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Five, four, three, two, one, zero.

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Welcome to the show, people.

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Welcome to the show.

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Eat my shorts.

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So here is to conversation.

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And quality based here, the ankle has landed.

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All right, so.

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What do Jumbotron proposals, Instagram hospital selfies and full volume

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FaceTime calls have in common?

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Therefore, attention whores.

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Absolutely.

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But I was going in a different direction on that one.

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Yeah.

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What direction was that?

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They are private life events that you do not need to let strangers in on.

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Yes.

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Yes, I agree.

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Especially the proposal, because you have to be 100% sure that it's going to go off

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without a hitch, because if you propose on the Jumbotron and either she says no

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and you look like an idiot or she says yes, but she really didn't want to.

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And the only reason she said yes was because you put her on the spot in front

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of thousands of people.

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Jumbotron proposals are the worst thing ever invented.

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Jumbotron anything.

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I don't ever want to be on the Jumbotron.

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No, not even at the Rangers games when you're.

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No, because I would assume that they got to pre watch the stuff that they put in.

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They're like, hey, go cut to camera six, cut to camera three, that kind of stuff.

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But I just I don't trust them.

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And there's probably footage of me somewhere mid something.

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I don't know, take my nose sneezing.

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I don't know, but I don't trust it.

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And I don't trust that being in someone else's hands for them to just

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flash on me, because what if this explodes?

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What if this becomes massive and we're the next Joe Rogan's?

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I mean, I'm closer to being Joe Rogan than you.

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I like to think we almost have the same amount of hair.

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Ideologically,

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I'm getting a little bit more tinfoil hatty in my in my old age.

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Yeah.

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Why are we just expected to believe what they tell us to believe?

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Because I watched the X-Files growing up and they told me that they want to believe.

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I want to believe, man.

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But don't want to believe what the government's telling you.

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That's the whole that's the whole thing behind the X-Files.

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Truth is out there.

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That is.

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I still got to find I get in kicks to where I watch nonstop.

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I'll watch it for four days straight.

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X-Files.

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Yeah.

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And then for whatever reason, I don't watch it for six months.

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I've never finished the series.

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Really?

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I've seen the most recent movie.

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I haven't seen the one that actually goes between the seasons.

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There's a movie.

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There's two.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah.

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So private things that.

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That should just be private.

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Should be should be shared with the people you care about most, not

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anyone with an Internet connection or happens to be at a sporting event with you.

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Any kind of public proposal, you just.

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Even if they are a public proposal kind of person,

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you're an asshole.

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Along those lines,

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restaurant birthdays, the worst, the worst worst.

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If you were the kind of person who especially, I don't know if it's especially,

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but I'm going to say especially if it is not a guest in your party's birthday.

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If there is no one in your party that is

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celebrating their actual birthday, you are an asshole for telling your

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server that it is their birthday.

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You're a total dick weed.

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That's happened to me two times.

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And.

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It's not fun for anyone.

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It's it's fun for the people like

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tell me what your birthday.

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It's fun for them.

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It's fun for the other people at your table.

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Is it, though?

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Because then they get dragged into this, too.

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Yeah, but it's a you're willing to suffer for the greater good,

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which is embarrassing the hell out of your friend.

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I guess, but then are they really your friends?

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No, absolutely not.

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If you mentioned I wanted so badly whenever we were going out for Nate's

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birthday a couple of weeks ago to tell all of the servers that weekend that it

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was his birthday, just because I'm curious.

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I haven't really seen a restaurant birthday celebrated

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anywhere but Roadhouse in a while.

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I just wanted to know what's changed since then.

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Well, one thing is I don't know if you already knew this, but most restaurants

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have their own form of a birthday song because Warner Brothers owned the rights

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to the OG birthday song.

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Really?

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And so technically, if you sung it in a restaurant, you'd have to pay a royalty.

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Interesting.

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I always assumed that was because they were trying to set themselves apart for

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every other TGI Fridays or Denny's or whatever chain restaurant.

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I mean, most of them, it's the same thing.

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Happy birthday.

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I wish there was my brother's.

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I guess it'll be too.

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OK, so what is the most embarrassing birthday thing that you've had to do?

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There was TGI Fridays where it was early 2000s.

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I had spiked hair and server tied balloons to my spikes.

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They weren't frosted.

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I mean, I'm sure I look dope.

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Very great in my Jinko.

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No, no.

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I miss Jinko, James.

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I don't know.

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So that, I mean, as far as embarrassment, that was not really anything.

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We have a chicken restaurant by here that will give you, they give you two cups to

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form a chicken beak. What do they give you for?

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Do they give you something to flap?

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They do. I don't remember what it is.

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Maybe they give you menus.

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They don't have menus. They don't.

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Maybe they make you like flap your arms, like do the chicken dance.

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Yeah. Yeah, that sounds right.

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And then we have another.

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We have a chicken wing restaurant around here where they give you a hat.

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But I think post COVID, they give you like a pointy water cup.

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And then there they give you menus that you have to flap.

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And if you stop flapping, then they start over.

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Oh, my God. Yeah.

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Restaurant of all restaurants.

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Texas Roadhouse. Yes.

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And they put you on a saddle.

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Love me some Texas Roadhouse.

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And they give you some Texas Roadhouse birthdays.

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They give you a.

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It seems like every time we're there, there's three freaking birthdays.

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There's too many people on this planet.

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Be in the middle of a conversation and

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attention, Texas Roadhouse.

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They'll put you on a saddle and you have they'll sing to you.

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They'll clap for you.

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And then they'll give you a napkin and you have to twirl it around like a lasso.

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And if you stop doing that, it's it's the real asshole servers that just want to

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get you back for having to put them through this, which I don't I don't I don't blame them.

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They should get something out of it, too.

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So if you stop lassoing your napkin around, then they start over.

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I support that.

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I don't support restaurant singing in general.

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But if you're going to do it, go all in.

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We both worked at a restaurant that during certain parts of the day was

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primarily patroned by older people, the church crowd.

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Yeah. And whenever we had a birthday, they would be the first to say something.

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And I honestly a couple of times thought that we would kill somebody, give some old

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person a heart attack because people come out with spoons in a cup and clapping

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and screaming and acting like total idiots for this jerk off's 13th birthday.

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He doesn't want his parents want it for him.

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They want to take a video.

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They want to show it to him when he's 18.

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Look, hey, look at this dumb shit we made you do.

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And meanwhile, all the staff has to jump around like monkeys.

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Speaking of having pictures to throw in your face eventually, are there pictures

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of you with the balloons and the TGI Fridays?

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I doubt it. Disappointing.

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Yeah, it was a pre-camera film.

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This was, I don't know, too.

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It's that that one year that we have no clue why we lived, where we lived.

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Yeah, you were there.

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I know. But you were just I don't remember it.

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A little less.

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OK, so before we go into the nitty gritty on why restaurants,

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restaurant birthdays suck, do you like celebrating your birthday?

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To an extent.

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I'm not a big fan of the open your present in front of the person that got it for you.

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And then maybe you like it.

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Maybe you don't.

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Either way, you have to pretend like it's the greatest thing you've ever received.

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Luckily, for a lot of kids birthdays now, they don't do that.

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They just take the presents home and open them there and then send a text or a

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thank you card, whatever. But I mean, I don't expect anything crazy.

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Just like a dinner.

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And then if we're going to dinner, don't tell them it's my birthday.

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That's the best birthday present you could give to me.

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, just doing something like me and you.

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One year from our birthday, just went to the Kennedy Museum.

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Yeah, that was a fun day.

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It was. That was fine with me.

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Like that was something I wanted to do, something I enjoy doing, which is weird.

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If you're ever in Dallas, go to the sixth floor museum on Elm Street.

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It's we are looking for a sponsor.

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Uh huh. How much money do you think is in museum sponsorship?

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I mean, with that museum sponsorship,

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especially with all of those other shout out to my fellow tinfoil hat people.

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Yeah. I mean, we could do it.

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We could do it pro boner and then just use that to bring in all the.

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maybe they can get a discount on the newspaper.

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I have like seven copies of that around the house.

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The newspaper of the Dallas Morning News.

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Kennedy shocked in Dallas.

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You have seven copies of that?

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Well, I mean, there's like there's I think there's like three different ones.

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It was a three day thing.

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Oh, OK.

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But yeah, I have at least two copies of each one.

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You never know when you're going to need it.

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These are these are weird times, man.

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Yeah.

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While we're on this tangent, second shooter, yes or no?

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No.

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CIA intervention.

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Yes. Yeah.

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So Lee Harvey Oswald was Patsy.

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Yes. Do you think he knew what he was doing?

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Yes, I think if the CIA gives you direction, you don't really have a whole lot of options to say no.

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And he didn't make it very long.

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So have you ever done the Dallas Trail of Tears?

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No, it's the Dallas Trail of Tears.

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That's where you follow the path.

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Oh, the oh.

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From from him landing in.

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I think he landed in Love Field.

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OK.

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And then so you go from Love Field to downtown Dallas and then you meander around there a little bit.

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And then when you go to the X's.

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Yeah.

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Elm Street and then race to Parkland.

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Did you know that Lee Harvey Oswald was operated on in the room across the hall from where JFK was operated on?

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No, I did not.

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Did you know that that part of Parkland Hospital doesn't exist anymore because they demolished it?

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Really?

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Didn't know that either.

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Suspicious.

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And there was a lot of a lot of pieces of Kennedy that up and vanished.

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Yeah.

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There's definitely something hinky about it.

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I can't remember when when the information is going to come out about it, when it's going to be unsealed.

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I know that Martin Luther King is 28, maybe 30, whenever his stuff, his stuff comes becomes unsealed.

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Yeah.

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All the MLK stuff is under lock and key right now.

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We knew that, but I didn't know it was I didn't know there was a timeline for unsealing it.

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2027 is when they are, which I mean, you know how that stuff goes.

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Yeah.

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Every president has gone into office saying, I'm going to tell you what's going on in Area 51.

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Just because I did that in Clinton's voice doesn't mean it was just Clinton.

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It was all of them.

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And then once they find out, they're like, oh, yeah, never mind.

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I'm not going to tell you what's going on in Area 51.

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I mean, if anyone was going to, it would be Trump or RFK or RFK.

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He's a Kennedy with a lot of I was sick last week.

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I don't know what I had, but I lost my voice for a couple of days.

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And I had RFK voice for four solid days.

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I had that. I couldn't talk at all.

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Did you get me sick?

257
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No, this was like two, three years ago.

258
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Yeah.

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And I couldn't talk at all.

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I had to get a whiteboard and an Expo marker to communicate.

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And I've been there before.

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Anyway, that's insane that they have a date to release all that stuff.

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Yeah.

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A bunch of information about Cohen Telpro is supposed to come out in 2027,

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but then they can push that back whenever they want, including

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documents about whether or not he had an affair.

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All this stuff that J Edgar Hoover got on him.

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Okay.

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Looks like the latest dump of Kennedy stuff happened in 2023.

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Really?

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And what was released then?

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It was 99% of the Kennedy assassination files have been released.

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2672 documents containing newly released information.

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Okay.

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Yeah, that's definitely a topic for another day.

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All the Kennedy stuff.

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As far as restaurant birthdays go.

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Wow, that was a wild banjo.

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The thing for me that's going to get you the best tip is you find out somehow

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some jerk at your table says, hey, it's his birthday.

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Can you do anything for him?

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And then I'm like, hey, don't do that.

283
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Don't do anything.

284
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Don't do anything.

285
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It's cool.

286
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And then they just come out with like a dessert.

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Yeah.

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No singing.

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No pomp and circumstance.

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No gathering every server, taking them away from what they're trying to do.

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Just free dessert.

292
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And then we're out of there.

293
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So I've worked in restaurants for just over 10 years now, just under 10 years now.

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I have been through so many different kinds of that stupid song.

295
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And it's never fun.

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But I am fortunate enough to be in a restaurant now where we don't sing because it's stupid.

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That would be crazy if they made y'all sing at that place.

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It really, really would.

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But I have made it a... some people still expect like a whole thing.

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Like if I'm going to spend money on a night out, then I expect you to make like a whole scene

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for my friend's birthday or whatever.

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And so now, because it's been brought to my attention that like, oh, well, I thought you guys would do something

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that I... if I know it's a birthday, I will tell them happy birthday is my gift to you.

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I don't sing.

305
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It's my favorite part of this job because it is.

306
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It genuinely is that I don't have to sing to these people.

307
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And it's a nice joke.

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It lightens the mood.

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It...

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Yeah.

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But I always tell them, like, if you guys choose to desert, it'll come with a candle.

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If the people around you choose to make a scene, I won't stop it.

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I won't participate, but have fun.

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That particular comment has bit me in the butt a few times where people have made a whole scene

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about a candle, which is still insane to me.

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Yeah.

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Because I also don't understand singing at full volume in a restaurant, like as just a group of people.

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You know what would be funny is

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at this restaurant that you're at now, it's close to a pretty popular music venue.

320
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And so there's a lot of artists that come into your restaurant.

321
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How funny would it be if you were required to do birthday singing for these people

322
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and they got to critique you afterwards?

323
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It'd be like a little American Idol audition. I would love that.

324
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Birthday, birthday edition.

325
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If it was just pageantry, I would absolutely support singing for birthdays.

326
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Would you go 1000% all in?

327
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Sometimes. Yeah.

328
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Everyone's got a phone in every once in a while, but I think it'd be fun.

329
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I think that would make it enjoyable.

330
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Probably not for you, because sometimes if I don't like you, I'm going to make it

331
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a Fergie singing the national anthem kind of performance.

332
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Who's the girl that just did it?

333
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Ingrid?

334
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I want to call her Idris Elba.

335
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I know that's very far off.

336
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It's Ingrid Andris, I think.

337
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Yes.

338
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And we wish her all the best in rehab.

339
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Or in Elking at the Grand Ole Opry.

340
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Or that. Yeah, that was also bad.

341
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Who do you think would be the best person to have to sing whatever the restaurant's

342
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happy birthday song is to?

343
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What do you mean?

344
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Like, say someone came into the restaurant.

345
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It was their birthday.

346
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They were a celebrity.

347
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They demanded that you sing whatever your

348
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restaurant's version, you don't have a version.

349
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So you'd have to call back to one from back in the day.

350
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You'd have to sing that for them.

351
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They demanded it.

352
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Who would it be? Best case scenario.

353
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,920
You said demanded, and I immediately thought James Corden.

354
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:21,840
Yeah, that's fair.

355
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He doesn't have a good track record dealing with servers.

356
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Luckily, I've never been in a restaurant that served omelets.

357
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So I think I'm safe.

358
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I wouldn't want to do a singer.

359
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I don't want them to be able to critique me accurately.

360
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,120
Yeah. What if they're a terrible singer?

361
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,960
What if Jack Black?

362
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He's a singer, but I think that he would be the one I would want to sing Happy

363
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Birthday to. And he seems like someone that would demand it.

364
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Demand that some stranger that's working at a restaurant would sing him Happy Birthday.

365
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You think so? Maybe just for the giggles.

366
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That's fair. What about Simon Cowell?

367
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Absolutely. I would love to fake audition for Simon Cowell.

368
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Do you think you would get X Factor Simon Cowell?

369
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Or do you think you'd get OG American Idol Simon Cowell?

370
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I hope it's OG American Idol Simon Cowell.

371
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,280
I just want to see how deep those V-necks go in person.

372
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Very deep.

373
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So I worked in restaurants.

374
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Did you work in multiple?

375
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Yeah, I wasn't a server all the time.

376
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I did other stuff.

377
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Line cooking and whatnot.

378
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,000
Yeah, I would get jerks that would want their

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birthdays to be celebrated by a total stranger.

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And at first, I couldn't tell them no.

381
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So I would phone it in.

382
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But then as I got there, as I got more seniority and people started leaving,

383
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new people came in and say, hey, I got a birthday over here.

384
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Go take care of it.

385
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Yeah.

386
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Tell them Happy Birthday. Go sing.

387
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Go be my monkey.

388
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,360
And they do it because intimidating.

389
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Can you?

390
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,880
Especially when I don't want to do a birthday.

391
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Yeah. All right.

392
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,360
That's when the nastiness comes out.

393
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I'll keep that in mind.

394
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I see those eye twitches.

395
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So yeah, towards the end, I wasn't having to do much singing.

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If I did, I would be in the back and just clapping, maybe.

397
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But to ask somebody, especially when it's super busy,

398
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to collect other people that are also super busy and shut down everything

399
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:16,480
because you shot out of your mom's vagina X amount of years ago, is pretty selfish.

400
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,640
Wholeheartedly agree.

401
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,240
And you're getting just bottom of the barrel singers.

402
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,640
Like, it's not like the song itself has any kind of tone to it.

403
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,120
No.

404
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:31,640
But it is just awkward as hell when you just have a bunch of stoned 18 year olds

405
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,000
just soullessly singing you happy birthday.

406
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,440
It's not fun for anyone.

407
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,560
Over your free slice of cheesecake.

408
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,640
Like, was it worth it?

409
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,160
Is it really worth it?

410
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,320
And if you felt like it was, go to therapy.

411
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,840
So I support restaurant birthdays only in the context that they make you do

412
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,600
something embarrassing. Okay.

413
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,680
I love the chicken dance.

414
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,520
Yeah.

415
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:56,120
I don't really like the saddle, the Texas Roadhouse thing.

416
00:19:56,120 --> 00:20:02,640
No, it's got a gross connotation to it whenever you're doing it in front of your family.

417
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,120
There's a...

418
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,320
I think you basically get lap dances at Hooters.

419
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,520
My information of that is based off of Reddit.

420
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,520
I've never been to a Hooters, but...

421
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Don't recommend.

422
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,120
Yeah.

423
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,480
Or Twin Peaks. Any restaurant.

424
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,720
I'm pretty sure Brush-Tron is a future episode.

425
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,360
If it's not, it's going to be.

426
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,720
I think it is.

427
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,200
If not, yeah.

428
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,320
Honorable mention of tallywhackers.

429
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,280
Yeah.

430
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RIP.

431
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:35,600
People don't want junk in their face when they're trying to eat their hoagies.

432
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,120
Is that what they served?

433
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,240
I have no clue.

434
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,320
I would assume that all of it was just dick shaped stuff.

435
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520
That's fair.

436
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,400
Anyway, restaurant birthdays.

437
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,200
I support when they make you do something embarrassing.

438
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:55,200
There is a restaurant somewhere in the Northeast that makes you kiss a stuffed moose.

439
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,800
I assume that's changed since COVID times,

440
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:05,440
but I couldn't find too much that was in the way of embarrassing restaurant things.

441
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,440
Like a stuffed moose or a stuffed moose?

442
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,480
Oh, I don't know.

443
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,720
I don't know if it was a stuffed animal or taxidermy.

444
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,840
I feel like I should... I'm going to look that up.

445
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,360
I think that would make a big difference.

446
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,720
Oh, man, but I don't remember the name of the restaurant.

447
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:25,400
Type in moose knuckle kissing.

448
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,560
Horrifying. Absolutely not.

449
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,960
Bugaboo Creek.

450
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That sounds racist.

451
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,600
I think it is.

452
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,080
Yeah.

453
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,600
Sounds like a David Allen co-song.

454
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,680
I don't know who that is.

455
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:41,360
What is a Canadian themed restaurant like?

456
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,360
I don't know, but now I need to know.

457
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,600
Bugaboo Creek Steakhouse.

458
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:50,320
So it's kind of a hybrid between taxidermy and a stuffed moose because it's just a

459
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,960
giant, like, mounted moose head, but it's stuffed.

460
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,000
But not real.

461
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,440
But not real, yeah.

462
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,080
That kid is going to town on that moose's nose.

463
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,480
This says was.

464
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:05,400
I believe this is how COVID began.

465
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Was the communal moose.

466
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,000
It wasn't the pangolins.

467
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,840
It was not the pangolins.

468
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,160
Ranny Marsh was innocent. Hashtag freeload.

469
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,040
Ooh, bankruptcy.

470
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,360
This place doesn't exist anymore.

471
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:25,880
I don't know how long ago that Reddit thread was from.

472
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:26,840
Good.

473
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:27,320
Okay.

474
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,360
I mean, how many times did they really...

475
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:36,080
First off, this is a Canadian themed restaurant in the United States.

476
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,400
What does that even mean?

477
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,480
Obviously, they have a moose.

478
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,560
We have meese here, mooses.

479
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,400
Moose.

480
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,960
Do we have meeses?

481
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:50,440
I've been trying for years now to see a moose in person, and I have seen zero meese.

482
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,840
I think you would be terrified.

483
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,600
I absolutely believe that, but I still want to see a moose.

484
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,600
I mean, Alaska.

485
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,160
Colorado, theoretically, has meese.

486
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:07,400
I saw a giant elk that I thought was a moose.

487
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,360
They're not the same size or the same shape.

488
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:14,920
But I was enjoying Colorado's largest industry.

489
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,960
And then I saw the pictures later because I was so excited that I saw a moose, and I did not.

490
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:26,240
But whoever wrote this Wikipedia article on Bugaboo Creek Steakhouse

491
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:31,160
really wanted to hit home that this restaurant was a failure.

492
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,760
Let's see.

493
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:38,000
Just on the little blurb, or it just gives you the bullet points.

494
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:47,440
Industry, restaurants, genre, casual dining, founded, founders, defunct, June 16th,

495
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:52,880
fate, bankruptcy, headquarters, East Providence, Rhode Island, U.S.,

496
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number of locations, zero.

497
00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:02,400
Like they really wanted to hit home that this place went out of business.

498
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:07,040
From the time of the chain's opening until the bankruptcy, Bugaboo Creek was known

499
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,080
for its novelty animatronics.

500
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,120
I miss a good animatronic restaurant.

501
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:11,840
Me too.

502
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:17,640
I am forever saddened by the fact that I wasn't old enough to enjoy original Chuck E.

503
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,400
Cheese. Oh, it was terrifying.

504
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,520
Back when he was like that Frank Sinatra, like, roast comic.

505
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,720
Yeah.

506
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,720
Man, I would have killed to have seen that.

507
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,280
They were creepy as hell.

508
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,000
They were.

509
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,240
I would love to have animatronics in my house.

510
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,520
I've seen Five Nights at Freddy's.

511
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,840
I know it won't work out well for me, but I think it'd be cool.

512
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,240
I just wish Chuck E. Cheese still had them.

513
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,040
I do too.

514
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,640
Now it's just it's screens.

515
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:41,560
Screens, yeah.

516
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,760
That's stupid.

517
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,760
Can we start our own?

518
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,120
Our own Chuck E. Cheese?

519
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,080
Yeah.

520
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,760
Can we have an adults only section in the back?

521
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,760
I from what I understand of Chuck E.

522
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,520
Cheese, that was the costume closet.

523
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:02,200
I mean, what would our what would what would it be?

524
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,480
You're a mascot.

525
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:08,760
It would have to be something that appeals to people our age because kids don't

526
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:13,160
do animatronics anymore, even the animatronics at Disney World are like

527
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,880
projections onto bodies. Yeah.

528
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,280
Really? You haven't seen that?

529
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:17,880
No.

530
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,080
Yeah.

531
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,480
I mean, they're good.

532
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,560
They look legit, but they're not animatronics.

533
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,320
No, I love I love animatronics.

534
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,600
It's one of those creepy things that I think is just so fun.

535
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,440
It's just a weird.

536
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,920
It's a weird in between.

537
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,360
Like the uncanny valley kind of thing.

538
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,360
Yeah.

539
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,200
Yeah.

540
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,440
But I don't know.

541
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:46,760
No matter how realistic it looks, just standing still like wax figures, there are

542
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:52,520
wax figures that look very accurate and look very real, but they can't get the

543
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,280
movement right. They can't get the the fluid of the movement right.

544
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,680
These new animatronics at Disney World get damn close, but you can still tell that

545
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,560
there's just something a little off.

546
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,040
Yeah. Would you want to be in a room with just

547
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,840
animatronics all staring at you?

548
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,040
The Hall of Presidents.

549
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,800
Could you sleep there overnight?

550
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,840
Yeah. With Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Trump staring at you.

551
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,520
You mean Hillary with a wig?

552
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,640
Is that what it is?

553
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:22,040
It's not confirmed, but if you look at the animatronic for Donald Trump,

554
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,800
it looks like they made Hillary and they're like, oh, she didn't.

555
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,320
And so they had to just like just like South Park, speed through it and turn it

556
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,600
into Donald Trump. Disney appears to fix Donald Trump

557
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,440
animatronic in Hall of Presidents.

558
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,480
The face is for Sherrod Clinton.

559
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,960
Are you looking at the animatronic?

560
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:45,000
Yes. I mean, these are just still pictures, but this isn't these aren't correct at all.

561
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,560
Biden's upright.

562
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:52,720
The animatronic for Donald Trump looks like Jeffrey Tambor.

563
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:57,040
Yeah. This picture I'm looking at is a lot more accurate.

564
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,040
The picture of Biden is not accurate at all.

565
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,280
He has little butthole eyes.

566
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,040
Oh, they should have put they should have put his aviators on.

567
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:11,440
And he just looks like Walter, the Jeff Dunham puppet.

568
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,880
Yeah.

569
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:13,800
No. Yeah.

570
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,920
All these. Yeah.

571
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,880
These presidents behind him, who's behind him?

572
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:19,880
You're talking about Biden?

573
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,800
Yeah. No. Trump.

574
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,760
That guy and that guy like all these other presidents are stoic.

575
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:32,000
And except for, I mean, whatever pose they got Biden in is ridiculous.

576
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:37,840
But they yeah, there was definitely some some left leaning.

577
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,760
Okay. Well, he does the talking with us.

578
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,280
I mean, see, maybe I need to see these moving.

579
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,440
Maybe it's just the still pictures that look weird.

580
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,200
Yeah. But I mean, the updated version does look more like him.

581
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,440
It's not as jowly as the first one.

582
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,360
The first one looks very

583
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560
like a caricature.

584
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,640
I think that's the part of Disney that I would least want to see.

585
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,840
But they also gave him like a super grimace.

586
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:05,640
This is part of that.

587
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,960
I would definitely wait.

588
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,200
I would wait in line to see.

589
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,520
I don't want to go to Disney.

590
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,600
So that might just be a separate thing.

591
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,160
I don't either.

592
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,080
I think if we go to Disney World

593
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,120
or if we go to Florida, which I'm going in December, if you want to meet us there.

594
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:24,520
Maybe go to Universal, but I don't think we'd go to Disney World.

595
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:30,680
We would go to Disney World with the kids, but without them, no, it's

596
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,160
too much silliness.

597
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,400
You don't want to be a Disney adult?

598
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,640
Hell no.

599
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,760
But you could dress as your favorite character.

600
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,760
I'm my favorite character.

601
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,600
In my own story.

602
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,120
Yeah, exude that main character energy.

603
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,120
Yeah, there's a...

604
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,080
Do you know who Jamie French is?

605
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,000
No.

606
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,880
She is a YouTuber and she just came out

607
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,520
with a line of merch and.

608
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,920
She has a sweater that I think I'm going to.

609
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,200
To get for a person in my life that.

610
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:25,200
Says, what is it?

611
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:48,120
Supporting character energy.

612
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,040
OK.

613
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:01,160
Where are you going to get supporting character energy sweatshirts for?

614
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,800
She said she wanted it, so.

615
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,080
I'm a 50 bucks.

616
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,840
I'm a fan of Born to be Mild.

617
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,320
Are you on her website?

618
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,720
She's got some funny stuff.

619
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,560
You should check her out.

620
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,320
Check her out.

621
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:26,320
And she's.

622
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,520
Starting in to.

623
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,280
Starting to make her way into.

624
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,560
Stand up comedy.

625
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,360
Oh, nice.

626
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:50,720
I'll definitely have to check her out.

627
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,040
So back to restaurant birthdays.

628
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,880
Yes.

629
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,040
Man, it's taking some wild turns.

630
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,800
Birth week people.

631
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,080
They're always birth week people.

632
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:08,440
Yeah, that's I cannot stand birthday week.

633
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:13,200
I can't stand having to celebrate seven anniversaries in a year.

634
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,760
Yeah, birthday week.

635
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,880
No, you get one day.

636
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,280
I mean, devil's advocate.

637
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:25,400
I understand celebrating your birthday with your different friend groups or your family and your friends or whatever.

638
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:32,600
But I don't understand what anyone does with a week celebrating them.

639
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,680
I don't even like the day.

640
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,400
Yeah.

641
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,280
I hate my birthday.

642
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,480
Yeah, I get exhausted for Father's Day this year.

643
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,840
We did an arcade that has go-karts and stuff.

644
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:49,080
And then we went to a Brazilian steakhouse and I was beat after that.

645
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,120
Like, I couldn't imagine doing more stuff than that.

646
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,480
And that wasn't even before my birthday.

647
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,800
For my birthday is a little more low key, but still, it's just.

648
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,560
I mean, for so for Nate's birthday, which he just celebrated, we did a weekend.

649
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,880
So it was like Friday through Sunday worth of events.

650
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,720
Which was fine.

651
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,320
I mean, I don't think it was I guess we maybe did Friday and Saturday.

652
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,720
No, it was all three days.

653
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:16,240
But like it wasn't I feel like that much.

654
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:22,640
But if the tables were turned and we were celebrating me for three days, it would drive me crazy.

655
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,360
Yeah.

656
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,880
I don't even like birthday dinners, though.

657
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,400
So I'm probably the weird one in that situation.

658
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,760
The past few years.

659
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,400
I mean, what? This year we went to an Italian restaurant for your birthday.

660
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,080
Yeah.

661
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,560
Probably the past two, three years before then.

662
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,760
It was just hibachi.

663
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,040
So at least then it's dinner and a show.

664
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,200
But you don't really have to sit there and talk to each other.

665
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,000
Yeah.

666
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,160
Because you're trying to eavesdrop.

667
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,480
Why we go to hibachi.

668
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:52,280
Because you're trying to eavesdrop on the awkward date that's going on.

669
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,040
And the next seat over.

670
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,760
The biggest disappointment in going to hibachi for your birthday is that everyone

671
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,480
at hibachi is at hibachi for their birthday.

672
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,200
So every table.

673
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,160
Mm hmm.

674
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,360
Yeah.

675
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,160
There's always something.

676
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,360
Are you celebrating anything?

677
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,000
You better not be.

678
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,280
You better not be.

679
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,000
Yeah.

680
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,000
Move me or move them.

681
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,320
Someone's got to go.

682
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,000
I'm here for the show.

683
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,800
And if I don't get the shrimp thrown at me, I'm be pissed.

684
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,320
If little num nuts over here gets the shrimp because, oh, it's my birthday.

685
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,280
I want to see a birth certificate.

686
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:29,960
Wow.

687
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:30,480
Yeah.

688
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,360
You want to see the birth certificate.

689
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,000
I'm going to be a birther.

690
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:34,720
Yeah.

691
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,600
Gross.

692
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:40,400
Show me the proof that you deserve that shrimp tossed in your face.

693
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,000
Proof is in the pudding pops.

694
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,320
Last time we went, though, we got egg thrown at us.

695
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,280
Yeah.

696
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,520
Boy, did I have egg on my face.

697
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,760
No, I caught it first try.

698
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,360
No big deal.

699
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,240
I was there next to a graduation.

700
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,480
Graduating high school.

701
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,840
She took about seven tries and this guy's just flinging egg at her over and over

702
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,120
again. At some point, it's just mean.

703
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:08,840
Right.

704
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,600
Yeah.

705
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,040
I felt like that after the second one.

706
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,520
Like, hey, she got two tries.

707
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:17,440
Like, maybe she's not going to make it happen.

708
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,240
She still didn't have it after the seventh try.

709
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,640
And I think the eggs were getting overdone.

710
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,600
That's why he stopped.

711
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,960
If I miss it on the first one, you just you don't have to give me a second chance.

712
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:31,640
Yeah.

713
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,080
Or the except it move on.

714
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,480
Or the chefs that you're like, hey, you want it?

715
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,440
You want it?

716
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,000
And then you're like, no, no.

717
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,200
Come on.

718
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,320
No, I don't know.

719
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,680
No, don't make me come across this grill

720
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,080
and beat your ass because I don't want it.

721
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,200
I don't want to look like an idiot.

722
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,720
Whenever you throw something, it completely misses and hits me in the eye.

723
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:01,440
And then all of a sudden I have soy sauce in my eyeball and I'm suing.

724
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,600
So you don't want that either.

725
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,520
You don't want the smoke.

726
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,880
So move on.

727
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,200
Wow. All right.

728
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,200
I'm trying to offer you free food.

729
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,600
It's not free food.

730
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:18,280
It's food I'm going to get anyways on a plate reasonably served to me, not thrown at me.

731
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,040
It's not reasonably served to you if you

732
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,480
signed up for something that includes an onion volcano.

733
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,760
That's a kind of pageantry.

734
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960
You sign up for the whole thing.

735
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,720
I unfortunately always signed up for people singing to me.

736
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,920
Yeah.

737
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:33,800
I don't know, man.

738
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,520
I don't know. All I'm saying, all I'm saying, just saying,

739
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,360
is that when I go to dinner,

740
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,480
I am not.

741
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,400
Trying to be a trained seal.

742
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,160
I'm not trying to catch the fish in my mouth.

743
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,160
Yeah.

744
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,760
Broaden your horizons, man.

745
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,760
I mean, that's just not me.

746
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,120
Just not me.

747
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,040
Damn shame.

748
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,280
Last time we went, did they throw food at your face?

749
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,240
I think I got a shrimp tossed at me.

750
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,520
I might be wrong, but I think I got a shrimp tossed at me.

751
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,920
It would be so funny.

752
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,760
It would definitely be a lawsuit.

753
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,040
But if they like forced you to try to catch the shrimp,

754
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:16,080
but you're like definitely allergic to shellfish and so it just hits you in the

755
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,840
face and then you just crumple to the ground.

756
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,200
The last time I was there,

757
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:27,920
we got a lady at our table who was allergic to shellfish

758
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,480
and they still cooked like they cooked everything separately,

759
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,120
but they cooked lobster in with her food.

760
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,280
Like she got lobster.

761
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,080
I was like, I don't do I not understand how shellfish work?

762
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:38,880
Because I don't.

763
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,800
Isn't it fish with a shell?

764
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,800
That's how I understand it.

765
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,200
Is a lobster not a fish with a shell?

766
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,960
I would think a crustacean would be.

767
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:47,720
Yeah.

768
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:52,040
She said she had a shellfish allergy and got a lobster tail.

769
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,960
Did she share it?

770
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,240
No, she's being real shellfish.

771
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:01,440
But I spent half of the meal trying to figure out if she was really

772
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,520
allergic to shellfish.

773
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:03,240
Yeah.

774
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:09,360
Last time we went, this woman was I don't remember what she was allergic to.

775
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,440
It's like two things.

776
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,000
And she looks over to me and she's like, well, that's what happens when you get

777
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,440
older. And I was like, oh, OK.

778
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,040
Thanks.

779
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,520
I mean, I feel like I'm pretty old, not as old as you.

780
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,480
But thanks.

781
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,920
And they just they completely cooked her

782
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,560
food in the kitchen and none of her stuff was cooked with us.

783
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,040
And then they just brought it out.

784
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,640
They brought it out first.

785
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:37,440
Like they brought her food out and then ours was done like 15 minutes later.

786
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,680
That's awkward.

787
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,520
I don't remember.

788
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:46,040
It was I think her food had to be cooked

789
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,720
in low sodium soy sauce.

790
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,800
OK, I think that was that was one of the things.

791
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,920
But then there was another thing, too, that she also asked them to do.

792
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,640
And so they were just like, yeah, I'll just cook this back here and we'll bring it to you.

793
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,000
So your Hibachi just turned into Panda Express.

794
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,440
That's the

795
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,360
P.F. Chang's, I guess, would be more comparable.

796
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,000
I don't like P.F. Chang's.

797
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,360
And I haven't been to a Panda Express in forever.

798
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,400
I haven't either.

799
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,200
And I'm pretty proud of that.

800
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,800
I like Panda Express.

801
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,840
Panda Express or or Subway.

802
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,320
I can't tell you the last time I was at a Subway.

803
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,520
I'm a Jimmy Johns person.

804
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,960
I used to go there all the time. Jersey Mike's.

805
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,240
So yin and yang.

806
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,160
I don't like Subway because their bread is cake.

807
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,520
So legally in I think it's Ireland,

808
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:37,360
Subway's bread contains enough sugar to be considered cake.

809
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,080
Oh, and that idea has stuck with me.

810
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:45,400
And now I don't eat Subway because there's a lot of reasons I don't eat Subway.

811
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,920
But one of the reasons that I don't eat Subway is because their bread has so much

812
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,000
sugar it is considered legally in some places cake.

813
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:58,840
I wish that I could tell you that it was this grandstanding thing because of the

814
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,120
other controversies that Subway's had.

815
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,680
Yeah, I mean, I'm not looking for us to get sued, but they also employed Jared Fogle.

816
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:11,240
So I feel like I can probably get away with saying a lot.

817
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,560
Their chicken is disgusting.

818
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,040
I've seen some stuff on other chicken.

819
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,280
That's what I used to get.

820
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,440
I used to get like the.

821
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,520
The teriyaki chicken.

822
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,560
Yeah, yeah.

823
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:30,560
Yeah. And it was just once I saw it, I was like, that's not for me, dog.

824
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,720
Yeah, the.

825
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:40,600
They also got sued because there was speculation that their tuna was actually dolphin.

826
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,560
They won.

827
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:50,520
So their tuna is tuna, but they also built a website that said, don't worry, our tuna is tuna.

828
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:55,640
And that feels like one of those things that if you have to defend yourself, you kind of lost.

829
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,000
That keeps coming back.

830
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:57,800
Yeah.

831
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,280
And it seems like the opposite should be true.

832
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:07,320
Like if you defend yourself, it means you believe in it enough and your stance enough

833
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:13,640
that maybe it's not true, but I would say eight times out of ten,

834
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:19,880
if you feel the need to defend yourself about something, you're probably guilty of at least a portion of it.

835
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:25,120
But yeah, the subway website subway tuna is real underlined tuna.

836
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,200
Yeah, that's not that's not the best look.

837
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,320
That's not a vote of confidence for you.

838
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,200
No.

839
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:37,560
You know, the only thing that would make subway worse.

840
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:42,200
As if they also sing happy birthday to you.

841
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,320
Happy birthday to you.

842
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,200
Do you want this toasted?

843
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,720
Did you say extra mayo?

844
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,000
Do you want salt and pepper?

845
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,440
Yeah, that would make the whole subway experience so much worse.

846
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,800
I don't think you can make the subway experience worse.

847
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,720
Subway is the most confusing restaurant chain.

848
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:10,840
Do you know it's like the I think it's the largest restaurant chain in the States.

849
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:17,240
I believe that because you don't actually have to have any kind of restaurant hookups to run a subway.

850
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,160
No, you just need a refrigerator.

851
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,960
If you have outlets, you're fine.

852
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,240
You can open a subway.

853
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,000
I don't like that kind of flexibility.

854
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,440
You don't have to have like oven.

855
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,520
Well, I guess you have to have ovens, but you can use like the countertop ones.

856
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:46,000
Can you imagine going to a subway and you're like you're starving and they make they put the meat and cheese on your sandwich.

857
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:46,760
Do you want toasted?

858
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,960
And then they just pop it in a Cuisinart.

859
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,680
Easy baked nonsense.

860
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:58,880
And then did you want cheese? And then they just take some Kraft Singles and slap it on there.

861
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,840
Which, I mean, they're not far from that now.

862
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,640
Well, don't they have like deli slicers now?

863
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,680
So they're trying to get all bougie.

864
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,800
Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to say, hey, look at that.

865
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,080
It's not fooling anyone.

866
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,120
That was Robert.

867
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,800
He was saying hi.

868
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,240
Robert. Yeah.

869
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,520
He used to live here.

870
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,840
I don't know if he died in the house, but he's definitely dead now.

871
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,280
Ah, OK.

872
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,480
I thought you were talking about our earlier conversation, Robert Sylvester Kelly.

873
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,360
Oh, no, no.

874
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,280
I mean, maybe.

875
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,000
Maybe. I don't know how far his powers go.

876
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,160
Maybe there was something about that cult.

877
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,720
Yeah.

878
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,920
Something drew all those women.

879
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,000
I'm going to join Jared Leto's cult.

880
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,320
I think that's a logical next step for me.

881
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,960
I can't stand Jared Leto.

882
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,880
I used to get told I looked like him, which hurt my feelings real bad.

883
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,320
I don't think it's an unfair comparison, but it's

884
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,440
not cool.

885
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,320
There's a joke in there somewhere.

886
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,600
It'll come to you.

887
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:11,520
I had a joke for you from yesterday.

888
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:17,080
That's the best I could come up with.

889
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,400
From yesterday.

890
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,360
Yeah. Is that a 30 seconds to Mars song?

891
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,160
It is. Oh, you didn't know that?

892
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,640
No. Oh, OK.

893
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,120
I thought that was the lead into an actual joke.

894
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,840
No, it was a song called From Yesterday.

895
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,920
Well, I don't like 30 seconds to Mars.

896
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,840
It's probably a bad time to mention that.

897
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,920
I saw, good Lord, another TikTok reference.

898
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:51,880
I saw someone who was like probably second row at a 30 seconds to Mars show.

899
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,960
And it's the chorus of one of their songs.

900
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,440
Jared Leto sings about two words of it.

901
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,280
And then the rest of it is just, you sing it.

902
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,120
I hate that. Really? So much.

903
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,440
Yes. It can be abused very easily.

904
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,800
But I like it one time in a concert.

905
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,280
You have to pick it.

906
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,400
Like, as an artist, I feel like you have to pick it very specifically.

907
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,680
I love whenever artists that are a little past their prime

908
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,000
use that as an excuse to not sing the high notes.

909
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,200
Oh, yeah.

910
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:27,520
I always want them just a little bit to fail whenever they do that.

911
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,320
Oh, my God.

912
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,680
Just a little bit.

913
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,960
There's a little intrusive part of my brain that's like,

914
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,720
what if nobody knows the words to this song?

915
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,480
That would be hilarious.

916
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,640
Who do you think would take that the worst?

917
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:40,840
Hmm.

918
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,040
Mariah Carey.

919
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,840
Oh, yeah.

920
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,400
I was thinking Garth Brooks.

921
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,680
Yeah.

922
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,520
Well, yeah, we can't stream his music anymore.

923
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,400
Yeah, you can. Amazon Prime, bruh.

924
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,080
God, no.

925
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,440
I'm not getting Amazon Music.

926
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,760
Or Amazon Music. Yeah.

927
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,800
That was the only reason I had Amazon Music for a while.

928
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:01,880
Yeah.

929
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,480
Not remotely worth it.

930
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,840
No.

931
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,440
But

932
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:12,320
the local country stations play more Garth Brooks, I think, in their rotation

933
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,120
because that's the only other place you can listen to it.

934
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,000
Have you ever seen Garth?

935
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,600
Like been to one of his shows?

936
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,080
No.

937
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,240
Would you be interested?

938
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,240
I would. Yeah, I would like to see him live.

939
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,920
Do you think he's a fake humble douche?

940
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,360
I don't think he's fake humble.

941
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,960
I think he's just a douche.

942
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,320
Yeah. Which is fine.

943
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,960
I mean, oh, enough to it, man.

944
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,880
He introduces himself as Mr.

945
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,640
Yearwood. Huh.

946
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:40,920
Uh huh.

947
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,200
Interesting.

948
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,480
He's an interesting dude.

949
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:49,320
That's why I say he's fake humble, because we have a little inside track

950
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,600
and we know some folks who have known some folks.

951
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,960
Yeah, that is true.

952
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,680
Our moms had a run in with his mom.

953
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,560
RIP, I'm sure.

954
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,840
Our dads had a run in with him when he was incognito.

955
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,360
Incognito is Chris Gaines or?

956
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,160
I don't need to ask dad.

957
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,880
I don't know.

958
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,160
Do you think the people that are close to Garth Brooks are allowed to call him Troil?

959
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,360
I don't think so.

960
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,880
It's a horrible first name.

961
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,680
I want to know where it came from, but.

962
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,840
I think you would be in much deeper water if you called him Chris.

963
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,080
Hey, man, we all had an emo phase at some point.

964
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,080
It's formative.

965
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,680
It's unfortunate that his came with a whole album, but.

966
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,280
And a movie that was scrapped.

967
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:33,480
Didn't know that.

968
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,080
That's what all of it was based around.

969
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,920
It was going to be a mockumentary.

970
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,440
Really?

971
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,080
About Chris Gaines, this fictional guy, and then Garth Brooks was going to make

972
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,320
an album for the soundtrack.

973
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,440
An album came out.

974
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:53,640
Everyone hated it and thought that Garth had lost his mind.

975
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,720
And then the movie got canceled.

976
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,240
He's got a bunch of shows coming up in Dublin.

977
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,200
He's big in Ireland.

978
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,080
Really?

979
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,720
One of his live albums is from Dublin.

980
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:11,640
The live album that is now available on Spotify is from Berlin, I think.

981
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,200
Yeah.

982
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,320
And it is.

983
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:15,480
Not great.

984
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,360
Is there a reason?

985
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,400
They so it's not a recent concert, but they just put it on Spotify.

986
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:26,560
It was one of those ones that they decided the other streaming services could have.

987
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:31,360
But it's got like a bunch of errors in it.

988
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,760
From what I understand, I listen to a couple of the tracks from it.

989
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,560
And he left that slide.

990
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,320
It's not great.

991
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,560
It doesn't seem like him.

992
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,600
I mean, he doesn't care.

993
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,640
All of his money is wrapped up in.

994
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,240
You?

995
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:53,160
Double Life was one thing I will give Garth.

996
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,400
Troil. Go ahead.

997
00:47:54,600 --> 00:48:02,640
Is that he does give you something live that you don't get on other like the studio

998
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,240
albums like he'll give you.

999
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,400
Whole other versus the songs like the Thunder Rolls.

1000
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,040
Did you know there's a third verse on that song?

1001
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:15,840
I did. I heard that one about her popping him.

1002
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,120
There's a couple of the ones, too.

1003
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,040
I don't remember which ones they are, though.

1004
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:24,520
Yeah, like if I had access to the actual Garth Brooks discography,

1005
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:26,320
I would listen to so much of his music.

1006
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:27,920
Yeah, me too.

1007
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:28,960
And I do.

1008
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:34,720
Usually when I'm driving a long distance, I'll usually put on the Double Life album.

1009
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,160
Yeah.

1010
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,160
I wish I had the CDs.

1011
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,040
Not that would do me a whole lot of good because my car doesn't have a CD player.

1012
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,400
But.

1013
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,000
And what do you want the CDs for?

1014
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,360
Just to be able to listen to it on a physical medium.

1015
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,240
I like physical mediums.

1016
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,120
I don't like that everything digital.

1017
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,400
Do you think CDs are going to come back around like records?

1018
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,360
I hope they do.

1019
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:01,720
Yeah.

1020
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,520
I don't think they will because it doesn't have the same

1021
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:12,160
kind of playability, but we're circling back technology wise and a lot of things

1022
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,040
like the flip phones making a comeback.

1023
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,200
I support it.

1024
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,040
I would like to get a new flip phone.

1025
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:19,720
If I could just ditch my

1026
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,840
my phone that I spend way too much time on now

1027
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,240
for something that does all the things I need.

1028
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,720
I would.

1029
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,960
I don't think my SIM card works on one of those older flip phones.

1030
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,240
This new Razer looks silly.

1031
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,240
Yeah. Why is that?

1032
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:37,800
I don't know.

1033
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,640
I just I don't call it something else.

1034
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,520
It's not a Razer.

1035
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,960
The one with the screen on the outside.

1036
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:43,680
Yeah.

1037
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,640
I have a lot of nostalgia for Razers.

1038
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,360
It was a big part of my childhood.

1039
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,800
I want a sidekick.

1040
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,040
Yeah.

1041
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:50,640
Yeah.

1042
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,160
It's like one and a half screens.

1043
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,120
This is dumb.

1044
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,120
Mm hmm.

1045
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,840
I don't want that.

1046
00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:01,720
I want an honest to God flip phone where you have to press like the same button four times to get the right letter.

1047
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,240
Yeah.

1048
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,160
Well, good luck finding that nowadays.

1049
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,840
I'm telling you, they're making a comeback.

1050
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:06,760
It's going to happen.

1051
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,600
What if I got one of those old people phones like the Jitterbug?

1052
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,320
Jitterbug.

1053
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,640
You should.

1054
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,160
I've thought about getting one of those for the longest time.

1055
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,720
I think my life would get so much easier.

1056
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,920
Except for navigation.

1057
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,640
Yeah, you got that from mom.

1058
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,640
Oh, I'm aware.

1059
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:31,680
But maybe if I get lost enough times, I will figure out how to navigate.

1060
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:36,240
And you'd be like a modern day Meriwether Lewis.

1061
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,400
Mm hmm.

1062
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,640
Or Clark Clarkson.

1063
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,880
Like Lenny Leonardson.

1064
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:43,840
Mm hmm.

1065
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,120
That's what it was.

1066
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,800
Nokia just released a new flip phone.

1067
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,280
It's the Nokia 2780.

1068
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,320
William Clark.

1069
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,960
No, I like Clark Clarkson.

1070
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,240
I think that might be for My Name is Earl.

1071
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,000
Still looks a little dumb.

1072
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,200
It does, yeah.

1073
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,000
Track phone.

1074
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:00,960
Flip phone.

1075
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,760
Would I still look like a drug dealer if I bought one of these?

1076
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,320
Oh, without a doubt.

1077
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,120
Or a time traveler from not that long ago.

1078
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,920
You already know the reputation you have.

1079
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,000
Hey, man.

1080
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,440
Steer into the skit sometimes.

1081
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,360
At least that means I'm an entrepreneur.

1082
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,960
I'm a businesswoman, damn it.

1083
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,040
Unless there's anything else you want to talk about.

1084
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,080
Yeah, I didn't have...

1085
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,840
There wasn't too much I could really dig up on restaurant birthdays.

1086
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:35,240
Because I'm thinking there's a big portion of this that's going to have to get the axe.

1087
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,920
It would be heavily edited.

1088
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,720
I'd imagine, yeah.

1089
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,720
Lots of holes.

1090
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,640
Not the good kind.

1091
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:49,280
Oh, the Nokia 2780 is on sale right now.

1092
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,160
It is $3 off.

1093
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,760
Whoa.

1094
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,040
Sounds like a good deal to me.

1095
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,680
Which one?

1096
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:57,480
2780?

1097
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,200
There's the 2780 8 gig.

1098
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,880
$38 at Walmart.

1099
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,720
Oh, all right.

1100
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,480
Now we're cooking with gas.

1101
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:13,080
I don't know if you have to have consumer cellular.

1102
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,160
But unlocked $86.99.

1103
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,440
That would be a trip.

1104
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,160
Go back to a flip phone.

1105
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,480
I think about doing like a digital detox.

1106
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,160
Yeah.

1107
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,080
Pretty frequently.

1108
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:29,160
Because I spend, like I said, too much of my time online.

1109
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:34,240
Should we go record an episode out in nature?

1110
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,560
Yes.

1111
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,960
Just have locusts as our background music.

1112
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,520
I wonder how difficult that would be.

1113
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:47,800
Because I mean, if you get a quiet enough spot and you have electricity.

1114
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,760
You want to record in a cabin in the woods?

1115
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,160
I mean, I'd be about it.

1116
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,720
Is it tax deductible?

1117
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:55,880
It might be.

1118
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,080
I didn't know the Nokia stopped making phones in 2014.

1119
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,880
What have they been doing for 10 years?

1120
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,960
What else do they make?

1121
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,960
I have no idea.

1122
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,480
Okay.

1123
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:14,920
So the 2780 has YouTube and Google Maps.

1124
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,080
I've been trying to watch YouTube.

1125
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:25,760
Looks like they make TVs, phones, streaming devices, set top devices,

1126
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,800
which I'm assuming is like cable boxes, laptop.

1127
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,720
Laptop.

1128
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,680
Do you think that's the world's most indestructible laptop?

1129
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,040
I hope so.

1130
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,480
Headphones and speakers, accessories and car accessories.

1131
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,200
How long do you think you could last with a flip phone?

1132
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,880
You get no TikTok.

1133
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,840
I guess technically you get YouTube.

1134
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,040
I know I'd probably be a lot more productive.

1135
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:47,920
Yeah.

1136
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,960
You get a T9 keyboard, so your texts would have to be short and sweet.

1137
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,760
I think I could probably go.

1138
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,800
I'm talking about 24 hours.

1139
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,320
24 hours. That's it?

1140
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,880
No, I mean, like,

1141
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,680
yes, like the whole day.

1142
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:02,720
That is the only phone.

1143
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,440
Only phone.

1144
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:08,400
You can what about, but you can have other things like a PlayStation.

1145
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,400
Yes.

1146
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,840
So the only thing that changes is the phone.

1147
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,480
I think I could do a week.

1148
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,040
And then I think after that, I could probably

1149
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,040
I could probably do a long term.

1150
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,360
Yeah. Once I got used to it.

1151
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,720
I think there's a challenge in there somewhere.

1152
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:25,760
I could take that on.

1153
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,680
I mean, how much is an unlocked one?

1154
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:28,920
90 bucks.

1155
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,600
Yeah.

1156
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:38,080
Honestly, I feel like it would be so satisfying to text with the physical keyboard again and a whole

1157
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,040
and I want physical buttons.

1158
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,200
I miss buttons.

1159
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,520
I don't like those buttons.

1160
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,440
What model is it?

1161
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,840
It's the 2780.

1162
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,720
Because I don't even type on my keyboard.

1163
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,320
I just do a little swipey thing.

1164
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,600
How many megapixels do you think this camera is rocking?

1165
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,360
A half.

1166
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,040
Half a megapixel.

1167
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:05,040
This is the kind of photography you can expect with the 2780,

1168
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:08,880
which just looks like the the Dateline pictures.

1169
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:13,040
You get five megapixels.

1170
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,960
It's comparable to the iPhone 4.

1171
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:24,560
2.8 internal LCD plus a 1.77 inch external screen.

1172
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:33,320
512 megabytes of RAM, four gigs of memory plus support for up to 32 gigs.

1173
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,320
Oh, OK.

1174
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:35,840
On a micro SD.

1175
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,640
I love a good expandable memory slot.

1176
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:44,880
What is the get up to 18 days of standby time from a single charge?

1177
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,320
Oh my God.

1178
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,000
Comes with video recording and playback.

1179
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:55,880
For one, you want to capture those longer memories in five megapixel glory.

1180
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,920
It's included or it's equipped with Google and a browser app,

1181
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,520
which is just called Internet.

1182
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,760
I love that so much.

1183
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,040
In the promotional photos, the only person that's on here is an old lady.

1184
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,160
Yeah, because it's basically the jitterbug.

1185
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,160
It's 4G.

1186
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,240
OK, 5G causes cancer or something.

1187
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,120
So I support it.

1188
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,080
18 days of standby time.

1189
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,600
That's crazy.

1190
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:25,640
So theoretically, we could just keep up the challenge until the battery died in two weeks.

1191
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,480
TikTok works.

1192
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,360
Oh, that's dangerous.

1193
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,840
Is there a way to block it?

1194
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,080
Yeah, but you're watching it on a screen about yay big.

1195
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:35,600
I think you'd be fine.

1196
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,760
Famous Nokia durability.

1197
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,360
That's a Nokia phone.

1198
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,640
So you know it's going to be strong and durable, designed to outlast the bumps

1199
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,080
and knocks of everyday use.

1200
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,680
Up to seven hours of talk time.

1201
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:52,840
I mean, it would require you to make a lot more phone calls.

1202
00:56:53,040 --> 00:57:00,320
Because if you have more than one sentence worth of text, you just have to make a phone call.

1203
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,040
I mean, I was pretty fast.

1204
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:02,760
I could.

1205
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,480
How fast do you think you are now, though?

1206
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:05,960
I don't know.

1207
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,840
I don't have any way to test that.

1208
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:13,560
I have a little Blackberry around here.

1209
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,120
My thumbs are too fat for that one, though.

1210
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:17,640
I don't understand how any.

1211
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:18,840
I don't know if anyone type on the Blackberry.

1212
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,680
Should we should we give this a shot?

1213
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,000
Absolutely.

1214
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,840
Definitely down for it.

1215
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:24,920
We'll do this.

1216
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,800
We'll get these with our first

1217
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,400
sponsorship check or whatever we end up getting.

1218
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,240
Our first form of cash flow.

1219
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,600
The blue one's not big.

1220
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,880
This phone doesn't have turn by turn navigation.

1221
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,960
Instead, I had to press the upper right button to see the next direction.

1222
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,040
It doesn't have voice navigation.

1223
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,040
So I avoided driving anywhere I wasn't familiar with.

1224
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,800
You're buying a Nokia in 2024.

1225
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
What do you expect?

1226
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:49,800
All right.

1227
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,240
Well, this episode has been mostly just ideas for other episodes.

1228
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,200
All right.

1229
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:56,120
Is there anything?

1230
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,360
Is there any has your mind changed on restaurant birthdays?

1231
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,560
No.

1232
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,000
They suck.

1233
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:02,960
They suck now.

1234
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,120
And they sucked then they suck now.

1235
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,480
I completely agree.

1236
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,240
Peace out, Girl Scouts.

1237
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,920
Have the day you deserve.

1238
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:16,920
See you.