Welcome to Botches Off -Road. Join us as we talk
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to do with the outdoors. And I got it right this
time. I didn't fuck it up like I did the last
two episodes. Yeah. Well, this is going to be
a fun one. We're, at least for the first half
hour of this episode, we're announcing a little
challenge we're going to be doing. The man who
is going to be the judge of our challenge, Mr.
Duncan McCloud. Dougie, your name, right? Yes,
sir. Yep, that's right. So we're doing the 5K
Overland Challenge. The goal is that you've got
five grand and you've got to build out a rig
with everything you need to do an overlanding
trip. But you have to pretend that your vehicle
can be any year, but you have to pretend it's
like 1885. So there's no roads, nothing. So you
got to have something that's fairly capable.
You have to have a way to cook, a way to be self
-sufficient. So a way to hunt. I mean, we'll
go through the rules here in a little bit, at
least for the most part. But yeah, I think this
is going to be a fun one. Yeah. You don't have
to actually buy anything. We're just doing like.
Screenshots. All right, everybody, take that
alone. Five grand. Let's get it done. I'm going
to add a link to the challenge rules in the show
notes, and there will be a link in that document
that sends you to like an example of how to format
your submissions. I guess with that being said,
we are going to open this up to listener submissions.
This episode comes out on. July 1st. Oh, look
at that. July 1st this episode will drop. So
you need to have your submissions in by July
8th for us to judge them. Whoever we think has
the best submission from a listener, we'll send
them a sticker or something. Yep. Five grand
cash. Yeah, five grand cash. Sure. And the winner
is... The winner is Alex McKinley. Oh, wild.
Not insider at all. Rigged. I am going to win
this, just so you guys know. I'll be the judge
of that, literally. So, we'll see. I like having
this non -partial judge, because if Alex was
the judge, of course he'd... Oh, I would win
100%. That's why I had to find us a non -partial
judge. I found a weird one, so... yeah i mean
most unique is one of the ways to get points
um so i'll kind of how do we how do we want to
do this i'll read a rule gavin reads a rule is
that what we want to do it oh yeah You could
do like 10 rules. I was going to say, you made
up them. I was going to say, do like 10 rules
at a time or something because that will take
forever for us to all play hopscotch through
it. We do have rules written up, and we'll go
through those now, I guess. So rule number one,
they have to have 34 -inch tires or larger. I'm
not going to say 35s because if you find a 34
.6. It's a lot less money than a 35, but gives
you about the same benefit. You have to have
a way to cook, obviously. You have to have a
way to hunt. Now, remember, it's 1885, so you
got to have a way to shoot something to eat it.
Wait, are we pretending it's 1885 technology,
too? No. Like, we're just trapped into this world
with a 2000s truck or something. Yeah. We time
traveled. It was fun trying to talk to him about
this one. I was going to say, because there's
not, if you're an 1885, you're pretty limited
on what you're going to use. So we are doing
an expedition into an area that has absolutely
no support whatsoever anywhere. Okay. That's
a little better. Whatever money you, yeah. So
you could bring it. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah.
So when I say 1885, that's just, there's no support
whatsoever for what we've got. I'm thinking,
I'm like, yeah, so I could do like a musket or
bow. Ironically, that might be my weapon. A muzzleloader.
The tires have to realistically clear the body
on the vehicle. You know, you're not going to
get a all -wheel drive Subaru and throw 37s on
it, realistically. Four under five grand. Four
under five grand, Gavin. It's not going to happen.
This is why I was upset we couldn't do all -wheel
drive, because I was going to go fucking crazy.
You have to have a bathroom setup that allows
you to pack in, pack out. Obviously, whatever
environment we're going to be in for this challenge,
it's not going to have a lot of human interaction,
so we don't want to disturb the biome. You have
to have a way to pack out your trash, even if
you're just throwing it in the bed of your truck,
just a way to pack it out. A way to carry water,
obviously that's important. You know, we need
water. You have to have a way to store food that
is bear -ish proof. I mean, I'm not saying you
got to spend the money on a bear -proof box,
but if you got like a Yeti cooler or a packout
cooler or something, or even a cooler and threw
a ratchet strap over it, we'll call that good
enough. Yeah, question. What's the question?
If it's inside a vehicle, does that count? Because
that's bearish proof. Yes. Okay. Yes, inside
the vehicle counts. Five gallons of gas reserve,
as in you have to be able to carry a five -gallon
jug of gas somehow. A GMRS radio. Some type of
nav that you actually know how to use. If you
know how to use a map and a... I can't even think
of the word of it right now. Compass? I do, though.
It comes in the army. I don't have to name them.
If you know how to use a map and a compass, then
use a map and compass. You can buy a map and
compass. It's fine. Otherwise... If we use a
program, do we have to include subscription price?
I was just getting there. The cost of Onyx does
count. That's Porsche. Okay. I'm going to have
to watch some videos with those 50 % off links.
Hey, that works. As long as you can prove it.
Basic set of tools. So, you know, sockets, wrenches,
the basic stuff. I'm not looking for all of us
to have, like, ball joint presses and shit in
our trucks. But as long as you have a decent
amount of sockets and stuff. And these are the
rules, not the, this is the bare minimum of what
you need. Spares for common issues with the vehicle
you choose. So, you know, if you get a third
gen 4Runner, ball joints, CV axes, that stuff.
Spare third gen 4Runner. Yeah, I was going to
say. If it's a Subie, like head gaskets, a new
engine. You have to have a way to start a fire.
Obviously a lighter from the gas station works
really. There is an option for most unique. You
have to have somewhere to sleep and your bedding.
A tent, a truck cap, your back seat, some way
for you to lay down and be comfortable -ish.
Vehicle has to be able to travel at least 45
miles per hour. That's not that hard. I think
all vehicles really can, but that was the way
that I could keep us from getting, like, lawnmowers
or go -karts. Boo. Can't use any parts, tools,
or gear that you already own. So I can't say
I have a swag, so I'm taking the swag. If I want
a swag, I have to buy a swag. Yeah. Oh, okay.
I thought you meant, like, you can't use packouts
because you have packouts already. It has to
be all new, like, gear. It does, yeah. If I want
packouts, I got to buy packouts. Yeah, but I
thought you meant, like, if you wanted packouts
but you already own them, you have to try to
pick a different kind of storage solution. No,
not that. Just you have to include the price
of whatever you choose. You can't just say, I
own it so it works. Yeah, you're buying it all
fresh. Yep. The items have to realistically fit
in your vehicle. So you can't go get, like, a
Suzuki X90, add no storage space to it, and expect
to have all your gear in there. It just isn't
going to happen. Yep. And the vehicle has to
be within 250 miles of your house, give or take
a mile. Okay. Here, we'll do it this way. minus
one point per 10 miles over. Okay, there you
go. Mine just so happened to be like 251 miles
away, so I was really hoping that we could be
a little fluid. I think I'd let you squeak by
with that. I mean, I could walk the truck. before
i start it like just move house just move closer
yeah just say your address is mine maybe that'll
be all right i guess i can't use my workspace
actually is yeah okay never mind it's already
cedar springs all right so if someone else wants
to read the point structure i'll just read it
because i know how it works yeah so the point
structure um Whoever has the most points wins
obviously you get one point for having the heaviest
vehicle You get one point for having the lightest
vehicle you get minus one point for the least
amount of storage Plus two for the most amount
of storage plus two for the biggest tires plus
two for the most horsepower minus two for the
vehicle with the most rust now This is one we
got to talk about, right? Because the vehicle
I'm buying is kind of rusty, but I'm cutting
most of the rust off to be able to put the tires
on. So does the rust still count against me?
Yeah, I think it's at purchase. I mean, we could
all do rust removal type. But I'm specifically
cutting it off to clear tires. Okay, how about
this? You have to include everything that you
would need to do that, like grinder, disc. Okay,
I like that. Shop labor. Shop labor. So, $100
an hour. Ouch. All right. Because that would
make sense, right? Yeah, no, it's good. Anything
to, like, modify. Quick question for the... What's
up? Do we need a title? We're going to need...
Number one. Must be able to be registered. Yeah,
I was going to say, if it has to drive 45 miles
on the road, it's probably going to have to have
a title of some sort. That was a good one. Yeah,
I was going to say, I don't think we're going
to include the title fees onto it because it
would just be robbery. It would be impossible
to even figure out. I'm calling State Farm tomorrow
to see how much it's going to cost to get my
car insured. The sad part is I just shot myself
in the foot with that one, but I thought I might
as well ring it up. you could have got away with
it too if we had to put it in um and then i did
forget to say this if you break a rule or miss
a requirement it's minus three points so if you
don't have a way to cook you lose three points
um if yeah so that's important to put out there
uh and then the most capable cooking setup and
by most capable cooking setup i mean The person
with the ability to cook the most different types
of food. So a pan, a grill, a pot, you know,
the most different types of food capability is
how we'll figure that one out. That's plus three
points. The fastest theoretical camping setup
time. So from parking your truck to setup, the
fastest theoretical time is plus five points.
um the most unique setup is plus five the cheapest
overall price is also plus five the most prepared
in a mechanical failure situation so this is
going to be the guy with the most spares for
his vehicle the most tools to fix said spares
you know that guy he's going to get plus 10 and
the most prepared in general so the guy who you
know has the most comfortable sounding setup
has the best cooking setup. Maybe he's got the
best hunting setup. That guy is going to get
a plus 10. Are we including points for rules
1 through 21, like one point for each rule that
you do? They do not count. Right. So if you have
less than a 35 -inch tire, you lose one point
per inch under 34. I think I've got another one
like that. If your vehicle is 250 miles away
from the house, you lose one point per 10 miles
over. Yeah, I was just curious if the rules were
one point each. So, like, if you did all one
through 21, you'd have 21 points to start. We
could do that. Yeah. Because there's not a lot
for the point structure. There's not a lot. Well,
you lose three points for every rule you miss.
Right, so it's kind of a gamble. Like if you
do purposely want to miss one of them for one
reason or another. Then you're losing three points.
Right, but you could gain it somewhere else.
You know, like that kind of thing. Yeah, we can
do that. You start out automatically with 21
points, and then for every one you miss, you
lose three. Yeah. And then, yeah, we could do
that. I like that. Yeah, because if you start
out at the heaviest vehicle and stuff like that,
you could be put into the negatives pretty quick
if you don't get chosen for any of these for
the point structure, because there's not a lot
of them. Yeah, no. I like that. Well, that was
my next thing. Is there anything we want to add
to the point structure? Hmm. heaviest, lightest,
least most, smallest tires. Do we want to do
minus points for that one? Yeah. Oh, shoot. Can
I not add to this? Hold up. Technical difficulties.
One second. I think if you right -click, you
should be able to add it. And so that's sail
blow. And so that's row blow. Oh, there it is.
So what, minus two for smallest seller? Yeah.
All right. Anything else we want to add? Cleanest
vehicle. Yeah, maybe cleanest. Yeah, that's a
good one. Or I'll just put least rust. Just say,
do we want to add one that's like... amount of
overall work needed to be put into it. You know
what I mean? Like turnkey. You could do least
rust slash most turnkey, essentially. I think
turnkey would have to be its own. Because I could
get a rust -free vehicle, but it could have a
lot of work. But I like that. Yeah, you know,
turnkey already has a lift. You know, already
has the tires. Something like that. Okay, I like
that. Hmm. Do we want to minus points for how
much work you have to put into it as far as,
like, labor or... I don't think so. He's trying
to count out his labor, the cost of labor, and
then the negative points. He's like, I don't
know. The labor on my rig is very minimal, so
I'll just say that. It is very, very minimal.
Oh, look, guys, you can see a Mercy in the background.
Yeah, I see a black shadow, but yeah. I mean,
that's a good start if we think of anything while
we're looking. Yeah, I think that's a good starting
point. I'm going to... We can lowball, correct,
as long as we have the screenshot of him accepting
the price? Oh, gosh. God. No. Right? Yeah. Oh,
no. If we lowball the guy and he says yes, that's
accepted price. We don't want to annoy someone
because of a challenge and we're not actually
looking at the vehicle. I mean, if he goes low
enough, I might - Rule 22, must go off asking
price. Damn it. There, I shot myself in the foot.
Would you take 500, sure? When I was setting
mine up, I thought about messaging someone and
lowballing them, and I was like, man, I don't
want to waste someone's time for something I'm
not going to buy. I get it. I just think it's
kind of like the necessary evil of Marketplace.
You don't have to pay for it, and instead you
get all these shitty messages. Nah. Nah, I think
that's fair. that's fair that's fair yeah i don't
think we got any other rules that are really
necessary i think we covered most of the basics
oh most most and least fuel efficient we didn't
do recovery gear well i figured that would be
part of it as part of like must include recovery
gear even if it's just a strap we have to include
it Yeah. So would we want to say, like, potentially
put in the most prepared if they get stuck or
something like that? Yeah, most prepared in what?
In general or most prepared in recovery situations?
I think do one for each. Yeah, because, I mean,
if we got someone who's got the best food, the
best camping setup, the... Best recovery situation.
I mean, that's the guy who's most prepared in
general. That's just a free 10 points. Yeah.
Well, most prepared in general and recovery situation,
you're most likely going to have most prepared
in mechanical failure situation, too. So that's
kind of like a automatic loss for everybody else.
Let's do plus two points for that one, then.
Or plus one. Because, yeah, you're right. You're
right. Because that's just an easy way to like
30 points. There's no way anybody's going to
be able to top that on top of the 23. I don't
think I would double them up. I think you'd be
way over budget if you were most prepared in
all three of those. I think most prepared in
general would be like a nice well -rounded one.
Mechanical failure situation, I would definitely
look at the person who definitely had the most
parts and the most tools. And then most prepared
for recovery, I would look at the person with
the best gear and stuff like that. Right. So
you think take most prepared and mechanical failure
out of there? I say leave it in. Okay. Yeah.
And then most prayer in recovery, put that in
as well. Yeah. I mean, I'd be okay with that
being like plus five. Yeah. Plus three, because
that is important. I just don't know if. Well,
do we want to change the two plus tens to plus
threes then make them all plus threes? Yeah.
Make them. Yeah. That are plus fives for them.
Make them a little less crazy. A little less
overpowered. And then do we want to do, like,
most off -road capable in there or something?
Yeah. I mean, that would be the most off -road
capable after all is said and done. What would
we make that one? Wait, in that situation, what's
the off -road terrain? Well, you said it's, like,
traveling in remote wilderness, so. Yeah, but
is it a desert? Is it a swamp? It would be all
of them. I think all of them, yeah. Yeah, I'd
be looking for the vehicle that seems like it
took out just about a five -day trip. We just
came across the gauntlet biome. Yeah. Northern
Michigan in spring. Well, in that case, as long
as you can winch yourself out, you don't got
to worry about the getting stuck part. So, yeah,
I'm good with this. I think this is a good list,
and I think it's a relevant conversation because
there have definitely been buddies of mine I'm
friends with who we go camping with, and they
want to get into doing this kind of stuff, and
I think everyone's worried about breaking the
bank, and I think this is going to prove that
you can go out and have fun at camp and do stuff
without a whole bunch of money. Which reminds
me, that does remind me, we have to do our $100
camp challenge too this year. We do. My June...
Are my July and August are swapped? Yes. Yeah.
Thank you. I don't think I could afford that.
I know we were talking about doing botches yearly
in September. Let's push that back to October.
Yeah, I think that'll be great. Changing of the
leaves, too. And then we'll do the $100 camp
challenge one weekend in September. Yeah. Okey
-doke. My, I have one boss that told me I'm not
good. Okay. I won't say names in case one of
them listened to this, but I had a boss tell
me, fuck them guys. Take a weekend off every
month. So I definitely woke up people to do like
summer hours. They'll take Fridays off and just
try and do like 10 hour days. Monday through
Thursday. I got, if I could do that, I would.
I know. Yeah. So I, With that, I'm going to take
it and run with it. I already asked for a weekend
off in July. I've got vacation in August. Both
of the ones for a buddy's bachelor party, which
is Drummond Island. So you'll get some of that
coming up. And then the other is for that same
buddy's wedding. So, yeah. They weren't not going
to let me take that off because I was taking
it either way. Yeah, that's like with my previous
job. They're like, yeah, sorry, we can't approve
your sister -in -law's wedding. I'm like, oh,
I wasn't asking. I'm sorry. This was my sister
-in -law's wedding. They typically only have
one. Yeah, exactly. I'm not asking. I'm telling
you I'm taking that day off. Actually, is it
typically only have one? We hope they only have
one. Knock on wood. Yeah. Well, this would be
actually number two, but who's counting? Only
the first one with this guy, right? Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, this one's probably going
to stick. I hope so. For her sake. For everyone's.
Yeah, they do. But, yeah, I think this is a good
list. I think... Like I said, obviously this
is kind of like a fantasy scenario, so you could
honestly do the camping thing for way less than
$5 ,000, especially in Michigan. I could build
out a decently capable Michigan rig for $2 ,800
if I didn't care about it. Yeah. And basically
all you're going to do is buy a pre -built XJ
and then just spend the rest of the money. on
doing the repairs needed for it. Even so, for
$2 ,800, I can go get a single -cab longbed F
-350 and wheel a full -size in Michigan because,
honestly, 90 % of Michigan you can do in a four
-wheel drive full -size pickup. Definitely. Yeah.
And now Drummond Island, too. Thank you, Daniel.
Now Drummond Island as well, yep. I had to say
it. I had to say it. I had to say it. Speaking
of DNR and story time, we went up to, what was
it? Of course, I can't remember the state park,
but state park up there by Graylings. It was
Hartwick Pines. And we were talking to the lady,
and she was complimenting us on her truck. And,
oh, my gosh, you guys look like you're ready
for anything, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like,
yeah, yeah, yeah, we're camping in Dispersed.
And we just kind of want to check this out. And
she goes. Yeah, she's like, I love your stickers.
She goes, oh, you even have a DNR sticker. She's
like, that's so sweet. You guys support the DNR.
And I'm like, oh, yeah. I was like, of course.
But we're going to get going. It was nice talking
to you. Yeah, and I drove by before she could
read it. And I looked at Sienna and I go, oh,
maybe. Maybe those stickers weren't the best
idea. It's just a conversation. I support the
idea. It's just a conversation I don't want to
have with a worker or a DNR officer. Every time
I wear that shirt, someone asks me, oh, so you're
a big fan of the DNR? And I'm like, read it again.
Yeah, I only wear that sweatshirt when I'm camping
and with other people that understand it because
I've worn the mire once. and was getting eyeballed
and i'm like you can obviously tell i don't work
at the dnr so what am i doing so i'm like yeah
we're not gonna i don't want to attract that
attention to me it's like our botches uh hawaiian
shirts i don't wear that normally that is a solely
botches event type shirt Yeah, that's an attracted,
unwanted attention shirt. It was really cool
watching Busted DeBilt's video and seeing all
our Hawaiian shirts in it. It was pretty fun.
Yeah, Busted DeBilt's videos were actually pretty
cool watching those. Those really let some inside
views on the whole Leatherwood trails. Yeah,
I'm excited to see what Scott from Trail Expeditions
puts out. Yeah, I've just been binging a bunch
of his stuff. Not enough that I'm going to pay
for a membership. Not that I don't want to support
Scott. I love Scott, but I'm very broke. Yeah,
no, same. I did the same thing. I kept clicking
on it. I'm like, what did I do? Why isn't this
playing? And then I actually read it, and I'm
like, ah. Oh. I don't love that Ronald. Like,
it'd be cool if he could do value for value somehow,
where you just send him money when you think
he's doing great. You know, like us, listeners,
please send us money. But, you know, it is what
it is. It's a beggar on the street. He's that
guy with the cardboard cutout on the on -ramp.
Hey, man, this shit costs money. Oh, very true.
I don't expect anyone to send us money, but the
option's there. You can send us money. Please.
I was really hoping to find like $100 ,000 in
drug money in that Yeti I found, but lo and behold,
it was just Sharkucci throwaways. Oh, shit. Actually,
you know what? I'm totally going to pay for his
thing. It's only $2 .99 a month. Oh. How the
turns have tabled. For $24 .99, you can have
a monthly group call with him. For $49 .99, you'll
get special shout -outs. For $99 .99... Andy?
You get your company logo placed at the beginning
of every trip video. Oh, it's sponsored? Yeah.
Sponsored by Botches Off -Road. That'd be kind
of cool. We should do it like one time. And then
he reads out the one episode where you fucked
up the intro. Yeah. Welcome to Botches Off -Road.
Join us as we take trips. Fuck, we're just going
to do it like this. There we go. I paid for it,
so now I can binge the three episodes that are
from Leatherwood. torrented i mean i do i do
have a thing that auto put it on jellyfin it
actually that's what i'm working on right now
is making sure it can go on jellyfin chris will
never talk to you again scott for 2 .99 you assholes
scott yes sorry thinking of chris hall because
i do have a way to download uh stuff as soon
as they air so yeah that's happening now Oh,
shoot. It doesn't look like I can make it. Never
mind. I lied, guys. I can't make it auto -download
it, so I can't steal it for you guys. Sorry.
It's okay. I'm not too upset about it. Yeah,
no. We definitely have a secret group media server
that has lots and lots and lots of stuff on it.
Hopefully a new movie soon. Oh, hey, yeah. Remind
me to do that as soon as we're done with this,
because I need to download that. Yeah. It's super
good, and I will watch it tonight if it gets
downloaded, from what I've seen. I don't know.
I saw a Raptor, what is it, an F -35? I don't
know what the newest ones are. I saw it go really
low through a street, and it kicked up dust clouds
on the side, and I was like, that's sick. Yeah.
I don't know. It's like one of those things like
Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick. I just love the
Jets, man. Speaking of Top Gun, who thought it
was cool that the entire plot of Top Gun was
acted out in real life? That is badass. Right?
It is so cool. I liked the Top Gun. Say what
you want about... The whole political sphere
right now, I don't care. The mission that those
pilots did, that was fucking incredible. Yeah.
They have 40 hours. They're a buster, man. They
said 40 hours flight time. Yeah. Yeah, and multiple
refuels on the way too, man. Air refuels. Air
refuels are hard. Yeah, exactly. How many B -2s
did they have? It was like two? No, way more
than two. I think it was four. I want to say
it was, like, almost six. Oh, it might have been.
It might have been six, and then it had a bunch
of support aircraft. It had a bunch of 5th and
4th and 5th. Seven. Seven. Seven. Yeah. $7 billion
just chilling up there in the sky. Wait, it's
a billion each one, right? That's the cost of
each B -2 is a billion dollars? Roughly, yeah.
So, also. The fact that we almost went to World
War III and it de -escalated all since our last
episode, that is cool. I don't know. I've heard
about that, and then I'm like, well, every president
has done strikes like that. I mean, maybe not
to that extent. No, to that extent. But everyone's
done tomahawks, and I think every president's
done it that had the capability. I mean, most
presidents, I'm specifically talking Obama here,
did way worse in his first four years. Way fucking
worse. Like, Trump barely scratched the surface
on what Obama did in his first four years. I
don't know. All I have to say is now, all of
a sudden, my TikTok feed is flooded with, like,
B -2 stealth bombers, like, thirst trap videos.
You know what I mean? Like, they got the B -2s
flying, and they got music, like, montages of
them. And I'm like, dude, this is amazing. Yeah,
they said... I have to watch Top Gun again. It
says $2 .1 billion per plane, and in 2010, they
estimated it was $135 grand per flight hour.
Woo! So... That was, like, 18 hours or so of
flight. 40. 40? I was trying to remember. Mm
-hmm. So, yeah, like I said, say what you want
about the political sphere. I don't care. What
those guys did, what those guys did was amazing.
Sick. Makes the parade look cheap, though. Oh,
maybe. All right, we're getting too political
here, guys. The parade was sick, too. I watched
a lot of that. No, I think the parade was sick.
I don't see a reason why we shouldn't flaunt
our military and praise it. I think we should
have one of these every five years. Well, if
it makes you feel better, we've got another one
coming up. Is it the Marines? I don't know if
it's the Marines or the Navy that comes up first.
Probably the Navy. The Navy's been around longer,
hasn't it? The Army, maybe. 250 years. Well,
I don't know about the Marines. Marines are 252,
right? Or 250 as well? Oh, really? 1775, you
said? I don't know why I thought that they were
constructed in the 40s. Well, maybe I'm thinking
of, like, the Special Forces. Or the Air Force?
No, I'm thinking of, like... They had specific
units of people that would come in from the water,
from the beaches. Navy SEALs? Yeah, that's what
I'm thinking of, I think. Well, I know the Navy's
celebration is coming up in October. When is
your guys's? What month? the marines marines
are november isn't it yep november 10th yep yeah
my uh speaking of marines and first marriages
i got a buddy i got a buddy that fell in love
with this girl and they got married for one week
and she cheated on him it's so bad guys it's
so bad but we told him we told him that's too
quick They got married, and a week later, she
cheated on him. It was the fastest marriage I've
ever seen. The fastest I've ever seen was my
roommate in Fort Huachuca married a girl after
knowing her for one month for the benefits, and
he cheated on her within two months, and then
after that, it was like a year of them just trying
to figure out how to get divorced. Like, it was
messy. It was bad. Oh, yeah, he knew this girl
for three weeks. married her week four jesus
christ and then it was like week five or week
six she was like yeah i'm uh i can't leave my
kid and my ex and uh she went back to them and
it was like damn now now anytime he tries to
like roast us we always have that in our pocket
it's like i uh i should have waited four days
to join the army Because my Army birthday is
June 10th, and the Army's birthday is June 14th.
Like, it's right there. Yep. I screwed up. I
could have had my Army birthday and the Army's
birthday be the same day. And then when the Army
has parades for their birthday, I could claim
they're for me. Yeah. That's totally how that
works. Back when I used to say GMC was made after
me. Because my name used to be Gavin Michael
Cornell. Oh, my God. Can't track me now, though.
I changed my last name and middle name. On that
note, guys, we'll call it here. But, yeah, 5K
Truck Challenge. I'll have the rules listed in
the description below. I'll post it on the Facebook
page. Any listener that wants to be looked at
for the possibility of having a sticker, make
sure that you have your... I'm making sure I
have the right dates here. Make sure that you
have your listing in by July 8th. July 8th is
the deadline for that. We are going to do our
end of challenge. We'll end on July 2nd, but
we record a week in advance, so that's why that's
like that. Get them in by July 8th, and we will
pick our favorite and send you a sticker of some
kind. Maybe it'll just be Gavin's rainbow truck.
Who knows? Yeah. Catch you guys later. Later.
Yeah, we'll see you later.