WEBVTT 00:00:05.860 --> 00:00:08.859 Welcome to Botches Off -Road. And I'm back, everybody. 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:12.039 He's back! I know you missed me last week, but 00:00:12.039 --> 00:00:15.839 I'm back. From outer space. Man, it feels like 00:00:15.839 --> 00:00:17.579 I've been gone a lot longer than a week. Yeah. 00:00:17.699 --> 00:00:19.640 It feels like it's been like three weeks. Yeah, 00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:22.839 you went on deployment. They kept calling you 00:00:22.839 --> 00:00:27.379 back to Firewatch. No, I did not, everybody. 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:30.679 I did not get deployed. I am no longer. I am 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:32.600 done doing that. He got deployed to the Space 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:35.899 Force. He did his quick tour. He can only do 00:00:35.899 --> 00:00:38.179 so much because of the amount of radiation that 00:00:38.179 --> 00:00:41.479 they give him. Yeah, how fat I am now. I can 00:00:41.479 --> 00:00:45.100 only handle short terms. Yeah, short terms of 00:00:45.100 --> 00:00:47.020 radiation, and then they had to push him back. 00:00:47.619 --> 00:00:52.460 They said he took it all. Man, I don't even know, 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:54.969 because I missed last week's. recap i know mark 00:00:54.969 --> 00:00:57.450 kind of talked about it well i'm sure you listened 00:00:57.450 --> 00:01:01.590 to it right honestly just enough to edit it oh 00:01:01.590 --> 00:01:05.329 my god do you hear that so like our own our own 00:01:05.329 --> 00:01:08.810 host doesn't listen to our podcasts i usually 00:01:08.810 --> 00:01:12.590 do dude it's it's been a busy week oh my gosh 00:01:12.590 --> 00:01:15.230 this i haven't plugged my i haven't plugged my 00:01:15.230 --> 00:01:19.250 zune into uh sync since before i went to indiana 00:01:19.250 --> 00:01:21.549 you're not supposed to plug it into syncs it's 00:01:21.549 --> 00:01:26.780 bad for them You got that? Everyone got that? 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:29.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all got it. All right, well, 00:01:29.219 --> 00:01:31.620 so what's new? I mean, why have you been so busy? 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:35.500 Because all I've heard is excuses, so you better 00:01:35.500 --> 00:01:38.140 start thinking of something good. Well, I bought 00:01:38.140 --> 00:01:42.219 a truck. Okay. So, I mean, that's kind of been 00:01:42.219 --> 00:01:44.579 taking up some time, because I bought a really 00:01:44.579 --> 00:01:47.480 expensive truck that wasn't perfect. A Rivian? 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:51.599 Because buying a diesel under $20 ,000 is really 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:57.780 fucking hard. Yeah. Care to explain what it was? 00:01:58.159 --> 00:02:02.420 So, yeah, yeah, I mean, the Forerunners broke. 00:02:03.180 --> 00:02:04.959 I'll get into that in an hour, because that's 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:06.719 a whole story. It's a funny story, but it's a 00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:09.400 whole story. The Forerunners broke, and I needed 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:15.259 a daily. So I happened to talk to my bank, and 00:02:15.259 --> 00:02:16.599 they're like, yeah, no, we'll give you money 00:02:16.599 --> 00:02:18.340 if you want to go get a vehicle. And I'm like, 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:24.360 hell yeah. Freebie. Basically. That I have to 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:25.840 pay back for the next six years. I don't have 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:33.280 to pay it back at all either. So I got online 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:35.560 and I was looking. I specifically want a 6 .7 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:38.759 diesel. I've had lots of 7 .3s. They're amazing 00:02:38.759 --> 00:02:42.319 trucks. I do not want a 6 .0. I do not want a 00:02:42.319 --> 00:02:46.400 6 .4. My particular bank would have financed 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:49.139 me on anything. They didn't care how old it was. 00:02:49.550 --> 00:02:52.150 So if I wanted to go get a 7 .3, I could go get 00:02:52.150 --> 00:02:57.370 an OBS. But I couldn't find one that wasn't garbage 00:02:57.370 --> 00:02:59.830 for the money I had. Because I only had 7 .3. 00:02:59.990 --> 00:03:02.289 Dude, I think I would just sit behind your exhaust 00:03:02.289 --> 00:03:06.569 and lay down in a sun chair just to smell and 00:03:06.569 --> 00:03:12.830 hear the 7 .3. Dude, listen. I love the way a 00:03:12.830 --> 00:03:15.550 7 .3 sounds. Cold start. Oh, man, that's just 00:03:15.550 --> 00:03:18.740 nostalgia. And you have farms around you, so 00:03:18.740 --> 00:03:23.159 I get to smell, like, poop and 7 .3 diesel. And, 00:03:23.180 --> 00:03:26.879 oh, dude, that just brings me back. The 6 .7 00:03:26.879 --> 00:03:29.919 sounds as good, if not better, than the 7 .3. 00:03:29.919 --> 00:03:38.159 6 .7? Like, yes. It's insane. Oh, yeah, the whole... 00:03:38.349 --> 00:03:42.129 six that's why i went like that i'm doing it 00:03:42.129 --> 00:03:44.849 i'm like six it just kept popping up in my head 00:03:44.849 --> 00:03:47.930 it's stupid guys it's stupid so stupid brain 00:03:47.930 --> 00:03:50.069 rot gavin's got brain rot we know i've been there 00:03:50.069 --> 00:03:53.509 um but no i have not seen it yet i saw one picture 00:03:53.509 --> 00:03:57.810 of it you gave me one picture no interior no 00:03:57.810 --> 00:04:00.349 engine bay he's just like if you want to see 00:04:00.349 --> 00:04:03.580 it to come over I'm going to come over in my 00:04:03.580 --> 00:04:06.259 new car, which we'll talk about later after you 00:04:06.259 --> 00:04:08.639 talk about everything that you have been into. 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:13.419 Yeah, so we drove down to Indiana, and I had, 00:04:13.419 --> 00:04:16.620 what, six trucks lined up to look at Mark, something 00:04:16.620 --> 00:04:20.379 like that? I had a bunch. Yeah, I know you had 00:04:20.379 --> 00:04:23.000 two the day we went, but then we ended up seeing 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:24.819 a bunch of other trucks that same day because 00:04:24.819 --> 00:04:26.879 they were there. Well, I had more than that. 00:04:27.129 --> 00:04:29.149 I had more than that lined up, but by the time 00:04:29.149 --> 00:04:31.329 that we looked at that last dealership, I was 00:04:31.329 --> 00:04:34.810 done driving, because we were like six hours, 00:04:34.870 --> 00:04:36.670 four and a half, five hours from home at that 00:04:36.670 --> 00:04:39.050 point. Yeah. But had been in the car for six 00:04:39.050 --> 00:04:41.490 hours, because... Six to seven hours. We went 00:04:41.490 --> 00:04:45.269 roundabout. Right. Oh my god. So, first, we went 00:04:45.269 --> 00:04:48.970 to Warsaw, Indiana, which is where the Slate 00:04:48.970 --> 00:04:51.490 factory is, by the way. We did not go find it, 00:04:51.529 --> 00:04:55.420 because we were very cranky. And I called ahead. 00:04:55.660 --> 00:05:00.500 They had a 2018 F2. Yeah, that was an F250. A 00:05:00.500 --> 00:05:02.300 Luma Duty, so it wouldn't rust, which is what 00:05:02.300 --> 00:05:05.040 I wanted. Beautiful looking truck in photos. 00:05:05.319 --> 00:05:06.980 And I called ahead. I'm like, hey, I just want 00:05:06.980 --> 00:05:08.600 to make sure this thing runs good. You know, 00:05:08.639 --> 00:05:10.779 I'm driving it about four and a half hours home. 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:13.620 And they're like, yeah, everything's great. We 00:05:13.620 --> 00:05:16.720 get down there, turn the key, truck doesn't start. 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:21.459 So we jumpstart it. Truck starts with an engine 00:05:21.459 --> 00:05:29.389 power reduced warning. uh regen disabled yeah 00:05:29.389 --> 00:05:33.430 regen disabled um basically every warning telling 00:05:33.430 --> 00:05:35.610 me that the def system had failed and it was 00:05:35.610 --> 00:05:37.610 going to be like a five to ten thousand dollar 00:05:37.610 --> 00:05:41.790 repair or i delete it but that's saying that 00:05:41.790 --> 00:05:43.449 it was then going to run right because who knows 00:05:43.449 --> 00:05:45.069 what else was wrong with the truck i couldn't 00:05:45.069 --> 00:05:47.730 drive it over 20 miles an hour yeah that's that's 00:05:47.730 --> 00:05:53.329 crazy so while we were there uh they had a duramax 00:05:53.329 --> 00:05:55.410 that when i say this truck's identical to my 00:05:55.410 --> 00:06:00.050 dad's i mean same color same body same size identical 00:06:00.050 --> 00:06:04.069 to my dad's truck so we drove that and the duramax 00:06:04.069 --> 00:06:05.970 was all right the interior was pretty roached 00:06:05.970 --> 00:06:08.709 um it made a lot of you know a lot of rattling 00:06:08.709 --> 00:06:13.269 and clonking and um but driveline wise it seemed 00:06:13.269 --> 00:06:16.790 fine had 128 000 miles on it which told me that 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:19.600 Within the next 40 ,000 to 60 ,000 miles, it 00:06:19.600 --> 00:06:21.800 was going to cost me about $12 ,000 to $14 ,000 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:26.980 in a rebuild. So we get inside, and I ask, you 00:06:26.980 --> 00:06:29.060 know, what do you have on the Duramax? Like, 00:06:29.060 --> 00:06:32.540 what price? And he's like, we're asking $19 ,500. 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:35.160 And I'm like, oh, we can't even negotiate this. 00:06:35.420 --> 00:06:36.839 And he's like, what do you mean? I'm like, well, 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:40.319 I was thinking like $10 ,000. And he's like, 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:43.180 you're crazy. I'm like, no, I'm not crazy. Because 00:06:43.180 --> 00:06:45.100 it's got these issues and I know it's going to 00:06:45.100 --> 00:06:47.579 need this much money in a short period of time. 00:06:48.019 --> 00:06:50.180 So we walk outside and the dealer comes chasing 00:06:50.180 --> 00:06:52.800 us out. I can talk to my boss. Maybe I can get 00:06:52.800 --> 00:06:54.579 him to go down that low just to move it. And 00:06:54.579 --> 00:06:56.899 I'm like, no, I don't want you to do that because 00:06:56.899 --> 00:07:00.779 one, I'm not looking for a Duramax. Two, I don't 00:07:00.779 --> 00:07:02.759 want you to come down that low because I know 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:04.120 you're going to sell it to someone who knows 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:07.319 nothing about the truck. 419. I don't want to 00:07:07.319 --> 00:07:09.279 see you guys screw yourself out of money. I don't 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:12.139 know. that was a noble thing to do but if he 00:07:12.139 --> 00:07:16.240 was also willing to bring it down to 10 and he 00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:18.399 had it he's gonna talk to his boss right but 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:21.339 even then which is that's the negotiating tactic 00:07:21.339 --> 00:07:24.100 so we probably would have came to like 15 as 00:07:24.100 --> 00:07:26.600 the lowest yeah it's just i wasn't willing to 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:29.180 pay 15 for it it just speaks to how bad they 00:07:29.180 --> 00:07:32.139 fucking mark some of this stuff up i guarantee 00:07:32.139 --> 00:07:38.379 you when i because i bought my fj for 18 5 Yeah. 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:41.339 And I guarantee you they marked that up probably. 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:46.980 Oh, yeah. 8K. So, I don't know. Then I called 00:07:46.980 --> 00:07:48.939 the dealer that we went to next, and I was like, 00:07:49.019 --> 00:07:52.980 we're going to look at a 2011 F -350, which from 00:07:52.980 --> 00:07:54.759 pictures, it looked all right. It had a couple 00:07:54.759 --> 00:07:56.899 dings, you know, nothing crazy, but then we were 00:07:56.899 --> 00:08:00.980 asking like 14. So I called, and I'm like, you 00:08:00.980 --> 00:08:02.639 know, I just got to make sure this thing runs 00:08:02.639 --> 00:08:05.120 good, because this one I just looked at was garbage. 00:08:05.870 --> 00:08:07.949 And he's like, yeah, no, everything's great. 00:08:08.389 --> 00:08:11.769 We get down there, start this thing up, and looking 00:08:11.769 --> 00:08:13.850 it over, like, it had issues. I'm not saying 00:08:13.850 --> 00:08:17.290 it was perfect by any means. We start it up. 00:08:17.850 --> 00:08:20.230 It starts up. Me and Mark go to put our seatbelts 00:08:20.230 --> 00:08:23.449 on, and they don't move. They are completely 00:08:23.449 --> 00:08:26.550 seized all the way in. Like, you could strum 00:08:26.550 --> 00:08:29.629 the seatbelts like a guitar string. Yeah. Pretty 00:08:29.629 --> 00:08:32.029 much seems like someone pulled it all the way 00:08:32.029 --> 00:08:34.629 out, ratcheted it back in, and decided not to 00:08:34.629 --> 00:08:41.600 release it. So I pull it around to the office. 00:08:41.940 --> 00:08:44.779 And as I'm doing that, I mentioned to Mark how 00:08:44.779 --> 00:08:47.620 it feels like it has no fucking power. Yeah. 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:51.000 So then we pop the hood and I turn the oil cap 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:53.960 over and the oil cap won't even sit on the oil 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:56.500 fill. It just levitates because the blowback 00:08:56.500 --> 00:08:59.919 was so bad. Like the blow by was I've never seen 00:08:59.919 --> 00:09:04.440 a Ford diesel with that much blow by. Then I 00:09:04.440 --> 00:09:06.720 looked at the oil cap. And it was completely 00:09:06.720 --> 00:09:12.659 coated in coolant. Yeah. So I pointed this out 00:09:12.659 --> 00:09:15.000 to the seller and he's like, well, I can go down 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:18.120 to like, you know, five or six. And I'm like, 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:22.179 dude, I can't buy a five or $6 ,000 truck, drive 00:09:22.179 --> 00:09:24.279 it all the way back to Michigan and then spend 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:28.259 15 grand to have it rebuilt. Yeah. Like at that 00:09:28.259 --> 00:09:30.379 point, I'm 20 grand into a truck that's worth 00:09:30.379 --> 00:09:34.059 14. Yeah. That's just like, and your experience 00:09:34.059 --> 00:09:37.299 there. really just kind of pushed how much i 00:09:37.299 --> 00:09:40.240 hate dealerships and how shifty a dude a lot 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:43.279 of them like there are some i wouldn't even say 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:44.799 there are some good ones there are some that 00:09:44.799 --> 00:09:47.659 are better than others yeah but dude they're 00:09:47.659 --> 00:09:51.899 so shifty i'm a firm believer in buying private 00:09:51.899 --> 00:09:54.480 the only reason i was going to dealerships this 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:57.980 time is that i was only uh i they're only going 00:09:57.980 --> 00:10:03.220 to give me like 12 for a private sale or 17 for 00:10:03.870 --> 00:10:08.049 a dealership sale right so i was will i it's 00:10:08.049 --> 00:10:10.210 the only way i could get a semi -decent six seven 00:10:10.210 --> 00:10:13.210 right yeah yeah i know what i didn't i didn't 00:10:13.210 --> 00:10:18.870 even do it dude i'm innocent so so then we're 00:10:18.870 --> 00:10:20.950 like just kind of looking around and i'm like 00:10:20.950 --> 00:10:22.669 you know what let me think that over the five 00:10:22.669 --> 00:10:25.070 thousand dollar deal and i'm like let me drive 00:10:25.070 --> 00:10:29.090 that uh ram 1500 eco diesel I've just always 00:10:29.090 --> 00:10:30.929 wanted to drive one. I wasn't going to buy the 00:10:30.929 --> 00:10:33.629 damn thing. Cause I had it in my head that I 00:10:33.629 --> 00:10:35.730 wanted a three quarter ton or one ton pickup, 00:10:35.809 --> 00:10:38.350 you know? So we get in this little half ton eco 00:10:38.350 --> 00:10:40.490 diesel and I get out on the road and I floor 00:10:40.490 --> 00:10:43.370 it. And the thing ran fine. Like, don't get me 00:10:43.370 --> 00:10:47.210 wrong. It did seem to run fine. Just there's 00:10:47.210 --> 00:10:51.570 no power to those trucks. Like it's, it's ridiculous 00:10:51.570 --> 00:10:54.820 how underpowered they are. So we, we kind of 00:10:54.820 --> 00:10:56.539 go down the road a little bit, come back and 00:10:56.539 --> 00:10:58.039 I'm like, yeah, we're just going to have to pass, 00:10:58.139 --> 00:11:00.379 you know? And I popped the hood on that one and 00:11:00.379 --> 00:11:03.059 take the oil cap off. And it like, I don't even 00:11:03.059 --> 00:11:05.080 know that it was blow by that caused it, but 00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:08.139 somehow the oil cap came out of my hand and went 00:11:08.139 --> 00:11:11.700 flying across the engine mark. Yeah. Don't know 00:11:11.700 --> 00:11:16.580 what caused it. Um, yeah. So I like, I told the 00:11:16.580 --> 00:11:17.960 dealer, you know, I'm just going to have to pass. 00:11:18.019 --> 00:11:21.250 He's like, well, I have another one that someone's 00:11:21.250 --> 00:11:23.269 test driving right now. When they get back, why 00:11:23.269 --> 00:11:25.509 don't you go drive that and see how it is? I'm 00:11:25.509 --> 00:11:27.870 asking a little bit more for it, but it might 00:11:27.870 --> 00:11:31.490 be up your alley. So those people get back. We 00:11:31.490 --> 00:11:34.269 pop the hood. This one's tuned and deleted. First 00:11:34.269 --> 00:11:36.950 tuned and deleted truck we'd found all day. It's 00:11:36.950 --> 00:11:40.110 a big deal because on modern diesels, they have 00:11:40.110 --> 00:11:43.110 this god -awful emission system that no matter 00:11:43.110 --> 00:11:44.769 which one I bought would be the first thing to 00:11:44.769 --> 00:11:49.509 get ripped off. but i mean it's a lariat it has 00:11:49.509 --> 00:11:51.570 a nice interior it's leather it's got heated 00:11:51.570 --> 00:11:54.629 seats kind of they're aftermarket but they're 00:11:54.629 --> 00:11:57.169 there um it's got remote start you know it's 00:11:57.169 --> 00:11:59.149 got all the features you would want out of a 00:11:59.149 --> 00:12:03.090 newer pickup and it's a 2014 so like pretty much 00:12:03.090 --> 00:12:05.789 every feature you could want in 2014 is in this 00:12:05.789 --> 00:12:10.769 truck um engine bay look clean oil was clean 00:12:10.769 --> 00:12:14.759 everything was good uh both cooling systems the 00:12:14.759 --> 00:12:16.480 coolant was where it was supposed to be so there 00:12:16.480 --> 00:12:19.259 were no coolant leaks i think there is one but 00:12:19.259 --> 00:12:23.259 it's not a bad one so i can ignore it um so i 00:12:23.259 --> 00:12:26.200 mean it going through it the thing looked fine 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:28.179 you know so then we get in we go for a drive 00:12:28.179 --> 00:12:32.100 and the very first bump we hear the thunk and 00:12:32.100 --> 00:12:35.340 then the next bump the thunk and then the next 00:12:35.340 --> 00:12:38.580 bump the thunk the thunk so we turn around come 00:12:38.580 --> 00:12:41.769 back to the dealership And I lay under the truck 00:12:41.769 --> 00:12:43.870 and just have Mark start shaking the hell out 00:12:43.870 --> 00:12:46.269 of this truck so I can find what's loose. And 00:12:46.269 --> 00:12:48.970 the dealer walks out to Mark just shaking the 00:12:48.970 --> 00:12:51.330 shit out of this truck. And I'm going, that cab 00:12:51.330 --> 00:12:56.850 mount's bad. That cab mount's bad. Which, it's 00:12:56.850 --> 00:12:59.250 not uncommon. Super Duties use a really cheap 00:12:59.250 --> 00:13:01.629 rubber. The rubber rots out. Cab mount's bad, 00:13:01.730 --> 00:13:04.970 you know? So I bought some silicone cab mounts 00:13:04.970 --> 00:13:08.059 that I still have yet to put in. So it still 00:13:08.059 --> 00:13:11.940 goes to the thunk over every bump. Dude, you 00:13:11.940 --> 00:13:15.639 know dealerships hate to see you coming. You 00:13:15.639 --> 00:13:18.519 know, as soon as that guy saw Mark shaking that 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:24.200 truck, he was like, fuck. He was asking $19 .99 00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:27.559 for this thing, like plus taxes and fees. And 00:13:27.559 --> 00:13:29.340 we get inside and I'm like, you're not going 00:13:29.340 --> 00:13:31.299 to like my offer. He's like, what do you mean? 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:33.960 I'm like, the absolute most I can offer you, 00:13:34.039 --> 00:13:37.509 like out the door, taxes and fees included. is 00:13:37.509 --> 00:13:42.029 69 yeah and he's like man i i can't do that and 00:13:42.029 --> 00:13:44.649 i'm like okay let's skip the negotiating tactic 00:13:44.649 --> 00:13:47.610 here you're gonna accept my offer anyway so rather 00:13:47.610 --> 00:13:49.590 than giving me this whole bullshit trying to 00:13:49.590 --> 00:13:52.570 get me to raise it 69 is the max i can do and 00:13:52.570 --> 00:13:57.929 he's like okay i'll take it yeah so you sold 00:13:57.929 --> 00:14:03.169 him yeah yeah i uh i always think i do well in 00:14:03.169 --> 00:14:06.879 dealerships and then i get out and i'm like Dude, 00:14:06.919 --> 00:14:10.320 did I get shafted? I mean, they got the shit 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:17.019 to an art. When I got the FJ, to be fair, for 00:14:17.019 --> 00:14:22.840 market price, $18 ,000 for a 100 ,000 -mile FJ, 00:14:23.039 --> 00:14:26.500 completely rust -free, that was actually fair. 00:14:29.340 --> 00:14:32.759 I'm like $7 ,000 or $8 ,000 under market value 00:14:32.759 --> 00:14:36.600 for a 200 ,000 -mile 2014. Yeah, I wasn't under. 00:14:36.659 --> 00:14:40.220 I wasn't, you know, super over. I mean, other 00:14:40.220 --> 00:14:43.519 people might debate that, but everything worked 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:46.539 on the truck. Everything was, I mean, absolutely 00:14:46.539 --> 00:14:49.679 perfect. There was not a speck of rust on it. 00:14:49.779 --> 00:14:52.039 They didn't try coating it or anything. It was 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:55.659 just bare metal, and it had 100 ,000 miles on 00:14:55.659 --> 00:15:00.419 it, and the interior was absolutely immaculate. 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:03.570 It actually came from a guy in Nuevo. who went 00:15:03.570 --> 00:15:06.509 up there, traded it in for something else, which 00:15:06.509 --> 00:15:08.470 is funny. I wish I could find that guy and talk 00:15:08.470 --> 00:15:15.330 to him. But yeah, I mean, for 18 .5, no, I didn't 00:15:15.330 --> 00:15:18.529 get ripped off necessarily, but I also didn't 00:15:18.529 --> 00:15:21.009 understand the market value of, like, Toyotas 00:15:21.009 --> 00:15:24.590 at the time. I just knew that this was one of 00:15:24.590 --> 00:15:27.889 my dream trucks. They went up after you bought 00:15:27.889 --> 00:15:29.889 it, dude. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it went up. I mean, 00:15:29.909 --> 00:15:32.730 I've depreciated it, if anything. you know obviously 00:15:32.730 --> 00:15:37.710 from driving yeah um shitty mods you know with 00:15:37.710 --> 00:15:41.289 my skill level but uh i don't care because i'm 00:15:41.289 --> 00:15:44.169 gonna once i get this paid off in a year i'm 00:15:44.169 --> 00:15:47.049 gonna drive it until it literally breaks in half 00:15:47.049 --> 00:15:50.169 so i don't really care it's gonna be mine forever 00:15:50.169 --> 00:15:55.789 but but no i mean but otherwise like when sienna 00:15:55.789 --> 00:15:59.990 picked up the crv we definitely i feel like we 00:15:59.990 --> 00:16:03.149 got shafted on that a little but Because we were 00:16:03.149 --> 00:16:08.929 looking at, like, 2011 RAV4s with 260 ,000 miles 00:16:08.929 --> 00:16:13.570 on it, rusted brakes, like, cloth seats, base 00:16:13.570 --> 00:16:16.629 model, were all fucking ripped up. Thing looked 00:16:16.629 --> 00:16:20.990 janky. And this guy wanted, like, 16K for it. 00:16:21.049 --> 00:16:23.730 I'm like, there's no fucking, there's no way 00:16:23.730 --> 00:16:26.129 that you're going to get 16K out of me for this. 00:16:26.830 --> 00:16:28.870 And we went back and forth, and I realized that 00:16:28.870 --> 00:16:30.529 I was just not going to be able to get Sienna 00:16:30.529 --> 00:16:35.610 what she wanted out of a car from a pre -used, 00:16:35.649 --> 00:16:40.309 like, lot. Yeah. Because, like, so, I mean, I 00:16:40.309 --> 00:16:43.750 don't know. I am super skeptical of those guys. 00:16:43.830 --> 00:16:47.850 And Sienna's dad has gotten ripped off more times 00:16:47.850 --> 00:16:54.269 than not. Like, his Buick is on its third engine. 00:16:55.289 --> 00:16:57.409 You didn't buy that from Nuevo Auto Sales, did 00:16:57.409 --> 00:17:01.769 you? No. No, he bought it from, like, Big Rapids 00:17:01.769 --> 00:17:04.210 or somewhere over there, but a Buick dealership 00:17:04.210 --> 00:17:07.210 used it. But that's not surprising coming from 00:17:07.210 --> 00:17:12.450 Nuevo Auto Mall, either. Yeah, I don't think 00:17:12.450 --> 00:17:14.990 I've ever really been ripped off at a dealer. 00:17:16.069 --> 00:17:19.049 I've only bought a handful of cars. My Jeep I 00:17:19.049 --> 00:17:21.970 bought at a dealership. My Mustang, I bought 00:17:21.970 --> 00:17:24.029 a dealership, and then this truck. Everything 00:17:24.029 --> 00:17:25.869 else, I bought private party. Yeah, I mean, I 00:17:25.869 --> 00:17:30.990 bought everything else private party. The FJ 00:17:30.990 --> 00:17:33.109 was the first one that I bought from a dealership 00:17:33.109 --> 00:17:37.029 and immediately regretted it. Not because I didn't 00:17:37.029 --> 00:17:42.150 like the truck, but it's just, to me, maybe it's 00:17:42.150 --> 00:17:47.109 my tax bracket, but spending $19 ,000 on a vehicle 00:17:47.109 --> 00:17:51.529 was daunting. It was like... i was like i couldn't 00:17:51.529 --> 00:17:53.329 even fathom the amount of money the amount of 00:17:53.329 --> 00:17:56.009 time yeah like that it would take to pay it off 00:17:56.009 --> 00:18:01.369 like like six years i just spent i just spent 00:18:01.369 --> 00:18:04.009 the most i've ever spent on anything this includes 00:18:04.009 --> 00:18:08.769 my house that i had in big rapids and i'm just 00:18:08.769 --> 00:18:10.710 now starting to get over it and i haven't made 00:18:10.710 --> 00:18:13.269 a payment on it yet oh yeah dude my first month 00:18:13.269 --> 00:18:17.150 was bliss until i started thinking about the 00:18:17.150 --> 00:18:22.690 500 and like fifty dollar payments and then jesus 00:18:22.690 --> 00:18:26.769 dude what the hell mine's only like 370 something 00:18:26.769 --> 00:18:30.470 well i also had like absolute dog shit credit 00:18:30.470 --> 00:18:34.450 and no history so i have no history and pretty 00:18:34.450 --> 00:18:39.750 dog shit credit i'm coming off of seven years 00:18:39.750 --> 00:18:42.950 of not being able to do anything credit wise 00:18:42.950 --> 00:18:45.349 because i was so in the hole seven years ago 00:18:45.829 --> 00:18:47.910 And I just ignored it for seven years and watched 00:18:47.910 --> 00:18:50.069 everything fall off. Yeah, I mean, that's what 00:18:50.069 --> 00:18:53.150 I'm in the process of letting some stuff happen. 00:18:53.250 --> 00:18:57.210 But, like, no, I mean, mine was at, like, mid 00:18:57.210 --> 00:19:01.430 to high fives. Okay, mine's higher than yours. 00:19:01.430 --> 00:19:03.450 Oh, yeah, dude, I was, like, just barely touching 00:19:03.450 --> 00:19:08.289 six. Or I think it was at, like, 612, maybe. 00:19:09.769 --> 00:19:13.069 Something like that. Anyway, it was not good. 00:19:13.210 --> 00:19:15.309 And it was the highest I've ever had it because... 00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:17.640 Basically because as a dude, I was always used 00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:21.619 to buying private. I never planned on, like, 00:19:21.619 --> 00:19:25.420 buying a house, really. Oh, dude, I financed 00:19:25.420 --> 00:19:27.579 so much private party stuff, though. Yeah, but, 00:19:27.660 --> 00:19:30.079 like, I never wanted anything to do with credit 00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:33.940 cards or debt. Yeah. So, like, I always paid 00:19:33.940 --> 00:19:36.380 everything in cash. If I couldn't save up for 00:19:36.380 --> 00:19:40.299 it, then I didn't buy it. Like... Yeah. So... 00:19:41.110 --> 00:19:43.430 And then once I met Sienna and I'm like, man, 00:19:43.589 --> 00:19:46.470 I want to have a life with her. I was like, shit. 00:19:47.589 --> 00:19:49.470 You know, I have to have credit to buy a house. 00:19:49.829 --> 00:19:51.670 So we were looking at houses and they're like, 00:19:51.789 --> 00:19:55.130 you have nothing. Like, nothing. Like, you have 00:19:55.130 --> 00:19:57.789 no history. You don't even have a card. And I 00:19:57.789 --> 00:20:00.109 was like, no, I don't have a card. She's like, 00:20:00.150 --> 00:20:03.569 but you need something to buy a house. So that's 00:20:03.569 --> 00:20:06.509 when I was like, ugh. You don't need something 00:20:06.509 --> 00:20:09.849 to buy a house. You just save up 15 grand while 00:20:09.849 --> 00:20:13.299 you're in the army. And then go buy a $15 ,000 00:20:13.299 --> 00:20:16.180 house, and then spend two years spending all 00:20:16.180 --> 00:20:18.720 of your money to fix up said $15 ,000 house, 00:20:18.900 --> 00:20:21.900 and then ultimately sell it to your mom for money 00:20:21.900 --> 00:20:24.339 that you owe her, and then watch your little 00:20:24.339 --> 00:20:25.859 sister burn it to the ground. It works great. 00:20:26.079 --> 00:20:29.259 Well, I mean, to be fair, I don't think I could 00:20:29.259 --> 00:20:34.339 find a $15 ,000 house that I could live in and 00:20:34.339 --> 00:20:38.420 fix it. yeah you you can live in it and fix it 00:20:38.420 --> 00:20:40.779 you just have to strip it down to studs in every 00:20:40.779 --> 00:20:43.380 room except for one like i did and then live 00:20:43.380 --> 00:20:46.299 with no water for three months um and no only 00:20:46.299 --> 00:20:49.799 one working outlet uh it's great man at that 00:20:49.799 --> 00:20:53.359 point i would just go camping because that's 00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:56.859 it's like camping thing it's like yeah it's like 00:20:56.859 --> 00:20:59.140 camping except you're in a really drafty building 00:20:59.140 --> 00:21:02.220 that in the middle of winter it's fantastic open 00:21:02.220 --> 00:21:06.009 floor model but hey We've talked about Alex. 00:21:06.150 --> 00:21:08.269 Alex, do you have anything else to add before 00:21:08.269 --> 00:21:10.170 we move on to Mark? Because we need a Mark update. 00:21:11.150 --> 00:21:15.849 We do, especially Saturday. Mark, let's hear 00:21:15.849 --> 00:21:20.289 it. What's going on, man? Tell us the news. I 00:21:20.289 --> 00:21:23.029 do have a Mark truck update. I was about to say, 00:21:23.069 --> 00:21:26.829 I wish I had news about the truck, but it's still 00:21:26.829 --> 00:21:30.529 being worked on today. So I talked to the mechanic 00:21:30.529 --> 00:21:32.490 today, because I handle this stuff for Mark, 00:21:32.529 --> 00:21:35.549 because he works. He doesn't have the ability 00:21:35.549 --> 00:21:37.910 to handle it while he's at work the way I do. 00:21:38.549 --> 00:21:44.170 And all mechanics close before he gets out of 00:21:44.170 --> 00:21:46.769 work. But I did hear from the mechanic today. 00:21:47.829 --> 00:21:51.730 I heard from the mechanic today. They were getting 00:21:51.730 --> 00:21:53.970 injectors today and pulling the truck in tomorrow. 00:21:55.289 --> 00:22:01.519 So maybe it'll be done tomorrow. Hopefully. It's 00:22:01.519 --> 00:22:03.319 going to be expensive. This is a really expensive 00:22:03.319 --> 00:22:08.539 repair. Yeah. That said, I have about half the 00:22:08.539 --> 00:22:10.839 amount I owe on the truck in this last couple 00:22:10.839 --> 00:22:17.920 months on this thing. That's scary. And the thing 00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:21.160 is that even if we hadn't tried to fix it ahead 00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:23.039 of time, it would have costed the same, because 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.640 the cost is them doing the same job we did. Yeah, 00:22:25.640 --> 00:22:31.549 that sucks. But on the upside, soon you'll have 00:22:31.549 --> 00:22:35.190 a truck, and it's just money. It's just papers. 00:22:35.809 --> 00:22:38.289 Just like this stupid paper that everybody decided 00:22:38.289 --> 00:22:41.569 to agree on that it's worth something. Yeah, 00:22:41.569 --> 00:22:43.609 but he was supposed to spend that money on long 00:22:43.609 --> 00:22:46.670 travel. Well, that's okay. Now he can travel 00:22:46.670 --> 00:22:53.470 long distances. At the same time, you're still 00:22:53.470 --> 00:22:59.559 getting long travel. And you'll have cruise control. 00:22:59.700 --> 00:23:02.720 In the middle of trail rides, your truck won't 00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:05.839 randomly shut down and will need to clear your 00:23:05.839 --> 00:23:10.180 code so that you can get going again. The upside 00:23:10.180 --> 00:23:15.960 is that you'll have a truck that runs. The downside 00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:23.640 is you've burned a little green paper. I burned 00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:25.799 a little too much green paper this weekend, though. 00:23:28.380 --> 00:23:34.380 Yeah, that's horrible. So, yeah, if you want 00:23:34.380 --> 00:23:36.539 to talk about why my cab mounts aren't done, 00:23:36.660 --> 00:23:41.599 Mark. Well, we have multiple things going on. 00:23:42.980 --> 00:23:46.440 But we're getting ready to go do them. We're 00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:51.000 changing to go do the cab mounts. Yeah, so we're 00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:52.980 getting changed, getting ready to get done working 00:23:52.980 --> 00:23:57.190 on stuff for the day. I set my phone down, and 00:23:57.190 --> 00:23:59.569 all I see is half the screen black and half the 00:23:59.569 --> 00:24:01.549 screen whatever it was on the screen at the time. 00:24:02.190 --> 00:24:05.230 Next thing I know, it's black, and I go to turn 00:24:05.230 --> 00:24:08.490 it on, and it wouldn't turn on. I did everything 00:24:08.490 --> 00:24:10.349 to turn it on, and it wouldn't turn on. I'm like, 00:24:10.430 --> 00:24:15.990 fuck. And the funny thing was, I don't know. 00:24:16.049 --> 00:24:18.190 I just set the phone down. It just decided, like, 00:24:18.190 --> 00:24:26.599 hey, I'm done. Bye. Wow. R .I .P. yeah dude mark 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:29.799 who did you piss off because you're getting someone 00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:33.660 came after you well no i've had this phone for 00:24:33.660 --> 00:24:37.460 four to five years now it has survived we've 00:24:37.460 --> 00:24:40.279 been telling mark it has survived a dip in the 00:24:40.279 --> 00:24:44.339 water with me over a year we've been saying mark 00:24:44.339 --> 00:24:48.099 you need a new phone yeah i get it dude if it 00:24:48.099 --> 00:24:50.720 my phone if it doesn't like literally fucking 00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:53.640 shatter i mean i've used mine with shattered 00:24:53.640 --> 00:24:56.559 glass like picked up phone calls and gotten like 00:24:56.559 --> 00:24:59.220 pieces of glass in my ear or a piece of glass 00:24:59.220 --> 00:25:02.200 in my finger from scrolling or something playing 00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:04.259 fruit ninja with a shattered screen something 00:25:04.259 --> 00:25:07.880 like that like yeah like i won't buy it unless 00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:11.759 it's dead dead i it's just not worth it to me 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:16.650 but the other thing has been is that i The work 00:25:16.650 --> 00:25:19.390 I do, I deal with sand all the time, so it was 00:25:19.390 --> 00:25:21.589 sandblasted from all the sand that's been in 00:25:21.589 --> 00:25:24.549 the pockets. I've been trying to find a phone 00:25:24.549 --> 00:25:27.329 that was like, I hate to spend a lot of money 00:25:27.329 --> 00:25:30.750 just for it to get ruined. I've been trying to 00:25:30.750 --> 00:25:32.730 figure out what to do. Indestructible cases. 00:25:33.309 --> 00:25:37.289 It wasn't an indestructible case. It was in one. 00:25:37.329 --> 00:25:39.869 For a lasting four or five years, that's pretty 00:25:39.869 --> 00:25:45.920 damn good, honestly, for what you do. And it 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:48.019 was just an A -series phone. It wasn't like it 00:25:48.019 --> 00:25:50.960 was a nice phone, you know? I think the phone's 00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:52.460 behind you. You want to show them the state of 00:25:52.460 --> 00:25:54.180 the case and everything behind you there, Alex? 00:25:54.299 --> 00:25:59.160 Go, Gavin. Yeah, so it's a... This is the case. 00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:02.839 The case is pretty rough. It's missing a bunch 00:26:02.839 --> 00:26:08.079 of pieces. I can't... It had a little fingerprint 00:26:08.079 --> 00:26:11.819 scanner on the power button. And on the case, 00:26:11.819 --> 00:26:15.480 it was pretty much a rubber cotton. So that's 00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:17.619 the back of the phone itself. It's full of cracks 00:26:17.619 --> 00:26:20.180 where the battery is swelling. Mark thought it 00:26:20.180 --> 00:26:25.960 was from a metal phone mount. Yeah, I had the 00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:28.200 phone mount, and when I went to remove them, 00:26:28.420 --> 00:26:30.660 it was starting to show cracks around where the 00:26:30.660 --> 00:26:34.680 plate was at the time. Well, currently, the battery 00:26:34.680 --> 00:26:37.720 is swelling around that spot. Maybe that's what 00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:39.960 it was, is your battery swelled and fucked up 00:26:39.960 --> 00:26:44.619 your screen. You charged it too much and it grew. 00:26:47.019 --> 00:26:49.380 Sadly, that's the one that you can't get to the 00:26:49.380 --> 00:26:51.539 battery or replace it, so I wouldn't even know 00:26:51.539 --> 00:26:57.519 it was swelling that bad. So, damn, you got your 00:26:57.519 --> 00:27:01.079 truck down, your phone down. Anything else went 00:27:01.079 --> 00:27:04.599 down, dude? We gotta have you take you to Sienna's 00:27:04.599 --> 00:27:08.039 grandma so she can rub you with an egg and get 00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:11.589 all the bad juju off you. You did something to 00:27:11.589 --> 00:27:15.930 someone. They're pissed. You cut someone's fiber 00:27:15.930 --> 00:27:18.609 table when you were digging around or something. 00:27:18.710 --> 00:27:21.690 They haven't had internet for months. It's that 00:27:21.690 --> 00:27:24.809 phone line you dug out of the ground, Mark. I 00:27:24.809 --> 00:27:33.250 was using that. Oh, dude. Well, for me, I'll 00:27:33.250 --> 00:27:35.269 do my short one for the next couple minutes. 00:27:35.349 --> 00:27:39.890 I had some repairs. We talked about in the last 00:27:39.890 --> 00:27:43.750 episode my U -joint, right? Mm -hmm. I don't 00:27:43.750 --> 00:27:46.410 know. Did you? Okay. So, yeah, we had the U -joint, 00:27:46.470 --> 00:27:51.089 and then we took everything off the roof. That 00:27:51.089 --> 00:27:54.750 was pretty dope. And then I hardwired my new 00:27:54.750 --> 00:27:58.589 WeBoost antenna on, finally. They sent it to 00:27:58.589 --> 00:28:00.589 me this winter, and I just did not want to do 00:28:00.589 --> 00:28:03.950 it in the snow and take video and stuff. Yeah, 00:28:04.109 --> 00:28:05.930 we had a pretty cold winter, so it would have 00:28:05.930 --> 00:28:10.599 been hard. Yeah. You made a reel that had ridiculously 00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:14.220 loud music? Yeah, I struggled with that because 00:28:14.220 --> 00:28:19.519 I made it all on my phone. And when I had my 00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:21.400 headphones on, it sounded like one thing, and 00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:24.200 I had my headphones off, it didn't. So it was 00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:27.119 crazy. But anyway, I made it. They thanked me. 00:28:27.460 --> 00:28:33.240 I feel better now. And then... So we've been 00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:34.900 thinking about trying to get seen a new car, 00:28:35.180 --> 00:28:38.579 and we talked to a family member who's got a 00:28:38.579 --> 00:28:41.599 couple hundred of them or something. I don't 00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:45.319 know. He's got a shit ton of cars. And he wanted 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:49.720 our truck, so he offered a trade. So we ended 00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:55.720 up trading the 94 for a 2007 Saab 930 that runs 00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:58.079 and drives. It's got a little oil leak. It's 00:28:58.079 --> 00:29:00.619 got a little power steering fluid leak. but it 00:29:00.619 --> 00:29:05.960 runs, drives, goes 75 easily, and doesn't break. 00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:08.920 The only other thing that we got to change out 00:29:08.920 --> 00:29:12.839 on it is maybe tires, do brakes, because it's 00:29:12.839 --> 00:29:14.660 been sitting for like four years in his barn. 00:29:14.779 --> 00:29:17.480 It looked like a true barn find. We got it out, 00:29:17.500 --> 00:29:20.700 and it was dusty like a barn find. Did it have 00:29:20.700 --> 00:29:24.900 a green army tarp over it? No. And a letter in 00:29:24.900 --> 00:29:30.950 the glove box? I wish. Yeah, no. But also we 00:29:30.950 --> 00:29:33.990 have to do an ECM location relocation on it because 00:29:33.990 --> 00:29:37.329 those are ECUs like to burn because they put 00:29:37.329 --> 00:29:39.190 them right on the engine for some reason. So 00:29:39.190 --> 00:29:43.490 we got to move that. Dude, I just did an ECU 00:29:43.490 --> 00:29:46.230 in my sister's Impala. And let me tell you, GM 00:29:46.230 --> 00:29:48.329 picks the worst possible places to put those 00:29:48.329 --> 00:29:52.210 things. Yeah. Like my sister's is inside the 00:29:52.210 --> 00:29:54.950 air box. So, you know, think about where air 00:29:54.950 --> 00:29:56.750 comes into a car, right? Wheel well, usually, 00:29:56.809 --> 00:30:00.049 right? So it's in the bottom of the air box, 00:30:00.289 --> 00:30:02.690 so the water comes in the wheel well and then 00:30:02.690 --> 00:30:06.670 settles on top of the ECU. That's how it cools. 00:30:06.670 --> 00:30:08.670 Real smart. That's why it doesn't need fins, 00:30:08.769 --> 00:30:13.450 because the water cools it. I poured, like, almost 00:30:13.450 --> 00:30:16.289 a 12 -ounce bottle of water out of this ECU when 00:30:16.289 --> 00:30:19.509 I pulled it out. Oh, God. Yeah, so we have to 00:30:19.509 --> 00:30:22.349 do a relocation, which basically just puts a 00:30:22.349 --> 00:30:24.309 heat shield under it and raises it up an inch 00:30:24.309 --> 00:30:27.079 or two. And that supposedly fixes the problem. 00:30:27.259 --> 00:30:30.119 So we'll get to that. That's about $85. Other 00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:33.460 than that, tires, brakes, and I'm just going 00:30:33.460 --> 00:30:35.019 to ignore the power steering leak, and we're 00:30:35.019 --> 00:30:36.599 just going to keep pulling that up. It's good. 00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:40.259 So as we were pulling that out, and a battery, 00:30:40.299 --> 00:30:42.619 if I didn't say that. But as we were pulling 00:30:42.619 --> 00:30:45.480 that out, he said, how about a double deal? And 00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:49.880 my ears perked up. He has a Saab 9 -3 Aero, which 00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:54.220 is the V6 turbocharged. Sadly, not a Saabaroo. 00:30:54.339 --> 00:30:57.339 No. But that's also in really good condition, 00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:01.460 and the arrows are pretty nice. And he wants 00:31:01.460 --> 00:31:04.960 to trade that for the 89 that we have sitting 00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:07.359 in the woods. And I was like, that's fine. I 00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:08.920 was just going to throw it in the scrapyard anyway 00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:11.539 because it's too far gone to try to do anything 00:31:11.539 --> 00:31:15.839 with it. So we're getting two Saabs, the Saab 00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:18.900 9 -3 that Sienna's got, the Saab 9 -3 Arrow, 00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:22.450 which is a V6, which is why I'm getting it. Even 00:31:22.450 --> 00:31:24.410 though it's blue and I don't like blue that much. 00:31:24.809 --> 00:31:28.089 But just because I want something faster than 00:31:28.089 --> 00:31:34.890 my truck. And we have a parts car Saab 9 -3 in 00:31:34.890 --> 00:31:39.150 our yard anyway. So anything that our cars need, 00:31:39.329 --> 00:31:42.890 there's parts sitting in the yard for it. And 00:31:42.890 --> 00:31:47.970 yeah, so that's a good trade. And what else? 00:31:47.990 --> 00:31:51.569 I cut my son's hair and he looks like a prisoner. 00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:56.000 that escaped from Russian death camp. Hell yeah. 00:31:56.119 --> 00:31:58.500 It's absolutely horrible. He kept bugging me 00:31:58.500 --> 00:32:01.940 and bugging me about haircut. And I cut the sides. 00:32:02.420 --> 00:32:04.680 His hair on the top was long. I trimmed it a 00:32:04.680 --> 00:32:06.720 little bit. It looked real good. And as I was 00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:08.920 trying to get all the little hairs on his side, 00:32:09.019 --> 00:32:11.940 he turned his head and I buzzed right up the 00:32:11.940 --> 00:32:15.759 top of his head. And so now he's got like one 00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:19.579 inch hair and it's just like his dad's. So it 00:32:19.579 --> 00:32:23.119 just pokes straight up. And he's got little wisps 00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:27.119 of long hair here and there. And he got to a 00:32:27.119 --> 00:32:29.559 point where he just wouldn't stop moving. And 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:31.740 I gave up. And Sienna's sitting there kind of 00:32:31.740 --> 00:32:33.960 laughing. And I'm like, no, I'm mad. I just made 00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:37.359 my kid look like he escaped Auschwitz. And I'm 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:43.160 so upset. Do you remember when... It was time 00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:45.299 for Jax to get a haircut. We asked him what he 00:32:45.299 --> 00:32:47.759 wanted. He said, I want hair like Mark's. And 00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:52.980 Mark shaved his head. Oh, Jesus. We shaved Jax's 00:32:52.980 --> 00:32:57.099 head. His dad was fucking pissed. Yeah. No, people 00:32:57.099 --> 00:32:59.000 said, they're like, well, you should just shave 00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:01.859 his head now. And I'm like, no. Like, I absolutely 00:33:01.859 --> 00:33:05.880 loved my son's hair. I just wanted it a little 00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:07.960 shorter. Like, it was getting too long. It kept 00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:10.240 getting in his face. It was obviously annoying 00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:13.119 him. I just wanted a little bit shorter, and 00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:15.599 then I buzzed it all off. And I've never been 00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:19.019 emotional over hair of my own, but watching his 00:33:19.019 --> 00:33:21.500 get shut, like, just, like, fall to the floor, 00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:24.460 and then him ruining his own hair, I was, like, 00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:27.480 I was irate, dude. I was, like, I need a break. 00:33:27.619 --> 00:33:30.200 I need to go smoke because I'm pissed. And so 00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:34.740 now my kid has a stupid buzz cut, and it looks 00:33:34.740 --> 00:33:39.400 horrible. And Easter is this weekend. I'm gonna 00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:41.700 be finding him one of those little Easter hats 00:33:41.700 --> 00:33:44.079 or something. Bring him over. I'll fix the buzz 00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:46.599 cut. I'll make it look good. There's no fixing 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:48.920 it. It's buzzed. You can't do anything with it 00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:52.240 anymore. Except cut more. Yeah, buzz cuts don't 00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:54.200 look bad. Yeah, they do. You just gotta make 00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:58.200 sure it's cut evenly. Yeah, it's great. With 00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:00.779 our hair, buzz cuts are not good. Anything short 00:34:00.779 --> 00:34:06.299 -haired looks shitty. So, there's no fixing that. 00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:10.400 Because every time you take a shower... Because 00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:13.840 our hair, when it's like this short, it literally 00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:16.199 stands straight up like this. And it looks... 00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:19.480 That's how mine used to be before I lost it. 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:23.300 Yeah, well, hopefully... I don't know. I thought 00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:25.179 about getting him a toupee because it's really 00:34:25.179 --> 00:34:30.739 depressing. But we'll be fine. All right. You 00:34:30.739 --> 00:34:32.920 guys ready to move on over to the hour? Yeah. 00:34:33.679 --> 00:34:35.679 I'm going to go cry real quick. See you later, 00:34:35.739 --> 00:34:38.510 guys. Bye. Bye. Bye.