1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Yo. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:10,000 I like to welcome everybody back to a brand new episode of The Cognitive's The Large 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Cognitive's. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 I am your host, Quentin Gold. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 A French family, they call me QG2 short. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:23,000 And if you feel like that's what we be coming to, you can call me QG2. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:27,000 So, today's episode is a little bit different than normal. 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Just to give a little insight on my recording process, I typically record on like a Sunday 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 and I post my podcast on Wednesdays. 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:43,000 But today is actually Christmas and it happened to fall on a Wednesday. 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:48,000 So, it's kind of live, kind of sort of. 12 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I mean, cause you're still here, well shit, you're here today. 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 But, you know, what's it been Christmas? 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:04,000 The past week has been, you know, just the hustle and bustle, just running around, trying 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:09,000 to make sure I get everybody gifts and, you know, still taking care of like personal shit 16 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 in between all of that. 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Like going to the mall is, I mean, I guess it always been that way. 18 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Cause like, you know, shopping and all that type of shit, but maybe I was just not paying 19 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 attention to it. 20 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:34,000 But I've never seen the malls as packed as I saw over this past weekend. 21 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Yo, on some shit, look, so I go to Towson Mall, Towson Town Center, what everyone calls 22 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 myself. 23 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 So, those was not from like Baltimore. 24 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Like Towson is like a northeast Baltimore County. 25 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Like, so it's kind of like, suburb is kind of sort of, but it's such a close proximity 26 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 to the city. 27 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Like most people don't even view Towson like the county. 28 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 I mean, maybe some of you, but I don't know. 29 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 It's like right there on the east side pretty much. 30 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 But long story short, I go to Towson. 31 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 This was Saturday. 32 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 No. 33 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,000 I go Sunday. 34 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 It's fucking jammed. 35 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Hey, when I tell you no pocket spots, none. 36 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,000 I kid you not, it took me 30 minutes to find a pocket spot. 37 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:38,000 And I just, as I'm like turning the corner, I call just having to be pulling off. 38 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Like enough to zip up, you know what I mean? 39 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Parallel park, getting the spot, good money. 40 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Then I actually hit the mall. 41 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 And Sanita. 42 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 I'm talking that shit like Times Square in the 80s and something like, it's shoulder 43 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 to shoulder people bumping each other. 44 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Like, I was like, damn man, like for it to be like inflation and all this other shit, 45 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:07,000 you know, people complain about as far as like finances, like on media and all that 46 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 shit. 47 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I couldn't tell about that mall. 48 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,000 It seemed like everybody who was ever alive in this city was in that fucking mall and 49 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 they all had money to spend. 50 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I'm talking lines out the door. 51 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:27,000 But I was strategic enough to, for the most part, get everybody's gifts that I'm giving 52 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,000 gifts like a few weeks ago. 53 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,000 So this is more or less like less little mini stuff of I wanted to give you something extra 54 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 one of the finest stuff for myself. 55 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:47,000 And I'm talking sneaky store, lines out the door, jewelry stores, lines out the door, 56 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 clothing stores, lines out the door. 57 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Like it was crazy. 58 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 So I stayed in the mall for probably about an hour. 59 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 I got a couple things and shit. 60 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,000 And then I make my way back to the car. 61 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,000 So as I'm coming out, I'm approaching the car. 62 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 The lady that's like double parking. 63 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:11,000 And she got like, when she see me hit the alarm on my car, I looked at her. 64 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 She looked at me. 65 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,000 We both acknowledged like the head nod like, all right, this is where I'm going to pull 66 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 out. 67 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 You can have my spot basically. 68 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 So walk over, I get in the car. 69 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:31,000 So as I'm starting to come up, this car with this like, I couldn't tell what it's ethnicity 70 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 was. 71 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:37,000 And he tried to swerve in between where I was parked and where she was waiting to make 72 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 the turn into my parking spot. 73 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 And he just stayed there. 74 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 So because he was going to try to take the spot. 75 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 So the lady, she gets out the car. 76 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:52,000 She goes over to his car and goes, Hey, man, I'm about to take that spot. 77 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 I don't know what the guy says back to her or whatever. 78 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,000 So she gets back in the car and then this thing could try to inch up. 79 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:04,000 She puts her shit in reverse at this weird ass angle and blocks him up. 80 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 But at the same time, she blocks me up. 81 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Like she's completely in front of my car. 82 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I cannot pull up. 83 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 So I'm sitting there. 84 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Frustrated the shot. 85 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I say technically I ain't had no way to be. 86 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 So, you know, I'm like, all right, I'm going to chill. 87 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Sitting there five minutes, turn to 10, 10 minutes, turn to 15 fucking minutes. 88 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 And then she finally gets up the car. 89 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 I guess out of frustration, whatever she was drinking. 90 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Fucking slushy or whatever. 91 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:41,000 She just walks up to his car and just throws the whole shit on his windshield. 92 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 So then he hops out. 93 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:49,000 And when I'm assuming this is his daughter hops out, so the dude's like, you know, 94 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,000 he's about to get in the face. 95 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 So they cussing or whatever. 96 00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:00,000 And like, he started walking towards her like a threatened man and shit. 97 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,000 So I'm not about to sit there and watch like no grown ass, no woman. 98 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 And she was black, just a black woman. 99 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I don't know what the fuck he was, but whatever he was, he wasn't going to hit her in front of me. 100 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,000 But before I could even react, a couple of young niggas coming out tomorrow, 101 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 I guess they peep the same shit. 102 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:23,000 They ran over and they told him like, you touch him, bro, we gon fuck you up out here. 103 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 You know what I mean? 104 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 So the dude said something back. 105 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 One of the young niggas like smack him. 106 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 So now I'm thinking they about to pat this nigga out. 107 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:37,000 So then the daughter gets out the passenger seat and I guess she's trying to explain to them what's happening. 108 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,000 And then the lady with you to slush you. 109 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Who was a grown ass woman, by the way? 110 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 And this girl probably was maybe 15, 16. 111 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 I don't know. 112 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 She punched the shit out of the girl. 113 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 She rocked her. 114 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,000 So then dad, he just tells the door to get back in the car. 115 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:03,000 And then he gets in the car and then he backs up all while. 116 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Then he rams the back of the ladies car, who was initially trying to get the parking spot. 117 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:13,000 And then he backs up again and then he swerves out like crazy. 118 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:18,000 So then the lady, she jumps in the car and like goes slime behind him. 119 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:24,000 And then I just pulled out and then some random Chinese guy like pulled into the spot. 120 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 They did all that shit and even one of them got the spot. 121 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 It was crazy. 122 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Like the holidays really make people act nuts man. 123 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Like, so I just watched that shit like that's interesting. 124 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Know what about my dad? 125 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:49,000 So staying on thing with you know, Christmas and seeing that today is Christmas. 126 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I'm up early man. 127 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Everybody in the house goes stupid shit. 128 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Like I'm up early doing that shit. 129 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Because I got a stinking sense. 130 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:01,000 But like, I don't know. 131 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Now that I'm older, I've been watching, I've been going back watching like you know Christmas movies. 132 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:14,000 And I've been trying to figure out what's my top five Christmas movies of all times. 133 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:21,000 And you know, the movies don't necessarily have to be Christmas themed. 134 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:27,000 But maybe like in the background, you can tell that this Christmas like die hard. 135 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Like you know, it's an action thriller about this, you know, John McLean, Bruce Willis Carrington 136 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:40,000 trying to like stop some international type of criminal terrorist or some shit. 137 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 But it just happened to be Christmas time when it's happening. 138 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 So I count those as well as being Christmas movies. 139 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Because you know, whatever's happening in the movie is you know, supposedly happening around the holidays type of shit. 140 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:01,000 So my top five is the first Home Alone. 141 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Which in my opinion is probably the only good Home Alone. 142 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,000 The second one was cool. Anything past the second I don't watch. 143 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 So I'm going Home Alone. 144 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 I'm going Bad Santa. 145 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I'm going Friday after next. 146 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Yeah, that's the one where the security guards and that's where some of the military crews and cat williams is in there. 147 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 It's Money Mate. 148 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:37,000 And Home Alone, Bad Santa. 149 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Friday after next. 150 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 The Nightmare Before Christmas. 151 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Fire. 152 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:52,000 And then for my last, I probably go with, it's a movie called Jack Frost. 153 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:57,000 And it's a lot of good ones I'm leaving out, but I'm going to stick with what I got. 154 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 So Jack Frost, for those who haven't seen it. 155 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 It's about this kid. 156 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Well really it's about the dead. 157 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 But I guess the mom and dad got a divorce and the guy had a son. 158 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,000 And he's on his way to go see the son. 159 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 And he happens to get into a car crash and he dies. 160 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:18,000 And then his spirit possesses a fucking snowman. 161 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:25,000 And then, you know, he's like convinces the son that, hey, it's me, I'm your dad. 162 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 So they hanging out and all that shit. 163 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 But eventually, snow melts. 164 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 You know what I'm saying? 165 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:37,000 So like, you know, it's this big build up and then, you know, he's melting or whatever. 166 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Because it's starting to get warm this past holiday. 167 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:43,000 So he tells the kid, I'll come back every year to see you. 168 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 And then the movie goes off. 169 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Now that I'm older and I'm like rewatching a lot of this shit. 170 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Yo, he's think, yo, it's a lot of fucking details in this movie that I never paid attention to as a kid. 171 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Like, but the jack for all shit. 172 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 This is a grim fucking story. 173 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Like it's about a parent died right before Christmas. 174 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:11,000 And now the dad is possessing a fucking snowman. 175 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Even a sudden life advice and shit. 176 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:19,000 It's just like, now let's say they wanted to make that movie in this day and age with global warming and shit. 177 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 At least where I live, it really don't snow like that. 178 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:28,000 So I do you got to possess like decorations now or how to fuck you that word. 179 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,000 But it's a pretty grim movie. 180 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,000 They could print by pretty much immediately as the studs. 181 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Like, and that's getting to some holiday hodging sector this like this. 182 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Or like when you really think about the first home alone. 183 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Which side note the actual house that they filmed home alone in. 184 00:11:52,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Well, some of it because a lot of it was like built off built on like a movie stage type of shit. 185 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 So. 186 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:07,000 But anyway, the actual house to be got like the pictures of the outside from and all that type of shit. 187 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Yeah, the house is on sale in Chicago or the suburbs in Chicago for five point two million dollars. 188 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Currently, but the house is fucking incredible. 189 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Like an entire basement has like a fucking full basketball court movie theater. 190 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Some other shit is like, God damn, like. 191 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 That's just crazy. 192 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 It's a beautiful house. 193 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 If I had the money, I would definitely purchase it. 194 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000 But now when you go back and you look at the first home alone. 195 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:50,000 It's like, bro, you got Kevin, his brother, his sister, the mom, the dad, the uncle, the aunt and a bunch of cousins. 196 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 And the dad. 197 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:58,000 You know, Macaulay Culkin's character, Kevin, his father. 198 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Not only could afford that big fucking house, but he paid for everybody's first class tickets to Paris for the holidays. 199 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Bro, that's round trip flights for over 10 people. 200 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000 First class flights of that. 201 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Then paying for everybody's hotels and then whatever activities they're going to do once they get there. 202 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:31,000 What the fuck did he do for a living? 203 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 What did he do for a living? 204 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Now, granted, it's the early 90s and shit wasn't as expensive as still. 205 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Even though shit wasn't as expensive, people wasn't making as much as they're currently making now. 206 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:52,000 So like the cost of living and, you know, which salary might have been like more or less like balance yourself out. 207 00:13:52,000 --> 00:14:01,000 You know, generally type shit, but what the fuck did he do for a living? 208 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 That's insane. 209 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:10,000 And now that I'm older and I got a mortgage and all that type of shit, I look at shit from like that, like perspective. 210 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Like, bro, I couldn't pay for fucking five people to go two states away, let alone outside of the country. 211 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:26,000 And pay for everybody's hotels and fucking flights back and like, are you crazy? 212 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Are you crazy? 213 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I'm packing cigarettes while I live at this fucking $16 $15. 214 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:47,000 And as much as I love it, like, but this is fantasy is one of the support shit. 215 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:58,000 It's two hardened criminals whose professionals at breaking in the house, they do it so much that they actually have a fucking nickname. 216 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 They have a calling card. 217 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 The niggas will flood the house. 218 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Like that's how they they so good at doing it. 219 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000 They purposely go to pull these clues. 220 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,000 You mean to tell me this fucking eight year old kid or whoever the fuck he was. 221 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:18,000 I have a old he was outsmarted to fucking professional criminals. 222 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 What? 223 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Yo, you know how quick the real home alone would be over with. 224 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Within 30 minutes, they would have broken. 225 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Surely with a piss itself, if he was smart, he would have hid and just let them take shit. 226 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000 But if he decides, I'm going to take back the house. 227 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:42,000 They would have just tied them up or worse. 228 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:48,000 But now there's the new like Christmas type of theme moves and shit. 229 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,000 I feel like they all got like the same heart as the as the old ones. 230 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:59,000 You know, I mean, like there's an action Christmas movie right now called, I think, Red One. 231 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:05,000 And it starts like J.K. Rowland's who's like. 232 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Same as voice actor famous actor general, but he's most known as like J. Jonah Jameson and the Spider-Man movies or whatever. 233 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:24,000 All he does the voice of Omni Man and the new series on Prime called invincible, whatever by Robert Kirkman. 234 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Same guy with me walking it. 235 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Sorry for that. No, but they got that guy. He's playing Santa Claus. It has the rock in it. It has fucking Chris Evans who plays Captain America. 236 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 All this other shit. So the study cast. 237 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000 And it's like it's big as CGI polar bear. 238 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,000 And I think Santa Claus gets kidnapped to some shit. 239 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:55,000 So the rock and basically Captain America and CGI polar bear. 240 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,000 You got to go find this nigga and bring him back. 241 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Then it's another one called violent nights, which is a play on silent nights where like, you know, Santa's going around giving out gifts, but he gets to this mansion and he's like fucking. 242 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:22,000 I don't know the Russian celebrity where but they try to like still go that some some person is keeping in that house and shit. 243 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:30,000 And the person got kids. But when Santa shows up, like they shoot Santa, but he doesn't die. 244 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:38,000 And then Santa pretty much turns to the hit man for the rest of the movie and he's killing niggas with candy kings and hanging over Christmas lights and shit. 245 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:44,000 And no time he's on the walk and talk with the kid who still believes in Santa. 246 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:55,000 And then the big mob guys just like, who was this guy in the red suit? We got to kill this guy. This is like, yeah, I think it's like Santa Claus. 247 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:08,000 That's pretty much like the movie basically is the Santa Claus movie with Tim Allen mixed with John Wick and you get violent nights. 248 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 This shit is crazy. 249 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:21,000 And for people who's of like a certain, you know, belief, this was be like the birth data like your savior. 250 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:29,000 And they always, you know, CGI polar bears and candy cane murders and shit. 251 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 It's just a money grab shit. 252 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Like, yeah, after after Halloween was over, you go to like Walmart to talk to some shit. Soon as the day after Halloween was over, it's Christmas shit everywhere. 253 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:50,000 There's a holiday in between those two holidays. F.I.I. totally skip that one. 254 00:18:50,000 --> 00:19:00,000 You know, I'm just like supposed to be, you know, thankful and getting together and, you know, having dinner and being a family and all that shit. 255 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:09,000 But I think the word got out to too many people that like, you know, the pilgrims gave the native smallpox and pretty much like 20s niggas. 256 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,000 So we go have like a little cookout and then kill all the niggas type of shit. 257 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:19,000 And Pocahontas was like 14 and John Smith was like fucking 30. 258 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Nobody ever talks about that. 259 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 It might sound like the image of how. 260 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Anyways, so since Halloween is done nowadays is Christmas automatically. 261 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000 So that's the thing. 262 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:41,000 This is one big commercial for, you know, you got to get into the Christmas spirit. 263 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Yeah. All right. 264 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000 They go back to the movies and all that shit. 265 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000 So a little little TMI shit. 266 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:58,000 So in my basement, I have a big CV is like an 80 inch 75 inch 80 inch some shit like that, but it's on the wall. 267 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000 I was having a full bathroom in my basement. 268 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:09,000 So when you turn the TV on, you know, it's a smart TV. 269 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:18,000 And if you don't, if you don't hit the button right away, it'll like, I guess go into like a sleep mode type of thing. 270 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:24,000 But then sometimes it'll randomly just start playing like a channel or whatever. 271 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:30,000 So I'm sitting there in my house by myself, you know, doing my business. 272 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000 I'm like reading articles on my phone, smoking a cigarette and shit. 273 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 No, I'm not here like two people are. 274 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 So I go, what the fuck is that? 275 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,000 That's when the door open and the TV had like started like automatically playing on the zone. 276 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000 And it was like some kind of hallmark movie. 277 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000 But they were cursing a lot in it. 278 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 It was one of the worst moves ever. 279 00:20:52,000 --> 00:21:00,000 So and it was like a tower perry movie and it's called like Christmas wet and some shit like that. 280 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,000 And the main character guy, he's like an author or whatever. 281 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000 So he's writing this book and he has a best friend who's like a female. 282 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,000 And at first I thought it was like some kind of sexual tension between them type of shit. 283 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:22,000 But then I don't know where it was the third friend of theirs who I guess was he moved away and he came back. 284 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000 And then he was giving like super rapey vibes towards the lady. 285 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Like she's like, I think I'm gonna go home because I'm going to walk. 286 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 She goes, no, I'm fine. 287 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000 He goes, I insist. 288 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 But how he said it was creepy as shit. 289 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:46,000 And then the author guy, he had like this fiancee and naturally her and her best friend don't like each other. 290 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Because the best friend thinks she's a gold digger. 291 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000 And then the fiancee thinks that the best friend got a crush on the nigga or whatever. 292 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 So they all live in hanging out. 293 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 And I guess they got too late. 294 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 The fiancee came out and was like, y'all need to leave. 295 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000 So the boyfriend niggas like, yeah, I'm getting tired. 296 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:09,000 So the rapey best friend nigga walks to female best friend to her house like three doors down the way out of the fuck. 297 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 And they have this awkward like little thing in the doorway. 298 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 And then she kissed him on the cheek. 299 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 So I was like, all right, well maybe she's getting this nigga some rhythm. 300 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 I don't know. 301 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 But his vibe seems like it was rapey as shit. 302 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:25,000 So then when he comes back, he comes in the bed with the fiancee and she got her back turned. 303 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 And he goes, I'm sorry about tonight baby. 304 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I'll make it up to you. 305 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 This niggas like half sleep. 306 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 So she goes, you know, you can make it up. 307 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,000 How's that some of the worst act of never she goes, I want to have a Christmas wet. 308 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 And he goes, yeah, whatever you want to do. 309 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 So then he goes to sleep. 310 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 And then the camera zooms in on a lady's face. 311 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000 She's smiling like the Grinch. 312 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 It's way to shit. 313 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 So then he wakes up the next morning. 314 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,000 And you know, naturally goes, oh man, I don't know what happened last night. 315 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 I was so drunk. 316 00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:03,000 So when he came out there, the fiance lady is out there with a wedding planner and the shy assistant who you can tell is actually like a baddie. 317 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:08,000 But they making a way like a bar in a super thick glasses. 318 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 You gotta receive it. 319 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000 So he goes, what's going on? 320 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000 So the lady goes like, well, you remember last night you said we gave a Christmas wedding. 321 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Then he looks at the camera go, but Christmas is in two days. 322 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:29,000 And then the wedding planner is like this heavy set lady and she's like overly acting and shit. 323 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Like, I don't even know if I'm explaining it right. 324 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:44,000 But it's just like she actually like brags from the Jamie Foxx show is that trying to be real type of like, anyways. 325 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:49,000 So he just squashes and he's like, OK, well, that's what I said. 326 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 You're going to get married. 327 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,000 So then like my daughter just just had no like smoking a cigarette and shit. 328 00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:01,000 But now I'm kind of like enthralled into the story, even though this is some of the worst fucking acting I've ever saw in my life. 329 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:07,000 So then there's one part where the best friend had like a locker house. 330 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:15,000 So she comes to your house and use the code to get like her spag key, which happened to be in his top drawer in his bedroom. 331 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:20,000 But so she is rummaging through the fucking drawer to get the key. 332 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:27,000 The rapey nigga comes out of the master bedroom's bathroom and just tell you, can I help you find something? 333 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000 So then she turns around goes, oh, maybe you can. 334 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000 And then this tail drop now show none. 335 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:38,000 And that's when like the best friend walks and like, hey, what's going on in here? 336 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,000 And then the fiancee comes in there like, oh, hell no, not up in my house. 337 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 And the best friend is like, I was just getting the key. 338 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I'm on my way out. 339 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 So she walks out. 340 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000 So she honestly goes not so fast and follow up behind and shit. 341 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 And then they get to arguing. 342 00:24:53,000 --> 00:25:00,000 And then literally two seconds later, the nigga was just completely new to the beer and comes out fully dressed. 343 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,000 And then that's when the best friend accused the fiance of being a gold digger. 344 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:09,000 And then the wedding planner shows up randomly with the secret pretty girl and shit. 345 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:14,000 And like, she just walked in the house to my shoe on the notice of two days. 346 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:21,000 And then the fucking, I guess the author guy, the main curtain, the guy, his agent comes in, he sees the wedding plan. 347 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 He goes, damn, this lady look like shit. 348 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 But he goes, damn. 349 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:32,000 And he tells the nigga that like, man, we got a file to Atlanta tomorrow so you can get this $100,000 advance for your book. 350 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 And then you go, but the witness tomorrow. 351 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,000 So then the gold digger fiance goes, well, look, if you go in the morning, you can make it back. 352 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Because we having a wedding night, which is a new fucking detail they never mentioned. 353 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:48,000 So they having a wedding at Christmas Eve at 11 o'clock at night. 354 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000 So by the time the wedding is done, it's Christmas morning and she's just guess. 355 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 So then she starts saying to herself like, yeah, because we got to write this book. 356 00:25:54,000 --> 00:26:01,000 So that's when the best friends like, we, that's when like the fiance goes, hey, look, look, she's my fiance. 357 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 You know what I'm saying? 358 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 If you're going to be my best friend, y'all got to get along. 359 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000 And then I don't know what happens after that because I turned it off. 360 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,000 But then like a day later, I was like, damn, I wonder what happened at the end of that movie. 361 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Anyways, I'm not here for a long time. 362 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 It's a good time. 363 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000 So and it's Christmas and I think people starting to wake up and shit. 364 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 And I got a bunch of shit to do that. 365 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 I got a bunch of riding around to be on that. 366 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:39,000 But whoever's here in this, I hope you'd be safe, peaceful, productive, positive, whatever girl you chasing. 367 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:49,000 I hope you get one step closer if not achieving it all, all at once in a happy holidays. 368 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Merry Christmas, Merry Ex-Mess, Merry Pwanza fucking. 369 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:04,000 I don't know, whatever you, whatever, happy new year, whatever, whatever you into. 370 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000 I wish you had the best version of that. 371 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,000 So this is probably going to be my rawest episode. 372 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Like I'm not editing none of this shit. 373 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,000 I'm just like, as soon as it's done, I'm going to bounce it down and I'm going to upload it. 374 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000 So I guess you can kind of say this is like my first live episode. 375 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:28,000 And it's like the, it's the cognitive collage Christmas extravaganza. 376 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 I don't know what to say. 377 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 I'm absolutely, I'm being honest. 378 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,000 But anyways, I'm about to go stay and see what the fuck Santa got me. 379 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Probably just some bills, but we'll see. 380 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:49,000 If you agree with anything I said or disagree, or I didn't really talk about much today, but talk it. 381 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Yo, hit me up on Instagram at QG Music, that's QGMUSIC on Instagram. 382 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:15,000 And yeah, peace.