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Did you see that Charles got arrested in Jacksonville?

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Charles Entertainment Cheese? Charles Entertainment

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Cheese. What did he get arrested for? Drug -related

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charges. Welcome to the show, people. Welcome

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to the show. So here is to conversation. Tranquility

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Base here. Vehicle has landed. Alright, welcome

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to the cash exchange. What's up? Not much. I

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just got home from Dallas back to Austin. It's

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actually a pretty peaceful drive. There was a

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couple of interesting things that I wanted to

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follow up with in Hillsboro. There's just a giant

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Quonset Hut Caterpillar thing. A what? Quonset

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Hut Caterpillar thing. I only know what a Quonset

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Hut is. is because of Family Guy, so I might

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be misusing that term. What is it? So a Quonset

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hut is... I did get that right. Okay. It's basically

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like a plain hangar. But it's shaped like a caterpillar.

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It's very bizarre. Oh. Hillsborough just got

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a Buc -ee's. Did you shop there? Actually. On

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my way home. Nice. Got a new sticker for my water

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bottle. Free advertising, right? I would love

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to get sponsored by Buc -ee's someday. Do they?

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I don't know if I've ever heard them advertised

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anywhere except for the free advertisement they

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get whenever someone says, someone told me I

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have to try Buc -ee's. Honestly, I can't imagine

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they have anything in their marketing budget

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aside from 1 000 billboards on texas roadways

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yeah that they do that they do i i didn't even

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think about the billboards it's kind of ironic

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but uh yeah i guess that is the only advertising

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they do they're clean bathrooms but there's a

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bathroom in 300 miles yeah Super clean bathrooms,

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though the last time I went to a Buc -ee's was

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on the way back from when we went to College

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Station and was very disappointed. They did not

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hold up to their marketing. Bad bathrooms. Yeah,

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I asked to speak to the beaver, but... Buc -ee

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wasn't in the office? I guess not. And then,

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I mean, it's kind of ironic that their whole

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marketing is about having the cleanest bathrooms,

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and then it turns out that someone in, like,

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ownership, I think, was caught putting cameras

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in the bathrooms. So that was, from what I remember,

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not actually how the story played out. How'd

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it play out? I think it got connected when it

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wasn't supposed to be. Because it was the son

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of the founders of Buc -ee's, I think. And had

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put cameras in the bathrooms of a lake house.

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But it was like because Buc -ee's is synonymous

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with bathrooms and this dude is a massive creep

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who is putting cameras in bathrooms. He was clearly

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putting them in the bathrooms at Buc -ee's. What

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a rough thing to be... Oh. Faces 21 felony charges.

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Mitchell Wasek. Wasek. Our Cash Exchanger of

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the Week. No, I don't want... I don't want any

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part of that. No? No? Okay. Okay, well, never

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mind. So was it in the Bucky's bathrooms? Or

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was it... Uh, no. House guests in bathroom. Travis

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County. Your neck of the woods. Lake Jackson

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I don't think is too far from me. No, Jackson's

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on the coast. Oh, okay. Yeah. Make sure you read

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the article, guys. Don't believe the clickbait.

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I fell for it. Happens to us all. I fell for

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it. But also, like, come on. How inundated with

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bathrooms is this entire family? That they also,

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they have to preach about how clean their bathrooms

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are. but then also get caught setting up cameras

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in bathrooms. You know, I would like to continue

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going to Buc -ee's on my Texan road trips, so

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I would like to not think about their weird fixation

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on bathrooms. Actually, I'm in Miami right now,

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and I have been to Buc -ee's here. Yeah? Yeah,

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in St. Augustine. I believe there's one maybe

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outside of Jacksonville. I love how much of your

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time on the road is spent trying to find Texan

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things in not Texas. Oh, it is. Yes. You find

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Texas roadhouses everywhere. You're now looking

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for Buc -ee's. Yes. Yes. Yes, I do. Because,

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you know, I mean, what? To name something Arkansas

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and... Raisedbacks? Arkansas and... Well, can

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you name anything else? Are you going to go to

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New York and find something for Arkansas? Yeah,

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I think it is both. He was a governor, wasn't

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he? I think so. Yeah. I don't know if we should

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be bringing up the Clintons. We have dabbled

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in conspiracies before. Everything is fair game

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now. Also, I need you to get back to Dallas because

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I need you to watch that episode. I wanted to

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talk to Emily about it. I want to talk to you

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about it. I can't. I know. I know. That's the

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first thing we will do Friday when I get back

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home is watch the new South Park episode. When

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does the second one come out? Next week. There's

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not. There was supposed to be one every Wednesday,

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but not this week. I think they wanted the first

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one to really resonate, marinate a little bit

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more. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take a whack at it. Yeah,

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I don't know if we mentioned yet, but I am in

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a sunny, very sunny, very humid Miami, Florida,

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in the Peach State. You're in the Peach State?

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Isn't the Peach State Georgia? Uh, not the Peach

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State. What am I thinking? The Sunshine State.

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The land of a thousand lakes. No. Isn't that

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New York? Cuba Junior. Cuba Junior. There are

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so many Cubans here. Speaking of Cubans, so when

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I'm in a hotel, most of the time when evening

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rolls around, I'm too tired to go get food, go

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get dinner. Especially if it's not summer, I'm

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a lot. I'm here maybe like once or twice a year,

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not very often. And I am a Uber One member. I

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pay for an Uber membership. And so I get Uber

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a lot. Uber Eats. And I ordered from this Brazilian

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steakhouse, which if you've never been, it's

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a completely different meal from if you're actually

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going there to if you're getting it to go. They

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don't send the gauchos to your home? No, they

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don't. That's disappointing. They don't just

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march up and down the hall and say, yeah, I'll

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take that. No. But there was a crazy deal that

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I got because I'm an Uber One member. And I was

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like, yeah, I'll give it a try. And the whole

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meal, I got the deal plus like two sides and

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a drink. Whole deal, right, was like 80 -something

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bucks. And so I ordered it, and I'm super hungry.

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Like, I had planned on going out and getting,

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like, going to a Texas roadhouse for dinner,

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but I didn't end up being up for it. And so I

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just figured next best thing is to have some

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strangers travel with my steak to me. The wait

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time was, I think it estimated like 70 minutes,

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hour 10, which sucked, but it's the price you

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pay for being lazy. And so I'm just sitting on

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the couch. I started rewatching the office and

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I had left instructions with the hotel, the address

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of the hotel, come to my door, leave the food

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there and the room number. All that was right

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there. And so I get a notification, give them

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a minute, they'll be there. And then I get a

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picture. I'm like, sweet, my food's here. I can

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finally eat. I open my door and there's no food.

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This is something that I've run into, I mean,

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relatively frequently. A lot of times it's still

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like, I'll stay in like where there's a cluster

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of hotels. And so they'll just deliver to the

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wrong hotel, but the right room number. Uh, there's

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some where they don't deliver it to the right

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room number at all in the same hotel. And I have

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to go track it down. There's some times where

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they just leave it at reception. Usually I can

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tell then because it'll be in the picture. Like

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it's obviously at the front desk, but this one

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had a picture of the door and I'm in a hotel

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with seven floors, probably 60 rooms, each floor.

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And that is one in 20. Nice. Blaze it. And every.

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one of these 400 plus doors look exactly the

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same. The picture was taken in such a manner

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that they could not catch the sliver of the room

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number on either the door or just outside the

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door. And so I have my food sitting outside of

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one of 420 doors. So I'm on the sixth floor.

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I go up a floor, start on one end, work my way

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to the next. And the whole time I'm trying to

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call, I'm trying to message this driver saying

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that, yeah, you took a picture, but like my food

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isn't here. And come back down to my floor, go

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from one end to the next, just serpentine all

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the way down the building. You want to know where

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my food was? First floor? I have no clue because

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I never found it. And someone was like, hey,

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free dinner. So one of two things happened. One,

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they delivered the food to the wrong door. The

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jackass in the room was like, I didn't order

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food, but sweet. They took the food and then

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I was just out of luck. Or, and I don't think

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this is probably an epidemic. But I have seen

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a lot of it on TikTok. So it has to be, there

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has to be some truth behind it. People dropping

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off the food, taking a picture, taking the food

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and leaving. And either way it went down, I didn't

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get my food. And then ended up trying to get

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pizza from Papa John's delivered. And then for

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whatever reason, my card didn't work. This was

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the same night that I was editing our previous

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episode, which was a bitch. to get edited because

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we tried something new. What we tried didn't

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work. And so I didn't get my Uber Eats. I didn't

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get my Papa John's and I had to be up for like

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three hours to edit this, the last week's episode

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and then filling around with the video. The hangriness

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through the episode. Oh, I was pissed. I was

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pissed. And then whenever I ran into an issue

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on the recording and I couldn't get it to edit

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right, I got even more pissed. And yeah, so I

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made it work. I got it posted on time. I haven't

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listened to it. So if there's errors, oh well.

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But I did get it done. And then a couple nights

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later, I again did not feel like going out. I

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didn't learn my lesson. That my laziness caused

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all that, all those issues before. And so I ordered

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again. I tried Papa John's again. Card didn't

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work. It's like, well, stupid. And so I ordered

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from Pizza Hut and put my food in, put the card

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information in. Voila, your order will be delivered,

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blah, blah, blah. And I had debated on whether

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going to Uber Eats or... finding somewhere where

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they hire the drivers because I figure you're

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going to get a lot more care of service when

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it's an employee versus a just a contractor.

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And so I ordered from them and everything's fine.

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And then my order is about, they say it's like

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five minutes from being out of the oven and ready

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to go. I'm like, awesome. I immediately get a

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follow -up text. In order, To ensure your food

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gets to you as quickly as possible, we've brought

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in a third party to handle the delivery of your

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food. Oh, I didn't know the pizza place did that.

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Uh -huh. Yep. So I get a message from DoorDash

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saying, hey, we're taking over your Pizza Hut

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order. Blah, blah, blah will be on their way

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in no time. So I was so smart this time. This

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time I said, just leave it at reception. I'll

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come down and get it. Just leave it at reception.

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And so I get notification that the person is

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on their way and I'm trying to make sure I've

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crossed all my I's and dotted all my T's and

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I reach out to the driver and I say, hey, just

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so you know, this is, I gave him the name of

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the hotel. I confirmed the address and I said,

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just leave it at reception. And all I hear is,

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hola. So I repeat myself, hola. Okay, okay, okay.

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So maybe he still understood me. It should all

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be there on his whatever to have all the instructions,

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and I just need him to do that. So I said, so

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you know where you're going, right? And then

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I hear someone else in the background. And I

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just hear delivery. I'm like, oh, shit. So I

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go down there. And while I'm in the elevator,

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I get a picture of my order in someone's hands.

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So I don't know if it's the driver. It didn't

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look like the hotel reception person. Just in

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someone's hands. And so I get out of the elevator

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and walk up. saw the person that was holding

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my food, was looking over the receipt. She said,

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yeah, I ordered food, but this says for 618.

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I'm in 620. Why did you grab the food? I guess

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she was also waiting for Pizza Hut and just took

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the food from him. And so I said, yeah, that's

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mine. And she said, oh. oh, here you go, and

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just handed it to me. And she was like, don't

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worry, don't worry. I didn't open any of it.

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I was like, no, it's cool. It's cool. I mean,

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at this point, I'm just glad it's in my possession.

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And yeah, I ate the pizza and tried to focus

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on the fact that this time I did get my food

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and it didn't just end up out in the ether somewhere.

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But one thing I will say about Uber Eats is that

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they really don't care. They don't care. You

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message them with, hey, yeah, I never got this.

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Okay, here's a refund. Okay. Okay, but, like,

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are we, can we do anything about this? Uh, I

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mean, we refunded you, so we good? I recognize

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that I am the exact wrong person to say this,

00:17:54.329 --> 00:17:57.549
but it is genuinely baffling to me how we just

00:17:57.549 --> 00:18:01.200
let, like, randos handle our food. after it's

00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:06.720
been made. It is. And places have gotten better

00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:11.339
about sealing stuff. I remember when I was serving

00:18:11.339 --> 00:18:16.380
when COVID hit and they were so adamant that

00:18:16.380 --> 00:18:17.900
all of our to -go food needed to have stickers

00:18:17.900 --> 00:18:20.000
on it. That was the thing that was going to keep

00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:22.220
your food from being contaminated. This is the

00:18:22.220 --> 00:18:25.160
thing that will keep you healthy. Thanks for

00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:31.609
eating with us. Sticker on the bag. Oh, geez

00:18:31.609 --> 00:18:37.109
and crackers. All right. Well, that was my tirade

00:18:37.109 --> 00:18:43.130
against delivery food and another COVID hangover

00:18:43.130 --> 00:18:46.750
type issue. You ready for your three things?

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What do you got? All right. Your three things

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for today. Spiders. Okay. Clowns. Mm -hmm. And

00:19:00.420 --> 00:19:04.880
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, what is the

00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:09.440
through line? So I was looking at the Instagram

00:19:09.440 --> 00:19:12.079
that you posted, and I saw that the hashtags

00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:16.920
were... What post? Instagram. And where would

00:19:16.920 --> 00:19:22.460
one find that at? At CashExchangePod. Also on

00:19:22.460 --> 00:19:26.759
TikTok, YouTube. Probably not Facebook. I don't

00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:29.480
think we're in the right age demo for that. Get

00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:32.079
those out of the way early. Well, on the Instagram

00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:34.920
post, there was hashtag for Aragog, which is

00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:38.539
the spider from Harry Potter, and Danny DeVito,

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which I assume was the clown. So I'm guessing

00:19:41.180 --> 00:19:43.259
there's like a Greatest Showman tie -in, maybe?

00:19:45.140 --> 00:19:49.200
Is there? Is there? No, there isn't. Because

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ChatGBT just decided to make the clown look like

00:19:51.660 --> 00:19:53.319
Danny DeVito. That's disappointing. For whatever

00:19:53.319 --> 00:19:59.319
reason. So, spiders, clowns, two of... Arguably

00:19:59.319 --> 00:20:05.019
the biggest phobias. Yes. And spelling tests?

00:20:06.299 --> 00:20:16.660
Close. Close. Well, no. You're spot on with phobias.

00:20:18.019 --> 00:20:22.940
Fear of spiders, fear of clowns, and one of the

00:20:22.940 --> 00:20:26.019
most ridiculous fears that someone can claim

00:20:26.019 --> 00:20:31.299
to have. The fear of long words. Oh, okay. And

00:20:31.299 --> 00:20:34.619
whenever you find out what that fear is called,

00:20:34.859 --> 00:20:38.200
then you'll realize that it's kind of like a

00:20:38.200 --> 00:20:41.220
lisp situation. How much of a good move it is

00:20:41.220 --> 00:20:44.700
to put an S in the word lisp? Yeah, an SP, yeah.

00:20:45.059 --> 00:20:47.680
Sorry, what is your condition? I have a lisp.

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Yeah, that's the same ballpark. But do you know

00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:54.440
what supracalifragilisticexpialidocious means?

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It actually has... Oxford Dictionary definition.

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I didn't know that. What is it? It means extraordinarily

00:21:02.779 --> 00:21:06.859
good or wonderful. Oh. Which I feel like you

00:21:06.859 --> 00:21:10.500
could have just done with the first five letters.

00:21:10.680 --> 00:21:14.420
Just super. Sure. That's super. But, I mean,

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I guess the califragilistic expialidocious just

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really hits the point home at how extraordinarily

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good it is. I think it's good in, like, a whimsical

00:21:25.420 --> 00:21:30.430
way. So like Mary Poppins -ish. Okay. Like could

00:21:30.430 --> 00:21:38.509
be equated to a drug trip kind of super. Go into

00:21:38.509 --> 00:21:40.049
the painting with the penguins kind of super.

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The prompt I put in to chat GPT for the photo

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was a spider and a clown that are terrified they're

00:21:52.910 --> 00:21:55.069
spelling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

00:21:57.599 --> 00:21:59.259
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious wrong. And

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I think it nailed it. I think it did a great

00:22:00.839 --> 00:22:04.000
job. I don't know why the clown turned out looking

00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:06.980
like Danny DeVito. I don't know why the spider

00:22:06.980 --> 00:22:10.640
looked like Aragog, but it worked. It did also

00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:14.400
spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious wrong.

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I know. So their fears were valid. Oh, their

00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:24.789
fear. Okay. Do you know what a phobia is? Do

00:22:24.789 --> 00:22:26.589
you know what the definition of a phobia is?

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Because I feel like it's a term that gets thrown

00:22:28.589 --> 00:22:33.769
around a lot, like all the ists now. So what

00:22:33.769 --> 00:22:37.529
is the definition of a phobia? The fear of something.

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It's an extreme or irrational fear or aversion

00:22:42.869 --> 00:22:49.930
to something. So I think they really wanted to

00:22:49.930 --> 00:22:54.299
emphasize the word irrational. Because I do think

00:22:54.299 --> 00:22:59.599
that a lot of the fears that I was researching,

00:22:59.779 --> 00:23:04.700
and at face value, they are ridiculous. Like,

00:23:04.700 --> 00:23:09.099
it's just dumb things to be afraid of. But then,

00:23:09.099 --> 00:23:15.960
as I got deeper into it, some people brought

00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:20.299
up, like, things that these fears could be rooted

00:23:20.299 --> 00:23:23.920
in. And they're not very fun things. I mean,

00:23:23.960 --> 00:23:27.460
we went a decent ways into that with the Disney

00:23:27.460 --> 00:23:29.799
adults and the psychological cause behind that.

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So it wouldn't be surprising if we delve a little

00:23:33.180 --> 00:23:35.720
bit more into that. So I'm going to go ahead

00:23:35.720 --> 00:23:38.980
and put a blanket statement over this one. That

00:23:38.980 --> 00:23:45.279
at face value, these phobias are silly. But if

00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:47.920
you are afflicted by them, I'm not making fun

00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:52.599
of you. or what you've been through. Okay. What

00:23:52.599 --> 00:23:55.519
are some of your fears? What scares you? What

00:23:55.519 --> 00:24:03.559
makes you shake in your boots? I don't know that

00:24:03.559 --> 00:24:06.440
I have any big blanket fears, or at least none

00:24:06.440 --> 00:24:09.380
come to mind at the moment. I'm not particularly

00:24:09.380 --> 00:24:12.900
fond of heights, but I'm not scared of them necessarily.

00:24:13.019 --> 00:24:17.559
I just don't often seek out tall things. That's

00:24:17.559 --> 00:24:21.980
funny. Doesn't Nate like 6 '2"? Yeah. I only

00:24:21.980 --> 00:24:26.160
had to seek him out four years ago. We've established

00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:33.339
this. I mean, do you have any of the standard

00:24:33.339 --> 00:24:36.799
ones? Spiders? Snakes? Not afraid of spiders

00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:41.079
or snakes. Sharks? I'm not afraid of small spaces

00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:45.640
or wide open spaces. I am. You love that song.

00:24:45.900 --> 00:24:51.990
The Dixie Chicks terrify me. Yeah? No. No. I'll

00:24:51.990 --> 00:24:56.569
bark, no bite. Sure. Isn't every country musician?

00:24:57.210 --> 00:25:02.490
No. Johnny Paycheck killed a guy. Who? Johnny

00:25:02.490 --> 00:25:06.190
Paycheck. Take this job and shove it guy. Oh.

00:25:07.210 --> 00:25:11.289
Hank Williams Jr. fell off a mountain and survived.

00:25:12.069 --> 00:25:14.670
I meant that more in a these days kind of country,

00:25:14.730 --> 00:25:18.299
not the highwayman era. What are you trying to

00:25:18.299 --> 00:25:21.059
say about Luke Bryan? Big green tractor? She

00:25:21.059 --> 00:25:23.079
thinks my tractor's sexy? These men have never

00:25:23.079 --> 00:25:25.940
been on a tractor. Yeah, Kenny, probably not.

00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:29.180
Jason, I don't know. There's all kinds of videos

00:25:29.180 --> 00:25:30.619
of Blake Shelton being on a tractor, though.

00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:36.859
Taking care of his farm in Oklahoma. So. With

00:25:36.859 --> 00:25:41.720
or without Gwen? She's never there. But speaking

00:25:41.720 --> 00:25:44.039
of Blake, have you seen the new stuff that's

00:25:44.039 --> 00:25:47.430
been coming out about Miranda Lambert? No. What's

00:25:47.430 --> 00:25:50.170
going on with her? In her denim skirt, being

00:25:50.170 --> 00:25:54.069
all caked up. Oh. Has she been doing the Carrie

00:25:54.069 --> 00:25:57.349
Underwood routine? Oh, it's... Or the Laney Wilson

00:25:57.349 --> 00:26:00.650
routine? That's something. Look it up. No, it's

00:26:00.650 --> 00:26:05.289
like full -on cheeks. Oh, okay. People in the

00:26:05.289 --> 00:26:08.890
pit are getting a view. I don't know, mid -40s.

00:26:09.849 --> 00:26:12.309
Oh, it's a wardrobe malfunction. I thought this

00:26:12.309 --> 00:26:16.200
was on purpose. No, it was on purpose. That was

00:26:16.200 --> 00:26:19.279
on purpose. She knew what she was doing. I don't

00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:23.259
blame her. Super would be losing her mind. She's

00:26:23.259 --> 00:26:26.440
all about pointing out exposed butt cheeks. That

00:26:26.440 --> 00:26:31.079
is a interesting fixation. You're raising teenagers.

00:26:31.940 --> 00:26:38.299
Well, it's because I'm trying to raise a proper

00:26:38.299 --> 00:26:45.119
lady. And I said, hey, maybe don't do that. Maybe,

00:26:45.140 --> 00:26:48.920
uh, Maybe a little more modest. And so that evolved

00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:56.160
into just yelling loudly when someone's ass cheeks

00:26:56.160 --> 00:27:00.380
are out. You know what? Good for her. You take

00:27:00.380 --> 00:27:03.059
the good, you take the bad. Maybe not so loudly.

00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:05.880
That might be an indoor thought. Hey, come on,

00:27:05.880 --> 00:27:13.180
man. Come on. Whisper it. We have a video. Because

00:27:13.180 --> 00:27:17.430
we took the GoPro to Galveston. And Cooper was

00:27:17.430 --> 00:27:20.849
making a video and she had it pointed to herself

00:27:20.849 --> 00:27:24.549
because she's real into Good Luck Charlie right

00:27:24.549 --> 00:27:26.950
now. Yeah. So she's making videos for Cooper.

00:27:27.130 --> 00:27:31.789
Yeah. Or for Georgia. And there's a spot in one

00:27:31.789 --> 00:27:36.869
of the videos where she catches two hams on the

00:27:36.869 --> 00:27:39.349
beach and you get to see her instant reaction

00:27:39.349 --> 00:27:49.069
to it. And it's hilarious. Oh. I googled a general

00:27:49.069 --> 00:27:51.349
list of phobias. Couldn't think of anything.

00:27:51.470 --> 00:27:53.210
For the record, I am going into this episode

00:27:53.210 --> 00:27:55.849
blind. I have not done any research on it. This

00:27:55.849 --> 00:27:58.730
is an off -the -cuff episode and a lot of these

00:27:58.730 --> 00:28:02.029
names I will not remember. So the only one that

00:28:02.029 --> 00:28:07.230
I know that I have is trypophobia. And I've never

00:28:07.230 --> 00:28:09.130
really considered that one a full -on phobia

00:28:09.130 --> 00:28:12.400
because I'm not... I think I think of phobias

00:28:12.400 --> 00:28:15.319
as more of a like dramatic reaction when it really

00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:16.960
just makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, it makes me

00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:20.519
uncomfortable too. Trypophobia is just like a

00:28:20.519 --> 00:28:23.759
fear of like clusters of holes. So if you think

00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:27.559
of like, what is it, lotus roots? Yeah, I think

00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:30.400
so. Lotus roots or like if you really zoom in

00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:34.339
on someone's pores, which also dick move. But

00:28:34.339 --> 00:28:37.160
like, it's just, it's gross. I don't like it.

00:28:37.380 --> 00:28:39.480
Like there are a lot of people with like honeycomb

00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:44.599
tattoos. Not a fan. Do not enjoy it. I watched

00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:48.240
a video one time early in my tenure on the internet

00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:51.299
where it was a frog that just expelled things

00:28:51.299 --> 00:28:55.019
gremlin style out of its back and it traumatized

00:28:55.019 --> 00:28:57.259
me. I think that is where my trypophobia stems

00:28:57.259 --> 00:28:59.759
from because if you have not seen this video,

00:28:59.880 --> 00:29:02.039
which it looks like you might not have, I don't

00:29:02.039 --> 00:29:03.619
recommend that you do, but I am going to find

00:29:03.619 --> 00:29:08.119
it and send it to you anyway. Okay. I think I

00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:16.640
have. Definitely have a fear of drowning. I think

00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:19.559
that's all Greg's fault. I could see that. Our

00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:22.400
uncle, he decided he was going to teach me how

00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:25.799
to swim by just like, hey, look at that fish.

00:29:25.900 --> 00:29:29.240
Look. And then just push me off a bridge. I survived.

00:29:29.539 --> 00:29:33.779
So, I mean, he didn't kill me, but I maybe should

00:29:33.779 --> 00:29:38.399
be sending some therapist bills his way. Alternatively,

00:29:38.399 --> 00:29:41.640
what if this is a situation like every kid's

00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:43.579
show has had? What if this was the only character

00:29:43.579 --> 00:29:45.059
that was alive and the rest were just figments

00:29:45.059 --> 00:29:47.819
of her imagination? What if you're secretly a

00:29:47.819 --> 00:29:50.559
figment of someone's imagination? Probably not

00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:54.960
mine, but you know. I would be the figment? Well,

00:29:54.980 --> 00:29:56.720
yeah. Everyone else wouldn't be my figments?

00:29:57.859 --> 00:30:00.319
You got pushed off a bridge. But then I would

00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:03.640
think that I survived, but I didn't. So I would

00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:05.819
be going through life thinking I survived that

00:30:05.819 --> 00:30:08.579
ordeal. And everyone else would just be in my

00:30:08.579 --> 00:30:11.140
head. He lost me. You were going through life.

00:30:12.180 --> 00:30:16.319
This is this is the process of you. This is your

00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:21.480
afterlife is. So you're telling me that I potentially

00:30:21.480 --> 00:30:25.480
died when I was like eight and then had to go

00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:29.579
on living at a normal pace the rest of my life

00:30:29.579 --> 00:30:32.819
out in the afterlife. That's your implication.

00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:38.009
Yes. That is your implication because you said

00:30:38.009 --> 00:30:40.789
we were figments of your imagination. If you

00:30:40.789 --> 00:30:42.730
were the figment of someone else's imagination,

00:30:43.009 --> 00:30:46.890
then that would just be you've moved on to whatever

00:30:46.890 --> 00:30:49.910
the next thing is. You seem to believe that this

00:30:49.910 --> 00:30:53.190
is your afterlife. That you died and this is

00:30:53.190 --> 00:30:58.670
the lovematic grandpa from The Simpsons. But

00:30:58.670 --> 00:31:04.630
if I think that I'm sentient. Wouldn't that break

00:31:04.630 --> 00:31:08.769
the reality of whoever's imagination I would

00:31:08.769 --> 00:31:11.990
be in? Reality is a construct that makes less

00:31:11.990 --> 00:31:14.910
and less sense every single day. The world is

00:31:14.910 --> 00:31:20.430
bananas. I would believe that any one thing is

00:31:20.430 --> 00:31:24.349
a figment of any one person's imagination. Everything

00:31:24.349 --> 00:31:30.630
is nonsense. You got a point there. Yeah, it's

00:31:30.630 --> 00:31:33.460
all made up and the points don't matter. Whose

00:31:33.460 --> 00:31:39.839
line is it anyway in the sky? Another one I think

00:31:39.839 --> 00:31:43.839
that I kind of had a phobia of, an aversion to.

00:31:44.579 --> 00:31:47.819
It's not something that I have to deal with on

00:31:47.819 --> 00:31:55.339
a daily basis, but suffocation. Because I think

00:31:55.339 --> 00:31:59.240
it can happen so quick. Yeah. And you just, you

00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:04.829
have, it's just like that. One wrong move. Like

00:32:04.829 --> 00:32:09.089
Final Destination style. Okay, yeah. Or an aneurysm.

00:32:10.589 --> 00:32:14.009
Aneurysms can hit whenever. Doesn't matter who

00:32:14.009 --> 00:32:17.990
you are. At any point in your life, just pop

00:32:17.990 --> 00:32:23.450
and then you're gone. See, the way that I see

00:32:23.450 --> 00:32:27.190
things like that is that there's not necessarily

00:32:27.190 --> 00:32:30.609
a reason to be fearful of them. Because if they

00:32:30.609 --> 00:32:33.789
happen... A, you can't just like prevent an aneurysm.

00:32:33.829 --> 00:32:37.849
It just happens, right? I don't know a whole

00:32:37.849 --> 00:32:41.190
lot of the medical knowledge behind aneurysms,

00:32:41.210 --> 00:32:43.130
but I'm pretty sure they just like happen spontaneously.

00:32:43.170 --> 00:32:45.549
And if that's the case, like I can't be afraid

00:32:45.549 --> 00:32:47.549
of something because as soon as I know that it's

00:32:47.549 --> 00:32:50.990
happening to me, I'm gone. You don't. That's

00:32:50.990 --> 00:32:54.529
fair. I mean, not so much with suffocation because

00:32:54.529 --> 00:32:56.869
you do. I feel like that one would be a little

00:32:56.869 --> 00:32:58.710
bit scarier just because you do experience all

00:32:58.710 --> 00:33:00.990
of the time between like. whatever state you

00:33:00.990 --> 00:33:04.369
were in before and the actual act. But, like,

00:33:04.390 --> 00:33:07.930
even still, I mean, it's a pretty brief window,

00:33:08.029 --> 00:33:12.430
I think. Yeah. Do you have a fear of dying? I

00:33:12.430 --> 00:33:14.529
think it comes and goes. I don't think about

00:33:14.529 --> 00:33:20.569
death very often. Yeah. So, like, if it were...

00:33:20.569 --> 00:33:23.789
Whenever those kind of moments hit where it's

00:33:23.789 --> 00:33:29.779
more real, so, like, if... family or friends

00:33:29.779 --> 00:33:33.819
or someone has a health scare say then i do get

00:33:33.819 --> 00:33:37.920
that kind of like bit of fear around it but other

00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:41.779
than that like it's not too crazy what do you

00:33:41.779 --> 00:33:43.720
think you're fearful of like what do you think

00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:47.059
well what is the what is the underlying reason

00:33:47.059 --> 00:33:51.460
for the fear underlying reason for the fear of

00:33:51.460 --> 00:33:56.900
death fear of dying yeah i think the fear of

00:33:56.900 --> 00:34:00.119
death is just fear of the unknown No one knows,

00:34:00.180 --> 00:34:02.779
no matter how confident that they are in their

00:34:02.779 --> 00:34:04.799
life, that this is what happens when you die.

00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:09.559
No matter how devout you are in your religion

00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:13.039
or faith, you're never really going to know what's

00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:15.260
on the other side. Until that's a Long Island

00:34:15.260 --> 00:34:21.019
medium. Checkmate. I believe that her hair is

00:34:21.019 --> 00:34:23.300
her bridge to the underworld or the afterlife

00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:26.579
or whatever you want to call it. And I'm honestly

00:34:26.579 --> 00:34:28.980
not willing to tease my hair like that just to

00:34:28.980 --> 00:34:32.460
tune in to that frequency. Yeah, no, I'm good.

00:34:33.219 --> 00:34:37.320
Okay, well, if I could, I would. But I can't,

00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:39.380
so I shan't. I think it'd work the same with

00:34:39.380 --> 00:34:44.920
a wig. Yeah, but it's real fuzzy. She's like

00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:46.840
the original design for Marge Simpson where she

00:34:46.840 --> 00:34:49.820
had the bunny ears inside her hair. She's just

00:34:49.820 --> 00:34:55.880
got an antenna up there. I do understand the

00:34:55.880 --> 00:34:59.219
fear of drowning though. I don't know how to

00:34:59.219 --> 00:35:01.460
swim. And so every time I get in water, there's

00:35:01.460 --> 00:35:07.039
a little bit of that like anxiety. Realistically,

00:35:07.059 --> 00:35:09.019
like I don't think that I would drown if dropped

00:35:09.019 --> 00:35:12.420
in actual water. That said, I would probably

00:35:12.420 --> 00:35:16.500
panic. So my odds are not ideal in that situation.

00:35:17.579 --> 00:35:22.800
Yeah. Yeah. I can't swim either. So, but I also,

00:35:22.900 --> 00:35:26.650
I, I'm not like overly cautious like in the pool

00:35:26.650 --> 00:35:30.530
or in the ocean or anything. So I don't know.

00:35:30.550 --> 00:35:34.429
But there have been like, I think one of them

00:35:34.429 --> 00:35:37.769
recently was a drowning story. One of them, the

00:35:37.769 --> 00:35:41.050
guy had a heart attack in water and died. Two

00:35:41.050 --> 00:35:45.849
actors, one of them, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Cosby

00:35:45.849 --> 00:35:49.389
Show, Theo. Yeah, he just drowned. He drowned?

00:35:49.610 --> 00:35:51.969
In like some freak accident, yeah. Oh, I didn't

00:35:51.969 --> 00:35:56.639
know that. Yeah. And then, uh, an actor from,

00:35:56.679 --> 00:36:00.480
he was an older guy. I don't remember where he's

00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:05.019
from, but, uh, yeah, he was in Tel Aviv and he

00:36:05.019 --> 00:36:07.440
just collapsed in the water. And I think his

00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:10.940
ultimate cause of death was a heart attack, not

00:36:10.940 --> 00:36:15.400
drowning, but no, you just never know. And to

00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:20.820
Matthew Perry. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you want to hear

00:36:20.820 --> 00:36:25.920
about some weird phobias? What do you got? Globophobia.

00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:29.119
You know what that is? You should play the guessing

00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:32.539
game. Fear of balloons. Especially them popping.

00:36:33.699 --> 00:36:38.079
Emily has this fear. Really? Uh -huh. Crazy considering

00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.340
every holiday comes with balloons at your house.

00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:44.159
I know. I know. But I always have to go into

00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:48.300
the garage to pop them all. That's a good fiance.

00:36:48.940 --> 00:36:52.300
And then if... Like, I try to do it quietly.

00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:56.139
The minute one pops by accident, it's just, she's

00:36:56.139 --> 00:37:00.920
losing her mind. I had a psych teacher in high

00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:05.639
school who was deathly, deathly afraid of balloons.

00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:08.380
That's the only reason I know what globophobia

00:37:08.380 --> 00:37:11.639
is. And she was in a friend's wedding one time.

00:37:12.139 --> 00:37:14.179
As the story goes, she was in a friend's wedding.

00:37:14.300 --> 00:37:16.800
This friend and her have known each other since

00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:20.150
they were children. So, presumably for... most

00:37:20.150 --> 00:37:22.769
of this time she has had a fear of balloons uh

00:37:22.769 --> 00:37:26.210
she's in the wedding party and this woman is

00:37:26.210 --> 00:37:29.110
getting married with a balloon archway which

00:37:29.110 --> 00:37:32.670
seems like this friend maybe does not like my

00:37:32.670 --> 00:37:36.210
psych teacher having met her i understand it

00:37:36.210 --> 00:37:41.690
as she is like standing there one of the balloon

00:37:41.690 --> 00:37:46.170
pops one of the balloons pop and she loses it

00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:53.840
Which feels incredibly on purpose, if you ask

00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:56.880
me. Yeah, like someone just sitting in the back

00:37:56.880 --> 00:38:01.139
with a blow dart? Yes. If one of my best friends

00:38:01.139 --> 00:38:03.619
who was in my wedding party is terrified of balloons,

00:38:03.780 --> 00:38:05.760
I'm going to think of maybe not having them at

00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:10.019
the altar. Maybe. Because I figure the odds of

00:38:10.019 --> 00:38:13.420
one of them popping is decent, right? Like they're

00:38:13.420 --> 00:38:16.960
not important enough to the theme. Also, who

00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:20.340
puts a balloon arch at a wedding? At the altar.

00:38:20.579 --> 00:38:27.239
I understand them as like decor. Clowns. Balloon

00:38:27.239 --> 00:38:34.199
artists. Yeah. Balloon cart vendors. Because

00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:37.519
apparently that was a thing at one point. Okay.

00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:40.920
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who else would

00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:44.760
have such an affinity for balloons. To have them

00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:48.489
as a centerpiece of your wedding. Maybe I should

00:38:48.489 --> 00:38:52.909
suggest that. You should. I support it. Balloon

00:38:52.909 --> 00:38:56.829
archway. Roll the dice, man. And then just give

00:38:56.829 --> 00:39:00.210
everyone a dart. So instead of throwing rice,

00:39:00.329 --> 00:39:03.389
they just throw darts. Just pop them all at once.

00:39:03.750 --> 00:39:08.110
You and your new wife? You want people to throw

00:39:08.110 --> 00:39:12.570
darts at you? Yeah, it needs some tweaking, but

00:39:12.570 --> 00:39:15.010
we'll get it figured out. You know what? I support

00:39:15.010 --> 00:39:18.429
you guys in whatever you want to do. In the case

00:39:18.429 --> 00:39:21.590
that Nate is still welcome in Dolly Parton drag

00:39:21.590 --> 00:39:27.190
with the balloon chest. I'm sure he'd be willing

00:39:27.190 --> 00:39:30.969
to pop one during the ceremony. Yeah. He's got

00:39:30.969 --> 00:39:33.210
to save that for the reception, though. Okay.

00:39:34.349 --> 00:39:40.230
What about pupophobia? Fear of insects? No, that's

00:39:40.230 --> 00:39:43.750
a good guess. It's not a fear of pupa. I'm assuming

00:39:43.750 --> 00:39:46.909
that's how this is pronounced. What if it was

00:39:46.909 --> 00:39:51.610
pronounced puppophobia? Small dogs? Fear of puppets?

00:39:52.989 --> 00:39:58.170
Fair. Which I can understand this one. Especially

00:39:58.170 --> 00:40:00.590
like those like depression era puppets, like

00:40:00.590 --> 00:40:03.630
where the family gathers around to just watch

00:40:03.630 --> 00:40:05.409
a puppet show because you can't do anything else.

00:40:06.849 --> 00:40:09.070
You know what? Adding that one to the list. I

00:40:09.070 --> 00:40:12.570
am afraid of ventriloquist dummies. They freak

00:40:12.570 --> 00:40:18.340
me out. Puppophobia? Yeah. They're the kind of

00:40:18.340 --> 00:40:21.039
horror movies that I don't like. Didn't like

00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:23.639
Annabelle. Don't care for Dead Silence. That

00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:26.519
movie still haunts my dreams. That's a good one.

00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:32.139
Growing up, I had a ventriloquist doll at the

00:40:32.139 --> 00:40:34.659
top of my bookcase, and my bookcase was significantly

00:40:34.659 --> 00:40:38.599
taller than me, so there was no getting it off

00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:41.880
the bookshelf. It just stared at me for years.

00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:46.940
Was it Mom's? Was it that one? It was. His name

00:40:46.940 --> 00:40:49.320
is Charlie. Charlie, that's right. And I am convinced

00:40:49.320 --> 00:40:53.059
that he is the devil. Yes. Looked exactly like

00:40:53.059 --> 00:40:56.940
the puppet from Dead Silence. Did, yeah. Which

00:40:56.940 --> 00:40:58.840
I think is why that movie really messed me up.

00:40:59.380 --> 00:41:05.760
Yeah. Whenever we went to Casa Bonita and we

00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:08.619
went to the puppet show, they had pictures of

00:41:08.619 --> 00:41:11.019
the old puppets and they were truly terrifying.

00:41:11.949 --> 00:41:14.050
Like just the pictures were creepy. I wouldn't

00:41:14.050 --> 00:41:17.469
want to see them moving and talking So, I mean

00:41:17.469 --> 00:41:21.429
maybe this one isn't as weird as some of these

00:41:21.429 --> 00:41:25.250
other ones, but it's uh It's just definitely

00:41:25.250 --> 00:41:28.650
just a strange thing to say. Hey It's nice to

00:41:28.650 --> 00:41:32.170
meet you. By the way, I I have a deadly fear

00:41:32.170 --> 00:41:38.070
of puppets. I have pupa phobia I always think

00:41:38.070 --> 00:41:41.280
of like The kind of fear of puppets and things

00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:42.980
to extend to like the stuffed animals in the

00:41:42.980 --> 00:41:45.280
same way that you're talking like the old or

00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:47.920
old marionettes and all that. Yeah. Have you

00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:50.940
ever seen what Winnie the Pooh is based on? Not

00:41:50.940 --> 00:41:54.820
the actual bear, but like the first doll. There

00:41:54.820 --> 00:41:58.559
was an era of stuffed animals where their eyes

00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:01.199
looked a little bit too real and they were just

00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:05.260
like itty bitty. I hate them. I hate them so

00:42:05.260 --> 00:42:09.289
much. Old school dolls and old school stuffed

00:42:09.289 --> 00:42:15.110
animals creep me out. Yeah. I get it. I get it.

00:42:16.050 --> 00:42:24.190
What about, uh, cow, cowlerophobia? C -O -U -L

00:42:24.190 --> 00:42:32.650
-R -O -phobia. Cool, cool -rophobia? Fear of...

00:42:36.750 --> 00:42:45.230
Fear of color? Fear of heat? Fear of what? Heat?

00:42:46.030 --> 00:42:50.710
Feet? Heat. Like the hot. Heat. Heat. No, but

00:42:50.710 --> 00:42:52.570
one of them I didn't put on this list that I

00:42:52.570 --> 00:42:55.530
did see when I was looking these up was fridgeophobia,

00:42:55.849 --> 00:43:01.489
which is fear of being cold. Which I don't think

00:43:01.489 --> 00:43:03.610
that's something that you should be fearful of.

00:43:03.650 --> 00:43:08.260
I think you should just get a jacket. Is it like

00:43:08.260 --> 00:43:11.219
fear of being cold or fear of hypothermia? Are

00:43:11.219 --> 00:43:14.079
you afraid of dying of this? It was just described

00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:20.139
as fear of being cold. Oh, okay. I guess it could

00:43:20.139 --> 00:43:24.559
extend to fear of getting hypothermia. I don't

00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:29.199
know. But no, coulrophobia is the fear of clowns.

00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:32.940
Oh. Which I think you can thank Stephen King

00:43:32.940 --> 00:43:36.159
for that. And the original Bozo. And the original

00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:42.480
Ronald McDonald. And just any clown prior to

00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:46.980
2000. I mean, if you are afraid of clowns these

00:43:46.980 --> 00:43:49.960
days, considering how few I would imagine there

00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:52.420
still are, you're either blaming Ronald McDonald,

00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:55.619
you're blaming Pennywise, you're blaming Gacy.

00:43:57.480 --> 00:43:59.639
I forgot about Gacy. He really ruined clowns

00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:06.559
as a profession. He did. He did. That and all

00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:09.670
the animal cruelty. ruined it for all the circus

00:44:09.670 --> 00:44:14.409
clowns. I've never been to a party that had a

00:44:14.409 --> 00:44:17.530
birthday clown at it. But it's such a common

00:44:17.530 --> 00:44:21.329
trope in movies and stuff. I've never once seen

00:44:21.329 --> 00:44:25.849
a birthday clown. Do you think that it was just

00:44:25.849 --> 00:44:29.150
before our time that there was a lot more birthday

00:44:29.150 --> 00:44:34.650
clowns back in early 90s before you would have

00:44:34.650 --> 00:44:38.039
a whole lot of memories of birthdays? 70s, 80s.

00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:42.639
I'd be interested to ask older people if they

00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:48.940
have actually seen a birthday clown. I don't

00:44:48.940 --> 00:44:52.480
necessarily understand. This might be a tax bracket

00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:54.739
issue, but I've never really understood people

00:44:54.739 --> 00:44:58.099
with performers at birthday parties. Yeah. Because,

00:44:58.159 --> 00:45:01.059
I mean, that whole thing is a big TV and movie

00:45:01.059 --> 00:45:04.019
thing. I've never seen a magician outside of

00:45:04.019 --> 00:45:08.610
like a... Gone to a show? A venue, yeah. Yeah.

00:45:08.690 --> 00:45:15.289
I don't think they're just out in the wild. I

00:45:15.289 --> 00:45:19.110
don't know. Let me do some on -the -fly research

00:45:19.110 --> 00:45:27.349
real quick. Party clown. I run into TikToks every

00:45:27.349 --> 00:45:30.869
once in a while where it's a girl that's getting

00:45:30.869 --> 00:45:33.590
dressed up to be a party princess. I don't know

00:45:33.590 --> 00:45:37.110
how you find those people. I've never seen a

00:45:37.110 --> 00:45:43.550
person dressed as Elsa and Anna. Granted, I'm

00:45:43.550 --> 00:45:45.050
not the kind of person who would ever have to

00:45:45.050 --> 00:45:47.510
seek those out. It'd be really weird if I did.

00:45:47.730 --> 00:45:50.309
That said, I don't know that those people exist.

00:45:51.670 --> 00:45:54.869
These people aren't just cosplaying for Whole

00:45:54.869 --> 00:45:58.389
Foods on a Thursday. You know who does exist?

00:46:00.230 --> 00:46:05.179
Candy the Clown. She... Does face painting and

00:46:05.179 --> 00:46:10.019
balloon twisting. And it's also just does clown

00:46:10.019 --> 00:46:13.820
stuff, I would guess. Okay. Do you want a price

00:46:13.820 --> 00:46:16.659
breakdown real quick? Absolutely. Face painting

00:46:16.659 --> 00:46:19.780
or glitter tattoos, $250 for two hours, a two

00:46:19.780 --> 00:46:22.940
-hour minimum. Additional time is $100 an hour.

00:46:24.099 --> 00:46:26.820
Balloon twisting, which I think that's a weird

00:46:26.820 --> 00:46:32.539
way to phrase that, is $150 an hour additional.

00:46:33.179 --> 00:46:37.800
Time is $100 per hour. Man, this lady does it

00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:42.559
all. Good for candy. Magic show and balloon twisting,

00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:46.539
$200 for one hour. Additional time, $100 per

00:46:46.539 --> 00:46:50.239
hour. Magic show and face painting, $300 for

00:46:50.239 --> 00:46:57.000
two hours. So you pay $250 for the face painting,

00:46:57.139 --> 00:47:00.179
pay an extra $50, you get a magic show on top

00:47:00.179 --> 00:47:04.800
of it. And she also moonlights as Mrs. Claus

00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:08.460
during the winter months. Okay. Is she local

00:47:08.460 --> 00:47:11.659
to Miami or could I hire her? No, this is DFW.

00:47:11.960 --> 00:47:17.920
Oh, okay. She also has a section on being afraid

00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:20.840
of clowns. Candy the Clown can also be a friendly

00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:23.840
non -clown person. What does Candy look like

00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:27.699
in her non -clown persona? I don't know. The

00:47:27.699 --> 00:47:29.980
thing just went away. Did you know that you can

00:47:29.980 --> 00:47:33.000
trademark your makeup as a clown? See, I think

00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:38.139
I would accept a female clown. Female clowns

00:47:38.139 --> 00:47:42.059
are way less. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. Female

00:47:42.059 --> 00:47:46.480
clowns are way less murdery, I think. They look

00:47:46.480 --> 00:47:52.920
less questionable. She has a five -star rating

00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:57.059
out of six reviews. Yeah. Let's get back to this.

00:47:58.250 --> 00:48:01.110
So a woman can be a clown and it's just fine,

00:48:01.210 --> 00:48:05.730
but a man can't just because of one murderous

00:48:05.730 --> 00:48:09.469
clown from the 70s? I'm absolutely not saying

00:48:09.469 --> 00:48:12.570
that only women can be clowns. I'm just saying

00:48:12.570 --> 00:48:17.570
I personally would prefer and would feel more

00:48:17.570 --> 00:48:20.590
comfortable around female clowns than male clowns.

00:48:20.650 --> 00:48:26.050
So if like Snappy the Happy Clown, La Piacita

00:48:26.050 --> 00:48:31.659
Feliz. Um, so this, this is, this is snappy,

00:48:31.699 --> 00:48:39.199
right? Uh, she has a name tag that says clown

00:48:39.199 --> 00:48:41.739
playing close division, which is kind of funny.

00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:45.699
Uh, and then she also has a name, a little tag

00:48:45.699 --> 00:48:47.800
under that that says I collect hugs. Are you

00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:49.619
saying that a man can't walk around a child's

00:48:49.619 --> 00:48:52.280
birthday party wearing a tag that says I collect

00:48:52.280 --> 00:48:56.860
hugs? I'm not saying that whatsoever. I'm saying

00:48:56.860 --> 00:49:01.559
I personally would feel more comfortable around

00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:05.179
a female clown than a male one. That is only

00:49:05.179 --> 00:49:10.820
specific to me. I'm not speaking for the general

00:49:10.820 --> 00:49:15.079
public, the general profession of tomfoolery

00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:20.059
and shenanigans. Oh, fair enough. I'm sure there

00:49:20.059 --> 00:49:27.530
are plenty of professionals. Oh, God. I am going

00:49:27.530 --> 00:49:32.530
to have to post these on Instagram because you'll

00:49:32.530 --> 00:49:35.989
get a clearer picture when I post them. But there

00:49:35.989 --> 00:49:40.969
is a photo here of Snappy the Happy Clown with

00:49:40.969 --> 00:49:45.570
a dollar store Elsa and SpongeBob. Okay. And

00:49:45.570 --> 00:49:48.349
if you can look at SpongeBob's right eye right

00:49:48.349 --> 00:49:51.670
here, there's an entire face in it. Oh. Peeking

00:49:51.670 --> 00:49:55.010
out. And then this is also what looks to be a

00:49:55.010 --> 00:49:58.349
black man dressed as Elsa. I don't think you

00:49:58.349 --> 00:50:01.489
can post that on Instagram. But I do need you

00:50:01.489 --> 00:50:06.389
to send that to me. Okay. I can't post it? I

00:50:06.389 --> 00:50:09.690
don't think so. It says maybe subject to copyright.

00:50:09.789 --> 00:50:14.449
Maybe. This is just a random Yelp review. Sure.

00:50:16.010 --> 00:50:18.750
But I will send it to you. Are you afraid of

00:50:18.750 --> 00:50:21.860
clowns? What if I report the photo and then they're

00:50:21.860 --> 00:50:25.199
forced to take it down and then their ownership

00:50:25.199 --> 00:50:27.820
is scrubbed from the internet and then I just

00:50:27.820 --> 00:50:31.179
say, no, I just have this picture of Spongebob,

00:50:31.179 --> 00:50:35.139
Elsa, and this clown. Am I afraid of clowns?

00:50:35.480 --> 00:50:41.000
No. Was there to be afraid of? No. I mean, do

00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:45.760
I think they're funny? No, not really. But maybe

00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:49.519
that's just an instance of it's not for me. Maybe

00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:50.920
that's just a situation where it's just not for

00:50:50.920 --> 00:50:57.159
me. I don't know. Okay. At the end of this episode,

00:50:57.199 --> 00:51:00.179
I need to go on one more tirade. One more about

00:51:00.179 --> 00:51:07.380
hotel living. Why can't I just get the URL? I'll

00:51:07.380 --> 00:51:10.639
tell you what. You just search this thing. I'll

00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:13.139
Google Snappy the Clown in DFW. There you go.

00:51:13.179 --> 00:51:18.199
I just sent you it to Google. Anyways. No, I'm

00:51:18.199 --> 00:51:27.780
not afraid of clowns. I don't know. It's just

00:51:27.780 --> 00:51:34.219
not my bag. The kids are missed out because the

00:51:34.219 --> 00:51:41.739
circus left town pretty much before they were

00:51:41.739 --> 00:51:46.340
born. Fortunately. Fortunately? That's good.

00:51:48.259 --> 00:51:52.480
Um, so yeah, I don't know if they would ever

00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:54.699
experience one. I'd be interested to see how

00:51:54.699 --> 00:51:59.500
they would feel about it. Uh, you know how at,

00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:02.900
uh, at SeaWorld before the shows, they have like

00:52:02.900 --> 00:52:04.860
a performer, like to warm up the crowd, like

00:52:04.860 --> 00:52:08.119
an opener. Uh, they like those. So maybe they

00:52:08.119 --> 00:52:11.239
would like clowns, the clown adjacent. There's

00:52:11.239 --> 00:52:14.900
a guy that was juggling and was like, uh, wrote

00:52:14.900 --> 00:52:20.010
a unicycle. A lot of pratfall stuff. I don't

00:52:20.010 --> 00:52:22.409
know. Maybe they would like clowns. I don't know.

00:52:23.309 --> 00:52:26.650
I do like the harlequins that are at the Renaissance

00:52:26.650 --> 00:52:29.929
Fair, so maybe I am a clown person. Maybe you

00:52:29.929 --> 00:52:35.150
are. What do they do? The ones that were at the

00:52:35.150 --> 00:52:37.610
Renaissance Fair that I went to last year or

00:52:37.610 --> 00:52:41.469
the year before, they had a really tall unicycle.

00:52:41.590 --> 00:52:44.130
It was a couple of performers, so they were more

00:52:44.130 --> 00:52:48.920
like the acrobatic kind of side. They did the

00:52:48.920 --> 00:52:56.179
juggling thing. They did the balancing on a yoga

00:52:56.179 --> 00:53:00.119
ball kind of thing. It was really cool. Were

00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:06.059
there any juggalos? Or just juggalers? I typically

00:53:06.059 --> 00:53:08.719
try to avoid all situations in which I would

00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:11.280
interact with juggalos. But you know, every once

00:53:11.280 --> 00:53:12.840
in a while you'll find them in the wild against

00:53:12.840 --> 00:53:14.500
your will. Not a party until the juggalos show

00:53:14.500 --> 00:53:17.690
up. I mean, on the bright side, as long as I

00:53:17.690 --> 00:53:19.429
wear something magnetic, I'll scare them off.

00:53:21.110 --> 00:53:22.469
How do they work? I don't know how those work.

00:53:25.429 --> 00:53:31.409
All right. Electrophobia. Fear of electricity?

00:53:33.030 --> 00:53:37.489
No. Starts with an A. A -L -E -K -T -O -R -O

00:53:37.489 --> 00:53:49.510
-phobia. Use it in a sentence. Yes. I have always

00:53:49.510 --> 00:53:58.469
had electrophobia. See? So it's a thing that

00:53:58.469 --> 00:54:02.730
can affect you from birth. I mean, I guess technically,

00:54:02.989 --> 00:54:09.530
yeah. There's a... Okay. One of your nieces may

00:54:09.530 --> 00:54:15.719
suffer from electrophobia. Which niece? The older

00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:19.420
one. I don't know if you've seen this video,

00:54:19.460 --> 00:54:22.719
actually. It's a video of us. Several times.

00:54:22.820 --> 00:54:25.940
It's awesome. She is afraid of chicken. She is.

00:54:30.139 --> 00:54:33.280
To be fair, she tried to fight that chicken.

00:54:33.579 --> 00:54:39.579
And then the chicken fought back. What did she

00:54:39.579 --> 00:54:42.940
expect was going to happen? She was openly. to

00:54:42.940 --> 00:54:48.360
its face, mocking this chicken. And then was

00:54:48.360 --> 00:54:51.800
completely gobsmacked when it turned around and

00:54:51.800 --> 00:54:58.760
started chasing her and pecking at her. Yes,

00:54:58.820 --> 00:55:02.679
it is the fear of chickens. And for whatever

00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:06.559
reason, there are chickens everywhere here. There's

00:55:06.559 --> 00:55:09.300
a chicken outside the hotel that I see when I

00:55:09.300 --> 00:55:12.710
get off work and I come back. Just hanging out.

00:55:14.469 --> 00:55:18.489
My restaurant is a resident chicken. Yeah? That

00:55:18.489 --> 00:55:24.150
was Ricky. Are there... Is it a chicken? Is it

00:55:24.150 --> 00:55:28.590
a hen? Or is it a cock? Oh, so it's a cock.

00:55:29.510 --> 00:55:34.789
I don't know why you're whispering that. It'll

00:55:34.789 --> 00:55:42.039
pass the censors. Are there any chicks? Do you

00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:43.639
have any hot chicks? Does Ricky have any hot

00:55:43.639 --> 00:55:46.780
chicks? What's up? No. No, he does not. He's

00:55:46.780 --> 00:55:51.079
a lone chicken. He does cross the road pretty

00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:55.019
frequently. I haven't had the time to ask why

00:55:55.019 --> 00:55:58.039
just yet, no. It is my mission before I leave

00:55:58.039 --> 00:56:00.880
that job, though. Oh, you better watch out. You're

00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:03.699
getting dangerously close to my level of humor.

00:56:07.500 --> 00:56:13.500
It's a natural progression of things. What about

00:56:13.500 --> 00:56:26.079
ephebophobia? E -P -H -E -B -I -phobia. Ephebophobia.

00:56:28.019 --> 00:56:30.280
That's what I'm going with. Ephebophobia. Ephebophobia.

00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:36.320
Fear of skin. No. But I do have a hint for this

00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:39.280
one. Oh, what do you got? I even put it in parentheses

00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:43.139
so I'd remember it. This is Gerard Way's phobia.

00:56:45.019 --> 00:56:47.900
And it's not the fear of witnessing 9 -11 and

00:56:47.900 --> 00:56:50.380
then having to create a band to cope with it.

00:56:51.519 --> 00:56:55.000
Real quick. You said Gerard Way, and I for sure

00:56:55.000 --> 00:56:58.139
was thinking Gerard Butler. And I was real confused

00:56:58.139 --> 00:57:02.320
as to what band Gerard Butler was in post -9

00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:13.320
-11. My brain ain't working today. Phobia of

00:57:13.320 --> 00:57:16.400
the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. Yes.

00:57:17.019 --> 00:57:24.059
In closed spaces. No. But he has famously stated

00:57:24.059 --> 00:57:27.500
that they scare the living shit out of him. Oh.

00:57:28.300 --> 00:57:32.119
Teenagers. Yep. An extreme fear of adolescents

00:57:32.119 --> 00:57:37.289
or teenagers. And I think that's fair. I think

00:57:37.289 --> 00:57:42.070
that's valid. They're mean to you in a real way.

00:57:42.969 --> 00:57:44.889
Look at that man over there. He got feminine

00:57:44.889 --> 00:57:52.250
hips. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I'd call

00:57:52.250 --> 00:57:55.050
it a fear more than you just, they're assholes

00:57:55.050 --> 00:57:59.230
and you just don't like assholes. Sure. But yeah,

00:57:59.409 --> 00:58:02.289
they are mean and I'm not looking forward to

00:58:02.289 --> 00:58:08.619
those days. I think with the oldest, I think

00:58:08.619 --> 00:58:10.840
he'll be fine. I think me and him. The middle

00:58:10.840 --> 00:58:14.500
one's the one that scares me. I don't know, man.

00:58:15.500 --> 00:58:19.360
I don't know. The baby, she's already got a lot

00:58:19.360 --> 00:58:23.760
of those teenage -like tendencies. I feel like

00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:25.440
the problem with the middle one is that she's

00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:28.699
going to get your sense of humor, and so it'll

00:58:28.699 --> 00:58:35.500
be both mean and funny to everyone but you. Oh,

00:58:35.500 --> 00:58:44.539
that is very possible. That is. Okay, so I saved

00:58:44.539 --> 00:58:47.480
the best for last. And this is what's going to

00:58:47.480 --> 00:58:54.400
bring it all back around to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

00:58:55.320 --> 00:59:01.059
And you remember what I told you about the title

00:59:01.059 --> 00:59:06.179
of this fear? supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

00:59:06.179 --> 00:59:09.159
or long words? First of all, I feel like they

00:59:09.159 --> 00:59:11.659
should have called it supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

00:59:11.659 --> 00:59:14.500
phobia. Because I think it would have been fitting.

00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:18.199
But I imagine it's a somehow even longer word.

00:59:19.539 --> 00:59:23.619
This is going to take me some tries. I checked

00:59:23.619 --> 00:59:26.099
multiple sources to make sure I wasn't getting

00:59:26.099 --> 00:59:30.320
punked. Because it sounds like a punking situation,

00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:43.659
but it is. Hippopotamonstrocesquipedaliaophobia.

00:59:43.659 --> 00:59:55.860
Hippopotamonstrocesquipedaliaophobia. Hippopotamonstrocesquipedaliaophobia.

00:59:56.300 --> 01:00:05.579
The fear of long words. Hippopotamonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

01:00:06.300 --> 01:00:11.480
And just why? Why? I just, I don't get it. Is

01:00:11.480 --> 01:00:14.219
it exposure therapy? Is this like the time that

01:00:14.219 --> 01:00:19.199
your therapist left you on red? Wow, okay. I

01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:23.099
did not come here to be attacked. I didn't go

01:00:23.099 --> 01:00:25.579
to therapy to be attacked. You just laughed through

01:00:25.579 --> 01:00:29.059
the pain. You laughed through the pain. There

01:00:29.059 --> 01:00:33.760
is a... picture somewhere in my old phone that's

01:00:33.760 --> 01:00:36.500
just the little me in the corner and just this

01:00:36.500 --> 01:00:39.219
waiting screen because I took it because I didn't

01:00:39.219 --> 01:00:42.480
want to get charged for the session that I didn't

01:00:42.480 --> 01:00:46.119
get to have but also I'm just like in the middle

01:00:46.119 --> 01:00:48.599
of an existential crisis just in this little

01:00:48.599 --> 01:00:51.460
bubble while it's doing the little you know the

01:00:51.460 --> 01:00:55.159
Microsoft like Teams or like Skype noise where

01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:58.409
it's like definitely ringing someone It's the

01:00:58.409 --> 01:01:00.630
FaceTime noise. It's basically the FaceTime noise.

01:01:00.849 --> 01:01:04.469
So you're just sitting there dissociating to...

01:01:04.469 --> 01:01:12.489
So that was you in the corner? That was me in

01:01:12.489 --> 01:01:15.469
the spotlight. Losing my sanity. Did you feel

01:01:15.469 --> 01:01:22.969
like you were losing your religion? Okay. That's

01:01:22.969 --> 01:01:26.750
all I had on phobias. I'm so curious what the...

01:01:29.389 --> 01:01:31.510
Etymology? Entomology? I don't remember which

01:01:31.510 --> 01:01:36.190
one is the study of bugs. I think it's ent, because

01:01:36.190 --> 01:01:41.429
I always think it's like ent and ant. So entomology

01:01:41.429 --> 01:01:45.289
is bugs, etymology is words. I think, or maybe

01:01:45.289 --> 01:01:48.489
sometimes I think that ent sounds like ant, but

01:01:48.489 --> 01:01:51.469
it's not that one. The entirety of my guesses

01:01:51.469 --> 01:01:54.449
for this phobia challenge was just, this sounds

01:01:54.449 --> 01:02:01.099
like this thing. But I'm curious what the etymology

01:02:01.099 --> 01:02:07.340
is of hippopotamus phobia. I'm going to send

01:02:07.340 --> 01:02:13.239
you this word, and you tell me how to... Let's

01:02:13.239 --> 01:02:19.280
see how many tries it takes you. I had to break

01:02:19.280 --> 01:02:24.179
it up in my notes to be able to even attempt

01:02:24.179 --> 01:02:26.960
to say it right. They're going to come close.

01:02:29.880 --> 01:02:33.119
Hippopotamonstrosis quipidelophobia. That's what

01:02:33.119 --> 01:02:37.500
I'm going with. I don't think it's hippopotamonstrosis.

01:02:39.679 --> 01:02:43.019
There is a video on YouTube, though, that will

01:02:43.019 --> 01:02:45.539
walk you through how to explain it. So I think

01:02:45.539 --> 01:02:54.480
we should... I think it's hippopotamonstrosis.

01:02:58.029 --> 01:03:04.690
I really lose some steam mid -word. You get that

01:03:04.690 --> 01:03:08.090
hippo out. The hippopot. You get that part. You

01:03:08.090 --> 01:03:10.389
nail that, and then it just goes to shit the

01:03:10.389 --> 01:03:14.070
rest of the way through. As it should. This word

01:03:14.070 --> 01:03:19.289
is ridiculous. Here, let's try it in Google Translate.

01:03:24.920 --> 01:03:32.199
Actually, what's the iPhone one? What? iPhone

01:03:32.199 --> 01:03:40.260
Translate. Alright. We ready? Hippopotamonster

01:03:40.260 --> 01:03:44.400
sesquipedalophobia? I don't know why I said that

01:03:44.400 --> 01:03:47.320
like a question, but... I'm not convinced that

01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:49.260
anyone will be able to pronounce this for me

01:03:49.260 --> 01:03:56.380
where it makes it sound like a real word. Hippopotamonster

01:03:56.380 --> 01:04:00.179
sesquipedaliophobia? See, he added like three

01:04:00.179 --> 01:04:03.900
more syllables in that. Hippopotamonster sesquipedaliophobia?

01:04:06.760 --> 01:04:12.400
I don't know. Reject the premise. Huh. Well,

01:04:12.579 --> 01:04:14.739
either way, it's a mean trick to play on people

01:04:14.739 --> 01:04:19.219
that have a quote -unquote fear of long words.

01:04:20.599 --> 01:04:30.739
I mean... Goofy fear? Goofy name. There is probably

01:04:30.739 --> 01:04:33.820
also a psychological component behind a fear

01:04:33.820 --> 01:04:36.300
of long words. Maybe you're afraid of public

01:04:36.300 --> 01:04:38.739
speaking, and that just manifests as you having

01:04:38.739 --> 01:04:41.400
had to pronounce one really long word out loud

01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:43.719
and realizing that you were incredibly wrong.

01:04:44.460 --> 01:04:46.539
Maybe the trick is just to put it to a song.

01:04:47.260 --> 01:04:55.000
I got crapped on. For my pronunciation of...

01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:59.639
Do you know the skin condition where you have

01:04:59.639 --> 01:05:01.820
like different pigments, but it's like a stark

01:05:01.820 --> 01:05:03.539
difference? You have like super, super pale and

01:05:03.539 --> 01:05:06.239
super, super dark. And it's just like kind of

01:05:06.239 --> 01:05:12.940
like patches of each color. Yeah, I think. So

01:05:12.940 --> 01:05:15.480
the actual condition, it's spelled V -I -T -I

01:05:15.480 --> 01:05:22.519
-L -I -G -O. I had only ever heard it. Huh? It's

01:05:22.519 --> 01:05:26.880
Vitiligo, but I had only ever read it, and I

01:05:26.880 --> 01:05:30.079
said it out loud one time in class. It wasn't

01:05:30.079 --> 01:05:33.019
even, like, to the group. It was just to a person

01:05:33.019 --> 01:05:35.179
and someone overheard and was just giving me

01:05:35.179 --> 01:05:37.980
endless shit for it. How'd you pronounce it?

01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:42.019
Vitiligo? I don't feel like that was that off

01:05:42.019 --> 01:05:48.059
-base. That's not that bad, no. She sucks. This

01:05:48.059 --> 01:05:56.500
is why. Teenagers are the worst. That's why Gerard

01:05:56.500 --> 01:06:01.900
Way is scared of them. He's on the right. There's

01:06:01.900 --> 01:06:10.820
a word that I see every time that when I read

01:06:10.820 --> 01:06:12.400
it, I know what it means, but when someone says

01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:16.880
it, it just doesn't seem right. I can't think

01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:20.349
of what the word is. Does it not seem right because

01:06:20.349 --> 01:06:23.869
it's like it just shouldn't be said out loud?

01:06:23.989 --> 01:06:26.429
Or does it not seem right because the person

01:06:26.429 --> 01:06:30.130
is using it in a way that sounds like it doesn't

01:06:30.130 --> 01:06:32.510
fit in the sentence? Like they're just trying

01:06:32.510 --> 01:06:38.289
to use their SAT words. I used Quonset Hut without

01:06:38.289 --> 01:06:40.829
any kind of conviction that that was the right

01:06:40.829 --> 01:06:42.750
thing I was trying to say. It did end up being

01:06:42.750 --> 01:06:49.360
the right thing. I think one of them is facade.

01:06:50.780 --> 01:06:54.980
Okay. Like, when I see it, like, I know what

01:06:54.980 --> 01:06:58.880
that is. I know the word just makes sense. But

01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:03.159
when I hear it out loud, it just, it's, I don't

01:07:03.159 --> 01:07:07.320
know. It just doesn't seem right. Do you feel

01:07:07.320 --> 01:07:10.019
like it should be facade? I do feel like it should

01:07:10.019 --> 01:07:16.550
be facade. And... I mean, it's a pretty common

01:07:16.550 --> 01:07:20.789
one, so I'm sure I could find the word. To be

01:07:20.789 --> 01:07:23.349
fair, a lot of times when people use the word

01:07:23.349 --> 01:07:26.130
facade, if they're like writing it, it should

01:07:26.130 --> 01:07:28.369
be facade because they don't put the little C

01:07:28.369 --> 01:07:33.210
with the accent mark. If you type it like that,

01:07:33.230 --> 01:07:36.409
then it is facade. No one will convince me otherwise.

01:07:38.409 --> 01:07:43.750
Yeah. Gotta have the little five under it. Cash.

01:07:44.219 --> 01:07:54.619
Or cache? It's cache, right? Maybe. Okay, so

01:07:54.619 --> 01:07:57.300
I think of cache and cache as two different things.

01:07:58.820 --> 01:08:03.039
Cache is like the queue of things that are in

01:08:03.039 --> 01:08:07.960
my internet browser. Because I've only ever heard

01:08:07.960 --> 01:08:10.360
that one pronounced cache. I've literally never

01:08:10.360 --> 01:08:13.199
heard it pronounced cache. But I think cachet

01:08:13.199 --> 01:08:20.539
is like reputation. It's like a value. I'm pretty

01:08:20.539 --> 01:08:22.180
sure they're different words if you pronounce

01:08:22.180 --> 01:08:34.020
them differently. I can't even spell it right

01:08:34.020 --> 01:08:39.720
the first time. C -A -C -H -E. A collection of

01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:43.100
items of the same type stored in hidden or inaccessible

01:08:43.100 --> 01:08:50.840
places. An auxiliary memory from which high -speed

01:08:50.840 --> 01:08:56.079
retrieval is possible. Today I learned that cachet

01:08:56.079 --> 01:08:58.340
is in the reputation kind is spelled with a T.

01:08:59.659 --> 01:09:01.760
I've never seen that one written. I've only ever

01:09:01.760 --> 01:09:08.470
heard it. So C -A -C -H -E -T? That one is social

01:09:08.470 --> 01:09:15.409
status and reputation. So it's cash. My final

01:09:15.409 --> 01:09:18.170
answer is that it is cash if you're talking about

01:09:18.170 --> 01:09:23.189
a queue of things or like the memory bank. And

01:09:23.189 --> 01:09:32.090
cache is reputation. Okay, well, there we go.

01:09:32.189 --> 01:09:38.329
And if you're curious about the... Etymology.

01:09:38.329 --> 01:09:44.470
Let's clear that up for our listeners. Etymology

01:09:44.470 --> 01:09:49.329
is the study of word origins and history. Okay,

01:09:49.390 --> 01:09:53.550
so entomology, when you think ent, think ant.

01:09:53.949 --> 01:10:01.789
Ent, ant, entomology, entomology, bugs. But cachet,

01:10:01.829 --> 01:10:07.420
cash, sorry, cash, comes from... The French word

01:10:07.420 --> 01:10:14.260
cacher, which means to hide. Okay. Its current

01:10:14.260 --> 01:10:19.399
iteration comes from the late 18th century. Similar

01:10:19.399 --> 01:10:28.960
words, stockpile, collection, hoard. Most widely

01:10:28.960 --> 01:10:34.500
used for weapons or ammunition. Like a weapons

01:10:34.500 --> 01:10:42.500
cache. Interesting. There's just tons of facts

01:10:42.500 --> 01:10:47.939
in this episode. Last bit I have for this episode

01:10:47.939 --> 01:10:52.939
is going back to a little bit of a food rage,

01:10:53.220 --> 01:11:07.859
food gripe. I have every day gotten flyers. for

01:11:07.859 --> 01:11:12.699
restaurants. Every day they'll come by. They

01:11:12.699 --> 01:11:18.300
just came by about 20 minutes ago. So about six

01:11:18.300 --> 01:11:21.979
o 'clock they come by and slide a flyer under

01:11:21.979 --> 01:11:27.359
the door. This time it's two. But the conspiracy

01:11:27.359 --> 01:11:32.159
that I want to lay out there is that there are

01:11:32.159 --> 01:11:40.380
some perhaps money laundering, perhaps a mafioso

01:11:40.380 --> 01:11:46.260
type situation going on in Miami because every

01:11:46.260 --> 01:11:49.880
single flyer is for an Italian restaurant. I'm

01:11:49.880 --> 01:11:52.760
pretty sure it's the same restaurant, but they

01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:54.399
just go by different names because I've gotten

01:11:54.399 --> 01:11:59.279
four different flyers, or I've gotten four flyers

01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:06.819
from different places. A lot of them are open

01:12:06.819 --> 01:12:11.579
until like 5 in the morning. I don't know who

01:12:11.579 --> 01:12:15.300
needs a stromboli at 5 in the morning. In Miami.

01:12:16.119 --> 01:12:21.659
But also, there's no way that these flyers are

01:12:21.659 --> 01:12:23.960
profitable enough to drop them off every single

01:12:23.960 --> 01:12:33.439
night. And why is it all Italian food? Why do

01:12:33.439 --> 01:12:35.760
all the flyers supposedly from different places

01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:40.899
look exactly the same? And I mean, when you go

01:12:40.899 --> 01:12:45.359
to Miami, do you ever think Italian food? Or

01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:48.359
are you thinking Cuban food? I'm sure they have

01:12:48.359 --> 01:12:50.800
to get their name out there, too. Because no

01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:53.640
one goes to Miami for Italian food. I think Cuban

01:12:53.640 --> 01:12:56.939
food, but I don't ever get Cuban food. It's all

01:12:56.939 --> 01:13:00.060
just different variations of ham. This is true.

01:13:00.399 --> 01:13:08.319
All right. Fast pizza. Okay. The Italian Factory.

01:13:08.840 --> 01:13:16.680
Okay. New York Pizza Kitchen Inc. I looked up

01:13:16.680 --> 01:13:20.840
this one. 2 .2 stars on Google. Yeah, it tracks.

01:13:22.140 --> 01:13:27.399
Miami Pizza and Pasta. Okay. The Italian Factory

01:13:27.399 --> 01:13:33.409
again. Italian Factory again. Oh, good Lord.

01:13:33.529 --> 01:13:38.609
Okay. Miami Pizza and Pasta again. How long have

01:13:38.609 --> 01:13:40.850
you been here now? New York Pizza Kitchening

01:13:40.850 --> 01:13:45.210
again. At least them, they got color variations.

01:13:46.170 --> 01:13:49.369
They got yellow paper and Miami Pizza and Pasta

01:13:49.369 --> 01:13:53.329
has green lettering. So that's something. I've

01:13:53.329 --> 01:14:03.619
been here eight days. One, two, three, four,

01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:10.520
five, six, seven, eight. Yeah. Maybe it's all

01:14:10.520 --> 01:14:14.680
the same parent company. It's just one chain

01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:16.619
of value restaurants. It's like a Mr. Beast,

01:14:16.720 --> 01:14:20.659
Mr. Beast Burger or whatever it was. Turned out

01:14:20.659 --> 01:14:27.600
to be a huge bait and switch type thing. Or yeah,

01:14:27.720 --> 01:14:30.760
like Chuck E. Cheese. how during COVID to keep

01:14:30.760 --> 01:14:34.279
the lights on in that rat casino, they started

01:14:34.279 --> 01:14:38.399
rebranding as Pasquale's Pizza. Pasquale's. It

01:14:38.399 --> 01:14:39.979
still looks like one of the pieces was missing.

01:14:40.359 --> 01:14:44.699
Did you see that Charles got arrested in Jacksonville?

01:14:46.619 --> 01:14:49.060
Charles Entertainment Cheese? Charles Entertainment

01:14:49.060 --> 01:14:54.159
Cheese. What did he get arrested for? Drug -related

01:14:54.159 --> 01:15:02.170
charges. Yeah. Jacksonville, Florida. Like last

01:15:02.170 --> 01:15:06.149
week sometime. Definitely worth checking out.

01:15:07.750 --> 01:15:11.989
Oh my God, you're not kidding. I'm not. You got

01:15:11.989 --> 01:15:13.970
hauled away. I was waiting for the punchline

01:15:13.970 --> 01:15:16.090
on that. What do you mean Chuck E. Cheese got

01:15:16.090 --> 01:15:21.130
arrested? Hauled away in handcuffs. Those poor

01:15:21.130 --> 01:15:28.180
children. Full costume. oh my god imagine you're

01:15:28.180 --> 01:15:30.279
just there for your eighth birthday you are living

01:15:30.279 --> 01:15:35.039
high on life right now you've got seven two liters

01:15:35.039 --> 01:15:38.079
of dr thunder on the table you've done the the

01:15:38.079 --> 01:15:40.640
little like lottery thing we're in the wind tunnel

01:15:40.640 --> 01:15:44.199
with all the tickets uh the ticket with chucky

01:15:44.199 --> 01:15:49.520
and he gets taken away in handcuffs yeah i need

01:15:49.520 --> 01:15:52.300
you to step away from the rat please step away

01:15:52.300 --> 01:15:59.140
sir you are under arrest Witnesses describe harrowing

01:15:59.140 --> 01:16:03.680
Chuck E. Cheese arrest is an amazing headline.

01:16:07.420 --> 01:16:10.739
Children's post -incident questions. Oh my god,

01:16:10.760 --> 01:16:13.300
Chuck E. could end up in a cheddar -colored jumpsuit.

01:16:13.800 --> 01:16:24.760
Awesome. Just awesome. The man behind the mask

01:16:24.760 --> 01:16:27.340
of the bad pizza and skee -ball peddling chain.

01:16:28.520 --> 01:16:32.800
Okay. These people have beef with Chuck E. Cheese.

01:16:33.579 --> 01:16:40.119
Don't disparage the house of rat like that. What

01:16:40.119 --> 01:16:43.819
could Chuck E. Cheese be? Can't be the house

01:16:43.819 --> 01:16:53.539
of mouse. What's a rat rhyming dwelling? I don't,

01:16:53.539 --> 01:17:01.560
I got nothing. I'll have to think about it. Well,

01:17:01.739 --> 01:17:14.159
you got anything to, uh, to leave the, leave

01:17:14.159 --> 01:17:17.239
the listener slash viewers with, uh, hopefully

01:17:17.239 --> 01:17:23.000
since, uh, we're doing it this way. Again, for

01:17:23.000 --> 01:17:26.979
right now, we'll be able to have shorts coming

01:17:26.979 --> 01:17:31.880
out with all this. So if you've got something

01:17:31.880 --> 01:17:36.579
clippable, words of wisdom that people flying

01:17:36.579 --> 01:17:40.220
through our reels, our shorts, our TikToks can

01:17:40.220 --> 01:17:45.520
just grasp onto real quick and then move on about

01:17:45.520 --> 01:17:52.869
their day. Now's the time to let it fly. We are

01:17:52.869 --> 01:17:54.890
pronouncing this wrong, and you know the actual

01:17:54.890 --> 01:17:59.250
etymology of... God, I'm going to try this again.

01:18:01.470 --> 01:18:05.329
Hippopotamonstrosis equipidaleophobia? Close

01:18:05.329 --> 01:18:08.609
enough. Good enough. Please let us know in the

01:18:08.609 --> 01:18:11.729
comments. Honestly, don't be a dick about it.

01:18:12.270 --> 01:18:14.229
You can be a dick about it. I don't care. I would

01:18:14.229 --> 01:18:16.329
like to know what the actual background of this

01:18:16.329 --> 01:18:21.659
is from the word nerds. Yeah. On Instagram, TikTok,

01:18:21.979 --> 01:18:26.060
Snapchat, probably. Not yet. If you want to roll

01:18:26.060 --> 01:18:32.539
out our Snapchat. I'm not 15. Hey, I don't know

01:18:32.539 --> 01:18:35.880
what that's supposed to mean. I currently have

01:18:35.880 --> 01:18:44.220
a 1532 day street going. That is impressive.

01:18:44.539 --> 01:18:47.680
With the only person I communicate with on Snapchat.

01:18:48.489 --> 01:18:50.449
I couldn't tell you the last time I used Snapchat.

01:18:51.550 --> 01:18:54.850
Well, I can tell you. It's going to be next week

01:18:54.850 --> 01:18:58.369
when you're running our Snapchat account. I've

01:18:58.369 --> 01:19:02.729
shot myself in the foot. Fortunate. Share your

01:19:02.729 --> 01:19:06.010
weird phobias with us. If there's a thing that

01:19:06.010 --> 01:19:09.890
really just gets you, let us know. I would love

01:19:09.890 --> 01:19:14.529
to discuss your phobia and maybe where it comes

01:19:14.529 --> 01:19:18.000
from if you feel like sharing. Hey, we're like

01:19:18.000 --> 01:19:21.439
Planet Fitness. We're a judgment -free zone.

01:19:23.380 --> 01:19:26.100
Oh, I was going to say you give us your money

01:19:26.100 --> 01:19:28.340
and don't nearly get as much value out of it

01:19:28.340 --> 01:19:31.140
as you should. That's for later once we get our

01:19:31.140 --> 01:19:37.079
Patreon. Come on. All right. Well, like I said

01:19:37.079 --> 01:19:42.250
before, if you have... quote -unquote ridiculous

01:19:42.250 --> 01:19:44.930
phobia because of some trauma that you've experienced

01:19:44.930 --> 01:19:52.930
during your life, that sucks. But that's life,

01:19:52.989 --> 01:19:56.229
man. That's life. You just gotta laugh with it.

01:19:57.329 --> 01:19:59.289
Unless you're afraid of violence. Maybe don't.

01:20:00.210 --> 01:20:05.789
I think we got all the murdering ones. It doesn't

01:20:05.789 --> 01:20:09.760
exist. John Wayne Gacy is dead. Killer Clowns

01:20:09.760 --> 01:20:13.859
from Outer Space. I don't know. That one's still

01:20:13.859 --> 01:20:16.359
a possibility. That one is still a possibility.

01:20:17.079 --> 01:20:21.479
But the rest of them, don't worry about it. All

01:20:21.479 --> 01:20:25.180
right. Well, we'll see ya. South Girl Scouts.