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Eat my shorts.

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So here is the conversation.

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And quality based here, the Eagle Earth Lampard.

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Welcome to the Cash Exchange, guys.

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What up?

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Alright, so to kick this off, what do Jeanette McCurdy, Ruby Frankie, and the Menendez Brothers have in common?

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They're just so misunderstood.

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I mean, I feel like I could go off on a tangent on why that's wrong, but...

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Okay, go ahead. Go ahead, we got nothing but time here.

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Really? Yeah.

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So we just finished Monsters, the Menendez Brothers season.

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And, I mean, that's straight up murder.

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And also, I don't know that any of the, I don't doubt that terrible things happen to them.

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But I also don't know how much of that is just them lying.

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I don't know. It's weird when you base a decent amount of your knowledge of the story off of something that's at least a little bit dramatized.

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Also, for the record, did not need to be eight episodes.

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No? That was way too long.

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I didn't watch it.

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It could easily have been like three.

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Just like I gave the OJ one, like two and a half episodes.

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I was like, I know what happens.

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So I'm good.

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As far as Jeanette McCurdy goes, I think she got looped in with all of the other Nick kids that we're starting to understand in real sad ways these days.

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Do you know who Jeanette McCurdy is?

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Yeah. She's Sam.

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From Sam and Cat.

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So it was weird that you went with Sam and Cat and not I Carly.

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I mean, Ariana Grande is top of mind.

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And they hate each other.

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Allegedly. I don't know. Maybe.

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They do.

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There's blurbs about her in the book.

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Is it because Ariana had part of your feet?

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I mean, I would assume that would give her more screen time.

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Gross.

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Am I wrong?

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So gross.

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Am I wrong?

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All those videos that came out with her like sucking her, trying to chew on her own toe.

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Anyway.

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Nope. It's not because they're all misunderstood.

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No one at the time thought, hey, this is real weird.

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Even for a kids show.

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Tarantino, but just.

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The Hots were a wild time.

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And also Ruby Frankie.

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Not misunderstood.

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She's a monster.

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That is correct.

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So then what's the through line here?

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These are people who have recently gotten internet attention for.

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Let's go with problematic parent child relationships.

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Okay. Yeah, I agree with that.

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You want to hear? I mean, I think that's a solid, solid three.

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Do you want to hear my three?

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What do you got?

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I got it.

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Welcome to the Cash Exchange Podcast.

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What do the Kardashians Netflix boxing and changes to the arrows tour have in common?

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The Kardashians Netflix boxing and changes to the arrows tour.

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Yes.

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Things that get entirely too much attention on the internet.

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That and bingo. Good job.

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Yeah. But we'll go with yours.

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And on that note, today's topic is the recently released and currently expecting Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

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I'm expecting her to shut up any day now, but I don't think that's going to happen.

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She's about to release a book. So good luck.

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I've got some hot takes. I don't even know if they're hot takes.

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I think it's what most people feel.

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I feel like the reason that people care about her at all is people love watching a train wreck.

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And like it's the whole reason there's a crash on the side of the highway, completely off the highway, not impeding traffic at all.

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But everyone is slow to a crawl because they just want to see all the the mangled mess.

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And so we're just kind of addicted to terrible things.

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You think we just need to keep ramping it up?

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Because going back to the Kardashians, the sex tape was a huge thing. Paris Hilton's sex tape was a huge thing.

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Now, if a celebrity sex tape drops, is it going to make that big of news?

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How many celebrities currently have OnlyFans and are actively putting out their own porn?

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Hey, we're not going to be that kind of podcast. Absolutely not.

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So you are anti-Gypsy Rose.

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Anti-Gypsy Rose and like she doesn't need to be on the internet like she is or in a sense that like the thing that she did was just evil.

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Anti-Gypsy Rose and I think that she should still be in prison.

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I think 10 years for what she did is a little light, even though she wasn't the trigger man.

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Plausible deniability. I don't know what he was going to do.

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Have you seen, I didn't even have time to get into, know that a big part of what got her popped because whenever the mom was found, she flipped immediately.

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And threw it all on Nicholas Gojan.

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I could not figure out how to pronounce that name, so thank you for that.

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Yeah, I think it's Gojan. Go-dee-on. Maybe it's a soft J, like yogging.

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Anyways, so yeah, I knew that there was like some very, very gross text messages leading up to and then during and then afterwards.

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And so I was going to write down some of those and I couldn't find like text, like pictures of all the text because I know they exist because they were all court documents.

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The only thing I could find was a YouTube video that was an hour and a half long.

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Yeah, she just, she alluded to a lot of things in those texts that wouldn't be top of mind if I knew my mom was about to get murdered.

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Like what? I didn't read over this part in my research for the episode.

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Well, I mean, I don't want to misquote her because she would definitely sue us for defamation just so she could stay in the limelight just a little bit longer.

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Yeah, I mean, I think her 15 minutes are almost up.

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When she has that baby and the book comes out.

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Thank God she has that Chad though.

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That big dick energy or whatever it was.

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I tried to sift through like the TikToks or the Instagrams and I just I could not stomach it.

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I had to have Emily go through it.

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I was getting panini pressed about it.

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I never stopped sucking PDA sure from a baby bottle with with D's instead of T's like how a baby might text if they had a phone.

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Yeah, lots of I'm going to do it.

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I'm going to do it kind of text too.

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It also very much doesn't help that if I remember correctly, one of the reasons that people got suspicious and wanted to look into it was because

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The fat bitch is dead or something along those lines.

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People were like, hey, what's what's happening?

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We should maybe send somebody over there.

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And also referring to each other as daughter and daddy.

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He called it his evil side that had a penchant for killing and enjoyed it.

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And then hers, you know, hers was what Ruby.

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It's Ruby.

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That's anticlimactic.

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That it will be something.

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She was arrested in 2015.

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She was born in 1991.

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She was 24.

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And for those who don't know, which I guess you've been living under a rock, is it the mother or the child that suffers from Munchausen by proxy?

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It's a mental illness about attention seeking.

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So she wanted to get attention for herself.

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By claiming that her daughter had all these kind of illnesses and all this other stuff, getting her on Make-A-Wish and getting to meet all these celebrities and stuff based on the fact that they thought her daughter was dying.

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She met Miranda Lambert, who had to come out and make a statement after all that happened.

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About how much her music sucks or what?

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She was trying to deflect from all the Blake Shelton stuff.

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And so she meets this guy on the internet.

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She's not supposed to have internet access.

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She sneaks away on a laptop and has like a multiple year relationship with this dude, Nicholas Go-John, and dressed up as Cinderella Snow White.

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I was going to say Snow White.

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Either way, she went to go see one of the Disney remakes with her mom dressed as, insert princess name here, and sneaks away with him and has sex with him in the bathroom for the first time.

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And then after that, she pretty much had her claws into him.

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And I've seen some stuff with him.

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I've, I, I am not, I am not condoning what he did.

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I completely think that he should be in prison, but he's, he's not all there.

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He, that definitely should have been taken a little more into consideration whenever he was given his sentence.

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And it could have, should have been taken into consideration whenever she was given her sentence too.

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Yeah. I mean, I think they did take her condition into consideration whenever they sentenced her.

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No, her condition, but not her taking advantage of his condition.

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Oh, that's fair.

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No, cause she, she definitely, she wanted, she wanted her mom gone cause she wanted the freedom, but she didn't want to get her hands dirty.

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And so she got this, this dude to do it. I didn't even write down how old he was at the time.

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I think he was a decent amount older than her.

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But he ended up or she ended up with second degree murder and a 10 year sentence.

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And she was paroled at eight years.

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He was given life without the possibility of parole plus 25 years, which I don't, I don't understand the plus 25 years if it's already life without parole.

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I'm going to be honest. I have no idea how life in prison works.

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Like day to day.

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Well, yeah, absolutely not. But I also don't understand life in prison.

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Like not bending over and stuff.

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Yeah. The soap stuff doesn't make sense to me. Anyway.

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Well, you probably wouldn't want to use bar soap for that. You'd probably need something that's a little more lathery, more oily, less friction.

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Anyway, how does one get to life sentences? Like what's, what's the point of that?

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Exactly. And you get like these people that have like 17 life sentences.

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Like I get you're saying a life for a life, but excessive, right? Yeah.

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Yeah, it's a little, it's a little much.

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Anyway, she got out what?

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Last year. Yeah, she got out in December of last year. So she's been out for a little almost a year now.

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Yeah. And she was supposed to be out next year. I think next year would have been her 10 years.

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Like I understand the whole prison process. I understand what it's supposed to do.

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Hey, if she gets out and she doesn't convince someone else to kill someone for her, great.

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Prison worked. But also, I don't think that she should have been brought out of prison with this much pomp and circumstance.

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Okay. So circling back to the Menendez brothers, because there's like traction and trying to get something overturned with them, which is ridiculous, I think.

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But like we have this weird societal habit of making celebrities out of our criminals.

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Like, so I was looking at all of the stuff that's been made about Gypsy Rose, which led me down a really deep rabbit hole I'll get to in a second.

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But this woman has six different either movies or TV or like hour long specials made about her.

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And then she's got a book about her and like conversations with her when she was in prison.

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And then she has another book that's coming out, which is called My Time to Stand, which she's releasing.

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What more of the story could we possibly need?

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My Time to Stand? From the wheelchair that her mom forced her to be in?

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Versus the grave that she caused her mom to be in for forever?

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See, that's what I mean. Like, it's just mind boggling.

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And they did the same thing with O.J. They did the same thing with Phil Spector went to prison and then that was pretty much it.

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Charles Manson.

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The one that shot the waitress, right?

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No, that was Robert Blake. The little rascal.

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He still got work to afterwards.

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No, Phil Spector actually killed a woman in his house and went to prison for it for life.

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And he was pretty big in the rock music scene. He created the wall of sound.

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I don't know if that is.

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I mean, it's still used today. Not as much. But yeah, he was the main force behind that.

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A quick little segue on the...

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I've never been on one.

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I would love to be on a segue. Just once in my life. I want to feel like a mall cop.

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I feel like that's one of the things that is on the internet that I don't believe.

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That the guy that created the segue died because his segue went off the side of a mountain.

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Have you heard that?

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Do you think it's true?

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I think it was on purpose, but yes.

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Senior segue? You think it's true?

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RIT to senior segue. Yes, I do.

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Oh. But you think it was a...

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It wasn't an accident?

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It was suicide by segue.

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Which I would argue is either a really cool or a really lame way to go.

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If you invented the segue, I think it's a really cool way to go.

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Are you leaning forward the whole time?

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Do you still have your hands on the handlebars?

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I imagine a Thelma and Louise kind of situation where you're just leaning as far forward as you can.

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You just go zooming about a foot off the cliff.

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So he's just got a whole convoy of cops behind him.

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And he's just evading on his segue until he gets to the end and he looks over to nobody

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because you can't have a passenger on a segue and he says, this is it.

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Yeah. I believe that the cops are actually on those little hoverboard things.

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Oh yeah. Oh man.

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I wonder what traction's like on those.

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I hope they stopped in time.

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I've never been on one of those.

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They went off like the lemmings.

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Yeah. I think that I would be more willing to get on a segue than get on one of those hoverboards.

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I've been on the little hoverboard things. I've never been on a segue.

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Hmm.

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One of my work friends, because we park up a really big hill,

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he will take a little segue thing that he got, which is somewhere between a segue and a hoverboard

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because it has a stem, but it's like a foot and a half tall instead of being like handled bars.

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You're like hunched over.

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You look like one of those clowns that rides that really tiny bike.

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He really does because he is six foot two, I think.

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It's fantastic. I love segues.

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That wasn't the kind of segue I was talking about, and now I've forgotten what I was going to...

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Oh.

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So I was looking it up because Gypsy Rose has a net worth of $3 million, which is baffling to me because I...

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I'll tell you what, that's bad news for Karen. Better watch out. I could use $3 million.

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I got eight years to kill.

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Yeah? Are you convincing my future sister-in-law to do some things?

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I'm not saying who. I'm not saying who.

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Anyway, so you can't profit off your crimes.

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So a lot of documentarians and stuff will get with the owner of the estate

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or the inmate's power of attorney to kind of pay them for their likeness and their story.

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But yeah, she has a net worth of $3 million, and a lot of that has just come from the fact

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that she has gone so hard in the last year or so with Today Show appearances and the new book.

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And I assume she made some money for going viral about the...

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She's on a high right now. She's living her best life, and y'all can't take that away from her.

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Sorry, I went through far too many TikTok quotes.

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Yeah, I couldn't do it. I tried a couple times.

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My favorite ones are the ones that are mocking her, and they say it cross-eyed, looking off in two different directions.

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Is that cross-eyed? Or just you unfocused?

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I mean, one of them's looking at the nose, the other one is off looking into the ether.

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Oh, that was the other thing I was going to say.

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The reason I think that she is so ridiculously popular right now is for the same reason that people used to write to like...

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Charles Manson would get all kinds of fan letters and stuff.

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Not that I'm comparing Gypsy Rose to Charles Manson. Please don't sue us.

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Allegedly. There's an allegedly over this entire episode.

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Yes, allegedly over the entire episode.

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But the reason that we idolize these convicts and people who have done terrible things

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is just because we want to feel better about the lives that we're living.

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And so we feel justified in her case in giving attention to a person who got victimized for the longest time.

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It feels like we're good people because we're giving her what she wants now because she was denied it for so long.

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Okay, but it's not my fault.

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No, absolutely not.

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She was denied it.

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But it's like a... it's fake activism to some extent, I think.

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Which I feel like is most activism these days.

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Oh, for sure.

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Internet activism is bullshit. Do things. Actual things.

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But not things like their tomato soup on priceless works of art.

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Yeah, no. Leave the Mona Lisa alone.

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In the name of oil? In the name of not using oil?

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That was what they were protesting?

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I'm pretty sure it was stop oil.

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That was a way less effective protest than the people who like cemented themselves to the tarmac.

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Although, we are talking about both of them, so...

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Damn it, Morty.

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I guess that's a point in their favor.

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They got us this time.

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The crazier it is, the more people talk.

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People still talk about PETA throwing blood on celebrities and stuff.

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Yeah.

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It comes up sort of jokingly in conversations, but that means it's still effective.

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I don't even think that's really a Hollywood issue anymore.

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I mean, I think that the Hollywood people are so up their own asses that some of the stuff they do, PETA's even like, oh, okay.

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Speaking of PETA, and this is going to go way far away from our topic of discussion today, but did you watch Chimp Crazy?

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No. No, I haven't.

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It is so bizarre. It's really interesting, though. I definitely recommend the watch.

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Is it a miniseries or is it a documentary?

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It's a docu-series. It's four hour long episodes.

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Oh, but it's not like a show?

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No.

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It's not about the...

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It's one-off.

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It's not about the woman that owned Travis?

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It is.

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Oh, it is?

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She's not the main story, but she gets, I think, like most of an episode.

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Is it Travis? Is he the chimp?

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Yeah. The most insane thing about that story.

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So if you're not familiar with this situation, this woman raised a chimp from the time he was a very, very little baby.

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And she treated him like a child, like her child, but chimps get massive very, very quickly.

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So this chimp at the time of the situation was 200 pounds.

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And she had a friend coming over to, I think, just visit with him and bring him a toy or something like that.

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She got to the driveway.

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Travis comes out to go interact with her, and he snaps, and he rips most of her face off.

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Terrible host.

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Yeah. Right?

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If I go to your house, and especially if I'm bringing you something, and you rip my face off, I'm going to be pissed.

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Love to know that that's where your bar is.

334
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Anyway, so they obviously had to put Travis down because he ripped a woman's face off.

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The owner of Travis...

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Did they at least replace it with John Travolta's face?

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No, but it should have been Nick Cage's.

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I would want Nick Cage's in this situation.

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This woman got another chimp, like a year after the situation.

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It goes into... there's, I think, three other assorted bad things that happen with chimps that are discussed in Chimp Crazy,

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and there's one running storyline with the most botoxed woman I've seen in my life.

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So the same woman that owned Travis got another chimp? How was that allowed?

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It definitely wasn't.

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But she did it anyway, because she just became completely catatonic, I think, when they had to shoot Travis.

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What does that next book club look like?

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Like when they're all sitting there, and it's time for their one fun fact of the week, and then this lady just pops up with,

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Yeah, got another chimp. Marcus. And the lady with her no face is just over there drooling and just pissed off.

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It showed a video of her bathing with the new chimp in Chimp Crazy, which was also not a thing I wanted to see.

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Was she clothed?

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I mean, she was in a bathing suit. It was HBO, but not that kind of HBO.

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Huh. And like, I mean, they're primates, so they're working with the same kind of equipment, right?

352
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Not a rabbit hole. You want to go down.

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Huh. And you're just there, twigging berries, just all up in the tub?

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Uh-huh. A lot of weird choices they made.

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Well, I mean, this woman definitely sounds like she has all of it going on upstairs, so maybe just a fluke.

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Sure, yeah.

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Maybe Travis was just a bad egg. Maybe he had an evil side that enjoyed killing, or at least horribly maiming,

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just like our friend Nicholas Goh John.

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Circling back to our original topic.

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Speaking of the Gypsy Rose stuff, did her mom do very questionable things? Without a doubt.

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Absolutely.

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Like, very obviously. Did she deserve to get murdered for it? Probably not. Prison? Okay. Murdered?

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Eh, I think that's a bit of a reach. But no one ever brings up her dad in all of this.

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And how this woman is doctor shopping, jumping around from specialist to specialist,

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convincing these people to do all these tests when they say that they don't see anything,

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and he's not saying, hey, what the hell's going on?

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He wasn't. I thought he wasn't in her life at that point. I thought he was like they were divorced and like distanced from each other.

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It doesn't matter. I mean, if you find out that your kid has all these problems, you're just not going to check in.

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That's fair.

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Yeah, I was looking up the list of things that Gypsy Rose allegedly had, and it was sleep apnea, leukemia, seizures,

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muscular dystrophy, asthma, and visual and hearing impairments. She needed, she got her salivary glands taken out,

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which was for one thing, not something I realized you could do. And for another, a thing I don't understand the context for,

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like what causes you to need your salivary glands taken out?

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Is she a drooler?

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I don't think that feels a little dramatic of a reaction for she, she's a drooler.

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I think an overarching theme in all of this is just overreactions across the board.

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But like, I want to know from a medical standpoint, I guess, what potentials, like sickness she had that could be solved by that.

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It would seem like that would cause a lot more problems than it would repair.

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Well, yeah, it caused her teeth to alter up. Like she lost a bunch of her teeth because she had no saliva.

380
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Yeah, that's gross.

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She also, she was convinced that she needed a feeding tube, a wheelchair, glasses, and a couple of other things that were just...

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Is the eye thing because of the glasses?

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Probably.

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So we're not allowed to say anything about that?

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Probably not.

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That's too bad. I'm still going to say it.

387
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And see, that's the thing. If she hadn't come out so hot, if she had come out of prison, gotten paroled, yeah, yay, good for you.

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Whatever. I don't care. And then just slipped off into obscurity, fine.

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Would have no problem with you. If you popped up every now and then doing a documentary or whatever, okay.

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But you didn't.

391
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Yeah.

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You didn't. You went so far as to post on Mother's Day about how you wished she was here, which is just one of the most mind boggling things I can imagine.

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Yeah. I give her some amount of credit because I can't imagine what just developmental damage was done to her with all of this stuff.

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And she's also been in jail for a while, so I don't think she has a real concept of being a person in the world.

395
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Yeah, but no one wanted to guide her through it. They just threw a microphone and a camera in front of her face.

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That's what we do to everyone these days.

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Just let it all spew out of her. I know. And it's a societal issue. I'm not saying it only starts and ends with Gypsy Rose, but it gets on my last nerve.

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Have you ever heard of the musical Gypsy? It debuted on Broadway in 1959 based on a memoir about a striptease artist named Gypsy Rose Lee.

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Gross.

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Who had a stage mother who spent her entire life trying to get fame for her daughter so that she could get fame through them. That sound familiar?

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Yeah, Jeanette McCurdy was the first person I mentioned on the common thread today.

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But it just makes you wonder if her being named Gypsy Rose was a omen?

403
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That feels a little too on the nose. That's just lazy.

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If you're going to be this kind of person and you know that you're going to use your child for clout, I guess, or whatever.

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Maybe if the Make-A-Wish people had done some research, they would have known.

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So when it comes to Gypsy's medical diagnoses, one of the most interesting things that I found was that they claimed all of her medical records got lost in Katrina.

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So they moved to Missouri after Katrina. They had a house built for them by Habitat for Humanity, and she was able to doctor shop so effectively because she said that all of her medical records were just like gone.

408
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More like Habitat for Homicide.

409
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This is actually Habitat for Humanity's fault.

410
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Calling it now, folks.

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No, so she moved from Louisiana to Springfield.

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And how? Like that was only in like 2008. So like stuff was digitized.

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Yeah, I'm not really sure what the logic on that was.

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Clouds existed.

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So I'm sure there were databases that these people could have looked into.

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Yeah, no, it was a failing of a lot of our medical system.

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Surprise, surprise.

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So when Gypsy was 14, she went to a neurologist who had a feeling that she was suffering or that she had been the victim of Munchausen by proxy and decided that there just like wasn't enough evidence to actually bring it up to the powers that be, which is insane.

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I mean, wouldn't it be better just to look into it versus just, you know, saying, oh, never mind. All good here.

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Absolutely. And also, by the time she was 14, so by the time this appointment would have happened in the first place, she was already in the wheelchair.

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She already had the glasses, the feeding tube, maybe the salivary gland surgery.

422
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Like there were so many things wrong that you could probably start pulling on threads and find some stuff.

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Like even if she maybe did need glasses or maybe did have leukemia, you have 15 different very serious ailments.

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Probably have that conversation with some kind of basis behind it.

425
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Yeah.

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Oh, she's from the southernmost part of Louisiana.

427
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Oh, so like central Katrina.

428
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Yeah.

429
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It sounds like it's a failure just through and through.

430
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Failure from the doctors, failure from her father, failure on Dee Dee's part, failure on homeboys people.

431
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Nicholas. Yeah, I mean, it's just and that's usually how these things go, which just all these things slip through the cracks until all of a sudden something explodes and everyone's thinking, why, why did this happen?

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Without wanting to point the fingers at themselves.

433
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Yeah.

434
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And now we all we we all want to be internet sleuths and be like, well, this is the actual problem.

435
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There were a lot of them and also nothing that anyone on the internet right now is going to solve by watching her TikToks, following her on Instagram or speculating about her situation, us included.

436
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But you should still listen to this podcast.

437
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No, I mean, we're bringing you hard hitting stuff.

438
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Where else are you going to get a segue about segues?

439
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Nowhere. That's where.

440
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Damn straight.

441
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Speaking of the Instagram and the TikToks and all that.

442
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I know so much about her against my will.

443
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Yeah. Just because I live in a person that partakes in TikTok, not Instagram so much, but and just media in general.

444
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Like, I shouldn't know that she wanted to go to the Kansas City Arrows Tour, but couldn't because her probation officer said no.

445
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:37,000
And then she lied to the probation officer and tried to wiggle her way around it to get to go.

446
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:42,000
I don't know if she thought she was going to meet Taylor or what the deal was.

447
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
But you're making wish days are over, girl.

448
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:51,000
People don't want to bring that up that she was fresh out of prison and was lying to her probation officer.

449
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I think she was crossing state lines in order to because I think she was supposed to stay in Louisiana.

450
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,000
I think she was released to her dad and stepmom, something like that.

451
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
All this is alleged. Go look into it yourself.

452
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000
But this is definitely a thing that happened.

453
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,000
And she and so stupid.

454
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:18,000
So right as soon as she got out, she got this deal.

455
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Was it life after lockup? Maybe. Yeah.

456
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
And so they're following her around with cameras.

457
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
They have it recorded, her lying to her probation officer.

458
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000
And then they also have it recorded.

459
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
This was on the show.

460
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
It didn't end up on the cutting room floor.

461
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,000
No one was smart enough to say, hey, don't post this.

462
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Find something else to fill the time with.

463
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Find some other B-roll.

464
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:57,000
But they posted the lie and the further lie on the phones of the probation officer about trying to go to a damn Taylor Swift concert, like not even a week out of prison.

465
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
And then tried to play it off as, oh, it was just a misunderstanding.

466
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,000
It's on recording. It was on national television.

467
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I wouldn't know about it otherwise.

468
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Sort of related, but I wonder how much of like reality TV, like the nonsense filler stuff is to cover up terrible things that were said on camera that someone paid money to get taken off.

469
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
The exact opposite of the jinx.

470
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Yeah, I'm sure it's a lot.

471
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Like I'm sure every 22 minute episode, you've got hours of just cuts that had to be made because they could not, they would ruin someone's career.

472
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Oh, so Gypsy Rose was having this conversation with the Huffington Post.

473
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000
And it was just like, oh, where are you at now kind of thing.

474
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Like everyone and their mother has done with Gypsy Rose since she got out last year.

475
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:56,000
And they were talking about her like massive success on TikTok.

476
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:10,000
And she said that the reason that she thinks that she connects with Gen Z so well is because she's also trying to figure out who she is, which feels like it's downplaying some pretty important context.

477
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:18,000
It does, I think, speak to the just arrested development that she's in.

478
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Because she's equating herself with these 18 year olds who are just young and naive and fresh in the world and stuff, even though she's 33.

479
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Okay.

480
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000
But would would that fly?

481
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000
If it were.

482
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I don't know.

483
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:49,000
A kid that was 17 got shit face plowed into seven cars, killing 12 people.

484
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:57,000
He gets out after eight years and then says, you know, I think they like me because I don't know who I am either.

485
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
That's just ignorant.

486
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:04,000
That's ignorant.

487
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
I mean, you know what I mean, though?

488
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:13,000
It is an insane take to be like, I'm just like you fellow kids because I also don't know who I am.

489
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:20,000
No, because these people are younger than you were.

490
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Like you were you were six years older than most of these people that are watching your videos when you decided to get your mom murdered.

491
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:34,000
I feel like these aren't these aren't equivalent situations.

492
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:43,000
No, but it does speak to the desensitization of just the population at large that we can just brush that part off and saying, yeah, she did that.

493
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:54,000
But but but her sound, the sound is a great clip for tick tock can be used in so many different applications.

494
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000
I don't want to know the penis size of people that she's with.

495
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I don't need to know about her sex life.

496
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:05,000
I don't want to know about her soft anal or hard anal.

497
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000
I didn't even want to hear those words again this time around.

498
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,000
No, I mean, I don't want to have to read them.

499
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
I don't like that you wrote it down.

500
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
I didn't write it down.

501
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
I had to look it up.

502
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
You read it.

503
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Well, I had to look it back up because I couldn't bring myself to write that on this piece of paper.

504
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Your Google ads are about to be a little different.

505
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
I don't want to do that on my work phone, too.

506
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Oh, God.

507
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Be getting a call on Monday.

508
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,000
So how long do you think she is going to stay in the limelight?

509
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:41,000
I think she is going to grasp at it for dear life.

510
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:48,000
I think she's going to take every opportunity to hold on to it.

511
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:54,000
I think that if they ever brought like celebrity boxing back, she'd be first in line.

512
00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Any of those shows where they're like, huh, I thought she was dead.

513
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Those.

514
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
That's where you're going to see Gypsy Rose.

515
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
What is celebrity boxing?

516
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Exactly what it sounds like.

517
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:19,000
And along the same, hey, I mean, minus the murder, one of the biggest competitors on celebrity boxing was Tanya Harding,

518
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000
who also had someone else do their dirty work.

519
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,000
I had never heard of this.

520
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Interesting.

521
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
That's worth a watch.

522
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:35,000
It's a very terrible boxing, much like any kind of boxing you get on Netflix.

523
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:40,000
We didn't even get to see the results of the Paul and Tyson fight until the next day.

524
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Our Netflix just completely crapped out at the end of the third fight.

525
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
The two women.

526
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
The Serrano and Taylor one.

527
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,000
One with the eye flap bouncing around.

528
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Yeah, the best one was that second one with Barrios and Mario Barrios.

529
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,000
I'm always going to refer to him by his whole name because it's awesome.

530
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
And some other dude.

531
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Someone who's not named Mario Barrios.

532
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Who was the other dude finding Mario Barrios?

533
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Jamie, pull that up.

534
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Oh, shit, we don't have a Jamie yet.

535
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
One day. One day we'll have a Jamie.

536
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Abel Ramos.

537
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
There we go.

538
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Have a cooler name.

539
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
We'll remember you.

540
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah.

541
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:29,000
There was some controversy with the women's fight.

542
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Something about headbutting.

543
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Are they saying that's where the eye cut came from?

544
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
That was how it happened.

545
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Oh, it is?

546
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
She headbutted her like three or four times.

547
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Did you see the first fight?

548
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Where the Indian dude humped the...

549
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
It did, yeah.

550
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Yeah, that was...

551
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Ah, the Ocracy of America.

552
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Yeah.

553
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Oh, so the people are still getting upset about the Serrano and Taylor fights.

554
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I guess they have fought before.

555
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,000
And Taylor's go-to move is for some reason headbutting people.

556
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
And no one says anything about it?

557
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,000
It's gotten her disqualified or gotten points knocked off before because she's headbutted people.

558
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
And her argument is just like, yeah, it sometimes happens in boxing.

559
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Does it?

560
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Oh.

561
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
I'm not a boxer.

562
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
I don't know for sure, but I don't think it does.

563
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Have you seen the videos of Tyson's pulled punches?

564
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,000
I rewatched the fight after there was some stuff that came out theoretically about their contract.

565
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Where he wasn't allowed to go down in the...no one was allowed to go down in the first two rounds or Tyson wasn't getting paid.

566
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
He had to last all eight rounds to get the full payout.

567
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:53,000
And so he was just like trying to go Iron Mike and then just had to like back out last night so that he didn't just kill Jake Paul.

568
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Yeah, it was a waste of my time.

569
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
It was so dumb.

570
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
It was a waste of everyone's time.

571
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
But hey, we fell for it.

572
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000
He threw like 90 punches to Jake Paul's like 300.

573
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
You got to see them cheeks though.

574
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
I did. I did get to see them cheeks.

575
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,000
That was some thick cake.

576
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:23,000
I also got to watch Logan Paul spray an ungodly amount of their version of Axe on just everyone.

577
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
At some point it's a biological weapon, right?

578
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Sold exclusively at Walmart.

579
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Incredible.

580
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
You think he went across the street from the stadium to go get it?

581
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Go pick it up?

582
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
I hope so.

583
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
You think he did an Instacart?

584
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000
For Prime Body or whatever the hell it's called?

585
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Honest to God.

586
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
G?

587
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I don't know.

588
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Whenever it first came out, or whenever they like first came out in the car doing the...in the air tonight,

589
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I thought Logan was spraying Jake Paul with glitter.

590
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
I did too.

591
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:06,000
I wanted it to be glitter, and not whatever nonsense body spray thing they have.

592
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Weird one letter name.

593
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Is it Y?

594
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
That's my question.

595
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
W.

596
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Because it's sold at Walmart?

597
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Because it's for wieners?

598
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Gross. Just the whole thing is gross.

599
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000
I don't mean like an actual wiener, like a metaphorical wiener.

600
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
I guess it could be for both.

601
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I don't know.

602
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,000
I assume it's got the same target demo as Axe.

603
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Spray it wherever.

604
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
You don't want Axe on your wiener.

605
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
No? I don't know.

606
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
It's Axe and for trouble.

607
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Boo.

608
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Shh.

609
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,000
So I got two more things that I want to discuss.

610
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Okay.

611
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000
First one are these dumbass quotes.

612
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Okay.

613
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000
That turned into TikTok sounds that were put all over the place.

614
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Tell me if this one sounds familiar.

615
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Can't bring me down.

616
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000
I'm on a high right now.

617
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
I'm living my best life.

618
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
And y'all can't take that from me.

619
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Yeah.

620
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000
I think I watched the original video of that once and I don't think I actually had that

621
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,000
as a like sound on any of the TikToks or anything that I watched, which I think proves that I'm

622
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
on the right side of the internet.

623
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Or, honey, I'm so not threatened by you.

624
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000
My man wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole.

625
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
I know that one because that's where the Panini pressed one's pressed quote comes from.

626
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Is that for Ryan or Ken?

627
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
That was Ryan.

628
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,000
That was one whose dick she was talking about pretty extensively.

629
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Oh, she was talking about his 10 foot pole?

630
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Yeah.

631
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Oh.

632
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
And then.

633
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
So not the Chad.

634
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Not the Chad.

635
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000
I don't know.

636
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Which one's a Chad?

637
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000
I'm blissfully unaware of this particular situation.

638
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Oh my God.

639
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
10 foot pole remix.

640
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Tempting.

641
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000
You see what I mean?

642
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
An insufferable person.

643
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
She gives real Lea Michele energy.

644
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
But like a talentless Lea Michele.

645
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000
At least my Lea Michele could sing.

646
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yeah.

647
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Gypsy Rose can probably read.

648
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
But can she?

649
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
How stunted is that growth?

650
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
We don't know that she can read.

651
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
If she can, she's probably reading two pages at once.

652
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Allegedly.

653
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Have you seen that Spongebob meme?

654
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:16,000
It's going two different directions.

655
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Ooh.

656
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Someone in the comments said I might not have a man, but I do have a mom.

657
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Zing.

658
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:28,000
There are 500 replies to that one comment.

659
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
How many of them?

660
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Hey, be nice.

661
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Not a damn one.

662
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
She's been through so much.

663
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Several of them are just the gif of Pam with the Dundee yelling at the camera.

664
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:51,000
So Ryan is the prison husband, the one that is long, strong, and down to get the friction on.

665
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Correct.

666
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000
But then where did Ryan, or not Ryan, where did Ken come into the picture?

667
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I'm sorry.

668
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,000
I still need to process that one for a second.

669
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Oh, it's from a poem.

670
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Yeah?

671
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000
What poem?

672
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I believe it's a medieval poem called Baby Got Back from Sir Mix-a-Lot.

673
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
I don't like hearing that as a spoken word.

674
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,000
I think he was like Lancelot's right-hand man or something like that.

675
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
That's why he was a sir.

676
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Yeah, like Sir Ian McKellen, but Sir Mix-a-Lot.

677
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Do you think he had to be dubbed Sir Mix-a-Lot?

678
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Was he just Mix-a-Lot before then?

679
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Yeah.

680
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Yeah, I think he was Dutch.

681
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Yeah.

682
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,000
That's a very common Dutch surname, Mix-a-Lot.

683
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:44,000
I was expecting more of a gold member accent on that one.

684
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Disappointed.

685
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I don't know how Ken came to be.

686
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:56,000
His name is Ken Urker, which is also not a pretty last name.

687
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Does that irritate you?

688
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
It does. It urkers me.

689
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Also, neither here nor there, but I hate the phrase baby moon.

690
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Like as a right before you have the kid getaway kind of thing.

691
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Oh, it's not what happens right after a new moon?

692
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
No, I don't think so.

693
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Well, that's probably why astronomy wasn't my strong suit.

694
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Such a Virgo.

695
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:33,000
They talk like middle school flirting.

696
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,000
He came and it was kind of a funny story, but within the first 30 minutes,

697
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
he came to visit her in prison.

698
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
That feels important to add context there.

699
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
He leaned in and gave me the most wonderful kiss of my whole life.

700
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
The kiss he gave me was quite passionate.

701
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,000
I looked at him and I was like, I didn't even know you liked me like that.

702
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
And he said, yeah, I have for a while.

703
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
And I said, I have for a while too.

704
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
And this is husband or baby daddy?

705
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Baby daddy.

706
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:04,000
He popped the question in October of 2018.

707
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Oh, really?

708
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Okay. So they were together until 2019.

709
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:19,000
And then she got married to Ryan Anderson in 2022 in the prison.

710
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,000
And then she filed for divorce after less than two years of marriage.

711
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:28,000
April of this year, she got back together with that dude.

712
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:34,000
But then there's videos of him getting grinded on.

713
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:39,000
And then she's over here saying, that's my husband.

714
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000
That's not okay. He is married.

715
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,000
I'm pregnant with someone else's baby, but he is married.

716
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
He's younger than her.

717
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
It doesn't look it.

718
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:55,000
And see, isn't that just a perfect example of how she thinks the world works?

719
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,000
That the rules only apply to everyone else except for her.

720
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,000
In what sense?

721
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:15,000
In the sense that it's okay for her to pretty much do everything but the pokey poke to get her mom killed.

722
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,000
And then, oh, but I didn't do it.

723
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,000
So it wasn't as I was innocent.

724
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:29,000
And then I'm pregnant with someone else's kid, but that's my husband.

725
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Get off of him.

726
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:36,000
He is married.

727
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:42,000
It's just seems like prison didn't do her a bit of good.

728
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Also, that reminded me of something from way earlier in this episode.

729
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Second degree murder is malicious but without premeditation.

730
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,000
And that is an insane thing for them to have sentenced her with.

731
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,000
How is there not premeditation?

732
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:06,000
There are text threads and phone calls and messages and shit.

733
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:14,000
You would think that it would be like maybe manslaughter, doing something that causes someone to get murdered or to die.

734
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:20,000
You don't think that second degree murder, I thought second degree murder was just like a snap decision.

735
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,000
It is. It's malicious but no premeditation.

736
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,000
That was a whole game plan involved there.

737
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:32,000
And see, that's why she's allegedly, no, she is. She's the worst.

738
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
The worst? Probably not.

739
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
One of the worst? Yes.

740
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:41,000
The worst that is currently popular, without a doubt.

741
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,000
I think Lea and Michelle should have played her in the act.

742
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Yeah.

743
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:54,000
She's also the worst. A different kind of the worst, but so far as we know, it's racism and not murder.

744
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000
She's a racist?

745
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Towards who?

746
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
All of the black people she's ever worked with.

747
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:08,000
And Kiki Palmer is actually about to release a book that includes some stuff about her time on Scream Queens that is not too kind.

748
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Or that reveals some not too kind things one of her co-stars said.

749
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:18,000
And where is she? Not Emma Roberts?

750
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
She's a little off-kilter too.

751
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Sure, definitely. But no, internet sleuths do what internet sleuths do.

752
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:34,000
And they looked through all of the people that Kiki Palmer follows, and she follows all of the Scream Queen girls except for Lea and Michelle.

753
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:40,000
And also, it was a racism, so they were all just kind of guessing that that was how that played out.

754
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Considering all the stuff that was said about Lea and Michelle when she was doing her glee thing.

755
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Like how she got Corey Monteith killed? Allegedly.

756
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000
What? What do you mean?

757
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000
What do you mean what I mean?

758
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Is there anything to any...?

759
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:08,000
She was just so insufferable to be around, the only way out he had was Canadian crack.

760
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Cancelled. I'm canceling you for that one.

761
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Me?

762
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
RIP.

763
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
I said allegedly.

764
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Yeah, no. I'm still canceling you for it.

765
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Why? Did he or did he not die of Canadian crack?

766
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I want a button on the soundboard that just says cancelled.

767
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
How do you make that happen?

768
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:31,000
I want a boo button and a cancelled button. I know what I'm about.

769
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Put that down. I'll get that for you.

770
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Just to reiterate, you're saying boo, right?

771
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Mm-hmm.

772
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Can I have a boo button?

773
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Booob.

774
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,000
You know what? I would also accept a boo button.

775
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000
I'm gonna have to find a fun little sound bite.

776
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,000
There's gotta be some TV show or movie.

777
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Let me know. I'll get it down.

778
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Okay, so now I said two more things like five more things ago.

779
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Last thing. So she's about to be a mother.

780
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:08,000
What are the odds based on the behavior that she has already exhibited?

781
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,000
What are the odds that she is DD 2.0?

782
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
You think she's gonna be worse?

783
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000
She has a thirst for the limelight.

784
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,000
A thirst to stay in the public conscience.

785
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Do you think that her parenting is gonna be held under a microscope

786
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000
by people that actually can do something about it?

787
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
So I think it'll be held under a microscope,

788
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000
but I think it's gonna be allowed to go way further than it should.

789
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Because of her mother?

790
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Just because we're kinda curious.

791
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
No, because people wanna know what's gonna happen

792
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,000
more than they want to protect people that need it.

793
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Yeah, that's a good point.

794
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Because I think, like Quiet On Set.

795
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Yep.

796
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Quiet On Set was not made...

797
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,000
It might have been made for somewhat good reasons

798
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
to get Drake Bell's story out there

799
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
because he wanted to finally share it.

800
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
But so much of that was just,

801
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,000
hey, remember all of these things that you liked in your childhood?

802
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
This is why all of them are terrible.

803
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,000
This is all the traumatic things that happen to these kids.

804
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Is anyone better for it? I don't think so.

805
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,000
No, I told you whenever we talked about it

806
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,000
in whatever episode that was that it felt real...

807
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
icky.

808
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Like that one scene where it's the end of one episode

809
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000
and then they're talking about on the next episode,

810
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
it's all this and this, this, this and this,

811
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
and then a silhouette of Drake Bell

812
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
sitting in the director's chair.

813
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Yeah, it's... I... I don't know.

814
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,000
I mean, I think that it's probably important for him

815
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
to get his stuff out there,

816
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,000
especially with all the other stuff that he'd been accused of

817
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
and all that.

818
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,000
And I don't necessarily think that he did that just to say,

819
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,000
no, what I did was okay because of this and this.

820
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
But I do think it was like, no, think about this

821
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
so you don't think about that.

822
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Yeah. Yeah, and...

823
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Yeah, I think we're all just gross voyeurs

824
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:13,000
that just want to watch other people's lives burn.

825
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Mm-hmm.

826
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Like the...

827
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
There was... So there's one other thing that I wanted to mention

828
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:23,000
when we were talking about this kind of story.

829
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:29,000
There is a TikToker in Australia or New Zealand

830
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000
whose kids just got taken from her

831
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,000
because of the same thing.

832
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
I'm on trial soon by proxy.

833
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,000
She was making TikToks and stuff about her daughter.

834
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,000
I think she has two or three kids.

835
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
And they all got taken from her custody

836
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,000
because she was just lying about their diagnoses.

837
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000
She said one of them was completely covered in tumors.

838
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:59,000
And in the most just disgusting, transparent thing

839
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
that I think I've ever seen,

840
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:05,000
she goes from like fake just sobbing about her daughter,

841
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
her daughter's tumors,

842
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000
and this child that she had that was stillborn.

843
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
And then she goes straight into,

844
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
I don't have a coffee maker.

845
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
I really just need coffee right now.

846
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,000
And all I have is this instant stuff.

847
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
But it's going to be fine.

848
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
I guess like it'll do for right now. I just need coffee.

849
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
I really just wish I had a real coffee maker.

850
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

851
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Who hurt you?

852
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Huh.

853
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:38,000
First of all, not condoning any part of this whatsoever.

854
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,000
But if you're going to cry on camera,

855
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
there are artificial tears.

856
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,000
At least make it look a little believable.

857
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:51,000
Every TikTok that you see

858
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:56,000
where someone is actively crying,

859
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,000
like maybe not if they're like telling a story

860
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
and describing something

861
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,000
and then like they get a little welled up.

862
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
But if they're like sobbing uncontrollably

863
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:10,000
and just falling apart,

864
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000
it is 100% fake and staged.

865
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:21,000
And especially because there's a video going around TikTok.

866
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:26,000
It came out right after DJ T got elected

867
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:31,000
of the woman in her car just screaming,

868
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000
no, no, no.

869
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:38,000
And yeah, so snot starts flying out and spittle,

870
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
goes towards the camera.

871
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
And you just think about the process for that

872
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000
and how many times she had to sit there

873
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000
and press record, do her thing,

874
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:53,000
realize that maybe the sun was causing a weird flare

875
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,000
on the camera and then stop it,

876
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000
reposition the camera, record again, scream,

877
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,000
and then realize that maybe she didn't get her best angle,

878
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
had to stop it, record it,

879
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000
and just now fake all of it is.

880
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:12,000
And to what end?

881
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Like is the validation you get from that worth it?

882
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,000
So in this specific person's case,

883
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
I believe that people were paying like GoFundMe

884
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,000
is we're like buying her probably a coffee maker.

885
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
I sure hope so.

886
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,000
Because instant is terrible.

887
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Sure, but lie about your kid's tumor is terrible?

888
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
I mean.

889
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Well, lie about your stillborn child's terrible?

890
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,000
I would do some crazy things to not have to drink instant coffee.

891
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Allegedly.

892
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Everything's fixed if you just say allegedly afterwards.

893
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Allegedly, yeah.

894
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Allegedly.

895
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Oh, yeah.

896
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:57,000
So the the tick tocker that has allegations against her now,

897
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000
coffee maker lady,

898
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,000
has allegations against her that she drugged her one year old daughter

899
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:07,000
leading to months of hospitalization and unnecessary brain surgeries.

900
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Which is maybe better that we're catching on earlier now

901
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:17,000
that the Internet is a place where no one can really hide for very long

902
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,000
once the right people get a hold of your your stuff.

903
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:26,000
But at least I guess on the medical side of the Gypsy Rose stuff,

904
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:32,000
the medical records online and available like through some central database

905
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
wasn't as prevalent.

906
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,000
So they get a little bit of a pass from that.

907
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:45,000
But they still tend not do their own research and their own tests

908
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:50,000
to make sure that what you're being told is actually true is

909
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,000
and just going along with what their mom says is just mind boggling.

910
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:58,000
I mean, you want to believe that a parent is going to have their children's best interests at heart.

911
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
You would hope that's the case.

912
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
You would hope so.

913
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
That sunshiney note.

914
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
That's all I got for this episode.

915
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,000
So where do we stand on Gypsy Rose?

916
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Is she the worst?

917
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:16,000
The Internet is a very weird hellish place to be.

918
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,000
I don't know if she's the worst.

919
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:26,000
I'm waiting for her 15 minutes to be up, but I'm not penny impressed about it.

920
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:31,000
You're at least going to get one more special when the baby comes.

921
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
Yeah.

922
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:37,000
And then, like I said, look for on the reboot of Celebrity Boxing.

923
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000
I want all of her.

924
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,000
She's going to be on Dancing with the Stars first and Celebrity Boxing.

925
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Does she have to have an ankle monitor just like what's her face?

926
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
And Delvy.

927
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Yeah.

928
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
I hope so.

929
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
I love that for her.

930
01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:01,000
I was going to see if her Instagram captions were real unhinged.

931
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,000
I don't think I saw that when I was looking at looking at all this stuff.

932
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:10,000
She named her daughter after a Disney princess, too.

933
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Her name's Aurora.

934
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Aurora Reyna, I think.

935
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Hmm.

936
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,000
So another Disney adult, huh?

937
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
What were the odds that didn't happen?

938
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Yeah.

939
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000
All of them.

940
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Crazy people.

941
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Come at me.

942
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
Was it Sleeping Beauty?

943
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Is that the movie?

944
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
Is that the one she was dressed as?

945
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Oh, maybe.

946
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000
I don't know.

947
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
End of the day, it doesn't really matter.

948
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:47,000
But it's just all still so mind numbing.

949
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:51,000
The brain rot is real, guys.

950
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000
Oh, God.

951
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,000
So the My Time to Stand book, she does her own audio.

952
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
She did the voiceover for it, and I can't imagine.

953
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Oh, no, thank you.

954
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000
I want to listen to less.

955
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,000
No, no, thank you.

956
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000
We can get a sneak peek on her Instagram.

957
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Also, did you look at the...

958
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Did you look at her Instagram?

959
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
No.

960
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000
I saw the pictures, but I didn't read the captions for it.

961
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000
That's what I was going back for.

962
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:23,000
But she has the creepiest cookies I have ever seen at her baby shower.

963
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Are those from the 4D sonogram?

964
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000
I...

965
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000
Because it's still in utero, right?

966
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:34,000
That's too many details, I think, for even a 4D sonogram.

967
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Should we just slide a camera up there?

968
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Wouldn't be surprised.

969
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Going on Instagram Live.

970
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Little aurora rain.

971
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:51,000
Well, is there anything we can take away from this episode?

972
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:55,000
If you're one of the people that is following her,

973
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,000
who has 9.9 million followers on TikTok,

974
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,000
or her 756,000 followers on Instagram,

975
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
sit down for a second.

976
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Think about your choices.

977
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,000
That's fair.

978
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,000
That's fair.

979
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:16,000
And if you disagree with anything that either one of us have said during this episode,

980
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
feel free to let us know.

981
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,000
You're wrong, because everything we've said has been truthful and right.

982
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,000
But hey, you're entitled to your opinion no matter how stupid it is.

983
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,000
And because it's obligatory, the M. Night Shyamalan Presents

984
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000
Avetide The Last Airbender still sucks.

985
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
But not as much as Gypsy Rose.

986
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000
But not as much as Gypsy Rose.

987
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:42,000
We're here for y'all, until the times become precedented again.

988
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:49,000
And if there's any little nugget you can take from this episode

989
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:53,000
to use in your life moving forward,

990
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:58,000
it's when life gives you a get out of jail free card.

991
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:03,000
You take it, you shut your mouth, and you get out of town.

992
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Wise words.

993
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:20,000
See you next time.

994
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Bye.