1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Hey, hey are you there? 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Hello? 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Me? 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Yes. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Did you add music and sound effects to my last recording? 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Oh I did, glad you noticed. 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Pretty nice right? 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Yes, it fits well. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I'm glad. 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Alright anyway see ya. 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Wait, we're getting started. 12 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Oh is it time? 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Not yet, but I'm going to explain the plan to you. 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Explain away. 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 The Gross Monster Relics. 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000 They have an interesting story behind them. 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:01:01,000 At some point in the late third century, Saints Felix and Regula, along with their servant, fled to a city in Switzerland that's now known as Zurich. 18 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:07,000 They fled because of the intense prosecution of Christians at the time. 19 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Unfortunately for them, Roman authorities in Zurich found out about their Christian beliefs. 20 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:18,000 When the governor found out, he had them tried and executed. 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:25,000 However, there is a local legend that something very strange happened that day. 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:37,000 After they were beheaded, it is said that the Saints picked up their own heads and began to walk. 23 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:46,000 They walked forty paces uphill, then prayed before lying down, finally dead. 24 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000 They were buried where they stopped. 25 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:56,000 And that site is now the Gross Monster Cathedral, where the Saints still lay. 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,000 And with them, their relics. 27 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 The Gross Monster Relics. 28 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:08,000 After the dissolution of the monasteries in 1524, graves were opened. 29 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Some say they were empty, apart from some bone fragments. 30 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Now, the Catholics claim the Reformers were planning to throw the relics into the river. 31 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Not sure. 32 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:26,000 They say a courageous man of Uri stole the relics first and took them away to Andermatt, 33 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:31,000 where the two skulls of Felix and Regula can be seen to this very day. 34 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:38,000 The remaining relics were brought back and put inside the new Saint Felix and Regula Catholic Church. 35 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Let's steal them. That's the plan. 36 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I don't want to involve anyone from my travel group in this, so we're doing it like in Italy. 37 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 We sneak out. 38 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 What happens if you get caught by police? 39 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,000 I don't. I won't. 40 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Right. Hence the what if. 41 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 It will be fine. I promise. 42 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Sure. Can't really do much from here, so I guess I'm on board. 43 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Couldn't you leave the recorder? 44 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 What? 45 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:19,000 If you wanted to stop me or leave, you could just possess me or possess something that's not the recorder. 46 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Right. Well, not really. 47 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 What? 48 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Look, I'm old, even for a haunt. I'm not a very strong presence to begin with, right? 49 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I was bluffing back in the catacombs. I can barely possess a recorder, let alone a person. 50 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:45,000 If I leave this, I might not have the energy to go back. I'm reaching my end here. 51 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Your end? You're a haunt, a ghost. What do you mean, end? 52 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Thought you were an expert. 53 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:57,000 As much as I can be without ever speaking to a haunt before. 54 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:04,000 The dead aren't forever. Those who don't pass on, like myself, have a limited time here. 55 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Eventually, our energy runs out. 56 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 What happens then? 57 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I don't know. Maybe some afterlife. Maybe not. It might be nothing. I'll stop existing. 58 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:24,000 And no mind can comprehend that. Of all this fear-mongering you've been doing, that might be the scariest. 59 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,000 The thought of just...nothing. 60 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Anyways, heist? 61 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Well, I'm sorry. Whatever it is, I hope it's peaceful. 62 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Whatever it is, it'll be nice to have a change of pace after nearly three centuries. 63 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Tell me why. 64 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 What? 65 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Tell me why you're doing this. 66 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:59,000 I can't. I'm sorry. It defeats the purpose if I speak it out loud. 67 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Really? Interesting. Fine. What are we expecting to run into tonight? 68 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:11,000 I have reason to believe. The entire building is an anomaly. 69 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Oh, alright then. Not the one that's been chasing you? 70 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:22,000 No. There are different types of anomaly, just as there are different types of phantom spirits and haunts. 71 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:30,000 The anomaly that's chasing me is powerful. It can follow me, like the shade at sunset. 72 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Slowly but surely, it scrapes across the land as I run. 73 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Colorful. 74 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:42,000 The building would be a less powerful anomaly. Just the building is the anomaly. 75 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,000 How come no one's torn it down since it's so haunted? 76 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Most likely it's dormant. It will only attack once someone tries to take the relics. 77 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Oh, that's us. Fun. 78 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Yeah. 79 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:15,000 It's beautiful. And still dormant. Time to get to work. 80 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Is that a bird? 81 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Yes. There's a bird in here. Odd. It must have flown through the window I used. 82 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Did it? 83 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Good point. It might be a guardian or something. Well, I can't do anything about it now. 84 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:40,000 This. This is it. This is the relic I need. 85 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:45,000 What is it? I'm running blind here, remember? Adjectives, please. 86 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:56,000 This is the broach of the third patron saint. The one nearly forgotten by history. Exuperantius. 87 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:03,000 He was the servant to Felix and Regula. And the same miracle happened to him. 88 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:10,000 His story is told, but his name is forgotten. It's perfect. 89 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 He's here. 90 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Who? 91 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Exuperantius. It's his spirit. 92 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Hello. Please, patron saint, allow me to use this relic just for a moment. 93 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 He doesn't like that I'm here. 94 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Figures. You... you broke in. 95 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:46,000 He wants something. You do. You want something. 96 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:54,000 You want. You want to be known. 97 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I know your story. 98 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:09,000 You were there. You studied along with the other saints. You worshipped along with them. You were killed along with them. 99 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:19,000 You watched as they were killed. One movement of the guillotine and their work was gone. Persecuted for who they were and what they believed. 100 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Then it was your turn. There was nothing you could do. They laid you down into your machine. 101 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:36,000 The basket below your head was empty. Ready for you. Someone called out. The blade fell, scraping along the wood as it did. 102 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:41,000 But you did not die. None of you did. 103 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:58,000 You all stood back up, lifted your own head off the ground, out of the bucket, into your own arms, and marched up the hill, praying, before finally dying as everything went dark. 104 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Okay. He's gone. Let's do this. Be ready. Once I take the broach, I don't know what will happen. 105 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Go. Leave the recorder. Possess the broach. 106 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Okay. Good. The broach is imbued with afterlife. With stories, with energy. 107 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Come back. You've done what you need to do. 108 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Hello? Come back into the recorder. 109 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:50,000 You have to leave the brooch for this to work. Hurry. You have to come back. Jump one more time. You still have the energy. 110 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Hurry. I'm back. Let's get out of here. 111 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Finally. I feel the brooch. I feel the relic. It's powerful. 112 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Good. Let's go. This place feels like it's coming down. 113 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:17,000 It's harmless. Just a scare. Ignore it. It has no power. That lies here with me. 114 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Uh, yes, but we should go. 115 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Well done today. You have filled your end of the bargain. I will fulfill mine. 116 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Are we headed to Prague next? 117 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Munich next. Then Prague. 118 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Good. Good. Maybe I can finally rest. 119 00:10:44,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Maybe. 120 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Something is wrong. Something is hidden. Someone is listening.