WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.279 About six feet of gums on top and bottom that 00:00:03.279 --> 00:00:06.419 do not move the entire time this creature is 00:00:06.419 --> 00:00:28.399 speaking What's up, how are you doing today well 00:00:29.789 --> 00:00:32.710 I probably would be a lot better had I not watched 00:00:32.710 --> 00:00:36.490 this movie. That is a fair statement. For our 00:00:36.490 --> 00:00:38.770 listeners out there, we have switched the format 00:00:38.770 --> 00:00:43.009 just a little bit today. We are testing out movie 00:00:43.009 --> 00:00:46.109 critiques, movie reviews, just a movie discussion 00:00:46.109 --> 00:00:51.829 on a low budget. Unbelievably low budget. It 00:00:51.829 --> 00:00:55.210 feels like a film school project that somebody 00:00:55.210 --> 00:00:59.539 maybe got a B minus on. And that's... That's 00:00:59.539 --> 00:01:03.200 giving him a little grace. Yeah, maybe. It's 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:07.000 not exactly Citizen Kane. The movie that we are 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:10.340 discussing today is Tooth Fairy, A Drill to Kill. 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:16.519 Yeah, I unknowingly watched this movie on your 00:01:16.519 --> 00:01:20.579 suggestion, with it being the fifth in the series 00:01:20.579 --> 00:01:26.159 of Tooth Fairy movies. I did not realize. So 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:28.260 the reason that I picked this movie was because 00:01:28.379 --> 00:01:30.939 It has shown up in my peacock. Like you might 00:01:30.939 --> 00:01:34.400 also like movies a hundred times because I've 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:37.840 been in a stint of really bad, like low budget 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:39.459 horror movies, starting with Winnie the Pooh, 00:01:39.459 --> 00:01:43.459 Blood and Honey, and did not realize that this 00:01:43.459 --> 00:01:45.879 one was actually originally titled Tooth Fairy 00:01:45.879 --> 00:01:51.079 Five, which feels like the first two movies were 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:54.120 the Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Larry the Cable 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:58.819 Guy ones. I feel like some people might get confused 00:01:58.819 --> 00:02:03.299 in the same way that the Jack Frost movies might 00:02:03.299 --> 00:02:06.459 be confused. I definitely did not watch the other 00:02:06.459 --> 00:02:08.939 Jack Frost on accident, but I wish that I had. 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:12.500 I wish that I had not actively sought out that 00:02:12.500 --> 00:02:16.560 god -awful movie. Did you ever watch that one? 00:02:16.879 --> 00:02:21.360 Eaton? No. No. I haven't seen the killer Jack 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:25.810 Frost one. I've only seen the heartwarming movie 00:02:25.810 --> 00:02:28.409 about the snowman trying to make his way back 00:02:28.409 --> 00:02:32.150 to his family. To be fair, even the good one 00:02:32.150 --> 00:02:36.389 is real creepy. Very. Heartwarming story, sure, 00:02:36.909 --> 00:02:41.050 but CGI is just rough. But they are able to get 00:02:41.050 --> 00:02:46.289 his mannerisms to shine through in snowman form 00:02:46.289 --> 00:02:50.370 very well in that movie. This is true. Maybe 00:02:50.370 --> 00:02:53.830 I am not on the right side of this argument. 00:02:54.159 --> 00:02:57.460 Maybe plenty of people will disagree perhaps 00:02:57.460 --> 00:03:01.780 so tooth fairy a drill to kill unfortunately 00:03:01.780 --> 00:03:06.580 the fifth in the franchise a brief little spoiler 00:03:06.580 --> 00:03:09.699 filled synopsis of this movie in 60 seconds or 00:03:09.699 --> 00:03:13.199 less a year after a not really explained mass 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:15.240 murder of a classroom of children on a field 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:17.199 trip the love child of the girl from the ring 00:03:17.199 --> 00:03:19.520 and rocky dennis returns to kill the surviving 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:22.400 teacher and her new co -workers the movie for 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:24.740 some reason, is subtitled a drill to kill but 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:27.439 contains both zero drills and zero real stakes 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:29.500 as all the deaths seem to happen in slow motion. 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:32.759 After the deaths of a security guard, the obligatory 00:03:32.759 --> 00:03:35.039 about -to -have -sex couple, and someone who 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:36.759 I'm pretty sure was the principal but is not 00:03:36.759 --> 00:03:40.460 given a shred of backstory, the sister of the 00:03:40.460 --> 00:03:42.860 surviving teacher and her friend escape the school 00:03:42.860 --> 00:03:46.289 only to be murdered one scene later. It is revealed 00:03:46.289 --> 00:03:48.370 10 minutes to the end of this painfully slow 00:03:48.370 --> 00:03:50.770 movie that the killer used to be punished for 00:03:50.770 --> 00:03:53.050 not brushing her teeth because her mother claimed 00:03:53.050 --> 00:03:56.909 the devil hid in cavities or some such nonsense. 00:03:57.870 --> 00:04:00.270 Now, she's out here doing the greater good of 00:04:00.270 --> 00:04:02.889 ridding people of the devil by killing them and 00:04:02.889 --> 00:04:07.009 ripping out their teeth. Okay, first off, I'm 00:04:07.009 --> 00:04:11.689 coming in hot. So, the entire time you're waiting 00:04:11.689 --> 00:04:15.849 to see, and again, This was my first foray into 00:04:15.849 --> 00:04:19.410 the Tooth Fairy franchise. So I have no backstory. 00:04:19.569 --> 00:04:22.310 I don't know if they explain this at some other 00:04:22.310 --> 00:04:25.470 point in the first four. But you're waiting for 00:04:25.470 --> 00:04:33.170 some sort of justification for why this supernatural 00:04:33.170 --> 00:04:38.430 silly person is killing these people and taking 00:04:38.430 --> 00:04:42.920 their teeth. And then you find out that It's 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:46.519 because she says the devil hides in rotten teeth. 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:50.860 Okay, sure. That makes sense. But what doesn't 00:04:50.860 --> 00:04:55.240 make sense is every single kill, she is just 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:59.439 non -discerningly bashing people's teeth out 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:03.000 and then just collecting them. They also all 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:05.660 have really nice teeth. They all have really 00:05:05.660 --> 00:05:08.420 nice teeth, yeah. Which is funny because it's 00:05:08.420 --> 00:05:11.889 not until Almost three minutes into the film 00:05:11.889 --> 00:05:13.990 that you realize that all these people are either 00:05:13.990 --> 00:05:17.449 British or Scottish or not Scottish Irish when 00:05:17.449 --> 00:05:21.069 they start talking and I don't know if you're 00:05:21.069 --> 00:05:23.990 trying to collect healthy teeth I don't think 00:05:23.990 --> 00:05:26.550 the UK is where I'm going. Well, she's not trying 00:05:26.550 --> 00:05:29.110 to collect healthy teeth, right? Isn't that why 00:05:29.110 --> 00:05:31.509 she's going after the Brits? But she is she does 00:05:31.509 --> 00:05:34.970 she collects healthy teeth the entire movie there's 00:05:34.970 --> 00:05:39.529 not a shred of gingivitis on any of the teeth 00:05:39.529 --> 00:05:42.569 that she ends up with. How could you tell? As 00:05:42.569 --> 00:05:46.350 soon as she strikes, their mouths are full of 00:05:46.350 --> 00:05:49.730 awful CGI fake blood and loose teeth. Of just 00:05:49.730 --> 00:05:54.430 loose teeth that they spit out. There's one scene 00:05:54.430 --> 00:05:59.529 towards the end where this woman gets hit with 00:05:59.529 --> 00:06:03.930 a hammer in the forehead and then lays on the 00:06:03.930 --> 00:06:09.129 ground and then Just a little pool of drool blood 00:06:09.129 --> 00:06:12.670 comes out and then along with it like four perfectly 00:06:12.670 --> 00:06:15.709 fine teeth Just all plopped down on the floor. 00:06:15.709 --> 00:06:18.670 It's a magic hammer. She's like fix -it Felix, 00:06:18.910 --> 00:06:22.389 but wrong It's a magic. It's a magic lots of 00:06:22.389 --> 00:06:25.670 stuff Physics does not play a heavy role in this 00:06:25.670 --> 00:06:30.769 movie. It does not the stage fighting is a beast 00:06:30.769 --> 00:06:35.550 unto itself I've not I'm absolutely unqualified 00:06:35.550 --> 00:06:37.550 to talk about almost all of this aside from the 00:06:37.550 --> 00:06:39.550 fact that I do love a good low budget movie, 00:06:40.050 --> 00:06:46.129 but I don't think it is that hard to fake stab 00:06:46.129 --> 00:06:48.769 someone in a movie. Like it's just a matter of 00:06:48.769 --> 00:06:51.709 perspective and they don't, it doesn't look like 00:06:51.709 --> 00:06:54.529 any of the weapons get anywhere near the person 00:06:54.529 --> 00:06:59.170 that they're theoretically harming. Except for 00:06:59.170 --> 00:07:02.610 the first girl, the one who survived the original 00:07:02.610 --> 00:07:05.800 attack. who gets chiseled in the mouth and that 00:07:05.800 --> 00:07:11.040 chisel actually does make contact. So the movie 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:14.379 starts out with like the tropius trope of all 00:07:14.379 --> 00:07:19.680 horror movies. I understand why it can be unsettling 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:22.120 if you hadn't seen it a trillion times before. 00:07:23.019 --> 00:07:26.899 It's an establishing shot of just a building. 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:29.579 You can't tell what the building is but then 00:07:29.579 --> 00:07:32.699 there's like these paint can planter things. 00:07:32.990 --> 00:07:35.949 on strings that are in this little, like, makeshift 00:07:35.949 --> 00:07:39.790 garden, and then they're just swinging in the 00:07:39.790 --> 00:07:43.269 wind. And that's your, that's, that is what is 00:07:43.269 --> 00:07:46.370 going to set the tone for this whole movie. And 00:07:46.370 --> 00:07:50.709 then after that, it switches to a face -on shot 00:07:50.709 --> 00:07:54.069 of a building with a playground in the foreground. 00:07:54.769 --> 00:07:59.430 It's called, what is it? Claire's House School, 00:08:00.029 --> 00:08:02.769 which I'm, it's, I'm assuming it's like a Is 00:08:02.769 --> 00:08:07.269 it a daycare? Is it just our elementary school? 00:08:07.649 --> 00:08:10.250 I think it's supposed to be an elementary school. 00:08:10.550 --> 00:08:13.269 Because the layout of the building makes no sense 00:08:13.269 --> 00:08:17.709 whatsoever. But the first, the thing that catches 00:08:17.709 --> 00:08:19.970 your eye is the fact that the playground off 00:08:19.970 --> 00:08:23.149 to the side is completely unlevel and crooked. 00:08:24.029 --> 00:08:27.670 Did you notice that? I did not. Yeah, it is very 00:08:27.670 --> 00:08:31.370 crooked and very distracting. I might have to 00:08:31.370 --> 00:08:34.750 go re -watch that first scene again. I was not 00:08:34.750 --> 00:08:39.529 as tuned in to set design until things started 00:08:39.529 --> 00:08:42.730 happening, or until we got to the teacher's lounge 00:08:42.730 --> 00:08:45.309 that is decorated in the most ridiculous fashion. 00:08:45.929 --> 00:08:49.230 And like blood red walls. Blood red walls, and 00:08:49.230 --> 00:08:52.950 for some reason it's just one giant conference 00:08:52.950 --> 00:08:55.850 room table covered in a zebra print tablecloth. 00:08:56.090 --> 00:09:00.110 There's a whiteboard on one side and that's it. 00:09:01.169 --> 00:09:04.490 Oh, I've got plenty to say about the set design. 00:09:04.990 --> 00:09:08.250 And I hope they're listening because these movies 00:09:08.250 --> 00:09:11.929 can be something and you just have to be a little 00:09:11.929 --> 00:09:16.029 receptive to criticism. This is true, yeah. This 00:09:16.029 --> 00:09:19.429 one was built for the Razzies for sure. Yeah. 00:09:20.090 --> 00:09:23.389 Just an overall opinion or an overall statement 00:09:23.389 --> 00:09:27.100 about the movie is that they keep referencing 00:09:27.100 --> 00:09:31.460 that it is a school night, implying that there's 00:09:31.460 --> 00:09:34.740 going to be school the next day. At no point 00:09:34.740 --> 00:09:38.340 during this entire, well, one flashback, one 00:09:38.340 --> 00:09:42.600 flashback, and it makes no sense. It takes place 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:45.059 with kids in a basement that look completely 00:09:45.059 --> 00:09:47.860 fine and they're just like, and then the tooth 00:09:47.860 --> 00:09:49.539 fairy is up at the top of the staircase. That's 00:09:49.539 --> 00:09:52.259 literally the only children you see in this entire 00:09:52.259 --> 00:09:57.100 movie. And every bit of it happens during the 00:09:57.100 --> 00:10:03.700 day, except for one scene like maybe 10 minutes 00:10:03.700 --> 00:10:07.179 into the start of the movie. And that's when 00:10:07.179 --> 00:10:12.919 Sammy is killed? Yeah. One thing I will give 00:10:12.919 --> 00:10:16.299 it is that it did do the protagonist switcheroo 00:10:16.299 --> 00:10:20.960 on us. Is that in the pros column? Are you for 00:10:20.960 --> 00:10:23.269 the protagonist? I wasn't expecting it. I mean 00:10:23.269 --> 00:10:27.450 it worked because you follow the story of this 00:10:27.450 --> 00:10:30.669 first lady and then 20 minutes in when you finally 00:10:30.669 --> 00:10:34.009 get the title card of the movie after she dies 00:10:34.009 --> 00:10:37.210 and then you realize that she wasn't the protagonist, 00:10:37.230 --> 00:10:38.769 there's actually this lady that's going to be 00:10:38.769 --> 00:10:41.370 taking over the rest of the movie. Being a sad 00:10:41.370 --> 00:10:43.909 sack and a terrible actress but neither here 00:10:43.909 --> 00:10:47.710 nor there. As far as the everything takes place 00:10:47.710 --> 00:10:51.370 during the day, one of the bits of dialogue that 00:10:51.519 --> 00:10:54.679 irritated me the most. It was a very little part 00:10:54.679 --> 00:10:56.759 of the dialogue I could actually understand of 00:10:56.759 --> 00:11:01.259 the villain because I needed subtitles for every 00:11:01.259 --> 00:11:05.600 every bit of that. She sounds like RFK. Okay. 00:11:06.639 --> 00:11:10.480 Did she not? She had the same like vocal affectation 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:12.879 just with the British accent. I'm not saying 00:11:12.879 --> 00:11:16.799 it's a negative. I was trying to place it and 00:11:16.799 --> 00:11:21.240 the closest thing I could come up with is One 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:24.240 of the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz with emphysema 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:29.720 is what the tooth fairy sounded like. Munchkin 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:33.460 with emphysema. Alright, let's go with that. 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:35.960 One of the only parts of dialogue that I could 00:11:35.960 --> 00:11:38.039 actually understand without the subtitles was 00:11:38.039 --> 00:11:42.940 that the tooth fairy in question goes, it's almost 00:11:42.940 --> 00:11:45.840 time for the children to come back. They're about 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:47.740 to be skipping their merry way over here or something 00:11:47.740 --> 00:11:51.750 like that. Has a whole night transpired? Are 00:11:51.750 --> 00:11:54.250 we at the next day already? That's what it would 00:11:54.250 --> 00:11:58.690 imply, but never once did that happen. The sun 00:11:58.690 --> 00:12:02.309 does not go down. What time is this school? Did 00:12:02.309 --> 00:12:05.889 it get out at six in the morning? For a movie 00:12:05.889 --> 00:12:11.029 that takes almost entirely place inside of a 00:12:11.029 --> 00:12:14.570 building, you have a real good grasp on what 00:12:14.570 --> 00:12:17.929 time of day it is outside, and it is never nighttime. 00:12:18.269 --> 00:12:21.970 Yeah. So after you get your establishing shots, 00:12:22.070 --> 00:12:26.029 you find out that they're in a school. You are 00:12:26.029 --> 00:12:31.190 greeted by the first protagonist who is Sammy. 00:12:32.070 --> 00:12:35.230 And like we said, she's a maybe elementary teacher. 00:12:35.669 --> 00:12:40.210 The walls are a little much. It seems like they 00:12:40.210 --> 00:12:43.309 just Googled pictures of what, like a first grade? 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:45.799 room would look like and they just picked everything 00:12:45.799 --> 00:12:48.919 and they got a big mat on the floor which is 00:12:48.919 --> 00:12:51.700 very very appropriate for first grade but did 00:12:51.700 --> 00:12:54.200 you notice that there was not a single desk in 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:56.320 that room except for the one that sammy was sitting 00:12:56.320 --> 00:12:59.259 at grading papers i did yeah one of the things 00:12:59.259 --> 00:13:02.299 that like grew me and this is entirely based 00:13:02.299 --> 00:13:06.299 on my own assumptions i think do they teach kids 00:13:06.299 --> 00:13:08.919 in the uk spanish that's what i was wondering 00:13:08.919 --> 00:13:12.559 too Almost all of the decorations had the English 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:15.080 and the Spanish version of the words, like the 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:17.379 numbers and letters and stuff. Do they teach 00:13:17.379 --> 00:13:21.860 Spanish? I mean, they speak Spanish in Spain, 00:13:21.980 --> 00:13:24.120 right? Well, yeah. But yeah, I don't know if 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:27.659 it would be prevalent enough for... them to need 00:13:27.659 --> 00:13:30.340 to advertise it onto the walls. You would think 00:13:30.340 --> 00:13:32.980 that it would be like French, German. That's 00:13:32.980 --> 00:13:34.259 yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. Something 00:13:34.259 --> 00:13:37.600 more like that than just Spanish. If I'm wrong, 00:13:37.779 --> 00:13:39.440 by all means, shoot us a message. Let us know. 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:41.480 Leave us a comment. I'm so curious. Let us know 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:45.360 how prevalent Spanish class is in the UK. So 00:13:45.360 --> 00:13:48.649 you've got Sammy and She's sitting there grading 00:13:48.649 --> 00:13:50.990 papers. Did you get a chance to look at the paper 00:13:50.990 --> 00:13:53.590 that she was grading? It was just like a worksheet 00:13:53.590 --> 00:13:55.549 with a bunch of pictures, right? It was just 00:13:55.549 --> 00:13:57.250 like missing letters. It was like, yeah, it was 00:13:57.250 --> 00:14:00.389 like a fill in the blank and you put in the picture 00:14:00.389 --> 00:14:02.809 or you put in the right in the word. The thing 00:14:02.809 --> 00:14:05.779 is that all the pictures. All the words that 00:14:05.779 --> 00:14:07.559 you were supposed to fill in on the line were 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:10.480 right next to the picture. Or all the pictures 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:12.500 that you were supposed to fill in the blank with 00:14:12.500 --> 00:14:16.399 were next to the sentence. For instance, the 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:19.759 first sentence reads, the fish is sweet. And 00:14:19.759 --> 00:14:21.200 then right after that, it's a picture of an apple. 00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:24.480 I live in a apple and that's right next to a 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:27.019 picture of a house. A plane flies in the air. 00:14:27.100 --> 00:14:30.000 That one works. And a fish can swim. That one 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:33.250 works. And then this one just... didn't even 00:14:33.250 --> 00:14:36.309 make sense because it says, I do homework at 00:14:36.309 --> 00:14:38.649 blank and then you're supposed to fill in the 00:14:38.649 --> 00:14:40.970 word house. I do homework at house? No, you're 00:14:40.970 --> 00:14:42.950 supposed to fill in the word desk. You're supposed 00:14:42.950 --> 00:14:45.490 to fill in the word desk and there's a desk next 00:14:45.490 --> 00:14:49.070 to it and it says, I do homework at desk. Look 00:14:49.070 --> 00:14:51.490 at Banner, Michael. I don't think that Sammy 00:14:51.490 --> 00:14:55.269 is really working with some scholarship level 00:14:55.269 --> 00:14:57.870 children. She's grieving, leave her alone. Well, 00:14:58.129 --> 00:15:01.250 so she grades the paper. And then, like, laugh 00:15:01.250 --> 00:15:04.529 sighs. It was like a... And then just stops what 00:15:04.529 --> 00:15:06.690 she's doing and picks up this picture off her 00:15:06.690 --> 00:15:09.710 desk of her and some friends by a pool table, 00:15:09.870 --> 00:15:13.889 and then sets it back down, and then feels an 00:15:13.889 --> 00:15:16.190 ache in the back of her mouth. And you're like, 00:15:16.330 --> 00:15:20.509 oh boy, it's going down. It's going down. Tooth 00:15:20.509 --> 00:15:22.649 fairies are coming. It would be so cool if the 00:15:22.649 --> 00:15:24.570 plot twist was that she was the Tooth Fairy. 00:15:24.610 --> 00:15:26.970 Maybe that's in Tooth Fairy 6. I thought there 00:15:26.970 --> 00:15:29.350 was an inside woman at one point, but I was... 00:15:29.500 --> 00:15:32.000 completely wrong. This movie is not sophisticated 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:34.779 enough to pull that off. They do the picture 00:15:34.779 --> 00:15:38.120 thing a good amount, which I think is one of 00:15:38.120 --> 00:15:41.240 the like, it's a very frustrating trope because 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:43.799 it feels like you're building that backstory 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:48.600 with no effort. Whenever Sammy is tied up and 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:52.279 is about to get extracted. from this world. The 00:15:52.279 --> 00:15:54.899 Tooth Fairy picks up a picture frame, and it 00:15:54.899 --> 00:15:58.500 is three of the most stock photo -y British children 00:15:58.500 --> 00:16:01.120 I've seen in my entire life. And she goes, no, 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:04.379 don't do that. Those are my children. What? Actual 00:16:04.379 --> 00:16:06.879 ones? What? School ones? Because it's weird if 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:08.860 you just have a framed picture of three of your 00:16:08.860 --> 00:16:11.639 students in your home. I'm not a teacher. I don't 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:13.500 know where the line is drawn, but I feel like 00:16:13.500 --> 00:16:15.379 it's sooner than that. If you're going to have 00:16:15.379 --> 00:16:17.960 pictures of your students, especially in your 00:16:17.960 --> 00:16:19.659 house. It's going to be all of them. It's going 00:16:19.659 --> 00:16:23.299 to be pictures that you are in, yeah, and probably 00:16:23.299 --> 00:16:26.379 not individual students. It's weird. As a parent, 00:16:26.539 --> 00:16:28.799 I feel like I would have been uncomfortable in 00:16:28.799 --> 00:16:31.139 that situation knowing that my kid's teacher 00:16:31.139 --> 00:16:33.779 had a framed picture of him in their house. It's 00:16:33.779 --> 00:16:36.990 weird. Emily's a teacher. We don't display other 00:16:36.990 --> 00:16:40.110 children in our house, but there are photos here 00:16:40.110 --> 00:16:43.509 of her with some students, but they're not up 00:16:43.509 --> 00:16:46.570 on the wall. That's strange and that is bizarre. 00:16:46.730 --> 00:16:49.289 And if I found out that one of the teachers had 00:16:49.289 --> 00:16:52.690 like a headshot of one of the kids just on their 00:16:52.690 --> 00:16:55.610 mantle, I'd be asking some questions. It feels 00:16:55.610 --> 00:16:59.720 like a picture that came with the frame. And 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:01.580 I was really hoping that there would just be 00:17:01.580 --> 00:17:04.160 one of those like the prop master didn't was 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:06.140 like, this is fine. And there was just like a 00:17:06.140 --> 00:17:08.079 little five by seven and a little barcode at 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:11.039 the bottom. Nope. These are just this woman's 00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:13.779 students. Three of this women, this woman's students. 00:17:14.180 --> 00:17:18.700 She also has a picture of three girls on her 00:17:18.700 --> 00:17:22.000 desk and then a picture of two, no, two girls 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:24.359 and a boy in one and then two girls and another 00:17:24.359 --> 00:17:26.859 one. No explanation for those either. Imagine 00:17:26.859 --> 00:17:28.579 how much it would suck to be in that classroom 00:17:28.579 --> 00:17:30.819 if you weren't one of the favored students that 00:17:30.819 --> 00:17:34.019 got to be on her desk. Like, did these kids give 00:17:34.019 --> 00:17:36.500 their teacher a present that was just a picture 00:17:36.500 --> 00:17:38.500 of them? I mean, I would have to think that rule 00:17:38.500 --> 00:17:42.000 of thumb would be that if you're going to display 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:44.220 student pictures of students, they would not 00:17:44.220 --> 00:17:46.400 be current class students. Unless it was the 00:17:46.400 --> 00:17:50.089 whole class. Maybe these were the in memoriam 00:17:50.089 --> 00:17:52.789 kind of pictures that did sound like her entire 00:17:52.789 --> 00:17:55.549 class was. Well, if that's the case and we know 00:17:55.549 --> 00:17:58.990 that the three adults that are in the other photo 00:17:58.990 --> 00:18:01.769 by the pool table are also dead, I think someone 00:18:01.769 --> 00:18:03.750 should be doing some investigation into Sammy. 00:18:03.900 --> 00:18:07.079 and what her extracurriculars are. I agree. So 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:09.960 I was reading the synopsis of it from the actual 00:18:09.960 --> 00:18:12.740 people. And I assume that this is a thing that 00:18:12.740 --> 00:18:14.900 is my fault because I picked a movie that is 00:18:14.900 --> 00:18:16.900 deep into a franchise that I didn't know existed. 00:18:17.099 --> 00:18:20.339 But it says that her students and her colleagues 00:18:20.339 --> 00:18:22.720 got killed. And so it is possible that she just 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:25.539 has the world's saddest death that is just tributes 00:18:25.539 --> 00:18:28.019 to a whole bunch of people who were murdered 00:18:28.019 --> 00:18:30.359 a year ago. A thing that I feel like you should 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.599 maybe have brought up in therapy because that 00:18:32.599 --> 00:18:34.980 doesn't feel any kind of help. Well, she does 00:18:34.980 --> 00:18:37.380 talk to a therapist. Yeah, and I feel like her 00:18:37.380 --> 00:18:40.400 therapist would have some thoughts on her little, 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:42.799 little shrine. That scene contained the only 00:18:42.799 --> 00:18:45.059 jump scare that actually got me in the whole 00:18:45.059 --> 00:18:48.339 movie. I'm surprised that one got you. Honestly, 00:18:48.539 --> 00:18:50.000 I just wasn't paying that much attention because 00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:52.160 I was typing out notes and then I just look up 00:18:52.160 --> 00:18:55.829 and then boom. So after we see what her work 00:18:55.829 --> 00:18:59.170 life and how sad it is, she goes and talks to 00:18:59.170 --> 00:19:03.089 a fellow teacher. And they were like, they talk 00:19:03.089 --> 00:19:06.589 about the incident, the incident. And it's at 00:19:06.589 --> 00:19:09.170 one point, it's referred to as the geography 00:19:09.170 --> 00:19:12.150 trip, which kept throwing me off because apparently 00:19:12.150 --> 00:19:15.009 it was like a field trip for geography class, 00:19:15.009 --> 00:19:18.450 maybe, or maybe people in the UK just call field 00:19:18.450 --> 00:19:21.569 trips geography trips. I think that's what it 00:19:21.569 --> 00:19:24.900 is. But they kept referring to it as a geography 00:19:24.900 --> 00:19:29.180 trip. And Sammy is talking to who we find out 00:19:29.180 --> 00:19:33.039 is Meg. And she's just, oh, I'm so worried about 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:36.279 this. I just, I keep seeing her face over and 00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:41.119 over and over again. And she, Meg comforts her 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:43.740 and says, oh, well, maybe you just need some 00:19:43.740 --> 00:19:47.880 rest. You get some rest and then you go home 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:50.339 and you come back and you're feeling a lot better. 00:19:50.619 --> 00:19:53.180 And then. She's like, oh wait, you're not going 00:19:53.180 --> 00:19:55.440 to be here tomorrow. You're going to be getting 00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:58.279 a tooth pulled out. And then we're like, oh shit, 00:19:58.299 --> 00:20:00.140 here it comes. It's coming. We're almost there. 00:20:00.299 --> 00:20:03.599 She's like, yeah, I hope it doesn't hurt. Well, 00:20:03.779 --> 00:20:06.279 you'll be knocked out. So you won't even know. 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:08.559 All right. Well, I'm going to go get home. Love 00:20:08.559 --> 00:20:11.019 you. Love you. Which I thought was weird because 00:20:11.019 --> 00:20:13.140 we know nothing about the relationship yet, but 00:20:13.140 --> 00:20:14.799 it's just, it's a very, it was a weird way to 00:20:14.799 --> 00:20:17.660 leave a coworker. I mean, after you've watched 00:20:17.660 --> 00:20:20.559 all of your coworkers die, I feel like that's 00:20:20.559 --> 00:20:23.279 not. out of the realm of possibility. Let them 00:20:23.279 --> 00:20:25.859 know how you feel. I guess if all of your co 00:20:25.859 --> 00:20:27.740 -workers died I do not want to work with you. 00:20:28.240 --> 00:20:30.680 So I mean that was the whole plot of Blood and 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:33.319 Honey 2, Bloodier and Honeyer. I haven't seen 00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:35.259 it yet one day. Maybe that'll be one of these. 00:20:35.599 --> 00:20:38.039 But she walks she walks out into the hallway 00:20:38.039 --> 00:20:42.180 and fuzzy in the background is this creature 00:20:42.180 --> 00:20:46.339 thing and it's behind a half door like a yellow 00:20:46.339 --> 00:20:49.900 door but it's like all like weird curvy shaped 00:20:50.039 --> 00:20:52.799 and it was extremely puzzling you find out what 00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:55.720 it is later on in the movie but it just completely 00:20:55.720 --> 00:20:58.359 throws off the whole scene that and you finally 00:20:58.359 --> 00:21:02.279 see the design for this villain and good gravy 00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:05.920 I don't even know it's like you take skin and 00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:08.960 yeah you put it loosely over someone's face you 00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:12.819 cut out two nostrils for eye holes and then uh 00:21:12.819 --> 00:21:17.279 just like gigantic fake mouth with huge teeth 00:21:17.420 --> 00:21:20.779 about six feet of gums on top and bottom that 00:21:20.779 --> 00:21:23.880 do not move the entire time this creature is 00:21:23.880 --> 00:21:27.279 speaking. If you were going to make your villain 00:21:27.279 --> 00:21:30.619 something with a mask that does not move, you 00:21:30.619 --> 00:21:33.599 can dub in the audio. Not just put a microphone 00:21:33.599 --> 00:21:37.319 inside the mask? The whole thing just feels like 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:40.980 Bane. But like, you can't understand. There's 00:21:40.980 --> 00:21:44.200 so much reverb. Anything that's happening because 00:21:44.200 --> 00:21:49.029 the, yeah, it's so muffled. Oh. But the mask 00:21:49.029 --> 00:21:51.970 does definitely give off a leather face if he 00:21:51.970 --> 00:21:54.990 wasn't really trying kind of vibe. Yeah, yeah. 00:21:55.369 --> 00:22:00.430 No insight as to where the look came from. It's 00:22:00.430 --> 00:22:03.650 not like she was in some horrible dentistry accident. 00:22:03.900 --> 00:22:06.380 She might have been. We wouldn't know. We don't 00:22:06.380 --> 00:22:08.839 know. At the end, it goes into the fact that 00:22:08.839 --> 00:22:10.400 her mom used to punish her if she didn't brush 00:22:10.400 --> 00:22:11.960 her teeth. We don't know what that looked like. 00:22:12.259 --> 00:22:14.160 Is that going to loosen up all your skin and 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:16.640 give you nostril eyeballs? I don't think so. 00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:19.720 I don't think so either, but maybe. Also, not 00:22:19.720 --> 00:22:22.880 for nothing, but it is phenomenally messed up 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:27.359 that the news calls this the tooth fairy murders. 00:22:27.599 --> 00:22:30.420 They couldn't have gone with like devil dentist. 00:22:30.670 --> 00:22:32.309 They couldn't have gone with something that was 00:22:32.309 --> 00:22:35.569 not so, like, child -centered. You're going to 00:22:35.569 --> 00:22:38.349 ruin any kid with access to the internet looking 00:22:38.349 --> 00:22:40.309 up whether or not the tooth fairy is real is 00:22:40.309 --> 00:22:42.349 about to see that the tooth fairy is real and 00:22:42.349 --> 00:22:47.210 homicidal. The patty cake slasher. You couldn't 00:22:47.210 --> 00:22:49.549 have gone with something a shred more serious. 00:22:50.009 --> 00:22:55.230 A whole student body died. Oh, man. Treat this 00:22:55.230 --> 00:22:58.470 with just a little bit more levity, a little 00:22:58.470 --> 00:23:02.460 more gravitas. What is this? So she walks out 00:23:02.460 --> 00:23:04.880 of the school to her car as soon as she walks 00:23:04.880 --> 00:23:07.400 out of the building behind a gate is the Tooth 00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:10.640 Fairy. And I feel like it was moments like these 00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:14.019 where they couldn't decide if they wanted to 00:23:14.019 --> 00:23:17.599 leave some mystery and just leave her like fuzzy 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:21.000 in the background or if they wanted to really 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:25.180 focus on the Tooth Fairy's costume design and 00:23:25.180 --> 00:23:29.480 really emphasize it and let you know what you're 00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:32.019 in for so that you can turn around now. Like 00:23:32.019 --> 00:23:34.720 this is a perfect example of what the rest of 00:23:34.720 --> 00:23:36.960 this movie is going to be. So if you make it 00:23:36.960 --> 00:23:39.519 to the end, that's on you. It's just a hodgepodge 00:23:39.519 --> 00:23:42.380 of different horror movie villains because the 00:23:42.380 --> 00:23:45.109 Tooth Fairy here has... The jumpsuit of the girls 00:23:45.109 --> 00:23:48.490 from The Shining has the hair in general vibe 00:23:48.490 --> 00:23:51.789 of Samara from The Ring. Rides a tricycle at 00:23:51.789 --> 00:23:54.930 some point like Jigsaw. Like Jigsaw, yeah. Has 00:23:54.930 --> 00:23:58.710 the leather face going on. Like it's just, it's 00:23:58.710 --> 00:24:01.269 trying to be reminiscent of everything. Yeah. 00:24:01.549 --> 00:24:07.990 And she gets into a red Pigo 207 hatchback, which 00:24:07.990 --> 00:24:11.440 I tried to do some research. seems to be like 00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:14.980 the key, a soul of that area of the world. So 00:24:14.980 --> 00:24:18.460 not, not ostentatious, not a, not fancy, just 00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:20.740 get you from point A to point B. You know, more 00:24:20.740 --> 00:24:23.619 than the budget of this movie, I'm so curious 00:24:23.619 --> 00:24:26.299 how long it took to film. It couldn't have been 00:24:26.299 --> 00:24:28.480 long. Like I, I feel like the whole thing could 00:24:28.480 --> 00:24:30.619 have been filmed in a week, maybe. I don't know 00:24:30.619 --> 00:24:32.660 what they like. It could have been the same day. 00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:34.900 Obviously the post production stuff looks like, 00:24:35.099 --> 00:24:37.210 but yeah, I guess technically. Because there 00:24:37.210 --> 00:24:40.809 are points in the movie where it looks like dusk 00:24:40.809 --> 00:24:43.710 and then you fast forward 20 minutes later into 00:24:43.710 --> 00:24:47.109 the movie and then it's noon again. So I don't 00:24:47.109 --> 00:24:50.970 know. I don't know. I can't see it being like 00:24:50.970 --> 00:24:54.410 a three week process and waking up every morning, 00:24:54.569 --> 00:24:56.349 driving into work and knowing that's what you're 00:24:56.349 --> 00:25:00.410 going into. I think as a job, this would be a 00:25:00.410 --> 00:25:05.160 lot of fun. The bar is set fairly low. lady who 00:25:05.160 --> 00:25:08.539 dies and is propped up against a wall outside 00:25:08.539 --> 00:25:11.640 is turned around and falls so that she knows 00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:13.660 that she's not hurting herself in the fall. She 00:25:13.660 --> 00:25:16.299 catches herself. So she she drops to her knees 00:25:16.299 --> 00:25:19.019 and catches herself on the wall and then falls 00:25:19.019 --> 00:25:22.579 backwards in like slope. Oh man yeah I picked 00:25:22.579 --> 00:25:25.700 up on that too. If she's just died like rigor 00:25:25.700 --> 00:25:29.000 mortis is not like she's not stiff. No. So how 00:25:29.000 --> 00:25:31.059 is she propped up? What is holding her against 00:25:31.059 --> 00:25:33.960 this wall? To where just a touch can turn her 00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:36.880 around and yeah. But no, she obviously puts her 00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:40.299 arm out to brace herself for the fall. There 00:25:40.299 --> 00:25:43.539 are no other injuries to almost anyone in this 00:25:43.539 --> 00:25:45.180 movie aside from the fact that you broke out 00:25:45.180 --> 00:25:47.680 your teeth. And I don't think, I don't know how 00:25:47.680 --> 00:25:49.579 much blood it would take for you to bleed out 00:25:49.579 --> 00:25:52.160 necessarily, but I think it's more than just 00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:54.160 getting a couple of your teeth smashed in. Yeah. 00:25:54.250 --> 00:25:56.529 Hockey players could probably attest to that. 00:25:56.730 --> 00:26:00.230 I don't think that that's enough to kill the 00:26:00.230 --> 00:26:02.730 average person. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. 00:26:02.990 --> 00:26:04.890 But I don't think half of these people would 00:26:04.890 --> 00:26:08.490 have legitimately died. Yeah, probably not. It's 00:26:08.490 --> 00:26:11.630 usually just like one blow and then they're down 00:26:11.630 --> 00:26:14.309 and then all of a sudden she's taking their teeth 00:26:14.309 --> 00:26:17.869 out. So we go from the car to the therapist and 00:26:17.869 --> 00:26:20.329 the therapist is just as nutty as everyone else 00:26:20.329 --> 00:26:23.640 in this movie. They talk about the event and 00:26:23.640 --> 00:26:25.880 then this might be on us because we haven't seen 00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:30.160 the previous ones, but there's flashbacks to 00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:33.099 Sammy being tied up in a chair and then she's 00:26:33.099 --> 00:26:35.559 on a table and then she's having her teeth being 00:26:35.559 --> 00:26:38.420 dug out and then she talks about the kids in 00:26:38.420 --> 00:26:41.019 the basement. It's just four children. One has 00:26:41.019 --> 00:26:43.420 like perfectly done braids. They're completely 00:26:43.420 --> 00:26:48.180 clean. They're fine. There's a blue filter over 00:26:48.180 --> 00:26:52.019 everything and they're just like... Help. And 00:26:52.019 --> 00:26:54.180 then at the top of the stairs of the basement 00:26:54.180 --> 00:26:56.000 is just a tooth fairy just standing there. And 00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:58.400 then it cuts away. Where did they go on this 00:26:58.400 --> 00:27:00.140 field trip that has a basement? Yeah, that's 00:27:00.140 --> 00:27:03.400 a great question. I couldn't tell you. What was 00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:06.299 the destination here that they could have been 00:27:06.299 --> 00:27:09.299 trapped in a cellar basement? Like what? Maybe 00:27:09.299 --> 00:27:11.779 they went to like a winery, a vineyard. I know 00:27:11.779 --> 00:27:13.259 the drinking age is lower, but I don't think 00:27:13.259 --> 00:27:17.220 it's that low. Oh, and then at the end of their 00:27:17.220 --> 00:27:19.440 session, the therapist says, stand up. I want 00:27:19.440 --> 00:27:21.559 you to try something. She stands up, they face 00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:23.660 each other. Close your eyes. Repeat after me. 00:27:24.059 --> 00:27:29.119 I will not see her face. I will not see her face. 00:27:29.420 --> 00:27:31.880 Okay, you're, you're cured. You will no longer 00:27:31.880 --> 00:27:34.759 see her face when you open your eyes. On the 00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:38.400 count of, on the count of three, one, two, three, 00:27:38.579 --> 00:27:40.440 boom, two, three's face. That's the only jump 00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:43.779 scare. And that's the only one that gave me any 00:27:43.779 --> 00:27:46.200 kind of feeling because I was distracted and 00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:48.390 just happened to look up at the right time. Has 00:27:48.390 --> 00:27:50.690 it ever worked to tell someone you're just not 00:27:50.690 --> 00:27:52.029 going to think of this thing? You can't think 00:27:52.029 --> 00:27:54.049 of the thing. And they've just not thought of 00:27:54.049 --> 00:27:56.089 the thing. And then be so brazen about now it's 00:27:56.089 --> 00:27:59.789 fixed. You're healed. But also one thing I forgot 00:27:59.789 --> 00:28:01.970 to mention was that the therapist, whenever they 00:28:01.970 --> 00:28:05.230 were talking about the children's screams, actually 00:28:05.230 --> 00:28:09.190 said that Sammy needs to learn to link them to 00:28:09.190 --> 00:28:12.750 something more positive. The screams of these 00:28:12.750 --> 00:28:15.470 children link them to something more positive. 00:28:15.930 --> 00:28:18.710 Devil's advocate. She is not talking about the 00:28:18.710 --> 00:28:20.470 children that were about to get murdered. She 00:28:20.470 --> 00:28:22.390 was talking about the children playing on the 00:28:22.390 --> 00:28:25.650 playground and their screams that Sammy is equating 00:28:25.650 --> 00:28:29.089 with the murder. And so she's like, you can hear 00:28:29.089 --> 00:28:30.769 them like screaming while they're playing and 00:28:30.769 --> 00:28:33.130 stuff and equate it with like happiness, not 00:28:33.130 --> 00:28:36.609 they're going to die. Okay. That one. Okay. Then 00:28:36.609 --> 00:28:39.089 maybe I was just not paying enough attention, 00:28:39.170 --> 00:28:42.289 but still, but still. Yeah. It's a, that therapy 00:28:42.289 --> 00:28:45.990 session is, was not well written. No, no, not 00:28:45.990 --> 00:28:50.359 at all. They used the same set pieces in a lot 00:28:50.359 --> 00:28:53.960 of this particular sub -genre of low -budget 00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:56.299 horror because a lot of the pieces that are used 00:28:56.299 --> 00:29:02.059 in Tooth Fairy are used in the Blood and Honey 00:29:02.059 --> 00:29:04.839 franchise and in the Humpty Dumpty one. So I 00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:07.720 think they're maybe starting from set pieces 00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:10.680 and actors and then creating things around that 00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:14.640 rather than having a story. And then... casting 00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:18.039 for it and picking sets. What IP is about to 00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:22.099 go into the public domain and how can this chainsaw 00:29:22.099 --> 00:29:26.640 be used in it? So like the Twisted Children cinematic 00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:28.599 universe, which is a thing that actually exists, 00:29:29.099 --> 00:29:31.400 is supposed to be, the next ones are going to 00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:34.279 be Peter Pan and I'm going to say Cinderella, 00:29:34.460 --> 00:29:36.690 but that's... That's already been done. But there's 00:29:36.690 --> 00:29:38.890 like a Peter Pan on in the works, which is the 00:29:38.890 --> 00:29:40.890 horror movie version of that story, which I mean 00:29:40.890 --> 00:29:43.450 what they've done Winnie the Pooh, they've done 00:29:43.450 --> 00:29:46.549 Mickey Mouse, they've done Popeye. They did Popeye? 00:29:46.569 --> 00:29:51.970 The Grinch. Uh -huh. Yeah, it's Popeye's Revenge. 00:29:52.410 --> 00:29:54.549 And that was a weird, weird thing where there 00:29:54.549 --> 00:29:57.269 was actually twin movies about Popeye. Really? 00:29:57.410 --> 00:30:00.089 And they both went straight to streaming. Yeah. 00:30:00.329 --> 00:30:02.579 Naturally. Actually, the mean one was not as 00:30:02.579 --> 00:30:03.859 bad as I thought it would be. I haven't gotten 00:30:03.859 --> 00:30:07.140 to see it yet. It was not good, obviously. But 00:30:07.140 --> 00:30:12.000 it wasn't terrible. They do lean very aggressively 00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:14.700 into the one Jewish character. Like it's mentioned 00:30:14.700 --> 00:30:16.319 in literally every scene that he's in that he's 00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:20.000 Jewish. Or he'll just make like a comment that 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:21.720 has nothing to do with the conversation about 00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:25.319 matzah ball soup. Makes sense in a Christmas 00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:28.200 movie. Well, it's because he's the only one that's 00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:30.140 safe from the Grinch. He's Jewish. What are they 00:30:30.140 --> 00:30:32.720 going to steal? Hanukkah? So the Grinch is only 00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:35.039 out here murdering Christians? He's only out 00:30:35.039 --> 00:30:38.819 here murdering... I don't even remember what 00:30:38.819 --> 00:30:41.619 the plot of the actual, like, what the inciting 00:30:41.619 --> 00:30:44.279 incident was in this movie. But yeah, no, it's 00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:46.740 definitely played as though he is safe because 00:30:46.740 --> 00:30:49.920 he is Jewish. The chosen people. Not in this 00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:53.000 game. Do not be chosen by the Grinch. All right, 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:55.519 so we've made it to... We've made it almost to 00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:57.910 the title card, right? Yes. Yeah, this is the 00:30:57.910 --> 00:31:02.230 last scene before the title card, which has Sammy 00:31:02.230 --> 00:31:06.430 sitting on the couch. I don't think she was watching 00:31:06.430 --> 00:31:08.130 TV or anything. I think she was just sitting 00:31:08.130 --> 00:31:11.009 there like staring at the wall. She was on her 00:31:11.009 --> 00:31:13.190 laptop. She was watching the video of a person 00:31:13.190 --> 00:31:15.750 doing their own dental extract. Oh, that's right. 00:31:16.029 --> 00:31:18.309 That's right. Where they start bleeding profusely 00:31:18.309 --> 00:31:20.630 because they did it wrong. Did you know that 00:31:20.630 --> 00:31:22.869 was the tooth fairy? That's the tooth fairy actress? 00:31:23.069 --> 00:31:26.730 Was the dentist? Yeah. Very much not a dentist. 00:31:27.130 --> 00:31:29.250 She just takes pliers to rip out her teeth, which 00:31:29.250 --> 00:31:32.490 would have been a better weapon for the tooth 00:31:32.490 --> 00:31:35.609 fairy. And then, yeah, spill some tomato juice 00:31:35.609 --> 00:31:39.089 on her mouth. Yeah, it's a real ridiculous scene. 00:31:39.390 --> 00:31:42.789 And she says that she's a licensed dentist and 00:31:42.789 --> 00:31:48.109 is going to use her expertise to teach you how 00:31:48.109 --> 00:31:50.250 to do it at home. Did she? I thought she said 00:31:50.250 --> 00:31:52.450 you could use this if you were a licensed dentist 00:31:52.450 --> 00:31:58.519 or just an aficionado. No, she... God. Oh, I 00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:01.980 put in my notes, dental video is most bat shit 00:32:01.980 --> 00:32:05.980 thing so far. She demonstrates the dos and don'ts 00:32:05.980 --> 00:32:07.940 when it comes to performing your very own home 00:32:07.940 --> 00:32:14.259 extraction. And in my opinion, there are no dos 00:32:14.259 --> 00:32:17.680 and the only don't is don't do this at home. 00:32:17.980 --> 00:32:21.200 Do not attempt to extract your own teeth at home 00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:24.920 if they're not already ready to come out. If 00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:27.680 you're having an issue, don't just say, yeah, 00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:29.779 I'll take whack at it. It very much gives the 00:32:29.779 --> 00:32:32.279 impression of there's a scene in a sitcom, I 00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:34.460 want to say it's like New Girl, where one of 00:32:34.460 --> 00:32:36.299 the guys is like trying to do his own hair. And 00:32:36.299 --> 00:32:38.019 he's like, I found this video. It's got like 00:32:38.019 --> 00:32:40.500 10 million views. And it's because the person 00:32:40.500 --> 00:32:42.880 misses when they're shaving and just cuts a giant 00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:44.720 chunk out of their scalp. So they're just bleeding. 00:32:44.779 --> 00:32:47.599 And he's like, oh, that's why it's so popular. 00:32:48.259 --> 00:32:52.019 And so she gets interrupted by the tooth fairy. 00:32:52.269 --> 00:32:55.970 knocking on the door. And the first thing I questioned 00:32:55.970 --> 00:33:01.950 was that she's like, who is it? It's me. And 00:33:01.950 --> 00:33:04.069 the door doesn't have a peephole on it. And this 00:33:04.069 --> 00:33:06.650 comes up again later on that there's no people. 00:33:07.269 --> 00:33:09.529 Is that just an American thing? Are peepholes 00:33:09.529 --> 00:33:11.789 just an American thing? I think people are an 00:33:11.789 --> 00:33:17.529 everywhere thing. Peephole. If I remember correctly, 00:33:17.849 --> 00:33:21.589 peepholes are a thing in one of this director's 00:33:21.589 --> 00:33:23.809 other movies which is the like cult of Humpty 00:33:23.809 --> 00:33:26.910 Dumpty. So I don't think it is specifically an 00:33:26.910 --> 00:33:30.150 American thing. And then we get another flashback 00:33:30.150 --> 00:33:35.730 to the night of the event and the Tooth Fairy 00:33:35.730 --> 00:33:40.869 is taking down the what we can surmise are the 00:33:40.869 --> 00:33:44.269 three people from the pool table picture and 00:33:44.269 --> 00:33:47.549 on one of them uses a crowbar to extract the 00:33:47.549 --> 00:33:52.740 teeth from with. So she's pretty handy with whatever's 00:33:52.740 --> 00:33:55.539 around to get them teeths, get them pearly whites. 00:33:56.140 --> 00:34:00.680 I don't know that I've ever actually used a crowbar, 00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:02.759 but I don't feel like they're narrow enough. 00:34:02.859 --> 00:34:06.480 No. appropriately remove. No, not at all. Your 00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:10.760 incisors. I mean, in the flashback, she was just 00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:12.940 like tapping on the teeth with the crowbar. So 00:34:12.940 --> 00:34:15.659 I don't imagine that would do much. In that case, 00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:19.300 what happens if they swallow their teeth? I guess. 00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:21.860 Do you wait a bit? They're dead. What's in their 00:34:21.860 --> 00:34:24.619 stomach isn't gonna be digested and then come 00:34:24.619 --> 00:34:27.239 out the other end. That's fair. I mean, they 00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:29.460 wouldn't die is still the hill I'm dying on. 00:34:29.699 --> 00:34:32.159 They wouldn't. None of these people, except for 00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:35.179 one at the end, would die. Two at the end would 00:34:35.179 --> 00:34:39.099 die. What, the friend of the house that she goes 00:34:39.099 --> 00:34:41.780 to and then who else? Meg. She gets stabbed in 00:34:41.780 --> 00:34:43.699 the side. It goes like straight through what 00:34:43.699 --> 00:34:46.400 I would imagine are some kind of organ. Oh, okay. 00:34:46.500 --> 00:34:48.599 Yeah, maybe. She could reasonably bleed out. 00:34:48.860 --> 00:34:53.239 That is, yeah, okay, yeah. So Tooth Fairy goes 00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:56.260 back down the stairs, because for whatever reason, 00:34:56.619 --> 00:34:59.539 the front door is at the top of the stairs, but 00:34:59.539 --> 00:35:02.639 she also has the bottom floor too. Like the bottom 00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:05.420 floor is like kitchen, maybe garage, I don't 00:35:05.420 --> 00:35:09.579 know. Upstairs is living room and bedroom. And 00:35:09.579 --> 00:35:12.380 it's the slowest where did they go scene of all 00:35:12.380 --> 00:35:15.699 time. That's just the worst. Then she comes up 00:35:15.699 --> 00:35:19.539 to a room that has an open door and she's just 00:35:19.539 --> 00:35:21.380 staring at the door and behind her is the Tooth 00:35:21.380 --> 00:35:25.380 Fairy, who comes up behind her with a child's 00:35:25.380 --> 00:35:28.019 hammer. It is a hammer meant for children. One 00:35:28.019 --> 00:35:32.199 bonk to the shoulder, not even the neck, just 00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:35.099 like the top of the shoulder. And then she's 00:35:35.099 --> 00:35:38.019 incapacitated and she's tied to a chair. And 00:35:38.019 --> 00:35:42.619 she comes to, in the video, is playing of at 00:35:42.619 --> 00:35:45.159 home dentistry, and they have some back and forth. 00:35:45.860 --> 00:35:48.920 The Tooth Fairy kisses Sammy on the cheek, which 00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:53.079 is odd. She ain't got no lips. Yeah, and the 00:35:53.079 --> 00:35:55.519 lips, the mouth doesn't move, so I don't know 00:35:55.519 --> 00:35:56.940 how she makes that sound. But she still does 00:35:56.940 --> 00:36:00.519 move. Yeah, there's still a visible smooch or 00:36:00.519 --> 00:36:05.380 a audible smooch. And then puts a giant flathead 00:36:05.380 --> 00:36:08.639 against Sammy's teeth and just starts chipping 00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:11.599 away with the hammer. And what's funny is After 00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:14.539 this, Sammy's head falls forward and the blood 00:36:14.539 --> 00:36:16.739 starts dripping out and you can visibly see the 00:36:16.739 --> 00:36:21.619 blood capsule come out with the blood. That's 00:36:21.619 --> 00:36:23.900 awesome. I did not catch that. Oh, and this is 00:36:23.900 --> 00:36:26.579 where I first noticed that the tooth fairy's 00:36:26.579 --> 00:36:29.980 mouth does not move at all. Yeah. I feel like 00:36:29.980 --> 00:36:32.480 it wouldn't have been a massive budget constraint 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:35.139 if they had just maybe like cut the mouth in 00:36:35.139 --> 00:36:37.380 half or the bottom part of the mask and then 00:36:37.380 --> 00:36:40.539 just added some stuff that moved. Yeah, you'd 00:36:40.539 --> 00:36:42.710 think so. I don't think it would have been... 00:36:42.710 --> 00:36:45.570 Hey, we're here to turn these out in no time. 00:36:45.610 --> 00:36:50.949 We're not here for realism. There. She stabs 00:36:50.949 --> 00:36:55.530 Sammy in the neck and you can visibly see where 00:36:55.530 --> 00:36:58.630 she is putting the knife and it's going behind 00:36:58.630 --> 00:37:01.469 the neck. And it's just the most fake rubber 00:37:01.469 --> 00:37:04.230 knife you've ever seen. This movie was actually 00:37:04.230 --> 00:37:07.769 sponsored by Spirit Halloween. This is all things 00:37:07.769 --> 00:37:10.719 you could remake this movie. with a trip to Spirit 00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:12.800 Halloween without a doubt. Do you know Spirit 00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:14.940 Halloween is owned by Spencer's? I did, yeah. 00:37:15.219 --> 00:37:18.119 Just a quick little side note. And then 20 minutes 00:37:18.119 --> 00:37:21.179 and 38 seconds is when you finally get the title 00:37:21.179 --> 00:37:24.000 card and it just says Tooth Fairy, Drill to Kill. 00:37:24.340 --> 00:37:26.500 I would have been totally cool if that was just 00:37:26.500 --> 00:37:29.380 the beginning to the end of the thing. Yeah. 00:37:29.659 --> 00:37:32.400 It was just 20 minutes and full arc. Yeah. And 00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:35.039 then we go back to the school and then it just, 00:37:35.219 --> 00:37:39.489 it's its own movie and it's so terrible. You 00:37:39.489 --> 00:37:42.969 want to take this next section? So it cuts to 00:37:42.969 --> 00:37:46.670 Meg, who we now know is the sister of Sammy. 00:37:47.030 --> 00:37:49.929 And she is grieving for her sister, who has been 00:37:49.929 --> 00:37:52.449 murdered in who knows how. They're looking. Not 00:37:52.449 --> 00:37:55.670 hard, but they're looking. And it goes almost 00:37:55.670 --> 00:37:59.139 to an almost identical scene. of Meg doing the 00:37:59.139 --> 00:38:00.960 exact same thing that Sammy did where she's sitting 00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:02.719 at the desk because she's back at work for the 00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:05.719 first time since all of this has happened. Sitting 00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:08.800 at Sammy's desk. At Sammy's desk. Does the little 00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:11.760 like, I don't know if I should be here because 00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:14.239 all of this stuff has gone down. I don't know 00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:17.559 if I'm ready to be around the kids. And she confides 00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:20.599 in a different one of the teachers than Sammy 00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:23.960 did, obviously. And it's just, it's like shot 00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:26.539 for shot. Basically the beginning of the movie. 00:38:26.699 --> 00:38:30.360 And a little bit down the road, they decide that 00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:32.099 they want to do something nice for her because 00:38:32.099 --> 00:38:34.760 she's still clearly going through it. And so 00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:36.119 since her birthday is next week, they're going 00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:39.179 to have a little birthday celebration for her. 00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:42.659 A surprise party. A surprise party, yeah. With 00:38:42.659 --> 00:38:45.840 four members of the staff. Who, except for security 00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:47.679 guards, seem to be the only employees of this 00:38:47.679 --> 00:38:51.579 school. Correct. I don't think that this takes 00:38:51.579 --> 00:38:54.480 place. significantly later than the school day, 00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:56.699 but yeah, there's not a single other staff member 00:38:56.699 --> 00:39:00.679 or child in the building. Nope. They, they take 00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:04.559 her into the deeply weird, uh, teacher's lounge 00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:08.780 and they are, they're popping Prosecco, which 00:39:08.780 --> 00:39:13.099 immediately gets the one, you know, is the fun 00:39:13.099 --> 00:39:16.460 teacher hammered. Yeah. Cause there's, there's 00:39:16.460 --> 00:39:21.849 I, I -ness. And I thought it was Inez, but they 00:39:21.849 --> 00:39:24.469 just kept saying Inez. I think at one point they 00:39:24.469 --> 00:39:26.769 did say Inez, and then they just stuck with Inez 00:39:26.769 --> 00:39:28.610 for the end of the movie, for the rest of the 00:39:28.610 --> 00:39:33.670 movie. And then there's Michael, who is a man 00:39:33.670 --> 00:39:38.309 in a very, very tight button -down shirt. And 00:39:38.309 --> 00:39:40.789 then there's Becca, the teacher that wanted to 00:39:40.789 --> 00:39:45.309 throw the surprise party. And then there is Zara, 00:39:45.510 --> 00:39:49.150 yeah, the principal or... She's definitely the 00:39:49.150 --> 00:39:51.710 one in charge. She's either the principal or 00:39:51.710 --> 00:39:54.389 just the buzzkill of the group. Yeah, like the 00:39:54.389 --> 00:39:58.530 Angela. Yeah. It's very clear, like, subtlety 00:39:58.530 --> 00:40:00.769 is not what they're going for here, obviously. 00:40:01.170 --> 00:40:05.530 And so it is very clear that Michael and Ines 00:40:05.530 --> 00:40:08.389 are going to get together because despite the 00:40:08.389 --> 00:40:10.809 fact that these people work in either a daycare 00:40:10.809 --> 00:40:13.590 or an elementary school, she is dressed in the 00:40:13.590 --> 00:40:17.130 tightest bodycon mini dress that I've seen possibly 00:40:17.130 --> 00:40:21.230 ever. It is optimistically about an inch below 00:40:21.230 --> 00:40:26.449 her butt cheeks. She's in sparkly heels and it 00:40:26.449 --> 00:40:29.289 is just like the least appropriate thing that 00:40:29.289 --> 00:40:33.510 you could possibly wear around a minor. Only 00:40:33.510 --> 00:40:37.969 to be combated by Michael's more than skin tight 00:40:37.969 --> 00:40:41.909 button down. They're doing the whole party thing. 00:40:42.130 --> 00:40:46.980 There's cuts to them getting fun and then She 00:40:46.980 --> 00:40:49.579 spills something on her dress and decides that 00:40:49.579 --> 00:40:51.980 Michael needs to help her with it. She tries 00:40:51.980 --> 00:40:56.559 to do something in the bathroom, which have half 00:40:56.559 --> 00:40:59.099 doors. Would really recommend that because it's 00:40:59.099 --> 00:41:01.960 also right next to the teacher's lounge that 00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:04.099 all of their colleagues are currently partying 00:41:04.099 --> 00:41:07.599 in. Which is where the scene from the beginning 00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:11.019 comes in where the tooth fairy pops up behind. 00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:14.179 But it's not in focus enough for you to tell 00:41:14.179 --> 00:41:16.599 what the hell is going on. But those are just 00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:19.480 half bathroom doors for children's bathrooms. 00:41:20.260 --> 00:41:24.179 So they go up to one of their classrooms and 00:41:24.179 --> 00:41:29.079 are about to have sex, which is the biggest bait 00:41:29.079 --> 00:41:32.300 for a horror movie villain. And so out pops the 00:41:32.300 --> 00:41:35.139 tooth fairy to stab him directly in the back 00:41:35.139 --> 00:41:39.639 instead of screaming as literally no one in this 00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:42.019 movie does. despite the fact that all of them 00:41:42.019 --> 00:41:44.860 are like, none of them have an injury that would 00:41:44.860 --> 00:41:49.199 prevent them from screaming bloody murder. She 00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:52.599 lets the tooth fairy finish off Michael while 00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:57.340 she runs to the intercom. Stop it. She runs to 00:41:57.340 --> 00:42:01.820 the intercom and whispers over a school wide 00:42:01.820 --> 00:42:06.219 intercom. She's back. I need help. What are we 00:42:06.219 --> 00:42:10.239 doing? You're using an intercom. Don't you hate? 00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:13.940 when technology decides to crap out right when 00:42:13.940 --> 00:42:15.800 you're being chased by a murderous tooth fairy. 00:42:16.139 --> 00:42:18.699 It's the worst. I don't think that one's a technology 00:42:18.699 --> 00:42:21.380 issue. Raise your voice. Or that. Speaking at 00:42:21.380 --> 00:42:23.980 a normal people volume would be fine. Yeah. I'm 00:42:23.980 --> 00:42:26.300 not saying scream into it. That's funny because 00:42:26.300 --> 00:42:28.480 there are at least three points in this movie 00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:30.579 where the audio clips out. And that could have 00:42:30.579 --> 00:42:32.599 been one of them. That would have made sense. 00:42:32.980 --> 00:42:36.760 But instead it was three other instances where 00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:39.920 it was very noticeable and it was a audio issue. 00:42:41.300 --> 00:42:44.579 Yeah, no. I mean, maybe this was an issue with 00:42:44.579 --> 00:42:46.860 the movie and it was actually supposed to come 00:42:46.860 --> 00:42:49.780 through as something a little bit clearer. But 00:42:49.780 --> 00:42:52.780 yeah, they hear like one in every third word 00:42:52.780 --> 00:42:54.539 that she's whispering over the intercom. They're 00:42:54.539 --> 00:42:57.880 like, who? What? Did she just ask for help? Yeah. 00:42:58.460 --> 00:42:59.960 And in between there, there was actually one 00:42:59.960 --> 00:43:04.260 more teacher that we missed that was pretty inconsequential. 00:43:04.300 --> 00:43:09.119 She was there for the birthday thing. planning 00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:13.000 in the teacher's lounge and then Ran just disappeared. 00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:15.820 She ended up running into the Tooth Fairy and 00:43:15.820 --> 00:43:19.320 said, Hey, who are you? And then no, that's Zara. 00:43:19.860 --> 00:43:22.179 No, no, that's coming later. But this this happened 00:43:22.179 --> 00:43:26.320 before that. She the Tooth Fairy runs in like 00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:29.940 the most awkward way you have ever seen. And 00:43:29.940 --> 00:43:31.760 it's not it's not the only time this happens, 00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:34.480 but it was the first time. And it was so jarring 00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:38.219 because it was like a like a juke. And then She 00:43:38.219 --> 00:43:43.659 went around through a door and then ran down 00:43:43.659 --> 00:43:45.679 the hallway and then ends up in a classroom. 00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:49.079 And then the teacher, this woman was like, that 00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:53.199 was weird. But anyways, and goes to her classroom 00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:55.280 and sits at the desk and the tooth fairy just 00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:58.139 happened to pick the room that this woman works 00:43:58.139 --> 00:44:02.260 in and then kills her there. And yeah, whenever 00:44:02.260 --> 00:44:05.179 she falls to the ground, like 10 teeth just fall 00:44:05.179 --> 00:44:07.920 out. of this woman's mouth and she scoops him 00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:11.079 up and goes about her way. And there's also multiple 00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:14.500 times during this party where for whatever reason, 00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:20.000 there's like party lights going on and loud music 00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.539 and people are dancing and multiple people say, 00:44:24.099 --> 00:44:28.619 this is a school night. And the slutty teacher 00:44:28.619 --> 00:44:33.019 gets sent out to go check the doors because What 00:44:33.019 --> 00:44:36.320 if a parent came in and saw that they were drinking 00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:40.400 on a school night at the school? And it wasn't 00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:42.659 casual. Well, I mean, I guess it was casual drinks 00:44:42.659 --> 00:44:45.179 for three of them, but the two that went and 00:44:45.179 --> 00:44:49.159 got got, they were definitely digging in pretty 00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:51.800 deep. There was five people in two bottles of 00:44:51.800 --> 00:44:54.940 Prosecco. I have questions. I'm not even 100 00:44:54.940 --> 00:44:57.900 % sure what Prosecco is. Was it strong? Was it 00:44:57.900 --> 00:45:00.980 weak? What is it? Champagne. Oh. So like it's 00:45:00.980 --> 00:45:03.980 not... Oh, okay. So you're not gonna be... They 00:45:03.980 --> 00:45:06.780 basically split two bottles of wine amongst five 00:45:06.780 --> 00:45:10.099 people. And the lady is out here using peach 00:45:10.099 --> 00:45:13.420 rings as glasses because she's so turnt. Oh, 00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:17.460 and then we meet Milos, the security guard, who 00:45:17.460 --> 00:45:19.599 is in the movie for a grand total of like two 00:45:19.599 --> 00:45:22.000 minutes. He's listening to a radio broadcast 00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:24.320 about how the police are looking for an escaped 00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:26.619 mental patient. And that's all you hear. And 00:45:26.619 --> 00:45:30.639 then Tooth Fairy knocks on the door and these... 00:45:30.860 --> 00:45:35.320 I'm here for my son. This, like, very deranged, 00:45:35.659 --> 00:45:39.920 not -human -looking person. What was his name? 00:45:40.300 --> 00:45:43.639 There's no students here, but I'll look, I'll 00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:45.980 check. You don't need a last name for that, because 00:45:45.980 --> 00:45:49.539 she literally just says Sammy. His name's Sam. 00:45:50.599 --> 00:45:52.699 Sammy. Which, you couldn't have come up with 00:45:52.699 --> 00:45:55.500 a different name. Come on. You already need to 00:45:55.500 --> 00:45:59.039 throw back to like 30 minutes ago, and... So 00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:03.519 he's like, there's no Sammy here. Ma 'am? Oh, 00:46:03.579 --> 00:46:07.900 what? She's gone. And then that's when the too 00:46:07.900 --> 00:46:14.500 tight shirt guy gets killed and then Tooth Fairy 00:46:14.500 --> 00:46:18.280 chases after Inas for a bit and then she gets 00:46:18.280 --> 00:46:19.960 on the intercom. She's like, oh, she'll be busy 00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:22.079 with that for a couple of minutes. So she goes 00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:24.099 back and finishes Michael off, takes his teeth 00:46:24.099 --> 00:46:27.039 out and then comes back and Inas goes running. 00:46:27.360 --> 00:46:30.000 At least she does not try to do the Jurassic 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:32.099 World thing and does eventually ditch her heels. 00:46:32.599 --> 00:46:35.599 Yeah, that is true. There's a weirdly lengthy 00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:37.920 upskirt shot as she's running down the stairs 00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:40.400 at this elementary school, which is why I'm so 00:46:40.400 --> 00:46:43.340 bothered by the bodycon dress that she's wearing 00:46:43.340 --> 00:46:46.139 because what are you doing? Also, what are the 00:46:46.139 --> 00:46:48.199 filmmakers doing in this case? We know what they're 00:46:48.199 --> 00:46:52.119 doing. So the security guard, also in this case, 00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:54.900 is drunk because it's implied that he's a good 00:46:54.900 --> 00:46:58.449 bit of the way down. the flask that he has just 00:46:58.449 --> 00:47:01.369 it's a novelty sized flask too. That thing is 00:47:01.369 --> 00:47:07.050 big. Yeah and after Inas invites him into wherever 00:47:07.050 --> 00:47:09.130 the other ones are because they're having drinks 00:47:09.130 --> 00:47:11.730 he's like oh no I don't drink while his flask 00:47:11.730 --> 00:47:15.289 is in full view of everyone sitting on this desk. 00:47:15.949 --> 00:47:19.090 Inas goes running she runs into one of the kids 00:47:19.090 --> 00:47:21.550 bathrooms it's actually the same one we saw the 00:47:21.550 --> 00:47:24.329 Tooth Fairy in from the beginning of the movie 00:47:24.329 --> 00:47:28.230 and The bathroom doors are wide open, into the 00:47:28.230 --> 00:47:31.070 bathroom, and she's gonna hide in a stall, which, 00:47:31.269 --> 00:47:34.409 okay, that's like horror movie 101. What you 00:47:34.409 --> 00:47:37.309 don't usually do is go into the stall that is 00:47:37.309 --> 00:47:40.130 directly behind the open door, which is what 00:47:40.130 --> 00:47:44.030 Inas does. She also doesn't duck down behind 00:47:44.030 --> 00:47:47.110 this half door until after she is very clearly 00:47:47.110 --> 00:47:50.070 in view of the person chasing her. And her feet 00:47:50.070 --> 00:47:52.429 are still on the floor, so she's not hiding from 00:47:52.429 --> 00:47:55.760 anyone. She... She's in the stall. The Tooth 00:47:55.760 --> 00:47:59.900 Fairy shockingly finds her hiding spot and just 00:47:59.900 --> 00:48:02.679 goes like under the door, just like swatting 00:48:02.679 --> 00:48:06.679 it with the knife. Just like splashing with her 00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:09.440 little plastic knife. She doesn't move away. 00:48:10.059 --> 00:48:12.239 So both of her, like the front of her ankles 00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:16.219 are just sliced. Yeah, just bone. Just bone. 00:48:16.539 --> 00:48:19.639 No tendons, no ligaments, no muscle. Just bone. 00:48:19.900 --> 00:48:22.119 there's no there's no actual slash marks there's 00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:24.400 just a little bitty collection of fake blood 00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:27.900 and then she opens the door and goes to run she 00:48:27.900 --> 00:48:31.179 gets like three four steps out realizes that 00:48:31.179 --> 00:48:34.639 oh no i forgot she slashed my my ankles my knot 00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:37.440 tendons and so she just collapses to the ground 00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:42.139 several steps past when she she was completely 00:48:42.139 --> 00:48:44.699 incapable of moving and then the tooth fairy 00:48:44.699 --> 00:48:47.699 just takes her teeth and is done with it just 00:48:47.699 --> 00:48:50.699 bonks her just just like the lice hole on the 00:48:50.699 --> 00:48:53.519 forehead and then all of a sudden it shook loose 00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:57.239 all these teeth and that is where the four teeth 00:48:57.239 --> 00:49:01.260 fall out in the pool of drool blood and she just 00:49:01.260 --> 00:49:03.840 scoops them up and goes about her merry way. 00:49:04.539 --> 00:49:07.079 Maybe all of their teeth were rotted out because 00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:09.380 I can't possibly imagine that you could just 00:49:09.380 --> 00:49:11.159 like bonk me on the head and all of mine would 00:49:11.159 --> 00:49:14.480 just come out. That's quite possible. I don't 00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:16.880 know. I've never been hit in the head with a 00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:19.559 hammer. I hope to never find out if my teeth 00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:22.780 really are just one little knock away from from 00:49:22.780 --> 00:49:25.099 all coming out. Yeah. At least that way I could 00:49:25.099 --> 00:49:27.760 get giant veneers and be in Hollywood. There 00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:30.320 you go. Look like Walton Goggins. I was thinking 00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:34.059 Miley. Or Miley. Any of them. Right. And so at 00:49:34.059 --> 00:49:38.940 this point she is chasing the Zara death is nothing. 00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:41.719 Zara finds the Tooth Fairy in the classroom and 00:49:41.719 --> 00:49:43.360 is like, hey, what are you, what are you doing? 00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:47.280 I disagree. I disagree because during that scene, 00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:50.639 There is visible boom mic. There is, yeah. In 00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:56.420 the bottom right corner. It was so disorienting. 00:49:57.940 --> 00:49:59.880 Let's get the little like black and green just 00:49:59.880 --> 00:50:03.000 like waving across the edge. Yeah. And it wasn't 00:50:03.000 --> 00:50:07.519 like just the tip of it. It was like a good bit 00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:10.860 of the boom mic was just fully in frame. I thought 00:50:10.860 --> 00:50:12.699 for a second that it was just like framed weird 00:50:12.699 --> 00:50:14.380 and there was just like another person there. 00:50:14.900 --> 00:50:17.420 But no. But no. There was another person there. 00:50:17.550 --> 00:50:22.750 The boom mic guy. Well, sure, yeah. Zara dies. 00:50:23.269 --> 00:50:27.570 Uneventful. Yes. And now we are down to the last 00:50:27.570 --> 00:50:32.050 two survivors, which are Meg and Becca. They 00:50:32.050 --> 00:50:35.829 are... There's also a lot of nothing that happens 00:50:35.829 --> 00:50:39.909 in this bit, but they are trying to call... What 00:50:39.909 --> 00:50:43.090 is it? 999? Yes. They're trying to call the police 00:50:43.090 --> 00:50:46.840 because they find... a bunch of blood, and they 00:50:46.840 --> 00:50:49.000 find one of the bodies, right? I don't think 00:50:49.000 --> 00:50:51.159 so. Or do they just find blood? They just found 00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:54.900 blood. They found the blood from INAS. They find 00:50:54.900 --> 00:50:57.179 a bunch of blood. They're trying to call the 00:50:57.179 --> 00:51:00.300 police. Becca's phone is dead. Meg doesn't have 00:51:00.300 --> 00:51:07.179 hers. So, Becca goes to find one of the phones 00:51:07.179 --> 00:51:09.539 inside the school, which there are shockingly 00:51:09.539 --> 00:51:13.699 few of, and Meg comes essentially face -to -face 00:51:13.699 --> 00:51:16.130 with the Tooth Fairy who is for some reason outside 00:51:16.130 --> 00:51:19.570 again. Yes. Sorry. This is after they have the 00:51:19.570 --> 00:51:22.329 whole moment with Zara, the maybe principal who 00:51:22.329 --> 00:51:25.690 is standing against a wall, Blair Witch style. 00:51:26.289 --> 00:51:28.869 Turns, falls to kind of falls to the ground and 00:51:28.869 --> 00:51:31.769 then catches herself and yeah, and this is this 00:51:31.769 --> 00:51:35.989 is also another one of the ridiculous pop outs 00:51:35.989 --> 00:51:38.989 because the Tooth Fairy is hiding underneath 00:51:38.989 --> 00:51:41.550 the jungle gym and she just pops out like, hey, 00:51:41.769 --> 00:51:45.119 I'm here and then just starts It starts running 00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:51.260 up to the door. Oh. There's a prolonged moment 00:51:51.260 --> 00:51:56.460 where Meg is hiding under the desk, the security 00:51:56.460 --> 00:51:59.920 guard's desk. And the tooth fairy is just taunting 00:51:59.920 --> 00:52:02.360 her, talking about how Meg is the reason that 00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:04.980 her sister died and that she could have saved 00:52:04.980 --> 00:52:07.300 her. She could have done all these things and 00:52:07.300 --> 00:52:10.449 now Sammy is dead. She's like, you're never going 00:52:10.449 --> 00:52:12.730 to get in here. She calls her a bitch and all 00:52:12.730 --> 00:52:15.730 kinds of things. And then the tooth fairy is 00:52:15.730 --> 00:52:17.750 like slapping at the door and she's like, you're 00:52:17.750 --> 00:52:19.710 never going to get in here. And then the tooth 00:52:19.710 --> 00:52:21.929 fairy is like, oh, actually. Yeah. And then holds 00:52:21.929 --> 00:52:28.269 up the keys from Inaz. And it would have been, 00:52:28.610 --> 00:52:31.389 it would have redeemed the entire movie for me 00:52:31.389 --> 00:52:33.769 if it had just been one of those like cartoonishly 00:52:33.769 --> 00:52:36.710 giant rings of keys. She's just trying every 00:52:36.710 --> 00:52:39.050 one of them. to get into the front of the school. 00:52:39.230 --> 00:52:41.650 It would have made the movie a 10 out of 10 to 00:52:41.650 --> 00:52:44.889 me. Yeah, well, the janitor dropped these. Give 00:52:44.889 --> 00:52:48.710 me 15 to 20 minutes. I'll get you. Like, if the 00:52:48.710 --> 00:52:51.170 door, does the door lock on its own? Because 00:52:51.170 --> 00:52:55.349 if so, why did Zara send the teacher after locking 00:52:55.349 --> 00:52:57.449 the front door, especially when there's a security 00:52:57.449 --> 00:53:00.010 guard? And if it doesn't lock on its own, why 00:53:00.010 --> 00:53:02.989 does the Tooth Fairy need keys to unlock it again? 00:53:03.230 --> 00:53:06.340 There was no one to lock it. Everyone else in 00:53:06.340 --> 00:53:09.059 the school was already dead. Well, Becca, or 00:53:09.059 --> 00:53:13.400 not Becca, Meg, she did lock it back once Becca 00:53:13.400 --> 00:53:17.119 came back inside after the whole Zara thing. 00:53:17.420 --> 00:53:21.480 Oh, right. So, it was locked, but she used a 00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:25.019 deadbolt that was on the door. So, you would 00:53:25.019 --> 00:53:29.179 think that that wouldn't have any effect from 00:53:29.179 --> 00:53:33.309 the key card opening. But, you know. The logic 00:53:33.309 --> 00:53:36.650 was not top of mind for the screenwriters or 00:53:36.650 --> 00:53:39.230 filmmakers, directors, anyone involved in this 00:53:39.230 --> 00:53:42.650 movie. That is true. So the Tooth Fairy has gotten 00:53:42.650 --> 00:53:45.650 back into the building, is chasing Meg, who runs 00:53:45.650 --> 00:53:50.650 like Phoebe from Friends. She's out here flailing 00:53:50.650 --> 00:53:53.489 as she's running through the halls. She does, 00:53:53.730 --> 00:53:55.710 there's a lot of contenders for this position, 00:53:55.710 --> 00:53:57.869 but she does one of the most ridiculous things 00:53:57.869 --> 00:54:01.050 in the entire movie. She gets into a room that 00:54:01.050 --> 00:54:05.440 opens out. She gets into this room, puts a little 00:54:05.440 --> 00:54:09.119 bitty desk in front of it, tops it with a tricycle 00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:11.039 for some reason. The only child's desk in this 00:54:11.039 --> 00:54:16.539 entire school apparently. And she hides in the 00:54:16.539 --> 00:54:18.800 theater. It cuts to the other side of the door 00:54:18.800 --> 00:54:20.679 and the Tooth Fairy is still chasing her. And 00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:22.920 she is beating on this door like it doesn't open 00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:27.280 towards her. You can pull it. Literally nothing 00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:29.079 is standing in your way from being able to open 00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:32.730 this door. And then... Before she really got 00:54:32.730 --> 00:54:37.170 settled in into this like little Puppet display 00:54:37.170 --> 00:54:40.409 she makes sure to close the curtains and still 00:54:40.409 --> 00:54:44.309 leaves it like a Four inch wide gap in between 00:54:44.309 --> 00:54:46.510 where you can still see her ass sticking in the 00:54:46.510 --> 00:55:00.320 air. This is when you see the tooth fairy She 00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:03.599 rides it to the wall right behind Meg. Doesn't 00:55:03.599 --> 00:55:07.300 see that there's no back to the theater thing 00:55:07.300 --> 00:55:11.139 that Meg is in. Does not see her. She comes back 00:55:11.139 --> 00:55:14.119 into the front of the theater, goes around her 00:55:14.119 --> 00:55:17.320 to knock on a fake door. She looks, well, she 00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:20.719 looks over the top and there's nothing, there's 00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:23.039 nothing over it. So she looks over and she's 00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:25.619 like, where you're hiding. And then you're like, 00:55:25.739 --> 00:55:28.360 okay, so she definitely sees her, but I guess 00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:30.670 didn't. To be fair, he does have those little 00:55:30.670 --> 00:55:35.690 nostril eyes. I'm sure her field of view is not 00:55:35.690 --> 00:55:37.989 wide. I should have written this down with like 00:55:37.989 --> 00:55:39.230 timestamps because I think that would have been 00:55:39.230 --> 00:55:42.030 more helpful than just my, all of my, the notes 00:55:42.030 --> 00:55:46.190 that I have for this. So this is when she is, 00:55:46.389 --> 00:55:49.510 like the cops arrive, right? Yeah. She says, 00:55:49.690 --> 00:55:52.070 fine, if I can't get you, your friend had pretty 00:55:52.070 --> 00:55:56.550 teeth. And so, like, then why are you chasing 00:55:56.550 --> 00:55:59.130 Meg with such feracity and said, I'm the one, 00:55:59.289 --> 00:56:01.789 you're the one I came for. But then you just 00:56:01.789 --> 00:56:04.309 have her in this room and now you're just going 00:56:04.309 --> 00:56:07.710 to leave? The buildup, for some reason. I don't 00:56:07.710 --> 00:56:09.690 know what she's got against this family. Maybe 00:56:09.690 --> 00:56:13.769 they were orthodontists. There has to be some 00:56:13.769 --> 00:56:16.809 kind of reasoning that came up in Tooth Fairies 00:56:16.809 --> 00:56:20.269 1 through 4. I sure hope so. I don't think that 00:56:20.269 --> 00:56:23.550 I will be going back to find out. I'm good. But 00:56:23.550 --> 00:56:27.210 I'm curious. I might look up the synopsis. And 00:56:27.210 --> 00:56:30.829 yeah, so she goes after Becca, the cops show 00:56:30.829 --> 00:56:35.650 up, and Meg and Becca, so happy to see each other 00:56:35.650 --> 00:56:39.329 alive, hug with a murderer still in the building 00:56:39.329 --> 00:56:44.909 with them for a solid 45 seconds. There are two 00:56:44.909 --> 00:56:53.940 gigantic hugs. Maybe wait until the Tooth, steal, 00:56:54.019 --> 00:56:56.920 and murder is in handcuffs before you hug, because 00:56:56.920 --> 00:57:00.559 that is how you get got. There was some tension 00:57:00.559 --> 00:57:03.059 between them for most of the movie, and that 00:57:03.059 --> 00:57:04.739 was one of the moments. I could see that. Yeah. 00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:08.059 I could see that. So, shockingly, they don't 00:57:08.059 --> 00:57:12.480 find her. No way. I know, right? Wild. Meg and 00:57:12.480 --> 00:57:15.659 Becca are talking to the cop, trying to relive 00:57:15.659 --> 00:57:18.340 all of these events. Are you sure it was her? 00:57:18.500 --> 00:57:21.159 Yes, I'm sure it was her. the same cop from last 00:57:21.159 --> 00:57:24.380 time this this police force is a force of one 00:57:24.380 --> 00:57:27.119 it's a one -man band over there they they have 00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:29.179 this conversation with the cop all is right with 00:57:29.179 --> 00:57:31.199 the world theoretically they've got all their 00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:33.500 middle of the day too yeah they're next to a 00:57:33.500 --> 00:57:35.820 window and it's bright and shiny all the king's 00:57:35.820 --> 00:57:38.639 horses all the king's men are on are on this 00:57:38.639 --> 00:57:42.539 case they go back home and suddenly nighttime 00:57:42.539 --> 00:57:46.579 out of nowhere so i stand corrected two two nighttime 00:57:46.579 --> 00:57:49.500 scenes Suddenly night time the cop is out on 00:57:49.500 --> 00:57:52.280 patrol and the tooth fairy sneaks up behind him 00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:55.119 kills him takes his gun so he has his gun drawn 00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:57.199 and he's walking around the perimeter of the 00:57:57.199 --> 00:58:01.280 house and He for whatever reason goes over to 00:58:01.280 --> 00:58:05.039 the grill He opens the grill and sets his gun 00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:08.840 down I was expecting to see like some like roasting 00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:11.179 teeth or something on the grill or something 00:58:11.179 --> 00:58:13.719 that would have Indicated why he would need to 00:58:13.719 --> 00:58:15.639 open the grill when he's looking for somebody 00:58:16.230 --> 00:58:19.989 and the gun teleports to the tooth fairy's hand. 00:58:20.070 --> 00:58:22.769 She pistol whips him like the lightest little 00:58:22.769 --> 00:58:24.469 tap on the back of the head you've ever seen 00:58:24.469 --> 00:58:26.590 and then he's dead. No, she hits him with the 00:58:26.590 --> 00:58:30.150 hammer. No, she doesn't. Yes, she does. No, she 00:58:30.150 --> 00:58:34.130 doesn't. I had to rewind it. I had to rewind 00:58:34.130 --> 00:58:36.829 it like four or five times because they find 00:58:36.829 --> 00:58:39.789 her hammer at the school. So obviously that's 00:58:39.789 --> 00:58:41.750 evidence now. So the police are at the school. 00:58:41.750 --> 00:58:43.969 He said that they're searching the school for 00:58:43.969 --> 00:58:46.030 evidence. They're searching for the lady. And 00:58:46.030 --> 00:58:48.849 so if you go back and watch it, he sets his gun 00:58:48.849 --> 00:58:52.769 down on the grill. She comes up behind him with 00:58:52.769 --> 00:58:56.090 his gun and pistol whips him in the back of the 00:58:56.090 --> 00:58:59.349 head. And all of a sudden he's completely unconscious 00:58:59.349 --> 00:59:01.969 and unresponsive. Go back and look. Am I going 00:59:01.969 --> 00:59:04.289 to have to go watch part of this movie? You will. 00:59:04.349 --> 00:59:07.170 You are going to have to. So they find the hammer 00:59:07.170 --> 00:59:09.889 at the school. How does she have it again? Exactly. 00:59:11.050 --> 00:59:15.079 Exactly. apparently all these people just carry 00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:18.139 baby hammers around in their house I don't know 00:59:18.139 --> 00:59:22.139 okay so somehow despite the fact that they were 00:59:22.139 --> 00:59:25.800 just in incredible danger from a person that 00:59:25.800 --> 00:59:29.400 is on the loose looking for those two specifically 00:59:29.400 --> 00:59:31.679 they don't know for sure that all the doors are 00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:33.840 locked feels like a thing that you would be very 00:59:33.840 --> 00:59:36.260 picky about until the end of your days and they 00:59:36.260 --> 00:59:38.699 wait until someone knocks on the door to go check 00:59:38.699 --> 00:59:42.949 so this exchange is not very long Becca is shot 00:59:42.949 --> 00:59:45.150 through the keyhole through the keyhole in the 00:59:45.150 --> 00:59:47.409 door. And again, people would have come in handy. 00:59:48.010 --> 00:59:49.630 I mean, this movie was made in twenty twenty 00:59:49.630 --> 00:59:52.289 two and seems to be set in present day. So like 00:59:52.289 --> 00:59:56.630 or ring ring camera cam. Yeah, something in a 00:59:56.630 --> 01:00:01.409 little bit of security. And also, so Becca couldn't 01:00:01.409 --> 01:00:03.829 use her cell phone whenever they were being chased 01:00:03.829 --> 01:00:05.769 because her phone was dead. So she had to go 01:00:05.769 --> 01:00:08.250 find a landline, which she found. They come back 01:00:08.250 --> 01:00:11.150 to the house. I'll call the police. Oh, my phone's 01:00:11.150 --> 01:00:13.099 dead. Don't you think if you're in that kind 01:00:13.099 --> 01:00:14.800 of a situation, the first thing you would do 01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:18.840 is charge your phone? She was traumatized. Well, 01:00:18.840 --> 01:00:20.920 Meg is pissed. She was in shock. She's like, 01:00:21.320 --> 01:00:23.159 what do you mean? You said whenever you got home, 01:00:23.239 --> 01:00:24.920 the first thing you were going to do was charge 01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:27.739 your phone. And then Becca's response is, well, 01:00:27.760 --> 01:00:30.139 where's your phone? I left it at the school. 01:00:30.659 --> 01:00:32.179 Well, I'm going to go charge it real quick. And 01:00:32.179 --> 01:00:34.300 as soon as it's charged, I'll call the police. 01:00:34.719 --> 01:00:36.219 And so while she's waiting for her to get charged, 01:00:36.219 --> 01:00:41.320 she goes to the door. Hello, who is it? And then 01:00:41.320 --> 01:00:42.980 the Tooth Fairy's on the other side of the door. 01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:47.980 Just has the gun just right there on the keyhole. 01:00:48.099 --> 01:00:50.059 The mail slot, right? No, it was the keyhole. 01:00:50.380 --> 01:00:54.760 And then you hear a shot and then the flash from 01:00:54.760 --> 01:00:57.360 the muzzle is inside the house. There's like 01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:01.099 a strobe. And then she walks in on Becca who's 01:01:01.099 --> 01:01:04.320 on the floor with just some stuff spattered on 01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:07.500 her eye. Super chill. You hear a gunshot in your 01:01:07.500 --> 01:01:09.269 house and you know you don't own a gun? And you 01:01:09.269 --> 01:01:11.550 know, your friend is out by the door and there's 01:01:11.550 --> 01:01:13.829 a murderer outside. She's just like, huh, what 01:01:13.829 --> 01:01:15.889 was that noise? Well, this was at Becca's house. 01:01:16.210 --> 01:01:17.710 They're at Becca's house. I thought this was, 01:01:17.829 --> 01:01:20.150 oh, okay. Yeah, because she said, you can stay 01:01:20.150 --> 01:01:23.130 here tonight and then however long else after 01:01:23.130 --> 01:01:25.469 that you need to. And then Meg was like, I might 01:01:25.469 --> 01:01:27.349 take you up on that. That was tension number 01:01:27.349 --> 01:01:32.010 two or three. Maybe it was three, but yeah. So 01:01:32.010 --> 01:01:34.789 the Tooth Fairy delivers something with the exact 01:01:34.789 --> 01:01:37.239 same amount of force as killed. everyone else 01:01:37.239 --> 01:01:40.079 in this movie to this point, just kind of stuns 01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:42.900 Meg. She sits her at a table across from Becca. 01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:45.300 Who's dead? She's tied to a chair incredibly 01:01:45.300 --> 01:01:48.639 loosely and decides to start monologuing about 01:01:48.639 --> 01:01:53.599 why she's like this. You sly dog. You got me 01:01:53.599 --> 01:01:59.539 monologuing. From the 60 second plot thing earlier, 01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:03.739 the reason that she is like this is because when 01:02:03.739 --> 01:02:06.440 she was young, it was just her and mother. mother 01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:09.679 and her and that's an exact line from this movie 01:02:09.679 --> 01:02:12.380 it is yeah she would have to brush her teeth 01:02:12.380 --> 01:02:16.539 before dinner feels like an odd choice not my 01:02:16.539 --> 01:02:18.659 place to judge i suppose she had to brush her 01:02:18.659 --> 01:02:20.780 teeth before dinner if she didn't brush her teeth 01:02:20.780 --> 01:02:23.400 before dinner she would be punished because her 01:02:23.400 --> 01:02:27.539 mother believed that the devil essentially came 01:02:27.539 --> 01:02:31.139 through cavities and so it created this complex 01:02:31.139 --> 01:02:34.199 in this escaped mental patient acting as the 01:02:34.199 --> 01:02:37.840 tooth fairy And so now, she needs to rid the 01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:40.260 devil from people by killing them and taking 01:02:40.260 --> 01:02:43.059 their perfectly healthy teeth. Yes. Becca, or 01:02:43.059 --> 01:02:45.139 not Becca, Becca is still dead across the table. 01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:47.559 With no exit wound, by the way. She's face down. 01:02:47.559 --> 01:02:50.019 Yeah, no, it's still in there. Her hair is pristine. 01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:53.559 Meg unties herself, starts grappling with the 01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:56.139 Tooth Fairy. Did you notice how the Tooth Fairy 01:02:56.139 --> 01:02:59.980 flinched because she knew that Meg was about 01:02:59.980 --> 01:03:03.969 to get up? Oh, I didn't catch that, no. That 01:03:03.969 --> 01:03:07.530 is awesome. Meg gets up and is like grappling 01:03:07.530 --> 01:03:10.230 with a tooth fairy, grabs the gun, does the same 01:03:10.230 --> 01:03:12.969 thing that everyone in a bad horror movie does, 01:03:13.590 --> 01:03:15.489 like kill them and ask questions later. You don't 01:03:15.489 --> 01:03:17.090 need to monologue. You don't need to say, this 01:03:17.090 --> 01:03:19.510 one's from my sister, which is not what she does, 01:03:19.530 --> 01:03:23.389 but it is pretty damn close. I didn't realize, 01:03:23.630 --> 01:03:26.150 like I knew the UK had very strict gun laws. 01:03:26.530 --> 01:03:30.309 I didn't realize that officers... there were 01:03:30.309 --> 01:03:33.530 only allowed to carry one bullet in their gun. 01:03:34.090 --> 01:03:37.650 To be fair, it was a water gun spray painted 01:03:37.650 --> 01:03:41.429 black. So I would imagine it had to do some serious 01:03:41.429 --> 01:03:43.289 modding to be able to hold that single bullet. 01:03:43.670 --> 01:03:46.750 We don't know that the cop didn't shoot the grill 01:03:46.750 --> 01:03:48.969 or something outside. Maybe he was in target 01:03:48.969 --> 01:03:51.269 practice before this. Yeah. And this was just 01:03:51.269 --> 01:03:56.070 the last bullet that killed Becca. Oh, I got 01:03:56.070 --> 01:03:59.469 to save this one in case shit goes down. So, 01:03:59.869 --> 01:04:02.309 Meg is out here monologuing now. Gun pointed 01:04:02.309 --> 01:04:05.070 at the Tooth Fairy. Shocker. There are no bullets. 01:04:07.530 --> 01:04:10.429 Oh, man. Tooth Fairy gets the upper hand. They 01:04:10.429 --> 01:04:13.269 wrestle for a little bit. Meg runs to the door, 01:04:13.690 --> 01:04:17.349 is trying in slow motion to undo the latches 01:04:17.349 --> 01:04:19.710 that she literally just did, so how they could 01:04:19.710 --> 01:04:22.349 confuse her baffles me. Is trying to undo these 01:04:22.349 --> 01:04:25.210 latches in slow motion. Tooth Fairy walks up 01:04:25.210 --> 01:04:28.059 to her. Let's saunter. Yeah. Stabs are inside. 01:04:28.139 --> 01:04:31.260 Again. And then there wasn't any inclination 01:04:31.260 --> 01:04:34.719 of who the Tooth Fairy was talking to, but it's 01:04:34.719 --> 01:04:38.800 a Tarantino vantage point from the trunk or the 01:04:38.800 --> 01:04:41.780 hatch of what we can assume. Oh, I don't know. 01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:44.019 It wouldn't be the, I wouldn't think that it 01:04:44.019 --> 01:04:47.500 would be Sammy's car, but looks very similar. 01:04:47.699 --> 01:04:50.260 And she says, I'm taking you with me and then 01:04:50.260 --> 01:04:53.059 closes it and then credits roll. And there you 01:04:53.059 --> 01:04:57.239 go. There's Tooth Fairy. Drill. to kill with 01:04:57.239 --> 01:05:00.900 absolutely no drills and really nothing and no 01:05:00.900 --> 01:05:03.820 kills if we're being for realsies except for 01:05:03.820 --> 01:05:06.739 a few yeah that would actually kill anybody even 01:05:06.739 --> 01:05:10.320 even a knife to the kidney you can survive you 01:05:10.320 --> 01:05:12.920 can get to the hospital she puts the chisel like 01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:15.320 all the way in her i'm pretty sure i mean she 01:05:15.320 --> 01:05:17.679 could absolutely survive it all of them have 01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:22.079 the the survival instincts of a lemming but yeah 01:05:22.079 --> 01:05:25.780 well i mean We haven't really worked out this 01:05:25.780 --> 01:05:28.460 system yet. What our grading scale is going to 01:05:28.460 --> 01:05:33.360 be I had two different I had two different ratings 01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:37.219 for this movie. Oh, okay. I gave this movie one 01:05:37.219 --> 01:05:43.199 molar Alternatively I give this movie zero drills 01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:47.840 because why was her weapon a hammer? Yeah, I 01:05:47.840 --> 01:05:50.360 don't know my those are my ratings. It's either 01:05:50.360 --> 01:05:54.070 one molar or zero drills. Yeah, I mean That's 01:05:54.070 --> 01:05:57.510 being generous. If I were writing a review, it 01:05:57.510 --> 01:06:00.409 would be, I give this one molar, but that's only 01:06:00.409 --> 01:06:02.610 because it won't let me give it zero molars. 01:06:04.090 --> 01:06:09.869 I just, I could not find, as soon as it was over, 01:06:10.150 --> 01:06:13.590 I could not find a redeeming quality out of any 01:06:13.590 --> 01:06:16.010 of it. Yeah, I got nothing. I couldn't point 01:06:16.010 --> 01:06:18.210 to something and say, you know, that part, at 01:06:18.210 --> 01:06:23.159 least that part was well done. Yeah. I... I was 01:06:23.159 --> 01:06:25.440 trying to be like like devil's advocate the whole 01:06:25.440 --> 01:06:27.119 movie and I was trying to find that one thing 01:06:27.119 --> 01:06:30.199 that was just like I mean at least whatever the 01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:32.280 the setting makes no sense the whole thing is 01:06:32.280 --> 01:06:33.920 filmed during the day despite the fact that it 01:06:33.920 --> 01:06:36.900 takes place from what I would imagine is 3 pm 01:06:36.900 --> 01:06:43.679 to 10 pm ish of the next day the characters are 01:06:43.679 --> 01:06:46.019 to put it mildly a bit flat one -dimensional 01:06:46.019 --> 01:06:50.280 the death scenes are feel like they were supposed 01:06:50.280 --> 01:06:52.280 to have been sped up in post, but maybe it would 01:06:52.280 --> 01:06:54.900 have made the run time a little too short. Again, 01:06:55.559 --> 01:06:57.900 actually, I don't know if this was before we 01:06:57.900 --> 01:07:01.559 started recording or after, but in a great deal 01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:04.179 of the time that the Tooth Fairy is using a knife, 01:07:04.579 --> 01:07:07.039 she uses the back of it. She uses the flat side 01:07:07.039 --> 01:07:09.599 of this knife. She does. And it somehow cuts 01:07:09.599 --> 01:07:12.139 what we're supposed to assume, I believe, is 01:07:12.139 --> 01:07:14.480 the Achilles tendon. From the front of the foot, 01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:18.159 yeah. as well as cutting the, oh, is the extra 01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:20.019 teacher that I forgot about, is that the one 01:07:20.019 --> 01:07:22.099 where she does like the smile cut? Yes. Does 01:07:22.099 --> 01:07:24.960 like the Dahlia? Okay. That is done with the 01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:28.760 back of the knife. The amount of just like, if 01:07:28.760 --> 01:07:33.320 you're trying, if your goal is to take out people's 01:07:33.320 --> 01:07:36.900 teeth, why not go for pliers? I know it's a little 01:07:36.900 --> 01:07:39.420 thing, but why not go for pliers? Why not? Or 01:07:39.420 --> 01:07:41.460 if you're going to use a hammer and a chisel 01:07:41.460 --> 01:07:43.710 for some reason. Maybe kill them first so that 01:07:43.710 --> 01:07:45.849 you can get like actual, like the whole teeth 01:07:45.849 --> 01:07:49.289 out instead of just the little above ground pieces. 01:07:49.949 --> 01:07:53.289 I don't think Forethought is really the Tooth 01:07:53.289 --> 01:07:57.469 Fairy's, uh, M .O. I couldn't tell you what really 01:07:57.469 --> 01:07:59.510 her M .O. is because it seems to be all over 01:07:59.510 --> 01:08:03.150 the place. Uh, she doesn't seem to have a certain 01:08:03.150 --> 01:08:07.250 goal in mind or a task that she is hoping to 01:08:07.250 --> 01:08:12.610 achieve. But, uh, yeah, I mean, it's, uh, If 01:08:12.610 --> 01:08:16.930 I had to pick someone out of the movie that should 01:08:16.930 --> 01:08:19.869 maybe have this one scrubbed from their IMDB, 01:08:20.090 --> 01:08:23.850 I think it'd probably be Becca. She was fine. 01:08:24.189 --> 01:08:26.970 She was all right. The rest of them deserve it. 01:08:27.250 --> 01:08:30.909 They deserve to have them followed by Tooth Fairy, 01:08:31.210 --> 01:08:33.050 Drill to Kill, for the rest of their careers. 01:08:33.489 --> 01:08:37.270 The next time that I have an hour and a half 01:08:37.270 --> 01:08:40.020 to spare. and literally nothing on my to -do 01:08:40.020 --> 01:08:42.420 list. I think I might watch Tooth Fairy, Queen 01:08:42.420 --> 01:08:44.180 of Pain, which is the fourth one in this franchise 01:08:44.180 --> 01:08:47.359 because it does give backstory for this trip. 01:08:47.500 --> 01:08:50.479 I believe they killed everyone but Sammy. Okay. 01:08:50.619 --> 01:08:52.979 Well, I'm gonna need some time to cleanse this 01:08:52.979 --> 01:08:56.140 one from my palette first, but yeah, I'd be willing 01:08:56.140 --> 01:09:00.100 to take a whack at it. Okay, so final, what is 01:09:00.100 --> 01:09:02.539 your final reading? Brush your teeth or take 01:09:02.539 --> 01:09:04.920 the punishment is what I took away from this 01:09:04.920 --> 01:09:07.359 movie. I'm gonna start using that too. Let me 01:09:07.359 --> 01:09:09.819 start using that at bedtime. Brush your teeth 01:09:09.819 --> 01:09:12.359 or take the punishment. And this is done before 01:09:12.359 --> 01:09:15.560 dinner, correct? Yes, obviously. And then after 01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:17.560 too, because obviously... They also have to brush 01:09:17.560 --> 01:09:19.819 their teeth after dinner? I didn't specify that 01:09:19.819 --> 01:09:22.779 she had to brush her teeth after dinner. I would 01:09:22.779 --> 01:09:25.939 assume to create such a psychosis that this girl 01:09:25.939 --> 01:09:28.680 just spent her entire childhood just brushing 01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:31.640 her teeth non -stop. And that's how they grew 01:09:31.640 --> 01:09:33.899 so big. Did she brush her teeth so much that 01:09:33.899 --> 01:09:36.420 her lips wore away? Her lips wore away and her 01:09:36.420 --> 01:09:38.720 teeth grew so big because they were so healthy 01:09:38.720 --> 01:09:42.439 from being so clean. And then they just, they 01:09:42.439 --> 01:09:44.479 fused together. I might never brush my teeth 01:09:44.479 --> 01:09:50.199 again. Oh, what a steaming pile of a waste of 01:09:50.199 --> 01:09:53.800 our time. What a movie, man. What a movie. What 01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:56.960 a movie. All right. So if you were to fix the 01:09:56.960 --> 01:10:01.079 plot, if you had, if you could save this movie, 01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:04.479 what would you do? First thing I would do would 01:10:04.479 --> 01:10:07.300 be redesign the Tooth Fairy because it's ridiculous. 01:10:08.359 --> 01:10:12.800 I would probably give her a dental backstory, 01:10:13.640 --> 01:10:18.680 a dentist gone rogue. She was a dentist or she 01:10:18.680 --> 01:10:21.779 was abused by a dentist? No, she was a dentist 01:10:21.779 --> 01:10:26.600 and just went crazy and started believing that 01:10:26.600 --> 01:10:32.199 the that the devil hides in rotten teeth. I would 01:10:32.159 --> 01:10:38.359 Make her more Choosy if that's gonna be her thing 01:10:38.359 --> 01:10:41.840 that's gonna be rotten teeth then okay, someone's 01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:47.579 drinking a soda boom dead Someone is enjoying 01:10:47.579 --> 01:10:53.220 a Nice glass of water you get to live. Okay. 01:10:53.239 --> 01:10:56.520 I saw floss in their trashcan. There you go. 01:10:56.880 --> 01:10:59.710 Yeah. Yeah, they're good. They're good Yeah, 01:10:59.710 --> 01:11:02.310 and then as far as I wouldn't put it in a move 01:11:02.310 --> 01:11:04.630 I wouldn't put it in a school because the school 01:11:04.630 --> 01:11:07.029 had nothing to do with anything it just seemed 01:11:07.029 --> 01:11:09.329 like the only place that they could get to film 01:11:09.329 --> 01:11:12.850 was out of school and therefore Therefore they 01:11:12.850 --> 01:11:14.829 had to make the story revolve around the school. 01:11:15.250 --> 01:11:18.149 Yeah I mean if you're using the same actors and 01:11:18.149 --> 01:11:22.130 all that then I think those changes could be 01:11:22.130 --> 01:11:24.329 Enough I would take out the first 20 minutes 01:11:24.329 --> 01:11:28.170 all the stuff with Sammy unnecessary and then 01:11:28.819 --> 01:11:32.880 Yeah, I think that that could turn this from 01:11:32.880 --> 01:11:35.819 a steaming pile into something that is still 01:11:35.819 --> 01:11:40.000 bad, but there's still parts of it that you could 01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:45.840 remember. What about you? If I were to make adjustments 01:11:45.840 --> 01:11:48.420 to this movie, I would go one of two directions. 01:11:48.920 --> 01:11:52.119 One, if I'm gonna keep the plot line and all 01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:54.300 of the acting and things the way that it is, 01:11:54.359 --> 01:11:57.250 I would lean a little bit more scary movie. I 01:11:57.250 --> 01:11:59.329 would just up the ante on the ridiculous props. 01:11:59.829 --> 01:12:02.770 We're keeping the tricycle, obviously. You could 01:12:02.770 --> 01:12:05.329 honestly do a genuine kids hammer, one of the 01:12:05.329 --> 01:12:08.170 ones that's plastic and fun colors, because it's 01:12:08.170 --> 01:12:10.430 just as effective as the hammer that she's using. 01:12:10.609 --> 01:12:13.470 One that squeaks? Yes. Just one of those little 01:12:13.470 --> 01:12:18.189 gavels. I think that'd be fun. Maybe give her 01:12:18.189 --> 01:12:22.189 a fun little set of scars on her back, like she 01:12:22.189 --> 01:12:24.979 maybe had wings at one point. She's a deranged 01:12:24.979 --> 01:12:27.659 person, so I don't feel like an injury like that 01:12:27.659 --> 01:12:29.819 would be out of the question. Maybe she was convinced 01:12:29.819 --> 01:12:32.359 that she was, in fact, at one point, the Tooth 01:12:32.359 --> 01:12:35.159 Fairy, and then she fell from grace, and now 01:12:35.159 --> 01:12:38.819 she's out for revenge because why not? Or make 01:12:38.819 --> 01:12:41.199 her the actual Tooth Fairy. Or make her the actual 01:12:41.199 --> 01:12:43.359 Tooth Fairy, for sure. Like a murderous pixie. 01:12:43.579 --> 01:12:45.979 And then you go after candy execs. There you 01:12:45.979 --> 01:12:49.640 go. Luigi Mangione style. If I were legitimately 01:12:49.640 --> 01:12:53.399 fixing this movie, I think that I would... I 01:12:53.399 --> 01:12:55.239 wouldn't necessarily take out the Sammy thing 01:12:55.239 --> 01:12:57.340 because I do know that it connects to the previous 01:12:57.340 --> 01:13:01.359 films, but I would shorten it and I would establish 01:13:01.359 --> 01:13:04.340 at the beginning that Meg and Sammy are sisters. 01:13:04.699 --> 01:13:08.060 I think the school thing is fine technically, 01:13:08.159 --> 01:13:11.439 but I think there's ways to go about establishing 01:13:11.439 --> 01:13:13.699 these kind of like traumatic backstories and 01:13:13.699 --> 01:13:17.300 stuff without them having the like shimmery like 01:13:17.300 --> 01:13:19.579 fade to a flashback kind of things when they 01:13:19.579 --> 01:13:22.760 look at a photograph. Like it's just bad. It's 01:13:22.760 --> 01:13:24.899 bad storytelling. And then for the gore stuff, 01:13:25.039 --> 01:13:28.340 I would give the actors or possibly the camera 01:13:28.340 --> 01:13:30.640 people more training in either stage fighting 01:13:30.640 --> 01:13:32.680 or perspective because I think there's a way 01:13:32.680 --> 01:13:35.520 to make it look like someone has actually been 01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:38.420 hit by the thing. But there's only there's one 01:13:38.420 --> 01:13:41.220 scene in the entire movie where the tooth fairy 01:13:41.220 --> 01:13:43.720 looks like she has actually physically hit the 01:13:43.720 --> 01:13:46.020 person that she is trying to assault. And that 01:13:46.020 --> 01:13:50.020 is at the very end. That's because she goes part 01:13:50.020 --> 01:13:51.560 with that hammer. But the rest of them, it's 01:13:51.560 --> 01:13:53.500 just like a little bunk and then they're dead. 01:13:53.739 --> 01:13:57.579 If they used a little bit more time on like the 01:13:57.579 --> 01:13:59.899 special effects and stuff, you could use more 01:13:59.899 --> 01:14:03.140 than just blood caps and do actual like the you 01:14:03.140 --> 01:14:06.420 could even get like the cheap like scar tissue 01:14:06.420 --> 01:14:08.600 makeup stuff. And I don't think that would be 01:14:08.600 --> 01:14:10.720 dramatically different. But I think it would 01:14:10.720 --> 01:14:14.239 make a lot of changes to the quality of the movie 01:14:14.239 --> 01:14:16.380 if it looked like anyone had actually gotten 01:14:16.380 --> 01:14:19.220 hurt by the things that happened to them. Like 01:14:19.220 --> 01:14:22.479 especially Maybe some more squibs. Yes. Yeah, 01:14:22.479 --> 01:14:26.579 I would add some like VFX kind of makeup. And 01:14:26.579 --> 01:14:29.319 I think that would honestly do a great deal to 01:14:29.319 --> 01:14:32.060 the movie. I agree. It would bring it up to like 01:14:32.060 --> 01:14:36.079 maybe a bicuspid, a K9. What are your front teeth 01:14:36.079 --> 01:14:38.600 called? I think those are incisors, aren't they? 01:14:39.020 --> 01:14:42.460 I don't know. I did definitely Google the different 01:14:42.460 --> 01:14:45.399 types of teeth so that I could make this nonsense 01:14:45.399 --> 01:14:51.489 grading system. Well. All in all, it was a movie. 01:14:51.890 --> 01:14:55.310 The only reason I could think of for people to 01:14:55.310 --> 01:15:00.130 watch this movie is if they want to confirm all 01:15:00.130 --> 01:15:03.770 the idiocy that we described in this episode. 01:15:03.930 --> 01:15:08.409 I think it is a fun watch if you have literally 01:15:08.409 --> 01:15:10.630 nothing better to do with your time. If you are 01:15:10.630 --> 01:15:15.970 like me and you have a fascination with low -budget 01:15:15.970 --> 01:15:19.029 horror movies, this movie is for you. Is it good? 01:15:19.229 --> 01:15:23.390 No, it's an absolute waste of your time. 100%. 01:15:23.390 --> 01:15:26.609 Is it worth a watch? Jokingly, yes. If you watch 01:15:26.609 --> 01:15:29.130 it alone, I don't think it's worth it. If you're 01:15:29.130 --> 01:15:31.210 watching it with another person so that you can 01:15:31.210 --> 01:15:33.810 mock it the whole time, maybe. I watched it solo. 01:15:34.090 --> 01:15:37.850 I don't recommend. I did too. I almost fell asleep, 01:15:38.010 --> 01:15:42.229 like two or three times. I mean, we didn't necessarily, 01:15:42.550 --> 01:15:44.930 like we watched it solo, but I also feel like 01:15:44.930 --> 01:15:47.470 this makes up for that. So if this were the... 01:15:47.470 --> 01:15:49.340 Yeah. Like if we were watching it together, I 01:15:49.340 --> 01:15:51.579 think it would be fun. Not for a quality standpoint, 01:15:51.819 --> 01:15:55.460 but just as a way to pass some time. All right. 01:15:55.460 --> 01:15:59.060 Well, that is our first movie review in the books. 01:16:00.000 --> 01:16:05.340 Let us know what you thought on TikTok, Instagram, 01:16:05.880 --> 01:16:10.000 Twitter, Cash Exchange Pod, email, cashexchangepod 01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:13.560 at gmail .com. While you're there, if you could 01:16:13.560 --> 01:16:16.659 subscribe, if you could drop a few likes, if 01:16:16.659 --> 01:16:20.140 you liked anything. Leave us a comment and tell 01:16:20.140 --> 01:16:22.239 us how you really feel, but be nice about it. 01:16:22.300 --> 01:16:24.720 Don't be an asshole. If you've seen this movie, 01:16:24.939 --> 01:16:27.359 let us know your perspective. Are we completely 01:16:27.359 --> 01:16:31.800 off base? Is this a cinematic masterpiece? I 01:16:31.800 --> 01:16:33.699 would absolutely love to have that conversation. 01:16:34.300 --> 01:16:39.000 If we have been misled by starting at the fifth 01:16:39.000 --> 01:16:42.720 movie in the series, let us know if 1 -3 -4 are 01:16:42.720 --> 01:16:46.159 worth the watch. I will do my best next time 01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:48.460 to not choose something so deep into a franchise 01:16:48.460 --> 01:16:51.439 I didn't know existed. I will not just suggest 01:16:51.439 --> 01:16:55.199 something that did not exist. And on that note, 01:16:55.380 --> 01:16:56.279 we're out. We'll see you.