WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.660 So I told you we went to Colorado, and this was 00:00:03.660 --> 00:00:06.679 only my second time in Colorado. First time was 00:00:06.679 --> 00:00:09.179 during the pandy. Yeah, so I didn't get to do 00:00:09.179 --> 00:00:11.859 much. But this was the first time I got to, like, 00:00:11.900 --> 00:00:16.660 roam around and saw Floridians. Coloradans. Coloradans. 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:18.579 I think they're Coloradans. One thing I noticed 00:00:18.579 --> 00:00:21.320 was I think that everyone in Colorado went to 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:24.920 sleep one night and then grew three inches, but 00:00:24.920 --> 00:00:27.760 then never changed their wardrobe. Everybody 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:30.829 was flooding. Either that or they have some weird 00:00:30.829 --> 00:00:33.649 kink about ankles. Oh, God. Because it was either 00:00:33.649 --> 00:00:37.429 the pants were intentionally short or if they 00:00:37.429 --> 00:00:39.009 weren't intentionally short, they were rolled 00:00:39.009 --> 00:00:43.509 up. Every single person in Colorado. Uh -huh. 00:00:43.509 --> 00:00:46.210 Yeah. You should move to Colorado. My ankles 00:00:46.210 --> 00:00:48.509 are hidden, though. Well. I'm not a Victorian 00:00:48.509 --> 00:00:52.810 whore. You wouldn't be appreciated in Colorado. 00:00:53.030 --> 00:00:55.590 I think that's actually just making a comeback 00:00:55.590 --> 00:00:57.640 because the Austin people are the same way. Oh, 00:00:57.780 --> 00:01:00.140 so it's just pretentious people. Probably, yeah. 00:01:00.140 --> 00:01:03.859 It's not just Colorado -ians. The Austinites 00:01:03.859 --> 00:01:06.659 have caught it, too. They're big ankle people. 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:12.840 Also, Colorado has to be the single biggest consumer 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:16.379 of Subarus. Those lesbian mobiles are everywhere. 00:01:18.230 --> 00:01:21.390 We pulled into the Casa Bonita parking lot, and 00:01:21.390 --> 00:01:24.250 all you had to do was just do a little circle. 00:01:24.329 --> 00:01:26.390 You could count at least 20 of them. All the 00:01:26.390 --> 00:01:30.129 Subarus? Literally everywhere. And they're all 00:01:30.129 --> 00:01:32.750 driven by the exact person you would think would 00:01:32.750 --> 00:01:36.030 be driving a Subaru. So when we were talking 00:01:36.030 --> 00:01:38.469 about moving to Colorado, the conversation was 00:01:38.469 --> 00:01:41.150 almost explicitly that as soon as I moved, got 00:01:41.150 --> 00:01:42.650 all my stuff there, I was going to trade cars. 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:45.680 my Camry for a Subaru because they could get 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:49.299 one that was able to fit a kayak and that would 00:01:49.299 --> 00:01:53.120 be an all roads kind of car because my car very 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:55.480 much is not. I was going to be a Subaru person. 00:01:55.819 --> 00:01:58.159 Yeah. It's tragic. It's not too late. One of 00:01:58.159 --> 00:02:00.340 these days I'll get there. I think if you are 00:02:00.340 --> 00:02:02.439 a thing, Nate would probably end up pretty disappointed 00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:05.480 in your life choices after that. Yeah. A lot 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:07.980 more flannel in your future. I'll shave one of 00:02:07.980 --> 00:02:10.300 the halves of my head, you know, let the people 00:02:10.300 --> 00:02:13.430 know. Oh, but it was a trip. You ready for this 00:02:13.430 --> 00:02:17.129 one? Yeah. Five, four, three, two, one, zero. 00:02:18.270 --> 00:02:22.169 Welcome to the show, people. Welcome to the show. 00:02:27.870 --> 00:02:37.169 Eat my shorts. So here is to conversation. Tranquility 00:02:37.169 --> 00:03:03.610 base here. The Eagle has landed. So what do weddings, 00:03:03.930 --> 00:03:07.550 funerals, and a nice bris have in common? Okay, 00:03:07.610 --> 00:03:09.469 so before I answer this or make guesses, what 00:03:09.469 --> 00:03:11.669 is a bris? You don't know what a bris is either? 00:03:11.870 --> 00:03:13.550 I've heard the term, but yeah, no, I have no 00:03:13.550 --> 00:03:16.030 idea. I came up with this list when I was riding 00:03:16.030 --> 00:03:18.069 with Mom, and she didn't know either. Am I the 00:03:18.069 --> 00:03:20.569 only one in this house that knows about Jewish 00:03:20.569 --> 00:03:26.590 culture? What is a bris? A bris is a Jewish ceremony 00:03:26.590 --> 00:03:35.030 where a male child, is circumcised. Oh, okay. 00:03:35.409 --> 00:03:38.409 So you got a wedding, a funeral, a bris. How 00:03:38.409 --> 00:03:40.629 do they all connect? What's the through line? 00:03:41.050 --> 00:03:44.610 I mean, they're all family events. Yeah. I mean, 00:03:44.629 --> 00:03:46.550 I'm not going to pass any judgment on the bris, 00:03:46.590 --> 00:03:48.750 but I would think the less people there, the 00:03:48.750 --> 00:03:51.289 better. It is a ceremony. It is. And it's a big 00:03:51.289 --> 00:03:53.409 thing that people gather for. It's still a family 00:03:53.409 --> 00:03:55.550 event then? It is. I didn't say it wasn't. I 00:03:55.550 --> 00:03:59.189 just said, I think that it is different. Okay. 00:03:59.740 --> 00:04:01.500 So the through line is not that it's a family 00:04:01.500 --> 00:04:05.180 event then? No. You threw me off with Briss. 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:07.419 I had to learn what it was on the fly, and now 00:04:07.419 --> 00:04:09.360 I have to figure out how it relates to a wedding 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:13.120 and a funeral. Yeah. They are gatherings. I'll 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:15.599 give you that much. Family gatherings where you 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:21.139 lose or gain something pretty important. That 00:04:21.139 --> 00:04:24.000 could work, but it doesn't fit with today's topic. 00:04:24.660 --> 00:04:28.019 All three of these events are places where there 00:04:28.019 --> 00:04:34.209 is a... High implication, expectation for decorum. 00:04:34.870 --> 00:04:36.930 You're supposed to act right. You can't get unruly 00:04:36.930 --> 00:04:41.110 at the bris? You could. You could if you tapped 00:04:41.110 --> 00:04:43.750 into the Manischewitz, I guess. A little early. 00:04:44.290 --> 00:04:49.050 The what? Oh, my God. The Manischewitz? I didn't 00:04:49.050 --> 00:04:50.790 know what a bris was. What makes you think I 00:04:50.790 --> 00:04:52.730 would know what a Manischewitz is? It's Jewish 00:04:52.730 --> 00:04:57.829 wine. Oh, just say Jewish wine. That sounds racist. 00:04:59.819 --> 00:05:02.980 All right. Okay. You heard it here first. I am 00:05:02.980 --> 00:05:08.759 more culturally in tune than my co -host. But, 00:05:08.819 --> 00:05:13.199 and this was a topic I came up with, what, maybe 00:05:13.199 --> 00:05:20.079 three weeks ago? Okay. When I was flying to Miami. 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:24.600 Yeah, Miami. Plane etiquette. A plane. The airport 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:26.980 in general. Just places that you are expected 00:05:26.980 --> 00:05:30.949 to act a certain kind of way. Okay. And not try 00:05:30.949 --> 00:05:33.810 to be the main character of the story that you're 00:05:33.810 --> 00:05:37.470 living. That's a tough one. I hate main character 00:05:37.470 --> 00:05:40.069 energy. I do too. I don't know if that means 00:05:40.069 --> 00:05:43.050 that I am by nature an NPC because I hate main 00:05:43.050 --> 00:05:46.430 character energy. I'm not ready to have an existential 00:05:46.430 --> 00:05:50.550 crisis today. I mean, is there something wrong 00:05:50.550 --> 00:05:53.569 with just living your life without having to 00:05:53.569 --> 00:05:56.930 thrust yourself on other people at every turn? 00:05:57.820 --> 00:06:02.560 I don't think so. I mean, if you want to exist 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:05.360 in the grander scheme of society, you have to 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:08.699 have a tripod on you at all times. Yeah. If we 00:06:08.699 --> 00:06:10.720 want to be big podcasters, we're going to have 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:13.040 to be YouTube Shorts people, Amazon Reels people, 00:06:13.240 --> 00:06:16.459 or Instagram Reels people. I think it means that 00:06:16.459 --> 00:06:19.180 we will have to cave to the algorithm and start 00:06:19.180 --> 00:06:20.899 recording ourselves in public like we are the 00:06:20.899 --> 00:06:24.259 main characters. You either die a hero or live 00:06:24.259 --> 00:06:25.720 long enough to see yourself become the villain. 00:06:26.189 --> 00:06:28.769 And villainy is where the money's at? Mm -hmm. 00:06:28.769 --> 00:06:31.430 Oh, okay. Okay, yeah. I didn't think of it that 00:06:31.430 --> 00:06:33.970 way. Have you seen how many evil people have 00:06:33.970 --> 00:06:38.490 layers? Layers are expensive. Like onions? I 00:06:38.490 --> 00:06:45.269 was thinking more parfaits, but sure. Oh, like 00:06:45.269 --> 00:06:48.990 Dr. Evil's layer. Mm -hmm. And it's just a group 00:06:48.990 --> 00:06:50.810 of onions. What's a group of onions called? A 00:06:50.810 --> 00:06:57.759 bushel? Yeah. A murder of onions? A murder of 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:03.139 onions. Okay, so right now, while we're still 00:07:03.139 --> 00:07:10.279 nobodies, I expect myself to just float in and 00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:14.040 out, just like I was never there. And I want 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:15.939 other people to do that too, but other people 00:07:15.939 --> 00:07:20.160 can't do that. Sure. One thing I noticed was 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:24.699 I was waiting at the gate for my plane, and... 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:29.639 There was a gentleman there who was in a Canadian 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:32.860 tuxedo, but, and for those that don't know, a 00:07:32.860 --> 00:07:35.600 Canadian tuxedo is denim on denim on denim. That's 00:07:35.600 --> 00:07:37.879 what I thought. Okay. I don't know what a bris 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:42.439 is, but I do know a Canadian tuxedo. There was 00:07:42.439 --> 00:07:49.019 his jean jacket, which had a Tommy Hilfiger logo 00:07:49.019 --> 00:07:51.259 going across the entire front and entire back. 00:07:51.779 --> 00:07:55.629 Okay. A shirt had little... Little Tommy Hilfiger 00:07:55.629 --> 00:07:59.689 logo on the pocket. Okay. His jeans had rings 00:07:59.689 --> 00:08:02.029 with the Tommy Hilfiger logo around each knee. 00:08:02.329 --> 00:08:06.829 Ew, what? His shoes, not denim, loafers. Commit 00:08:06.829 --> 00:08:09.269 to the bit, man. You got to have those. Tommy 00:08:09.269 --> 00:08:14.389 Hilfiger. Those jutes. Tommy Hilfiger matching 00:08:14.389 --> 00:08:20.389 loafers. Yeah. And, like, if he saw this on a 00:08:20.389 --> 00:08:23.430 mannequin and he just said, I want that, then 00:08:23.430 --> 00:08:26.430 that's one thing. Sure. If you have to be completely 00:08:26.430 --> 00:08:29.350 matching head to toe and you think that that's 00:08:29.350 --> 00:08:32.509 what everyone else appreciates, then fine. That's 00:08:32.509 --> 00:08:36.230 great. But. What if you met Tommy Hilfiger? What 00:08:36.230 --> 00:08:38.509 if that was? I have no idea. I'm pretty sure 00:08:38.509 --> 00:08:41.070 he is. What if that was Tommy Hilfiger? I would 00:08:41.070 --> 00:08:44.570 be a little put off. Yeah. If whenever our merch 00:08:44.570 --> 00:08:47.470 store gets up and going and for whatever reason 00:08:47.470 --> 00:08:51.789 we have a jacket, shirt, pant, loafer combo. 00:08:52.710 --> 00:08:55.389 available for purchase i'm sorry we're so not 00:08:55.389 --> 00:08:59.289 selling loafers why not each of our faces could 00:08:59.289 --> 00:09:02.690 be on on each of them all right fine and someone 00:09:02.690 --> 00:09:07.049 walked up to me and said i love your stuff i 00:09:07.049 --> 00:09:09.509 would be put off i would not be a fan of this 00:09:09.509 --> 00:09:12.429 person say hey thanks keep listening keep ordering 00:09:12.429 --> 00:09:15.370 stuff from the merch store but i'm gonna go stay 00:09:15.370 --> 00:09:17.789 in your security now thank you have a great day 00:09:17.789 --> 00:09:21.419 okay We're rich at a level that we have security 00:09:21.419 --> 00:09:23.139 in the situation? No, I'm just talking about 00:09:23.139 --> 00:09:26.100 security for whatever facility I'm in. Oh. Yeah. 00:09:26.179 --> 00:09:29.179 In like a padded room kind of way? I would call, 00:09:29.379 --> 00:09:33.419 I would find someone with weaponry, whether it's 00:09:33.419 --> 00:09:39.519 a handgun or mace. Maybe even just some old lady 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:41.159 with pepper spray on her keychain. I don't know. 00:09:41.379 --> 00:09:44.659 Someone that is going to have protection to save 00:09:44.659 --> 00:09:47.299 both of us because that person is unwell. Sure. 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:50.179 If they're tracking us down, dressed head to 00:09:50.179 --> 00:09:52.659 toe in our stuff, I wouldn't be okay with that. 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:54.720 And I would assume that Tommy Hilfiger wouldn't 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:57.320 either. Sure. Not just that, but I don't think 00:09:57.320 --> 00:09:59.519 most people could point him out in a crowd. If 00:09:59.519 --> 00:10:02.779 he wasn't here for that, why would he make clothes 00:10:02.779 --> 00:10:06.279 with his name so big on it? Riddle me that. That's 00:10:06.279 --> 00:10:08.600 a great question. I don't know. I don't know. 00:10:08.700 --> 00:10:11.580 Should he be episode 200 after we get Jarrett 00:10:11.580 --> 00:10:14.539 Reddick for 100? Absolutely. All right, Tommy, 00:10:14.620 --> 00:10:16.779 hold on. Hold on, because it's going to take 00:10:16.779 --> 00:10:18.799 us a bit, but we'll get you on. But it's not 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:21.379 just his outfit. His outfit was one thing. I 00:10:21.379 --> 00:10:23.899 think that said a lot about him. But then he 00:10:23.899 --> 00:10:26.200 had like this military backpack. He puts it on 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:28.139 the ground, and it's completely stuffed. I mean, 00:10:28.139 --> 00:10:30.299 it's like a foot and a half off of his back. 00:10:31.059 --> 00:10:33.860 And he reaches in one of the front pockets and 00:10:33.860 --> 00:10:37.779 just starts pulling out loose candy. What do 00:10:37.779 --> 00:10:41.779 you mean loose candy? Just a fistful of Skittles? 00:10:43.659 --> 00:10:47.769 Individually wrapped. Like a grandmother. Were 00:10:47.769 --> 00:10:51.629 there his originals? Like those little candies 00:10:51.629 --> 00:10:55.850 that are wrapped in strawberry paper. I don't 00:10:55.850 --> 00:10:59.909 know who sells those. I have never seen them 00:10:59.909 --> 00:11:02.230 in a store. I don't know. This man was maybe 00:11:02.230 --> 00:11:07.190 like mid -40s. Okay. I don't think that Social 00:11:07.190 --> 00:11:09.490 Security had sent him his strawberry candies 00:11:09.490 --> 00:11:12.570 yet. But he just starts pulling them out of his 00:11:12.570 --> 00:11:17.279 backpack. Okay. And then I didn't see him again 00:11:17.279 --> 00:11:19.960 until after the flight. And flying into Miami, 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:21.919 you got to take the freaking monorail everywhere. 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:25.600 So I get in, and guess who stands next to me? 00:11:25.879 --> 00:11:31.980 Hilfiger man. Tommy Jr. And the amount of cologne 00:11:31.980 --> 00:11:35.879 this man had on his person should not have gotten 00:11:35.879 --> 00:11:40.940 through TSA. Okay. Because he 100 % was definitely 00:11:40.940 --> 00:11:46.870 flammable. And so this was the third piece to 00:11:46.870 --> 00:11:50.070 the puzzle of this man that I saw. And I just 00:11:50.070 --> 00:11:54.169 could not wrap my head around what he was trying 00:11:54.169 --> 00:11:57.210 to convey to the world. Oh, and then he also 00:11:57.210 --> 00:12:00.529 had like a watch with like a two -inch face that 00:12:00.529 --> 00:12:03.610 was very fake, but trying not to look fake. A 00:12:03.610 --> 00:12:07.009 Folex? Yes. Okay. And this isn't the first time. 00:12:07.070 --> 00:12:09.250 This is just the most recent one. I run into 00:12:09.250 --> 00:12:11.570 people all the time when I'm trying to get on 00:12:11.570 --> 00:12:13.730 a plane or get off a plane. I've just... What 00:12:13.730 --> 00:12:17.309 are you doing? Yeah. What do you want the world 00:12:17.309 --> 00:12:20.110 to know about you? Because this is a little much. 00:12:20.289 --> 00:12:23.090 So based on everything I described to you, what 00:12:23.090 --> 00:12:25.350 do you think this man's about? What do I think 00:12:25.350 --> 00:12:30.029 this man is about? He is a TikTok influencer. 00:12:30.490 --> 00:12:33.909 He posts every single one of his morning routines. 00:12:34.090 --> 00:12:36.149 He wakes up at four in the morning to do an ice 00:12:36.149 --> 00:12:43.379 bath with something like Evian. Voss. Voss. He's 00:12:43.379 --> 00:12:46.500 contributed massively to the landfills. Wow. 00:12:47.620 --> 00:12:49.820 Wow, the disrespect you're putting on my man 00:12:49.820 --> 00:12:53.320 right now. No, he has to empty the Aquafina into 00:12:53.320 --> 00:12:56.259 the Voss, and then he shows the Voss bottle, 00:12:56.419 --> 00:12:58.440 and that's what he puts in the ice bath. No, 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:01.860 it's just tap water. I mean, actually, even that's 00:13:01.860 --> 00:13:07.389 better than Aquafina. But yeah, he's... This 00:13:07.389 --> 00:13:09.850 is a separate rabbit hole, but I've been watching 00:13:09.850 --> 00:13:12.289 a lot of those videos of like morning routines 00:13:12.289 --> 00:13:14.950 and stuff from people who are just impossible. 00:13:15.730 --> 00:13:18.590 It's my favorite thing now. The ones that are 00:13:18.590 --> 00:13:22.009 just like parodies and the actual guys who are 00:13:22.009 --> 00:13:25.110 just like sprinting on a closed off road next 00:13:25.110 --> 00:13:30.129 to a Lamborghini. It's so fun to watch. It's 00:13:30.129 --> 00:13:33.970 so stupid. I love the internet sometimes, but 00:13:33.970 --> 00:13:36.389 I think that that's what that man is about. Yeah. 00:13:36.759 --> 00:13:40.700 That's possible. Honestly, I couldn't tell you. 00:13:41.940 --> 00:13:47.159 Definitely on multiple divorces. Sure. Just moved 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:51.100 to America from whatever country. I don't know. 00:13:51.200 --> 00:13:53.620 From where? I'm not speculating as to where this 00:13:53.620 --> 00:13:55.620 man came from. I don't know enough details, but 00:13:55.620 --> 00:13:58.659 I am saying that that gives off a very big just 00:13:58.659 --> 00:14:01.759 got to America and this is what America is energy 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:05.840 in the same way that Kamal Nanjiani. His first 00:14:05.840 --> 00:14:10.500 day in America was on Thanksgiving Day in New 00:14:10.500 --> 00:14:13.519 York. And so he saw the parade. And he was like, 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:15.139 I thought every day was like this. This was just 00:14:15.139 --> 00:14:18.559 America. That's the same energy. A man who is 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:21.360 fully decked out in Tommy Hilfiger. Or like when 00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:23.679 Apu was trying to get his... Are we allowed to 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:27.879 name drop Apu anymore? He's our people. It's 00:14:27.879 --> 00:14:38.230 fine. Whenever... Are you able to drop Apu? Oh, 00:14:38.309 --> 00:14:42.870 I didn't even catch that. Whenever he's trying 00:14:42.870 --> 00:14:45.309 to Americanize himself and he's got the cowboy 00:14:45.309 --> 00:14:48.210 hat and the... Turns out I am American. I just 00:14:48.210 --> 00:14:53.649 plum forgot. Oh, dear partner. Okay, I think 00:14:53.649 --> 00:14:55.590 you can still name drop off who, but I don't 00:14:55.590 --> 00:14:57.909 think you can. He said it. You can use the accent. 00:14:58.529 --> 00:15:05.330 I sure can. Wow. Yeah, I'll link one of our aunts 00:15:05.330 --> 00:15:09.490 or uncles. Yeah? Faisal. Looks like Groucho Marx. 00:15:10.090 --> 00:15:14.169 Sure, yeah. Yeah, name drop the rest of them. 00:15:16.490 --> 00:15:20.710 Firoz. Looks like a mean dad. Like, Lee looks 00:15:20.710 --> 00:15:24.809 just like our dad, but mean. He also does look 00:15:24.809 --> 00:15:28.629 like a mean dad. Also that, yeah. Okay, so this 00:15:28.629 --> 00:15:32.269 man's about? Second divorce. You know what? He 00:15:32.269 --> 00:15:36.139 just, he's, maybe we should applaud him. Be applauding 00:15:36.139 --> 00:15:42.379 him. He doesn't care about what the outside world 00:15:42.379 --> 00:15:45.480 has to say about him. Or. There's something in 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:49.179 that. His name is Tommy. And he just likes to 00:15:49.179 --> 00:15:52.000 represent his own name like he's a Pokemon. Maybe. 00:15:52.059 --> 00:15:54.059 If you spoke to him, the only word he would say, 00:15:54.200 --> 00:16:05.149 Tommy Hilfiger. Tommy, Tommy. Oh, hindsight, 00:16:05.409 --> 00:16:08.509 I wish I had talked to this man. I wish I had 00:16:08.509 --> 00:16:11.389 said something. Missed opportunity. Just so I 00:16:11.389 --> 00:16:15.149 could have a clearer picture. But again, he's 00:16:15.149 --> 00:16:17.809 not the only one. He's not going to be the, he 00:16:17.809 --> 00:16:21.830 wasn't the first, won't be the last. Just, you 00:16:21.830 --> 00:16:27.850 see all these pictures of people that are flying 00:16:27.850 --> 00:16:31.169 and it's like first class accommodations the 00:16:31.169 --> 00:16:34.750 entire way through. When did we lose that? First 00:16:34.750 --> 00:16:38.350 class? Just that. That vibe. What do you mean? 00:16:38.509 --> 00:16:43.289 Like the people dressing up nicely to be on a 00:16:43.289 --> 00:16:47.090 plane. People not treating it like it's a greyhound 00:16:47.090 --> 00:16:50.529 in the sky. Whenever Boeing planes started falling 00:16:50.529 --> 00:16:53.110 apart, that's when we stopped treating it like 00:16:53.110 --> 00:16:55.549 it was a... Okay, but that was relatively recently. 00:16:56.169 --> 00:17:00.740 Fine. I will say, though, that like... There's 00:17:00.740 --> 00:17:03.080 a meeting in the middle. I don't like the people 00:17:03.080 --> 00:17:06.619 who go onto planes in, like, suits. Like, yeah, 00:17:06.660 --> 00:17:08.359 maybe you have, like, a business meeting that 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:10.279 you have to get to immediately out of the airport. 00:17:11.380 --> 00:17:13.740 Or maybe you didn't want your suit to wrinkle 00:17:13.740 --> 00:17:16.299 in your suitcase. Valid reasons. Don't wear a 00:17:16.299 --> 00:17:21.619 suit to the airport. No, there's a whole other 00:17:21.619 --> 00:17:24.140 subset of people that are on the opposite end 00:17:24.140 --> 00:17:28.319 of that spectrum. And just... Have to look like 00:17:28.319 --> 00:17:31.839 I'm important businessman the entire time. Yeah. 00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:35.059 Like they'll be sitting in their seat and they're 00:17:35.059 --> 00:17:38.720 in coach with the rest of us peasants and they'll 00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:40.880 pull out their laptop and just open a spreadsheet. 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:47.180 And that's all they do. I think my biggest pet 00:17:47.180 --> 00:17:49.519 peeve of people that get on planes now are the 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:54.420 people who look purposefully disheveled. Like. 00:17:54.859 --> 00:17:56.839 So this is another side of the Internet I wish 00:17:56.839 --> 00:17:59.759 I wasn't on. But there are girls who will get 00:17:59.759 --> 00:18:03.880 to the airport in enough time to do like their 00:18:03.880 --> 00:18:08.279 entire like shedding routine. So they'll have 00:18:08.279 --> 00:18:11.519 like the mouth tape and their hair and like the 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:14.940 rollers and stuff and like the eye mask. It's 00:18:14.940 --> 00:18:19.279 just it's ridiculous. And every one of them will 00:18:19.279 --> 00:18:21.000 get on the plane and then they'll start like. 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:24.559 Peeling 75 % of their face off. Like, you have 00:18:24.559 --> 00:18:28.819 neighbors. What is wrong with you? Have you ever 00:18:28.819 --> 00:18:32.259 been seated close to a nail clipper? An airplane 00:18:32.259 --> 00:18:36.960 nail clipper? No. What? I haven't been close. 00:18:37.119 --> 00:18:41.420 I've passed a few on the way to the lavatories. 00:18:41.799 --> 00:18:45.119 They still let nail clippers on airplanes? The 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:49.819 people, not the device. Yeah. Yeah, they do. 00:18:50.569 --> 00:18:53.869 That's horrifying. It is. How do you not have 00:18:53.869 --> 00:18:55.549 enough forethought to be like, I should clip 00:18:55.549 --> 00:18:58.930 my nails before I get on this flight? I mean, 00:18:59.009 --> 00:19:04.710 you have to live the busiest of lives for the 00:19:04.710 --> 00:19:07.670 only time that you have any downtime whatsoever 00:19:07.670 --> 00:19:14.089 is when you're on a plane. Are we talking fingernails 00:19:14.089 --> 00:19:18.619 or are we just like dogs out on the plane? I've 00:19:18.619 --> 00:19:21.599 seen both. I've seen both. One time it was just 00:19:21.599 --> 00:19:23.579 like, I don't know, maybe they just had something 00:19:23.579 --> 00:19:25.119 like in their cuticle that they were just trying 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:27.460 to take out. It wasn't anything egregious. Okay. 00:19:27.539 --> 00:19:30.640 But the fact that that is what they decided to 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:33.220 do on a plane surrounded by all these other people 00:19:33.220 --> 00:19:35.460 said something about them. I feel like that's 00:19:35.460 --> 00:19:37.140 a very different situation from like actively 00:19:37.140 --> 00:19:40.319 just like clipping their nails. But no, the toenail 00:19:40.319 --> 00:19:43.799 one, that one was appalling. If you clip your 00:19:43.799 --> 00:19:46.099 toenails on a plane, I hope that the air marshal 00:19:46.099 --> 00:19:49.819 puts you on the no -fly list. You don't deserve 00:19:49.819 --> 00:19:56.839 to be on planes. I just don't know the thought 00:19:56.839 --> 00:19:59.859 process. And maybe it's just because I'm a lot 00:19:59.859 --> 00:20:02.680 more courteous around my fellow travelers than 00:20:02.680 --> 00:20:07.700 other people. But I just, it is excessive that 00:20:07.700 --> 00:20:12.779 someone has so little disregard for... the people 00:20:12.779 --> 00:20:16.640 around them. The, so I haven't flown on anywhere 00:20:16.640 --> 00:20:18.380 near as many planes as you have, but the most 00:20:18.380 --> 00:20:21.720 annoying thing that happens if I'm on like planes 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:24.240 or if I'm in a space where I'm like with other 00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:27.279 people in like relatively close quarters, everyone 00:20:27.279 --> 00:20:29.960 decides because I'm small that that means that 00:20:29.960 --> 00:20:32.839 they can take up 50 % of my space and it makes 00:20:32.839 --> 00:20:38.000 me homicidal. Every time I will be sat next to 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:41.559 a stranger on a plane, inevitably an adult man. 00:20:42.229 --> 00:20:45.190 And he will just spread into like he'll take 00:20:45.190 --> 00:20:48.470 my armrest. He'll spread his legs into my seat 00:20:48.470 --> 00:20:51.049 space. And I'm just like, I don't I don't want 00:20:51.049 --> 00:20:54.230 to touch you, but go away. Move to you have a 00:20:54.230 --> 00:20:56.849 little start ringing the button. Yes, ma 'am. 00:20:56.930 --> 00:21:01.349 Did you need us? Yeah. Homeboy over here wanted 00:21:01.349 --> 00:21:03.890 a seat and a half, but he only paid for one. 00:21:04.029 --> 00:21:06.829 So can we do something about this? Are you a 00:21:06.829 --> 00:21:10.349 are you a middle seat? No, I will be a window 00:21:10.349 --> 00:21:13.470 all the time. But a lot of times there are seats 00:21:13.470 --> 00:21:15.609 that are booked on either side of me, so I don't 00:21:15.609 --> 00:21:18.390 have the choice. So I just have to be squished 00:21:18.390 --> 00:21:21.109 into my seat. With your Frontier Pass, do you 00:21:21.109 --> 00:21:23.970 get to choose the seat? Because you don't get 00:21:23.970 --> 00:21:31.390 to... It's not just free reign on Frontier, is 00:21:31.390 --> 00:21:34.609 it? I mean, considering the fact that it is Frontier, 00:21:34.650 --> 00:21:38.789 maybe. But you do get to pick your seat. As long 00:21:38.789 --> 00:21:42.650 as you, so the Frontier Pass works, or how it 00:21:42.650 --> 00:21:44.569 works is that you pay a dollar for your flight 00:21:44.569 --> 00:21:47.910 plus the like taxes and fees or whatever. So 00:21:47.910 --> 00:21:50.569 long as you book the flight within 24 hours of 00:21:50.569 --> 00:21:54.289 it actually leaving. So you get a reserved seat, 00:21:54.390 --> 00:21:56.849 but you have to get like last minute seats. Okay, 00:21:56.930 --> 00:21:59.369 so you. So if I get an aisle, I get an aisle. 00:21:59.430 --> 00:22:01.589 If I get middle, I get middle. I'm always aisle. 00:22:01.630 --> 00:22:03.369 It's just whatever's available. Yeah. I'm over 00:22:03.369 --> 00:22:06.210 the novelty of being able to see out the window. 00:22:07.069 --> 00:22:09.309 Much rather if I needed to get up for any reason 00:22:09.309 --> 00:22:12.750 to just get up and not have to shimmy my ass 00:22:12.750 --> 00:22:16.690 in front of two strangers. That's fair. And one 00:22:16.690 --> 00:22:25.890 of the absolute worst evolutions in mankind is 00:22:25.890 --> 00:22:30.509 people that are in row 40 standing up as soon 00:22:30.509 --> 00:22:33.809 as the plane lands. Yeah. And putting their hips 00:22:33.809 --> 00:22:37.259 and their bits in my face. When it is going to 00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:40.519 be a solid 15 minutes before there's enough clearance 00:22:40.519 --> 00:22:44.200 for anyone in our area to get off the plane. 00:22:44.460 --> 00:22:48.579 Sit your ass down. Are those people worse than 00:22:48.579 --> 00:22:52.319 clappers? Or is that Venn diagram a circle? I 00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:54.200 can deal with the clapping. Because usually when 00:22:54.200 --> 00:22:55.759 the plane lands, I still have my headphones on 00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:59.519 anyways. So I can't hear it. Is some of it going 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:02.640 to bleed through? Sure. Am I going to? Am I going 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:04.819 to have a lack of understanding of why these 00:23:04.819 --> 00:23:07.480 people are excited that the thing that they expected 00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:11.259 to happen happened? Maybe a little bit, but... 00:23:11.259 --> 00:23:12.839 I'm just trying to boost the pilot's self -esteem, 00:23:12.900 --> 00:23:14.960 man. They need all the self -esteem boost they 00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:18.240 can use these days. Keep them upright, not upside 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:22.440 down. Anyways, but they clap, and then it's done. 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:26.039 Yeah. You clap and stand up, straight to hell. 00:23:27.839 --> 00:23:30.279 Do not, Pascoe. Do not click 200 times. You got 00:23:30.279 --> 00:23:33.920 people. You got people in the window seat standing 00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:38.940 up and they got a hunch over. And because then 00:23:38.940 --> 00:23:42.339 the person, for whatever reason, is dropping 00:23:42.339 --> 00:23:46.720 the thing, the overhead bin. And so all of a 00:23:46.720 --> 00:23:48.579 sudden, this person that decided to stand up 00:23:48.579 --> 00:23:51.319 like a dumbass in the window seat is getting 00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:53.960 slapped in the face by the overhead compartment. 00:23:54.339 --> 00:23:58.500 And like, just sit down. You're not gaining anything 00:23:58.500 --> 00:24:00.220 by standing up. If you need to stand up and stretch 00:24:00.220 --> 00:24:02.160 your legs real quick, fine. But then sit back 00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:04.960 down. Yeah. Because you're going to do more damage 00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:08.400 to your spine and neck by being hunched over 00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:12.579 like that for 20 minutes than you would if you 00:24:12.579 --> 00:24:15.319 just waited to stretch your legs until you could 00:24:15.319 --> 00:24:17.700 actually deboard the plane. They're just really 00:24:17.700 --> 00:24:20.660 excited to be in Miami, man. Yeah? Well, okay. 00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:26.880 I don't know. I made my way down to South Beach 00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:29.839 one day, and it was gloomy and cold as hell. 00:24:29.980 --> 00:24:33.279 And the rest of Miami is garbage. Yeah, it's 00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:36.599 in Florida. Okay. Don't you disparage Florida 00:24:36.599 --> 00:24:40.079 like that. I mean, what are the merits of Florida? 00:24:40.259 --> 00:24:42.359 What are the good things about Florida? Alligators. 00:24:42.579 --> 00:24:44.140 That's a good thing about Florida? They're cool. 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:48.119 They're modern -day dinosaurs. So are chickens. 00:24:48.660 --> 00:24:52.099 They're cool, too, and they taste good. Okay. 00:24:52.809 --> 00:24:55.130 All right. It kind of looks like a wiener. Okay. 00:24:55.269 --> 00:24:57.869 It's got that going for it, too. And I'm sure 00:24:57.869 --> 00:25:00.109 there are other things that plenty of people 00:25:00.109 --> 00:25:03.269 could tell us about how great Florida is. To 00:25:03.269 --> 00:25:05.529 paraphrase Superbad, they told me I couldn't 00:25:05.529 --> 00:25:08.069 go to any of the penis -shaped states. You know 00:25:08.069 --> 00:25:10.150 which shapes are penis -shaped? The best ones. 00:25:12.650 --> 00:25:16.450 DeSantis in his sexy boots. I'm sorry. He's an 00:25:16.450 --> 00:25:20.569 upside to Florida? And his man heels. His man 00:25:20.569 --> 00:25:23.220 heels? Yeah, you didn't see that? No. When he 00:25:23.220 --> 00:25:29.799 was in the presidential race, he was sitting 00:25:29.799 --> 00:25:33.220 on a chair, and he definitely had lips on his 00:25:33.220 --> 00:25:36.859 boots. Ooh, the Tom Cruise. All right. But then 00:25:36.859 --> 00:25:39.160 there was also a time where he was visiting a 00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:44.400 disaster zone, and he was wearing thigh -high 00:25:44.400 --> 00:25:49.299 waterproof boots. You see his lips? Yeah. Yeah, 00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:53.690 see? This is very funny to me. This man is in 00:25:53.690 --> 00:25:57.329 a Louboutin level of high heel. How do you usually 00:25:57.329 --> 00:26:00.869 pack for a plane trip? You a light packer, heavy 00:26:00.869 --> 00:26:04.430 packer? Super light packer. If I can't fit it 00:26:04.430 --> 00:26:07.789 into a backpack, I probably won't bring it. I 00:26:07.789 --> 00:26:09.890 think in the times that I've flown, I've checked 00:26:09.890 --> 00:26:13.210 a bag once. Checking your bag is a mess. I check 00:26:13.210 --> 00:26:14.769 bags everywhere I go because I don't pay for 00:26:14.769 --> 00:26:20.359 it. When I do check my bags, I know that it's 00:26:20.359 --> 00:26:22.819 probably a 30 % shot I'm not going to get my 00:26:22.819 --> 00:26:24.279 bags. It actually did happen to me one time. 00:26:24.339 --> 00:26:28.660 I was going to Miami again, and I landed, waited 00:26:28.660 --> 00:26:34.799 an hour and a half for my bags. Nothing. So I 00:26:34.799 --> 00:26:37.799 went to the desk and talked to them. They made 00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:40.440 me fill out a form, and they had to deliver my 00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:46.640 bags to me, to my hotel. Okay. And so I... The 00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:51.299 next day. So I was there at this hotel with no 00:26:51.299 --> 00:26:55.079 luggage, no clothes, no nothing for a full day 00:26:55.079 --> 00:26:59.480 until my bags that stands to reason would be 00:26:59.480 --> 00:27:03.420 on the same plane that I was on were delivered 00:27:03.420 --> 00:27:06.180 to me. That was the most egregious. I mean, there's 00:27:06.180 --> 00:27:09.140 been times where you wait like 45 minutes and 00:27:09.140 --> 00:27:12.839 then everyone's luggage starts coming out. But, 00:27:12.880 --> 00:27:14.839 yeah, if I didn't have to check bags, I would 00:27:14.839 --> 00:27:17.779 love to not have to check bags. Oh, also at the, 00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:20.200 when you're picking up your luggage, the people 00:27:20.200 --> 00:27:22.380 that will lift up every single suitcase like 00:27:22.380 --> 00:27:24.440 it's theirs. Yeah. You didn't know that this 00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:28.279 green army duffel was not your black, like, hard 00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:31.960 case suitcase? What if I did bring it and didn't 00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:34.440 remember? Like, what's wrong with you? Stop manhandling 00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:39.220 my bags. Person handling. Stop handling my bags. 00:27:39.220 --> 00:27:42.940 There we go. So. No matter what seat you're in, 00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:46.220 you're always in an armrest dispute? I am always 00:27:46.220 --> 00:27:48.940 squished. Every single time that I have a neighbor, 00:27:49.039 --> 00:27:52.240 I'm squished. Armrest, foot space, it's ridiculous. 00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:55.839 What do you think the armrest solution is? What 00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:58.220 do you think the best case scenario for all involved 00:27:58.220 --> 00:28:01.420 is? I think everyone gets the armrest to their 00:28:01.420 --> 00:28:05.359 right. So the person on the window seat, well, 00:28:05.380 --> 00:28:06.660 if you're on the left side of the plane, you 00:28:06.660 --> 00:28:09.940 get the one to your right. Okay. So the window 00:28:09.940 --> 00:28:11.619 seat gets the one to their right, the middle 00:28:11.619 --> 00:28:13.220 seat gets the one to their right, and the aisle 00:28:13.220 --> 00:28:14.900 seat gets the one to their right. Everyone gets 00:28:14.900 --> 00:28:22.920 an armrest. Counter? Mm -hmm. What if the two 00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:25.740 outside people get the outside armrest, and then 00:28:25.740 --> 00:28:28.000 the middle person gets both armrests because 00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:30.980 they're in the middle, and they don't have an 00:28:30.980 --> 00:28:34.220 advantage in their seat? That's fair. That's 00:28:34.220 --> 00:28:36.640 how I always take it. I mean, I don't sit in 00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:40.130 the middle, but... uh if i were to uh you bet 00:28:40.130 --> 00:28:42.609 your ass i'm taking both armrests yeah i so i 00:28:42.609 --> 00:28:45.710 uh went on a trip with an ex of mine forever 00:28:45.710 --> 00:28:49.470 ago at this point um and i was between him and 00:28:49.470 --> 00:28:51.789 his mom and both of them fell asleep and were 00:28:51.789 --> 00:28:55.289 snoring on either side of me and i thought you 00:28:55.289 --> 00:28:58.089 were in between them small person sits in the 00:28:58.089 --> 00:29:00.609 middle oh oh both of them fell asleep and were 00:29:00.609 --> 00:29:03.549 snoring rather loudly and were they leaning on 00:29:03.549 --> 00:29:06.470 you one of them was The mother? At all times, 00:29:06.549 --> 00:29:10.069 no. It switched off. Oh. Well, that was courteous. 00:29:10.549 --> 00:29:13.150 I thought so. You always ended up with one free 00:29:13.150 --> 00:29:16.630 shoulder. A little bit of drool, no biggie. Yeah, 00:29:16.630 --> 00:29:20.049 that was not my favorite way to fly, I will say. 00:29:20.130 --> 00:29:22.430 I do have times where people have fallen asleep 00:29:22.430 --> 00:29:25.329 on me. What are you going to do? It's a stranger. 00:29:25.430 --> 00:29:27.930 I don't want to create a kerfuffle. Luckily, 00:29:28.029 --> 00:29:32.690 it's never been people that are offensive to 00:29:32.690 --> 00:29:35.680 me, if you know what I mean. I don't know. I'm 00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:37.940 going to need you to explain that one. Well, 00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:42.099 there was one time there was a mother and her 00:29:42.099 --> 00:29:45.799 daughter. Daughter was in the window seat. Mother 00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.960 was in the middle seat. And, you know, she probably 00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:52.740 just had a real rough day. And so I gave her 00:29:52.740 --> 00:29:57.160 a shoulder to snooze on. Yeah? Yeah. It didn't 00:29:57.160 --> 00:29:59.640 hurt that she was a very attractive woman. But 00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:03.339 this was ages ago. Doesn't matter. I can't. Statue 00:30:03.339 --> 00:30:05.619 of limitations is up. Sure, yeah. You ever had 00:30:05.619 --> 00:30:09.660 babies on your plane? Not like super loud ones. 00:30:09.940 --> 00:30:12.700 I've had like occasional like fussy babies, but 00:30:12.700 --> 00:30:14.700 not in a way that like disrupts the entire plane. 00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:17.839 Yeah. One of Nate's friends, they took their 00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:20.380 daughter on a flight with them to Germany and 00:30:20.380 --> 00:30:22.740 she was really little. And apparently after they 00:30:22.740 --> 00:30:24.619 had already done like the, they had aborted, 00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:27.539 they had gotten like the seatbelt sign was on 00:30:27.539 --> 00:30:30.240 like they were about to take off. And she... 00:30:30.740 --> 00:30:35.480 shit herself like it was all all over the dad 00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:38.859 in this situation and so they just had to had 00:30:38.859 --> 00:30:41.599 to go to germany and but they had no replacement 00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:43.940 well they did but they had just turned on like 00:30:43.940 --> 00:30:46.380 they were taking off so he had to just like wait 00:30:46.380 --> 00:30:48.299 until they were like fully in the air before 00:30:48.299 --> 00:30:51.359 he could do anything about it oh which i think 00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:53.579 might be my worst nightmare he didn't ask to 00:30:53.579 --> 00:30:57.599 ground the plane no he just asked for 1000 of 00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:00.869 those little bitty cocktail napkins Did he get 00:31:00.869 --> 00:31:04.130 some extra biscotti cookies? I think everyone 00:31:04.130 --> 00:31:06.309 on that flight's appetite was probably ruined 00:31:06.309 --> 00:31:10.569 after that. Okay. Baby poop. Like, once it's 00:31:10.569 --> 00:31:13.410 on you, it's just on you. Sure, yeah. Like... 00:31:13.410 --> 00:31:15.509 This is the perspective of a person without children. 00:31:15.609 --> 00:31:18.430 I will... You can't freak out when you get a 00:31:18.430 --> 00:31:21.210 little poop on you. Sure, yeah. And if you have 00:31:21.210 --> 00:31:22.730 to sit there with it, you have to sit there with 00:31:22.730 --> 00:31:26.750 it. I will tell... The initial shock is quick 00:31:26.750 --> 00:31:31.720 and... But then after that, you're good to go. 00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:35.140 So once they turned off the seatbelt sign, then 00:31:35.140 --> 00:31:37.519 he was able to go clean everything up? I think 00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:39.700 so, yeah. He didn't just ride it out all the 00:31:39.700 --> 00:31:44.299 way to Hamburg? Probably not. Do you want to 00:31:44.299 --> 00:31:46.519 know something? You had no idea I was going to 00:31:46.519 --> 00:31:48.319 bring this up. You just happened to bring up 00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:52.220 Germany. Yeah. What do you got? Hamburg International 00:31:52.220 --> 00:31:55.819 Airport. Longest functioning international airport 00:31:55.819 --> 00:31:58.609 in the world. Oh. Mm -hmm. That's a fun fact. 00:31:58.829 --> 00:32:01.190 What's the first airport in the United States? 00:32:01.390 --> 00:32:03.329 Actually, I think it might be the first airport 00:32:03.329 --> 00:32:06.910 in general. O 'Hare. No. Can I get a hint as 00:32:06.910 --> 00:32:10.190 to what coast? What area of the country? North. 00:32:10.450 --> 00:32:16.190 JFK? South of that north. Raleigh? Somewhere 00:32:16.190 --> 00:32:19.849 in the Carolinas? North of that south. No, it's 00:32:19.849 --> 00:32:25.740 in Maryland. College Park Airport. Okay. One 00:32:25.740 --> 00:32:27.779 of the Wright brothers trained two pilots there. 00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:33.599 Oh, interesting. Mm -hmm. First commercial flight. 00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:37.359 I was going to say, was that a question? Where 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.279 do you think that took place? Where it took place? 00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:43.640 Mm -hmm. I mean, they couldn't have gone far. 00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:48.700 If they left for Maryland. It's not in Maryland. 00:32:48.900 --> 00:32:52.819 No. It was an 18 -mile flight. Okay. And it took 00:32:52.819 --> 00:32:56.480 23 minutes. And Taylor Swift even has nothing 00:32:56.480 --> 00:33:00.619 on these numbers. On January 1st, 1914. Oh, okay. 00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:07.720 College Park actually opened in 1909. First commercial 00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:15.920 flight was a, it was a air, what are they called? 00:33:16.140 --> 00:33:21.559 Dirigible? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. Anyways, 00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:25.259 it went from St. Petersburg, Florida. To Tampa, 00:33:25.339 --> 00:33:32.259 Florida. Oh, okay. 18 miles in 23 minutes. There's 00:33:32.259 --> 00:33:35.539 a thing that I sent to Nate the other day because 00:33:35.539 --> 00:33:39.460 he was flying to Austin. And his plane was delayed 00:33:39.460 --> 00:33:42.500 by like two and a half hours. It's a three hour 00:33:42.500 --> 00:33:47.740 drive from DFW to Austin. And so I sent him this 00:33:47.740 --> 00:33:50.299 thing from John Caparulo. And he's talking about 00:33:50.299 --> 00:33:54.180 getting his flight got... delayed by like a couple 00:33:54.180 --> 00:33:58.259 hours and it was from like akron to like dayton 00:33:58.259 --> 00:34:01.579 ohio and he was like you can just why are we 00:34:01.579 --> 00:34:04.920 still waiting on the tarmac you can just put 00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:09.159 the plane on 35 and drive it up it's like a 30 00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:13.139 minute drive i i wonder what he's up to these 00:34:13.139 --> 00:34:15.860 days he's uh he had a podcast i don't know if 00:34:15.860 --> 00:34:19.460 he still does uh we saw him in uh in fort worth 00:34:19.460 --> 00:34:23.530 yeah Do you think by 2025 we should have a different 00:34:23.530 --> 00:34:27.969 form of air conditioning on planes? What did 00:34:27.969 --> 00:34:30.210 you have in mind? I don't know. I hate the system. 00:34:30.369 --> 00:34:31.829 I don't know. Maybe something that comes from 00:34:31.829 --> 00:34:34.570 the seats. The itty bitty fan? Yeah, that little 00:34:34.570 --> 00:34:41.849 water bottle spout. That is just either going 00:34:41.849 --> 00:34:44.949 to hit you directly on the head or just on your 00:34:44.949 --> 00:34:49.539 tray table. You know, I don't think I've ever 00:34:49.539 --> 00:34:51.119 thought about the air conditioning on a plane. 00:34:51.219 --> 00:34:54.179 No? I'm always cold, so I just dress in layers 00:34:54.179 --> 00:34:55.800 every time that I've been on a plane. Well, I'm 00:34:55.800 --> 00:35:01.559 always hot, and it sucks. And Mr. Boeing needs 00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:04.539 to address that as well as everything else that's 00:35:04.539 --> 00:35:06.940 going wrong with their planes. Yeah, but get 00:35:06.940 --> 00:35:09.920 on the air conditioning first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:11.719 You want to build up that goodwill first. Priorities. 00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:15.280 Before you start just fixing stuff like windows 00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:19.480 busting out of the... Out of the body, mid -flight. 00:35:20.420 --> 00:35:22.460 Hey man, you want air conditioning, what better 00:35:22.460 --> 00:35:26.260 way to get it? Speaking of windows busting out, 00:35:26.340 --> 00:35:31.260 did you know, do you know who Jennifer Royerdan 00:35:31.260 --> 00:35:37.480 is? Royerdan? R -I -O -R -D -A -N? Riordan? Riordan? 00:35:37.539 --> 00:35:40.519 Riordan? I think it's Riordan, because the author 00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:43.320 of the Percy Jackson books is Rick Riordan. Related 00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:46.039 to Jennifer Riordan? Quite possibly. I've never 00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:48.159 heard that name in any other context. I hope 00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:52.500 not. No. Who is Jennifer Riordan? She was a Wells 00:35:52.500 --> 00:35:58.159 Fargo executive that lived in Albuquerque. Albuquerque. 00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:03.920 And she was flying from New York, I believe, 00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:10.639 to our lovely Love Field. Okay. Our local regional 00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:16.360 airport. And you don't know this story. No. No? 00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:20.760 Oh. Engine exploded over Philadelphia on the 00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:24.699 way to Dallas. Blew out her window. She got partially 00:36:24.699 --> 00:36:28.039 sucked out the window. Partially? Uh -huh. She 00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:30.980 was still buckled. Her lap belt was still on. 00:36:31.059 --> 00:36:33.099 She was still in her seat, but she just, you 00:36:33.099 --> 00:36:36.440 know, got sucked out the window over Philadelphia. 00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:40.699 They made an emergency landing. The woman next 00:36:40.699 --> 00:36:44.019 to her tried to pull her out. It was unsuccessful. 00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:46.920 Two men finally were able to get her back in 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:51.000 the plane, and she was no longer with us after 00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:54.260 that. Sure. Because she literally got sucked 00:36:54.260 --> 00:36:56.820 out of an airplane. Damn. And you know what? 00:36:56.880 --> 00:36:58.980 That's not the only notable connection to Love 00:36:58.980 --> 00:37:03.199 Field. Did you also know that Love Field has 00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:08.119 some significant importance in the history of 00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:13.889 this great nation? No. Is this a JFK thing? Oh, 00:37:13.909 --> 00:37:19.130 it is. It is a JFK thing. So when JFK came to 00:37:19.130 --> 00:37:26.650 Dallas that beautiful day in November of 1963, 00:37:27.070 --> 00:37:30.309 he flew into Carswell Air Force Base in Fort 00:37:30.309 --> 00:37:34.769 Worth, flew there to Love Field, which is, I 00:37:34.769 --> 00:37:35.889 mean, how far would you say that? It's like an 00:37:35.889 --> 00:37:39.650 hour? About, yeah. Yeah. So he made that flight. 00:37:39.929 --> 00:37:41.829 It's an hour by car. I mean, I'm sure it's like. 00:37:42.219 --> 00:37:45.659 20 minutes by plane. Mm -hmm. Meets people in 00:37:45.659 --> 00:37:48.860 the tarmac. I think he has, like, a little speech. 00:37:48.920 --> 00:37:52.039 He does his thing, and then that's when he gets 00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:55.559 in his little motorcade and just makes his way 00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:58.360 around Dealey Plaza. The motorcade? The motorcade, 00:37:58.380 --> 00:38:02.099 and then pop, pop. Allegedly, Lee Harvey Oswald 00:38:02.099 --> 00:38:07.800 did what he did. And after that, he went to Parkland 00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:10.699 Hospital, which is right down the street from 00:38:10.699 --> 00:38:15.250 there. His body was taken to Love Field on Air 00:38:15.250 --> 00:38:18.909 Force One, but that's not the most historical 00:38:18.909 --> 00:38:23.250 part about Love Field. Okay. On Love Field property 00:38:23.250 --> 00:38:29.369 is the first president that was sworn into office 00:38:29.369 --> 00:38:35.070 on an airplane, LBJ. He became the first president 00:38:35.070 --> 00:38:39.579 sworn in to the presidency in Texas. and it was 00:38:39.579 --> 00:38:42.840 the first time that a female justice swore in 00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:45.860 a president. Wow, all kinds of history being 00:38:45.860 --> 00:38:49.079 made. All that happened in LBJ, or in Love Field, 00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:54.940 in November of 1963. Interesting. On a date that 00:38:54.940 --> 00:38:57.719 is very precious to me. Yeah? Yeah, it has nothing 00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:00.260 to do with it. For more than one reason. Yeah, 00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:04.360 yeah. People around here are very particular 00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:08.909 about JFK stuff. Yeah, everyone's got their theories. 00:39:09.210 --> 00:39:12.969 Yeah. You think he's a lone gunman? No. Did you 00:39:12.969 --> 00:39:17.409 see the files? No. That were just released? They 00:39:17.409 --> 00:39:19.590 were like, this is everything. Everything you 00:39:19.590 --> 00:39:21.730 could possibly ever want to know about this is 00:39:21.730 --> 00:39:26.570 in these files. It wasn't. Yeah, no. It wasn't. 00:39:26.570 --> 00:39:29.230 No. It wasn't everything. Because they allegedly 00:39:29.230 --> 00:39:30.969 were going to release all the stuff about the 00:39:30.969 --> 00:39:33.730 JFK assassination and the Martin Luther King 00:39:33.730 --> 00:39:38.750 one. Yep. So far as I know, we've gotten a whole 00:39:38.750 --> 00:39:43.150 lot of nothing. Zip. All the things that were 00:39:43.150 --> 00:39:45.210 released were like super redacted, weren't they? 00:39:45.429 --> 00:39:47.269 There were still a lot of redactions in it, yeah. 00:39:48.489 --> 00:39:53.210 What about DFW? You know, the international airport 00:39:53.210 --> 00:39:56.449 of our area. Do you know any notable instances 00:39:56.449 --> 00:40:01.949 from there? No. None. Whatsoever. Not a single 00:40:01.949 --> 00:40:06.719 thing comes to mind. When you think of Dallas 00:40:06.719 --> 00:40:10.280 -Fort Worth International Airport. The only, 00:40:10.300 --> 00:40:14.579 like, events that I associate with airports are 00:40:14.579 --> 00:40:18.179 out of Logan and the Denver Airport. Hmm. Okay. 00:40:18.920 --> 00:40:21.719 The only airport that I have any kind of lore 00:40:21.719 --> 00:40:25.699 on is the Denver Airport. Yeah. Lucifer. Lucifer. 00:40:26.059 --> 00:40:28.260 All right. Do you mind if I jog your memory real 00:40:28.260 --> 00:40:45.539 quick? What do you got? Oh. Tiffany Gomez. That 00:40:45.539 --> 00:40:48.400 was on an American Airlines flight at DFW Airport 00:40:48.400 --> 00:40:53.059 that she was on, lost her damn mind, and then 00:40:53.059 --> 00:40:56.280 de -planed or was thrown off the plane. Yeah. 00:40:56.500 --> 00:41:03.219 And, yeah, created a nice little post -freakout 00:41:03.219 --> 00:41:05.860 career for herself. What did she lose her mind 00:41:05.860 --> 00:41:09.230 over? Uh, she just started pointing at someone 00:41:09.230 --> 00:41:12.690 and said that MF -er right there, that MF -er 00:41:12.690 --> 00:41:15.429 is not real. Yeah. That is not a real person. 00:41:15.989 --> 00:41:18.210 What a crazy way to be found out if you were 00:41:18.210 --> 00:41:22.170 a skinwalker. Yeah. Just a random lady on an 00:41:22.170 --> 00:41:25.869 airplane. And then after that, there was all 00:41:25.869 --> 00:41:29.530 sorts of people trying to splice together all 00:41:29.530 --> 00:41:31.550 the footage that they had to see who she was 00:41:31.550 --> 00:41:35.510 talking about. I think a lot of people like nailed 00:41:35.510 --> 00:41:40.630 it down to like, one person and then he was like 00:41:40.630 --> 00:41:45.090 uh yeah no i was just on the plane i was just 00:41:45.090 --> 00:41:48.889 taking a flight guys likely story and then immediately 00:41:48.889 --> 00:41:52.369 it came out that uh carrot top claimed he was 00:41:52.369 --> 00:41:54.889 on the plane though it should be noted there's 00:41:54.889 --> 00:41:58.800 no footage of carrot top You can't look that 00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:01.360 recognizable and be like, actually, guys, I was 00:42:01.360 --> 00:42:03.239 there. That's what I was thinking. Like, if you 00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:06.039 see Carrot Top, you're going to know that's Carrot 00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:08.280 Top. You would not pay attention to any other 00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.659 person in that video, including Tiffany Gomez, 00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:13.480 if Carrot Top was in the aisle. Like, is that 00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:16.780 Carrot Top? Hey, what's going on back there? 00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:21.039 Anyways, Carrot Top's here. Show us some props. 00:42:21.219 --> 00:42:22.440 Show us some props. You think he didn't have 00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:26.079 the giant sunglasses in his carry -on? Please, 00:42:26.179 --> 00:42:29.820 guys, I'm trying to stay incognito. But the more 00:42:29.820 --> 00:42:33.139 recent viral moment that came from DFW Airport 00:42:33.139 --> 00:42:38.039 was in Terminal D, the nicest terminal in any 00:42:38.039 --> 00:42:40.599 airport ever. Have you been to Terminal D? Maybe. 00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:43.420 I don't know. Oh, that's nice. They just redid 00:42:43.420 --> 00:42:45.900 it. It's been a while since I've flown out of 00:42:45.900 --> 00:42:48.579 DFW. It's like first class, but an entire terminal. 00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:55.420 Oh, okay. Yeah. Video comes out of a woman. Talking 00:42:55.420 --> 00:43:01.199 about being at one with herself, trying to get 00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:05.900 back to nature. Pretty much calling herself Pocahontas 00:43:05.900 --> 00:43:08.880 and Ariel from The Little Mermaid Incarnate. 00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:12.719 Okay. Starts throwing some water bottles, destroys 00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:16.599 a TV, starts taking swings, stabs a dude with 00:43:16.599 --> 00:43:20.420 a pencil. Oh, what? All this while, completely 00:43:20.420 --> 00:43:24.849 butt naked. When was this? This was like... A 00:43:24.849 --> 00:43:28.409 month ago? A month and a half ago? What? I have 00:43:28.409 --> 00:43:30.010 no idea what you're talking about. This is a 00:43:30.010 --> 00:43:33.809 thing, and there is a video of this naked woman 00:43:33.809 --> 00:43:37.889 throwing stuff, emptying out water bottles on 00:43:37.889 --> 00:43:40.690 people, and eventually stabbing a dude with a 00:43:40.690 --> 00:43:43.829 pencil, all while completely naked. She's traveling 00:43:43.829 --> 00:43:48.289 with her daughter. Oh. She got arrested for... 00:43:48.289 --> 00:43:51.889 This was a week ago. It was a week ago? March 00:43:51.889 --> 00:43:57.099 26th. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Mm -hmm. Oh, March 00:43:57.099 --> 00:44:02.800 14th. Yeah, that sounds more correct -er. Insane. 00:44:03.340 --> 00:44:05.460 So, I guess the moral of the story, you come 00:44:05.460 --> 00:44:09.840 to Dallas, if you want to meet crazy women, you 00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:17.219 go to DFW. If you need to get your body out of 00:44:17.219 --> 00:44:21.019 the state from someone that you allegedly... 00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:23.460 Had nothing to do with the assassination of, 00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:27.099 you go to Love Field. Noted. Yeah. Do you know 00:44:27.099 --> 00:44:31.320 what the busiest airports in the world are? Heathrow. 00:44:32.340 --> 00:44:38.719 Is actually number six. JFK? Or LaGuardia? Neither 00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:45.360 broke the top ten. O 'Hare? O 'Hare is eight. 00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:49.719 Have you ever been to the ATL? I have, yeah. 00:44:50.090 --> 00:44:53.750 Yeah, Hartsfield -Jackson is the world's busiest 00:44:53.750 --> 00:44:57.690 airport. If you've ever been, it's like a mall. 00:44:58.150 --> 00:45:01.909 It's got like three stories of just stores. Okay. 00:45:02.070 --> 00:45:06.130 It is an extremely busy airport. TSA is going 00:45:06.130 --> 00:45:07.670 to take you a while no matter what time of day 00:45:07.670 --> 00:45:10.849 you fly. And I think that it falls into the same 00:45:10.849 --> 00:45:14.329 category as Dallas is like one of the busiest 00:45:14.329 --> 00:45:17.230 airports just because it's a hub for a lot of 00:45:17.230 --> 00:45:20.690 international travel. So, like, if people are 00:45:20.690 --> 00:45:24.230 going from the east to the west, they're probably 00:45:24.230 --> 00:45:26.429 going to stay and they're probably going to have 00:45:26.429 --> 00:45:30.510 a layover in Dallas. Yeah. Or, I guess, also 00:45:30.510 --> 00:45:34.969 Atlanta. Dubai is number two. Okay. Which, do 00:45:34.969 --> 00:45:37.449 we have flights that go to Dubai? We do, right? 00:45:37.610 --> 00:45:40.929 Here? I don't, I wouldn't think so. Not without, 00:45:41.070 --> 00:45:43.409 like, a bunch of connections. You have to fly 00:45:43.409 --> 00:45:46.730 to, like, I would imagine Heathrow. Because Heathrow 00:45:46.730 --> 00:45:48.010 is like the European launching point. What's 00:45:48.010 --> 00:45:54.369 the Emirate airline? They have their own. I can't 00:45:54.369 --> 00:45:56.949 remember what it's called. But, yeah, I think 00:45:56.949 --> 00:45:59.110 they fly out of here. And then DFW is number 00:45:59.110 --> 00:46:05.650 three. Followed by Tokyo, Heathrow, Denver with 00:46:05.650 --> 00:46:10.429 Lucifer, O 'Hare, Istanbul. Interesting. And 00:46:10.429 --> 00:46:17.809 you know what I have noted? With a lot of people 00:46:17.809 --> 00:46:22.429 in Istanbul airports. What? Almost like 90 % 00:46:22.429 --> 00:46:26.389 of them are just hair transplant guys. You see 00:46:26.389 --> 00:46:28.829 a plane leaving Istanbul and it's just a bunch 00:46:28.829 --> 00:46:33.289 of bald dudes with their heads wrapped. Maybe 00:46:33.289 --> 00:46:35.130 one day I'll be one of those bald dudes. Yeah? 00:46:35.190 --> 00:46:36.909 Maybe. Do you want to be one of those bald dudes? 00:46:37.030 --> 00:46:40.070 I need to thicken all this up up front. Yeah. 00:46:40.630 --> 00:46:44.079 I can't wear hats for the rest of my life. Because 00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:49.760 when I eventually go bald, none of this skin 00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:54.840 has had direct contact with the sun. And it's 00:46:54.840 --> 00:46:57.719 pretty much just immediate. What am I going to 00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:00.559 lather up with sunscreen every day? Just on my 00:47:00.559 --> 00:47:02.800 head? Yes. And then the line. There's going to 00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:04.719 be a line. And I'm going to look like Trump. 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:10.239 Oof. I'm going to have a bronzer line just at 00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:14.980 the top of my forehead. and be pasty up top i 00:47:14.980 --> 00:47:17.840 dated a guy for a while who uh shaved his head 00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:21.559 at one point and he actually he did look surprisingly 00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:24.780 good bald because i'm not really a not really 00:47:24.780 --> 00:47:28.960 my vibe but um he had a landscaping job and so 00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:32.199 he was outside for one day and his head got so 00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:36.860 sunburned that it swelled he looks like toad 00:47:36.860 --> 00:47:46.260 from mario I felt so bad. It was so funny. Yeah, 00:47:46.300 --> 00:47:49.920 that's not the comparison you want. It was not. 00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:54.300 I bet it was not a fun thing to deal with. I've 00:47:54.300 --> 00:47:58.860 never been sunburned on my scalp. No? It's probably 00:47:58.860 --> 00:48:01.579 for the best. Yeah. You ever been sunburned at 00:48:01.579 --> 00:48:07.019 all? I have, yeah. A severe one? Yes. Like, Peel 00:48:07.019 --> 00:48:11.320 City? Yeah, so I went floating the river, I think 00:48:11.320 --> 00:48:13.800 it was like two years ago. And we were outside 00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:16.960 for so, so long because the current wasn't really 00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:19.300 moving. And so we were just like barely crawling 00:48:19.300 --> 00:48:22.039 down the river. And by the time we got done, 00:48:22.139 --> 00:48:26.199 I ended up almost like throwing up from like 00:48:26.199 --> 00:48:29.179 sun exposure by the time we got like to flat 00:48:29.179 --> 00:48:32.400 land. And we were just like we peeled for I think 00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:35.019 an entire week. I had a tan line for a whole 00:48:35.019 --> 00:48:38.059 year where my water shoes were. Like lobsters. 00:48:38.139 --> 00:48:41.239 It was not. It was not fun. I was very brown 00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:43.179 for the rest of that summer. So, you know, it 00:48:43.179 --> 00:48:46.119 sort of worked out. But that was not pleasant. 00:48:46.420 --> 00:48:51.019 Yeah. Well, I think that's about all I got for 00:48:51.019 --> 00:48:55.039 this one. Okay. Any words of wisdom? Flying is 00:48:55.039 --> 00:49:01.320 just falling with style. That's, yeah. That's 00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:08.480 true. And if you ever are. In a situation where 00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:13.340 you find yourself needing to fly on a plane, 00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:17.880 be considerate of everyone around you. Don't 00:49:17.880 --> 00:49:23.059 be a douche. Also, the space that you have in 00:49:23.059 --> 00:49:26.659 your airplane seat is vertical from your armrests. 00:49:26.659 --> 00:49:29.559 Please do not go outside of it. And also, to 00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:32.039 airplane manufacturers, fix your air conditioning 00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:38.949 systems. It's stupid. And, yeah. So we'll see 00:49:38.949 --> 00:49:42.150 you next time. Peace out, Girl Scouts. All right.