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Welcome to botches off -road. Guys, we let you

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down. Mark got a new computer and for whatever

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reason his new computer didn't like his headphones.

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Not his mic, his headphones. Just the headphones.

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So it would make the mic all distorted whenever

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the headphones were plugged in. No idea why,

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but we didn't catch it until it was too late

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and it really screwed you out of two weeks of

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content. Yeah. So, yeah, when you get a new computer,

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test everything before trying to record. Test

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literally everything possible. Because we did

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test the mic and everything, just not with headphones

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plugged in. Yeah, not with headphones plugged

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in. Because why should headphones cause a problem?

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Yeah. Unless it's a USB plug -in mic that has

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a headphone jack apparently. fucks it over yeah

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but it screws it up even when you plug it into

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the normal headphone jack oh i guess i didn't

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pay attention to that part yeah it was always

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fucking it up every time those headphones got

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plugged in yeah that was weird now i'm curious

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though was it because maybe the one um earpiece

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was bad i mean maybe but like why should that

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do that i know i know I'm just trying to think

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of what would cause it. Please, send donations

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to this episode. We could really use some value

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for value. And if you're someone who has the

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ability to donate a pair of headphones, we are

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broke motherfuckers, and Mark's headphones suck.

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Yeah. Apparently - Mark, is that a beer behind

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you? Where? Other way. Other way. Oh, yeah, it's

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um One of my brother back bought back home. I'm

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gonna take my mic off here because I can't reach

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that far. Oh Everyone's gonna listen to that.

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I think it's when he brought back from Japan.

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No Ireland Justin ah Yeah, that's a Copa Berg

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co -pair Berg, yeah strawberry lime 4 % alcohol.

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That sounds... That sounds terrible, I'm not

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gonna lie. Yeah. Well... Was it a strawberry

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lime beer, or was it like a cider? Uh... It says

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apple cider with a taste of strawberry lime.

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Okay, I could see that being pretty good. Yeah.

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Yeah, so... As you can see, it is just me. I'm

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Alex and Mark. That's the other voice you hear.

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Gavin is busy today watching a kid. We're not

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recording on our normal recording day. At least

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not this half hour. We're going to record an

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hour tomorrow with Gavin, but I couldn't record

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an hour tomorrow and put out a half hour today

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or tomorrow. So we had to record a half hour

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somewhere. These normally would be we normally

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consider these wraps but like all we did last

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weekend was sleep and play cards yeah we had

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like probably a week later a weekend off than

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we usually have been we had like two weekends

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off yeah but did you come camping as a weekend

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off no not really was that only two weekends

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ago yeah as of right now yeah God that feels

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so much farther away. I Mean we did have like

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long week last week. So I Have had a long week

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so far this week. So it ain't getting better.

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No, I know I Still haven't taken my time off

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my roof You're pretty bad procrastinating doing

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taking that off the roof I Get home and I just

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want to go to sleep and then I like force myself

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to stay awake and play some games and Then I

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go do night checks and then I go to sleep. It's

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just that's my day right now. Hmm So I have been

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I Think this has been talked about in a previous

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episode I broke my cooler slide Yeah, I don't

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know Well, Mark broke my cooler slide. No, I'm

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pretty sure it fell apart because you'd take

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it apart to begin with. No, so I've been watching

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it for a while. There is like these plastic and

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little ball bearing things that go on top and

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bottom of that slide. It's pretty much a drawer

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slide. Yeah, well, those those little plastic

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ball bearing things have been coming out for.

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six months, and I think that you just finally

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got to the point where the last of them came

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out. I kind of feel like it was like broke on

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the trail heading to camp. I used it all weekend

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without an issue. I know. No, no, no. I think

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it was the final. OK, whatever. Anyways. But.

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So I've ordered some new, uh, just the slider

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pieces for it. Um, I plan on rebuilding that.

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I want to move my cooler down five inches so

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my wife can actually reach into it. Um, I'm going

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to do that by moving my pack out mount slash

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table to the driver's side a little bit and go

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into a narrower table. Yeah. Um, I found one

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that's 17 .5 inches wide. So like it would suck

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as a stand -up table, but it would work great

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for pullout. Yeah See I'm gonna be doing that

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probably this weekend, honestly By the way mark

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I hate the mic or the camera location on your

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new computer I know I understand now that's a

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camera angle that anyone wanted The camera is

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at the bottom of the screen. So like right now

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I'm staring at his keyboard and his touchpad.

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Yeah, I Mean I said if I laugh you want my junk

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I See his dirty little fingernails every time

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he touches the computer. Yeah. Um Yeah, I don't

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know what else we want to talk about We could

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We'll let you listeners in on a little bit. We're

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working on the black truck, which we've been

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saying we're gonna do for about four months now

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Yeah, I expect you to hold us to it and we're

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gonna work on it this weekend Yeah, we kind of

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ended up trying to get put together for Friendsgiving.

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So that got put off because of that and Then

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we just had one hell of a winter so far this

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year. Yeah. Well, this weekend, we're working

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on the **** black truck and the listeners just

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have to hold us to it. You got anything you plan

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on doing in the next few months? Gonna reorganize

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my bed cuz like you said, As of right now, you

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don't actually have a spare tire anymore the

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spare tire that you were using you don't have

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that set on so it might as well get out of the

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bed and then I'm really thinking of doing that.

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Um, I Don't remember what it's technically called,

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but you know how the spare carrier I sent you

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the spare tire shelf. Yeah, pretty much a shelf

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I was trying to think what technically would

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be called Yeah, it's just some tubes Mounted

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to his bed rails and then a spare tire sits on

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top of it. Yeah, it's really sick. Yes I've been

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it's a good idea. Yeah, I've been going over

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in my head how to do the bed getting rid of that

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one tire So we don't need two tires anymore And

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I'm like trying to think of how to get more storage

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out of it So yeah, I've got I've got a tire swing

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I just picked up. I think it's a little too small

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for my truck. Hmm, so I don't think it'll work

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but I Did buy one Yeah, so we'll see what happens

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with that But I do need to come up with something

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cuz I need to start carrying my own spare tire.

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Yeah It's not fair to make you do all the hard

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work. No, I Mean it looks cool, but It's just

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so impractical. We've barely had to use that

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other spare tire, so. But what happens when we

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do have to use it? Yeah. You don't use a spare

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tire until you need it. True. I'm looking to

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see if anyone even makes a spare tire carrier

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that I can just buy and weld on. Hoping these

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headphones last for this. Hear it chime me like

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it's trying to die on me. Oh My we need to just

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buy you some damn headphones Yeah, these aren't

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the ones I was looking for the ones I thought

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I had I apparently got rid of and forgot about

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so I got my brother's old pair Freaking razors

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or something like that. I Mean they're better

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than nothing. Yeah, I Just keep hearing charming

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like it's trying to die on me. So hopefully I

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don't have issues coming up here Okay, so I found

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an ARB spare tire carrier for a grand. Oh god

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Yeah, that's a little more than I want to spend.

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Yeah Here's one for a Jeep from Warren for 746

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Still like at least $400 more than I want to

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spend. Mm -hmm Okay, what's on marketplace marketplace

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is generally the savior yeah see what else happened

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uh really i haven't done anything off road but

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i did put a i9 in my computer and that's pretty

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exciting and i cleaned my office again so like

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It doesn't look like a despicable place to be

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anymore. Yep, I'll say. I mean, this angle, that

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desk looks really, really clean right now. Well,

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I cleaned it off, and then everyone wanted to

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build computers on my desk. But yeah, look, Mark,

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look. Boom. Yeah. Nice. And there's the two computers

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that made my desk a mess twice. Mm -hmm. See

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them down there, down underneath? Did you ever

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get a friend's computer figured out? Yeah, no

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we have to wait three to four weeks for the company

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to send him new RAM. Oh, I forgot about that

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conversation with him Yeah, cuz they He bought

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brand new DDR5 used them for a week and then

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they died So they had to be are made out and

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he's got new ones on the way Got you Yeah, pretty

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shitty Man, it'd be cool if I could just find

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like a surf spare tire carrier and mount it to

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the body. That would be cool. Wouldn't we have

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to like reinforce a back panel or something like

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that? Probably, but like my truck's a fucking

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rust bucket anyway, what's it matter? We'll just

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weld some reinforcement plates on the outside

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and call it a fucking day. True. Those are good.

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Okay, I found I Found a spare tire carrier for

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$300 in Grand Rapids. Oh God, it's a Smittybilt

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It The price is good. Yeah It's I'm gonna send

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it to you it's really ugly which way you're sending

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it All right element of course See what other

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stuff has happened Oh, I had to rescue marks

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password off our server It took me four days

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to do it because when I set this up I told these

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guys Don't forget your password. I can't recover

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them. It's really hard, right? What do you think

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with knowledge like that? You'd remember your

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password. I did remember it Then why couldn't

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you log in? I don't know I typed in silver taco

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14 like you said, but it didn't work or some

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odd reason The password was silver taco 14 with

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a capital S capital T Why was there a capital

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T? I don't know now Now that you've given your

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password away on the internet for everyone to

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hear. Oh, that's not even the password anymore,

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anyways. No, it's not the password for that.

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It's also your Instagram handle, so what's the

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matter? Yeah. But yeah, no, that's all saved

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and fixed. That literally three days of fighting

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with a database to get it to let me correct that

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password, dude. Three fucking days. Then I had

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to get a hold of Josh of all people Be like bro.

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What the hell did we do with this database? Because

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neither of us could remember what we did. It's

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also made me realize that our chat communication

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server is Like three years out of date Yeah You

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tell me to like computer every day It's still

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on It's so far out of date that we can't even

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update it back to current So like I might rebuild

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it I don't know if I do it'll be a lot better

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and I'll make sure I can get everybody's passwords

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for him Since passwords are hard apparently Mark

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I found your problem. It's an RSI smart cap adventure

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series. It's only $2 ,500 A solution to all your

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problems. It's a really cool topper. Oh, it's

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probably not for your truck, though. I didn't

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look. Probably not. Six foot bed. Yeah, not for

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me. For your brother, though. He would never

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spend $2 ,500 on that. Well, that's how much

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they want for it. I don't even see a price yet.

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Where do you see a price at? The one I just sent

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you it's a 2 ,500 bucks. Where at? I don't see

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your price anywhere. Oh, never mind. I found

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it. The page was not scrolling up where I wanted

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to. I was scrolling the description. Well, I

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hate to cut you listeners short, but like we

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didn't got no updates for you. We got no content

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to give you. So we'll cut it here at 60 minutes

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and... Hope that is good enough. Hope you guys

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get some enjoyment out of that. So we'll catch

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you guys later later