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With enough champagne to fill the hundred acre

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woods. Welcome to Cash Exchange Presents. Welcome.

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What's up? Not much. I just actually got off

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the heels of watching this movie because I did

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not get a chance to in the last few days. So

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I'm hoping it's still very fresh in my mind and

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it contributes to this conversation. Me too.

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It's fresh in the noggin on this side. I even

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have a shirt to commemorate this film. I did

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not come as prepared. I have Freddy Krueger on

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mine. Still spooky season related. All right.

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Well, let's get into the movie for this week,

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which is a movie that we have seen already. A

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movie we actually saw together, the four of us.

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We did. Your person, my person, our backyard

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on an outdoor movie screen. And it is Winnie

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the Pooh, Blood and Honey. That is the best way

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to watch a movie, but probably a dick move to

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your neighbors if you're watching something.

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In the same vein as Winnie the Pooh, Blood and

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Honey. Probably. But you know what? I don't have

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much of a relationship with these neighbors,

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so don't really bother me none. Zero bothers

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given, as my shirt said, because I am very prepared

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for today's episode. All right. Happy to hear

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that. I was writing notes before I actually started

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watching the movie, and I realized that... I

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was blending the two because I actually really

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enjoyed Blood and Honey too. I haven't seen the

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second one yet. Yeah. Same director, whole new

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cast though, right? No. I mean, so there's a

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death that happens in the first Blood and Honey,

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the one that we're talking about today, which

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does affect the villains, but they just like

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add in one more person. And, I mean, all of the

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people that died in the first movie obviously

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don't make a comeback. So I guess it is a cast

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shakeup, but in the way that most horror movies'

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sequels are. You got your final girl and then

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some extras. There's also a good amount of overlap,

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which makes me think that the horror movie actor

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pool from the UK is fairly small. Because Sammy

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from Tooth Fairy, A Drill to Kill, is Christopher

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Robin's wife. And Ines, the teacher who is in

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the shortest bodycon dress I think I've ever

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seen, makes an appearance towards the end and

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almost gets several people killed. Just like

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her horniness got What's -His -Face killed. A

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lot of similarities between this and Tooth Fairy.

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So I am working on a theory that maybe in this

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genre of film, it's a pretty common trope. I

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think that the whole talking to a therapist and

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the therapist talking about the incident and

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then that being a way for you to give exposition.

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about whatever, without actually having to film

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it and having to show it, I think that that is

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probably a go -to move for these movies because

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it's cheap, it's quick, it doesn't take all that

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much thought. So, I don't know. I guess we will

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find out when we get to movie three, if the pattern

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holds up. But this movie stars three people you've

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never heard of. And three people you probably

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won't see in a blockbuster of any type. Sure,

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you have your Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 with

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Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey. You

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got your whatever trauma films we mentioned in

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the B horror movie episode, but horror movie

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episode, but. You got Nikolai Leon, Maria Taylor,

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and Craig David Dowsett. And you would be completely

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forgiven if as soon as I said those names, you

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had already forgotten them. No shade to them.

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Nikolai Leon, Maria something, and you lost me

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completely by the third day. There we go. See?

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See? No shade to them. They did fine with what

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they had, what they're working with. Yeah. But,

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yeah, I mean, I think that this is... Probably

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one of those that is just maybe it's like a side

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gig type of thing. I can't imagine these movies

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taking that long to film. So I don't think there's

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that much of a time commitment involved. You

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could definitely be like a CPA on the side. And

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what a cool draw for your accounting firm. Hey,

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CPA also? Girl killed? I got wood chipper and

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blood nutty. I got some stuff to say about that

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wood chipper scene. All right. We got our director,

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Rise, R -H -Y -S. How do you pronounce that?

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Reese? Reese. Okay. Reese Frake Waterfield, which

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I'm assuming is not American. I don't know where

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Reese comes from. This was all shot in the UK,

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except for one random American dude. He threw

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a y 'all in there, and I almost had to turn off

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the movie. They put one American in this movie

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and he is the most redneck human being to walk

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this earth. They countered him with I mean, I

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mean, they complimented him with like the most

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redneck British person they could find. Like

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the most the most cockney dude that they could

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find was was his compatriot, his partner. And

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then the other two were not much better. It was

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just like they picked like the hillbilly slash

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redneck from each country and then just threw

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them all into a truck in a muddy truck and had

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them attempt to save the day. Spoiler alert,

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it did not happen. It didn't work out. Their

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bravado got the best of them. Did you look up

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Rotten Tomatoes for this one? Yeah. I knew it

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was pretty low, but I didn't realize that it

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was quite as low as it ended up being. I think

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the critics' score is a little harsh. I think

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that they had a bad taste in their mouth because

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it was definitely a cash grab for as soon as

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the IP was available, this was out to the masses.

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I think that the audience score is a little more

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reflective of what this movie is for what this

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movie is. The critic score is a 3%. And audience

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is a 49%. Yeah. I wrote in my notes at one point

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that I thought that this movie gave off the impression

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of a Kickstarter project that kind of started

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as a joke and then too many people funded it

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and they were like, oh shit, now I gotta make

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this. Or this was just one big screw you to Disney

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so they made it for the sake of saying screw

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you to Disney. I would go with probably the latter.

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Like Screamboat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would go

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with the latter. Yeah. That it was like, we can

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do this now. You can't do a damn thing about

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it. And they were smart because the character

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itself predates Disney. Disney bought the rights

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to it. And so their iteration of it, of the character

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is still under copyright. Yeah. Their catchphrases

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are still under copyright. So, in this movie,

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Winnie the Pooh has pants, and Winnie the Pooh...

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I would be horrified if he did not. ...does not

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speak. Except at the very end, and it's very

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stupid. Yeah. So, yes, it was definitely a screw

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you to Disney. And it worked, because Disney,

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I mean, this is still available. It's on Peacock

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right now, free to stream. For your streaming

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enjoyment. It's on Peacock. This one and the

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second one. I don't know if we'll get around

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to the second one. There's a line ahead of them.

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But, yeah. Available. Everything. You can fact

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check us on all of it. Everything's there. Budget

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for this movie, which we kind of waffled back

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and forth when we were deciding what the stipulations

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were going to be for what. made our list and

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what didn't. This one is at $100 ,000. So for

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a B movie, that's on the upper end of the spectrum.

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But the reason this one was a definite one that

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we were going to have talked about was because

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it was one of our three things for one of our

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episodes. So this one, no matter what the budget

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was, because we knew it was low. And there are

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a couple places where I think that they blew

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the entire budget. in this movie oh for sure

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and then after that they're just like all right

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we gotta make do with what we have left but uh

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released on february 15th of 2023 in the u .s

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and it's worldwide gross 7 .7 million dollars

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if you were one of these actors and it was just

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your side hustle if you were able to pull like

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a percentage of the gross instead of doing like

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the actual thing, I feel like you'd make a good

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amount of money because of how many of these

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things they churn out. I bet you would too. I'd

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be interested to talk to one of them if Nikolai

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Leon is available or maybe Maria Taylor. I want

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the one who played Sammy. Oh, she's not in this

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one. Huh? So she's not in this one. What do you

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mean? She's not in the first one. We just talked

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about it. She's not in the first one. She's in

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the second one. No, she's not. She's Christopher

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Robin's wife. She's in the first five minutes

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of the movie. Oh, that was her? Yeah. Oh, there's

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no way she got a percentage. She was in it for

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like two minutes. Yeah, but she's in every one

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of the movies that these people put out. So I

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think that she's probably got it in with... I

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didn't know that was her. We just talked about

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it. I thought you said she was in the second

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one. No, she's Christopher Robin's wife. She's

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the... Spoiler alert. She gets strangled by Piglet

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in the first 15 minutes of the movie. While he

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just stands there. No! No! Piglet, stop! And

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he's just not doing a damn thing. I have more

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thoughts on that later. But do you want to give

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us a synopsis of the movie? Okay. For the uninitiated?

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Yes. So, we all know the story of Winnie the

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Pooh. They are friends of Christopher Robin,

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who, by all accounts, seems to be a loner. Maybe

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a bit of a loser. We don't know. It's not really

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expounded upon in this film. But I think from

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everything we know and from him creating these

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characters or finding these characters and spending

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every waking moment with him in the Hundred Acre

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Woods, that he is probably, you know, not all

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there socially, you know. So they go about their...

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their lives. And then there comes a time where

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Robin realizes that he can no longer be there

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in the hundred acre woods because he's got to

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go to college. He's got to go be a doctor. And

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so he leaves Winnie the poo, which we're going

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to say poo in this movie or in this episode so

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many times. And this grown ass man spins, I don't

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know, 75 % of the movie just yelling, poo, poo.

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All over the place. Just poo here, poo there,

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poo everywhere. That sounds unsanitary. And he

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leaves them to fend for themselves. Apparently,

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in this version of events with Winnie the Pooh,

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they became so dependent on him for sustenance

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that when he left, they felt so betrayed and

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so... distraught that they just could not go

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on and turned from what I would assume are lovable,

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happy -go -lucky creatures that live in the woods

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to wild feral creatures, animals, things, hybrids.

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Yeah. Because they have human fingers. They have

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human feet. They wear human clothes. They don't

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have human heads. So whatever they are, these

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freaks go back to their feral state. And they

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are just completely dead set on revenge against

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what seems like all humans, but especially Christopher

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Robin. And so the entire movie is just about

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murdering out of abandonment issues. For fancies.

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Yeah. Yeah, no real. There's one scene where

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one of our woodland friends. partially eats a

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person. But other than that, it's just, it's

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just a free -for -all. Just do whatever you want.

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The woodland friend who partially eats the person,

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that person was Inez. Inez. However you say it.

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Huh. Well, I'll be. Fun fact. Hmm. I, I enjoyed

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the animated part at the beginning. I did too.

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But I am. I'm still pretty pissed that the thing

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that drove them to madness was that they had

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to eat Eeyore. Of all of them. You couldn't have

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gone like Kanga. You had to kill Eeyore. My question.

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My question. What were they doing before Christopher

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Robin came into the picture? It's kind of tough

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to talk about this movie because so much of the

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second one is their backstory. Oh, man. And I

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don't... I don't want to like spoil things that

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happen in the next movie. But I think I think

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they were brought about in kind of the same time.

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They're roughly the same age. And so Christopher

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Robin was able to feed them from kind of when

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they were when they found themselves in the woods.

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So they didn't have to survive by themselves

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ever until Christopher Robin abandoned them.

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But there's going to be some times from birth

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to early childhood where they're on their own.

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Sure. What happens then? Christopher Robin isn't

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toddling into the forest with a picnic basket

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for who and all of his friends. So what's going

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on there? I have an answer that I don't think

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I can give you. I'll spoil the second one. Fine.

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I'll watch the second one soon. It's up to you.

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If you want answers, I will give them to you.

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No. No, because I think that we owe it to the

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people to do a second, a review on the second

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one. So we'll just save it for then. So there

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was a long list. There was a line for Cash Exchange

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Presents. I didn't say when we'd get to it. I

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said we will get to it. Okay. Okay. At some point.

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All right. Well, from the context of this movie,

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it makes no sense that they weren't fed for a

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great deal of their lives. Okay. I'll put a pin

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in that one. That great. That one, I'll put that

00:16:36.580 --> 00:16:39.820
one off, off to the side. The animation was cool.

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And I think that that's where they blew a lot

00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:45.019
of their budget. Think so? I mean, I don't know

00:16:45.019 --> 00:16:48.700
what the animation costs, but I can't imagine

00:16:48.700 --> 00:16:51.620
it's cheap for a movie. They, cause there's two

00:16:51.620 --> 00:16:54.139
scenes where they switched to animation and it's

00:16:54.139 --> 00:16:57.919
not, it's not like crazy, like big stuff. It

00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:01.320
seems like it's real, takes a real steady hand

00:17:01.320 --> 00:17:05.299
and all that. I mean, it's, it's like, It's pencil

00:17:05.299 --> 00:17:08.140
sketches. And most of the characters do not look

00:17:08.140 --> 00:17:11.359
like the characters. They had to describe the

00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:14.039
they had to name the characters and then show

00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:16.599
you which one was represented by these little

00:17:16.599 --> 00:17:19.519
pencil drawings in order for you to know which

00:17:19.519 --> 00:17:25.960
one's which. And we get we get Owl, Rabbit, Eeyore,

00:17:26.140 --> 00:17:30.920
Piglet and Winnie the Pooh are the group of creatures

00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:35.000
that. He meets in the hundred acre woods and

00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:37.980
be friends and then later abandons so that he

00:17:37.980 --> 00:17:40.220
can go be a doctor or something. We never find

00:17:40.220 --> 00:17:43.259
out if he went and got his doctorate, but that

00:17:43.259 --> 00:17:48.299
is what was stated. He leaves and they are so

00:17:48.299 --> 00:17:53.700
starved that they decide to sacrifice. Winnie

00:17:53.700 --> 00:17:58.359
decides to sacrifice one of the creatures, animals,

00:17:58.500 --> 00:18:00.930
whatever you want to call them. It's never stated

00:18:00.930 --> 00:18:04.029
how it was decided, why they would pick on the

00:18:04.029 --> 00:18:06.150
clinically depressed guy. Maybe because they

00:18:06.150 --> 00:18:08.470
thought like he would he's the one that would

00:18:08.470 --> 00:18:12.430
like miss life the least. So maybe that's how

00:18:12.430 --> 00:18:15.809
they rectified it in their head. But there's

00:18:15.809 --> 00:18:17.750
a scene where they're just like all cornering

00:18:17.750 --> 00:18:20.170
him and it does not look like it was his choice.

00:18:20.799 --> 00:18:23.539
I mean, I don't think there's ever a unanimous

00:18:23.539 --> 00:18:26.279
decision when it comes to sacrificing a member

00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:28.700
of the group. There's going to be one person,

00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:31.920
at least, that has some issues. I don't know.

00:18:32.259 --> 00:18:37.740
There was a story about a guy who met another

00:18:37.740 --> 00:18:43.079
guy. I think he was Dutch, maybe. I don't know.

00:18:43.119 --> 00:18:47.640
It's a pretty easy story to find. On a cannibalism

00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:53.359
message board. And one guy met with the first

00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:58.559
guy, did a full recording saying, yes, I agree

00:18:58.559 --> 00:19:04.660
to be eaten by this fella. And he was, in fact,

00:19:04.740 --> 00:19:08.779
eaten by this fella. And the guy still went to

00:19:08.779 --> 00:19:14.000
prison. Huh? I mean, I don't necessarily think

00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:20.319
that consent is the... biggest thing in that

00:19:20.319 --> 00:19:23.700
situation not that it's not incredibly important

00:19:23.700 --> 00:19:28.160
but like you still ate a person we have no real

00:19:28.160 --> 00:19:31.859
concept of what that does to the psyche and i

00:19:31.859 --> 00:19:33.759
don't think i want that person on the streets

00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:36.019
that that person should not be free they should

00:19:36.019 --> 00:19:40.859
not my point is that people can willingly it

00:19:40.859 --> 00:19:45.380
has there is a precedent for people willingly

00:19:45.380 --> 00:19:50.549
being cannibalized and yet Army Hammer couldn't

00:19:50.549 --> 00:19:53.509
achieve his goals, not even being a nepo baby?

00:19:54.509 --> 00:19:58.470
I don't know. I guess not. Anyways, they pick

00:19:58.470 --> 00:20:00.049
on the depressed dude, and they're like, yeah,

00:20:00.069 --> 00:20:03.069
you'll miss all this the least, so you'll be

00:20:03.069 --> 00:20:08.710
fine. Sorry, bud. End of the pit. And, yeah,

00:20:08.849 --> 00:20:16.750
they did create a nice burial for him. A little

00:20:16.750 --> 00:20:18.890
placard with his name on it and then nailed his

00:20:18.890 --> 00:20:24.390
tail to the marker. So they weren't completely

00:20:24.390 --> 00:20:27.549
mad by this point. They also theoretically made

00:20:27.549 --> 00:20:30.269
a shrine with his bones. That's in the second

00:20:30.269 --> 00:20:35.170
little animated blurb. Yeah. Which that one was

00:20:35.170 --> 00:20:38.609
confusing. We'll get to that when we get to it.

00:20:39.390 --> 00:20:42.130
So the movie starts out with two people. You

00:20:42.130 --> 00:20:45.380
don't know who they are at first. walking into

00:20:45.380 --> 00:20:50.900
a wooded area. The man says, oh, I know where

00:20:50.900 --> 00:20:53.900
we are. We're almost there. Woman says, you said

00:20:53.900 --> 00:20:57.140
that two hours ago. Man says, oh, but I recognize

00:20:57.140 --> 00:20:59.660
this. I know where we are now. Let's just ride

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up ahead. And she says, I'll give you another

00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:07.380
hour. But then after that, we have to turn around.

00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:10.660
What? So this man has already been telling you

00:21:10.660 --> 00:21:14.390
that we're almost there for two hours. And then

00:21:14.390 --> 00:21:16.509
you're going to give him another hour. So instead

00:21:16.509 --> 00:21:19.130
of turning back at this point, when you're still

00:21:19.130 --> 00:21:23.069
alive, you're still good. And having a two -hour

00:21:23.069 --> 00:21:28.190
trek back to your car to wherever, you want it

00:21:28.190 --> 00:21:32.849
to spend another hour moving forward in this

00:21:32.849 --> 00:21:36.829
nebulous direction and then have a three -hour

00:21:36.829 --> 00:21:41.710
journey back? It makes no sense. Sure. But...

00:21:42.009 --> 00:21:45.349
He's also talking to her about now that they're

00:21:45.349 --> 00:21:48.269
married, he wants to show her all of his friends.

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He was like, oh, but like, I don't think they

00:21:51.390 --> 00:21:54.809
were married yet. She's like, no, he refers.

00:21:54.990 --> 00:21:57.509
I don't. So I'm pretty sure it mentions in the

00:21:57.509 --> 00:21:59.470
first like scene that they're in that she's his

00:21:59.470 --> 00:22:02.630
fiance. But later he calls her his wife. So I

00:22:02.630 --> 00:22:06.769
don't know. Hmm. Don't. I don't know. Maybe they

00:22:06.769 --> 00:22:08.890
got married somewhere in the scene. I think he

00:22:08.890 --> 00:22:16.079
said future. Mary and Christopher Robin. Something

00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:20.440
like that. But yeah, he says something later

00:22:20.440 --> 00:22:26.000
about his wife after certain things happen. And

00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:28.900
they keep going in deeper and deeper into these

00:22:28.900 --> 00:22:33.119
woods. The whole time, this woman is just like

00:22:33.119 --> 00:22:36.220
saying, hey, bud, you're kind of like crazy.

00:22:36.279 --> 00:22:44.210
He's like, no, no, poo is real. I love poo. Pooh

00:22:44.210 --> 00:22:48.890
is my best friend. God, this man. Okay. If I

00:22:48.890 --> 00:22:51.609
could go back and give these guys one pointer,

00:22:51.730 --> 00:22:56.730
just one little note to maybe take into consideration.

00:22:57.109 --> 00:23:01.349
Call him Winnie. Don't call him Pooh. Maybe that's

00:23:01.349 --> 00:23:06.170
like a copyright thing, trademark thing. I don't

00:23:06.170 --> 00:23:09.670
know. But this grown man. Like I said, spends

00:23:09.670 --> 00:23:12.509
this entire movie just yelling out poo to anyone

00:23:12.509 --> 00:23:15.789
that'll listen. Honestly, that didn't distract

00:23:15.789 --> 00:23:17.930
me at all. I think this might be a you thing.

00:23:18.150 --> 00:23:20.029
It distracted me a lot. Although I will say that

00:23:20.029 --> 00:23:25.309
calling a six and a half foot tall behemoth piglet

00:23:25.309 --> 00:23:29.630
is also a little silly. Yeah. Both of them just

00:23:29.630 --> 00:23:33.809
stacked fellas and very agile for their body

00:23:33.809 --> 00:23:36.950
shapes. Yeah. They got big old guts, but boy,

00:23:37.009 --> 00:23:40.859
can they run. One thing leads to another. Mary

00:23:40.859 --> 00:23:42.900
and Chris are talking and she's like, hey, you're

00:23:42.900 --> 00:23:44.859
crazy. I don't think this stuff exists. And he

00:23:44.859 --> 00:23:47.259
says, hey, no, they do exist. You don't believe

00:23:47.259 --> 00:23:50.559
me? And she's like, no, like I totally, totally

00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:54.059
believe you that you believe that this is true,

00:23:54.240 --> 00:23:58.180
that these things exist. And they stumble upon

00:23:58.180 --> 00:24:05.019
a shack. That's a whole house. It doesn't make

00:24:05.019 --> 00:24:10.500
any sense. They're broken down cars. There are

00:24:10.500 --> 00:24:15.220
relatively newish looking like motor, like RVs

00:24:15.220 --> 00:24:20.000
or campers, I guess. Campers. Yeah. A full ass

00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:29.440
bus. And then a giant vase holder of a liquid,

00:24:29.619 --> 00:24:33.640
which you can gather has honey in it and a bloody

00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:38.940
handprint. Chris is just like, let's go. Let's

00:24:38.940 --> 00:24:42.480
go. I know this. This is from when I was a kid.

00:24:43.559 --> 00:24:48.799
And so they go. They go into this house. For

00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:51.559
whatever reason, the front door is on the upper

00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:53.400
floor, so they have to go upstairs that are outside.

00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:56.319
Is that another thing? Is this another UK thing?

00:24:56.440 --> 00:24:58.759
All their houses, their front doors are upstairs.

00:24:59.180 --> 00:25:02.019
So that's another similarity with Tooth Fairy.

00:25:02.490 --> 00:25:05.930
And they go in and they find this crumpled up

00:25:05.930 --> 00:25:11.210
just scrap of paper. And Mary says, Chris, it's

00:25:11.210 --> 00:25:14.029
you. And there's no picture on this paper. But

00:25:14.029 --> 00:25:15.849
he's like, why don't we get to see that? Who

00:25:15.849 --> 00:25:19.789
would who would do this? And then you start hearing

00:25:19.789 --> 00:25:24.009
some some heavy footsteps and like, oh, and dive

00:25:24.009 --> 00:25:28.230
under some furniture and stay there for, I don't

00:25:28.230 --> 00:25:33.609
know, quite some time. Lumber around the house

00:25:33.609 --> 00:25:38.509
and then it cuts to later. It's nighttime outside

00:25:38.509 --> 00:25:46.529
and there is a giant person figure in plaid snoring

00:25:46.529 --> 00:25:50.049
on a cot. And so they're like, all right, this

00:25:50.049 --> 00:25:51.650
this is our moment. This is where we get out

00:25:51.650 --> 00:25:55.670
of here. And they run downstairs and just take

00:25:55.670 --> 00:25:59.910
their sweet, sweet, sweet time escaping. And

00:25:59.910 --> 00:26:02.730
yeah. The first jump scare, which is the only

00:26:02.730 --> 00:26:05.289
one that really got me, it got Emily too, was

00:26:05.289 --> 00:26:09.589
Piglet pops up right behind Mary and strangles

00:26:09.589 --> 00:26:14.490
her with a chain, which is his preferred MO for

00:26:14.490 --> 00:26:18.569
the murders. Yeah, that and a sledgehammer. But

00:26:18.569 --> 00:26:24.789
fiance, wife, whatever, is being strangled by

00:26:24.789 --> 00:26:29.230
this nearly seven foot tall, four tusked boar

00:26:29.230 --> 00:26:36.089
hog thing. And Chris is just, no, Piglet, stop,

00:26:36.490 --> 00:26:43.450
no, no, stop, no, no, stop, no. For like 30 seconds.

00:26:43.829 --> 00:26:47.990
Before they go into this redneck compound thing,

00:26:48.349 --> 00:26:51.670
Mary says that she's scared, that she doesn't

00:26:51.670 --> 00:26:53.170
want to do this. She thinks they should turn

00:26:53.170 --> 00:26:55.349
around. And Christopher Robin goes, don't worry,

00:26:55.509 --> 00:26:59.410
I'll protect you. The moment there is a shred

00:26:59.410 --> 00:27:03.380
of danger. He collapses. Not even a shred of

00:27:03.380 --> 00:27:07.559
danger. The most danger of of all time. And Denton

00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:11.599
makes no attempt to do anything other than scream.

00:27:11.940 --> 00:27:15.200
Well, he like they see Piglet and Pooh before

00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:20.099
it before Piglet tries to kill Mary. And he's

00:27:20.099 --> 00:27:22.559
just like, oh, hey, guys, what's up? And then,

00:27:22.579 --> 00:27:24.859
yeah, just collapses on the ground. Like, no,

00:27:25.099 --> 00:27:28.299
he's got that. He went to the Gal Gadot acting

00:27:28.299 --> 00:27:38.609
school. Do it. Do it. Kal -El! No! Oh, is this

00:27:38.609 --> 00:27:39.190
where we get our second animation? With enough

00:27:39.190 --> 00:27:42.289
sharp pain to fill the hundred acre woods. What?

00:27:45.369 --> 00:27:49.809
Oh, man. Is this where we get the second animation?

00:27:50.289 --> 00:27:54.509
Yes. Because Pooh comes up behind him and knocks

00:27:54.509 --> 00:27:57.240
him out, drags him away. And then we get the

00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:01.720
animation to where a man is trying to claw his

00:28:01.720 --> 00:28:04.099
way to freedom while being dragged into a cave.

00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:11.420
We see what looks like an effigy to Eeyore. Could

00:28:11.420 --> 00:28:15.839
be his bones. And then you see a body wrapped

00:28:15.839 --> 00:28:20.759
up in something and set on fire. And then, boom.

00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:24.160
Title card. Winnie the Pooh. Real quick. Blood

00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:29.160
and honey. I think that the body that they burned

00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:32.559
was Mary. I think they burned and ate her or

00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:35.099
like cooked and ate her. Okay. Yeah. You don't

00:28:35.099 --> 00:28:39.819
know. It's implied because the animation is definitely

00:28:39.819 --> 00:28:42.519
a man that is being dragged into the cave. It

00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:46.559
is implied that the one that they cooked and

00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:49.420
ate because they had such a vendetta for was

00:28:49.420 --> 00:28:52.019
Christopher Robin. But if that were the case,

00:28:52.059 --> 00:28:56.210
then. the movie would be over because this whole

00:28:56.210 --> 00:28:59.650
thing is is their revenge on christopher robin

00:28:59.650 --> 00:29:02.809
and all humans until they can get their revenge

00:29:02.809 --> 00:29:04.829
on christopher robin but they definitely do a

00:29:04.829 --> 00:29:07.549
fake out they definitely try to convince you

00:29:07.549 --> 00:29:11.369
that these mary and chris are just no more and

00:29:11.369 --> 00:29:15.890
it's exactly exactly like tooth fairy did the

00:29:15.890 --> 00:29:17.869
same exact thing people in the very beginning

00:29:17.869 --> 00:29:20.190
of the movie dead and then we get the title card

00:29:20.190 --> 00:29:23.250
doesn't come back in this one and then then uh

00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:28.059
And then movie starts. But title card, Winnie

00:29:28.059 --> 00:29:33.240
the Pooh, Blood and Honey. Worst, worst CGI honey

00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:35.160
dripping and blood dripping that you've ever

00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:38.619
seen. All the blood in this movie is the worst

00:29:38.619 --> 00:29:42.079
you've ever seen. Before we get to the title

00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:43.619
card, because I have a couple things to mention

00:29:43.619 --> 00:29:46.599
on that. There's also a moment where they're

00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:50.609
in these woods, tunnels, where... Christopher

00:29:50.609 --> 00:29:54.890
Robin is pleading with Pooh and Piglet, and he

00:29:54.890 --> 00:29:56.390
says, I didn't know any of this would happen.

00:29:56.750 --> 00:30:01.210
He went into the woods thinking that he was about

00:30:01.210 --> 00:30:03.710
to reunite with all of his best friends. What

00:30:03.710 --> 00:30:06.730
did he think was going on? There's no information

00:30:06.730 --> 00:30:09.450
that he's gained between walking into the woods

00:30:09.450 --> 00:30:13.430
and then killing his fiancée wife. No. Did he

00:30:13.430 --> 00:30:16.450
suddenly gain all of the exposition? In fact,

00:30:16.450 --> 00:30:20.039
he would have gained quite a bit. a bit of inside

00:30:20.039 --> 00:30:23.559
to the contrary when he saw that his picture,

00:30:23.740 --> 00:30:28.059
his supposed picture, was defaced in the cabin.

00:30:28.220 --> 00:30:30.779
So he actually had information to the contrary

00:30:30.779 --> 00:30:33.920
that everything was in fact not going to be okay.

00:30:34.200 --> 00:30:40.299
And no spoilers, but in the second one, are the

00:30:40.299 --> 00:30:46.039
pig, are Piglet and Winnie the same size? They

00:30:46.039 --> 00:30:48.240
are now when he leaves. So he's fully expecting

00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:51.779
them to be this these hulking beings. No, no.

00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:54.960
OK. All right. That's all I need. Did you pause

00:30:54.960 --> 00:30:58.299
the title sequence? Did you read any of the articles

00:30:58.299 --> 00:31:04.279
that they wrote about Winnie and Co.? Yes. You

00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:08.740
hear. So in the title sequence, the whole thing

00:31:08.740 --> 00:31:11.579
is just them flipping through news articles that

00:31:11.579 --> 00:31:14.490
have been written about Winnie and friends. They

00:31:14.490 --> 00:31:17.190
talk about all of these mysterious deaths, all

00:31:17.190 --> 00:31:19.609
of these murders, and things that have happened

00:31:19.609 --> 00:31:21.710
in the Hundred Acre Woods. And then they specifically

00:31:21.710 --> 00:31:27.250
mention pig and bear hybrids. There is also an

00:31:27.250 --> 00:31:29.849
article with a picture, and underneath that picture

00:31:29.849 --> 00:31:35.809
it is captioned, Bear Man Pig Sighting. Come

00:31:35.809 --> 00:31:40.130
on. Bear Man Pig? I would rather watch the movie

00:31:40.130 --> 00:31:44.680
about Man Bear Pig from South Park. Yeah. It's

00:31:44.680 --> 00:31:47.880
also not for nothing. Those are two separate

00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:51.160
entities. There is not a bear man pig. There

00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:54.059
is a bear man and a pig man. There's no bear

00:31:54.059 --> 00:31:58.420
man pig. Hmm. No, I didn't catch that. What I

00:31:58.420 --> 00:32:02.619
did catch was a slogan that was repeated multiple

00:32:02.619 --> 00:32:07.319
times. And it was like in the print of like these

00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:09.500
these fake headlines that they were showing and

00:32:09.500 --> 00:32:12.289
people were. shouting it and had protest signs

00:32:12.289 --> 00:32:15.569
that said, 100 -acre woods won't save you. I

00:32:15.569 --> 00:32:18.430
have no clue what that means. It is never explained.

00:32:18.529 --> 00:32:22.269
It's nonsense. What could it possibly mean that

00:32:22.269 --> 00:32:24.589
the 100 -acre woods won't save you? I don't think

00:32:24.589 --> 00:32:28.190
anyone is going into these woods thinking that

00:32:28.190 --> 00:32:29.910
they're going to be saved from anything. I think

00:32:29.910 --> 00:32:33.109
people are definitely afraid to go in, and people

00:32:33.109 --> 00:32:35.910
should be saying that you can't be saved from

00:32:35.910 --> 00:32:38.319
the 100 -acre woods. But these signs definitely

00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:41.960
say 100 Acre Woods won't save you. That is also

00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:44.059
something that could arguably be answered by

00:32:44.059 --> 00:32:48.160
the second movie. But I would think that it's

00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:52.420
more of a, like, say you're a murderer that has

00:32:52.420 --> 00:32:55.180
a hideout somewhere. They know that the murderer

00:32:55.180 --> 00:32:57.980
is in the 100 Acre Woods. These woods are not

00:32:57.980 --> 00:32:59.660
going to protect you. We're going to catch you

00:32:59.660 --> 00:33:03.569
kind of thing. Because there's so many articles

00:33:03.569 --> 00:33:06.829
that go through all of these deaths and disappearances

00:33:06.829 --> 00:33:09.589
and stuff that, like, they know something's up

00:33:09.589 --> 00:33:11.630
in those woods. I would imagine there's some

00:33:11.630 --> 00:33:15.329
kind of manhunt. Okay, that makes sense. And

00:33:15.329 --> 00:33:21.309
the term mutilated bodies found is said no less

00:33:21.309 --> 00:33:25.809
than 20 times from beginning to end of opening

00:33:25.809 --> 00:33:30.559
credits. Just over and over and over again. Like

00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:33.019
there's definitely, if this is such a prevalent

00:33:33.019 --> 00:33:35.579
problem, there's more quotes that you could pull

00:33:35.579 --> 00:33:38.539
from the news more than mutilated bodies found.

00:33:39.140 --> 00:33:41.839
And it's different people. They have different

00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:44.759
people say it. Makes no sense. That's silly.

00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:49.900
If you're trying to feed, what is it, like five

00:33:49.900 --> 00:33:55.279
human -animal hybrids? I mean, it should be four,

00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:59.299
shouldn't it? Because, well, you had Owl, Rabbit,

00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:03.799
Piglet, Winnie, and Eeyore. Eeyore's dead, so

00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:08.739
four. Was Tigger not around? No, Tigger wasn't

00:34:08.739 --> 00:34:11.699
mentioned in the... No, not in the opening animation.

00:34:12.659 --> 00:34:15.420
Well, then, you're feeding four of these, like,

00:34:15.460 --> 00:34:18.440
person -animal hybrids. Like, even if there are

00:34:18.440 --> 00:34:20.360
a good amount of deaths, wouldn't they not be...

00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:24.039
Like, wouldn't they eat them clean? Isn't that

00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:27.739
kind of the animal emo? You would think so. I

00:34:27.739 --> 00:34:29.619
would feel like you wouldn't be finding a ton

00:34:29.619 --> 00:34:32.780
from these people, even in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre

00:34:32.780 --> 00:34:38.059
-style barn that they own for some reason. Apparently,

00:34:38.059 --> 00:34:43.059
the 100 -acre woods belongs to just Winnie and

00:34:43.059 --> 00:34:45.519
his buds because they got properties all over

00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:49.119
the place. They got buildings all over the place.

00:34:49.539 --> 00:34:52.260
And buildings with stuff in them, they're just

00:34:52.260 --> 00:34:56.480
not thrown up with twigs and leaves. These are

00:34:56.480 --> 00:34:58.719
actually constructed buildings with heavy machinery

00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:02.159
inside of them. Is that answered in the second

00:35:02.159 --> 00:35:07.300
one? Not at all. Okay. I mean, theoretically.

00:35:08.780 --> 00:35:10.760
Theoretically, I mean, you could make the jump

00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:15.619
to some extent. All right, so we've made it to

00:35:15.619 --> 00:35:18.500
the title sequence, which says mutilated bodies

00:35:18.500 --> 00:35:24.019
a just absurd amount of times. Yes, it does.

00:35:24.099 --> 00:35:27.480
It's not. I would argue the most egregious thing

00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.039
that is repeated time and time again throughout

00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:32.719
this movie, but it doesn't come in for another,

00:35:32.840 --> 00:35:36.460
like, 20 -ish minutes, I believe. So now we've

00:35:36.460 --> 00:35:41.599
made it to therapy. Therapy! And again, this

00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:48.340
is exactly like Tooth Fairy, where it goes from

00:35:48.340 --> 00:35:54.530
title card to therapy session. No one in the

00:35:54.530 --> 00:35:57.789
production of these movies has been to a therapist

00:35:57.789 --> 00:36:02.630
or at least a qualified one. The solution to

00:36:02.630 --> 00:36:05.909
there being tooth fairy nightmares is not to

00:36:05.909 --> 00:36:10.869
just say, close your eyes. Think about it. I

00:36:10.869 --> 00:36:13.989
mean, I tell you to open them. No more tooth

00:36:13.989 --> 00:36:17.909
fairy nightmares. Not how that works. Not only

00:36:17.909 --> 00:36:22.510
is that not how it works. You sing. I know you

00:36:22.510 --> 00:36:26.269
got stalked and you're terrified to be alone

00:36:26.269 --> 00:36:29.869
right now. Go to a cabin in the woods. Get out

00:36:29.869 --> 00:36:32.630
of the city for a while. Isolate yourself. Go

00:36:32.630 --> 00:36:36.150
spend some time away from anyone who might be

00:36:36.150 --> 00:36:40.150
able to help you. I do think. Who's giving these

00:36:40.150 --> 00:36:43.869
people licenses? This therapist is definitely

00:36:43.869 --> 00:36:48.150
more qualified than the tooth fairy therapist.

00:36:49.010 --> 00:36:53.289
I'll give her that much. Not much more. But is

00:36:53.289 --> 00:36:59.789
by way of not just telling her, hey, maybe just

00:36:59.789 --> 00:37:04.349
like don't think about it. Don't. And you're

00:37:04.349 --> 00:37:12.769
healed, I guess. That'll be $200, please. It's

00:37:12.769 --> 00:37:16.010
the UK. Is mental health care covered? I have

00:37:16.010 --> 00:37:24.340
no clue. Who knows? Yeah, I said second movie

00:37:24.340 --> 00:37:26.860
in a row that has a therapy session. This therapist

00:37:26.860 --> 00:37:28.760
seems a lot more helpful than that tooth fairy

00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:37.780
quack. Also in both of them, the set design for

00:37:37.780 --> 00:37:42.000
these therapist's offices are just so unbelievably

00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:48.320
weird. The background of this therapist's office

00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:52.010
is all news clippings. And the only one you actually

00:37:52.010 --> 00:37:54.250
like get to read is the one that's behind the

00:37:54.250 --> 00:37:58.309
therapist. And it's an article about World War

00:37:58.309 --> 00:38:00.429
Two. And it says Archer Street Bombs Berlin.

00:38:01.969 --> 00:38:04.590
I'm not saying your office needs to be all sunshine

00:38:04.590 --> 00:38:09.110
and and motivational posters. But I think that's

00:38:09.110 --> 00:38:11.409
the wrong vibe to set for people trying to get

00:38:11.409 --> 00:38:14.150
better. Unless it's a situation where it's like,

00:38:14.269 --> 00:38:16.190
oh, you think your life sucks? You could have

00:38:16.190 --> 00:38:18.579
been in Berlin. World War Two. Yeah. You could

00:38:18.579 --> 00:38:20.260
have been bombed. Have you been bombed? It could

00:38:20.260 --> 00:38:22.599
always be worse, lady. There's a whole wall of

00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:26.199
articles behind Maria that you don't get to see.

00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:28.480
And I can only imagine they're in the same vein

00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:31.900
of just bleak and depressing. Without a doubt.

00:38:31.980 --> 00:38:33.760
And at this point, you don't know what the incident

00:38:33.760 --> 00:38:36.860
is. You know that something happened and that

00:38:36.860 --> 00:38:41.159
she sees him everywhere. And so at this point,

00:38:41.260 --> 00:38:45.699
a weekend away is not as egregious of a suggestion.

00:38:46.429 --> 00:38:50.650
as it later comes to be found out to be. Sure.

00:38:51.449 --> 00:38:54.449
So just a little bit of grace there. I will put

00:38:54.449 --> 00:38:57.369
a pin in that one. And then from there, therapy

00:38:57.369 --> 00:39:01.530
session ends. There's no wacky close your eyes

00:39:01.530 --> 00:39:05.110
and boom, gone. Nerd therapy session's over.

00:39:05.269 --> 00:39:08.849
And then she is driving. She's on the phone with

00:39:08.849 --> 00:39:14.710
a friend. And this woman was able to throw together

00:39:14.710 --> 00:39:20.840
this. get away with five friends, so six, including

00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:24.840
herself, very quickly. It seems like it's like

00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:26.780
the next day and, oh, my therapist said I needed

00:39:26.780 --> 00:39:28.860
this. Okay, let's go. And she's on the phone

00:39:28.860 --> 00:39:31.840
with a friend who says that, hey, I'm leaving

00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:34.000
right now. I'll be there in two hours. And this

00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:35.699
is the second time that two hours has come up.

00:39:35.860 --> 00:39:40.199
And it made me think of, oh, brother, where art

00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:44.250
thou? Where Everett, George Clooney. Needs a

00:39:44.250 --> 00:39:46.889
part for the car that they stole. I think they

00:39:46.889 --> 00:39:48.710
need a belt or something. And he said, well,

00:39:48.849 --> 00:39:51.070
I can get you a new one. It'll be about two weeks

00:39:51.070 --> 00:39:54.429
though. He's like, ah, dang, can't do that. All

00:39:54.429 --> 00:39:56.389
right, I'll just take my hair jelly. And then

00:39:56.389 --> 00:39:59.349
he gets him fop. He's like, I want Dapper Dan.

00:39:59.630 --> 00:40:02.969
He's like, I don't carry that brand. I got fop.

00:40:03.070 --> 00:40:04.909
And he's like, I don't want no fop. God damn

00:40:04.909 --> 00:40:08.570
it. I'm a Dapper Dan man. He's like, son, you

00:40:08.570 --> 00:40:10.769
need to watch your language. If you want Dapper

00:40:10.769 --> 00:40:13.530
Dan. I can get it to you. It'll take about two

00:40:13.530 --> 00:40:15.710
weeks, though. And then Everest says, isn't this

00:40:15.710 --> 00:40:17.869
a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere.

00:40:18.090 --> 00:40:23.190
And that's what I thought about. Whenever Mary

00:40:23.190 --> 00:40:25.750
in the beginning said that it took them two hours

00:40:25.750 --> 00:40:28.269
to get to the hundred acre woods. And now this

00:40:28.269 --> 00:40:31.489
friend who is running late also is going to take

00:40:31.489 --> 00:40:34.349
two hours to get to the hundred acre woods. And

00:40:34.349 --> 00:40:37.929
she stops at a place called Redford Garage. It's

00:40:37.929 --> 00:40:40.599
not a place you would stop. Like you can be driving

00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:46.219
down the road and you pass by a building and

00:40:46.219 --> 00:40:49.360
you can tell if it's functioning or not. Or if

00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:52.900
it has been vacated for, I don't know, roughly

00:40:52.900 --> 00:40:57.400
two decades. Redford Garage has been empty for

00:40:57.400 --> 00:40:59.920
quite some time. Doesn't stop her from pulling

00:40:59.920 --> 00:41:02.780
up to the pump. Doesn't matter that there's broken

00:41:02.780 --> 00:41:05.420
down cars on the other side of the pump and all

00:41:05.420 --> 00:41:08.820
around where she's at. Doesn't matter that the

00:41:08.820 --> 00:41:11.300
windows are broken out and there's just missing

00:41:11.300 --> 00:41:14.059
person posters all over. She's just knocking

00:41:14.059 --> 00:41:18.619
around. Hello? Hello? Is anyone here? Is anyone

00:41:18.619 --> 00:41:26.139
here? These movies, if they didn't have the most

00:41:26.139 --> 00:41:30.500
asinine decision making, they could be something.

00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:34.000
Yeah. You could start there. and have people

00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:36.219
make decisions that make sense. And then you

00:41:36.219 --> 00:41:39.940
could have a decently fleshed out story, even

00:41:39.940 --> 00:41:45.039
when the main antagonists are mutated bears and

00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:49.159
pigs. If they made logical decisions here, are

00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:53.639
you telling me that in 2023, the age of at least

00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:56.400
Instagram, so we know this is more or less present

00:41:56.400 --> 00:41:59.699
day, you did not Google the place that you were

00:41:59.699 --> 00:42:03.000
trying to stay? Did not think. to maybe check

00:42:03.000 --> 00:42:06.280
out the area, especially given this is your first

00:42:06.280 --> 00:42:09.059
time leaving the city after something, whatever,

00:42:09.219 --> 00:42:12.159
tragic thing or scary thing happened to you.

00:42:12.300 --> 00:42:16.099
You didn't think to check in on the area, find

00:42:16.099 --> 00:42:18.280
maybe the one -star reviews that are on Airbnb

00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:21.659
because people were getting murdered? If you

00:42:21.659 --> 00:42:24.019
were making logical decisions, ain't nobody ending

00:42:24.019 --> 00:42:27.199
up in the 100 -acre woods. That is correct. Just

00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:30.190
saying. The pictures. for the cabin that they

00:42:30.190 --> 00:42:32.289
end up staying in must have been breathtaking.

00:42:32.650 --> 00:42:35.989
For them to overlook everything else and for

00:42:35.989 --> 00:42:39.409
them to say, for past guests to leave a rating

00:42:39.409 --> 00:42:43.690
and say, um, one star. Great place. Loved it.

00:42:44.230 --> 00:42:47.369
Mutated bears and pigs just roaming about. Looked

00:42:47.369 --> 00:42:48.869
like they were probably going to murder me. Won't

00:42:48.869 --> 00:42:51.889
return. And then you're like, oh, but this indoor

00:42:51.889 --> 00:42:56.860
pool. That jacuzzi. I do love a jacuzzi. You

00:42:56.860 --> 00:42:59.119
know, Louise Marsh's parents just put in a jacuzzi.

00:43:00.099 --> 00:43:02.699
Do you think that Winnie the Pooh and Co. own

00:43:02.699 --> 00:43:05.500
this Airbnb? They have to. They own everything

00:43:05.500 --> 00:43:08.579
else in the woods. They have to. There's no other

00:43:08.579 --> 00:43:11.300
way. Is there Wi -Fi in Hundred Acre Woods? I

00:43:11.300 --> 00:43:12.860
mean, there's got to be, I guess, because that

00:43:12.860 --> 00:43:15.559
one lady was on Instagram. The Insta thought?

00:43:15.739 --> 00:43:22.179
Yeah. Yes. The woman that could have saved the

00:43:22.179 --> 00:43:25.400
boob rating in this movie dropped the ball. I'll

00:43:25.400 --> 00:43:32.030
say that now. You're like, this one that can't

00:43:32.030 --> 00:43:34.090
be parted from her phone because she won't have

00:43:34.090 --> 00:43:38.369
Instagram, who sits in the jacuzzi by herself

00:43:38.369 --> 00:43:41.369
and just takes thirst trap pictures. No boobs.

00:43:41.510 --> 00:43:47.409
But we are approaching some boobs. Redford Garage,

00:43:47.730 --> 00:43:56.090
Maria, which I'm assuming is Maria Taylor. I'm

00:43:56.090 --> 00:43:58.010
guessing that they probably didn't get too creative

00:43:58.010 --> 00:44:00.809
with the character naming there. Goes into this

00:44:00.809 --> 00:44:03.829
dilapidated garage and starts calling for people.

00:44:03.949 --> 00:44:05.630
I don't think anyone's here. Well, no shit, lady.

00:44:05.969 --> 00:44:08.789
Yeah, no one's here. But then a guy pops in from

00:44:08.789 --> 00:44:11.130
the back door and, hey, can I help you? This

00:44:11.130 --> 00:44:13.889
is the first instance of the American redneck

00:44:13.889 --> 00:44:19.489
that is in the UK with his also very redneck

00:44:19.489 --> 00:44:22.900
British brethren. The scene also just so happens

00:44:22.900 --> 00:44:29.840
to be the first sighting of Ines. Yeah. He tells

00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:34.860
her that. Well, no shit, this stuff doesn't work.

00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:37.960
Have you seen it? It's old as hell. And if you

00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:41.139
need gas, you go two miles up the road. You can

00:44:41.139 --> 00:44:45.000
get gas there. And then as she's walking, she's

00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.679
like, thanks. And then as she's walking out.

00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:50.139
She gets bumped into by these random people that

00:44:50.139 --> 00:44:52.000
look like that they're just coming to hang out

00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:57.340
with. What's his name? The American redneck feller.

00:44:57.420 --> 00:45:01.739
We'll just call him that. He's given a name.

00:45:02.139 --> 00:45:05.280
I want to say it's like Tony. Something like

00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:07.199
that. Yeah. So, I mean, these these people are

00:45:07.199 --> 00:45:12.079
obviously cognizant of what has gone on in these

00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:16.119
woods that they're in, but don't seem to care.

00:45:17.119 --> 00:45:19.980
And then that's also where we find, I guess,

00:45:20.059 --> 00:45:23.440
Inez. Inez. Because she's the lady that bumps

00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:26.800
into Maria. She is, yeah. And so they go on their

00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:29.960
merry way. I guess they thought, forget the gas

00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:33.219
and go straight to the cabin. And they walk in.

00:45:33.320 --> 00:45:36.260
And as soon as they get in, okay, no phones.

00:45:36.619 --> 00:45:40.760
Which, okay, seems like a real bad idea. I mean,

00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:42.260
they don't put them in like a lockbox or anything.

00:45:42.340 --> 00:45:45.599
They're just sitting on like the little like.

00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:51.039
entryway table yeah but also maybe don't put

00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:53.619
them right by the front door when you're worried

00:45:53.619 --> 00:45:57.940
about people breaking into a house to do nefarious

00:45:57.940 --> 00:46:00.360
things which at this point we don't know that

00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:03.320
yet sure but that's the whole reason for this

00:46:03.320 --> 00:46:06.579
getaway is because of a stalker so it doesn't

00:46:06.579 --> 00:46:09.440
make much sense to put everyone's phone in one

00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:12.079
place and also have them right by the front door

00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:14.800
but that's what they decide to do uh booberella

00:46:15.420 --> 00:46:18.219
Says, no, no, I need it. I need it. Instagram.

00:46:18.559 --> 00:46:21.760
I need Instagram. And they're like, tough shit.

00:46:21.900 --> 00:46:25.820
Nope. Give it. So she reluctantly gives it. And

00:46:25.820 --> 00:46:34.820
then we meet the Tina. Tina. We meet Tina. Great

00:46:34.820 --> 00:46:40.000
value. Lindsay Lohan. Sure. She is at the edge

00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:44.619
of the woods looking at a hand painted. Very

00:46:44.619 --> 00:46:47.039
ominous looking sign that says 100 Acre Woods.

00:46:48.320 --> 00:46:52.019
She says, hey, am I in the right place? Hello?

00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:54.639
Hello? Am I in the right place? Because not only

00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:59.420
did they take the phones away from everyone and

00:46:59.420 --> 00:47:02.340
put them on the counter, on the table by the

00:47:02.340 --> 00:47:05.139
front door, they also turned them off, knowing

00:47:05.139 --> 00:47:07.519
full well that there was still a friend that

00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:11.159
was coming that might need some directions on

00:47:11.159 --> 00:47:14.739
how to get to this cabin. Yeah. And instead,

00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:18.219
they turn their phones off because her calls

00:47:18.219 --> 00:47:20.340
go straight to voicemail. And so she's on the

00:47:20.340 --> 00:47:22.119
phone trying to figure out where to go. And then

00:47:22.119 --> 00:47:26.000
who pops up behind her? Who? That's who. And

00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:32.500
has the most awkward. It's the Tom Cruise run.

00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:37.199
Yeah. But with a giant beer gut swinging, undulating

00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:40.679
to and fro. It's one of those pregnancy belly.

00:47:40.780 --> 00:47:44.789
Pregnancy bumps. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is very

00:47:44.789 --> 00:47:48.849
obviously on a very slender man. And it just

00:47:48.849 --> 00:47:52.469
it swings wildly back and forth as he's chasing

00:47:52.469 --> 00:47:57.409
down the Dr. Thunder of Lindsay Lohan's. Some

00:47:57.409 --> 00:48:04.269
mountain lightning. In her vast amount of wisdom,

00:48:04.429 --> 00:48:07.949
she decides to crawl under a garage door and

00:48:07.949 --> 00:48:12.170
go into a shop. Lots of heavy machinery. Lots

00:48:12.170 --> 00:48:16.309
of things that could do you harm. Just at face

00:48:16.309 --> 00:48:19.650
value, just at the very least, you would need

00:48:19.650 --> 00:48:23.690
a tetanus shot once you left. Sure. She hides

00:48:23.690 --> 00:48:29.429
behind something. Okay, I think it's safe now.

00:48:29.730 --> 00:48:33.349
And then there's Pooh. Pooh's all over the place.

00:48:33.690 --> 00:48:37.110
There's Pooh everywhere. Oh, my God. And he grabs

00:48:37.110 --> 00:48:42.949
her by the arm. And then grabs her by the shoulder.

00:48:43.750 --> 00:48:46.769
Or turns out that it was like maybe her collar.

00:48:48.110 --> 00:48:53.130
Because in no time at all, her shirt just explodes

00:48:53.130 --> 00:48:56.489
off of her body. And there's just nips flying

00:48:56.489 --> 00:49:01.849
all over the place. And Winnie. Because I knew

00:49:01.849 --> 00:49:03.909
this was going to come up, I have a time stamp

00:49:03.909 --> 00:49:06.789
in my notes that just says boobs. Oh, what time

00:49:06.789 --> 00:49:10.030
is it? For our listeners. 24 minutes in. Okay,

00:49:10.090 --> 00:49:11.829
24 minutes. Because I knew you were going to

00:49:11.829 --> 00:49:13.190
talk about it. It was going to be your metric

00:49:13.190 --> 00:49:16.389
for this movie. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And I'll,

00:49:16.389 --> 00:49:22.090
spoiler alert, very low grade on the boob scale.

00:49:22.309 --> 00:49:27.050
Very low grade. And so she's flailing there.

00:49:27.230 --> 00:49:31.929
He's got her by the head. Again, nips pointing

00:49:31.929 --> 00:49:38.010
every which way. And just. Slams her head into

00:49:38.010 --> 00:49:44.750
the side of this metal piece of machinery. A

00:49:44.750 --> 00:49:49.789
lot. A lot. Winnie is nothing if not very thorough.

00:49:50.650 --> 00:49:55.030
Her kappa gets detated from her head. Yes, with

00:49:55.030 --> 00:50:00.269
his hobbies. And then from there, the already

00:50:00.269 --> 00:50:03.969
running wood chipper that turns out she had been

00:50:03.969 --> 00:50:07.420
having her head slammed into. she is thrown into.

00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:11.659
Now, have you ever used a wood chipper? I have

00:50:11.659 --> 00:50:16.699
not. No, I have in one of my past lives. They

00:50:16.699 --> 00:50:22.619
are very finicky. They gum up quite a lot. If

00:50:22.619 --> 00:50:25.840
the wood is too wet, then the gears that pull

00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:30.679
it in to the actual cutter slip, and they just

00:50:30.679 --> 00:50:33.860
keep slipping, and your thing just... The branch

00:50:33.860 --> 00:50:35.760
or log, whatever you're throwing in there, just

00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:41.219
ends up bouncing around until you stop it. You

00:50:41.219 --> 00:50:43.039
reverse it to pull it out, and then you try to

00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:47.300
rearrange it to get it to grip and go in there

00:50:47.300 --> 00:50:50.059
and be cut through. But if you try to put a human

00:50:50.059 --> 00:50:52.880
body into a wood chipper, it's going to come

00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:54.599
up, and it's going to come up real quick. Are

00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:57.820
you telling me that Fargo has lied to me? That

00:50:57.820 --> 00:50:59.980
one was different. That one was gravity -fed.

00:51:00.619 --> 00:51:04.199
So that one would have more of a chance of sucking

00:51:04.199 --> 00:51:08.460
a body into it and chipping the body than one

00:51:08.460 --> 00:51:12.119
that has a tray that you feed into horizontally.

00:51:12.780 --> 00:51:16.199
Okay. But either way, everything is going to

00:51:16.199 --> 00:51:20.280
get gummed up and you're not going to get chipping

00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:23.039
action. And this was another instance of very,

00:51:23.159 --> 00:51:26.820
very poor CGI blood. Yeah. It would have been

00:51:26.820 --> 00:51:30.250
easy to practically pull this off. You could

00:51:30.250 --> 00:51:33.150
have put a blower in there with just chunks of

00:51:33.150 --> 00:51:35.949
stuff and some red blood. It would have been

00:51:35.949 --> 00:51:39.030
much cheaper than trying to do CGI. But you didn't.

00:51:39.190 --> 00:51:43.389
You went the CGI route and it shows. She also

00:51:43.389 --> 00:51:46.829
flailed around for a good bit when she's in the

00:51:46.829 --> 00:51:50.449
chipper. And not in a way where, like, she's

00:51:50.449 --> 00:51:54.110
gone. And this seems like a purposeful, like,

00:51:54.110 --> 00:51:56.670
I can still fight my way out of this kind of

00:51:56.670 --> 00:51:59.070
flailing. She hasn't decided that she's dead

00:51:59.070 --> 00:52:04.269
yet. Yeah. It's sad. Sad. Women. Indecisive.

00:52:04.650 --> 00:52:09.869
Even when they're in a wood chipper. Oh, and

00:52:09.869 --> 00:52:15.630
then we cut to two of the ladies that came on

00:52:15.630 --> 00:52:18.750
the strip. Turns out they are with each other

00:52:18.750 --> 00:52:23.030
romantically, relationshiply. You're like, lesbians.

00:52:23.090 --> 00:52:28.269
Nice. But then turns out that it's not all peaches

00:52:28.269 --> 00:52:33.679
and cream and One of them laid out Zoe and Alice.

00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.159
Couldn't tell you which one is, is which, but

00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:40.719
they are Zoe and Alice. One of them like sets

00:52:40.719 --> 00:52:42.960
out like these rose petals and stuff on the bed.

00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:45.179
And the other one was like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

00:52:45.219 --> 00:52:47.159
whoa, whoa. Let's tap the brakes here. Let's

00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:50.000
tap the brakes. Like, yeah, we're lesbians in

00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:54.059
the wood in a cabin, romantic cabin with a jacuzzi

00:52:54.059 --> 00:52:56.719
and an indoor pool. Let's tap the brakes. Okay.

00:52:57.199 --> 00:52:59.139
Like, I don't know if we're ready for rose petals

00:52:59.139 --> 00:53:01.960
on the bed yet. Also, did they have to be so

00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:04.380
heavy handed? Could we not have just presumed

00:53:04.380 --> 00:53:07.820
they were lesbians? Did there have to be a rose

00:53:07.820 --> 00:53:11.800
petal display on their bed? I don't know. You

00:53:11.800 --> 00:53:13.519
couldn't have shown like a shred of affection

00:53:13.519 --> 00:53:16.480
between the two of them? I think if you were

00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:19.059
to describe, if you were to use one phrase to

00:53:19.059 --> 00:53:21.099
describe these movies, heavy handed would be

00:53:21.099 --> 00:53:23.260
the word that you would use. There's no subtlety

00:53:23.260 --> 00:53:27.380
in any of these movies at any point. Yeah, and

00:53:27.380 --> 00:53:31.159
then we get a, from there, from the lesbian turmoil,

00:53:31.320 --> 00:53:37.880
we get a shot of the room in which Laura, the

00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:41.860
Instagram hoe, is in her room. And she brought

00:53:41.860 --> 00:53:47.360
her own lights. And you can safely assume, I

00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:50.800
would think, that she is filming some content

00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:54.219
to maybe put on some sort of subscription -based

00:53:54.219 --> 00:53:59.190
website. Patreon? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, a little extra

00:53:59.190 --> 00:54:04.969
for her podcast listeners. Extra content. Could

00:54:04.969 --> 00:54:06.630
be Patreon. I don't know. I don't know what they're...

00:54:06.630 --> 00:54:11.030
I know it's not as popular as the most popular

00:54:11.030 --> 00:54:16.449
one, but I don't know. And then we have a powwow

00:54:16.449 --> 00:54:19.989
in the living room. Everyone has forgotten about

00:54:19.989 --> 00:54:22.909
wannabe Lindsay Lohan. They're just like, ah,

00:54:23.010 --> 00:54:26.130
yeah, she's whatever. Oh, well, no one goes to

00:54:26.130 --> 00:54:28.050
check their phone to see if maybe they have a

00:54:28.050 --> 00:54:31.869
missed call. Maybe they can get some ETA. No,

00:54:32.010 --> 00:54:36.489
she's just metaphorically dead, but also unknowingly

00:54:36.489 --> 00:54:38.750
literally dead to them. Is this what happens

00:54:38.750 --> 00:54:41.530
when you're regularly late to things? People

00:54:41.530 --> 00:54:45.869
just don't care if you get murked in the woods

00:54:45.869 --> 00:54:48.329
and thrown into a chipper. They have a powwow

00:54:48.329 --> 00:54:53.550
in the living room. The lady couple, the Maria,

00:54:53.789 --> 00:54:57.820
the... protagonist and two additional friends,

00:54:57.940 --> 00:55:02.179
right? Glasses. Yeah. Glasses, Instagram hoe,

00:55:02.300 --> 00:55:08.699
lesbians, Maria. Yes. Yes. And this is where

00:55:08.699 --> 00:55:11.800
we get insight as to what happened with Maria.

00:55:12.480 --> 00:55:14.579
So it turns out she had a bit of a peeping Tom

00:55:14.579 --> 00:55:17.079
situation. She called the police. Police said,

00:55:17.139 --> 00:55:19.780
ah, we can't do anything. Ah, nothing we can

00:55:19.780 --> 00:55:24.159
do. Anyways, good luck. And then time goes by

00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:26.559
for a little bit. And then a couple months later,

00:55:26.639 --> 00:55:29.719
it happens again at three in the morning. This

00:55:29.719 --> 00:55:33.280
time he actually comes inside. He's by her bedside

00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:36.599
while she's sleeping. Takes the strap off of

00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:40.260
her shoulder and then she wakes up and we're

00:55:40.260 --> 00:55:46.260
back to present day. And she says that she hasn't

00:55:46.260 --> 00:55:48.800
told her friends. Like this was the first time

00:55:48.800 --> 00:55:52.170
they were telling her. Yeah. So. I don't know.

00:55:52.269 --> 00:55:56.309
I mean... Glasses knew. Oh, she did? Oh. Yeah.

00:55:56.389 --> 00:55:58.309
I didn't pick up on that. She mentions a little

00:55:58.309 --> 00:56:00.789
bit later that she didn't think it was her place

00:56:00.789 --> 00:56:04.429
to tell. Oh. Okay. Well, I completely missed

00:56:04.429 --> 00:56:07.010
that part. But yeah, so all these people are

00:56:07.010 --> 00:56:10.269
getting a new perspective, I guess. So maybe

00:56:10.269 --> 00:56:13.329
the stuff that happened before this isn't as

00:56:13.329 --> 00:56:16.070
egregious or off -putting because they didn't

00:56:16.070 --> 00:56:19.449
know the real reason why this trip was needed

00:56:19.449 --> 00:56:22.039
or why this trip was planned. But again, at that

00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:25.400
point, you think that you wouldn't want to be

00:56:25.400 --> 00:56:28.340
so isolated at a cabin in the woods when you've

00:56:28.340 --> 00:56:33.739
already had some odd encounters already. You

00:56:33.739 --> 00:56:36.380
think, well, someone would have stood up and

00:56:36.380 --> 00:56:38.519
said, do we think this is the best idea? Maybe

00:56:38.519 --> 00:56:41.300
we should just head back and just go have a sleepover

00:56:41.300 --> 00:56:43.519
at someone's house, you know, in the middle of

00:56:43.519 --> 00:56:48.719
the city, somewhere well lit, perhaps. But this

00:56:48.719 --> 00:56:52.199
is a... Low -budget horror movie, so that doesn't

00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:56.000
happen. After this point... I was going to ask

00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:57.780
if that was the... I don't remember if that was

00:56:57.780 --> 00:56:59.719
the end of that scene and we moved over back

00:56:59.719 --> 00:57:04.260
to our boy Pooh yet. Well, I mean in a roundabout

00:57:04.260 --> 00:57:09.500
way. Because after this, we get to Piglet riding

00:57:09.500 --> 00:57:12.659
a stationary bicycle. Pooh. I don't think so.

00:57:13.300 --> 00:57:17.860
Pooh's on a bike. Oh, okay. I wrote down evil

00:57:17.860 --> 00:57:23.699
Winnie the Pooh spin class. Do we know what that's

00:57:23.699 --> 00:57:26.679
for? Is that just to get the cardio in? It was.

00:57:26.980 --> 00:57:30.760
So you can do that as Tom Cruise runs? Yes. It's

00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:33.000
a generator, I think. They're powering something

00:57:33.000 --> 00:57:39.900
with the bike. So could you reasonably say that

00:57:39.900 --> 00:57:42.900
someone always has to be on this bike? Because

00:57:42.900 --> 00:57:44.619
you're not going to get much energy out of it.

00:57:44.739 --> 00:57:48.480
So is that where Owl and Rabbit are? Whenever

00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:51.059
there's electricity everywhere else. They get

00:57:51.059 --> 00:57:54.340
all the shit. That's because. While Pooh and

00:57:54.340 --> 00:57:57.219
Piglet are out hunting. While they're out murdering.

00:57:58.300 --> 00:58:02.980
I absolutely. Of all of the things that I can

00:58:02.980 --> 00:58:05.679
dislike about this movie. There are two things

00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:09.679
that I just could not get past. A. Why is he

00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:14.139
wet all of the time? I know the whole shtick

00:58:14.139 --> 00:58:16.260
with Winnie the Pooh is that he eats a lot of

00:58:16.260 --> 00:58:20.420
honey. But he's just. wet all of the time yes

00:58:20.420 --> 00:58:25.900
yes and the who is the honey is usually dripping

00:58:25.900 --> 00:58:27.940
from his nose and it just looks like he's got

00:58:27.940 --> 00:58:32.059
a cold there's a part of this scene where who

00:58:32.059 --> 00:58:36.280
is eating honey by the fistfuls and just like

00:58:36.280 --> 00:58:39.579
loosely shoving it into his mask there's no hole

00:58:39.579 --> 00:58:42.840
there's no like the mask doesn't move he's not

00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:46.019
anywhere close to eating you could have just

00:58:46.019 --> 00:58:48.679
omitted the scene You didn't need it. You could

00:58:48.679 --> 00:58:52.260
have. Why did you make me sit through 15 seconds?

00:58:52.659 --> 00:58:55.739
Because you had to remember that Winnie the Pooh

00:58:55.739 --> 00:58:58.559
loves honey. I would have given this movie all

00:58:58.559 --> 00:59:01.179
of the points if the hand had just reached under

00:59:01.179 --> 00:59:07.420
the mask to feed it to the actual actor. This

00:59:07.420 --> 00:59:11.179
is also where we get the part of the soundtrack

00:59:11.179 --> 00:59:16.099
that is used three separate occasions. And it's

00:59:16.099 --> 00:59:20.219
so unbelievably weird. The lyrics to it are literally

00:59:20.219 --> 00:59:23.400
that smell. Something, something, something.

00:59:23.460 --> 00:59:25.780
Something, something, something. Yes. Yeah. And

00:59:25.780 --> 00:59:28.519
it's repeated in every one of the action scenes.

00:59:28.619 --> 00:59:31.800
And it's in the captions. Yeah. Something, something,

00:59:31.920 --> 00:59:35.059
something, something. Why? Tight budget, man.

00:59:35.579 --> 00:59:38.139
What? Hey, I can give you music. If for nothing

00:59:38.139 --> 00:59:40.639
else. But for this price, I can't give you lyrics.

00:59:40.980 --> 00:59:44.360
We'll just put something in there. Something.

00:59:44.970 --> 00:59:50.929
Huh. It's a real weird how my baloney situation.

00:59:53.989 --> 00:59:56.550
This is where we find out Christopher Robin is

00:59:56.550 --> 00:59:59.190
still alive. He is hanging by his wrists from

00:59:59.190 --> 01:00:05.409
the ceiling. He is pleading with poo. Stop it.

01:00:07.670 --> 01:00:10.269
There's a finite amount of these jokes that are

01:00:10.269 --> 01:00:13.000
still funny. OK, well, can I do this last one?

01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:14.840
Because this last one is the funniest line in

01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:18.780
the entire movie. Yeah. So Christopher Robin

01:00:18.780 --> 01:00:22.420
is pleading for his life from Winnie the Pooh

01:00:22.420 --> 01:00:28.940
and his Hail Mary. His last ditch effort is to

01:00:28.940 --> 01:00:34.039
scream out in anguish and agony. I love you,

01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:47.130
Pooh. Oh, man. God. I will give him like an 8

01:00:47.130 --> 01:00:49.530
out of 10 for delivery on that line. Yeah. I

01:00:49.530 --> 01:00:51.909
don't know how many takes it took, but boy, did

01:00:51.909 --> 01:00:54.409
they get it right. And I guess that's the last

01:00:54.409 --> 01:00:56.909
poo joke I'll make. It's not going to be your

01:00:56.909 --> 01:01:00.309
last poo joke. No, it's not. There's almost an

01:01:00.309 --> 01:01:07.110
hour left of this movie. What follows this particular

01:01:07.110 --> 01:01:12.210
moment is so... out of place because it's one

01:01:12.210 --> 01:01:16.349
of those warbly flashbacks of Christopher Robin

01:01:16.349 --> 01:01:20.730
being a happy, weird little kid. They don't show.

01:01:20.769 --> 01:01:25.150
We'll grow old together. Together. Forever. I

01:01:25.150 --> 01:01:30.030
promise. And there's a moment where Pooh has

01:01:30.030 --> 01:01:33.650
some self -reflection. It's like, huh, maybe

01:01:33.650 --> 01:01:36.949
I do love this kid. And then, nope. In the mirror.

01:01:37.110 --> 01:01:40.670
He abandoned us. Yeah. He looks at himself in

01:01:40.670 --> 01:01:43.530
the mirror and that's when it cuts to the flashback.

01:01:43.690 --> 01:01:47.889
And this scene reminded me of, have you ever

01:01:47.889 --> 01:01:52.909
seen Gladiator? No. Okay. Well, for those that

01:01:52.909 --> 01:01:56.369
have, there's a scene where he is having a dream

01:01:56.369 --> 01:01:59.809
because his wife and son were murdered and he

01:01:59.809 --> 01:02:03.889
was taken into slavery and then became Gladiator

01:02:03.889 --> 01:02:07.619
and Rosebub and yada, yada, yada. Anyways. While

01:02:07.619 --> 01:02:11.119
he's a slave, he has a dream that he is reunited

01:02:11.119 --> 01:02:14.639
with his wife and kids. And it's a very popular

01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:19.159
scene of him walking through reeds or wheat.

01:02:19.420 --> 01:02:22.019
Maybe it's wheat. And he's just like brushing

01:02:22.019 --> 01:02:24.840
his hand along it as he's walking past. That

01:02:24.840 --> 01:02:28.039
is what this was. The difference was that it

01:02:28.039 --> 01:02:31.519
was earned in Gladiator. This was not earned

01:02:31.519 --> 01:02:35.840
at any point. And it did nothing for the movie

01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:38.659
because... Like you said, it's as soon as he

01:02:38.659 --> 01:02:40.320
snaps out of it and he is looking at himself

01:02:40.320 --> 01:02:46.219
in the mirror and just, wait a minute, he abandoned

01:02:46.219 --> 01:02:50.860
us. And then immediately goes to get a ponytail

01:02:50.860 --> 01:02:56.760
from a victim, I'm assuming, and flogs Christopher.

01:02:57.880 --> 01:03:02.760
This scene was very reminiscent of Passion of

01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:05.820
the Christ. Yeah. And it's just over and over

01:03:05.820 --> 01:03:09.420
again. And he has these deep gashes in his back

01:03:09.420 --> 01:03:12.179
from being flogged so much. With a very thick

01:03:12.179 --> 01:03:15.659
ponytail that did not have... I don't think that

01:03:15.659 --> 01:03:19.099
that's how that works. Also, I thought at first,

01:03:19.179 --> 01:03:22.340
because I didn't realize that Eeyore's tail was,

01:03:22.380 --> 01:03:28.000
I guess, nailed to the headstone. I thought it

01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:29.820
was supposed to be Eeyore's tail that he was

01:03:29.820 --> 01:03:31.400
whipping him with. That would have made sense,

01:03:31.500 --> 01:03:33.960
yeah. Which would have been... immensely messed

01:03:33.960 --> 01:03:37.159
up. And then I thought maybe it was like Mary's

01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:41.800
hair. Maybe they just like scalped her for the

01:03:41.800 --> 01:03:45.840
poetic justice. But no, she had short hair. Yeah.

01:03:45.900 --> 01:03:49.539
So this is just a random ponytail. I was trying

01:03:49.539 --> 01:03:52.360
to find all of the ways that this made any sense.

01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:56.320
I got nothing. Yeah. After he snaps out of it,

01:03:56.380 --> 01:04:00.300
he goes into like a Limp Bizkit mode. Just starts

01:04:00.300 --> 01:04:04.280
breaking stuff. throwing everything off tables

01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:11.760
and just goes bananas. And, uh, yeah. And then

01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:17.599
he, uh, he pours what looks like gasoline into

01:04:17.599 --> 01:04:22.159
a pot of intestines on the ground, flips a handle.

01:04:22.219 --> 01:04:26.840
And then Chris is showered with blood for some

01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:31.650
reason. It was just like, hey, we got this stuff

01:04:31.650 --> 01:04:35.070
laying around. How can we use it? Let's find

01:04:35.070 --> 01:04:37.909
a way. And they did use it. And it made absolutely

01:04:37.909 --> 01:04:42.309
no sense. There was no allusion to it being Mary's

01:04:42.309 --> 01:04:48.769
intestines and blood. He there is a heavily decayed

01:04:48.769 --> 01:04:51.590
body next to him that he sees and like cries

01:04:51.590 --> 01:04:55.429
out. I guess we don't know how long he's kept.

01:04:55.949 --> 01:04:58.840
Winnie and Piglet have kept him alive. And a

01:04:58.840 --> 01:05:01.840
prisoner? I think that was Mary, the one that's,

01:05:01.920 --> 01:05:04.619
like, picked at. Because I think, like I said,

01:05:04.679 --> 01:05:06.579
whenever they do the other animation thing, I

01:05:06.579 --> 01:05:08.900
think they cooked and ate her. On the hook or

01:05:08.900 --> 01:05:11.820
on the wall? Against the wall. The one that he's,

01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:13.760
like, crying out for. I think the other one is

01:05:13.760 --> 01:05:16.440
the redhead. Oh, okay. And I think she's the

01:05:16.440 --> 01:05:19.300
one whose intestines are in the bucket. Okay,

01:05:19.440 --> 01:05:21.440
well, that's not... That's some mental gymnastics.

01:05:21.500 --> 01:05:24.039
I have no confidence in those answers, but that's

01:05:24.039 --> 01:05:26.639
what I think is happening. It is not laid out

01:05:26.639 --> 01:05:29.579
for us. So we have to connect the lines, the

01:05:29.579 --> 01:05:32.699
dots, where we can. Yeah. And then after this,

01:05:32.760 --> 01:05:35.199
Winnie goes on a nice little stroll with his

01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:38.639
corpse friend. And then that's when he finds

01:05:38.639 --> 01:05:41.780
out that people are in the... Airbnb murder,

01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:44.280
yeah. Well, that's when he notices that there's

01:05:44.280 --> 01:05:47.880
some ladies at the house. And then for whatever

01:05:47.880 --> 01:05:49.739
reason, he just drops the corpse and then goes

01:05:49.739 --> 01:05:53.920
after it. He drops what corpse? He's walking

01:05:53.920 --> 01:05:56.730
through the woods with a... With one of those

01:05:56.730 --> 01:05:59.389
bodies. I don't know which one it is. I don't

01:05:59.389 --> 01:06:02.969
know if it's Mary. I don't know if it's the other

01:06:02.969 --> 01:06:07.550
one. Lindsay Lohan. Tina. One of them. Tina.

01:06:08.369 --> 01:06:10.829
But he is walking with one of them and then drops

01:06:10.829 --> 01:06:15.150
it and then says, oh, hey, new blood. There is

01:06:15.150 --> 01:06:20.969
a scene with Lara, who is the Instagram girly,

01:06:21.010 --> 01:06:25.429
in the jacuzzi. And she has... Taking her phone

01:06:25.429 --> 01:06:29.489
back out of the not really lockdown. She's taking

01:06:29.489 --> 01:06:32.809
all of these pictures and then she goes to look

01:06:32.809 --> 01:06:34.670
through them. And I was trying to figure out

01:06:34.670 --> 01:06:36.949
because it's been used as a trope in a good amount

01:06:36.949 --> 01:06:39.730
of things. When like the character goes to look

01:06:39.730 --> 01:06:41.769
back through the pictures they've just taken

01:06:41.769 --> 01:06:44.050
and they see surprise. There's somebody in the

01:06:44.050 --> 01:06:47.510
background. I feel like it was maybe like a scary

01:06:47.510 --> 01:06:51.909
movie thing. I don't know. A scary movie or scary

01:06:51.909 --> 01:06:55.619
movie. like scary movie, the franchise. I'm pretty

01:06:55.619 --> 01:06:57.559
sure it was in that somewhere where they took

01:06:57.559 --> 01:06:59.360
a bunch of pictures on a digital camera and when

01:06:59.360 --> 01:07:02.420
they go back to look through them, there's something

01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:08.480
off. But anyway, so she looks through her pictures.

01:07:08.880 --> 01:07:12.320
She's like, these ain't going to cut it. She

01:07:12.320 --> 01:07:15.199
keeps scrolling and there's, she's like, oh my

01:07:15.199 --> 01:07:18.559
God, what is that? And then zooms in on who in

01:07:18.559 --> 01:07:21.940
the background. She gets out of the jacuzzi.

01:07:22.119 --> 01:07:24.880
Someone should clean that up. She gets out of

01:07:24.880 --> 01:07:26.920
the jacuzzi. She brought some doggy bags. God

01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:33.059
damn it. She gets out of the jacuzzi and she

01:07:33.059 --> 01:07:38.900
is yelling at this man bear pig that's in the

01:07:38.900 --> 01:07:41.900
background of her photo. That is no longer in

01:07:41.900 --> 01:07:44.639
her view. That is no longer in her view and says,

01:07:44.820 --> 01:07:49.320
are you stalking Maria? Why did they invite her

01:07:49.320 --> 01:07:51.900
on this trip? She just found out that one of

01:07:51.900 --> 01:07:54.059
her friends has a stalker, and your first thought

01:07:54.059 --> 01:07:58.500
is, she's inside. If you want to go get her instead.

01:07:58.500 --> 01:08:01.219
This is definitely the place where she is. Yeah.

01:08:01.300 --> 01:08:03.360
That person that you are looking for, she is

01:08:03.360 --> 01:08:06.980
here. What is wrong with this lady? I mean, I

01:08:06.980 --> 01:08:09.260
don't think the brain cells are all there. Sure.

01:08:09.519 --> 01:08:13.219
If I'm being honest. She doesn't find anyone.

01:08:13.719 --> 01:08:18.720
She does not meet with... Either of our man -bear

01:08:18.720 --> 01:08:22.539
-pig people. So she's just like, ah, screw it.

01:08:22.539 --> 01:08:23.680
I ain't gonna ruin my night. Gets back in the

01:08:23.680 --> 01:08:27.560
jacuzzi. Yeah. Gets back in the jacuzzi, is hanging

01:08:27.560 --> 01:08:30.539
out for a couple of seconds, and then, surprise,

01:08:30.779 --> 01:08:35.300
these six -and -a -half -foot -tall linebackers

01:08:35.300 --> 01:08:38.140
with beer guts somehow sneak up silently behind

01:08:38.140 --> 01:08:42.300
her and chloroform her. You wanna know? How do

01:08:42.300 --> 01:08:44.300
you get chloroform in the Hundred Acre Woods?

01:08:44.460 --> 01:08:47.180
Who is providing those for them? Who's providing

01:08:47.180 --> 01:08:50.100
any of this? I can understand some of it. Where

01:08:50.100 --> 01:08:53.600
do they get their supplies? Where are they getting

01:08:53.600 --> 01:08:57.899
the gasoline for the wood chipper? Where are

01:08:57.899 --> 01:09:01.100
they getting replacement light bulbs? Light bulbs

01:09:01.100 --> 01:09:02.119
don't last forever. They have several bicycles.

01:09:04.060 --> 01:09:06.159
You know how many bikes it would take to run

01:09:06.159 --> 01:09:09.479
a wood chipper? You'd have to have a team of

01:09:09.479 --> 01:09:12.100
them. Have you seen how much poo runs in this

01:09:12.100 --> 01:09:15.260
movie? But do you want your fun fact for this

01:09:15.260 --> 01:09:19.170
episode? I would love one. What do you got? Chloroform,

01:09:19.329 --> 01:09:26.949
when inhaled, will cause you to become unconscious.

01:09:27.470 --> 01:09:30.649
But it doesn't last. You have to continuously

01:09:30.649 --> 01:09:34.430
breathe it in to remain unconscious. So as soon

01:09:34.430 --> 01:09:38.869
as you take off the rag, whatever is soaked in

01:09:38.869 --> 01:09:41.630
chloroform, that person will regain consciousness.

01:09:42.149 --> 01:09:45.100
Interesting. And that is something that happens

01:09:45.100 --> 01:09:47.079
in every movie. It's just like that they got

01:09:47.079 --> 01:09:49.779
knocked on the head and they came to right in

01:09:49.779 --> 01:09:53.220
time. If you get knocked in the head and you

01:09:53.220 --> 01:09:57.060
are out for more than a couple seconds, there

01:09:57.060 --> 01:10:00.840
is brain damage that has occurred and you will

01:10:00.840 --> 01:10:03.619
likely not have a great life afterwards. You're

01:10:03.619 --> 01:10:05.220
definitely not going to go right back to where

01:10:05.220 --> 01:10:07.960
you were. You're just out for five minutes. There's

01:10:07.960 --> 01:10:11.420
going to be consequences to that. Yeah. Chloroform

01:10:11.420 --> 01:10:15.199
is also not. I think there's like a five minute

01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:17.180
window after you smell it where it will actually

01:10:17.180 --> 01:10:20.800
knock you out. Yes. So like you can't just put

01:10:20.800 --> 01:10:22.720
it over someone's face and like, no, lights out.

01:10:22.800 --> 01:10:25.279
So you're just chilling there. Yeah. So you have

01:10:25.279 --> 01:10:27.399
to hold it over their face for five minutes before

01:10:27.399 --> 01:10:29.779
they are actually unconscious. And then you have

01:10:29.779 --> 01:10:31.720
to keep it there for as long as you intend to

01:10:31.720 --> 01:10:34.880
keep them unconscious. Yeah. The films have lied.

01:10:35.539 --> 01:10:41.039
And so they take Laura and she comes to. She

01:10:41.039 --> 01:10:45.239
has been. Hogtied by, I'm assuming, Piglet, which,

01:10:45.300 --> 01:10:49.819
hilarious. And then he starts to slowly lumber

01:10:49.819 --> 01:10:52.279
over with a chain around his neck, sledgehammer

01:10:52.279 --> 01:10:56.800
dragging on the ground. Just clop, clop, clop,

01:10:56.800 --> 01:11:02.399
clop, clop. Comes up to her. She puts his foot

01:11:02.399 --> 01:11:07.119
on her back. And then headlights turn on. And

01:11:07.119 --> 01:11:13.300
at first, I was like, where? Did Winnie and Piglet

01:11:13.300 --> 01:11:18.560
get a BMW that is functioning and has a turbo

01:11:18.560 --> 01:11:23.100
in it? Mm -hmm. That's strange. Are they gearheads?

01:11:23.479 --> 01:11:27.319
What's going on here? Later, find out that it

01:11:27.319 --> 01:11:29.800
is, one more time, what's her name? It's the

01:11:29.800 --> 01:11:32.460
last time she comes up. Lindsay Lohan. Tina.

01:11:32.560 --> 01:11:38.859
It is Tina's BMW that they have taken. And Piglet

01:11:38.859 --> 01:11:41.989
stands on her back, keeps her in place, Winnie

01:11:41.989 --> 01:11:47.409
slowly pulls up and drives over her head. Her

01:11:47.409 --> 01:11:52.810
eye pops out and then they're gone. I had so

01:11:52.810 --> 01:11:55.590
many questions about this scene. Yeah. Why is

01:11:55.590 --> 01:11:59.250
there a dramatic slow motion thing of Piglet

01:11:59.250 --> 01:12:02.909
dragging the sledgehammer along the gravel when

01:12:02.909 --> 01:12:05.510
he does not use that sledgehammer on the girl

01:12:05.510 --> 01:12:07.569
who is hogtied? It's to do the old switcheroo,

01:12:07.689 --> 01:12:11.840
the bait and switch. Why? Why does Piglet? Put

01:12:11.840 --> 01:12:15.020
his foot on her back. She's hogtied. She ain't

01:12:15.020 --> 01:12:18.720
going anywhere. She's not. That is correct. How

01:12:18.720 --> 01:12:22.000
did Pooh learn how to drive? That's a great question.

01:12:22.199 --> 01:12:26.619
Who taught him? When you see what happens to

01:12:26.619 --> 01:12:31.659
Lara, why do you see it as if she's getting crushed

01:12:31.659 --> 01:12:36.199
by the outside tire? Because there's no tire

01:12:36.199 --> 01:12:40.079
tracks on the rest of her body. I don't know,

01:12:40.100 --> 01:12:47.260
man. Continuity is not the milieu of these types

01:12:47.260 --> 01:12:51.600
of movies. I think that was all of the questions

01:12:51.600 --> 01:12:55.220
that I had. It's very silly. Did you see eyeball

01:12:55.220 --> 01:12:58.520
pop out? Yeah. Did you see a head get crushed?

01:12:58.680 --> 01:13:05.939
The CGI was a little rough. It was. It was. But

01:13:05.939 --> 01:13:09.039
you got your gore, and that's all they were going

01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:15.739
for. But right before it happens, she's screaming.

01:13:16.840 --> 01:13:20.000
The people in the house, Maria and Glasses Girl,

01:13:20.159 --> 01:13:28.180
say, that was, no, no, it's Zoe and Alice. Yeah,

01:13:28.600 --> 01:13:31.199
and they're like, did you hear that? That sounded

01:13:31.199 --> 01:13:36.340
like. Tina. Tina. No, this isn't Tina, this is

01:13:36.340 --> 01:13:38.340
Laura. They're like, that was Laura's scream.

01:13:39.160 --> 01:13:42.600
Could you pinpoint, could you recognize your

01:13:42.600 --> 01:13:44.640
friend's screams, your friend's blood -curdling

01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:46.920
screams? Is that something you hear a lot, your

01:13:46.920 --> 01:13:49.140
friend's screams? I thought they said that they

01:13:49.140 --> 01:13:52.680
heard maybe it was Tina. No, one of them says

01:13:52.680 --> 01:13:58.140
that that was Laura's scream. Oh. I mean, I don't

01:13:58.140 --> 01:14:00.300
think so, but I've also never been in that position.

01:14:00.439 --> 01:14:03.520
So maybe if the thing were to happen, I would

01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:07.119
know. And then in the house, Maria and Glass's

01:14:07.119 --> 01:14:11.039
girl. are like, you heard that? I've got a gun.

01:14:11.739 --> 01:14:15.119
And Maria's got a gun in the UK, and it's a revolver.

01:14:15.680 --> 01:14:22.680
So what are the gun regulations for the UK? I

01:14:22.680 --> 01:14:26.720
know they're very strict. I don't think a non

01:14:26.720 --> 01:14:32.239
-police officer could get a gun in the UK. Am

01:14:32.239 --> 01:14:35.119
I wrong in that? Not a clue. Especially like

01:14:35.119 --> 01:14:38.310
a revolver? Like there might there are probably

01:14:38.310 --> 01:14:41.289
some carve outs for like hunting rifles. But

01:14:41.289 --> 01:14:44.729
as far as having a revolver, I don't think that

01:14:44.729 --> 01:14:46.430
that's something that's going to be easy to come

01:14:46.430 --> 01:14:50.029
by for just Joe Schmoe, Mary, no matter what

01:14:50.029 --> 01:14:51.770
your circumstances are, what you've had to deal

01:14:51.770 --> 01:14:55.890
with. I don't think there's a have you been stalked?

01:14:56.350 --> 01:14:59.710
Yes. OK, here's your revolver. Before before

01:14:59.710 --> 01:15:02.710
we find out that she has a gun, because this

01:15:02.710 --> 01:15:05.239
is after they like. All four of them are meeting

01:15:05.239 --> 01:15:09.420
and they're like, oh, my God, Laura's dead. Like

01:15:09.420 --> 01:15:12.640
before before they have that conversation, they

01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:14.739
all meet at the bottom of the house and there

01:15:14.739 --> 01:15:20.500
is. In blood written on all of the windows, the

01:15:20.500 --> 01:15:24.340
words get out in the same vein of who taught

01:15:24.340 --> 01:15:27.420
who had to drive a car, who taught them how to

01:15:27.420 --> 01:15:30.800
write. It's very legibly, too. It's very nice.

01:15:31.060 --> 01:15:39.329
Yeah. One of them, one of Alice, maybe, presses

01:15:39.329 --> 01:15:43.149
her face up against the glass that has blood

01:15:43.149 --> 01:15:48.210
letters written on it. And then she leans back

01:15:48.210 --> 01:15:52.250
and she goes, it's written on the outside. Why

01:15:52.250 --> 01:15:57.090
did you put your face on that glass before you

01:15:57.090 --> 01:15:59.810
decided that it was on the other side of it?

01:16:01.089 --> 01:16:05.550
What did you think was going to happen? Were

01:16:05.550 --> 01:16:11.390
you hoping to get like a battle scar? Maybe bloodborne

01:16:11.390 --> 01:16:15.529
pathogens don't exist in this universe. Maybe.

01:16:15.869 --> 01:16:19.369
I don't know. Even in the case that I'm not getting

01:16:19.369 --> 01:16:23.130
some horrifying infection from it, I don't think

01:16:23.130 --> 01:16:27.869
I'm putting my face straight into my best friend's

01:16:27.869 --> 01:16:31.119
blood. And it's only at this point does someone

01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:33.939
say, call the police. And everyone's like, oh,

01:16:34.039 --> 01:16:37.579
yeah, that's a great idea. And then the minute

01:16:37.579 --> 01:16:42.140
the police are mentioned, then it's class breaks.

01:16:42.260 --> 01:16:49.180
And wait, Laura was out by the pool. Do you think

01:16:49.180 --> 01:16:51.720
she closed the door? Laura did not close the

01:16:51.720 --> 01:16:57.300
door. She did not. And so our lesbian lovers

01:16:57.300 --> 01:17:06.550
go. To check the door. Which in fact. Was still

01:17:06.550 --> 01:17:13.989
open. Yeah. But we get a nice. Nice scene with

01:17:13.989 --> 01:17:17.630
this. Indoor pool. That this cabin also has.

01:17:18.310 --> 01:17:20.869
This cabin has everything. It has like five bedrooms.

01:17:21.029 --> 01:17:26.029
A huge living room. It's got a jacuzzi. A pool.

01:17:26.780 --> 01:17:30.880
Lots of land to do stuff on. 100 acres. Who owns

01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:34.779
this house? Who is it? Is it the Robin family?

01:17:35.600 --> 01:17:37.680
Does Christopher Robin's family own this house?

01:17:38.319 --> 01:17:40.319
Are they secretly behind this? Is this in the

01:17:40.319 --> 01:17:44.939
sequel? Who's to say? Dang it. Watch it and find

01:17:44.939 --> 01:17:47.140
out, or let me spoil things for you. You only

01:17:47.140 --> 01:17:49.380
get those two options. Nah, don't spoil it. Don't

01:17:49.380 --> 01:17:52.260
spoil it. So, when he's walking around the front,

01:17:52.399 --> 01:17:57.479
the downstairs, Maria and... Glasses Girl have

01:17:57.479 --> 01:18:02.859
their trusty revolver and do absolutely nothing

01:18:02.859 --> 01:18:07.779
with it. Alice and Zoe are in the pool at this

01:18:07.779 --> 01:18:15.479
point. And Piglet pops up out of nowhere, sledges

01:18:15.479 --> 01:18:19.939
one of them in the head. The other one, for some

01:18:19.939 --> 01:18:22.720
reason, gets in the pool. And she's like, come

01:18:22.720 --> 01:18:25.020
get me. Come get me. Come get me. Leave her alone.

01:18:25.100 --> 01:18:28.899
Come get me. So Piglet, ever the opportunist,

01:18:28.979 --> 01:18:33.840
sees that this one is unconscious for enough

01:18:33.840 --> 01:18:40.380
time. So he's got time to kill, you know. Slowly

01:18:40.380 --> 01:18:47.739
gets into the pool. And Michael Myers his way

01:18:47.739 --> 01:18:51.000
to the girl who is backing up to the other end

01:18:51.000 --> 01:18:55.510
of the pool. This whole time, the slowest scene

01:18:55.510 --> 01:18:58.489
of this entire movie. Good God, was it slow.

01:18:59.329 --> 01:19:04.529
He's just taking one step, next step, next step.

01:19:04.590 --> 01:19:07.949
Every now and then, he just swings his sledge

01:19:07.949 --> 01:19:11.590
at nothing. Just through the water. He's nowhere

01:19:11.590 --> 01:19:13.770
near this girl. She's at the other end of the

01:19:13.770 --> 01:19:16.710
pool by this point. And just swings and swings

01:19:16.710 --> 01:19:21.229
and swings until she... He gets to her at the

01:19:21.229 --> 01:19:24.029
other end. She doesn't get out of the pool. She

01:19:24.029 --> 01:19:26.329
doesn't make any attempt to escape. And then

01:19:26.329 --> 01:19:30.489
sledge to the head. This one kills her. I don't

01:19:30.489 --> 01:19:32.890
know why it didn't kill the other one, but it

01:19:32.890 --> 01:19:37.569
kills her one blow. And then we don't find out

01:19:37.569 --> 01:19:41.989
what happens with the other one. But Maria and

01:19:41.989 --> 01:19:47.470
Glasses come up and find the dead one. Oh, my

01:19:47.470 --> 01:19:53.569
God. Before Piglet gets out of the water, he

01:19:53.569 --> 01:19:58.229
also continues to beat Alice, I think, with the

01:19:58.229 --> 01:19:59.869
sledgehammer. Oh, that's right. Which is not

01:19:59.869 --> 01:20:04.909
accomplishing anything. She's already dead. She's

01:20:04.909 --> 01:20:07.550
drowned, if nothing else. She is very dead. And

01:20:07.550 --> 01:20:10.909
also, you hit her while she's floating in water.

01:20:11.430 --> 01:20:14.770
You're at best making her bob a little. You're

01:20:14.770 --> 01:20:20.369
not damaging this woman. Just out here swinging

01:20:20.369 --> 01:20:27.670
at nothing. Yeah, he drags the other one out

01:20:27.670 --> 01:20:33.369
into the woods. She comes to on a slab. Winnie,

01:20:33.369 --> 01:20:37.670
I put, erotically eats honey. This is the part.

01:20:37.689 --> 01:20:42.770
Why do I keep doing that? Where he is scooping

01:20:42.770 --> 01:20:45.329
it up out of this honey pot and then just like.

01:20:46.460 --> 01:20:50.380
slathering it on his mouth hole. Repeatedly.

01:20:51.539 --> 01:20:55.100
Many times. It's such a long scene. Like six

01:20:55.100 --> 01:20:58.560
or seven times. It's dripping from his nose.

01:20:58.579 --> 01:21:02.020
It looks like he's just got the nastiest sinus

01:21:02.020 --> 01:21:06.720
infection. And it just keeps going and going

01:21:06.720 --> 01:21:19.050
and going. Girl comes to on this slab. And Winnie

01:21:19.050 --> 01:21:23.590
does one of the all time horror tropes, no matter

01:21:23.590 --> 01:21:34.109
what the budget or quality level is, is it's

01:21:34.109 --> 01:21:36.430
the thing where they're doing something and you

01:21:36.430 --> 01:21:38.270
think they're distracted. And so now is your

01:21:38.270 --> 01:21:42.270
time. And then they immediately snap right to

01:21:42.270 --> 01:21:45.460
you and make direct eye contact. That was a full

01:21:45.460 --> 01:21:49.579
on like groundhog, the surprised gopher. What

01:21:49.579 --> 01:21:53.939
is it? The OG YouTube video. Yeah. Yeah. That's

01:21:53.939 --> 01:21:56.560
exactly what it was. Yeah. It looked exactly

01:21:56.560 --> 01:22:00.899
like that. And it looked so ridiculous and not

01:22:00.899 --> 01:22:04.640
menacing at all. Just silly. Just utter silliness.

01:22:05.420 --> 01:22:09.680
Also, coincidentally, the second time that that

01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:17.420
smell comes into play. Uh, Winnie, not wanting

01:22:17.420 --> 01:22:22.560
to lose his catch, uh, walks over to slap girl

01:22:22.560 --> 01:22:28.260
and repeatedly slaps her in the face. Seven,

01:22:28.340 --> 01:22:31.760
eight times. And every time it lands, it's the

01:22:31.760 --> 01:22:35.060
hardest thud you've ever heard. He slap punches

01:22:35.060 --> 01:22:40.859
her. Over and over again, directly to the face.

01:22:41.220 --> 01:22:45.300
She becomes unconscious again. Second time in

01:22:45.300 --> 01:22:47.800
a span of 10 minutes that this woman has been

01:22:47.800 --> 01:22:52.819
unconscious. 100 % life -altering brain damage.

01:22:54.060 --> 01:22:57.579
But we're not going to talk about that. We're

01:22:57.579 --> 01:23:01.340
going to suspend that part of reality. The next

01:23:01.340 --> 01:23:05.539
scene, the girls come upon her. She magically

01:23:05.539 --> 01:23:09.619
comes to. Not a single mark, bruise, anything

01:23:09.619 --> 01:23:17.250
on her face. She's like, they killed Zoe or Alice,

01:23:17.369 --> 01:23:25.069
whichever one I'm not. And they take her and

01:23:25.069 --> 01:23:28.310
then they find their way into the murder garage,

01:23:28.609 --> 01:23:34.609
which is where they find Chris. The other two,

01:23:34.710 --> 01:23:36.550
like, we have to go. We have to go. We have to

01:23:36.550 --> 01:23:41.140
go. No. Maria, ever the protagonist. Says we

01:23:41.140 --> 01:23:43.779
have to help him. We have to get him out of here,

01:23:43.819 --> 01:23:47.180
too. No, we have to go. We have to go this whole

01:23:47.180 --> 01:23:48.760
time that they're having this argument. They

01:23:48.760 --> 01:23:51.800
could have already taken him down and run off

01:23:51.800 --> 01:23:56.079
and been gone. But she runs up to him and then,

01:23:56.079 --> 01:23:59.560
oh, I need help. Help me. And they help lift

01:23:59.560 --> 01:24:04.460
him off. And then some ruckus goes on somewhere

01:24:04.460 --> 01:24:09.239
else. He's like, you have to go, go, go. So they

01:24:09.239 --> 01:24:13.369
go. They leave Chris there. Then that's when

01:24:13.369 --> 01:24:17.729
we run into Inez. Which I did not get her character

01:24:17.729 --> 01:24:20.050
name in this movie. So we're going with her tooth

01:24:20.050 --> 01:24:24.369
fairy alter ego. Charlotte, I think. But for

01:24:24.369 --> 01:24:28.689
all intents and purposes, it's Inez. Sure. She

01:24:28.689 --> 01:24:33.250
is beat to hell. She has a noose around her neck.

01:24:33.550 --> 01:24:37.909
And she's holding on to two chains. Yeah. Like

01:24:37.909 --> 01:24:40.930
two actual. Chains, not the rapper. The rapper

01:24:40.930 --> 01:24:42.850
is not in this movie. He wouldn't be caught dead

01:24:42.850 --> 01:24:48.409
in this movie. But they're like, help, help me.

01:24:49.029 --> 01:24:52.470
And they literally, she drops the chains and

01:24:52.470 --> 01:24:56.930
then they just take the very loose noose off

01:24:56.930 --> 01:25:03.850
of her neck. And then she is saved. They make

01:25:03.850 --> 01:25:06.869
a break for it. They run into a reflective surface.

01:25:07.809 --> 01:25:13.710
Inez sees what her face looks like. It's not

01:25:13.710 --> 01:25:17.590
good. She is still alive and she still has the

01:25:17.590 --> 01:25:24.250
opportunity to continue living. But her face

01:25:24.250 --> 01:25:28.109
is beat. She takes the revolver out of Maria's

01:25:28.109 --> 01:25:31.609
hand, who again has done nothing with this weapon

01:25:31.609 --> 01:25:35.270
at any point during this time where she has revealed

01:25:35.270 --> 01:25:39.319
she has had this weapon. And you think that it's

01:25:39.319 --> 01:25:41.060
going to be like one of those, oh, I can't go

01:25:41.060 --> 01:25:44.619
on living like this and just finishes the job

01:25:44.619 --> 01:25:47.539
that Winnie and Piglet started. It's not the

01:25:47.539 --> 01:25:51.239
case. What she does is she goes and tracks down

01:25:51.239 --> 01:25:56.539
Piglet. And what ensues at this point is the

01:25:56.539 --> 01:26:00.659
best way I could describe it is it's like a video

01:26:00.659 --> 01:26:05.260
game cut scene where you run into the boss. She

01:26:05.260 --> 01:26:08.789
yells out Piglet. Piglet pops up from the other

01:26:08.789 --> 01:26:10.649
side of this little campfire that they have.

01:26:10.750 --> 01:26:15.609
And then they just walk in a circle around the

01:26:15.609 --> 01:26:20.890
campfire facing each other. And she's talking

01:26:20.890 --> 01:26:25.829
smack to him. And he's just like squeal grunting.

01:26:26.329 --> 01:26:31.489
And they go back and forth. And she fires a shot

01:26:31.489 --> 01:26:35.699
from the revolver. So best case scenario. They

01:26:35.699 --> 01:26:38.239
have five bullets left. I don't know how much

01:26:38.239 --> 01:26:40.760
you know about revolvers. They hold six bullets.

01:26:41.239 --> 01:26:46.979
Usually. She goes to fire again. What happens?

01:26:49.319 --> 01:26:54.300
She. First of all, before she's like out of her.

01:26:56.100 --> 01:27:00.060
Chains that she is holding on to. She says that

01:27:00.060 --> 01:27:06.420
Piglet smells her. That's not. relevant to anything.

01:27:06.539 --> 01:27:10.800
It just made me real uncomfy. It is alluded to

01:27:10.800 --> 01:27:15.800
a couple times before this moment that Piglet

01:27:15.800 --> 01:27:20.640
has some super smell something going on. After

01:27:20.640 --> 01:27:26.199
she steals the gun, she is yelling to get Pooh

01:27:26.199 --> 01:27:30.359
and Piglet's attention. With everyone else still

01:27:30.359 --> 01:27:34.000
there. Right. And shoots the gun not towards

01:27:34.000 --> 01:27:36.170
anyone. She shoots it to get their attention.

01:27:36.329 --> 01:27:39.909
She uses the only bullet that turns out being

01:27:39.909 --> 01:27:45.189
in that gun as a road flare. Do you remember

01:27:45.189 --> 01:27:52.470
in Tooth Fairy where the police officer's gun

01:27:52.470 --> 01:27:55.729
that ends up in the hands of our protagonist

01:27:55.729 --> 01:28:01.850
only had one bullet in it? I think we just watched.

01:28:02.890 --> 01:28:06.750
tooth fairy part whatever that was what that

01:28:06.750 --> 01:28:09.710
was blood part five yeah and so now this is part

01:28:09.710 --> 01:28:13.890
six yeah yeah this is just a complete it's a

01:28:13.890 --> 01:28:17.710
reimagining of tooth fairy five with a winnie

01:28:17.710 --> 01:28:23.789
the pooh veneer put on it i i wrote in my notes

01:28:23.789 --> 01:28:27.189
also because yeah there is there's just so many

01:28:27.189 --> 01:28:31.529
similarities between between Tooth Fairy and

01:28:31.529 --> 01:28:34.130
Blood and Honey. I don't know how much of, like,

01:28:34.130 --> 01:28:36.409
the production staff is the same, but I imagine

01:28:36.409 --> 01:28:41.529
there's a good bit of overlap. But I was trying

01:28:41.529 --> 01:28:45.189
to, like, catch up on, like, where I'm at in

01:28:45.189 --> 01:28:49.170
my live note -taking, and I wrote, hey, you guys,

01:28:49.310 --> 01:28:55.470
and I don't know why. It had something to do

01:28:55.470 --> 01:29:01.260
with Inez, but... I don't know what it was. Oh,

01:29:01.359 --> 01:29:11.000
man. So they are... They're doing this little

01:29:11.000 --> 01:29:14.220
standoff thing. The gun jams. Piglet gets the

01:29:14.220 --> 01:29:16.399
upper hand. Guns tend to do that when there's

01:29:16.399 --> 01:29:22.579
no bullets left in them. Yeah. They knock Inaz

01:29:22.579 --> 01:29:28.600
out. Pooh pours honey. all over her head. And

01:29:28.600 --> 01:29:33.319
Piglet goes to town. Gets a little snack. In

01:29:33.319 --> 01:29:37.960
this time, all of the girls run. Whoever is left

01:29:37.960 --> 01:29:45.619
over at this point. All but Zoe, I think. Pooh

01:29:45.619 --> 01:29:49.340
sees them and chases after them through these,

01:29:49.399 --> 01:29:54.819
like, wooden tunnels. And one of the girls grabs

01:29:54.819 --> 01:29:58.789
a torch. that is in this wooded tunnel, which

01:29:58.789 --> 01:30:02.970
feels like a bad idea. Yes. Yes, it does. Just

01:30:02.970 --> 01:30:09.710
a thought. And then as she pushes it out to scare

01:30:09.710 --> 01:30:16.789
off Pooh, it works. Who lit those torches? He's

01:30:16.789 --> 01:30:20.720
acting like Frankenstein's monster. Why is he

01:30:20.720 --> 01:30:23.640
afraid of fire all of a sudden? There was a campfire

01:30:23.640 --> 01:30:25.319
in the middle of the last scene, and there's

01:30:25.319 --> 01:30:28.779
torches all along this pathway. There's an explosion

01:30:28.779 --> 01:30:33.579
later on that he... Unfazed. Yeah, he Tom Cruises

01:30:33.579 --> 01:30:36.260
his way through. All of a sudden, he's spooked

01:30:36.260 --> 01:30:40.939
by fire. Yeah, it doesn't make a lick of sense.

01:30:41.579 --> 01:30:47.340
So it cuts back to Zoe, who is still around.

01:30:48.739 --> 01:30:53.180
Piglet and whatever is left of Inez. She finds

01:30:53.180 --> 01:30:57.680
the sledgehammer and just bonks him on the head.

01:30:58.439 --> 01:31:02.079
Knocks out Piglet. This is for blah. This is

01:31:02.079 --> 01:31:05.560
for blah blah. This is for blah blah blah. Before

01:31:05.560 --> 01:31:09.079
we even get to that point, she bonks him on the

01:31:09.079 --> 01:31:12.260
head, knocks out Piglet, and is able to chain

01:31:12.260 --> 01:31:18.439
up this easily 300 pound pig man. Yes, that is

01:31:18.439 --> 01:31:23.979
correct. She weighs maybe 130. Like, she's not

01:31:23.979 --> 01:31:28.760
doing this without, at best, a hernia. Yes. Yes,

01:31:28.819 --> 01:31:31.140
there are going to be some physical therapy bills

01:31:31.140 --> 01:31:37.380
afterwards. She chains him up and takes the sledgehammer

01:31:37.380 --> 01:31:41.560
to him. One hit for every person that has died.

01:31:42.220 --> 01:31:45.319
Kills Piglet. That she cares about. There's only

01:31:45.319 --> 01:31:48.079
three hits. So she only cares about three of

01:31:48.079 --> 01:31:55.979
them. Lara, Alice, and as Maria, I think, I think

01:31:55.979 --> 01:32:00.020
the first one's for Maria. Pretty sure. So at

01:32:00.020 --> 01:32:04.079
this point is, is, is fine. Just walking, walking,

01:32:04.100 --> 01:32:11.420
talking, trying to get out. So, so yeah, she,

01:32:11.560 --> 01:32:15.819
from what we understand, kills piglet. Piglet

01:32:15.819 --> 01:32:20.979
squeals. Pooh is taken off of the girls that

01:32:20.979 --> 01:32:23.079
he's hunting, goes back to try to save his friend,

01:32:23.260 --> 01:32:29.659
puts a machete straight through Zoe's face. Into

01:32:29.659 --> 01:32:35.359
a tree. Into a tree. It is not done at the right

01:32:35.359 --> 01:32:40.479
angle, so it is very clearly... It is not shot

01:32:40.479 --> 01:32:43.119
from the right angle, so it is very clear that...

01:32:43.710 --> 01:32:47.710
There is no contact between the target and the

01:32:47.710 --> 01:32:52.029
weapon. I really need to start adding more context

01:32:52.029 --> 01:32:54.489
because I also have my next note says, is that

01:32:54.489 --> 01:32:59.229
an English cholo? OK, I can fill the I can fill

01:32:59.229 --> 01:33:04.710
the gap in there for you. OK, so. Maria Glasses,

01:33:04.710 --> 01:33:09.229
find this clearing, find this dirt road at the

01:33:09.229 --> 01:33:14.000
end of the dirt road behind them is. Headlights.

01:33:14.000 --> 01:33:16.479
They run up. We have to go. We have to go. We

01:33:16.479 --> 01:33:20.319
have to go. And who is it but our buddy, and

01:33:20.319 --> 01:33:24.319
I did write down his name, Logan. Our American

01:33:24.319 --> 01:33:27.720
British redneck. That's too many things. You

01:33:27.720 --> 01:33:30.460
don't get to be that many things. Also, our British

01:33:30.460 --> 01:33:38.859
cholo. Also, our British native -ish guy. He

01:33:38.859 --> 01:33:44.569
reminded me of... Jonathan Joss. That kind of

01:33:44.569 --> 01:33:50.430
vibe. Sure. Parks and Rec guy. And then the Cockney

01:33:50.430 --> 01:33:58.130
hillbilly dude. Yeah. And so we have four saviors

01:33:58.130 --> 01:34:05.250
in the form of just rough and rowdy. Just looking

01:34:05.250 --> 01:34:08.909
for a good time, fellas. Ladies run up to him.

01:34:09.840 --> 01:34:12.680
And we have to go. We have to go. And in the

01:34:12.680 --> 01:34:16.420
headlights, in the distance, is Winnie the Pooh.

01:34:17.939 --> 01:34:21.779
They get out. The girls get in. They're like,

01:34:21.840 --> 01:34:23.779
no, we need to go. We need to go. And he's like,

01:34:23.880 --> 01:34:27.000
what are you doing, man? You out here looking

01:34:27.000 --> 01:34:31.159
for trouble? You hurting these girls? Because

01:34:31.159 --> 01:34:33.420
we'll fix you right. We'll fix you right, right

01:34:33.420 --> 01:34:40.130
now. We'll do it. And they walk up on him. He's

01:34:40.130 --> 01:34:47.010
just... One of them has a crowbar. That is our

01:34:47.010 --> 01:34:53.189
buddy Logan. Cholo Man has a bat. I don't remember

01:34:53.189 --> 01:34:58.810
what weapon Jonathan Joss has. I didn't think

01:34:58.810 --> 01:35:02.909
he had one. No, actually, he does. He has a beer

01:35:02.909 --> 01:35:09.619
bottle. And the other one has... Something else.

01:35:11.699 --> 01:35:15.619
Anyways, they take turns hitting him. Boom, boom,

01:35:15.720 --> 01:35:18.880
boom, boom, boom. Nine, ten hits with all these

01:35:18.880 --> 01:35:24.439
heavy objects when he's unfazed until he gets

01:35:24.439 --> 01:35:27.859
hit with the beer bottle. That is a step too

01:35:27.859 --> 01:35:34.579
far. And so, you remember how I told you that

01:35:34.579 --> 01:35:41.220
Slab Girl got slapped repeatedly in the face

01:35:41.220 --> 01:35:45.520
while on the slab. And then next scene later,

01:35:45.619 --> 01:35:47.420
she's perfectly fine. No, no damage whatsoever.

01:35:48.060 --> 01:35:51.539
Where beer, beer bottle man here gets slapped

01:35:51.539 --> 01:35:58.500
one time. Half of his face is gone. Yeah. Uh,

01:35:58.680 --> 01:36:02.880
and then he's running up to, uh, the truck and

01:36:02.880 --> 01:36:05.880
trying to escape and then dies from his wounds,

01:36:06.000 --> 01:36:08.659
I guess. Because he just like collapses to the

01:36:08.659 --> 01:36:12.699
ground. Yeah. Next fella, Chola with the baseball

01:36:12.699 --> 01:36:21.340
bat, gets his hand karate chopped off. Oh, so

01:36:21.340 --> 01:36:28.539
he's down. Logan with his crowbar gets taken

01:36:28.539 --> 01:36:32.359
out. And then the last guy makes a run for it.

01:36:33.180 --> 01:36:37.470
And this is where we find out that Winnie. has

01:36:37.470 --> 01:36:44.090
bee summoning powers and he sends a swarm of

01:36:44.090 --> 01:36:46.970
bees after the man that's running away and they

01:36:46.970 --> 01:36:50.550
take him down with little to no effort how does

01:36:50.550 --> 01:36:54.369
he control the bees that you would think that

01:36:54.369 --> 01:36:57.789
they would be mortal enemies yeah i mean he's

01:36:57.789 --> 01:37:04.819
taking all their lives work even eating it just

01:37:04.819 --> 01:37:10.060
smearing it on himself so a little inconsistency

01:37:10.060 --> 01:37:15.380
there girls finally get their wits about them

01:37:15.380 --> 01:37:21.420
start the truck up reversing away from Winnie

01:37:21.420 --> 01:37:27.180
who starts chasing after them somehow ends up

01:37:27.180 --> 01:37:31.710
behind the reversing truck They take off pulling

01:37:31.710 --> 01:37:33.829
forward because they think they've lost him.

01:37:34.510 --> 01:37:37.930
And then they're tearing down the road. What

01:37:37.930 --> 01:37:40.930
do you know? Winnie's grabbed onto the back of

01:37:40.930 --> 01:37:44.170
the bed of the truck and climbing his way up

01:37:44.170 --> 01:37:48.289
there. There is a good bit of this scene where

01:37:48.289 --> 01:37:52.050
Winnie is on top of the truck, not holding on

01:37:52.050 --> 01:37:55.029
to anything. And they're going extremely fast

01:37:55.029 --> 01:37:58.229
if you consider the fog that is moving around

01:37:58.229 --> 01:38:02.020
them. And he's just like, I don't know how heavy

01:38:02.020 --> 01:38:04.819
you would have to be to be able to be stable

01:38:04.819 --> 01:38:08.060
in that particular situation. But I've been in

01:38:08.060 --> 01:38:11.300
a truck bed on a dirt road. You feel like you've

01:38:11.300 --> 01:38:14.539
gotten concussed going 10 miles an hour. You're

01:38:14.539 --> 01:38:18.000
not staying flat on the bed of that truck. The

01:38:18.000 --> 01:38:21.840
slightest pothole, you're bouncing up and down.

01:38:21.899 --> 01:38:25.619
You're lucky to stay in the bed. Yeah. Yeah.

01:38:26.699 --> 01:38:32.550
But hey. Maria is courteous enough, knowing that

01:38:32.550 --> 01:38:37.449
Winnie is not secured to the roof of the vehicle

01:38:37.449 --> 01:38:41.850
that he is currently on top of, to not swerve,

01:38:41.850 --> 01:38:45.430
to avoid, I guess, every pothole in this dirt

01:38:45.430 --> 01:38:49.029
road, and to just drive as carefully as possible

01:38:49.029 --> 01:38:52.369
as someone who is going 60 miles down a dirt

01:38:52.369 --> 01:38:57.550
road can with a 300 -pound man -bear on top of

01:38:57.550 --> 01:39:01.720
the roof. He even gets a chance to climb over

01:39:01.720 --> 01:39:05.100
and like by the windshield and do a little peekaboo.

01:39:05.220 --> 01:39:09.800
Punches the window a couple times. Some Teflon

01:39:09.800 --> 01:39:15.039
windshield. And she finally gets the wherewithal

01:39:15.039 --> 01:39:20.260
to willingly, willingly hit the brakes. Pooh

01:39:20.260 --> 01:39:31.119
goes flying off the roof. That is the dumbest

01:39:31.119 --> 01:39:37.699
one to be actually funny. And so Maria knew that

01:39:37.699 --> 01:39:40.079
she was hitting the brakes, knew that a sudden

01:39:40.079 --> 01:39:43.619
stop was coming. Her head still goes flying into

01:39:43.619 --> 01:39:49.020
the steering wheel. And for like the ninth person,

01:39:49.060 --> 01:39:55.340
this movie is unconscious and 1000 % concussed.

01:39:55.770 --> 01:39:58.210
Why do none of the vehicles in this movie have

01:39:58.210 --> 01:40:00.109
airbags? That is a great question. Do they not

01:40:00.109 --> 01:40:03.029
require them in the UK? I don't know. We have

01:40:03.029 --> 01:40:05.729
to make some UK friends. We might be able to

01:40:05.729 --> 01:40:08.350
get some answers from Guinea -Bissau or Angola,

01:40:08.390 --> 01:40:11.109
but not the UK yet. I would be interested to

01:40:11.109 --> 01:40:12.989
learn what they have to say, too. What do your

01:40:12.989 --> 01:40:15.829
road safety laws look like? How likely are you

01:40:15.829 --> 01:40:19.409
to get struck by a man -bear pig? Oh, and before

01:40:19.409 --> 01:40:22.710
you know it, as soon as Maria comes to again,

01:40:23.069 --> 01:40:27.039
Winnie's grabbing... Glasses girl out of the

01:40:27.039 --> 01:40:30.699
passenger seat, drags her to the front of the

01:40:30.699 --> 01:40:34.720
truck, still on the headlights, and then in the

01:40:34.720 --> 01:40:37.500
blink of an eye, removes her head from her body

01:40:37.500 --> 01:40:40.479
and is just holding it there. And then, just

01:40:40.479 --> 01:40:43.920
for shizzles and giggles, throws her friend's

01:40:43.920 --> 01:40:48.380
head onto the windshield, at which point Maria

01:40:48.380 --> 01:40:52.079
thinks it's a good idea to just run the wipers,

01:40:52.140 --> 01:40:57.529
just play ping pong. With her buddy's head. With

01:40:57.529 --> 01:41:01.130
the friend that she is so close to that she is

01:41:01.130 --> 01:41:04.590
the only one that told about this terrifying

01:41:04.590 --> 01:41:08.289
event that happened in her life. She is now playing

01:41:08.289 --> 01:41:10.590
ping pong with windshield wipers with her head.

01:41:10.890 --> 01:41:13.229
Smearing blood all over the entire windshield.

01:41:13.310 --> 01:41:16.949
Cannot see anything anymore. Goes to start the

01:41:16.949 --> 01:41:19.250
truck and wouldn't you know it, truck won't start.

01:41:19.470 --> 01:41:22.729
Don't you hate when that happens? When your friends...

01:41:23.039 --> 01:41:25.880
Neck blood is all over your windshield, and you

01:41:25.880 --> 01:41:27.380
just want to get out of there. You just want

01:41:27.380 --> 01:41:29.859
to get home, and your truck won't start. And

01:41:29.859 --> 01:41:33.560
then, of course, Winnie, as he does, goes to

01:41:33.560 --> 01:41:36.340
the driver's side, pulls Maria out of the car,

01:41:36.479 --> 01:41:40.180
and is about to kill her when we get a little

01:41:40.180 --> 01:41:45.199
surprise. Christopher Robin himself just pins

01:41:45.199 --> 01:41:49.920
Winnie to the front of this truck with this vehicle

01:41:49.920 --> 01:41:54.159
that he found. In the middle of the woods. It's

01:41:54.159 --> 01:41:57.340
not the Fiat that Maria arrived in with a bunch

01:41:57.340 --> 01:42:01.859
of the friends. And it's not Tina's car. So it's

01:42:01.859 --> 01:42:03.640
just an extra vehicle that was laying around.

01:42:04.159 --> 01:42:06.479
I assumed it was his. Because he would have had

01:42:06.479 --> 01:42:09.699
to have found the car and also the keys. Wouldn't

01:42:09.699 --> 01:42:13.100
his be two hours away? Depends on what direction

01:42:13.100 --> 01:42:15.619
they were actually walking. They may have just

01:42:15.619 --> 01:42:17.460
walked in one big old circle. They just went

01:42:17.460 --> 01:42:19.119
the wrong direction at first. They may have.

01:42:19.260 --> 01:42:23.659
That is a good point. Anyways. So for all intents

01:42:23.659 --> 01:42:28.079
and purposes, Winnie is incapacitated. You see

01:42:28.079 --> 01:42:31.520
gasoline dripping from, or petrol, as it would

01:42:31.520 --> 01:42:34.880
be called there, dripping from the tank. So you

01:42:34.880 --> 01:42:36.319
know what's going to happen. You know what's

01:42:36.319 --> 01:42:41.000
going to happen. I speak in freedom units. Get

01:42:41.000 --> 01:42:45.520
that metric out of here. And so they hobble away.

01:42:45.680 --> 01:42:50.020
They get to a not safe enough distance for a

01:42:50.020 --> 01:42:52.630
car. that is leaking gasoline and is already

01:42:52.630 --> 01:42:55.090
on fire, but they decide to just take a rest

01:42:55.090 --> 01:42:58.250
there. At this point, Winnie has had it. He is

01:42:58.250 --> 01:43:01.829
done with all this nonsense. He musters everything

01:43:01.829 --> 01:43:07.270
he can to push these two vehicles, which apparently

01:43:07.270 --> 01:43:10.869
happen to be in neutral, off of him. He pushes

01:43:10.869 --> 01:43:12.750
the one in front of him, just a little tap, and

01:43:12.750 --> 01:43:15.329
then it just starts scooting back. And then the

01:43:15.329 --> 01:43:17.149
one behind him, he doesn't even push. He just

01:43:17.149 --> 01:43:19.449
backs up against, and then it just goes rolling

01:43:19.449 --> 01:43:21.789
down the hill behind him. You know how unlucky

01:43:21.789 --> 01:43:25.390
you have to be to get pinned against a vehicle

01:43:25.390 --> 01:43:27.949
that is in neutral and has absolutely nothing

01:43:27.949 --> 01:43:30.550
behind it? Winnie is not having the best day.

01:43:30.649 --> 01:43:33.550
That's all I'm trying to say. And so this is

01:43:33.550 --> 01:43:37.310
where we get our Jason Bourne, Ethan Hunt moment,

01:43:37.489 --> 01:43:41.789
where these two cars just explode, and Winnie's

01:43:41.789 --> 01:43:45.340
just walking away completely unfazed. The thing

01:43:45.340 --> 01:43:49.300
that was just scared of fire not 20 minutes ago.

01:43:49.399 --> 01:43:55.960
He grabs Maria and wants to kill her, obviously.

01:43:56.619 --> 01:44:02.520
And Maria and Chris have this very weird interaction.

01:44:03.000 --> 01:44:07.500
Like they have just been lovers for their entire

01:44:07.500 --> 01:44:11.000
lives. They've trauma bonded already. Everyone

01:44:11.000 --> 01:44:13.439
else they know is dead. They have been together.

01:44:14.229 --> 01:44:17.029
in each other's presence for a grand total of

01:44:17.029 --> 01:44:24.510
maybe three minutes. And he's begging with Winnie,

01:44:24.630 --> 01:44:27.250
please don't. No, no. Why are you doing this?

01:44:27.289 --> 01:44:32.310
Why won't you stop? And this is where we get

01:44:32.310 --> 01:44:37.010
the one line out of Winnie, which I don't think

01:44:37.010 --> 01:44:40.670
we mentioned before, but in the animation, whenever

01:44:40.670 --> 01:44:44.409
they went feral, they. Took a vow of silence.

01:44:44.930 --> 01:44:47.010
They decided they were never going to speak again.

01:44:47.829 --> 01:44:53.670
Inez said before she got got that they spoke

01:44:53.670 --> 01:44:59.470
in a very broken English. And then now we get

01:44:59.470 --> 01:45:02.390
the one line that actually comes from them. And

01:45:02.390 --> 01:45:07.609
when he just says you left and then cuts Maria's

01:45:07.609 --> 01:45:12.149
throat and throws her to the ground and. uh christopher

01:45:12.149 --> 01:45:15.310
robin acts like he just lost the love of his

01:45:15.310 --> 01:45:19.630
life all over again yeah his one true love is

01:45:19.630 --> 01:45:21.989
gone right in front of his eyes and they're like

01:45:21.989 --> 01:45:26.090
real close and all like about to kiss and it's

01:45:26.090 --> 01:45:28.289
just it's very weird it was very unearned it

01:45:28.289 --> 01:45:31.409
was not i think it could be argued that that

01:45:31.409 --> 01:45:36.930
was more so his grief for losing all of his childhood

01:45:36.930 --> 01:45:39.479
friends This was the thing that actually just

01:45:39.479 --> 01:45:41.939
like finally was like, oh, they're not coming

01:45:41.939 --> 01:45:46.439
back. Maybe. That could be. He had that little

01:45:46.439 --> 01:45:50.560
bit of hope that like maybe Pooh would like remember

01:45:50.560 --> 01:45:54.239
that they were friends. Maybe he would like remember

01:45:54.239 --> 01:45:56.979
that they were friends when he was still chained

01:45:56.979 --> 01:46:02.539
up. And then you left and then just. That is

01:46:02.539 --> 01:46:04.539
possible. I didn't think of it from that angle.

01:46:05.180 --> 01:46:09.380
Slit Maria's throat. But then we realized that

01:46:09.380 --> 01:46:14.000
maybe Winnie's true intentions were to psychologically

01:46:14.000 --> 01:46:19.380
torture Christopher instead of physically torturing

01:46:19.380 --> 01:46:24.279
and killing him because he lets Christopher run

01:46:24.279 --> 01:46:27.979
off into the woods while he is busy stabbing

01:46:27.979 --> 01:46:31.699
Maria in the head roughly 30 times. Well, after

01:46:31.699 --> 01:46:34.899
she's already bled out. Yes. She's very dead.

01:46:35.600 --> 01:46:38.890
And... That doesn't stop him. Because why would

01:46:38.890 --> 01:46:45.949
it? Cut to credits. And I'll... Iron Man. There

01:46:45.949 --> 01:46:48.970
is a little bit at the very end of the credits

01:46:48.970 --> 01:46:52.750
that says Winnie the Pooh will be back. Boy,

01:46:52.750 --> 01:46:57.890
was he. Neither time that I watched this film

01:46:57.890 --> 01:47:00.989
did I stick around long enough to see that. We

01:47:00.989 --> 01:47:04.850
saw it the first time. Oh, did we? Honestly...

01:47:05.490 --> 01:47:08.149
All of this was a blur. I had it in my head that

01:47:08.149 --> 01:47:12.789
we saw the boobs at the jacuzzi. So when the

01:47:12.789 --> 01:47:14.489
jacuzzi popped up, I was like, hell yeah, here

01:47:14.489 --> 01:47:19.329
we go. But no. You only get one set. Only one.

01:47:19.470 --> 01:47:22.710
That's it. Do you want to hear my ranking for

01:47:22.710 --> 01:47:26.850
this movie? Yes, I would actually. I gave this

01:47:26.850 --> 01:47:34.819
movie 20 out of 100 acres. There is one particular

01:47:34.819 --> 01:47:39.939
thing that irks me in any movie, but it's especially

01:47:39.939 --> 01:47:42.479
prevalent in low -budget horror because it's

01:47:42.479 --> 01:47:48.739
a really cheap way to build tension. Do you know

01:47:48.739 --> 01:47:52.520
what a Dutch angle is? Yes. Oh, I had that in

01:47:52.520 --> 01:47:55.220
my notes too, but I forgot to mention it. Half

01:47:55.220 --> 01:47:58.579
of this movie is done in Dutch angles. If you're

01:47:58.579 --> 01:48:02.079
not familiar, Dutch angles are... Essentially

01:48:02.079 --> 01:48:06.659
where the cinematographer is trying to create

01:48:06.659 --> 01:48:09.659
tension and they do so by making a scene that

01:48:09.659 --> 01:48:12.720
doesn't look right. And so they'll tilt the camera.

01:48:13.000 --> 01:48:16.560
You'll have a like skewed version of whatever

01:48:16.560 --> 01:48:18.439
you're supposed to be looking at. And it makes

01:48:18.439 --> 01:48:21.119
you uncomfortable. I think that they are cop

01:48:21.119 --> 01:48:26.000
out shots. They are just like you can maybe get

01:48:26.000 --> 01:48:28.199
away with like one or two and have it done well.

01:48:28.750 --> 01:48:30.949
But if half of your movie is Dutch Angles, you

01:48:30.949 --> 01:48:33.810
have failed. You need a better tripod, if nothing

01:48:33.810 --> 01:48:38.670
else. Yes. Is it possible that maybe they blew

01:48:38.670 --> 01:48:43.810
all their budget on the CGI blood and the animation?

01:48:44.250 --> 01:48:46.409
So they had to sell the tripod. And they lost

01:48:46.409 --> 01:48:50.590
a tripod leg and had no way to replace it. Is

01:48:50.590 --> 01:48:55.270
that possible? I love your optimism. Yes, I will

01:48:55.270 --> 01:49:02.569
accept that. Thor 2. is notorious for being almost

01:49:02.569 --> 01:49:08.329
entirely in Dutch angles. Why? I don't know,

01:49:08.350 --> 01:49:10.850
man. I don't know. It's definitely the worst

01:49:10.850 --> 01:49:16.069
Thor. So I'm not saying that's why. I'm saying

01:49:16.069 --> 01:49:20.930
that doesn't help. It's not not why. It's not

01:49:20.930 --> 01:49:26.319
not why. That is correct. I did give it a couple

01:49:26.319 --> 01:49:29.199
more points because I do appreciate that they

01:49:29.199 --> 01:49:32.859
used actual weapons. To be fair, I might just

01:49:32.859 --> 01:49:37.180
be holding on to a bit of a grudge against Tooth

01:49:37.180 --> 01:49:41.239
Fairy and their Spirit Halloween props. Hey,

01:49:41.279 --> 01:49:44.899
hey. I went to Spirit Halloween today. Yeah.

01:49:45.020 --> 01:49:49.539
And they are, one, very proud of the products

01:49:49.539 --> 01:49:51.899
that they have in store. It's reflected in their

01:49:51.899 --> 01:50:00.930
prices. And two, They have a plethora of believable

01:50:00.930 --> 01:50:06.210
props that you could use. Yeah. I live across

01:50:06.210 --> 01:50:08.170
the street from a Spirit Halloween, and it was

01:50:08.170 --> 01:50:14.170
a bit of a bummer going in this year. Yeah? Everything.

01:50:15.970 --> 01:50:19.909
We made the mistake of going to one that didn't

01:50:19.909 --> 01:50:23.069
have the decorations, just had costumes. Oh,

01:50:23.069 --> 01:50:26.880
okay. We wanted to go to ones with the decorations

01:50:26.880 --> 01:50:28.579
that had all the stuff that popped out because

01:50:28.579 --> 01:50:33.520
the kids were losing their minds. And it's like

01:50:33.520 --> 01:50:36.279
haunted house light. Like it's controllable haunted

01:50:36.279 --> 01:50:41.960
house. Sure. It's still fluorescently lit. Nothing's

01:50:41.960 --> 01:50:43.680
going to pop out at you that you don't. And even

01:50:43.680 --> 01:50:48.359
there, the middle one was having difficulties

01:50:48.359 --> 01:50:54.439
with seeing some of the. the costumes on display

01:50:54.439 --> 01:50:58.020
so do you ever see taking them to a haunted house

01:50:58.020 --> 01:51:02.300
do you think that'll ever be their their vibe

01:51:02.300 --> 01:51:04.380
maybe the middle will come around i don't think

01:51:04.380 --> 01:51:09.020
the oldest ever will uh youngest youngest she

01:51:09.020 --> 01:51:13.140
can be a firecracker so maybe i don't know yeah

01:51:13.140 --> 01:51:14.939
i think the oldest is an absolute non -starter

01:51:14.939 --> 01:51:17.640
but i think you could convince the younger too

01:51:17.640 --> 01:51:23.189
yeah only time will tell Only time will tell.

01:51:23.510 --> 01:51:27.250
But is there anything that you can take away

01:51:27.250 --> 01:51:30.390
from this movie? Same thing that I said at the

01:51:30.390 --> 01:51:32.149
beginning. Google the place that you're staying.

01:51:33.329 --> 01:51:39.090
If there are double to triple digits worth of

01:51:39.090 --> 01:51:42.069
reports of people going missing or being found

01:51:42.069 --> 01:51:48.050
mutilated in that area, maybe don't. Maybe don't.

01:51:48.069 --> 01:51:52.000
I would go so far as to say if... The word mutilated

01:51:52.000 --> 01:51:55.039
comes up in any query about a place that you

01:51:55.039 --> 01:52:00.460
are looking to spend time at. Maybe spend a little

01:52:00.460 --> 01:52:05.060
more time finding somewhere more suitable. If

01:52:05.060 --> 01:52:08.539
you are buying a gun for protection, perhaps

01:52:08.539 --> 01:52:13.119
check how many things are in the chamber. Preferably

01:52:13.119 --> 01:52:18.180
more than one. Ideally, yeah. It seems to be

01:52:18.180 --> 01:52:21.449
a problem that we run into a lot. That is true.

01:52:22.329 --> 01:52:26.729
My takeaway from this would be. Never abandon

01:52:26.729 --> 01:52:29.970
your imaginary friends because one day they may

01:52:29.970 --> 01:52:33.710
come back and murder you and everyone that you

01:52:33.710 --> 01:52:40.590
hold dear. That is true. I do. I'm not going

01:52:40.590 --> 01:52:42.649
to spoil anything from the second movie, but

01:52:42.649 --> 01:52:47.010
I need you to watch it soon. OK. I will. You

01:52:47.010 --> 01:52:49.399
don't have to make it one of the. one of these

01:52:49.399 --> 01:52:53.359
episodes, but we'll see how this one does and

01:52:53.359 --> 01:52:58.199
see if, uh, people would be interested in the

01:52:58.199 --> 01:53:02.760
second, second one. We'll see. All right. Well,

01:53:02.840 --> 01:53:06.680
with that, we'll see ya. Peace out, ghoul scouts.