They do the thing where she turns on the light,
doesn't see anyone. And then as she turns away,
there's a surprise villain in the doorway. And
she turned the lights off and just keeps going.
They left Pooh on her doorstep. Welcome to Cash
Exchange Presents. What up? How are you doing
today? Not too shabby. Can't complain. No one
would care if I did anyways. What about you?
You mean you haven't told a random service worker
that you were having a bad day? Yeah, and then
just watch them implode. No, I haven't. I have
not burdened them with my tribulations. That
had to have happened to me at some point in my
serving career. There's no way that you do 10
years of time in the restaurant industry and
there's not one person that's told me that they
were bad when I asked how things were going.
You think you just blocked it out? Yeah, I think
so. I've definitely repressed it. Therapy is
going to be a fun time for me. I see that you
have broken back out the No Bothers Given shirt.
No Bothers Given 2. Oh, I didn't see that. To
be fair, I can only see every third pixel of
your picture right now. Yeah. I mean, we're thrifty
people. I'm not going to lie to you and say this
is a whole new shirt. It's the same shirt, but
with a two. Which is basically where we're at
with today's movie, Blood and Honey 2. Actually,
I mean, I would argue that this, one, this is
a much better movie. Oh, it's so much better.
Like way, way ahead of the first movie. So I
would say that this isn't like just slapping
on a two onto something that you already got.
This is its own property. Yeah, that is fair.
Blood and Honey 1 walked so that Blood and Honey
2 could run. I was trying to think of a good
tie -in to the actual movie for Blood and Honey
walked. I got nothing. Blood and Honey 1 would
be like Winnie's walk in the first one. He's
a lot more agile in this one. He is, yeah. Spoiler
alert, they all are. Menacing. They are. I do
like what they did with the complete changing
of the actors. From what I could tell, there
was only one returning actor from the Blood and
Honey one, and it's a completely different character.
Who's that? It was our Native American hillbilly,
British hillbilly, Troy from the first one. Oh,
okay. He is Owl in this one. What? Huh. And while
we're talking about Owl, he is like a straight
knockoff of Jeepers Creepers. Absolutely. Jeepers
Creepers with a beak. I was trying to figure
out in the first scene that you see Owl, what
he looked like. And I could not for the life
of me figure it out. It's Jeepers Creepers. The
only thing that I got was like gargoyle mask,
which is not inaccurate, but it's Jeepers Creepers.
No, but a nice gargoyle mask. If this were the
first one, it would have been something straight
off the shelf of spirit. Out of the gate, I am
so immensely grateful that they upped their costume
budget in this movie because the masks actually
move. They can emote, which is awesome. Yeah.
Their eyes look real freaky, which I think adds
to the vibe that they're going for. It's not.
It doesn't look as much like it's just a. Person
in an animal mask. Well, that is the difference
between a $100 ,000 budget and a $500 ,000 budget.
Crazy that this was still only $500 ,000. It
does seem like a lot. It seems like they really
got a lot of bang for their buck with this movie.
They did. Yeah. So we have picked up. I don't
really have a good time frame. I don't think
there's a specific time jump. It's a year after.
Okay. After the Hundred Acre Wood Massacre, Christopher
Robin has tried to return to normal life. And
we get some more animation narration where they
say that essentially who and Christopher Robin
are going through similar journeys because there
are people that are out hunting the woods for
whatever monsters caused this massacre. And Christopher
Robin, after the release of a movie about the
massacre. is being tormented, basically being
out in public. I really like that device. Using
the... Parallel journeys. Yeah, well, like making
the previous movie kind of like the made -for
-TV movie of the actual events that happened.
Because then you're not concerned with these
characters played by completely different actors.
The costume changes. which the most egregious
one is Piglet, because in the first one, Piglet
was like a boar with these huge tusks and was
very menacing. In this one, it's not that way.
He's very portly, more piggish. He looks incredibly
silly in this one. He does. They did get more
into the realism, but... If you go with realism
from a pig and not a boar, he doesn't make for
a good villain, which is why he dies twice in
this franchise. Because you think he's dead towards
the end of the first one, and then he dies in,
I think, about 20 minutes of the movie. Yeah.
Yeah, not too far into it. Not a fan of that,
though. Not a fan of the regeneration and can
live forever aspect. Spoiler alert. I have a
lot to say about that towards the end of this
conversation. We start off with a quote and I'm
not sure how I feel about it. I usually don't
like movies that start off with quotes unless
they're like historical things like Pearl Harbor
or yeah, something like World War II, some sort
of like battle thing. And like these are people
that actually live these experiences. But the
quote we get is. You can't stay in your corner
of the forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes. Dash. Winnie
the Pooh. And I will go ahead and let you down
now. There's a lot less opportunities for me
to make poo jokes in this one. There was one
specific one that actually did get me. I chuckled
a little bit. And it was in the intro to the
movie. where they have the little animated what
have Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin been
up to since the events of the last movie. And
it says something along the lines of they force
Pooh out of the woods. And it got me. That one
got me. You're welcome. There had to have been
one of them. This one, I think it was because
this one actually came from the movie. It wasn't
just our rehashing of it. It's very silly. This
300 pound trucker looking bear man is named Poop.
Not once do they call him Winnie. Never. Never.
Which I wonder if that's like a legal thing.
No, I mean, they do call him Winnie the Pooh.
I think a couple of times in the first one. It's
made reference to, but they never directly call
him that. One of the reasons, because this came
out March 24th, 2024. One of the reasons that
it came out when it did was because Tigger went
into the public domain in 2023. Oh. Interesting.
I wonder if that's why they ate Eeyore. I'm still
bitter about that. I wonder if they ate Eeyore
because they couldn't include him in the first
movie. I don't know. Maybe. That's interesting.
We are set up for a trilogy, so maybe Eeyore
will make his grand return in the last one. And
with the regeneration stuff, why did that create
a bit of a hole in the story? I have a lot of
questions that specifically revolve around the
fact that there is a... canon movie about the
events that happened in the first movie or the
first movie is in the universe of the second
one and the second one is kind of the only thing
that's actually happening in the real world yeah
i'm very confused by that because i don't know
what parts of this what's real i don't know how
to have this conversation yeah like the theoretically
speaking Because this is a made -for -TV movie
about what happened to Christopher Robin and
others in the Hundred Acre Woods, did he just
tell this entire story? Did they just make up
a whole bunch of backstory for these teenage
girls? And they did not look like teenagers.
No. At all. To be fair, they didn't look like
teenagers in the first movie either. Well, that's
what I mean. They mentioned in the second one
that it was a bunch of teenagers that died. Those
girls were mid -20s. I mean, they gave themselves
an out with everything in the first movie is
just an interpretation of what happened from
some screenwriter. Well, that's what I mean,
though. How much of it came from just Christopher
Robin wildly speculating about what happened
in those girls' lives right before they died?
Because none of them made it out. I don't know.
They might have created their own potholes with
the explanation of the made -for -TV movie. That,
by the way, is called Honey and Blood, not Blood
and Honey. I know, I love that. They do have
a small callback to the first movie as one of
the kids in the movie is watching Honey and Blood.
And you already knew watching the first movie
that it was the most expensive thing that they
filmed. And it's where they crush a girl's head
under a car tire. And so her eyeball pops out.
And they did nothing to the effects. None of
the budget for this movie went to correcting
how ridiculous those effects looked in that movie,
which I kind of respect. If it is canon that
this is a movie about reality rather than reality
itself, then it makes sense. Anyway, there's
a lot of meta confusion that did kind of frustrate
me on the second watch of this movie. So we have
watched the intro animation narration. There
is a shelf of horrific looking dolls. Actually,
I do have a quick question about the animation.
It says that Pooh was reunited with his friends.
why leave them in the first place? So after the
events of the first, whatever happened at the
hundred acre massacre, who had to be reunited
with his friends because mobs were closing in
on sections of the forest and like fencing them
in to one area. So what were owl and boiler alert
ticker, uh, doing prior to this? I mean, I assumed
that. some of the bodies and things that it references
in the first movie would have been attributed
to the other big bads, Birdman and the Tiger
King. But like, if they had just been, I don't
know, because like the fact that they said reunited
means that they weren't together for a while
and then they came back to each other. So I'm
just wondering, because it seems like the reunited
part was purposeful. So maybe we're going to
get a spinoff on what Owl and Tigger were up
to. God, I hope not. My theory is that it was
not, in fact, a unanimous decision to eat Eeyore
in the first movie. It was whose decision and
Piglet went along with it. And so the people,
the animal hybrids that would have been against
that decision would have split off and done their
own thing. Okay. Which would have been Owl. And
Tigger. That's what I'm going to guess. Okay.
That makes sense. Well, maybe you should have
been a screenwriter on this movie. Maybe you
should have reached out. This was a very fun
watch. I think that it accomplished more than
any of the other low -budget movies that we've
watched recently has. It feels a little cheesy
in a way that's self -aware. I don't feel like
it's going too hard at trying to be realistic.
Yeah. Yeah, it is what it is. And there are a
couple times where that shines through, especially
one glaring one towards the end, which I really
appreciated. Well, since we have a lot to talk
about in the back end of this movie, it sounds
like, let's get started with the actual live
action part of this movie. So we open to a seance,
naturally. Is that what it was? Yes. I wasn't
sure. They are... Do they pull out a Ouija board?
They're messing with a Ouija board, yeah. Yeah.
Dummies. And I'm not superstitious. Are you a
little stitious? But don't mess with... I am
a little stitious. Don't mess with Ouija boards.
No. Even if it doesn't do anything, why take
the risk, you know? It's asking for trouble.
Yep. Maybe you're subconsciously moving that
plan... Planchette? Planchette? I don't know
how you say it. Planchette, yeah. Planchette.
Maybe you're subconsciously moving the planchette,
but if you are, that's a part of your subconscious
and not your conscious for probably a good reason.
Yeah, I just watched a video about paranormal
activity, and I think I'm going to revisit that
soon. The movie or the concept? Both. Okay. I
am in a spirited house as we speak. You are indeed.
Robert is everywhere. Are you going to get a
third mic for Robert? He even goes on vacation
with us. What if he's in your elf on the show?
That goes on vacation with you. It does. I never
thought of that. I have to rethink how we do
this Christmas. This is a dead silence knockoff
that's happening in your house. When are we getting
the Elf on the Shelf horror movie? You could
make a knockoff version of it. You could. Elf
on the Shelf movie. That's ours. We need royalties.
There's already an Elf on the Shelf movie. Like
a Christmas cartoon? It's animated and fun, yes.
Oh, no, I want like Elf, like Annabelle, but
with an Elf on the Shelf. You can't do like Jack
Frost and Jack Frost to the Elf on the Shelf.
Yeah, we'll give the Elf, ours is named Dorothy,
we'll give her a sad one where a mom dies. And
then she is reincarnated into the elf on the
shelf to watch over her family during Christmas
and be super sad about it. And then we'll give
her one where she is murdered and then goes on
a rampage or a rampage of revenge. He's not even
murdered in that movie. He's a serial killer.
I hate that I know that. In which one? Jack Frost.
The other one. Oh. Okay, so like a Chucky situation.
The spirit of a serial killer goes into a doll.
So the spirit of a serial killer will go into
Dorothy, and then she'll cause mayhem with her
tiny little plush hands that have no opposable
thumbs. Disappointing. She needs opposable thumbs.
It's our idea. Don't steal it. Anyways, seance.
We've opened on a seance. They are specifically
channeling the spirits of the Hundred Acre Woods,
and I don't think that's how a Ouija board works.
I don't think you can call specific spirits so
much as you can just be like, hey, anyone want
to chat? It's like opening up your window, opening
up your window, sticking your head out like,
hey, anything going on over here? Yes. And then
whatever comes into contact comes into contact.
Yeah. Do you think from that point you can request
that that one sends out like a... to the person
that you're trying to get a hold of? I don't...
I wouldn't imagine that spirits are willing to
take voicemails. Maybe. I don't know. I don't
speak for the spirit world, but I wouldn't think
that's how that works. To be fair, I have also
never used a Ouija board, so I don't know that
you can't... Talk to specific ghosts. Imagine
how annoying it would be to be a dead famous
person. No, absolutely not. We are not using
a Ouija board. On life. On Instagram. TikTok.
That is some white people stuff that I do not
feel like participating in. We are white. Be
that as it may. No. I will not be participating
in any Ouija board nonsense. This pans out by
them immediately after they ask the hundred acre
wood spirits to communicate with them. They say,
I think it's not get out, but it's something
along those lines. You shouldn't be here. You
shouldn't be here. And the girls are a little
frightened. I got excited because one of the
girls is American. I was like, hey, are we going
to get more Americans in this movie? Yeah. We
don't. We are. We hear the voice of one of the
creatures that is in the hundred acre woods.
And the lady that is sitting against the back
wall of the RV that they're all in gets stabbed
right through it. So it's it's a white British
woman, a white American woman, black British
woman. And as soon as I said, you shouldn't be
here. Me and Emily were watching it. And Emily
was like, that girl's going to go talking about
the black girl. I was like, there's no way you
can't do that anymore. That's that's that's that's
not PC. And then she immediately dies. So I was
wrong. And they did. They did want to go there.
The first person to die in this movie was a black
woman. And I don't appreciate it. Put that on
the record. But it was pretty funny. So the two
ladies that are left over are. panicking. One
of them goes to open the door, sees ManBear right
outside. And as she tries to pull the door closed
again, it shuts on all of her fingers. And so
she is freaking out with a scene that is surprisingly
not bad considering the CGI of the first movie
with all of her fingers facing a bunch of different
directions. Who is now outside of the RV that
they're in? and flipping it over. And we discussed
it a good bit in the last episode on the original
Blood and Honey. How strong is this bear? Because
I looked it up, the low end of a motorhome, roughly
I'm assuming this size, is like 12 ,000 pounds.
That feels pretty heavy for a single man bear
to flip. Do you think so? But he doesn't. He
flips off. He does. Barely breaks a sweat. How
would you be able to tell? Yeah, I mean, he doesn't.
This is shot darker than Game of Thrones. He
doesn't huff and puff. This is true. Even right
after, he's still just murder on the mind. Focused.
Driven. You can appreciate that. Mm -hmm. So,
one of the girls. Makes it out. She slips out
through the window and runs over to a, like,
ATV that is covered in Christmas lights. It's
like decked out. Yeah. It's weird. She is trying
to escape. And as she tries to escape, poo catches
her. Sweet Jesus. She got the poo on her. Uh
-huh. The other girl has now fallen into the
lake that they were right beside. After being
caught on fire because they are in the most flammable
RV of all time. Immediately goes up in flames.
That's true. Maybe they poured gasoline on it
on the outside before there was the whole ambush.
These guys are fast and shockingly quiet considering
their size. You'd think that you'd hear that
lumbering man -bear for a ways out. But you don't.
Anyway, you don't. This is where you first see
Owl in his full glory. And he says, how dare
you try to survive? The thing that caught me
on this part was that they make a very big point
of it in the first movie that all of them speak
in broken English. And he's just talking perfectly
normally. He like breaks out into a soliloquy
at one point. It is. Yeah, it is bizarre. That
is one of the things I had questions about when
it comes to the real canon versus the in -universe
movie that was made. If the broken English that
they spoke in the first movie was supposed to
be some iteration of the screenwriter's idea
rather than... I don't know. It's a lot of things.
They wrote away that plot hole. They're like,
no, what are you talking about? They speak perfect
English. They can even wax poetic to you right
before they kill you. I don't know where he came
up with that gibberish stuff from the first one.
I mean, there wasn't even gibberish stuff. You
left. That's it. Yeah. And then just assorted
noises. Yeah. We didn't get any snorts in this
one from Piglet. I mean, doesn't really make
it that far in, but. Yeah. Yeah. No weird grunt
snorts. So who is fighting the girl on the ATV?
And he goes after her with his weapon of choice,
which is a bear trap. Ironic. He catches her.
Don't you think? Breaks each of her limbs individually
and then bear traps her face. He sets it up like
it's a WWE cage fight. He lays her down and then
he opens up the trap and then he sets the trap
under her head and then plops her head down.
It was very traumatic. She's also watching her
friend who is half burnt in the water as she
is about to explode. And boy does she. And now
we have the opening of the movie. And title card.
It starts. The same way that every single one
of these movies has, aside from Slumber Party
Massacre. We start out in a deeply impractical
therapist's office. I don't. What is it? This
woman is working inside of a green box. Why is
it every time it's a therapist? She has bookshelves
on every wall of her office, which is massive,
by the way. And it is wall -to -wall books. I
am confident that she owns everything that's
ever been published. But none of the shelves
are lined up. If you had a patient with OCD,
I think it would be exposure therapy to just
exist in that space. It was stressing me out.
It is just deeply silly like every other therapist's
office. This, however, is not your typical therapy.
This is a hypnotherapist. Do you believe in hypnosis?
I do, yeah. Would you ever try hypnotherapy?
I don't think so. I don't like the... I believe
in hypnosis because I think that our brains are
malleable. But I don't think I would ever be
willing to give somebody that much control over
my brain. I don't think I would ever want to
like... let somebody have just free reign. I
don't know what they're telling me. I think if
I block something out, I blocked it out on purpose.
Yeah. Is it the healthiest way to live? That
is probably a fair assessment. Maybe not, but
works for me. And that is what matters. But blocking
things out and leaving them blocked out does
not work for Christopher Robin because he is
going to hypnosis therapy so that he can unlock
all of those repressed memories of what? We don't
know. You would assume that it's the massacre.
Probably not. You would think so. Maybe to get
that final clue to why all this happened. The
thing that I laughed at watching this movie was
not in the animated part. It was in therapy.
He says the phrase, I remember playing with poo
in the woodlands. Mom and dad didn't know. I
chuckled. That was the one that got me. You're
in therapy for something traumatic that happened
to you. I made sure to write that quote down.
I bet mom and dad didn't know you were out playing
with poo in the woods. And this woman, they end
their session with, okay, see you tomorrow. This
man is in daily therapy sessions. I wrote daily
therapy in all caps. In my notes. What do you
mean same time tomorrow? Oh, that that does not
seem like that's the way to go. I would think
you need a break every now and then. He has somewhere
to get and it is right now. Has he been doing
daily therapy since the massacre a year ago?
That sounds expensive. That sounds very expensive,
but it's in the UK and whatever. I don't even
know how it works. Is therapy covered? Not a
clue. We had this conversation, I think, twice
already. Hey, our Brits, let us know because
we'd be interested. And maybe you can clear up
some misconceptions about universal health care.
I don't know much about it. I just know my insurance
is expensive as hell. And anytime I want to go
to the doctor, it's expensive as hell. Yeah.
I just remembered that there was an update that
I had on the podcast. Nate listened to one of
them and informed me of something we were unsure
about, and I don't remember what it was. Oh.
Nuts. Okay, so this aside means completely nothing?
You have no new information to give us? I don't,
no. What you have for us is say, hey, I had information,
but now I don't have that information anymore.
Yeah, that's about it. I'm not saying that it's
relevant to the conversation. I just remembered
it. So Chris leaves therapy. Same time tomorrow.
All right, you got it, lady. Walks out and then
we hear Chris is 100 meters from you. And there's
a lady in a car, a pretty lady in a car. We know
what that means. He's already moved on from Mary.
Yeah, that was that was strange. Technically,
technically, they're not. But it is heavily implied
that after the events of this movie, there'll
be a... I don't have a Winnie the Pooh pun. I
don't think that it is necessarily that they're
going to be together after the end of this movie.
Because they are the last survivors of a pretty
large friend group. I think that's trauma bonding
like you've never seen before. So they have to
be together. In the biblical sense. I don't think
that's how that works. So that they can procreate
and create a new friend group. Because apparently
everyone in this town, Ashdown, which has a sign,
Welcome to Ashdown, home of the Hundred Acre
Woods. That's not something that I'd put on my
sign. That's exactly what I wrote. But everybody,
everybody here knows everybody. People that die
in the woods. Oh, they were friends of Christopher
Robin. Oh, the people that just happened to go
into the woods. Well, Christopher Robin must
have known them and must have killed them. Like
everyone knows everybody. I mean. It's not. It's
not really suggested that he knows the people
that died in the woods. Not in the first, no,
but the three that die in the woods this time,
he does know. They're like buddies of his. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess in the first one it didn't really
say that he knew them. But they just, they made
it a point to like, everyone knows everyone here.
And then it turns out that everyone knows even
more people than they think they know here. All
of the ones that died in the first movie are
also from several hours away, which I don't know
a ton about the UK. But as you know, their frame
of reference for what distance is too long is
way shorter than ours is. I just drove in from
France. It's not even that. It's like my family
is 45 minutes away, so I only get to see them
like once a year, like 45 minutes. I've driven
that to work. For a very long, like it's, it's
not the same frame of reference, but they are
like three hours away. That's, that's your take
on this? Europeans are weak people? Yes. Yes.
Okay. I mean, they know it and it's fine. They're
well aware. So we get, we get the cops calling
in. Three dead bodies. And we are cutting to
a person listening to a police scanner. We have
no idea who this is. Now we just see the back
of his head. He's smoking a cigarette. So you
know that's shorthand for he's probably not a
cool guy. Don't smoke, kids. Don't. Not even
once. Immediately after we hear this chatter
on the police scanner, we cut to the 100 Acre
Woods and a flannel DJ Khaled is hunting to bring
justice to his girl. We have no idea who he is
talking about. None whatsoever. Throughout the
entire movie, it's never explained. You would
imagine it's one of. The girls in the RV, probably.
Who knows? Maybe, yeah. One of those three people
that is hunting with, one of the people that
is hunting with DJ Khaled is a very good friend
of Christopher Robin. In this small world. Friend
of Christopher Robin. Who. We. I can't finish
that. Anyways. Yeah. And. Then we get a. Guess
who's overhead. Keep it an eye. Reconnaissance
on his. His little patch of land. It's big scary
owl man. Jeepers creepers. Jeepers creepers.
I think it was the first one to pop up, Piglet.
Yes. And starts knocking him around. And then
they start shooting. They shoot Piglet in the
face. Piglet goes down, as you would assume.
Pooh grabs the man's rifle. He obviously does
not have fire. Very good firearm discipline.
Still has his finger on the trigger. Pops his
buddy in the face with a 10 gauge from, I don't
know, roughly six, seven feet away. Six, seven.
Boo. Stop trying to be one with the youths. That
was an accident. Yeah. So obviously he's down.
Then does. Pooh finish him off or does Owl? Is
Owl even in this skirmish, this kerfuffle? I
think it's Owl. I think it's Owl too. Comes in
and says something like very like, I guess now
that I think about it, in Winnie the Pooh, Owl
was like the studious one. So it makes sense
based on the characters from Winnie the Pooh
that Owl would have these long flowing diatribes
about whatever before he pecks your eyes out.
Or what have you. I'm glad we've logicked that
out. Okay, so I feel better about that. And then
we just, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's where that
scene ends. We do get a better look at Pooh for
this movie. He definitely looks a lot more Grinch
-like. That is exactly what I was thinking. He's
got the exact, like, muzzle of the Grinch in
the Jim Carrey movie. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it was
on discount. I don't know. Maybe they just dug
it up from the Universal warehouse. He also has
little bitty sharp teeth that I think are really
funny because they're not positioned in a way
that makes any sense with a real mouth. You can
tell that they just like laid them on top of
his, the guy's actual teeth because they are
incredibly far forward. They look like the entire
movie. It just reminded me of Riff Raff. My main
goal is to blow up and act like I don't know
nobody. Oh, after this, we all retreat to the
tree that Pooh is notorious for getting stuck
in. I would have appreciated if they had done
a callback to that or reference to that. Like
he was just trying to squeak. I don't want to
see that. And then Biglet just comes in and tries
to push his ass through the tree hole. But we
don't get it. No, they have a pretty sweet setup.
They got some chairs. They got some some mood
lights. They have a table full of, you know,
body parts. Naturally. And then there's a metal
door that rattles and you hear some like huffing
and puffing behind it. Like, I wonder who's behind
that door. We don't know. But we find out. Maybe.
Do we know at this current moment? No, we do
not. There are several jars. On this table with
all of the randomly scattered body parts that
are bright yellow in nature. And I have follow
up questions, I think, based on the context that
it's supposed to be honey. But that is not honey.
It is. It's a weird it's a weird choice. We're
about to come up on another very weird choice.
If you remember from the first movie, Chris was
going to be a doctor. That is what he was studying
for. Well, we find out in the animation that
he did. He did become a doctor. Now he's like
a doctor, associate doctor or something like
that, junior doctor. I don't remember what the
exact terminology was, but they wanted to show
that he had made it. He had gotten his job in
the medical field and he was doing what he had
dreamed of by showing him giving a kid a shot
in the ass. It was in his back. Are you sure?
Yes. Okay, well, either way. It's a shot in his
back. It could be in his ass. It could be either.
It could be either. Sure. It could be upper ass,
also known as lower back, but it could be either.
Where do we draw the line? I mean, God drew a
line when he created Adam and Eve. There's a
pretty definitive line. It's literally a vertical
line down your body. Do you think they had butt
cracks when they were in the Garden of Eden?
I guess that would depend on whether you thought
Pooh was evil. In this movie, Pooh was evil.
And we're back. And we're back. And immediately
after giving the kid the shot somewhere in the
back of his body. Upper ass, lower back. He's
immediately fired because of the bad PR. From
the movie that was made. From the movie, yes.
Because I don't think if the movie hadn't been
made. That there would be as much pressure on
him. It would be as prevalent of a thing. But
I don't know. Apparently, ever since it happened,
he's just being harassed nonstop. His car was
spray painted with murderer on it. Hasn't been
able to find a job except for this one. And then
he immediately lost this one. He's living with
his mom and dad and sister. So things aren't
going too well for Chris. And it's not his fault.
It's not. This is true. It kind of feels, if
you think in the context of Honey and Blood and
Blood and Honey 2, that this is the wedding bride
from How I Met Your Mother. That this is just
like the caricature of what Christopher Robin
would have been had he been in that actual situation.
Because he does act pretty pathetic for most
of the runtime of the original movie. He does,
yeah. Even at the end, he just runs away. Yeah.
So, yeah, I don't know. So... No, never mind.
After he gets fired, we cut to Christopher Robin's
house. He is talking to his family about him
getting let go from the hospital. And his mom
is loading the dishwasher and is frustrated.
The reason that she is frustrated is because
some psychopath loaded the dishwasher knife blades
and fork tines up. Oh, I was really hoping there'd
be some payoff from this. There has never been
more of a Chekhov's gun kind of death than if
you open a dishwasher and it is full of blade
-facing -up knives. First off, hand -washer knives,
they'll last a lot longer. Second off, if you're
going to load them into the dishwasher, load
them, blade down, handle up. Same with forks.
They'll still get clean. Same with forks. Same
with butter knives. You can even do it with spoons
too, just so you have all your boxes checked.
But for the love of God, don't put, I don't know,
like what, six full kitchen knives blade up in
your dishwasher? They're all giant knives. And
so I'm very curious what kind of preparation
was happening in that kitchen for you to have
used every one of your biggest knives, for you
to have even had. Six gigantic knives. Can you
imagine what their knife block looks like? It's
got to take up the whole counter. Not only that,
but they're scattered through the dishwasher.
Like there's a silverware cubby in every dishwasher
I've ever seen. These knives are just randomly
sticking out from every part of the dishwasher.
Where did they put them? What are they sticking
out of? As haphazardly as possible. Are they
like upward facing cups there? Because that's
also the wrong way to load a dishwasher. It makes
no sense, man. Well, when you do stupid things,
karma tends to catch up with you. And karma does
catch up with the person who put the knives the
way they put the knives. So, I mean. She wasn't
the one that did it. She was paying for somebody
else's mistakes. Who did it? She's loading the
dishwasher. We do, because she's loading the
dishwasher and she's like, why would you guys
do this? I keep telling you not to. And then
she doesn't fix it. She just complains about
it and moves on. Like a woman. Am I right? It's
too late at night for your nonsense. I'm not
doing it. Oh, and then we meet. I didn't even
write down this girl's name. The sister? The
sister, yeah. Ella. Oh, yeah. She goes by Bunny
later on, but her name's Ella. And she has. It's
like if you took a surgery bear, because usually
if you have a surgery bear, it's like a bear
that a child gets after a surgery. This is a
bear that has been sliced open and looks like
is having active surgery done on them. It also
has human teeth. And human teeth. So interesting
choice for a play thing. We find out that it
came from Billy's room. When Chris finds out
it was from Billy's room, he gets a little angry.
No one should be going in Billy's room. And then
you're wondering, who's Billy? You can infer
that it's probably another sibling, but we get
no confirmation until, I don't know, like another
20 minutes from now. It's just Billy. So remember
that name. Because it's going to come in handy
in about 20 minutes. Yeah. So she has stolen
the nightmare bear. And she says that she took
it for protection. From what? Who's to say? We
don't know. Does she know? I doubt she even knows.
So after this, we cut to a random father and
son birdwatching in the woods. Oh, this was so
on the nose. I knew exactly where it was going,
and it still worked on me. The kid looks through
binoculars at a cardinal, and then a sparrow,
and then our friend Jeepers Creepers. He gets
freaked out, says, I don't want to do this anymore,
and runs. As he is running away, the dad gets
got. Immediately swooped up by owl. Just hauled
away. What happened to that child? We don't know.
We hear him running, yelling dad, and then that's
it. Next scene, we see a bare leg and arm just
floating down the water. But it's weird because
it comes upstream and Owl and Pooh are on a bridge
downstream with the rest of his body. Again,
why are we? If we're at least theoretically killing
people at this point for. Why are we just throwing
random body parts into the water? It's not about
food anymore. It's about sweet, sweet living.
Still, why are we just throwing limbs into the
water? That's a good question. I mean, you've
already made it very clear that you munch on
humans, so you'd think that you would save some
up. I don't know. Especially since after the
Hundred Acre Massacre, people just wandering
into your woods, you would think, are getting
fewer and farther between. So you need to sustain
what you got. It also does not stand to reason
that in this day and age, we are to assume that
this is present day because everyone has an iPhone.
They have RC cars with video cameras and stuff.
There was a movie made. about the Hundred Acre
Woods massacre. Why are you taking your child
to bird watch in those woods? That's a fantastic
question. Knowing that no one knows what happened.
No one has found the killers. I assume there's
still all of the articles coming out about the
new people that have died in the woods. You would
think so. And the ongoing hunt. Don't take your
child to the murder woods. Yeah. But, you know.
If logic existed in these worlds, these movies
would be over pretty quickly. That is fair. That's
fair. So we're back in therapy. It is the next
day. Christopher Robin is getting hypnotized
again. And in a very like get out kind of way,
because it even does the exact same camera move
where it like follows him as his head snaps back.
Yeah. And in this, he sees. Or he's doing the
same, like, gladiator wheat scene that happened
in the first movie. Where he's just, like, running
through a field. In a yellow poo -colored sweater.
Mm -hmm. Well, it's a Christopher Robin -colored
sweater. Hmm? Oh, was his sweater yellow, too?
Christopher Robin, yeah. Oh, I just meant, like,
the color of Winnie the Pooh. Oh, okay. Well,
then, yeah, there you go. Nice callback. I didn't
catch it. He sees the van that his brother was
taken with. His brother is in the back of a windowless
white van, chilling, until that door shuts on
him. And he panics a little bit. Why was he so
calm? I didn't see any puppies or candy. I don't
know. rando just put him in the van we do find
out that afterwards he yelled dad dad dad and
that so i mean he does that maybe it maybe it's
just shock maybe it's just shock he looks in
the driver window and it immediately the the
hypnosis is over he's angry because he was he
was just he was right there he could have found
out who took his brother maybe why He could have,
but he didn't. Building suspense. So we've moved
on to Lexi, who is the blonde in the car from
earlier. She is babysitting a... A complete psychopath.
Complete psychopath. He is dressed in a Freddy
Krueger sweater, Jason mask, and is holding a
knife. A toy knife. Appropriately, his name is
Freddy. Yeah. He is watching Honey and Blood,
specifically the eyeball popping scene. And the
next scene that we get is a shot on this kid's
TV of Winnie the Pooh. There is fake lightning
all around him. And he says, it's Pooh time.
I lied. There were two times that it made me
laugh. Oh, man. He said it's poo time. So. So
good. So good. There was. Actually, there is
one other thing in the Little Lake flashback
scene when Christopher Robin is being hypnotized.
And he sees a younger version of who? Who is
eating a rabbit. Which makes me incredibly confused
because the whole point. of the first movie was
that they had this grief with humanity because
Christopher Robin had left them to starve to
death, essentially. But they had the ability
to hunt and eat by themselves anyway. Because
this would have been well before Christopher
Robin abandoned them. That is correct. So...
Their whole motivation for the slaughter just
doesn't really add up anymore. It's very silly,
yeah. Now they're just doing it for funsies.
Were they doing it for funsies all along? I think
they were always doing it for funsies. Wow. So
after, it's poo time. So silly. We... Cut to
cops in the 100 -acre wood, presumably looking
for the father and son that have disappeared.
Yes, most likely. They go inside the little tree
hangout thing that Pooh and his friends have
built their little nest in. They see the table
full of cadaver bits and unidentified yellow
liquid. Some bodies hanging from the ceiling.
Human jerky, I think. Yes, I think that is the
technical term, yes. The door that was rattling
earlier swings open. It swings open. The cops
go into this doorway. They shine a light in it.
And they're like, I don't know. I don't see anything.
One of the cops goes. Let's bounce. Says, F it,
let's bounce. And then, oh my God. Out of the
darkness comes our buddy Tigger. And he just
says, that's my line. Who taught these animal
-human hybrids to be funny? That's my biggest
question in this. Who taught them their one -liners?
I don't know. Yeah. Because there's a good bit
of them. There is. And that was a well -placed
one. I appreciated that one. Later on, we get
a little more dialogue from Tigger. And all of
it is just one -liners. And calling women bitches.
There were a great deal of them. Maybe. Maybe
he was educated by a misogynist. Which, not okay.
Not okay. Yeah. teach our human -animal hybrid
freaks misogyny and that women are less valuable
than men. I don't appreciate it. So we cut to
a conversation that happens between Christopher
Robin and his parents where he basically tells
them what he feels like he remembers in therapy.
And his mom is not 100 % on board, but his dad
says, I remember you calling for me that day.
Yeah, his mom tries to claim, well, couldn't
that be like a false memory? So now Christopher
Robin is on a mission. He is going to figure
out exactly what happened to his brother. He
goes onto his laptop and searches on the search
engine milm, which... It's an Easter egg. It
is, yeah. What is a little bit messed up, I think,
is that the logo for... the search engine Milne,
is a bear with honey on its face. I would think
there's probably more than one to choose from,
even in this universe, and I personally wouldn't
opt for the one that reminds me of the worst
thing that's ever happened to me. Probably not.
Maybe, I don't know. Milne definitely isn't as
catchy as Google, so maybe that's the reason
it didn't take off. I don't know, man. Just Milne
it. Well, Milne says. It was a crapshoot. We
could have gotten Bing as a verb. Or Jeeves it.
Or Jeeves, yeah. Oh, this is our first Dutch
angle. Hate it so much. It's such a crappy way
to create tension. This is where we find out
that Billy was taken in 2003. Andrew Fander.
was arrested for the missing children, but he
gave an alibi and was released. Other articles
were titled Search for Missing Children Continues,
Zombie Deer Disease Linked to Toxic Waste, Ashdown
Home Mysteriously Burned Down, Arson Suspected.
In that article about the burned down house,
it says House of Well -Known Genetic Scientist
Arthur Gallup. Then mentions disturbing practices,
unexplained disappearances, and pictures that
look like animal -human hybrids. One of them
looks like a little version of owl. Do you think
that the zombie deer, because of the toxic waste,
has something to do with the story as well? I
feel like it would make sense if that also tied
in because, again, the bear lifted a whole larvae.
You'd think so. But it's never mentioned ever
again. There's going to be a third movie. Is
that when the zombie deer show up? Maybe Winnie
and friends have to fight the toxic deer, the
zombie deers. I would absolutely love to see
that. It's going to be Winnie versus Bambi. When
does Bambi go into the public domain? It's a
good question. It's got to be coming up. It's
got to be coming up. Yeah. So after digging up
all this trauma. for the umpteenth time but chris
goes to sleep he has a nightmare what are the
contents of that nightmare i didn't write it
down neither did i did you oh do do do we get
anything because i feel like if if something
had happened in it i would have written it down
i don't remember then it flashes to the person
still listening to the police scanner and then
back to chris and it's assumed that chris just
stayed up all night because he eyes wide open,
and then the sun starts pouring in the room.
So you could assume that he probably didn't get
any sleep because of whatever was in this nightmare.
He's woken up to his parents calling him because
there are officers in the living room that want
to discuss the situation with the three hunters.
One of them said that they knew Chris and they
wanted to speak to him. And so the officers were
like, well, what's the connection here? you know,
we don't think you did the hundred acre massacre,
but we do need to talk to you just to cross it
off of our list. So do you have an alibi for
that day? And he was like, yeah, I was with my
mom and dad just hanging around the house and
they don't really seem to buy it. But then they're
like, all right, thanks. And they say that Aaron
wanted to talk to him. So he heads to the hospital.
He heads to the hospital. Aaron is the fella.
that accidentally got shot by his buddy, Dick
Cheney style, and is completely wrapped in bandages
except for one eye. One eye is open, darting
around the room. Chris walks up, says, they said
you wanted to talk to me? Chris gets a whiteboard,
hands it to Aaron, who apparently still has full
use of his fingies, and writes out, you were
right. And then Chris, shaking his little boots,
Says, what do you mean? And then Aaron musters
up all of his courage, all of his strength to
write. They did this. And then, for whatever
reason, takes off his bandages. And he is super
drippy under there. Yeah. Real gross. He was
not well bandaged to begin with. No. Would not
think that was a good way to go about things.
They skin grafted over his mouth. which feels
like a bit of a dick move. I don't know. I don't
know how many options you would have if you were
shotgunned in the face. I wonder if that's like
an actual procedure or just a thing they thought
would look cool and would give it a reason to
use the whiteboard instead of him talking. I
mean, the stitches looked very silly, so I don't
know how much realism they were necessarily going
for. So it's just that it was laying around?
I think so. In the props department. And they're
like, yeah, throw this on him. So Christopher
Robin is taking all of this in as Aaron has collapsed
back into his hospital bed. As he is taking this
in, he makes eye contact with the guy through
the window of this hospital room and has a flashback
to Billy in the back of the van. Now recognizing
that the guy he just made eye contact with was
the kidnapper. The hospital janitor. He was a
hospital janitor? Yeah. Yeah, he was also there
in the background whenever Chris got fired and
they made some weird eye contact. Crazy that
they were crossing paths pretty regularly and
it didn't click before now. Yeah, didn't it?
So from the hospital, one of Chris's buddies,
who we met a little earlier when we met the whole
friend group at the rave. Did we mention the
rave? We did not. That was thrown in here as
just a means to get all these people into one
area. A group. This group of friends, one of
them is Kara and Kara is throwing this rave in
an old industrial building. Lexi and the fellow
we're about to meet and Chris all go down to
check it out and get like a sneak peek at what's
to come for this giant rave that they're throwing
in this tiny town. And Kara gets mad because
Lexi's not going to go. And she doesn't want
Chris to go because of all the bad press about
him. And that's where we meet this dude. So after
the hospital, we get to this guy's house. He's
in the shower. It's a pretty extended scene of
him just lathering himself. He has an AirPod
in. He does. Who showers with their AirPods in?
I don't know. People with not much to live for,
I guess. Like, you don't care if your AirPods
work tomorrow? You may never have tomorrow. And
boy, does he not have tomorrow. He gets out of
the shower and he throws his towel on to the
owl outside. This fella is walking through his
house, notices that the back door is open. On
the path to the door, he is just seeing all these...
regurgitated bits of people just just uh masses
of meat uh just plopped in multiple spots between
him and the door ah gets outside and who does
he see waiting for him jeepers creepers himself
friend he knocks the guy over the owl knocks
the guy over and starts spewing from his mouth
onto this guy's face, and it apparently is acid,
which gives some credence to your toxic waste
theory. I think it's valid. When he is done upchucking
the acid onto this guy's face, he just picks
his head up like a bowling ball, just fingering
his socket into the mouth and just picks it up.
You find out real quick that... One problem that
this town has as a whole is that their necks
are made of paper mache. It takes almost no effort
at all to be beheaded in Ashdown. This is true.
So many heads are removed from bodies by the
slightest touch. So I think... Maybe these people
need to look into that and then they can start
building on that because these people are just
getting picked off like crazy. Maybe if your
heads weren't so easily detachable, you'd have
a better time. There are rats dolls out here.
That's crazy. It is absolutely crazy. This is
a sign that we have broken containment. They
are no longer resigning themselves to the hundred
acre woods. They have infiltrated Ashdown. They'll
go wherever they please. Now we're back to Chris.
Chris has followed the janitor home, breaks into
his house, and brings what looks like a wand.
It looks like a Harry Potter wand. I was going
to ask you what that weapon was because I had
no idea. Or just a teeny tiny little baton. Maybe.
It could be the world's smallest crowbar. You're
not going to get much leverage with it, but you
might be able to do some damage if they're close
enough, I guess. He walks up on the janitor sitting
at his desk, smoking a cigarette, listening to
the police scanner. Now we know we got him dead
to rights. Chris approaches the janitor. The
janitor's response to where are the kids is I
just had or I just shite luck really for them
kids. I never knew why he wanted them. At the
time, I didn't really care. Who wanted them?
Gallup. Of course, Gallup is... The evil scientist.
The evil scientist that was doing all these crazy
things. These, how do they describe it? Disturbing
practices and unexplained disappearances. Through
this conversation between Chris and the janitor,
we find out that he was kidnapping these kids
for Gallup's experiments in order to pay off
the janitor's gambling debts. This guy, for just
being like a lackey and just the kid -getter,
was pretty knowledgeable. He was really kept
in the loop. He had all of the newspaper clippings.
He did, so you know that he's... He's top tier.
Apparently, Gallop was messing around with mixing
human and animal dinner. Dinner? Like there's
kibbles and bits in their food? I put dinner.
D -N -A. I'm not sure how it's pronounced. Combining
human and animal dinner. Yeah. Says that he turned
them weak kids into monsters. He got spooked.
He had to get rid of them. burned his house down
and destroyed the evidence. Remember, arson suspected.
Gallup took the kids to the 100 -acre woods and
killed them. But those kids didn't stay buried.
No, they did not. But who unburied them? Who
dug them up? They dug themselves up because even
the earth didn't want those monstrosities to
cover the monstrosities that Dr. Gallup had created.
And then he starts burning what evidence he has
left, says, it's not my burden anymore, it's
yours now, and then puts a pistol in his mouth
and no more janitor. Why did he have that box
of things? Like, what was the end game there?
Was he waiting for someone to confront him about
this particular situation? And that's when he
would burn the stuff? I don't know, because he
didn't show any of it to Christopher Robin. He
just... started throwing it all into the fire.
And then it also had the pistol in it. Yeah,
he lost his wife and children because he turned
into a monster because of this. So it would stand
to reason that he was like waiting to kill himself
anyway. Yeah. You were just waiting for the moment
that somebody. That felt most dramatic. Yeah.
They could have the most punch. I don't know.
Anyway, now we say goodbye to Groundskeeper Willie.
Lexi and the creepy kid, Freddy, are hiding from
Pooh. who is downstairs in their house. They
want to see what's up, so they have an RC car
deployed with a camera on it. It pans up to see
the full scale of Winnie the Pooh, and he immediately
crushes it. Have you seen the movie? It's a relatively
recent movie. It's about this woman's getting
texts while she's on a date. Drop? Yes, drop.
No, I have not. Oh, there's a scene so, so silly
where... At the end, RC car is used to save the
day. And that's what this reminded me of. And
it was just, it's pretty silly there. It's pretty
silly here. What's even more silly is that the
next scene, we see a cop checking out the bottom
of this house. She goes, I believe she goes into
a shed. Yeah, like a barn. And is confronted
by Pooh, who rips her arm off. And proceeds to
beat her to death with it. That's pretty funny.
That's a funny scene. But it's not as funny as
what's coming up. After he rips her arm off,
beats her with it, and then shoves it down her
throat. And the next scene where we are back
at this house is this officer being gurneyed
out of the barn in a body bag with... An opening
for her hand to stick out of the body bag. Oh,
geez, Louise. It's fun moments like this that
make the movie so much better. I agree. It's
nice to have those just ridiculous deaths. Yeah.
Bring some levity to all the violence. After
we see her arms sticking out of the body bag,
we cut to Christopher Robin. in the car listening
to the tapes of the evil scientist talking about
his experiments, how they have exceeded expectations,
and then things started to seem a little off.
You don't say. He realizes in a little ways into
this that one of the animals is Billy. The long
-lost brother. The long -lost brother. He is
one of the things that is currently... wandering
the 100 -acre wood. I had a quote that said they
found Finn dead. And it was from a phone call
between Lexi and Chris. I genuinely did not know
they'd given that guy a name. I had to look up
who Finn was. Oh, well, there you go. Shower
guy is Finn. The one who got his head bowling
balled. That, yeah. I was thinking, I think of
him in the context of exorcist puke. But yeah,
that works too. He's just projectile vomited
on to death. Yeah. The acidic split pea soup.
We have made it back to Chris's house where the
father of the family is trying to put Bunny to
bed and the mom is downstairs. She hears a noise.
Doing the dishes again. I don't know how often
they have to do the dishes, but someone is either.
Still has again used all of the knives and put
them in the dishwasher upside down. Or she has
done one dish at a time throughout the span of
like three days. So they do the thing where she
turns on the light, doesn't see anyone. And then
as she turns away, there's a surprise villain
in the doorway. And she turned the lights off
and just keeps going. They left Pooh on her doorstep.
Wasn't even in a brown bag. Like amateurs. She
has the least surprising death in the movie.
Because you know that it's going to get, the
dishwasher is going to get used. Somebody is
dying by all of the upside down knives. Yes.
And it is Chris's mom. Who is also Pooh's mom.
Who is also Pooh's mom. We don't technically
know that yet. We don't. I mean, we never get,
well, yeah. Yeah, we get confirmation, but yeah.
At this point, we only know that Billy is one
of them. Maybe he was Eeyore and we'll never
see Billy again. What we don't know and what
we get no clarification on is why they are deciding
now to attack everyone related to Billy and everyone
related. Everyone like has any knowledge of Chris
because that's that's all they're going after.
And like what do we get reasoning for that? I
didn't pick up on any. I so it's it's tough to
try to point it in the direction of any specific
reasoning just because they don't. It would have
been so long since any of them was outside of
the hundred acre woods that I can't possibly
imagine they remember a ton of their lives before
the experiments enough to be particularly mad.
Hold any grudges aside from Christopher Robin.
But, you know, I don't I don't think it's ever
really given any depth as to why they hate Christopher
Robin's people. The only thing I could glean
from it was that they were all at the birthday
party that Billy went missing in. And so, like,
it should have been them type of situation? I
think so. That's the only, like, only through
line I could put into the story. Well, that's
more than we got from the movie. So, kudos to
you. So, Bunny is gone. Chris comes home and
finds his parents. Searches for Bunny and no
dice. We get, before we lose... Or before Chris
comes home, we see Pooh going into one of their
bedrooms and he comes face to face with a picture
of himself. This is where we get to find out
that Pooh is Billy. But doesn't really do anything.
Stands in the doorway, looks at the picture,
and then Chris finds the picture knocked over.
Which is funny considering how violent he is.
He didn't throw it or break a window. Yeah. throw
this would be a perfect time for for the trope
of where they're just so upset about uh where
they think their life should have been that they
smashed the picture but no it's just a little
toppled over a little bit so now we've cut to
the rave up to this point of the movie i was
trying to keep a death tally i was curious how
many people actually died in this movie and it
absolutely lost me in the rave specifically because
there is a a scene where who is just murdering
all of these people. And it is done through a
painter's tarp. So it's just like an opaque white
sheet. Shadows. And it's got all of the, yeah,
it's done in shadows with a bunch of fun like
rave lighting and a bunch of blood spatters.
And I think that's, I think it was done really
well. I thought that was good. I do too. Yeah,
I liked it. The song that is playing in the same
vein as That smell, something, something, something,
something from the last movie. This movie has
violence, ferocity, my chaos, chaos, chaos, chaos.
And that's it. It just keeps repeating my chaos,
chaos, chaos. That's what you get with $500 ,000.
You get more lyrics to your soundtrack music.
This is true. Technically, you only get one more
word to your soundtrack music. So they still
didn't break the bank on the sounds. This is
where we have to do all of our boob ratings.
Yeah. Because I've never been to a rave. Not
my bag, not my scene. Is it normal for just nips
to be out all over the place? Yes. Oh, dang,
man. If you ever look up rave wear, it is clothes
that are meant for Barbie dolls. In size. More
than, yeah, no, it's interesting. We get a slow
-mo boob bounce run. Pretty sweet. But then that
girl is immediately bear -trapped on the head.
This is where we find out that Pooh's new favorite
weapon is bear -trap on a chain. He's pretty
good with it. Gets her first try. And almost
immediately, her head comes flying off and blood
sprays all over everyone. That's pretty sweet.
until the part where the head starts coming back
to him when he pulls it, and he swings at it
with a pole, and it just pops like a balloon
all over the room. And then that's when we start
our silhouetted mass murdering. Yeah. There is
not a ton, honestly, to the rave deaths, mostly
because we only really know one of the people
that's at the rave. And I think that I forgot
to mention earlier is that the girl who orchestrated
who like set up the rave didn't want Chris going
because everybody knows he's a murderer. Every
single one of these people has a mask until people
start dying. No one would know that it was Christopher
Robin. No one would. And she is a real dick for
pointing that out. Yeah. And he was he was excited
about it. It was like something like returning
to normalcy. He was trying to get Lexi to go.
But Lexi couldn't because she was babysitting
Freddie and he was real bummed about that. Yeah.
Of course, he got tied up by, you know, having
his entire family murdered and tracking down
the man who kidnapped his brother. But he didn't
know that at the time. He was just he was ready
to let loose. Yeah. And Kara ruined it. Another
one of those conversations that you could have
either had a little bit more decorum or you could
have like just have this conversation elsewhere.
It didn't need to happen. You didn't need to
call him a murderer when he's two feet from you.
And then as soon as he gets angry and walks off.
Oh, no, I mean, I'm so no. But I mean, like,
like trying to cover up for it. Yeah. She's not
even trying to cover up for it. She's just like,
I mean, I'm just trying to like, like people
are going to talk about you and I really want
them to be talking about me. So we could just
like, I'm sorry, but come on. Well, if it makes
you feel any better, Kara gets what she deserves
in the not too distant future. She says, I'm
sorry we didn't believe you when she dies, but
it was just her. There was no we in this situation.
She's the only one of his friends that thought
that he murdered all of these people. There is,
in the time of all of these rave deaths, we get
a very silly on all fours run from Winnie the
Pooh, where because of the way that it's cropped.
you know that they didn't want to show you the
full body version of this run because it would
look just... So silly. So silly. And so it looks
like he is just... I don't know swimming very
well. But he looks like he's swimming. That's
what it looked like to me too. He's doing like
the butterfly. Yes. I think. Yes. They definitely
had him like lay face down on a crate and then
just... Let's just see what works. Yeah. It didn't.
It didn't. It looked ridiculous. It didn't. It
did not work. Tigger uses the phrase, come here,
you fluorescent bitch. And it's my favorite line
in the movie. Next to the, I was playing with
poo in the woods. If these kids were taken in
2003 and then exiled to the woods after that,
wouldn't they talk like 10 year olds from 2003?
Theoretically, yes. But also consider. How much
of their language is probably shaped by people
who are panicking in their last moments of life?
They've killed a lot of people. And so their
language is just like. How often whenever you're
about to be murdered, are you yelling anything
about fluorescent anything? Maybe if you were
murdered in an office, probably not the woods.
Yeah. Neon might make more sense here. But no,
it really. Really stuck out. Come here, you fluorescent
bitch. And everything is bitch with this guy.
Everything is bitch with this guy. No chill.
No chill at all. Pretty, pretty good costume
design, though. Yeah. I don't know how they would
have made it work, but he did not bounce on his
tail. He traded that ability for straight up
teleportation. Just popping up wherever he needs
to go. Yeah. But then that throws a wrench in
the hole. Let's bounce. That's my line. He doesn't
bounce. He does not bounce. Not even like a little
bunny hop. That's disappointing. Another very
silly part of the deaths that happen in this
part of the movie is that he shreds a girl who
has angel wings on. And it's just feathers flying.
And it is so funny to watch because he just looks
like one of the cats from Cats. It's significantly
less horror movie villain. Yeah, he says something
like, I'm going to clip those wings, bitch. And
then he also has a line where he says, you better
watch where you're going, bitch. Dance, bitch.
As he is eating the eyeballs from the girl, he
said, watch where you're going, bitch, too. Is
there the possibility that somehow in their man
cave, they have come across a couple copies or
just some DVDs of Breaking Bad and Tigger most
latched on to Jesse Pinkman and thought that
you had to end every sentence with a bitch. I
think that's a possibility. I believe it points
to this movie. Christopher Robin has a gun. I
think it is the one that Groundskeeper Willie
used to shoot himself. Most likely, yes. And
on top of that, it has three more bullets. Yes.
Instead of the magic one shot, there are four
options. They're not used for anything besides
a suicide, but there are three other shots. And
then two go nowhere. But one hits its target,
kind of. It does hit Tigger, yeah. Pooh pops
up with a bat that now has spikes in it. Starts
going to town, popping heads all over the place.
One person thought it would be a good idea to
hide from Pooh by crawling into an incinerator.
And then immediately the incinerator gets turned
on. And maybe don't do that. That's just good
life advice, period. It doesn't matter if someone's
chasing you or not. Just don't climb into an
incinerator. But especially if someone is chasing
you, trying to kill you, don't be anywhere near
an incinerator. That could be turned on and burn
you to a crisp because that is dumb. And we're
all about not being dumb here. Wildly, that's
not even the first movie I've watched this year
that involves a death because somebody purposefully
went into an incinerator. Talking about the Saul?
The Saul where there was an incinerator? No.
Hard Eyes. Awful, awful movie. It was not good,
no. It was, as they say, terribly. We finally
get to our face -off between the brothers, formerly
known as Billy and Christopher Robin. Christopher
Robin hits who with a pipe? Log? A log. Something
tube -shaped. Yeah, it's like a cut -off branch.
And then they are grappling for a little bit.
He calls him Billy, and who goes through a bit
of an emotional rollercoaster. You could say
that. Yeah. Al pops up and says, I can see you,
you witless bent. I know what some of those words
mean. I don't know what a bent is. I'm assuming
it's some UK thing. The only one that I looked
up out of the UK slang that I heard tonight was
gink. Was what? Gink. Gink? Mm -hmm. It is used
in... It's used at the beginning whenever Lexi
and Chris are talking about her not going to
the rave. And she says she didn't know if she
wanted to go anyway because she didn't want to
look like a gink. I was like, what does that
mean? I looked it up. Apparently it's just British
for fool. You could have just said that. Well,
bent is an offensive slur. In a contemporary
British context, bent is considered a derogatory
and offensive insult for a woman or girl. So
I guess at this juncture, Owl is speaking to
or about Lexi, who has chased Chris down thanks
to having him on Find My iPhone, and they are
there together to take down this evil. Through
all this fighting, through all of this skirmish,
they just happened. to end up right where the
earth spat them out, where Dr. Gallop buried
them and they arose and decided to take revenge
from. It is to be assumed that there is not a
great deal of time between when they were kidnapped
and when they were buried in the woods. Why is
that hole still there 20 years later? Because
the earth can't put the dirt back in. It's like
the earth. The janitor said it. It's like the
earth just, how did he put it? He didn't say
eroded. It was like fell away around them or
something like that. Yeah, something like that.
I don't know. I mean, it seems like this was
pretty easy for Chris and Winnie to just stumble
upon. So it's probably not very well hidden.
So you'd think maybe, I don't know, you'd think
that it would probably be. likely for someone
to have found it and to fill it back up but then
again like if you're not going to develop the
land then why are you going to go out filling
holes random holes you find sure yeah so that
is i don't know but seeing the hole uh does give
poo some pause he does he does think about it
for a bit chris yells out billy And then comes
up behind him with an axe. And this, I felt,
was very earned. It is misquoted in the subtitles,
which I thought was strange. Because I feel like
if you know one thing about Winnie the Pooh,
it would be this. But before Chris plunges the
axe into his brother Billy slash Pooh's head,
Pooh just says, Oh, bother. And I loved it. Loved
it so much. It could have conceivably been, oh,
brother. Contextually, it makes sense. Legally,
it makes sense. Why'd you do that? I do love
it as, oh, bother. Man, now you're ruining it.
It is a fantastic end to this movie. Also. I
would like to mention that my favorite weapon
of the entire franchise thus far is in this scene.
He uses a flaming chainsaw. He does. Yeah. It's
a very silly weapon, but it's very cool. Much
like the rest of the residents of Ashdown, his
skull is paper thin and apparently his head is
hollow because the chainsaw just goes in, comes
out, and then there's just like open space, like
a big old open cavity in there. Also, possibly
in reference to the actual thing and not necessarily
just like an error in the prop department. He
is a bear of little brain. It's also mentioned
in the mid -credit scene. He's a bear of little
brain. They say that in the mid -credit scene?
They also say it pretty frequently in the actual
like Winnie the Pooh stuff. Oh, okay. So I think
he's literally just pretty hollow up there. Okay,
well then that checks out. With how hard in the
paint he goes, I would think that his skull would
probably be a little thicker. But I guess not.
I don't know. And so Pooh falls to the ground.
He just plops down. Just plops right there. Big
old pile Pooh right there on the ground. They
make Chris and Lexi make their way to a waiting
police car. Lexi or Bunny. His sister said, we
found her in your house. And they're reunited
on the car ride back to wherever they're going.
I would assume they're probably not going back
to their home because it is an active crime scene.
Bunny takes this terrifying little bear and just
chucks it out the window. Maybe when you're in
the back of a police car, don't litter. But they're
not. I think. What do you mean? They're not in
a police car. No, they're in England. The driver's
on the other side. I thought Lexi was on the
driver's side. If she were driving in the United
States. All right. No, no. They are in a policeman's
vehicle, and she is in the front passenger seat.
And Chris is behind her. Have you rolled down
the windows of a cop car? Some of them. Ones
that aren't meant for detainee hauling. Shouldn't
every cop car be? I mean, there's detective cars.
They have different uses. If they need one that
can haul somebody, then they'll just call that
person. I guess, yeah. I don't know. I feel like
you should have the child locks on every police
car. Maybe they do. Child locks and the window
locks. I don't know. Maybe it's different in
the UK. I don't know because we don't know any
UKunites, any United Kingdomians. But hopefully.
With this second review where we've had a call
out to people of that persuasion, we'll get some
feedback. Have to add UK in the tags. Yeah. Some
people that might be able to answer. And cut
to black. Credits roll. But, but, you already
mentioned it, but something that we did not get
in the first one we get in the sequel is a mid
-credit scene. We got a post -credit in the first
one. Did we? Not a scene, but there's a little
like extra thing at the end of the credits. Huh.
I guess I didn't stick around long enough for
that. They are back in there. Are they in the
man cave? Yes. Yeah. And Winnie is sitting in
his throne. Head still split half open. Piglet
is sitting there. And Owl says, we're coming
for you, Christopher Robin. And then there's
like some gurgling and it looks like Piglet is
regenerating, which was something that they like
quickly alluded to in the, I don't remember if
it was when the janitor was talking or in the
article that they were like skimming through.
But yeah, apparently these creatures can regenerate
themselves from having their entire head blown
to smithereens and also having an axe split their
head in two. I believe that that's from the tape
that Christopher Robin is listening to of Gallup.
Yeah, you're right. And the whole reason that
the scientists wanted to get rid of them was
because he was worried that he would turn to
prey when they turned on him, much like when
they turned on Christopher Robin and he became
prey. And apparently everyone he's ever been
in contact with became prey. Now we are reviving
your... Two friends, one with no head and one
with half a head with the power of friendship
is just fantastic. It's beautiful. When you think
about it, it's heartwarming. Maybe when they're
regenerated, they'll have a newfound appreciation
for life. And the hundred acre woods can just
become a magical place where dreams come true.
A magic kingdom, if you will. That's what I want
to see. A kingdom united by friendship. A united
kingdom. Yeah. All right. So, overall take. I
really enjoyed this movie. I did too. I did not
particularly care for the first one because it
felt maybe like it was rushed because they wanted
to be the first one to come out with a movie
as soon as Winnie the Pooh hit public domain.
Because as far as I know, this is... This is
the only Winnie the Pooh movie like this. Yeah.
But there is a lot more fleshed out characters.
They have backstories. There's actual motive
-ish behind what they're doing. And so I thought
this was a really good watch. Me too. I think
the effects on this one were pretty decent. Much
better than the last one. There was silly parts
to it, but it felt like it added levity rather
than being... That kind of like silliness that's
not self -aware. Also, there is the creator of
Blood and Honey suggested that he's looking to
make a cinematic Pooniverse. And I think that
is just very funny. I will be invested in whatever
else this man is putting out. Maybe workshop
the title Pooniverse because... I think you're
going to have some people awfully disappointed
whenever they find out what it's really about.
There is an actual movie, it seems, in the works
called Hooniverse Monsters Assemble. I'm curious
if that brings in any of the other twisted children's
IP. So like the Pinocchios and the Popeyes and...
Mickey. Mickey, yeah. I don't imagine that they
would use Mickey just because there's already
two Mickey Mouse horror movies of vastly different
qualities. There's two Popeye ones. There's a
couple Peter Pan ones. There's Popeye the Slayer
Man, and I don't know what the other one is.
But Popeye the Slayer Man is a pretty solid title.
I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Oh,
God, there's three. All that came out this year.
Should we start a bracket? What's the best Popeye
movie? Yes. I don't know if you can start a bracket
with three, but yes. Your thoughts on the movie?
I really liked it. Way better than the first
one. Surprisingly good for what it is. Rotten
Tomatoes. Audience score was 73%, which I think
is right where I would probably put it. Critics
score 45%. I don't remember what Blood 91 was.
Somewhere in the single digits, if I remember
correctly, it was no. I got it right here. It
was 3%. Yeah. 49 % for the audience. So I think
that the... Critics came around, especially when
it's compared to the first one. I would give
this three and a half. Sure, let's go with bear
traps. Three and a half bear traps out of five.
You told me in the last episode everything was
out of ten. Six and a half bear traps out of
ten. I would give it around the same, six and
a half bear traps out of 10. Alternatively, about
65 out of the 100 acre would. Oh, dang. That's
a better one. With the power of editing, you
can choose to have a different rating system.
You could also vote based on the 100 acre. No,
I'll be genuine. It's all yours. It's all yours.
It came from your brain. I used it on the last
one, though. Well, we'll keep this all in. We'll
let the people decide. All right. My parting
words of wisdom to you are stay out of incinerators.
No matter what's going on in your life, stay
out of incinerators. Yeah. Yes. Good advice.
There are a lot of negatives to technology. One
of the things that is not a negative of technology
is that we can learn about things. Before we
go to see them or to be in them. For the love
of God, Google the place that you are going before
you go. Do some research. If there have been
massacres in recent history, maybe don't. I would
go so far as to say if the word massacre comes
up in any query that you have about a place that
you're going to, don't go. Just stay away. It
doesn't matter if you're going to see cardinals
and sparrows. Go somewhere else. Because you
also might meet Jeepers Creepers. Nobody wants
that. You also might. It's not worth it, guys.
And with that. We're out. We'll see you. Peace
out, Gold Scouts.