Welcome back Dan and I friendy welcome back y
'all Tommy boy here in the house. Just just let
them know that quick Yeah, absolutely. It's our
Halloween episode. Of course. I've got to be
repping my Tommy boy So first of all, happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween guys. I'm Joe I'm Whitney. We
have some very special guests on the podcast
with us tonight. Very special. Do you want to
introduce them? I do. So these are my special
parents over here. My mom and dad. You guys want
to introduce yourselves? I'm Kenny. And I'm Theresa.
And you guys have seen Theresa before on the
on the pod. She was with her sister, Aunt Shannon.
Oh, yeah. That was such a good one. Mother -in
-law drama. That was the episode. It was hilarious.
Mama drama. Mama drama. That's even better. Not
mother -in -law. I was going through all the
episodes today, so I saw. I can't even remember
something. Mama drama. That's my guy remembering.
Speaking of that, who the heck are you? Okay,
guys, they're pretending like they don't know
who I am for Halloween as if it's not insanely
obvious. Who do you think? I think... Cher? Yeah,
I was gonna guess Cher. Cher, that's a good one.
I'll give you a clue. It's a boy. It's a boy.
Or a man, I should say. Oh, it's... It's as manly
as you get, honestly. Oh my goodness. Think of
like Marvel movies. Well, you're not Thor. You
can stop pretending you can't tell that I'm Aquaman
I don't have the New Zealand accent, but if I
did I'd be I'd be rocking it. I like it. I like
it. That's it. This is honestly, this is like
wish .com Aquaman. Quick recap before we get
into the scariest episode of all time, our Halloween
episode. Last week was trick or truth part two.
Part two, baby. You don't remember any of the
stories, do you? Okay, perfect. So there was
the babysitter one of Joe's and that's I don't
remember it. Then there was my babysitter one
of the baby monitor. And then there was the 10
signs of like the mom giving the daughter, you
know, when she died, that was definitely fake,
but not fake. It wasn't the fake because it was
written on the internet. So it's not the fake.
And then the fourth one, guys, I'm so sorry.
I don't remember it. We were not prepared for
tonight's episode, but that's all right. This
is Halloween. Okay, the fake was the baby monitor
babysitter story. Yeah, your baby monitor. Yep,
my story. Oh, wow. So mine was the fake last
week and it was a crazy story. You guys will
have to listen to it if you haven't yet. But
anyways, so that was last week's episode. I'm
ready to get on with this week's episode. Let's
get it. This is Hallows Eve. Let's go. Hey, is
that the episode title? That's it. I love scary
movies. Yeah, scary stories. You better buckle
up. What are you for Halloween? Are you ready?
I'm a witch. You're a witch. You're my daughter's
grandma. Your daughter's grandma. Yeah, I love
it. And then Kenny, man. Oh, yeah, I was going
to I forgot I was going to ask him a good question.
Can I still? Yes. Okay. Tell us who you are in
two minutes or less. I want to know who Kenny
Halcom is. Oh, like if this was a job interview,
how would you say that? is you have the, you
have the most interesting like story. interesting
at that age and my mom and dad, my new mom and
dad, they were awesome. So when I was first born,
I was the oldest in the family. And then when
my grandpa and grandma, I was an only child.
And then when I lived with the new family that
adopted me, I was the youngest child. So psychologically,
I'm pretty screwed up. But but lucky, I just
kept the plug in along and joined the church.
the LDS Church at the Church of Jesus Christ
Latter -day Saints, served a mission in Wisconsin,
came home, knew that I liked to deal with money
and so I ended up in the insurance business and
I've done that for most of my working years.
But before I met Teresa and we got married and
got lucky enough over all these times with 40
-year anniversaries coming up. six kids and 12
grandchildren. So that's who Kenny Alchemist.
That is that is quite the posterity. And I didn't
mean to catch you so off guard with that question,
but I just thought like just your your work history,
your love. So we go on because I'm a golfer.
I got my. Yes, my spanky shoes. Look at those
things. Show the shoes. I love it. No, sorry.
I can see my reflection in those things. Stop
checking yourself out. Can't help it. Thank you
for for indulging us with that. the introduction.
Happy to have you guys on. It's been a long time
coming. Two of the best people I know. I'm pretty
lucky. That was very nice. And this is the same
sub that your stories are going to come from
too. So this is also a translated story. So if
it sounds like not the best grammar, that's why.
Something happened to me years ago and I think
about it quite often and I admit that it still
makes my blood run cold. When I was younger,
around 10 years old, I was walking with my best
friend the same age as me, but we didn't have
any adults with us. It was a small, not -too
-busy road and a sort of subdivision that formed
a loop with a few houses, but mainly forest around.
Important note, we had already taken a tour of
the neighborhood. This was perhaps the second
or third we had done. So basically, they know
where they're walking. They've been in this little
area for a while. They're a couple of 10 -year
-old kids. I think they're both girls. It says,
we were walking quietly and I hear the sound
of an engine. And when I turn, I see a white
van behind us driving slowly. We tell ourselves
that she wants to pass us. as the road is not
very wide, so we move aside to let her pass next
to us. She advances a few meters and stops. At
the moment, my best friend and I don't notice
each other too much and continue to move forward
knowing that the van is just ahead stopped. And
I don't know, at the time I have a weird feeling
that comes over me and I grab my best friends
arm to make us stop. I don't know how long we
stared at the van, it feels like it lasted a
while, but it was a long time ago, so maybe it
was only a few seconds. Suddenly we saw the passenger
side door open towards the forest. I pulled my
best friend's arm so we could go in the other
direction and I don't really know why we started
running. We ran for a while and when we stopped
we started talking about what had just happened
and she was scared too. We sat in the park and
started to relax a little and then laughed and
told ourselves that we had panicked for nothing.
After a while, maybe half an hour, we said to
ourselves that we were going to go back but we
had to go back along the road where the van had
stopped. We weren't really reassured, but we
told ourselves that everything was fine, so we
turned back. When we arrived on the road, to
our great relief, the van was no longer there.
So we moved forward quietly to where she was,
and that's where we noticed something. And my
goodness, just riding it today still gives me
chills. So on the forest edge side, we see something
red, maybe a meter from the road at most. We
approach and we discover a little red sweater.
It was a knitted wool sweater, very bright red.
I already found it small for the time so I'm
sure it was a child size. It looked like someone
had tried to burn it because it was blackened
in places and there was a small empty plastic
container next to it. I imagine maybe gasoline
or something flammable. What is very strange
is that I'm sure this sweater was not there during
our first tour because it was red like that.
I think you would have seen it and there were
no dead leaves on it although the ground was
littered with them. We never told our parents
about this, but even today I can't help but think
that the people in that van didn't mean well
to us. And I also can't help but think that it
was them who dropped off that red sweater and
tried to burn it. What do you think? Was my childhood
I biased and made me paranoid or did I unknowingly
escape something very serious? And that red sweater,
what was it? Who was it? Why? Every time I think
about it, it terrifies me. You terrify me. Interesting.
I don't know why I feel like is that red sweater
that scary? Sorry, but it was it was burnt. It
had true spots. That's true. Well, that's kind
of sketch. Yeah, that's not chill. I think maybe
I would I would pass by it, not think much of
it, to be honest. But did you imagine having
the van stop in front of you and you turn and
run and you go back and all those sweaters in
the same spot? I think the girls felt something.
Yeah, and you got to go with your gut feeling
the exact thing when you get the situation that
has you feeling like there could possibly be
danger. Yeah, that the best thing to do is to
get out of that situation. The red sweater is
maybe just another indication that they did the
right thing and got out of there. I like that.
You never go wrong with trusting your gut. If
you feel like there's danger, it's probably good
to just like. Not testing. Yeah, dim it up. I
have a story. It kind of reminded me of that.
So me and my friend Brecken, we were at the park
and we were meeting Christian Sanchez. If you're
listening, I'll never forgive you for this. Shout
out, Christian. You're cool. So he's my boyfriend
at the time. I'm like fourth grade. I don't even
know. Third grade. I'll fight you, dude. And
look at you now. Look at me. You missed that,
Christian. Oh, me boy. Oh, me boy. You good at
all this? Just kidding, he couldn't laugh. This
is your hair. I doubt he's even listening. Anyways,
so me and Brecken walked all the way to Christian's
Park because Christian told me at school that
he would meet me on a Saturday there at like
noon or something. And so me and Brecken were
so excited because Christian, Devon, Reese, we're
all going to come to this park. We get to this
park and they're nowhere to be found. So we're
there at 12 and we walk there, me and Brecken
all the way and it's far. It's Silverado from
Tone Ranch. So like, yeah, that's pretty far
for a little girl. Yeah, for little kids. And
we're sitting there at 12 o 'clock. It's like
one o 'clock, it's two o 'clock and they're not
there. And I think we were there for maybe three
hours and Brecken was like, let's go, I'm so
tired, I'm hungry, blah, blah, blah. Brecken
and I, for some reason, just absolutely refused
to walk home. Like we were like, we can't do
it. Like we are so tired. My feet hurt. I don't
want to. So All of a sudden, Brecken thought
it would be a great idea to hitchhike. So she
starts putting her thumb out and I'm telling
her no, but I'm also just sitting on the edge
of the sidewalk, just like with my head down.
Like I'm not willing to walk either, but I wasn't
willing to hitchhike. So I think I was just really
hoping Christian would show up. Like I was willing
to stay until dark. I didn't want to go. That's
love. That is true love. And all of a sudden
this white man stops and I just like look up
this white man. And Brecken's like, what do you
guess? And this lady opens the door and says,
do you guys need a ride? Just this mom lady just
opens the door and asks us that. Brecken goes,
yes, please. This lady gets out, opens her van
door in the back. It's just like this back van,
like so sketch fit. The vans you don't go in,
okay? No, not at all. Those kind of vans. You
set the scene. You made it sound like this is
like sent straight from heaven. Like it sounds
like. this lady is like out to do a good deed.
Yes. No, really. Brecken just hops in and I'm
like, no, Brecken, no. And I'm like grabbing
her arm, pulling it. Like, don't go in there.
What are you doing? She's like, stop it. We're
going home. And so she forces me in this van.
This van closes and I'm like, no. The door shuts
and we start driving. And she's like, where are
you guys living? Just driving. And I'm literally
like. We're going to die. Like as I'm looking
at Christian's house back there, like holding
onto the window and we're driving off. You're
just heartbroken as this lady's being a good
Samaritan. Then this lady throws a piece of rope
back to us and says, tie yourselves up. No, I'm
just kidding. She literally just dropped us home.
I was going to say, oh my. She literally just
dropped us off at home. It's Brecken's fault,
I almost died. That's it. That's the fake story.
Exactly. Anyway, so I think when I heard this
story, I was like, just a red sweater. Like,
is it that scary? Compared to hers? I mean, come
on. Compared to my real life? And just a rope?
Yeah, just a rope. No boyfriend involved? No!
They weren't even going to meet Christian. He
broke my heart. Yeah, he no -showed you. Yeah,
that was embarrassing. Who do you think he was
with? Frickin' JoJo. Another girl? They were
probably playing Nintendo. He probably wasn't
with another girl, right? No, he probably was.
No, he was obsessed with me. They liked Whitney.
Why'd they stand her up? Well, Mom, Joe? I don't
know. Yeah, I don't know. You want to just gloss
over that? Maybe they were watching you guys
on purpose. Yeah, maybe he had the stomach flu.
I'll text Christian and us. That's how they are.
They like to tease her and kind of, yeah. They
sound creepier than the lady who gave you a ride
home. Shit. So anyways, cool story, Joe. I think
we're ready for mine. Well, hold on a second.
So I have a much shorter story than your story.
There was one time where I was walking home from
elementary school. My elementary school was like,
I think exactly a mile up the road from my house
and I was in fifth grade. So 11, 10, and I was
walking home and I was always walking home by
myself, which was not a big deal. It's daytime
in Lyndon, Utah. And as I'm like halfway down
the hill, this guy slows down and rolls down
his window. He's like, hey, where are you going,
buddy? I was like home. And he's like, do you
want to ride? I was like, no, I'm good. And just
started walking a little bit faster and he was
going slow. And then he drove off. But that's
a real story. So like that happened to me when
I was little. Oh, my God. Was it a horse drawn
carriage? You just ripped the shit out of my
mom. Sorry, I'll get in line, Grandma. There'll
be an interesting thing, Cindy, dinner or your
food. Yeah, that's right. Your food. I deserve
it. I'll still eat it. I remember coming from
from my friend's house and we had a big old orange
orchard in the middle. And so I would walk home
and I was scared to death. And after that happened,
somebody stopped to want to give me a ride. It
was a guy about your length of hair. This stopped
for, um, to ask me if I, if he could take me
home. How old were you? Oh, I was probably 10,
11. Oh my gosh. Ew. It was about that age. How'd
you get away? After that, I started just walking
in the orchard all the way home. Oh, and the,
where no one can see you. Perfect. Yes. Yeah,
we're good. The guys like Ted Bundy hide out.
Yeah. And then I heard. some horror stories about
people that live in the orchards oh my gosh yeah
i mean at least you wouldn't have to worry about
food supply scary time for me was when i was
on my mission in wisconsin and we will uh track
it out jeffrey dommer's house and uh not not
even knowing who jeffrey dommer was but you know
two guys two elders you guys were literally like
the prime target oh yeah we were perfect for
him and then but yeah and then we finally found
out you know we had bodies and his freezer in
his garage and different things but whatever
I was crazy thing where we tracked him out and
asking people if they'd like to hear a message.
Oh, and you knocked on his door. Yeah, we actually
knocked on it twice in the in the four months
that I was in the area. And the spirit didn't
say, don't knock on that door, son. No, no. He
could have answered it and said, yeah, I think
you were in. I think you weren't listening hard
enough. They were being blessed. Yeah, we're
being obedient, doing what we're supposed to
do. that's right That's crazy. So this is on
the subreddit, let's not meet. Am I overreacting
or is my mailman creepy? I23F live alone in a
decently nice apartment in a nice neighborhood
for two years now. For the most part, the mail
gets delivered to the mailboxes at the front
entrance of the building. Occasionally packages
are delivered straight to apartment doors and
it's pretty convenient. Well, about a year ago,
I was home from work during the day because I
took the afternoon off to go to a doctor's appointment.
The doorbell rang and I have a ring camera. I
saw it was the man -man, so I answered. I have
this whole exchange on video. He was maybe in
his 30s, white, short, like five -five -ish,
very large glasses, really disheveled, thin hair.
I opened the door, smiled and said, thanks so
much, and went to take the package. He stopped
and stared at me like something was wrong. So
I was like, oh, sorry, did you need to take a
picture of the delivery or something? And to
my surprise, he said, I know you. I've seen you
before." And you could see on the camera, my
face changes, my body demeanor gets uncomfortable,
and I move behind the door. I said, I'm sorry,
I don't think we've met. I went to shut the door,
but he raises his voice and takes a step forward
and says, I've seen your name on your mail. I
found you on Instagram. My face went white and
I froze. I said, me? I was kind of like a deer
in headlights. He said, yeah, you are a person
of interest on Instagram for me. Your account
was private, but you're pretty. I said thanks
and slammed the door, locking it quickly. I was
happy to know I caught the whole thing on video.
I showed it to my then boyfriend, who agreed
it was weird. A few days later on Saturday, he's
back at my door. He rang the bell about 10 times,
waiting a few minutes, just staring. I answered
him through the doorbell and said, hi, you can
just leave any mail, thanks. What he said next
made me shake. He said, I actually don't have
any mail for you today. I just wanted to say
hi. Can I come in for a glass of water? I decided
to just not answer. To be honest, I didn't know
what to say. But then about two weeks go by.
My then boyfriend stayed the night and slept
in. I left early for work. I get a call around
1030 for my boyfriend. I won't believe what just
happened and to check the camera. I do. Mailman
came. He rang the bell a few times and my boyfriend
answered the door. The mailman took a step back
and my boyfriend stood for a moment and they
stared at each other. He realized the mailman
didn't have anything in his hands. He said, can
I help you? And the mailman said, Where's the
small girl who lives here? I'm pretty petite.
I'm slightly under five foot, a hundred pounds.
Dang most petite. My boyfriend was stunned and
said, I live here too. From now on, leave our
packages downstairs and slam the door. I was
really happy. He said that because truthfully
he didn't live with me full time, maybe two nights
a week. It seemed to work. I didn't see the moment
again at all actually. But then my boyfriend
and I broke up a few months ago. I completely
forgot about the man man until today. I was entering
my building where he was exiting at the same
time I was entering. He stared at me and I went
to walk by. He turned to walk after me and said,
Hey, I haven't seen that guy in a while. He used
to live with you. Did he move out? I panicked
and walked faster grabbing my keys, but I lied
and said, oh, he's around. And as I answered
quickly, I said, hey, honey, I'm home and slammed
it fast. I don't know why I lied, but something
told me to make it clear. I wasn't alone. Am
I being dramatic or mean or is he creepy? Creepy.
You know what she should do? She needs to call
the post office. Yeah. He's stalking her. Yeah,
he's stalking and he definitely wants to come
in for a glass of water, if you know what I'm
saying. He's a little thirsty with a little day
coming up. Are you ready for the update? Sure.
Update. I took everyone's advice. Thank you all
so much. I decided to reach out to the super
of my apartment and explain the situation and
show in the videos. He said he will implement
a new policy that male personnel are not permitted
to walk around the complex. Simply go to the
designated mail room and leave. I also got large
men's work boots and put them outside my door.
Second update. Wow. I wasn't expecting so many
people to care about my story. LMAO. Thank you,
everyone. I took the advice and everyone telling
me that this isn't acceptable and decided it
was time to call the postmaster. I sent them
the video recordings I had and they assured me
they will be looking into the matter as well
as assigning a new mailman to my route. I also
made sure to go down to my local police precinct
and file an incident report and they have the
videos as well. Thank you everyone. Also, I'm
flattered so many people are concerned about
I'm getting a lot of requests to post the videos.
Considering I'm in them and it shows my apartment
and this is still ongoing, I prefer not to post
them publicly yet. If anyone thinks they have
experienced the same thing with him, please DM
me. I'll send the videos privately, just not
on the public forum. So it sounds like she's
doing the right things now. Right. I agree with
the police too. Oh, a hundred percent. You have
to. I mean, this guy is so creepy. Can I come
in for a glass of water? I don't have mail in
my hands. I just want to see you. It's a Saturday.
I mean, like, he could be delivering mail on
Saturday, but that just feels a creep. He shouldn't
be a mailman anywhere because he's not the...
It said at the very end there, there may be other
people that have experienced the same thing with
them. If you, yeah, you got a creepy mailman
in this day and age with ring doorbell cameras,
you report it. That guy shouldn't be able to
just deliver mail to some other girl's house.
Like that's such a violation. He looked her up
on social media, like crap dudes, a creep. It
would be really, really, really scary to have
a stalker. Like I've never had one before, but
just like really putting myself in those shoes
of like someone is literally obsessed with you
stalking you. I did. I don't count, grandma.
Yeah, my husband doesn't count as your stalker.
Before I met him, there was a guy that I dated
that I realized what he was all about. And I
remember him. He wanted so many glasses of water,
huh? OK, this story comes from Ask Reddit. I'm
excited. Let's get it. This is a good one. You're
not ready for this one. Neither are you guys
has anyone else ever seen something like this
on Halloween? Okay, this was bizarre There was
this little girl maybe six years old trick -or
-treating in our neighborhood completely alone
She had blonde hair pink princess dress and a
little candy bucket when she came to our door
I figured her parents were just a house or two
behind But she walked up alone took one piece
of candy and said thank you in a quiet voice
and walked off Totally calm. She didn't seem
scared or shy. Just normal. This morning a few
of us were talking on the neighborhood app and
apparently everyone saw her. She was always by
herself. A few people checked their ring footage.
You can see her trailing behind other groups
of kids but never actually with anyone. Someone
even said she came around 10 30 p .m. Which is
late for a kid that young. That'd be late for
me too. Oh yeah. Nobody recognizes her. Nobody
knows how she came from. She just sort of appeared
in our neighborhood and then was gone. I don't
know. Maybe her parents were just staying out
of the frame, but it's strange that no one knows
who she is. Are kids really going out alone this
young now? Or does that feel off to anyone else?
Yes. That's creepy. Six years old? By herself.
You know what I think? What? I think it was a
ghost. That's what I was thinking. You think
it was a ghost? Yes. Yeah. Why do you think that?
I mean, this little girl came up and grabbed
a piece of candy. I've never had a ghost experience
like that. That's true. You're right. OK. OK,
that's true. But that's that's it's creepy. I
don't know. Ghosts can turn stuff off. Yeah,
they can throw things around is what I hear anyway.
That's what I hear, too. But if I if I get a
little sketched out, I can make them leave. We
kind of had that experience last year. at Halloween
when there was a guy walking up and down the
street just acting very strange and he was maybe
28 to 35 something like that. Remember, I remember
him walking up and down the street and just kind
of hanging out with the little kids. I thought
that's really creepy because he doesn't talk
to anybody. Oh, yes. Yeah, that was last year.
Yeah. And he was going up and down the street.
So at first. I thought maybe you were just talking
about me. Oh, no, no. But I it also, you know,
I would recognize you. I knew of a kid with you
going this guy was by himself just walking around.
Yeah, he was very different. It was. Yeah, that's
really weird. It was very uncomfortable. Keep
our eyes open. Yeah, definitely. It was strange.
It was definitely uncomfortable. And no one knew
who he was. And imagine a little kid. Yeah, a
little girl. And it's not like if it was if it
was like She was, you know, like a little girl
and had a scary voice. Her little girl, dark
hair, white dress. Like she sounds like a normal
little kid, pink princess dress. And she's like
blonde hair and polite. If that was real, drop
their kid off and said, have fun, sweetie. I'll
be back in an hour. Oh, that's really sad. It
was probably the mom and dad didn't want anything
to do with her and said, go trick or treat. Get
the frick away from me. Like she definitely is
like neglected. I agree. Or. They already spent
two hours trick -or -treating with her, and they
were tired. They said, just go by yourself. Yeah,
but she's sick, bro. We're driving at 1030 at
night. Yeah, that's true. That's dangerous. Yeah,
well, very dangerous. And maybe they were really
there, just kind of in the background. That's
my hope. Yes. OK. Just a distracted parent on
TikTok, just like scrolling and letting a kid
walk the whole street. Like, does that look distracted?
That's like Tommy boy right there. Do it again.
Yeah, do it. Do what he says. What does he say
again? What does he say? That guy in a little
coat. What is it? I should know. And he dances
and like pulls it out. Like, come on. He says
something. There you go. Tommy boy says something.
Or in the movie Tommy Boy, where Bo Derek is
coming out of the pool and Tommy says, is that
for me, dad? And the old guy says, yeah, that's
no. That's for me. That's hilarious. Oh, it's
always a classic. I haven't seen it in so long.
I probably should have read up on it before I
became him tonight, I want to say. The first
time that I ever saw that movie is with Grandma
and we were at the Broadmoor in Colorado Springs
in a fight, a little movie theater in there.
Boy, we laughed. That movie was so funny. Tommy
Boy is actually funny. He is so RIP to him, man.
It's funny. We laughed so hard. And then the
part where he was in his new office that his
dad gave him in the refrigerator. And you can
put candy and you're going to say beer. We can
put beer in there. We put candy and sodas. Oh,
I love him. That's amazing. Is there an update?
There's no there's no update, but there's lots
of comments. All right, let's hear some of the
comments that they wrote. So I like this one.
Someone said maybe her parents were parked in
a car following her. My dad used to do that when
I was little. Still weird that no one recognizes
her, though. Kids that young don't usually cover
that much ground alone. Yeah, because I used
to do that. Sometimes when I get tired, I would
get in the car and just kind of drive alongside.
Six is crazy, though. I mean, I was a lot older.
Six is really rough. Like when I was like 13,
14 years old. we used to always like It's almost
I wouldn't be criminal if something happened
to that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Parents weren't around
100 percent. That's I just pictured. I pictured
Brooke and Greg's neighborhood. I pictured like
palms close together. There's a ton of people.
The roads blocked off. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I mean,
obviously, I don't know what like where this
was, but it is it's just hard to imagine somebody
would let their little kid be by herself that
young. That's crazy. That is wild. And one of
the other ones said, Okay, this might sound crazy,
but I checked my ring footage after reading this.
I'm in the same town and I swear I have a clip
of a little girl like that too. Lawned, pink
dress, little candy bucket. I thought she was
with the group, but watching it again, she's
just walking behind them without an adult. Wow.
Maybe she is in the group though. Yeah, maybe
she's just like a straggler. Could be. Somebody
else said, we had the exact same thing happen
last year. little girl in a blue dress around
that age completely by herself. She was polite,
said thank you, and left. My wife and I thought
it was strange, but figured maybe her parents
were across the street or something. Nobody in
the area ever figured out who she was either.
Wow. Wow. I don't get it. Is this a thing? It
better not be. Maybe she's a ghost. Are we getting
close to being off the hook? We can just send
our daughter out on her own? Absolutely not.
My kid's going to be trick or treating with me
until she's 18. Wow. Me and Kenny can be watching
the World Series. I trick or treated with you
kids all the time when you were older. Okay,
so this is the last story. So this is from the
subreddit Let's Not Meet. Two guys tried to break
in at 5 a .m. Early Sunday morning at around
5 a .m. I woke up to this violent banging and
shaking on my door. I live alone on the second
floor of an old apartment building downtown in
a very small town. I've been taking Benadryl
to sleep for a few months and sometimes I sleep
weird. So for a moment I thought, did that really
just happen? and then I heard whoever it was
start doing it again. This time these super loud
bangs like they're charging the door. That's
when I realized both my fan and AC unit were
off. The power was off. It stopped after the
second I heard someone stomp down the stairs
and I laid here processing what just happened.
It's dead quiet without the fan and I heard a
guy's voice outside saying, no, we were just
walking. I'm still lying here motionless in fear
and try to think of someone to call. A few months
ago, my neighbors downstairs got my package by
mistake and messaged me on Facebook about it
after seeing my name. I've seen her a few times
and I know she has these two absolutely ripped
pitbulls. So I messaged her thinking she won't
even see it till she wakes up. Nope, she immediately
starts calling me. She says she saw the two guys
come out of the building after trying her door,
mine and the person across the hall for me, and
then tried to lie and say it wasn't them. She's
already called the police at this point and the
intruders are gone. So I go downstairs and meet
her and we find the breaker box door ripped off
and all the switches off, which sucks because
there's a camera outside that our landlord said
he's trying to back up the footage to see if
it caught them. Our other neighbor wakes up.
She had no idea it was happening. Finally, the
downstairs neighbor got the power. turned back
on and the cops showed up within like 20 minutes
to get statements. Apparently the downstairs
girl was awake the whole time and heard them
trying her door and her dogs were doing a low
growl thing instead of barking. She gave them
their descriptions. Cops haven't updated any
of us yet. Some of my coworkers said maybe it
was the TikTok trend where they kick the door
in. Thankfully, my door opens outward. Not inward,
if that's the case, but I feel like cutting the
power and trying to open all three units seems
like more of like an actual break -in. I barely
slept since it happened and I'm about to try
now. To the two guys who tried to break in at
5 a .m., consider yourselves lucky you aren't
being crapped out by a pit bull right now, and
let's never ever meet again. Okay. Wow. So what
do we think? As soon as you started reading it,
it reminded me of a true story. that is a summit
It was interesting because around Halloween time,
somebody started killing bums. They actually
killed them. Yeah. So one was killed. And then
a week later, train tracks, another one showed
up dead and ended up killing like seven or eight
over three months. So, OK, so all these bums
are getting killed. The police think that they
got their guy. And it was a guy that was 17 years
old, in high school, played basketball. And they
had some, I don't know, back then it wasn't like
DNA per se, but they really felt like they knew
who it was. And they thought it was just this
kid. And the kid was a little strange, but here's
the deal. They found out because they caught
the guy. It was the kids. dad who was a lawyer
in town small little town the lawyer he was killing
the bombs and so if you on this so some people
might actually you know watching your thing yeah
I don't know I mean maybe the attorney just went
Nuts, I don't know. I mean, why would you kill
bombs just to kill bombs? The attorney was sick
of doing what's that thing called? I was going
to say this story kind of was like, dang, thank
goodness those intruders didn't come to our house
growing up because our house used to be unlocked.
at all times, like literally our house was just
anybody could be in our house. Always open. Yeah.
Anybody that needed to get in the house. I just
text them and say, yeah, come on in. The door's
open. Yeah. They would go in and get it. But
now we lock the front door every night. Lucky
that we didn't have somebody hiding in our closet.
You're lucky there was no robbery. That's what
I think, if anything. I know. Like in that type
of neighborhood, it would have been like a robbery.
But we actually had a person that was trying
to get into our, our house. You remember which
one? Yeah. I was home by myself. This store is
crazy. So I was home by myself. I just got home
from work and I looked at the window and I noticed
that there was a guy across the street and he
was just looking over the fence. somebody else's
fence and then he turned around and he slowly
walked towards my house and I'm thinking to myself
Did I lock the door because I always locked this
door. Yeah, and Sure enough. I went around then
the wall the other room and no it was not locked
And so I hurried up and tried to lock it while
he was trying to open it at the same time And
here I was like no and I pushed it and he was
trying to push it open. And so I finally locked
it, finally got it to walk. And oh my goodness,
I was so frightened. And I turned around and
took my, got my cell phone and I called the cops.
And they came, they came. I know, it was scary.
He was trying to, yeah, he had a black backpack,
black clothes, and he was turning around and
tried it. He could have in his backpack. Never
know what was in his backpack. I wish we could
open that backpack up right now on the table
and show our audience Let's get him know when
you told me that story. I Was sketched like I
was scared to go to your place for a while because
really I thought he was gonna come back like
he had his eye on you, honey Well the cops they
were totally and going slow around our neighborhood
trying to find for about a good hour I don't
know if that's long, but no, that's pretty good.
It was long Not in my grandma's house, sir! I
know! It's my home! And I'm like, yeah, that's
very true. Well, we had that, you had that situation
where we used to live and I won't name where
it was at, but there was a guy that you remember
the doorbell ditch incident where the guy caught
the kid and beat the living crap out of them.
Uh, yeah, you know, and uh, Did he get charges
for it? Like, was he pressed charges or whatever?
You know what? No, because he pulled the kid
back onto the property, his property for like
self -defense. In his garage. Oh, yeah, it was
his garage. Yeah. But he beat the heck out of
him in his garage. They were doorbell ditching
them all the time for weeks. And he told them,
he said, if I ever catch you, you're it's over.
I remember you telling me that. That made me
sick because I. I'm normal ditched all the time
and yeah, I had more fun normal ditching the
ones where I knew they would chase me Yeah, no
fun normal vision. No one answers. You're like
those ways of steps Do it again the the the Well,
I can't I would probably leave and call the cops
but you know, cuz that's pretty scary. I don't
know Oh, I think they were only teen Yeah, very
young very young of 13. I don't think I would
run and tell my mom and dad But I wouldn't be
going straight to 9 -1 -1 I would know why because
I would think I'm gonna get in trouble Although
I don't know it depends on how loud the kid was
screaming like five right? Oh, my friend was
getting there I don't know. I would call the
cops. I mean, how many of them were? We don't
scream. We don't know how many there were. But
let's say there's three of them and two of them
are running. They're all running. Yeah. And one
gets caught. Yeah. And then gets drug in and
then starts getting beat. The other two, are
they going to come all the way back? No. Or are
they going to just keep running because they
don't know if the guy's coming? I'm running.
I'm not looking. I mean, if I'm 16, I'm going
back. Yeah, I'm protecting my friend. I'm not
going to. If these guys are so young. Yeah, they're
too little because this guy could have taken
all three of them out at the same time. I mean,
I just think I would probably try to use my word.
I'd be like screaming. If you're like, no, like,
I don't know. I just I could not. I feel like
I could just run away in my friend's feet. that
I believe it John. I believe it. Mom don't flirt
with him. Listen I was playing for Chandler High
School basketball team. We went to play Mesa
High and we went over there and we beat them
and then we were coming home on our bus and all
the guys on the team we decided well we're gonna
go back to Mesa High tonight. The night before
we hung Jackrabbits all over the electric. Oh
my god. You know, we killed the Jackrabbits when
we hung them. Yeah. Because they were the Jackrabbits.
But the vice principal drove like a Lamborghini.
How does that make sense? Yeah, exactly. But
he drove out and we had oranges. The second John.
And we had 11 of us. And we started chucking
these oranges at his car. I mean, we were hitting
it left and right. And anyway, obviously we were
stupid because we got caught. Right. And allegedly
dad wasn't a part of this. He just, he watched
his friends do it and then called the cops. Yeah.
But no, we got, we got in pretty. Oh, you got
caught. Oh, we got caught. Oh, 11 basketball
players throwing oranges. Yeah, we got caught,
but we hit that car so good. But yeah, we had
to do a lot of community service. Talk about
a horror story. You're the vice principal coming
out to your Lamborghini, your one and only prize
in life. And these basketball punks are just
hitting your car. Oh, that sounds terrible. He
probably liked it actually. Yeah. No, he didn't
like it. We got nailed. Oh my gosh. And hey,
last question for you guys. Which story do you
guys think is the fake? The one that you just
did. So my last one, I don't know. This happened
to people, I'm sure, but I think your ban with
the red sweater thing is the red sweater. Yeah.
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