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Reptile dysfunction, real or not real? Five,

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four, three, two, one, zero. Welcome to the show,

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people. Welcome to the show. Eat my shorts. So

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here is to conversation. Tranquility base here.

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The Eagle has landed. Welcome to the Cash Exchange,

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everyone. Hello out there from the podcast world.

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To those of you listening, wondering if my co

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-host has changed the timbre of his voice just

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a little bit, this is Nate the Great, my guest

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co -host for today. All right, do you want to

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know what your three things for today are? Let's

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do it. What do we got? All right, so your three

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things for today are gas station hot dogs, the

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moon, And Disney's Frozen. Hmm. Sounds like a

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bad date night. Let's see. What could that be?

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How is the moon involved in a bad date night?

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Well, like if you're eating gas station hot dogs

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under the moon while watching Frozen? Well, that

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might be a pretty cool date night, I guess, if

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you're one of those Disney adults. Hey, one of

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the first times that we hung out, we watched

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Frozen. So I'm going to need you to dial that

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attitude back a little bit. It's fair. It's a

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great movie. I wouldn't go that far. Well, gas

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station hot dogs are, they come in handy, come

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in clutch whenever you need a little greasy bun.

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I don't know what food and Frozen would have

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to do with each other. And the moon is just out

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of reach. I don't know. All right, you throwing

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in the towel? Yes, I'll throw in the towel. What

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do you got today? What's our objective? So your

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through line between gas station hot dogs, the

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moon, and Disney's Frozen, is they're all things

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of questionable origin. Questionable origin.

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And that leads us into our topic for today, conspiracy

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theories. It's my most favorite topic. Break

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out those tinfoil hats. It's our favorite topic.

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It's the most favorite topic to talk about. I'm

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so happy I'm here for this episode. I will say,

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just going into this episode, that this is a

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thing that we talk about probably too frequently.

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So when I was doing research for it, it was a

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little bit tough to think of the things that

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we haven't talked as much about, at least. But

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I think I got a couple good ones. All right.

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Well, you want to break it out? You want to hit

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me with the first one? All right. So the first

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one that I have is one that is not necessarily

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near and dear to my heart, but it's one that

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I think about a decent amount, especially now.

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And that would be the dead internet theory. I

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have been especially cognizant of the amount

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of time that I spend on my phone. recently switched

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to a flip phone and i've been kind of going like

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back and forth trying to mitigate my screen time

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because i'm basically like an unchecked toddler

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if you leave me alone with my phone yeah not

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helpful to anything especially not my productivity

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or my attention span yep which is why the dead

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internet theory is so fascinating to me yeah

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someone should probably tell my brother about

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the dead internet theory maybe then he'll put

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his phone down You know, I don't necessarily

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think it's a deal breaker for most people. For

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the uninitiated, the debt internet theory came

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to be in 2021 on, I think it was 4chan. I would

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hope that it wasn't 4chan because I don't want

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to shout them out for anything. Go 4chan! Uh

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-huh. So it was popularized in 2021 on a site

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which must not be named. It essentially suggests

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that since 2016, 2017, there was this influx

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of things that came to be on the internet. And

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since then, more and more of what we see in our

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day -to -day lives on the internet is not actual

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people. We're not interacting with other human

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beings, but rather just bots and sock puppets.

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I learned what a sock puppet was today in doing

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my little last minute. Last minute research.

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So sock puppets are similar to bots where they're

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an account that's a little bit wrong. But the

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difference is that a bot is completely done by

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artificial intelligence, whereas a sock puppet

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is typically a person. Sock puppets are, from

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what I understand, generally a little bit more

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malicious. So it's trying to manipulate an algorithm

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or to deceive people, things like that. So I

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think it would be like a person operating under

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a like how Trump's Twitter is like the Donald

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Trump or something like that. And so it would

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be like the person running the at DJT on X Truth

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Social. I don't know. One of the platforms that

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I don't use. Of course. So that would be a sock

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puppet because they're trying to kind of manipulate

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the system by acting as an actual person under

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a wrong name or with an ill intent. Yeah, that

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is interesting. I've never heard of the sock

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puppet before. I'll have to look into that one.

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I have heard of the bot farms. I have seen the

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pictures of a hundred iPhones plastered onto

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a particle board that just run nonstop. Uploading,

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downloading, liking. One of the funniest things

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to me about this theory that both lends it absolutely

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no credence and feels... pretty accurate uh is

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that the onset of the dead internet theory was

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because of the death of harambe in 2016 oh yeah

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that's right i think it was just one of the first

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things that went viral in a different way from

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like the cat videos on youtube and stuff and

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it just caused every corner of the internet to

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come together and it just it broke us as a society

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yeah i don't think anything has been the same

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since 2016 it's just been a downhill slide man

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since 2016 that's when it started it's just been

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getting weirder and weirder nine years for me

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i guess i started paying attention to all of

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this stuff come 2020 2021 yeah that's when all

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the dead internet theories and all that stuff

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started to make itself apparent to me it is very

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interesting though i mean a lot of the times

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if you just sit on your phone and you do in school

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for hours on end you're gonna you're gonna come

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across a lot of videos that are the same but

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edited differently have different you know different

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timelines to um this guy's jumping off a bridge

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this guy fell off a bridge this guy was pushed

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off a bridge that's all the same video one of

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the big points in favor of the dead internet

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theory or the like argument that a lot of people

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make is that there's no more like randomness

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online that everything feels a little bit too

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specific to be just this vacuous space of seven

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billion people yeah give or take algorithms good

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But that's that's also kind of the argument for

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or against dead Internet theory is that there's

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no more randomness because they have created

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math that tells us exactly what we want. Like,

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yeah, you saw a video of a guy on a bridge and

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you watched that entire thing. You liked it.

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You subscribe to the dude, whatever. So it's

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going to show you 17 more of them because it

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thinks that's what you like. Joke's on you. I

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don't like and subscribe. My phone just 100 %

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sees me watching the videos and I start to get

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smiles on my face. And it's like, yeah, he likes

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that one. You're an internet creep. Jesus, that

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sounds horrible. It's the... Caden and I were

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talking about it the other day. And I don't remember

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what he referred to his internet usage as. Because

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it was like, it's the people that are on the

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internet, but don't post things, don't... like

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and subscribe and interact and stuff. There was

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a name for it. I don't remember what it was.

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I'd be curious to hear that. Cause yeah, I'm

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not, I never liked videos. I don't. Yeah. Just,

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I don't do any of that stuff for like all the

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famous Twitch streamers and stuff. They're getting

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hundreds of dollars from people tossing them

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money to watch them play video games. I'm just

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not about that life, man. If I could just get

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paid to, to play video games. Yeah. Tell me about

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it. I'd be rich. That would be the dream. That

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would be the dream. I play video games for at

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least 14 hours out of the day. Sound off in the

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comments on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. I apologize

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to my general co -host. I don't remember if we

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are Cash Exchange Podcast or Cash Exchange Pod

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on all of those platforms, but we're one of them.

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Look us up. Anyway, sound off in the comments

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and let me know if you would be interested in

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watching a video of a person who's very easily

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jump scared play just jump scare horror. I would

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raise my blood pressure for you. She would. She

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really would. I know I'd get a kick out of it.

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All right. So final verdict. Dead internet theory.

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Do you believe in it or is it fake? For me personally,

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I definitely believe in it. Anytime I hop on

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the internet, most of the stuff that I find,

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it's not from actual people who are uploading

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videos. They're from weird at underscore slash

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dash here, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Weird

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names that don't make sense. And then you go

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and click on their profiles and there's nothing

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really there. There's no bio. There's no description

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of them. It's just uploading hundreds of videos

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a day. And normal people who have a 9 -to -5

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job, I'd assume you're not uploading 100 videos

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a day. But then again, who knows? Alternatively,

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I've seen a thousand different clickbaity headlines

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that say that all of Gen Z is turning into NEETs,

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which is not in employment, education, or training.

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Something like that, yeah. Which is basically

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a very extensive way of saying that Gen Z are

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scrubs. Just a whole generation of scrubs. You

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heard it here first, folks. A bunch of scrubs.

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A bunch of scrubs. No, I think they were just

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given horrible opportunities. They weren't given

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opportunities like when our predecessors were

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growing up. Gen Z is growing up in a world that

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is completely against them. Everything they're

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trying to learn or be and they're also learning

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from us. They're not falling in the line like

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we did. The biggest... conspiracy theory of the

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episode, y 'all. The American Dream. Mic drop.

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Alright, hit us with one. What's your first conspiracy?

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I don't know which one's real. I'd say we start

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off with something like the moon hoax. The moon

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isn't real. Or is it real? Or is it an extra

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planet? Or is it a space base? The world may

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never know. It's not Swiss cheese, I'll tell

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you that much. There's a million different ways

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we could go with this. Are we talking about does

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the moon exist? Is the moon hollow or Swiss cheese?

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Are we talking did we land on it? Did we go to

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the moon? It's all kind of up in the air, don't

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you think? Did we actually go to the moon? Anytime

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you try and question Buzz Aldrin about things,

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he just gets very hostile. He's not a very nice

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man to talk to, apparently. Okay, first of all...

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If you did one of the most momentous things in

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human history, you're 50 years removed from the

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situation and people are still asking if it happened.

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I'd be a little cranky too. Yeah. Probably don't

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want to talk to the younger generation who are

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just coming up to you going, is that Swiss cheese

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up there? You think it's the younger generation?

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Those tin foil hats were born decades before

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the two of us. Okay. Who knows? Who knows? Every

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Kubrick super fan. What about the dark side of

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the moon? You always hear people talking about

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it, but nobody goes over there. It's like, come

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on, guys, just flip the pie over and land on

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the dark side. I don't see what the big deal

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is. Goodness gracious. I'm not a natural physicist,

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but I think it's doable. Just fire the rocket

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when the moon is turning and then we hit the

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dark side, right? Hey, like, why couldn't we

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land on the sun? Couldn't we just, like, wait

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to go until it's nighttime? Yeah, that's what

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I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. Glad

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we're on the same page. So if we are doing moon

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theories, just in general, I'm just going to

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break it down into a couple things. We can play

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a little real or fake. Maybe dive into a few

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of those things. Oh, yes. Do you believe we landed

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on the moon? Do I personally believe that we

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landed on the moon? Personally, do you believe

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we landed on the moon? Just needed my tinfoil

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hat for this one. I... Don't think that we landed

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on the moon. Okay. But I also do think that we

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landed on the moon. I'm cut right in the middle.

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You have people that say maybe we did, maybe

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we didn't. During the Cold War, when we were

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hitting that moon, there was a lot at stake.

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So maybe we did. Maybe we're just really good

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at making films. Hollywood. Okay. Who knows?

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Why is it on the moon and you have a flag waving?

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Flags don't wave. It's a vacuum. That thing doesn't

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go nowhere. Okay, so both yes and no. We did

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and didn't land on the moon. Schrodinger's moon.

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Understood. Schrodinger's moon. The possibility

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that we get through the Van Island Belt, there's

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only a sliver of a chance that you can actually

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make it through without being just annihilated

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by radiation. Maybe we were just smarter back

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in the 60s. Who knows? Or 50s, whenever we went

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to the moon, I don't know. I'm a nineties kid.

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You're killing it. I believe that we landed on

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the moon. That said, I don't know that I believe

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that Neil Armstrong, like what we see of the

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moon landing was not fake. I do very much believe

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that we landed on the moon, but I do also think

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because of where we were at politically that

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we may be needed to, to beef up the way that

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we looked. And so I think that it would have

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made sense to create the kind of patriotism that

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comes from we did something absolutely incredible

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as a country and we landed on the moon. I get

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that. So we did land on the moon, but we weren't

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able to show people we landed on the moon. So

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we had to create us landing on the moon. Correct.

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That's interesting. I do think that we landed

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on the moon, but I don't think that what we know

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of that experience was what actually happened.

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Sure. Yeah, there's a lot of people that say

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it's hard to believe. Who knows? A lot of people

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who work every day with cameras and film and

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production and all that stuff, they don't believe

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that what we filmed was accurate. How did you

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get the cameras out there? How were they able

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to record in a vacuum? Most time cameras won't

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operate in this type of density or something.

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To be fair, though, I think there's always going

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to be some level of bewilderment. to us landing

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on anything that's not on Earth. Sure. Like we

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have the Mars rover. Elon Musk has his plans

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to go to Mars. There's all of these, like there's

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another space race happening right now. And I

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think that it always seems a little bit like

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nonsense because it seems so far away that it's

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just, it just feels... So far out of our reach?

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Impossible. It feels very far out of our reach,

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yes. It really does. And then why haven't we

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been back in the last 70, 80 years? You made

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it once. Why not try it again? I don't know.

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That's a good question. That was a good one.

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All right. So I am pro we landed on the moon.

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You're somewhere in the middle on we landed on

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the moon. We might have landed on the moon. Might

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have landed on the moon. You believe in Schrodinger's

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moon. If you open the box, we didn't land. If

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you keep the box closed, we might have landed.

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Sure. Who knows? Okay. So in that case, the moon

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itself. What do you believe it is? This isn't

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really a real or fake because it is. I don't

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know what it is, but it is. It's not Swiss cheese,

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I'll tell you that much. I've felt the moon rocks

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that fall down here. They're hard. You can't

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eat them. What? You know, the little moon rocks

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that fall out of the sky. No? You've never caught

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a moon rock before? Are we talking about Joe

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Dirt? Have you just been keeping a little piece

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of airplane poo with you? What do you mean moon

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rocks? I haven't had the moon rock tested, so

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it might just be a fecal sample. Who knows? Who

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knows? My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen, has

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a pet chunk of space poo. Space poo? That's on

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my counter. I don't know. I mean, there's talk

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that the Nazis had a secret base in Antarctica,

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so I'm getting the feeling we got a space base.

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You know what I mean? I think there's people

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up on the moon. They're watching stuff. They're

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sending a couple earthquakes our way if we need

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it. A couple tidal waves. They're sending earthquakes?

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Yeah, you know, they send signals down and cracks

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up the Earth. Tsunamis come, flushes people away,

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and they set up in their space base. You know

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what? It's a base. Hell yeah. I think it's a

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base. I think aliens inhabit the other side of

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the moon, the dark side, if you will. And just

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keeping an eye on us. Making sure we're not doing

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any no good doodery. Know what I mean? No good

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doodery. So that's my take on the moon. Okay.

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It might be real. It might not. Are you questioning

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whether or not the moon exists? You want to go

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to the next level of conspiracies? You can see

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it. Yeah, I can see it. I can also see videos

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on my phone. And a lot of the times those things

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aren't real. Perception, babe. Who knows? No.

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Just because you see it doesn't mean it's real.

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Our eyes deceive us. Realize, realize, realize.

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Realize. Jaden Smith. I'm sorry, I need a minute

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to process that you might not believe that the

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moon is real. It's not the same as you seeing

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the moon through your phone. It's daylight outside.

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I don't see no moon. What, when the sun comes

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out, they just throw a big blanket over the moon

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or something? I don't believe it. I'm totally

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kidding. Put yourself back together. I see the

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gears grinding in the brain. I believe that the

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moon is real. Oh, thank God. There's more behind

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what the moon might be. People say, well, you

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know, it controls the ocean's tides and does

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all that stuff. And sure. But I think there's

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something else. There's more. There's more behind

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that moon. Get it? Behind the moon. So that's

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the moon. You got anything more to add on to

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the moon? My theory about the moon. First of

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all, it does exist. It's important to me that

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I say that. That's not my theory on it. It does

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exist. That said, my favorite theory about the

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moon's origin is that it's actually a spaceship

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that just got stuck in our orbit and then collected

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a bunch of debris, space dust. So it's the Death

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Star? Essentially, yes. Space -based. There's

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a lot of interesting things when you look into

00:19:57.690 --> 00:20:00.430
the hollow moon theory. And when you look into

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the hollow moon theory, a lot of it would kind

00:20:03.269 --> 00:20:06.230
of suggest... things that make sense if it were

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a spaceship or some kind of craft that got stuck

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in our airspace or in our orbit. So I don't pretend

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to know enough to have a conclusive theory on

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what brought about the moon. But the one that

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I have the most fun with and the one that I'm

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absolutely sticking to, spaceship. Spaceship.

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All right. You got spaceship. You got space base.

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There's people up there. Suck it, Elon Musk.

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I don't know about that one. I don't know if

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there are people on the moon, but there's something.

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Well, to find people. Maybe there's reptiles

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up there. I think that might be a little bit

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too granular to get into. This podcast is not

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an all -nighter. No, not trying to hit the four

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-hour mark? You know, we probably could in different

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situations. But God, people having to listen

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to us ramble on for four hours? Not a chance.

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Our little NSA listener is probably having the

00:21:00.299 --> 00:21:02.130
time of their life when we have... Talks on the

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phone. 100%. They hear a lot of hoopla. A whole

00:21:06.269 --> 00:21:08.670
lot of hoopla. All right. I think that was all

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I had for the moon. Did we land on it? And what

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is it? That's all I got, yeah. These are the

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questions we need to be asking. These are the

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questions we need at the forefront next time

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we do election year. What is on the moon? Did

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we land on the moon? What's up with the moon?

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We were already told that we were going to get

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stuff about the aliens. Let's maybe leave it

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there and try to... To fix some of the problems

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on Earth before we start figuring out what's

00:21:35.529 --> 00:21:38.609
further out. No, we're Americans. Just slash

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and burn, babe. If this world doesn't work, you

00:21:41.109 --> 00:21:43.710
know, nuke it and move to the next one. There's

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conspiracies behind that's what happened on Mars.

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There's a lot of nuclear radiation up there.

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And they believe, you know, maybe that was Earth

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1. And we just blew it up and then flew over

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to Earth 2. If Mars was the... og civilization

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and earth is just 2 .0 or whatever i don't in

00:22:02.529 --> 00:22:04.569
any way shape or form believe that mars was the

00:22:04.569 --> 00:22:08.269
first let's plan it like 500 at this point we

00:22:08.269 --> 00:22:11.549
just keep moving uh yeah i could definitely see

00:22:11.549 --> 00:22:14.849
that all right so what do you got next what's

00:22:14.849 --> 00:22:18.289
your next conspiracy hit me my next one is one

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of the goofier theories that i have and that

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would be disney's frozen head This is a good

00:22:23.390 --> 00:22:25.970
one. This is a good one. This is one of my favorite

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ones because I love a good like Hollywood conspiracy

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theory that doesn't involve incredible amounts

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of depressing things. Yeah. I love a fun conspiracy

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theory and there is nothing more fun of a conspiracy

00:22:39.349 --> 00:22:43.329
theory than the idea that Walt Disney died and

00:22:43.329 --> 00:22:46.890
wanted himself cryogenically frozen. His head

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may or may not, but it's definitely not on the

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Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Do you believe

00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:55.819
that Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen? Bear

00:22:55.819 --> 00:22:59.640
in mind, he did die in the 1960s. So, technologically

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speaking... Were we even there in the 1960s?

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Were we able to cryogenically freeze people?

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We made it to the moon. Sure, sure. We're also

00:23:09.660 --> 00:23:12.900
talking about Walt Disney, the man with astronomical

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amounts of will, who he could probably have scientists

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and pay them just to study this. Maybe he is

00:23:20.220 --> 00:23:22.700
frozen. I don't know what he wants to do. Is

00:23:22.700 --> 00:23:25.440
he going to pop up in 2035? He's going to hop

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out of that thing and just hate what the world

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turned into. And you're going to go right back

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in the hole. So you're in the middle on this

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one too? You think there might be a chance that

00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:39.539
he's frozen? Nah, no more maybes. I'm going to

00:23:39.539 --> 00:23:43.200
say there might be a chance that he is frozen.

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That's still a maybe. He is frozen. There we

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go. Is he on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride?

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I've never been to Disney World. Neither have

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I. No. No? So he is frozen, is not on the Pirates

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of the Caribbean ride. No, he's underneath Disney

00:24:00.990 --> 00:24:03.829
World in their laboratory. They have him hooked

00:24:03.829 --> 00:24:07.009
up to machines. He is like the AI of Disney World.

00:24:07.109 --> 00:24:09.210
He's just controlling everything through a computer

00:24:09.210 --> 00:24:11.710
in his own mind. Kind of like that Johnny Depp

00:24:11.710 --> 00:24:14.410
movie. Did not enjoy that movie. Transcendence?

00:24:14.609 --> 00:24:17.029
I liked it. It was pretty cool. Then again, I

00:24:17.029 --> 00:24:19.500
like Johnny Depp. Anything he plays in. Would

00:24:19.500 --> 00:24:24.099
not go that far. Except for... What was it? Monarchy?

00:24:24.240 --> 00:24:29.259
No. Mordecai. Mordecai. That one. Didn't really

00:24:29.259 --> 00:24:32.240
care for that one. That one was... You could

00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:34.519
throw it back into the shoebox. Did you ever

00:24:34.519 --> 00:24:37.420
watch Dark Shadows? Oh, yeah. Dark Shadows was

00:24:37.420 --> 00:24:40.380
cool. Yeah. It was the vampire... Wasn't it a

00:24:40.380 --> 00:24:44.099
kid's movie? It was... Sort of. PG -13 or something.

00:24:44.380 --> 00:24:48.559
Yeah. Did not care for that one. No. Well...

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Hit or miss? I don't believe that Walt Disney

00:24:53.299 --> 00:24:56.420
was cryogenically frozen, but I think it would

00:24:56.420 --> 00:24:59.200
be really cool if he were. And why do you think

00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:01.960
that? I mean, I guess technically it's a little

00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:03.839
bit hit or miss if he were cryogenically frozen

00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:07.000
for the same reason that Marilyn Monroe and James

00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:10.079
Dean going back into the public domain fairly

00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:14.700
soon is not a good look for the future of film.

00:25:15.059 --> 00:25:18.210
But I think it would be... cool if we had the

00:25:18.210 --> 00:25:20.970
kind of technology that would afford essentially

00:25:20.970 --> 00:25:25.089
a pause in your life come back 40 years from

00:25:25.089 --> 00:25:28.210
now try it again like the the theory stands that

00:25:28.210 --> 00:25:33.650
he was dying and so he froze himself until there

00:25:33.650 --> 00:25:37.069
was a cure for what he had i don't remember unfortunately

00:25:37.069 --> 00:25:39.470
what the condition was like i don't know what

00:25:39.470 --> 00:25:43.279
he died from but the theory states that He wanted

00:25:43.279 --> 00:25:45.759
to freeze himself until there was a cure for

00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:47.539
it, which I think is interesting. I think that's

00:25:47.539 --> 00:25:50.759
a fascinating little bit of sci -fi, if it were

00:25:50.759 --> 00:25:52.779
true. Sure. I don't believe that it is, again,

00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:55.099
but it would be interesting. So you're on the

00:25:55.099 --> 00:25:59.299
nay side of if he was frozen and or not. I am

00:25:59.299 --> 00:26:04.200
indeed. Ooh. When it comes to Disney's head,

00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:07.559
real or fake, I am going fake. She's got thumbs

00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:11.519
down. All right. Thumbs down. You know, and that's

00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:14.160
funny because I actually have a conspiracy that

00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:17.019
is very similar into this one, just a little

00:26:17.019 --> 00:26:20.720
bit different. Ooh. Okay, what do you got? So

00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:22.700
this is something I was reading up on yesterday.

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And it's a conspiracy based around the movie

00:26:25.500 --> 00:26:28.619
Frozen. And that people at Disney created the

00:26:28.619 --> 00:26:32.160
movie Frozen as a distraction. In a way to hack

00:26:32.160 --> 00:26:35.160
Google's algorithm and distract consumers. Everybody

00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:38.240
was always trying to Google. Walt Disney, Frozen.

00:26:38.500 --> 00:26:41.140
Walt Disney, Cryogenically Frozen. All these

00:26:41.140 --> 00:26:42.819
things. They were sick and tired of all that

00:26:42.819 --> 00:26:46.220
traffic. Create the movie, Frozen. Now anytime

00:26:46.220 --> 00:26:49.200
you want to Google Walt Disney Frozen, that's

00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:52.420
going to pop up. Just another little wacky, little

00:26:52.420 --> 00:26:55.519
kooky one to throw in the mix. I would believe

00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:58.039
that one. If it weren't for the fact that they

00:26:58.039 --> 00:27:00.799
had a long string of things where it was just

00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:05.019
like single adjectives. So, like, they had a

00:27:05.019 --> 00:27:07.920
run where their movies were, like, tangled and

00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:11.880
frozen and brave. If they had been a little bit

00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:15.160
more creative and done all of, like, The Princess

00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:17.380
and the Frog, Beauty and the Beast, and then

00:27:17.380 --> 00:27:19.900
it was just, like, frozen, then yes. I would

00:27:19.900 --> 00:27:22.140
absolutely stand by the fact that they made that

00:27:22.140 --> 00:27:25.420
movie, or they named it, at least, to get people

00:27:25.420 --> 00:27:28.240
off the scent. Yeah, I thought you might like

00:27:28.240 --> 00:27:31.089
that one. Anytime Walt Disney's name pops up,

00:27:31.109 --> 00:27:33.329
it's always something interesting is bound to

00:27:33.329 --> 00:27:37.109
be said or heard. Yeah, unless it is the 50th

00:27:37.109 --> 00:27:40.509
live action remake of a movie we've already seen.

00:27:40.730 --> 00:27:44.349
Quit rehashing old rehashes. Let it die. Make

00:27:44.349 --> 00:27:47.450
something new. We could totally also have made

00:27:47.450 --> 00:27:51.029
our guest host episode the prequels, sequels,

00:27:51.029 --> 00:27:54.049
and reboots. It is one of my biggest grievances

00:27:54.049 --> 00:27:58.009
in media today. is the fact that I could not

00:27:58.009 --> 00:28:00.170
tell you the last time we watched an original

00:28:00.170 --> 00:28:03.730
thing in theaters that wasn't the 15th of its

00:28:03.730 --> 00:28:07.710
kind. There are about to be 11 Fast and Furiouses.

00:28:07.730 --> 00:28:10.210
There are 11 Fast and Furiouses if you count

00:28:10.210 --> 00:28:13.730
Hobbs and Shaw. No, no, that one doesn't count.

00:28:13.970 --> 00:28:18.750
That's not Fast and the Furious. All right, you

00:28:18.750 --> 00:28:23.589
got another one? I have several. Hit me. We're

00:28:23.589 --> 00:28:26.519
gonna begin. I don't know. Which one would be?

00:28:26.779 --> 00:28:29.400
I'm trying to contemplate what's a good talking

00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:32.720
subject. Reptiles run the U .S. government is

00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:36.740
interesting. Atrazine in the water, turning the

00:28:36.740 --> 00:28:39.759
frogs gay. That's always going to be a good one

00:28:39.759 --> 00:28:43.000
to touch on. The look on your face kind of tells

00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:44.759
me we should probably talk about the atrazine.

00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:47.359
Or your internet died. Is she frozen? Oh, nope,

00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:52.119
she moved. I'm mentally on the Pirates of the

00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:59.599
Caribbean ride. Whee! Whee! Joe Rogan is a CIA

00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:03.200
plant. I mean, this can really just go any direction.

00:29:03.700 --> 00:29:06.819
On principle, I feel it necessary to say I don't

00:29:06.819 --> 00:29:09.259
feel like weighing in on anything that Alex Jones

00:29:09.259 --> 00:29:12.079
made a platform on. He's been right about most

00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:13.799
things. Let's give credit where credit is due,

00:29:13.859 --> 00:29:16.779
you know what I mean? I will not. He has not.

00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:21.099
What? The Sandy Hook one? Yeah, he kinda... He

00:29:21.099 --> 00:29:23.119
kind of messed that one up. Sandy Hook wasn't.

00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:25.200
No, that wasn't good. He was in a bad place at

00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:27.220
that time, though. He was drinking a lot. You

00:29:27.220 --> 00:29:30.319
lost me at Alex Jones was right about most things.

00:29:30.539 --> 00:29:33.259
But the other ones. What was he right about?

00:29:33.900 --> 00:29:36.180
I mean, he was right about Atrazine being in

00:29:36.180 --> 00:29:37.720
the water and turning the frogs gay, wasn't he?

00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:41.039
I love saying things and watching your head blow

00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:44.900
up. Theoretically, there is a little bit of credence

00:29:44.900 --> 00:29:48.720
to the frog thing. That is the most credit I

00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:54.119
will ever give. Alex Jones. So by tomorrow, I'm

00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:56.299
going to have the full deep dive printed out,

00:29:56.359 --> 00:29:58.819
ready to go with all the facts and I'll send

00:29:58.819 --> 00:30:01.559
it over to you. And then you can maybe see that

00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:04.059
he was right about some things possibly. I don't

00:30:04.059 --> 00:30:08.009
know. No. If you want me to. read about this

00:30:08.009 --> 00:30:11.390
nonsense and learn your perspective on the situation,

00:30:11.670 --> 00:30:14.230
I expect you to come to Austin with a bulletin

00:30:14.230 --> 00:30:16.769
board, some red string, and a whole bunch of

00:30:16.769 --> 00:30:20.170
index cards. Yeah, I'll even have you color -coded.

00:30:20.309 --> 00:30:22.990
Green being absolutely like, this is probably

00:30:22.990 --> 00:30:25.349
true, and then all the way to red, and it's like,

00:30:25.450 --> 00:30:27.730
yeah, this probably wasn't true. Sandy Hook is

00:30:27.730 --> 00:30:29.970
a red card. If you don't look like that Charlie

00:30:29.970 --> 00:30:32.430
Day meme, I'm not listening. That's not gonna

00:30:32.430 --> 00:30:38.440
work? Okay. Um... The water is turning the frickin'

00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:41.519
frogs gay. All right, all right, all right. We'll

00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:43.440
stay away from the Alex Jones ones. Those are

00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:46.099
a little too hit or miss. Oh, God. There are

00:30:46.099 --> 00:30:49.460
plural? Oh, there's many. One of my most favorite

00:30:49.460 --> 00:30:51.339
ones to think about nowadays, though, is the

00:30:51.339 --> 00:30:53.039
fact that we might be living in a simulation

00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:55.940
theory. We might be living in the Matrix. I have

00:30:55.940 --> 00:30:58.319
that one, too. Great minds think alike. What

00:30:58.319 --> 00:31:00.460
is the... Tell us more about the simulation theory.

00:31:00.819 --> 00:31:03.660
Well, for those of you who don't watch a whole

00:31:03.660 --> 00:31:06.119
bunch of conspiracy videos on YouTube like I

00:31:06.119 --> 00:31:08.339
do, Deep diving into the night. What is it like

00:31:08.339 --> 00:31:11.160
to be well -adjusted? What is it like to be well

00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:12.960
-adjusted, people? What do you do at nighttime?

00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:14.539
Do you leave your phone in a different room?

00:31:14.660 --> 00:31:16.559
Do you read a book to go to bed? Well, I don't.

00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:19.319
I binge videos until about midnight. And I'm

00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:23.220
fine. I'm fine. You can almost hear the eye twitches.

00:31:24.940 --> 00:31:28.269
Um... Simulation theory. So simulation theory

00:31:28.269 --> 00:31:33.250
is the thought that we are basically living inside

00:31:33.250 --> 00:31:35.589
a giant computer. For those of you who might

00:31:35.589 --> 00:31:37.950
have watched Rick and Morty, we could very well

00:31:37.950 --> 00:31:40.750
just be a battery in a car. And we're just, we're

00:31:40.750 --> 00:31:42.869
powering the battery. Hundreds of millions of

00:31:42.869 --> 00:31:45.630
people charging the power in a battery. That

00:31:45.630 --> 00:31:47.890
could be us. I forgot who said it. Wasn't it

00:31:47.890 --> 00:31:50.250
Elon Musk? Elon Musk said that there's more of

00:31:50.250 --> 00:31:52.789
a percentage that we are living in a simulation

00:31:52.789 --> 00:31:56.200
than not. sure i don't know what that means they

00:31:56.200 --> 00:31:58.640
say they look at code i don't know how you look

00:31:58.640 --> 00:32:01.900
at code in the world but i'm a chef that's not

00:32:01.900 --> 00:32:04.799
for me to know there's a lot of things in the

00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:07.619
world that we understand that work in binary.

00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:09.299
And I think that's a lot of where simulation

00:32:09.299 --> 00:32:12.279
theory comes from is the idea that like so much

00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:14.180
of our existence can be broken down into ones

00:32:14.180 --> 00:32:17.240
and zeros, which is the entire basis of every

00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:19.740
computer program. Every little bit of software

00:32:19.740 --> 00:32:22.759
is built on code. Everything in the actual matrix

00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:25.279
is just code. Yeah, that's right. Isn't there

00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:28.750
talk that In terms of quantum computing as well,

00:32:28.890 --> 00:32:32.569
you try to calculate certain problems and it

00:32:32.569 --> 00:32:35.750
doesn't work or it takes too long. But when you

00:32:35.750 --> 00:32:38.190
use quantum computing, there's thought that it's

00:32:38.190 --> 00:32:40.829
pulling in all these different answers and resources

00:32:40.829 --> 00:32:43.650
from different universes. And that's how we get

00:32:43.650 --> 00:32:46.289
answers super quick. A multiverse theory, if

00:32:46.289 --> 00:32:49.730
you will. Okay, so quick little aside. Do you

00:32:49.730 --> 00:32:51.849
believe in the multiverse? Real or fake? Being

00:32:51.849 --> 00:32:53.569
put on the spot here. You know what? I believe

00:32:53.569 --> 00:32:56.210
in simulation theory. I'm an unequivocal yes

00:32:56.210 --> 00:32:58.309
on the multiverse. I absolutely believe there

00:32:58.309 --> 00:33:00.950
are other universes. Yeah, there's one Nate,

00:33:01.109 --> 00:33:03.009
but you know, there's a thousand Nates in all

00:33:03.009 --> 00:33:05.390
the other universes. We can band together and

00:33:05.390 --> 00:33:08.410
be one giant dum -dum. I need you to watch everything

00:33:08.410 --> 00:33:10.769
everywhere all at once. It's got to be the next

00:33:10.769 --> 00:33:12.369
on your to -watch list. We'll watch it together

00:33:12.369 --> 00:33:14.809
if we need to. I've been meaning to watch it

00:33:14.809 --> 00:33:17.849
because it is streamable right now. It is indeed.

00:33:18.380 --> 00:33:20.779
One of the points in the favor of the simulation

00:33:20.779 --> 00:33:23.519
theory or the multiverse theory, which I think

00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.180
is fascinating, is the Mandela effect. That's

00:33:26.180 --> 00:33:28.400
another good one. So you know what the Mandela

00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:30.380
effect is, right? You mean the Bernstein bears

00:33:30.380 --> 00:33:33.440
or the Bernstein bears? Or the Bernstein bears?

00:33:34.019 --> 00:33:36.380
Again, for the uninitiated, the Mandela effect

00:33:36.380 --> 00:33:39.759
is essentially a thing that people collectively

00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:43.460
remember in one specific way that there is all

00:33:43.460 --> 00:33:47.339
of a sudden no proof of. The idea that the fruit

00:33:47.339 --> 00:33:49.619
in Fruit Loops was spelled like the actual noun,

00:33:49.740 --> 00:33:53.180
but actually Fruit Loops is F -R -O -O -T, not

00:33:53.180 --> 00:33:57.099
U -I. To be fair, I've always thought that it

00:33:57.099 --> 00:34:00.220
was F -R -O -O. Like that one's not a Mandela

00:34:00.220 --> 00:34:02.579
effect that I am on the wrong side of, I suppose.

00:34:02.740 --> 00:34:05.920
Or like the cornucopia and the Hanes logo. I

00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:08.679
absolutely remember that. Yeah, I used to wear

00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:11.260
Hanes. I can back this up. I remember cornucopia

00:34:11.260 --> 00:34:13.360
in all my boxes. You remember the cornucopia?

00:34:13.500 --> 00:34:17.300
I do. part of the idea of the multiverse or simulation

00:34:17.300 --> 00:34:20.940
theory and it's like actual practice with our

00:34:20.940 --> 00:34:23.739
day -to -day lives is that there's little bits

00:34:23.739 --> 00:34:26.380
of variation in the code which creates almost

00:34:26.380 --> 00:34:29.260
identical things with little bitty differences

00:34:29.260 --> 00:34:32.760
so berenstein berenstein bears yeah i used to

00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:34.980
read all those books too when i was younger i

00:34:34.980 --> 00:34:37.690
did too And I want to say they were Berenstain

00:34:37.690 --> 00:34:40.570
bears. I don't know. Too tricky. I love talking

00:34:40.570 --> 00:34:43.090
about simulation theory or multiverse theory

00:34:43.090 --> 00:34:45.530
for that matter. I do too. The thought of there

00:34:45.530 --> 00:34:47.769
being other things out there, things happening

00:34:47.769 --> 00:34:50.150
all at the same time. It's just, it makes your

00:34:50.150 --> 00:34:53.409
everyday life feel not so bad. It could be worse

00:34:53.409 --> 00:34:55.570
or it could be better. One of the interesting

00:34:55.570 --> 00:34:59.110
things about simulation theory is that if we

00:34:59.110 --> 00:35:02.849
are all just. essentially code, then there is

00:35:02.849 --> 00:35:06.309
a way to more or less hack your existence to

00:35:06.309 --> 00:35:08.929
create the life that you want, which I think

00:35:08.929 --> 00:35:11.989
is a very interesting. I don't know if it's woo

00:35:11.989 --> 00:35:14.469
woo because it feels real techie to be to be

00:35:14.469 --> 00:35:18.730
woo woo nonsense. But a lot of the like the manifestation

00:35:18.730 --> 00:35:22.710
kind of mindset or like bio hacking and stuff

00:35:22.710 --> 00:35:26.329
seems like it's just a way to use simulation

00:35:26.329 --> 00:35:29.489
theory to your advantage. And I think that's

00:35:29.489 --> 00:35:31.769
really interesting. I think that's a very cool

00:35:31.769 --> 00:35:34.849
thing to be capable of if you happen to believe

00:35:34.849 --> 00:35:38.690
in all of that. I do like the thought of manifestation.

00:35:39.010 --> 00:35:41.289
Think good, want good things for yourself to

00:35:41.289 --> 00:35:43.570
happen, and through proper manifestation, you

00:35:43.570 --> 00:35:45.670
can have everything that you want. Do good things

00:35:45.670 --> 00:35:47.530
and good things happen. Straight from Carson

00:35:47.530 --> 00:35:50.309
Daly's mouth to my morphine -laced ears. You

00:35:50.309 --> 00:35:52.750
tell them, girl. Do you know what the allegory

00:35:52.750 --> 00:35:56.619
of the cave is? I do not. never heard of it so

00:35:56.619 --> 00:35:59.579
the allegory of the cave was a book that was

00:35:59.579 --> 00:36:03.590
written by plato and to deeply paraphrase because

00:36:03.590 --> 00:36:05.690
it has been a very long time since I had to read

00:36:05.690 --> 00:36:08.329
this book. And it was honestly a little difficult

00:36:08.329 --> 00:36:10.349
to understand to begin with. Essentially, the

00:36:10.349 --> 00:36:12.110
allegory of the cave is that there are people

00:36:12.110 --> 00:36:14.469
who are chained to a wall inside of a cave, right?

00:36:14.650 --> 00:36:17.349
They are, they're facing the other wall. And

00:36:17.349 --> 00:36:20.309
on that wall, they see shadows of what's happening

00:36:20.309 --> 00:36:23.550
behind them. Everything from that perspective

00:36:23.550 --> 00:36:26.570
is their reality. All that these people know,

00:36:26.670 --> 00:36:28.230
because the only things that they can see are

00:36:28.230 --> 00:36:30.809
in front of them, their reality is these shadows.

00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:35.079
whenever they see the actual things that are

00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:38.059
happening, it feels fake to them. Because their

00:36:38.059 --> 00:36:41.400
concept of reality hinges on the shadows. Everything

00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:45.280
that they know is these shadows. And so the kind

00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:48.320
of takeaway of it is that we perceive reality

00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:52.059
as we are, not what it is. And so a simulation

00:36:52.059 --> 00:36:54.639
theory, I think a lot of that is just we kind

00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:58.599
of see all of this stuff as we are, not how the

00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:02.199
things actually exist. It's all... Little bit

00:37:02.199 --> 00:37:05.179
different of an experience. Yeah. It's all a

00:37:05.179 --> 00:37:09.099
little bit wonky. We can only perceive that which

00:37:09.099 --> 00:37:11.639
our eyes see. What our eyes show us. If I close

00:37:11.639 --> 00:37:13.880
my eyes, there's nothing here. I'm in a cave.

00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:16.300
I'm out somewhere dark. Then I open them and

00:37:16.300 --> 00:37:18.099
I realize, oh no, I'm in my living room actually.

00:37:18.510 --> 00:37:20.829
All right, what else you got? I would say last

00:37:20.829 --> 00:37:23.710
but not least, because I thought this one might

00:37:23.710 --> 00:37:27.590
be interesting, is the COVID -19 vaccine contains

00:37:27.590 --> 00:37:30.369
a 5G chip. So we're all running around with little

00:37:30.369 --> 00:37:33.050
5G chips in it. Well, maybe not all of us. But

00:37:33.050 --> 00:37:34.650
some people are running around with little 5G

00:37:34.650 --> 00:37:36.550
chips in their bodies. Realistically, anything

00:37:36.550 --> 00:37:38.849
COVID related is pretty funny in today's times.

00:37:38.969 --> 00:37:41.769
In 2020, it was a very serious matter. In 2025,

00:37:42.110 --> 00:37:45.090
it's questionable. Okay. Remember, folks, I got

00:37:45.090 --> 00:37:47.250
a tinfoil hat on. I know you can't see it, but

00:37:47.250 --> 00:37:51.929
you can hear it. What is the basis of there being

00:37:51.929 --> 00:37:56.210
5G chips in the COVID vaccine? I should have

00:37:56.210 --> 00:37:59.050
done more research. You gotta give me something.

00:37:59.309 --> 00:38:02.929
You cannot make the most out -of -pocket statement

00:38:02.929 --> 00:38:05.949
on this entire episode aside from the moon's

00:38:05.949 --> 00:38:09.190
not real. Come up with your own assumptions.

00:38:09.250 --> 00:38:11.110
I don't know. I'm just throwing headlines out

00:38:11.110 --> 00:38:14.250
there. Did you just clickbait me? I clickbaited

00:38:14.250 --> 00:38:18.650
you. Damn it. So there's people contemplating

00:38:18.650 --> 00:38:20.449
whether or not there's a 5G chip in their brain

00:38:20.449 --> 00:38:24.170
or in their arm right now due to sicknesses that

00:38:24.170 --> 00:38:26.630
they're getting. Some people have apparently

00:38:26.630 --> 00:38:30.650
said that since they've gotten the vaccine, their

00:38:30.650 --> 00:38:33.050
phones don't operate as well as they used to,

00:38:33.150 --> 00:38:36.469
as if it's being intercepted by something else.

00:38:37.289 --> 00:38:40.320
Tinfoil hat, folks. Keep that hat right next

00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:42.360
to you. We don't need it for this next segment.

00:38:42.500 --> 00:38:44.860
But of course, total control. I know where my

00:38:44.860 --> 00:38:46.539
people are at all times. I know what they're

00:38:46.539 --> 00:38:49.860
feeling. I know what they need. A quick counterpoint

00:38:49.860 --> 00:38:54.119
to that. Why would we need a chip implanted into

00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:57.360
our arms for that? When was the last time you

00:38:57.360 --> 00:38:59.619
went anywhere without your phone? Walk around

00:38:59.619 --> 00:39:01.989
the lake. That's probably it. Even then, it's

00:39:01.989 --> 00:39:04.150
dangerous. What if I get locked up? So, like,

00:39:04.190 --> 00:39:07.349
why would you need a tracking chip physically

00:39:07.349 --> 00:39:10.369
in your body when we consent to having a tracker

00:39:10.369 --> 00:39:14.889
on us 24 -7? Well... It rarely leaves most people's

00:39:14.889 --> 00:39:17.869
bedrooms when they sleep. Well, maybe that chip

00:39:17.869 --> 00:39:20.329
does more things on the inside of our body. Maybe

00:39:20.329 --> 00:39:24.599
it monitors your health levels, or... if you

00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:28.300
got any diseases coming up. Maybe the 5G chip

00:39:28.300 --> 00:39:30.360
can tell you you have cancer before you know

00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.800
you have cancer. Maybe it causes the cancer.

00:39:34.019 --> 00:39:38.500
I mean, a lot of people also have smartwatches

00:39:38.500 --> 00:39:40.840
and things that also track their health. I was

00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:43.340
trying to read up on this 5G thing. I don't know.

00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:46.500
Maybe I got clickbaited. I think you got clickbaited.

00:39:46.539 --> 00:39:48.360
You're on a different side of the internet for

00:39:48.360 --> 00:39:51.400
me. I definitely am. What about reptiles running

00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:54.039
the US government? You ever heard that one? I

00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:56.679
have indeed. I guess I would also tie into like

00:39:56.679 --> 00:39:58.960
skinwalkers and stuff. There's people out there

00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.380
who have the appearance of being a human, but

00:40:01.380 --> 00:40:03.559
they ain't human. And sometimes you see those

00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:05.500
people in politics and you go, there's not a

00:40:05.500 --> 00:40:07.619
chance in hell that man has a soul. Not saying

00:40:07.619 --> 00:40:11.239
any names. I don't believe in a reptilian government.

00:40:11.420 --> 00:40:15.460
I don't believe in skinwalkers running the show.

00:40:15.579 --> 00:40:19.480
I think that those kind of theories pop up because

00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:22.519
it's kind of hard to square the lack of humanity

00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:27.199
in a lot of humans. And the easiest way to help

00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:29.840
us sleep at night is to believe that these people

00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:33.039
aren't genuinely evil, but they're just not people

00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:36.500
at all. So they might not be a reptile. It's

00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:39.320
just people without an... Inner monologue, maybe?

00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:42.699
It's people without souls. Empathy. It is complete

00:40:42.699 --> 00:40:45.320
and utter sociopathy. People who don't have an

00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:47.239
angel on one shoulder and the devil on another.

00:40:47.420 --> 00:40:49.300
You should do this. Right. You really shouldn't.

00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:52.820
Instead, it's much easier to just say, oh, well,

00:40:52.900 --> 00:40:54.820
these people clearly can't be human. No human

00:40:54.820 --> 00:40:56.559
would make these choices. Because they're cold.

00:40:56.920 --> 00:41:00.460
Unfortunately, they would. Yeah. They do. Daily.

00:41:00.579 --> 00:41:03.840
Yeah. Sad world to be in nowadays. It is indeed.

00:41:04.510 --> 00:41:06.530
This is why we stay off our phones all the time,

00:41:06.550 --> 00:41:09.690
kids. So reptile government. Reptile dysfunction.

00:41:09.949 --> 00:41:14.449
Real or not real? Reptile dysfunction. You goofball.

00:41:14.550 --> 00:41:18.050
Aren't they all asexual? Or isn't it backwards?

00:41:18.130 --> 00:41:20.590
Isn't it the men lay the eggs and the women fertilize

00:41:20.590 --> 00:41:23.389
it? Nope. Fertilize it. I think you might be

00:41:23.389 --> 00:41:26.519
thinking of seahorses. I was thinking fish. Yeah,

00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:29.639
I think that's a fish thing. Nope. Female fishes

00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:31.420
lay the eggs and the men just shoot their junk

00:41:31.420 --> 00:41:33.719
all over it. But male seahorses carry the babies.

00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.380
Equality. That's what feminism is for. Yeah,

00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:41.719
of course. I knew there was going to be something

00:41:41.719 --> 00:41:46.099
following that. What? I got nothing. I got nothing.

00:41:46.579 --> 00:41:53.199
It was the bottom. It's just like, yep. Absolutely

00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:56.039
correct. Equality. Nothing more to add on to

00:41:56.039 --> 00:41:59.840
that one. Just a whole lot of hoopla. Just kidding.

00:42:00.059 --> 00:42:03.659
So reptilian government, real or fake? I'm going

00:42:03.659 --> 00:42:07.079
to go with fake on that one because reptiles,

00:42:07.079 --> 00:42:11.019
other than Komodo dragons, don't get to be that

00:42:11.019 --> 00:42:14.079
big. And they sure as shit are not bipedal. They

00:42:14.079 --> 00:42:17.280
do not stand on two legs and walk. Well, except

00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:20.219
for that one creepy... Geico lizard. Yeah, he

00:42:20.219 --> 00:42:22.659
bucks it. He does buck it. Well, I was thinking

00:42:22.659 --> 00:42:25.199
about the bearded dragons, the ones on holes.

00:42:25.480 --> 00:42:27.980
Those things got up on Tulip. Oh, yeah. Picking

00:42:27.980 --> 00:42:30.719
at them. Poor Shia LaBeouf. Getting charged at

00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:33.000
by these bearded dragons. Those sumbitches are

00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:35.099
scary. That's what nightmares are made of when

00:42:35.099 --> 00:42:36.840
you were young. Bunch of lizards chasing you

00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:39.219
down. I think there's just correlation in the

00:42:39.219 --> 00:42:41.079
sense that when we're talking about reptiles

00:42:41.079 --> 00:42:43.000
and people in government being these reptile

00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:45.739
people, it's cold -blooded. These people are

00:42:45.739 --> 00:42:48.079
just cold -blooded. They do a lot of things in

00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:51.119
terms of profit. Not necessarily in the betterment

00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:53.539
of American people. I think that's why we give

00:42:53.539 --> 00:42:56.219
these people this term as being reptiles. Not

00:42:56.219 --> 00:42:58.940
alive. Not a human. Speaking of reptile people,

00:42:59.219 --> 00:43:03.579
my next theory is that the Denver airport is

00:43:03.579 --> 00:43:07.340
secretly the doomsday bunker for the Illuminati.

00:43:08.460 --> 00:43:10.639
That's also one of my most favorite ones to think

00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:13.329
about. It is also one of my favorites. I actually

00:43:13.329 --> 00:43:15.949
went to the Denver airport, did not fly in or

00:43:15.949 --> 00:43:19.429
out of Denver. Went to the Denver airport specifically

00:43:19.429 --> 00:43:23.309
because the person that I went on this trip with,

00:43:23.349 --> 00:43:26.349
we were talking about the Denver airport and

00:43:26.349 --> 00:43:29.650
the Illuminati and specifically Blucifer. Are

00:43:29.650 --> 00:43:32.090
you familiar with Blucifer? It's the first time

00:43:32.090 --> 00:43:35.289
I've heard it. So Blucifer. Clues, clues, but

00:43:35.289 --> 00:43:38.800
in demo form. Sure, yeah. So, Blucifer, which

00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:40.980
I definitely recommend that you Google, is a

00:43:40.980 --> 00:43:44.260
gigantic blue horse statue that's outside the

00:43:44.260 --> 00:43:46.300
Denver airport. Oh, yes, of course. Blucifer,

00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:49.460
for some reason, has glowing red eyes. Yeah.

00:43:49.900 --> 00:43:53.239
Not only that, but Blucifer killed its creator

00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:55.860
as it was being finished. I wonder what happened.

00:43:56.059 --> 00:43:58.119
It fell on him. It hadn't gone to the airport

00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:01.280
yet. Oh. They just found him dead with a horse

00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:03.519
statue on top of him, and they said, yep. We're

00:44:03.519 --> 00:44:08.460
putting that in the airport. So in 06, while

00:44:08.460 --> 00:44:10.420
working on the sculpture in his studio, a large

00:44:10.420 --> 00:44:12.780
section of it fell on the sculptor Luis Jimenez,

00:44:12.820 --> 00:44:14.719
crushing his leg and severing an artery, which

00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:16.699
ultimately led to his death. Damn, poor fella.

00:44:17.179 --> 00:44:20.059
The sculpture is a 32 foot tall, bright blue

00:44:20.059 --> 00:44:22.300
Mustang with glowing red eyes. Yeah, red eyes

00:44:22.300 --> 00:44:24.380
is an odd choice. Unless he was trying to go

00:44:24.380 --> 00:44:27.320
for like a Spider -Man kind of blue and red pattern.

00:44:27.659 --> 00:44:29.739
I'll have to look in that one tonight. I want

00:44:29.739 --> 00:44:31.380
to say I've watched a video or two about it.

00:44:31.420 --> 00:44:33.119
There's nothing really stuck. I think we've talked

00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:34.659
about it. We have talked about it. Because I

00:44:34.659 --> 00:44:36.599
talked about the Denver airport a problematic

00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:39.460
amount. So to think that that's a bunker for

00:44:39.460 --> 00:44:41.880
the Illuminati, first you have to believe in

00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:44.599
the Illuminati. Double conspiracy. I'm not going

00:44:44.599 --> 00:44:47.039
to say Illuminati real or fake because that feels

00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:49.639
like it's, it gets us into different territory.

00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:53.280
What I will say is that there's a lot of very

00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:56.179
strange things about the Denver airport and I

00:44:56.179 --> 00:44:58.099
leaned into it in a way that just honestly makes

00:44:58.099 --> 00:45:00.840
it less fun because I went to the Denver airport

00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:03.699
and unfortunately when I went, they were in the

00:45:03.699 --> 00:45:05.920
middle of constructing, in the middle of construction.

00:45:06.019 --> 00:45:08.880
And so a lot of the airport was blocked off,

00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:11.099
but all of the little like barricades and stuff

00:45:11.099 --> 00:45:15.000
were Illuminati themed. And so it would be like,

00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:17.719
we're building some new exciting things for this

00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:19.960
airport. And then it would have like pictures

00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:23.300
of reptile people in like suits and construction

00:45:23.300 --> 00:45:25.260
hats. And it would be like, or are we building

00:45:25.260 --> 00:45:27.780
more tunnels for the secret headquarters underneath

00:45:27.780 --> 00:45:30.760
us? OK, I don't think you're making the point

00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:33.789
that you think you are. A few. A few quick fun

00:45:33.789 --> 00:45:36.190
little things about the Denver airport. It was

00:45:36.190 --> 00:45:40.969
built in 95. It came in way over budget. It has

00:45:40.969 --> 00:45:43.889
a series of connected tunnels underneath it.

00:45:43.949 --> 00:45:47.829
Not really sure why. And all of the artwork or

00:45:47.829 --> 00:45:51.329
a lot of the artwork is strange. there's a lot

00:45:51.329 --> 00:45:55.250
of things that just are weird choices for an

00:45:55.250 --> 00:45:58.329
airport. Sure. And there's also like a bunch

00:45:58.329 --> 00:46:01.170
of gargoyles and things around it. Whenever they

00:46:01.170 --> 00:46:03.849
originally started leaning into the conspiracy

00:46:03.849 --> 00:46:07.369
theories around them, they had a, I don't know,

00:46:07.389 --> 00:46:11.510
have you ever seen the videos of Crush, the sea

00:46:11.510 --> 00:46:13.889
turtle that's in Finding Nemo at Disney World,

00:46:13.969 --> 00:46:15.869
where it'll be like a screen of him and he'll

00:46:15.869 --> 00:46:19.280
be like talking to the kids? Oh, okay. No, I've

00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:21.039
never seen that. Okay, well, it was basically

00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:23.480
like that. So it would be, it's an animatronic

00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:26.699
gargoyle voiced by somebody behind the scenes

00:46:26.699 --> 00:46:29.059
because there was like a camera in the gargoyle

00:46:29.059 --> 00:46:31.300
stand. And so he would just make like jokes about

00:46:31.300 --> 00:46:33.719
the airport to all of the people going through

00:46:33.719 --> 00:46:36.079
it. It's a very strange situation. There's a

00:46:36.079 --> 00:46:38.920
lot of things that are just deeply, deeply weird

00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:43.039
about the Denver airport. Yeah, why Denver? Why

00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:45.420
would the Illuminati want it to be built in Denver?

00:46:45.860 --> 00:46:49.099
If the Illuminati exists, of course. Because

00:46:49.099 --> 00:46:52.099
the tunnels go into the Rocky Mountains. What

00:46:52.099 --> 00:46:54.199
better place to hide during doomsday than inside

00:46:54.199 --> 00:46:59.659
mountains? Oh yeah, that's fair. Alright, so

00:46:59.659 --> 00:47:05.119
Denver Airport as a headquarters for some secret

00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:08.440
society in the States. Or in the world. We going

00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:13.699
yay or nay on this one? Real or fake? You know,

00:47:13.739 --> 00:47:16.849
I think... It's very similar to the episode of

00:47:16.849 --> 00:47:19.409
South Park where they did the 9 -11 conspiracies,

00:47:19.409 --> 00:47:22.469
where it's President Bush going, oh, here's all

00:47:22.469 --> 00:47:24.969
the documents that we're, you know, we did it

00:47:24.969 --> 00:47:26.809
all ourselves and kind of throws it behind us.

00:47:26.869 --> 00:47:29.210
I don't think we're smart enough to do all that

00:47:29.210 --> 00:47:33.829
stuff. But then again, I'm going to go with maybe

00:47:33.829 --> 00:47:36.349
there is a base under there, but it's not for

00:47:36.349 --> 00:47:38.389
the now. It's got to be all or nothing on this

00:47:38.389 --> 00:47:41.780
one. Mm hmm. See yes or no. Maybe not necessarily

00:47:41.780 --> 00:47:44.539
the Illuminati, but some kind of secret society.

00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:47.559
Maybe it's the Freemasons. I could see that more.

00:47:47.719 --> 00:47:50.440
I think there might be a base underneath it with

00:47:50.440 --> 00:47:52.500
all this goofy stuff going on with the tunnels

00:47:52.500 --> 00:47:55.019
and everything. I just couldn't necessarily say

00:47:55.019 --> 00:47:57.179
that it was the Illuminati. Yes, maybe it's the

00:47:57.179 --> 00:47:59.280
Freemasons. Maybe it's a different society of

00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:01.579
people. Maybe it's another place for the President

00:48:01.579 --> 00:48:04.159
of the United States to hide out in. Maybe that's

00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:06.800
where the actual presidential bunker is. Far,

00:48:06.940 --> 00:48:09.480
far away from Washington, D .C. Travel to the

00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:11.510
middle of the country. Stay a little bit safer.

00:48:11.630 --> 00:48:13.969
Sure. Do you think that there might be Starbucks

00:48:13.969 --> 00:48:16.550
in those underground tunnels? Because I've also

00:48:16.550 --> 00:48:18.650
heard of Starbucks operating in these underground

00:48:18.650 --> 00:48:20.690
tunnels all over the place. They're called Secret

00:48:20.690 --> 00:48:23.090
Starbucks. And it's pretty much just for celebrities,

00:48:23.349 --> 00:48:26.469
famous people. I've also heard about that. How

00:48:26.469 --> 00:48:29.130
does one get hired at the Secret Starbucks? Just

00:48:29.130 --> 00:48:32.349
like out of curiosity. It's probably a 10 -year

00:48:32.349 --> 00:48:35.159
thing. After 10 years, we'll give you the, you

00:48:35.159 --> 00:48:38.119
know, we'll give you the option. We'll send you

00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:41.300
a secret mail, handwritten, you open it and you're

00:48:41.300 --> 00:48:43.619
like, oh my God, it's like an offer letter. I

00:48:43.619 --> 00:48:46.920
have the possibility to live downstairs. Imagine

00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:49.820
the NDAs you have to sign to work in an underground

00:48:49.820 --> 00:48:52.940
Starbucks serving only celebrities and the one

00:48:52.940 --> 00:48:55.360
percenters. Do you think they make a lot more

00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:57.239
money because they work at the secret Starbucks

00:48:57.239 --> 00:49:01.059
and have to sign all of these ironclad? No, it's

00:49:01.059 --> 00:49:02.599
the same thing here. It's just when they pull

00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:06.739
up the tip percentages, like here, it's not 5,

00:49:06.780 --> 00:49:11.519
10, and 15%. It's like 50, 75, 100%. They just

00:49:11.519 --> 00:49:14.159
get more tips. Come on. Think Starbucks is going

00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:16.800
to pay their people more? No. Or just have the

00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:19.280
consumer tip them more, and then they make more.

00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:21.800
It's the day and age that we live in. You don't

00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:23.920
get paid from the company you work for. No, you

00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:26.190
get paid for by the people who tip you. Which

00:49:26.190 --> 00:49:28.710
brings me to my biggest grievance, tipping Colton.

00:49:28.710 --> 00:49:30.650
No, I'm just kidding. You guys already did. No.

00:49:31.289 --> 00:49:33.670
I won't take you back. We've already done a couple.

00:49:33.750 --> 00:49:36.230
Yeah, you have. It's been touched on in a few

00:49:36.230 --> 00:49:39.150
of the episodes because it's obviously near and

00:49:39.150 --> 00:49:42.750
dear to my current state. That's how you make

00:49:42.750 --> 00:49:46.250
your money. Tis indeed. Well, yeah. So I'm going

00:49:46.250 --> 00:49:49.550
to go with yes. It is an underground base. There's

00:49:49.550 --> 00:49:52.050
an underground facility underneath it. If they

00:49:52.050 --> 00:49:55.090
went way over budget. That probably means there

00:49:55.090 --> 00:49:57.889
was some stuff missing from the blueprints. Here's

00:49:57.889 --> 00:50:00.989
our $10 billion facility, and then here's our

00:50:00.989 --> 00:50:04.610
$20 billion facility. We went over budget. Sorry,

00:50:04.750 --> 00:50:07.670
guys. It's all the artwork. I promise. That horse?

00:50:07.750 --> 00:50:10.090
That costs like $5 billion alone. Well, yeah.

00:50:10.329 --> 00:50:12.750
It's a murder horse. It is a murder horse with

00:50:12.750 --> 00:50:14.690
red eyes. That's pretty cool. That marks up the

00:50:14.690 --> 00:50:17.469
price. So do you think if Apocalypse ever came,

00:50:17.570 --> 00:50:19.849
we could notice it by the horse? Maybe the horse

00:50:19.849 --> 00:50:22.780
just disappears one day? And then we know, what

00:50:22.780 --> 00:50:25.480
is it, the trombone or something? The trumpets

00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:27.880
have been sounded? The trumpet. The four horsemen

00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:29.480
are on the ride? Maybe that's just one of the

00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:33.099
four horses. Lucifer being one of the four horsemen

00:50:33.099 --> 00:50:35.480
feels a little too on the nose. A little bit.

00:50:35.900 --> 00:50:39.119
But we're living in unprecedented times. Yeah.

00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:43.360
Maybe Lucifer is the siren of the apocalypse.

00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:46.329
Hey, you never know. You know, most people would

00:50:46.329 --> 00:50:48.889
think like, no, it's too on the nose. They would

00:50:48.889 --> 00:50:51.050
never make it the horse. But in actuality, it's

00:50:51.050 --> 00:50:53.949
like, okay, it probably is. It really is. That

00:50:53.949 --> 00:50:55.969
horse is going to come for us all. So note this,

00:50:56.050 --> 00:50:58.409
folks. If you ever see a blue horse with red

00:50:58.409 --> 00:51:01.010
eyes chasing you in a street, it's Blucifer and

00:51:01.010 --> 00:51:03.269
your time has come. You did not make it to the

00:51:03.269 --> 00:51:06.590
sacred land. So he's 32 feet tall. If Blucifer

00:51:06.590 --> 00:51:08.789
is coming at you, I don't think you have a lot

00:51:08.789 --> 00:51:12.829
of time to think about anything. Run! Also, I

00:51:12.829 --> 00:51:15.769
know that... Theoretically getting chased by

00:51:15.769 --> 00:51:18.570
Blucifer would be incredibly scary, but all I'm

00:51:18.570 --> 00:51:21.869
doing is picturing the episode of The Simpsons,

00:51:21.869 --> 00:51:24.289
The Treehouse of Horror, where all of the mascots

00:51:24.289 --> 00:51:27.010
come to life and Lard Lad is running wild through

00:51:27.010 --> 00:51:29.889
the streets. Oh yeah, that's also scary. That's

00:51:29.889 --> 00:51:32.809
what I'm picturing, but just big ol' horse. Alright,

00:51:32.949 --> 00:51:37.829
so the Denver airport is in fact a bunker for

00:51:37.829 --> 00:51:39.769
something or someone. Is that what you're saying?

00:51:39.929 --> 00:51:42.260
Final answer? Oh, I was asking you if that was

00:51:42.260 --> 00:51:44.139
your final answer. But yes, I do believe that

00:51:44.139 --> 00:51:46.420
it is. There's something strange going on in

00:51:46.420 --> 00:51:49.860
Denver. All right. What else you got? I mean,

00:51:49.880 --> 00:51:51.739
it wouldn't be a conspiracy theory if we didn't

00:51:51.739 --> 00:51:58.159
talk about 9 -11, right? You know, I don't think

00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:01.199
I have a perspective on this one. I'm not touching

00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:04.639
that one. It's too old. It's too... There's too

00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:07.380
much. The people who all believed in the 9 -11

00:52:07.380 --> 00:52:09.860
conspiracy when it was first happening, so say...

00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:12.559
By the time I was able to utilize YouTube and

00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:14.840
stuff, I was probably, what, 13, 14 years old?

00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:17.940
That's probably right when YouTube came out and

00:52:17.940 --> 00:52:19.860
all these conspiracy videos. It's the same thing

00:52:19.860 --> 00:52:23.440
with Sasquatch. You meet the people who met Sasquatch

00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:25.320
and you start to listen to them talk and you

00:52:25.320 --> 00:52:27.780
go, oh, I get it. This person's batshit insane.

00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:33.619
Now it makes sense. I only really like speculating

00:52:33.619 --> 00:52:35.719
when it comes to conspiracy theories or spending

00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:38.559
my time looking at conspiracy theories. whenever

00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:42.199
there's not really a ton of stakes to it. If

00:52:42.199 --> 00:52:45.579
I believe the Illuminati headquarters is under

00:52:45.579 --> 00:52:48.179
the Denver airport, it's kind of harmless. If

00:52:48.179 --> 00:52:51.559
it is, if it isn't. In the case that like the

00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:55.920
dead internet theory, it can have actual like

00:52:55.920 --> 00:52:58.599
real life consequences and things. But generally

00:52:58.599 --> 00:53:00.199
speaking, it's pretty harmless. I think when

00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:03.360
you speculate about things that cost so many

00:53:03.360 --> 00:53:07.460
lives, it's tough to... I don't enjoy making

00:53:07.460 --> 00:53:11.219
conclusions about that. No. I don't like speculating

00:53:11.219 --> 00:53:14.159
as to how all these people died in a way that,

00:53:14.219 --> 00:53:18.599
like, I think true crime podcasters are tasteless.

00:53:18.760 --> 00:53:21.179
Because I think that it's a get -rich -quick

00:53:21.179 --> 00:53:23.739
-off -of -trauma -born kind of thing rather than

00:53:23.739 --> 00:53:27.159
you actually respecting the dead. Yeah. Digging

00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:30.739
up the graves, I think, is not helpful. Sometimes

00:53:30.739 --> 00:53:33.519
you just gotta let it die. Who knows? Look at

00:53:33.519 --> 00:53:36.300
the Titanic. Ooh, there's a lot of people that

00:53:36.300 --> 00:53:39.099
say the Titanic didn't sink. It wasn't the Titanic.

00:53:39.219 --> 00:53:40.880
It was a different ship. But they just wanted

00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:43.280
to give it that name because it had a much better

00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:45.820
ring to it, maybe. People's lives definitely

00:53:45.820 --> 00:53:49.380
still were lost that day. So what happened, theoretically

00:53:49.380 --> 00:53:52.360
speaking, was that there was a sister ship, the

00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:54.599
Titanic, and its sister ship, the Olympic, were

00:53:54.599 --> 00:53:57.500
switched before the Titanic's voyage. The Olympic

00:53:57.500 --> 00:54:00.159
had been damaged in a collision and was disguised

00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:02.300
as the Titanic and sent on the voyage to collect

00:54:02.300 --> 00:54:04.159
insurance money because they knew it was going

00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:06.780
to sink. It had had so much structural damage

00:54:06.780 --> 00:54:10.639
to it, but there was no way to, like, it was

00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:12.420
an incredibly expensive ship. There was no way

00:54:12.420 --> 00:54:14.760
to recoup their money from it. And so essentially

00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:16.880
they sent it out to sea knowing that it was going

00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:18.639
to kill all of these people. They knew exactly

00:54:18.639 --> 00:54:20.059
what was going to happen to it because it would

00:54:20.059 --> 00:54:24.389
have sunk whether or not it hit Nisberg. That

00:54:24.389 --> 00:54:26.389
wasn't even an iceberg. That thing just left

00:54:26.389 --> 00:54:29.730
port and just sank about 30 minutes later. There's

00:54:29.730 --> 00:54:33.010
no foundation to it because the ships were built

00:54:33.010 --> 00:54:36.230
differently. Of course. So like you can see in

00:54:36.230 --> 00:54:38.150
pictures of the Olympic versus pictures of the

00:54:38.150 --> 00:54:40.650
Titanic that they don't have enough of the same

00:54:40.650 --> 00:54:42.349
characteristics that you can mistake them for

00:54:42.349 --> 00:54:44.849
each other. They're not identical. Okay. And

00:54:44.849 --> 00:54:46.989
again, won't speculate because a lot of people

00:54:46.989 --> 00:54:49.110
lost their lives, but that one's an interesting

00:54:49.110 --> 00:54:53.230
one. So Titanic and 9 -11. Interesting stories.

00:54:53.389 --> 00:54:55.789
A lot of speculation. Lots of speculation, yeah.

00:54:56.610 --> 00:54:59.230
What about you? You got anything else? Any more

00:54:59.230 --> 00:55:02.429
conspiracies you want to touch on? I have one

00:55:02.429 --> 00:55:05.869
that's not necessarily a thing I want to do a

00:55:05.869 --> 00:55:09.349
whole deep dive on. I believe in Bigfoot. I believe

00:55:09.349 --> 00:55:12.550
in, well, not all the cryptids, but I believe

00:55:12.550 --> 00:55:16.250
in Bigfoot. I don't believe in Bigfoot in a separate

00:55:16.250 --> 00:55:19.750
kind of animal thing necessarily. I think that

00:55:19.750 --> 00:55:22.389
we kind of see what we want to see. So like,

00:55:22.389 --> 00:55:24.469
yeah, if you're going on a Bigfoot hunting expedition,

00:55:24.750 --> 00:55:27.789
you're going to find Bigfoot. Any bear that you

00:55:27.789 --> 00:55:30.989
see, any like weird looking animal that you see

00:55:30.989 --> 00:55:33.030
from so far away that you can't get a clear picture

00:55:33.030 --> 00:55:36.190
or a good like sight on them, you're going to

00:55:36.190 --> 00:55:38.170
think it's Bigfoot. But I believe there are some

00:55:38.170 --> 00:55:41.210
strange things happening in our forests that

00:55:41.210 --> 00:55:44.150
we don't have a good grasp on. One of which could

00:55:44.150 --> 00:55:48.409
be what has come to be known as Sasquatch. But

00:55:48.409 --> 00:55:51.659
they could just be... A different breed of hominids.

00:55:51.800 --> 00:55:56.059
They could just be us, but 100 ,000 years prior

00:55:56.059 --> 00:55:59.059
to what we turned into. Correct. They might just

00:55:59.059 --> 00:56:00.860
be going through different levels of evolution.

00:56:01.219 --> 00:56:05.199
And they grew insanely tall, strong, and hairy.

00:56:05.480 --> 00:56:07.880
Yeah. Kind of like me. But yes, there are a lot

00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:10.099
of people. Yeah, there's a lot of people that

00:56:10.099 --> 00:56:14.059
say that Sasquatch are real, but it's 2025 and

00:56:14.059 --> 00:56:16.679
we've yet to ever get a picture that's not insanely

00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:19.840
grainy and taken from a flip phone. There's a

00:56:19.840 --> 00:56:22.199
lot of wild things out in the woods. That's all

00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:26.519
I got. I think that's all I had too. So what's

00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:29.159
your takeaway? How do you feel about conspiracies?

00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:31.719
What do conspiracies do for you? Do they make

00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:34.360
you smile? Do they give you a headache? Yes.

00:56:34.559 --> 00:56:38.239
I mean, there's conspiracies for so many things

00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:40.739
that there's no way it doesn't cover the entire

00:56:40.739 --> 00:56:43.420
spectrum of human emotion. There are a lot of

00:56:43.420 --> 00:56:45.619
them that I think are fascinating. Do I put stake

00:56:45.619 --> 00:56:48.300
in them? No. There's a lot of just straight up

00:56:48.300 --> 00:56:51.400
nonsense because internet people get bored. There

00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:53.420
are a lot of things that I think there's some

00:56:53.420 --> 00:56:57.179
ounce of truth to and some things that I wholeheartedly

00:56:57.179 --> 00:56:59.559
believe. If for no other reason than the fact

00:56:59.559 --> 00:57:01.539
that I just want to wholeheartedly believe them.

00:57:01.639 --> 00:57:03.579
Do I have any evidence that Bigfoot is real?

00:57:03.699 --> 00:57:06.099
No. Do I have a reason to believe that Bigfoot

00:57:06.099 --> 00:57:08.820
is real? No. I don't have a compelling reason

00:57:08.820 --> 00:57:11.719
to tell you that Bigfoot exists. Besides the

00:57:11.719 --> 00:57:14.210
fact... That I just think he does because I think

00:57:14.210 --> 00:57:15.849
it would make the world a little bit better if

00:57:15.849 --> 00:57:19.409
we had Big Fi. Big Fi. Which is the plural of

00:57:19.409 --> 00:57:21.989
Bigfoot if you haven't been listening since I

00:57:21.989 --> 00:57:24.389
believe episode one, maybe episode two of this

00:57:24.389 --> 00:57:30.309
podcast. Big Fi. But sometimes I like to think

00:57:30.309 --> 00:57:33.010
about conspiracy theories because I think it's

00:57:33.010 --> 00:57:36.050
just an interesting perspective on the world.

00:57:36.070 --> 00:57:38.710
I like when things aren't just cut and dry. Of

00:57:38.710 --> 00:57:41.920
course. I don't. like conspiracy theories that

00:57:41.920 --> 00:57:45.400
seem actively malicious damning to the country

00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:48.539
or damning the people yes i don't like i said

00:57:48.539 --> 00:57:51.800
i don't like speculation about things like 9

00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:53.800
-11 i don't like speculation about things like

00:57:53.800 --> 00:57:56.840
sandy hook because maybe there is something more

00:57:56.840 --> 00:57:59.059
nefarious behind all of the situation but like

00:57:59.059 --> 00:58:03.360
i don't see a ton of merit in theorizing about

00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:08.179
tragedy That said, I also do occasionally fall

00:58:08.179 --> 00:58:11.199
victim to theorizing about tragedies like the

00:58:11.199 --> 00:58:13.539
Amelia Earhart story, JonBenet Ramsey's death,

00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:16.460
things of that nature. I try not to because it's

00:58:16.460 --> 00:58:19.380
still in poor taste, but I do occasionally fall

00:58:19.380 --> 00:58:22.659
into those boxes. For entertainment purposes,

00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:25.659
sometimes it's fun because it is. It takes us

00:58:25.659 --> 00:58:28.380
out of our everyday life, which is so cut and

00:58:28.380 --> 00:58:30.679
dry, so black and white. And it gives you these

00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:33.579
little glimpses as to, well, what if this is

00:58:33.579 --> 00:58:35.699
actually what happened? Makes life fun all over

00:58:35.699 --> 00:58:38.059
again. Makes it feel fresh and new. Sometimes

00:58:38.059 --> 00:58:41.780
it's nice to dive into the unknown, knowing that

00:58:41.780 --> 00:58:44.460
at the end of it, you'll have exactly zero more

00:58:44.460 --> 00:58:47.079
answers than you had going in. Yeah. I think

00:58:47.079 --> 00:58:49.400
there's a lot of merit to it. Even if it doesn't,

00:58:49.400 --> 00:58:51.980
there's never a conclusion. And on that note.

00:58:52.280 --> 00:58:54.500
Do you have any closing thoughts for us? Where

00:58:54.500 --> 00:58:56.539
do you stand on conspiracy theories? I love them.

00:58:56.989 --> 00:58:59.349
They keep me up at night. They wake me up in

00:58:59.349 --> 00:59:02.010
the day. It is my one and only motivator to do

00:59:02.010 --> 00:59:03.809
everything I do every single... No, I'm kidding,

00:59:03.909 --> 00:59:06.909
people. Your one and only motivator. You know,

00:59:07.010 --> 00:59:10.489
I love conspiracy theories. For me, I utilize

00:59:10.489 --> 00:59:14.889
them as entertainment purposes. And sometimes

00:59:14.889 --> 00:59:18.550
I just like to give people a headache. Sometimes

00:59:18.550 --> 00:59:21.449
it's fun. Me. You like to give me a headache.

00:59:21.710 --> 00:59:24.150
Sometimes you find someone and they think that

00:59:24.150 --> 00:59:25.929
they know exactly what they're talking about.

00:59:26.090 --> 00:59:29.389
And I go, well, what do you think about this

00:59:29.389 --> 00:59:31.730
thought? I like to give people different perspectives

00:59:31.730 --> 00:59:34.769
and how they have an outlook on life. Some people

00:59:34.769 --> 00:59:36.829
think it's very cut and dry. And I go, hey, mom,

00:59:36.969 --> 00:59:39.909
maybe we didn't go to the moon. And then I get

00:59:39.909 --> 00:59:42.210
to see a 54 -year -old woman's head explode as

00:59:42.210 --> 00:59:44.230
I try to explain to her that it was all a fake

00:59:44.230 --> 00:59:46.769
and there was this and that. And she recalls

00:59:46.769 --> 00:59:48.650
the moment when she saw it on TV. I'm just kidding.

00:59:48.690 --> 00:59:52.059
She's not that old. That's messed up. Could you

00:59:52.059 --> 00:59:55.019
imagine? That's the real conspiracy. How old

00:59:55.019 --> 00:59:59.699
is old? Is old old? So yes, I just enjoy conspiracy.

01:00:00.199 --> 01:00:03.619
For me, it's pure entertainment. Instead of laying

01:00:03.619 --> 01:00:07.300
in bed and watching cooking videos or something

01:00:07.300 --> 01:00:09.940
informative, sometimes it's nice to unwind and

01:00:09.940 --> 01:00:13.239
think about Bigfoot. Think about Mothman. Think

01:00:13.239 --> 01:00:16.320
about UFOs and aliens and reptiles running the

01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:18.539
government. I do think a lot about Bigfoot and

01:00:18.539 --> 01:00:21.980
Mothman. Pure entertainment. It makes life go

01:00:21.980 --> 01:00:25.539
by a little bit easier. I think the conspiracy

01:00:25.539 --> 01:00:28.219
theories are so fun for me because I like to

01:00:28.219 --> 01:00:31.019
believe that there's more things that we can't

01:00:31.019 --> 01:00:34.360
explain. I think it's a very cool facet of humanity

01:00:34.360 --> 01:00:38.280
that we seek to understand nonsense. That we

01:00:38.280 --> 01:00:43.659
are so ready to accept that the strangest things

01:00:43.659 --> 01:00:47.559
exist solely because humans are by nature storytellers.

01:00:47.780 --> 01:00:50.400
Yeah. These are the stories we're going to pass

01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:54.400
on for generations to come. Think about how wild

01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:56.440
the conspiracy theories are going to be 100 years

01:00:56.440 --> 01:01:00.000
from now. If, you know, we still exist. That's

01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:02.280
the biggest conspiracy of them all. We'll save

01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:05.920
that for next time. For next time. All right.

01:01:05.940 --> 01:01:09.039
Do you have any closing words of wisdom for our

01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:15.199
listeners? Closing words of wisdom. Stop brainwashing

01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:18.809
yourself with hours of... 10 -second videos from

01:01:18.809 --> 01:01:23.070
Tic Tacs or YouTube Shorts, and dive deeper into

01:01:23.070 --> 01:01:25.510
the conspiracies that make us smile every day.

01:01:25.730 --> 01:01:28.469
Learn about Sasquatch and the Yeti. All right.

01:01:28.750 --> 01:01:31.349
That's my words of wisdom. The world is already

01:01:31.349 --> 01:01:33.789
pretty bananas. If you're going to be one of

01:01:33.789 --> 01:01:36.030
the few people that's left on the internet that's

01:01:36.030 --> 01:01:40.170
not a bot, make a conspiracy theory. Start something

01:01:40.170 --> 01:01:43.769
new. Maybe the Space Needle is actually a radio

01:01:43.769 --> 01:01:47.059
tower to our home base on Mars. We don't talk

01:01:47.059 --> 01:01:50.440
about that one. Oops. That's where I'm from,

01:01:50.559 --> 01:01:54.079
girl. That's my home base. Maybe Jack from the

01:01:54.079 --> 01:01:57.019
movie Titanic was real and he was a time traveler.

01:01:58.059 --> 01:02:01.380
I can see that. He plunged us into World War

01:02:01.380 --> 01:02:05.239
II. Plunged us into World War I, I guess. If

01:02:05.239 --> 01:02:08.880
you're going to make a conspiracy theory, maybe

01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:10.920
disregard that last one. Make it fun. Make it

01:02:10.920 --> 01:02:14.519
about something fun. Lighthearted. Don't speculate

01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:17.980
on the death of people. Yeah, like turning the

01:02:17.980 --> 01:02:20.460
frogs gay. That's a fun one. We can all get a

01:02:20.460 --> 01:02:23.099
laugh about that. And on that note, chicken chow

01:02:23.099 --> 01:02:26.699
mein. And on that note, we're out. Peace out,

01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:27.880
Girl Scouts. Bye.