Imagine how much simpler your life would be if
you didn't just binge watch all the things. How
hard it would have been for me to watch a whole
season of American Dad today. If I had to get
up and put four separate discs into my PlayStation.
Completely different ballgame. Yeah, yeah. My
Apple Watch wouldn't be harassing me. Hey, are
you dead? Can you stand up and let me know you're
alive? Welcome to the show, people. Welcome to
the show. Eat my shorts. So here is to conversation.
Tranquility Base here. Vehicle has landed. Welcome
to the Cash Exchange. Welcome. What's up? Not
much. I am off today, so I've been doing a whole
lot of nothing. I've watched, I think, a season
and a half, probably, of American Dad throughout
my day. Oh, yeah? Mm -hmm. Doing super productive
things. That's fun. Nothing wrong with a lazy
day. I mean, it's better than being online and
learning literally anything. That happens on
there right now. That's true. A lot of silliness.
You are shielding yourself from that. I'm just
out here living my best life. Best I can. Still
in H -Town. Still here. All of a sudden the thing
says Florida because you just get sporadic rains.
I was out today and bright and sunny and then
not even a minute later it just starts downpouring
for like maybe 10 minutes and then just completely
went away. So I think Houston's having an identity
crisis right now. I heard Dallas is doing the
same. We haven't gotten a drop of rain in Austin.
Well, lucky you. Our little bubble is shielded.
I don't mind the rain. It's not been crazy hot,
so it's not that super sticky rain. Oh, it's
sticky as hell here. So I definitely mind the
rain. Houston's always like that, though. Yeah,
that's gross. Year -round sticky. All right,
you ready to get into your three things? Let's
go. What do you got? What do nuclear waste, cheerleaders,
and summer camps have in common? Nuclear waste,
cheerleaders, and summer camps. Correctamundo.
They were all episodes in the Disney Plus collection
of The Simpsons Predicts. What is that based
on? Absolutely nothing, but I can think of Simpsons
episodes that revolve around all three. Yeah,
like Blinky, the three -eyed fish? And when Bart
goes all Lord of the Flies at Camp Krusty? Yeah.
Or when Homer goes to Rock and Roll Camp. Yeah.
Are mascots considered cheerleaders? I was about
to say, I maybe don't have a cheerleading episode
for The Simpsons. I mean, there are lots of them.
I'm sure there is one. There's like 30. Six seasons?
There's an episode where Lisa tries out for a
cheerleader to be a cheerleader with the cool
girls. Is that where she tries on all of her
identities because she can't be a cheerleader?
So she's like goth Lisa and hippie Lisa? I think
so, yeah. I do love that. So it's not The Simpsons?
It is not The Simpsons, no. Not this go -around.
One day we'll get around to that episode. So
I'm sure we got a lot to say. Can we? Because
I'm... I don't know where they're at with the
commentary on... Is that legally safe? I don't
know how that works. If you have a podcast episode
on The Simpsons. I mean, it's all fair use, yeah.
In that case, yeah, we could have a whole Stuff
You Should Know worth of Simpsons episode. Keep
an eye out. They are... Common themes in horror
movies. Boom. But you knew that. We were just
doing a little playlet here. Because if you stick
around to the end of the episode, we have an
announcement to make. That I, particularly, am
pretty excited about. Me too. That is correct.
Low budget, especially low budget horror. I think
that most... Most horror movies that want to
be taken seriously are going to probably steer
clear of like nuclear waste situations, killer
cheerleaders, vampire cheerleaders, summer camp.
You have Friday the 13th, Jason Voorhees, Camp
Crystal, Camp Crystal, Camp Crystal Lake. But
that was like the. big one and then everything
else just copied after that yeah but yeah today
is about low budget horror movies how much do
you know about them i i like to think that i
know a good amount i have a a fascination with
low budget horror specifically and it started
five -ish probably years ago because i remember
whenever i think it was during covid um Hulu
put out this like series of shorts because they
did a little like film festival and it was called
Huluween. All of these episodes were three minutes
long and they were just low budget silliness,
but they were so, they were so fun. And so it
just got me on this kick of like, honestly, a
lot of that is probably because after I watched
all of them, Hulu was like, you might also like,
and I did, I did like, I can't even think of
a good, like ridiculous one. But one that keeps
getting recommended to me on Hulu specifically
is called Slother House. It's a killer sloth
in a sorority house, which I'm pretty psyched
to watch this year. Did that pop up in my research?
No, it did not. But I do have a bunch of movies
that are in that realm. Yeah, I got the same
thing. I recently watched a movie that you suggested
on Hulu. And yeah, ever since then, it's been
the same genre and the same caliber that that
movie held is now filling my recommendations.
Part of that is probably because we're at the
end of September, so we're getting into October,
Halloween. So I'm sure they're really pushing
a lot of that stuff right now because it's what?
I mean, it's the time of year people are most
interested in that. But some of the just based
on the title of these movies and the cover art
alone, it's just there's a lot of not very well
people in this world. Absolutely. 100%. I think
one of the biggest indicators of the fact that
there are a lot of unwell people are how obscenely
quick. people are to make a horror movie about
things that have just gone into the public domain
the amount of turnaround time between steamboat
willie going into the public domain and mousetrap
insane they were ready yeah and so now now we
have a plethora of twin movies that are battling
it out for which one can be worse yeah i've heard
that what is mount mouse house house of mouse
what is it I think there might be a third one.
This might be a triplet situation. Because there's
something, there's another one about. There's,
what is it, Screamboat? There's Screamboat, yeah.
Hold on. Screamboat did get a 50 % on Rotten
Tomatoes, which I think is kind of commendable,
given what it is. Maybe not. I don't know what
I'm thinking of. But there are, so two Mickey
Mouse horror movies, two Popeye. horror movies
mean one the grinch horror movie i know i'm missing
some i just saw them on peacock because a bunch
of them are on peacock now yeah and i cannot
think of what they are imitating it depends on
kind of what kinds of story or parody you're
looking at because there's a couple of like cinderella
ones there are uh five tooth fairy ones there's
Just all kinds of, uh, there's two Winnie the
Poohs. Oh yeah. Blood and honey and bloodier
and honeyer. That's not the actual title. I just
don't remember. That's the only thing I'm ever
going to know it as. Uh, and then, yeah, there's
a, uh, I think there was a Alice in Wonderland.
There's one. I can see the picture, but it's
like fuzzy. I know as soon as I get off here
and I look at them, I'll be like, damn, I wish
I'd mentioned that. They pretty recently made
a Jack and Jill one. Jack and Jill on Murder
Hill or something like that. Again, probably
not the actual title, but that's the only thing
I'm going to know it as. I mean, I will give
them points for creativity, though, because,
I mean, not so much just taking a character and
making them murderous, but... There are some
that have some thought put into them. Like for
Blood and Honey with Piglet, they just, they
did a 180. And instead of Piglet being this tiny
little pig, it is a massive tusked hog. I need
you to watch the sequel because I think what
it does is very interesting. It gives like a
background to all of the Hundred Acre Woods beings.
Okay. Yeah, I'll have to watch it with Emily
when I get back. So, I don't know about you,
but for me personally, one of the expected perks,
especially when access was few and far between
as a young 'un. It was never like a guarantee,
but 99 out of 100 times it was the case that
there would be boobs in any low budget horror.
Sure. Because it's a layup. And so I don't want
to say that's where my love started or that's
why my love started for these types of movies,
but it definitely helped. Yeah. I know. I mean,
errant boobs just out of nowhere. can can save
some of the worst projects i i don't know that
i share that perspective but i can understand
it i don't know that i've ever i think that's
like the hallmark of a like summer camp if not
if not all of them because it's not necessarily
a thing that i've paid attention for or looked
out for but like definitely the summer camp movies
are just It'll be cheerleaders in the locker
room. It'll be getting it on in the woods. It'll
be a woman being attacked by someone and they
throw nuclear waste on her and her shirt dissolves.
That's where the creativity really shines. Yeah.
In these movies. It's just how they show the
boobs. How creatively they can display boobs.
Yes. Yes. That's not. For the final edit of this
episode, but that might be a good rating system.
Use of boobs. That would definitely be a category
that would come into play for my reviews. All
right. So I know we are mostly basing this around
bad, low -budget horror movies, but is there
such thing as a good low -budget horror movie?
100%. Yeah. Can you name any off the top of your
head? Saw was a film school project. Blair Witch
was a found footage movie that required basically
no budget outside of the people in it. There's
a couple more that I think were the first of
a franchise in the 90s or the early 2000s that
were made to just be this little one -off campy
thing that turned into franchises. But because
they've gotten so big, you don't really remember
them for what they were. Did Final Destination
start like that? I think so, yeah. Paranormal
Activity. The whole thing was just basically
a webcam in 2005. If you had to guess, how much
did it cost to make Paranormal Activity in 2007?
I watched it fairly recently. And so I know the
whole thing takes... entirely takes place inside
of one house, which has to save on production
costs. There's only maybe four people in the
entire movie because it's the couple and then
the paranormal researcher person that they bring
in towards the end and then they don't. Is there
a priest? It's not a priest. It's like a discount
version of the... What are their names? Patrick
Wilson and Vera Farmiga. uh, like, uh, exorcists.
Yes. They essentially bring in like an exercise.
Yes. Uh, the Warrens, they basically bring in
a version of the Warrens. Uh, but yeah, I don't
think they ever show the entity. So I would imagine
it's a very cheap movie to make. Uh, I'm going
to guess, uh, a hundred thousand on the high
side. Oh, oh, You sweet summer child. For a movie
that was released in 2007 with a IMDB score of
only 6 .3 out of 10, which I was pretty surprised
by, but Paranormal Activity has a, it is 83 %
fresh from the critics, 57 % from audience. I
think that might be due. to maybe being a little
bitter about the sequels. Okay. Because whenever
Paranormal Activity came out, the first one,
it was a big deal. And people were like, have
you seen it yet? I saw it in theaters. I jumped.
It was terrifying. And yeah, it felt weird being
home after that. You just start hearing creaks
and noises. What was that? Yeah. No, it definitely
did its job. So I think the critics are more
on par with how people actually feel. 57 % for
audiences is really lower than I would have expected.
$15 ,000 to film the entirety. You know, I would
have dinged it a bit in my rating on it because
I was genuinely rooting for the main guy to die.
The whole movie. Micah? Yes. You don't like Micah?
Why? Not at all. He sucks. Just start to finish.
He sucks. Is it because he's trying to gaslight
Katie the whole time? Yes. Yeah. Well, you're
not hearing anything. Fine. I'll put up these
cameras. Oh, did you see that? Like, yeah. I
mean, it was just, it was the wind. I don't know.
In our living room. I was rooting for him to
die the whole, the whole run time. I mean, he
did. At the end. Eventually. Yeah. Spoiler alert.
That's where they blew their $15 ,000. To a movie
that came out 18 years ago. Do we still have
to do spoiler alerts? People are, they're whiny.
Blair Witch Project. So, 1999. Another huge deal.
6 .5 on IMDb. And I think this one is a product
of so many parodies that came after it. Is why
maybe the rating isn't as high as we thought
it would be. 86%. Critics, 57 % audience again.
Oh, interesting. And again, I think that is probably
because of fatigue from everything that parodied
it, everything that copied it since then. And
it wasn't the first one. It was the biggest one
of found footage movies. Yeah. They were everywhere.
First found footage. There was one specific movie
and it was a very like small scene in it that
kind of ruined found footage movies for me. What?
So there's a scene in, I want to say it's like
VHS two, which all of the VHSs are found footage
in essentially like they go into this hoarder's
house and it's just stacks and stacks and stacks
of VHSs. Um, the particular one that annoys the
absolute hell out of me is that the opening VHS
tape, is a dude recording with like meta smart
glasses. What is the process for taking a video
on your smart glasses? Because it like shows
him in the mirror with his little like blinking
red light on his Austin Powers gigantic glasses.
What is the process for making this video translating
it to a VHS? How does that happen? He's like
a hipster. You remember when vinyls weren't a
thing? And then people would be like, oh, I got
this song on vinyl. Have you heard it on vinyl?
The clicks and pops. That's how you know it's
real music, the vinyl. So maybe it's like that
kind of situation. But I will tell you, finding
a functioning VCR in 2020s. Next to impossible
unless you want to shell out some big money for
it. I feel like that can't be like it's got to
be in like thrift stores and stuff. Oh, that's
where we got ours. And we paid like 20 bucks
for it. Yeah. And it we just hobble it along.
Yeah. Yeah. We bought it for old home home videos
that are on VHSs. And. The tapes seem fine, but
you're constantly getting it's, oh, it's off
track. Oh, it's this, it's that. Oh, it's just
going to static in your ear for 30 seconds and
then it's going to start playing again. But to
buy them new, you're looking at like 500 bucks.
That's ridiculous. I was looking at, so earlier
today I was looking for VHS copies, DVD copies
of like the shows that I am most likely to go
rewatch. I was looking for The Simpsons specifically
because I very much like The Simpsons. Don't
want to keep all of my subscription services
forever, especially because the only thing I
think I use Disney Plus for is The Simpsons.
Yeah. To buy. They're expensive as hell, aren't
they? They discontinued DVDs at season 21. So
there's not even DVDs these days for The Simpsons.
There might be more reason than that. But to
get seasons 1 through 20, you were looking at
a minimum of $450, $60. Yep. Which is absurd
because we're still in a place where no one is
buying DVDs. I can get you sporadic DVDs. It
might be a disc from season 2. It might be two
discs from season 4. It might be... A non -functioning
disc from Season 7? I got them somewhere. The
ones that I was looking at, the only point to
their credit was that the ones I was looking
at did have every one of the The Simpsons -shaped
seasons, and those were the best. Yeah. Where
it's all the family plus... They came and they
asked to put on a shelf, but yeah. Worth it.
I can have a whole shelf of just The Simpsons.
And the annoying accordion thing you'd have to
pull out to get a disc. Imagine how much simpler
your life would be if you didn't just binge watch
all the things. How hard it would have been for
me to watch a whole season of American Dad today.
If I had to get up and put four separate discs
into my PlayStation. Completely different ballgame.
Yeah, yeah. My Apple Watch wouldn't be harassing
me. Hey, are you dead? Can you stand up and let
me know you're alive? By the way, first, what
is regarded as the first found footage film is
Cannibal Holocaust. Okay. Which was a found footage
film of them supposedly rescued out of the jungle
in South America somewhere. The director wanted
to sell it. So hard that it was a real movie
that he made the actors go into hiding for a
little while after the movie came out. And that
caused people to just assume that this movie
was real. He got brought into court on charges
like he was on his way to go to prison. He had
to bring the people into court and say it was
a movie. These people are alive. And it's still
it's banned in a lot of countries still. I have
not seen it. Will not watch it. But like I. I
can understand why it would be banned. Oh, an
actual actual people got hurt and animals died
during the making of Cannibal Holocaust. Can
you say can you say Holocaust on YouTube? We
have to bleep this out? I think bleeping it might
be worse in the same way that you can do, like,
she was unalived. Yeah. That is pretty stupid.
They need to change that rule. Like, it is what
it is. Shouldn't sugarcoat murder. Do we know
that it's a rule, though? Or did a bunch of people
on the internet just decide that it was going
to get them banned? And so they just... Everyone
has adopted it. Well, no. Because if you don't...
curtail to their verbiage then you get slapped
with a age restriction and then your visibility
goes into the toilet so it's not a hey we're
not telling you how to talk but there are consequences
if you don't play ball Yeah, the initial budget
for the Blair Witch Project was $60 ,000. And
the whole movie is just three people in the woods.
I was about to say that's surprising that that
would have that much higher of a budget than
paranormal activity. No, I think that there were
some people in the beginning. But the way they
did it was like really, really well done because
they would go. They had some actors in there
that knew what was going on. They would interview
them, but then they would also go and interview
other people in this area and say, hey, have
you heard about this and this and this? And some
of them like would like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's
been a legend around here for a long time. That's
crazy that with the right circumstances and the
right optics, how people will just believe whatever
you tell them. Without any effort on your part.
If you have a camera crew and you run up to them
with a microphone and you just say, can you believe
this thing? Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, God. So when
I was a kid, my grandma used to and that kind
of stuff. Insane that us pea brains are so gullible.
We're afraid to look uneducated. It does not
hold the distinction of being the most profitable
film ever made. That was Paranormal Activity.
which with a $15 ,000 budget, that makes sense.
But with $60 ,000, they turned that into $245
million worldwide. My God, that's impressive.
Yeah. And then I'm pretty sure that the two guys
from it, that was it for them. The woman went
on to do some other stuff, but I don't think
any of them are still in the game. If they are,
they're behind the scenes. I mean, it would be
cool to just have the one project and then never
really need to do anything else. Yeah. I would
imagine your residuals from something like that
are decent. If you even have residuals, that's
usually something you have to negotiate into
your contract. Well, a lot of the lower budget
things go the matrix route where it's like, I'll
give you... this super small paycheck at the
beginning because we just need to get it like
off the ground and then you'll get 10 % of whatever
happens after. Cause you're not really expecting
it to be a big, big movie, which is why like
Keanu Reeves did that for the original matrix
and he made out like a bandit because 10 % of
such a massive movie was a lot more than he would
have made if he had done an actual like main
character paycheck. Yeah. Same thing with, um,
George Lucas in Star Wars. Because he didn't
take a big upfront payment. He just said, man,
just give me a, give me a chunk of the merchandise.
Yeah. So insane. He got, how much money do you
think he made specifically off those little like
Jar Jar Binks, popsicle things that were just
Jar Jar Binks, his tongue too much. Those things
are too much. Real creepy. Yeah. There, there's,
there's been some, uh, some massive swings with
the merchandising of Star Wars. And then there's
there's it was a KFC. It was like a lid for your
cup and it was just Jar Jar Binks facing upwards
with his mouth agape. The original dune popcorn
bucket. Uh -huh. Yeah. That is horrifying. So
those definitely got repurposed. At some point.
That's the real horror. Do you consider Blumhouse
bad horror? Or like low budget horror? Like what
we would consider now low budget horror? I mean,
so Blumhouse is Cabin in the Woods, right? Cabin
in the Woods, Megan. It's definitely Megan. It's
Smile. It's Woman in the Yard. The movie with
John Cho was just in one. Searching? I think
they had Night Swim. Oh, God. Hated that movie
with a passion. Such a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
movie. But so these have like huge budget, not
huge budgets, but compared to what like actual
B -movie horror is, these have huge budgets.
But would you consider that like the same caliber,
the same realm? I think in like a broader sense,
I personally consider low budget horror stuff
to be like one offs, not necessarily like studio
backed because a lot of that success that comes
with it is on the back end. So like it's marketed
differently because anything that comes through
Blumhouse is going to be. It's going to get the
popcorn buckets. It's going to be put in the
previews and stuff, whereas the rest of them
are completely in obscurity until you watch something
similar and then Hulu or Peacock or whatever
decides that you might also like this one. Okay.
So B -movie horror isn't probably going to be
in theaters? I wouldn't imagine so. Is that a
stipulation? I... I could understand why the
case would be made because I don't know what
any of the budgets would be to the Blumhouse
movies. So that could be argued that it's...
I can give you one. What do you got? Smile. 2022.
6 .5 out of 10. They all seem to hover right
around there. And we're looking at a Rotten Tomato
score of... Huh. 80 % with critics. 77 % with
audience. Okay. So, obviously, this struck a
nerve with people. That's probably why there's
a sequel that's been out, which I actually like
the sequel. I really enjoyed the sequel. Yeah,
didn't we see that together? Did we watch it
together? We watched the first one together.
I don't think we watched the second one together.
It was made for Smile. The first one was made
for $17 million. Then I definitely would not
think that's a low budget. I mean, against budgets
of other horror movies of the same caliber, is
$17 million that much? I mean, I think I would
typically consider... I think I would typically
consider the cutoff to be somewhere between a
million and five million. Okay. Granted, that
is also a thing that you could debate. The Happening,
which was a movie that we discussed a little
while ago, I don't think in one of the episodes,
but that one is the lowest of M. Night Shyamalan,
his movies, and it was like 6 .6 million maybe
for the budget. Hmm. Long Legs was $10 million.
Yeah. How much of that do you think just went
to Nicolas Cage? I mean, I think that he is both
overpaid in most of the roles that he's in and
also wildly underpaid for all of the roles that
he's in. Because he acts the hell out of whatever
character he's in. Especially that one was so
creepy. They are. They're all very similar characters.
But yeah, no, he's. He's an odd one. I saw that
in theaters and it was one of those situations
where it was essentially empty theater and you
pick your seats. I picked my seat like middle
front section, like maybe five rows back from
the very front and some ass hat. gets the seat
right next to me. Like five total people in this
theater. Uh -huh. Like, dude, what are you doing?
Social anxiety. Hates to see him coming. Ugh.
And I, so I scooted over to, and I was off center.
It pissed me off the entire time. Yeah. And so
I'm thinking about that and not really paying
that much attention to the movie. And then when
the jumps happened, I wasn't, I just, I jumped
even harder. So I'm just over here, pissed about
this dude. Now two seats over. That got me to
relent and got me to move out of center. That's
what I took away from that. That and that creepy
-ass car scene with Nicolas Cage. Where he's
singing. Scream singing. I don't know that I
remember anything from Long Legs. I'm pretty
sure I watched it. It was on Hulu for a long
time, if it's not still on Hulu. Yeah, and it
had Blair Underwood, which... I had only known
him from men's warehouse commercials. So it was
weird to see him. Did you like the way he looked?
Oh, uh, there were creepy dolls. Um, the main
girl was trying too hard to be Clarice Starling,
but overall, I mean, I, I think that I would
say that I, enjoyed the film for just being different
i guess okay so what what do you consider as
a a kind of low budget horror movie it seems
like our perspectives might be a little bit different
on this one yeah i mean i don't i can tell you
what like old what i would i think we would more
align in like old stuff What would be low budget?
Like Halloween was low budget. It was $300 ,000
and it exploded. And now there's like 9 ,000
different iterations of it and some God awful.
What is the line from the newest one? Tonight
something dies. Evil. Tonight evil dies or something
like that. Yeah. And holy moly, like, just, can
we stop this, please? I, yeah, no. Did you watch
the, like, newer Texas Chainsaw Massacre? The
one with Alexandria Daddario? Yeah. That's the
one I think of when it comes to, like, you know
that they were trying so hard to make this just,
like, badass line. She throws a chainsaw at Leatherface
and yells, do your thing, because... What? It
hurts to repeat in this conversation. This is
silly. There's also a rumor going around the
internet that the scene in which she is strung
up and is about to be... She wanted to do it
topless, and the director said, no, no, this
is a film. This is not some smutty movie. And
she was like, but I want to do it topless. And
he's like, no. And she's like, but please. And
he said, no. And he said, okay, well, why don't
we compromise? You just, your shirt will be open
and you won't have a bra on. And that is what
we got in the movie. Oh, okay. And see. So people
with differing opinions can come to a compromise.
Yeah. Is that the takeaway from this episode?
Not the way I would have gone. I mean, if you
really want to see something, you can just watch
season one of True Detective. But I digress.
Opinions don't have to jive. This is true. You
don't have to think like everyone else, but at
least come find some common ground. Meet somewhere
in the middle. But as far as what I consider
modern low -budget horror, I feel like it's all
relative. Maybe Smile for $17 million isn't low
-budget, but I just felt like as far as how expensive
movies are now, that that is relatively... Sure.
Especially because it's so effects driven, which
also might take it out of the realm of low budget
horror, because usually those kind of effects
are either done practically because that's much
cheaper or it's just like alluded to. Or just
done just awfully, like so bad, like terribly.
So maybe Smile, maybe anything Blumhouse would
be taken out of contention. A24, it's like artsy
horror, which is what Long Legs is. And like,
what's that one movie? I think Midsommar could
be considered more of that like low budget style
horror because it doesn't rely on... like big
effects and things. Yeah. Yeah. Which I mean,
my, my preference for a horror movie or a scary
movie is, is more suspense driven. I don't like,
I don't like the, the slash and all that as much.
Yeah. Uh, sometimes you'll just get in a mood
where like you want like Jeepers creepers, but
for the most part, I would rather be like a drawn
out, like. building thing rather than just hey
here's what their intestines look like yeah yeah
terrifier -esque movies are not for everyone
the ones that are just all gore no plot yeah
but those are i mean i don't know what the first
one cost to make it it can't be much the first
terrifier yeah uh yeah i don't remember i remember
it being like a big important thing when the
first movie came out. But, I mean, that's all
gone by the wayside now. 35 ,000. Yeah. You got
three of them and a fourth one in the works.
So, does that take that out of contention for
you, even though the first one was very low budget?
No, it takes the sequels out. Oh, okay. So, I
think the movies stand alone. So it would be
the first Saw because it was a film school project.
It's all done in one room. It is made for very,
very cheap. But if you go to Jigsaw or the show
that they made with Chris Rock for some reason,
that wouldn't be considered low -budget horror.
Or the movie with Chris Rock. I don't think those
would be considered low -budget horror. In the
same way that, like, OG Halloween versus the
new -ish one. Evil. I gotta double -check that
line, make sure that's actually what it is. It's
stupid enough that it sounds... Spiral, the Chris
Rock spinoff from Saw, was the first movie that
Emily and I went to see together in a theater.
Huh. Weird choice. Yes. Evil dies tonight. From
the 2021 Halloween Kills, which is also a stupid
title. All right. You ready to get to the beef
of this? The real meaty parts? The bad? Low budget
horror movies? What do you got? And I do want
to preface this with bad is subjective. Everyone
has a definition of bad. I don't even necessarily
know that all of these are actually bad. I haven't
seen any of these with the exception of maybe
one or two. But on the whole, most of these probably
aren't winning any awards anytime soon. Have
you ever heard, first off, how would you pronounce
T -R -O -M -A? Troma. Troma. That's what I thought
too. Troma Entertainment. I was like, that's
a weird name. But then I went to their website.
And it is not pronounced trauma. Trauma. It's
trauma. Trauma entertainment. Does it have like
the little accent over it or something? No. That's
just trauma, but we're going to pretend it says
trauma. It was started in 1974. But they have
a whole list of their movies and they went as
far back as 1963. And as recently as 2017. But
they're still functioning from everything I could
see. So I don't know what that's about. They
had 200 movies on there. 200 movies? A lot. Yeah.
Yeah. Their biggest movie. You might have heard
of it. The Toxic Avenger. I have. Which I think.
I haven't seen the whole thing either. I think
that it is like the poster child for like low
budget bad horror movie. Yeah. Because the clips
I have seen, oh boy, is it bad. I think it's
important to remember whenever you're looking
at like 60s to like 80s horror, maybe. we've
gotten so reliant on CGI and we have stepped
up the game in so many ways that I think we've
gotten a bit too desensitized to a lot of horror.
To a good practical effect. Yeah. So if you watch
Terrifier and then you watch Jaws, you're not
going to be traumatized by anything that happens
in Jaws despite the fact that that movie was
terrifying people when it first came out because
your bar is just set. entirely too high that's
fair no like our mom talks about 2000 maniacs
i think as this like movie that traumatized her
as a kid because they watched it at a drive -in
theater and while i'm sure a lot of that comes
from the fact that she was a child when she watched
it if you look at the effects like the the previews
and stuff for it the trailers and stuff today
yeah it looks silly it just looks silly Like,
you can tell that they're using, like, ketchup
blood. Like, it doesn't even look the right consistency.
Like, you can poke holes in a lot of it, but
it was very real for the time that it came out
in. Yep. One thing that Trauma Entertainment
does have for itself is that they actually have,
they've been around so long that they actually
have a pretty decent list of people. that were
just starting their careers and now are huge
names in their properties. Billy Bob Thornton
was in a movie called Chopper Chicks in Chinatown.
Excuse me? Yeah. Chopper Chicks in Chinatown.
Okay. Does that sound like something you'd be
interested in seeing? Did he also keep this one
off of the streaming services like he did with
Sling Blade? Because it seems like he had a pretty
interesting career before. He got into the Fargo
kind of. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know why
you can't find Sling Blade anywhere. From what
I understand, it was literally because Billy
Bob Thornton essentially like. Got it taken off
the shelves. Because he went full. Because he
went full. That was that's the story that I understand
about it. Is that it essentially got. pulled
off of everything because he did not want that
to be his legacy. He couldn't get Tombstone taken
down. He's in that for a hot second. That's like
chunky Billy Bob. He almost is unrecognizable.
Huh. Never seen it. You've never seen Tombstone?
No. I failed you. Yeah. At least you've seen
Smokey and the Bandit. Well, you gotta watch
Tombstone. That's true. I don't know. That's
streaming somewhere. It's probably on Disney.
You have Disney for now, right? I do. Okay. Well,
it's probably on there. All right. James Gunn.
You know him now from being the name on all DC
products. Yeah. He directed the latest Superman.
His brother, Sean Gunn, was in... What's that
stupid show called? With the fast -talking mother
and daughter. Gilmore Girls. Gilmore Girls. Yeah,
he was like the handyman guy. And then he was
also in a bunch of Marvel stuff. Their careers
are pretty intertwined. I had no idea that there
were three other Gunn brothers. Because I was
watching a movie today called... Uh, which is,
it's pretty, pretty funny. Uh, right. Burn. Have
you seen it? It's like, what if Superman came
to earth and had the same background, but then
was evil. Oh, I haven't finished it. I'm going
to finish it once we're, we're done recording
here. Um, but those, that was written by two
other gun brothers. And then there's a fifth
one. There's a whole dynasty over here. I had
no clue. There were so many guns in the world.
I think we have a gun problem in America. Please
tell me one of them is named Tommy. That's all
I need to know. No, there's no Tommy. There's
not one Tommy gun? No. Missed opportunity. There's
no Water. There's no brother named Water. There's
no Raymond. No Ray gun? No Ray gun. Is one of
them at least a B first name and a B middle name?
I would want to be BB gun personally. No, they're
not so disappointing. I know. Well, take it up
with the guns. I guess he was a writer on, uh,
Tromeo and Juliet, which was a black comedy.
Not like, not like, uh, this isn't like a Medea
situation. This is like, this is like a dark
comedy, but it was, described as a black comedy,
and he was a writer on it. J .J. Abrams scored
a movie called Night Beast when he was 16 years
old. Oh, okay. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, 1993.
You know what this is? No. The only things that
I know about them aside from South Park is Book
of Mormon, Orgasmo, and baseball. It's Cannibal,
the musical. Oh. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
One of their first projects. Vanna White in a
movie called Graduation Day. I didn't know she
was an actress. Before she was tapping screens,
she was getting killed on Graduation Day. Interesting.
Okay. And David Boreanaz. Boreanaz. Boreanaz
from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel and Bones.
was in a movie called Macabre Pair of Shorts.
And it's like a vignette movie. Okay. Like a
Kentucky Fried movie. Have you ever seen that?
What is Kentucky Fried movie? It's a vignette
movie. It's like it's little shorts all thrown
together in a cohesive -ish movie. It's funny.
You should watch it. It's like it's Zucker, the
Zuckers, like Naked Gun. Oh, OK. Airplane, those
kind of movies. Slapsticky comedy. Yeah. So,
as I said, there's like probably about 200 movies
listed on their website. I just went through
and I picked out some that the title tickled
my fancy, caught my attention. The first one
I found is from 1992. It's called Decapitated.
Awesome. The tagline for this movie is when your
sleeping bag becomes your body bag. Okay. It
is about seven friends that are going camping
at the infamous DeCamp Acres for a weekend. It's
called DeCamp. It's called DeCamp. D -E -C -A
-M -P. Not D -A -C -A -M -P. I think that would
probably be a different camp. Not a DeRules from
Fairly Oddparents kind of situation? That would
be a black horror movie in Amadeus style if it
was D -A -C -A -M -P. But they crash their car
and have to walk, encountering a psychopath who
tries to kill them one by one. And this was the
first... time that it caught my eye that there
was no misconceptions about what you were in
for with these movies because on the cover of
this movie was a woman with a hand bra just just
enough to cover the nips so you can get away
with it and um screaming and a knife just like
barely in the picture With blood dripping off
of it. So. Yeah. You knew what you were going
to get. And I appreciate that. Yeah. There is
a. I want to say a. A theme. With most of these
covers for these movies that they show. Which
I mean it's really. It stops at a certain point.
Like the more recent ones. They're like this
is just going to go to streaming. Who cares.
So they don't bother with it. But like. Like
mid 90s to earlier. They all have pretty sweet
movie posters, and almost all of them have a
woman that has her nips skewed in one way or
another. But just to let you know, hey, this
is what's going on here. It's very softcore -ish
in its presentation. Number two that caught my
eye, Gut Boy, A Bad Time Story. And when you
get a chance, look this up. Look up some pictures
from this movie because... I don't think I want
to. They stick with you. They're something to
behold. Can I give you a synopsis and see if
you'd be down to clown with this movie? I would
love that. Is this claymation? Parts of it. It's
also animation. It's also comedy. It's also fantasy.
It's also a musical. Oh, and there's puppets.
It's puppeteering, too. And live action. That
is entirely too many things. It's a little bit
of everything. So this is from 2017. Oh, I forgot
to tell you that Decapitated has a 4 .5 out of
10 on IMDb. Gut Boy, a bad time story, has a
5 .7 out of 10 on IMDb. And here's a synopsis.
Once a simple fisherman on his own, now transformed
into a skinless hero out for revenge. After they've
taken everything he had, even his skin, Gut Boy
seeks vengeance on the men who did him wrong.
An evil businessman, a corrupt bureaucrat, and
a self -appointed cop who all continue to terrorize
the small island where they live. As Gut Boy
travels through the dark and sinister world of
marionettes and shadow puppets, he encounters
golden giants, promiscuous prostitutes, weird
witches, and even another flayed victim like
himself. the seductive sophie guts will gut boy
exact revenge with his open heart left intact
or will it be lost to the evil he is trying to
destroy i don't i present to you gut boy a bad
time story i think that i would be interested
in watching this movie because i am so curious
but my one my one little bit of commentary on
the fact that i did just look up gut boy they
took You said Sophie something. Sophie guts.
Sophie guts. They took her skin as well, but
for some reason left her incredibly filled lips.
And also, why the hell does she have boob bones?
She doesn't have a rib cage. She has boob bones.
Well, how else are you going to tell that that's
a lady? You need to be able to tell from far
away. You're not going to be able to look at
her. enters and see the uterus. Also, as far
as I could tell from what I saw, good boy does
not have any appendages. So I don't know. It's
like a Kindle down there. A flayed Kindle. So
that's made of flesh, but her boobs aren't. Hey,
man. Hey, I'm just here to deliver the news.
She's got eyelashes. God damn it. She has no
eyelids here. Which is attached to the skin that
she doesn't have. Her name is literally Sophie
Guts. Yeah. I didn't, hey, hey, I didn't say
that, I don't know. I take the information and
I disperse it. I have nothing, I have no control
over the content. I just take the facts and I
bring them to your ears. Whether you like it
or not. Whether you like the information that
I'm giving you or not is not up to me. You will
have to go through the rest of your life in this
world knowing that Gut Boy, A Bad Time Story
exists. When I looked at the images for Gut Boy,
A Bad Time Story, I presume that it was a movie
from the latest, the 90s. Did not realize that
this movie came out in 2017. Yes. And the reason
that I found this one, because if I had scrolled
and I saw Gut Boy, a bad time story, then I probably
would have clicked on it. Just out of curiosity.
But the reason that it like popped up was because
I was trying to find their latest movie and this
was their latest movie. Huh. So it is possible.
That Gut Boy A Bad Time story ended up destroying
this 50 -year -old independent production company.
It's possible. It's quite possible that this
was just a bridge too far. And I would like to
also let everyone know that the gold giants in
question, golden giants in question, are just
humans. It's a man in... golden tighty whities
and it is a woman in a golden like lingerie set
like shiny gold to cover up her boob bones yes
to cover her boob bones and to cover his kin
patch i don't know i don't know maybe maybe the
giants have boobs and penises we don't know unless
we track down this movie which by the way this
studio At one point, I decided that they were
just going to release their movies on YouTube
that you could watch for free and then got taken
down because it violated YouTube policies. Are
they available for streaming on the Troma website?
Yeah, there were links to the majority of these
movies on the Troma website. See, you got me
all twisted up. So, I just saw a little snippet
from the trailer, and it very much gives Golden's
face from Threat Level Midnight in the office.
Yeah. I was not expecting the people to be live
action. I thought they were just going to also
be marionettes. No, I told you. It's got everything.
It's got animation. It's got claymation. It's
got puppeteering. It's got live acting. It's
got music. It's fantasy elements, comedy. It's
got it all. All right. I want to do one more
that just jumped out at me. This one has a 6
.0 out of 10. So above, well above Decapitated
and Gut Boy Bad Time Story. And I mean, in the
realm of Paranormal Activity, Blair Witch Project.
So we're according to the people that have decided
to spend their time. Doing movie reviews, this
is on par. I will say that the people that are
doing reviews for movies like Smile or Paranormal
Activity or Blair Witch Project are probably
not as zealous as the people who would go to
do a review on a trauma movie. So I think that
maybe this one is bumped up a little more because
this is their cup of tea. Their thing. So this
one came out in 2006 and it is called Poultry
Geist. The Night of the Chicken Dead. That is
the title of a movie that exists in this world.
A world that also has The Godfather Part 2. That
also has The Dark Knight. Yeah. Poultry Geist.
Night of the Chicken Dead. You know. There is
a movie on mine and Nate's to watch list that
has been on our list because we've been waiting
for the season that it is appropriate again.
And it's called Thanksgiving, which I feel like
is a sister movie to I've seen that. If you're
not familiar, Thanksgiving is a murderous turkey.
There's also one with a murderous pilgrim. What
is that one called? Thanksgiving. And then there's
also one where, spoiler alert, Patrick Dempsey
is a murderer during Thanksgiving. That's Thanksgiving.
Okay, well, there's another one where they have
a house party for Thanksgiving and they're like
pilgrim cosplayers that are the waiters and then
the pilgrims are murderers because they think
they're like actual pilgrims and they do like
the... They set up a whole, what is it, like
Salem Witch Trial, like the dipping chair or
whatever. They set that up for the pool. Oh,
okay. And I feel like that was one of the Huluween
movies. I could see that. I don't, it was just,
there was a weird spate of Thanksgiving themed
horror movies. I think they just thought that
there were certain holidays that hadn't gotten
enough attention. And so they wanted to broaden
their horizons. Like in the last couple of years,
there's been a couple of like Valentine's ones.
Yeah. Hard Eyes. Hard Eyes. I saw that one at
theaters. Hot Garbage. Yeah. My Bloody Valentine.
That's an old one though. There's a couple more
in that one. I'm sure there's also one where
it's literally just Cupid. And it's just an archer
shooting arrows through. People who dare to celebrate
the holiday of, I almost said Halloween, of Valentine's
Day. Are you ready for this synopsis? Absolutely.
After this episode releases, I want to see what
kind of numbers these movies do after we mention
them. Because I feel like we should maybe get
some sort of something. Maybe shirts. Maybe just
t -shirts from trauma. Free subscription to trauma's
streaming site. Yeah. Yeah. Save us $5 a month.
Anyways, when the American Chicken Bunker, a
military -themed fast food restaurant, built
its latest chain restaurant on the site of an
ancient native burial ground, the displaced spirits
take revenge on unsuspecting diners and transform
them into chicken zombies. Now it's up to the
dim -witted counter boy. His... I didn't write
this. I didn't write this, okay? Don't come at
me. His collegiate lesbian ex -girlfriend and
a burka -wearing fry cook to put an end to the
foul -feathered menace once and for all. Oh,
his collegiate lesbian ex -girlfriend and a burka
-wearing fry cook. Oh, man. This is from their
website. This is the description of their movie
from their website. You speechless? I want to
have thoughts on this, but I think you short
-circuited my brain with just about every part
of that synopsis. They built, what did you say,
American Chicken Bunker? A military -themed fast
food restaurant called American Chicken Bunker.
They built it on an ancient Native American burial
ground. Genuinely? Nothing says America more
like American chicken bunker. A military themed
fast food chain built on top of an Indian burial
ground. Yes. Nail on the head. And they transform
the unsuspecting diners into chicken zombies.
Sweet Jesus. It's a musical. Huh? Neat. Is that
a thing? Is that a thing that happened? It seems
like that would increase the budget by at least
some sort of margin. It had a budget of $500
,000 somehow. Trauma must be rolling in it. Let
me see if they're on Spotify, if the original
soundtrack is. I'm about to ruin my made -for
-you playlist, aren't I? Probably. It can't be
worse than... Every other song that I have recommended
to me is from Disney zombies. So welcome to the
club, except you're doing it to yourself. There
is a playlist on Spotify called trauma. It is
two hours and 17 minutes long. So it must be
prevalent enough that they have. or at least
their musicals and their repertoire that there
can be playlists about it. So how many of these
movies are musicals? Well, we know that Gut Boy
is a musical. Cannibal is a musical. Yes. Poultry
Geist. For whatever reason, is a musical. Is
a musical. There's a song called Poultry Geist,
and it is by an artist called Count Smokula.
There's also a song called Poultry Geist by an
artist called Radioactive Chicken Heads. Tales
from the Coop is the album. While we're on the
topic of silly music and silly singers, there
was someone that I listened to way too much,
like freshman, middle school years. He had a
song that... ever since then always gets stuck
in my head it's called thingy thing and his name's
muck sticky do you know about thingy thing i
do i also unfortunately because of you know who
muck sticky is i can't stop staring at her belly
ring oh my god all the time this is always stuck
in my head anyways um so Not too long ago, and
I think this is an instance of my phone reading
my brain or just spying on me all the time. But
I just had thingy things stuck in my head. And
then, wouldn't you know it, I found Mug Stiggy
going live on TikTok. Huh. And so I hopped on.
There weren't many people. And maybe he just
started. I don't know. I don't know what his
daily lives are like. But I said, hey, man, big
fan. Thingy thing changed my life. And we went
back and forth for a couple minutes. And I was
like, well, I'm glad you're OK. You you keep
living your best life, man. So me and Muck Sticky
really connected. I know that they're separate
people. But when you said muck sticky, the first
thing that came to mind was Dirt Nasty. Do you
remember Dirt Nasty? Yeah, I mean, he was...
What was the dude? What was the dude that did...
Yeah. Yeah, and he was in... What? Scream Movie
3. But no, he was... I don't even know what kind
of what group it was, but he was always with
the dude that is in the first Hangover movie.
What is that song called? Oh, what is it when
they first get to when they first get into Vegas?
That's the song that's playing. I have no idea.
My dick. Mickey Avalon. Mickey Avalon. Yeah.
Yeah, so Rex is Dirt Nasty? Rex is Dirt Nasty,
yeah. That's his alter ego? Yes. Okay, yeah,
and him and Mickey Avalon were a duo, I don't
know, had some sort of connection to each other.
I have my dick saved on my Spotify songs, and
every once in a while, just out of left field,
I don't know the last time that I listened to
this song on purpose. It will just throw itself
in the middle of like Chris Stapleton. My heart
will go on. Oh, you want to listen to Noah Khan?
My dick cost a late night fee. Yo dick went straight
to DVD. My dick. Good, good loving. Yo dick.
Good for nothing. Oh, sweet Jesus. All of a sudden
I'm back in middle school. All right. So just
so we're check out. Dirt Nasty. Mickey Avalon.
And shout out. Go shout out Muck Sticky. Go follow
him on TikTok. He's a fun dude. When you were
in this exchange for a couple minutes, did you
mention our pod? I didn't. I should have. But
now I'll track him down and say, hey, man, check
out this episode of my podcast. We give you a
huge shout out. And who knows? Maybe after we
get Jarrett Reddick on 100. 101, we'll have Muck
Sticky. We'll get a live rendition, maybe an
updated rendition of Thingy Thing. Oh, God. I
can't stop staring at this fine -ass bitch. Oh,
God, I love it so much. It was a better, it was
a fun time in music. It was not a better time,
but it was a fun time in music. It was a fun
time. Maybe I'm just out of tune with that stuff.
Maybe that stuff just doesn't find me anymore,
but I would love for it to. Yeah. Yeah. And check
out Songs from the Coop, the soundtrack to the
motion picture. Poultry Guys, Night of the Chicken
Dead. I don't think those things are related.
Oh, okay. We'll scratch that. Seems like just
general Halloween -ish songs. Are they all chicken
-based? Is this a Zac Brown situation all over
again? If you put any of the Zac Brown songs
in a minor key, you can use them as horror movie
tracks. Just slow it down a little and stick
them on a chicken is a completely different song.
Yeah. Stick them on a chicken and watch those
feathers fly. Maybe some swords unsheathing.
Hint alert. Hint alert. All right. So I think
we have well -informed people of what trauma
has to offer. The last. thing that i wanted to
get into is the asylum do you know what the asylum
is it is a they started out as just a distributor
but then they were getting kind of edged out
by the bigger studios they were founded in 1997
and they so they started the the distribution
and then they started making their own stuff
like in -house like uh just hey let's let's see
See what we can do with this. And so they made
a movie called H .G. Wells' War of the Worlds.
Okay. They released it one day before Steven
Spielberg's movie starring Tom Cruise, War of
the Worlds. Huh. Blockbuster, rightfully confused.
ordered 100 ,000 copies of H .G. Wells' World
of Worlds, and the light bulb went off. Huh.
They learned that they could just ride the hype
of an upcoming big -budget movie to make a quick
buck. And then they became known for their mockbusters.
Hmm. Okay. They usually see a return on these
mock busters of over $150 ,000 per movie. Okay.
On a slow year, they release like 10. On a good
year, it's close to like 14, 16. With a minimum
return of $150 ,000. That is impressive. Once.
Streaming started gaining popularity and that
started being the way where these smaller studios
could cut out a big portion of their expenses.
They realized that they could put themselves
front and center by just giving their movies
these ridiculous titles that started with symbols
or numbers. So when you went to search something,
they would be at the top because that's how it
works. And so you got movies like 666, The Beast,
100 Million B .C., The 18 -Year -Old Virgin,
which, I mean, sounds like probably not a movie
in this genre, but it's what it's called. 2012,
Supernova. And my favorite, number one cheerleader
camp, hashtag one cheerleader camp. That is...
Oh. Huh. But you know what their biggest claim
to fame is, though? What? It's a little series
of movies you might have heard of. Sharknado.
Okay. Did you know that there are currently six
Sharknado movies? Huh. There is Sharknado, Sharknado
2, the second one. Okay. Sharknado 3. Oh, hell
no. I'm assuming that's how it's pronounced.
Okay. Sharknado The Fourth Awakens. The fourth
what? The fourth shark tornado awakens? Yes.
It came out the same year as The Force Awakens.
Sharknado 5. Global Swarming. Oh, and Sharknado
6. The last Sharknado. It's about time. Is it
the last Sharknado? No, there's talks about a
seventh one. I have seen two of these, and you
go into it, you know what you're going to get,
and you're not disappointed. They're fine. It's
a great way to kill a little over an hour. Have
you seen them? I have not. Well, you should...
But I would be willing to. Should check them
out. I'd be willing to watch Sharknado's. After
I watch something that has been on my... There's
a couple of ones that have been... I don't know
if they're horror movies necessarily, but have
been on my to -watch list that feel in the same
vein as Sharknado, which is Velocipastor. And
there's a movie with Sam Elliott. And it's something
about both dinosaurs. It includes dinosaurs,
Abraham Lincoln, and Hitler. That sounds... Yes,
that sounds familiar. The Man Who Killed Hitler
and Then the Bigfoot. Yeah. Starring, somehow,
Sam Elliott. That one is... That one's up there
on my to -watch list because... Before he got
a recurring role on Family Guy? R .I .P. Adam
West. Yes. It was... During his time, I believe,
on the ranch. So I guess he knew that was a sinking
ship. It was a good show until some things came
out and the cast got a bit shaken up. Everything
after that was rough. I believe it. They also,
I mean, aside from the Sharknado thing, Second
biggest claim to fame, I guess, is an unofficial
sequel to the historical fiction that was the
sinking of the Titanic. Titanic 2. Electric Boogaloo.
No, I'm just kidding. It's just Titanic 2. And
the biggest, biggest. trivia fact from this film,
and I wouldn't even say it's a big, I mean, it's
like a, oh, okay. It stars the grandson of Dick
Van Dyke. Huh. Exactly. See? That's the most
interesting thing about this movie. The story
follows a modern replica of the ship, also named
Titanic. It's called Titanic 2. Okay. As in the
title of the film. As it sets sail for its first
voyage. Uh -oh. Let's hope something doesn't
happen like the first one. Surely, lightning
doesn't strike twice. There's no way. Traveling
in the reverse direction of the original. So,
New York to England. Okay. So, obviously, this
is a completely different story. Naturally, yeah.
However, uh -oh. A massive iceberg is dislodged
by a tsunami caused by a glacial collapse due
to global warming. Due to humanity's use of fossil
fuels. Yeah, what if Al Gore had a cameo in this?
The iceberg collides with the new ship and its
passengers and crews must fight for their lives
as history repeats itself. But it's... Alright,
well... Do you got anything else to add? So one
final thought, as we teased in the beginning
of this episode, I do want to bring up a concept
or a separate side of the pod that I'm super
excited about, which is Cash Exchange Presents,
where we go into low -budget horror movies. They
are, as I said a couple times, pretty near and
dear to my heart. And for the month of the heart
of spooky season. We are releasing a new special
episode based on... This first one is going to
be Tooth Fairy 5. My bad. Didn't do my due diligence
on that one. And every Tuesday for the month
of October. Be sure to stay on the lookout. We've
got some new artwork, some new theme music, and
maybe some new effects. Ooh. Maybe. That's all
I got. All right. Well, we'll see you on Tuesday,
and then we'll see you on Thursday, and then
we'll see you on the following Tuesday, and the
following Thursday, and so on and so forth. Until
we're either your best friends or you're tired
of us. Make it the first one, please. We've been
so funny and so good to you. We're watching all
of this. Terrible horror for you. For you. I
did this for you. And if you would like to get
in touch with us and tell us how much you love
us and how life -changing it was that you were
introduced to Muck Sticky or Poultry Geist Night
of the Chicken Dead, you can find us on TikTok,
Instagram, YouTube, at CashExchangePod. Or you
can send us an email to at cashexchangepod at
gmail .com. And with that, we'll see you. Peace
out, Girl Scouts.