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Welcome to Botch's Off -Road. Today's a wrap,

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a very tired wrap. Gavin, have you had a long

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week like everyone else? Yeah, and no. Probably

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not long like yours, but been busy with the better

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weather. We've been out getting stuff, you know,

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cleaned up doing a little more. Yeah, I haven't

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even touched my truck because my parts aren't

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here and there's no point in touching something

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that's broke. I've been walking around my truck

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this week like a blind man trying to find his

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way, just touching things like, huh, huh, cool,

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huh. Clean it out a little bit. Um, a lot of

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the times I just re go over things. Um, I went

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through all the stuff I had in the back, um,

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clean some of that out, organized, grabbed all

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the, um, dishes and plateware that I had inside

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to rewash everything so it's ready for the next

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adventure Took some things inside that I'm not

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gonna be using this year probably so Like we

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have a adjustable Lantern It's just it's like

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a fake lantern with batteries, but you can adjust

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the brightness from like an incandescent all

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the way to like an LED And it's been pretty nice,

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but it's just it's kind of big it kind of takes

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up some space and We have plenty of other lights,

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so I'm gonna yeah put that I'm gonna retire that

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give it to the kid Yeah, I've got I've got something

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similar that we've used every camping trip since

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2023 that I'm gonna be retiring this year because

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We got a really good deal on a big pack of lights

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from, uh, Nebo, so. Yeah. Yeah, are you referring

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to your... homemade, uh, area lighting? Uh, no.

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No. That'll probably make a comeback. First I

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gotta get better lights for it. Yeah. Yeah, I

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might have one or two. I should look. They might

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be Ambers, I don't remember. But, I'll look.

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Well, I'm gonna... I'm not... I don't know. That

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was a cheap idea that I tried. I think I've got

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$30 total into that whole setup. And I mean,

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it works. I got no... no frets about how well

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it works. It just kinda worked. Yeah, that's

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what I'm looking for. Yeah. What else did I do?

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I cleaned off my kitchen table, my fold -down

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table. Cleaned that up a little bit. cleaned

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out the back clean the The slides for the fridge

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Cleaned out my slides there. I had a bunch of

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like WD -40 all kind of gunked up on that with

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some sand and stuff like that so I Went through

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that and cleaned all that kind of crap out recoded

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it work the slide a little bit Talked with Jimmy

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from snail armor about doing some armor on the

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inside. And yeah, we just I was trying to get

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some basic measurements, but it's kind of hard

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because it's not like a straight rectangle. So.

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We got something kind of basic ran around, and

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it probably won't be. What I go for right off

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the bat right now, because it'd be a big investment,

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but right. I think once I get the dimensions

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and stuff. worked out and I get exactly what

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I want first which I think is a low profile platform

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in the future I may upgrade to something like

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that but for now I think I'm just gonna do the

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old plywood 2x4s or 1x4s and then cover it with

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linoleum like he suggested and yeah we'll see

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from there because at this point like I'm still

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testing it out. Like I've even thought this year.

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I'm like, what if I don't, what if I don't do

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all this and gut it and redo everything? But

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I just feel like I have to like just lie. Just

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because I feel like I should set up worked. Yeah,

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it worked, but like so did the year before. I

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just feel like every year there's room for improvement

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and I don't think it would, you know, I don't

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think it would cost a lot materials and stuff.

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I just. I always want to make things better and

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more efficient the next year, so... Every trip

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there's room for improvement. That's true. That's

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true. I make improvements every trip. A good

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way to do that is to look at the things that

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you used that trip, and the things that you didn't

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use. If you do five trips, and you haven't used

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those things, within reason. Like, fire extinguisher,

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obviously you're still gonna wanna keep, but...

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Basic socket set. Uh, at least covers all the

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bolts on your truck. Don't skimp on that. That's

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important. And then like a wrench roll with at

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least all the wrenches you need for your truck.

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Yeah. Yeah. Like I have... Mini sledge you should

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always have. Yeah. I have, I have a axe for that

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and a hammer. Then... How heavy is your axe?

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Big enough to beat things with, but... Not big

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enough to be a sledge. Just it's a heavier longer

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handle item. Oh, so it's too big. Gotcha You're

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gonna want you're gonna want Adam any sledge,

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dude What if you end up having to do like I don't

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know ball joints on the side of a trail? Hmm

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Hit it when you're stuck Hard to hit it with

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your purse when you're in the middle of the woods.

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I have a purse always Yeah, you can have a purse

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When you say hit it with your purse, it means

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you're spending money on it, and it's hard to

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spend money on it when you're in the middle of

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the woods. Uh, hit it with your purse, I thought,

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was just like... Yeah, that's a term for, like,

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when people are being sissies, and you just have

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to hit it harder. That's what that means. I was

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always told it was for spending money. How we

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used to grace our world. I thought that was just

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throw your wallet at it. But hit it with your

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purse meant, like... This is like when someone

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brings, like, a ball peen hammer to do a sledgehammer's

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job. You're like, yeah, go ahead, buddy, hit

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it with your purse. Huh. Look at that world.

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You found two new definitions. I'm curious what

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the real definition is. I don't know that there

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is a real one. I think it's just a saying that

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everybody says. It just means you're not hitting

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it hard enough. There you go. I'm right. Just

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kidding. I'm wrong. No, I mean, I have a heavier

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hammer. I just don't have a mini sledge. Maybe

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I'll get one, but... They're like ten bucks.

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Grab one of mine, I got like ten of them. Yeah,

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I probably have one in here. I just... It's like

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the most used tool in our toolbox. That's the

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most unused in mine. That's because you don't

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do any work. It's because I don't have to. I

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think I take the have to away and say you just

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don't. No, I mean, when I have to, I do, but

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I don't ever require a mini -sledge when I do

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it. yet Like I said, that's cuz you don't do

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nothing was the last time you did a lift kit

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The was it now two years when I put the lift

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kit on You put it on or did you pay someone to

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put it on? I put it on. Oh, I didn't know that

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yeah, Dingleberry. Hey, hey, I I did have them

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put the the springs on Because I didn't have

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a spring compressor now dude you just you just

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loaned that from O 'Reilly's or it costs more

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to do that than it did to just have them put

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the springs on how much did it cost to have them

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put the springs on i can't remember but i remember

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it's free to loan it well you have to it's not

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free it is literally free you have to have you

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have to pay like a certain amount and then you

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have to and then you get it all back yeah i didn't

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have that it it's literally free It's like a

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couple hundred dollars, I didn't have that. But

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no, it's like sixty five dollars. Because we

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tried doing that with. Sienna's, I didn't have

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enough for Sienna to do it to get the spring

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compressor for a Sienna. But I had enough to.

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Take it the next week, I think, to have them

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adjust the clips and everything. It's 40, it's

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50 dollars to borrow the one from O 'Reilly's.

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Oh, I didn't even go to O 'Reilly's. I didn't

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even look. Maybe that's why. And then and then

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you get your $50 back. Yeah, I just didn't. I

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probably just didn't have it at the time. I just

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know when I had them in just the springs, I talked

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to them a little bit about what it should be.

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Can I ask for their expertise on it, too, because

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every forum that I went to says something different

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and every. Everything that is said in the directions

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was different than every forum. So I was like,

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okay, so what am I doing? And then So I took

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it They put them on and Took them back installed

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them on the truck Huge rake. I'm sure you remember

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that I had a huge rake on the truck Sorry, my

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wife keeps texting me because she didn't get

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herself ready before we started recording just

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mute yourself and uh but yeah and then uh after

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the rake i took it back to them so they could

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adjust the clips and they adjusted the clips

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and i was i've been fine since but i've done

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breaks before before me and you worked on them

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but i've done breaks and stuff before i've done

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wheel bearings on my subaru i did the whole engine

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pole on the subaru with my buddy aaron the the

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new water palm pulleys the resurfaced the heads

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the hillbilly way the what happens that gaskets

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bolts so, the whole nine yards and then and I

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cleaned the oil pan up since we had the whole

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engine out, threw a new gasket in it, cleaned

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the rust off the bottom, and that rust is what

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was keeping the oil in. I cleaned that rust out,

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and then all of a sudden a pinhole was there.

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So I started leaking oil the second I put it

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back in, and I'm like, motherfucker. And you

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can't change the oil pan out of that without

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lifting the engine up a little bit. Great. I

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feel like most vehicles are like that now. Like,

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the Powerstroke was like that, I know the Forerunners

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are like that, the Tacoma's like that, I'm sure

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the FJ's like that. I dunno, I had a few other

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older vehicles that it was just kinda drop it

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and go, but I hadn't really had a lot of experience

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with the newer ones, so that's probably why.

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Regardless, I drained all the oil out of it,

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let it sit for a couple days, do some brake cleaner

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on it, cleaned it up, and then slathered some

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JD Weld. SEAN Yeah. So, uh, back when I had the

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CJ -7, well actually this was before I had the

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CJ -7, back when Dad bought the CJ -7, it was

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acting funny, so he took it to the mechanic and

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they could see the combustion happening in the

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cylinder through the block. So the mechanic put

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some JB weld over the crack and then we drove

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it for another like 20 years before I rolled

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it Yeah, dude, that's sick, I wish I I wish I

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was living in or near the farm when my grandpa

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sold his I Want to say 96 7 3 Pyrostreum Yeah,

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there's a dark blue Had the front back it had

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the back seats in it. I can't remember what the

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length is, but it was an extra long crew cab

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or extended cab Extended cab you had to like

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hop through the back seats together or the front

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seats get under so but it had an extra long box

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and It was amazing not extra long just long.

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Well, it's actually Today's day. No eight foot

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is a standard A standard bed. An eight -foot

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bed is a standard bed. Anything smaller than

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that? I don't care about by today's standard.

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That is a standard bed. It was for the entire

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length of truck production. Until recently. And

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even recently, a standard bed is still an eight

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-foot bed, just most people get short beds. They're

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losers and don't understand all the wonderfulness

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of a real bed. I think there's some give and

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takes there, but yeah. I don't know, what are

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the... What are the gives for a short bed? The

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gives, as in the pros? Yeah. Nine times out of

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ten, you don't need a long bed, so... Nine times

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out of ten, you definitely need a long bed, so

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why would you go with a short bed? Most consumers

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don't. Most consumers that buy trucks nowadays

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aren't hauling much. Are they gonna haul lumber?

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Because if they're hauling lumber, they definitely

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should have a long bed. I mean, you think about

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most of the guys that have pickup trucks nowadays.

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I'd say, like, trucks. Yeah, that's probably

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what everybody else is wondering, too. It's because

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it's a truck. Like, I mean, 70 % of the D bags

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I see drive around with 20 inch wheels or not

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20 inch wheels, like 28 inch wheels and rubber

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bands aren't using it to go pick up, you know,

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tons of pellets and and a whole lumber mill.

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And like if you're home, if you're hauling a

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gooseneck or fifth wheel trailer, long beds better.

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Yeah. If. You're trying to carry stuff in the

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bed. One second. I think, I think for me like,

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it's like the city people, there's like a city

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people, suburban people, that don't need a long

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bed because at the most they're carrying like,

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I don't know, five bags of fertilizer or... They

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want to be able to put a recliner back there

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or, you know, something like that, a dirt bike,

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something. How do they hold their couch? Holding

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a couch with a short bed sucks. I said recliner.

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I didn't mean - No, I'm just saying, I was talking

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about a couch. Oh, yeah, they just use their

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trailer, which most of those people have. You

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know, trailers aren't expensive either. I'd almost

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like... I'd almost rather have a trailer than

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a long bed. But anyway, but what's wait, what's

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the cons of a long bed? Oh, I just think they're

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harder to park harder to maneuver What how in

00:16:03.379 --> 00:16:05.559
a parking lot parking space dude, there's so

00:16:05.559 --> 00:16:10.720
easy It's just nobody allows for that kind of

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length as much anymore in the city The only con

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that I can think of is when you're sorry if you

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hear dogs walking around the background. I know

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dogs suck Um, the only con I can think of is

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specifically parking garages, but even then most

00:16:24.500 --> 00:16:26.179
of the short beds I've been in kinda suck in

00:16:26.179 --> 00:16:28.799
a parking garage. Well, fuck. We don't even have

00:16:28.799 --> 00:16:31.379
long beds and we still struggle in parking garages,

00:16:31.759 --> 00:16:34.840
so. I only do because I only have half an inch

00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:36.879
of space between the top of my rack and the top

00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:40.039
of the... yeah. I'm still hitting McDonald's

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signs with that antenna that was up there. When

00:16:42.980 --> 00:16:46.259
I had that crew cab long bed power stroke...

00:16:46.269 --> 00:16:50.789
I was the same height as I am now, and like,

00:16:50.870 --> 00:16:54.850
twice the length. Yeah, I had the crew cab extended

00:16:54.850 --> 00:17:02.649
85, 1 ton, 454s, dually. And while it was a ton

00:17:02.649 --> 00:17:06.069
of fun, it was really impractical for everything

00:17:06.069 --> 00:17:09.710
I used it for. At that time I wasn't using it

00:17:09.710 --> 00:17:11.910
for hauling anything, it was just to kind of

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drive around, and... literally like go park at

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school or go down to town and like I had trouble

00:17:19.829 --> 00:17:23.670
parallel parking it downtown obviously because

00:17:23.670 --> 00:17:26.069
most parallel parking spaces don't allow for

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that kind of room, but I Don't know. I'm not

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saying that long boxes are bad. I just think

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that by today's consumers They aren't needed

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as much so They're not the most popular opinion

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anymore or the most popular bought. That's all

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So, I don't know. I think long beds are cool.

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I have one. I have the extended bed on my 96.

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Is that an 8 foot bed? I thought that was an

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8 foot bed. No, it's 8 foot. It's long. It's

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a long box. So, I have it. We have one. It's

00:18:02.819 --> 00:18:04.940
just - 8 foot bed is the way. I've had both,

00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:07.259
and anyone who gets a short bed, they're just

00:18:07.259 --> 00:18:10.119
wrong. Yeah. I think style -wise I like the shorter

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ones better. The only time I like a long bed

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is if it's dually. I just think they're poor.

00:18:15.500 --> 00:18:19.460
That opinion is meh. It's mid. Your opinion's

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mid. It's an opinion. It doesn't matter. I don't

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know, the only exception I would say is, like,

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Tundra -Doolies. They fucking suck, they're ugly.

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They make a Tundra -Doolie? Yeah. I don't think

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they make a Tundra -Doolie. They do. I don't

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think so. I'm pretty darn tootin' positive! Seeing

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how the tundra is not a one -ton, I don't think

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they did. They did a custom -built concept in

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2007, that's the only time. Ooh, I'm sorry, I'm

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looking at brand new 2026 tundra duly, like concept

00:19:00.109 --> 00:19:03.289
mockups, and that's cool. It's never gonna happen,

00:19:03.329 --> 00:19:06.130
because it's a... half ton pickup, not a three

00:19:06.130 --> 00:19:08.029
quarter ton, not a one ton. They should, they

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should do a three quarter. I would like to see

00:19:11.430 --> 00:19:13.410
them get into like the one ton, three quarter

00:19:13.410 --> 00:19:15.710
ton market. I'd actually prefer to see them just

00:19:15.710 --> 00:19:19.150
do both, but it's just, they're not going to.

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Yeah, I think - Because Toyota's, Toyota's not

00:19:21.609 --> 00:19:23.130
trying to get into that market. They're trying

00:19:23.130 --> 00:19:27.430
to get into the city market. Yeah. I mean, I

00:19:27.430 --> 00:19:31.869
get it. Um, hold on. What's the last gen Toyota?

00:19:33.690 --> 00:19:36.170
Uh, Tundra. Not the one, this newest one, the

00:19:36.170 --> 00:19:39.390
old style. I don't know, I know nothing about

00:19:39.390 --> 00:19:43.690
Tundras. 3rd gen? 4th gen? I don't know. Whoops.

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Wow. Okay, I just typed in. It was the previous

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gen than this, their long boxes were ugly, hideous

00:19:49.170 --> 00:19:53.109
looking. I don't know why they ever made them

00:19:53.109 --> 00:19:55.970
look like that. I liked them in single cab with

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the long box, I thought they were fucking awesome.

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Again, mid opinions coming out today. No, I...

00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:05.880
They were fucking cool, because they were so

00:20:05.880 --> 00:20:07.880
ugly it made them cool. That's, yeah, that's

00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:10.240
it. I haven't gotten to the point where they're

00:20:10.240 --> 00:20:12.640
so ugly they're cool. I'm just at that they're

00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:17.759
so ugly. I like ugly cars, and I will admit it.

00:20:18.019 --> 00:20:20.299
I do, I do too. I think that's just the wrong

00:20:20.299 --> 00:20:23.900
type of ugly. It's like, when you see a pug,

00:20:24.160 --> 00:20:26.019
and you're like, that thing's so ugly. Dude.

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But it's a period, there's no cute. Oh, I haven't

00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:32.920
even given my rap yet. Yeah, we've just been

00:20:32.920 --> 00:20:35.680
bullshitting. I haven't given damn it. I gave

00:20:35.680 --> 00:20:39.160
my rap. You got plenty of time Yeah, okay. Well

00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:43.519
ten minutes, but so basic rundown we extracted

00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:45.779
all the bits from Mark's truck that broke off

00:20:45.779 --> 00:20:53.299
from the VVT city. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah That

00:20:53.299 --> 00:20:56.160
was like three hours of Gavin doing surgery if

00:20:56.160 --> 00:20:58.819
just follow the Instagram. We posted on the ground.

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Yeah Got it all back together It ran great for

00:21:02.230 --> 00:21:04.910
30 seconds, and then started misfiring on Cylinder

00:21:04.910 --> 00:21:10.130
1, Cylinder 3, and Cylinder 5. We're... It's

00:21:10.130 --> 00:21:11.890
not that we're giving up, it's that it's gonna

00:21:11.890 --> 00:21:14.130
take us longer to figure it out than what it's

00:21:14.130 --> 00:21:16.910
worth, so we're sending it to a shop. Surrender!

00:21:17.750 --> 00:21:22.009
Yep. It... I'd rather them look it over and say,

00:21:22.049 --> 00:21:24.109
yeah, the engine's fucked, it needs a new engine,

00:21:24.150 --> 00:21:26.450
and then we'll put new engine in it. Rather than

00:21:26.450 --> 00:21:29.230
them do it. Or... Them look at and say yeah,

00:21:29.250 --> 00:21:31.650
it took us five minutes to fix it. Here's $500.

00:21:31.769 --> 00:21:36.009
That'd be great Yeah Yeah, I mean if it's something

00:21:36.009 --> 00:21:39.250
simple like maybe you got the wires swapped or

00:21:39.250 --> 00:21:41.069
something. I don't know Yeah, we just we can't

00:21:41.069 --> 00:21:44.829
figure it out The parts for my forerunner are

00:21:44.829 --> 00:21:47.630
still not here. So I still don't have my own

00:21:47.630 --> 00:21:50.450
car, which It looks like they might be coming

00:21:50.450 --> 00:21:52.569
tomorrow or maybe they'll just make it to Nuego

00:21:52.569 --> 00:21:54.609
tomorrow That pissed me off if they go to Nuego

00:21:54.609 --> 00:21:57.220
and then not come here I'd fuckin' drive there,

00:21:57.220 --> 00:22:00.759
I'd go pick it up. I would. Yeah, I think I'd

00:22:00.759 --> 00:22:02.500
drive that Malibu all the way to New Eggo. Dude,

00:22:02.500 --> 00:22:04.440
I don't trust that car to go, like, to town.

00:22:04.779 --> 00:22:07.400
Oh, I'll pick it up for ya. And I'd drive that

00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:09.539
Malibu - I think I have to, cause it's - I don't

00:22:09.539 --> 00:22:14.839
know. But, um, so yeah, I... If they do come

00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:16.819
tomorrow, then I'm gonna pull my car in the shop

00:22:16.819 --> 00:22:19.579
and start tearing it apart tomorrow. Uh, cause

00:22:19.579 --> 00:22:21.880
it'd be - oh, actually, I'm gonna start tearing

00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:23.599
it apart Thursday, cause I'm taking Mark's truck

00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:25.859
to the shop tomorrow. Maybe I'll start both tomorrow,

00:22:25.859 --> 00:22:31.940
who knows. Yeah, so I got that going on. We stopped

00:22:31.940 --> 00:22:35.539
at Ace to get a part for the black truck on,

00:22:35.539 --> 00:22:39.279
was that Saturday? And they had these Nebo emergency

00:22:39.279 --> 00:22:42.519
kits marked down from 140 to 60. So I grabbed

00:22:42.519 --> 00:22:45.160
a bunch of those. I grabbed everything they had.

00:22:46.920 --> 00:22:49.319
It was pretty sick, dude. Yeah, they're cool.

00:22:51.380 --> 00:22:56.170
Alex offered me one of them. And I was like,

00:22:56.349 --> 00:22:57.910
yeah, you know, that'd be kinda cool, but then

00:22:57.910 --> 00:23:00.930
I kinda started looking at all my gear on the

00:23:00.930 --> 00:23:04.390
wall, and I'm like, dude, I have like, literally

00:23:04.390 --> 00:23:08.430
I have like ten lights, like four or five area

00:23:08.430 --> 00:23:10.690
lanterns, including the one that I left at your

00:23:10.690 --> 00:23:17.549
house. And I have the multiple battery options

00:23:17.549 --> 00:23:20.519
for charging, so I was like... I really don't

00:23:20.519 --> 00:23:23.319
need to get it, and this would benefit Mark and

00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:25.460
Alan way more than it would me. Oh, I already

00:23:25.460 --> 00:23:27.619
had them covered. Yeah. Well, and I didn't know

00:23:27.619 --> 00:23:31.220
that. We had another extra. Yeah, so... I mean,

00:23:31.220 --> 00:23:34.500
they're cool. I'm replacing a lot of my lights

00:23:34.500 --> 00:23:37.380
with them. Like, the lantern that we mostly use

00:23:37.380 --> 00:23:39.500
in the tent anyway, I'm replacing that with,

00:23:39.559 --> 00:23:42.799
it's got, they've got like this expandable silicone

00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:46.579
light thing. Yeah. So I'm replacing that with

00:23:46.579 --> 00:23:49.220
the lantern with that, and then... It's got a

00:23:49.220 --> 00:23:53.960
solar charger, which I already have one and I

00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:56.500
don't really use it anyway, but I mean, an extra

00:23:56.500 --> 00:24:00.480
battery pack's nice. The flashlight I'll probably

00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:04.380
use very rarely. The headlamp isn't as good as

00:24:04.380 --> 00:24:06.640
the headlamp I already have from Nebo, but it's

00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:10.740
still a good headlamp. You know what I do? Don't

00:24:10.740 --> 00:24:12.420
tell my wife. Just a good kit to throw in the

00:24:12.420 --> 00:24:14.700
truck. Don't tell my wife, but I give my wife

00:24:14.700 --> 00:24:16.819
all the shittier options that I already have.

00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:21.400
and so so if I get like it's not that I'm giving

00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:24.559
her shitty quality things it's just that if I

00:24:24.559 --> 00:24:27.539
have something I like better I tend to keep that

00:24:27.539 --> 00:24:32.039
and then she gets she gets the old like downgraded

00:24:32.039 --> 00:24:35.700
version it's because well and who's okay and

00:24:35.700 --> 00:24:38.880
let me defend myself here who does it and thinks

00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:41.980
about a 24 -7 who's the main person that it's

00:24:41.980 --> 00:24:46.640
about us Like, we're the ones that wanna go out

00:24:46.640 --> 00:24:48.220
all the time, we're the ones that wanna tent

00:24:48.220 --> 00:24:51.119
or to overland or go out. And they're just kinda

00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:54.180
like, yeah, that sounds good, but it's not like

00:24:54.180 --> 00:25:00.160
their passion, right? So, it's not that she doesn't

00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:02.000
deserve it or anything, it's just like, I do

00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:04.200
it way more so it would be more effective on

00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:08.980
me. Nine times out of ten though, I buy her the

00:25:08.980 --> 00:25:11.720
identical thing to what I've got. Yeah. I like,

00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:14.380
Sienna likes her colors and like how cutesy things

00:25:14.380 --> 00:25:16.900
look sometimes, so try to get her that version

00:25:16.900 --> 00:25:20.700
of it. Yeah, no, I don't do that. One second.

00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:24.539
Alex is also the type that will like, he'll make

00:25:24.539 --> 00:25:27.559
a pot of chili, and then that's what everybody

00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:31.400
eats for every meal of the day all weekend. Yeah.

00:25:31.940 --> 00:25:34.440
Dude, it's cheaper that way. It's cheaper, but

00:25:34.440 --> 00:25:37.359
maybe not more enjoyable. Oh, yeah, we don't

00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:41.950
care. We're not that picky. Yeah. That is not

00:25:41.950 --> 00:25:47.549
a downside, but it is a remark that I have to

00:25:47.549 --> 00:25:51.329
be careful of. I told Sienna goes, what are you

00:25:51.329 --> 00:25:55.309
gonna make for dinner tonight? I go, nah. I don't

00:25:55.309 --> 00:25:56.809
know, I don't feel like cooking much hot dogs.

00:25:56.950 --> 00:25:59.150
And she goes, well, I don't want hot dogs. Oh

00:25:59.150 --> 00:26:04.789
my God. And I'm like, fine. So I made carne asada.

00:26:06.190 --> 00:26:09.839
And I go... Katelyn goes... What are we making

00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:10.940
for dinner? I said, I don't know. What are you

00:26:10.940 --> 00:26:13.039
making for dinner? She goes, well, I don't really

00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:14.440
want to cook. I'm like, all right, hot dogs it

00:26:14.440 --> 00:26:15.920
is. And she's like, yeah, we'll make hot dogs.

00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:18.559
Sometimes we'll do that. Like she, Sienna's,

00:26:18.759 --> 00:26:22.579
her famous words are like, hey, babe. And in

00:26:22.579 --> 00:26:25.039
the exact tone and everything. And I know exactly

00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:27.880
which I go, what are you making me for dinner?

00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:30.880
Before she even finishes the question, because

00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:32.579
that's always what she does. She goes, hey, babe,

00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:36.640
what's for dinner? So, yeah, so I had the thoughts

00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:39.920
of me tonight, but I made some carne asada. We

00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:42.720
had some nachos and stuff too, so. I only had

00:26:42.720 --> 00:26:46.720
a couple of taco shells thawed out, so. Had some

00:26:46.720 --> 00:26:50.900
nachos, carne asada, and... You know, the seasoning

00:26:50.900 --> 00:26:53.279
really makes a difference. For the longest time

00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:56.200
I've been using that cheap 99 cent taco seasoning.

00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:59.759
Oh yeah, that's just drunk. Yeah. And I started

00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:01.900
buying some better taco seasoning, it's in a

00:27:01.900 --> 00:27:03.480
black wrapper, I can't remember what it's called.

00:27:04.299 --> 00:27:07.759
They have like, Day of the Dead kinda artistry

00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:11.940
on it. That shit's bomb. Oh my god. I could smell

00:27:11.940 --> 00:27:16.859
the lime in it when I opened it. This is gonna

00:27:16.859 --> 00:27:19.400
sound awful. I really like the Taco Bell one,

00:27:19.420 --> 00:27:24.900
even though it's like, not good at all. I do,

00:27:25.059 --> 00:27:27.519
I really like it for whatever reason. It doesn't

00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:31.160
taste like Taco Bell, it doesn't taste like the

00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:37.420
cheap Ortega bullshit. I really like it. It doesn't

00:27:37.420 --> 00:27:39.640
taste like Taco Bell, because the meat's different.

00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.480
Yeah, the meat's better. Yeah, you're drinking.

00:27:42.700 --> 00:27:46.759
You're eating non -human meat. Taco Bell's all

00:27:46.759 --> 00:27:50.400
kangaroo. Was that Taco Bell that knows McDonald's

00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:52.220
years ago that they were saying they had kangaroo

00:27:52.220 --> 00:27:57.059
meat in it? And I was like, I heard that. Heard

00:27:57.059 --> 00:27:59.700
what? Yeah, all right. There's a Mexican fucking

00:27:59.700 --> 00:28:02.079
frog in the background. It was this one right

00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:05.339
here. I watched you cock your leg. I was trying

00:28:05.339 --> 00:28:09.200
to get around the dog! You weren't! Look at her!

00:28:09.400 --> 00:28:14.819
You were clearing your cheeks for an output shaft.

00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:22.079
Now we got them all, look at this! I've never

00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:23.940
tried the Taco Bell one, so I can't say much

00:28:23.940 --> 00:28:26.480
about it. You have tried it, because when we

00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:29.019
make tacos we usually use Taco Bell. Oh, that's

00:28:29.019 --> 00:28:33.349
why, okay. It's like, it's okay. It's good. It's

00:28:33.349 --> 00:28:36.589
good. It's decent stuff. It is. Um, I will say

00:28:36.589 --> 00:28:39.829
also habanero honey. You remember that brand

00:28:39.829 --> 00:28:44.809
that we always get our truffle hot sauce. They

00:28:44.809 --> 00:28:49.829
have a habanero honey mustard. Very good. One

00:28:49.829 --> 00:28:53.670
second. Oh, did you get the dogs out of here?

00:28:53.730 --> 00:28:57.809
Hurry up. Get them out of here. Hurry up. This

00:28:57.809 --> 00:28:59.470
is what he's saying right now. I could see it.

00:29:00.099 --> 00:29:03.039
I was just repeating git over and over again.

00:29:04.740 --> 00:29:07.200
Yeah, so what is that, Melinda's or whatever?

00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:11.440
Melinda's. Oh my god. Anybody who frequents hot

00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:14.980
sauce, Melinda's black truffle hot sauce is the

00:29:14.980 --> 00:29:18.400
best hot sauce out there. Yep. I introduced it

00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:21.740
to you guys like what, last year? I think so,

00:29:22.059 --> 00:29:25.400
yeah. Between that, their green chili sauce,

00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:27.440
which is really good for other stuff. It is.

00:29:27.660 --> 00:29:31.680
And then there's hot honey habanero sauce, which

00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:35.059
you do have to use little bits at a time because

00:29:35.059 --> 00:29:38.400
it can be way too much. I put it on there like

00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:42.380
regular mustard, immediately regretted it. But

00:29:42.380 --> 00:29:44.900
it's really good, it's flavorful in small amounts.

00:29:46.019 --> 00:29:49.039
And then the other top hot sauce is Cholula Chipotle.

00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:54.400
Stay away from Linda's ketchup though, it's like...

00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:59.410
Is it like Korean ketchup? It's kinda like barbecue

00:29:59.410 --> 00:30:02.710
sauce, maybe? It doesn't feel or taste like ketchup.

00:30:03.630 --> 00:30:06.269
Right. You ever had... I'm sorry, I'm asking

00:30:06.269 --> 00:30:08.289
this and I know you have, but you've had Korean

00:30:08.289 --> 00:30:10.789
ketchup, right? It's like, really different.

00:30:12.109 --> 00:30:15.430
It depends, I guess. Most Korean ketchup is the

00:30:15.430 --> 00:30:18.049
same as our ketchup. Oh, it tasted different

00:30:18.049 --> 00:30:20.509
to me. I went to Oboe's or whatever. At most,

00:30:20.509 --> 00:30:22.230
they put less sugar in it, and they don't have

00:30:22.230 --> 00:30:25.910
as much dye. It tasted like more sugar to me.

00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:29.880
Like, it tasted sweeter than Heinz. I was like,

00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:34.059
is this syrup? And it's real sugar instead of

00:30:34.059 --> 00:30:36.720
cornstarch like ours. Yeah. I've been getting

00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:40.460
away from that stuff. It's starting to cost a

00:30:40.460 --> 00:30:42.619
little more to do it, but I've been trying to

00:30:42.619 --> 00:30:46.059
get away from, like, cornstarch and high fructose

00:30:46.059 --> 00:30:49.960
corn syrup. Like, getting real maple syrup is

00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:53.059
so much more expensive than getting the cheap

00:30:53.059 --> 00:30:55.730
ship, but... You just gotta know a guy. Yeah,

00:30:55.789 --> 00:30:59.210
well, I don't so My cousin right around the corner

00:30:59.210 --> 00:31:01.890
makes a real maple syrup, and we just get a bunch

00:31:01.890 --> 00:31:04.710
for like free well How about you sell me one

00:31:04.710 --> 00:31:07.029
for like a dollar to a bottle and you make hell?

00:31:07.549 --> 00:31:09.190
Nah, I barely get through the year on what I

00:31:09.190 --> 00:31:11.710
get well get by the end of the year I'm still

00:31:11.710 --> 00:31:16.730
buying Aunt Millie's oh God Aunt Millie's Dude

00:31:16.730 --> 00:31:19.789
at this point now. I've been surprised since

00:31:19.789 --> 00:31:24.109
I've started eating healthier buying higher quality

00:31:24.109 --> 00:31:28.309
foods, I would say. Not necessarily, like, canceling

00:31:28.309 --> 00:31:31.410
anything high -processed, because sometimes high

00:31:31.410 --> 00:31:35.089
-processed foods are fine. But just getting higher

00:31:35.089 --> 00:31:37.049
quality stuff in general, and I went back to

00:31:37.049 --> 00:31:39.849
fake syrup for one week, threw it away. It's

00:31:39.849 --> 00:31:42.529
fucking disgusting. Oh, it's absolutely disgusting.

00:31:42.630 --> 00:31:45.349
And I remember one time where I loved it, and

00:31:45.349 --> 00:31:47.789
that just kind of, it reminded me of when Sienna

00:31:47.789 --> 00:31:52.859
was pregnant. We cut everything. unhealthy. We

00:31:52.859 --> 00:31:56.900
stopped drinking soda for like six, ten months,

00:31:57.140 --> 00:32:00.400
and we went and had McDonald's one day, and I

00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:02.900
was like, dude, this is fucking disgusting. It

00:32:02.900 --> 00:32:08.319
was actually the day that she had the baby. That

00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:10.539
was the first time that we had eaten out fast

00:32:10.539 --> 00:32:15.359
food in her whole pregnancy, and we hated it.

00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:18.480
I tried to stay away from fast food because right

00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:21.960
now, the way that... fast food prices are, you

00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:24.619
can go to a mom and pop shop, spend the exact

00:32:24.619 --> 00:32:27.599
same amount for more food, and have it be better

00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:31.339
quality. Yeah, I don't really do it, unless it's

00:32:31.339 --> 00:32:34.059
pizza. Pizza's like the only fast food that I

00:32:34.059 --> 00:32:37.400
eat nowadays. What? Pizza? Fast food? You're

00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:39.440
talking little sleazers? That shit's terrible.

00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:42.279
Yeah, no, I mean like, it's one of those days

00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:45.900
where like, like I'll have her get that on days

00:32:45.900 --> 00:32:47.960
that are like I'm a - Recording with you or something

00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:49.559
where I don't have a whole lot of time to make

00:32:49.559 --> 00:32:53.819
it but But that's usually like maybe once a month

00:32:53.819 --> 00:32:58.160
and then otherwise it's Andreas or galaxies So

00:32:58.160 --> 00:33:00.059
I don't really count those two as fast food.

00:33:00.339 --> 00:33:03.099
No, I don't either I'm just galaxy galaxy is

00:33:03.099 --> 00:33:05.799
more fast food than Andreas, but still not really

00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:08.160
fast food Yeah, and they're not fast food prices

00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:11.539
either fucking galaxies is crazy expensive. You're

00:33:11.539 --> 00:33:16.259
looking at like $20 a pizza I mean, Andreas isn't

00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:18.680
too far off from that now. No, no, they're not,

00:33:18.779 --> 00:33:24.339
but I think I prefer Galaxies. So, I like the

00:33:24.339 --> 00:33:27.380
sweeter sauce. Andreas has a sweeter sauce than

00:33:27.380 --> 00:33:30.559
Galaxies. I don't think so. That's Andreas' whole

00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:34.700
thing, is that their sauce has been labeled and

00:33:34.700 --> 00:33:37.440
voted on as the best sweet sauce, sweet pizza

00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:39.759
sauce in Michigan. I don't know, I think Galaxies

00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:42.019
is sweeter personally, but I like Galaxies. I

00:33:42.019 --> 00:33:44.220
don't like Galaxies, cause their bread sucks.

00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:51.259
What bread like the the I cross oh What yeah,

00:33:51.259 --> 00:33:53.759
I can't I think it's really good. I get the the

00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:56.380
Cajun I think it's butter Cajun or something

00:33:56.380 --> 00:33:58.779
really good. I mean that might be better than

00:33:58.779 --> 00:34:02.240
the standard but regular. Yeah Galaxy bread.

00:34:03.420 --> 00:34:07.039
Oh And their calzones and galaxies are dope Calzones

00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:10.320
are great when I do go to galaxy. I get the calzone.

00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:13.159
I don't know if you could ever have a bad calzone

00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:16.429
though like Dude, I got one from a gas station,

00:34:16.750 --> 00:34:20.050
right? Yeah. Dude, this thing was like a rock

00:34:20.050 --> 00:34:22.230
on the inside. The outside felt great. And then

00:34:22.230 --> 00:34:25.250
you bit into it. It was like, oh, no. And it

00:34:25.250 --> 00:34:29.030
wasn't frozen. It was just dry and burnt. And,

00:34:29.230 --> 00:34:32.769
you know, you know what I I we went to the mall

00:34:32.769 --> 00:34:35.809
to get Sienna some books here a couple of months

00:34:35.809 --> 00:34:40.010
ago. I only do like 30 minute mall visits. So

00:34:40.010 --> 00:34:41.989
it was like, get your books, get out. And so

00:34:41.989 --> 00:34:45.889
she knows. For me to get me to stay longer as

00:34:45.889 --> 00:34:48.929
if she says that we can get food So I was like,

00:34:49.070 --> 00:34:51.269
yeah, okay, we can get food I was like only if

00:34:51.269 --> 00:34:54.690
I can get some s borrows like some borrows and

00:34:54.690 --> 00:34:57.090
She's like, okay, cuz I I haven't eaten some

00:34:57.090 --> 00:34:59.650
borrows and probably ten years But I remember

00:34:59.650 --> 00:35:01.469
what they used to taste like and it was like

00:35:01.469 --> 00:35:04.090
heaven on earth for me And I was like dude, I

00:35:04.090 --> 00:35:06.690
want the sabaro's pepperoni like calzone thing

00:35:06.690 --> 00:35:09.550
or whatever. I got there They had none fuckin'

00:35:09.769 --> 00:35:12.849
left. And I'm like, this is after we spent like

00:35:12.849 --> 00:35:14.869
an hour in the mall and she wanted to look at

00:35:14.869 --> 00:35:18.829
shoes and shit. And I was like, that's it? We're

00:35:18.829 --> 00:35:21.530
leaving. We're gonna McDonald's or something.

00:35:21.630 --> 00:35:23.849
Fuck this. I like the mall Chinese more than

00:35:23.849 --> 00:35:28.530
most Chinese. Mall Chinese just reminds me of,

00:35:28.650 --> 00:35:33.590
like, cheap Chinese that we had down in Lansing.

00:35:34.070 --> 00:35:37.769
It was called Ing Credible. Ing Credible? Yeah.

00:35:38.700 --> 00:35:43.619
The it was the worst Chinese place as far as

00:35:43.619 --> 00:35:48.719
like being actually Chinese Yeah It's like this

00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:51.320
like do you want general so but it was named

00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:54.260
general so but everybody called it red the red

00:35:54.260 --> 00:35:58.159
one the red meat because it was like It was like

00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:01.219
cherry cough syrup red or do you want the yellow

00:36:01.219 --> 00:36:05.079
and it was like chair or like the yellow honey?

00:36:05.079 --> 00:36:09.079
Cough drops yellow. Yeah And it was just, like,

00:36:09.179 --> 00:36:11.440
heaping things of that. Incredible. I remember

00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:16.019
being a kid. On Fort Huachuca, there's a Chinese

00:36:16.019 --> 00:36:19.000
place called Mimi and Bobo's. Any signal soldier

00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:21.440
knows what I'm talking about. It's so cheap,

00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:23.079
dude. Like, I don't know what it is now. I haven't

00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:25.460
looked at their menu, but when I was there, you

00:36:25.460 --> 00:36:28.519
could get, like, a plate like this size, like

00:36:28.519 --> 00:36:31.460
a to -go box, get it delivered for under $10.

00:36:32.179 --> 00:36:36.690
That's so nice. But it was disgusting like the

00:36:36.690 --> 00:36:38.730
worst food you could ever yeah, you know, they're

00:36:38.730 --> 00:36:40.929
getting yeah you they're taking carp and shit

00:36:40.929 --> 00:36:43.510
out of the rivers and saying ass chicken like

00:36:43.510 --> 00:36:48.250
we had we had I remember feeling really embarrassed

00:36:48.250 --> 00:36:51.409
because I was trying to be like culturally nice

00:36:51.409 --> 00:36:53.989
to one of the Asian workers there Oh, dude, their

00:36:53.989 --> 00:36:56.590
prices haven't changed at all. Oh, dude. Yeah,

00:36:56.590 --> 00:37:02.769
you know, it's bad then And I went gracias to

00:37:02.769 --> 00:37:08.389
the fucking I was probably like I ate something

00:37:08.389 --> 00:37:11.150
like that and my mom just looks at me and I said

00:37:11.150 --> 00:37:13.869
what I said thank like thank you and she goes

00:37:13.869 --> 00:37:16.690
no you didn't she's like they're Asian they don't

00:37:16.690 --> 00:37:18.949
know what the fuck you're saying I'm like with

00:37:18.949 --> 00:37:23.110
huh there's a different language other than Spanish

00:37:23.110 --> 00:37:28.309
I had no idea Maybe that's how sheltered I was

00:37:28.309 --> 00:37:30.429
but at eight years old. I didn't know there was

00:37:30.429 --> 00:37:33.690
any other Spanish language in Spanish And that's

00:37:33.690 --> 00:37:35.989
only because my next -door neighbors for Spanish

00:37:35.989 --> 00:37:39.389
and all right well We need to cut this off for

00:37:39.389 --> 00:37:41.630
37 minutes, and I need to go tell a kid to take

00:37:41.630 --> 00:37:45.050
his little butt to bed oh All right, we'll talk

00:37:45.050 --> 00:37:46.510
to you guys later later
