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Rob Schneider in Herb -a -derb -a -herb -a -derb

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-a. Five, four, three, two, one, zero. Welcome

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to the show, people. Welcome to the show. Eat

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my shorts. So here is to conversation. Tranquility

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base here. Vehicle has landed. Welcome to the

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Cash Exchange. Welcome. Three things for the

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day. What do you got? Toy Story, Fuller House,

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The Carter 3. Toy Story, Fuller House, The Carter

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3. The Carter. T -H -A, Carter 3. The Carter

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3. Yeah. I don't know why, but whenever you said

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Toy Story, Fuller House, my through line was

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like Tom Hanks, hands down. That makes absolutely

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no sense. It makes no sense. Except for the fact

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that Full House was on ABC and Disney owns ABC,

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I guess. Okay. So there is a through line there.

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But that is not the through line. The Carter

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3 is Lil Wayne, right? Yep. Nate would be so

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disappointed in me if I got that wrong. All right.

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I'll just give it to you. Thank you. They are...

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Oh, shit. Is there not a... Okay. No. I'll just

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take out the er part because it should have been

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Full House. Okay. They are iterations of things

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that had something come after them that were

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either real good in the case of Toy Story, decent

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in the case of Fuller House, or hot garbage in

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the case of The Carter 3. Okay. So I don't know

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if you're up to date on your hip -hop news. Are

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you in the rap game? I wasn't totally sure that

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that was Lil Wayne, so let's just go ahead and

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guess no. So you're not staying abreast with

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all the ins and outs of the rap game currently?

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I have a general idea of what happened between

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Kendrick and Drake. Oh. That's the most current

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thing I've got going on. That's like surface

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-level stuff, and that was months ago. I mean,

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it was a long -standing thing. There were shots

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fired on both sides. There were, and Kendrick

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definitely won. Yeah. Because I can't hear a

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minor anywhere else. It immediately goes to Kendrick.

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Yeah, that's... So Toy Story had... What's a

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predecessor? What's the opposite of a predecessor?

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What comes after? Successor? Oh, God, I should

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have known that. A successor in Toy Story 2.

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And in my opinion, is Light Years above Toy Story

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1. I would say it's on par with Toy Story 2,

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or Toy Story 3. And I don't even consider Toy

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Story 4 canon. It's a pretty movie. definitely

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tied for top spot in the Toy Story universe.

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Where does Lightyear fall? Fuller House. Also

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not part of the canon. It's voiced by Captain

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America. Come on. It would be better than Toy

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Story 4, but not better than original Toy Story.

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Fair. Have you seen Fuller House? I watched,

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I think, the first season. How'd you feel about

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it? I was not as anti -like. prequels, reboots

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at the time that it came out. That changed pretty

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quickly. It was stupid. Unnecessary. Just ridiculous.

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In the same way that Raven's Home or the Wizards

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of Waverly Place let the thing die. The IP is

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going to have a special place in people's hearts.

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It is not going to if you keep digging up the

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dead. Run it into the ground. I completely agree.

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All that stuff just seems real. It has a stench

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of cash grabbiness. And just people from the

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80s, 90s, early 2000s, what have you, needing

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work. Yeah. And so they're just like, hey, can

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we get this going again, please? Do what everybody

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else did. Start a podcast. Be like those insufferable

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Neds Declassified people. And then crash and

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burn like the Neds Declassified people. To be

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fair, their podcast was weird. It was weird.

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No one wants to know how often... You middle

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schoolers were sleeping together on set. That

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is not the lore anybody wants from Ned's Declassified.

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And it's not like Moe's was like the teenage

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boy's dream. Who's that for? Who's that for other

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than just for you to be talking about it? For

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you to make something that's clippable and can

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go viral on TikTok. Yeah. Until you went too

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viral. On TikTok. And now, where you at? Is that

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even still a podcast? Are they still doing that?

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Barista -ing again. I have no clue. Barista -ing?

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I haven't seen it. I would assume they're barista

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-ing. I don't know. Is that what every former

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actor looks like after their fall from grace?

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That's the stereotype. Yeah. Barista -ed. Okay.

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So, what do you know about The Carter 3? Not

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a thing. Wow. What do you know about the Carter

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six? There's six? Uh -huh. The sixth one just

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came out. I got nothing. A week and a half ago,

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two weeks ago. I'm not a big Lil Wayne person.

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No? Yeah, I mean, let's see. When I was in the

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seventh grade, seventh, eighth grade, you were

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in? First. What? First or second? Yeah. Yeah,

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so. You probably weren't aware of how prevalent

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Lil Wayne was in literally everything. Everywhere.

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Lil Wayne. If they needed to fill in 15 seconds

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of a song, boom, Lil Wayne was there. He was

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the herpes of music during that time. Everywhere.

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Okay, so I wanted to listen to the album, The

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Carter Six, because this is the first one he's

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had in a long time. and everyone got real hopeful

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because he was, for whatever reason, he performed

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at the SNL 50th anniversary show. And people

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were like, oh, it's Lil Wayne. That's strange.

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He must be coming out with something. And he

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just did a medley of all of his old stuff, but

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they assumed new stuff was coming. And so I was

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driving to San Antonio. It's about a five -hour

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drive towards the back end of it. I put on the

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album, The Carter Six. Nah. Not my cup of tea.

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Yeah. Maybe it's because I'm a different person

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than what I was when he was big and The Carter

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3 came out. Because just for reference, The Carter

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3 had Lollipop, A Millie, Got Money, and Mrs.

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Officer on it. Okay. Whereas this album, The

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Carter 6, has a line in his song Bells that says,

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Eyes tight like my name, Wong ding ding dong.

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Oof. And it just doesn't hit the same. And honestly,

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listening to that album, I would be interested

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in either doing a full episode going through

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just the strangest lines in that entire album

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or doing a part two to our episode of Out of

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Pocket Lyrics. Yeah. Okay. I think there could

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be a rap -specific version of that. Like Ryman

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Mansion with Wisconsin. Anyways, so Toy Story,

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Full House, The Carter III. These are things

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that were originals. I mean, The Carter III was

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technically a third album, but the third one

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was his biggest one. And the successors, some

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of them had popularity. Some of them were very

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good, but then also some of them were very bad.

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And that brings us to the topic of today, nepotism

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and nepo babies. Real quick, my through line

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was so much more straightforward than yours.

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Yeah? What was it? I did what do Rare Beauty,

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Casamigos Tequila, and Goop have in common. What

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is it? They're things that only got big because

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they're attached to big -name celebrities. Oh.

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Yeah? Casamigos, is that George Clooney? Yeah.

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Coe Wetzel has a song about Casamigos. Yeah?

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It's how Mary Jane got his license suspended

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and then Casamigos made him lose all of his friends.

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Oh. So I guess maybe not a ringing endorsement

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for George Clooney. Probably not, yeah. Or his

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brand, but it's a good song. You should check

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it out. But that is a good one. Then I wouldn't

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have flubbed the Full House Fuller House part.

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If I had done Road Beauty, it would have worked

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on two levels because all three of those people

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would have been nepo babies. road baby road beauty

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that's uh hayley beavers oh yeah yeah your girl

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made it on here and i had to make a special note

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about which baldwin her dad was because i knew

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i knew it wasn't the shooter steven so it's steven

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it is are there other baldwins i don't billy

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yes there's three there's billy there's alec

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there's steven and i think there's one more that

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is like the uh the bonus jonas yeah So when you

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think of Nepo babies, who comes to mind first?

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First, and this is just because I watched Companion

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super recently, is Jack Quaid. He's just the

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one that's like super recently on everything.

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On a scale of one to ten, where would you put

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him? Ten being, he could have made it on his

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own. He could have made it eventually. I really

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like Jack Quaid. I really liked him in The Boys,

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in Companion. He was like briefly, I think, in

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the Hunger Games. I don't think that he necessarily

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would have made it on his own. Was he in the

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Rachel Zegler one? No, he's in the OG. He's one

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of the tributes of Jennifer Lawrence's first

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Hunger Games. Like he's good, but I don't think

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he's like spectacular. I don't think there's

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anything specifically stand out about him. He

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does come from a high pedigree. Dennis Quaid

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and Meg Ryan. Yeah, I think I would rate him

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relatively high. I think he's like a more modern

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Jesse Eisenberg, but not nearly as annoying.

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That's fair. Has a little more range, but essentially

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the same like nerdy, like down on his luck guy

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in everything he's in. Yeah. Even, yeah, because

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Companion, the boys. What else have I seen him

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in? Oh, there's that. uh novocaine have you seen

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that yet not yet i want to watch it i think it's

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coming to streaming soon yeah just like the uh

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kind of the simp boy who is uh either forced

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into being the hero or he is turns into a caricature

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like an incel super douche that's fair i kind

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of like what they did with huey like towards

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the the newer season of the boys I didn't really

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care. When he took his compound V? Yeah, when

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he took the V. When he got some V. It was because

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you saw him butt -ass naked. That's when you

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knew that he had something special. Yeah, that's

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exactly what it was. I just liked whenever they

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made him a little bit less of just the puppy

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dog of the team when he actually had some kind

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of depth to him. Yeah. What was that? This chair

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is not well built. So he would definitely be

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a high pedigree. What about O'Shea Jackson? You

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know who he is? I do. Crushed ice. It's not a

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full ice cube. I have only seen him act, I think,

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in two things. Straight out of Compton, obviously,

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where he absolutely killed it. I don't remember

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what the other thing was. I liked him in it.

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He was in Den of Thieves with Gerard Butler.

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I don't think that's what I'm thinking of. And

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then he's in the second one with, I believe,

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Gerard Butler's in that one too. I don't think

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it was an action movie that I saw him in. He

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really surprised me in Straight Outta Compton

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because I didn't know who he was. But the first

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time, and you see O'Shea Jackson, you're not

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going to immediately go to Ice Cube. But you

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watch this movie and you're like, that dude.

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That's a lot like Ice Cube, and he looks like

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him too. That's crazy. How'd they find this actor?

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And then it turns out that because that's his

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son. Yeah. And then the guy that played Dr. Dre,

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something Hawks, he was pretty good too. Yeah.

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And looked pretty similar to young Dr. Dre. Let

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me get his name. Make sure that he gets his Corey

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Hawkins. Okay. Originally when researching this

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episode, I wanted to highlight the crazier ones.

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Okay. Like the ones that have just like, just

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have no ground in reality. Okay. Like the Smith

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kids. The Smith kids. Yes. Those top of mind

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followed by Haley Bieber. I think Paris Hilton's

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kind of leveled out a little more recently. But

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really, I couldn't find that much, except there's

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like a whole bunch of lists about all these reporters

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coming to these people and saying, so how does

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it feel to be a nepo baby? How does it feel to

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know that you didn't work like everyone else

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had to to get where you are? And I just feel

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like that's an unfair question. Sure. I feel

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like that's a question that you should ask to

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maybe, I don't know, people like Dakota Johnson.

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Yeah, no, she's... I love Dakota Johnson. She's,

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as John Oliver put it, magnificently weird. But

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she's also not good at acting. She's not. Her

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nonchalant thing just does not work in an actual

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role. The only thing that she has going for her

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is that she can be self -deprecating about it.

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And that's why I think she still gets all these

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roles. I mean, is she self -deprecating, though?

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Because she basically just crapped on all of

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the people who made Madam Web, not the fact that

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she was terrible in Madam Web. She did the same

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thing with Fifty Shades. But I think she knew

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that it wasn't, like, it was a paycheck movie.

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I don't think she's ever done not a paycheck

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movie. Everyone involved. Yeah, I don't either.

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Bad Times at the El Royale was pretty solid.

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I thought that was a fun movie. Yeah. Yeah, I

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had a problem with it, but I haven't seen it

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in so long that I don't remember what the problem

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was. But it also had a very stacked cast. What,

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Jeff Bridges, Chris Hemsworth. Cynthia Erivo.

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Before. Before she started holding space for

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Elphaba. No, that wouldn't have been my issue

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with it at the time. Now I would probably have

00:16:15.440 --> 00:16:17.879
a hard time watching it just because she's insufferable.

00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:21.940
Yeah. Theater kids tend to be. Yeah. I say that

00:16:21.940 --> 00:16:23.840
like I wouldn't have been a theater kid if I

00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:26.820
had a theater program in school. I know what

00:16:26.820 --> 00:16:29.059
I'm about. These people, they swing one of two

00:16:29.059 --> 00:16:31.840
ways. They either swing into the, I worked to

00:16:31.840 --> 00:16:35.440
get here. Like, yeah, my dad is, I don't know,

00:16:35.539 --> 00:16:39.139
Phil Collins. Yeah, she's also not great. But

00:16:39.139 --> 00:16:41.679
I am here based on my own merit. That's why I've

00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:44.340
stuck around. Like, okay. But I mean, once you

00:16:44.340 --> 00:16:47.460
get enough name recognition, you can go into

00:16:47.460 --> 00:16:50.159
anything and then you're in it because of your

00:16:50.159 --> 00:16:53.159
name, which is because of the person before you.

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And I think Lily Collins and Phil had falling

00:16:56.460 --> 00:16:59.519
out, didn't they? I don't know on that one. I

00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:03.159
think so. I know that he has had some health

00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:05.960
issues, and now he has to do all his performances

00:17:05.960 --> 00:17:09.079
from a chair. Yeah. You want to know another

00:17:09.079 --> 00:17:12.019
fun fact that ties Phil Collins in with San Antonio?

00:17:12.839 --> 00:17:18.759
What? So this Brit, Phil Collins, driving artistic

00:17:18.759 --> 00:17:22.990
force behind one of the greatest... Disney soundtracks

00:17:22.990 --> 00:17:25.710
of all time. Did not need to go that hard, but

00:17:25.710 --> 00:17:27.670
I'm glad that they did. We're all better. Tarzan.

00:17:28.450 --> 00:17:32.170
So he is obsessed with the Alamo, much like me.

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Okay. So probably in like the 80s and beyond,

00:17:37.490 --> 00:17:41.769
he got real into collecting Alamo artifacts.

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Okay. And he would spend millions of dollars.

00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:49.799
collecting these artifacts from the Alamo. Maybe

00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:54.099
they would find a musket or a uniform, something

00:17:54.099 --> 00:17:57.480
like that. And he would be in these auctions,

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and he'd pay hundreds of thousands or a million

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dollars for this stuff. And they're building

00:18:06.480 --> 00:18:10.799
a museum adjacent to the Alamo that's going to

00:18:10.799 --> 00:18:12.539
have a bunch of artifacts in it. It's going to

00:18:12.539 --> 00:18:14.579
have a 40 theater. It's going to have all this

00:18:14.579 --> 00:18:20.069
stuff. based around the Alamo. And so he wanted

00:18:20.069 --> 00:18:22.750
to have some of his stuff displayed there. So

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it got sent here. They ran it through the testing.

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And it turns out that like half of the stuff

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is just forgeries. Oh. Half of the stuff that

00:18:31.569 --> 00:18:34.809
he paid all this money for is fake. Damn. He

00:18:34.809 --> 00:18:37.029
couldn't have... I feel like there's some kind

00:18:37.029 --> 00:18:38.950
of authentication process that should have happened

00:18:38.950 --> 00:18:43.710
before. You would think so. That's insane. So

00:18:43.710 --> 00:18:46.750
this little English drummer man paid all this

00:18:46.750 --> 00:18:50.990
money for everything about the battle that took

00:18:50.990 --> 00:18:56.029
place between Texas and Mexico in the 1800s,

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and a majority of it is just crap. I mean, it's

00:19:01.890 --> 00:19:04.970
still old stuff from the area, but none of it

00:19:04.970 --> 00:19:09.170
can be sourced to the Alamo. Yeah. And that's

00:19:09.170 --> 00:19:11.700
just really got to suck. Not for nothing, but

00:19:11.700 --> 00:19:15.700
Little English Drummer Man is the understatement

00:19:15.700 --> 00:19:23.680
of a lifetime. And we wish the best to him in

00:19:23.680 --> 00:19:27.220
all of his health endeavors. Of course. One question

00:19:27.220 --> 00:19:32.859
I had for you was, do you consider the Kardashians

00:19:32.859 --> 00:19:37.240
nepo babies? I was thinking about that whenever

00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:40.759
I was doing research for this. And yes, I do

00:19:40.759 --> 00:19:43.500
think that the Kardashian -Jenner clan are nepo

00:19:43.500 --> 00:19:48.920
babies. The Jenners, obviously, in two different

00:19:48.920 --> 00:19:53.279
routes. But for the Kardashians, I think because

00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:57.680
of how incredibly public the O .J. Simpson trial

00:19:57.680 --> 00:20:01.339
was. Yes. What was it? Robert Kardashian? Robert

00:20:01.339 --> 00:20:03.319
Kardashian, yeah. Robert Kardashian was absolutely

00:20:03.319 --> 00:20:07.390
a celebrity. So anyone making fame, because if

00:20:07.390 --> 00:20:10.109
Kim Kardashian had released a sex tape just being

00:20:10.109 --> 00:20:13.109
her, I don't think that it would have gone anywhere

00:20:13.109 --> 00:20:14.869
because there wouldn't have been any reason for

00:20:14.869 --> 00:20:17.390
it to go viral. Probably not, because at that

00:20:17.390 --> 00:20:20.309
point she was Paris Hilton's assistant. Yeah.

00:20:20.789 --> 00:20:24.549
So, like, it just containing Ray J is not anything.

00:20:25.269 --> 00:20:28.410
And thanks to that sex tape money, he was able

00:20:28.410 --> 00:20:34.000
to go off and start Raycons. Hashtag not sponsored,

00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:35.660
but would love to be. They literally sponsor

00:20:35.660 --> 00:20:41.319
everyone else. They do, yeah. Raycons and Rage

00:20:41.319 --> 00:20:47.700
Shadow Legends. Literally everyone on the planet

00:20:47.700 --> 00:20:51.339
except for us. Ridge wallets. Ridge wallets.

00:20:52.140 --> 00:20:56.160
Ridge wallets. The untucking. Reach out and get

00:20:56.160 --> 00:21:04.920
us a code. HelloFresh. What else is there? I

00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:08.079
refuse to be sponsored by BetterHelp. I hate

00:21:08.079 --> 00:21:10.920
them. What's the one that's just TV dinners?

00:21:12.039 --> 00:21:17.640
Factor. Factor. It's meal prep, but healthy.

00:21:18.660 --> 00:21:20.579
I've never thought of it as a TV dinner, but

00:21:20.579 --> 00:21:22.599
that might have ruined my perspective on factor

00:21:22.599 --> 00:21:25.500
meals. It's a TV dinner. That's all it is. Oh,

00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:27.380
just pop this in the microwave when you're in

00:21:27.380 --> 00:21:29.859
a rush. What's the difference between this and

00:21:29.859 --> 00:21:32.769
a hungry man? Absolutely nothing. There's a joke

00:21:32.769 --> 00:21:38.190
here, and I don't know what it is. Have you ever

00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:44.369
had a run -in with any nepo babies? I don't.

00:21:45.269 --> 00:21:47.630
You're not a con person. I'm not a con person

00:21:47.630 --> 00:21:51.990
either. No. I don't go to places where I'm going

00:21:51.990 --> 00:21:56.059
to be inundated with nepotism. I would love to

00:21:56.059 --> 00:21:58.440
be a con person, but at the same time, it's one

00:21:58.440 --> 00:22:00.299
of those things that falls by the wayside because

00:22:00.299 --> 00:22:02.019
of how pissed off I am that everything is so

00:22:02.019 --> 00:22:04.819
expensive. I don't do live music. I don't do

00:22:04.819 --> 00:22:10.480
conventions and big events and stuff. Oh, but

00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:14.460
you do the 25th anniversary of Dogma? First of

00:22:14.460 --> 00:22:15.940
all, didn't buy those tickets. Second of all,

00:22:16.019 --> 00:22:18.180
absolutely, I'm watching the 20th anniversary

00:22:18.180 --> 00:22:21.039
of Dogma. It's in 4K and the only way I've ever

00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:24.339
seen that movie. It's at 144p on YouTube. It's

00:22:24.339 --> 00:22:28.180
a bootleg. There's a guy who gets up to go to

00:22:28.180 --> 00:22:32.359
the bathroom every 10 minutes. It's great. Well,

00:22:32.380 --> 00:22:34.660
I'm happy for you. I'm happy you get to experience

00:22:34.660 --> 00:22:38.720
that. I have had a run -in with a Nepo baby.

00:22:39.539 --> 00:22:44.420
Who's that? Maya Hawk. Oh, yeah. We were lucky

00:22:44.420 --> 00:22:49.059
enough to get more tickets to the Heiress Tour.

00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:54.900
in Arlington at the Cowboy Stadium. And as we

00:22:54.900 --> 00:22:58.200
were walking in, so there was two tents that

00:22:58.200 --> 00:23:02.220
flanked, like, the middle aisle. And they had,

00:23:02.299 --> 00:23:04.759
like, these director chairs set up, and there

00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:07.619
was, like, three rows, maybe, like, six wide.

00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:12.519
As we're walking by, there's these big, beefy

00:23:12.519 --> 00:23:14.599
dudes. They're, like, putting their hands...

00:23:14.599 --> 00:23:19.200
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Like, okay, man. Like...

00:23:19.549 --> 00:23:21.509
I'm cool. I'm just walking through. Like, this

00:23:21.509 --> 00:23:23.730
is a path. You can't block off the only path

00:23:23.730 --> 00:23:27.369
I have to my seat. And I look over behind this

00:23:27.369 --> 00:23:30.190
little gate under this tent, and it's Ethan Hawke.

00:23:31.450 --> 00:23:35.609
He's just hanging out there waiting for the show

00:23:35.609 --> 00:23:38.930
to start. Waiting for, uh, I can never remember

00:23:38.930 --> 00:23:43.109
her name. Beep -bop -boop. Shoop -a -doop. Scoopy.

00:23:43.130 --> 00:23:48.690
What was her name? Oh, Baba Doopy? Yeah. I don't

00:23:48.690 --> 00:23:50.529
know if that's right, but that's the way that

00:23:50.529 --> 00:23:53.049
I read it every time. Just waiting for her to

00:23:53.049 --> 00:23:57.990
start. And then as the show starts and it's going

00:23:57.990 --> 00:24:01.730
on or whatever, and yeah, Maya Hawk is just there

00:24:01.730 --> 00:24:06.130
at that same rail when I go to, I think I went

00:24:06.130 --> 00:24:09.210
to go get a water or something. Fun fact, the

00:24:09.210 --> 00:24:13.170
men's room, for whatever reason, they wouldn't

00:24:13.170 --> 00:24:16.019
open up the men's room for the women. I mean,

00:24:16.019 --> 00:24:21.599
this building was 99 .7 % women, and none of

00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:24.099
the men's rooms were open up to women. I walked

00:24:24.099 --> 00:24:28.440
into one bathroom that was, the women's room

00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:33.619
was easily 45 women deep. And I literally, I

00:24:33.619 --> 00:24:36.359
just walked right into the men's room, took care

00:24:36.359 --> 00:24:39.400
of my business, hung out a little bit, stretched

00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:43.440
my legs out, washed my hands, and then walked

00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:46.160
right out. And all these women yelling at me

00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:48.880
like, hey, I don't make the rules. Yeah. Like,

00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:55.519
sorry, I got a penis. It was glorious. I would

00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:58.740
imagine. That and we had the most convenient

00:24:58.740 --> 00:25:02.700
seats to be on the floor because it was, there

00:25:02.700 --> 00:25:06.160
were chairs there, but they were all zip tied,

00:25:06.339 --> 00:25:09.940
like down the row. Yeah. So all these chairs

00:25:09.940 --> 00:25:11.359
were technically attached, but we were on the

00:25:11.359 --> 00:25:14.750
very back row. Of the floor. And so I just cut

00:25:14.750 --> 00:25:16.549
the zip ties and we were just able to walk right

00:25:16.549 --> 00:25:17.990
out there without having to interrupt anybody.

00:25:18.849 --> 00:25:21.970
It was real nice. Cut the zip ties. You rule

00:25:21.970 --> 00:25:25.230
breaker. Don't tell Taylor. So that, that was

00:25:25.230 --> 00:25:28.950
my one run in that I know of with a, uh, with

00:25:28.950 --> 00:25:33.289
a Nepo baby. If you were to meet a Nepo baby,

00:25:33.509 --> 00:25:36.230
who would you want to meet? If I were to meet

00:25:36.230 --> 00:25:38.029
a Nepo baby, I think it would be really cool

00:25:38.029 --> 00:25:40.609
to meet Maya Hawk. She seems like she would be.

00:25:41.210 --> 00:25:44.710
A good hang. But also, either Jamie Lee Curtis

00:25:44.710 --> 00:25:48.450
or Ben Stiller. Yeah, people don't think about

00:25:48.450 --> 00:25:51.150
Ben Stiller, and I think that that's a good thing.

00:25:51.329 --> 00:25:53.750
People think of your work more than your parents'

00:25:53.829 --> 00:25:57.009
work as far as separating yourself from being

00:25:57.009 --> 00:26:00.789
considered a nepo baby. Do you think that a person

00:26:00.789 --> 00:26:02.869
is still considered a nepo baby if they get more

00:26:02.869 --> 00:26:05.450
famous than their parents? I was trying to, like...

00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:09.180
decide if like Ben Stiller and like Miley Cyrus

00:26:09.180 --> 00:26:11.200
were actually considered Nepo babies because

00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:13.420
they only got into the industry because their

00:26:13.420 --> 00:26:17.000
family was part of the industry. Yeah. But they've

00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:20.240
also very much eclipsed them. Like, I don't know.

00:26:20.339 --> 00:26:22.319
So that's something I was, I was thinking about

00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:24.720
too. Cause there's, there's all kinds of lists.

00:26:24.859 --> 00:26:28.559
First off, I'd like to say that the conversation

00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:32.500
around Nepo babies is pretty mean. Sure. Yeah.

00:26:32.559 --> 00:26:34.640
I didn't want to make this episode just to bash

00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:36.640
on all these people. Oh, do you have these things?

00:26:36.700 --> 00:26:38.940
They had this leg up and I didn't. That kind

00:26:38.940 --> 00:26:41.099
of stuff. But that is most of the conversations

00:26:41.099 --> 00:26:43.680
you're going to find online is, oh, these people

00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:45.839
have famous parents and this is why they're where

00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:48.640
they are. That's not always true. That is a leg

00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:51.680
up. Yeah. But you can have a leg up in any other

00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:54.619
industry. You can know the right people and get

00:26:54.619 --> 00:26:57.180
put in front of the right people and still be

00:26:57.180 --> 00:26:59.859
successful. Right. It doesn't has nothing to

00:26:59.859 --> 00:27:03.130
do with your lineage. But another list that I

00:27:03.130 --> 00:27:07.569
came across was one that was saying this list

00:27:07.569 --> 00:27:11.589
of celebrities, these nepo babies are more famous

00:27:11.589 --> 00:27:13.829
than their parents ever were. And Ben Stiller

00:27:13.829 --> 00:27:16.730
was the top of most of them. Sure. Miley Cyrus

00:27:16.730 --> 00:27:20.430
was on a lot of them. Who else was there? Zoe

00:27:20.430 --> 00:27:24.170
Kravitz was on there. As bigger than Lenny Kravitz?

00:27:24.369 --> 00:27:26.130
Yeah, I thought it was weird too. That sounds

00:27:26.130 --> 00:27:27.930
deeply correct. She always made like the beginning

00:27:27.930 --> 00:27:29.650
of the list. Like they're just, they're putting

00:27:29.650 --> 00:27:31.759
their throwaways in there. Okay. Before they

00:27:31.759 --> 00:27:34.319
get to the ones that people actually care about.

00:27:35.519 --> 00:27:39.160
Kaya Gerber. As more famous than Cindy Crawford.

00:27:39.400 --> 00:27:42.180
The only thing I know about Kaya Gerber is that

00:27:42.180 --> 00:27:45.039
she stole Austin Butler from Vanessa Hudgens.

00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:47.599
I don't even know that to be true. I just know

00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:50.319
that Austin Butler was with Vanessa Hudgens for

00:27:50.319 --> 00:27:52.279
like a decade. And then when they ended things,

00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:55.200
he ended up with Kaya Gerber. Yeah. And then

00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:59.349
Paris Hilton. Which I don't think that one's

00:27:59.349 --> 00:28:01.190
fair because they're in two completely different

00:28:01.190 --> 00:28:04.789
businesses. She made a platform off growing up

00:28:04.789 --> 00:28:09.450
rich. Obscenely rich. Also, I think... Also sex

00:28:09.450 --> 00:28:13.890
tape. Well, yeah. One night in Paris. Best name

00:28:13.890 --> 00:28:19.069
for a sex tape. I think that Paris Hilton gets

00:28:19.069 --> 00:28:22.650
too bad of a rep. I think she gave the early

00:28:22.650 --> 00:28:25.230
2000s exactly what they asked for, which was

00:28:25.230 --> 00:28:29.450
reality TV about... rich people being dumb, but

00:28:29.450 --> 00:28:32.569
she's not dumb. Yes, she's not. And even, even

00:28:32.569 --> 00:28:35.450
the voice was a put on. Yeah. Which I had no

00:28:35.450 --> 00:28:38.289
idea until like, I don't know. Her actual speaking

00:28:38.289 --> 00:28:41.569
voice is so like, it's so nice. It's so soothing.

00:28:41.650 --> 00:28:43.910
She doesn't have that like Valley girl affectation.

00:28:44.309 --> 00:28:48.549
Yeah. Uh, another fun fact is I was driving back

00:28:48.549 --> 00:28:56.349
from El Paso to home to Fort Worth. I went through

00:28:56.349 --> 00:29:00.900
a city. that had the first hotel that Conrad

00:29:00.900 --> 00:29:04.400
Hilton ever bought. Oh. It was the first Hilton

00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:06.559
hotel, and just in this small town in Texas,

00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:11.180
Cisco, Cisco, Texas. The first hotel that Conrad

00:29:11.180 --> 00:29:15.140
Hilton ever bought, and then that started the

00:29:15.140 --> 00:29:18.279
empire. Interesting. People, whenever she started

00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:21.140
coming out as a DJ, people were, like, giving

00:29:21.140 --> 00:29:24.039
her a lot of flack because... That was the only

00:29:24.039 --> 00:29:26.160
thing. They thought that was the only thing she

00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:29.240
could do. And, like, it was just a sign of her

00:29:29.240 --> 00:29:32.440
being desperate for money. And, one, she's never

00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:34.019
going to be desperate for money. That's insane.

00:29:34.539 --> 00:29:39.839
Two, DJing is hard. Yeah. It is very hard. And,

00:29:39.960 --> 00:29:43.480
three, like, she just wanted something to do.

00:29:43.779 --> 00:29:46.259
She doesn't have to ever work. God forbid a girl

00:29:46.259 --> 00:29:50.119
have a hobby. So why not? Why not be on the ones

00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:54.819
and twos? I don't get it. I mean, I think a lot

00:29:54.819 --> 00:29:58.099
of it is a holdover from Simple Life, a reality

00:29:58.099 --> 00:30:02.099
show with Nicole Richie, and the sex tape. I

00:30:02.099 --> 00:30:06.299
think a lot of that solidified her, and the fact

00:30:06.299 --> 00:30:09.779
that, yeah, she's a nepo baby to this hotel gazillionaire.

00:30:09.880 --> 00:30:12.039
A lot of that solidified everyone's opinion of

00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:13.640
her from the beginning, and I don't think that

00:30:13.640 --> 00:30:14.880
there was any way she was going to be able to

00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:17.160
make her way out of that. Sure. But, I mean,

00:30:17.160 --> 00:30:20.279
she used the narrative that was written for her.

00:30:20.839 --> 00:30:24.259
To her advantage. Made a badass life for herself.

00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:27.079
She did. And people know her name. What about

00:30:27.079 --> 00:30:33.119
the more generational nepotism, I guess? Isn't

00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:36.940
all nepotism, almost all nepotism generational?

00:30:37.539 --> 00:30:40.119
I don't think so. I'm talking about like multiple

00:30:40.119 --> 00:30:44.059
generations. Oh, okay. Like, I mean, I have on

00:30:44.059 --> 00:30:46.579
this list like Alison Williams, Brian Williams'

00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:49.519
daughter. How did Brian Williams get his start?

00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:51.900
I don't know. That's not someone you think about.

00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:56.579
But you know who is generational? Dakota Johnson.

00:30:56.839 --> 00:31:01.559
Drew Barrymore. Yeah. Her dad was a filmmaker

00:31:01.559 --> 00:31:05.900
by most accounts, just an all -around terrible

00:31:05.900 --> 00:31:09.220
person and father. And then her grandfather,

00:31:09.519 --> 00:31:15.559
you know who he was? No. You've seen him. You

00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:19.829
saw him in December. You partook in my annual

00:31:19.829 --> 00:31:24.150
It's a Wonderful Life tradition. Mr. Potter.

00:31:24.430 --> 00:31:28.650
That is her grandfather. Interesting. Okay. The

00:31:28.650 --> 00:31:30.869
curmudgeon. Yeah. The guy that's trying to steal

00:31:30.869 --> 00:31:33.630
everyone's stuff. The curmudgeon. We don't use

00:31:33.630 --> 00:31:35.869
that word enough. Yeah. That's her grandfather.

00:31:36.250 --> 00:31:40.069
Interesting. Okay. And then as far as movies

00:31:40.069 --> 00:31:46.849
or like film goes, that realm, that's one of

00:31:46.849 --> 00:31:49.059
the... few that i could come up with that just

00:31:49.059 --> 00:31:52.279
i had any interest in talking about just because

00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:55.880
i think that she is like the poster child for

00:31:55.880 --> 00:32:01.119
uh what how nepotism can go wrong i think so

00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:03.660
i think so i mean if you if you've heard stories

00:32:03.660 --> 00:32:06.779
about her like getting drunk and high at like

00:32:06.779 --> 00:32:10.440
10 and like 10 and i mean that was all because

00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:12.079
the people she was hanging around because the

00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.039
people that her family was involved with all

00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:18.480
these celebrities and all this this other And

00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:21.880
then but I mean, it's also like it's a cautionary

00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:25.460
tale, but then it's also a it has a relatively

00:32:25.460 --> 00:32:27.779
happy ending, I think. I mean, she seems to be

00:32:27.779 --> 00:32:33.440
thriving with her talk show and making terrible

00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:39.640
America phobic ads for Carnival Cruise, Royal

00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:42.140
Caribbean, whichever one it is. I don't think

00:32:42.140 --> 00:32:45.480
it's either. It's like a British cruise line.

00:32:46.309 --> 00:32:48.789
I'm almost positive. Well, that makes sense.

00:32:48.990 --> 00:32:52.650
Okay, well, sorry, Carnival or Caribbean. No,

00:32:52.710 --> 00:32:54.410
they're still terrible, I'm pretty sure. The

00:32:54.410 --> 00:33:03.609
one she has with Mr. Perry. Yeah, Orlando Bloom.

00:33:04.190 --> 00:33:06.450
Mr. Perry. Would you ever go on a cruise? Have

00:33:06.450 --> 00:33:08.529
you ever been on a cruise? The husband of an

00:33:08.529 --> 00:33:13.009
astronaut put some respect on his name. No, I've

00:33:13.009 --> 00:33:15.509
never been on one. I would like to go on one.

00:33:15.980 --> 00:33:18.900
Probably once. Where would you want to go? It's

00:33:18.900 --> 00:33:22.039
a boat full of tons of the worst people you'll

00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:25.200
ever meet. I've always really loved the idea

00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:29.480
of the Alaskan cruises and stuff. Yeah. Or just

00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:33.440
to Mexico or the Bahamas or somewhere like that.

00:33:34.299 --> 00:33:38.099
One of those two areas. Yeah. I think you have

00:33:38.099 --> 00:33:41.960
a much less likely chance of getting trafficked

00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:45.359
if you're going to Alaska. Sure. than you would

00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:49.599
if you were going south. Hey, that's just me.

00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:52.799
The odds of getting attacked by a moose and or

00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.619
polar bear are also much greater, I assume, in

00:33:55.619 --> 00:33:58.420
Alaska than in Mexico. You win some, you lose

00:33:58.420 --> 00:34:02.500
some. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they have bear spray.

00:34:02.579 --> 00:34:05.519
I don't think they have trafficker spray. I think

00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:09.539
bear spray is, in fact, trafficker spray. Have

00:34:09.539 --> 00:34:12.320
you been bear -maced? I haven't, but I've heard

00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:17.590
things. I sure have not. You know, so I also

00:34:17.590 --> 00:34:20.769
had a list of the most insufferable children.

00:34:20.769 --> 00:34:25.889
I did too. Who you got? Well, Haley Bieber makes

00:34:25.889 --> 00:34:29.170
the top of the list. Do you think that Haley

00:34:29.170 --> 00:34:31.949
Bieber would be as annoying as we think Haley

00:34:31.949 --> 00:34:34.530
Bieber would be if she weren't surrounded by

00:34:34.530 --> 00:34:38.010
so much media that doesn't give her any actual

00:34:38.010 --> 00:34:40.699
ability to speak? I feel like so much of the

00:34:40.699 --> 00:34:42.880
problem with Haley Bieber is just that, like,

00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:45.219
we're speculating what's going on with her and

00:34:45.219 --> 00:34:48.780
Justin. Justin's having a time. And then we're

00:34:48.780 --> 00:34:51.059
just speculating that she may have stalked him

00:34:51.059 --> 00:34:53.539
since age 10. Can we get them both some help?

00:34:53.780 --> 00:34:56.539
I mean, it would probably be a good idea, but

00:34:56.539 --> 00:34:59.280
I don't see it happening. And no, I refuse that

00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:01.500
sponsorship. Not sponsored. We're not getting

00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:04.199
sponsored by BetterHelp. What do you have against

00:35:04.199 --> 00:35:08.250
BetterHelp? It's garbage. Why? It's just a garbage

00:35:08.250 --> 00:35:10.690
service because they don't qualify the people

00:35:10.690 --> 00:35:13.449
that work there. It's a side hustle, which therapy

00:35:13.449 --> 00:35:18.570
should not be. Okay, but they also don't qualify

00:35:18.570 --> 00:35:21.349
most of the teachers that are teaching our youths.

00:35:21.349 --> 00:35:26.489
You do know that's not better. Don't worry. They

00:35:26.489 --> 00:35:31.050
also don't qualify real teachers. Lovely. Fantastic.

00:35:33.210 --> 00:35:36.539
Okay, well. I might keep this in the episode

00:35:36.539 --> 00:35:40.400
just as a PSA, but okay. I get your point. I

00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:44.599
get it. I get it. There was a, um, so I was on

00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:47.460
a couple of the different like web based therapy

00:35:47.460 --> 00:35:50.619
things when I didn't have insurance. And there

00:35:50.619 --> 00:35:54.119
was a guy that I had as my therapist for a couple

00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:57.019
of months. We had talked. a good amount about

00:35:57.019 --> 00:35:59.380
like where I was at. And one of the things that

00:35:59.380 --> 00:36:01.320
had like been really frustrating me at the time

00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:04.880
was that I didn't have consistency. So like I

00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:06.480
would make plans with people and they just like,

00:36:06.500 --> 00:36:08.900
wouldn't show up to the thing or like would cancel.

00:36:08.940 --> 00:36:10.780
They wouldn't show up or you wouldn't show up.

00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.539
They wouldn't show up. So like we would have

00:36:12.539 --> 00:36:14.420
a plan set and then like all of a sudden they'd

00:36:14.420 --> 00:36:16.000
be like, Oh, actually I have to do this today.

00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:18.480
Like, cool. I feel like you knew that sooner,

00:36:18.500 --> 00:36:20.639
but it happened enough times that it was like

00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:23.440
something that I brought up in therapy and he

00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:26.230
knew that this was like a big issue for me. The

00:36:26.230 --> 00:36:29.829
next session that I had, the next session doesn't

00:36:29.829 --> 00:36:33.550
show. Not a message, not anything. That's exposure

00:36:33.550 --> 00:36:38.010
therapy. I'm sitting in the conference room in

00:36:38.010 --> 00:36:40.630
my apartment building, staring at my own face

00:36:40.630 --> 00:36:43.570
in my laptop, waiting for this guy to show up.

00:36:43.650 --> 00:36:45.750
Nothing. Dead silence. I messaged him. I'm like,

00:36:45.809 --> 00:36:48.010
hey, so we got a session at 11 a .m., right?

00:36:48.510 --> 00:36:52.429
Nothing. A day later, a day later, this man messages

00:36:52.429 --> 00:36:55.739
me and he goes. I'm sorry, you won't be billed

00:36:55.739 --> 00:36:58.460
for this session. Like there wasn't one. What

00:36:58.460 --> 00:37:03.960
do you mean? So the next week we have a session

00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:10.300
and he messages me five minutes before my session

00:37:10.300 --> 00:37:13.139
and is like, I won't be able to attend today's

00:37:13.139 --> 00:37:15.880
meeting. Here's a like workbook thing you can

00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:18.079
work on. And so I shoot him a message. I'm like,

00:37:18.219 --> 00:37:21.380
Hey, this ain't working out. Like I need to charge

00:37:21.380 --> 00:37:23.550
for that. I don't think so. I'm giving you a

00:37:23.550 --> 00:37:28.170
link for a walkbook. I don't think so. But I

00:37:28.170 --> 00:37:30.289
shoot him a message. I'm like, hey, this isn't

00:37:30.289 --> 00:37:32.750
working out. I told you that one of the big things

00:37:32.750 --> 00:37:36.010
that I'm working on was consistency, and this

00:37:36.010 --> 00:37:37.309
is the thing that really bothers me. I was like,

00:37:37.349 --> 00:37:38.630
I think I'm going to have to find another therapist.

00:37:38.989 --> 00:37:42.570
He messages me back almost immediately and goes,

00:37:42.869 --> 00:37:44.809
well, actually, I had something going on with

00:37:44.809 --> 00:37:48.389
my family, but that's fine. I'm like, this therapist

00:37:48.389 --> 00:37:54.940
is gaslighting me. And this man was very clear

00:37:54.940 --> 00:37:56.980
from the start that this was his side hustle

00:37:56.980 --> 00:38:01.280
to pay for his doctorate. So this man was in

00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:04.659
school doing actual therapy in his nine to five

00:38:04.659 --> 00:38:08.380
and was just picking up clients for funsies to

00:38:08.380 --> 00:38:13.639
gaslight them. So I see no sponsorship. Okay.

00:38:14.619 --> 00:38:17.539
Okay. So we'll take them off the list. Making

00:38:17.539 --> 00:38:20.119
a note now. But I mean, like if they offer us

00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:23.099
like an unbelievable offer, then like. We can

00:38:23.099 --> 00:38:26.340
put our morals aside, right? I will not say a

00:38:26.340 --> 00:38:31.019
word. You can do the ad read. That's fine. Hey,

00:38:31.179 --> 00:38:33.780
you know what I've been struggling with lately?

00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:39.539
Co -host abandonment. You're just silent. You

00:38:39.539 --> 00:38:41.920
know who could help me through this? BetterHelp.

00:38:42.699 --> 00:38:45.739
Get your little plush hecklefish to talk back

00:38:45.739 --> 00:38:52.730
to you. But no, Haley Bieber. I think that she,

00:38:54.250 --> 00:38:58.570
I don't think that she doesn't get a chance to

00:38:58.570 --> 00:39:02.769
speak. I think that people do read into a lot

00:39:02.769 --> 00:39:04.409
of the stuff she does, but then I also think

00:39:04.409 --> 00:39:06.469
that she does that stuff for people to read into

00:39:06.469 --> 00:39:09.210
it. Like when she does the, when they come up

00:39:09.210 --> 00:39:12.469
with the stuff about her just mimicking Selena

00:39:12.469 --> 00:39:15.750
Gomez at every single turn, that's like, come

00:39:15.750 --> 00:39:20.710
on, come on, come on. Even though we know that

00:39:20.710 --> 00:39:25.929
we can, I would guess, assume most of the issues

00:39:25.929 --> 00:39:30.789
that Justin Bieber has probably revolve around

00:39:30.789 --> 00:39:34.010
the Selena Gomez stuff. Because that was probably

00:39:34.010 --> 00:39:35.969
his first love. And I don't have to ever see

00:39:35.969 --> 00:39:38.889
my first love again. So it doesn't ever cross

00:39:38.889 --> 00:39:40.869
my mind. And it's not thrown in my face all the

00:39:40.869 --> 00:39:43.849
time. Sure. But he does have to see it. And then

00:39:43.849 --> 00:39:49.440
so he jumped in with this. Frankly, she seems

00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:53.820
a little off -kilter. Sure. Can you be Baldwin

00:39:53.820 --> 00:39:56.619
or Baldwin adjacent and not be a little off -kilter?

00:39:57.039 --> 00:40:00.119
It doesn't seem like any of them are the most

00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:03.880
well -adjusted. No, probably not. And Stephen

00:40:03.880 --> 00:40:10.820
of the Baldwins, Stephen, he was in the terrible

00:40:10.820 --> 00:40:15.099
sequel to the Flintstones movie. He was young

00:40:15.099 --> 00:40:18.780
Barney Rubble. Yeah. Viva Rock Vegas. And it

00:40:18.780 --> 00:40:22.340
was bad. It was a bad movie. And that's all,

00:40:22.380 --> 00:40:25.760
well, that's not true. He was also, and I don't

00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:29.719
know what got me into this, but I was probably

00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:32.980
in like the fourth or fifth grade and they had

00:40:32.980 --> 00:40:36.860
a show on ABC called Celebrity Mole. Are we talking

00:40:36.860 --> 00:40:43.119
about like the Austin Powers kind or? No, the

00:40:43.119 --> 00:40:46.530
secret agent kind. That's disappointing. They

00:40:46.530 --> 00:40:51.610
were a spy. And it was Secret Mole Yucatan, or

00:40:51.610 --> 00:40:54.730
Celebrity Mole Yucatan. And I know that he was

00:40:54.730 --> 00:40:57.010
on that. Those are the two things I know about

00:40:57.010 --> 00:40:59.429
Stephen Baldwin. That's two more things that

00:40:59.429 --> 00:41:02.030
I knew about Stephen Baldwin. All right. We're

00:41:02.030 --> 00:41:05.230
learning stuff today. So I think maybe she needs

00:41:05.230 --> 00:41:07.809
to back off her high horse a little bit. And

00:41:07.809 --> 00:41:12.269
selling her makeup brand to, didn't she sell

00:41:12.269 --> 00:41:16.250
it to like the Target? I think it was either

00:41:16.250 --> 00:41:18.409
Tarte or Too Faced. It was one of the bigger

00:41:18.409 --> 00:41:23.650
makeup brands. Maybe pump the brakes, lady. I

00:41:23.650 --> 00:41:29.610
watched a deep dive into Hailey Bieber stalking

00:41:29.610 --> 00:41:34.570
Justin Bieber since age 10. It was so reachy.

00:41:34.909 --> 00:41:38.170
Someone put together a lot of footage of just

00:41:38.170 --> 00:41:41.530
nothing. Because it would just be a... You know

00:41:41.530 --> 00:41:44.710
whenever you see a documentary about Bigfoot?

00:41:45.179 --> 00:41:47.699
And it'll just take like normal looking footage.

00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:50.219
It'll just take normal. Justin Bieber walking.

00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:54.139
Yes. So it would be like Justin Bieber on like

00:41:54.139 --> 00:41:57.719
a paparazzi interview or whatever. And Haley

00:41:57.719 --> 00:41:59.539
Bieber is just like in the background, just looking

00:41:59.539 --> 00:42:02.280
at him and it'll go like gray and fuzzy. Was

00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:07.039
she crudely pasted into the background? There

00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:10.840
was, um, there was one particular screenshot

00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:14.099
that this video was alleging was like. Proof

00:42:14.099 --> 00:42:16.659
of her having a thing against Selena and trying

00:42:16.659 --> 00:42:18.920
to like get with Justin. And this was in 20,

00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:23.739
I don't know, like 15 maybe. And it's Haley Baldwin

00:42:23.739 --> 00:42:28.139
standing on the, the carpet for the movie Monte

00:42:28.139 --> 00:42:33.019
Carlo with a J 14 magazine that has Justin Bieber

00:42:33.019 --> 00:42:35.619
and Selena Gomez on the cover. And they're like,

00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:38.000
this is proof that she hates Selena Gomez. And

00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:40.219
she's going after Justin. Like she's at Selena

00:42:40.219 --> 00:42:43.880
Gomez's movie premiere. This is a movie with

00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:46.280
Selena Gomez on the cover. Did she bring the

00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:50.260
magazine to get an autograph? It's just, it's

00:42:50.260 --> 00:42:53.000
bananas. The amount of reaching that this person

00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:54.880
did. And then they're talking about like the,

00:42:54.940 --> 00:42:57.739
all of the like outfit coordination and stuff.

00:42:57.780 --> 00:42:59.840
And now Haley Bieber was copying Selena Gomez,

00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:02.300
but like to what end? Because the things that

00:43:02.300 --> 00:43:04.960
she was copying were like either really common

00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:07.960
poses or were outfits that Selena wore like five,

00:43:08.019 --> 00:43:11.900
six years ago. At some point, like. Is Justin

00:43:11.900 --> 00:43:16.000
recognizing these clothes? Like, what does it

00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:18.219
benefit her to have worn the same thing Selena

00:43:18.219 --> 00:43:21.800
Gomez did years ago? She wears the same choker

00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:24.780
15 years later, and then Justin just goes into

00:43:24.780 --> 00:43:28.900
a spiral. The few things that were just, like,

00:43:28.940 --> 00:43:31.179
super bizarre about that situation, though, is

00:43:31.179 --> 00:43:33.500
the tattoos. Because she got a G tattooed behind

00:43:33.500 --> 00:43:36.179
her ear, like, a month, I think, after Selena

00:43:36.179 --> 00:43:39.159
got a J. Oh my god, has she actually been playing

00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:43.300
for Selena Gomez this whole time? She just missed

00:43:43.300 --> 00:43:49.800
and landed with Bieber? Did anyone search her

00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:52.460
Instagram account and see if she posted any pictures

00:43:52.460 --> 00:43:59.360
of Beavers? Circa 2011? 2012? You know, I'm sure

00:43:59.360 --> 00:44:02.119
someone did. I maybe didn't get... My brain's

00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:08.019
maybe not as rotted as it could be. But now she's

00:44:08.019 --> 00:44:11.639
copying Sabrina Carpenter, so it's fine. She

00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:13.880
just needs her own thing. She just wants to be

00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:19.320
a former Disney kid so bad. Another insufferable

00:44:19.320 --> 00:44:26.360
Nepo baby. Gwyneth Paltrow. And I think that's

00:44:26.360 --> 00:44:28.579
another... I don't know if it's because she's

00:44:28.579 --> 00:44:31.760
just been in the game longer. I don't feel like

00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:35.659
she can be lumped into the same category as Ben

00:44:35.659 --> 00:44:39.869
Stiller as being... like way above his parents

00:44:39.869 --> 00:44:43.690
in popularity because her mom is, I think her

00:44:43.690 --> 00:44:48.150
dad was a filmmaker and then her mom, Blythe

00:44:48.150 --> 00:44:51.909
Danner, which is the most haughty name of all

00:44:51.909 --> 00:44:55.849
time. So it suits Gwyneth. She was Robert De

00:44:55.849 --> 00:45:00.869
Niro's wife in the Meet the Parents movies. And

00:45:00.869 --> 00:45:04.489
I mean, I really didn't have. an opinion on Gwyneth

00:45:04.489 --> 00:45:06.590
Paltrow. I mean, it came out that they named

00:45:06.590 --> 00:45:09.710
their kid Apple, which we've discussed might

00:45:09.710 --> 00:45:14.309
be a pseudonym. We don't know. And then whenever

00:45:14.309 --> 00:45:18.869
her and Chris Martin split up, they, she released

00:45:18.869 --> 00:45:21.329
a statement calling it a conscious uncoupling.

00:45:21.510 --> 00:45:25.309
And then this candle smells like my vagina, all

00:45:25.309 --> 00:45:29.469
of her goop stuff. Just. The vagina steaming

00:45:29.469 --> 00:45:32.570
is the thing that just like, I. I cannot wrap

00:45:32.570 --> 00:45:36.010
my brain around. It's not even the candle. It's

00:45:36.010 --> 00:45:41.309
the... She swears by vagina steaming. I don't

00:45:41.309 --> 00:45:42.510
know what that means. I don't know what that

00:45:42.510 --> 00:45:46.369
does. I don't feel like it's good for you. Isn't

00:45:46.369 --> 00:45:49.389
that what Principal Skinner made for Superintendent

00:45:49.389 --> 00:46:02.800
Chalmers? Steamed clams? Gross. She... Acting

00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:05.659
quality -wise, I put her on the exact same tier

00:46:05.659 --> 00:46:08.940
as Dakota Johnson. I cannot stand Gwyneth Paltrow

00:46:08.940 --> 00:46:12.059
as an actress. I don't think that she has any

00:46:12.059 --> 00:46:16.380
kind of skill or ability. She was good in Seven,

00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:20.199
Brad Pitt's wife. She didn't have much acting

00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:25.179
to do. And then the back half of the movie, she's

00:46:25.179 --> 00:46:27.760
just a head in a box. That might have been the

00:46:27.760 --> 00:46:29.860
best acting she's ever done. Probably, yeah.

00:46:30.860 --> 00:46:32.820
What's the movie where she was the flight attendant?

00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:39.619
Up in the Air? Yes. Where Mike Myers was an aspiring

00:46:39.619 --> 00:46:41.760
flight attendant but couldn't because of his

00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:44.940
cross -eye. It's time to re -watch Up in the

00:46:44.940 --> 00:46:49.559
Air. I've been on a Mike Myers kick lately. I

00:46:49.559 --> 00:46:52.500
recently went on a Vince Vaughn kick. Yeah? And

00:46:52.500 --> 00:46:55.880
you know what I just watched? What? That I...

00:46:56.349 --> 00:46:58.690
I just watched that. I had never seen it. I'd

00:46:58.690 --> 00:47:01.829
seen commercials for it. Bad Monkey on Apple

00:47:01.829 --> 00:47:05.730
TV? Mm -hmm. It's good. Yeah? You should check

00:47:05.730 --> 00:47:07.889
it out. There's a second season coming out. I

00:47:07.889 --> 00:47:09.969
don't know when, but first season, it's only

00:47:09.969 --> 00:47:12.369
like eight episodes, ten episodes, but it's good.

00:47:12.570 --> 00:47:15.929
Okay. You should check it out. It's classic Vince

00:47:15.929 --> 00:47:18.789
Vaughn. Okay. Classic Vince Vaughn and, like,

00:47:18.809 --> 00:47:23.210
Wedding Crashers? Like, goofy kind of? A little

00:47:23.210 --> 00:47:26.949
toned down from that. I'd say maybe more of a,

00:47:27.090 --> 00:47:32.170
you see Delivery Man? Yes, where he's... Where

00:47:32.170 --> 00:47:34.570
he uses a sperm donor to pay for his family's

00:47:34.570 --> 00:47:39.650
vacation to Italy. Yeah, that era of Vince Vaughn.

00:47:39.750 --> 00:47:42.369
Fred Claus. Fred Claus, Vince Vaughn. That's

00:47:42.369 --> 00:47:43.610
a good one. I don't like Fred Claus. We watch

00:47:43.610 --> 00:47:46.230
that every year. You don't like Fred Claus? I

00:47:46.230 --> 00:47:50.269
don't like Paul Giamatti. I can't do it. Well,

00:47:50.289 --> 00:47:51.949
I mean, technically he's the bad guy most of

00:47:51.949 --> 00:47:54.510
the movie. In Big Fat Liar, I like Paul Giamatti.

00:47:54.840 --> 00:47:56.559
That is the one exception that I'll give him.

00:47:57.119 --> 00:47:59.159
The kids love that movie. It's a great movie.

00:47:59.920 --> 00:48:03.579
It is. It's a great movie. But yeah, no. The

00:48:03.579 --> 00:48:05.780
next one is going to be Love Guru. I watched

00:48:05.780 --> 00:48:07.579
Idiocracy last night. Not a Mike Myers movie,

00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:10.519
but fantastic movie. It is. The reason we have

00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:15.980
Crocs. Tragically. They are, yeah. And we're

00:48:15.980 --> 00:48:20.320
less than a decade away from just watering all

00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:23.139
of our crops with Gatorade. Because it's got

00:48:23.139 --> 00:48:25.400
electrolytes. That's what plants crave. That's

00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:28.699
what plants crave. Welcome to Costco. I love

00:48:28.699 --> 00:48:34.460
you. I quoted that movie so much in the last

00:48:34.460 --> 00:48:37.099
like month or so that as soon as I got here,

00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:39.940
Nate was like, we're watching Idiocracy. Because

00:48:39.940 --> 00:48:43.099
I didn't realize how just like deeply rooted

00:48:43.099 --> 00:48:45.579
into my sense of humor that entire movie is.

00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:49.360
I was talking to him about my Roomba because

00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:53.539
my Roomba is broken. And so every day. at exactly

00:48:53.539 --> 00:48:56.000
1 p .m. because it is on a timer and that part

00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:58.079
of it still works. It will leave its little docking

00:48:58.079 --> 00:48:59.820
station. It will get halfway across my living

00:48:59.820 --> 00:49:02.139
room and then it will just beep at me. It's not

00:49:02.139 --> 00:49:05.199
full. It's not sucked anything up in that little

00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:08.079
couple of feet that it moved. And I think about

00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:10.280
idiocracy all the time. Your floor, your floor

00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:16.920
is now clean. It's not though. Oh, it's a classic.

00:49:17.340 --> 00:49:21.070
Great movie. Do you... Luke Wilson, Nepo Baby.

00:49:21.329 --> 00:49:23.389
That's what I was going to say. Do you consider

00:49:23.389 --> 00:49:27.769
siblings Nepo Babies? If they're like sibling

00:49:27.769 --> 00:49:31.289
hit it big and then you just like catch the windfall

00:49:31.289 --> 00:49:33.869
from that? They came up together. Did they? Uh

00:49:33.869 --> 00:49:36.289
-huh. You ever seen Bottle Rocket? What about

00:49:36.289 --> 00:49:39.210
the third one? Andrew? I don't know. I think

00:49:39.210 --> 00:49:42.789
he was in Bottle Rocket too. Was he? Yeah. It's

00:49:42.789 --> 00:49:46.409
a Wes Anderson movie and it was based on a short

00:49:46.409 --> 00:49:51.670
film that they did. in Austin. And, uh, yeah,

00:49:51.750 --> 00:49:52.949
that's where all three of them got their start.

00:49:53.409 --> 00:49:57.849
Obviously, uh, Owen is the one that, that catapulted,

00:49:57.849 --> 00:50:01.869
but, uh, Luke and Andrew, I'm pretty sure we're

00:50:01.869 --> 00:50:05.750
both in it. It stars Luke and Owen together.

00:50:05.889 --> 00:50:10.469
Yeah. They are Nepo babies because their dad

00:50:10.469 --> 00:50:14.909
was a really, uh, I don't, I don't know if he's

00:50:14.909 --> 00:50:18.420
big enough. Might be. I don't know. I think it

00:50:18.420 --> 00:50:20.059
might have just been their friendship with Wes

00:50:20.059 --> 00:50:23.940
Anderson. Wes Anderson. But their dad was real

00:50:23.940 --> 00:50:30.139
big for PBS in Dallas. Oh, okay. And he is the

00:50:30.139 --> 00:50:32.940
one who brought Monty Python to the Americas

00:50:32.940 --> 00:50:35.840
through PBS. Interesting. I did not know that.

00:50:35.900 --> 00:50:38.239
So if it weren't for him, then PBS would have

00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:41.380
never aired Monty Python. Monty Python wouldn't

00:50:41.380 --> 00:50:43.119
have gotten as big here. I'm sure it would have

00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:47.019
eventually, but he was the catalyst for... Doing

00:50:47.019 --> 00:50:50.400
it when it happened. I wonder if that's why Owen

00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:53.159
Wilson got picked to play fake Bob Ross in paint.

00:50:54.300 --> 00:50:56.679
Maybe. For the record, if you haven't seen it,

00:50:56.719 --> 00:51:01.699
don't. It's not good? It's so bad. It's such

00:51:01.699 --> 00:51:05.920
a bad movie. Everything about Bob Ross's entire

00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:08.360
persona is that he is just like the sweetest,

00:51:08.360 --> 00:51:11.460
most wholesome man who just wants to paint happy

00:51:11.460 --> 00:51:17.619
little trees. Yeah. He is... the worst he's just

00:51:17.619 --> 00:51:21.079
going for like he's just looking to nail all

00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:24.980
the hippie chicks who follow his stuff in the

00:51:24.980 --> 00:51:31.460
back of his painted van oh it's it's such a it's

00:51:31.460 --> 00:51:35.099
a gross gross rendition is it historical fiction

00:51:35.099 --> 00:51:40.059
or like is there Are they embellishing, or is

00:51:40.059 --> 00:51:42.659
there some proof to this? I sincerely hope they're

00:51:42.659 --> 00:51:44.860
embellishing. I like happy little trees, man.

00:51:45.019 --> 00:51:50.800
Bob Ross. Huh. Yeah, because he was like a killer

00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:56.059
in NAMM, and then he came back and realized that

00:51:56.059 --> 00:51:59.139
he didn't want that anymore, and he got his hair

00:51:59.139 --> 00:52:02.760
permed and then started painting. That afro's

00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:06.320
not natural? What did he look like before? That

00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:08.920
was not natural. I don't know. He was getting

00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:13.900
permed. It could have been natural. I mean, I'm

00:52:13.900 --> 00:52:16.019
sure you could look up Bob Ross without a fro.

00:52:16.579 --> 00:52:22.659
Bob Ross, no fro. Yeah. Just looks like a dude.

00:52:23.139 --> 00:52:26.820
Huh. You wouldn't recognize him without his afro.

00:52:27.980 --> 00:52:30.380
You just blend in. He's got the Johnny Bravo

00:52:30.380 --> 00:52:32.460
hair. Oh, you saw that military picture too?

00:52:32.739 --> 00:52:36.639
Mm -hmm. Yeah. The pompadour. He has now and

00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:40.579
has, well. Not now, but he has forever had an

00:52:40.579 --> 00:52:45.599
afro. It's a hill I will die on. Also, nepo babies

00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:49.340
that I'm against. Elking and Lily Rose Depp.

00:52:50.179 --> 00:52:54.039
Is that because of her nipples? I just also think

00:52:54.039 --> 00:52:58.559
that she can't act. I mean, she was pretty good

00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:03.760
in Nosferatu. I didn't see the... The movie that

00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:06.539
was completely obliterated by everyone that watched

00:53:06.539 --> 00:53:11.219
it with... Harley Quinn Smith? Weekend. Oh. So

00:53:11.219 --> 00:53:13.900
that's the one that I saw her in, and it was

00:53:13.900 --> 00:53:18.320
a TV show. Bad. Very bad. Neither of them should

00:53:18.320 --> 00:53:21.940
act in anything. Ever. Yes. It's called The Idol.

00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:23.719
I think they made it one season. I think it was

00:53:23.719 --> 00:53:27.019
in a movie with Jenna Ortega that was also just

00:53:27.019 --> 00:53:32.320
completely panned. Pammed? Or is it pammed? Panned?

00:53:32.840 --> 00:53:35.820
In case you're not feeling God in that Chili's.

00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:42.400
That was a Step Brothers reference. Because her

00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:47.320
name's Pam. And he says, Pan? Are you saying

00:53:47.320 --> 00:53:51.179
Pan? Oh. With a D? Yeah. What were we just talking

00:53:51.179 --> 00:53:54.679
about? Elking. Oh, yeah. What's wrong with Elking?

00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:57.840
Honestly, there's nothing specifically wrong

00:53:57.840 --> 00:54:00.139
with Elking. She just writes mediocre country

00:54:00.139 --> 00:54:05.300
music. And I'm also kind of tired of her dad.

00:54:06.260 --> 00:54:11.199
What's wrong with Rob? He's making America laugh

00:54:11.199 --> 00:54:14.659
again. Since his acting dried up because I almost

00:54:14.659 --> 00:54:16.679
said Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler stopped calling.

00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:19.860
He's just gotten real weird and political and

00:54:19.860 --> 00:54:23.719
I'm not here for it. He can do it. He can do

00:54:23.719 --> 00:54:26.920
it. No. His heyday was the early 2000s. Rob Schneider

00:54:26.920 --> 00:54:37.829
in Herbie Derby Herbie Derby. That needs to be

00:54:37.829 --> 00:54:44.670
the intro clip for the episode. No, I mean, I

00:54:44.670 --> 00:54:50.550
don't know. She was X's and O's. Was that a country

00:54:50.550 --> 00:54:54.349
song or did she make the switch? I think she

00:54:54.349 --> 00:54:56.829
didn't know what she was. or what she was trying

00:54:56.829 --> 00:54:59.010
to accomplish whenever she did X's and O's, and

00:54:59.010 --> 00:55:00.969
then she tried to go full country, and it's just

00:55:00.969 --> 00:55:04.969
not good. You never go full country. You never

00:55:04.969 --> 00:55:08.530
go full country. I mean, Taylor Swift went full

00:55:08.530 --> 00:55:11.369
country and went back. Okay, but did she go full

00:55:11.369 --> 00:55:14.909
country? Cowboy Carter was not a country album.

00:55:15.389 --> 00:55:17.750
It was not, but it won country album of the year.

00:55:18.050 --> 00:55:21.550
Explain that. Do you want to go in deep down

00:55:21.550 --> 00:55:23.429
the rabbit hole of the Illuminati? Because I

00:55:23.429 --> 00:55:25.809
will. I'm just kidding. I don't want to get docked

00:55:25.809 --> 00:55:28.190
this early on in the podcast. Oh, don't have

00:55:28.190 --> 00:55:30.550
us murdered, please. We're just trying to have

00:55:30.550 --> 00:55:34.190
fun. Oh, one thing I forgot to mention as far

00:55:34.190 --> 00:55:38.250
as generational nepotism are the Kennedys and

00:55:38.250 --> 00:55:40.130
the Bushes. How do you feel? How do you feel

00:55:40.130 --> 00:55:41.989
about the Kennedys and the Bushes? Do you think

00:55:41.989 --> 00:55:45.030
they deserve to be where they are currently still?

00:55:45.670 --> 00:55:49.369
No. Is Jeb retired? Surely he is, right? I think

00:55:49.369 --> 00:55:52.050
so, yeah. I mean, do we still hear things from

00:55:52.050 --> 00:55:55.440
the Bushes these days? I feel like after Jeb

00:55:55.440 --> 00:55:58.639
lost his presidential bid, there wasn't really

00:55:58.639 --> 00:56:01.679
a lot else that they did. I might be wrong. I

00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:04.059
don't know. I don't keep up super well with politics.

00:56:04.519 --> 00:56:07.019
You don't keep up with the Bushes? I don't keep

00:56:07.019 --> 00:56:09.199
up with the Bushes. It's 2020. We're not here

00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:13.539
for it anymore. As far as the Kennedys go, I

00:56:13.539 --> 00:56:15.940
think it's crazy that they have as much name

00:56:15.940 --> 00:56:18.460
recognition as they do, considering all of the

00:56:18.460 --> 00:56:21.019
people that made the name for the Kennedys have

00:56:21.019 --> 00:56:25.250
been dead for a long time now. Yeah, so I think

00:56:25.250 --> 00:56:30.389
that people look back at the, especially like

00:56:30.389 --> 00:56:37.789
the JFK era, and then Robert tried to take the

00:56:37.789 --> 00:56:42.510
place of JFK, and then he got taken out. So I

00:56:42.510 --> 00:56:46.849
think that it's always going to be a what -if

00:56:46.849 --> 00:56:49.309
type of scenario, because we don't know how that

00:56:49.309 --> 00:56:52.059
would have played out if he had survived. And

00:56:52.059 --> 00:56:53.980
I think that the reason that the Kennedys are

00:56:53.980 --> 00:56:57.179
still so, have such a stronghold now is because

00:56:57.179 --> 00:56:59.940
that there is a direct descendant of that what

00:56:59.940 --> 00:57:04.760
if in RFK Jr. And so I think that once he's gone,

00:57:04.880 --> 00:57:07.539
then I think that we will probably be done with

00:57:07.539 --> 00:57:11.300
the Kennedy line after him. But I think that

00:57:11.300 --> 00:57:14.159
that's why there's still such a fascination,

00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:18.719
I guess, with the Kennedys and just all the string

00:57:18.719 --> 00:57:22.340
of just bad decisions and bad luck. that family's

00:57:22.340 --> 00:57:25.219
had, and I think it kind of catapults them into

00:57:25.219 --> 00:57:31.460
a whole other realm of more mythical. Yeah, I

00:57:31.460 --> 00:57:34.659
could definitely see that. Just because of, what,

00:57:34.780 --> 00:57:40.599
JFK shot in Dallas, RFK shot in, was that L .A.?

00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:45.820
L .A., yeah. What was that hotel? I don't remember.

00:57:45.940 --> 00:57:50.710
Oh, man. Around the tip of my tongue. I fairly

00:57:50.710 --> 00:57:54.969
recently listened to Tom O 'Neill's book, Chaos,

00:57:55.210 --> 00:57:59.250
which is mostly about Manson, but it was how

00:57:59.250 --> 00:58:03.329
Manson tied into MKUltra, the Kennedy assassination,

00:58:03.530 --> 00:58:07.510
and how he, I think he was somewhat related to

00:58:07.510 --> 00:58:10.449
the other Kennedy assassination. It's a very

00:58:10.449 --> 00:58:12.989
interesting book. The man reading it is a little

00:58:12.989 --> 00:58:15.030
hard to listen to, but I definitely recommend

00:58:15.030 --> 00:58:18.889
it. Ambassador O'Dell. Yeah. No, that's definitely

00:58:18.889 --> 00:58:21.650
something that I want to get into at some point,

00:58:21.710 --> 00:58:27.389
the MKUltra, Kennedy stuff. Maybe we can get

00:58:27.389 --> 00:58:30.929
Nate on. Yeah, he's got thoughts. He's the reason

00:58:30.929 --> 00:58:35.610
that I listen to Chaos. Yeah. That was a podcast

00:58:35.610 --> 00:58:38.710
that he listened to with Tom O 'Neill. And then

00:58:38.710 --> 00:58:41.289
as far as the Bushes go, I think that we are,

00:58:41.449 --> 00:58:44.630
I think we're done with that era. I think part

00:58:44.630 --> 00:58:49.559
of it is because the... Line of Bushes, H .W.

00:58:49.820 --> 00:58:56.360
No, W. W. George W. Bush. He had girls. And so

00:58:56.360 --> 00:59:00.059
not saying women can't be in politics, but men

00:59:00.059 --> 00:59:02.179
are more likely to be in politics. And since

00:59:02.179 --> 00:59:04.619
he had no sons, then they didn't feel. Plus,

00:59:04.619 --> 00:59:07.440
one of them is, isn't one of them on with Hoda

00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:10.619
now? Yeah, Jenna Bush Hagar. And then the other

00:59:10.619 --> 00:59:13.260
one is just off doing her thing out of the limelight.

00:59:13.300 --> 00:59:16.269
And so we've seen the end of the Bush era. Or

00:59:16.269 --> 00:59:21.389
the Bush dynasty. And probably once RFK kicks

00:59:21.389 --> 00:59:24.090
it, then we'll see the end of the Kennedy dynasty.

00:59:24.610 --> 00:59:27.789
Who's going to be the next? I don't think it'll

00:59:27.789 --> 00:59:37.730
be the Trumps. Barron. In his suitcase? Oh, that's

00:59:37.730 --> 00:59:40.369
a scary looking kid. Dude, I don't know how old

00:59:40.369 --> 00:59:43.329
he is. I think he's 19 now. 18. But he's like

00:59:43.329 --> 00:59:46.840
7 foot 7. Yeah. and just stare right through

00:59:46.840 --> 00:59:49.780
you. The lights are on, but nobody's home. But

00:59:49.780 --> 00:59:54.000
I think that's, I had a few stragglers. Briefly

00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:57.400
mentioned Allison Williams. John David Washington.

00:59:57.820 --> 01:00:00.900
Yeah. He's a good one. He's a good actor. I liked

01:00:00.900 --> 01:00:04.760
him in Tenet. Denzel's son. Yeah, he was, the

01:00:04.760 --> 01:00:08.840
first time I saw him was in Ballers on HBO with

01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:11.159
The Rock. Yeah. He's a football player, and The

01:00:11.159 --> 01:00:16.360
Rock was like a player agent. He was real good

01:00:16.360 --> 01:00:19.199
in that. I had no idea who he was until after

01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:21.320
I finished watching that show. And then, oh,

01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:25.079
that's Denzel's kid. Margaret Qualley. I like

01:00:25.079 --> 01:00:28.179
her. Yeah. She's got a lot of range. Yeah. She's

01:00:28.179 --> 01:00:31.420
doing good. I think one of her first bigger roles

01:00:31.420 --> 01:00:36.079
was Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. And then she's

01:00:36.079 --> 01:00:39.139
had pretty good stuff ever since then. Zooey

01:00:39.139 --> 01:00:44.219
Deschanel. Did you know that? I did. Behind the

01:00:44.219 --> 01:00:45.559
scenes people. Yeah, I was about to say they're

01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:48.260
filmmakers, right? Yeah. And then her sister,

01:00:48.500 --> 01:00:54.519
Bones Lady. Emily. Are they full sisters or half

01:00:54.519 --> 01:00:56.559
sisters? I think they're full sisters. They look

01:00:56.559 --> 01:00:58.800
a lot alike. Not that this necessarily means

01:00:58.800 --> 01:01:03.000
anything. Emma Roberts. She's fine. I like her

01:01:03.000 --> 01:01:07.079
in the spooky stuff. Screaming Queens, American

01:01:07.079 --> 01:01:09.260
Horror Story. I liked her in We're the Millers.

01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:11.940
I don't like what I've heard about her interactions

01:01:11.940 --> 01:01:15.280
with Evan Peters. Sure. Yeah. But Hey, that's

01:01:15.280 --> 01:01:17.179
their business. I think that's all I got for

01:01:17.179 --> 01:01:20.280
you. I had a couple more like middle of the road.

01:01:20.300 --> 01:01:24.440
Neville babies. Okay. Uh, Nick cage, a Coppola.

01:01:24.539 --> 01:01:27.599
He's a Coppola. I do love that. He's not called

01:01:27.599 --> 01:01:29.920
a Coppola because I feel like that would limit

01:01:29.920 --> 01:01:33.099
his. Yeah. I think that would limit his ability

01:01:33.099 --> 01:01:35.960
to take certain roles. And those roles are what

01:01:35.960 --> 01:01:39.059
makes Nick cage, Nick cage. When he screams open

01:01:39.059 --> 01:01:42.539
it 15 times. That's not Coppola behavior. If

01:01:42.539 --> 01:01:45.039
you haven't watched that video, definitely recommend

01:01:45.039 --> 01:01:51.199
it. It is unhinged. And The Hudsons. And check

01:01:51.199 --> 01:01:54.420
out Long Legs. And Long Legs, yeah. Terrifying

01:01:54.420 --> 01:01:57.340
movie. The Hudsons, yes. I used to listen to

01:01:57.340 --> 01:02:02.000
a podcast that Oliver had with Joe Buck. Who's

01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:05.659
Joe Buck? He's a sports announcer. He works with

01:02:05.659 --> 01:02:08.519
Troy Aikman on... I think they're on Amazon now.

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No, really interesting stuff. His dad was also

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a sports announcer and all around not a very

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stand -up dude. But he gets into a lot of that

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and abandonment issues that he had with his dad

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growing up and stuff like that. Daddy issues

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is what it's called. Check it out. Oliver Hudson

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also has daddy issues with... Kurt Russell. No.

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No, that's his stepdad. Yeah. Bill Hudson. Yeah.

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Yeah, with him and Kate's actual dad. And it's

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some pretty interesting stuff. Yeah, and then

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he talks about how Kurt Russell took him in and

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just the relationship that they have now. How

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do I feel about... I like Kate Hudson. She was

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super in the rom -com stuff in the early 2000s,

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especially with Matthew McConaughey. No, that

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was Sarah Jessica Parker. What was the other

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one? How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Yeah. And

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then Fool's Gold. Yeah. Also with McConaughey.

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I really liked McConaughey's rom -com era. I

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did too. She wasn't very good in Glass Onion,

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but I think that no one in that movie was very

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good. It just wasn't a great movie. No. I had

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high hopes for it. Knives Out was great. It was

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so good. I hope the third one is decent. I like

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those whodunits. Yeah. What about Wyatt? I don't

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know. I like him. He was good in his episode

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of Black Mirror. He was in Black Mirror? I haven't

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seen the last couple seasons. He was the shining

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light in the Falcon and the Winter Soldier on

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Disney+. I've heard good things about him in

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Thunderbolts. I don't know. I just feel like...

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Is he Goldie Hawn's son? Is he their son together?

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I think so, yeah. Oh. I don't know. I just felt

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like he just came out of nowhere. Like you'd

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always known that Kate Hudson and Oliver Hudson

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were Kurt Russell's stepchildren. But then all

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of a sudden there's just Wyatt Russell and now

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he's in stuff. And I don't know if that was by

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his choice or just, I don't know. Following in

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the family line. Yeah. I think that's kind of

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how like Elizabeth Olsen and... Elle Fanning

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worked. It was eventually they just decided to

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follow in their siblings' footsteps. Might as

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well. You have a leg up. Also, yes, Wyatt Russell

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is Kurt Russell in Goldie Hawn's Kid. Well, it's

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so weird how he just started being in stuff recently.

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Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Do you have

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any words of wisdom to end this episode? With.

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Today. Words of wisdom? No. Do you have any closing

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statements to end this episode with? Today. I

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thought of something while I was watching Idiocracy

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last night and I've lost it. Remember to drink

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your water. Like out the toilet. That's all I

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got. You got anything for us? Hmm. Just remember,

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if you become successful without being a Nepo

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baby, that makes you better than everyone else.

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And on that, we're out. Peace out, Girl Scouts.