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Without 9 -11, we wouldn't have the Wiggles.

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Five, four, three, two, one, zero. Welcome to

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the show, people. Welcome to the show. Eat my

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shorts. So here is to conversation. Tranquility.

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All right, welcome to the Cash Exchange, guys.

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What up? All right, your through line today is

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what do Tamagotchis, bucket hats, and fanny packs

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have in common? Stuff making a comeback. Stuff

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from a simpler time, a much better time. Stuff

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from a simpler time, yeah. That is... The era

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of, I did not have sexual relations with that

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woman. I cannot tell you how hard I was trying

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to throw... that particular line into this episode.

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I assumed it was going to come up naturally at

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some point. I didn't think it'd be this early

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on. What was his other one? Depends on what your

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definition of is is. What a fun time in this

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country. Oh. Okay, so I will say that I did make

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an oopsie when it came to the through line today

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because fanny packs were from the 80s. In my

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head it was just like a 90s thing, but my through

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line today were that these three are things that

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were made in the 90s but are still on the rise.

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Also things that were made in the 90s still on

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the rise, the two of us. So today's episode,

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I was trying to decide which way I wanted to

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go, if it was going to be like a generational

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conversation or an early 90s, late 90s thing.

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Because you were born in 92, I was born in 99.

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Not that I experienced all that much of the 90s,

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but... I still got to, I still think I understand

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most of it. I think that a big part of that,

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I think a big, like, I guess, line to where you

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can differentiate is whether you remember 9 -11

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or not. There's no way you remember firsthand

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9 -11. No, of course not. Because you were what?

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I was two. Yeah, not even. No, you were. I was

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two, almost three. Yeah, almost three, yeah.

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Yeah, no, I don't remember it at all. Wild times.

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Um, so when I was researching this video, I was

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watching, um, I was watching someone else's like,

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just like deep dive into nineties culture and

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stuff like that. And they were like, it's, it's

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kind of blurry where you would consider like

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the start and the end of the nineties. And so

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they were talking about how the start of the

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nineties could have been like when the internet

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kind of hit its stride or whenever, like there

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were a couple of other examples that they gave

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that I don't remember at this point, but that

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they said the end of the nineties could have

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been like Y2K. Or it could have been 9 -11 or

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Columbine because that was also in 99. Yeah.

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And so they were talking about how these like

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the kind of beginning and ending of this decade

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is a little bit fuzzier than we think it is because

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there's always going to be a little bit of bleed

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in from the previous and to the next. So the

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way that I kind of wanted to structure it was

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to do a early versus late 90s. Okay. And I wanted

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to start out with movies. Because I believe that

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the late 90s movies are where it's at. Late 90s.

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Okay. So with the late 90s, you got more of the,

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like, the rom -coms kind of stuff and more of,

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like, the teen movies. So you got, like, Clueless,

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10 Things I Hate About You, which, for the record,

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is one of my favorite movies of all time. I miss

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Heath Ledger. That's based off of Shakespeare.

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Faming of the True. Yeah. Yeah. That one is,

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it's one of my comfort movies. It has been for...

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At least a decade now. I think it was probably

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one of the last DVDs that I bought. I got it

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on Blu -ray on the anniversary of it coming out.

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I miss DVDs. I don't miss DVDs. I miss Blu -rays.

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Why don't you miss DVDs? What's the difference

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in your view? The lack of quality. Oh. I mean,

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I like the fact that you could physically own

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it and that it would be yours forever until it

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was unusable. Yeah, I mean, there's such a huge

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differentiation between DVD and Blu -ray. Were

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you guys ever able to find a VHS player? Uh -huh.

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Yeah, Thrift Store. I'm surprised you didn't

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start out that route. It was pretty early on.

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I mean, we looked online, like Amazon, and they're

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ridiculous. Well, sure, because they're... Because

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now they're like a specialty item. And, I mean,

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you're looking at like $300 for a VCR. But we

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found one. It's okay. I don't really know if

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it's the VHS or the VHS player that is the problem,

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but there's services that you can go to that

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is probably going to be another present at some

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point where you can get it all digitized or you

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can just buy the digitizer yourself. But I don't

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know if the service can enhance what's going

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on because it'll just pixelate it. The ones we

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have, it's a bunch of family stuff and it is,

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it'll like. Just cut out, it'll go to static,

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and then it'll come back, go to static, come

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back. Sometimes the audio tracking's off. Okay.

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But no, all of our memories are on camcorder

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cassettes that I have yet to get my hands on.

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But I think that that would be a nice thing to

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have at some point. Yeah? Uh -huh. Just got to

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get a hold of it. Yeah, that'd be interesting.

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See what the home movies look like. Yeah, we

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would have it, yeah. We'd invite everyone over

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and have a little... Yeah, we're going to sing

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session. I don't know. I've always wanted to

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hold someone hostage while we do like a slide

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show of a vacation. I've seen it in every show

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from the early 2000s and like the 90s and stuff.

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I've seen it in The Simpsons 15 times. Patty

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and Selma bring the carousel. I so badly want

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to subject somebody to that. Yeah. I don't take

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enough pictures for one thing for that to make

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sense. Who would we? I mean, I take a lot of

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pictures. Yeah. So I could subject you to that.

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That's fine. I think in the case that I did a

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vacation and wanted to have one of these hostage

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situations, I would also just take pictures of

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the worst things. This is my feet on the tram

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getting from my car to the theme park. When we

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went to Colorado Springs, I took the fancy camera.

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And so we ended up taking probably like 200 -something

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pictures. And they're real good, like high -res

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pictures. But you do run into... okay, well,

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this is a picture of a thing. This is a picture

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two centimeters to the right of that thing. This

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is another picture two centimeters down from

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that thing. You want to make a complete image

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in your head. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you've got

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to get the whole thing. Yeah, absolutely. But

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no, that's on the to -do list. I just need to

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get access to the equipment that I do not have

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access to at the present moment. I mean, one

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of these days. Is it expensive to digitize VHSs?

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Have you looked into the pricing and stuff on

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it? I think you send them away. I think you can

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send like five for maybe like 60, 70 bucks. Oh,

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it's not as bad as I thought it would be. It's

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nothing crazy. I mean, I think we have maybe

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10 or 15 here. But there's also things that you

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can buy that will digitize it for you. Okay.

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I think the only VHS that I specifically miss

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is the orange Rugrats one. The Rugrats and...

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Go to Paris? I don't remember what it's called.

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Rugrats in Paris? Something like that. I don't

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know. The Paris Rugrats movie, the orange VHS,

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was my favorite thing growing up. You also had

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a lot of white VHSs. Those were Barney. Oh, yeah.

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I forgot about those. I mean, they were hand

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-me -downs. I think the Rugrats one was actually

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mine. Probably, yeah. I don't think I was really

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a Barney kid. No, Barney had made its run by

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the time you were a toddler. You were real into

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the Wiggles. The Wiggles are also making a comeback.

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But isn't it just one of the original guys? I

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don't know. I don't remember who the original

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Wiggles are. I don't know if it's just one Wiggle

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left. There was the Asian. Correct. There was

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the tall one. There was the one that looked like

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he was probably an accountant before he became

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a Wiggle. And then there was the one that, I

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don't know, I guess the hot one of the group.

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Aside from the Asian one, you could also be describing

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the cast of Whose Line Is It Anyway? The tall

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one, the one that looked like they were an accountant

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before this, and the hot one. Who's the hot one?

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In this situation, Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady,

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yeah. It's not. Ryan Stiles is the tall one.

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And then Colin Mockery looks like he's still

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an accountant. But yeah, no, so the Wiggles are

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making a comeback. They're all over TikTok right

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now. There's a female Wiggle now. Progressive.

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It's called a jiggle. The three wiggles and the

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jiggle. Was the Wiggles a 90s show? No. No? No,

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early 2000s. I want to say, what, like 2002?

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Dolly Parton was on the Wiggles? Active from

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91. Okay, but when did they get the show? It

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was like a touring group before they got the

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show. Yummy, yummy. Fruit salad still slaps.

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IMDB to the rescue. Anthony Field and Jeff Fatt

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were members of the Cockroaches, a Sydney pop

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band known for their good time R &B material.

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What? Okay, well this says... So on IMDb, it

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says that the show ran from 1993 to 2022, right?

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But then it says it ran for six seasons. And

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then if you go down to the list of episodes,

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the first one is 1998. But then it says it aired

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September 1st, 2002. Okay. So according to IMDb,

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it's 2002. I've been like skimming their Wikipedia.

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And the beginning of this paragraph is the Wiggles

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popularity in the U .S. increased, quote, in

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the shell -shocked weeks after the terrorist

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attacks on New York City in 2001. So if it weren't

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for 9 -11, we wouldn't have the Wiggles? I think

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if it weren't for 9 -11, we wouldn't have the

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Wiggles. Also, if there is a promo statement,

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an audio bite from this episode, it's without

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9 -11, we wouldn't have the Wiggles. I think

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9 -11 makes as prominent of an appearance in

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these episodes as M. Night Shyamalan presents

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Avatar The Last Airbender did in our earlier

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episodes. Yeah. It's been a minute since I've...

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Made reference? Made reference. We got to bring

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it back. We should have talked about it in the

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last episode. Except I don't know if it crosses

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the threshold into it's good. No. I don't know.

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Did you ever watch... So bad it's bad. Did you

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ever finish Battlefield Earth? No. I'm not going

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to go back and watch that movie. I don't like

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John Travolta. I don't like Spaceship Beep Boop.

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That's from Family Guy, right? Yeah. Yeah. I...

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I was watching Family Guy while I was in a hotel

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last week, and that came up, and then that reference

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finally clicked. Yeah. We are about love and

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spaceships and beat boot. I think about it all

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the time. Wild tangent. I don't even remember

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where we were. We were on movies. Movies. We

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started out with VHS tapes, and now we're here.

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There we go. But yeah, I believe that the late

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90s were better movies because we got all of

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the teen rom -coms. We got Clueless, She's All

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That, 10 Things I Hate About You. We got Matrix.

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I think we had Pulp Fiction. I think that was

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late 90s. I might be wrong on that one. Yeah.

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We got Titanic, which was 90s. I think Reservoir

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Dogs was 94, and that was before Pulp Fiction.

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So yeah, you're probably right. And yeah, when

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I was doing like the, looking into the most like

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quintessentially 90s movies, I think, or the

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big like cultural touch points when it came to

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movies, there was also Home Alone for the early

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part, Home Alone, Silence of the Lambs, Jurassic

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Park, and that's when Disney had their... Like

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second heyday. Renaissance. Yeah. So they had

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like Pocahontas and Mulan and Beauty and the

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Beast and all that. You know what the number

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one grossing movie for 1992 was? What? Aladdin.

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You know what the highest grossing movie of 99

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was? Phantom Menace. Unfortunately. I already

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looked it up. That's a good movie. It's fine.

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What's his name? Lloyd... What's his name? Jake

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Lloyd. Who? Anakin. Oh, okay. He went through

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some stuff because of that role, but he also

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was not good in that role. He also was in Jingle

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All the Way and was just as annoying in that

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role, too. That man is 36 now. He is, and he

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looks like Anakin, but if Anakin had just been

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beaten senselessly for the last 15 years, same

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face. wispy mustache he looks like if anna can

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only listen to semi -sonic this man looks like

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he originated the meme and here's wonderwall

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it's it's rough but hey uh hopefully he has come

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out of the other side of his uh the difficulties

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that he faced and hopefully he's better for it

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now so shout out to jake lloyd i have no idea

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what difficulties he faced oh he had to move

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schools Because he was bullied so relentlessly

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for his role in Phantom Menace. Okay. But him,

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it also didn't help that he was also sharing

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a movie with Jar Jar Binks, who was also one

00:14:44.779 --> 00:14:48.299
of the worst movie characters of all time. But

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you would think that might help him out because

00:14:51.019 --> 00:14:53.539
he was worse than Anakin. At least Anakin had

00:14:53.539 --> 00:14:59.509
a story. Jar Jar Binks was just the worst. I

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have a love -hate relationship with movies that

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have a character that you can tell they're just

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super psyched about making merch for. They don't

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have an actual plot point or anything. They're

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just there, and they want to be a fun toy. What

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are those things in the newer Star Wars? They

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kind of look like Furbies. I don't remember what

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they're called. But they're like these little

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alien animal thingies. Yeah. Look like little

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Furbies. And they were 100 % only in the movie

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so that there could be a toy. Yeah. Okay. I was

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thinking the Minions. Because in the first Despicable

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Me, I'm pretty sure they were only the way that

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they were so that they could be solid merch.

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And then it took off even better than they expected.

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So much so that they have movies and rides. And

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you have a fart gun from one of them. They also

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had a part of the plot. They were also part of

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the plot. I know I brought this on myself. Is

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it banana or fart? No, I haven't dared try the

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fart one yet. It just smelled like popcorn. Well,

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okay, yeah. I don't know how much you have to

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drain the tank before you just get... popcorn

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flavored banana but let's find out keep talking

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do you think you could just like put vape juice

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in that thing maybe i mean it's the same concept

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i don't see why not for those of you listening

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um it's a little it's a toy version of the fart

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blaster that's in despicable me and it comes

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in scents fart and banana the fart one smells

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like buttered popcorn jelly beans and it shoots

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little like smoke rings And it reminds me of

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every D -bag who vaped. Maybe like the 2010s.

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We haven't tried the far one yet, so stand by.

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I'm about to experience this for science and

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for podcasts. I don't like that this thing is

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revving up. I'll listen to this. All right. We're

00:17:16.680 --> 00:17:19.960
getting the gases built up. Oh, we're ready.

00:17:20.059 --> 00:17:26.279
All right. And boom goes the dynamite. Do you

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smell it? No. Did it hit you too high? That hit

00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:33.440
you in the nostrils. That one smelled like cupcakes.

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It didn't even smell like... How was that one?

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That one hit you right in the nose. It still

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smells really sweet. This is going to be the

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fart one. Just straight. Let's get her charged

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up. Doesn't smell good, but... It's so funny

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to watch. You just get hit in the face and it

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just goes up your nose. I don't know. I think

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the fart scent was all hype. The banana smells

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like banana. Yeah. Snozzberries. Yeah, no, it

00:18:30.470 --> 00:18:33.470
smells fine. It's going to make a great prop

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whenever we get our video going. If you say something

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dumb, you just get fart blasted. So I kind of

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went a different route. I did less. Oh, my. It's

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smoky in here. Looking like a JRE episode. I

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went a slightly different route. I did movies.

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Biggest movies from 92. Biggest movies from 99.

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Okay. That's how I knew Phantom Menace was number

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one. Oh, so you did like specifically just our

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years? Yeah. Okay. I was going early and late.

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So next to Aladdin as number one in 92. You know,

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the second one, guest starred, cameoed, a future

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president. Home Alone 2. Home Alone 2, lost in

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New York. And then the third one, Batman Returns.

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Okay. So that's Batman with Keaton. Yeah. The

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last one. Yeah, because he was in Batman and

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Batman Returns, and then after that it was Batman

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Forever. Forever with Clooney, right? No. No?

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No. Kilmer. Kilmer, okay. R .I .P. R .I .P. So

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the Iceman. It's a good old Doc Holliday. At

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99, so we have Phantom Menace, Sixth Sense, our

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boy M. Night, in his heyday, well before old.

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All right, that was a good movie. I'll give you

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that. What do you think his turning point was?

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What do you mean? When did it all go to hell?

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Do you think it was after Signs? I think he did...

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Well, Split was good. I like Split. I think that

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Split was good, though, because of Anya Taylor

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-Joy and James McAvoy. I don't think it had anything

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to do with the plot. I think it was because he

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did such a phenomenal job. Yeah. As every character

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that he played that I don't think that the movie,

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I think the movie could have absolutely no plot.

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And I think generally speaking, it kind of does.

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And it still would be great. Yeah. Because it

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was just like the link. It was the bridge between

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Unbreakable and Glass. Mm -hmm. I did not like

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Glass. I didn't watch it. I really wanted to

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like it. Yeah. Did not. Right after Sixth Sense,

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Toy Story 2. Okay. Which, in my opinion, is the

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second best Toy Story. Okay. After Toy Story...

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Three? Four. No, three. Yeah, not four. Two.

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Not four. Sorry, three. I meant three. Yes. I

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was agreeing with you. Okay. Cheese and crackers.

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I will say, Toy Story 4 is a gorgeous movie.

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The animation on it is absolutely phenomenal.

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The movie itself did not need to be made. It's

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real stupid. It does not need to be a fifth one.

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That's another something for the sake of making

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it a toy. Forky. Yeah. Literally just trash.

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And they made a toy out of it and said, look

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how cute this trash is. Buy it, please. They

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wanted to break the fourth wall. They wanted

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to make a meta joke in the age of Deadpool. Oh,

00:22:00.509 --> 00:22:02.529
you want to buy trash? Well, here's actual trash.

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Yeah. Buy it. Lotso Huggenbear, on the other

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hand, fantastic merch. He smelled like strawberries.

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He did. He did. Max had a Lotso. I don't know

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what happened to it. He was such a good villain.

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Yeah, so I mean, it's interesting that there's

00:22:21.839 --> 00:22:25.079
a seven -year gap. So movies that came out when

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I was born and then movies that came out when

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you were born, and they're pretty similar. I

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mean, you got... Batman, and then Star Wars,

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which essentially are just superhero movies.

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Yeah. You got Aladdin and Toy Story. And then

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you have Home Alone 2 and The Sixth Sense. I'm

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sure there's some sort of through line there.

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Has Kevin McAllister been dead this whole time?

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Kevin was dead the whole time. See? That's why

00:22:50.420 --> 00:22:52.660
they left him behind is because he didn't exist.

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So not much changes through the decade as far

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as movie trends. Sure. As far as like the lasting

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impact. Do you think that like the earlier, the

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later had more of a more staying power? I think

00:23:08.779 --> 00:23:13.420
probably the later, because I think that you

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mean as far as movies are concerned? Yeah, because

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the early 90s movies were real art house, real

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artsy fartsy. And just they were trying to make

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up for all of the cheesy like horndog stuff of

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the 80s. And so they tried to do a 180 and say,

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no, this isn't a movie. This is a film. And then

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as the decade went on, they started getting away

00:23:43.789 --> 00:23:46.529
from that and started making more enjoyable,

00:23:46.809 --> 00:23:50.630
longer -lasting things. Because Batman Returns

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versus Star Wars, The Phantom Menace, I mean,

00:23:54.950 --> 00:23:58.299
Batman Returns is like... real gritty and takes

00:23:58.299 --> 00:24:01.759
itself away too seriously it's like it's like

00:24:01.759 --> 00:24:05.779
if uh they saw like the dark knight and they

00:24:05.779 --> 00:24:09.640
were like no we need to amp this up like the

00:24:09.640 --> 00:24:14.920
batman it's yes yes it was like yeah but phantom

00:24:14.920 --> 00:24:18.259
menace is like hey um we're cool guys with laser

00:24:18.259 --> 00:24:20.819
swords and we're just gonna slice down people

00:24:20.819 --> 00:24:23.700
and also there's a bunch of talk about senate

00:24:23.700 --> 00:24:27.069
hearings and votes of no confidence I talk a

00:24:27.069 --> 00:24:29.789
lot of trash on the, like, the fact that every

00:24:29.789 --> 00:24:32.210
movie nowadays is a prequel, sequel, or reboot,

00:24:32.309 --> 00:24:34.269
but I didn't realize how invasive it was even

00:24:34.269 --> 00:24:36.950
in the 90s. You've got Home Alone 2, Toy Story

00:24:36.950 --> 00:24:41.329
2, Batman Returns, and The Phantom Menace, which

00:24:41.329 --> 00:24:43.569
is... Star Wars 1, which is actually the fourth.

00:24:43.849 --> 00:24:47.730
Yeah. Like, all of these are, almost all of these

00:24:47.730 --> 00:24:52.359
are reboots, sequels, or prequels. Yeah. Yeah,

00:24:52.380 --> 00:24:55.140
I mean, I would be interested to know what the

00:24:55.140 --> 00:24:59.920
most profitable movie from the 90s was that was

00:24:59.920 --> 00:25:07.019
not a prequel, sequel, or remake. Titanic. Okay,

00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:10.799
what about one that's an original story? Like

00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:13.220
someone made from whole cloth. By the way, don't

00:25:13.220 --> 00:25:18.500
you think it's weird that they used that tragedy

00:25:18.500 --> 00:25:22.210
as a jumping off point? to tell the story about

00:25:22.210 --> 00:25:25.490
people that never existed. I think a lot of things

00:25:25.490 --> 00:25:27.869
about the Titanic are weird. The fact that we're

00:25:27.869 --> 00:25:34.410
still revisiting that after 113 years? 1912,

00:25:34.650 --> 00:25:36.630
yeah. The fact that we're still revisiting the

00:25:36.630 --> 00:25:41.250
Titanic, like, let them rest. Let it die. Turning

00:25:41.250 --> 00:25:45.809
it into a romantic movie is bizarre enough. Time

00:25:45.809 --> 00:25:48.230
is about to take care of that for us, because

00:25:48.230 --> 00:25:51.480
apparently it's like... In the next 50 years,

00:25:51.559 --> 00:25:53.740
it's going to be completely disintegrated. Yeah.

00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:58.299
Also, for the record, Jurassic Park. Well, that's...

00:25:58.299 --> 00:26:01.819
Based on a book. Based on a book. Independence

00:26:01.819 --> 00:26:06.259
Day? Yeah. I mean, I think that would be the

00:26:06.259 --> 00:26:11.359
most original story so far. So the top 10 are

00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:14.839
Titanic. Based off an actual event. Based on

00:26:14.839 --> 00:26:18.960
an actual event. Phantom Menace. Sequel. Prequel.

00:26:19.099 --> 00:26:22.039
Prequel. Jurassic Park, book. Based on a book.

00:26:22.759 --> 00:26:26.960
Independence Day. As far as we know. Lion King,

00:26:27.140 --> 00:26:32.220
Hamlet. Yeah. Forrest Gump, book. Maybe Independence

00:26:32.220 --> 00:26:35.819
Day is like loosely based on World of Worlds.

00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:40.240
Yeah, just a reimagining. Sure, yeah. I would

00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:44.779
still give it the point. But yeah, Forrest Gump,

00:26:44.900 --> 00:26:49.180
book. Sixth Sense. Original story. Walt Disney?

00:26:50.480 --> 00:26:52.819
The Sixth Sense is a Disney movie? Yeah, it was.

00:26:54.599 --> 00:26:59.200
They owned, not Miramax. That's the one we're

00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:02.119
not allowed to talk about. But Dogma is owned

00:27:02.119 --> 00:27:05.279
back by the right people again. Yeah. Touchstone.

00:27:05.980 --> 00:27:08.619
Disney bought Touchstone. Okay, yeah. And that's

00:27:08.619 --> 00:27:10.759
where Disney released their more adult movies

00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:13.319
that they couldn't put under the Disney header.

00:27:14.299 --> 00:27:16.660
All right, and then 8, 9, and 10 are The Lost

00:27:16.660 --> 00:27:19.059
World, Jurassic Park, Men in Black, and Armageddon.

00:27:20.009 --> 00:27:24.210
Armageddon is one of those weird ones. Was it

00:27:24.210 --> 00:27:27.930
Armageddon? I feel like it's one of those. Yes,

00:27:28.490 --> 00:27:31.950
Ben Affleck, Billy Bob Thornton. I feel like

00:27:31.950 --> 00:27:34.589
that's one of those ones that had another movie

00:27:34.589 --> 00:27:36.509
that was exactly like it come out at the same

00:27:36.509 --> 00:27:42.430
time. Like The Core and Deep Impact. No, maybe

00:27:42.430 --> 00:27:45.859
Deep Impact is the Armageddon -like movie. No

00:27:45.859 --> 00:27:47.880
strings attached in Friends with Benefits? Yeah,

00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:54.640
that kind of situation. I'm pretty sure there

00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:56.339
was two movies where there was an asteroid about

00:27:56.339 --> 00:27:58.279
to hit the Earth and that they had to do something

00:27:58.279 --> 00:28:01.940
about it. And the other two movies were they

00:28:01.940 --> 00:28:05.240
had to go to the center of the Earth to plant

00:28:05.240 --> 00:28:09.299
dynamite or something to re -spin the course

00:28:09.299 --> 00:28:14.920
on mumbo jumbo like that. Okay. All right, and

00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:18.859
on that note, let's move on to music. Okay. I

00:28:18.859 --> 00:28:21.579
didn't do anything for music. No. This one's

00:28:21.579 --> 00:28:25.259
all you. So the earlier part of the 90s, I feel

00:28:25.259 --> 00:28:26.880
like this is where it splits a little bit more

00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:29.900
because movies are kind of consistent throughout

00:28:29.900 --> 00:28:33.140
the entire decade, but I think music changed

00:28:33.140 --> 00:28:36.380
a little bit more. So in the early 90s, you get

00:28:36.380 --> 00:28:40.259
the release of Nevermind. So you get more of

00:28:40.259 --> 00:28:45.170
the grungy kind of music. Nirvana, Pearl Jam.

00:28:46.109 --> 00:28:50.289
All that was in response to the hair metal stuff

00:28:50.289 --> 00:28:53.910
from the 80s that kids were too cool for. And

00:28:53.910 --> 00:28:59.450
then you get kind of the basis for the 90s version

00:28:59.450 --> 00:29:03.269
of pop, R &B, and hip -hop because you get Dr.

00:29:03.390 --> 00:29:06.269
Dre's Chronic. This is when in the early 90s

00:29:06.269 --> 00:29:09.490
is where Whitney Houston gets her biggest claim

00:29:09.490 --> 00:29:16.660
to fame. bodyguard right i will always love you

00:29:16.660 --> 00:29:20.920
yeah which i do you think that have you heard

00:29:20.920 --> 00:29:24.400
dolly parton sing that song do you do you think

00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:27.700
it should have been a a whitney or a dolly song

00:29:27.700 --> 00:29:31.599
i mean i know like whitney houston is known for

00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:34.559
it but i think that they both brought it brought

00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:41.079
a different uh i think they they're both sending

00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:45.710
different messages For the same song. Okay, that's

00:29:45.710 --> 00:29:49.450
fair. So Dolly Parton wrote that song for Porter

00:29:49.450 --> 00:29:54.009
Wagner. Yeah. Whenever they stopped working together.

00:29:54.049 --> 00:29:57.809
I don't really know what the breaking point was,

00:29:57.970 --> 00:30:00.089
but I know that she wrote that song for Porter

00:30:00.089 --> 00:30:07.349
Wagner. And just like, hers is a lot, I don't

00:30:07.349 --> 00:30:12.710
want to say sadder, but hers. Her version comes

00:30:12.710 --> 00:30:17.250
across as more of a friendship not lasting or

00:30:17.250 --> 00:30:19.529
like a partnership not lasting than a relationship

00:30:19.529 --> 00:30:21.829
not lasting. I definitely think that Whitney

00:30:21.829 --> 00:30:24.950
Houston's version is definitely a song about

00:30:24.950 --> 00:30:27.869
a relationship that's ending. Interesting take.

00:30:28.470 --> 00:30:31.329
I'll have to re -listen to both of those. But

00:30:31.329 --> 00:30:33.569
no, Whitney Houston definitely made more money

00:30:33.569 --> 00:30:37.089
for Dolly Parton off that song than she ever

00:30:37.089 --> 00:30:40.210
did with that song. Yeah. Probably funded Dollywood.

00:30:42.059 --> 00:30:44.519
Probably. I mean, Dolly Parton is still an icon

00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:47.220
one way or the other. But once we get to the

00:30:47.220 --> 00:30:52.339
late 90s, in the same kind of style as the movies

00:30:52.339 --> 00:30:56.579
went, how there was more of a teen -centric thing,

00:30:56.880 --> 00:31:00.640
you get more of the kind of teen music. So you

00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:03.960
get Britney Spears, NSYNC, all of the boy bands.

00:31:04.220 --> 00:31:09.910
So NSYNC, Backstreet, New Kids. 98 Degrees. 98

00:31:09.910 --> 00:31:15.569
Degrees, yeah. Which I couldn't. I don't think

00:31:15.569 --> 00:31:17.910
I've ever listened to 98 Degrees. I think Gimme

00:31:17.910 --> 00:31:19.650
One More Night, I think is what it's called.

00:31:19.690 --> 00:31:21.630
That's the only 98 Degrees song I know. Yeah.

00:31:23.250 --> 00:31:26.190
One of my friends, her mom is obsessed with New

00:31:26.190 --> 00:31:29.009
Kids on the Block still. I don't understand that

00:31:29.009 --> 00:31:32.490
one. I don't particularly care for the Wahlbergs

00:31:32.490 --> 00:31:40.990
as a whole. Their burgers are meh. Wow. I stand

00:31:40.990 --> 00:31:43.289
by it. I've never had a Wahlburger. It's gimmicky.

00:31:43.430 --> 00:31:47.869
I tried the actual ones in Massachusetts. Yeah.

00:31:47.910 --> 00:31:52.349
And I also tried the ones in Vegas. Both, solidly.

00:31:52.869 --> 00:31:57.390
Do they taste the same? Or is there like the

00:31:57.390 --> 00:32:02.869
chain vibe that comes to the Vegas one? It all

00:32:02.869 --> 00:32:05.890
tastes like chain burgers. But very expensive

00:32:05.890 --> 00:32:08.410
because it has Wahlberg in the name. Mm -hmm.

00:32:08.890 --> 00:32:12.650
So, like, it's fine. It's just it's not anything

00:32:12.650 --> 00:32:17.250
special. But they do have a bunch of, like, Wahlberg

00:32:17.250 --> 00:32:20.069
-themed art on the walls. So you can tell that

00:32:20.069 --> 00:32:21.569
they're, like, trying really hard to just be

00:32:21.569 --> 00:32:27.250
gimmicky. Mm -hmm. It's run by Paul Wahlberg,

00:32:27.369 --> 00:32:32.329
I think. Paul Wahlberg? No, not run by Paul Wahlberg.

00:32:32.349 --> 00:32:38.339
The Iceman? Paul Wahlberger. God. Yeah, no. They're

00:32:38.339 --> 00:32:45.380
solidly a meh family. Hmm. Solidly average. Solidly

00:32:45.380 --> 00:32:52.660
average. In the teen pop stuff, are they actually

00:32:52.660 --> 00:32:56.579
making a Britney Spears movie based on her book?

00:32:56.680 --> 00:32:58.180
Because I feel like that's pretty messed up.

00:32:58.589 --> 00:33:00.869
I keep hearing things about it, and I keep forgetting

00:33:00.869 --> 00:33:02.950
to actually look into it to see if it's really

00:33:02.950 --> 00:33:07.250
happening. Well, if we discuss it here, then

00:33:07.250 --> 00:33:12.650
much like the Michael biopic, biopic, biography

00:33:12.650 --> 00:33:17.569
picture, we might have just spoken it into existence.

00:33:17.849 --> 00:33:20.150
I don't want to. I don't like the idea of that

00:33:20.150 --> 00:33:24.029
being a movie. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, it's all

00:33:24.029 --> 00:33:27.069
these things. Like, I'm sure it's going to be

00:33:27.069 --> 00:33:29.309
whitewashed. Just like everything else was. Just

00:33:29.309 --> 00:33:31.630
like the Elvis movie was. Just like the Michael

00:33:31.630 --> 00:33:36.269
Jackson one will definitely be. Yeah. It's just,

00:33:36.309 --> 00:33:38.529
it's going to be, hey, you remember when this

00:33:38.529 --> 00:33:41.190
thing happened? Yeah. Well, it's in a movie now.

00:33:41.710 --> 00:33:45.809
And, I mean, how up to current day do you think

00:33:45.809 --> 00:33:47.250
they're going to go? Do you think they're going

00:33:47.250 --> 00:33:50.289
to have some actress reenacting her crazy ass

00:33:50.289 --> 00:33:53.490
Instagram posts? Maria River Red or whatever

00:33:53.490 --> 00:33:57.559
it is. Huh? That's her actual, her. Other Instagram?

00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:03.980
Maria Everred? River Red. River Red. Huh. I think

00:34:03.980 --> 00:34:06.700
that's what it is. I'm not very up to date on

00:34:06.700 --> 00:34:10.599
my Britney Spears stuff. I just see her on, I

00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:13.340
just see her stuff on Twitter and people saying,

00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:15.880
is Britney okay? No, she's not okay. She hasn't

00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:19.159
been okay since 99. Yeah. Yeah, her Instagram

00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:22.699
name is Maria River Red. Hmm. That's not what

00:34:22.699 --> 00:34:25.460
I was actually going to look up, but. Now, in

00:34:25.460 --> 00:34:28.119
the 90s, we also had, like, a weird influx of,

00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:35.239
like, mainstream Latin music, too. And then once

00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:40.880
that got semi -popular, then you had bands like

00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:45.159
98 Degrees, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC all do, like,

00:34:45.219 --> 00:34:49.480
Latin -inspired songs. Because, like, Give Me

00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:52.639
One More Night. Yeah. Part of that's sung in

00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:58.889
Spanish. And it's a very Latin vibe song. The

00:34:58.889 --> 00:35:04.769
Call, I think, by the Backstreet Boys about his

00:35:04.769 --> 00:35:07.690
girlfriend calling him and saying, no, I'm going

00:35:07.690 --> 00:35:09.809
to be out late tonight. Don't wait up. And then

00:35:09.809 --> 00:35:12.050
he's out cheating on her. That's also a Latin

00:35:12.050 --> 00:35:16.230
song. I'm sure there's an NSYNC one. I just can't

00:35:16.230 --> 00:35:18.969
think of it off the top of my head. But I mean,

00:35:18.989 --> 00:35:21.489
that was all based off of like Mark Anthony.

00:35:22.699 --> 00:35:26.400
Ricky Martin. Yeah. Enrique Iglesias. All that

00:35:26.400 --> 00:35:29.260
stuff. Was Enrique Iglesias 90s? I thought he

00:35:29.260 --> 00:35:32.460
was 2000s. I'm pretty sure Hero came out in like

00:35:32.460 --> 00:35:37.420
late 90s. Probably like 97, 98. Also, circling

00:35:37.420 --> 00:35:38.980
back, there is going to be a Britney Spears movie

00:35:38.980 --> 00:35:42.380
based on The Woman in Me. It's being directed

00:35:42.380 --> 00:35:45.320
by the guy who did Wicked and Crazy Rich Asians.

00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:52.710
Okay. Neat. Oh, Brittany is expected to be very

00:35:52.710 --> 00:35:55.570
involved in the film. That's interesting. I'm

00:35:55.570 --> 00:35:58.190
curious how it's going to play out. But I hope

00:35:58.190 --> 00:36:02.050
they do the story justice. Who's going to be

00:36:02.050 --> 00:36:06.429
Jamie Lynn? It's going to be... They should get

00:36:06.429 --> 00:36:07.929
someone like... I was going to make a South Park

00:36:07.929 --> 00:36:10.590
joke and I can't remember who it is. Sally Struthers.

00:36:12.429 --> 00:36:13.969
That's the way I was going to go too. I was thinking

00:36:13.969 --> 00:36:16.800
like Honey Boo Boo. God, I tried to read her

00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:20.119
book and it's so unbelievably stupid. Honey Boo

00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:25.599
Boo? Jamie Lynn Spears. Oh. She, it reads like

00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:28.539
she used a voice to text feature instead of actually

00:36:28.539 --> 00:36:32.699
like typing things out. She uses more y 'alls

00:36:32.699 --> 00:36:38.199
than I have seen in my entire life. Hmm. It's

00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:42.679
bad. Yeah. It's bad. Did you read? Do you think

00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:45.019
any of that has to do with all the blood rushing

00:36:45.019 --> 00:36:47.719
to her chin? Is that why she's not all there

00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:51.260
upstairs? The last video I saw of her was her

00:36:51.260 --> 00:36:53.219
and her daughter. I think they're at some cheerleading

00:36:53.219 --> 00:36:56.860
competition or something. And that thing could

00:36:56.860 --> 00:36:59.739
cut glass. I couldn't tell you the last time

00:36:59.739 --> 00:37:02.400
I saw anything about Jamie Lynn Spears. I'm sure

00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:05.039
it was right after the woman in me came out.

00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:08.840
I think that there was talks about a Zoey 101

00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:12.969
reboot. They made it. Oh, they did? Is she in

00:37:12.969 --> 00:37:17.289
it? Zoe 102. Is she in it? Yes. Oh. It's a wedding

00:37:17.289 --> 00:37:22.449
for someone that was on that show. So maybe that's

00:37:22.449 --> 00:37:25.510
why she made a little bit of a comeback there.

00:37:25.750 --> 00:37:27.750
I don't know. I'm interested to see, like I said,

00:37:27.789 --> 00:37:30.929
how it plays out. But everything about that whole

00:37:30.929 --> 00:37:37.130
story is just so sad. Yeah. But hey, get that

00:37:37.130 --> 00:37:40.230
bag. Make that money. Who's going to be K -Fed?

00:37:41.539 --> 00:37:44.300
I hope that Justin Timberlake is Paul Giamatti.

00:37:45.260 --> 00:37:48.719
That's my dream cast. I hope it ruins the tour.

00:37:49.380 --> 00:37:55.800
The world tour. Yeah. I think stadium tours are

00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:58.900
on their way out. I think that there's too many

00:37:58.900 --> 00:38:01.920
celebrities who are just like ruining themselves.

00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:05.960
Speaking of, I actually wanted to find some way

00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:08.500
to loop this in. That way it's current. Katy

00:38:08.500 --> 00:38:12.269
Perry nonsense. I am in deep. I am in so deep

00:38:12.269 --> 00:38:19.389
on all of her ridiculousness. I don't understand

00:38:19.389 --> 00:38:22.829
it. I don't understand the Blue Origin stuff.

00:38:23.070 --> 00:38:27.130
I don't understand the singing in space, taking

00:38:27.130 --> 00:38:30.690
up space. Yeah. I don't understand the coming

00:38:30.690 --> 00:38:34.309
back and saying I'm an astronaut. I don't understand

00:38:34.309 --> 00:38:40.940
the saying you don't really know love. Until

00:38:40.940 --> 00:38:45.079
you've been above the earth. I don't get whatever's

00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:49.280
going on on her tour. And I also don't get the

00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:56.119
annoying and pretty offensive Carnival Cruises.

00:38:56.380 --> 00:38:59.539
I think it's Carnival. Royal Caribbean. Something

00:38:59.539 --> 00:39:02.420
with Orlando Bloom and Drew Barrymore. What?

00:39:02.699 --> 00:39:05.480
Where he's like this refined British man and

00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:08.360
she's just this bumpkin from America. Oh, God.

00:39:08.460 --> 00:39:11.860
What? You haven't seen these? No. They are so

00:39:11.860 --> 00:39:20.699
rude to Americans and just like a superiority

00:39:20.699 --> 00:39:27.179
complex for the British in Orlando. Okay. I will

00:39:27.179 --> 00:39:29.980
have to look that up. Hold on. Let's take a break

00:39:29.980 --> 00:39:32.179
real quick and I'll pull it up. Actually, while

00:39:32.179 --> 00:39:34.619
you're doing that, for the uninitiated, because

00:39:34.619 --> 00:39:36.619
I am in deep on all of the Katy Perry nonsense,

00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:40.699
she... tried to buy a house out from under nuns,

00:39:40.699 --> 00:39:43.639
and one of the nuns died in court. Did Katy Perry

00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:46.739
kill that nun? Died in court? Died in court.

00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:50.340
So she was there to argue, let me keep my house,

00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:55.460
and she just keeled over? Yep. Katy Perry may

00:39:55.460 --> 00:39:57.820
have killed a nun. She also, there's a thing

00:39:57.820 --> 00:40:01.119
in California called the Perry Act now, because

00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:03.159
she bought a house from a man who was in the

00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:05.320
throes of either Alzheimer's or dementia, I don't

00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:09.829
remember. His kids, after the man died, tried

00:40:09.829 --> 00:40:11.550
to get it back from her because he wasn't in

00:40:11.550 --> 00:40:14.969
his right mind to sell. And they were like, I

00:40:14.969 --> 00:40:16.949
mean, sorry, like it already went through. So

00:40:16.949 --> 00:40:18.989
it's Katy Perry's house now. And so now there's

00:40:18.989 --> 00:40:24.030
a Perry Act that protects elder abuse and protects

00:40:24.030 --> 00:40:30.610
the elderly and their estate, basically, from

00:40:30.610 --> 00:40:35.130
being abused by other people. What kind of house

00:40:35.130 --> 00:40:37.949
was this that Katy Perry had her eye on it? I

00:40:37.949 --> 00:40:40.429
don't know. I don't know that specific thing.

00:40:40.750 --> 00:40:43.230
Was it just like some bungalow on the side of

00:40:43.230 --> 00:40:47.070
the road? What she tried to buy from the nuns

00:40:47.070 --> 00:40:51.210
was a convent. For what? She just wanted that

00:40:51.210 --> 00:40:56.510
convent. Huh. Anyways, after this. So Katy Perry

00:40:56.510 --> 00:40:59.210
just sucks as a human being. And she's not Catholic,

00:40:59.289 --> 00:41:02.429
right? No. I mean, she wasn't buying it to keep

00:41:02.429 --> 00:41:05.940
it at a convent. But she threw enough money that

00:41:05.940 --> 00:41:11.239
the diocese got to supersede the nuns. Oh, she

00:41:11.239 --> 00:41:14.400
bought them off. She tried to. And the nuns said

00:41:14.400 --> 00:41:19.320
no. The thing that they had spent 40 years at

00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:21.639
that point building, they were like, we don't

00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:23.340
want this to go to her. We want it to be used

00:41:23.340 --> 00:41:29.280
for the good. What about the nuns living there

00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:34.130
that didn't die? At that point... I think they

00:41:34.130 --> 00:41:36.889
were trying to sell it off because the two that

00:41:36.889 --> 00:41:38.329
actually established it were the ones that were

00:41:38.329 --> 00:41:42.449
in court, one of the ones that collapsed. Do

00:41:42.449 --> 00:41:45.590
you think Katie saw that as divine intervention?

00:41:46.090 --> 00:41:50.610
Hey, one down, one to go. I mean, yeah, probably.

00:41:51.289 --> 00:41:55.469
Yeah, she sucks. A lot of the theories around

00:41:55.469 --> 00:42:00.659
why the tour is so... which if you're not familiar,

00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:02.760
I definitely recommend you look up any of the

00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:07.039
videos. It's insane. She has like a ring that

00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:10.440
goes into the crowd and goes from one side of

00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:11.820
the stage to the other side of the stage, and

00:42:11.820 --> 00:42:17.380
she does like the most awkward jog run, and the

00:42:17.380 --> 00:42:22.079
dance scene is something else. So a couple of

00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:25.519
the theories that came up whenever I was... And

00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:28.380
deep on TikTok on this one was that originally

00:42:28.380 --> 00:42:31.440
it was supposed to be a like women empowerment

00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:34.599
themed tour, which is why Woman's World came

00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:36.639
out. And then it got so much backlash that she

00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:39.119
was like, well, maybe not. And then she did the

00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:41.639
Blue Origins thing, which she spent an obscene

00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:44.599
amount of money to do. And then she thought it

00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:46.820
was going to be a space themed tour because she

00:42:46.820 --> 00:42:50.289
was a quote unquote astronaut now. And she got

00:42:50.289 --> 00:42:52.570
so much hate for it that she had to pivot again.

00:42:52.789 --> 00:42:54.789
And so this is basically like what happened when

00:42:54.789 --> 00:42:57.469
South Park thought that Hillary would win. And

00:42:57.469 --> 00:43:00.170
so they were just like, well, shit, how do we

00:43:00.170 --> 00:43:02.809
make a whole plot line out of this? And so the

00:43:02.809 --> 00:43:05.949
whole the whole tour is just her trying to like

00:43:05.949 --> 00:43:08.949
scramble to make a third thing, which is why

00:43:08.949 --> 00:43:11.670
she's in like a video game. But she's like fighting

00:43:11.670 --> 00:43:16.489
aliens with lightsabers and bizarre. Also, the

00:43:16.489 --> 00:43:18.630
reason that she's so like lethargic and is not.

00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:21.980
really performing she's just using all of her

00:43:21.980 --> 00:43:24.920
props to like perform for her is because she's

00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:28.900
on ozempic because it like it causes lethargy

00:43:28.900 --> 00:43:33.659
and like apparently there's a lot of speculation

00:43:33.659 --> 00:43:39.239
that that's why she's not performing in her in

00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:42.980
her tour it's just because she's uh zombified

00:43:42.980 --> 00:43:48.840
she's zombified yeah oh all right here it goes

00:43:50.349 --> 00:43:53.590
An MSC cruise isn't just a vacation. It's a holiday

00:43:53.590 --> 00:43:56.889
full of European style. And all the things Americans

00:43:56.889 --> 00:43:59.650
love, too. Come on, Bloom. I need some buffalo

00:43:59.650 --> 00:44:02.849
wings. There are a ton of football matches. Games.

00:44:02.949 --> 00:44:11.650
Football games. But he's sad. That is a big hat.

00:44:11.869 --> 00:44:15.150
It's American. Of course it's big. Nobody puts

00:44:15.150 --> 00:44:19.010
baby in a corner. No. No. She just wants to dance.

00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:21.820
You ready for some adrenaline, Bloom? I was born

00:44:21.820 --> 00:44:28.159
ready. How high is that? So high. Holiday! Was

00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:32.239
that good? It's a dinner jacket. Dinner t -shirt.

00:44:32.400 --> 00:44:36.719
Privacy. Privacy. Architecture. Sharkitecture.

00:44:36.940 --> 00:44:40.679
Dude, there's a line. Gelato. Froyo. Football.

00:44:41.019 --> 00:44:44.159
Football. Schedule. Okay, now you're just doing

00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:46.800
it on purpose. What a vacation. Don't you mean

00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:50.389
holiday? My bad. We should stop now. Who is that

00:44:50.389 --> 00:44:53.929
for? Like, isn't this something that they should

00:44:53.929 --> 00:45:00.449
post on, like, British TV and not here? Because

00:45:00.449 --> 00:45:02.789
I see this commercial all the time. Yeah, I've

00:45:02.789 --> 00:45:06.809
never seen it. And it is offensive. Yeah, it

00:45:06.809 --> 00:45:11.530
offends your gentle American sensibilities. It's

00:45:11.530 --> 00:45:15.309
ridiculous. What toys do you remember from your

00:45:15.309 --> 00:45:17.869
childhood? Oh, from my childhood? Easy Bake Oven.

00:45:18.199 --> 00:45:20.239
An easy bake oven. I have an actual oven, so

00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:23.219
I guess I shouldn't. So you don't need to cook

00:45:23.219 --> 00:45:26.199
your cakes with a light bulb anymore? I would

00:45:26.199 --> 00:45:29.920
love to cook a cake. I would love to cook a cake

00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:31.820
with a light bulb. I got an easy bake oven for

00:45:31.820 --> 00:45:34.920
Christmas from Peg one year. Nice. It might have

00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:38.699
been like your first Christmas. Yeah. Or maybe

00:45:38.699 --> 00:45:40.679
right before you were born. Okay. Plugged it

00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:42.800
in. We realized it didn't have a bulb, so she

00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:45.519
took me to the grocery store on, I don't know,

00:45:45.579 --> 00:45:48.230
Christmas Eve, Christmas Day. And we went and

00:45:48.230 --> 00:45:50.750
bought a bulb, and I made something in it. And

00:45:50.750 --> 00:45:53.809
then I was using it unsupervised not too long

00:45:53.809 --> 00:45:56.510
after. What did you burn? I got the little, you

00:45:56.510 --> 00:45:58.690
know, the thing that you push the pan through

00:45:58.690 --> 00:46:01.889
the other side in. Yeah. I got it stuck in there,

00:46:01.949 --> 00:46:06.789
and it just melted all in it. That was short

00:46:06.789 --> 00:46:09.570
-lived. No, and then after that, probably, I

00:46:09.570 --> 00:46:13.449
don't know, early 2000s, they came out with a

00:46:13.449 --> 00:46:16.130
boy version of the Easy Bake Oven. It was called

00:46:16.130 --> 00:46:18.599
the Queasy Bake. I remember that. And you made

00:46:18.599 --> 00:46:21.519
stuff that was shaped like bugs and worms, and

00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:24.139
I had one of those, too. I don't think I destroyed

00:46:24.139 --> 00:46:27.719
that one. No. I actually looked into it the other

00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:29.460
day to see how much it would cost to buy an Easy

00:46:29.460 --> 00:46:31.719
-Bake oven, just for nostalgia reasons, because,

00:46:31.780 --> 00:46:33.659
again, I have an actual oven, but, you know.

00:46:33.739 --> 00:46:38.119
I was at Walmart in Albuquerque, maybe, and they

00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:42.440
had an entire end cap full of Easy -Bake ovens

00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:43.860
that were on clearance. Hell, if I'd known, I

00:46:43.860 --> 00:46:47.130
would have gotten you one. The original price

00:46:47.130 --> 00:46:49.650
on them was like $50. They were marked down to

00:46:49.650 --> 00:46:53.289
like $30. Okay. Which I think is still too much

00:46:53.289 --> 00:46:55.909
to pay for an Easy Bake Oven. For a light bulb

00:46:55.909 --> 00:46:59.610
and a little fake conveyor belt? Mm -hmm. It's

00:46:59.610 --> 00:47:02.570
the experience. It is. I think that your kids

00:47:02.570 --> 00:47:04.610
would love an Easy Bake Oven. There's no way

00:47:04.610 --> 00:47:06.710
I would allow that to happen. They'd set the

00:47:06.710 --> 00:47:09.030
house on fire. Sure, I believe that. I'm not

00:47:09.030 --> 00:47:10.829
saying that they wouldn't set the house on fire.

00:47:10.889 --> 00:47:12.429
I'm saying they would enjoy it in the meantime.

00:47:12.829 --> 00:47:18.329
Yeah. Getting the freaking cake batter out of

00:47:18.329 --> 00:47:22.889
the carpet. Oh, God. You do it on tile, at least.

00:47:24.170 --> 00:47:29.329
But one thing I saw that was interesting is that

00:47:29.329 --> 00:47:34.030
the top -selling toys for 1992, Batman action

00:47:34.030 --> 00:47:37.030
figures from Batman Returns, Teenage Mutant Ninja

00:47:37.030 --> 00:47:39.730
Turtles action figures, like these are the top

00:47:39.730 --> 00:47:43.130
-selling toys. Yeah. Like the big thing on Christmas.

00:47:43.849 --> 00:47:49.610
and the Super Nintendo. Okay. But just seven

00:47:49.610 --> 00:47:54.610
years later, so we've completely abandoned the

00:47:54.610 --> 00:47:59.230
action figures, and now you've got 1999, the

00:47:59.230 --> 00:48:02.469
Furby was the number one selling toy. It's not

00:48:02.469 --> 00:48:06.289
an action figure. It's not, but I mean, compared

00:48:06.289 --> 00:48:11.489
to you push a button and his arm may... Got that

00:48:11.489 --> 00:48:15.769
kung fu grip. Yeah. Versus a Furby that you can

00:48:15.769 --> 00:48:19.869
teach to curse at you. Do they still make Furbies?

00:48:20.130 --> 00:48:25.489
They do, yeah. Number two, Polaroid iZone camera.

00:48:26.690 --> 00:48:30.510
Is that a toy? I wouldn't consider that a toy.

00:48:30.929 --> 00:48:34.289
I don't know. It was the second top -selling

00:48:34.289 --> 00:48:37.050
toy on this list that I saw. Okay. And the third

00:48:37.050 --> 00:48:40.309
one kind of surprised me. It was Little Red Doll.

00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:43.119
which kind of looks like a Raggedy Ann doll,

00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:47.239
but with a smushed face. A Little Red doll? Little

00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:49.880
Red doll, yeah. Oh, that is. It was the number

00:48:49.880 --> 00:48:53.400
three selling toy, Christmas of 99. And then

00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:57.260
just for shiz and gigs, number four for 1999,

00:48:57.360 --> 00:49:05.900
we get the action figure doll, make the list,

00:49:05.980 --> 00:49:11.070
and it's Britney Spears. Oh, okay. Barbie. A

00:49:11.070 --> 00:49:15.429
quick segue on Barbies. Did you see when they

00:49:15.429 --> 00:49:17.710
made the Wicked dolls and they put the wrong

00:49:17.710 --> 00:49:19.590
link on the box? Yeah, and it was a porn website.

00:49:19.909 --> 00:49:23.150
Yeah. I spend way too much time on the internet.

00:49:23.809 --> 00:49:26.409
Every time we do one of these episodes, I'm reminded

00:49:26.409 --> 00:49:28.150
of how much time I spend on the internet. How

00:49:28.150 --> 00:49:32.769
hard is that to check real quick? Okay, but they

00:49:32.769 --> 00:49:35.489
also made... You type in wicked .com. That's

00:49:35.489 --> 00:49:38.150
all you got to do before you send it to the printer.

00:49:39.630 --> 00:49:41.510
For those listening, please don't look up wicked

00:49:41.510 --> 00:49:45.010
.com. I don't know. I don't know what the actual

00:49:45.010 --> 00:49:49.710
website for the movie is now. I mean, usually

00:49:49.710 --> 00:49:53.849
it's like, if it's a movie that is also, and

00:49:53.849 --> 00:49:57.429
like, it'll be, then I got him night on the brain.

00:49:57.510 --> 00:50:00.010
So old. So their website would be something like

00:50:00.010 --> 00:50:03.929
old, the movie, old, the motion picture .com.

00:50:04.130 --> 00:50:07.369
Yeah. It's not just going to be old .com. Can

00:50:07.369 --> 00:50:09.780
you imagine what would pop up? If you just did

00:50:09.780 --> 00:50:12.960
old .com. I feel like I might need to turn my...

00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:16.800
Yeah, the VPN to get out of Texas. Safety filter.

00:50:17.099 --> 00:50:19.340
Safety filter on. Just need a whole bunch of

00:50:19.340 --> 00:50:22.539
pixelated pictures. Huh. What is it? Nothing.

00:50:23.380 --> 00:50:25.920
It's one of those things where it's like sort

00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:28.019
of a website, so it has just a bunch of hyperlinks

00:50:28.019 --> 00:50:31.219
to things that might be... Yes. Can we get old

00:50:31.219 --> 00:50:35.219
.com? Can we get old .com? Let's go to GoDaddy

00:50:35.219 --> 00:50:37.710
and see how much this thing costs. Or should

00:50:37.710 --> 00:50:40.110
we try to get old2 .com? Oh, it says it's taken.

00:50:40.269 --> 00:50:42.530
By who? In case he wants to make a sequel to

00:50:42.530 --> 00:50:48.590
that awful movie. Old 2, even older? Where maybe

00:50:48.590 --> 00:50:52.309
she'll get pregnant even younger. I hate M. Night

00:50:52.309 --> 00:50:56.889
Shyamalan, guys. Like four or five. For anyone,

00:50:57.130 --> 00:51:00.190
which I would assume is a majority of the people

00:51:00.190 --> 00:51:03.750
that haven't seen the movie Old by our buddy

00:51:03.750 --> 00:51:12.159
M. Night Shyamalan, Shyamalan. They are on. It

00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:16.019
turns out that they're part of a government experiment.

00:51:16.820 --> 00:51:19.860
They go through this canyon onto this beach.

00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:24.039
But when they go through the canyon, they're

00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:28.800
like traveling through a portal that ages you

00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:32.099
super fast. And so the movie starts out and there's

00:51:32.099 --> 00:51:35.909
these two children and they're like. I don't

00:51:35.909 --> 00:51:39.289
know, seven and eight, nine and ten, something

00:51:39.289 --> 00:51:43.369
like that. And they have like little schoolgirl

00:51:43.369 --> 00:51:46.789
crushes on each other. But then somewhere through

00:51:46.789 --> 00:51:52.429
the movie, they start aging. Keep in mind, they're

00:51:52.429 --> 00:51:56.170
eight or nine. And then they just have sex and

00:51:56.170 --> 00:51:58.610
she ends up pregnant. And the baby grows at like

00:51:58.610 --> 00:52:01.570
a super rate. And then all of a sudden, this

00:52:01.570 --> 00:52:04.159
eight or nine year old in the body of a... I

00:52:04.159 --> 00:52:07.880
don't know, 14, 15 -year -old, is giving birth

00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:11.019
on this beach to this baby. And it is just one

00:52:11.019 --> 00:52:14.780
of the worst movies I have seen in a long time.

00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:17.619
And I do not recommend because I just gave you

00:52:17.619 --> 00:52:21.199
all the plot points. And if that still appeals

00:52:21.199 --> 00:52:24.400
to you, then maybe instead of seeing a movie,

00:52:24.539 --> 00:52:27.019
yeah, see a therapist. All right. We're just

00:52:27.019 --> 00:52:29.820
going to make up for the couple episodes that

00:52:29.820 --> 00:52:33.929
I spent not dogging on M. Night Shyamalan. We're

00:52:33.929 --> 00:52:38.889
here for it. It's a pun intended split of the

00:52:38.889 --> 00:52:41.309
like watchable movies because like Sixth Sense

00:52:41.309 --> 00:52:45.630
and Signs were good. Split was really good. Unbreakable

00:52:45.630 --> 00:52:51.769
was fine. But like old Knock at the Cabin. Knock

00:52:51.769 --> 00:52:53.349
at the... I forgot about Knock at the Cabin.

00:52:54.730 --> 00:52:56.969
Where the plot twist was there was no plot twist.

00:52:57.969 --> 00:53:00.110
Yeah. That's not a point against him. That's

00:53:00.110 --> 00:53:04.289
not a... It was just like a... Oh, well. The

00:53:04.289 --> 00:53:06.929
world actually was going to end. The village?

00:53:07.630 --> 00:53:11.690
Didn't watch it. That's the Wallberg one? Hmm?

00:53:11.750 --> 00:53:15.190
What am I thinking of? No, you're thinking of...

00:53:15.190 --> 00:53:20.349
The mist? The trees. The trees, yeah. The happening.

00:53:20.610 --> 00:53:24.889
The happening. Devil was decent. Where they're

00:53:24.889 --> 00:53:27.170
in the elevator. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that

00:53:27.170 --> 00:53:31.349
was him. Mm -hmm. You know what was not good

00:53:31.349 --> 00:53:36.369
at all? What? What was it called? The movie with

00:53:36.369 --> 00:53:41.449
his daughter. Trap. Trap. Trap was crap. I thought

00:53:41.449 --> 00:53:45.969
it was fine. Watchers was dumb. Caddo Lake is

00:53:45.969 --> 00:53:48.949
a movie that went straight to Max. Actually pretty

00:53:48.949 --> 00:53:52.090
good. Okay. There's a good twist in it. That's

00:53:52.090 --> 00:53:56.570
a good one. If you need to get your M. Night

00:53:56.570 --> 00:54:00.030
Fix. If you need to get your M. Night Fix. Go

00:54:00.030 --> 00:54:04.389
to therapy. I do appreciate the fact that he

00:54:04.389 --> 00:54:08.889
resurrected Josh Hartnett, though. Yeah? Yeah.

00:54:08.949 --> 00:54:11.030
Is he doing things now, or did he do the one

00:54:11.030 --> 00:54:12.429
thing? He's got another movie coming out next

00:54:12.429 --> 00:54:14.570
week. Oh, he does? Nice. Or he's Bleach Blonde.

00:54:14.769 --> 00:54:18.949
Oh. Yeah. And he's an assassin or something.

00:54:20.630 --> 00:54:24.929
Fight or flight. Yeah, he looks like some shady.

00:54:25.530 --> 00:54:28.630
Another icon of the 90s. That's a choice, yeah.

00:54:29.519 --> 00:54:34.840
Another icon of the 90s. Also from the 90s that's

00:54:34.840 --> 00:54:37.079
making a comeback, Mission Impossible. They're

00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:40.000
making their quote -unquote last one this year.

00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:43.239
We'll see. Next year. I don't think it's going

00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:46.300
to fully be over until... Spaceship Beep Boop

00:54:46.300 --> 00:54:48.579
lets him be returned to the face. Takes him back

00:54:48.579 --> 00:54:51.860
to Xenu or whatever, yeah. How many times do

00:54:51.860 --> 00:54:55.019
we have to mention them before we get stalked?

00:54:55.039 --> 00:54:57.260
Because I would like to be on the right side

00:54:57.260 --> 00:55:01.019
of that line. I mean, they can stalk us. Yeah.

00:55:02.260 --> 00:55:04.679
Upside. More listeners. We get more listeners.

00:55:04.980 --> 00:55:08.719
Yeah. Downside. Everything else. Everything else,

00:55:08.820 --> 00:55:11.179
yeah. Elizabeth Moss is going to start coming

00:55:11.179 --> 00:55:15.500
after us. Eh. But then we just throw Danny Masterson

00:55:15.500 --> 00:55:18.780
in their face. I forgot about him. Yeah, I've

00:55:18.780 --> 00:55:21.260
been seeing a lot of clips from The Ranch on

00:55:21.260 --> 00:55:23.940
Netflix. I think I watched like half the first

00:55:23.940 --> 00:55:26.179
season. It's a really good show. The clips I've

00:55:26.179 --> 00:55:28.139
seen. Pretty good. But I don't know if I could

00:55:28.139 --> 00:55:31.539
get past the Danny Masterson -ness of it. Yeah.

00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:37.619
And I'm not like cancel guy. But he's just got

00:55:37.619 --> 00:55:41.019
a very, he's got an aura that I don't like. That's

00:55:41.019 --> 00:55:45.760
fair. About him. We've been re -watching Raising

00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:49.239
Hope. Yeah. And he's in an episode of it. And

00:55:49.239 --> 00:55:52.920
like an alternate reality. Yeah. And yeah, it

00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:56.460
just felt weird seeing him. I really liked The

00:55:56.460 --> 00:55:59.880
Ranch when it was on. I thought that him and

00:55:59.880 --> 00:56:02.940
Kutcher played really well together, as their

00:56:02.940 --> 00:56:07.679
more, I guess, grown -up selves. But even Kutcher

00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:12.880
now is optimistically a little dicey, now that

00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:14.960
all the stuff's come out with not only Masterson,

00:56:14.960 --> 00:56:19.400
but all the Diddy stuff. There's a lot of bad

00:56:19.400 --> 00:56:21.880
aura around that show. And then him and Kunis

00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:24.820
trying to... Evacuate the country as soon as

00:56:24.820 --> 00:56:29.440
Diddy got popped. Yeah, that's... Not a good

00:56:29.440 --> 00:56:36.780
look. Not a good look. Yeah. That 70s show was

00:56:36.780 --> 00:56:39.559
such a big part of my childhood. It sucks so

00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:42.760
much that I can't watch it. Everything about

00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:46.280
that show is weird now in context. Because Valderrama

00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:51.440
is weird and problematic. Kutcher is weird and

00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:56.329
problematic. Asterson is a criminal. Kunis is

00:56:56.329 --> 00:56:59.949
not necessarily on the chopping block, but she's

00:56:59.949 --> 00:57:01.710
at least been an accessory to some weird shit.

00:57:02.170 --> 00:57:09.429
Yeah. What about the Toph man? It's so interesting

00:57:09.429 --> 00:57:13.409
the way that he was always kind of the outcast

00:57:13.409 --> 00:57:16.489
of the group because he didn't do things with

00:57:16.489 --> 00:57:19.889
the rest of the cast. And now we maybe know why.

00:57:20.789 --> 00:57:24.929
Yeah. Maybe he was just the one, like... With

00:57:24.929 --> 00:57:26.849
his head screwed on right? Well -adjusted, yeah.

00:57:27.230 --> 00:57:29.230
Well -adjusted one of them. Yeah, because even

00:57:29.230 --> 00:57:37.690
Laura Prepon has her stuff, too. Speaking of

00:57:37.690 --> 00:57:41.250
Topher and Wahlberg, they were just in the movie...

00:57:41.250 --> 00:57:48.250
Flight Plan? No. Flight Red? No. I don't know.

00:57:48.269 --> 00:57:49.449
They were just in the movie where they were in

00:57:49.449 --> 00:57:53.920
a plane. And someone along the line made the,

00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:57.780
I think it was Marky Mark, made the decision

00:57:57.780 --> 00:58:02.260
to go bald to make himself look even more unhinged

00:58:02.260 --> 00:58:07.119
than his character actually, I don't know. It

00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:15.059
was very jarring to see him bald. But it was

00:58:15.059 --> 00:58:18.159
a pretty good movie. And then at the end, the

00:58:18.159 --> 00:58:20.590
credits start rolling, directed. Or director

00:58:20.590 --> 00:58:26.250
Mel Gibson. POC 2. You going to buy your ticket

00:58:26.250 --> 00:58:29.969
early? Make sure you get a good seat. The Resurrect.

00:58:31.050 --> 00:58:34.750
The Resi. POC 2. The Resi. You know what? I'm

00:58:34.750 --> 00:58:37.269
going to make as much of an effort to see POC

00:58:37.269 --> 00:58:41.730
2 as I made to see Sound of Freedom. I saw Sound

00:58:41.730 --> 00:58:46.309
of Freedom. Yeah. It was something. It definitely

00:58:46.309 --> 00:58:54.869
had that... It had that, what's his name, Kirk

00:58:54.869 --> 00:58:59.550
Cameron vibe to it. Like a left below. Yeah.

00:59:00.610 --> 00:59:02.710
Is it left below or left behind? One of them

00:59:02.710 --> 00:59:05.610
is a Simpsons parody. The other one is an actual

00:59:05.610 --> 00:59:14.230
thing. Left behind. But I think both of them

00:59:14.230 --> 00:59:16.949
have about the same amount of seriousness. I

00:59:16.949 --> 00:59:20.400
could see that. So we check everything off your

00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:24.460
list except for technology? Clothes. Clothes.

00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:28.880
I have fashion on here. Oh. It kind of plays

00:59:28.880 --> 00:59:31.340
also more into like the music side of things

00:59:31.340 --> 00:59:33.920
that that influenced a lot more of where fashion

00:59:33.920 --> 00:59:37.300
was. So like in the early 2000s, early 90s, you

00:59:37.300 --> 00:59:39.940
get the more of the grunge look. So like the

00:59:39.940 --> 00:59:44.039
baggy stuff, the flannels, the I don't care kind

00:59:44.039 --> 00:59:48.179
of outfit. The reasonably baggy. Sure. Because

00:59:48.179 --> 00:59:50.000
towards the end of the 90s. Then you get the

00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:54.699
juggalos. Then you get the JNCOs that had pockets

00:59:54.699 --> 00:59:57.920
that went all the way down to your ankles. I

00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:00.739
cannot tell you how badly I want to try on a

01:00:00.739 --> 01:00:03.539
pair of JNCOs. Not because I want to like regularly

01:00:03.539 --> 01:00:06.000
wear them. I don't think I could. They have them.

01:00:06.099 --> 01:00:09.159
I'll die with my skinny jeans. But like, I just

01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:11.460
want to try a pair on. I want to know what it's

01:00:11.460 --> 01:00:14.880
like to be in JNCO jeans. It's funny because

01:00:14.880 --> 01:00:19.150
you would see. All this stuff about all the things

01:00:19.150 --> 01:00:22.070
that you could fit in your JNCOs and people would

01:00:22.070 --> 01:00:25.730
pull out like entire CD players and entire just

01:00:25.730 --> 01:00:30.230
all this stuff out of these cargo jeans. Yeah.

01:00:31.329 --> 01:00:34.090
I think I might be a cargo pants person someday.

01:00:34.650 --> 01:00:40.530
Oh, man. What? They're pricey. How much are JNCO

01:00:40.530 --> 01:00:45.280
jeans? $260. Oh, my God. cheapest ones on here

01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:48.239
from their actual website, $130. Can you buy

01:00:48.239 --> 01:00:51.139
them in a store? Or can you only get them on

01:00:51.139 --> 01:00:53.000
the JNCO website? Because I would like to try

01:00:53.000 --> 01:01:02.500
a pair on. Let's find out. Where to buy? While

01:01:02.500 --> 01:01:05.219
you're doing that, you also get the... In the

01:01:05.219 --> 01:01:07.820
early 90s, you got more of that, like, 80s leftover

01:01:07.820 --> 01:01:11.880
stuff, so you get the, like... what i would think

01:01:11.880 --> 01:01:15.300
of as like the water cup aesthetic you know what

01:01:15.300 --> 01:01:20.039
i mean like that i just i just saw the it was

01:01:20.039 --> 01:01:22.480
like maybe like six months ago i saw that there

01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:25.980
was an actual name for it i found a pair of workout

01:01:25.980 --> 01:01:28.340
shorts a little while ago that were with that

01:01:28.340 --> 01:01:30.460
print and i want them so bad they were expensive

01:01:30.460 --> 01:01:35.280
because you know nostalgia is expensive but oh

01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:39.659
jazz the design is called jazz oh okay This?

01:01:39.980 --> 01:01:44.199
Yes. Yeah, jazz. That's just scribbles. Yeah,

01:01:44.300 --> 01:01:46.679
it's just crayon scribbles that ruled the 90s.

01:01:46.860 --> 01:01:51.539
Everywhere. The whole aesthetic of a Taco Bell

01:01:51.539 --> 01:01:58.059
was jazz. The design, not the music. I'm pretty

01:01:58.059 --> 01:02:01.519
sure this color scheme inspired the Baja Blast.

01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:05.820
The original JNCO jeans. The original wide -leg

01:02:05.820 --> 01:02:09.400
jeans. Well, they're based out of L .A. So you

01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:12.139
might be able to try some there. I don't think

01:02:12.139 --> 01:02:14.880
I'm willing to make a trip out to L .A. just

01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:19.159
for... Hey, cemeteries and JNCO. Because you

01:02:19.159 --> 01:02:21.019
were talking about wanting to go to the cemeteries.

01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:23.900
Oh, yeah. There you go. Cemeteries and JNCO.

01:02:24.000 --> 01:02:28.900
Or maybe buckle or urban outfitters. Unconfirmed.

01:02:29.059 --> 01:02:31.900
You have to go to a buckle or an urban outfitters.

01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:35.519
That's fine, I guess. But yeah. Workout shorts.

01:02:35.599 --> 01:02:39.739
They have pockets. They just look so fun. They

01:02:39.739 --> 01:02:44.300
do sell every article of clothing with this specific

01:02:44.300 --> 01:02:47.000
pattern, so I might eventually just get an entire

01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:51.239
outfit that's just jazz. Oh, God, no, that's

01:02:51.239 --> 01:02:53.179
gross. Why would you put the design that direction?

01:02:54.059 --> 01:02:56.420
The jazz goes, like, straight down the crotch.

01:02:56.659 --> 01:03:04.739
Just points right at it. Look at this jazz. Damn,

01:03:04.880 --> 01:03:08.889
that's a terrible choice. But yeah, so you get

01:03:08.889 --> 01:03:15.190
the baggy, reasonably baggy things. Mm -hmm.

01:03:15.550 --> 01:03:18.030
You get flannels, grunge. Yeah, we talked about

01:03:18.030 --> 01:03:22.670
the Kangol hats. And the... LL Cool J. This Newsies

01:03:22.670 --> 01:03:25.829
backward hat. I think I maybe don't know what

01:03:25.829 --> 01:03:28.989
a Newsie is. Because that just looked like the

01:03:28.989 --> 01:03:33.070
same... I mean, did you actually see it on a...

01:03:33.070 --> 01:03:35.349
You need to pull up a picture of LL Cool J from

01:03:35.349 --> 01:03:39.789
the 90s. But then you also have the buckle hat.

01:03:41.710 --> 01:03:44.809
The buckle hat? The bucket. I meant the bucket

01:03:44.809 --> 01:03:47.650
hat. Which 90s are we talking about? We're talking

01:03:47.650 --> 01:03:53.369
about the 1790s. I only see this man in bucket

01:03:53.369 --> 01:04:00.949
hats. What? Like these. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's

01:04:00.949 --> 01:04:03.369
a Kangol. I mean, apparently they also made his

01:04:03.369 --> 01:04:06.670
bucket hat, but they were more known for the...

01:04:07.219 --> 01:04:13.460
The other style. I associate that with... Like

01:04:13.460 --> 01:04:15.340
when you say Kangol, that's what they're talking

01:04:15.340 --> 01:04:16.460
about. They're not talking about the bucket hat.

01:04:17.739 --> 01:04:20.519
Spike Lee. I associate that hat with Spike Lee.

01:04:20.679 --> 01:04:23.500
Yeah, same thing. So in the late 90s, you get

01:04:23.500 --> 01:04:27.960
the Y2K inspired fashion, all of the pop princess

01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:31.579
kind of stuff. So you get crop tops and butterfly

01:04:31.579 --> 01:04:34.139
clips and all of the sparkly things. The chokers.

01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:37.300
The chokers. Yeah. that's also a thing that i

01:04:37.300 --> 01:04:39.960
think is it made its comeback and it's gone now

01:04:39.960 --> 01:04:41.679
but it's one of the trends that i'm sticking

01:04:41.679 --> 01:04:44.639
with forever well not forever but choker i like

01:04:44.639 --> 01:04:50.519
chokers the uh that's when you get like the the

01:04:50.519 --> 01:04:54.039
mtv kind of like inspiration for all of the the

01:04:54.039 --> 01:04:58.400
fashion yeah yeah i mean that was like i know

01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:03.119
that uh mtv was big in the It was real big in

01:05:03.119 --> 01:05:05.880
the 80s, but I think that its actual heyday was

01:05:05.880 --> 01:05:09.920
right at the end of the 90s. And then after that

01:05:09.920 --> 01:05:13.760
is when it started its pretty rapid decline.

01:05:14.059 --> 01:05:18.099
And then everything turned to just being reality

01:05:18.099 --> 01:05:23.159
shows. All the 16 and Pregnant, the Teen Moms,

01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:27.039
the Pimp My Ride, all that stuff. Does MTV still

01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:31.929
do things? It's all reality shows now. I mean,

01:05:31.949 --> 01:05:35.070
I'm sure if you catch it at like six in the morning,

01:05:35.150 --> 01:05:41.489
you would get like actual music videos. But like,

01:05:41.530 --> 01:05:44.929
I can't tell you the last time that I saw an

01:05:44.929 --> 01:05:48.369
actual like well thought out music video. So

01:05:48.369 --> 01:05:51.829
I don't, I don't really, I don't know what their

01:05:51.829 --> 01:05:54.610
block is. It's a lot of ridiculousness. That's

01:05:54.610 --> 01:05:59.030
like, that's like. 80 % of their block is just

01:05:59.030 --> 01:06:03.409
ridiculousness episodes. Yeah. And then Pimp

01:06:03.409 --> 01:06:09.550
My Ride. They tried teenage drama type stuff.

01:06:11.030 --> 01:06:14.889
Awkward. Awkward, yeah. And Bo Burnham had a

01:06:14.889 --> 01:06:17.809
show for... Was that on TV? Yeah. Zack Stone,

01:06:17.949 --> 01:06:21.869
right? Yeah, something like that. That lasted

01:06:21.869 --> 01:06:25.880
a grand total of three episodes. Tragic. But

01:06:25.880 --> 01:06:29.199
I remember, like, getting ready for school in

01:06:29.199 --> 01:06:34.920
the early 2000s, and I would put MTV on, see

01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:37.199
a bunch of music videos. I remember one that,

01:06:37.239 --> 01:06:39.719
I don't know why this is burned in my brain,

01:06:39.920 --> 01:06:44.079
but every single morning was Believe by Cher.

01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:47.159
Every morning getting ready was Believe by Cher.

01:06:47.420 --> 01:06:49.260
Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the song.

01:06:49.639 --> 01:06:55.800
Do you believe in love? Does that ring a bell?

01:06:57.780 --> 01:07:03.239
The queen of auto -tune, yes. So I think one

01:07:03.239 --> 01:07:07.480
of the things that I wanted to talk about most

01:07:07.480 --> 01:07:14.980
was the aspect of technology. Because do you

01:07:14.980 --> 01:07:19.159
remember a time where computers didn't exist?

01:07:20.340 --> 01:07:23.800
No. Like where we didn't have a computer at the

01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:25.659
home and you just get onto the Internet, even

01:07:25.659 --> 01:07:28.980
though it was garbage. I mean, it took forever.

01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:32.219
But do you remember a time like that? No, I remember

01:07:32.219 --> 01:07:36.280
it like I remember it not being like a big thing

01:07:36.280 --> 01:07:38.599
in the house. It's like I know we had it, but

01:07:38.599 --> 01:07:40.820
it wasn't like a thing that ruled our entire

01:07:40.820 --> 01:07:44.760
existences. But I couldn't tell you a time that

01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:49.400
it just wasn't there. Now, our dad was very.

01:07:51.780 --> 01:07:56.800
technology forward, and still is. And I got a

01:07:56.800 --> 01:08:00.199
lot of that from him. One swing and a miss was

01:08:00.199 --> 01:08:04.659
he backed HD DVDs over Blu -ray. But for the

01:08:04.659 --> 01:08:09.800
most part, he's been pretty with it as far as

01:08:09.800 --> 01:08:13.900
technology stuff goes. So we had a computer growing

01:08:13.900 --> 01:08:18.680
up, but I don't remember. I mean, I remember

01:08:18.680 --> 01:08:23.090
a time where... i just couldn't get on the internet

01:08:23.090 --> 01:08:26.430
and like being on the computer just meant like

01:08:26.430 --> 01:08:30.189
you were doing i don't know like tax stuff stuff

01:08:30.189 --> 01:08:34.869
like that like not not anything for any fun purposes

01:08:34.869 --> 01:08:38.130
i was watching i was watching a video about like

01:08:38.130 --> 01:08:40.130
it was a deep dive into like 90s culture and

01:08:40.130 --> 01:08:42.789
stuff and i don't know if this is true but it's

01:08:42.789 --> 01:08:44.210
really interesting to me that they were talking

01:08:44.210 --> 01:08:46.970
about the reason that early computers before

01:08:46.970 --> 01:08:50.260
they did like the 90s like clear, funky -looking

01:08:50.260 --> 01:08:53.020
ones. Mm -hmm. The earlier computers were beige

01:08:53.020 --> 01:08:55.720
because they expected, like, everyone to be smoking,

01:08:55.779 --> 01:09:00.560
and beige took, like, tobacco stains well. It

01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:02.600
didn't really, like, stain it as easily. Gross.

01:09:02.600 --> 01:09:06.899
Everything was, like, that same shade of bleh.

01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:11.039
Hmm. Until Mac decided to think differently.

01:09:11.260 --> 01:09:13.560
Growing up, how much of your childhood did you

01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:18.619
spend, like, outside and not? on a screen or

01:09:18.619 --> 01:09:24.199
not doing anything like that? I think... I mean,

01:09:24.220 --> 01:09:27.439
I got a phone, I think, when I was, like, 13,

01:09:27.739 --> 01:09:30.800
maybe? That's when I, like, remember getting

01:09:30.800 --> 01:09:32.800
a phone. Mm -hmm. What kind of phone was it?

01:09:33.720 --> 01:09:38.220
I had the Nokia. It wasn't, like, the original

01:09:38.220 --> 01:09:40.100
brick, but it was something similar, just a little

01:09:40.100 --> 01:09:43.039
bit more. Oh, just, like, was it prepaid? Yeah.

01:09:43.039 --> 01:09:44.340
Or was it, like, on a plan? It was on a plan,

01:09:44.439 --> 01:09:50.939
yeah. Same phone number? Yeah. Me too. Um, yeah,

01:09:51.039 --> 01:09:54.859
I had, uh, technically it was like internet capable,

01:09:55.039 --> 01:09:58.260
but I didn't have internet. Um, so like it would

01:09:58.260 --> 01:10:01.020
have a button that I would panic back out of

01:10:01.020 --> 01:10:04.220
so that it didn't charge you $15 charge me to,

01:10:04.300 --> 01:10:08.180
to look anything up. I'm still adamant that one

01:10:08.180 --> 01:10:10.420
of these days I'm going to get a flip phone.

01:10:10.479 --> 01:10:12.020
I'm going to keep saying it until I speak it

01:10:12.020 --> 01:10:17.279
into existence because I, i'm acutely aware of

01:10:17.279 --> 01:10:19.520
how much time i spend on my phone yeah it's a

01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:25.300
bummer i mean all we need is ridge or factor

01:10:25.300 --> 01:10:30.560
or what's that one that was a huge scam the ireland

01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:33.020
one be a lot more specific oh the by a plot to

01:10:33.020 --> 01:10:36.420
become a lord or lady yeah um something titles

01:10:36.420 --> 01:10:39.420
established titles established titles yeah maybe

01:10:39.420 --> 01:10:42.380
not sponsored by them at this point but once

01:10:42.380 --> 01:10:46.180
once that uh once that comes through then We're

01:10:46.180 --> 01:10:49.920
going to do our flip phone test. They came out

01:10:49.920 --> 01:10:53.500
with a, I think it's an HMD phone. So it's like

01:10:53.500 --> 01:10:56.180
one of the Japanese brands or Chinese brands.

01:10:56.300 --> 01:10:59.279
And it is a Barbie phone. So it's like hot pink.

01:10:59.380 --> 01:11:01.560
It's so cute. I think that's the one I want to

01:11:01.560 --> 01:11:04.180
go with. Okay. Let me do this. Because it's connected

01:11:04.180 --> 01:11:06.960
to the internet, sort of. So like you can access

01:11:06.960 --> 01:11:10.239
it for necessities and stuff, but not for doom

01:11:10.239 --> 01:11:12.739
scrolling, which is awesome. But are you behind

01:11:12.739 --> 01:11:15.779
the great wall? The great firewall? Maybe. I'm

01:11:15.779 --> 01:11:19.079
okay with it. I like it. Oh, okay. It looks like

01:11:19.079 --> 01:11:21.140
a pink jitterbug, if I'm being honest. It does,

01:11:21.140 --> 01:11:23.800
yeah. I love it. But yeah, you can access, I

01:11:23.800 --> 01:11:27.020
think it connects to Spotify and Google Maps,

01:11:27.159 --> 01:11:29.220
and honestly, that's all I need internet -wise.

01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:34.939
But it's interesting that I asked if you remember

01:11:34.939 --> 01:11:37.960
spending time outside, and then you immediately

01:11:37.960 --> 01:11:39.699
jumped to, well, I got my first phone when I

01:11:39.699 --> 01:11:42.380
was like, oh, 13. Well, before that, I mean,

01:11:42.399 --> 01:11:44.239
I would have spent a lot of time outside. But

01:11:44.239 --> 01:11:46.439
do you do you like remember it like you could

01:11:46.439 --> 01:11:49.800
just be gone for most of the day? Because I vividly

01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:52.239
remember it and all the shenanigans I got into.

01:11:52.960 --> 01:11:56.859
Quite honestly, I don't remember a ton from my

01:11:56.859 --> 01:12:00.100
youth. Oh, I didn't mean to. Yeah. I didn't mean

01:12:00.100 --> 01:12:03.399
to open up old wounds. Oh, it's fine. I just

01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:05.119
don't have anything to contribute to that part

01:12:05.119 --> 01:12:09.300
of the conversation. So I want my phone. But

01:12:09.300 --> 01:12:13.460
no, I vividly remember when I wasn't. glued to

01:12:13.460 --> 01:12:16.079
any kind of device and i mean those days were

01:12:16.079 --> 01:12:19.520
long gone yeah but i definitely miss them and

01:12:19.520 --> 01:12:23.539
i i i regret that my kids aren't going to have

01:12:23.539 --> 01:12:27.659
that experience sure we were at uh we were at

01:12:27.659 --> 01:12:31.119
about a hibachi restaurant last night and for

01:12:31.119 --> 01:12:34.359
those who don't know it's dinner and a show like

01:12:34.359 --> 01:12:36.899
you have a chef come out and they they do like

01:12:36.899 --> 01:12:38.479
this whole song and dance while they're making

01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:41.159
your food for you and whatever strangers are

01:12:41.159 --> 01:12:45.670
sitting at the same grill as you and we like

01:12:45.670 --> 01:12:49.050
catty corner to us is this mom and her two kids

01:12:49.050 --> 01:12:54.270
and she is on her phone while she's setting up

01:12:54.270 --> 01:12:57.090
a tablet and one of the kids already has a tablet

01:12:57.090 --> 01:13:01.710
and so the whole time these two kids are on these

01:13:01.710 --> 01:13:04.510
tablets she's on the phone and this chef is like

01:13:04.510 --> 01:13:06.810
trying to get their attention and he's like doing

01:13:06.810 --> 01:13:08.369
this whole thing he got like this flashlight

01:13:08.369 --> 01:13:12.390
out and did like this whole nightclub thing yeah

01:13:12.390 --> 01:13:15.930
with the onion volcano and he had to shine the

01:13:15.930 --> 01:13:17.909
light in the kid's face to get his attention

01:13:17.909 --> 01:13:20.590
while he's doing this and that just that drives

01:13:20.590 --> 01:13:23.430
me so crazy and that's one of the things that

01:13:23.430 --> 01:13:27.029
i decided from the very big like as soon as my

01:13:27.029 --> 01:13:29.270
kids were born like this meals are important

01:13:29.270 --> 01:13:32.649
right like some of the best conversations i've

01:13:32.649 --> 01:13:35.270
had with my kids when it was just me and them

01:13:35.270 --> 01:13:37.510
was when we were just at a restaurant yeah like

01:13:37.510 --> 01:13:39.329
hey how's your day been what do you want to talk

01:13:39.329 --> 01:13:43.199
about and Now it's getting more and more to where,

01:13:43.319 --> 01:13:45.920
can I have my tablet? No. No, you can't have

01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:47.560
your tablet. And it's just they always have to

01:13:47.560 --> 01:13:49.739
be glued to a screen. It doesn't help that at

01:13:49.739 --> 01:13:53.279
school they also stare at a tablet all day. And

01:13:53.279 --> 01:13:56.300
I remember whenever I was in school, when I was

01:13:56.300 --> 01:13:58.439
in elementary school, like it was a big deal

01:13:58.439 --> 01:13:59.880
when we went to the computer lab. It happened

01:13:59.880 --> 01:14:03.520
like once a week. We had those transparent like

01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:07.600
all -in -one Macs, like colorful ones. And like

01:14:07.600 --> 01:14:11.159
that was cool when we got to do that. I didn't

01:14:11.159 --> 01:14:14.619
expect to get it every single day. And I knew

01:14:14.619 --> 01:14:16.199
that that was just the time that I could look

01:14:16.199 --> 01:14:17.939
forward to. And then after that, I would go about

01:14:17.939 --> 01:14:20.460
my business and wait until the next week until

01:14:20.460 --> 01:14:25.180
we went back. And it just, it sucks that that's

01:14:25.180 --> 01:14:28.640
not, that they're already, they're born into

01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:30.899
a world where this addiction is already there.

01:14:31.199 --> 01:14:36.649
And so I try to make conscious efforts to. alleviate

01:14:36.649 --> 01:14:39.329
that but i'm constantly fighting an uphill battle

01:14:39.329 --> 01:14:41.529
and they end up pissed and i don't blame them

01:14:41.529 --> 01:14:44.090
because it's it's all they've known yeah yeah

01:14:44.090 --> 01:14:47.390
so i i think that and i mean a lot of this is

01:14:47.390 --> 01:14:50.949
going to tie into the next episode spoiler alert

01:14:50.949 --> 01:14:54.810
but um it's just a completely different world

01:14:54.810 --> 01:14:58.090
from even from when i was growing up to when

01:14:58.090 --> 01:15:01.869
you were born to you being born to when your

01:15:01.869 --> 01:15:05.800
nieces and nephew were born yeah and just The

01:15:05.800 --> 01:15:10.899
fact that mom, dad, nobody had any problem with

01:15:10.899 --> 01:15:14.220
me. I could stay out from 10 o 'clock in the

01:15:14.220 --> 01:15:16.659
morning until 10 o 'clock at night, and there

01:15:16.659 --> 01:15:19.939
was never any concern. I would be back, and if

01:15:19.939 --> 01:15:23.979
for whatever reason something happened, I always

01:15:23.979 --> 01:15:25.859
knew I could contact them, but I didn't have

01:15:25.859 --> 01:15:28.899
to. It wasn't expected. I could stay out with

01:15:28.899 --> 01:15:31.920
my friends and just go do whatever. but that's

01:15:31.920 --> 01:15:33.939
not a world that we live in anymore and it's

01:15:33.939 --> 01:15:36.760
not something now if you were to do that then

01:15:36.760 --> 01:15:38.520
you're going to have cps knocking on your door

01:15:38.520 --> 01:15:43.979
right and so i think that i do i have a lot of

01:15:43.979 --> 01:15:46.000
nostalgia for the 90s and i think that's why

01:15:46.000 --> 01:15:49.180
this episode has gone on so long is because of

01:15:49.180 --> 01:15:53.399
how important that decade was to me and just

01:15:53.399 --> 01:15:56.060
how much i miss and a lot of it is probably just

01:15:56.060 --> 01:15:59.199
going back with rose -colored glasses i mean

01:15:59.199 --> 01:16:01.640
there was definitely a lot of A lot of garbage

01:16:01.640 --> 01:16:07.159
going on. But you don't see that. That's not

01:16:07.159 --> 01:16:09.619
the part you remember. You look back and you

01:16:09.619 --> 01:16:11.619
think about all the good times and how those

01:16:11.619 --> 01:16:15.659
times don't exist anymore. Sure. I don't feel

01:16:15.659 --> 01:16:18.140
like I have nostalgia for what would have been

01:16:18.140 --> 01:16:21.420
my version of that time period. I don't think

01:16:21.420 --> 01:16:24.520
I have that deep kind of nostalgia for the early

01:16:24.520 --> 01:16:28.920
2000s. Yeah. I think that things have changed

01:16:28.920 --> 01:16:32.510
so rapidly. that there was never really a thing

01:16:32.510 --> 01:16:34.869
to cling on to. Because if you think about the

01:16:34.869 --> 01:16:39.149
trajectory of technology and stuff, the internet

01:16:39.149 --> 01:16:42.210
kind of hit its stride in the mid -90s. Everything

01:16:42.210 --> 01:16:45.050
past that has moved so quickly that there's both

01:16:45.050 --> 01:16:48.689
too much and not enough to be nostalgic for.

01:16:49.630 --> 01:16:52.649
And so I think that's one of the tougher things

01:16:52.649 --> 01:16:55.789
about being Gen Z, is that you have these memories

01:16:55.789 --> 01:16:59.289
of all of these things, and you're kind of nostalgic

01:16:59.289 --> 01:17:01.760
for them. But they also don't feel like they

01:17:01.760 --> 01:17:05.479
existed in a time. They were just like this nebulous

01:17:05.479 --> 01:17:08.000
thing that existed as a transition between things.

01:17:08.060 --> 01:17:09.899
You never got to like stop and enjoy something

01:17:09.899 --> 01:17:12.960
because it was always replaced within kind of

01:17:12.960 --> 01:17:15.600
a ridiculous immediacy. Nothing has any staying

01:17:15.600 --> 01:17:19.039
power. Yeah. And that's definitely something

01:17:19.039 --> 01:17:22.380
that came along with the internet because before

01:17:22.380 --> 01:17:25.619
like something would happen and it would have

01:17:25.619 --> 01:17:27.899
to be word of mouth. Yeah. And so that would

01:17:27.899 --> 01:17:31.739
give it sustained longevity. Instead of, oh,

01:17:31.939 --> 01:17:33.979
I just found out about this thing, but then two

01:17:33.979 --> 01:17:35.699
seconds later you find out about a new thing.

01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:39.260
Or you find out about this thing, oh, but there's

01:17:39.260 --> 01:17:40.739
a better thing, and then, oh, there's another

01:17:40.739 --> 01:17:43.420
better thing. And you're just constantly trying

01:17:43.420 --> 01:17:48.119
to just keep up. Instead of just taking what

01:17:48.119 --> 01:17:50.920
you have and enjoying what you have, it's just

01:17:50.920 --> 01:17:53.140
always, well, there's something better that exists

01:17:53.140 --> 01:17:58.380
now. And nothing has any staying power anymore.

01:17:59.420 --> 01:18:01.579
There's nothing I can think of from the past

01:18:01.579 --> 01:18:07.220
15 years that you look back fondly of, like even

01:18:07.220 --> 01:18:12.140
even got like movies that were great. But then

01:18:12.140 --> 01:18:14.079
five years goes along and oh, well, we have a

01:18:14.079 --> 01:18:15.659
problem with this movie because of this, this,

01:18:15.760 --> 01:18:17.579
this and this. So now you can't talk about that

01:18:17.579 --> 01:18:23.340
movie anymore. Music. Oh, well, yeah, but they

01:18:23.340 --> 01:18:25.939
stole this from this person. And even though

01:18:25.939 --> 01:18:27.640
you enjoyed it, this is why you shouldn't enjoy

01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:30.300
it anymore. Back to art versus the artist. Yeah.

01:18:30.619 --> 01:18:35.579
Yeah. And I just, it's, it's extremely frustrating

01:18:35.579 --> 01:18:40.420
to, to be in that kind of a situation. And it's,

01:18:40.420 --> 01:18:44.479
it's not, uh, I have gotten to a point where

01:18:44.479 --> 01:18:47.739
I just, I don't care. Like I like what I like

01:18:47.739 --> 01:18:49.659
and I'm going to talk about the things I like.

01:18:49.680 --> 01:18:52.279
If you don't like it, that's fine. Yeah. There's

01:18:52.279 --> 01:18:54.079
going to be plenty of stuff that someone else

01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:56.020
may like that I don't, and I don't understand.

01:18:56.079 --> 01:18:59.489
And that's okay. But. More recently, there's

01:18:59.489 --> 01:19:02.850
been such a rush for everyone to have this homogenous

01:19:02.850 --> 01:19:06.869
opinion on everything. And if you don't have

01:19:06.869 --> 01:19:10.090
that opinion, then you're just going to be publicly

01:19:10.090 --> 01:19:13.409
castrated. And it's just it's something that

01:19:13.409 --> 01:19:17.649
I'm sure happened in the 90s, but I wasn't privy

01:19:17.649 --> 01:19:20.649
to. And therefore, I am able to look back at

01:19:20.649 --> 01:19:24.789
that time and say this is was peak for me. Yeah.

01:19:24.869 --> 01:19:26.590
Do you think that was because you were just too

01:19:26.590 --> 01:19:29.460
young to? Have that kind of like worldly sense

01:19:29.460 --> 01:19:32.039
about you. So you miss that kind of like naivete.

01:19:32.140 --> 01:19:35.039
I think that was part of it. I think that I definitely

01:19:35.039 --> 01:19:37.800
didn't understand all the ramifications of everything

01:19:37.800 --> 01:19:42.020
that was happening. Um, like the, I don't remember

01:19:42.020 --> 01:19:44.260
if it was on this go around or the last go around

01:19:44.260 --> 01:19:46.840
about the Clinton stuff. Yeah. Like that, that

01:19:46.840 --> 01:19:51.399
was a big deal, but everything that got trickled

01:19:51.399 --> 01:19:54.159
down to me was just the joke aspect of it. Sure.

01:19:54.619 --> 01:19:58.840
Was, was the stain on the dress. was the stupid

01:19:58.840 --> 01:20:03.060
lines covering up what he did and when he was

01:20:03.060 --> 01:20:07.560
asked about it. And so I do think that a lot

01:20:07.560 --> 01:20:12.460
of it was based on naivete on my part. But at

01:20:12.460 --> 01:20:14.960
the same time, I don't think that that's necessarily

01:20:14.960 --> 01:20:18.899
a bad thing. I think that maybe we should have

01:20:18.899 --> 01:20:21.399
a little more of that. I wholeheartedly agree.

01:20:21.619 --> 01:20:25.939
And that maybe don't take everything so seriously.

01:20:26.860 --> 01:20:29.659
Maybe don't spend so much time with your nose

01:20:29.659 --> 01:20:31.859
in the blinds and just enjoy what you got. Yeah.

01:20:31.939 --> 01:20:34.939
So that is my tirade for this episode. You got

01:20:34.939 --> 01:20:37.340
anything else? No, that was all I had for this

01:20:37.340 --> 01:20:40.220
episode. Any closing words? All right, well,

01:20:40.220 --> 01:20:43.220
my send -off words are be all that and a bag

01:20:43.220 --> 01:20:47.180
of chips today. That's a good one. What do you

01:20:47.180 --> 01:20:52.859
got? I love the 90s. I don't know if I would

01:20:52.859 --> 01:20:57.460
go back if I could. But I can tell you that the

01:20:57.460 --> 01:21:02.000
2020s have been wiggity, wiggity, whack. And

01:21:02.000 --> 01:21:05.739
on that note. And we're out. We'll see you next

01:21:05.739 --> 01:21:08.340
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