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They do the thing where she turns on the light,

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doesn't see anyone. And then as she turns away,

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there's a surprise villain in the doorway. And

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she turned the lights off and just keeps going.

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They left Pooh on her doorstep. Welcome to Cash

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Exchange Presents. What up? How are you doing

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today? Not too shabby. Can't complain. No one

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would care if I did anyways. What about you?

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You mean you haven't told a random service worker

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that you were having a bad day? Yeah, and then

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just watch them implode. No, I haven't. I have

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not burdened them with my tribulations. That

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had to have happened to me at some point in my

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serving career. There's no way that you do 10

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years of time in the restaurant industry and

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there's not one person that's told me that they

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were bad when I asked how things were going.

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You think you just blocked it out? Yeah, I think

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so. I've definitely repressed it. Therapy is

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going to be a fun time for me. I see that you

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have broken back out the No Bothers Given shirt.

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No Bothers Given 2. Oh, I didn't see that. To

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be fair, I can only see every third pixel of

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your picture right now. Yeah. I mean, we're thrifty

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people. I'm not going to lie to you and say this

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is a whole new shirt. It's the same shirt, but

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with a two. Which is basically where we're at

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with today's movie, Blood and Honey 2. Actually,

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I mean, I would argue that this, one, this is

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a much better movie. Oh, it's so much better.

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Like way, way ahead of the first movie. So I

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would say that this isn't like just slapping

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on a two onto something that you already got.

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This is its own property. Yeah, that is fair.

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Blood and Honey 1 walked so that Blood and Honey

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2 could run. I was trying to think of a good

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tie -in to the actual movie for Blood and Honey

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walked. I got nothing. Blood and Honey 1 would

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be like Winnie's walk in the first one. He's

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a lot more agile in this one. He is, yeah. Spoiler

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alert, they all are. Menacing. They are. I do

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like what they did with the complete changing

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of the actors. From what I could tell, there

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was only one returning actor from the Blood and

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Honey one, and it's a completely different character.

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Who's that? It was our Native American hillbilly,

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British hillbilly, Troy from the first one. Oh,

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okay. He is Owl in this one. What? Huh. And while

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we're talking about Owl, he is like a straight

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knockoff of Jeepers Creepers. Absolutely. Jeepers

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Creepers with a beak. I was trying to figure

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out in the first scene that you see Owl, what

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he looked like. And I could not for the life

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of me figure it out. It's Jeepers Creepers. The

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only thing that I got was like gargoyle mask,

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which is not inaccurate, but it's Jeepers Creepers.

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No, but a nice gargoyle mask. If this were the

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first one, it would have been something straight

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off the shelf of spirit. Out of the gate, I am

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so immensely grateful that they upped their costume

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budget in this movie because the masks actually

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move. They can emote, which is awesome. Yeah.

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Their eyes look real freaky, which I think adds

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to the vibe that they're going for. It's not.

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It doesn't look as much like it's just a. Person

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in an animal mask. Well, that is the difference

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between a $100 ,000 budget and a $500 ,000 budget.

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Crazy that this was still only $500 ,000. It

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does seem like a lot. It seems like they really

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got a lot of bang for their buck with this movie.

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They did. Yeah. So we have picked up. I don't

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really have a good time frame. I don't think

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there's a specific time jump. It's a year after.

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Okay. After the Hundred Acre Wood Massacre, Christopher

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Robin has tried to return to normal life. And

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we get some more animation narration where they

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say that essentially who and Christopher Robin

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are going through similar journeys because there

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are people that are out hunting the woods for

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whatever monsters caused this massacre. And Christopher

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Robin, after the release of a movie about the

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massacre. is being tormented, basically being

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out in public. I really like that device. Using

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the... Parallel journeys. Yeah, well, like making

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the previous movie kind of like the made -for

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-TV movie of the actual events that happened.

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Because then you're not concerned with these

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characters played by completely different actors.

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The costume changes. which the most egregious

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one is Piglet, because in the first one, Piglet

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was like a boar with these huge tusks and was

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very menacing. In this one, it's not that way.

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He's very portly, more piggish. He looks incredibly

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silly in this one. He does. They did get more

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into the realism, but... If you go with realism

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from a pig and not a boar, he doesn't make for

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a good villain, which is why he dies twice in

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this franchise. Because you think he's dead towards

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the end of the first one, and then he dies in,

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I think, about 20 minutes of the movie. Yeah.

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Yeah, not too far into it. Not a fan of that,

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though. Not a fan of the regeneration and can

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live forever aspect. Spoiler alert. I have a

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lot to say about that towards the end of this

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conversation. We start off with a quote and I'm

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not sure how I feel about it. I usually don't

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like movies that start off with quotes unless

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they're like historical things like Pearl Harbor

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or yeah, something like World War II, some sort

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of like battle thing. And like these are people

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that actually live these experiences. But the

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quote we get is. You can't stay in your corner

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of the forest waiting for others to come to you.

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You have to go to them sometimes. Dash. Winnie

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the Pooh. And I will go ahead and let you down

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now. There's a lot less opportunities for me

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to make poo jokes in this one. There was one

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specific one that actually did get me. I chuckled

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a little bit. And it was in the intro to the

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movie. where they have the little animated what

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have Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin been

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up to since the events of the last movie. And

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it says something along the lines of they force

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Pooh out of the woods. And it got me. That one

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got me. You're welcome. There had to have been

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one of them. This one, I think it was because

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this one actually came from the movie. It wasn't

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just our rehashing of it. It's very silly. This

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300 pound trucker looking bear man is named Poop.

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Not once do they call him Winnie. Never. Never.

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Which I wonder if that's like a legal thing.

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No, I mean, they do call him Winnie the Pooh.

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I think a couple of times in the first one. It's

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made reference to, but they never directly call

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him that. One of the reasons, because this came

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out March 24th, 2024. One of the reasons that

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it came out when it did was because Tigger went

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into the public domain in 2023. Oh. Interesting.

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I wonder if that's why they ate Eeyore. I'm still

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bitter about that. I wonder if they ate Eeyore

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because they couldn't include him in the first

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movie. I don't know. Maybe. That's interesting.

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We are set up for a trilogy, so maybe Eeyore

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will make his grand return in the last one. And

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with the regeneration stuff, why did that create

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a bit of a hole in the story? I have a lot of

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questions that specifically revolve around the

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fact that there is a... canon movie about the

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events that happened in the first movie or the

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first movie is in the universe of the second

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one and the second one is kind of the only thing

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that's actually happening in the real world yeah

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i'm very confused by that because i don't know

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what parts of this what's real i don't know how

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to have this conversation yeah like the theoretically

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speaking Because this is a made -for -TV movie

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about what happened to Christopher Robin and

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others in the Hundred Acre Woods, did he just

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tell this entire story? Did they just make up

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a whole bunch of backstory for these teenage

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girls? And they did not look like teenagers.

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No. At all. To be fair, they didn't look like

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teenagers in the first movie either. Well, that's

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what I mean. They mentioned in the second one

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that it was a bunch of teenagers that died. Those

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girls were mid -20s. I mean, they gave themselves

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an out with everything in the first movie is

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just an interpretation of what happened from

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some screenwriter. Well, that's what I mean,

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though. How much of it came from just Christopher

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Robin wildly speculating about what happened

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in those girls' lives right before they died?

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Because none of them made it out. I don't know.

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They might have created their own potholes with

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the explanation of the made -for -TV movie. That,

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by the way, is called Honey and Blood, not Blood

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and Honey. I know, I love that. They do have

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a small callback to the first movie as one of

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the kids in the movie is watching Honey and Blood.

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And you already knew watching the first movie

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that it was the most expensive thing that they

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filmed. And it's where they crush a girl's head

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under a car tire. And so her eyeball pops out.

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And they did nothing to the effects. None of

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the budget for this movie went to correcting

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how ridiculous those effects looked in that movie,

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which I kind of respect. If it is canon that

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this is a movie about reality rather than reality

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itself, then it makes sense. Anyway, there's

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a lot of meta confusion that did kind of frustrate

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me on the second watch of this movie. So we have

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watched the intro animation narration. There

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is a shelf of horrific looking dolls. Actually,

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I do have a quick question about the animation.

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It says that Pooh was reunited with his friends.

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why leave them in the first place? So after the

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events of the first, whatever happened at the

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hundred acre massacre, who had to be reunited

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with his friends because mobs were closing in

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on sections of the forest and like fencing them

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in to one area. So what were owl and boiler alert

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ticker, uh, doing prior to this? I mean, I assumed

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that. some of the bodies and things that it references

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in the first movie would have been attributed

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to the other big bads, Birdman and the Tiger

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King. But like, if they had just been, I don't

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know, because like the fact that they said reunited

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means that they weren't together for a while

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and then they came back to each other. So I'm

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just wondering, because it seems like the reunited

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part was purposeful. So maybe we're going to

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get a spinoff on what Owl and Tigger were up

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to. God, I hope not. My theory is that it was

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not, in fact, a unanimous decision to eat Eeyore

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in the first movie. It was whose decision and

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Piglet went along with it. And so the people,

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the animal hybrids that would have been against

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that decision would have split off and done their

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own thing. Okay. Which would have been Owl. And

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Tigger. That's what I'm going to guess. Okay.

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That makes sense. Well, maybe you should have

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been a screenwriter on this movie. Maybe you

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should have reached out. This was a very fun

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watch. I think that it accomplished more than

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any of the other low -budget movies that we've

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watched recently has. It feels a little cheesy

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in a way that's self -aware. I don't feel like

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it's going too hard at trying to be realistic.

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Yeah. Yeah, it is what it is. And there are a

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couple times where that shines through, especially

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one glaring one towards the end, which I really

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appreciated. Well, since we have a lot to talk

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about in the back end of this movie, it sounds

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like, let's get started with the actual live

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action part of this movie. So we open to a seance,

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naturally. Is that what it was? Yes. I wasn't

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sure. They are... Do they pull out a Ouija board?

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They're messing with a Ouija board, yeah. Yeah.

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Dummies. And I'm not superstitious. Are you a

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little stitious? But don't mess with... I am

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a little stitious. Don't mess with Ouija boards.

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No. Even if it doesn't do anything, why take

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the risk, you know? It's asking for trouble.

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Yep. Maybe you're subconsciously moving that

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plan... Planchette? Planchette? I don't know

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how you say it. Planchette, yeah. Planchette.

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Maybe you're subconsciously moving the planchette,

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but if you are, that's a part of your subconscious

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and not your conscious for probably a good reason.

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Yeah, I just watched a video about paranormal

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activity, and I think I'm going to revisit that

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soon. The movie or the concept? Both. Okay. I

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am in a spirited house as we speak. You are indeed.

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Robert is everywhere. Are you going to get a

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third mic for Robert? He even goes on vacation

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with us. What if he's in your elf on the show?

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That goes on vacation with you. It does. I never

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thought of that. I have to rethink how we do

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this Christmas. This is a dead silence knockoff

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that's happening in your house. When are we getting

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the Elf on the Shelf horror movie? You could

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make a knockoff version of it. You could. Elf

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on the Shelf movie. That's ours. We need royalties.

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There's already an Elf on the Shelf movie. Like

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a Christmas cartoon? It's animated and fun, yes.

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Oh, no, I want like Elf, like Annabelle, but

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with an Elf on the Shelf. You can't do like Jack

00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:08.179
Frost and Jack Frost to the Elf on the Shelf.

00:16:09.399 --> 00:16:14.539
Yeah, we'll give the Elf, ours is named Dorothy,

00:16:14.840 --> 00:16:19.720
we'll give her a sad one where a mom dies. And

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then she is reincarnated into the elf on the

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shelf to watch over her family during Christmas

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and be super sad about it. And then we'll give

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her one where she is murdered and then goes on

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a rampage or a rampage of revenge. He's not even

00:16:35.580 --> 00:16:37.799
murdered in that movie. He's a serial killer.

00:16:37.899 --> 00:16:42.100
I hate that I know that. In which one? Jack Frost.

00:16:42.299 --> 00:16:46.299
The other one. Oh. Okay, so like a Chucky situation.

00:16:47.159 --> 00:16:50.580
The spirit of a serial killer goes into a doll.

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So the spirit of a serial killer will go into

00:16:53.860 --> 00:16:57.440
Dorothy, and then she'll cause mayhem with her

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tiny little plush hands that have no opposable

00:17:00.139 --> 00:17:02.860
thumbs. Disappointing. She needs opposable thumbs.

00:17:02.860 --> 00:17:06.099
It's our idea. Don't steal it. Anyways, seance.

00:17:06.420 --> 00:17:09.000
We've opened on a seance. They are specifically

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channeling the spirits of the Hundred Acre Woods,

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and I don't think that's how a Ouija board works.

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I don't think you can call specific spirits so

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much as you can just be like, hey, anyone want

00:17:21.259 --> 00:17:25.559
to chat? It's like opening up your window, opening

00:17:25.559 --> 00:17:26.799
up your window, sticking your head out like,

00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:30.339
hey, anything going on over here? Yes. And then

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whatever comes into contact comes into contact.

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Yeah. Do you think from that point you can request

00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:45.049
that that one sends out like a... to the person

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that you're trying to get a hold of? I don't...

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I wouldn't imagine that spirits are willing to

00:17:53.210 --> 00:17:58.789
take voicemails. Maybe. I don't know. I don't

00:17:58.789 --> 00:18:03.650
speak for the spirit world, but I wouldn't think

00:18:03.650 --> 00:18:08.430
that's how that works. To be fair, I have also

00:18:08.430 --> 00:18:12.150
never used a Ouija board, so I don't know that

00:18:12.150 --> 00:18:16.880
you can't... Talk to specific ghosts. Imagine

00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:18.640
how annoying it would be to be a dead famous

00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:22.359
person. No, absolutely not. We are not using

00:18:22.359 --> 00:18:27.500
a Ouija board. On life. On Instagram. TikTok.

00:18:28.059 --> 00:18:32.259
That is some white people stuff that I do not

00:18:32.259 --> 00:18:35.799
feel like participating in. We are white. Be

00:18:35.799 --> 00:18:39.980
that as it may. No. I will not be participating

00:18:39.980 --> 00:18:44.990
in any Ouija board nonsense. This pans out by

00:18:44.990 --> 00:18:49.869
them immediately after they ask the hundred acre

00:18:49.869 --> 00:18:54.569
wood spirits to communicate with them. They say,

00:18:54.690 --> 00:18:57.930
I think it's not get out, but it's something

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along those lines. You shouldn't be here. You

00:19:00.190 --> 00:19:04.509
shouldn't be here. And the girls are a little

00:19:04.509 --> 00:19:07.650
frightened. I got excited because one of the

00:19:07.650 --> 00:19:09.950
girls is American. I was like, hey, are we going

00:19:09.950 --> 00:19:12.720
to get more Americans in this movie? Yeah. We

00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:17.380
don't. We are. We hear the voice of one of the

00:19:17.380 --> 00:19:19.119
creatures that is in the hundred acre woods.

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And the lady that is sitting against the back

00:19:22.539 --> 00:19:25.519
wall of the RV that they're all in gets stabbed

00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:30.460
right through it. So it's it's a white British

00:19:30.460 --> 00:19:33.000
woman, a white American woman, black British

00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:35.980
woman. And as soon as I said, you shouldn't be

00:19:35.980 --> 00:19:38.359
here. Me and Emily were watching it. And Emily

00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:40.400
was like, that girl's going to go talking about

00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:42.500
the black girl. I was like, there's no way you

00:19:42.500 --> 00:19:45.380
can't do that anymore. That's that's that's that's

00:19:45.380 --> 00:19:49.819
not PC. And then she immediately dies. So I was

00:19:49.819 --> 00:19:52.220
wrong. And they did. They did want to go there.

00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:54.599
The first person to die in this movie was a black

00:19:54.599 --> 00:19:57.779
woman. And I don't appreciate it. Put that on

00:19:57.779 --> 00:20:01.059
the record. But it was pretty funny. So the two

00:20:01.059 --> 00:20:05.150
ladies that are left over are. panicking. One

00:20:05.150 --> 00:20:08.910
of them goes to open the door, sees ManBear right

00:20:08.910 --> 00:20:11.690
outside. And as she tries to pull the door closed

00:20:11.690 --> 00:20:15.509
again, it shuts on all of her fingers. And so

00:20:15.509 --> 00:20:20.650
she is freaking out with a scene that is surprisingly

00:20:20.650 --> 00:20:23.730
not bad considering the CGI of the first movie

00:20:23.730 --> 00:20:26.210
with all of her fingers facing a bunch of different

00:20:26.210 --> 00:20:32.089
directions. Who is now outside of the RV that

00:20:32.089 --> 00:20:37.039
they're in? and flipping it over. And we discussed

00:20:37.039 --> 00:20:40.799
it a good bit in the last episode on the original

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Blood and Honey. How strong is this bear? Because

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I looked it up, the low end of a motorhome, roughly

00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:55.480
I'm assuming this size, is like 12 ,000 pounds.

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That feels pretty heavy for a single man bear

00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:03.930
to flip. Do you think so? But he doesn't. He

00:21:03.930 --> 00:21:07.130
flips off. He does. Barely breaks a sweat. How

00:21:07.130 --> 00:21:09.769
would you be able to tell? Yeah, I mean, he doesn't.

00:21:09.769 --> 00:21:13.809
This is shot darker than Game of Thrones. He

00:21:13.809 --> 00:21:18.369
doesn't huff and puff. This is true. Even right

00:21:18.369 --> 00:21:23.569
after, he's still just murder on the mind. Focused.

00:21:23.890 --> 00:21:27.970
Driven. You can appreciate that. Mm -hmm. So,

00:21:27.990 --> 00:21:31.339
one of the girls. Makes it out. She slips out

00:21:31.339 --> 00:21:35.960
through the window and runs over to a, like,

00:21:35.960 --> 00:21:39.380
ATV that is covered in Christmas lights. It's

00:21:39.380 --> 00:21:43.960
like decked out. Yeah. It's weird. She is trying

00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:47.079
to escape. And as she tries to escape, poo catches

00:21:47.079 --> 00:21:56.259
her. Sweet Jesus. She got the poo on her. Uh

00:21:56.259 --> 00:22:02.339
-huh. The other girl has now fallen into the

00:22:02.339 --> 00:22:05.160
lake that they were right beside. After being

00:22:05.160 --> 00:22:07.759
caught on fire because they are in the most flammable

00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:10.960
RV of all time. Immediately goes up in flames.

00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:15.160
That's true. Maybe they poured gasoline on it

00:22:15.160 --> 00:22:17.839
on the outside before there was the whole ambush.

00:22:18.220 --> 00:22:21.039
These guys are fast and shockingly quiet considering

00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:24.019
their size. You'd think that you'd hear that

00:22:24.019 --> 00:22:30.259
lumbering man -bear for a ways out. But you don't.

00:22:30.259 --> 00:22:34.900
Anyway, you don't. This is where you first see

00:22:34.900 --> 00:22:40.380
Owl in his full glory. And he says, how dare

00:22:40.380 --> 00:22:43.059
you try to survive? The thing that caught me

00:22:43.059 --> 00:22:46.579
on this part was that they make a very big point

00:22:46.579 --> 00:22:48.940
of it in the first movie that all of them speak

00:22:48.940 --> 00:22:52.180
in broken English. And he's just talking perfectly

00:22:52.180 --> 00:22:55.119
normally. He like breaks out into a soliloquy

00:22:55.119 --> 00:22:58.960
at one point. It is. Yeah, it is bizarre. That

00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:04.400
is one of the things I had questions about when

00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:08.940
it comes to the real canon versus the in -universe

00:23:08.940 --> 00:23:14.880
movie that was made. If the broken English that

00:23:14.880 --> 00:23:16.839
they spoke in the first movie was supposed to

00:23:16.839 --> 00:23:21.660
be some iteration of the screenwriter's idea

00:23:21.660 --> 00:23:24.799
rather than... I don't know. It's a lot of things.

00:23:25.369 --> 00:23:31.569
They wrote away that plot hole. They're like,

00:23:31.630 --> 00:23:33.609
no, what are you talking about? They speak perfect

00:23:33.609 --> 00:23:37.690
English. They can even wax poetic to you right

00:23:37.690 --> 00:23:40.369
before they kill you. I don't know where he came

00:23:40.369 --> 00:23:42.230
up with that gibberish stuff from the first one.

00:23:42.890 --> 00:23:46.369
I mean, there wasn't even gibberish stuff. You

00:23:46.369 --> 00:23:54.930
left. That's it. Yeah. And then just assorted

00:23:54.930 --> 00:23:57.730
noises. Yeah. We didn't get any snorts in this

00:23:57.730 --> 00:24:00.890
one from Piglet. I mean, doesn't really make

00:24:00.890 --> 00:24:05.009
it that far in, but. Yeah. Yeah. No weird grunt

00:24:05.009 --> 00:24:09.849
snorts. So who is fighting the girl on the ATV?

00:24:10.029 --> 00:24:12.410
And he goes after her with his weapon of choice,

00:24:12.529 --> 00:24:16.190
which is a bear trap. Ironic. He catches her.

00:24:16.309 --> 00:24:19.210
Don't you think? Breaks each of her limbs individually

00:24:19.210 --> 00:24:23.549
and then bear traps her face. He sets it up like

00:24:23.549 --> 00:24:28.589
it's a WWE cage fight. He lays her down and then

00:24:28.589 --> 00:24:30.789
he opens up the trap and then he sets the trap

00:24:30.789 --> 00:24:33.769
under her head and then plops her head down.

00:24:33.970 --> 00:24:38.869
It was very traumatic. She's also watching her

00:24:38.869 --> 00:24:42.990
friend who is half burnt in the water as she

00:24:42.990 --> 00:24:46.930
is about to explode. And boy does she. And now

00:24:46.930 --> 00:24:49.470
we have the opening of the movie. And title card.

00:24:50.069 --> 00:24:54.509
It starts. The same way that every single one

00:24:54.509 --> 00:24:56.970
of these movies has, aside from Slumber Party

00:24:56.970 --> 00:25:01.410
Massacre. We start out in a deeply impractical

00:25:01.410 --> 00:25:05.230
therapist's office. I don't. What is it? This

00:25:05.230 --> 00:25:07.009
woman is working inside of a green box. Why is

00:25:07.009 --> 00:25:15.190
it every time it's a therapist? She has bookshelves

00:25:15.190 --> 00:25:19.369
on every wall of her office, which is massive,

00:25:19.430 --> 00:25:22.700
by the way. And it is wall -to -wall books. I

00:25:22.700 --> 00:25:24.460
am confident that she owns everything that's

00:25:24.460 --> 00:25:27.460
ever been published. But none of the shelves

00:25:27.460 --> 00:25:33.079
are lined up. If you had a patient with OCD,

00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:35.980
I think it would be exposure therapy to just

00:25:35.980 --> 00:25:38.539
exist in that space. It was stressing me out.

00:25:40.140 --> 00:25:45.359
It is just deeply silly like every other therapist's

00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:49.119
office. This, however, is not your typical therapy.

00:25:49.740 --> 00:25:53.299
This is a hypnotherapist. Do you believe in hypnosis?

00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:56.839
I do, yeah. Would you ever try hypnotherapy?

00:25:57.440 --> 00:26:03.440
I don't think so. I don't like the... I believe

00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:08.000
in hypnosis because I think that our brains are

00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:11.700
malleable. But I don't think I would ever be

00:26:11.700 --> 00:26:13.779
willing to give somebody that much control over

00:26:13.779 --> 00:26:17.319
my brain. I don't think I would ever want to

00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:20.380
like... let somebody have just free reign. I

00:26:20.380 --> 00:26:22.859
don't know what they're telling me. I think if

00:26:22.859 --> 00:26:24.960
I block something out, I blocked it out on purpose.

00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:28.599
Yeah. Is it the healthiest way to live? That

00:26:28.599 --> 00:26:30.700
is probably a fair assessment. Maybe not, but

00:26:30.700 --> 00:26:34.880
works for me. And that is what matters. But blocking

00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:36.619
things out and leaving them blocked out does

00:26:36.619 --> 00:26:40.279
not work for Christopher Robin because he is

00:26:40.279 --> 00:26:43.759
going to hypnosis therapy so that he can unlock

00:26:43.759 --> 00:26:47.730
all of those repressed memories of what? We don't

00:26:47.730 --> 00:26:51.150
know. You would assume that it's the massacre.

00:26:52.549 --> 00:26:57.130
Probably not. You would think so. Maybe to get

00:26:57.130 --> 00:27:00.609
that final clue to why all this happened. The

00:27:00.609 --> 00:27:04.930
thing that I laughed at watching this movie was

00:27:04.930 --> 00:27:07.250
not in the animated part. It was in therapy.

00:27:07.470 --> 00:27:11.490
He says the phrase, I remember playing with poo

00:27:11.490 --> 00:27:15.369
in the woodlands. Mom and dad didn't know. I

00:27:15.369 --> 00:27:19.500
chuckled. That was the one that got me. You're

00:27:19.500 --> 00:27:22.240
in therapy for something traumatic that happened

00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:26.380
to you. I made sure to write that quote down.

00:27:27.059 --> 00:27:29.359
I bet mom and dad didn't know you were out playing

00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:32.900
with poo in the woods. And this woman, they end

00:27:32.900 --> 00:27:40.380
their session with, okay, see you tomorrow. This

00:27:40.380 --> 00:27:44.259
man is in daily therapy sessions. I wrote daily

00:27:44.259 --> 00:27:47.599
therapy in all caps. In my notes. What do you

00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:53.700
mean same time tomorrow? Oh, that that does not

00:27:53.700 --> 00:27:57.200
seem like that's the way to go. I would think

00:27:57.200 --> 00:28:00.839
you need a break every now and then. He has somewhere

00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:04.319
to get and it is right now. Has he been doing

00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:06.839
daily therapy since the massacre a year ago?

00:28:06.980 --> 00:28:09.960
That sounds expensive. That sounds very expensive,

00:28:10.119 --> 00:28:13.380
but it's in the UK and whatever. I don't even

00:28:13.380 --> 00:28:16.839
know how it works. Is therapy covered? Not a

00:28:16.839 --> 00:28:19.700
clue. We had this conversation, I think, twice

00:28:19.700 --> 00:28:26.000
already. Hey, our Brits, let us know because

00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:29.140
we'd be interested. And maybe you can clear up

00:28:29.140 --> 00:28:31.519
some misconceptions about universal health care.

00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:34.339
I don't know much about it. I just know my insurance

00:28:34.339 --> 00:28:37.359
is expensive as hell. And anytime I want to go

00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:39.880
to the doctor, it's expensive as hell. Yeah.

00:28:40.299 --> 00:28:42.539
I just remembered that there was an update that

00:28:42.539 --> 00:28:45.279
I had on the podcast. Nate listened to one of

00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:47.380
them and informed me of something we were unsure

00:28:47.380 --> 00:28:49.980
about, and I don't remember what it was. Oh.

00:28:50.519 --> 00:28:53.680
Nuts. Okay, so this aside means completely nothing?

00:28:54.099 --> 00:28:57.059
You have no new information to give us? I don't,

00:28:57.059 --> 00:29:01.640
no. What you have for us is say, hey, I had information,

00:29:01.660 --> 00:29:03.660
but now I don't have that information anymore.

00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:08.039
Yeah, that's about it. I'm not saying that it's

00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:10.640
relevant to the conversation. I just remembered

00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:17.279
it. So Chris leaves therapy. Same time tomorrow.

00:29:17.819 --> 00:29:20.839
All right, you got it, lady. Walks out and then

00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:25.940
we hear Chris is 100 meters from you. And there's

00:29:25.940 --> 00:29:29.059
a lady in a car, a pretty lady in a car. We know

00:29:29.059 --> 00:29:33.099
what that means. He's already moved on from Mary.

00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:37.960
Yeah, that was that was strange. Technically,

00:29:38.539 --> 00:29:45.240
technically, they're not. But it is heavily implied

00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:49.519
that after the events of this movie, there'll

00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:53.920
be a... I don't have a Winnie the Pooh pun. I

00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:58.000
don't think that it is necessarily that they're

00:29:58.000 --> 00:29:59.819
going to be together after the end of this movie.

00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:04.000
Because they are the last survivors of a pretty

00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:07.319
large friend group. I think that's trauma bonding

00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:10.079
like you've never seen before. So they have to

00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:13.980
be together. In the biblical sense. I don't think

00:30:13.980 --> 00:30:17.920
that's how that works. So that they can procreate

00:30:17.920 --> 00:30:20.980
and create a new friend group. Because apparently

00:30:20.980 --> 00:30:27.880
everyone in this town, Ashdown, which has a sign,

00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:29.759
Welcome to Ashdown, home of the Hundred Acre

00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:31.940
Woods. That's not something that I'd put on my

00:30:31.940 --> 00:30:36.000
sign. That's exactly what I wrote. But everybody,

00:30:36.339 --> 00:30:41.430
everybody here knows everybody. People that die

00:30:41.430 --> 00:30:43.170
in the woods. Oh, they were friends of Christopher

00:30:43.170 --> 00:30:48.670
Robin. Oh, the people that just happened to go

00:30:48.670 --> 00:30:51.170
into the woods. Well, Christopher Robin must

00:30:51.170 --> 00:30:54.109
have known them and must have killed them. Like

00:30:54.109 --> 00:31:02.230
everyone knows everybody. I mean. It's not. It's

00:31:02.230 --> 00:31:04.750
not really suggested that he knows the people

00:31:04.750 --> 00:31:10.539
that died in the woods. Not in the first, no,

00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:14.400
but the three that die in the woods this time,

00:31:14.500 --> 00:31:18.059
he does know. They're like buddies of his. Yeah.

00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:20.480
Yeah, I guess in the first one it didn't really

00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:24.619
say that he knew them. But they just, they made

00:31:24.619 --> 00:31:27.339
it a point to like, everyone knows everyone here.

00:31:28.980 --> 00:31:31.759
And then it turns out that everyone knows even

00:31:31.759 --> 00:31:36.759
more people than they think they know here. All

00:31:36.759 --> 00:31:39.140
of the ones that died in the first movie are

00:31:39.140 --> 00:31:42.839
also from several hours away, which I don't know

00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:45.400
a ton about the UK. But as you know, their frame

00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:49.859
of reference for what distance is too long is

00:31:49.859 --> 00:31:53.759
way shorter than ours is. I just drove in from

00:31:53.759 --> 00:31:58.599
France. It's not even that. It's like my family

00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:01.039
is 45 minutes away, so I only get to see them

00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:03.559
like once a year, like 45 minutes. I've driven

00:32:03.559 --> 00:32:07.769
that to work. For a very long, like it's, it's

00:32:07.769 --> 00:32:10.170
not the same frame of reference, but they are

00:32:10.170 --> 00:32:16.470
like three hours away. That's, that's your take

00:32:16.470 --> 00:32:20.109
on this? Europeans are weak people? Yes. Yes.

00:32:20.230 --> 00:32:24.269
Okay. I mean, they know it and it's fine. They're

00:32:24.269 --> 00:32:34.130
well aware. So we get, we get the cops calling

00:32:34.130 --> 00:32:38.160
in. Three dead bodies. And we are cutting to

00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:41.640
a person listening to a police scanner. We have

00:32:41.640 --> 00:32:45.119
no idea who this is. Now we just see the back

00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:47.440
of his head. He's smoking a cigarette. So you

00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:50.119
know that's shorthand for he's probably not a

00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:59.880
cool guy. Don't smoke, kids. Don't. Not even

00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:05.789
once. Immediately after we hear this chatter

00:33:05.789 --> 00:33:09.609
on the police scanner, we cut to the 100 Acre

00:33:09.609 --> 00:33:19.609
Woods and a flannel DJ Khaled is hunting to bring

00:33:19.609 --> 00:33:25.089
justice to his girl. We have no idea who he is

00:33:25.089 --> 00:33:27.269
talking about. None whatsoever. Throughout the

00:33:27.269 --> 00:33:30.430
entire movie, it's never explained. You would

00:33:30.430 --> 00:33:34.359
imagine it's one of. The girls in the RV, probably.

00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:43.519
Who knows? Maybe, yeah. One of those three people

00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:48.180
that is hunting with, one of the people that

00:33:48.180 --> 00:33:53.400
is hunting with DJ Khaled is a very good friend

00:33:53.400 --> 00:34:01.160
of Christopher Robin. In this small world. Friend

00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:08.280
of Christopher Robin. Who. We. I can't finish

00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:14.920
that. Anyways. Yeah. And. Then we get a. Guess

00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:18.219
who's overhead. Keep it an eye. Reconnaissance

00:34:18.219 --> 00:34:23.920
on his. His little patch of land. It's big scary

00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:30.710
owl man. Jeepers creepers. Jeepers creepers.

00:34:31.730 --> 00:34:35.929
I think it was the first one to pop up, Piglet.

00:34:36.369 --> 00:34:41.750
Yes. And starts knocking him around. And then

00:34:41.750 --> 00:34:48.190
they start shooting. They shoot Piglet in the

00:34:48.190 --> 00:34:52.849
face. Piglet goes down, as you would assume.

00:34:53.469 --> 00:34:58.369
Pooh grabs the man's rifle. He obviously does

00:34:58.369 --> 00:35:02.440
not have fire. Very good firearm discipline.

00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:05.360
Still has his finger on the trigger. Pops his

00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:08.940
buddy in the face with a 10 gauge from, I don't

00:35:08.940 --> 00:35:12.900
know, roughly six, seven feet away. Six, seven.

00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:18.280
Boo. Stop trying to be one with the youths. That

00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:24.300
was an accident. Yeah. So obviously he's down.

00:35:25.380 --> 00:35:29.980
Then does. Pooh finish him off or does Owl? Is

00:35:29.980 --> 00:35:33.539
Owl even in this skirmish, this kerfuffle? I

00:35:33.539 --> 00:35:36.619
think it's Owl. I think it's Owl too. Comes in

00:35:36.619 --> 00:35:40.000
and says something like very like, I guess now

00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:43.420
that I think about it, in Winnie the Pooh, Owl

00:35:43.420 --> 00:35:46.039
was like the studious one. So it makes sense

00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:48.820
based on the characters from Winnie the Pooh

00:35:48.820 --> 00:35:52.719
that Owl would have these long flowing diatribes

00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:56.639
about whatever before he pecks your eyes out.

00:35:56.920 --> 00:35:58.400
Or what have you. I'm glad we've logicked that

00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:02.019
out. Okay, so I feel better about that. And then

00:36:02.019 --> 00:36:07.659
we just, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's where that

00:36:07.659 --> 00:36:10.599
scene ends. We do get a better look at Pooh for

00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:13.179
this movie. He definitely looks a lot more Grinch

00:36:13.179 --> 00:36:15.679
-like. That is exactly what I was thinking. He's

00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:20.380
got the exact, like, muzzle of the Grinch in

00:36:20.380 --> 00:36:24.159
the Jim Carrey movie. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it was

00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:26.460
on discount. I don't know. Maybe they just dug

00:36:26.460 --> 00:36:30.159
it up from the Universal warehouse. He also has

00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.039
little bitty sharp teeth that I think are really

00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:34.719
funny because they're not positioned in a way

00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:36.840
that makes any sense with a real mouth. You can

00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:38.639
tell that they just like laid them on top of

00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:42.599
his, the guy's actual teeth because they are

00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:46.420
incredibly far forward. They look like the entire

00:36:46.420 --> 00:36:49.800
movie. It just reminded me of Riff Raff. My main

00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:51.900
goal is to blow up and act like I don't know

00:36:51.900 --> 00:37:01.940
nobody. Oh, after this, we all retreat to the

00:37:01.940 --> 00:37:07.179
tree that Pooh is notorious for getting stuck

00:37:07.179 --> 00:37:10.739
in. I would have appreciated if they had done

00:37:10.739 --> 00:37:13.420
a callback to that or reference to that. Like

00:37:13.420 --> 00:37:17.480
he was just trying to squeak. I don't want to

00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:19.559
see that. And then Biglet just comes in and tries

00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:25.880
to push his ass through the tree hole. But we

00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:28.679
don't get it. No, they have a pretty sweet setup.

00:37:29.260 --> 00:37:31.820
They got some chairs. They got some some mood

00:37:31.820 --> 00:37:35.539
lights. They have a table full of, you know,

00:37:35.539 --> 00:37:39.000
body parts. Naturally. And then there's a metal

00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:42.139
door that rattles and you hear some like huffing

00:37:42.139 --> 00:37:44.699
and puffing behind it. Like, I wonder who's behind

00:37:44.699 --> 00:37:48.699
that door. We don't know. But we find out. Maybe.

00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:51.900
Do we know at this current moment? No, we do

00:37:51.900 --> 00:37:56.579
not. There are several jars. On this table with

00:37:56.579 --> 00:38:00.159
all of the randomly scattered body parts that

00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:03.579
are bright yellow in nature. And I have follow

00:38:03.579 --> 00:38:06.820
up questions, I think, based on the context that

00:38:06.820 --> 00:38:08.500
it's supposed to be honey. But that is not honey.

00:38:09.639 --> 00:38:14.659
It is. It's a weird it's a weird choice. We're

00:38:14.659 --> 00:38:17.139
about to come up on another very weird choice.

00:38:17.420 --> 00:38:20.500
If you remember from the first movie, Chris was

00:38:20.500 --> 00:38:23.929
going to be a doctor. That is what he was studying

00:38:23.929 --> 00:38:26.269
for. Well, we find out in the animation that

00:38:26.269 --> 00:38:28.710
he did. He did become a doctor. Now he's like

00:38:28.710 --> 00:38:30.849
a doctor, associate doctor or something like

00:38:30.849 --> 00:38:32.349
that, junior doctor. I don't remember what the

00:38:32.349 --> 00:38:35.909
exact terminology was, but they wanted to show

00:38:35.909 --> 00:38:40.070
that he had made it. He had gotten his job in

00:38:40.070 --> 00:38:41.710
the medical field and he was doing what he had

00:38:41.710 --> 00:38:47.889
dreamed of by showing him giving a kid a shot

00:38:47.889 --> 00:38:50.969
in the ass. It was in his back. Are you sure?

00:38:51.530 --> 00:38:53.639
Yes. Okay, well, either way. It's a shot in his

00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:56.719
back. It could be in his ass. It could be either.

00:38:57.039 --> 00:39:00.239
It could be either. Sure. It could be upper ass,

00:39:00.420 --> 00:39:02.900
also known as lower back, but it could be either.

00:39:02.900 --> 00:39:05.800
Where do we draw the line? I mean, God drew a

00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:09.719
line when he created Adam and Eve. There's a

00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.500
pretty definitive line. It's literally a vertical

00:39:13.500 --> 00:39:15.960
line down your body. Do you think they had butt

00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:17.079
cracks when they were in the Garden of Eden?

00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:20.559
I guess that would depend on whether you thought

00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:23.340
Pooh was evil. In this movie, Pooh was evil.

00:39:25.380 --> 00:39:30.559
And we're back. And we're back. And immediately

00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:34.980
after giving the kid the shot somewhere in the

00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:40.219
back of his body. Upper ass, lower back. He's

00:39:40.219 --> 00:39:44.179
immediately fired because of the bad PR. From

00:39:44.179 --> 00:39:47.300
the movie that was made. From the movie, yes.

00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:50.559
Because I don't think if the movie hadn't been

00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:54.880
made. That there would be as much pressure on

00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:58.840
him. It would be as prevalent of a thing. But

00:39:58.840 --> 00:40:01.800
I don't know. Apparently, ever since it happened,

00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:06.539
he's just being harassed nonstop. His car was

00:40:06.539 --> 00:40:10.199
spray painted with murderer on it. Hasn't been

00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:12.500
able to find a job except for this one. And then

00:40:12.500 --> 00:40:14.960
he immediately lost this one. He's living with

00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:18.880
his mom and dad and sister. So things aren't

00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:21.489
going too well for Chris. And it's not his fault.

00:40:21.989 --> 00:40:25.050
It's not. This is true. It kind of feels, if

00:40:25.050 --> 00:40:28.789
you think in the context of Honey and Blood and

00:40:28.789 --> 00:40:33.110
Blood and Honey 2, that this is the wedding bride

00:40:33.110 --> 00:40:35.849
from How I Met Your Mother. That this is just

00:40:35.849 --> 00:40:38.530
like the caricature of what Christopher Robin

00:40:38.530 --> 00:40:41.369
would have been had he been in that actual situation.

00:40:41.809 --> 00:40:45.750
Because he does act pretty pathetic for most

00:40:45.750 --> 00:40:48.369
of the runtime of the original movie. He does,

00:40:48.510 --> 00:40:51.429
yeah. Even at the end, he just runs away. Yeah.

00:40:51.789 --> 00:40:55.710
So, yeah, I don't know. So... No, never mind.

00:40:55.929 --> 00:40:59.650
After he gets fired, we cut to Christopher Robin's

00:40:59.650 --> 00:41:02.889
house. He is talking to his family about him

00:41:02.889 --> 00:41:06.530
getting let go from the hospital. And his mom

00:41:06.530 --> 00:41:08.630
is loading the dishwasher and is frustrated.

00:41:09.110 --> 00:41:11.269
The reason that she is frustrated is because

00:41:11.269 --> 00:41:16.289
some psychopath loaded the dishwasher knife blades

00:41:16.289 --> 00:41:22.559
and fork tines up. Oh, I was really hoping there'd

00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:25.059
be some payoff from this. There has never been

00:41:25.059 --> 00:41:28.760
more of a Chekhov's gun kind of death than if

00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:31.340
you open a dishwasher and it is full of blade

00:41:31.340 --> 00:41:34.559
-facing -up knives. First off, hand -washer knives,

00:41:34.880 --> 00:41:38.360
they'll last a lot longer. Second off, if you're

00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:41.119
going to load them into the dishwasher, load

00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:44.139
them, blade down, handle up. Same with forks.

00:41:44.139 --> 00:41:47.280
They'll still get clean. Same with forks. Same

00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:49.780
with butter knives. You can even do it with spoons

00:41:49.780 --> 00:41:52.820
too, just so you have all your boxes checked.

00:41:53.619 --> 00:41:57.300
But for the love of God, don't put, I don't know,

00:41:57.320 --> 00:42:03.260
like what, six full kitchen knives blade up in

00:42:03.260 --> 00:42:06.500
your dishwasher? They're all giant knives. And

00:42:06.500 --> 00:42:08.820
so I'm very curious what kind of preparation

00:42:08.820 --> 00:42:10.699
was happening in that kitchen for you to have

00:42:10.699 --> 00:42:13.559
used every one of your biggest knives, for you

00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:17.760
to have even had. Six gigantic knives. Can you

00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:20.000
imagine what their knife block looks like? It's

00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:23.699
got to take up the whole counter. Not only that,

00:42:23.699 --> 00:42:25.699
but they're scattered through the dishwasher.

00:42:26.420 --> 00:42:30.699
Like there's a silverware cubby in every dishwasher

00:42:30.699 --> 00:42:33.780
I've ever seen. These knives are just randomly

00:42:33.780 --> 00:42:36.139
sticking out from every part of the dishwasher.

00:42:36.460 --> 00:42:38.519
Where did they put them? What are they sticking

00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:41.909
out of? As haphazardly as possible. Are they

00:42:41.909 --> 00:42:44.630
like upward facing cups there? Because that's

00:42:44.630 --> 00:42:47.909
also the wrong way to load a dishwasher. It makes

00:42:47.909 --> 00:42:51.110
no sense, man. Well, when you do stupid things,

00:42:51.269 --> 00:42:54.670
karma tends to catch up with you. And karma does

00:42:54.670 --> 00:42:58.150
catch up with the person who put the knives the

00:42:58.150 --> 00:43:00.829
way they put the knives. So, I mean. She wasn't

00:43:00.829 --> 00:43:02.769
the one that did it. She was paying for somebody

00:43:02.769 --> 00:43:06.309
else's mistakes. Who did it? She's loading the

00:43:06.309 --> 00:43:09.139
dishwasher. We do, because she's loading the

00:43:09.139 --> 00:43:11.039
dishwasher and she's like, why would you guys

00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:13.480
do this? I keep telling you not to. And then

00:43:13.480 --> 00:43:15.420
she doesn't fix it. She just complains about

00:43:15.420 --> 00:43:20.760
it and moves on. Like a woman. Am I right? It's

00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:24.380
too late at night for your nonsense. I'm not

00:43:24.380 --> 00:43:29.320
doing it. Oh, and then we meet. I didn't even

00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.719
write down this girl's name. The sister? The

00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:34.599
sister, yeah. Ella. Oh, yeah. She goes by Bunny

00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:41.130
later on, but her name's Ella. And she has. It's

00:43:41.130 --> 00:43:46.289
like if you took a surgery bear, because usually

00:43:46.289 --> 00:43:48.469
if you have a surgery bear, it's like a bear

00:43:48.469 --> 00:43:52.610
that a child gets after a surgery. This is a

00:43:52.610 --> 00:43:56.530
bear that has been sliced open and looks like

00:43:56.530 --> 00:44:00.369
is having active surgery done on them. It also

00:44:00.369 --> 00:44:04.769
has human teeth. And human teeth. So interesting

00:44:04.769 --> 00:44:07.630
choice for a play thing. We find out that it

00:44:07.630 --> 00:44:10.010
came from Billy's room. When Chris finds out

00:44:10.010 --> 00:44:13.090
it was from Billy's room, he gets a little angry.

00:44:13.309 --> 00:44:17.070
No one should be going in Billy's room. And then

00:44:17.070 --> 00:44:20.289
you're wondering, who's Billy? You can infer

00:44:20.289 --> 00:44:24.570
that it's probably another sibling, but we get

00:44:24.570 --> 00:44:28.530
no confirmation until, I don't know, like another

00:44:28.530 --> 00:44:32.489
20 minutes from now. It's just Billy. So remember

00:44:32.489 --> 00:44:35.280
that name. Because it's going to come in handy

00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.699
in about 20 minutes. Yeah. So she has stolen

00:44:38.699 --> 00:44:42.639
the nightmare bear. And she says that she took

00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:46.739
it for protection. From what? Who's to say? We

00:44:46.739 --> 00:44:48.840
don't know. Does she know? I doubt she even knows.

00:44:49.179 --> 00:44:54.500
So after this, we cut to a random father and

00:44:54.500 --> 00:44:59.960
son birdwatching in the woods. Oh, this was so

00:44:59.960 --> 00:45:01.920
on the nose. I knew exactly where it was going,

00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:05.260
and it still worked on me. The kid looks through

00:45:05.260 --> 00:45:08.079
binoculars at a cardinal, and then a sparrow,

00:45:08.179 --> 00:45:12.000
and then our friend Jeepers Creepers. He gets

00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:13.639
freaked out, says, I don't want to do this anymore,

00:45:13.780 --> 00:45:18.599
and runs. As he is running away, the dad gets

00:45:18.599 --> 00:45:23.480
got. Immediately swooped up by owl. Just hauled

00:45:23.480 --> 00:45:27.260
away. What happened to that child? We don't know.

00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:31.280
We hear him running, yelling dad, and then that's

00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:37.320
it. Next scene, we see a bare leg and arm just

00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:40.699
floating down the water. But it's weird because

00:45:40.699 --> 00:45:45.079
it comes upstream and Owl and Pooh are on a bridge

00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:49.260
downstream with the rest of his body. Again,

00:45:49.699 --> 00:45:54.780
why are we? If we're at least theoretically killing

00:45:54.780 --> 00:45:59.380
people at this point for. Why are we just throwing

00:45:59.380 --> 00:46:02.239
random body parts into the water? It's not about

00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:05.659
food anymore. It's about sweet, sweet living.

00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:09.380
Still, why are we just throwing limbs into the

00:46:09.380 --> 00:46:12.059
water? That's a good question. I mean, you've

00:46:12.059 --> 00:46:16.940
already made it very clear that you munch on

00:46:16.940 --> 00:46:21.239
humans, so you'd think that you would save some

00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:25.389
up. I don't know. Especially since after the

00:46:25.389 --> 00:46:27.949
Hundred Acre Massacre, people just wandering

00:46:27.949 --> 00:46:30.429
into your woods, you would think, are getting

00:46:30.429 --> 00:46:34.449
fewer and farther between. So you need to sustain

00:46:34.449 --> 00:46:37.289
what you got. It also does not stand to reason

00:46:37.289 --> 00:46:40.530
that in this day and age, we are to assume that

00:46:40.530 --> 00:46:43.829
this is present day because everyone has an iPhone.

00:46:43.989 --> 00:46:46.630
They have RC cars with video cameras and stuff.

00:46:46.809 --> 00:46:52.219
There was a movie made. about the Hundred Acre

00:46:52.219 --> 00:46:56.059
Woods massacre. Why are you taking your child

00:46:56.059 --> 00:47:00.260
to bird watch in those woods? That's a fantastic

00:47:00.260 --> 00:47:03.739
question. Knowing that no one knows what happened.

00:47:03.940 --> 00:47:07.179
No one has found the killers. I assume there's

00:47:07.179 --> 00:47:09.800
still all of the articles coming out about the

00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:12.480
new people that have died in the woods. You would

00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:15.079
think so. And the ongoing hunt. Don't take your

00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:18.739
child to the murder woods. Yeah. But, you know.

00:47:19.260 --> 00:47:22.019
If logic existed in these worlds, these movies

00:47:22.019 --> 00:47:24.960
would be over pretty quickly. That is fair. That's

00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:27.679
fair. So we're back in therapy. It is the next

00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:30.440
day. Christopher Robin is getting hypnotized

00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:35.780
again. And in a very like get out kind of way,

00:47:35.860 --> 00:47:38.840
because it even does the exact same camera move

00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:41.940
where it like follows him as his head snaps back.

00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:48.400
Yeah. And in this, he sees. Or he's doing the

00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:50.780
same, like, gladiator wheat scene that happened

00:47:50.780 --> 00:47:54.920
in the first movie. Where he's just, like, running

00:47:54.920 --> 00:48:00.500
through a field. In a yellow poo -colored sweater.

00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:05.659
Mm -hmm. Well, it's a Christopher Robin -colored

00:48:05.659 --> 00:48:09.219
sweater. Hmm? Oh, was his sweater yellow, too?

00:48:09.219 --> 00:48:10.760
Christopher Robin, yeah. Oh, I just meant, like,

00:48:10.940 --> 00:48:13.960
the color of Winnie the Pooh. Oh, okay. Well,

00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:16.719
then, yeah, there you go. Nice callback. I didn't

00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:22.719
catch it. He sees the van that his brother was

00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:27.199
taken with. His brother is in the back of a windowless

00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:31.780
white van, chilling, until that door shuts on

00:48:31.780 --> 00:48:37.019
him. And he panics a little bit. Why was he so

00:48:37.019 --> 00:48:42.679
calm? I didn't see any puppies or candy. I don't

00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:47.409
know. rando just put him in the van we do find

00:48:47.409 --> 00:48:52.210
out that afterwards he yelled dad dad dad and

00:48:52.210 --> 00:48:56.130
that so i mean he does that maybe it maybe it's

00:48:56.130 --> 00:48:58.889
just shock maybe it's just shock he looks in

00:48:58.889 --> 00:49:04.349
the driver window and it immediately the the

00:49:04.349 --> 00:49:08.469
hypnosis is over he's angry because he was he

00:49:08.469 --> 00:49:09.969
was just he was right there he could have found

00:49:09.969 --> 00:49:14.059
out who took his brother maybe why He could have,

00:49:14.139 --> 00:49:18.639
but he didn't. Building suspense. So we've moved

00:49:18.639 --> 00:49:23.719
on to Lexi, who is the blonde in the car from

00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:29.019
earlier. She is babysitting a... A complete psychopath.

00:49:29.659 --> 00:49:33.360
Complete psychopath. He is dressed in a Freddy

00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:36.880
Krueger sweater, Jason mask, and is holding a

00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:39.739
knife. A toy knife. Appropriately, his name is

00:49:39.739 --> 00:49:46.579
Freddy. Yeah. He is watching Honey and Blood,

00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:53.420
specifically the eyeball popping scene. And the

00:49:53.420 --> 00:49:58.699
next scene that we get is a shot on this kid's

00:49:58.699 --> 00:50:02.900
TV of Winnie the Pooh. There is fake lightning

00:50:02.900 --> 00:50:06.179
all around him. And he says, it's Pooh time.

00:50:06.460 --> 00:50:09.420
I lied. There were two times that it made me

00:50:09.420 --> 00:50:19.429
laugh. Oh, man. He said it's poo time. So. So

00:50:19.429 --> 00:50:25.510
good. So good. There was. Actually, there is

00:50:25.510 --> 00:50:27.949
one other thing in the Little Lake flashback

00:50:27.949 --> 00:50:31.369
scene when Christopher Robin is being hypnotized.

00:50:31.909 --> 00:50:37.889
And he sees a younger version of who? Who is

00:50:37.889 --> 00:50:41.650
eating a rabbit. Which makes me incredibly confused

00:50:41.650 --> 00:50:44.400
because the whole point. of the first movie was

00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:48.079
that they had this grief with humanity because

00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:51.440
Christopher Robin had left them to starve to

00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:55.380
death, essentially. But they had the ability

00:50:55.380 --> 00:50:59.340
to hunt and eat by themselves anyway. Because

00:50:59.340 --> 00:51:02.099
this would have been well before Christopher

00:51:02.099 --> 00:51:06.960
Robin abandoned them. That is correct. So...

00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:11.199
Their whole motivation for the slaughter just

00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:15.019
doesn't really add up anymore. It's very silly,

00:51:15.099 --> 00:51:18.719
yeah. Now they're just doing it for funsies.

00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:22.059
Were they doing it for funsies all along? I think

00:51:22.059 --> 00:51:27.559
they were always doing it for funsies. Wow. So

00:51:27.559 --> 00:51:37.489
after, it's poo time. So silly. We... Cut to

00:51:37.489 --> 00:51:41.989
cops in the 100 -acre wood, presumably looking

00:51:41.989 --> 00:51:46.030
for the father and son that have disappeared.

00:51:46.750 --> 00:51:51.570
Yes, most likely. They go inside the little tree

00:51:51.570 --> 00:51:54.949
hangout thing that Pooh and his friends have

00:51:54.949 --> 00:51:59.570
built their little nest in. They see the table

00:51:59.570 --> 00:52:03.690
full of cadaver bits and unidentified yellow

00:52:03.690 --> 00:52:08.559
liquid. Some bodies hanging from the ceiling.

00:52:09.760 --> 00:52:13.559
Human jerky, I think. Yes, I think that is the

00:52:13.559 --> 00:52:18.340
technical term, yes. The door that was rattling

00:52:18.340 --> 00:52:25.860
earlier swings open. It swings open. The cops

00:52:25.860 --> 00:52:30.460
go into this doorway. They shine a light in it.

00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:32.619
And they're like, I don't know. I don't see anything.

00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:38.380
One of the cops goes. Let's bounce. Says, F it,

00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:44.079
let's bounce. And then, oh my God. Out of the

00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:49.260
darkness comes our buddy Tigger. And he just

00:52:49.260 --> 00:52:55.360
says, that's my line. Who taught these animal

00:52:55.360 --> 00:52:59.019
-human hybrids to be funny? That's my biggest

00:52:59.019 --> 00:53:01.460
question in this. Who taught them their one -liners?

00:53:01.480 --> 00:53:05.190
I don't know. Yeah. Because there's a good bit

00:53:05.190 --> 00:53:09.409
of them. There is. And that was a well -placed

00:53:09.409 --> 00:53:13.170
one. I appreciated that one. Later on, we get

00:53:13.170 --> 00:53:15.389
a little more dialogue from Tigger. And all of

00:53:15.389 --> 00:53:18.650
it is just one -liners. And calling women bitches.

00:53:19.090 --> 00:53:22.969
There were a great deal of them. Maybe. Maybe

00:53:22.969 --> 00:53:29.409
he was educated by a misogynist. Which, not okay.

00:53:29.710 --> 00:53:34.739
Not okay. Yeah. teach our human -animal hybrid

00:53:34.739 --> 00:53:38.199
freaks misogyny and that women are less valuable

00:53:38.199 --> 00:53:40.760
than men. I don't appreciate it. So we cut to

00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:43.300
a conversation that happens between Christopher

00:53:43.300 --> 00:53:45.780
Robin and his parents where he basically tells

00:53:45.780 --> 00:53:48.760
them what he feels like he remembers in therapy.

00:53:49.219 --> 00:53:54.679
And his mom is not 100 % on board, but his dad

00:53:54.679 --> 00:53:57.300
says, I remember you calling for me that day.

00:53:57.539 --> 00:53:59.699
Yeah, his mom tries to claim, well, couldn't

00:53:59.699 --> 00:54:04.889
that be like a false memory? So now Christopher

00:54:04.889 --> 00:54:07.630
Robin is on a mission. He is going to figure

00:54:07.630 --> 00:54:12.130
out exactly what happened to his brother. He

00:54:12.130 --> 00:54:16.429
goes onto his laptop and searches on the search

00:54:16.429 --> 00:54:23.630
engine milm, which... It's an Easter egg. It

00:54:23.630 --> 00:54:27.829
is, yeah. What is a little bit messed up, I think,

00:54:27.829 --> 00:54:31.409
is that the logo for... the search engine Milne,

00:54:31.530 --> 00:54:35.570
is a bear with honey on its face. I would think

00:54:35.570 --> 00:54:38.510
there's probably more than one to choose from,

00:54:38.610 --> 00:54:42.110
even in this universe, and I personally wouldn't

00:54:42.110 --> 00:54:44.530
opt for the one that reminds me of the worst

00:54:44.530 --> 00:54:47.150
thing that's ever happened to me. Probably not.

00:54:48.369 --> 00:54:52.369
Maybe, I don't know. Milne definitely isn't as

00:54:52.369 --> 00:54:57.389
catchy as Google, so maybe that's the reason

00:54:57.389 --> 00:55:00.900
it didn't take off. I don't know, man. Just Milne

00:55:00.900 --> 00:55:06.159
it. Well, Milne says. It was a crapshoot. We

00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:09.219
could have gotten Bing as a verb. Or Jeeves it.

00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:12.440
Or Jeeves, yeah. Oh, this is our first Dutch

00:55:12.440 --> 00:55:18.840
angle. Hate it so much. It's such a crappy way

00:55:18.840 --> 00:55:22.599
to create tension. This is where we find out

00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:28.719
that Billy was taken in 2003. Andrew Fander.

00:55:29.320 --> 00:55:33.820
was arrested for the missing children, but he

00:55:33.820 --> 00:55:37.440
gave an alibi and was released. Other articles

00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:40.840
were titled Search for Missing Children Continues,

00:55:40.920 --> 00:55:44.940
Zombie Deer Disease Linked to Toxic Waste, Ashdown

00:55:44.940 --> 00:55:47.780
Home Mysteriously Burned Down, Arson Suspected.

00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:50.599
In that article about the burned down house,

00:55:50.619 --> 00:55:53.559
it says House of Well -Known Genetic Scientist

00:55:53.559 --> 00:55:57.150
Arthur Gallup. Then mentions disturbing practices,

00:55:57.550 --> 00:56:01.150
unexplained disappearances, and pictures that

00:56:01.150 --> 00:56:04.769
look like animal -human hybrids. One of them

00:56:04.769 --> 00:56:09.690
looks like a little version of owl. Do you think

00:56:09.690 --> 00:56:14.010
that the zombie deer, because of the toxic waste,

00:56:14.070 --> 00:56:16.929
has something to do with the story as well? I

00:56:16.929 --> 00:56:18.469
feel like it would make sense if that also tied

00:56:18.469 --> 00:56:22.610
in because, again, the bear lifted a whole larvae.

00:56:22.909 --> 00:56:26.550
You'd think so. But it's never mentioned ever

00:56:26.550 --> 00:56:29.150
again. There's going to be a third movie. Is

00:56:29.150 --> 00:56:33.530
that when the zombie deer show up? Maybe Winnie

00:56:33.530 --> 00:56:36.489
and friends have to fight the toxic deer, the

00:56:36.489 --> 00:56:40.349
zombie deers. I would absolutely love to see

00:56:40.349 --> 00:56:42.409
that. It's going to be Winnie versus Bambi. When

00:56:42.409 --> 00:56:44.570
does Bambi go into the public domain? It's a

00:56:44.570 --> 00:56:46.849
good question. It's got to be coming up. It's

00:56:46.849 --> 00:56:49.550
got to be coming up. Yeah. So after digging up

00:56:49.550 --> 00:56:54.300
all this trauma. for the umpteenth time but chris

00:56:54.300 --> 00:56:56.059
goes to sleep he has a nightmare what are the

00:56:56.059 --> 00:56:58.019
contents of that nightmare i didn't write it

00:56:58.019 --> 00:57:03.619
down neither did i did you oh do do do we get

00:57:03.619 --> 00:57:06.719
anything because i feel like if if something

00:57:06.719 --> 00:57:08.239
had happened in it i would have written it down

00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:10.739
i don't remember then it flashes to the person

00:57:10.739 --> 00:57:13.079
still listening to the police scanner and then

00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:17.440
back to chris and it's assumed that chris just

00:57:17.440 --> 00:57:20.980
stayed up all night because he eyes wide open,

00:57:21.039 --> 00:57:22.780
and then the sun starts pouring in the room.

00:57:22.900 --> 00:57:24.780
So you could assume that he probably didn't get

00:57:24.780 --> 00:57:27.679
any sleep because of whatever was in this nightmare.

00:57:28.219 --> 00:57:32.619
He's woken up to his parents calling him because

00:57:32.619 --> 00:57:36.840
there are officers in the living room that want

00:57:36.840 --> 00:57:40.800
to discuss the situation with the three hunters.

00:57:41.059 --> 00:57:44.920
One of them said that they knew Chris and they

00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:47.619
wanted to speak to him. And so the officers were

00:57:47.619 --> 00:57:49.929
like, well, what's the connection here? you know,

00:57:50.030 --> 00:57:53.449
we don't think you did the hundred acre massacre,

00:57:53.510 --> 00:57:57.130
but we do need to talk to you just to cross it

00:57:57.130 --> 00:57:59.909
off of our list. So do you have an alibi for

00:57:59.909 --> 00:58:02.789
that day? And he was like, yeah, I was with my

00:58:02.789 --> 00:58:04.869
mom and dad just hanging around the house and

00:58:04.869 --> 00:58:08.590
they don't really seem to buy it. But then they're

00:58:08.590 --> 00:58:11.710
like, all right, thanks. And they say that Aaron

00:58:11.710 --> 00:58:14.050
wanted to talk to him. So he heads to the hospital.

00:58:14.250 --> 00:58:17.130
He heads to the hospital. Aaron is the fella.

00:58:17.550 --> 00:58:20.489
that accidentally got shot by his buddy, Dick

00:58:20.489 --> 00:58:24.710
Cheney style, and is completely wrapped in bandages

00:58:24.710 --> 00:58:27.469
except for one eye. One eye is open, darting

00:58:27.469 --> 00:58:30.869
around the room. Chris walks up, says, they said

00:58:30.869 --> 00:58:33.449
you wanted to talk to me? Chris gets a whiteboard,

00:58:33.630 --> 00:58:36.889
hands it to Aaron, who apparently still has full

00:58:36.889 --> 00:58:42.449
use of his fingies, and writes out, you were

00:58:42.449 --> 00:58:46.510
right. And then Chris, shaking his little boots,

00:58:46.989 --> 00:58:53.170
Says, what do you mean? And then Aaron musters

00:58:53.170 --> 00:58:55.530
up all of his courage, all of his strength to

00:58:55.530 --> 00:58:59.449
write. They did this. And then, for whatever

00:58:59.449 --> 00:59:05.489
reason, takes off his bandages. And he is super

00:59:05.489 --> 00:59:07.829
drippy under there. Yeah. Real gross. He was

00:59:07.829 --> 00:59:10.849
not well bandaged to begin with. No. Would not

00:59:10.849 --> 00:59:13.309
think that was a good way to go about things.

00:59:13.510 --> 00:59:17.760
They skin grafted over his mouth. which feels

00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:21.440
like a bit of a dick move. I don't know. I don't

00:59:21.440 --> 00:59:24.139
know how many options you would have if you were

00:59:24.139 --> 00:59:27.539
shotgunned in the face. I wonder if that's like

00:59:27.539 --> 00:59:30.380
an actual procedure or just a thing they thought

00:59:30.380 --> 00:59:32.219
would look cool and would give it a reason to

00:59:32.219 --> 00:59:34.619
use the whiteboard instead of him talking. I

00:59:34.619 --> 00:59:37.539
mean, the stitches looked very silly, so I don't

00:59:37.539 --> 00:59:41.059
know how much realism they were necessarily going

00:59:41.059 --> 00:59:43.159
for. So it's just that it was laying around?

00:59:43.440 --> 00:59:45.590
I think so. In the props department. And they're

00:59:45.590 --> 00:59:48.889
like, yeah, throw this on him. So Christopher

00:59:48.889 --> 00:59:53.190
Robin is taking all of this in as Aaron has collapsed

00:59:53.190 --> 00:59:56.409
back into his hospital bed. As he is taking this

00:59:56.409 --> 00:59:59.090
in, he makes eye contact with the guy through

00:59:59.090 --> 01:00:02.789
the window of this hospital room and has a flashback

01:00:02.789 --> 01:00:06.409
to Billy in the back of the van. Now recognizing

01:00:06.409 --> 01:00:09.309
that the guy he just made eye contact with was

01:00:09.309 --> 01:00:12.110
the kidnapper. The hospital janitor. He was a

01:00:12.110 --> 01:00:15.840
hospital janitor? Yeah. Yeah, he was also there

01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:17.840
in the background whenever Chris got fired and

01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:20.199
they made some weird eye contact. Crazy that

01:00:20.199 --> 01:00:22.599
they were crossing paths pretty regularly and

01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:25.860
it didn't click before now. Yeah, didn't it?

01:00:25.980 --> 01:00:28.840
So from the hospital, one of Chris's buddies,

01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:32.920
who we met a little earlier when we met the whole

01:00:32.920 --> 01:00:36.119
friend group at the rave. Did we mention the

01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:39.219
rave? We did not. That was thrown in here as

01:00:39.219 --> 01:00:41.420
just a means to get all these people into one

01:00:41.420 --> 01:00:45.550
area. A group. This group of friends, one of

01:00:45.550 --> 01:00:50.469
them is Kara and Kara is throwing this rave in

01:00:50.469 --> 01:00:54.889
an old industrial building. Lexi and the fellow

01:00:54.889 --> 01:00:59.190
we're about to meet and Chris all go down to

01:00:59.190 --> 01:01:03.309
check it out and get like a sneak peek at what's

01:01:03.309 --> 01:01:05.630
to come for this giant rave that they're throwing

01:01:05.630 --> 01:01:10.469
in this tiny town. And Kara gets mad because

01:01:10.469 --> 01:01:14.139
Lexi's not going to go. And she doesn't want

01:01:14.139 --> 01:01:16.820
Chris to go because of all the bad press about

01:01:16.820 --> 01:01:22.059
him. And that's where we meet this dude. So after

01:01:22.059 --> 01:01:28.619
the hospital, we get to this guy's house. He's

01:01:28.619 --> 01:01:31.980
in the shower. It's a pretty extended scene of

01:01:31.980 --> 01:01:35.360
him just lathering himself. He has an AirPod

01:01:35.360 --> 01:01:38.079
in. He does. Who showers with their AirPods in?

01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:40.900
I don't know. People with not much to live for,

01:01:40.940 --> 01:01:44.239
I guess. Like, you don't care if your AirPods

01:01:44.239 --> 01:01:49.440
work tomorrow? You may never have tomorrow. And

01:01:49.440 --> 01:01:53.820
boy, does he not have tomorrow. He gets out of

01:01:53.820 --> 01:01:56.519
the shower and he throws his towel on to the

01:01:56.519 --> 01:02:02.980
owl outside. This fella is walking through his

01:02:02.980 --> 01:02:07.059
house, notices that the back door is open. On

01:02:07.059 --> 01:02:10.400
the path to the door, he is just seeing all these...

01:02:11.480 --> 01:02:16.320
regurgitated bits of people just just uh masses

01:02:16.320 --> 01:02:21.639
of meat uh just plopped in multiple spots between

01:02:21.639 --> 01:02:25.400
him and the door ah gets outside and who does

01:02:25.400 --> 01:02:28.320
he see waiting for him jeepers creepers himself

01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:34.179
friend he knocks the guy over the owl knocks

01:02:34.179 --> 01:02:39.769
the guy over and starts spewing from his mouth

01:02:39.769 --> 01:02:45.190
onto this guy's face, and it apparently is acid,

01:02:45.309 --> 01:02:48.510
which gives some credence to your toxic waste

01:02:48.510 --> 01:02:54.570
theory. I think it's valid. When he is done upchucking

01:02:54.570 --> 01:02:58.210
the acid onto this guy's face, he just picks

01:02:58.210 --> 01:03:02.170
his head up like a bowling ball, just fingering

01:03:02.170 --> 01:03:04.349
his socket into the mouth and just picks it up.

01:03:04.489 --> 01:03:08.420
You find out real quick that... One problem that

01:03:08.420 --> 01:03:13.860
this town has as a whole is that their necks

01:03:13.860 --> 01:03:18.559
are made of paper mache. It takes almost no effort

01:03:18.559 --> 01:03:23.940
at all to be beheaded in Ashdown. This is true.

01:03:24.519 --> 01:03:30.420
So many heads are removed from bodies by the

01:03:30.420 --> 01:03:34.699
slightest touch. So I think... Maybe these people

01:03:34.699 --> 01:03:37.280
need to look into that and then they can start

01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:38.980
building on that because these people are just

01:03:38.980 --> 01:03:41.500
getting picked off like crazy. Maybe if your

01:03:41.500 --> 01:03:44.400
heads weren't so easily detachable, you'd have

01:03:44.400 --> 01:03:47.260
a better time. There are rats dolls out here.

01:03:48.079 --> 01:03:52.420
That's crazy. It is absolutely crazy. This is

01:03:52.420 --> 01:03:56.980
a sign that we have broken containment. They

01:03:56.980 --> 01:03:59.579
are no longer resigning themselves to the hundred

01:03:59.579 --> 01:04:03.779
acre woods. They have infiltrated Ashdown. They'll

01:04:03.779 --> 01:04:06.940
go wherever they please. Now we're back to Chris.

01:04:07.340 --> 01:04:09.980
Chris has followed the janitor home, breaks into

01:04:09.980 --> 01:04:14.800
his house, and brings what looks like a wand.

01:04:14.940 --> 01:04:17.360
It looks like a Harry Potter wand. I was going

01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:18.940
to ask you what that weapon was because I had

01:04:18.940 --> 01:04:23.579
no idea. Or just a teeny tiny little baton. Maybe.

01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:26.699
It could be the world's smallest crowbar. You're

01:04:26.699 --> 01:04:29.000
not going to get much leverage with it, but you

01:04:29.000 --> 01:04:30.639
might be able to do some damage if they're close

01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:35.239
enough, I guess. He walks up on the janitor sitting

01:04:35.239 --> 01:04:38.440
at his desk, smoking a cigarette, listening to

01:04:38.440 --> 01:04:41.440
the police scanner. Now we know we got him dead

01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:45.179
to rights. Chris approaches the janitor. The

01:04:45.179 --> 01:04:52.440
janitor's response to where are the kids is I

01:04:52.440 --> 01:04:57.079
just had or I just shite luck really for them

01:04:57.079 --> 01:05:00.719
kids. I never knew why he wanted them. At the

01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:03.619
time, I didn't really care. Who wanted them?

01:05:04.000 --> 01:05:08.099
Gallup. Of course, Gallup is... The evil scientist.

01:05:08.400 --> 01:05:13.980
The evil scientist that was doing all these crazy

01:05:13.980 --> 01:05:17.539
things. These, how do they describe it? Disturbing

01:05:17.539 --> 01:05:21.300
practices and unexplained disappearances. Through

01:05:21.300 --> 01:05:23.880
this conversation between Chris and the janitor,

01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:26.199
we find out that he was kidnapping these kids

01:05:26.199 --> 01:05:30.420
for Gallup's experiments in order to pay off

01:05:30.420 --> 01:05:36.059
the janitor's gambling debts. This guy, for just

01:05:36.059 --> 01:05:40.920
being like a lackey and just the kid -getter,

01:05:41.000 --> 01:05:43.900
was pretty knowledgeable. He was really kept

01:05:43.900 --> 01:05:47.340
in the loop. He had all of the newspaper clippings.

01:05:47.500 --> 01:05:51.340
He did, so you know that he's... He's top tier.

01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:53.840
Apparently, Gallop was messing around with mixing

01:05:53.840 --> 01:05:59.239
human and animal dinner. Dinner? Like there's

01:05:59.239 --> 01:06:02.739
kibbles and bits in their food? I put dinner.

01:06:03.860 --> 01:06:07.519
D -N -A. I'm not sure how it's pronounced. Combining

01:06:07.519 --> 01:06:12.800
human and animal dinner. Yeah. Says that he turned

01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:16.179
them weak kids into monsters. He got spooked.

01:06:16.199 --> 01:06:19.309
He had to get rid of them. burned his house down

01:06:19.309 --> 01:06:22.110
and destroyed the evidence. Remember, arson suspected.

01:06:22.889 --> 01:06:26.170
Gallup took the kids to the 100 -acre woods and

01:06:26.170 --> 01:06:29.289
killed them. But those kids didn't stay buried.

01:06:29.590 --> 01:06:32.670
No, they did not. But who unburied them? Who

01:06:32.670 --> 01:06:36.170
dug them up? They dug themselves up because even

01:06:36.170 --> 01:06:40.869
the earth didn't want those monstrosities to

01:06:40.869 --> 01:06:45.730
cover the monstrosities that Dr. Gallup had created.

01:06:46.380 --> 01:06:50.320
And then he starts burning what evidence he has

01:06:50.320 --> 01:06:53.480
left, says, it's not my burden anymore, it's

01:06:53.480 --> 01:06:56.559
yours now, and then puts a pistol in his mouth

01:06:56.559 --> 01:07:01.940
and no more janitor. Why did he have that box

01:07:01.940 --> 01:07:04.480
of things? Like, what was the end game there?

01:07:04.639 --> 01:07:06.960
Was he waiting for someone to confront him about

01:07:06.960 --> 01:07:09.559
this particular situation? And that's when he

01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:11.340
would burn the stuff? I don't know, because he

01:07:11.340 --> 01:07:14.699
didn't show any of it to Christopher Robin. He

01:07:14.699 --> 01:07:16.989
just... started throwing it all into the fire.

01:07:17.150 --> 01:07:20.010
And then it also had the pistol in it. Yeah,

01:07:20.030 --> 01:07:22.190
he lost his wife and children because he turned

01:07:22.190 --> 01:07:25.050
into a monster because of this. So it would stand

01:07:25.050 --> 01:07:27.110
to reason that he was like waiting to kill himself

01:07:27.110 --> 01:07:29.849
anyway. Yeah. You were just waiting for the moment

01:07:29.849 --> 01:07:32.489
that somebody. That felt most dramatic. Yeah.

01:07:32.809 --> 01:07:34.550
They could have the most punch. I don't know.

01:07:34.989 --> 01:07:37.869
Anyway, now we say goodbye to Groundskeeper Willie.

01:07:39.750 --> 01:07:43.969
Lexi and the creepy kid, Freddy, are hiding from

01:07:43.969 --> 01:07:47.300
Pooh. who is downstairs in their house. They

01:07:47.300 --> 01:07:50.019
want to see what's up, so they have an RC car

01:07:50.019 --> 01:07:53.519
deployed with a camera on it. It pans up to see

01:07:53.519 --> 01:07:56.960
the full scale of Winnie the Pooh, and he immediately

01:07:56.960 --> 01:08:01.739
crushes it. Have you seen the movie? It's a relatively

01:08:01.739 --> 01:08:04.400
recent movie. It's about this woman's getting

01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:07.219
texts while she's on a date. Drop? Yes, drop.

01:08:07.559 --> 01:08:12.559
No, I have not. Oh, there's a scene so, so silly

01:08:12.559 --> 01:08:18.779
where... At the end, RC car is used to save the

01:08:18.779 --> 01:08:22.039
day. And that's what this reminded me of. And

01:08:22.039 --> 01:08:26.079
it was just, it's pretty silly there. It's pretty

01:08:26.079 --> 01:08:28.859
silly here. What's even more silly is that the

01:08:28.859 --> 01:08:31.979
next scene, we see a cop checking out the bottom

01:08:31.979 --> 01:08:34.760
of this house. She goes, I believe she goes into

01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:38.300
a shed. Yeah, like a barn. And is confronted

01:08:38.300 --> 01:08:43.680
by Pooh, who rips her arm off. And proceeds to

01:08:43.680 --> 01:08:46.119
beat her to death with it. That's pretty funny.

01:08:46.239 --> 01:08:49.300
That's a funny scene. But it's not as funny as

01:08:49.300 --> 01:08:52.500
what's coming up. After he rips her arm off,

01:08:52.720 --> 01:08:55.279
beats her with it, and then shoves it down her

01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:59.180
throat. And the next scene where we are back

01:08:59.180 --> 01:09:04.600
at this house is this officer being gurneyed

01:09:04.600 --> 01:09:12.039
out of the barn in a body bag with... An opening

01:09:12.039 --> 01:09:20.420
for her hand to stick out of the body bag. Oh,

01:09:20.739 --> 01:09:25.899
geez, Louise. It's fun moments like this that

01:09:25.899 --> 01:09:29.300
make the movie so much better. I agree. It's

01:09:29.300 --> 01:09:32.260
nice to have those just ridiculous deaths. Yeah.

01:09:32.340 --> 01:09:36.239
Bring some levity to all the violence. After

01:09:36.239 --> 01:09:39.300
we see her arms sticking out of the body bag,

01:09:39.460 --> 01:09:42.300
we cut to Christopher Robin. in the car listening

01:09:42.300 --> 01:09:47.300
to the tapes of the evil scientist talking about

01:09:47.300 --> 01:09:51.819
his experiments, how they have exceeded expectations,

01:09:52.100 --> 01:09:55.000
and then things started to seem a little off.

01:09:55.260 --> 01:09:59.899
You don't say. He realizes in a little ways into

01:09:59.899 --> 01:10:05.079
this that one of the animals is Billy. The long

01:10:05.079 --> 01:10:08.359
-lost brother. The long -lost brother. He is

01:10:08.359 --> 01:10:11.020
one of the things that is currently... wandering

01:10:11.020 --> 01:10:15.079
the 100 -acre wood. I had a quote that said they

01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:17.460
found Finn dead. And it was from a phone call

01:10:17.460 --> 01:10:22.260
between Lexi and Chris. I genuinely did not know

01:10:22.260 --> 01:10:24.920
they'd given that guy a name. I had to look up

01:10:24.920 --> 01:10:28.100
who Finn was. Oh, well, there you go. Shower

01:10:28.100 --> 01:10:30.539
guy is Finn. The one who got his head bowling

01:10:30.539 --> 01:10:34.119
balled. That, yeah. I was thinking, I think of

01:10:34.119 --> 01:10:37.520
him in the context of exorcist puke. But yeah,

01:10:37.600 --> 01:10:41.100
that works too. He's just projectile vomited

01:10:41.100 --> 01:10:44.760
on to death. Yeah. The acidic split pea soup.

01:10:44.939 --> 01:10:50.119
We have made it back to Chris's house where the

01:10:50.119 --> 01:10:54.439
father of the family is trying to put Bunny to

01:10:54.439 --> 01:10:58.399
bed and the mom is downstairs. She hears a noise.

01:10:58.520 --> 01:11:01.920
Doing the dishes again. I don't know how often

01:11:01.920 --> 01:11:03.899
they have to do the dishes, but someone is either.

01:11:04.430 --> 01:11:07.329
Still has again used all of the knives and put

01:11:07.329 --> 01:11:10.609
them in the dishwasher upside down. Or she has

01:11:10.609 --> 01:11:14.109
done one dish at a time throughout the span of

01:11:14.109 --> 01:11:17.430
like three days. So they do the thing where she

01:11:17.430 --> 01:11:19.489
turns on the light, doesn't see anyone. And then

01:11:19.489 --> 01:11:22.949
as she turns away, there's a surprise villain

01:11:22.949 --> 01:11:25.069
in the doorway. And she turned the lights off

01:11:25.069 --> 01:11:28.649
and just keeps going. They left Pooh on her doorstep.

01:11:28.770 --> 01:11:33.140
Wasn't even in a brown bag. Like amateurs. She

01:11:33.140 --> 01:11:35.920
has the least surprising death in the movie.

01:11:36.340 --> 01:11:38.680
Because you know that it's going to get, the

01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:40.899
dishwasher is going to get used. Somebody is

01:11:40.899 --> 01:11:45.060
dying by all of the upside down knives. Yes.

01:11:45.180 --> 01:11:48.779
And it is Chris's mom. Who is also Pooh's mom.

01:11:49.060 --> 01:11:51.319
Who is also Pooh's mom. We don't technically

01:11:51.319 --> 01:11:54.279
know that yet. We don't. I mean, we never get,

01:11:54.539 --> 01:11:58.100
well, yeah. Yeah, we get confirmation, but yeah.

01:11:58.239 --> 01:12:01.020
At this point, we only know that Billy is one

01:12:01.020 --> 01:12:03.739
of them. Maybe he was Eeyore and we'll never

01:12:03.739 --> 01:12:07.199
see Billy again. What we don't know and what

01:12:07.199 --> 01:12:11.619
we get no clarification on is why they are deciding

01:12:11.619 --> 01:12:17.000
now to attack everyone related to Billy and everyone

01:12:17.000 --> 01:12:21.180
related. Everyone like has any knowledge of Chris

01:12:21.180 --> 01:12:23.520
because that's that's all they're going after.

01:12:24.079 --> 01:12:29.300
And like what do we get reasoning for that? I

01:12:29.300 --> 01:12:33.909
didn't pick up on any. I so it's it's tough to

01:12:33.909 --> 01:12:36.569
try to point it in the direction of any specific

01:12:36.569 --> 01:12:40.270
reasoning just because they don't. It would have

01:12:40.270 --> 01:12:42.829
been so long since any of them was outside of

01:12:42.829 --> 01:12:44.869
the hundred acre woods that I can't possibly

01:12:44.869 --> 01:12:47.829
imagine they remember a ton of their lives before

01:12:47.829 --> 01:12:50.590
the experiments enough to be particularly mad.

01:12:50.729 --> 01:12:52.750
Hold any grudges aside from Christopher Robin.

01:12:53.010 --> 01:12:55.850
But, you know, I don't I don't think it's ever

01:12:55.850 --> 01:12:59.390
really given any depth as to why they hate Christopher

01:12:59.390 --> 01:13:01.609
Robin's people. The only thing I could glean

01:13:01.609 --> 01:13:04.909
from it was that they were all at the birthday

01:13:04.909 --> 01:13:07.270
party that Billy went missing in. And so, like,

01:13:07.310 --> 01:13:10.069
it should have been them type of situation? I

01:13:10.069 --> 01:13:12.710
think so. That's the only, like, only through

01:13:12.710 --> 01:13:15.470
line I could put into the story. Well, that's

01:13:15.470 --> 01:13:18.310
more than we got from the movie. So, kudos to

01:13:18.310 --> 01:13:22.989
you. So, Bunny is gone. Chris comes home and

01:13:22.989 --> 01:13:26.369
finds his parents. Searches for Bunny and no

01:13:26.369 --> 01:13:30.449
dice. We get, before we lose... Or before Chris

01:13:30.449 --> 01:13:34.989
comes home, we see Pooh going into one of their

01:13:34.989 --> 01:13:38.010
bedrooms and he comes face to face with a picture

01:13:38.010 --> 01:13:40.789
of himself. This is where we get to find out

01:13:40.789 --> 01:13:43.689
that Pooh is Billy. But doesn't really do anything.

01:13:44.109 --> 01:13:46.829
Stands in the doorway, looks at the picture,

01:13:46.989 --> 01:13:50.010
and then Chris finds the picture knocked over.

01:13:50.229 --> 01:13:52.670
Which is funny considering how violent he is.

01:13:52.750 --> 01:13:57.020
He didn't throw it or break a window. Yeah. throw

01:13:57.020 --> 01:13:59.899
this would be a perfect time for for the trope

01:13:59.899 --> 01:14:03.840
of where they're just so upset about uh where

01:14:03.840 --> 01:14:05.600
they think their life should have been that they

01:14:05.600 --> 01:14:08.979
smashed the picture but no it's just a little

01:14:08.979 --> 01:14:11.579
toppled over a little bit so now we've cut to

01:14:11.579 --> 01:14:13.899
the rave up to this point of the movie i was

01:14:13.899 --> 01:14:17.840
trying to keep a death tally i was curious how

01:14:17.840 --> 01:14:19.659
many people actually died in this movie and it

01:14:19.659 --> 01:14:23.119
absolutely lost me in the rave specifically because

01:14:23.119 --> 01:14:27.600
there is a a scene where who is just murdering

01:14:27.600 --> 01:14:31.020
all of these people. And it is done through a

01:14:31.020 --> 01:14:35.680
painter's tarp. So it's just like an opaque white

01:14:35.680 --> 01:14:38.500
sheet. Shadows. And it's got all of the, yeah,

01:14:38.560 --> 01:14:41.079
it's done in shadows with a bunch of fun like

01:14:41.079 --> 01:14:43.319
rave lighting and a bunch of blood spatters.

01:14:43.420 --> 01:14:45.479
And I think that's, I think it was done really

01:14:45.479 --> 01:14:47.579
well. I thought that was good. I do too. Yeah,

01:14:47.619 --> 01:14:50.920
I liked it. The song that is playing in the same

01:14:50.920 --> 01:14:54.779
vein as That smell, something, something, something,

01:14:54.859 --> 01:14:59.100
something from the last movie. This movie has

01:14:59.100 --> 01:15:03.859
violence, ferocity, my chaos, chaos, chaos, chaos.

01:15:04.539 --> 01:15:06.960
And that's it. It just keeps repeating my chaos,

01:15:07.079 --> 01:15:09.859
chaos, chaos. That's what you get with $500 ,000.

01:15:10.100 --> 01:15:13.300
You get more lyrics to your soundtrack music.

01:15:13.600 --> 01:15:15.960
This is true. Technically, you only get one more

01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:18.380
word to your soundtrack music. So they still

01:15:18.380 --> 01:15:22.010
didn't break the bank on the sounds. This is

01:15:22.010 --> 01:15:25.689
where we have to do all of our boob ratings.

01:15:25.989 --> 01:15:29.649
Yeah. Because I've never been to a rave. Not

01:15:29.649 --> 01:15:34.109
my bag, not my scene. Is it normal for just nips

01:15:34.109 --> 01:15:37.350
to be out all over the place? Yes. Oh, dang,

01:15:37.529 --> 01:15:40.609
man. If you ever look up rave wear, it is clothes

01:15:40.609 --> 01:15:45.310
that are meant for Barbie dolls. In size. More

01:15:45.310 --> 01:15:50.449
than, yeah, no, it's interesting. We get a slow

01:15:50.449 --> 01:15:53.810
-mo boob bounce run. Pretty sweet. But then that

01:15:53.810 --> 01:15:57.770
girl is immediately bear -trapped on the head.

01:15:58.550 --> 01:16:03.510
This is where we find out that Pooh's new favorite

01:16:03.510 --> 01:16:07.949
weapon is bear -trap on a chain. He's pretty

01:16:07.949 --> 01:16:12.510
good with it. Gets her first try. And almost

01:16:12.510 --> 01:16:15.649
immediately, her head comes flying off and blood

01:16:15.649 --> 01:16:18.029
sprays all over everyone. That's pretty sweet.

01:16:18.409 --> 01:16:20.970
until the part where the head starts coming back

01:16:20.970 --> 01:16:26.149
to him when he pulls it, and he swings at it

01:16:26.149 --> 01:16:29.550
with a pole, and it just pops like a balloon

01:16:29.550 --> 01:16:32.850
all over the room. And then that's when we start

01:16:32.850 --> 01:16:39.989
our silhouetted mass murdering. Yeah. There is

01:16:39.989 --> 01:16:45.250
not a ton, honestly, to the rave deaths, mostly

01:16:45.250 --> 01:16:47.250
because we only really know one of the people

01:16:47.250 --> 01:16:49.970
that's at the rave. And I think that I forgot

01:16:49.970 --> 01:16:53.130
to mention earlier is that the girl who orchestrated

01:16:53.130 --> 01:16:55.630
who like set up the rave didn't want Chris going

01:16:55.630 --> 01:16:59.289
because everybody knows he's a murderer. Every

01:16:59.289 --> 01:17:02.630
single one of these people has a mask until people

01:17:02.630 --> 01:17:05.449
start dying. No one would know that it was Christopher

01:17:05.449 --> 01:17:09.050
Robin. No one would. And she is a real dick for

01:17:09.050 --> 01:17:11.789
pointing that out. Yeah. And he was he was excited

01:17:11.789 --> 01:17:15.210
about it. It was like something like returning

01:17:15.210 --> 01:17:17.449
to normalcy. He was trying to get Lexi to go.

01:17:17.960 --> 01:17:19.979
But Lexi couldn't because she was babysitting

01:17:19.979 --> 01:17:22.640
Freddie and he was real bummed about that. Yeah.

01:17:22.699 --> 01:17:25.439
Of course, he got tied up by, you know, having

01:17:25.439 --> 01:17:28.340
his entire family murdered and tracking down

01:17:28.340 --> 01:17:31.220
the man who kidnapped his brother. But he didn't

01:17:31.220 --> 01:17:33.420
know that at the time. He was just he was ready

01:17:33.420 --> 01:17:38.220
to let loose. Yeah. And Kara ruined it. Another

01:17:38.220 --> 01:17:40.420
one of those conversations that you could have

01:17:40.420 --> 01:17:43.220
either had a little bit more decorum or you could

01:17:43.220 --> 01:17:45.739
have like just have this conversation elsewhere.

01:17:45.840 --> 01:17:47.939
It didn't need to happen. You didn't need to

01:17:47.939 --> 01:17:50.640
call him a murderer when he's two feet from you.

01:17:50.920 --> 01:17:54.420
And then as soon as he gets angry and walks off.

01:17:54.619 --> 01:17:57.699
Oh, no, I mean, I'm so no. But I mean, like,

01:17:57.699 --> 01:18:01.279
like trying to cover up for it. Yeah. She's not

01:18:01.279 --> 01:18:02.840
even trying to cover up for it. She's just like,

01:18:02.920 --> 01:18:05.079
I mean, I'm just trying to like, like people

01:18:05.079 --> 01:18:06.739
are going to talk about you and I really want

01:18:06.739 --> 01:18:09.039
them to be talking about me. So we could just

01:18:09.039 --> 01:18:12.439
like, I'm sorry, but come on. Well, if it makes

01:18:12.439 --> 01:18:14.680
you feel any better, Kara gets what she deserves

01:18:14.680 --> 01:18:17.800
in the not too distant future. She says, I'm

01:18:17.800 --> 01:18:20.859
sorry we didn't believe you when she dies, but

01:18:20.859 --> 01:18:23.380
it was just her. There was no we in this situation.

01:18:23.899 --> 01:18:25.899
She's the only one of his friends that thought

01:18:25.899 --> 01:18:30.920
that he murdered all of these people. There is,

01:18:30.920 --> 01:18:35.039
in the time of all of these rave deaths, we get

01:18:35.039 --> 01:18:38.560
a very silly on all fours run from Winnie the

01:18:38.560 --> 01:18:41.779
Pooh, where because of the way that it's cropped.

01:18:42.000 --> 01:18:44.239
you know that they didn't want to show you the

01:18:44.239 --> 01:18:46.479
full body version of this run because it would

01:18:46.479 --> 01:18:51.279
look just... So silly. So silly. And so it looks

01:18:51.279 --> 01:18:54.960
like he is just... I don't know swimming very

01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:58.399
well. But he looks like he's swimming. That's

01:18:58.399 --> 01:18:59.520
what it looked like to me too. He's doing like

01:18:59.520 --> 01:19:03.579
the butterfly. Yes. I think. Yes. They definitely

01:19:03.579 --> 01:19:07.420
had him like lay face down on a crate and then

01:19:07.420 --> 01:19:11.369
just... Let's just see what works. Yeah. It didn't.

01:19:11.369 --> 01:19:13.949
It didn't. It looked ridiculous. It didn't. It

01:19:13.949 --> 01:19:17.409
did not work. Tigger uses the phrase, come here,

01:19:17.470 --> 01:19:20.810
you fluorescent bitch. And it's my favorite line

01:19:20.810 --> 01:19:24.529
in the movie. Next to the, I was playing with

01:19:24.529 --> 01:19:27.930
poo in the woods. If these kids were taken in

01:19:27.930 --> 01:19:32.229
2003 and then exiled to the woods after that,

01:19:32.409 --> 01:19:35.090
wouldn't they talk like 10 year olds from 2003?

01:19:35.850 --> 01:19:39.550
Theoretically, yes. But also consider. How much

01:19:39.550 --> 01:19:41.510
of their language is probably shaped by people

01:19:41.510 --> 01:19:43.529
who are panicking in their last moments of life?

01:19:43.649 --> 01:19:45.970
They've killed a lot of people. And so their

01:19:45.970 --> 01:19:51.010
language is just like. How often whenever you're

01:19:51.010 --> 01:19:53.409
about to be murdered, are you yelling anything

01:19:53.409 --> 01:19:56.130
about fluorescent anything? Maybe if you were

01:19:56.130 --> 01:19:58.489
murdered in an office, probably not the woods.

01:19:58.810 --> 01:20:05.130
Yeah. Neon might make more sense here. But no,

01:20:05.329 --> 01:20:10.939
it really. Really stuck out. Come here, you fluorescent

01:20:10.939 --> 01:20:15.000
bitch. And everything is bitch with this guy.

01:20:15.720 --> 01:20:18.340
Everything is bitch with this guy. No chill.

01:20:18.720 --> 01:20:23.100
No chill at all. Pretty, pretty good costume

01:20:23.100 --> 01:20:26.979
design, though. Yeah. I don't know how they would

01:20:26.979 --> 01:20:29.020
have made it work, but he did not bounce on his

01:20:29.020 --> 01:20:33.279
tail. He traded that ability for straight up

01:20:33.279 --> 01:20:36.039
teleportation. Just popping up wherever he needs

01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:39.670
to go. Yeah. But then that throws a wrench in

01:20:39.670 --> 01:20:43.189
the hole. Let's bounce. That's my line. He doesn't

01:20:43.189 --> 01:20:46.710
bounce. He does not bounce. Not even like a little

01:20:46.710 --> 01:20:51.949
bunny hop. That's disappointing. Another very

01:20:51.949 --> 01:20:54.970
silly part of the deaths that happen in this

01:20:54.970 --> 01:20:59.449
part of the movie is that he shreds a girl who

01:20:59.449 --> 01:21:03.210
has angel wings on. And it's just feathers flying.

01:21:03.329 --> 01:21:06.470
And it is so funny to watch because he just looks

01:21:06.470 --> 01:21:12.109
like one of the cats from Cats. It's significantly

01:21:12.109 --> 01:21:16.609
less horror movie villain. Yeah, he says something

01:21:16.609 --> 01:21:19.890
like, I'm going to clip those wings, bitch. And

01:21:19.890 --> 01:21:22.250
then he also has a line where he says, you better

01:21:22.250 --> 01:21:24.970
watch where you're going, bitch. Dance, bitch.

01:21:25.350 --> 01:21:28.789
As he is eating the eyeballs from the girl, he

01:21:28.789 --> 01:21:30.920
said, watch where you're going, bitch, too. Is

01:21:30.920 --> 01:21:37.159
there the possibility that somehow in their man

01:21:37.159 --> 01:21:43.119
cave, they have come across a couple copies or

01:21:43.119 --> 01:21:48.699
just some DVDs of Breaking Bad and Tigger most

01:21:48.699 --> 01:21:51.260
latched on to Jesse Pinkman and thought that

01:21:51.260 --> 01:21:54.060
you had to end every sentence with a bitch. I

01:21:54.060 --> 01:21:56.500
think that's a possibility. I believe it points

01:21:56.500 --> 01:22:00.449
to this movie. Christopher Robin has a gun. I

01:22:00.449 --> 01:22:03.109
think it is the one that Groundskeeper Willie

01:22:03.109 --> 01:22:06.189
used to shoot himself. Most likely, yes. And

01:22:06.189 --> 01:22:10.729
on top of that, it has three more bullets. Yes.

01:22:10.729 --> 01:22:13.270
Instead of the magic one shot, there are four

01:22:13.270 --> 01:22:16.010
options. They're not used for anything besides

01:22:16.010 --> 01:22:19.189
a suicide, but there are three other shots. And

01:22:19.189 --> 01:22:22.149
then two go nowhere. But one hits its target,

01:22:22.250 --> 01:22:25.529
kind of. It does hit Tigger, yeah. Pooh pops

01:22:25.529 --> 01:22:29.720
up with a bat that now has spikes in it. Starts

01:22:29.720 --> 01:22:31.840
going to town, popping heads all over the place.

01:22:32.180 --> 01:22:34.699
One person thought it would be a good idea to

01:22:34.699 --> 01:22:38.380
hide from Pooh by crawling into an incinerator.

01:22:38.920 --> 01:22:41.619
And then immediately the incinerator gets turned

01:22:41.619 --> 01:22:46.279
on. And maybe don't do that. That's just good

01:22:46.279 --> 01:22:48.840
life advice, period. It doesn't matter if someone's

01:22:48.840 --> 01:22:50.579
chasing you or not. Just don't climb into an

01:22:50.579 --> 01:22:53.579
incinerator. But especially if someone is chasing

01:22:53.579 --> 01:22:56.079
you, trying to kill you, don't be anywhere near

01:22:56.079 --> 01:22:59.439
an incinerator. That could be turned on and burn

01:22:59.439 --> 01:23:03.239
you to a crisp because that is dumb. And we're

01:23:03.239 --> 01:23:05.560
all about not being dumb here. Wildly, that's

01:23:05.560 --> 01:23:07.539
not even the first movie I've watched this year

01:23:07.539 --> 01:23:10.819
that involves a death because somebody purposefully

01:23:10.819 --> 01:23:13.399
went into an incinerator. Talking about the Saul?

01:23:13.579 --> 01:23:15.899
The Saul where there was an incinerator? No.

01:23:17.539 --> 01:23:22.359
Hard Eyes. Awful, awful movie. It was not good,

01:23:22.399 --> 01:23:27.590
no. It was, as they say, terribly. We finally

01:23:27.590 --> 01:23:32.409
get to our face -off between the brothers, formerly

01:23:32.409 --> 01:23:35.649
known as Billy and Christopher Robin. Christopher

01:23:35.649 --> 01:23:41.029
Robin hits who with a pipe? Log? A log. Something

01:23:41.029 --> 01:23:42.890
tube -shaped. Yeah, it's like a cut -off branch.

01:23:43.350 --> 01:23:46.670
And then they are grappling for a little bit.

01:23:46.970 --> 01:23:51.770
He calls him Billy, and who goes through a bit

01:23:51.770 --> 01:23:55.680
of an emotional rollercoaster. You could say

01:23:55.680 --> 01:24:00.359
that. Yeah. Al pops up and says, I can see you,

01:24:00.359 --> 01:24:04.720
you witless bent. I know what some of those words

01:24:04.720 --> 01:24:07.079
mean. I don't know what a bent is. I'm assuming

01:24:07.079 --> 01:24:10.140
it's some UK thing. The only one that I looked

01:24:10.140 --> 01:24:13.319
up out of the UK slang that I heard tonight was

01:24:13.319 --> 01:24:19.939
gink. Was what? Gink. Gink? Mm -hmm. It is used

01:24:19.939 --> 01:24:24.149
in... It's used at the beginning whenever Lexi

01:24:24.149 --> 01:24:27.609
and Chris are talking about her not going to

01:24:27.609 --> 01:24:30.430
the rave. And she says she didn't know if she

01:24:30.430 --> 01:24:31.850
wanted to go anyway because she didn't want to

01:24:31.850 --> 01:24:34.529
look like a gink. I was like, what does that

01:24:34.529 --> 01:24:37.430
mean? I looked it up. Apparently it's just British

01:24:37.430 --> 01:24:40.050
for fool. You could have just said that. Well,

01:24:40.210 --> 01:24:43.949
bent is an offensive slur. In a contemporary

01:24:43.949 --> 01:24:46.989
British context, bent is considered a derogatory

01:24:46.989 --> 01:24:51.439
and offensive insult for a woman or girl. So

01:24:51.439 --> 01:24:57.279
I guess at this juncture, Owl is speaking to

01:24:57.279 --> 01:25:04.239
or about Lexi, who has chased Chris down thanks

01:25:04.239 --> 01:25:09.579
to having him on Find My iPhone, and they are

01:25:09.579 --> 01:25:13.880
there together to take down this evil. Through

01:25:13.880 --> 01:25:17.939
all this fighting, through all of this skirmish,

01:25:18.039 --> 01:25:23.880
they just happened. to end up right where the

01:25:23.880 --> 01:25:28.479
earth spat them out, where Dr. Gallop buried

01:25:28.479 --> 01:25:33.819
them and they arose and decided to take revenge

01:25:33.819 --> 01:25:37.319
from. It is to be assumed that there is not a

01:25:37.319 --> 01:25:40.319
great deal of time between when they were kidnapped

01:25:40.319 --> 01:25:43.319
and when they were buried in the woods. Why is

01:25:43.319 --> 01:25:46.659
that hole still there 20 years later? Because

01:25:46.659 --> 01:25:49.609
the earth can't put the dirt back in. It's like

01:25:49.609 --> 01:25:52.590
the earth. The janitor said it. It's like the

01:25:52.590 --> 01:25:56.289
earth just, how did he put it? He didn't say

01:25:56.289 --> 01:25:59.029
eroded. It was like fell away around them or

01:25:59.029 --> 01:26:00.609
something like that. Yeah, something like that.

01:26:00.789 --> 01:26:03.609
I don't know. I mean, it seems like this was

01:26:03.609 --> 01:26:07.970
pretty easy for Chris and Winnie to just stumble

01:26:07.970 --> 01:26:12.090
upon. So it's probably not very well hidden.

01:26:12.850 --> 01:26:16.489
So you'd think maybe, I don't know, you'd think

01:26:16.489 --> 01:26:19.670
that it would probably be. likely for someone

01:26:19.670 --> 01:26:24.130
to have found it and to fill it back up but then

01:26:24.130 --> 01:26:26.470
again like if you're not going to develop the

01:26:26.470 --> 01:26:28.229
land then why are you going to go out filling

01:26:28.229 --> 01:26:32.369
holes random holes you find sure yeah so that

01:26:32.369 --> 01:26:37.550
is i don't know but seeing the hole uh does give

01:26:37.550 --> 01:26:41.869
poo some pause he does he does think about it

01:26:41.869 --> 01:26:47.060
for a bit chris yells out billy And then comes

01:26:47.060 --> 01:26:53.100
up behind him with an axe. And this, I felt,

01:26:53.159 --> 01:26:58.420
was very earned. It is misquoted in the subtitles,

01:26:58.720 --> 01:27:01.439
which I thought was strange. Because I feel like

01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:04.460
if you know one thing about Winnie the Pooh,

01:27:04.560 --> 01:27:09.460
it would be this. But before Chris plunges the

01:27:09.460 --> 01:27:13.899
axe into his brother Billy slash Pooh's head,

01:27:14.140 --> 01:27:18.300
Pooh just says, Oh, bother. And I loved it. Loved

01:27:18.300 --> 01:27:21.939
it so much. It could have conceivably been, oh,

01:27:21.960 --> 01:27:25.180
brother. Contextually, it makes sense. Legally,

01:27:25.199 --> 01:27:28.439
it makes sense. Why'd you do that? I do love

01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:32.020
it as, oh, bother. Man, now you're ruining it.

01:27:33.560 --> 01:27:38.739
It is a fantastic end to this movie. Also. I

01:27:38.739 --> 01:27:40.420
would like to mention that my favorite weapon

01:27:40.420 --> 01:27:43.779
of the entire franchise thus far is in this scene.

01:27:43.939 --> 01:27:47.119
He uses a flaming chainsaw. He does. Yeah. It's

01:27:47.119 --> 01:27:49.220
a very silly weapon, but it's very cool. Much

01:27:49.220 --> 01:27:52.560
like the rest of the residents of Ashdown, his

01:27:52.560 --> 01:27:56.739
skull is paper thin and apparently his head is

01:27:56.739 --> 01:28:01.000
hollow because the chainsaw just goes in, comes

01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:03.739
out, and then there's just like open space, like

01:28:03.739 --> 01:28:07.000
a big old open cavity in there. Also, possibly

01:28:07.000 --> 01:28:10.699
in reference to the actual thing and not necessarily

01:28:10.699 --> 01:28:15.140
just like an error in the prop department. He

01:28:15.140 --> 01:28:17.899
is a bear of little brain. It's also mentioned

01:28:17.899 --> 01:28:20.619
in the mid -credit scene. He's a bear of little

01:28:20.619 --> 01:28:22.920
brain. They say that in the mid -credit scene?

01:28:23.279 --> 01:28:26.260
They also say it pretty frequently in the actual

01:28:26.260 --> 01:28:29.659
like Winnie the Pooh stuff. Oh, okay. So I think

01:28:29.659 --> 01:28:33.140
he's literally just pretty hollow up there. Okay,

01:28:33.159 --> 01:28:37.279
well then that checks out. With how hard in the

01:28:37.279 --> 01:28:39.579
paint he goes, I would think that his skull would

01:28:39.579 --> 01:28:44.260
probably be a little thicker. But I guess not.

01:28:44.380 --> 01:28:47.659
I don't know. And so Pooh falls to the ground.

01:28:49.000 --> 01:28:53.239
He just plops down. Just plops right there. Big

01:28:53.239 --> 01:28:56.439
old pile Pooh right there on the ground. They

01:28:56.439 --> 01:28:59.920
make Chris and Lexi make their way to a waiting

01:28:59.920 --> 01:29:04.079
police car. Lexi or Bunny. His sister said, we

01:29:04.079 --> 01:29:06.260
found her in your house. And they're reunited

01:29:06.260 --> 01:29:10.720
on the car ride back to wherever they're going.

01:29:10.779 --> 01:29:12.220
I would assume they're probably not going back

01:29:12.220 --> 01:29:14.800
to their home because it is an active crime scene.

01:29:15.760 --> 01:29:19.539
Bunny takes this terrifying little bear and just

01:29:19.539 --> 01:29:21.500
chucks it out the window. Maybe when you're in

01:29:21.500 --> 01:29:24.760
the back of a police car, don't litter. But they're

01:29:24.760 --> 01:29:27.060
not. I think. What do you mean? They're not in

01:29:27.060 --> 01:29:31.930
a police car. No, they're in England. The driver's

01:29:31.930 --> 01:29:34.130
on the other side. I thought Lexi was on the

01:29:34.130 --> 01:29:37.109
driver's side. If she were driving in the United

01:29:37.109 --> 01:29:42.770
States. All right. No, no. They are in a policeman's

01:29:42.770 --> 01:29:45.369
vehicle, and she is in the front passenger seat.

01:29:45.649 --> 01:29:47.850
And Chris is behind her. Have you rolled down

01:29:47.850 --> 01:29:51.909
the windows of a cop car? Some of them. Ones

01:29:51.909 --> 01:29:57.010
that aren't meant for detainee hauling. Shouldn't

01:29:57.010 --> 01:30:01.359
every cop car be? I mean, there's detective cars.

01:30:02.279 --> 01:30:06.140
They have different uses. If they need one that

01:30:06.140 --> 01:30:08.619
can haul somebody, then they'll just call that

01:30:08.619 --> 01:30:11.180
person. I guess, yeah. I don't know. I feel like

01:30:11.180 --> 01:30:13.840
you should have the child locks on every police

01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:15.840
car. Maybe they do. Child locks and the window

01:30:15.840 --> 01:30:17.659
locks. I don't know. Maybe it's different in

01:30:17.659 --> 01:30:20.060
the UK. I don't know because we don't know any

01:30:20.060 --> 01:30:26.340
UKunites, any United Kingdomians. But hopefully.

01:30:26.989 --> 01:30:29.270
With this second review where we've had a call

01:30:29.270 --> 01:30:33.550
out to people of that persuasion, we'll get some

01:30:33.550 --> 01:30:38.350
feedback. Have to add UK in the tags. Yeah. Some

01:30:38.350 --> 01:30:41.229
people that might be able to answer. And cut

01:30:41.229 --> 01:30:45.010
to black. Credits roll. But, but, you already

01:30:45.010 --> 01:30:47.810
mentioned it, but something that we did not get

01:30:47.810 --> 01:30:52.770
in the first one we get in the sequel is a mid

01:30:52.770 --> 01:30:55.029
-credit scene. We got a post -credit in the first

01:30:55.029 --> 01:30:58.579
one. Did we? Not a scene, but there's a little

01:30:58.579 --> 01:31:01.140
like extra thing at the end of the credits. Huh.

01:31:01.319 --> 01:31:03.000
I guess I didn't stick around long enough for

01:31:03.000 --> 01:31:07.500
that. They are back in there. Are they in the

01:31:07.500 --> 01:31:12.800
man cave? Yes. Yeah. And Winnie is sitting in

01:31:12.800 --> 01:31:17.359
his throne. Head still split half open. Piglet

01:31:17.359 --> 01:31:23.319
is sitting there. And Owl says, we're coming

01:31:23.319 --> 01:31:25.869
for you, Christopher Robin. And then there's

01:31:25.869 --> 01:31:28.710
like some gurgling and it looks like Piglet is

01:31:28.710 --> 01:31:32.050
regenerating, which was something that they like

01:31:32.050 --> 01:31:36.409
quickly alluded to in the, I don't remember if

01:31:36.409 --> 01:31:38.710
it was when the janitor was talking or in the

01:31:38.710 --> 01:31:41.029
article that they were like skimming through.

01:31:41.449 --> 01:31:46.789
But yeah, apparently these creatures can regenerate

01:31:46.789 --> 01:31:50.550
themselves from having their entire head blown

01:31:50.550 --> 01:31:53.770
to smithereens and also having an axe split their

01:31:53.770 --> 01:31:57.659
head in two. I believe that that's from the tape

01:31:57.659 --> 01:32:01.039
that Christopher Robin is listening to of Gallup.

01:32:01.420 --> 01:32:04.739
Yeah, you're right. And the whole reason that

01:32:04.739 --> 01:32:08.199
the scientists wanted to get rid of them was

01:32:08.199 --> 01:32:10.779
because he was worried that he would turn to

01:32:10.779 --> 01:32:13.699
prey when they turned on him, much like when

01:32:13.699 --> 01:32:15.899
they turned on Christopher Robin and he became

01:32:15.899 --> 01:32:18.500
prey. And apparently everyone he's ever been

01:32:18.500 --> 01:32:22.699
in contact with became prey. Now we are reviving

01:32:22.699 --> 01:32:26.880
your... Two friends, one with no head and one

01:32:26.880 --> 01:32:29.140
with half a head with the power of friendship

01:32:29.140 --> 01:32:33.939
is just fantastic. It's beautiful. When you think

01:32:33.939 --> 01:32:37.399
about it, it's heartwarming. Maybe when they're

01:32:37.399 --> 01:32:40.739
regenerated, they'll have a newfound appreciation

01:32:40.739 --> 01:32:45.420
for life. And the hundred acre woods can just

01:32:45.420 --> 01:32:50.279
become a magical place where dreams come true.

01:32:50.619 --> 01:32:53.909
A magic kingdom, if you will. That's what I want

01:32:53.909 --> 01:32:58.529
to see. A kingdom united by friendship. A united

01:32:58.529 --> 01:33:03.149
kingdom. Yeah. All right. So, overall take. I

01:33:03.149 --> 01:33:06.489
really enjoyed this movie. I did too. I did not

01:33:06.489 --> 01:33:09.909
particularly care for the first one because it

01:33:09.909 --> 01:33:13.350
felt maybe like it was rushed because they wanted

01:33:13.350 --> 01:33:15.430
to be the first one to come out with a movie

01:33:15.430 --> 01:33:19.449
as soon as Winnie the Pooh hit public domain.

01:33:19.670 --> 01:33:23.119
Because as far as I know, this is... This is

01:33:23.119 --> 01:33:26.460
the only Winnie the Pooh movie like this. Yeah.

01:33:27.560 --> 01:33:31.880
But there is a lot more fleshed out characters.

01:33:31.960 --> 01:33:34.399
They have backstories. There's actual motive

01:33:34.399 --> 01:33:38.340
-ish behind what they're doing. And so I thought

01:33:38.340 --> 01:33:41.079
this was a really good watch. Me too. I think

01:33:41.079 --> 01:33:44.380
the effects on this one were pretty decent. Much

01:33:44.380 --> 01:33:47.039
better than the last one. There was silly parts

01:33:47.039 --> 01:33:50.180
to it, but it felt like it added levity rather

01:33:50.180 --> 01:33:52.779
than being... That kind of like silliness that's

01:33:52.779 --> 01:33:58.180
not self -aware. Also, there is the creator of

01:33:58.180 --> 01:34:02.079
Blood and Honey suggested that he's looking to

01:34:02.079 --> 01:34:08.819
make a cinematic Pooniverse. And I think that

01:34:08.819 --> 01:34:12.760
is just very funny. I will be invested in whatever

01:34:12.760 --> 01:34:17.159
else this man is putting out. Maybe workshop

01:34:17.159 --> 01:34:20.520
the title Pooniverse because... I think you're

01:34:20.520 --> 01:34:22.800
going to have some people awfully disappointed

01:34:22.800 --> 01:34:25.060
whenever they find out what it's really about.

01:34:25.800 --> 01:34:30.039
There is an actual movie, it seems, in the works

01:34:30.039 --> 01:34:35.500
called Hooniverse Monsters Assemble. I'm curious

01:34:35.500 --> 01:34:40.159
if that brings in any of the other twisted children's

01:34:40.159 --> 01:34:44.659
IP. So like the Pinocchios and the Popeyes and...

01:34:44.659 --> 01:34:48.859
Mickey. Mickey, yeah. I don't imagine that they

01:34:48.859 --> 01:34:50.500
would use Mickey just because there's already

01:34:50.500 --> 01:34:55.460
two Mickey Mouse horror movies of vastly different

01:34:55.460 --> 01:35:02.539
qualities. There's two Popeye ones. There's a

01:35:02.539 --> 01:35:05.520
couple Peter Pan ones. There's Popeye the Slayer

01:35:05.520 --> 01:35:06.899
Man, and I don't know what the other one is.

01:35:08.119 --> 01:35:10.779
But Popeye the Slayer Man is a pretty solid title.

01:35:13.800 --> 01:35:17.720
I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Oh,

01:35:17.739 --> 01:35:20.739
God, there's three. All that came out this year.

01:35:21.439 --> 01:35:24.000
Should we start a bracket? What's the best Popeye

01:35:24.000 --> 01:35:28.279
movie? Yes. I don't know if you can start a bracket

01:35:28.279 --> 01:35:32.220
with three, but yes. Your thoughts on the movie?

01:35:32.880 --> 01:35:35.279
I really liked it. Way better than the first

01:35:35.279 --> 01:35:41.779
one. Surprisingly good for what it is. Rotten

01:35:41.779 --> 01:35:45.750
Tomatoes. Audience score was 73%, which I think

01:35:45.750 --> 01:35:50.390
is right where I would probably put it. Critics

01:35:50.390 --> 01:35:53.750
score 45%. I don't remember what Blood 91 was.

01:35:55.489 --> 01:35:57.310
Somewhere in the single digits, if I remember

01:35:57.310 --> 01:36:01.069
correctly, it was no. I got it right here. It

01:36:01.069 --> 01:36:11.130
was 3%. Yeah. 49 % for the audience. So I think

01:36:11.130 --> 01:36:17.810
that the... Critics came around, especially when

01:36:17.810 --> 01:36:21.289
it's compared to the first one. I would give

01:36:21.289 --> 01:36:30.569
this three and a half. Sure, let's go with bear

01:36:30.569 --> 01:36:32.609
traps. Three and a half bear traps out of five.

01:36:33.850 --> 01:36:35.750
You told me in the last episode everything was

01:36:35.750 --> 01:36:39.510
out of ten. Six and a half bear traps out of

01:36:39.510 --> 01:36:45.760
ten. I would give it around the same, six and

01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:49.859
a half bear traps out of 10. Alternatively, about

01:36:49.859 --> 01:36:54.500
65 out of the 100 acre would. Oh, dang. That's

01:36:54.500 --> 01:36:59.939
a better one. With the power of editing, you

01:36:59.939 --> 01:37:02.899
can choose to have a different rating system.

01:37:03.500 --> 01:37:07.500
You could also vote based on the 100 acre. No,

01:37:07.659 --> 01:37:10.439
I'll be genuine. It's all yours. It's all yours.

01:37:10.500 --> 01:37:13.680
It came from your brain. I used it on the last

01:37:13.680 --> 01:37:16.920
one, though. Well, we'll keep this all in. We'll

01:37:16.920 --> 01:37:21.119
let the people decide. All right. My parting

01:37:21.119 --> 01:37:25.500
words of wisdom to you are stay out of incinerators.

01:37:26.359 --> 01:37:28.260
No matter what's going on in your life, stay

01:37:28.260 --> 01:37:32.140
out of incinerators. Yeah. Yes. Good advice.

01:37:32.840 --> 01:37:36.279
There are a lot of negatives to technology. One

01:37:36.279 --> 01:37:38.819
of the things that is not a negative of technology

01:37:38.819 --> 01:37:41.689
is that we can learn about things. Before we

01:37:41.689 --> 01:37:45.010
go to see them or to be in them. For the love

01:37:45.010 --> 01:37:48.489
of God, Google the place that you are going before

01:37:48.489 --> 01:37:52.250
you go. Do some research. If there have been

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massacres in recent history, maybe don't. I would

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go so far as to say if the word massacre comes

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up in any query that you have about a place that

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you're going to, don't go. Just stay away. It

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doesn't matter if you're going to see cardinals

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and sparrows. Go somewhere else. Because you

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also might meet Jeepers Creepers. Nobody wants

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that. You also might. It's not worth it, guys.

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And with that. We're out. We'll see you. Peace

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out, Gold Scouts.