Welcome back to internet frenzy Welcome back
y 'all. We're so happy to be here We're gonna
jump right into last week's theme was the I loved
you then I googled you So we had four stories
there. So the first story was my husband was
arrested at the airport second one was OP discovers
his wife is having an affair Third story was
found arrest records for the man. I have been
dating. How can I safely end things with him?
And then the fourth story was I just found out
my boyfriend's wife thinks he's dead and I don't
know what to do Which one was the fake y 'all?
They were so they're so good one like so many
good ones Lord number four. What's that Shrek
quote where it's like number four. Oh shiz I'm
gonna get hated on so hard cuz that's like such
a That's like such a classic. Have you never
seen that? It's been a long time. I haven't seen
Shrek in a very very long time. Oh, I have to
look this up right now. No, you can't. We've
got a way too many things to do. No, I will literally
help you. No. Oh, it was pick number three, my
lord. Was it that? Fiona. You're gonna kill me.
There we go. That's really cool. I'm so glad
that we went through that. And number three,
my lord. Yeah, I know. Have you seen Shrek? Yeah,
a long time ago. Okay, Shrek is literally the
best ever. But yes, number four was the fake.
Not number three. Doping number three. I don't
know why Shrek is even involved. Oh, but. I'm
really excited for this week's episode. It's
going to be a freaking banger. So let's get to
it, Joe. That's it. It's going to be essentially
the best of the weeks, but the title is Hot Takes
and Cold Feet. Oh, snap. So it's going to be
some of the best stories posted this week on
MIBA hole and relationship advice. Oh my gosh.
Just bringing you the heat only, the stuff that
you guys love. Yes, it's going to be a good episode.
So strap in, let's get to it. Let's jump right
freaking in. You mind if I bat lead off? I think
you'd only be right. I think it's right because
it's so wrong. OK, this one's good. Am I the
a -hole? Boyfriend peed the bed and is mad at
me for my response. That's just disgusting. My
boyfriend M27 and I F23 just moved into a new
house and bought a new mattress. Last night I
woke up to a wet feeling under my arm and hand.
My boyfriend was already up and in the bathroom.
When he came back I asked him if he spilled something
in the bed or knew why it was wet. He told me
he thinks he peed the bed. I asked him again
and said, wait, are you serious? He said, I think
I peed in my dream and peed in real life. You
think? Like bro, you know. We were both half
awake at this point and I'm just surprised that
he actually did wet the bed. I asked him to go
grab stuff to clean it up and he told me that
it was fine. I asked him what he meant by that
and he grabbed a towel. laid it on the wet spot
and got back into bed to go to sleep. No. No.
I pulled the covers off him and told him that
he needs to go grab stuff to clean it up because
I don't want it to get stained and it's a new
mattress and we don't have a mattress cover for
it yet. He told me that it was fine and I'm overreacting.
That statement naturally pissed me off and I
told him I'm not going to sleep and his piss
and that's not fair to me. He told me he'd clean
it in the morning and that it's not a big deal
and he doesn't it doesn't warrant the reaction
I have. Ew. That was not the solution I wanted
so I took all the sheets off the bed and threw
them at him and told him to sleep on the couch.
No. It was very irritating hearing him tell me
that I'm overreacting because I asked him to
clean up his peed in the bed we both slept in.
Oh my gosh. He then knocked on the door ten minutes
later asking for a new blanket because the one
I gave him The one I gave him smelled like pee.
So my VA hopefully overreacting to my boyfriend
not cleaning up the pee in the bed right away.
Oh my gosh. No, you're not overreacting. But
I'm trying to think on like his perspective here
because obviously the first thing you can say
is like, no, he's an idiot. That's disgusting.
And like she had every right to blow up or whatever.
Maybe he was just really, really embarrassed.
Well, naturally, he's going to be really, really
embarrassed. but he also the way she described
how he acted didn't sound like he was embarrassed
he just didn't care like he was like nonchalant
by like i'm just going back to bed it's fine
it is a poly it is so bad he just places a towel
over it it reminds me of it reminds me have you
seen the movie big daddy for a long time okay
the little boy pees the bed and he puts newspaper
down on top of it and then the kid's just like
rolling around it's just like making all this
paper wrinkling noise It's like, oh yeah, just
go to sleep on it. It's fine. Not a big deal.
This poor guy. So this story. What? Do you not
remember? I just did not know if you were going
to talk about it. I'm going to talk about it.
I'm going to talk about it. Are you sure? Yeah.
OK. I think that it's probably not like a super
common thing. Yeah. But. Listen, you guys, I've
peed the bed in adulthood one time. Once. It
was only one time. It's our first year married.
Our first year married, and it was in an Airbnb.
I thought it was at my house. It was at our house.
It was in a bed. No, it wasn't. It was when we
were on the trip of my family in California.
California? Yes. Oh my gosh. That was horrible.
So listen, here's the thing. I don't know what
you could attribute it to. I know I had a ton
of sugar. and I wasn't used to that and I had
a dream and in my dream I was like trying to
go hang out with Jordan Spieth who's a professional
golfer and you guys I don't even care how much
hate I get for this this it's hilarious to me
thinking back on this in my dream I was like
my neighbor is this professional golfer and I
gotta pee so bad but I'm so I gotta go pee real
fast and then I'm gonna go over and like meet
Jordan Spieth and I literally woke up realizing
that in my dream I was trying to hurry and I
woke up I was face down just peeing on this bed
I was just like there is no freaking way did
you wake me up but it's just happened I I began
the whole cleaning regimen like stripped everything
back scrubbing the shiz out of it yeah but I
was asleep so did you wake me up I remember well
you were asleep on on your half and I was like
trying to assess how like how much of a spot
there was my first priority was the mattress
yeah so like i pulled up the fitted sheet and
was like scrubbing the mattress because i didn't
want the stain but whoa are you all right whoa
are you all right um i think you mean to say
bless you yeah bless you god have you ever heard
someone sneeze before never anyways Then we threw
all the, all the sheets in the washing machine.
We washed it all up proper. I felt like you were
going to be like, wait, I just wet the bed. And
I was like, what? I mean, I probably did. Yeah.
I was just like, um, yeah, I, I just peed the
bed, but I had to share that because that was
crazy. But guess what else? An update was posted
since I found this story. Thank you guys for
the quick replies. This was my first post on
Reddit and I don't use it very much, but after
he left for work today, I really couldn't get
the situation off my mind. I thought I'd see
what y 'all had to say. I'll address a few comments
from the first post. First off, I wish it was
fake, but I really did wake up yesterday to piss
in the bed and ended it arguing with my BF. My
BF and I have only lived together in small stents
here and there before, but this is the first
time we have our own house, just us. No, he doesn't
have a drug or alcohol problem, diabetes, take
meds, and wasn't drinking that night. He just
worked an overnight shift the previous night
and was pretty tired. He's never done this before
since we've been together, so that's why I didn't
believe him at first. And we don't have a lot
of money right now, so we got a mattress from
Walmart for $300, for those of you bashing that
detail, LOL. We both ended up cleaning the pee
after I threw his sheets. and blankets to him
and I took the bed because our couch isn't big
and I really couldn't be bothered to move to
the couch when I felt like I did nothing wrong
I was tired and wasn't thinking that part through
entirely also he is not a horrible abusive bf
have a fetish etc like some of the comments have
said and I didn't throw him out of the house
he was truly half awake and was just not responsive
the way he needed to be after peeing in our bed
anyways he got back from work today with flowers
and my He told me he was thinking about what
happened last night all day and that he was sorry.
He apologized for dismissing me that he was disrespectful.
I called him and the only issue I had with the
situation was him telling me I was overreacting
from me wanting him to clean up the pee at the
moment. That wasn't fair to me and expect me
to be okay sleeping in his pee. Let me be clear,
I understand accidents happen, but to sit there
and tell me my response to needing it cleaned
up ASAP is unwarranted is insane. I appreciated
the gesture and I did read what you guys said.
He doesn't have any underlying trauma or alcoholic
issues. He just peed the bed. I was mad at his
response. I am trying to be understanding that
he was tired and wanted to go back to bed. At
the same time, this affects both of us. I just
needed him to be responsible and acknowledge
that what I said was valid and he needs to grow
up. He did order a mattress cover that will be
here tomorrow. So until that's on the mattress,
I don't want him in the bed with me. I think
making him sleep with those sheets and blankets
did jolt him awake to realizing the gravity of
the situation. I'm still a bit hurt from how
he handled the situation selfishly and was inconsiderate,
but he seems pretty remorseful. So we'll see
how we will feel later. That's it for now. Thank
you guys for the advice. Oh my gosh. What a dramatic
fight for a guy that just had a slip up. Like
this poor guy just literally like - He's exhausted.
Just let it go in the bedtime. Didn't even know.
So they're like, we'll see we'll see how he handles
the next few nights and if he's the bad it's
over I'm not no bed wetters up in this feet.
Hey, I Understand this somebody said one very
important life lesson here. Never use the dream
toilet Yeah, I I can attest that's where that's
where I was at I was standing at the toilet in
my dream and it happens That's funny. That's
that. I don't like her response. I think she's
like saying he's selfish and this and that dude
was just embarrassed as heck like just blustered
and i think i just think like a dude just tired
like didn't really like think it through with
like hygiene it is disgusting though i mean she
woke up to a wet hand and floor whatever it was
freaking nasty i mean that's nasty i could never
just place a towel on it and be like back to
bed like there's no way no yeah yeah she she's
like I don't know if you understand the gravity
of the situation like that's the thing It's like
it's not like he's bedwetting every night So
he brought you flowers in your favorite ice cream.
So he'll have pint of ice cream. Then you're
gonna be the one Let's go my guy. Oh, yeah, you're
coming back right there. I told her didn't I?
Tell her to comment. No, I'm not gonna comment.
I'll save from here My husband insists on a foot
washing ritual before intimacy and I don't know
how to tell him it makes me uncomfortable. Hi
everyone. I30F has been married to my husband
33M for almost four years. He's a wonderful man,
strong in his faith and a committed spiritual
leader in our home. We both grew up in the church
and our shared values were one of the biggest
reasons we fell in love. Recently he introduced
a new practice into our marriage that he says
is inspired by John 13. When Jesus washed the
disciples feet as a sign of humility and service,
my husband explained that he feels this is a
way for us to show mutual respect and spiritual
connection before we share physical intimacy.
The first time he suggested it, I went along
because I could see it meant a lot to him. But
over the past few months, it's become a routine
that happens every time. We read scripture, pray,
and then take turns washing each other's feet.
I truly understand his heart behind it. He's
trying to honor God in our marriage and keep
our relationship grounded in service to one another,
but to be honest, I find it awkward and even
a little distracting. Instead of feeling close
and relaxed, I feel like I'm participating in
a small church service right before we're supposed
to connect as husband and wife. I don't want
to make him feel like his efforts to honor our
marriage are silly or wrong, but I also can't
ignore that this practice is making intimacy
feel more like an obligation than something joyful.
How could I bring this up in a way that respects
his intentions and doesn't hurt him? Has anyone
else experienced something like this in a faith
-based marriage? Oh my goodness. That was from
relationship advice? Yes. Oh, leave the cult.
Okay, honestly, I think it's kind of beautiful.
No, please don't. No, actually, is it like sacrilegious?
I don't really know. I feel sacrilegious to me.
Yeah, it may be. I don't know. What do you think
the Lord would actually like? No, no, let's not
go there. No, no, no. I'm saying like, no, really.
Do you think the Lord would think that's sacrilegious
or what do you think it's beautiful if they're
like pure intentions? Okay. Let's take this back
a step because When Jesus washed the disciples
feet, it was like a sign of humility and respect
and love and service. And like those are all
great things for a relationship, absolutely.
But for this to be a ritual before you share
intimate moments, like we're talking about completely
different things here. Like one moment with kind
of the scriptural context of like It's Jesus
doing it to the disciples. Yeah, that's one thing.
This is how we're going to like feel close to
each other. It feels feels wrong. It's like if
you want me to rub your feet first. OK, well,
I'll rub your feet, but I love I'm not going
to like I'm not going to wash them. Like, yeah,
it just there's blurred lines. I like in this
poor wife, she's like, I married this spiritual
giant, this great guy, and he's just like We
will be washing each other's feet again tonight.
But maybe he is just trying to show a level of
like respect and intimacy and like, just like
a, in a loving way. Am I so wrong to think this
isn't like that insane? Well, I like feet. Oh
no. me this isn't like I mean I this is wild
it is but I'm trying not to think he's like the
most psycho weirdest dude in the world no it's
not that it's psycho and weird it's just no it
is it's weird it's just weird it's like a it's
not a it's not something that needs to be ritualistic
at all if you want to give your wife a foot massage
okay that's fine like you want to make sure that
she gives you a foot massage too Make sure the
plane killed his level. Okay, that's fine It's
the washing that is like it just feels so not
right really and it's even like let's just say
there's two foot freaks, okay, like You you meet
your match and somebody loves feet as much as
you do. I Don't okay Joey from the Bachelor He
also was on a podcast with Harry and I was I
listened to a clip on tik -tok and he was like
he said something about how he really likes feet
and he was like I don't really want to talk about
this because everyone's gonna think I have a
foot fetish and blah blah blah but I just genuinely
like like my significant other's feet like I
think they're cute and that's how I feel I never
cared about feet or anything until I met Joe
and I just think Joe has really nice soft feet
and I love his feet but I would never do anything
with his feet and I never have okay guys so No,
that's true, though. Never has. But I do like
feet, but I don't have like this like weird kink
for feet. That's what I'm trying to say. OK,
well. Let's go back to her. Whereas she made
a post saying, I'm not comfortable doing this
every time. Like, yeah. She's like, OK, cool.
Like, imagine she has to take off this dude's
cowboy boots. Like, imagine there are these stinky
freaking feet. Ew. And he's just like, yep. Service
wash them like give him give him a good never
mind You know what I was I was picturing when
I'm you know kind of defending this guy I was
picturing him washing hers I never really pictured
her having to wash his and I don't like the idea
of her washing his You care to elaborate he should
wash hers he's just like yeah, no he needs to
Just like the idea of it being like a respect
thing but the fact he wants her to wash his that's
like Manpower like back is a two -way street.
Nah Okay, yeah, this is this is weird I I don't
know let me tell you some of the comments Okay,
so this comment said look I respect faith But
if my partner pulled out a foot bath every time
we were about to get intimate I'd start wearing
steel toe boots just to slow them down Don't
get it Like steel -toed boots are like big work
boots you tie up to the top like so the person's
saying like If this had to be a thing then like
you're gonna be on your loose. You're working
for it. Oh, okay. Okay Oh, I like this comment
says not to be irreverent, but you can absolutely
still be holy without clean feet every single
time Maybe just keep it for anniversaries or
special moments. I feel like that's a good compromise.
Yeah, it just, you know, it is. It's a good compromise.
I'm just thinking. You're crying? No, how's this
dude gonna take it? She's like, hey, maybe we
could just do the foot bath thing like once a
year. Yeah. It's like, I love it. You have to
respect me every single time. Like, I've led
us to this ritual. It just feels freaking bizarre.
Very interesting. Very, very interesting. Well,
I would love to know. There's got to be more
faith Christian people out there that do kind
of crazy stuff like this. If there are, please,
please. Write it in. Hit the comments here. Write
it in. internetfrenzy at gmail .com Send this
to their stories. We've got to know. Yeah, we'd
love to know because there's got to be more out
there like this. I hope there's not. Okay, well
on to the next. Comes from mivahole. mivahole
for vetoing my wife's car purchase in the dealership
and walking her out of there without looking
at the car she picked out. That's so sad because
buying your car is a pain in the ass and if you
finally find one you love. Well, that's so sad.
Okay, I'm ready. So my 29M wife 27F is a stay
-at -home mom by her choice until the kids are
old enough to go to school. Her older Honda SUV
recently bit the dust when it needed some major
repairs that totaled more than the value of her
car. This was right at the beginning of the work
week for me, so I unfortunately didn't have the
time to sit with her and look at cars immediately.
I told her she can do some research first and
she can hold off until my day's off. and we could
do some research together. I gave her a max budget
of $20 ,000, but it was flexible as she found
something she really liked. In the meantime,
I lent her my car, which is a Mustang Moth E,
sick, an electric Mustang, and took public transit
slash Uber to work during the week. Look, okay,
salute to you, bro. Yeah. Good for you. You gave
her your car and you're fluffing it. He says,
on one of my half days, I get a call from my
wife saying that I need to come to a dealership
after work and look at a new car she wants. I
get a sinking feeling knowing she went to a dealership
without me knowing how creditory they can be.
So I asked her for the address. It's a Lexus
dealer. I asked her who recommended it and she
said that one of her friends has a boyfriend
who works there and that they work out a nice
deal for her. That friend happens to drive a
Lexus and managed to get my wife in love with
her car. I get off work and drove over to the
dealership. On the phone with my wife I locate
her and this car sales professional. I asked
if she's seen and driven the car. She says yes,
and she likes it. I asked the salesman, how much
is it out the door? He says, well, your wife
and I were discussing some options. How much
do you have down? I said, honey, we're not buying
a car today. Let's go. She asks why. I say, because
he can't give us a straight answer about how
much the car costs. She says, hold on, prints
out the sheet. The used 2020 Lexus GX460 she
was looking at. was an eye -watering $56 ,000
after taxes, fees, and add -ons. Oh. I said,
no, honey, that's not what we agreed on. She
asked if I could at least look at the car before
I left, but I said no. Salesman tried to butter
me up and sell me on the car and say they could
work on the price, but I just took keys from
my wife and left. Eventually, I was able to sit
her down and show her some much more affordable
options that wouldn't require us financing the
car and going back into debt. She ended up purchasing
a nice used Honda Pilot Touring she ended up
liking. We have one of those. We love it. Pilot
Elite. But she ended up likings. That car all
told purchase price and then some overdue maintenance
items came out to about $21 ,000. This incident
in the grand scheme of marriage was a blip, but
she did say I seemed cold and unreceptive to
what she wanted at the dealership. But I defended
myself by saying that the sales strategy in a
dealership sometimes is to make one spouse love
the car and make that spouse feel like the salesperson
is on their side so that they might purchase
a car from them even if it's not a good decision
for the couple. Am I the a -hole for how I handle
the dealership situation? Her friend is also
a little upset I treated her boyfriend, Ruby,
at the dealership. But from my perspective, that
wasn't my wife's friend's partner. That was a
car salesman trying to put us in $800 a month
worth of debt for the next five years. Yeah.
Oh my gosh. No, I think he handled it really
well. Honestly, like I think it was really disrespectful
for the wife to even like consider going into
something like that when they agreed on the 20
,000. So that actually like frustrated me with
the wife. 56 G's. Yeah. No, I'm just going to
triple what you said. Yeah. Like, no, it's fine.
I'm at the dealership. I already did it. Just
sign the paper. Just like shut up and do it.
That's wild. And he is so spot -on about car
salesmen they are the worst I hate I hate them
I'm sorry if you're a car salesman you're listening
I don't like them and they have screwed me over
every single time because I'm a sucker I am that
freaking wife and they do use that tactic because
our last our car right now our Honda pilot elite
it's so embarrassing we're even saying that but
anyways the trims it's cool it's got all the
stuff it's pretty awesome we love it we got freaking
swindled yeah we got swindled so hard because
I fell in love with it and I showed my cards
to earlier. Like I was like, Oh, I love this
one. This is it. Like, and the salesman was obviously
taking all this in. So then we go to sit down
and he knew that I was obsessed with it. And
by this point we had already been sales or we
had been shopping for like three days at that
point. So we were so done. We just wanted a fricking
car. And he knew that he knew that we were like
finally fun when we really liked. And yeah, they
did not move a budge at all at the price. And
The salesman was like on my side because I was
like, team, let's just get it. And you were more
like, no, we should talk about this. Yeah. I'm
like, it was so stupid. We had to buy this car
before our camping trip. Like we, we like had
to pull the trigger before the holiday, before
the fourth of July. Yeah. So dumb. Cause we wanted
a new car for camping and our dogs could fit
in all the things. But I literally, I, I told
the guy, I'm like, dude, a thousand dollars off
and I'll shake your hand right now. And he like
goes to the manager, comes back, and he's like,
I'd be losing money on that. I'd be losing money
at that point. It's like, no, you're not. What
are you talking about, bro? You're saying that
you're going to make $500 on this deal? Like,
you're such a liar. Yeah, it was ridiculous.
He sucked, but it's fine. Shout out Baldy. Oh,
shit. Go and see him. Go and see him and get
swindled. That was great. Don't edit that out.
I know, I've already been planning on beeping
it out, honestly. No, no. Baldi, you're a jerk.
The audacity of that guy, too. I can't even,
I'm not even starved. Yeah, he is, yeah. Okay,
but here's the best part. Okay. Best comment
says, ex car salesman here, you are a thousand
percent right, LOL. Every tactic you describe
is exactly what they do. Yeah. Yeah, I'm right,
he's right, we're all right. No, he was more
right. you copied him no I never read that comment
no but you copied him from before like you were
like yeah no he's right because he said oh okay
anyways anyway he said she said everyone's right
somebody else said my favorite is when I ask
what's the out -the -door price and they say
well the monthly payment is nope thanks for your
time that's not what I asked bye oh I honestly
give me PTSD like I hate car shopping I hate
it so much guys we bought that car And literally
three days later, Trace, after buying that car,
you guys, that was boss, unexpectedly and tragically
died. And then he lost his job. So that honestly
just car shopping in general, I'm good on it.
I don't want to car shop for many, many years.
Our PTSD is an onion. It's got layers. You guys
don't even know what we have been through in
life and slowly each episode we will share. You
don't even wanna know. You don't. It's been fun.
It's been really fun, you guys. Your turn to
share the last story. Yes. So this is off our
relationship advice. My 27M fiance and I25F just
broke up. Suddenly he can do chores and spend
money on household supplies. As the title reads,
I just broke up with my fiance, my partner of
seven years. One of the major problems in our
relationship was that he didn't contribute to
the household. This being, he didn't help with
chores often, in his words, because he worked
so much, and he didn't spend money on supplies
for the house. New vacuum, toilet paper, or trash
bags. However, after having broken up last week,
he has miraculously resolved these issues with
himself. Now he washes all of his dishes, he
bought himself a ton of bathroom items, and new
vacuum just for him. Ours is old and rickety,
but gets the job done. Now I get that he is buying
these items because he is going to move out,
and he doesn't want to share items. It's just
very anger -imbucing because I'm wondering where
all this effort and money came from. He couldn't
have helped me buy things and do chores before,
but now that we're done, he can. My question
is, how do I not flip the hell out that he's
so selfish and manipulative? She's not over him.
She's in love with him and she's so mad that
he's gonna thrive without her. Yeah, he's gonna
go have a nice clean living space and he's gonna
pay for it. No, but for real, I understand where
she's coming from this whole time. I think he's
doing it out of spite. He's just trying to piss
her off. Well, of course. Yeah, he's playing
games. You're gonna break up with me over me
not buying the ammonia? I didn't buy the pine
saw. Sorry. Nah, she has probably mentioned it
to him, knowing a girl on a man's relationship.
She has definitely mentioned this many, many
times and she's had enough. Well, if she's gonna...
stop the relationship over it, then you're obviously
right. Well, there is an edit and update. Talk
to us. My profile has a previous post with more
information for those interested. He is for sure
moving out in September. At least that's what
he told me today. Thank you to everyone who has
interacted with this post. I'm still hurting
and healing, but I'm just going to remain optimistic
on what the future holds without someone selfish
being unappreciative of me. Last update for a
while. He's not able to move out in September
as previously mentioned. He hasn't gotten approved
for the apartments he applied to. I don't have
the funds to move out, so I'm just stuck until
the start of December at least. For those asking,
we both work full -time jobs. I was able to get
a friend to agree to move in once he's out. His
job does pay significantly higher than mine,
however, he does not pay more in bills because
he screwed up his credit and bought a very expensive
truck. I was also a student up until halfway
through July when I graduated with my bachelor's.
Not bragging, but I did receive honors as I was
very dedicated, just to give you the perspective
that I didn't have a lot of free time either
to be cleaning up after everyone. She graduated
with honors. Wow, you must not have had any time
to cook and clean, but you still did it anyway.
I personally think they're going to stay together.
Yeah, they're probably still banging. Yeah, I
think so. Like, yeah, you can't move out until
September. Like, what are you guys going to do?
You're just going to hang out? Have you imagined
just, like, living together after breaking up?
I'd buy a vacuum, and I'd start doing the chores
that I wasn't doing that caused you to break
up with me. I'd be so happy, and I would just
want to stay with you after that. Yeah, and you'd
be like, please stay. I would honestly bring
up the foot washing ceremony. Yeah, you would.
Again Like that was actually me as OP and I'm
the girl and you're the guy Okay, well that was
my story Well, I liked it. Thanks. That's pretty
good. Thanks Joe. Oh Well, I like you and I like
internet frenzy and I love everyone that listens
and stay tuned for next week's because trust
me I say this every freaking week, but it's so
good. I cannot wait Which one you guys think
is the fake though? Yeah, that's the real question
here and stay tuned because next week in the
beginning of the episode we will air which one
Was the fake and we will reveal it He hates when
I sing because it's like you're like coxing me
you're like coxing you No, that sounds terrible.
I'm funnier when I do it. That's I don't claim
to be funny doing it Wow not you got me there
He got me there, hey guys, there's a really funny
story, just real fast. Joe went golfing today,
of course he did, and shocker, and he was with
his buddies. Once a month. No, no, no, no, no.
And he was with his buddies, and one of the guys
that was behind them in the tournament was like,
Joe was going to swing, and the dude was giving
Joe grief, and what did he say about your shirt?
Oh my gosh. He just kept, he's like, dude, your
shirt's too big, like, you had a great swing,
you got a great move on the ball, but your shirt's
way too big, bro. And he's like, one of the other
guys in the group was like, yeah, my mom has
a nightgown that looks just like that. What did
you pop off and say? I was like, yeah, I know
it looked really good on the floor last night.
And all the dudes just died laughing. They were
laughing forever. They were like, dude, he caught
you so good. I roasted him. Yeah, his group was
loving that. Yeah, it was so good. So hey, if
they're listening. Yeah, if you guys are listening,
congrats on winning the tournament, you douchebags.
Oh, did they win it? They did. Oh, I hate that.
I won the tournament in the playoffs. Oh, that
was cool. Dang it. I'll wear your mom's shirt
any time, bud. No, you won't. You are married
to me. If she wants me to wear his mom's nightgown,
I'll wear it to go to sleep with you. Yo, you're
gonna wet the bed with that nightgown. And I'll
use it and snap it up. Ew. I hate myself. Yeah.
Well, you should. Well, thanks for listening,
you guys. It's been a fun, wild episode. We will
see you guys next week. And make sure you tune
in on all the socials. Yes. Let us know who you
think is fake. Yes. And also, one last thing.
Happy one year to us. One full year of internet
frenzy from all the podcasts, all social media
posts. We are growing. It is so exciting to see.
And hopefully one day we make millions. That
would be cool. Edit that out. Hopefully you guys
are enjoying it as much as we are. Thank you
so much for being here. We'll catch you guys
next week. Internet frenzy on three. One, two,
three. Internet frenzy. Bye. Love you guys so
much. Wash your feet. Bye. Click no pretending