WEBVTT 00:00:01.889 --> 00:00:05.610 I always assumed that it was like a hide -the 00:00:05.610 --> 00:00:08.289 -snossage kind of situation. Like the night's 00:00:08.289 --> 00:00:11.429 going great and then at the end of the night, 00:00:11.509 --> 00:00:15.250 all of a sudden, you're having brats instead 00:00:15.250 --> 00:00:20.829 of tacos, you know what I mean? Welcome to the 00:00:20.829 --> 00:00:31.190 show, people. Welcome to the show. Eat my shorts. 00:00:33.710 --> 00:00:39.090 So here is to conversation. Tranquility base 00:00:39.090 --> 00:01:06.439 here. Vehicle has landed. to Cash Exchange. What's 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:08.700 up? Welcome. How's good old Austin treating you? 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:13.739 It is great. I left work the other day at four 00:01:13.739 --> 00:01:15.680 o 'clock in the afternoon. My car read that it 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:19.579 was 112 degrees and it was bad enough that whenever 00:01:19.579 --> 00:01:22.359 I sat down in my car, I had to stand back up 00:01:22.359 --> 00:01:25.400 and stand outside of my car as it aired out because 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:29.239 I think I seared my thighs. Do you have the remote 00:01:29.239 --> 00:01:34.730 start on your car? I do not. No? Oh. No. What? 00:01:35.450 --> 00:01:38.450 Was your car made, like, in the 90s? You had 00:01:38.450 --> 00:01:40.829 to crank the windows, too? I miss the little 00:01:40.829 --> 00:01:43.730 window cranks. Let me guess. Your car doesn't 00:01:43.730 --> 00:01:47.109 even stop running at every red light? It doesn't 00:01:47.109 --> 00:01:49.629 need to. You can't hear it turn on. You would 00:01:49.629 --> 00:01:53.409 never know if it was off. Oh, so the reason you 00:01:53.409 --> 00:01:56.930 don't have a remote start is because of... Because 00:01:56.930 --> 00:01:58.629 I care about the environment. Yeah, because of 00:01:58.629 --> 00:02:02.390 that hippy, hippy -dippy nonsense. Mm -hmm. Okay. 00:02:02.450 --> 00:02:05.189 You've known me for 26 years now. You know I'm 00:02:05.189 --> 00:02:08.030 all about hippy -dippy nonsense. Yeah, that's 00:02:08.030 --> 00:02:11.689 true. All right, today's episode for you. I'll 00:02:11.689 --> 00:02:14.870 admit... What do you got? It's a bit of a stretch. 00:02:15.569 --> 00:02:17.610 So if you don't get it... Haven't they all been? 00:02:18.030 --> 00:02:23.530 I haven't had a single person who sees my Instagram 00:02:23.530 --> 00:02:27.210 hints that drop on usually Tuesdays. This week 00:02:27.210 --> 00:02:30.949 it's going to be Wednesday at Cash Exchange Podcast. 00:02:31.770 --> 00:02:34.330 On Instagram. 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I've always 00:02:59.430 --> 00:03:01.840 wanted to see one of those in action. carrier 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:04.560 pigeon uh tell you what if you want to start 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:07.580 sending us stuff i'll go set up a p .o box send 00:03:07.580 --> 00:03:10.919 us a squire with some parchment tell us how you 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:15.159 really feel uh okay your three things today are 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:19.199 madam webb the incredible movie classic film 00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:23.400 starring dakota johnson sydney sweeney who is 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:28.039 i'm sorry what who else is in that movie what 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:31.580 do you mean I mean, you gave me so much grief 00:03:31.580 --> 00:03:33.580 the last time that we had a conversation about 00:03:33.580 --> 00:03:35.780 Madam Webb because the only two people that I 00:03:35.780 --> 00:03:38.139 knew the names of were Sidney Sweeney and Dakota 00:03:38.139 --> 00:03:41.800 Johnson. Who were the other two? I don't think 00:03:41.800 --> 00:03:45.740 that I should have to answer that to hide your 00:03:45.740 --> 00:03:50.860 covert racism. Uh -huh. Sure. Blame me. Yeah. 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:57.360 So, Madam Webb. Madam Webb, the great film heavily 00:03:57.360 --> 00:04:00.919 sponsored by... Pepsi. Hashtag, this isn't sponsored. 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:04.300 Are we also, I was about to say. No. No, and 00:04:04.300 --> 00:04:05.879 I think those other two names that you were looking 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:12.479 for are, off the top of my head, Isabella Merced 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:17.339 and Celeste O 'Connor. Yeah, that sounds right. 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:21.980 Impressive. Just pulled those out of the old 00:04:21.980 --> 00:04:26.160 noodle. Yep, and not anywhere else. Uh -huh. 00:04:27.139 --> 00:04:31.899 Okay. So, Madam Web, internet meltdowns. Okay. 00:04:32.100 --> 00:04:35.139 And doesn't have to be Karen. It can be any kind 00:04:35.139 --> 00:04:38.759 of internet meltdown. Karen, Ken. I think it's 00:04:38.759 --> 00:04:40.720 better if we don't throw Karens under the bus 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:42.899 on this one. We'll lose one of our five followers. 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:47.079 Is Karen taboo? Is that one of those words you 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:50.819 can't say? I think it's a matter of perspective, 00:04:50.899 --> 00:04:53.959 and from the perspective of one of our original 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:57.509 listeners, yes. If you use it in that context, 00:04:57.730 --> 00:05:00.290 despite the fact that it is her name and it has 00:05:00.290 --> 00:05:03.290 been her name for a very long time. That is correct. 00:05:03.430 --> 00:05:06.470 And she'll tell you that ad nauseum that she 00:05:06.470 --> 00:05:10.550 was Karen before Karens were a Karen. I don't 00:05:10.550 --> 00:05:14.629 think that that's true. Because I think the concept 00:05:14.629 --> 00:05:16.889 of a Karen has been around for quite some time. 00:05:17.810 --> 00:05:19.910 Have you ever met a Ken, a Karen's counterpart? 00:05:20.659 --> 00:05:24.399 Is that what a Karen's counterpart is? Because 00:05:24.399 --> 00:05:27.639 I don't feel like it should be Kin. Well, I think 00:05:27.639 --> 00:05:33.740 that it was until Ryan Gosling came in and saved 00:05:33.740 --> 00:05:37.500 the day for Kins all over the world. He reclaimed 00:05:37.500 --> 00:05:41.740 the name. He redefined what a Kin was. I see 00:05:41.740 --> 00:05:43.879 Kins a little bit differently. I think of Kins 00:05:43.879 --> 00:05:46.610 as like the... It's the quote from the Barbie 00:05:46.610 --> 00:05:48.670 movie where it's like, Ken can't have a good 00:05:48.670 --> 00:05:50.850 day unless Barbie looks at him. I think of them 00:05:50.850 --> 00:05:52.529 as those kind of guys. So just like the puppy 00:05:52.529 --> 00:05:54.850 dog? Not the ones that are... Yes. Yeah. Okay. 00:05:55.230 --> 00:05:58.949 But as far as... I think it's Chad's. Chad's 00:05:58.949 --> 00:06:01.550 are more... I think Chad's are the... Chad's 00:06:01.550 --> 00:06:04.589 aren't the ones instigating arguments. Chad's 00:06:04.589 --> 00:06:08.810 want to just live their best bro life. Yeah. 00:06:09.610 --> 00:06:15.490 Yeah, like... Wasn't Pete Davidson? Didn't he 00:06:15.490 --> 00:06:17.550 have a character that was named Chad? And he 00:06:17.550 --> 00:06:20.670 was just like, oh, uh -huh. Oh, cool. No matter 00:06:20.670 --> 00:06:23.569 what happened around him or what he said, everything 00:06:23.569 --> 00:06:26.170 was just real chill. Yes. I don't know if you've 00:06:26.170 --> 00:06:28.910 ever met a Chad. I've never met a Chad who is 00:06:28.910 --> 00:06:32.810 a shred of level -headed. That's okay. I'll give 00:06:32.810 --> 00:06:36.970 you that. Yeah. Okay. Maybe it's Karen's and 00:06:36.970 --> 00:06:40.670 Chad's. I think it's Karen's and Chad's. Quick 00:06:40.670 --> 00:06:45.339 tangent while we're on the topic of Ken. One 00:06:45.339 --> 00:06:48.379 of the things that my kids have recently started 00:06:48.379 --> 00:06:51.079 doing is just to do a vibe check, just to see 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:56.600 how your day was and really get a good sense 00:06:56.600 --> 00:07:02.040 of where you are mentally and emotionally. They'll 00:07:02.040 --> 00:07:04.620 just check in. Hey, have you felt the Kinergy 00:07:04.620 --> 00:07:10.019 today? And I love it. It's the best. That's so 00:07:10.019 --> 00:07:13.230 cute. I am definitely going to be using that 00:07:13.230 --> 00:07:15.149 in my everyday life. All right, Madam Web. I'm 00:07:15.149 --> 00:07:18.269 feeling the energy today. Internet meltdowns. 00:07:18.790 --> 00:07:25.350 Sermon farts. Excuse me? Sermon farts. You're 00:07:25.350 --> 00:07:29.829 sitting in the chair, in the pew, what have you, 00:07:29.829 --> 00:07:32.750 on a Sunday. You're listening to the good word. 00:07:32.910 --> 00:07:36.569 Start off your week right. I don't know, Pastor 00:07:36.569 --> 00:07:40.120 Bill's up there and just... preaching the good 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:43.740 word and then all of a sudden just a it's it's 00:07:43.740 --> 00:07:46.600 never egregious like there's never one where 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:48.680 you felt like they probably should have left 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:53.480 and had someone else take over but it's just 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:55.360 it's a little it's a little the little subtle 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:59.620 things that you pick up on that uh wait so if 00:07:59.620 --> 00:08:01.540 it's not the big egregious ones do you still 00:08:01.540 --> 00:08:05.279 hear them or are they just like emotional farts 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:09.490 it's a great question and i appreciate you For 00:08:09.490 --> 00:08:12.550 being willing to go there. It's nonverbal. It's 00:08:12.550 --> 00:08:15.449 body language. I think farts are supposed to 00:08:15.449 --> 00:08:19.170 be nonverbal. I don't know. I don't know. I've 00:08:19.170 --> 00:08:22.430 heard some sounded like Satan was talking. But 00:08:22.430 --> 00:08:26.430 no, I just think that maybe like if you're an 00:08:26.430 --> 00:08:32.409 experienced orator, if you are well versed in 00:08:32.409 --> 00:08:34.809 what you're reading, then there shouldn't be 00:08:34.809 --> 00:08:40.039 any like unexpected pauses. Unless it's following 00:08:40.039 --> 00:08:43.899 a joke that you just made, the most softball 00:08:43.899 --> 00:08:46.779 of a joke, and you're just waiting for your congregation 00:08:46.779 --> 00:08:51.259 to bust out in laughter. I mean, just like, and 00:08:51.259 --> 00:08:55.379 on the seventh day, the Lord said that he was 00:08:55.379 --> 00:08:59.259 going to, something like that. Like, what are 00:08:59.259 --> 00:09:00.799 you going to do? Just sit up there? Just let 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:04.360 it brew? You've got to excise it. You've got 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:06.350 to get those demons out of there. Does that mean 00:09:06.350 --> 00:09:08.490 that every, you think of every public speaker, 00:09:08.570 --> 00:09:14.149 if they take a break, is just like farting? I'm 00:09:14.149 --> 00:09:17.950 sure there's a super cut of just people in the 00:09:17.950 --> 00:09:23.110 middle of these discussions, these debates, and 00:09:23.110 --> 00:09:26.330 just, in fact, I think there was one, if it wasn't 00:09:26.330 --> 00:09:31.389 this election season, it was the first Trump 00:09:31.389 --> 00:09:35.240 election season. Or I guess he's been in all 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:38.279 three. He's been in the past three. I don't know. 00:09:38.399 --> 00:09:40.480 It was one of them. I don't think it was this 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:42.500 one. It was another one. But there was an audible 00:09:42.500 --> 00:09:49.700 expulsion. And it was a big talking point for 00:09:49.700 --> 00:09:55.259 a day until something else crazy happened. I'm 00:09:55.259 --> 00:09:58.419 surprised that it took 24 hours for it to have 00:09:58.419 --> 00:10:00.000 been old news. It might not have. It might not 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:03.840 have. I don't know. Also, for the record. I'm 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:07.019 sure you don't mean that it was egregious enough 00:10:07.019 --> 00:10:10.039 that you would necessarily notice. But in my 00:10:10.039 --> 00:10:12.940 head, I'm picturing a toddler whenever they just 00:10:12.940 --> 00:10:16.080 look really focused on something and you know 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:17.919 that they're pooping themselves. That's what 00:10:17.919 --> 00:10:21.179 I'm picturing for the pastor that you're talking 00:10:21.179 --> 00:10:26.159 about. Am I going to hell for that? Quite possibly. 00:10:26.820 --> 00:10:29.419 But that is one of the most... I had a good run. 00:10:30.539 --> 00:10:33.960 That is one of the most jarring things that you'll 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:37.539 ever see is a toddler that is in the middle of 00:10:37.539 --> 00:10:40.080 just doing something and then all of a sudden 00:10:40.080 --> 00:10:44.539 scrunches up their face and then you get slapped 00:10:44.539 --> 00:10:50.039 in the face by the smell of death from this perfect 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:55.879 creature. Or if you're a congregant in the middle 00:10:55.879 --> 00:11:00.350 of hearing about Leviticus. Just fire and brimstone. 00:11:00.370 --> 00:11:03.230 Just all of a sudden. Whoa. Whoa, this is a 4D 00:11:03.230 --> 00:11:10.730 sermon. Ugh. Gross. Is that sulfur? It's like 00:11:10.730 --> 00:11:14.610 the Rugrats movie. Rugrats go wild. They have 00:11:14.610 --> 00:11:19.210 the little scratch and sniff thing. Oh, man. 00:11:19.330 --> 00:11:22.730 Anyway. Anyway. Okay. Madam Web. Madam Web. Internet 00:11:22.730 --> 00:11:25.210 meltdowns. Sermon farts. Internet meltdowns. 00:11:25.289 --> 00:11:29.539 Sermon farts. See, you almost had me at like 00:11:29.539 --> 00:11:35.659 Madam Web and internet meltdowns because they're 00:11:35.659 --> 00:11:37.659 like things that went viral on the internet. 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:39.899 I mean, I guess sermon farts could be one too. 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:42.500 Things that go viral on the internet. Close. 00:11:42.639 --> 00:11:44.659 That's my final answer. Close. That's where I'm 00:11:44.659 --> 00:11:48.639 going. No, it's things that are not meant to 00:11:48.639 --> 00:11:53.700 be funny. It's things that were intended for... 00:11:54.330 --> 00:11:59.610 Like a serious tone, maybe like a sexy tone. 00:12:00.429 --> 00:12:05.289 Which, by the way, out of context, quote -unquote 00:12:05.289 --> 00:12:09.710 sexy things are ridiculous. And they're all hilarious. 00:12:10.730 --> 00:12:13.070 I think in context, a lot of sexy things are 00:12:13.070 --> 00:12:15.730 ridiculous. I mean, I guess it would depend on 00:12:15.730 --> 00:12:17.789 how much you appreciate the person saying them. 00:12:19.350 --> 00:12:23.139 But I think even if it's the person... the one 00:12:23.139 --> 00:12:26.360 person in this world meant for you, I still think 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:29.179 that if you take something they said when they 00:12:29.179 --> 00:12:33.820 were trying to be, show their admiration in one 00:12:33.820 --> 00:12:38.220 sense or another, and you just put it in every 00:12:38.220 --> 00:12:41.659 day, hey, so did you take out the trash today? 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:45.419 Oh, must have forgot. But you know what I was 00:12:45.419 --> 00:12:48.700 thinking? I don't want you to finish that sentence. 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:50.139 I don't want to know what you were thinking. 00:12:51.120 --> 00:12:54.639 I'm just going to put a stop to that. So not 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:57.059 viral moments. That would be ridiculous. And 00:12:57.059 --> 00:13:01.740 this episode is going to be geared more towards 00:13:01.740 --> 00:13:04.840 songs, either just complete out of pocket lines 00:13:04.840 --> 00:13:10.500 that have no business being in the song or just 00:13:10.500 --> 00:13:15.120 the entire song in general is just this song 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:20.179 did not have the intention that you wanted it 00:13:20.179 --> 00:13:24.320 to. Okay. So one of the most, I think one of 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:32.600 the most popular examples of this is in Backstreet's 00:13:32.600 --> 00:13:35.539 Back by the Backstreet Boys. You're stealing 00:13:35.539 --> 00:13:39.019 mine. Okay. How dare you? Okay. No, no, that's 00:13:39.019 --> 00:13:41.059 fine. That's fine. You can have that one because 00:13:41.059 --> 00:13:43.399 I have another one that is also just as egregious. 00:13:44.259 --> 00:13:46.659 Yeah. And this one I actually get the intent 00:13:46.659 --> 00:13:50.039 of, unlike the Backstreet Boys one. But this 00:13:50.039 --> 00:13:54.100 one is Spice Girls, Wannabe. Okay. If you want 00:13:54.100 --> 00:13:56.320 to be my lover, you got to get with my friends. 00:13:56.740 --> 00:13:59.759 I understand the intention behind it. The intention 00:13:59.759 --> 00:14:04.440 is, hey, if we're going to work, then you have 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:06.740 to have great relationships with all my friends, 00:14:06.759 --> 00:14:09.639 too. Sure. That's the weird part of that. Out 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:12.200 of context, you want to get with my friends. 00:14:12.220 --> 00:14:15.019 If you want to be my lover, you got to get with 00:14:15.019 --> 00:14:18.000 my friends. It just seems like she's inviting 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:21.639 him to an orgy. She only wants to be with homie 00:14:21.639 --> 00:14:25.279 hoppers. That's unfortunate. That is a bold choice. 00:14:25.700 --> 00:14:28.919 And that line has always bothered me. Even like, 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:32.019 well, that song came out probably like late 90s, 00:14:32.019 --> 00:14:36.200 99, 98 maybe. But even then, hearing it, I just 00:14:36.200 --> 00:14:40.679 thought that was such an odd line. I don't think 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:42.299 I've ever thought of that song in that context. 00:14:42.539 --> 00:14:46.220 Of like that, I guess, particular. Little like 00:14:46.220 --> 00:14:49.320 bit of lyrics. I mean, it totally makes sense 00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:53.299 as a you have to have or a person that you're 00:14:53.299 --> 00:14:55.379 dating has to get along with your friends. But 00:14:55.379 --> 00:15:00.639 I can also very much see the orgy angle, I guess. 00:15:01.460 --> 00:15:09.419 We come as a package deal. Boo! Oh, that was 00:15:09.419 --> 00:15:11.940 a total accident. That was a total accident. 00:15:12.840 --> 00:15:19.120 Uh -huh. Yeah, I'm going to have to marinate 00:15:19.120 --> 00:15:20.980 with that one for a little bit. I don't think 00:15:20.980 --> 00:15:23.500 Wannabe is going to play the same anymore. No. 00:15:24.139 --> 00:15:26.940 But then there's also... So this would have been 00:15:26.940 --> 00:15:29.740 around the same time that a song by Shania Twain 00:15:29.740 --> 00:15:33.919 came out. And I remember this vividly. It's You're 00:15:33.919 --> 00:15:38.899 Still the One. So it's a song with a woman. It's 00:15:38.899 --> 00:15:41.620 about a woman and a man. And they're singing 00:15:41.620 --> 00:15:43.559 about different aspects of their relationship. 00:15:44.879 --> 00:15:47.720 And it should be a duet, but it's not. It's just 00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:50.720 Shania Twain. But anyways, in the chorus, it's... 00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:54.740 You're still the one I run to, blah, blah, blah, 00:15:54.820 --> 00:16:01.440 blah. And the one that I belong to. But for I 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:04.100 don't know how many years, I thought it was the 00:16:04.100 --> 00:16:10.580 woman I belong to. And so I was taken aback. 00:16:11.129 --> 00:16:13.629 That this lesbian just had a country song on 00:16:13.629 --> 00:16:17.409 the radio. I mean, who knows what she is these 00:16:17.409 --> 00:16:22.049 days because it's all over the place. Am I behind 00:16:22.049 --> 00:16:27.250 on the Shania Twain lore? Apparently Emily caught 00:16:27.250 --> 00:16:31.289 the tail end of her being good before she just 00:16:31.289 --> 00:16:33.929 went off the rails. I think she might be a little 00:16:33.929 --> 00:16:35.269 better now because I think she might have gotten 00:16:35.269 --> 00:16:38.970 some feedback saying, hey, let's tone it down 00:16:38.970 --> 00:16:42.429 a little bit. Yeah, for a second there, she was 00:16:42.429 --> 00:16:46.389 all over the place. Yeah, I guess I'll have to 00:16:46.389 --> 00:16:49.929 do a little deep dive. Yeah, and also look into 00:16:49.929 --> 00:16:53.570 her lesbianism on country radio in the late 90s, 00:16:53.590 --> 00:16:56.590 which would be something to be proud of, because 00:16:56.590 --> 00:16:58.370 I don't think there was anyone else that could 00:16:58.370 --> 00:17:06.809 have done that. There was one singer who had 00:17:06.809 --> 00:17:09.920 a hit song on country radio. Early 2000s, late 00:17:09.920 --> 00:17:12.960 90s. Came out as a lesbian. Career completely 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:20.059 over. Hey, it's unintentionally funny. Probably 00:17:20.059 --> 00:17:23.039 wasn't funny for her. That was the Rosemary's 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:26.359 granddaughter girl, right? Was it? I don't know. 00:17:26.500 --> 00:17:29.039 I think so. She was a one -hit wonder. The song 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:32.000 she had was big. Like, it was big. And then just, 00:17:32.099 --> 00:17:37.180 I'm a lesbian. Oh, never mind. Gone. I mean. 00:17:38.180 --> 00:17:41.220 It's 2025. Beyonce can win country album of the 00:17:41.220 --> 00:17:43.200 year. There are no rules. There are no rules. 00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:45.880 Chapel Roan took the O out of country music. 00:17:46.460 --> 00:17:51.380 Did you ever listen to Chapel Roan? Yeah. Have 00:17:51.380 --> 00:17:53.619 you listened to The Giver, the country song she 00:17:53.619 --> 00:17:56.920 put out? I heard it on SNL, and I think that 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:59.440 was the only time versus maybe some clips on 00:17:59.440 --> 00:18:05.049 TikTok a couple times. Yeah. It's a... It's an 00:18:05.049 --> 00:18:07.549 interesting one. It's a country lesbian anthem, 00:18:07.609 --> 00:18:12.210 isn't it? It is, indeed. Yeah. Good for her. 00:18:13.190 --> 00:18:16.609 See? Progress. I don't know how to look this 00:18:16.609 --> 00:18:18.650 up, so my search history now includes country 00:18:18.650 --> 00:18:23.150 music lesbian. Brandi Carlile is gay. What? You 00:18:23.150 --> 00:18:26.089 didn't know that? No. I don't really listen to 00:18:26.089 --> 00:18:29.250 a lot of Brandi Carlile. Me either. Not because 00:18:29.250 --> 00:18:33.210 she's gay. Lesbian icon. Just because. Not my 00:18:33.210 --> 00:18:37.480 jam. But it wasn't Brandi Carlile. Wilma Burgess. 00:18:37.900 --> 00:18:41.680 Katie Lang. Katie Lang kind of sounds familiar. 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:45.119 That name sounds familiar. She's Canadian and 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:48.920 looks exactly how I would think she would. Shelly 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:53.319 Wright is her name. Shelly Wright. What was her 00:18:53.319 --> 00:18:56.880 one song? If I could spell it right. Shelly Wright. 00:18:58.079 --> 00:19:01.940 Single white female. which is funny because that's 00:19:01.940 --> 00:19:04.859 about her putting an ad in the newspaper trying 00:19:04.859 --> 00:19:09.660 to find a man. Oh, okay. Irony. Interesting. 00:19:09.960 --> 00:19:13.700 Okay. I'll tell you what, the floor is yours. 00:19:13.900 --> 00:19:17.980 Go ahead, take the Backstreet Boys. All right, 00:19:18.059 --> 00:19:21.259 so the reason that we originally brought up the 00:19:21.259 --> 00:19:23.779 topic of weird lyrics was because of one particular 00:19:23.779 --> 00:19:26.480 thing that has always just sounded so bizarre 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:29.809 to me, and it's in Backstreet's Back. In the 00:19:29.809 --> 00:19:33.150 song, it's a whole call and response thing. And 00:19:33.150 --> 00:19:37.990 one of the lines is, am I sexual? Which is just 00:19:37.990 --> 00:19:41.170 a strange thing to ask the homies. I say that 00:19:41.170 --> 00:19:41.930 in my mirror every morning. If that's a question 00:19:41.930 --> 00:19:44.650 that you have to ask, do you? I have to say yes 00:19:44.650 --> 00:19:48.490 before I leave. You have to say yes? It's not, 00:19:48.589 --> 00:19:53.410 yeah. You have to do the whole thing. Come on. 00:19:54.910 --> 00:19:57.930 Yeah. Okay, fine. No, I'll... I'll try that. 00:19:57.970 --> 00:20:00.170 Maybe that'll boost me up even higher tomorrow. 00:20:02.549 --> 00:20:04.690 Yeah, you got to step up your game. But I've 00:20:04.690 --> 00:20:09.250 never looked at my boys and even like, okay, 00:20:09.349 --> 00:20:12.269 let me lay out a scenario for you. You're just, 00:20:12.369 --> 00:20:14.869 you're getting ready for a date. You got some 00:20:14.869 --> 00:20:17.230 guys over. Y 'all are just talking about it. 00:20:17.269 --> 00:20:21.690 Y 'all are just shooting the breeze until it's 00:20:21.690 --> 00:20:24.869 time for you to head out. And then you come up 00:20:24.869 --> 00:20:27.859 to your fellas. You're like, hey, man. Do I look 00:20:27.859 --> 00:20:31.220 good? Does this outfit work? Am I rocking this? 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:35.259 Those are fine. Those are fine. But then when 00:20:35.259 --> 00:20:37.960 you cross the line, you know, I really like this 00:20:37.960 --> 00:20:41.000 woman. I really hope it works out. I guess, like, 00:20:41.079 --> 00:20:45.480 am I sexual? Do you think that's a conversation 00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:47.539 that happens more in 2020? Is that something 00:20:47.539 --> 00:20:51.480 that I'm exuding to the people around me? If 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:53.480 you didn't know me, would you look at me and 00:20:53.480 --> 00:21:01.339 say, ooh, that guy is sexual? Yeah. It's never 00:21:01.339 --> 00:21:04.299 happened. It's never happened. I want to know 00:21:04.299 --> 00:21:06.839 what the writing process looks like. Well, I 00:21:06.839 --> 00:21:09.920 can't speak for the Backstreet Boys, but it was 00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:13.039 pretty similar. They had many similarities to 00:21:13.039 --> 00:21:15.700 NSYNC. And NSYNC, their biggest hits were just 00:21:15.700 --> 00:21:18.059 written by some Swedish dudes. Milli Vanilli? 00:21:18.299 --> 00:21:20.440 Are they Swedish? Are they Swedish? They were 00:21:20.440 --> 00:21:23.160 German? Something like that. I think they were 00:21:23.160 --> 00:21:25.880 German. R .I .P. to Milli or Vanilli. One of 00:21:25.880 --> 00:21:29.309 them. Or is it both of them now? Both. Both of 00:21:29.309 --> 00:21:32.130 them? Yeah. R .I .P. to Millie and Vanilli. R 00:21:32.130 --> 00:21:34.710 .I .P. to Millie and Vanilli. Moment of silence. 00:21:35.410 --> 00:21:38.910 Okay. All right. So what's your next one? It's 00:21:38.910 --> 00:21:42.089 just silly. It's silly. You're not asking your 00:21:42.089 --> 00:21:45.369 boys, are you sexual? And your boys aren't responding 00:21:45.369 --> 00:21:51.309 in unison. Am I sexual? Yeah. Okay. So this one. 00:21:51.970 --> 00:21:55.079 This one. It has a funny backstory. I don't think 00:21:55.079 --> 00:21:57.019 it really fits in a song that was meant to be 00:21:57.019 --> 00:22:01.960 serious, but it is a song that is, it got radio 00:22:01.960 --> 00:22:06.900 play, and it's confusing. And it's by Aerosmith. 00:22:07.240 --> 00:22:09.799 You know what it is? Okay. It's Not Loving an 00:22:09.799 --> 00:22:12.339 Elevator, which is also a good one that could 00:22:12.339 --> 00:22:16.720 make this list. It's an Aerosmith song. I don't 00:22:16.720 --> 00:22:20.059 know. Dude Looks Like a Lady. Okay. Don't worry. 00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:22.400 Don't worry. I double checked. I am very curious 00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:23.960 how you're going to handle this one. I double 00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:27.319 checked. They didn't want to record it originally 00:22:27.319 --> 00:22:29.819 because they didn't want to hurt the community. 00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:33.660 But then the guy that co -wrote the song was 00:22:33.660 --> 00:22:36.559 gay. And he was like, nah, it's cool. But the 00:22:36.559 --> 00:22:41.740 backstory to it is... The original DEI. Yeah, 00:22:41.740 --> 00:22:43.480 they just hired him so that they could sing this 00:22:43.480 --> 00:22:47.839 song. The backstory to it is that... Aerosmith 00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:53.279 walked into a bar where Vince Neil was patroning. 00:22:53.279 --> 00:22:55.680 You know who Vince Neil is? Yeah, from Motley 00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:59.660 Crue. And they only saw him from behind. And 00:22:59.660 --> 00:23:04.500 someone said, that dude looks like a lady. So 00:23:04.500 --> 00:23:06.720 this whole song is just clowning on Vince Neil 00:23:06.720 --> 00:23:09.859 and how he looks like a woman from behind. That 00:23:09.859 --> 00:23:13.240 is so funny. And going back through it, going 00:23:13.240 --> 00:23:15.259 back through the lyrics and listening to it again. 00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:19.160 I always assumed that it was like a hide -the 00:23:19.160 --> 00:23:21.519 -snossage kind of situation. Like, the night's 00:23:21.519 --> 00:23:24.640 going great, and then at the end of the night, 00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:27.599 all of a sudden, you're having brats instead 00:23:27.599 --> 00:23:30.559 of tacos, you know what I mean? But apparently 00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:33.220 it's not. They just... I think for the edit, 00:23:33.259 --> 00:23:35.740 that should be the little clip at the beginning 00:23:35.740 --> 00:23:38.240 before the intro. It's a hide -the -snossages 00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:42.619 situation. Oh, you got it. You got it. But no, 00:23:42.779 --> 00:23:47.130 they... apparently in the song, the scenario 00:23:47.130 --> 00:23:51.289 is that they walk up to this person they think 00:23:51.289 --> 00:23:55.589 is a woman and then find out he is in fact a 00:23:55.589 --> 00:23:59.230 man. And then whenever this man finds out that 00:23:59.230 --> 00:24:01.589 they thought he was a woman, he pulls out a gun 00:24:01.589 --> 00:24:04.369 on them. Every bit of like the research that 00:24:04.369 --> 00:24:06.410 I've done for this episode has just reminded 00:24:06.410 --> 00:24:08.430 me that I need to start reading the lyrics to 00:24:08.430 --> 00:24:11.089 things a lot more carefully. You do. You do. 00:24:11.210 --> 00:24:13.769 But you want your fun fact of the episode? It's 00:24:13.769 --> 00:24:16.029 coming early. Ooh, what'd you get? It's like 00:24:16.029 --> 00:24:19.109 Christmas in July. So, Dude Looks Like a Lady, 00:24:19.269 --> 00:24:22.089 the classic by Aerosmith, is 4 minutes and 25 00:24:22.089 --> 00:24:28.549 seconds long. There are 36 dudes in it. You know 00:24:28.549 --> 00:24:32.309 what that comes out to? One dude every 7 .36 00:24:32.309 --> 00:24:35.750 seconds. Is that a record -breaking number of 00:24:35.750 --> 00:24:37.529 dudes? It's gotta be. It's gotta be. I don't 00:24:37.529 --> 00:24:43.630 know another song unless it's just... I currently 00:24:43.630 --> 00:24:45.410 cannot think of a single other song that uses 00:24:45.410 --> 00:24:48.349 the word dude. Well, there you go. Except for 00:24:48.349 --> 00:24:52.009 the Keenan and Kel one. He's a dude. She's a 00:24:52.009 --> 00:24:55.289 dude. They're all dudes. Have you seen Good Burger 00:24:55.289 --> 00:24:56.990 2? That's Keenan and Kel, right? No, it's Good 00:24:56.990 --> 00:24:59.930 Burger. No. No? Have you seen Good Burger 1? 00:25:00.309 --> 00:25:03.329 Yeah. But you haven't seen 2 yet? No. 2 is worth 00:25:03.329 --> 00:25:06.049 the watch. I don't do the sequels. I don't like 00:25:06.049 --> 00:25:08.710 sequels. 2 is worth the watch. That's good. I 00:25:08.710 --> 00:25:11.829 believe you. And the guy, the leader of Mondo 00:25:11.829 --> 00:25:15.890 Burger, just passed away. R .I .P. It's a guy 00:25:15.890 --> 00:25:18.650 from Mondo Burger. He was a Chad. He was very 00:25:18.650 --> 00:25:21.970 Chad -like. Do you have another song? Or do you 00:25:21.970 --> 00:25:23.910 want me to roll into number three for me? I do. 00:25:24.190 --> 00:25:27.829 Okay, go for it. So my next one is a one -off 00:25:27.829 --> 00:25:30.609 because I don't listen to this artist very often. 00:25:31.670 --> 00:25:35.869 This is from Feedback by Janet Jackson. And the 00:25:35.869 --> 00:25:39.210 line is... Cause my swag is serious. Something 00:25:39.210 --> 00:25:42.390 heavy, like a first day period, which is fantastic. 00:25:42.670 --> 00:25:46.250 That is a great line. Weird choice. I don't know 00:25:46.250 --> 00:25:49.349 that I would have gone with it, but I, so I was 00:25:49.349 --> 00:25:52.549 having a conversation about this episode while 00:25:52.549 --> 00:25:57.369 I was, I was looking into songs and I said this 00:25:57.369 --> 00:26:00.130 particular line out loud. And the person that 00:26:00.130 --> 00:26:01.750 I was having a conversation with goes gross. 00:26:02.470 --> 00:26:05.349 And I was like, Oh yeah. Tell me why. Why is 00:26:05.349 --> 00:26:09.960 it gross? It is gross. Why? Why is it gross? 00:26:10.900 --> 00:26:17.420 Because as males, we're taught that periods are 00:26:17.420 --> 00:26:20.980 disgusting. From birth, we're taught that. Be 00:26:20.980 --> 00:26:24.180 glad you don't have to deal with this. You were 00:26:24.180 --> 00:26:26.039 taught from birth that periods are disgusting. 00:26:26.420 --> 00:26:29.400 Yeah, through media. We're taught to stay away 00:26:29.400 --> 00:26:34.180 from blood. It could be tainted. We grew up on 00:26:34.180 --> 00:26:39.599 the tail end of the AIDS epidemic. So we're told 00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:41.380 to stay away from blood, and all of a sudden, 00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:43.380 once a month, all these women are just spraying 00:26:43.380 --> 00:26:46.759 it out all over the place? I'm sorry. What do 00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:51.799 you mean, all of the sudden? Do you think periods 00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:57.420 were invented in the 90s? I'm just saying that 00:26:57.420 --> 00:27:03.259 post -HIV AIDS... Blood became a lot more dangerous. 00:27:04.059 --> 00:27:08.799 And so we're taught, rightfully so, as we should 00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:13.519 be, that hey, if there's blood, you need gloves. 00:27:13.859 --> 00:27:16.359 There's nothing that happens to me regularly 00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:19.599 that I need to have gloves at the ready for. 00:27:20.779 --> 00:27:26.140 What? Do you think we use gloves? I would hope 00:27:26.140 --> 00:27:38.420 so. That's gross. Your poor fiance. On one end 00:27:38.420 --> 00:27:40.720 of the spectrum. Are there gloves regularly stocked 00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:44.539 in your home? You live with a woman. Yeah, I 00:27:44.539 --> 00:27:46.740 mean, if I needed gloves, I could find gloves. 00:27:48.259 --> 00:27:53.619 Yeah. But I don't have anything to do with that 00:27:53.619 --> 00:27:57.099 part. Because... Doesn't make it gross. Because 00:27:57.099 --> 00:28:00.759 Adam isn't the one that ate the apple. You can 00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:07.799 thank Eve for that. So... Checkmate. Uh -huh. 00:28:08.700 --> 00:28:12.140 You know what? I... I don't know. I don't know 00:28:12.140 --> 00:28:15.119 what... What was the line again? What was the 00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.779 Jan Jack line? Swag so serious. Because my swag 00:28:18.779 --> 00:28:20.500 is serious. Something heavy like a first aid 00:28:20.500 --> 00:28:25.680 period. Is that serious swag? Or that it's heavy? 00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:31.960 It's just that it's heavy. Oh, okay. Well, I 00:28:31.960 --> 00:28:34.079 mean, I don't know. It's a heavy flow. I don't... 00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:43.200 I'm not a fan of that. You pitched this episode. 00:28:43.259 --> 00:28:46.339 This is the natural progression of things. If 00:28:46.339 --> 00:28:52.279 I have an open wound and it is flowing heavily, 00:28:53.240 --> 00:28:56.940 I'm going to the doctor. Hold on. So a couple 00:28:56.940 --> 00:29:02.000 points to that. First of all, gaping wound. I 00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:04.000 mean, yeah, what else are you going to heavily 00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:07.319 flow from? Again, your poor fiance. What else 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:11.039 are you going to heavily flow from? Me as a man, 00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:16.339 what else would I have to compare that to? Could 00:29:16.339 --> 00:29:18.079 have called it a hatchet wound, but I didn't. 00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:21.980 I stayed above. I didn't go low. I went high. 00:29:22.509 --> 00:29:24.869 Stayed on the high road. Are you high right now? 00:29:24.950 --> 00:29:30.250 But then you brought me back down. Good Lord. 00:29:30.470 --> 00:29:33.589 So heavy, heavy flow. Anyway, it's a great line. 00:29:33.789 --> 00:29:36.089 Heavy flow. I guess that means everything's working 00:29:36.089 --> 00:29:39.829 great. So that's a good thing. I mean, it means 00:29:39.829 --> 00:29:43.210 you're not pregnant. So that is a matter of perspective. 00:29:43.710 --> 00:29:47.730 Oh, okay. Well, if that's what you're aiming 00:29:47.730 --> 00:29:52.859 for, then kudos. But I don't. have any point 00:29:52.859 --> 00:29:56.880 of reference for this and never have and god 00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:59.980 willing never will yeah sure i do have two daughters 00:29:59.980 --> 00:30:02.519 i'm just saying so we're gonna get a lot of gloves 00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:08.259 in doesn't make it you're about to experience 00:30:08.259 --> 00:30:14.720 the pink tax oh gross all right the pink tax 00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:18.380 is gross i agree yeah have you ever heard the 00:30:18.380 --> 00:30:22.680 song captain jack It's not the one by Lonely 00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:25.700 Island where Michael Bolton is Captain Jack Sparrow. 00:30:25.779 --> 00:30:29.380 No, I have not. No? It's a song. No, that is 00:30:29.380 --> 00:30:32.000 a great song. It is a great song. It's a song 00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:39.440 about a child, a teenager, who's still trying 00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:42.859 to find his way in this world, who might or might 00:30:42.859 --> 00:30:46.380 not be addicted to heroin. We don't know. Could 00:30:46.380 --> 00:30:49.400 be meth. It's something. Could be crack. Probably 00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:51.519 not coke. Coke seems a little too light for how 00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:55.920 the song goes, but one of the lines in this song 00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:58.980 is, your sister's gone out, she's on a date, 00:30:59.140 --> 00:31:05.019 you just sit at home and masturbate. And the 00:31:05.019 --> 00:31:08.339 first time you hear this song, it just punches 00:31:08.339 --> 00:31:13.480 you in the face. I sincerely dislike that they 00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:16.859 named this song Captain Jack. Captain Jack is 00:31:16.859 --> 00:31:20.640 the street name for the drug. Captain Jack will 00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:24.000 get you by tonight. He'll take you to a special 00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:26.500 island. Captain Jack will get you high tonight. 00:31:27.819 --> 00:31:32.279 Just a little push and you'll be flying. Okay. 00:31:32.539 --> 00:31:35.799 And then there's also a line about one of the 00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:40.640 reasons that you can infer that this child is 00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:47.160 addicted to Captain Jack is because his... father 00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:50.579 was found face down in their swimming pool so 00:31:50.579 --> 00:31:54.140 it's a very heavy song but then all of a sudden 00:31:54.140 --> 00:31:56.539 you're just slapped in the face with this kid 00:31:56.539 --> 00:32:01.779 that's high as balls just going to town so on 00:32:01.779 --> 00:32:04.079 your to -do list you know captain jack by billy 00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:08.900 joel it's billy joel it's billy joel yes captain 00:32:08.900 --> 00:32:11.819 jack by billy joel the first time i heard this 00:32:11.819 --> 00:32:16.519 song it was uh on sirius xm He was doing like 00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:18.180 this special thing, I think, because he was starting 00:32:18.180 --> 00:32:20.099 to tour again. And so there was a channel that 00:32:20.099 --> 00:32:22.220 was just dedicated to his music or music that 00:32:22.220 --> 00:32:25.099 he curated. So other people knew music that he 00:32:25.099 --> 00:32:28.539 picked. And I found a lot of great Billy Joel 00:32:28.539 --> 00:32:32.740 songs that I had no idea existed. And this was 00:32:32.740 --> 00:32:34.680 one of them. And that's a great song. It's real 00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:38.220 catchy. It's no piano, man. I don't think you're 00:32:38.220 --> 00:32:42.200 going to get a bar of people together to sing 00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:44.980 Captain Jack. There is potential there for it, 00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:47.680 though. It depends how many harmonica solos are 00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:49.619 in Captain Jet. I don't think there's any. I 00:32:49.619 --> 00:32:52.099 think it's harmonica -less. Disappointing. Yeah, 00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:55.059 I know. Tragic. Might have thrown off the vibe 00:32:55.059 --> 00:33:01.079 of the song even more so than Masturbate. In 00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:04.220 trying to find... That's the last time I'll say 00:33:04.220 --> 00:33:07.740 Masturbate. In trying to find lyrics. Okay, now 00:33:07.740 --> 00:33:12.190 I'm done. In trying to find lyrics that fit the 00:33:12.190 --> 00:33:14.390 specific vibe that I was going for, I was having 00:33:14.390 --> 00:33:16.750 so much trouble trying to find things that weren't 00:33:16.750 --> 00:33:22.109 just weird, but in a weirdly sexual way. I was 00:33:22.109 --> 00:33:24.049 trying to find things that just felt really bizarre. 00:33:25.750 --> 00:33:30.890 One of the things that I hate the most about 00:33:30.890 --> 00:33:34.230 one specific country song, it's a thing that 00:33:34.230 --> 00:33:37.339 I just will never not think is weird. is eric 00:33:37.339 --> 00:33:40.440 church's drink in my hand and there's a line 00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:45.200 in the song where eric church goes um you got 00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:47.299 that little tattoo playing peeky boo on your 00:33:47.299 --> 00:33:50.579 back and hearing a grown man say the word peeky 00:33:50.579 --> 00:33:54.960 boo is jarring every single time i cannot stand 00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:57.279 that song and it is for the dumbest of reasons 00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:01.759 it's just it's ridiculous and like i was trying 00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:03.799 to find more things that are like that kind of 00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:08.460 weird But in like looking up different like avenues 00:34:08.460 --> 00:34:11.199 and stuff for like I looked in a couple like 00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:14.039 Reddit threads and was just like scrolling through 00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:16.219 my Spotify and stuff trying to like recall lyrics. 00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:20.900 But so many of them were just like very weird, 00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:25.579 horny things. I guess that's where like a lot 00:34:25.579 --> 00:34:28.139 of creativity comes from. Maybe. I don't know. 00:34:28.420 --> 00:34:31.960 Like there is. I don't know. We might have to 00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:35.039 censor this one. There's a line in Act Up by 00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:37.340 City Girls where it just says, f***y pink, breast 00:34:37.340 --> 00:34:41.000 cancer. That's a thing that you thought of. That's 00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:43.159 a thing you thought of. Put to paper. What does 00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:45.659 that mean? And then recorded. There weren't... 00:34:45.659 --> 00:34:53.219 I don't know. Like awareness? Like... Does that 00:34:53.219 --> 00:34:55.019 have to do with breast cancer awareness? Their 00:34:55.019 --> 00:34:58.099 color is pink? I don't... Yeah, no, it's a breast 00:34:58.099 --> 00:35:00.159 cancer awareness thing, but... I wouldn't think 00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:04.070 that adjective before pink... Would be a very 00:35:04.070 --> 00:35:06.510 good descriptor because I think that there's 00:35:06.510 --> 00:35:09.349 all shades of that certain part of the anatomy. 00:35:09.429 --> 00:35:12.289 But yeah, maybe it's like a light pink for breast 00:35:12.289 --> 00:35:14.590 cancer awareness. Hold on. Did you just call 00:35:14.590 --> 00:35:16.949 the word pussy an adjective? In reference to 00:35:16.949 --> 00:35:19.010 pink, yeah. Because that's the type of pink. 00:35:19.250 --> 00:35:21.530 It's describing the noun of pink. No, it's not. 00:35:21.869 --> 00:35:28.929 Yes, it is. It is not. What? What is the subject 00:35:28.929 --> 00:35:32.429 of that sentence? Pussy. I don't like that I 00:35:32.429 --> 00:35:34.750 just said that out loud. What would pink be? 00:35:34.949 --> 00:35:37.530 Are you saying pink is the adjective? The adjective. 00:35:38.130 --> 00:35:40.090 It's not, though. It's the adjective describing 00:35:40.090 --> 00:35:44.590 it is, too. Because it's a type of pink. It's 00:35:44.590 --> 00:35:50.590 not. In this instance, it is. Like breast cancer 00:35:50.590 --> 00:35:53.949 awareness. It is not. Give me the line one more 00:35:53.949 --> 00:35:56.250 time. I'm looking up the actual full lyric to 00:35:56.250 --> 00:35:58.530 this thing first. Because I think I'm right on 00:35:58.530 --> 00:36:03.190 this. You're not. I will consult Chad GPT if 00:36:03.190 --> 00:36:05.610 I need to. You know what? If this is a thing 00:36:05.610 --> 00:36:07.250 that's going to make it into the episode, which 00:36:07.250 --> 00:36:09.969 I'm not confident that it is, give us your thoughts 00:36:09.969 --> 00:36:13.730 in the comments. Tell us what part of speech. 00:36:14.230 --> 00:36:18.110 Like a sickly green. A sickly green. Sickly isn't 00:36:18.110 --> 00:36:22.289 the noun. Sickly is the adjective to the noun 00:36:22.289 --> 00:36:25.429 that is green. You're not describing the color 00:36:25.429 --> 00:36:29.929 pink. Pink is the descriptor. For the thing before 00:36:29.929 --> 00:36:33.650 it. No. If it had been the other way around, 00:36:33.710 --> 00:36:36.590 if pink was first, then you would be describing 00:36:36.590 --> 00:36:40.349 the other word. Okay, but that would... Tell 00:36:40.349 --> 00:36:43.369 me I'm wrong. I am telling you that you're wrong 00:36:43.369 --> 00:36:46.170 actively. Okay, so flip the words. Which is fine. 00:36:46.349 --> 00:36:49.409 Flip the two words. Flip the two words and then 00:36:49.409 --> 00:36:52.429 repeat the line. Pink f***y breast cancer. Okay. 00:36:52.889 --> 00:36:55.449 Which is a completely different vibe, first of 00:36:55.449 --> 00:36:58.030 all, if you say that the other way. So in that 00:36:58.030 --> 00:37:01.570 instance, isn't pink the adjective to the word 00:37:01.570 --> 00:37:04.389 after it? Because the pink is describing the 00:37:04.389 --> 00:37:07.190 thing? Yeah, of course. Okay. That doesn't mean 00:37:07.190 --> 00:37:09.030 that if you don't flip them around, they're different. 00:37:09.429 --> 00:37:12.409 Oh my gosh. That's not how this works. Can we 00:37:12.409 --> 00:37:15.630 get some English scholars in here, please? Because 00:37:15.630 --> 00:37:19.769 I think I'm right. You know what? Like I said, 00:37:19.869 --> 00:37:22.949 if this goes to the... If this makes it into 00:37:22.949 --> 00:37:25.230 the actual final episode, let us know in the 00:37:25.230 --> 00:37:27.409 comments which of those statements is right. 00:37:27.510 --> 00:37:30.269 I'll probably. Which one of us is right? It's 00:37:30.269 --> 00:37:32.389 definitely making it in. I'll probably just chop 00:37:32.389 --> 00:37:34.710 off the first part of the word. But I just want 00:37:34.710 --> 00:37:36.889 everyone to know that I made it through this 00:37:36.889 --> 00:37:39.409 entire conversation without any vulgarities. 00:37:39.809 --> 00:37:42.309 You, on the other hand, did not. You said it 00:37:42.309 --> 00:37:45.489 like nine times. I never do. I have no regrets. 00:37:46.650 --> 00:37:51.010 No regerts. No regrets. Anyway. What's your definition 00:37:51.010 --> 00:37:53.969 of irony? Parts of speech aside, I adopted a 00:37:53.969 --> 00:37:55.989 child from overseas to save him from child labor 00:37:55.989 --> 00:37:58.269 factories, and on his very first birthday, we 00:37:58.269 --> 00:38:01.730 went to Build -A -Bear workshop. That is ironic 00:38:01.730 --> 00:38:06.409 that you would save a child from a situation 00:38:06.409 --> 00:38:09.570 just to bring them back here, and instead of 00:38:09.570 --> 00:38:13.190 giving them a life of relaxation and luxury, 00:38:13.369 --> 00:38:16.590 you just put them back into making the same thing 00:38:16.590 --> 00:38:18.489 that they were making over there. That is irony. 00:38:18.630 --> 00:38:21.909 Good job. Thank you, Bo Burnham. It's an opposite 00:38:21.909 --> 00:38:25.969 outcome than what was expected, right? That's 00:38:25.969 --> 00:38:28.750 how we could... Sure. We could parse that down. 00:38:28.949 --> 00:38:31.369 Okay. I assume you know where this is going. 00:38:31.969 --> 00:38:34.170 Rain on your wedding day. No, what do you got? 00:38:34.289 --> 00:38:39.250 Irony. I mean, I don't... I have a problem with 00:38:39.250 --> 00:38:41.110 that song. That's just unfortunate. That's not 00:38:41.110 --> 00:38:44.530 irony. Yeah. Would you expect? I feel like that's 00:38:44.530 --> 00:38:46.510 the entirety of the song. It's just... Well, 00:38:46.530 --> 00:38:50.710 here's where the conspiracy comes in. Maybe the 00:38:50.710 --> 00:38:55.889 entire irony of the song is that the whole time 00:38:55.889 --> 00:38:58.050 you're expecting to hear irony, but you don't. 00:38:58.469 --> 00:39:00.849 You just hear about people in bad situations. 00:39:01.730 --> 00:39:06.210 So it's just meta? 10 ,000 spoons when all you 00:39:06.210 --> 00:39:10.250 need is a knife. Like, that's not irony. That's 00:39:10.250 --> 00:39:13.090 just unfortunate. I think that's kind of ironic. 00:39:14.570 --> 00:39:18.469 You have so much silverware and none of the one 00:39:18.469 --> 00:39:21.449 thing you need. But, okay. I think that's kind 00:39:21.449 --> 00:39:24.429 of it. I'll give you that. But I think that in 00:39:24.429 --> 00:39:26.429 order for these to be ironic, you have to know 00:39:26.429 --> 00:39:30.369 the context around everything. Like, what's the 00:39:30.369 --> 00:39:35.769 first line? Man, like, 98. Wins the lottery and 00:39:35.769 --> 00:39:41.309 dies the next day. Okay. That's not irony. The 00:39:41.309 --> 00:39:44.429 guy buys one ticket. and he wins and then dies, 00:39:44.469 --> 00:39:47.530 that's not irony. What would make it ironic is 00:39:47.530 --> 00:39:51.789 if he had spent all those 98 years buying lottery 00:39:51.789 --> 00:39:56.869 tickets, and then he dies as soon as he wins. 00:39:57.349 --> 00:40:01.570 That would be irony. But you don't know the context 00:40:01.570 --> 00:40:05.469 around all these situations. Okay, so in that 00:40:05.469 --> 00:40:07.690 case, wouldn't you use context clues to make 00:40:07.690 --> 00:40:10.699 them ironic? Maybe she's just making you work 00:40:10.699 --> 00:40:12.119 a little bit harder for the premise. That's not 00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:14.440 my job. I don't think that's necessarily a bad 00:40:14.440 --> 00:40:15.980 thing. Don't get me wrong. I don't like that 00:40:15.980 --> 00:40:17.719 song. I'm here to chill. And I don't like it 00:40:17.719 --> 00:40:21.019 a lot because it's ridiculous. But I do think 00:40:21.019 --> 00:40:23.559 there are some semblances of irony or where you 00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:26.900 can connect the dots yourself. You could. I'm 00:40:26.900 --> 00:40:29.880 not a big Alanis Morissette person. The one that 00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:34.719 preaches dogma? I do love the movie Dogma. It 00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:38.940 is one of my favorites. Wordplay. And she's literally... 00:40:38.940 --> 00:40:41.079 I would accept her as God. She's literally God. 00:40:41.940 --> 00:40:44.840 But you're just not that big of a fan. Of her 00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:48.280 music? No. Of her role in Dogma? Also kind of 00:40:48.280 --> 00:40:51.480 no. Because Snape is the bigger part of any scene 00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:55.639 that she's in. That's fair. How do you feel about 00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:59.780 Hand in My Pocket? Do you have any feelings towards 00:40:59.780 --> 00:41:04.119 that one? It's fine. Yeah. Okay. She also dated 00:41:04.119 --> 00:41:07.869 Ryan Reynolds, so... We know that her... They 00:41:07.869 --> 00:41:09.769 were married, weren't they? Or was it... No, 00:41:09.829 --> 00:41:11.530 he married Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, I think 00:41:11.530 --> 00:41:13.829 they were engaged, and then he broke up with 00:41:13.829 --> 00:41:17.449 her to get with ScarJo, I think. And then cheated 00:41:17.449 --> 00:41:21.369 on ScarJo with Blake Lively. Noticing a pattern. 00:41:22.489 --> 00:41:28.550 You got another one? My next one is a song that 00:41:28.550 --> 00:41:33.070 was used in a movie recently. It's called MacArthur 00:41:33.070 --> 00:41:36.440 Park. It is, I believe, by Donna Summer. I thought 00:41:36.440 --> 00:41:38.760 I wrote that down, but I don't have it on here. 00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:42.199 And the movie that it was used recently in was 00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:45.079 Beetlejuice. Or, I guess, more specifically, 00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:50.039 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Oh, yeah, that's Jurassic 00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:54.639 Park is frightening in the dark. All the dinosaurs 00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:59.300 are running wild. Yes. That's all I could think 00:41:59.300 --> 00:42:02.179 of when they were doing the whole song. Just 00:42:02.179 --> 00:42:05.739 the weird out Jurassic Park song. The parody 00:42:05.739 --> 00:42:10.000 is better than the original, but in the actual 00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:12.699 song, like I understand kind of what they're 00:42:12.699 --> 00:42:16.300 going for with this particular set of lyrics, 00:42:16.380 --> 00:42:18.699 but it's just, it's not, not good. It's real 00:42:18.699 --> 00:42:21.679 heavy handed. The line is someone left my cake 00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:23.699 out in the rain. I don't think I can take it 00:42:23.699 --> 00:42:25.360 because it took too long to bake it and I'll 00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:28.199 never have the recipe again. I understand where 00:42:28.199 --> 00:42:32.820 the metaphor analogy, like I understand what 00:42:32.820 --> 00:42:35.800 they're trying to get at. But it's just, it's 00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:41.119 awkward. Does an analogy use like or as? Not 00:42:41.119 --> 00:42:44.119 a metaphor, does it? That's a simile. Oh. I don't 00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:47.400 know. I'm done arguing parts of speech with you. 00:42:49.619 --> 00:42:53.079 Sounds not technically a part of speech. Anyway. 00:42:54.380 --> 00:42:58.219 Yeah, so I don't, I don't like that line. I don't 00:42:58.219 --> 00:43:00.719 like that, like, part of the lyrics because it's 00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:05.079 just not, it's not good. Someone let T -Rex out 00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:08.840 of his pen. It's been a while. Have you heard 00:43:08.840 --> 00:43:11.760 that they're making another Jurassic Park? Yes, 00:43:11.780 --> 00:43:19.900 with ScarJo. I am tired of Jurassic Park movies. 00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:22.980 There was a whole trilogy and then there was 00:43:22.980 --> 00:43:26.940 a whole trilogy with Chris Bratt. You call him 00:43:26.940 --> 00:43:33.570 Chris Bratt? Why? Chris Bratt. Oh. Not Brad. 00:43:33.690 --> 00:43:37.530 Maybe an overcooked rodent. Like an overcooked 00:43:37.530 --> 00:43:44.050 rodent, yes. Chris Brad. Yeah. And then Bryce 00:43:44.050 --> 00:43:47.949 Dallas Howard. Word on the street is that she 00:43:47.949 --> 00:43:51.869 got her middle name based on where she was conceived. 00:43:54.170 --> 00:43:58.530 Whoop, whoop. Let me hear it for the 214. Which, 00:43:58.769 --> 00:44:02.829 do you think they were actually in like, I don't 00:44:02.829 --> 00:44:07.030 know, like, Oak Cliff. I couldn't name her Bryce 00:44:07.030 --> 00:44:10.769 Oak Cliff Howard. I mean, is Oak Cliff considered 00:44:10.769 --> 00:44:14.409 its own city? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, 00:44:14.449 --> 00:44:18.909 I think it's its own place on the outskirts of 00:44:18.909 --> 00:44:22.769 Dallas. Also, I feel like you picked the bigger 00:44:22.769 --> 00:44:26.210 thing in the Metroplex, the catchier one. Like, 00:44:26.210 --> 00:44:29.670 if it was Fort Worth or Crowley, I don't think 00:44:29.670 --> 00:44:34.289 those really make as much sense. Yeah, I don't 00:44:34.289 --> 00:44:37.670 know. I don't know. You a big fan of the Beatles? 00:44:38.190 --> 00:44:40.070 I have a feeling I picked the same one on this 00:44:40.070 --> 00:44:43.030 one. And I do really like the Beatles. Yeah? 00:44:43.269 --> 00:44:45.610 I do really like the Beatles. Alright, on the 00:44:45.610 --> 00:44:48.030 count of three, we'll name the song that we picked. 00:44:48.190 --> 00:44:55.250 Ready? One, two, three. I am the walrus. How'd 00:44:55.250 --> 00:44:59.800 you know? Because I am the egg man. They are 00:44:59.800 --> 00:45:07.400 the Eggman. I am the walrus. Which is just an 00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:10.360 objectively funnier thing to say than to actually 00:45:10.360 --> 00:45:14.340 sing. That entire album is just such nonsense. 00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:20.280 There is a Family Guy cutaway specifically talking 00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:23.260 about this. And it's talking about how Ringo 00:45:23.260 --> 00:45:27.019 got to... Got to put this song forward because 00:45:27.019 --> 00:45:33.199 he's a time traveler. They're like, how is this 00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:37.039 song? And he's like, well, you know, it's great, 00:45:37.139 --> 00:45:38.980 but I don't think it's going to be good on a 00:45:38.980 --> 00:45:41.179 compact disc. They're like, what's a compact 00:45:41.179 --> 00:45:44.840 disc? Are you from the future, Ringo? Yes, and 00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:50.639 I outlive two of you. The Beatles. All right. 00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:56.699 So whenever we made this a topic possibility 00:45:56.699 --> 00:46:03.579 on our list, we specifically mentioned Am I Sexual 00:46:03.579 --> 00:46:10.199 by BSB. But then we also put in Marky Mark and 00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:14.500 the Funky Bunch. What was this song called? Wild? 00:46:14.619 --> 00:46:17.340 Wild Side. Wild Thing? Wild Side. Wild Side, 00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:20.500 yeah. And for the life of me, I don't know why. 00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:23.500 I went through the lyrics, and it's just a real 00:46:23.500 --> 00:46:27.500 bummer of a song about inner -city America and 00:46:27.500 --> 00:46:32.199 the drugs and how it turns people that could 00:46:32.199 --> 00:46:36.719 have had a future into bums, and then at the 00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:38.800 end a little girl gets killed. So I went through 00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:40.039 the lyrics, and I was like, I don't know why 00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:43.139 this made the list, but I did find one little 00:46:43.139 --> 00:46:48.019 nugget of something that could pertain to this 00:46:48.019 --> 00:46:51.300 episode. There's a line in it that said, She 00:46:51.300 --> 00:46:54.639 wanted to be a chemical engineer making $50 ,000 00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:58.340 to $55 ,000 a year. Chemical engineer making 00:46:58.340 --> 00:47:03.900 $50 ,000 to $55 ,000. Ouch. Yeah. You're going 00:47:03.900 --> 00:47:08.239 to need a backup plan, lady. As far as silly 00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:14.860 lyrics, that's all I've got. All right. My last 00:47:14.860 --> 00:47:17.420 big one that I had as far as the weird lyrics 00:47:17.420 --> 00:47:20.840 go is She -Wolf by Shakira. To which she uses 00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:23.420 the line, I'm starting to feel abused like a 00:47:23.420 --> 00:47:27.659 coffee machine in an office. Which Shakira has 00:47:27.659 --> 00:47:31.699 been famous for roughly forever. I don't feel 00:47:31.699 --> 00:47:36.300 like she's been a party to a coffee machine in 00:47:36.300 --> 00:47:39.480 an office. Maybe not. Maybe I'm not giving Shakira 00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:42.639 enough credit. You know what she, it didn't abuse 00:47:42.639 --> 00:47:44.960 her, but she abused it. The Internal Revenue 00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:49.099 Service. Tragic. Was it the IRS or was it, where's 00:47:49.099 --> 00:47:53.269 she from? Columbia? Brazil? Columbia, yeah. Was 00:47:53.269 --> 00:47:56.530 it their tax system? Either way, she got popped 00:47:56.530 --> 00:47:59.030 for tax fraud, and then the story just went away. 00:47:59.349 --> 00:48:03.050 So wishing all the best to Shakira and her tax 00:48:03.050 --> 00:48:06.409 situation. So you said you don't have anything 00:48:06.409 --> 00:48:09.289 left, right? I had one more segment, but if you've 00:48:09.289 --> 00:48:11.530 got more for this, then go for it. It's not for 00:48:11.530 --> 00:48:15.150 this. I had a separate thing. There's a particular 00:48:15.150 --> 00:48:19.510 artist who has just hit. boatload of odd choices 00:48:19.510 --> 00:48:22.750 in his lyrics I did skip a good amount of them 00:48:22.750 --> 00:48:24.369 for the same reasons that I said earlier that 00:48:24.369 --> 00:48:26.050 I would like to keep this at least relatively 00:48:26.050 --> 00:48:29.630 family friendly and most of the things that were 00:48:29.630 --> 00:48:33.070 on his like were in his lyrics that were off 00:48:33.070 --> 00:48:37.750 color or were just straight up incredibly problematic 00:48:37.750 --> 00:48:44.110 Kanye West I skipped over a good amount of them 00:48:44.110 --> 00:48:48.780 especially of the things that have come out since 00:48:48.780 --> 00:48:52.179 he has titled himself Yay. Because I did listen 00:48:52.179 --> 00:48:57.300 to his newest songs just out of I guess curiosity. 00:48:57.579 --> 00:49:02.139 I deeply regret contributing to any of the listens 00:49:02.139 --> 00:49:09.440 on either of those songs. It's something. It's 00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:14.539 deeply sad. Don't recommend it. It's something. 00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:18.659 cousins and world war three i did hear about 00:49:18.659 --> 00:49:24.420 the cousin stuff yeah uh it's it's a lot uh it's 00:49:24.420 --> 00:49:27.760 very clearly just a man in the deep deep throes 00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:31.159 of mental illness that's a lot uh a lot sadder 00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:33.300 than i would like to get into at the moment so 00:49:33.300 --> 00:49:37.019 instead i just had a rapid fire list of some 00:49:37.019 --> 00:49:39.280 of the nonsense things that have been in kanye 00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:44.239 west's earlier works shoot in a french -ass restaurant 00:49:44.670 --> 00:49:48.110 Give me my damn croissant. Fantastic lyric. Hold 00:49:48.110 --> 00:49:50.130 on. Incredible line. Actually, let me cut in 00:49:50.130 --> 00:49:53.829 real quick. I recently exposed my children to 00:49:53.829 --> 00:49:57.650 Yvonne. That's a fantastic name. Can I have your 00:49:57.650 --> 00:50:02.710 number? My little croissant. The back of your 00:50:02.710 --> 00:50:05.590 head is ridiculous. And that is something that 00:50:05.590 --> 00:50:07.969 the kids also say. We'll work that up, too. Can 00:50:07.969 --> 00:50:12.070 you, did you feel the Kinergy today? And, hey, 00:50:12.090 --> 00:50:15.860 Daddy? Yeah. I got something to tell you. Okay. 00:50:16.539 --> 00:50:23.599 The back of your head is ridiculous. I so badly 00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:25.719 just want them to regularly ask you where your 00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:28.420 boyfriend at. Can you get me Mike and Ike's? 00:50:31.840 --> 00:50:37.059 Oh, what's the other one? Oh, yeah, whatever. 00:50:37.940 --> 00:50:42.699 Whenever I pick up. Whenever I pick her up from 00:50:42.699 --> 00:50:46.019 school and her hair is up, I say, girl, you're 00:50:46.019 --> 00:50:55.360 working that up, dude. Anyways, continue. But 00:50:55.360 --> 00:51:00.019 yeah, that one's a fantastic line. Fan least 00:51:00.019 --> 00:51:03.400 favorite on both the show and just kind of in 00:51:03.400 --> 00:51:06.480 general these days. On a song he did with Katy 00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:10.099 Perry, he has the line, pockets on Shrek, rockets 00:51:10.099 --> 00:51:14.130 on deck. Tell me what's next. Alien sex? What? 00:51:16.409 --> 00:51:21.789 What are pockets on Shrek? I guess he just wanted 00:51:21.789 --> 00:51:24.070 to know if that fancy vest he was wearing had 00:51:24.070 --> 00:51:29.650 pockets. That alligator leather vest. Alligator 00:51:29.650 --> 00:51:33.670 leather, yeah. Okay. Pockets on Shrek. Rockets 00:51:33.670 --> 00:51:37.809 on deck. Tell me what's next. Alien sex? And 00:51:37.809 --> 00:51:41.300 my absolute favorite. Thing that Kanye has done. 00:51:41.840 --> 00:51:44.320 Not for the quality. But it is just one of the 00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:47.519 funniest. Most ridiculous things. That I've listened 00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:51.320 to. And that would be. Kanye West's verse on. 00:51:52.460 --> 00:51:55.800 This ain't a scene. It's an arms race. A fallout 00:51:55.800 --> 00:51:58.119 boy song. That quite frankly needed. Zero Kanye 00:51:58.119 --> 00:52:00.000 West. I don't know what the hell this song is 00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:07.039 talking about. Do you? For the uninitiated. Because 00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.219 I went through. The world's biggest fallout boy 00:52:09.219 --> 00:52:13.219 phase. I'm just going to spoken word read all 00:52:13.219 --> 00:52:16.360 of his verse in this song. It's very funny to 00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:18.679 me. But you have to do the echoes too. That's 00:52:18.679 --> 00:52:21.480 what you're here for. Oh, okay. Proceed. Now, 00:52:21.500 --> 00:52:23.059 I don't know what the hell this song's talking 00:52:23.059 --> 00:52:27.239 about. Do you? Do you? She said, yeah, I've been 00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:29.360 spending all day trying to figure that out. You 00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:33.599 too? You too? The arms race made a raise the 00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.579 arms race straight to the top. Who knew? Who 00:52:36.579 --> 00:52:40.119 knew? Right now, they got the number one spot. 00:52:40.280 --> 00:52:44.820 Do you want that? Me too. Hashtag me too. One 00:52:44.820 --> 00:52:53.739 thing I gotta call out, boy. Take a look at Fallout, 00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:56.360 boy. Since they ain't black, when they get they 00:52:56.360 --> 00:52:58.159 money, they don't just ball out, boy. They just 00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:00.480 buy tight jeans till they nothing out. All out, 00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:04.260 boy. They figure, yay, dress in tight so we gon' 00:53:04.280 --> 00:53:06.440 dress tighter. He dress white so we gon' dress 00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:11.889 whiter. And that's how he says it, too. So in 00:53:11.889 --> 00:53:14.010 spite of anything you might have seen or heard, 00:53:14.230 --> 00:53:18.349 this scene occurred. Word. Incredible. Bars. 00:53:18.389 --> 00:53:21.909 The best lyricism there has just ever been. I 00:53:21.909 --> 00:53:23.829 still know that word. Bars. And I can't tell 00:53:23.829 --> 00:53:26.469 you the last time I heard that song. I forgot 00:53:26.469 --> 00:53:30.530 that it existed until I was having, like I said, 00:53:30.550 --> 00:53:33.230 a conversation about this episode. I brought 00:53:33.230 --> 00:53:35.849 up some, like, ridiculous Kanye West lyric, and 00:53:35.849 --> 00:53:39.070 I swear I just had, like, the Jimmy Neutron flashback. 00:53:40.010 --> 00:53:43.829 The cells in my brain were just like, do you 00:53:43.829 --> 00:53:48.090 remember? The neurons were going crazy. And so, 00:53:48.110 --> 00:53:51.030 yeah, that was the last of the absolutely amazing 00:53:51.030 --> 00:53:54.650 thing that Kanye West added to this scene. It's 00:53:54.650 --> 00:53:56.610 an arms race. All right. Well, you want to play 00:53:56.610 --> 00:54:00.610 a quick little game? Ooh, yes. Okay. I've got 00:54:00.610 --> 00:54:04.710 ridiculous titles. Of songs. You give me the 00:54:04.710 --> 00:54:11.150 artist. Okay. So here's a layup. Mbop. Hanson? 00:54:11.269 --> 00:54:15.010 Hanson. Okay. Now we've gone up two notches on 00:54:15.010 --> 00:54:18.050 difficulty now. London beckons songs about money 00:54:18.050 --> 00:54:21.849 written by machines. Fall Out Boy. Wrong. Panic. 00:54:21.849 --> 00:54:24.550 Panic at the Disco. I've got a dark alley and 00:54:24.550 --> 00:54:26.989 a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth. 00:54:27.230 --> 00:54:29.530 That one's Fall Out Boy. Fall Out Boy. Tell that 00:54:29.530 --> 00:54:32.130 Mick he just made my list of things to do today. 00:54:32.429 --> 00:54:35.230 Don't know that one. Fall Out Boy. Oh. And these 00:54:35.230 --> 00:54:39.469 lyrics. Okay, Mbop is in the song. And another 00:54:39.469 --> 00:54:42.090 one is in the song. But the rest of these, no 00:54:42.090 --> 00:54:46.269 mention in the song whatsoever. There is... I 00:54:46.269 --> 00:54:49.090 think there is a steady decline of both Fall 00:54:49.090 --> 00:54:50.889 Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco music. And I 00:54:50.889 --> 00:54:53.070 think it specifically happened whenever they 00:54:53.070 --> 00:54:55.349 started giving their songs legitimate titles. 00:54:55.469 --> 00:54:58.110 Actual titles? If you listen to anything that 00:54:58.110 --> 00:55:01.849 is in From Under the Cork Tree, anything from 00:55:01.849 --> 00:55:05.409 Beaver You Can't Sweat Out? Yeah, because I looked 00:55:05.409 --> 00:55:09.030 it up today and what is the second Panic album? 00:55:09.710 --> 00:55:13.110 One with like Nine in the Afternoon. Pretty odd. 00:55:13.329 --> 00:55:16.289 Yes. That song, most of the titles are on point. 00:55:16.349 --> 00:55:18.250 Like they actually have something to do with 00:55:18.250 --> 00:55:22.489 the song. Their first one, no way. Fall Out Boy, 00:55:22.730 --> 00:55:26.570 they made it like three albums. before they started 00:55:26.570 --> 00:55:31.070 being sensical again to be fair uh when it came 00:55:31.070 --> 00:55:33.449 to fallout boy they are the ones who like started 00:55:33.449 --> 00:55:37.210 panic like they're the ones that like gave them 00:55:37.210 --> 00:55:40.530 their kind of like jumping off point i guess 00:55:40.530 --> 00:55:42.869 yeah and so i think the first album that panic 00:55:42.869 --> 00:55:45.389 did was them trying to be fallout boy because 00:55:45.389 --> 00:55:47.369 they were owned by the same label so fueled by 00:55:47.369 --> 00:55:51.429 ramen did every emo thing in the early 2000s 00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:54.219 Every, like, that particular brand of emo. So, 00:55:54.280 --> 00:55:58.380 like, Fall Out Boy, Gym Class Heroes. Trivy McCoy? 00:55:58.760 --> 00:56:02.400 Paramore, I think. Yes. And, like, I constantly 00:56:02.400 --> 00:56:05.539 thank God for Esteban. Great song. Nonsense title. 00:56:06.260 --> 00:56:08.059 They're just, they're all, they're all great. 00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:12.159 A little less 16 Candles, a little more... Touch 00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:15.900 Me? Touch Me, yeah. I think. Dance Dance and 00:56:15.900 --> 00:56:17.440 Sugar We're Going Down are the only ones that 00:56:17.440 --> 00:56:20.059 have any kind of semblance of connection to the 00:56:20.059 --> 00:56:20.780 songs that are in them. And those two were radio 00:56:20.780 --> 00:56:24.949 hits. So maybe they wised up. All right. This 00:56:24.949 --> 00:56:26.389 one, I don't know if you're going to know this 00:56:26.389 --> 00:56:30.489 one or not, but it's mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. What? 00:56:31.030 --> 00:56:36.949 Yeah. M -M -M space M -M -M space M -M -M space 00:56:36.949 --> 00:56:40.650 M -M -M. No idea. If you heard the song, you'd 00:56:40.650 --> 00:56:43.190 know it. It's by the Crash Test Dummies. Very, 00:56:43.289 --> 00:56:47.179 very recognizable song at any point. Sing it 00:56:47.179 --> 00:56:53.780 for me. Once there was this girl who wouldn't, 00:56:53.780 --> 00:56:58.139 didn't want to change with the girls in the change 00:56:58.139 --> 00:57:05.460 room. But when they made her, they saw birthmarks 00:57:05.460 --> 00:57:08.860 all over her body. That's exactly how it sounds. 00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:11.320 That is the most, that is the greatest impression 00:57:11.320 --> 00:57:13.139 of that song you were ever going to hear. That's 00:57:13.139 --> 00:57:16.219 exactly. what it sounds like. And the chorus 00:57:16.219 --> 00:57:23.440 of the song is just... That's the entire chorus. 00:57:24.260 --> 00:57:28.199 I know that I've heard of the crash test dummies, 00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:30.699 but I don't know anything by them. Look up this 00:57:30.699 --> 00:57:33.300 song. It'll be stuck in your head for forever. 00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:36.820 Of course, they're from Manitoba. And then last 00:57:36.820 --> 00:57:39.159 one on this list is, there's a good reason these 00:57:39.159 --> 00:57:41.019 tables are numbered, honey. You just haven't 00:57:41.019 --> 00:57:42.340 thought of it yet. You just haven't thought of 00:57:42.340 --> 00:57:47.619 it yet. oh yeah it's god why can i not tell the 00:57:47.619 --> 00:57:54.800 good old panic yeah yeah that's um please leave 00:57:54.800 --> 00:57:58.500 all overcoats canes and top hats from that moment 00:57:58.500 --> 00:58:01.500 you'll be out of place and underdressed yeah 00:58:01.500 --> 00:58:06.420 but with the conclusion of my fun game that's 00:58:06.420 --> 00:58:09.260 all i got all right that is a that little last 00:58:09.260 --> 00:58:11.019 part was a blast from the past i haven't listened 00:58:11.019 --> 00:58:13.800 to panic or fallout boy in a well In a minute. 00:58:13.900 --> 00:58:15.900 All you out there, check out Crash Test Dummies. 00:58:16.119 --> 00:58:20.480 That one song. I will. And also Wild Side. And 00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:21.940 there was another one that you mentioned that 00:58:21.940 --> 00:58:25.099 I don't remember at this point. Let me go through 00:58:25.099 --> 00:58:29.619 my notes. Dude Looks Like a Lady. Captain Jack. 00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:33.420 Captain Jack, yeah. And also maybe Dude Looks 00:58:33.420 --> 00:58:36.300 Like a Lady because you said there was 36 dudes? 00:58:36.420 --> 00:58:39.619 36 in 4 minutes and 25 seconds. That's too many 00:58:39.619 --> 00:58:45.670 dudes. 7 .65 seconds. 7 .36 seconds per dude. 00:58:46.289 --> 00:58:48.590 Song math. That's what you're in for when you 00:58:48.590 --> 00:58:52.269 listen to the Cash Exchange. Follow us on Instagram, 00:58:52.469 --> 00:58:56.909 X, Facebook, TikTok. Leave us a review and listen 00:58:56.909 --> 00:58:59.949 to us on Apple Music, Spotify, or wherever you 00:58:59.949 --> 00:59:03.710 get your podcasts. And those handles, Instagram, 00:59:04.630 --> 00:59:07.530 Cash Exchange Podcast, TikTok, The Cash Exchange 00:59:07.530 --> 00:59:11.309 Podcast, Twitter, Cash Exchange Pod, and Gmail. 00:59:12.320 --> 00:59:17.219 cashexchangepod at gmail .com. And with that, 00:59:17.260 --> 00:59:20.079 do you have any closing thoughts? I have a message 00:59:20.079 --> 00:59:25.179 for Alanis Morissette. If I'm listening to your 00:59:25.179 --> 00:59:28.119 song, or for any artist really, if I'm listening 00:59:28.119 --> 00:59:30.500 to your song, put all the information I need 00:59:30.500 --> 00:59:32.880 in the song, unless it's something historical. 00:59:33.599 --> 00:59:36.519 So like if it's We Didn't Start the Fire, another 00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:39.320 shout out to Billy Joel, those all have points 00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:42.070 of reference that I can look up outside. of this 00:59:42.070 --> 00:59:44.630 song. But if the song is completely contained 00:59:44.630 --> 00:59:50.289 within your lyrics, put in the work. Maybe. I 00:59:50.289 --> 00:59:52.289 know this song is like 30 -something years old, 00:59:52.389 --> 00:59:58.210 but just think about that next time. My brain 00:59:58.210 --> 01:00:00.570 short -circuited when you said that song was 01:00:00.570 --> 01:00:03.030 30 -something years old. I know that's a technically 01:00:03.030 --> 01:00:09.789 factual thing. That's crazy. My closing thoughts 01:00:09.789 --> 01:00:14.840 are... Feel the Kinergy today. And if you're 01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:18.820 not, figure out why you're not. And then tomorrow, 01:00:19.000 --> 01:00:25.820 wake up, look in the mirror, ask yourself, am 01:00:25.820 --> 01:00:31.800 I sexual? And then, there you go. Hopefully a 01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:34.539 chorus of angels will come up behind you, giving 01:00:34.539 --> 01:00:36.840 you the affirmation that you need to walk out 01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:40.500 that door and grab that Kinergy by the horns. 01:00:41.070 --> 01:00:43.610 And remember, guys, the back of your head is 01:00:43.610 --> 01:00:46.329 ridiculous. All right. We'll see you next time. 01:00:47.090 --> 01:00:48.030 Peace out, Girl Scouts.