WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.719 If someone says, oh, honey, no, no, no, no, no, 00:00:04.719 --> 00:00:09.300 no. I think you are genuinely concerned for the 00:00:09.300 --> 00:00:10.900 stupidity of the person that you're talking to. 00:00:13.039 --> 00:00:17.719 Welcome to the show, people. Welcome to the show. 00:00:23.579 --> 00:00:32.740 Eat my shorts. So here. is to conversation. Tranquility 00:00:32.740 --> 00:00:55.299 base here. The angle has landed. Alright, welcome 00:00:55.299 --> 00:01:00.909 to Cash Exchange. Welcome. What's up? Not much. 00:01:01.030 --> 00:01:05.510 We are hosting a little bit more sporadically 00:01:05.510 --> 00:01:08.430 with the holidays coming up. There's a lot going 00:01:08.430 --> 00:01:11.769 on, I think, for both of us. There definitely 00:01:11.769 --> 00:01:16.310 is. But we'll try to keep on track as much as 00:01:16.310 --> 00:01:21.090 we can. We also have a new project in the works 00:01:21.090 --> 00:01:24.030 that I'm pretty excited about that is along the 00:01:24.030 --> 00:01:26.890 same lines as last month's low -budget horror 00:01:26.890 --> 00:01:29.780 movies. We do. I'm pretty... Pretty excited for 00:01:29.780 --> 00:01:33.140 it, too. But I don't know if I'm as excited because 00:01:33.140 --> 00:01:37.840 this one takes a little more motivation. Mental 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:42.680 fortitude. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm excited for it 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:48.719 to happen. So we'll keep you posted. Stay tuned. 00:01:49.019 --> 00:01:52.340 That we will. All right. Before we get into today's 00:01:52.340 --> 00:01:59.640 episode, I have a bit of a tale. to tell and 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:04.519 I'm curious what your input is on it okay so 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:08.379 as I usually am I'm out and about not in my not 00:02:08.379 --> 00:02:11.560 in my own neck of the woods and I found myself 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:17.659 needing to go to Walmart at a later time than 00:02:17.659 --> 00:02:19.840 I usually do I mean none of them are open 24 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.240 hours anymore so the three o 'clock trips and 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:26.169 seeing all those People, doesn't happen anymore. 00:02:26.389 --> 00:02:28.990 But this was close to 11 when they closed. I 00:02:28.990 --> 00:02:33.030 went in and my face has been like real itchy. 00:02:33.150 --> 00:02:39.830 So I needed some beard safe lotion for my face. 00:02:40.090 --> 00:02:45.330 And if you have been in most Walmarts recently, 00:02:45.729 --> 00:02:51.550 you know that they moved all of the like. hair 00:02:51.550 --> 00:02:54.210 care products, not like shampoos and stuff, but 00:02:54.210 --> 00:02:58.210 like all the beard stuff, all the razors, all 00:02:58.210 --> 00:03:02.129 the makeup, all the nail polish and stuff like 00:03:02.129 --> 00:03:04.509 that. It's in its own little section and it has 00:03:04.509 --> 00:03:08.430 its own little register. And they say, Hey, you 00:03:08.430 --> 00:03:10.409 can't leave here without paying for that. And 00:03:10.409 --> 00:03:11.889 I don't, I don't know what the point of that 00:03:11.889 --> 00:03:13.750 is. I just put it in my basket and just keep 00:03:13.750 --> 00:03:16.030 walking. Most of the time they don't say anything. 00:03:16.229 --> 00:03:19.419 So I don't know. This Walmart that I went to 00:03:19.419 --> 00:03:24.500 had one of those quarantined off sections. And 00:03:24.500 --> 00:03:27.139 I'm walking up to it and I get to the little 00:03:27.139 --> 00:03:31.159 entrance by the register. And there's an elderly 00:03:31.159 --> 00:03:36.000 woman, probably about 75, just putting stuff 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:38.699 back from a basket. I guess it's just like stuff 00:03:38.699 --> 00:03:42.520 whenever lazy people pick something up and then 00:03:42.520 --> 00:03:44.300 just drop it off some other part of the store. 00:03:45.259 --> 00:03:47.419 The stalkers just put it all in a basket and 00:03:47.419 --> 00:03:49.599 then those get sectioned off to their departments. 00:03:49.699 --> 00:03:51.699 And then it's up to the person in that department 00:03:51.699 --> 00:03:53.479 to figure out where everything goes and put everything 00:03:53.479 --> 00:03:56.680 back. That's what she was doing. I walk in and 00:03:56.680 --> 00:04:01.539 I am trying to find what I'm looking for. There's 00:04:01.539 --> 00:04:03.259 one that I've been using, but I want to branch 00:04:03.259 --> 00:04:05.939 out, maybe see what else the world has to offer. 00:04:06.020 --> 00:04:08.580 So I'm just standing there staring at all these 00:04:08.580 --> 00:04:13.240 beard products. And then these two ladies probably. 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:19.019 early 20s, I would guess, start walking up towards 00:04:19.019 --> 00:04:25.699 me and they're on the, I'm at like a corner. 00:04:25.819 --> 00:04:27.920 I'm looking at one side, they're looking at the 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:30.079 other side. The side that I'm looking at with 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:31.819 all the beard stuff just has shelves that you 00:04:31.819 --> 00:04:34.420 can just grab whatever you want and take it to 00:04:34.420 --> 00:04:38.300 that weird loan register or just sneak it out 00:04:38.300 --> 00:04:40.060 and go pay for it up front with everything else. 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:43.579 But the section that they're looking at, Is behind 00:04:43.579 --> 00:04:48.399 glass. Okay. If you have seen these sections 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:52.040 in Walmart, if everything isn't behind glass, 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:55.560 then there's a certain section of products that 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:58.399 is behind glass. Do you know what section that 00:04:58.399 --> 00:05:00.079 usually is? If it's the only one behind glass? 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:03.899 Anything made for a person of color. Okay. Come 00:05:03.899 --> 00:05:08.160 on. That is a legitimate thing. They put specific 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:12.139 kinds of like hair care products and skin. Tones 00:05:12.139 --> 00:05:14.540 and things behind glass. Okay. Well, at this 00:05:14.540 --> 00:05:18.720 Walmart, they did not. Okay. The jerry curl stuff 00:05:18.720 --> 00:05:23.220 was right next to the white people shampoo. The 00:05:23.220 --> 00:05:26.420 12 and 1s. Head and shoulders. Yeah. 12 and 1s. 00:05:26.420 --> 00:05:30.120 God. So, if it's not a racist Walmart, then what's 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:33.079 behind the glass? I don't know. The sex stuff. 00:05:33.319 --> 00:05:37.480 All the sex stuff. And just as a side note, I 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:43.620 have a problem. With a portion of it. There's 00:05:43.620 --> 00:05:46.819 a there's certain sex things that should not 00:05:46.819 --> 00:05:49.100 be behind glass. They should not. There should 00:05:49.100 --> 00:05:52.079 not be a barrier to purchase. Don't get me wrong. 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:54.839 I know why it's there. But there shouldn't be 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:58.360 a barrier to purchase like condoms. I agree. 00:05:58.459 --> 00:06:00.540 Where you have to press a button and call somebody 00:06:00.540 --> 00:06:03.899 and like, hey, yeah. Oh, these magnet. No, no. 00:06:04.519 --> 00:06:06.800 Need to go down two sizes to the left, please. 00:06:07.339 --> 00:06:11.170 Or a pregnancy test. Like, I understand that 00:06:11.170 --> 00:06:15.569 there's kids, they do stupid stuff, and that's 00:06:15.569 --> 00:06:17.250 something they're going to steal, one, because 00:06:17.250 --> 00:06:18.970 either they're embarrassed to buy it, or two, 00:06:19.089 --> 00:06:22.350 because they just want to have the fun and whatever. 00:06:23.050 --> 00:06:27.529 So it's a tricky thing. But this one had all 00:06:27.529 --> 00:06:30.689 the sex stuff behind glass. One of these women 00:06:30.689 --> 00:06:35.550 starts beating on the glass. Beating on the glass? 00:06:35.829 --> 00:06:38.149 Does she think that it's an open sesame situation? 00:06:38.629 --> 00:06:43.379 No. It's more of a situation where, like, think 00:06:43.379 --> 00:06:46.759 of a child at Chuck E. Cheese. They have 15 tickets 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:50.379 left, right? And you say, hey, little Johnny, 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:53.279 what do you want? I want that finger trap. I 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:55.259 want that finger trap right there. That one. 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:57.360 That one right there. Right there. That one. 00:06:57.420 --> 00:07:03.779 So that is what this woman is doing to this case. 00:07:04.500 --> 00:07:09.759 And she is aggressively gesturing towards. A 00:07:09.759 --> 00:07:16.079 motorized appendage -shaped unit. Which, why 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:20.899 on earth you go to Walmart for this certain product? 00:07:21.519 --> 00:07:24.339 I don't know. I don't know why. They have a whole 00:07:24.339 --> 00:07:26.680 toy section at Walmart that has to be behind 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:31.639 the glass, but they do. Yeah. And the woman looks 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:34.519 at it, and I'm not trying to make eye contact. 00:07:34.699 --> 00:07:40.420 I'm just hearing this stuff. Try to focus on 00:07:40.420 --> 00:07:44.019 what I'm trying to do. And she notices the one 00:07:44.019 --> 00:07:46.500 that she's pointing at, I guess, is not the one 00:07:46.500 --> 00:07:50.220 she wants. She said, go get the woman. That's 00:07:50.220 --> 00:07:52.240 like a 75 -year -old woman. She told her friend 00:07:52.240 --> 00:07:54.620 to go get her. Friend goes and gets her. The 00:07:54.620 --> 00:07:59.160 lady hobbles over. She's not very spry. And the 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:02.980 first woman explains her predicament. It's like 00:08:02.980 --> 00:08:08.660 this one, but bigger. I don't know. I didn't. 00:08:09.079 --> 00:08:13.019 I'm befuddled by the fact that there's one size 00:08:13.019 --> 00:08:17.879 at all. It's even more interesting that there 00:08:17.879 --> 00:08:20.519 are multiple sizes for this thing. Because, I 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:22.759 mean, I would assume, correct me if I'm wrong, 00:08:22.980 --> 00:08:26.300 that for that certain instance, one should get 00:08:26.300 --> 00:08:30.720 the job done, correct? No, there's variety in 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:33.519 it. Versus, like, one with a diesel engine in 00:08:33.519 --> 00:08:35.799 it? Like, is there really that big of a difference? 00:08:36.389 --> 00:08:38.470 I don't know that it's intensity necessarily, 00:08:38.730 --> 00:08:41.129 but I do think that size matters in this situation. 00:08:41.509 --> 00:08:43.970 Wow. Sometimes you don't need the magnums. You 00:08:43.970 --> 00:08:46.389 need the ones that are down a row and over two 00:08:46.389 --> 00:08:52.889 to the left. Oh, and so she has this lady, this 00:08:52.889 --> 00:08:55.730 worker, just trying to stock her shelves and 00:08:55.730 --> 00:08:58.610 pay for Green Kids College or whatever she's 00:08:58.610 --> 00:09:01.929 trying to do. Looking on a device, I don't know 00:09:01.929 --> 00:09:03.750 if this is her personal phone. I don't know if 00:09:03.750 --> 00:09:07.470 this is something that is. given to her from 00:09:07.470 --> 00:09:10.789 Walmart, but this 75 -year -old woman on the 00:09:10.789 --> 00:09:14.889 clock is looking up Dilbros for this lady because 00:09:14.889 --> 00:09:17.610 they don't have the specific one that she wants. 00:09:18.289 --> 00:09:21.750 And I can't imagine anyone I know, let alone 00:09:21.750 --> 00:09:25.590 myself, ever being in a situation where I'm asking 00:09:25.590 --> 00:09:29.950 for that much assistance at Walmart from anyone. 00:09:30.289 --> 00:09:36.309 Yeah. Could you at... 10 .30 at night on a Wednesday. 00:09:36.789 --> 00:09:40.909 See yourself in such a predicament. Several, 00:09:40.909 --> 00:09:44.190 several things to comment on this particular 00:09:44.190 --> 00:09:48.610 situation. I'm all ears. All ears. Every adult 00:09:48.610 --> 00:09:51.889 store is open later than Walmart. Why did you 00:09:51.889 --> 00:09:54.570 opt for Walmart? Especially in a city as big 00:09:54.570 --> 00:09:56.470 as the one that you're in, there is no way you 00:09:56.470 --> 00:10:00.529 are far from an adult store. What if they were 00:10:00.529 --> 00:10:04.149 on rollback? with like an even bigger smiley 00:10:04.149 --> 00:10:06.309 face on them. Do you think they come with a sticker? 00:10:06.629 --> 00:10:07.909 Do you think you show it at the door and they 00:10:07.909 --> 00:10:10.110 give you like a bigger smiley face sticker? I 00:10:10.110 --> 00:10:11.289 don't even know if they do smiley face stickers 00:10:11.289 --> 00:10:13.610 anymore. I might have just made myself look super 00:10:13.610 --> 00:10:15.769 duper old. They don't do the smiley face stickers. 00:10:15.889 --> 00:10:17.789 They have stickers that say thank you on them 00:10:17.789 --> 00:10:19.809 if you have something that doesn't fit inside 00:10:19.809 --> 00:10:23.070 one of the bags. And they still harass you at 00:10:23.070 --> 00:10:27.879 the door like you stole cat litter. All right. 00:10:27.899 --> 00:10:30.419 Yes. Okay. So the most important thing is... 00:10:30.419 --> 00:10:34.299 There is an abundance of stores that deal in 00:10:34.299 --> 00:10:38.120 that kind of smut in the vicinity. So, yes. Not 00:10:38.120 --> 00:10:40.980 for nothing. If it is sold at Walmart, it is 00:10:40.980 --> 00:10:42.919 not going to be the quality of anything that 00:10:42.919 --> 00:10:45.460 you're looking for. If you are tapping on the 00:10:45.460 --> 00:10:50.759 glass like you're Darla from Finding Nemo, who 00:10:50.759 --> 00:10:55.279 hurt you? What is happening in your life that 00:10:55.279 --> 00:10:59.759 you are panic buying assistance at the Walmart? 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:04.440 At the Walmart. I went to the Walmart by me and 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:07.000 on principle, I won't buy anything that requires 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:10.220 me to go get an assistant, like a person that 00:11:10.220 --> 00:11:13.720 works at the store. I don't either. Like the 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:18.379 most of the Walgreens and the CVS by me, the 00:11:18.379 --> 00:11:21.159 Walmarts around me are all like they have their. 00:11:21.929 --> 00:11:26.570 Their cosmetics, a lot of their personal care 00:11:26.570 --> 00:11:29.090 products are behind glass panels and they have 00:11:29.090 --> 00:11:31.610 to get unlocked. I'm not going to do that. If 00:11:31.610 --> 00:11:35.590 I can't purchase it by just actually grabbing 00:11:35.590 --> 00:11:38.769 the thing and checking out with it, I'm just 00:11:38.769 --> 00:11:42.210 going to buy it online. Or go without. I have 00:11:42.210 --> 00:11:45.250 not bought new makeup in a while because it's 00:11:45.250 --> 00:11:50.509 just ridiculous. I am fully in the camp that 00:11:50.509 --> 00:11:53.659 if you can't... Like, if you're not comfortable 00:11:53.659 --> 00:11:55.980 going to an adult store and that's why you opted 00:11:55.980 --> 00:12:00.379 to go to Walmart, but you have to go get the 00:12:00.379 --> 00:12:03.399 assistance of a Walmart employee to purchase 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:07.259 this, I don't think you need it. If I'm wrong, 00:12:07.460 --> 00:12:10.460 somebody is more than welcome to debate me on 00:12:10.460 --> 00:12:13.259 that one, but I don't think you need it. What 00:12:13.259 --> 00:12:16.259 would have been a curveball is if Gertrude had 00:12:16.259 --> 00:12:19.080 swooped in and just started throwing out all 00:12:19.080 --> 00:12:21.580 this advice. I bought the last one. You don't 00:12:21.580 --> 00:12:24.120 need that one. I'll tell you what you need to 00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:28.360 get. What is even more jarring than that, I went 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:32.159 to the Walmart that is near my apartment a couple 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:33.740 weeks ago, and I was looking at the clearance 00:12:33.740 --> 00:12:37.559 section, and they had a toy, not locked behind 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:40.500 anything, on clearance. And the most important 00:12:40.500 --> 00:12:43.500 question that I had after I was done being just 00:12:43.500 --> 00:12:51.600 befuddled, why... Was it on clearance? I don't 00:12:51.600 --> 00:12:55.440 think those things should go on sale. It feels 00:12:55.440 --> 00:13:00.220 in most situations, the clearance section of 00:13:00.220 --> 00:13:02.980 Walmart, if it is a loan version of that thing, 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:06.899 is because it was used and returned or stolen 00:13:06.899 --> 00:13:12.960 and put back. Yes. To which you throw it away. 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.120 Walmart makes enough money. What are we doing 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:20.850 here? They sell Lysol, too. And as we found out 00:13:20.850 --> 00:13:24.190 in our previous episode, Lysol can, in a pinch, 00:13:24.490 --> 00:13:28.230 be used to clean. It can be used internally, 00:13:28.490 --> 00:13:33.889 so. It can't. It can't be used internally. It's 00:13:33.889 --> 00:13:37.710 not recommended anymore, but it could be. In 00:13:37.710 --> 00:13:40.710 fact, at one point, it was listed as the reason 00:13:40.710 --> 00:13:45.669 it exists, so. No one needs to be that fresh 00:13:45.669 --> 00:13:49.840 anywhere on their person. I'm just saying. I'm 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:56.320 just saying. So, TLDR. I don't know if God made 00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:59.039 my face itch so I could go and experience this 00:13:59.039 --> 00:14:03.740 thing at Walmart, but I'm real glad he did, and 00:14:03.740 --> 00:14:11.100 I'm real glad I was able to bring it here and 00:14:11.100 --> 00:14:18.389 have a frank discussion about where... You should 00:14:18.389 --> 00:14:23.429 and should not purchase your premarital aids, 00:14:23.690 --> 00:14:31.230 marital aids, post -marital aids. Accessories 00:14:31.230 --> 00:14:37.129 for your bits is what I'll call them. Accessories. 00:14:37.610 --> 00:14:43.269 Yeah, that works. All right. You ready to get 00:14:43.269 --> 00:14:48.240 into this episode? Let's go. All right. What 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:54.000 do Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, and Mark 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:59.240 Twain, a .k .a. Samuel Clemens, have in common? 00:14:59.860 --> 00:15:02.740 I was going to start out with they were on money 00:15:02.740 --> 00:15:06.259 until you mentioned Samuel Clemens. I don't think 00:15:06.259 --> 00:15:09.740 he's on money. I mean, I guess technically Abraham 00:15:09.740 --> 00:15:14.539 Lincoln is not in print these days. Samuel Clemens. 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:18.000 Mark Twain wasn't on, like, a quarter or something? 00:15:18.980 --> 00:15:25.080 I can't imagine. Like, opposite. I don't think 00:15:25.080 --> 00:15:29.759 so. Was he? Is that the... That's not the thing, 00:15:29.779 --> 00:15:31.820 no. I don't know if he was on a quarter, though. 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:35.159 It seems like he'd be on a quarter. I can't think 00:15:35.159 --> 00:15:38.679 of any, like, people that were on quarters that 00:15:38.679 --> 00:15:42.000 weren't George Washington. Did they put people 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:45.299 on the other side of the quarter? Yeah, there's 00:15:45.299 --> 00:15:47.000 been people. It was just states and landscapes 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:55.240 and stuff. We had a life scare at my house. So 00:15:55.240 --> 00:15:58.440 I ended up having to take the bedding from our 00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:02.299 entire house, from every single bed, and go to 00:16:02.299 --> 00:16:07.039 the laundromat and wash everything. During that 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:10.120 journey, we had to get a whole bunch of quarters. 00:16:10.590 --> 00:16:12.870 And while we were waiting for the dryer stuff 00:16:12.870 --> 00:16:14.809 to get done, me and my son sat down and we looked 00:16:14.809 --> 00:16:17.129 at all the quarters we had. And there were lots 00:16:17.129 --> 00:16:20.509 of lots of quarters I'd never seen before, because 00:16:20.509 --> 00:16:23.049 I guess after they did the states, they did like 00:16:23.049 --> 00:16:25.769 whatever they wanted. They did national monuments. 00:16:27.009 --> 00:16:29.789 They did. They did do people. I couldn't tell 00:16:29.789 --> 00:16:33.149 you what people. But yeah, so there have definitely 00:16:33.149 --> 00:16:38.289 been people on the quarter. OK. I think Sacagawea 00:16:38.289 --> 00:16:40.269 even double dipped. I think she was on a quarter 00:16:40.269 --> 00:16:44.210 too, as well as the dollar coin. Look at her 00:16:44.210 --> 00:16:48.269 go. Look at her go. Good old Sacagawea. I love 00:16:48.269 --> 00:16:51.549 that you pronounced it. That is the actual way 00:16:51.549 --> 00:16:54.230 to pronounce it, right? I believe so. I don't 00:16:54.230 --> 00:16:56.009 know. It might have just been a joke I created 00:16:56.009 --> 00:16:58.129 in my head and I've just ran with it this whole 00:16:58.129 --> 00:17:03.389 time. I have no clue. Sacagawea, Sacagawea, Sacagawea. 00:17:03.389 --> 00:17:05.819 I don't know. I don't think she really cares 00:17:05.819 --> 00:17:08.019 at this point. I don't think Sacagawea is correct. 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:14.900 I think that's just whiting it all up. Oh. But 00:17:14.900 --> 00:17:17.400 no, it has nothing to do with currency. Nothing 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:21.319 to do with currency. Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:26.059 Franklin. That horndog. Mark Twain. Didn't he 00:17:26.059 --> 00:17:29.220 have syphilis? Are you just getting that from 00:17:29.220 --> 00:17:31.900 the office? I was setting you up for the rest 00:17:31.900 --> 00:17:35.609 of that line from the office, yeah? Well, I don't. 00:17:40.589 --> 00:17:45.029 He used to take air baths. Sorry. What? Benjamin 00:17:45.029 --> 00:17:47.109 Franklin used to take air baths at his house 00:17:47.109 --> 00:17:50.589 in Philly. I'm going to need you to elaborate. 00:17:50.769 --> 00:17:52.329 What is an air bath? You open up all the windows 00:17:52.329 --> 00:17:56.509 and you just walk around naked. Air bath. The 00:17:56.509 --> 00:17:59.930 same house that they found a whole bunch of bodies 00:17:59.930 --> 00:18:02.029 in the basement of. I thought that was a myth. 00:18:02.569 --> 00:18:06.240 No. No, it was an underground anatomy school. 00:18:06.579 --> 00:18:10.119 It was proven. Huh. He wasn't a serial killer. 00:18:10.160 --> 00:18:12.259 That was the myth, is that he was actually a 00:18:12.259 --> 00:18:16.799 serial killer. I would believe it. Can I get 00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:20.500 a hint? Or phone a friend? Let's see. What kind 00:18:20.500 --> 00:18:24.960 of a hint can I give you? It's something they're 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.119 all famous for. One of the things they're all 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:30.440 famous for. Mark Twain is famous for his writing. 00:18:31.779 --> 00:18:34.619 Yes. You could argue that Abraham Lincoln is 00:18:34.619 --> 00:18:38.460 also famous for his writing with the Gettysburg 00:18:38.460 --> 00:18:41.259 Address and the Emancipation Proclamation. I 00:18:41.259 --> 00:18:43.900 wouldn't really consider it. I mean, I guess 00:18:43.900 --> 00:18:46.019 Benjamin Franklin would also be considered important 00:18:46.019 --> 00:18:49.240 for his writing. But that's not, I would think, 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:51.839 the most notable thing about him. I said one 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:53.759 of. I said one of. I didn't say the most. I said 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:56.680 one of. There you go. They're all American idiots. 00:18:56.940 --> 00:19:00.900 But no, American idioms are attributed to them. 00:19:01.210 --> 00:19:06.589 My bad. House divided cannot fall. One of good 00:19:06.589 --> 00:19:13.009 old ABAs, famous ones, is you can fool some people 00:19:13.009 --> 00:19:18.089 all the time, but... I don't know. I actually 00:19:18.089 --> 00:19:24.049 accidentally deleted the back half of this. So, 00:19:24.150 --> 00:19:27.359 hold please. You can fool some of the people 00:19:27.359 --> 00:19:29.500 all of the time and all of the people some of 00:19:29.500 --> 00:19:31.519 the time, but you cannot fool all of the people 00:19:31.519 --> 00:19:34.720 all of the time. There we go. Yeah, I don't know 00:19:34.720 --> 00:19:40.039 how that got deleted, but yes. Is that an idiom? 00:19:40.480 --> 00:19:46.180 Yeah. I mean, an idiom. I probably should have 00:19:46.180 --> 00:19:51.599 put the definition for idiom in here. And if 00:19:51.599 --> 00:19:53.859 you will bear with me, I will get you a definition 00:19:53.859 --> 00:19:57.309 momentarily. An idiom. It is a phrase or expression 00:19:57.309 --> 00:19:59.670 with a figurative meaning that is different from 00:19:59.670 --> 00:20:02.529 the literal meaning of the individual words. 00:20:03.230 --> 00:20:07.569 So is this one technically a phrase or expression 00:20:07.569 --> 00:20:11.849 that is figurative? I don't know. I don't even 00:20:11.849 --> 00:20:15.710 think it's an aphorism. It's an anecdote. Idiom 00:20:15.710 --> 00:20:17.809 is a common word or phrase with a figurative 00:20:17.809 --> 00:20:20.549 non -literal meaning that is understood culturally 00:20:20.549 --> 00:20:26.089 and differs from what its composite words. Yeah, 00:20:26.789 --> 00:20:30.309 so it's like reigning cats and dogs kind of thing. 00:20:30.430 --> 00:20:37.569 There's not really a... Okay, well, I mean, so 00:20:37.569 --> 00:20:40.970 this one is deceptive tactics only work for so 00:20:40.970 --> 00:20:43.049 long. But eventually you're going to get caught. 00:20:43.349 --> 00:20:46.910 What is the actual word for that? For what? For 00:20:46.910 --> 00:20:48.690 that type of phrase. For what this thing is? 00:20:49.309 --> 00:20:52.990 I mean, I looked up a lot of idioms and they 00:20:52.990 --> 00:20:57.240 were all... essentially like this it's uh okay 00:20:57.240 --> 00:21:00.700 maybe this one or that one okay the mark twain 00:21:00.700 --> 00:21:04.579 one is definitely an idiom okay but benjamin 00:21:04.579 --> 00:21:06.599 franklin's was a penny saved as a penny earned 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:10.839 is that idiomatic i think that one's also an 00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:15.920 aphorism okay fine mark twain the cat in gloves 00:21:15.920 --> 00:21:20.200 catches no mice is that an aphorism i think that 00:21:20.200 --> 00:21:24.819 one's Being too polite or careful can make you 00:21:24.819 --> 00:21:27.960 ineffective. It's a proverb from a Connecticut 00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:30.940 Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Okay, what about 00:21:30.940 --> 00:21:33.759 this one? Speak softly and carry a big stick. 00:21:34.339 --> 00:21:37.480 Do you know who said that? Eddie Roosevelt. Yeah? 00:21:37.539 --> 00:21:41.819 Is it an idiom? No. He's not talking about a 00:21:41.819 --> 00:21:46.019 literal stick. You use decorum until decorum 00:21:46.019 --> 00:21:47.519 and pleasantries aren't working, and then you 00:21:47.519 --> 00:21:49.940 beat him with a metaphorical stick. It's been 00:21:49.940 --> 00:21:53.789 too long since I've... I've done this. Closest 00:21:53.789 --> 00:21:57.069 I've come is the New York Times crossword puzzle. 00:21:57.190 --> 00:21:59.869 That's where I've had to remember what my different 00:21:59.869 --> 00:22:03.549 phrases in English are. Okay. Well, for the sake 00:22:03.549 --> 00:22:07.049 of argument, these are idioms. Common sayings 00:22:07.049 --> 00:22:11.509 that vary from country to country, but most people 00:22:11.509 --> 00:22:15.049 will know what you mean when you say them. Do 00:22:15.049 --> 00:22:18.990 you have a favorite idiom? Since you're just 00:22:18.990 --> 00:22:24.200 so in tune to what idioms are. I don't have one 00:22:24.200 --> 00:22:27.319 off the top of my head, no. Well, I saved my 00:22:27.319 --> 00:22:30.740 favorites for last, so. Okay. What about southern 00:22:30.740 --> 00:22:33.140 idioms? What kind of southern idioms can you 00:22:33.140 --> 00:22:35.519 think of? You can lead a horse to water, but 00:22:35.519 --> 00:22:38.500 you can't make it drink. Yes, that is a good 00:22:38.500 --> 00:22:41.960 one. And what does it mean? You can show a person 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:44.019 all the steps to get somewhere, but it doesn't 00:22:44.019 --> 00:22:45.259 mean they're actually going to be able to do 00:22:45.259 --> 00:22:47.279 the thing or that they're going to want to do 00:22:47.279 --> 00:22:49.859 the thing. Because some people, like horses, 00:22:50.569 --> 00:22:55.730 Our time is shit. So you can do everything in 00:22:55.730 --> 00:22:57.630 the world for them, and it's not going to make 00:22:57.630 --> 00:23:00.390 a bit of difference. They're still just going 00:23:00.390 --> 00:23:08.210 to sit there and... Why am I so stupid? What 00:23:08.210 --> 00:23:10.970 is it when you dehydrate to death? Why can I 00:23:10.970 --> 00:23:14.230 not think of the word? Can you not think of it 00:23:14.230 --> 00:23:19.650 either? It's just dying of dehydration, right? 00:23:20.750 --> 00:23:24.549 What is it called when you die by dehydration? 00:23:26.049 --> 00:23:30.289 I think this may have been too cerebral an episode 00:23:30.289 --> 00:23:34.789 to start this late in the day. Hypernaturamia. 00:23:36.509 --> 00:23:43.569 Okay, well, whatever. What about, oldie but a 00:23:43.569 --> 00:23:47.750 goodie, bless your heart. I do love bless your 00:23:47.750 --> 00:23:50.700 heart. We don't use it nearly enough these days. 00:23:51.059 --> 00:23:55.680 How many people do you think that aren't as in 00:23:55.680 --> 00:24:00.319 tuned to the the phrases and sayings of the South 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:03.319 think that when someone says bless your heart, 00:24:03.420 --> 00:24:07.079 they're like, oh, thanks. Thanks a good portion 00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:12.119 of them. I wouldn't think so, only because the 00:24:12.119 --> 00:24:14.359 context around it, you have to figure they're 00:24:14.359 --> 00:24:17.440 saying something pretty condescending. Like you 00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:19.599 don't just. That's true. Southerners don't just 00:24:19.599 --> 00:24:22.059 like bless your heart over nothing. You have 00:24:22.059 --> 00:24:25.779 to have said something real stupid or real dickish. 00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:29.880 For you to have earned a southerner's bless your 00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:33.339 heart. And I think intonation is a big one, too, 00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:34.599 because you're not just going to say bless your 00:24:34.599 --> 00:24:37.279 heart. You're going to say, huh? Bless your heart. 00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:42.200 You gigantic idiot. It always reminds me. Dumb, 00:24:42.220 --> 00:24:44.970 dumb. It always reminds me of the episode of 00:24:44.970 --> 00:24:47.450 How I Met Your Mother with Katy Perry, where 00:24:47.450 --> 00:24:49.549 they don't remember her name, but everything 00:24:49.549 --> 00:24:53.089 she says is just a reminder of how unbelievably 00:24:53.089 --> 00:24:58.049 stupid she is. Oh, honey. So they only remember 00:24:58.049 --> 00:25:03.890 her as, oh, honey. The entire episode is just 00:25:03.890 --> 00:25:07.670 them saying that her name is, oh, honey. That's 00:25:07.670 --> 00:25:09.890 what I think Bless Your Heart is. That's probably 00:25:09.890 --> 00:25:13.809 a nicer version of Bless Your Heart. Is it nicer? 00:25:15.529 --> 00:25:20.750 Yeah. Yeah, because, I mean, in my experience, 00:25:21.089 --> 00:25:26.230 a good bless your heart from a southern belle 00:25:26.230 --> 00:25:32.390 is a verbal middle finger. Yeah. And I think 00:25:32.390 --> 00:25:38.190 if someone says, oh, honey, no, no, no, no, no, 00:25:38.190 --> 00:25:43.380 no. I think you are genuinely. for the stupidity 00:25:43.380 --> 00:25:48.299 of the person that you're talking to. Okay, so 00:25:48.299 --> 00:25:52.940 bless your heart is said with malice and oh honey 00:25:52.940 --> 00:25:59.339 is said with pity. Yes. Okay. And then a step 00:25:59.339 --> 00:26:05.099 kinder from that is just responding with a huh 00:26:05.099 --> 00:26:09.529 and then going about your day. Just acknowledging 00:26:09.529 --> 00:26:11.970 that they said something very stupid, but you 00:26:11.970 --> 00:26:15.309 don't want to... You don't want to step on any 00:26:15.309 --> 00:26:16.529 toes. You don't want to hurt any feelings. You're 00:26:16.529 --> 00:26:19.069 just going to say, huh. And then keep doing what 00:26:19.069 --> 00:26:24.130 you're doing. That's the hierarchy of dealing 00:26:24.130 --> 00:26:27.410 with stupid people. It's one, two, and three. 00:26:28.910 --> 00:26:32.210 That's fair. I'll give you that. That dog won't 00:26:32.210 --> 00:26:36.809 hunt. That's a good one. Yeah. That's real country. 00:26:39.049 --> 00:26:42.049 I don't know that I know what that one means. 00:26:42.109 --> 00:26:46.930 It's just like the person's useless, right? Yeah. 00:26:46.990 --> 00:26:48.490 Not doing the one thing they're meant to do. 00:26:49.029 --> 00:26:51.670 Yeah. I mean, it can be a person. It can be a 00:26:51.670 --> 00:26:56.430 thing. It can be an idea. But yeah, generally, 00:26:56.630 --> 00:27:02.130 it's just, well, this is a waste of time because 00:27:02.130 --> 00:27:05.009 the thing that this thing is supposed to be best 00:27:05.009 --> 00:27:09.460 at, it can't do for squat. Back to the drawing 00:27:09.460 --> 00:27:14.160 board. That's a good one. He's all hat, no cattle. 00:27:16.059 --> 00:27:19.180 This is what we call all you city slickers. I 00:27:19.180 --> 00:27:21.220 love that. I worked in the stockyards for a very 00:27:21.220 --> 00:27:23.700 long time, so I am very familiar with all hat, 00:27:23.740 --> 00:27:36.119 no cattle. This is going to be going to a country 00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:43.779 concert. And you got a guy in $1 ,200 ostrich 00:27:43.779 --> 00:27:50.859 boots, rattlesnake boots, look brand new. Bedazzled 00:27:50.859 --> 00:27:55.140 jeans on men is a dead giveaway. I don't know 00:27:55.140 --> 00:27:57.779 that I've ever seen bedazzled jeans on men. Oh, 00:27:57.779 --> 00:28:01.660 they exist. They exist in the same way Ed Hardy 00:28:01.660 --> 00:28:06.160 clothes exist for men. Oh, that's fair. Ed Hardy 00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:09.740 is making a comeback. And I don't know how I 00:28:09.740 --> 00:28:12.259 feel about it. Isn't that like a soft comeback 00:28:12.259 --> 00:28:15.559 though? Isn't that like Walmart? I've seen it. 00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:18.220 So I've seen it a couple times. The only places 00:28:18.220 --> 00:28:21.759 I've seen it as far as like retail is like Ross. 00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:25.339 But I've also seen people wearing more Ed Hardy 00:28:25.339 --> 00:28:29.240 and that concerns me. Hmm. I don't know where 00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:36.769 I'm at with that. Hmm. I didn't hate. I didn't 00:28:36.769 --> 00:28:39.349 hate Ed Hardy. I hated the people who were really 00:28:39.349 --> 00:28:43.150 into Ed Hardy. But I also, I don't like most 00:28:43.150 --> 00:28:46.410 people that make their personality a brand. I 00:28:46.410 --> 00:28:50.130 just went to a restaurant the other day and my 00:28:50.130 --> 00:28:53.930 server, real, real good guy. I mean, he seemed 00:28:53.930 --> 00:28:57.250 nice. He was real personable and good at his 00:28:57.250 --> 00:29:03.009 job. Gave off real Ed Hardy vibes. Spiked short 00:29:03.009 --> 00:29:09.420 hair. Lots of rings, lots of jewelry. Okay. Diamond 00:29:09.420 --> 00:29:16.279 encrusted dog tags. Okay. And very short. That 00:29:16.279 --> 00:29:21.279 is the Ed Hardy demo. Short guys. Before there 00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:24.119 were short kings, there were Ed Hardy dudes. 00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:31.839 80 % of them sub 5 '6". In fact, when I was there, 00:29:31.940 --> 00:29:35.339 I had an unsweet tea. And he was like, hey, man, 00:29:35.420 --> 00:29:38.140 can I top you off? I was like, yeah, yeah, please. 00:29:38.500 --> 00:29:42.740 He goes over to the little ledge where there 00:29:42.740 --> 00:29:46.839 were three pitchers. One, I'm assuming, had water 00:29:46.839 --> 00:29:50.880 in it. One had unsweet tea in it. And then there 00:29:50.880 --> 00:29:52.359 was one that was wrapped in a napkin, which I 00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:56.480 assumed was sweet tea. He picks one up and looks 00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.920 in it, and he can't tell what it is. Picks up 00:29:59.920 --> 00:30:01.660 another one, looks in it, can't tell what it 00:30:01.660 --> 00:30:06.119 is. and just, like, pour some on the floor to 00:30:06.119 --> 00:30:12.279 check it. I missed an opportunity in my Cotton 00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:17.759 Patch Cafe days. But there was a light above, 00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:21.420 like, over top of the ledge where it was, where 00:30:21.420 --> 00:30:27.339 these pictures were, and so if he had been tall 00:30:27.339 --> 00:30:30.420 enough... Then he could have looked into them 00:30:30.420 --> 00:30:32.299 while they were sitting on the ledge, but he 00:30:32.299 --> 00:30:33.799 couldn't. So when he picked him up, it was too 00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:35.720 dark to see. So he just said to pour it on the 00:30:35.720 --> 00:30:42.299 floor. Oh, anyways, he grabbed the wrong pitcher 00:30:42.299 --> 00:30:44.500 and then had to replace the whole drink. But 00:30:44.500 --> 00:30:49.980 he was the embodiment of Ed Hardy. And then I'm 00:30:49.980 --> 00:30:53.980 sure at some point he was the embodiment of all 00:30:53.980 --> 00:30:58.380 had no cattle. This is one I actually use. uh 00:30:58.380 --> 00:31:01.400 pretty pretty often uh this ain't my first rodeo 00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:05.440 yeah yeah have you ever used that in everyday 00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:08.900 life jokingly probably i don't know that i've 00:31:08.900 --> 00:31:11.500 ever used that one in all seriousness in a serious 00:31:11.500 --> 00:31:15.680 conversation and as much earnestness as you could 00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:20.759 muster i first rodeo i got this i've been doing 00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:23.740 the job that i'm doing right now for 10 years 00:31:23.740 --> 00:31:28.359 now and with all of the new Positions that I've 00:31:28.359 --> 00:31:32.019 had where everything is the same with just like 00:31:32.019 --> 00:31:34.660 little variations. I do think it pretty frequently. 00:31:35.380 --> 00:31:38.160 Someone will like walk me through the same thing 00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:42.000 that I've known for the better part of a decade. 00:31:42.180 --> 00:31:44.859 And I'll just be like, mentally, this ain't my 00:31:44.859 --> 00:31:47.359 first rodeo. I got this. But you never say it 00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:49.140 out loud? I don't think I've ever said it out 00:31:49.140 --> 00:31:50.940 loud, no. Let the people around you know what 00:31:50.940 --> 00:31:54.720 you're about. See, I don't know that that's the 00:31:54.720 --> 00:32:01.180 vibe I try to put out into the world. So no, 00:32:01.259 --> 00:32:03.400 I don't think that I've said this ain't my first 00:32:03.400 --> 00:32:08.180 rodeo. Okay. Genuinely. And in the same vein, 00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:13.180 he's riding for a fall. I don't know what that 00:32:13.180 --> 00:32:19.460 means. Do you know the goal in rodeo, like what 00:32:19.460 --> 00:32:22.339 you're intending to do? So he's just setting 00:32:22.339 --> 00:32:26.859 himself up for failure? Yeah, he's heading for 00:32:26.859 --> 00:32:29.579 trouble. He's going to hit the dirt real quick. 00:32:30.259 --> 00:32:33.700 Okay. But do you know how long you're aiming 00:32:33.700 --> 00:32:37.039 to stay on a bull for? Eight seconds. Eight seconds. 00:32:37.220 --> 00:32:42.119 Good job. There's a country song that was not 00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:44.559 thoroughly vetted, but it was on the playlist 00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.380 at a restaurant that I worked in for a little 00:32:46.380 --> 00:32:48.259 bit. Eight Second Ride? Eight Second Ride, yeah. 00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:53.259 Dang, girl, what's your name? What's the one 00:32:53.259 --> 00:32:58.279 line? Climb on up, but honey, watch the cup that 00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:06.799 I spit my dip inside. Frag me about being an 00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:10.680 eight second ride. No, he said he said he's going 00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:16.519 to take her on a ride wilder than any eight second 00:33:16.519 --> 00:33:18.859 ride. Oh, I know. Wilder than that. I know what 00:33:18.859 --> 00:33:21.359 the words are. But it's still quarter seconds. 00:33:21.500 --> 00:33:24.220 It would still suggest it would still suggest 00:33:24.220 --> 00:33:26.740 that he's he's somewhere in that eight second 00:33:26.740 --> 00:33:31.900 range. If you can get your job done in eight 00:33:31.900 --> 00:33:35.180 seconds, why extend it out? That goes with anything. 00:33:35.660 --> 00:33:38.259 If you can get a job done in eight seconds and 00:33:38.259 --> 00:33:41.160 then take care of all that and then go back to 00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:44.019 your life and be productive, do other things 00:33:44.019 --> 00:33:48.960 also maybe in eight seconds. If you can do a 00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:51.160 thorough job in eight seconds, what's the problem? 00:33:51.579 --> 00:33:56.079 If everyone is peachy keen, works out for everyone, 00:33:56.339 --> 00:34:01.339 everyone gets an A +, then an O+. Thought processes 00:34:01.339 --> 00:34:05.279 like that are why girls end up panic buying vibrators 00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:12.539 at Walmart at 10 .30 at night. That battery is 00:34:12.539 --> 00:34:15.300 going to last longer than eight seconds. Maybe 00:34:15.300 --> 00:34:18.719 not a Walmart one. Here's one that I had never 00:34:18.719 --> 00:34:24.440 heard of, but I'm kind of digging it. She's as 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:29.139 scarce as hen's teeth. One, because I never thought 00:34:29.139 --> 00:34:32.860 about the fact that hens don't have teeth. Yeah. 00:34:33.219 --> 00:34:37.760 But I like that. She's as scarce as hen's teeth. 00:34:37.900 --> 00:34:42.019 Do you wish that Nate, whenever talking about 00:34:42.019 --> 00:34:46.099 you to someone else, and someone asks him, So 00:34:46.099 --> 00:34:50.079 just what what do you like about her? Like what 00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:54.219 what is the thing that draws you to her? It's 00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:57.440 like. I don't know. I don't know. She's just 00:34:57.440 --> 00:35:02.980 she's got this just this draw. She's a she's 00:35:02.980 --> 00:35:08.099 as scarce as hen's teeth. You know, is that that's 00:35:08.099 --> 00:35:10.820 not a good thing. Doesn't that mean that you're 00:35:10.820 --> 00:35:16.679 an idiot? No. I hear it as like an airhead. You're 00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:19.860 Scaris' hen's teeth. Nothing going on upstairs. 00:35:20.219 --> 00:35:23.019 It means you're rare. It means you're very rare. 00:35:23.260 --> 00:35:26.619 Because I'm sure there are some freak hens with 00:35:26.619 --> 00:35:31.460 a couple canines in there. A few bicuspids. Oh, 00:35:31.460 --> 00:35:37.139 God. Canines? That's horrifying. So, yes or no 00:35:37.139 --> 00:35:40.320 that Nate can refer to you as Scaris' hen's teeth? 00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:44.679 I... I would have follow -up questions if I found 00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:46.719 out that he referred to me as Scarce's hen's 00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:49.320 teeth. Namely, when did he become Foghorn Leghorn? 00:35:51.239 --> 00:35:54.960 I'll say, I'll say, I'll say. Other than that, 00:35:55.119 --> 00:35:56.119 I will take the compliment. Oh, is that what 00:35:56.119 --> 00:35:58.500 he wants for Christmas? Should we get him a bolo 00:35:58.500 --> 00:36:02.760 tie? Yes. Is that a bolo tie? What's the Colonel 00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:06.099 Sanders tie? That's not a bolo. Bolo is the Grandpa 00:36:06.099 --> 00:36:09.579 Simpson. Yeah. What are those called? Let's find 00:36:09.579 --> 00:36:13.170 out. The Southern Gentleman tie. Western bow 00:36:13.170 --> 00:36:17.969 tie. Or the Kentucky Colonel tie. Oh. He got 00:36:17.969 --> 00:36:20.289 his own tie named after him? Apparently, yeah. 00:36:21.070 --> 00:36:24.750 Huh. Have you ever seen the thing that says that 00:36:24.750 --> 00:36:26.989 if you look at the images of Colonel Sanders' 00:36:27.050 --> 00:36:29.489 logo, he looks like a person? Little stick figure? 00:36:29.570 --> 00:36:32.710 Yeah. I will never be able to unsee that. Yeah. 00:36:33.329 --> 00:36:35.489 I mean, he does. He looks like a little stick 00:36:35.489 --> 00:36:37.710 figure that is like jumping for joy over getting 00:36:37.710 --> 00:36:45.650 those. Eleven herbs and spices. I saw that apparently 00:36:45.650 --> 00:36:49.469 Colonel Sanders is great. Oh, the drama. Yeah. 00:36:49.650 --> 00:36:54.369 You posted something about how he posted the 00:36:54.369 --> 00:36:57.289 eleven herbs and spices, which he did. Kudos. 00:36:57.989 --> 00:37:01.349 But he also posted something about how weird 00:37:01.349 --> 00:37:05.050 it was that people were sexualizing his great 00:37:05.050 --> 00:37:07.369 uncle. In the commercials, like with Reba and 00:37:07.369 --> 00:37:10.610 stuff. And Rob Riggle? Not even that. Have you 00:37:10.610 --> 00:37:17.489 seen the movie? No. There is a Lifetime romance 00:37:17.489 --> 00:37:21.050 movie. Of course there is. With Mario Lopez as 00:37:21.050 --> 00:37:23.710 the character. Oh, yes, yes. I remember it now. 00:37:24.250 --> 00:37:27.750 Haven't seen it. Don't want to see it. Hell of 00:37:27.750 --> 00:37:29.949 a watch. I will be adding it to the list of things 00:37:29.949 --> 00:37:34.170 that we commentate on. All right. Maybe it'll 00:37:34.170 --> 00:37:36.739 be one of our Valentine's episodes. Oh, there 00:37:36.739 --> 00:37:41.440 we go. Something in February. This one I really 00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:45.739 like. And this one is one that you should keep 00:37:45.739 --> 00:37:49.840 rattling around in your brain. Just keep it on 00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:54.519 the back burner in case stuff goes sour, stuff 00:37:54.519 --> 00:37:56.960 goes sideways, you know. If you find yourself 00:37:56.960 --> 00:38:02.400 in a hole, stop digging. Yeah. This is a problem 00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:04.940 that I used to have. That's a good one. A lot. 00:38:05.670 --> 00:38:08.570 I've gotten better about it now, but sometimes 00:38:08.570 --> 00:38:15.969 it's, yeah, you just see yourself in a situation 00:38:15.969 --> 00:38:18.730 you don't want to be in, and you just find ways 00:38:18.730 --> 00:38:23.889 to make it worse. Digging yourself a bigger metaphorical 00:38:23.889 --> 00:38:27.989 hole. So don't do that, kids. Stop making it 00:38:27.989 --> 00:38:31.050 worse. Just take your lumps and move on with 00:38:31.050 --> 00:38:34.570 your life. That is a good one. All right. You 00:38:34.570 --> 00:38:37.170 ready for some non -American ones? I almost didn't 00:38:37.170 --> 00:38:38.469 put these on because I don't even care about 00:38:38.469 --> 00:38:42.670 them. I did Google idioms and I would like to 00:38:42.670 --> 00:38:44.510 throw one in there that I do think is incredibly 00:38:44.510 --> 00:38:47.829 fun. He couldn't pour water out of a boot with 00:38:47.829 --> 00:38:55.210 instructions on the heel. Grade A. That was a 00:38:55.210 --> 00:38:58.750 good one. That's a good one. All right. That's 00:38:58.750 --> 00:39:01.349 all. Go ahead. What do we have as far as non 00:39:01.349 --> 00:39:07.570 -Americans? Well, This is actually one that I 00:39:07.570 --> 00:39:12.849 came across in my life that just happened to 00:39:12.849 --> 00:39:15.349 also pop up in the research for this episode. 00:39:15.530 --> 00:39:19.250 Bob's Drunkle. I recently watched Austin Powers 00:39:19.250 --> 00:39:25.449 and Bob's Drunkle was in it. And I don't know 00:39:25.449 --> 00:39:34.300 if that was the... origin story for this episode. 00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:39.599 But when I ran back across it while I was researching 00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:44.460 all this stuff, I had no idea what Bob's your 00:39:44.460 --> 00:39:47.219 uncle meant. But I've heard it because it's like 00:39:47.219 --> 00:39:49.320 one of the, if you're going to make fun of a 00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:51.019 British person, it's one of the idioms that you're 00:39:51.019 --> 00:39:54.079 going to use. So do you know what Bob's your 00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:58.659 uncle means? Is it just like, can I know the 00:39:58.659 --> 00:40:01.949 context that it was set in? I think I have an 00:40:01.949 --> 00:40:05.710 idea what it is. It's like, okay, you're going 00:40:05.710 --> 00:40:08.150 to do this, this, this, this, and then Bob's 00:40:08.150 --> 00:40:10.849 your uncle and you're done. Oh, then no, I don't. 00:40:11.750 --> 00:40:14.170 What'd you think it was? I was thinking it was 00:40:14.170 --> 00:40:17.150 being like, like, well, obviously kind of thing. 00:40:17.630 --> 00:40:19.590 Cause I know that it's put at like the end of 00:40:19.590 --> 00:40:22.769 a, at the end of like a different statement. 00:40:23.949 --> 00:40:27.389 Like punctuation. I guess to wrap it all up kind 00:40:27.389 --> 00:40:30.409 of thing. Yeah. And there you have it. Would 00:40:30.409 --> 00:40:32.269 be like the American equivalent of Bob's your 00:40:32.269 --> 00:40:36.949 uncle. It's got a funny assumed origin. They 00:40:36.949 --> 00:40:39.570 don't know exactly where it came from, but the 00:40:39.570 --> 00:40:49.090 general consensus is that it's rooted in the 00:40:49.090 --> 00:40:53.590 former British Prime Minister, Robert Cecil, 00:40:53.630 --> 00:40:59.869 who also went by Bob. Who was accused of nepotism 00:40:59.869 --> 00:41:05.690 in the 1880s. And Bob's your uncle. Interesting. 00:41:06.769 --> 00:41:10.190 Nepo babies are always popping up. All right. 00:41:10.210 --> 00:41:14.670 What about chuffed to bits? It's like tickled. 00:41:14.670 --> 00:41:18.110 Chuffed to bits. Yes. Extremely pleased or happy. 00:41:18.949 --> 00:41:23.690 Chuffed means proud or delighted. And then this 00:41:23.690 --> 00:41:28.079 one is a layup, but I guess. Since it comes from 00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:32.440 UK, I mean, it's pretty worldwide, but it's not 00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:35.699 my cup of tea. That is something that I use all 00:41:35.699 --> 00:41:38.599 the time. Yeah. What would be the American equivalent 00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:41.260 if we don't drink tea? Not my pot of coffee? 00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:49.280 Yeah. Not my can of Red Bull? Yeah. Not my vat 00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:52.460 of Monster. Like those big ones with the screw 00:41:52.460 --> 00:41:55.460 top? Mm -hmm. Yeah. I used to get those all the 00:41:55.460 --> 00:41:59.099 time. Don't do it, kids. Don't do it. It's too 00:41:59.099 --> 00:42:00.579 much caffeine. Feels like an industrial canister. 00:42:01.739 --> 00:42:06.199 What about in France? I have these in French. 00:42:06.739 --> 00:42:09.179 And they're English translations. I'm going to 00:42:09.179 --> 00:42:12.940 attempt to say them in French. Okay. To call 00:42:12.940 --> 00:42:16.659 a cat a cat. Call a spade a spade. Nice. To speak 00:42:16.659 --> 00:42:20.579 frankly. Call things as they are. If I had said... 00:42:24.940 --> 00:42:28.500 Would you have known what that was? You know, 00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:30.539 I don't think so. I would have been a little 00:42:30.539 --> 00:42:39.699 concerned that you shot yourself. Anything? I 00:42:39.699 --> 00:42:52.260 got the accent down. Sure, yeah. I have C -U 00:42:52.260 --> 00:42:54.719 -I -T -E -S. I have no clue how you pronounce 00:42:54.719 --> 00:43:01.460 that. Coitus? I don't think it's coitus. I think 00:43:01.460 --> 00:43:04.400 that's a different thing. I have no idea what 00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:09.539 that means. The carrots are cooked. Okay. I don't 00:43:09.539 --> 00:43:12.280 know what that one means. It's too late. The 00:43:12.280 --> 00:43:15.679 situation can't be changed. The carrots cannot 00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:18.960 be uncooked. So your goose is cooked. There are 00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:21.460 a lot of American equivalents to these. There 00:43:21.460 --> 00:43:28.679 are. Oh, now we go over to our favorite Asian 00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:39.219 island of Japan. So there was a there was a Chinese 00:43:39.219 --> 00:43:43.199 lady in the lobby of the hotel. And it sounded 00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:47.380 like what someone would do if they were parodying 00:43:47.380 --> 00:43:51.559 a Chinese lady in the lobby of the hotel. On 00:43:51.559 --> 00:43:56.539 a FaceTime call. Loud as shit. And just nonsense. 00:43:57.719 --> 00:44:03.039 Just no way there was intelligible speech. Out 00:44:03.039 --> 00:44:06.019 of what was coming out of her mouth. But this 00:44:06.019 --> 00:44:13.199 one is Saru Mu. Saru Mo Ki Kara Ochiru. Even 00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:20.590 monkeys fall from trees. I like that. And I think 00:44:20.590 --> 00:44:26.789 that the original title for that Miley Cyrus 00:44:26.789 --> 00:44:32.750 song was Saru Moki Karo Ojiro. Everybody has 00:44:32.750 --> 00:44:37.050 those days. Everybody makes mistakes. This one 00:44:37.050 --> 00:44:39.530 means everyone makes mistakes, even experts. 00:44:40.170 --> 00:44:43.349 So remember that. I like that. Even monkeys fall 00:44:43.349 --> 00:44:49.150 from trees. So remember that. Don't know how, 00:44:49.230 --> 00:44:50.789 but I'm going to work that into my everyday life. 00:44:51.710 --> 00:44:53.590 Whenever someone's saying, trust the science, 00:44:53.829 --> 00:45:09.170 even monkeys fall from trees. Nothing? I got 00:45:09.170 --> 00:45:12.769 nothing. No. Nothing. See, it's a lot easier 00:45:12.769 --> 00:45:15.349 when you're dealing with Latin adjacent languages. 00:45:17.210 --> 00:45:18.869 Not the stuff that doesn't even have letters 00:45:18.869 --> 00:45:22.690 in it. One of these characters is just a backwards 00:45:22.690 --> 00:45:28.170 E with a line sticking out of the back. Dumplings 00:45:28.170 --> 00:45:32.789 over flowers. I like that one too. I do too. 00:45:32.869 --> 00:45:35.010 And I know some people in my life that could 00:45:35.010 --> 00:45:37.510 probably take this one a little more to heart. 00:45:39.429 --> 00:45:41.510 Practical needs are more important than aesthetics. 00:45:43.090 --> 00:45:47.760 Sure, yeah. Dumplings over flowers. So as far 00:45:47.760 --> 00:45:50.940 as the countries go, I think these Japanese ones 00:45:50.940 --> 00:45:53.480 are the ones that are most likely to be added 00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:58.199 to my repertoire. Yeah, but I mean, the French 00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:03.079 ones are more or less things we use anyway. Those 00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:07.059 were all things we have equivalents for in the 00:46:07.059 --> 00:46:09.599 States, and the UK ones do sound a little silly. 00:46:10.099 --> 00:46:14.860 I'm not going to... If someone is like, hey, 00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:16.840 how'd you like that movie? I'm not going to be 00:46:16.840 --> 00:46:20.980 like, I was chuffed to bits. Speaking of, just 00:46:20.980 --> 00:46:24.659 saw Running Man. I don't either. It seems dirty. 00:46:24.840 --> 00:46:27.860 But we saw Running Man. It was really good. What 00:46:27.860 --> 00:46:33.679 is Running Man? What is Running Man? The movie 00:46:33.679 --> 00:46:39.820 with my boy, Glenn Powell. And he is a man running 00:46:39.820 --> 00:46:44.079 for his life to make. a billion new dollars for 00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:47.679 his family to pull them out of squalor. Okay. 00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:50.280 And apparently nobody in my life knew it was 00:46:50.280 --> 00:46:53.199 a remake of an old Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. 00:46:53.699 --> 00:46:57.139 I didn't know it was a make, so I think I get 00:46:57.139 --> 00:46:58.880 a little credit for not understanding it was 00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:03.059 a remake. You don't. No. This guy, you should 00:47:03.059 --> 00:47:06.900 check it out. Okay. I want to watch Roof Man 00:47:06.900 --> 00:47:09.360 before I watch Running Man. Oh, that was good, 00:47:09.380 --> 00:47:11.829 too. We saw that. I really want to see that. 00:47:11.889 --> 00:47:14.989 Yeah. I'm pretty sure the only reason Emily wanted 00:47:14.989 --> 00:47:17.070 to go was because you get to see Channing Tatum's 00:47:17.070 --> 00:47:21.429 scrotum. Didn't know that. I was just excited 00:47:21.429 --> 00:47:23.429 that it was set inside of Toys R Us, and that's 00:47:23.429 --> 00:47:26.409 because they brought back Toys R Us. I went to 00:47:26.409 --> 00:47:30.489 one a couple months ago. Yeah? How was it? It 00:47:30.489 --> 00:47:33.510 was really cool. It was very small. Remembered 00:47:33.510 --> 00:47:36.570 it to be? It was in the Grapevine Mills Mall, 00:47:36.690 --> 00:47:39.960 so it was inside of a... a very like small storefront 00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:42.300 instead of being like a very big expansive thing. 00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:46.559 It was everything I remembered. That there's 00:47:46.559 --> 00:47:51.639 one at both of our airports. I did not. Yep. 00:47:51.679 --> 00:47:53.880 I hope they make a for realsies comeback. That 00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:57.019 would be really cool. There's no possible way. 00:47:57.719 --> 00:48:03.099 With Amazon and all the online outlets. Well, 00:48:03.139 --> 00:48:05.019 they're making some kind of comeback. They've 00:48:05.019 --> 00:48:08.000 already made. There's at least three of them 00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:11.320 in DFW. Until the novelty wears off and then 00:48:11.320 --> 00:48:13.940 people are like, oh, Toys R Us is going out of 00:48:13.940 --> 00:48:15.059 business? I thought they already went out of 00:48:15.059 --> 00:48:17.039 business. Oh, they came back and now they're 00:48:17.039 --> 00:48:19.739 going out of business again? Okay, well, I guess 00:48:19.739 --> 00:48:21.380 I'm just going to continue shopping on Amazon. 00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:25.280 I mean, profiting from nostalgia is the whole 00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:30.300 reason that there's a second Office series. A 00:48:30.300 --> 00:48:32.699 second How I Met Your Mother. Which I still have 00:48:32.699 --> 00:48:35.019 not watched. The Office, I don't... I have no 00:48:35.019 --> 00:48:38.280 intention to watch How I Met Your Father or whatever. 00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:43.500 But at this point, I don't think I have any interest 00:48:43.500 --> 00:48:47.340 in watching The New Office either. No. Not worth 00:48:47.340 --> 00:48:53.480 the watch. You know, I mean, people are profiting 00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:56.340 off of our nostalgia every day. That's why vinyls 00:48:56.340 --> 00:49:00.320 have made a comeback. Yeah. Yeah. We're also 00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:09.300 in... Reboot Hill. One of my. One of the shows 00:49:09.300 --> 00:49:12.639 that I'm watching. Currently. Is essentially. 00:49:13.139 --> 00:49:20.900 A. Carbon copy. Of Superstore. Which is a carbon 00:49:20.900 --> 00:49:34.329 copy. Of. The Office. So. What? No. No. I don't 00:49:34.329 --> 00:49:40.170 know. It's got that chick from SNL in it. She 00:49:40.170 --> 00:49:41.829 kind of throws off the vibes. I do like that 00:49:41.829 --> 00:49:44.170 it has Keef from Righteous Gemstones, though, 00:49:44.230 --> 00:49:49.809 and Tim Meadows. That is B &B. No, I'm saying 00:49:49.809 --> 00:49:52.530 that show. I like that it has those people in 00:49:52.530 --> 00:49:58.329 it. Kearney something. Something Kearney. St. 00:49:58.429 --> 00:50:01.230 Dennis? Yeah, that's the one I'm watching, yeah. 00:50:01.550 --> 00:50:07.059 Oh, okay. No, I might give DMV a try. Superstore 00:50:07.059 --> 00:50:08.880 is not an iteration of The Office. There's no 00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:13.820 mockumentary style to it. It's a sitcom. Okay. 00:50:13.940 --> 00:50:18.280 Yeah, that's fair. But this one does have interviews. 00:50:19.260 --> 00:50:22.400 This one is a mockumentary. I think it's played 00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:25.840 out. We've done enough. All right. So you've 00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:31.940 had time to think. Do you have a favorite idiom 00:50:31.940 --> 00:50:35.820 besides... The one you mentioned earlier? This 00:50:35.820 --> 00:50:38.920 is a little bit less PG, but sweating like a 00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:40.719 whore in church has always been one of my favorites, 00:50:40.800 --> 00:50:43.380 especially because we live in Texas. It's such 00:50:43.380 --> 00:50:47.199 a great one. That is a great one. One of mine, 00:50:47.360 --> 00:50:51.000 this was, I didn't realize this until I actually 00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:53.239 sat down and thought about it. How many of my 00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:59.840 favorite sayings have fecal connections? But 00:50:59.840 --> 00:51:02.750 like, shoot the shit. What? Okay. I say that 00:51:02.750 --> 00:51:05.190 one all the time. And it's fun to say. Shoot 00:51:05.190 --> 00:51:07.289 the shit. Shoot the shit. Shoot the shit. Hey, 00:51:07.329 --> 00:51:08.409 what are you doing? No, just shooting the shit. 00:51:08.969 --> 00:51:10.349 So that's a fun one. Could be shooting the breeze. 00:51:11.389 --> 00:51:13.769 Yeah. Yeah. And that was the original iteration 00:51:13.769 --> 00:51:18.769 of shoot the shit. But apparently during World 00:51:18.769 --> 00:51:23.829 War II, the soldiers didn't think it was too, 00:51:23.989 --> 00:51:27.590 it wasn't masculine enough to say, yeah, we're 00:51:27.590 --> 00:51:30.090 just shooting the breeze. So they changed it 00:51:30.090 --> 00:51:33.699 to shoot the shit. And I think it was a change 00:51:33.699 --> 00:51:36.980 well warranted. Sure. Or when the shit hits the 00:51:36.980 --> 00:51:40.139 fan. Okay. It's another one of my favorites. 00:51:40.900 --> 00:51:42.579 That's a good one. It seems to happen more and 00:51:42.579 --> 00:51:46.579 more these days when the poop is rising and being 00:51:46.579 --> 00:51:50.699 flung about the room once it hits the fan. Or 00:51:50.699 --> 00:51:54.500 in the wise words of Toby Keith, when the fit 00:51:54.500 --> 00:51:59.800 hits the shan. Hey, but when the shit hits the 00:51:59.800 --> 00:52:03.119 fan. And you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 00:52:04.619 --> 00:52:10.039 Nice. Brought it right back around. Or, and this 00:52:10.039 --> 00:52:15.960 one is not poop adjacent, but it's not in the 00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:18.980 actual saying, but it's butt to nut in here. 00:52:23.099 --> 00:52:25.420 And of course, this is a saying that you would 00:52:25.420 --> 00:52:28.699 use. When you're in a very crowded place, usually 00:52:28.699 --> 00:52:32.960 like the pit of a concert or maybe you're in 00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:35.239 line for a ride at some amusement park or something. 00:52:35.900 --> 00:52:38.820 NSYNC is doing a show at your local mall. You 00:52:38.820 --> 00:52:42.300 know, it's going to be butt to nut. You're going 00:52:42.300 --> 00:52:45.179 to be very uncomfortably close to people around 00:52:45.179 --> 00:52:50.039 you. Another favorite of ours. This is me and 00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:55.329 Emily's both. Whenever there is a vehicle. Car 00:52:55.329 --> 00:52:59.829 or truck. If it's a truck, it's usually a lifted 00:52:59.829 --> 00:53:03.829 dually with giant mud tires, usually LEDs running 00:53:03.829 --> 00:53:09.309 underneath, loud as hell. If it is a car, it's 00:53:09.309 --> 00:53:14.050 going to be like a little Civic, but with the 00:53:14.050 --> 00:53:20.070 exhaust of like an F18 on it. Sure, yeah. And 00:53:20.070 --> 00:53:24.260 they go tearing by you. And we... look to each 00:53:24.260 --> 00:53:30.719 other, and we say, that man's poor wife. Having 00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:34.860 to deal with a man with such a massive schlong. 00:53:37.300 --> 00:53:41.039 And of course, the joke is that that is tiny 00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:45.739 wiener behavior. To be that imposing on everyone 00:53:45.739 --> 00:53:48.960 around you. When you're on your way to the grocery 00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:59.300 store, when... Your car is like, and just stop. 00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:03.780 Just stop. We all know. We all know. We all know 00:54:03.780 --> 00:54:06.480 what side of the glass you're getting your condoms 00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:11.679 from. So cut it out. And then our last one, which 00:54:11.679 --> 00:54:16.519 also regretfully is poop related, is when someone 00:54:16.519 --> 00:54:20.500 is zooming up behind us, whips around. and then 00:54:20.500 --> 00:54:23.599 keep zooming like 20, 30 miles over the speed 00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:27.260 limit, especially when you're not on the highway, 00:54:27.400 --> 00:54:30.320 when you're on just like a surface street, we 00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:38.820 both say he must really have to poop. I don't 00:54:38.820 --> 00:54:41.380 know if this one, I mean, we've already talked 00:54:41.380 --> 00:54:43.539 a good amount about stuff like this in this episode, 00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:48.500 but I worked in a restaurant which had like a 00:54:48.500 --> 00:54:53.320 brick road in front of it. And there was a saying 00:54:53.320 --> 00:54:55.219 that went around whenever we would have those 00:54:55.219 --> 00:54:59.860 lowrider cars that had a bass boost that would 00:54:59.860 --> 00:55:02.860 shake the foundation of the restaurant that I 00:55:02.860 --> 00:55:07.099 worked in. It was that he didn't make a very 00:55:07.099 --> 00:55:14.940 good dildo, so he became a vibrator. Because 00:55:14.940 --> 00:55:21.179 that's just... Why? Just one. You don't need 00:55:21.179 --> 00:55:26.500 to drive that. You don't need to shake all of 00:55:26.500 --> 00:55:29.280 the cars around you. They're not even listening 00:55:29.280 --> 00:55:32.079 to anything. It's literally just bass. I know. 00:55:32.139 --> 00:55:34.119 When you're at a stoplight and you're trying 00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:38.179 to pinpoint who is having a little mini earthquake 00:55:38.179 --> 00:55:43.400 next to you, and there's no way the people in 00:55:43.400 --> 00:55:47.840 this car can understand anything that is coming 00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:53.719 out of their speakers. Because I am two cars 00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:57.659 back, two lanes over, and I can kind of make 00:55:57.659 --> 00:56:00.199 out the words. And I have all that buffer on 00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:03.440 top of the sound coming from inside your vehicle. 00:56:03.639 --> 00:56:07.039 But there is no way that you sitting there are 00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:10.340 going to be able to make out anything that is 00:56:10.340 --> 00:56:14.440 being said. So is this for us? Are you making 00:56:14.440 --> 00:56:17.639 the sacrifice to your own well -being and your 00:56:17.639 --> 00:56:22.119 own eardrums? for our sake, so that we can hear 00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:28.800 this magnum opus from Lil Squirt. Like, what 00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:30.900 is it? What is it? What is this for? What are 00:56:30.900 --> 00:56:37.139 you doing, man? Stop it. Get some help. But feel 00:56:37.139 --> 00:56:42.639 free to use anything that you learned in this 00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:46.599 episode, any new sayings, any life lessons, any 00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:51.769 words of wisdom. And take it into your life and 00:56:51.769 --> 00:56:54.309 make yourself a better person because of it. 00:56:54.489 --> 00:57:00.070 Yeah. I started watching Landman today. And there 00:57:00.070 --> 00:57:04.150 is an idiom that all of that conversation reminded 00:57:04.150 --> 00:57:08.070 me of, which is also a big Southernism. You've 00:57:08.070 --> 00:57:11.590 got a, I've got a wish in one hand and shit in 00:57:11.590 --> 00:57:14.889 the other. We'll see which fills up faster. Billy 00:57:14.889 --> 00:57:19.239 Bob Thornton is so good in that show. I just 00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:21.420 think he's good in general. I think he's good 00:57:21.420 --> 00:57:24.000 in general. He was great in Fargo. I'd like him. 00:57:24.099 --> 00:57:26.619 I'd like to meet him. He's probably going to 00:57:26.619 --> 00:57:28.960 be in your neck of the woods again sometime. 00:57:29.539 --> 00:57:32.219 They film a lot of Landman in Fort Worth. Yeah, 00:57:32.300 --> 00:57:35.960 he seems kind of intimidating, though. Is it 00:57:35.960 --> 00:57:38.360 because of the vials of blood? No, I think he's 00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:43.019 past that. Have you seen the knockoff T -Mobile 00:57:43.019 --> 00:57:45.360 commercials that have Billy Bob in them, but 00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:49.969 the ones with AT &T? With Luke Wilson. No. And 00:57:49.969 --> 00:57:51.909 it's literally the same thing. And Luke Wilson 00:57:51.909 --> 00:57:55.489 is putting on this weird quasi Texan accent, 00:57:55.789 --> 00:57:58.409 which is weird because he's from. Is he a Texan? 00:57:58.650 --> 00:58:01.690 Yeah. But yeah, he's got he's got a weird accent. 00:58:01.750 --> 00:58:05.010 You should check it out. And he's like, yeah, 00:58:05.349 --> 00:58:09.469 don't you want to trust your phone with the company 00:58:09.469 --> 00:58:15.050 that invented the phone? Which just isn't true. 00:58:15.630 --> 00:58:18.969 AT &T did not invent the phone. This is Alexander 00:58:18.969 --> 00:58:21.809 Graham Bell erasure. I will not stand for it. 00:58:24.309 --> 00:58:27.690 Speaking of, what do you think of answering the 00:58:27.690 --> 00:58:32.789 phone with a hoi hoi proponent? Absolutely. I 00:58:32.789 --> 00:58:36.469 love it. Mr. Burns was right all along. Because 00:58:36.469 --> 00:58:39.010 if you didn't know, Alexander Graham Bell envisioned 00:58:39.010 --> 00:58:42.110 that's how phone calls would begin. He was right. 00:58:42.769 --> 00:58:45.010 He was. I'm going to start doing that. Did he 00:58:45.010 --> 00:58:47.190 have a suggestion for how they should end? I 00:58:47.190 --> 00:58:52.349 don't know. It's not as talked about as Ahoy 00:58:52.349 --> 00:58:56.610 Hoy. I mean, I test out some stuff every now 00:58:56.610 --> 00:59:02.010 and then. Shabbat Shalom. Word Up. What It Do. 00:59:02.429 --> 00:59:10.090 What It Is. Suh. Yo. Hey to the Izzle. I haven't 00:59:10.090 --> 00:59:12.869 tested out Ahoy. I'll try that one. See what 00:59:12.869 --> 00:59:16.679 kind of reaction it gets. I think I'm going to 00:59:16.679 --> 00:59:18.179 have to add that one to the arsenal the next 00:59:18.179 --> 00:59:27.400 time that Nate calls me. Do you need me to send 00:59:27.400 --> 00:59:29.039 you an ambulance? Are you having a stroke? What's 00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:32.320 going on? I'm sure I've said weirder things opening 00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:36.079 a phone call. I feel like last episode we talked 00:59:36.079 --> 00:59:39.559 about you asking him something, but I can't remember 00:59:39.559 --> 00:59:42.210 what it was. We've had that particular conversation 00:59:42.210 --> 00:59:44.429 a couple times. I know there have been, like, 00:59:44.449 --> 00:59:46.730 I've had homework in a lot of our episodes, and 00:59:46.730 --> 00:59:50.369 I don't remember what it is. I don't know. If 00:59:50.369 --> 00:59:51.869 you remember. British people don't have peoples. 00:59:52.710 --> 00:59:56.329 That was homework that I had. They don't? Forever 00:59:56.329 --> 00:59:58.570 ago, they don't have peoples. You asked for Brit? 00:59:58.750 --> 01:00:01.769 I asked a guy who lived in Germany, who explored 01:00:01.769 --> 01:00:06.710 Europe. Okay. I mean, Germany and Britain are 01:00:06.710 --> 01:00:09.039 two completely different areas. I know, but I 01:00:09.039 --> 01:00:09.539 said he explored Europe. Otherwise, they would 01:00:09.539 --> 01:00:11.980 have not gotten into a world war with each other. 01:00:12.500 --> 01:00:16.139 Okay, that's fair. That's fair. It's weird. Seems 01:00:16.139 --> 01:00:20.719 like a real simple thing to install as a safety 01:00:20.719 --> 01:00:25.159 measure. But, hey, I guess. I don't know. Maybe 01:00:25.159 --> 01:00:27.719 they don't want to get protected from being stabbed 01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:30.340 all the time. I mean, is a people really going 01:00:30.340 --> 01:00:32.699 to stab you or keep you from getting stabbed? 01:00:33.199 --> 01:00:35.980 I mean, you answer the door. You have no clue 01:00:35.980 --> 01:00:38.579 who it is. Make them announce themselves. It 01:00:38.579 --> 01:00:41.199 could be someone dropping off your beans and 01:00:41.199 --> 01:00:43.360 toast. I would assume they get that delivered. 01:00:43.420 --> 01:00:46.400 I don't know. Or it could be someone, some madman 01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:47.599 with a knife. You're not going to know. What 01:00:47.599 --> 01:00:50.500 if you are really wanting your beans and toast? 01:00:50.800 --> 01:00:52.440 And you're like, oh, I don't care who it is. 01:00:52.460 --> 01:00:53.800 I'm opening the door. They better have my beans 01:00:53.800 --> 01:00:55.920 and toast. And then boom, you got a butcher knife 01:00:55.920 --> 01:00:59.780 in your abdomen. Yeah, that is a possibility. 01:01:00.460 --> 01:01:03.199 Could have been could have been taken care of 01:01:03.199 --> 01:01:05.750 with a peephole. Disappointing. I mean, they 01:01:05.750 --> 01:01:09.710 could still have ring cameras. But do they? If 01:01:09.710 --> 01:01:11.409 they don't have something as simple as a peephole? 01:01:12.090 --> 01:01:14.409 I imagine they don't have peepholes because their 01:01:14.409 --> 01:01:17.730 doors are older. A lot of the stuff that's made 01:01:17.730 --> 01:01:19.849 or a lot of that stuff is older architecture. 01:01:20.590 --> 01:01:24.030 I guess. I don't know. All I'm trying to say 01:01:24.030 --> 01:01:26.690 is that British people are dumb. That's all I'm 01:01:26.690 --> 01:01:32.070 trying to say. Wild take. But do you, yourself, 01:01:32.289 --> 01:01:36.760 you, right there, With the loud cat, do you have 01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:41.119 anything to send our people off into the world 01:01:41.119 --> 01:01:43.699 with? If you're going through hell, keep on going. 01:01:44.139 --> 01:01:46.699 Don't slow down. If you're scared, don't show 01:01:46.699 --> 01:01:49.559 it. Great song. Much better than the eight -second 01:01:49.559 --> 01:01:53.719 ride one. Do not recommend that. No, check it 01:01:53.719 --> 01:01:56.579 out. Form your own opinion. Don't take our word 01:01:56.579 --> 01:01:58.820 for it. I said I don't recommend it. Eight -second 01:01:58.820 --> 01:02:01.420 ride. Jake Owen. I don't know who it's... Oh, 01:02:01.460 --> 01:02:04.630 okay. Or if you're going through hell, Randy 01:02:04.630 --> 01:02:11.469 Atkins. Rodney. Rodney Atkins, I believe. I think 01:02:11.469 --> 01:02:16.289 that's right. And if someone tells you, hey, 01:02:16.469 --> 01:02:18.869 that's not an idiom. That's a blah, blah, blah. 01:02:19.670 --> 01:02:23.269 Don't worry about it. Just do you, man. You make 01:02:23.269 --> 01:02:24.889 a whole episode about something and they say, 01:02:24.949 --> 01:02:27.650 oh, wait, that's not right. Just plow right through 01:02:27.650 --> 01:02:30.949 it. I mean, the rest of them were idioms. Well. 01:02:32.010 --> 01:02:34.969 We'll let you be the judge of that. You know 01:02:34.969 --> 01:02:39.170 how you can let us know? Check us out on Instagram, 01:02:39.510 --> 01:02:45.809 TikTok, X, CashExchangePod, or send us a hate 01:02:45.809 --> 01:02:49.030 email about how British you are and how you don't 01:02:49.030 --> 01:02:51.929 appreciate me making fun of your beans on toast 01:02:51.929 --> 01:02:57.070 or the fact that a grown person can say chuffed 01:02:57.070 --> 01:03:00.170 to bits. You can email us at CashExchangePod 01:03:00.170 --> 01:03:02.960 at gmail .com. To be fair, I think if you say 01:03:02.960 --> 01:03:06.360 chuffed to bits, it's silly as a grown -up. But 01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:08.639 it's also silly to say tickled pink as a grown 01:03:08.639 --> 01:03:11.719 -up, and they're basically the same thing. What 01:03:11.719 --> 01:03:15.139 about pickled tink? That sounds dirty. I don't 01:03:15.139 --> 01:03:18.199 like that. And slightly gay. I don't want to 01:03:18.199 --> 01:03:21.019 know how that sounds slightly gay. Okay, well, 01:03:21.139 --> 01:03:23.599 if you would like to know how that sounds slightly 01:03:23.599 --> 01:03:26.780 gay, reach out to us on the previous aforementioned 01:03:26.780 --> 01:03:30.659 social medias. And with that, we'll see you. 01:03:31.359 --> 01:03:32.400 Peace out, Girl Scouts.