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Welcome to botches off -road. Wow. Can I redo

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that? Welcome to botches off -road. My voice

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cracked hard. Yeah. Welcome to botches off -road.

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Yeah. It sounded like fucking Mickey Mouse for

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a second. I'm leaving that whole thing as the

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intro. Yes. Yes. That's that's nuts. It's wild

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work. Dude, we're fucking back. We had some major

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technical difficulties that took us down for

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a while and You'll be getting those episodes.

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You got two of them already. I got two other

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ones that are way worse than those two were.

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So I'm like halfway through editing one and I'm

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at like four hours on it. Yeah, I took over an

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hour, hour and a half on just the 30 minute with

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me and Mark. So that that one. hour with Mark.

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I'm at like four hours of editing, and I'm maybe

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25 minutes into it. Yep. God. It's grueling.

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Yeah. Sorry, guys. It's all good. We got to fix

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now. I did say, I was like, we got to get Mark

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a better quality mic. We got to get this shit

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figured out, because I was like, this is just

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horrible. The amount of time that we spent editing.

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it's just crazy for for context listeners generally

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it takes me like for an hour long episode an

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hour to edit maybe yeah maybe yeah 45 minutes

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hour yeah yeah if we're all really good 30 minutes

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but oh dude we've had yeah we've had some that

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were just perfect yeah I've had some that I like

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because because the way that we have to do it

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is that we record each other's each track separately

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and then we upload it onto a Google Drive and

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then whoever does the editing whether it's me

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Mark or Alex we pull all three of those tracks

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into audacity and then edit each track Cut out

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anything that we can or any big issues and then

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we throw the music into it in the front and back

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throw some fade in there, isolate the sounds.

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Yeah, it's a huge thing. But there's some times

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where we do our countdown and we start at just

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about the same time, and it's pretty much just

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press play, listen through it, and you're good

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to go. It was pretty good. Throw the music on

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and be done. And then the issue that we were

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having with Mark is that his mic was acting weird,

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and I think it ended up being his headphones,

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right? Yeah. The headphone jack was messing up

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my mic for some odd reason. Yeah. But it didn't

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match. Since we switched to this computer. Yeah.

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It wasn't even just the headphone jack, though.

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Every time the headphone was plugged in, regardless

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of which jack we used, it would do it. Yeah.

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It was weird, man. It sounded a lot like when,

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back in the olden days, when you had your really

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cheap, over -the -ear headphones, and the plastic

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would burst on them. And you hear that crackling

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from the plastic every time like the rapper or

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whoever singer was make it sound It was like

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that every time mark talked You remember when

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the Xbox one came out and they sold like the

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super cheap headset that came with it Yeah, like

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the first edition. Yeah, it sounded like the

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mic on that like it was so bad So so yeah, we

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had to run it through like an AI scrubber to

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try to fix it up and then the AI every time mark

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was quiet um it would still like pick up some

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sound from my voice or something like that and

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AI would make it think like would try to make

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it into words just picking up that little bit

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of sound so it would so then we had demons yeah

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it'd be like like just crazy weird sounds i isolated

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one of the sounds and uh maybe i'll throw it

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in here for we could cut it in but it was uh

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it was nuts so yeah we got that figured out we're

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back Butter than ever Butter I'm not not still

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not butter like we're buttering ever Our process

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is back to normal. Yeah, I was never really a

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butter process. I mean smooth like butter, man

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Gotta get with the times I'm it's a new catchphrase

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butter smooth like butter. So yeah Things have

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been crazy, man Yeah, literally like I'm fucking

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running around my head chopped off and then I

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get home and I'm so tired All I want to do is

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play games. So Yeah, the thing is is we we could

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just play games and then record that as a podcast

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episode and that might still just be half -ass

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decent And you're laughing because I'm not sure

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it's it was been a conversation at one point

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That was a conversation yesterday He's like you

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won't play a game while we're starting like I

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feel like we get way off side track, especially

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when I get focused on something, especially when

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we're playing gun game. Yeah, it might be a lot

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crazy. We could definitely play over the hill

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when it comes out and record that, though. Yeah,

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it's one of those things that it wouldn't be

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as good without having some visual behind it,

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like screen record. Oh, that's one we definitely

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do video with. Yeah, for sure. I know we talked

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a little bit in the rap. You guys did a little

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bit of a rap yesterday, right? The world's shortest

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rap of 15 minutes. Yeah, OK. Just enough to let

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the listeners know we are not dead. Yeah. So,

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gosh, what do I have going on? I basically I'm

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starting to get ready to start prepping for winter

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high or winter spring. I'm fucking over Winner.

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I'm done with Winner, man. I made a few reels

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if you follow my Instagram. Yeah, I saw those.

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Speaking of which, we're on Winner. We do have

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a voicemail and it's about Winner, so I'm going

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to play it real quick. Oh, thank you, Drew Foxworthy

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for this voicemail. This one is Wreck -It Ralph.

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Oh, Wreck -It Ralph. He said he couldn't find

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the phone number. It's in every show notes. heater

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and I'm very disappointed in it. It worked like

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two or three days and then it gave me a code

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E10 and I tore the damn thing apart. It doesn't

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work. Apparently there's no warranty on the one

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that I bought. So I'm going to order another

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one. Works good the first couple nights he used

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it. I own a couple of rock load rigs. I like

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to play in the mud. I like to play on the rocks.

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I own a couple of Super Duties because if one

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breaks, I got another one to drive. I don't just

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keep it deep hole. I don't just keep it gas.

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I don't care if it's a power strip. I don't care

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if it's a V10. I collect them in my yard. There

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you go. Yeah. I guess I'll keep calling back

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in. Keep it on all four, and get out on the trail.

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Hell yeah. I don't care if it's a two -wheel

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drive home, but you're getting out on the trail,

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and just get outside. Get the hell away from

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video games in the house. Later. Hallelujah!

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I got a problem with video games. Come on. That's

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my life Yeah, no, I wonder what a e10 code is.

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Yeah, it really depends on the diesel heater.

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Yeah, maybe it's an oil pump fault So yeah, thanks

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for calling record Rob, uh, you know, I That's

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it's a quality control issue. I think I mean

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really there's there's so many of these cheap

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Amazon diesel heaters that people just use and

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use and use and abuse and have no issues with

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it all. And then it takes just one. And, you

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know, it's kind of the luck of the draw when

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you pay the price of that price and you just

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hope that it's one of the good ones. And the

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thing is that there's so many different brands,

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but that doesn't like you could buy like an H

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calorie like what I've got, which seemed to be

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pretty OK. But then you could buy another H calorie.

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and it'd be absolute fucking garbage. Just quality

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control. Yeah. You look at Viva's website, they

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have like almost over a hundred diesel heaters.

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They're all just slightly different from each

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other or something. Yeah. There's so many of

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them. And they all have the exact same actual

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heater. It's the only difference is casing for

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the most part. Just some different configurations.

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Maybe a controller. Layout. Yep. Yeah, so I mean,

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you play in the lottery every time. And I look

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at it as kind of a scale, like your old justice

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scale. The lower the price on some of these things

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that you need more often or more critical. There

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is a scale to that like you you're giving up

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a little bit of quality control For price and

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you know that sometimes your skills gonna be

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tip not so much in your favor You know it just

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depends You know like with my diesel heater.

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I I think I had one error code on it and You

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know it shut down. I turned it right back on

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it started and ran for another few hours, so

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So far The night that I used it, it kept me warm

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enough not to die. So not that I would have died.

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So far, the only issue I've had with mine is

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that the 120 to 12 volt adapter got some coffee

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spilled on it at work and broke. Yeah. Oh, but

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the heater itself is fine. I did speak to Mitch

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because he's got the H calorie suitcase, the

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black one, and he said the only issue that he's

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ever had with his is that I think he said it

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might have struggled on altitude because I didn't

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have the altitude adjustment and then and then

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he said that and that's the older model and then

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he said that the one cap leaked a little bit

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so he literally just has a plastic like plastic

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Saran wrap and then put the cap over it so I

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mean yeah mine simple fixes but Mine has the

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altitude adjustment, the auto one where it connects

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to the app and then automatically adjust based

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on that. Marks claims it's Bluetooth, but we

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haven't even tried it yet. So yeah, I don't even

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know what app we have to get. Yeah. Yeah. Usually

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you got to that QR code somewhere. Sometimes

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there's a sticker on the like, I think I had

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a sticker on my diesel heater with a QR code.

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I think there's like two of the other thing is.

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Yeah, I can't in good conscience recommend the

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app for 90 % of these diesel heaters Because

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they're all Chinese apps and they tend to have

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bullshit hidden in them I dug through the h calorie

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one for like two days to see where it's pulling

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Before I started using it and it's not sending

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out any extra data It is sending out altitude

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data with GPS, but it's not sending out location

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data with GPS, which is very nice because that

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gives it the ability to determine when it needs

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to adjust or not adjust. Good to know. I just

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downloaded it. Not your line. Don't care. But

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that's where we differ. But yeah, no, I mean,

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like we said, you're going to have that issue

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when you get into. some of the cheaper diesel

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heaters. I think that the scale tips a little

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bit as you go into more of the high quality ones

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where they kind of get the parts in. They may

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be the same parts, but they get the parts and

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they handle it themselves. They assemble, put

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better quality products here and there. You know,

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for the most part, once you hit about 120 bucks,

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everything above that's the same until you get

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to the really expensive ones that are made in

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Germany or made in the USA. Yeah. everything

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from like 150, everything from like 150 to like

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500 is the same thing in a different case. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. We've spoken about this a bunch recently.

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So I don't want to glaze over too much. We're

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going to just roll back into the same stuff.

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But yeah, I mean, I you know, it sucks, especially

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without the warranty. But look at it this way.

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You got because they're all pretty compatible

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and a lot of them are the same parts. You have

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a parts. Heater and you know look up some things

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on it, man. It might not be really that big of

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an issue either I Fight I fired up the one on

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the back of the mule for the first time in like

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three months And it had the entire exhaust was

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full of snow and when it started the snow just

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slid out that because I haven't set up Vertical

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you know the snow just slid out that stop and

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it like a black ice It was really funny. And

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then it started shooting black water everywhere,

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like when you start a hood stacked diesel after

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it rained. Yeah, that sounds about right, being

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a diesel heater. Well, at least it worked. Yeah,

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no problem. The one in the back of the mule,

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that thing has been banging. It always works.

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And it's not treated nice. It lives outside.

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It gets the shit kicked out of it. Doesn't speak

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English. Nope. You know, that one speaks Japanese,

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I think. It turns on, it's like, blah, blah,

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blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Sounds about

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right. But it shows me all the text in English,

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but it speaks to me in some other language. Just

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helping you learn. Trying to get you to assimilate.

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I don't know what language. No, I mean, we've

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had, and you know. Thankfully, we haven't really

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needed diesel heaters too crazy these past couple

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of days. It's actually been pretty warm from

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what we've been through lately, just being singles

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and negatives and windchill. It was like, what,

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20 something today? Maybe 25? We got above 32

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today. I was running around with my hoodie on,

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nothing else. Yeah, it got warm. You know, for

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me at this point, 20 and sunny is t -shirt weather,

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it feels like. I was out there earlier with a

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kid today and I'm like, ah, spring. I just can't

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wait. Oh, another thing I was doing, I was putting

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all the events in my calendar, trying to get

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everything situated, trying to organize the camp

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year out, trying to get all the ones that I know

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I want to go to. in the calendar, so Sienna and

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I see them, and so she can get the time put in

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for them. And then, once this... Are you gonna

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come to ours in May? I'm gonna need you to send

00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:06.179
me another... Wait, which one? Where? Which one?

00:16:07.259 --> 00:16:12.379
Fuck. The bivvy camp? I don't have a bivvy. Bivvies

00:16:12.379 --> 00:16:16.929
only? I don't have a bivvy. I mean, I could buy

00:16:16.929 --> 00:16:21.649
another one and let you use mine. Probably not.

00:16:21.929 --> 00:16:25.250
No reason to buy me another one. I'm going to

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try and buy that tent before our first camp,

00:16:29.230 --> 00:16:32.309
which is why I'm trying to figure out when my

00:16:32.309 --> 00:16:36.250
first camp is. I think it's going to be either

00:16:36.250 --> 00:16:39.970
late February. Wait, this month's February. Probably

00:16:39.970 --> 00:16:41.710
late April. I almost say this month's February.

00:16:42.190 --> 00:16:48.669
Yeah, late April. Just trying to get a time stamp

00:16:48.669 --> 00:16:53.850
on it, so I kind of know how much pressure I

00:16:53.850 --> 00:16:58.149
need to put on Sienna, my sugar mama. Like, hey.

00:16:58.350 --> 00:17:02.350
Yep. I'm pretty excited for baby camping, though.

00:17:02.350 --> 00:17:04.789
It's going to be a fucking riot. Yeah. I would

00:17:04.789 --> 00:17:06.769
like to do, and I don't know if I'll get to it

00:17:06.769 --> 00:17:08.670
this year. Maybe we'll have to do it next year.

00:17:10.130 --> 00:17:12.109
Everyone's finances are a little better, and

00:17:12.109 --> 00:17:15.049
situations are better. But I'd still like to

00:17:15.049 --> 00:17:19.869
do that, like $100 Walmart camp that we talked

00:17:19.869 --> 00:17:21.690
about in the first season. We should do that

00:17:21.690 --> 00:17:24.650
this year. I, you know, if I have a spare hundred

00:17:24.650 --> 00:17:30.349
dollars, I might be able to. But that's being

00:17:30.349 --> 00:17:34.490
down to one job. Who knows if I can get Jasper

00:17:34.490 --> 00:17:37.750
to some daycare or preschool and I could pick

00:17:37.750 --> 00:17:42.069
up another job, that'll be sick. But yeah, we're

00:17:42.069 --> 00:17:45.630
getting stuff. Yeah. I've been, he's been home.

00:17:46.349 --> 00:17:50.190
I've been just kind of organizing and it's like,

00:17:50.670 --> 00:17:52.430
I don't know. How do we explain it? Like you

00:17:52.430 --> 00:17:54.690
watch these videos, you start to get cabin fever

00:17:54.690 --> 00:17:57.670
and you get restless and I go over the same shit

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that I've already been over a hundred times.

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I just, I go in there and like touch it. I just,

00:18:04.230 --> 00:18:05.990
it's like, uh, it's like when your manager walks

00:18:05.990 --> 00:18:07.950
in the room and you're trying to look busy and

00:18:07.950 --> 00:18:09.970
you just start like touching shit, getting your

00:18:09.970 --> 00:18:12.910
rag out, clean this stuff up. Like I'm busy boss.

00:18:13.130 --> 00:18:15.869
I'm doing shit. I'm not leaning. I'm cleaning.

00:18:17.109 --> 00:18:21.230
I get guilty. I come back over there and I look

00:18:21.230 --> 00:18:23.849
at the diesel heater. I wipe it down with a microfiber

00:18:23.849 --> 00:18:26.410
cloth even though I did it the day before. I'm

00:18:26.410 --> 00:18:29.970
like, okay, that's good. I walk around, check

00:18:29.970 --> 00:18:33.750
my charging. Yep, my faucet's charged. Yep, my

00:18:33.750 --> 00:18:37.309
lights are charged. Just stupid. I still have

00:18:37.309 --> 00:18:41.170
my tent on the roof. Oh boy. Yeah, he's pretty

00:18:41.170 --> 00:18:43.359
bad at procrastinating. Yeah. Maybe taking that

00:18:43.359 --> 00:18:46.720
off the roof this week. I will. We're going on

00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:49.140
three weeks. I was about to say two to three

00:18:49.140 --> 00:18:51.440
weeks though, actually. With these warmer days,

00:18:51.579 --> 00:18:53.079
with that being on the roof, you're going to

00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:56.740
start getting some mold in there, dude. Yeah,

00:18:56.740 --> 00:18:59.000
it's got to come down. It's hot box in that mold

00:18:59.000 --> 00:19:00.819
in there. That stuff's so hard to clean out.

00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:05.880
Yeah, it's got to come down. Ugh. No, I think

00:19:05.880 --> 00:19:07.980
the one thing I am kind of getting ready for

00:19:07.980 --> 00:19:10.759
is I'm going to order some seam tape and some

00:19:10.759 --> 00:19:14.009
water sealer. And as soon as that tent does come

00:19:14.009 --> 00:19:20.750
in, I got rubber washers, some seam tape, and

00:19:20.750 --> 00:19:23.089
I'm going to seam tape every weak spot that I

00:19:23.089 --> 00:19:25.950
see. They don't have a ton of weak spots, but

00:19:25.950 --> 00:19:28.809
there are weak spots around. I mean, everyone

00:19:28.809 --> 00:19:32.789
knows with gazelles or any real tent, there are

00:19:32.789 --> 00:19:35.210
weak spots around there. So I'm going to seal

00:19:35.210 --> 00:19:39.849
tape it just because. The rubber grommets. are

00:19:39.849 --> 00:19:42.349
for the pop outs where the rope kind of comes

00:19:42.349 --> 00:19:44.369
out. You could throw a rubber grommet washer

00:19:44.369 --> 00:19:47.529
and then retie your knot so that bugs and stuff

00:19:47.529 --> 00:19:50.710
can't really get in there. Yeah, small mice,

00:19:50.869 --> 00:19:55.650
whatever. So going to get that ready. I'm arranging

00:19:55.650 --> 00:19:58.430
our luggage cubes. I'm going to be cleaning out

00:19:58.430 --> 00:20:01.990
the truck the next day that I don't have Jasper

00:20:01.990 --> 00:20:07.140
up my ass and that I could just Mean just clean

00:20:07.140 --> 00:20:08.940
and clean and clean the inside of that truck

00:20:08.940 --> 00:20:13.599
start organizing pulling stuff out I got plenty

00:20:13.599 --> 00:20:17.759
of time. I have a knife Sorry, I'm being attacked

00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:21.440
by dogs while I play with the knife. Yeah It's

00:20:21.440 --> 00:20:24.500
a great choice. I was very confused by that statement

00:20:24.500 --> 00:20:32.420
Congrats me, too You call that I'm gonna be,

00:20:32.660 --> 00:20:36.259
not really, it's a broken off razor blade. Look

00:20:36.259 --> 00:20:38.799
at this thing. It's all broken off and stuff.

00:20:39.299 --> 00:20:42.660
But like that last little bit is sharp. I'm gonna

00:20:42.660 --> 00:20:45.019
be ripping everything out of the back of the

00:20:45.019 --> 00:20:50.240
Forerunner and rebuilding my little table shelf

00:20:50.240 --> 00:20:57.299
thing here soon. Yeah, I haven't actually purchased

00:20:57.299 --> 00:21:01.980
the rest of my setup. the file cabinets that

00:21:01.980 --> 00:21:06.559
I've been talking about. So once the sun comes

00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:08.920
out, the snow melts, I'm gonna sand down that

00:21:08.920 --> 00:21:12.759
little file cabinet I got and start working on

00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:16.359
getting some other file cabinets and sand those

00:21:16.359 --> 00:21:19.900
down, paint them with, what are you, Rhino line,

00:21:20.099 --> 00:21:23.859
whatever paint I can find. Seein' a - Rust -oleum.

00:21:24.160 --> 00:21:26.660
Something, whatever. Whatever's black or textured.

00:21:27.629 --> 00:21:30.829
Um, Sienna, the nice part about her working at

00:21:30.829 --> 00:21:33.329
AutoZone is when things get deeply discounted,

00:21:33.630 --> 00:21:35.970
she's like the first to know. So like a bunch

00:21:35.970 --> 00:21:38.609
of spray paint went on for like a dollar, and

00:21:38.609 --> 00:21:40.630
she was like, which ones do you want? Which ones?

00:21:40.630 --> 00:21:43.630
I said, if it's black, buy it. I don't care what

00:21:43.630 --> 00:21:45.470
it's for. I don't care what brand. If it's a

00:21:45.470 --> 00:21:50.410
dollar and it's black, buy it. Jesus. Yeah, I...

00:21:50.410 --> 00:21:53.809
It's good. Hey man, I get new wheels. It's just...

00:21:53.819 --> 00:21:56.539
Throw it up on jack stands, put it in four wheel

00:21:56.539 --> 00:22:03.279
low, and just shh. New wheels, new tires. Show

00:22:03.279 --> 00:22:09.259
ready. Oh my god. Anyways, yeah, so. Works every

00:22:09.259 --> 00:22:15.740
time. It works every time. Fucking hell. I spray

00:22:15.740 --> 00:22:19.839
my bumpers. I spray my. All right, so I spray

00:22:19.839 --> 00:22:22.259
that front valance atop of the windshield. I

00:22:22.259 --> 00:22:24.839
throw trash bags and tape the trash bags around.

00:22:27.440 --> 00:22:29.460
What is, oh, okay, it's your dogs. I was like,

00:22:29.460 --> 00:22:32.819
what the hell? Spray my mirrors. Oh yeah, I have

00:22:32.819 --> 00:22:34.960
three dogs. It's hard to keep them under control.

00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:36.720
Oh no, that's all right. I'm sorry. I was just

00:22:36.720 --> 00:22:39.259
like, it squirreled me for a second. I was like,

00:22:39.279 --> 00:22:42.160
what the hell is that? But I thought it was Alex

00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:44.339
fidgeting with another one of his things. Like

00:22:44.339 --> 00:22:47.140
every, every couple episodes, it's like a Jeep

00:22:47.140 --> 00:22:52.140
CJ or a locker. My CJ, my CJ had a rough day

00:22:52.140 --> 00:22:55.019
and I'm really sad about it. So Jackson, he's

00:22:55.019 --> 00:22:57.259
not allowed to play with this thing, right? Yeah.

00:22:58.319 --> 00:23:02.039
One second. Yeah. The thing about saying that

00:23:02.039 --> 00:23:04.599
someone's, your kid is not allowed to play with

00:23:04.599 --> 00:23:08.960
a toy. That's never going to happen. That's a

00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:13.039
risk. So yeah. He gets this thing off the the

00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:16.019
desk today. He broke the top so you see it's

00:23:16.019 --> 00:23:18.460
got it used to have a removable top Yeah, he

00:23:18.460 --> 00:23:22.380
broke this window. Oh geez he broke He broke

00:23:22.380 --> 00:23:24.960
the roll bar. Well, that's not very and he broke

00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:29.680
the spare tire off it Well, you know what I mean

00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:34.960
It can't handle like He stepped on the top. He

00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:37.279
was jamming ramming it against stuff to break

00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:41.660
the rest of it. Oh god Yeah. This isn't a toy,

00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:43.480
right? This isn't something you're supposed to

00:23:43.480 --> 00:23:46.680
just go play with. It's supposed to be a show

00:23:46.680 --> 00:23:50.740
thing. It's a model. And sure, I sit here and

00:23:50.740 --> 00:23:54.400
roll it around. If monkey see, monkey do. I'm

00:23:54.400 --> 00:23:55.880
really sad. You put it into a place where he

00:23:55.880 --> 00:23:59.200
can grab it, and man, that's a toy. That's the

00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:02.640
thing, though, is they just don't understand

00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:06.220
that concept. Sienna's dad has a bunch of model

00:24:06.220 --> 00:24:09.380
airplanes. like World War II airplanes and stuff

00:24:09.380 --> 00:24:12.299
like that. He'll climb the bookshelf to get one

00:24:12.299 --> 00:24:14.259
of the model tanks, and one of the barrels was

00:24:14.259 --> 00:24:17.700
missing off the tank one day. And I'm like, you

00:24:17.700 --> 00:24:20.859
know, like, what can we do? They're toys, and

00:24:20.859 --> 00:24:24.299
he can't get to them. Have confirmed he must

00:24:24.299 --> 00:24:27.019
have stepped on it one of the axles or bet. Damn!

00:24:27.339 --> 00:24:31.180
Dude, that CJ is a flimsy. That's why Jeep owners

00:24:31.180 --> 00:24:34.539
have to swap everything out before it's off -road

00:24:34.539 --> 00:24:38.200
capable and on -road capable. Yep. Axles. The

00:24:38.200 --> 00:24:42.880
worst part is, every though. You see these? These

00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:45.039
are wheels I bought for it and just hadn't put

00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:47.599
on yet. Oh, there you go. So like, even my model

00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:50.140
Jeep, I was going to be swapping out axles. See?

00:24:50.859 --> 00:24:54.180
See? Usually like an XJ, well, XJs are a little

00:24:54.180 --> 00:24:56.960
better because they'll just blast their $500

00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:59.700
XJs through things until they blow up and buy

00:24:59.700 --> 00:25:02.579
a new one. But like, like older Wranglers or

00:25:02.579 --> 00:25:06.259
CJs, like half of them. are swapped axles and

00:25:06.259 --> 00:25:09.359
350s. There's some kind of Chevy small block

00:25:09.359 --> 00:25:12.579
or something in there. I think my uncle had a

00:25:12.579 --> 00:25:16.380
Scrambler and they had a Chevy 305 in it. I think

00:25:16.380 --> 00:25:18.819
it's cool. That's a terrible combo. That's what

00:25:18.819 --> 00:25:21.680
he had, man. I think he pulled it out of a Malibu

00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:27.579
or something. Which was junked. I had a CJ five

00:25:27.579 --> 00:25:30.440
with a Ford 289 in it, and that thing would do

00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:33.470
fucking wheelies. Yeah. Yeah, there's, if I ever

00:25:33.470 --> 00:25:35.289
find the video, there's a guy that made his like

00:25:35.289 --> 00:25:39.109
a drag Jeep and it looks like a regular stock

00:25:39.109 --> 00:25:43.269
like CJ, but it's like double. It's like, what

00:25:43.269 --> 00:25:46.650
is it? Double twin twin turboed. Yeah, there

00:25:46.650 --> 00:25:49.230
you go. Twin turboed. I think it was just, you

00:25:49.230 --> 00:25:53.650
could hear it go. It was so cool. And it do wheelies

00:25:53.650 --> 00:25:56.430
immediately. Awesome. I think I've seen that

00:25:56.430 --> 00:25:59.690
one on Instagram. Yeah. Yeah. It's really cool.

00:26:00.200 --> 00:26:03.000
Yeah. Did you see the Jeep Dyson, the botches

00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:08.759
off -road Instagram? Uh, I don't know yet. Maybe.

00:26:09.440 --> 00:26:13.519
I'll have to look. I've been neglecting the botches

00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:17.859
chat on Instagram. I just don't - You've just

00:26:17.859 --> 00:26:22.059
been neglecting us. No. No. Period. No. Plus

00:26:22.059 --> 00:26:24.259
I don't think he's the only one though. I just

00:26:24.259 --> 00:26:28.880
tagged you in a climber. Wow. That's a stretched.

00:26:29.279 --> 00:26:36.829
Wow. That's interesting. Jeep. That's funny.

00:26:38.250 --> 00:26:39.970
What the hell have they got in that? One of those

00:26:39.970 --> 00:26:43.009
old. I know like I'm like either they're lazy

00:26:43.009 --> 00:26:45.589
and didn't want to chop the frame up or they

00:26:45.589 --> 00:26:49.170
put a big ass motor in there. But it's more because

00:26:49.170 --> 00:26:52.430
so it's for for listeners. It's a Jeep on what

00:26:52.430 --> 00:26:56.809
appears to be like a I can't even say it's a

00:26:56.809 --> 00:27:00.559
Chevy frame like I don't know what it's on. it

00:27:00.559 --> 00:27:02.759
because maybe it is a Chevy a sing it could yeah,

00:27:02.759 --> 00:27:04.740
it's probably a single cab Chevy frame or single

00:27:04.740 --> 00:27:08.180
cab Ford frame one of the two and They just left

00:27:08.180 --> 00:27:10.700
the frame and then just stretch the body of the

00:27:10.700 --> 00:27:14.619
Jeep Mostly the body. Yeah, the front part is

00:27:14.619 --> 00:27:17.859
a hood front. Yeah Most people stretch the rear.

00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:20.220
No, they just decided to stretch the front out

00:27:20.220 --> 00:27:25.200
Well, the front would be easier to stretch It

00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:29.779
just reminds me of the car from League of Gentlemen's.

00:27:29.779 --> 00:27:32.259
I was just about to say that. I was just about

00:27:32.259 --> 00:27:36.200
to say that earlier. I was like, hmm. But yeah,

00:27:36.220 --> 00:27:38.240
no, that car was sick, though. I wanted that

00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:41.420
car for so long. The reel of my bumper breaking

00:27:41.420 --> 00:27:44.839
just hit 40 ,000 views on Instagram. That's like

00:27:44.839 --> 00:27:48.359
the most. It's not embarrassing, but it's like

00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:51.099
of all the reels that you want to blow up, that's

00:27:51.099 --> 00:27:55.549
not really the. Yeah. the piece of pie that you

00:27:55.549 --> 00:27:59.029
want, right? Like it's gaining like 15 followers.

00:27:59.369 --> 00:28:02.569
I don't know if it's worth it. You got quite

00:28:02.569 --> 00:28:05.109
a few followers or botches off roads got quite

00:28:05.109 --> 00:28:08.569
a few followers from the winter camp set up.

00:28:08.569 --> 00:28:12.390
Yeah, dude. We get a lot that that real kind

00:28:12.390 --> 00:28:15.880
of blew up to 23 zero shared it and then. Yeah,

00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:18.200
they followed us and then it just kind of flowed

00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:20.700
in after that Yeah, they did that after I tagged

00:28:20.700 --> 00:28:23.140
him when I was hoping they'd send me a 23 zero

00:28:23.140 --> 00:28:25.859
for Christmas They didn't they still didn't they

00:28:25.859 --> 00:28:29.140
didn't they didn't Maybe they're just really

00:28:29.140 --> 00:28:34.400
late to it Maybe he gets it next Christmas. Yeah

00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:36.880
They're like finally don't even ask they don't

00:28:36.880 --> 00:28:39.640
even ask for his address They find it based on

00:28:39.640 --> 00:28:42.180
the couple of times. He's doxxed himself on here.

00:28:42.180 --> 00:28:47.240
I'm fine. If that's if that's the case It's once

00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:52.720
it no just kidding, but send me gifts Poop in

00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:56.859
the poop in a bag is not count. Oh You know some

00:28:56.859 --> 00:28:59.400
local news by the way We're gonna have to lock

00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:01.720
our fucking doors cuz I don't know what it is

00:29:01.720 --> 00:29:05.160
with the Croton area around us But Croton gets

00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:07.619
so many fucking robberies and shit like their

00:29:07.619 --> 00:29:11.900
cars getting broken into Like it's the meth it

00:29:11.900 --> 00:29:15.279
I know. Yeah, the meth meth is crazy I don't

00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:16.920
know why you're saying I don't know what it is

00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:20.539
about Croton. It's mostly white cloud just migrated

00:29:20.539 --> 00:29:25.019
to the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know it's the

00:29:25.019 --> 00:29:28.119
math. It's just like when you start hearing about

00:29:28.119 --> 00:29:31.220
all these weird circumstances like, hey, there's

00:29:31.220 --> 00:29:34.579
footprints in my yard and all of a sudden my

00:29:34.579 --> 00:29:38.200
water tap is on. OK, that's weird. So I shut

00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:40.059
the water tap off. And then in the morning when

00:29:40.059 --> 00:29:41.859
I was feeding the animals, I noticed my back

00:29:41.859 --> 00:29:45.109
window is blown out of my truck like. the fuck

00:29:45.109 --> 00:29:49.069
or catalytic or catalytic converters or weird

00:29:49.069 --> 00:29:51.690
unmarked cars with people coming up to doors

00:29:51.690 --> 00:29:54.490
um you know some of these guys are actual genuine

00:29:54.490 --> 00:29:57.190
salesmen some of these people are a little too

00:29:57.190 --> 00:30:01.789
paranoid but i like it's it's warranted at this

00:30:01.789 --> 00:30:05.369
point because of how many like fucking fake salesmen

00:30:05.369 --> 00:30:08.640
and shit are out there scouting houses but Yeah,

00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:11.059
I don't think there's that many fake salesmen

00:30:11.059 --> 00:30:14.140
out there scouting houses I I mean if they don't

00:30:14.140 --> 00:30:17.119
want to give you a card and like Like and not

00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:19.619
to say that I'd ever do this, but if I was a

00:30:19.619 --> 00:30:23.599
hardened criminal scouting houses to burgle Then

00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:26.460
I would definitely be coming up in a polo and

00:30:26.460 --> 00:30:28.460
khakis with a fake business card to scout your

00:30:28.460 --> 00:30:31.779
house Like that's not because people people just

00:30:31.779 --> 00:30:35.250
expect it now Well, yeah, now, but like, that's

00:30:35.250 --> 00:30:38.250
what, that's what, like, you're still gonna have

00:30:38.250 --> 00:30:41.930
a nicer or dress up as a Jehovah's Witness. Study

00:30:41.930 --> 00:30:45.349
a few lines. The secret is, the secret is, you

00:30:45.349 --> 00:30:47.589
go in saying that you're with the gas company

00:30:47.589 --> 00:30:52.440
and you need to check the gas main. Cuz who's

00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:55.240
gonna not let you in it make you like I found

00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:58.559
three or four houses that had a leaking gas main

00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:00.900
we'd like to come in and check to see if you

00:31:00.900 --> 00:31:04.799
do and then have some Sensor for depicting carbon

00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:07.900
monoxide, but have it faulty so it goes off You'd

00:31:07.900 --> 00:31:10.380
be like oh we have to be in here next week to

00:31:10.380 --> 00:31:12.359
fix it and then boom now You got time to steal

00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:15.660
everything. Yeah, they have a gas main. I mean

00:31:15.660 --> 00:31:20.190
it Yeah I mean, yeah, there's ways around it.

00:31:20.210 --> 00:31:22.490
You'd have to figure something out. Well, you

00:31:22.490 --> 00:31:24.369
don't go to the houses that have propane. You

00:31:24.369 --> 00:31:27.269
do it in town. It's like the guys that check

00:31:27.269 --> 00:31:30.250
your electrical meters or whatever to come in.

00:31:30.250 --> 00:31:34.950
You can do that. I mean, there's so many. So

00:31:34.950 --> 00:31:37.650
the other day, we were driving out to go to the

00:31:37.650 --> 00:31:41.849
store. And I look, and the tree, not even like

00:31:41.849 --> 00:31:44.490
10 feet from the back rear end of my truck, there

00:31:44.490 --> 00:31:47.890
was a tree. And it had blue paint on it. I'm

00:31:47.890 --> 00:31:50.329
like, The fuck? And I looked, and I looked at

00:31:50.329 --> 00:31:53.990
Sienna, and she goes, what? Like, maybe I just

00:31:53.990 --> 00:31:55.609
haven't been out in a while, but how long has

00:31:55.609 --> 00:31:57.289
that blue paint been on that fucking tree? Because

00:31:57.289 --> 00:32:00.230
I know a dad didn't do that. And she goes, what

00:32:00.230 --> 00:32:02.910
the fuck? Then we started looking. Was that out

00:32:02.910 --> 00:32:06.470
by the road? No. It was 10 feet behind my truck,

00:32:07.250 --> 00:32:09.970
like 20 feet from my house, where my truck was.

00:32:11.129 --> 00:32:13.930
And the power line, it's got to be the power

00:32:13.930 --> 00:32:15.970
line, people, because the power line goes right

00:32:15.970 --> 00:32:17.950
past it and the tree kind of touches that line

00:32:17.950 --> 00:32:19.029
a little bit. Yeah, that's probably what it is.

00:32:19.170 --> 00:32:20.849
I was going to say, I'm assuming it's tree surface

00:32:20.849 --> 00:32:24.970
and some degree of marking. But I mean, we have

00:32:24.970 --> 00:32:27.029
a dog kind of chained up to the front right now

00:32:27.029 --> 00:32:30.849
because he keeps getting out. His collar keeps

00:32:30.849 --> 00:32:33.150
dying and we don't know. And then we get messages

00:32:33.150 --> 00:32:35.569
saying he's out on like 120th or something like

00:32:35.569 --> 00:32:39.880
that. But anyway. He's a troublemaker, man. He

00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:44.819
just likes to be a free bird. But yeah, no, it

00:32:44.819 --> 00:32:50.900
was crazy. And I had no idea that anyone is even

00:32:50.900 --> 00:32:52.680
there. And it got me kind of paranoid. And I

00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:56.539
was like, I want some cameras because there's

00:32:56.539 --> 00:32:59.940
some times where like we used to have a lot of

00:32:59.940 --> 00:33:02.599
cars in our yard. And I'm just waiting for crackheads

00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:07.019
to look for catalytic converters. But, you know.

00:33:07.099 --> 00:33:10.220
that's it's just math is crazy everywhere right

00:33:10.220 --> 00:33:14.019
now the crack heads can have my catalytic converters

00:33:14.019 --> 00:33:18.420
you don't even have them on any vehicle they're

00:33:18.420 --> 00:33:21.880
just gonna saw your exhaust off anyway the black

00:33:21.880 --> 00:33:26.920
truck might have some good to know it'll fund

00:33:26.920 --> 00:33:34.400
half of my uh half of my tent if you hear anything

00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:37.069
in the middle of the night just It was probably

00:33:37.069 --> 00:33:39.730
a BRB. I think a dog's filtering through my trash

00:33:39.730 --> 00:33:44.509
can. Yeah Yep had that happen the other day too

00:33:44.509 --> 00:33:46.869
with our dog. I let him inside for a little bit

00:33:46.869 --> 00:33:50.690
when it got really cold Yeah, and we had a trash

00:33:50.690 --> 00:33:52.369
bag sitting out by the door that we need to go

00:33:52.369 --> 00:33:54.970
throw in the trash thing and I fucking all of

00:33:54.970 --> 00:33:57.269
a sudden it gets real quiet over there and I'm

00:33:57.269 --> 00:34:00.150
like so it's like a Quiet that you know, someone's

00:34:00.150 --> 00:34:01.730
getting into trouble. It's either the kid. Oh,

00:34:01.809 --> 00:34:04.339
yeah And I look over there and he's got that

00:34:04.339 --> 00:34:06.400
whole fuckin' trash bag ripped out. I said, that's

00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:09.840
the last fuckin' time I let you inside out of

00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:13.699
generosity. Of course, I bitched out and I let

00:34:13.699 --> 00:34:16.500
him back inside a couple days later. Somehow,

00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:22.099
like, he came inside and then jumped on the table,

00:34:22.380 --> 00:34:26.800
ate all the kids' food, got on the counter, ate

00:34:26.800 --> 00:34:30.610
a whole fuckin' loaf of bread. and then pulled

00:34:30.610 --> 00:34:34.110
down our leftovers, ate those, all in the span

00:34:34.110 --> 00:34:37.389
of me taking a crap in the toilet and coming

00:34:37.389 --> 00:34:40.090
back, and I'm like, dude, that's it, you're done.

00:34:40.510 --> 00:34:42.929
You're not coming back inside again. I can't

00:34:42.929 --> 00:34:46.389
fucking trust you. It was just my wife filtering

00:34:46.389 --> 00:34:50.170
through the cabinets, doing dishes or something.

00:34:50.389 --> 00:34:54.489
Too paranoid. Hey, you know what? I have an announcement.

00:34:55.590 --> 00:35:01.820
What's that? Now, fuck. Canada. Fuck you. We

00:35:01.820 --> 00:35:07.480
win. Oh, my God. Sorry. Wrangler Lily. Looks

00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:11.099
like a Wrangler. Yeah. Sorry, buddy. Yeah. I

00:35:11.099 --> 00:35:13.079
just picked him up by his balls on accident.

00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:17.699
Oh, no. How would he do? The old nut grabber.

00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:20.500
Yeah, that'll do it every time. That's the same.

00:35:20.539 --> 00:35:23.039
He ran away from me now. I scream the same fucking

00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:27.420
way when people grab me by the nuts. But yeah,

00:35:27.420 --> 00:35:31.190
anyway. Yeah, fuck you, Canada. Fuck you. You

00:35:31.190 --> 00:35:39.070
lose. You lose. USA five to zero and women's

00:35:39.070 --> 00:35:44.309
hockey. Go fuck yourself. I'm sorry. I didn't

00:35:44.309 --> 00:35:47.369
see. I didn't see the results of the men's hockey.

00:35:47.889 --> 00:35:51.530
I watched the Canada versus I don't think the

00:35:51.530 --> 00:35:55.090
men's have done. Uh I know. I think The men's

00:35:55.090 --> 00:35:58.090
hockey versus, I can't remember who it was, USA,

00:35:58.630 --> 00:36:02.710
is five to one, so we smoked them. But it wasn't

00:36:02.710 --> 00:36:08.750
Canada. But the women against Canada, USA, USA.

00:36:09.690 --> 00:36:15.610
Five to zero. Today at three, US played Latvia,

00:36:16.530 --> 00:36:20.809
five to one. I missed that game. We coming back

00:36:20.809 --> 00:36:24.360
with your tears, boys. Coming back with those

00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:29.320
tears when I was at a work meeting today. I watched

00:36:29.320 --> 00:36:35.159
the Canada versus Fuck who did Canada play? But

00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:38.280
anyways Canada was looking fucking good. Yeah

00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:42.699
Yeah, I'm nervous. I Mean, I'm I know like and

00:36:42.699 --> 00:36:47.199
what pisses me off too. Is that? One of the spokespeople

00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:50.119
for the Olympics were like who we're not gonna

00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:53.639
allow you to do fighting and we're like Are you

00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:57.039
fucking kidding me? That's like, I don't really

00:36:57.039 --> 00:36:59.679
like any sport. Like I don't, I'm not like a

00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:02.820
diehard fan of any sport. I just get really patriotic

00:37:02.820 --> 00:37:07.820
when USA goes against other people. But like,

00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:10.920
I, but hockey, I could sit and watch a full game

00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:12.860
of hockey and I could, I could be like, yeah,

00:37:12.900 --> 00:37:15.320
dude, let's fucking go. Like when the Red Wings

00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:20.099
would play, they had a, a Cronwall. It was a,

00:37:20.099 --> 00:37:22.699
it was a Cronwall, right? Yeah, we had a Cronwall.

00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:25.639
Yeah, and he'd fucking Cronwall people They had

00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:28.239
a he had a move to Cronwall people and it was

00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:31.300
like hitting a fucking wall. That was great,

00:37:31.300 --> 00:37:33.739
dude I loved it when they were aggressive hockey

00:37:33.739 --> 00:37:36.239
was like the hockey kept the aggressiveness for

00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:40.059
the longest time like after any other sport like

00:37:40.059 --> 00:37:43.380
NFL kind of cooled down and oh that was too head

00:37:43.380 --> 00:37:46.579
-to -head Like we're worried about CTEs or what

00:37:46.579 --> 00:37:49.110
is it? Whatever they are some head bullshit.

00:37:49.289 --> 00:37:52.090
I was like, dude, you're paying these motherfuckers

00:37:52.090 --> 00:37:55.030
40 some million dollars a year. They know the

00:37:55.030 --> 00:37:57.170
risk. If they want to keep doing it, they keep

00:37:57.170 --> 00:37:59.670
doing it. They're they can retire. Like I do

00:37:59.670 --> 00:38:01.809
feel bad, though. But like, you know what I'm

00:38:01.809 --> 00:38:04.530
saying? But man, they're just walked up to me

00:38:04.530 --> 00:38:06.469
so gingerly. He's like, are you going to try

00:38:06.469 --> 00:38:08.630
and pick me up on my balls again? We're going

00:38:08.630 --> 00:38:11.590
to twist the ball. I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't

00:38:11.590 --> 00:38:16.679
mean to. Yeah, I. Non motorsports, the only non

00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:19.659
motorsport I like is hockey. Everything else

00:38:19.659 --> 00:38:22.119
is just kind of like football. I can't watch

00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:25.659
football anymore. It. Yeah. Like I didn't watch

00:38:25.659 --> 00:38:27.679
Super Bowl this year. I didn't either. And that

00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:31.900
got a horrible review by most people. I don't

00:38:31.900 --> 00:38:34.380
know if we want to get into that show. Yeah,

00:38:34.380 --> 00:38:37.480
that was it. But yeah, I don't want to get too

00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:40.699
political and do it. I've watched bits and pieces

00:38:40.699 --> 00:38:43.780
of both halftime shows. Both halftime shows were

00:38:43.780 --> 00:38:46.360
really good. I don't know why a halftime show

00:38:46.360 --> 00:38:49.139
has to be political. Yeah, I think I think the

00:38:49.139 --> 00:38:53.739
political thing about. All right, let's make

00:38:53.739 --> 00:38:59.079
this like a one minute thing. Just explain explain

00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:02.880
why it's political. It's yeah. Yeah. So it's

00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:11.239
political because in a American English. dominated

00:39:11.239 --> 00:39:14.000
speaking country where English is the main language,

00:39:14.659 --> 00:39:17.099
almost the whole halftime show is done in a different

00:39:17.099 --> 00:39:22.340
language that even typical Spanish speaking people

00:39:22.340 --> 00:39:26.400
can't understand. Like my wife's dad couldn't

00:39:26.400 --> 00:39:29.099
even understand it. Yeah. I think that was a

00:39:29.099 --> 00:39:31.199
poor choice, don't get me wrong, but I don't

00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:33.960
see why we had to politicize it. Man, like, if

00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:35.840
they'd done, like, Camila Cabello or something,

00:39:35.940 --> 00:39:37.539
we all would have been on board. Yeah, I mean,

00:39:37.659 --> 00:39:40.780
nobody's... Half of her songs are Spanish. But

00:39:40.780 --> 00:39:44.619
the thing is, is that he's made political issues

00:39:44.619 --> 00:39:47.800
in the past. Like, he's made political comments

00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:53.679
in the past, and he's set up... Kids, watch this.

00:39:53.949 --> 00:39:56.550
And, like, if you did hear the lyrics, they're

00:39:56.550 --> 00:39:59.309
probably not the best lyrics for a kid. Oh, no.

00:39:59.909 --> 00:40:02.309
From what I understand, they're all horrible

00:40:02.309 --> 00:40:06.230
lyrics. I guess, from what I've read, he changed

00:40:06.230 --> 00:40:10.150
a lot of them from their original lyrics specifically

00:40:10.150 --> 00:40:13.110
for the Super Bowl. Yeah, so... Well, then at

00:40:13.110 --> 00:40:16.219
least... release what he did. Yeah. So that's

00:40:16.219 --> 00:40:19.199
what I want to know. Like, yeah. But like, and

00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:22.039
then I see a lot of videos, which this isn't

00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:25.380
political. But as far as just the there's a bunch

00:40:25.380 --> 00:40:27.659
of fucking tall grass in the middle of the field.

00:40:27.659 --> 00:40:30.559
Oh, yeah. And that you saw videos of these people

00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:33.360
scrolling side to side, looking at the crowd

00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:35.159
of people. And you got one or two dancing. The

00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:37.400
rest of everyone else is like, look, there was

00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:40.929
no crowd engagement at all. Yeah, you couldn't

00:40:40.929 --> 00:40:42.750
even see him on the field when he was in the

00:40:42.750 --> 00:40:46.610
grass. If you go to the one with Kid Rock, like

00:40:46.610 --> 00:40:48.969
there was crowd engagement. It was pre -recorded,

00:40:49.110 --> 00:40:54.469
though. So like. Yeah, so and then so to be fair

00:40:54.469 --> 00:40:57.909
and scrutinize both, because we aren't really

00:40:57.909 --> 00:41:00.650
a left or right. We're both all kind of in the

00:41:00.650 --> 00:41:04.210
middle, I suppose. But but just scrutinize Kid

00:41:04.210 --> 00:41:08.219
Rocks. Yeah, he's had some unsavory. things that

00:41:08.219 --> 00:41:10.599
he's said in the past. A lot of it has been taken

00:41:10.599 --> 00:41:13.340
a little bit more out of context. And I think

00:41:13.340 --> 00:41:17.340
but like usual, like usual, but yeah, I get a

00:41:17.340 --> 00:41:22.179
kick out of the thing with the statutory. I call

00:41:22.179 --> 00:41:25.519
it mandatory or whatever. Like that was specifically

00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:28.900
from a movie was written for the movie. Yeah.

00:41:29.079 --> 00:41:31.400
And it was a bad guy and they were depicting

00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:36.130
him as the worst he could be. Yeah. And he explained

00:41:36.130 --> 00:41:38.869
that too. And then they came after him for lip

00:41:38.869 --> 00:41:42.829
syncing. And he's like, and he did a video on

00:41:42.829 --> 00:41:45.670
this too with his DJ that used to travel with

00:41:45.670 --> 00:41:48.090
him. And he's like, ball with the ball is saying

00:41:48.090 --> 00:41:51.110
with two people. He's like, because there's so

00:41:51.110 --> 00:41:53.989
much engagement, I'm dancing around, I'm moving

00:41:53.989 --> 00:41:56.769
along. He goes, and I need to take a breath.

00:41:57.170 --> 00:41:59.610
And he's the one that sings in between the breath,

00:41:59.610 --> 00:42:03.150
back and forth. And he goes, and I didn't have

00:42:03.150 --> 00:42:07.670
that. So yeah, they had to sync it. And it didn't

00:42:07.670 --> 00:42:09.889
sink properly and you know, there's some things

00:42:09.889 --> 00:42:12.650
that went on there some technical difficulties

00:42:12.650 --> 00:42:15.750
But it happens and he didn't have any he wouldn't

00:42:15.750 --> 00:42:18.050
have some ill will above it and at the end of

00:42:18.050 --> 00:42:20.630
the day he still Got out there and played but

00:42:20.630 --> 00:42:24.489
yeah, I mean both characters have had some unsavory

00:42:24.489 --> 00:42:29.909
things that they've said But I think is far as

00:42:29.909 --> 00:42:33.829
the quality of the show itself with not necessarily

00:42:33.829 --> 00:42:38.050
the people that were there I liked turning points

00:42:38.050 --> 00:42:41.769
better. Just because you could see like it was

00:42:41.769 --> 00:42:44.309
videoed. Well, like you could see the whole thing.

00:42:45.449 --> 00:42:48.849
I don't think I'm pretty sure everybody in that

00:42:48.849 --> 00:42:54.150
crowd was paid like, like, I don't know. Like,

00:42:54.530 --> 00:42:56.730
I don't know, just kind of look fake. But yeah.

00:42:57.889 --> 00:43:01.349
And, you know, to be fair, Kid Rock's kind of

00:43:01.349 --> 00:43:04.269
a legend in our area. Yeah. I mean, in Michigan,

00:43:04.829 --> 00:43:07.300
so. Like he lives here. He lives in West Michigan.

00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:10.739
He's got a house in Torch Lake. Yeah. So obviously

00:43:10.739 --> 00:43:13.599
we have a little more of a connection with Kid

00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:16.019
Rock. Yeah. You ever heard the story when Michigan

00:43:16.019 --> 00:43:17.860
first changed the smoking law? You ever heard

00:43:17.860 --> 00:43:21.820
what he would do in bars? He'd go into a bar,

00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:24.059
light his cigar or cigarette at the bar. And

00:43:24.059 --> 00:43:26.300
then when someone would complain, he'd just go,

00:43:26.380 --> 00:43:28.699
I'll just pay for all the drinks tonight. Oh,

00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:32.539
there you go. Yeah. So it and like, you know,

00:43:32.780 --> 00:43:35.539
I can't even say that, like, the words are the

00:43:35.539 --> 00:43:38.199
biggest issue, because, like, Bad Bunny's got

00:43:38.199 --> 00:43:41.559
some unsavory things. And Kid Rock, definitely.

00:43:42.099 --> 00:43:45.599
Eminem, definitely. Like, a lot of musical artists

00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:49.280
in the early 2000s have said some unsavory things,

00:43:49.320 --> 00:43:53.219
but that was kind of the Wild West back then.

00:43:53.780 --> 00:43:56.480
Like, everybody was saying wild shit. Our comedians

00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:59.460
were saying wild shit. Like... That's just how

00:43:59.460 --> 00:44:02.099
it was. And now that we've become so overly woke

00:44:02.099 --> 00:44:05.159
about shit, nothing's okay to say anymore. And

00:44:05.159 --> 00:44:07.940
people aren't allowed to grow old and change.

00:44:09.460 --> 00:44:11.900
Like people would come after Eminem for shit

00:44:11.900 --> 00:44:14.679
that he said back in like 99 or something like

00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:17.820
that. It's like, dude, he's like fucking 50 now.

00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:21.559
He got old. He's matured. Like he is not the

00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:23.599
same person he was before. I mean, shit, he makes

00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:25.880
that point multiple times in his music. Like,

00:44:26.500 --> 00:44:29.909
so, so yeah, I mean, Maybe some of the things

00:44:29.909 --> 00:44:32.269
that they say aren't the best but like or have

00:44:32.269 --> 00:44:36.909
said aren't the best but I still think that Just

00:44:36.909 --> 00:44:40.389
me as a person I would like to be able to understand

00:44:40.389 --> 00:44:43.210
the whole show and that's just that's my only

00:44:43.210 --> 00:44:45.949
thing if like I said if they had Shakira up there

00:44:45.949 --> 00:44:50.190
If they had like you said who's that Mila Cabello?

00:44:50.730 --> 00:44:54.769
Camilla Cabello. Yeah, whatever that one or Like

00:44:54.769 --> 00:44:58.349
even even if you had like Hispanic like pitbull

00:44:58.539 --> 00:45:00.500
I don't know if he's Hispanic, but Puerto Rican

00:45:00.500 --> 00:45:03.300
or whatever. Isn't his pitbull white as shit?

00:45:03.420 --> 00:45:06.579
Dominican, Puerto Rican. I know a lot of his

00:45:06.579 --> 00:45:11.619
music has some Hispanic speaking. I don't know.

00:45:12.800 --> 00:45:15.400
Oh, he's Cuban. Cuban. I thought he was Cuban.

00:45:16.219 --> 00:45:19.199
But either way, even if you had some English

00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:20.920
in there so people could follow along with the

00:45:20.920 --> 00:45:24.679
song and stuff, that'd be cool. Especially in

00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:29.440
an area where... Your the main popularity speaks

00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:31.880
English, so you're playing a halftime show for

00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:36.139
them maybe have it in English with a little bit

00:45:36.139 --> 00:45:39.179
of Spanish or you know or have one English song

00:45:39.179 --> 00:45:43.119
one Spanish song I'd be okay with that, too So

00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:45.940
that's the that's the main thing behind that

00:45:45.940 --> 00:45:48.739
and we can move on right? I don't miss anything

00:45:48.739 --> 00:45:53.260
really No, no, I think my only thing is I'm being

00:45:53.260 --> 00:45:58.110
tired of always being hip -hop or rap Yeah, why

00:45:58.110 --> 00:46:00.010
can't we have Dolly Parton do the halftime show?

00:46:00.030 --> 00:46:02.389
She did it for a Cowboys game and it was amazing.

00:46:02.550 --> 00:46:05.110
Yeah for any for any listeners that don't know

00:46:05.110 --> 00:46:08.349
I'm a big Dolly fan. So Yeah, I think the main

00:46:08.349 --> 00:46:13.530
thing is is with The inner city crowds aren't

00:46:13.530 --> 00:46:16.889
typically listening to country and so I have

00:46:16.889 --> 00:46:20.010
a banger of an idea what's popular, okay? Yeah.

00:46:20.190 --> 00:46:23.510
I got the halftime show figured out. So we roll

00:46:23.510 --> 00:46:26.230
out some kind of obstacle course and just let

00:46:26.230 --> 00:46:29.570
a bunch of Toyotas go try and do it. Yeah. And

00:46:29.570 --> 00:46:32.369
like, it could be, it could be sponsored by Toyota

00:46:32.369 --> 00:46:37.150
Toyota. Just saying everyone would enjoy it.

00:46:37.210 --> 00:46:41.550
Yeah. Sponsored by Toyota. And then you could

00:46:41.550 --> 00:46:44.510
have like, I was going to say Toby Keith singing

00:46:44.510 --> 00:46:46.510
in the background, but obviously that can't happen.

00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:55.820
You could have like, I don't know. Did he commit

00:46:55.820 --> 00:46:58.579
suicide yet? I don't know. There's some Epstein

00:46:58.579 --> 00:47:02.239
in there. I'm just kidding. They're the most

00:47:02.239 --> 00:47:05.420
vile creatures. At least everybody can agree

00:47:05.420 --> 00:47:08.440
on that halftime show being the worst if you

00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:12.320
just throw all the most vile. in there. Brooks

00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:14.440
and Dunn. I don't know if you've seen that guy

00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:16.940
lately. The amount of plastic surgery and stuff

00:47:16.940 --> 00:47:20.360
that he's had. If you look at him, there was

00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:23.019
a meme going around where he just looks like

00:47:23.019 --> 00:47:30.579
a serial killer now. He looks scary. Yeah. Who's

00:47:30.579 --> 00:47:33.860
the one who supposedly is? Oh, Garth Brooks is

00:47:33.860 --> 00:47:35.780
supposedly a serial killer. Yeah, of Brooks and

00:47:35.780 --> 00:47:41.820
Dunn. Yeah. Garth Brooks. He's a dude scary -looking.

00:47:41.980 --> 00:47:44.460
He could be in a horror movie, but man, dude

00:47:44.460 --> 00:47:48.400
I loved his music back in the day I still do

00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:51.900
I don't think he's a serial killer. I do I don't

00:47:51.900 --> 00:47:55.019
care if the show dates line up with the disappearances.

00:47:55.019 --> 00:48:00.000
He's drank the blood He's in the Illuminator

00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:03.960
He's probably just eating the babies anyways,

00:48:03.960 --> 00:48:07.469
yeah, let's not get into that. Yeah We're going

00:48:07.469 --> 00:48:09.329
to we're all of a sudden going to disappear and

00:48:09.329 --> 00:48:10.630
everyone's going to be like, oh, yeah, they're

00:48:10.630 --> 00:48:12.849
just taking another large break because they

00:48:12.849 --> 00:48:16.769
can't be consistently. They just had some they

00:48:16.769 --> 00:48:19.230
just they just had some more technical. Yeah.

00:48:19.250 --> 00:48:22.409
Yeah. And then you never hear from my feet. Yeah.

00:48:22.670 --> 00:48:26.610
Hey, we are all happy. We. Oh, my God. My screen

00:48:26.610 --> 00:48:31.610
just flashed. I shit you not. I saw it. Did you

00:48:31.610 --> 00:48:35.239
really? Yeah. I faced a black like. Yeah, dude,

00:48:35.300 --> 00:48:38.380
they're listening. I have no will. You better

00:48:38.380 --> 00:48:41.820
upload this tonight. I'm going to make a post

00:48:41.820 --> 00:48:46.840
on all my socials. No, no, they can't hear us.

00:48:46.860 --> 00:48:49.619
We're on a secure line. That's what we all think.

00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:53.199
Hey, they ain't getting into the. Oh, with the

00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:54.900
issues I've been having with the server, the

00:48:54.900 --> 00:48:57.780
tap into our Wi -Fi or something. I'm going to

00:48:57.780 --> 00:49:00.940
check my wife, my my Wi -Fi signals and I'm going

00:49:00.940 --> 00:49:04.800
to. Oh, you're. You're on spectrum, aren't you?

00:49:05.579 --> 00:49:12.500
No Not on spectrum. No Xfinity. No, it's uh,

00:49:12.500 --> 00:49:16.960
okay What's it called marks on spectrum? Mm -hmm.

00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:20.099
Oh, he's tapped for sure. Oh, yeah. We're fucked.

00:49:20.219 --> 00:49:23.320
We're fucked bud He's tap for sure. I'm on point

00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:28.699
broadband fiber. I Got the fibers that that was

00:49:28.699 --> 00:49:33.539
broadband a subsidiary of Spectrum. Don't care.

00:49:34.300 --> 00:49:39.880
I dude, it's it's like $80 a month for like 200

00:49:39.880 --> 00:49:42.800
meg, 3500 meg, something like that. Yeah, I'm

00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:46.500
jealous of shit. I so here with whatever I can

00:49:46.500 --> 00:49:50.239
get is what I get. Like it's I think we're at

00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:52.219
the best. It's all the best part is I didn't

00:49:52.219 --> 00:49:54.460
have to pay like at first. I didn't have to pay

00:49:54.460 --> 00:49:56.760
anything up front. They're just like, yeah, we'll

00:49:56.760 --> 00:49:58.719
put it in and then you just pay your first month

00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:01.320
and. we'll have you locked in for like two years

00:50:01.320 --> 00:50:06.000
at $80 a month. And I'm like, sold. That's great

00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:10.159
for me, dude. Anytime the fucking our internet

00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:13.280
was going out like 30 times a fucking year in

00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:16.260
the winter. And we were always having issues.

00:50:16.340 --> 00:50:20.019
I could not play like Enlisted or Battlefield

00:50:20.019 --> 00:50:25.119
or my favorite. I say my favorite Helldivers.

00:50:26.000 --> 00:50:29.139
Helldivers is so fun, dude. You remember that

00:50:29.139 --> 00:50:32.599
uh, have you ever played that mark? I have not

00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:35.699
I Have to see if I get it to work on this laptop

00:50:35.699 --> 00:50:38.860
now after Alex missed with it Yeah, that's somebody

00:50:38.860 --> 00:50:41.559
tried. It was having a hard time loading hell

00:50:41.559 --> 00:50:44.340
divers is so fun, dude It's like that starship

00:50:44.340 --> 00:50:47.559
troopers movie. Mm -hmm where they kill kill

00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:50.599
the bugs. Oh, yeah, dude It's so funny and it

00:50:50.599 --> 00:50:53.460
has so many like funny like democratic or like

00:50:53.960 --> 00:50:56.840
do it for democracy, like the into windows in

00:50:56.840 --> 00:51:01.360
there. Oh, God, I love that game. It's hell divers.

00:51:01.739 --> 00:51:05.099
I know. I have so many hours into that game before

00:51:05.099 --> 00:51:07.719
I stopped playing video games. And I just got

00:51:07.719 --> 00:51:11.019
to stop because, like, I don't know, man, like,

00:51:11.219 --> 00:51:12.960
especially in the summer, like I'm always doing

00:51:12.960 --> 00:51:15.619
something else. Either I'm working or Sienna

00:51:15.619 --> 00:51:18.500
is working and we're both watching the kid. You

00:51:18.500 --> 00:51:21.460
know, it's hard to get away and do something

00:51:21.460 --> 00:51:25.730
different. It's my wintertime hobby Yeah, you

00:51:25.730 --> 00:51:29.630
know in the summer like I get all the games and

00:51:29.630 --> 00:51:32.690
stuff that I typically like a podcast Unless

00:51:32.690 --> 00:51:34.849
I'm driving. I don't listen to really podcasts

00:51:34.849 --> 00:51:39.650
anymore. Really so It all kind of Yeah, I know

00:51:39.650 --> 00:51:44.969
it's not as big as you wished Alex was just staring

00:51:44.969 --> 00:51:48.150
down at his lap and just sighing shaking his

00:51:48.150 --> 00:51:51.869
head and I'm like, yeah He's being obnoxious.

00:51:51.869 --> 00:51:54.469
He just wants pets so bad. What's what's everyone's

00:51:54.469 --> 00:51:59.030
drinking? This is my new doggo. Oh, I got nothing

00:51:59.030 --> 00:52:02.349
now. I had squirt Squirt is all out of Gatorade

00:52:02.349 --> 00:52:04.650
and I felt like I was gonna die So I went and

00:52:04.650 --> 00:52:06.710
got my wife's water bottle because the wife's

00:52:06.710 --> 00:52:09.849
water bottles always better Except she put lemon

00:52:09.849 --> 00:52:12.750
in it and it's I hate that dude. Why do they

00:52:12.750 --> 00:52:15.610
do it? Why did it see I don't put lemon? It's

00:52:15.610 --> 00:52:19.469
like a fucking drip of lemon It's like dude come

00:52:19.469 --> 00:52:22.559
in No, she she cuts up lemon slices and puts

00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:24.059
it in there. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.

00:52:24.099 --> 00:52:25.739
Like it doesn't it doesn't taste like anything.

00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:28.559
It tastes like tainted water. Like it tastes

00:52:28.559 --> 00:52:30.980
like the lemons. Yeah, it tastes like lemon taint.

00:52:31.579 --> 00:52:36.199
I hate it. What's the point? Oh, and it's beginning

00:52:36.199 --> 00:52:39.300
of February, so it's a new month of drift. I

00:52:39.300 --> 00:52:42.480
will tell you that this month's drift air freshener

00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:46.199
is a banger certified fucking banger. My truck

00:52:46.199 --> 00:52:50.840
is the same. Great. Yeah. Uh, macadamian something

00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:57.380
or other. No. Yeah, it's it smells like nutty

00:52:57.380 --> 00:52:59.500
with a hint of vanilla and oh my God, it smells

00:52:59.500 --> 00:53:03.019
so good. Everybody loves vanilla nuts. I like

00:53:03.019 --> 00:53:07.280
vanilla nuts. My favorite. I got a candle and

00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:10.800
vanilla nut flavor. Hell yeah, dude. It is. It's

00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:13.480
good. Uh, I don't know if it's hazelnut or macadamia

00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:17.389
nut, but no, it's not. So I think I had a, what's

00:53:17.389 --> 00:53:19.969
the other one? Apple cinnamon spice or apple

00:53:19.969 --> 00:53:21.929
cinnamon crisp. Like that's like my favorite

00:53:21.929 --> 00:53:26.909
winter scent. Well, all right, boys, we're just

00:53:26.909 --> 00:53:28.869
talking about air fresheners and smells. We're

00:53:28.869 --> 00:53:30.710
just chatting. Well, we're talking about nuts

00:53:30.710 --> 00:53:34.250
too. Like there's been a lot of nuts going on

00:53:34.250 --> 00:53:37.349
in this episode between you fondling your dog's

00:53:37.349 --> 00:53:42.059
nuts, looking down at your own. Feel so bad for

00:53:42.059 --> 00:53:46.420
him That was like a cartoon yelp like you're

00:53:46.420 --> 00:53:48.260
gonna have to go through when you edit this and

00:53:48.260 --> 00:53:51.280
just Just turn that down in volume. You're gonna

00:53:51.280 --> 00:53:55.679
kill everyone's ears They're gonna be driving

00:53:55.679 --> 00:54:00.019
the AI The AI will probably fully erase it. Oh,

00:54:00.019 --> 00:54:07.179
yeah, we'll see that or make it crazy Yeah, all

00:54:07.179 --> 00:54:11.769
right boys well Want to go play some repo. Mm

00:54:11.769 --> 00:54:15.090
-hmm repo Yeah, you wanna play some repo. What

00:54:15.090 --> 00:54:20.210
is it? You collect scrap. It's really fun. It's

00:54:20.210 --> 00:54:23.190
hard to explain Well, how do you expect me to

00:54:23.190 --> 00:54:25.989
find it and download it then have you you go

00:54:25.989 --> 00:54:28.889
to steam and type in repo Oh, you guys have updated

00:54:28.889 --> 00:54:33.769
steams. Oh, I Go to my task manager and shut

00:54:33.769 --> 00:54:36.190
down all the updates because it always fucking

00:54:36.809 --> 00:54:39.570
Like takes up all my computers GPU just to do

00:54:39.570 --> 00:54:44.409
it You see when you run Linux you get to decide

00:54:44.409 --> 00:54:47.090
when it updates. Yeah, I mean I do I go to the

00:54:47.090 --> 00:54:53.070
task manager go no Or you just have a computer

00:54:53.070 --> 00:54:55.570
with a good processor and a good well, I'm sorry.

00:54:55.590 --> 00:54:59.489
I can't I don't have Three nuts to sell to get

00:54:59.489 --> 00:55:01.610
one. You've got a tenth. You've got a tenth Jedi

00:55:01.610 --> 00:55:05.550
nine and Like what we have forty sixty or something

00:55:10.690 --> 00:55:13.449
I don't know. It's it's good. Like it doesn't

00:55:13.449 --> 00:55:16.250
struggle with games at all. My monitor struggles.

00:55:16.849 --> 00:55:19.849
And it's just when I have a bunch of shit open

00:55:19.849 --> 00:55:21.969
and then it tries to update all that shit at

00:55:21.969 --> 00:55:23.889
once. It takes a ball like the bandwidth of my

00:55:23.889 --> 00:55:27.769
Internet. So shit starts to kind of freeze. Yeah,

00:55:27.809 --> 00:55:30.170
I got my download speeds aren't the best despite

00:55:30.170 --> 00:55:35.599
having a great Internet. That's kind of the Okay,

00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:40.960
um Well like so like I have fast internet, but

00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:45.079
it's like my download isn't like The best I don't

00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:47.980
know how to explain that All right. Well on that

00:55:47.980 --> 00:55:50.639
note Gavin's internet sucks. You know, he talked

00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:53.000
it up dude. I'm at I'm at a hundred megabits

00:55:53.000 --> 00:55:58.119
a second Hey, me too on down and hold on. I mean

00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:01.659
it before we stop. I'm gonna finish this up I'm

00:56:01.659 --> 00:56:06.659
clocked in and yeah 120 megabits down up. Thirty

00:56:06.659 --> 00:56:13.519
six megabits up. So my line of my line of sight

00:56:13.519 --> 00:56:16.599
mind you instead of fiber is currently at one

00:56:16.599 --> 00:56:19.880
thirty five down and seventeen point six up.

00:56:20.420 --> 00:56:24.039
Oh that's not yeah well hey maybe yeah I'm at

00:56:24.039 --> 00:56:27.699
thirty six up you know what if I would have a

00:56:27.699 --> 00:56:30.119
lot better internet if I should talk to you about

00:56:30.119 --> 00:56:35.460
that later - I got to figure out a better to

00:56:35.460 --> 00:56:38.340
reach the Wi -Fi router or a booster because

00:56:38.340 --> 00:56:41.159
I can't run either. I can't run ethernet throughout

00:56:41.159 --> 00:56:42.699
the whole house. It's on the opposite side of

00:56:42.699 --> 00:56:46.699
the house. Why? I could run it outside, I guess.

00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:50.000
But don't you have a crawl space? I'm not crawling

00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:52.579
around, dude. Have you seen me? Do I look like

00:56:52.579 --> 00:56:55.500
a built to fit in the crawl space? I'll come

00:56:55.500 --> 00:56:57.159
crawl through your crawl space. I'm built like

00:56:57.159 --> 00:57:01.719
a cracker barrel built like those big cracker

00:57:01.719 --> 00:57:04.590
barrels. There ain't no way or. Just do like

00:57:04.590 --> 00:57:07.510
I do. I have cat five cables running in the top

00:57:07.510 --> 00:57:10.309
corner of my upstairs, like throughout the whole

00:57:10.309 --> 00:57:13.889
upstairs. It's not my house. I'll run it outside

00:57:13.889 --> 00:57:16.329
and maybe I'll bury it and just run it in through

00:57:16.329 --> 00:57:18.530
my window or something. Coins get one of those

00:57:18.530 --> 00:57:23.090
plug -in Wi -Fi boosters. They're okay. The other

00:57:23.090 --> 00:57:27.909
thing you could do is figure out, uh, you could

00:57:27.909 --> 00:57:31.110
do through your outlet. So there's, uh, internet

00:57:31.110 --> 00:57:36.619
over DC. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds sketchy. It's

00:57:36.619 --> 00:57:40.179
not. That shit works amazing. Yeah. OK. Well,

00:57:40.219 --> 00:57:41.880
we'll have to talk about that at some point.

00:57:43.239 --> 00:57:45.300
But all right, on that note, we'll catch you

00:57:45.300 --> 00:57:46.800
guys later. Talk to you later. Later.
