Welcome back to Internet Frenzy. Welcome back,
y 'all. I am so happy to be here. More importantly,
we have two special guests tonight and they are
literally the absolute best. We've got Noel and
Dallas, everyone. Thank you. Welcome back. Welcome
back, America's favorite couple. Yes. Is that
what our fans are calling it? That's what the
people are saying. They're like springing them
back on right now. Oh my gosh. Did I haven't
even checked the ratings or any of the? The interwebs.
Yeah, check it out. IMDB. It's there. Wow. For
all the places. Cheers, guys. Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers. Wow, Joe. This is what Joe's
about. He just gives you the foot. Yeah. The
foot and the finger. I'll take my shoes off and
we'll just hold. Like, literally, you just gave
me a better idea. Do you realize what you've
done? Oh That was my bad you guys guys we were
we were really excited to have you back Last
time that you guys were here. We ventured off
to beaten path a little bit and we might be doing
that again. Oh Yes, yeah Well, it's favorite
don't be tempted me with a good time Alright,
so this this week's episode is titled error 404
universe not found Oh my god. Let's freaking
go. We got a recap. No, I listened to the episode
last week. Tied in knots, the anniversary stories.
Loved it. Real quick, let's find out which story
was fake. We'll see if you're right. First one
was M .I .D .A. hope for being mad at my husband
for forgetting our anniversary even though he's
been this whole provider for eight months. And
we have the wife booked an anniversary trip without
the husband's knowledge with her coworker that
was male. That was weird or was it? Could you
listen? Thank you. Then we have my husband caught
on fire on our 17th anniversary dinner. And we
have my four -year -old niece ruin my anniversary
present for my girlfriend. Give us your best
guess. I said the first story was the fake. Definitely
can happen, and I'm sure has happened. But that's
the fake. I feel confident about that one. That's
awesome. You're wrong. OK. Not bad. Nice. Trust
your confidence. OK. I don't give dot it. I say
it's number three. Lock it in. He's right. Oh,
he always is right. You're what? Two and three?
Two for three. I think I'm three for four. OK,
we'll go with that. We'll go with three for four.
No. Noel? Two for three? We'll go. Don't leave
him hanging again. It's like the third time.
Trust me, guys. Yeah. Trust me. Don't. He has
a mustache. He knows all. No. I knew all. Yes.
Now there's this amazing show called Psych, you
know? Psychic. That's Dahl. How do you feel about
you losing to your spouse? Well, if that's the
only way he I'm going to lose and I win in every
other aspect, I'll take it. Except Uno. We don't
have to go there. I'd like to stay married tonight.
So. Not tonight. The gloves come off for uno.
I love it. Alright, so that was it the husband
catching fire on their anniversary. That was
the fake Good job you thank you so much Okay,
let's jump right into it. Shall we? Yes. I'm
so excited. You want to start? No, you're gonna
bat lead off. Oh, I love that for me click no
pretending this is from high strangeness something
very strange happened to me today today i went
to pick up my daughter from school and bring
her to her father's house on the way there i
knew i needed to go to the bank after i dropped
her off She asked if we could get coffee before
I dropped her off and then the errand of going
to the bank skipped my mind and after I dropped
her off, I went home. Within five minutes of
me being home, I remembered, oh crap, I need
to go to the bank to withdraw money to pay rent.
So I grabbed my keys in person, leave home again
to go to the bank. As I walk up to the teller
with my withdrawal slip, she's looking at me
with a very confused look. And then when I handed
the slip and my ID, she almost jumped back and
her face was even more confused looking. She
glanced at me and then my ID and then back at
me. I was almost thinking she didn't think my
ID looked like me. And she said, I'm so sorry,
but weren't you just here for this transaction?
And I laughed and said, no, I certainly wasn't.
I just got here. She processed the withdrawal
all the while. It seemed like she thought I was
effing with her like one of those videos you
see on the internet with identical twins. I do
not have a twin. Should I ask to see security
footage? Do you think they'll show me or I think
I'm crazy? Oh well. And even weirder, later in
the day while working my bartending job, a woman
asked if I lived in the city I live in and said,
I swear I saw you gardening earlier. I always
see you in your garden. I don't live in her neighborhood.
What is going on? Yo. Um, so did she glitch out
or did the bank person glitch out? Everyone's
glitching out. But her. She's got a doppelganger.
Could you imagine? There's another dimension
where she's there and she's gardening and going
to the... Don't believe me! No, there's another
dimension where she's freaking doing all the
errands and gardening and it's another version
of her. Can I have that so I don't have to do
a thing during the day? Oh wouldn't that be nice?
No because then the other you and the other dimension
still has to do it. Oh. Or is it like a - That's
also a thing where it's - or maybe it's just
she does have a long lost twin or it's just a
doppelganger. Haven't you thought that though?
Have you ever wondered? Like I wonder someone
out there like is there somebody out there that
has very very similar everything to me? Yes.
But like what if they're in like Europe? But
- Have you heard, maybe I just made this up,
which is very plausible. It's probably true.
I think it's true. I believe everything I read
on the internet. Bella said it's true and he
has three odds. Everything I read on the internet
is true. So yeah. Well, there's, there's approximately
six other people that look exactly like you at
any given time. No, but they're, they're like
all over the world. Yeah. Like how many kind
of genes are there? How many, how much DNA is
there? Yeah, that's fair. Okay, what I, my first
thought was when you started talking and you
were going around, you were playing with all
these fun ideas. We know the movie, the scary
movie, where it's like they're doppelganger,
but they're the evil version of them. Us. Yeah.
Like I'm over here thinking, like, I think all
the time, like, what if that actually happened?
Like, can you imagine your evil person standing
in front of you? No. No, I can only imagine the
kind version of me standing in front of me, so.
Oh, okay. It's like all the emotions of you.
Wait, what are emotions? Yeah, this is the evil
side. Yeah. Oh. Emotionless. He's the bad guy.
Explains a lot. So the mustache, it was... Yeah,
the good hymn. The good hymns underground somewhere
right now. Yeah. Get out. Yes. Oh my gosh. So
you beat the good guy a long time ago and came
out. Wow. Spoiler alert, brother. Oh. Have you
not seen the movie, bro? We should maybe. Spoiler
alert. Oh, spoiler alert. Sorry, everyone. I
was thinking the Beauty and the Beast theory.
Have you heard of that? The Beauty and the Beast?
No. So the movie Beauty and the Beast? I've heard
of that. Heard of it. So there's a theory. that
the town is under a spell. It's the same spell
that the witch put on the beast, that the town
is stuck in the time of when the prince was turned
into the beast. And that's why when Belle walks
around the town, she can predict all of the steps
and like she never gets hit by the wagon. And
like she knows how many eggs there's going to
be in all of this. What if that happened in that
town with that lady? So like, oh, totally. She
one day was gardening and somebody's like, oh,
hey, I've seen you gardening. You're always in
your garden. Yeah. It's whoa. The whole town
is like, she is the booty. I think you're pushing
it. I believe in interdimensional. You actually
though. Like really? World without number. I
mean, yeah. Yeah. I just, we don't know anything.
We actually don't know anything. Spiritually,
do we know? I mean, no, we don't like it. We
don't have anything on three. Fatanically, maybe.
Probably, probably. That sounds more right. Well,
we could start with the third of the hosts of
heaven. They decided to go away. I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I read that. I'll testify
of that. I heard about that. I heard about that
one, yeah. I know about that. It's just one of
those things. Wow, Joe, you were so insightful,
so deep, so profound. Hey, I teach gospel doctrine
on Sunday. He does. I didn't believe in interdimensional
stuff until I saw the new Spider -Man, the new
what's not new anymore? Oh, the comic Spider
-Man across the multiverse or whatever. The second
one's the multiverse. OK, OK. Which what's the
first one? Spider -verse. Like where you become
Spider -Man. Yeah. Yeah, they're also yes, but
there's also the other spider -man's which then
the multiverse is More spider -man. Have you
seen the second one? Yeah, yeah, it's where but
the dot guy. Yeah with the spot. Yeah. Yeah,
that's like me. Okay I didn't believe and then
now I do because of that because of that comic
It is I'm not I'm not just in did you see like
movie Avengers endgame or whatever what? Yeah,
with all the Tobey Maguire - Did your eye just
quit? Yeah, I - I'll zoom in on - You didn't
- I - No, I - No, Marvel - Guys, we have to go
into this again. I completely and entirely missed
the Marvel wave, haven't seen any of those. Except
for Thor. Okay, wait, of course you've seen Thor.
My good sir. I think I'm more into the Tobey
Maguire Spider -Man. I think I'm more thrown
off that she called the new Spider -Man's, Toby
McGuire's Spider -Man's, than finding out that
you haven't seen. Because you meant Tom Holland?
Tom Holland's the new one. If you saw the movie,
you would know what I'm saying. Well, I haven't
seen any of the 14 of them. Well, there's only
one Endgame. Oh, well, I mean, for now. Well,
I mean, if you watched it, you would know, but.
But I haven't. I've seen the memes. I don't know
what they mean. Well, if you watch that, you
would know. Yeah, totally. And then that might
help solidify your testimony of interdimensional.
Well, it sounds like I'll never know because
I'm never going to spend the time to like catch
up and like know all of it. You don't need to
catch up. Literally, you just watch the one.
That's it. Yeah. Isn't it like three hours? Two
and a half. So I'm going to have to take a nap
in the middle. OK. OK. He's that old, guys. Cheers.
Cheers to age. I can't stand when we turn a movie
on and we're like, oh, let's watch this. It's
going to be so good. And then one of us, or not
me, never me, Joe. You, sometimes. No. It's zonked
out. I'm just like, what are we doing? Why are
we watching this? Are you the same? Oh. It's
physically impossible for me to be on a comfy
couch with a blanket and not pass out. I also,
sorry, this is really going off topic, so we'll
keep it short. Yeah, sorry. And I have heard
that you're a blanket guy. Like, you love blankets.
Oh. In the other multiverse, I don't, so that's
why I'm enjoying it. Right. Okay. How do you
feel about this one? I got to throw people off
with my evil side, you know? Yes. So this one,
this is pretty nice. You like it. Yeah, so that's
Minky, and then this one's Cozy's. It's so cute.
Here, dude. Don't have a Cozy. Yeah? Okay. I
got Dallas. Oh, that was very kind of you Joe.
I like to share that and that's like That's understandable.
Yeah, get your microscope out right up Yeah,
she likes that one, huh? You did I got one on
my nightstand. You're ready to go you're magnificent
Spectacle like let's do this. It's monocle I'm
telling you guys. I don't. You guys, they just
like a guy that's funny. They don't care about
anything else. The more they keep their eyes
closed, the better. That's right. Oh, my God.
Oh, that was a good one, Joe. I'm telling you.
Yep. The funny guys will always win. Before we
start on Joe's story, I have to have our cosmic
visions from Katya's. So let's open these Brad
boys up. You guys want to try them? Yes. I don't
think you guys have tried Katya's yet. No, but
I see them every week. Oh, they're so good. And
just look longingly at them. You guys don't understand.
Look how cute they are. I know. Oh my heck. And
this is perfect for our episode theme tonight.
Oh, they're like stars cosmic. Oh, brother, you're
not supposed to eat them. Oh, you are. No, we're
just supposed to look at them. How delicious.
Are they good? Isn't the texture amazing? They're
like the right amount of like sugar. Order some,
tell your friends. They're the goat. They're
so good, and they're vegan. It has no red 40
or no red three. And no animal gelatin. No animal
gelatin. No horsetails? No. So this is when you
get to say, hey. Is this legal in all 50 states?
Yes. Who cares? It's not even from here. It doesn't
matter. No, but this is like when you say, oh,
it's healthy candy. It's healthy candy. Yeah.
You're so good about it. That's really good.
Aren't they really cute? Okay. Well, okay. I
could eat like seven packets of these and I feel
disgusting. You like sour candy, right? Mm -hmm.
Oh, a lot of these. Okay. So these are also theirs.
These are the sour gummies, though. I'll give
them to Dalpa. Yeah. You want more? Is that good?
Joel, you'll like these. I like all of them.
Oh, it's a unicorn! I know, aren't they cute?
Oh, heck. It's a little unicorn. They're adorable!
Oh, heck. Tell me if you like the sour ones.
You're all humidified. Yeah, they're pretty good,
right? Love those. Yeah. Which one do you like
better, sour or the cosmic? I like the cosmic
better. Sour. Cosmic. Okay. Okay. All right.
Well, now we are officially ready for your story.
Please no more eating candy, jump and chew and
let's get on with that. All right. This was posted
four days ago to high strangeness. Oh, guys,
I didn't even know about this one. No, I'm stupid.
OK. OK, OK, OK. My friend swears Paul Walker
checked into his hotel last week and the security
footage is gone. Paul Walker, like the the dead
guy, the guy who wrapped himself around the tree.
Am I driving too fast? Yes. I'm going to say
this, I'm going to let it in. Furious and the
fast? That one, okay. You know they did a whole
thing, Fast and Furious 7. You know that song?
It was driving away into the end of it. And you
all cried. Don't cry as I ate them. I will cry
thinking about it. Yeah, they also cried. They're
going the separate directions of, will I see
you again? But here's the good news, he might
be alive. He checked into that hotel. Give me
Elvis or buds. You guys, you guys are not ready.
Hey everyone. I know how this is going to sound,
but I'm posting because I honestly can't explain
what happened and neither can my friend. My buddy
works the front desk at a hotel in Kingman, Arizona.
Hey, shout out. I've stayed at that hotel. I
can guarantee it. Oh, I love it. It's not fancy.
Mostly road trippers and truckers overnight.
He's on night, so he sees weird stuff. But last
week, something truly absurd happened to him.
I believe him, too. He's not the tinfoil hat
type of guy. False. Everybody in Kingman is a
tinfoil hat type of guy. So I know because I
got fame with him there. So that is fair. This
happened on a Sunday night into Monday morning
around 2 30 a .m. A guy walks in alone, long,
scruffy beard, sunglasses inside at night. He's
exactly what you would expect from someone hiding
in plain sight. Clothes looked kind of worn,
but the boots were expensive. He barely looked
up, kept his head down, and when he spoke, my
friend said he literally froze because the voice
was unmistakable. He told me, dude, I'm telling
you, it was Paul Walker's voice. The guy gives
a fake sounding name, pays cash, barely says
anything. But here's the weird part. Two big
guys in suits followed in behind him. They pretend
they aren't with him. hang back don't talk to
the front desk but it's obvious they're bodyguards
one had an earpiece like secret service my friend
was creeped out but acted normal until they left
the lobby as soon as he could he went to look
at the security camera feed to see if he had
imagined it he swears it's clear as day the guy
lowers the sunglasses for a second and you see
those unmistakable blue eyes same expressions
even with the beard it was 1000 % Paul Walker
He whips his phone out and recorded the security
monitor with his phone specifically to show me.
He texted me that morning. Bro, you for real
are not ready for this shit. Because it was Monday
morning, he was about to crash for the day and
then work again Monday night. I couldn't see
him before he had to go back for his next shift.
We planned for me to come over after that second
shift to finally see the video. During that second
shift, Monday night into Tuesday, he decided
to re -watch the footage on the hotel system
so he could show it to a co -worker. And the
entire hour from 2am to 3am was gone. Not corrupted
not glitched just deleted He panicked and thought
at least I have the phone video so he pulls his
phone out to check. Yeah. Nope. It was gone No,
not in the gallery not in recently deleted. It's
like it was never there at all He was freaking
out so bad. He took his phone to one of those
places that does data recovery. They couldn't
find anything He's not the type to make this
kind of thing up He wasn't even aware of the
conspiracy theories about Paul Walker faking
his death until I mentioned them Now he's genuinely
spooked at work, convinced someone is watching
him or he saw something he wasn't supposed to.
He wasn't the conspiracy type before, but now
he's deep diving all of it. Illuminati, Pizzagate,
et cetera, trying to wrap his head around what
just happened. I don't know what to think. I
want to believe my friend, he's legitimately
shook. But I'm coming here to ask, has anyone
else heard of Paul Walker sightings like this?
Or ever had anything weird happen where footage
or videos just vanished for no reason? What?
He's alive. or an alien. So did you guys know
that there's like Paul Walker? No, I haven't
heard of that. That's like legit thing. People
think he faked his death. No way. Because wasn't
he, I think I saw something about this recently,
wasn't he working on like child predators stuff?
I've heard it. Like part of like Chester Bennington,
Chris Cornell, DT, all that. Like he was a part
of that. And they were going to like. released
a documentary about it I heard this all of these
people have mysteriously died under weird circumstances
Chris Cornell Chester I had heard that and I
don't remember if I'd heard that Paul Walker
won but I did hear I well this actually is the
reason but that apparently that's like a whole
thing Tupac yeah well Tupac still alive yes other
than others Michael Jackson Elvis, I've heard
Elvis. Dude, wouldn't he be like 100? No, he'd
be like 70. He died in like the 80s and he was
only like 50 years old. Supposedly drug overdose?
Yeah, he died on the toilet. What? Yeah, deep
dive that. I don't believe that Michael Jackson's
dead. Why not? Yeah. You haven't seen the conspiracy
theories on the? So I mean, I don't know, but
is Paul Walker alive? Yeah, I hope so. I mean,
that guy saw him. The bodyguards. That part's
trippy. Yeah. With the earpiece and like. I don't
understand how the footage was gone from his
phone. Yeah. So Kingman, because I've spent a
ton of time there, like is a small town. Nobody
goes there for any reasons other than like. Hey,
I'm going to spend the night there as I'm passing
through Vegas. Vegas is a big town. You might
get recognized. It's plausible. That makes sense.
Isn't he from Phoenix? That sounds familiar,
actually, now that you say that. I don't know
where he's from originally. But could you imagine,
though, the Scruff? And he has a very distinct
voice. Oh, yeah. If I heard Paul Walker's voice,
I would know for sure. But they're saying he's
got a big old beard. Deep dive. OK, even deeper
dive. I watched a reel I think it was yesterday
or the day before supposedly then DSO announced
like the final Fast and the Furious movie they
said like there was three stipulations for him
making the movie one they would return back to
LA and like return back to the original like
street racing thing yes um two I can't remember
what it was and then three they would do a reunion
with Brian O 'Connor, which is Paul Walker's
character. Yes. In the movie. So maybe. Are they
going to bring him back to life? Has that ever
that's never happened, right? That's never like
in this modern world, there's never been somebody
that was dead that actually like, you know, there
actually is. There is a movie series Avengers
Endgame that if you watch that, you know, you
would know. You would know. You would know. I've
never heard of that. Yeah. That's so weird. That's
so weird. I wish someone had told me about that.
That was Harry Potter 9? Is that what you said
it was? Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll check that out.
Great. No, that has never happened. But, I mean,
if anyone's gonna do it, Paul Walker is gonna
do it, right? Yes, he should. Obviously. I mean,
like, the world would be so much better if he
was not dead. Like, if he was still alive, I
would just, like, I would have more energy in
the day. I would feel better about the place
where I'm raising my children. What if... Secretly,
Donald J. Trump had secretly orchestrated this
to make sure that he is alive. That'd be huge.
It'd be huge. The greatest news of all time,
greatest country ever. The only president that
could do it. Nobody else. Here we go. So, yeah,
my first thought is, Keeman, anything could happen.
anything it's literally i mean that's a place
where like i'm scared to stop during the day
like it is the sketchiest town but somebody says
honestly sounds like your friend was exhausted
and convinced himself it was paul walker graveyard
shifts mess with your head but the video disappearing
is weird if he's telling the truth yeah because
like if that was if that actually did happen
but it wasn't paul walker why would the video
disappear well that's the part that is high strangeness.
Okay. It's like, I know I've had it where it's
like, oh, I swore I took a photo of it and it's
like, oh, man, I forgot. But like to know for
a fact and like certain that you took a video
and you're like, hey, man, we have to meet up.
I have to show you this video. And then it's
not there. And it's like, this would be pretty
elaborate if this guy's just screwing with OP,
right? Like he's just like, oh, yeah, Paul Walker's
alive. Here's a Here's this crazy thing. Like,
I'm going to show you this video. Oh, it's gone
now. Yeah, I think that's too much. That's got
to be real. Someone else said, dude, this isn't
even the first Paul Walker sighting I've seen
here. There was one in Utah a couple of years
back. Same vibe. Two SUVs, older, but unmistakably
him. Hollywood's got way darker stuff going on
than people think. What? Do we think it's dark
or do you think he's hiding from someone dark
that's trying to kill him? Well, he... If he's
trying to expose stuff. Do we know anything that's
been exposed? Or I mean, he's probably in hiding
and doesn't attach his name to it. I mean, you
got the whole P Diddy thing. You got like goat
Cosby. We got exonerator or whatever. It's true.
So I'm not guilty. What? Yeah, he's not guilty.
So there had to have been something where it
showed that like he wasn't. I don't think they
would just let him gone. Let go. But like try
like think about all the child stuff that's coming
out and like government and all that. Yeah. I
don't know, man. It's crazy. Is there like an
update or anything or? No, this was four days
ago. Oh, shoot. We'll stay on the lookout for
an update. It's in high strangeness if you want
to follow. They didn't say the name of the hotel
because I'll stay there the next time. They didn't
say. Oh, you're wandering around at 2 a .m. They
did not say. I'll just go to all the hotels at
2 a .m. Hey, he got a guy that works here that
saw Paul Walker. Yeah, right. Dallas, you're
going to walk in there and be like, oh my gosh,
it's Paul Walker. Yeah. It was a you this whole
time. Just have Noel in a suit. It's an earpiece
behind you. Really nice. Me, I stand on my friend's
shoulders. You're like, with both of us. Paul
Walker in the house. Oh, yeah. Please bus up.
Paging Paul and Mr. Paul. Code red. Code red.
Roosters in the building. Roosters in the building.
See I really do wonder though. Like how hard
would it be if you're somebody that's that high
profile? Like could you actually do it? Yeah
There's so much money. You could absolutely do
it like for sure. He paid in cash. She used a
fake name But like I love your dad is single
everybody goes Yeah, every like everybody says
oh, you know super and can't get away with just
wearing glasses. Like everybody would tell it's
him like during COVID, how many times would you
talk to somebody and it's like, I know who I'm
talking to, but like, you question your own sanity
because of the mask. Like, if somebody has a
beard and a hat on, like, it could change their
features enough. That's true, but it's the voice,
the voice. And the eyes. Well, contacts. You
could wear contacts. He was wearing sunglasses
at night time. Yeah, but then he said he lifted
the sunglasses down in the video. Yeah, he saw
that. He saw it when he, like, watched it back
on the footage. Yeah. And he's like, those are
Paul Walker's eyes. But I'm just like, I could
close my eyes and I could listen to like 10 people
say the same thing. Paul Walker's voice, I would
know it so fast. He just has one of those distinct
voices. You can't mistake it. OK. But like, how
do you disguise that? I don't know. I don't know.
You talk like this. My name's Paul. It's not
Paul. My name's Dave. I want a room, please.
Yeah, for one night. I feel like, though, as
a celebrity, you're faking your death. You can't
leave. Like, you can't be going to hotels, you
know? So it is pretty wild. So you're supposed
to just live off the grid? Like, I'm picturing,
like, you fake your death. This is why I think
Michael Jackson did this. I don't know. I think
he faked his death, and then he had an island,
and he has been living on the island. OK. Except
he might be dead now. I don't know. Like, I listen
to a lot of podcast and stuff about, like, military
members and how they can, like, go deep undercover
and, like, not be found and spotted and whatnot.
Like, if you're a multimillionaire and you've
got things set up and you're paying in cash,
like, you could probably get away with things
pretty easily. So... I mean, in Kingman, Arizona
at 2 a .m. Well, he recognized him. Yeah, yeah,
but not good enough. You didn't get proof. I
mean, yeah if they got data to oh What if they
were ghosts? He really is dead, but he's in ghosts
and that's why the video footage you never showed
on the frickin funny whenards But the footage
was like gone though That's what I'm saying is
like that could be some uncarnoral paranormal
crap Yeah, it's awesome. I mean, it checks out
you're saying that like what he saw in his mind's
eye was just ghosts and like in front of him.
And then we went to watch it back. There was
just nothing there. Oh, that would have been
so good. What a good day was like if he was filming
and then he goes to look back and there's just
no one there but the video still existed. No,
the video would be trippy. No, the video doesn't
exist on his phone, but he was able to watch
it back on the monitor. But now no longer is
there anymore, right? Well, yeah, there's just
nothing. Yeah. So theoretically, it's the same
thing. Awesome. M. Night Shyamalan. That's crazy.
OK, well, I can't wait to tell you guys my next
story. It's so good. OK, so this is from Glitch
in the Matrix. I watched myself die from the
corner of the room. Sounds fantastic. Okay, this
happened last year, but it still messes with
my head. I was in the hospital after a routine
surgery, nothing crazy, just getting my gallbladder
removed. I just got my gallbladder removed. This
wasn't me. I was gonna say it's you. It's not
me. Okay. Do you smell something? Everything
was supposed to be smooth. I woke up in recovery
feeling okay, but an hour later I suddenly felt
really cold, dizzy, and like my heart was beating
out of my chest. I told the nurse something felt
wrong, and that's the last thing I remember from
inside my body. What happened I remember next
was watching the whole thing happen like I was
standing in the corner of the room. I could see
myself lying on the bed, ill as hell, a bunch
of nurses rushing in, alarms going off. One of
them was doing chest compressions. Another was
calling for a crash cart. I remember thinking,
holy shit, I'm dying, but I didn't feel panic.
I felt weirdly calm, detached, like it really
wasn't me down there, just a shell. I could hear
them shouting numbers, shouting my name, and
even yelling something like, we're losing him!
But I just watched. I even looked down at my
arms and realized I didn't have arms, not physical
ones. I was just this floating awareness, kind
of like being in a dream, except more vivid than
anything I've ever experienced. And then it got
even weirder. I felt this pull. Not like someone
was grabbing me, but more like gravity started
working in a different direction. Like I was
about to be sucked upward somewhere. I don't
know where. And right before it happened, I heard
this voice in my head, totally calm, just say,
not yet. Next thing I knew, I jolted awake with
a mask on my face, gasping like I had been underwater.
My chest hurt like hell from the compressions.
Turns out I flatlined for almost two minutes.
Heart completely stopped. But somehow I came
back. I didn't tell anyone where I saw, not at
first. But I'll say this. I was more alive during
those two minutes than I'd ever felt my whole
life. And whatever I was, whatever I was floating,
it wasn't nothing. It wasn't a dream. I know
what I saw. I'm just going to be pissed if when
I get to the other side, I don't have arms. Like,
oh crap, you left them. You forgot to get your
arms. You didn't learn that part. Yeah, like
you missed a step leaving. Like, is it like?
Cut out your t -shirt, or is it just like full
lining? He's like, I felt great. I was hovering
with no arms. I'm like, OK, you lost me. I'm
not signing up. One too many gummies. Man, one
too many actually. I've never felt more alive.
But without arms? Like I was just floating there
like a worm. Yeah. Brother, that's so real. Have
that experience? No. Oh. but the out of body
stuff yeah that's real that that checks out crap
that checks out like that's like the stuff that
happens you're in the corner of the room and
you're like oh that's me on the on the operating
table that's crazy i've heard too many of those
stories to not believe them yeah me too but there
are no arms yeah i'm a little lost yeah that
i'm not gonna be okay with that like dude you
literally you could have just left that out of
the books We didn't even know you didn't have
arms. It would have been way better. I don't
know. Just imagine them floating there, like
thinking, oh, you know, and then. Like I feel.
No. Yeah. It's like this is this is all. Wait.
It was getting so good. And then my arms were
gone. Can you imagine, though, you're standing
there in the corner watching people all high
and help you and you're dying. I would enjoy
it because I would want to know when they did
the defibrillator if it's actually clear or pulse
up they say, because I say a pulse. It's not
pulse. They have to make sure everyone's hands
are off the body. So they say clear. So y 'all
don't get electrocuted too. So without your hands
is on the body and they do it. How bad does it
hurt? Are you going to like pass out? Well, it
depends. Do you have arms or do you not have
arms? Do you have arms? Oh, you have arms. It's
gonna hurt real bad. It's gonna hurt, okay? Y
'all are gonna be on your bed. What if your leg
is on the hospital bed? You don't have a leg
anymore. No, I don't. It falls right off. No.
There I was. I still have fucked it. I don't
know. I don't think it would transfer through
because the whole reason why they put it here
and here is for the electricity to go through
your heart to jump start your heart and then
it would go back into the battle. Okay, yeah,
I don't I don't I think you're good. So I can
my leg can touch dolls Yeah, but if it ever happened
like if you're leaning against it, okay, I just
need to like chill Yeah, rest your hand. Yeah,
sorry guys. Just been doing chest compressions.
I'm a little tired I just feel like I'm gonna
need to kind of unwind I get that it's a little
stressful. Hey that guy in the corner with no
arms Back where he came from I look at the voice
too. It's like not yet That's all it said like
hey, buddy. You've got a ton of life left to
live go get them like you don't get to die yet
He's like going up for it Not yet Like that's
what they say they don't talk a lot Those aerial
spirits. Oh, is that what it is God is it is
it it's like he's their ancestors It's like grandpa
being like bitch. You got to keep at it But see,
it depends on the ancestor, so I'm sure. Probably
like a Uncle Eddie's. Oh, not yet, brother. Yeah,
he's like, it's good up here, but you gotta stay
down there, friend. My grandma Goodman would
literally probably just be like, she'd probably
say, get your ass back to work. Literally. Get
on down there. Like, yep, you got more time to
repent. Yeah. Better work on it. There's no way
you're making it up here, guys. Head back down.
Get comfortable. Give up on C. You're going to
the tur. Yeah. Hey, that's fair. So yeah, that's
my story, guys. I love it. I just want to preface
this one because it's that out there. I don't
believe you. Like how out there? Are we talking
like the moon or are we talking Pluto? We're
talking like... It's still a planet probably.
Like Uranus out there? Like Jupiter. Big ball
of gas. That's not far enough. Okay, so this
is from High Strangeness. Seven days ago and
it's also based in Arizona. I was gonna say like
Roswell, New Mexico, but you know. Is it like
Snowflake? It doesn't say Snow -Zero. But listen.
Here's what I'm gonna ask. I know this is a long
preface. Bear with me. I thought for sure that
this was like madness, crazy, fake. There's proof
and I'm gonna show you guys the proof. There's
gotta be, it's gotta be like Pager, Arizona on
the res. Oh, that's the scariest place. That's,
I legit will not go there at night. That's the
only time I ever go there. You're like, I love
it. Not gonna do it. Okay, so it comes from high
strangeness. I just need to get this out. Extremely
strange experience tonight. I was outside with
my dog, Danny, before I fed her this evening,
around 9 p .m. We're staying at an RV park in
the desert of AZ. There's an empty field to the
north of the park. Over the last couple years,
I've been hearing this weird, like, whirring
sound. Out in the desert, it's kind of hard to
place. It sounds synthetic, not like something
an animal or insect would make. It moves around,
so it's not a generator. It's also followed me.
between different campgrounds almost like a hitchhiker.
As I'm sitting outside waiting on my dog to finish,
that effing whirring noise started up off in
the distance. It sounded like it was coming from
that empty field to the north of where we're
staying. I was immediately uneasy. It was the
first time I've heard it outside of a campground
around town. First time I've heard it in town.
I hadn't heard it in weeks. As soon as I did,
I felt like it found me. I was more right than
I thought. It stopped after five to ten minutes.
I brought Danny back in to feed her, then decided
to take her for a walk. Leaving the park, we
take a left to the corner, then turn left again.
That street we turned onto is running along the
backside of that field that the sound was coming
from. It's about a quarter mile from the camper.
Not much moonlight, so the flashlight is providing
most of our light. The field is on the left.
There's just empty desert to our right. There's
another street about a half mile down, or maybe
a third of the way down to it when Danny stops
dead in her tracks. I hate that. Not the dog.
If the dog does some pulls that shit. She turns
to face the left side of the road with her ears
up. Towards the field. Facing that field. So
I point the flashlight in that direction expecting
to see a coyote or wildcat. Walking out of the
bushes next to the road is what at first looks
like a man stumbling up to the road on two feet
all the way from. I almost immediately noticed
something was off. That's not a man. It has no
clothes, no shoes, and no effing head. And it's
still stumbling forward, swaying its arms in
a strange way. Almost like watching someone trying
to walk through deep snow and maintain their
balance, its skin looks deep brown and shiny.
Almost like it had been rotisserie, but with
dark patches like it had been burned a little,
which is effing fitting. Because even though
it had human -like legs and arms, its torso looked
closer to an effing chicken or turkeys. But upside
down. Not an exact description, but it's the
closest one I have. Straight up skinwalker. Legitimately
like... Del's got chills already three times.
I'm getting the ick, but not enough to not eat
my katsuos. Can I have one? That's the only thing
keeping you sane right now. A half -bit one?
What you can get? Give me a fresh one right now.
Okay, hold on. Roadster chicken upside down.
No head? Kind of like this. Legs are up and it's
head. Right? Exactly like that. Got it. What
do you even really need? Think about it. It's
got legs. It's wobbling. No head. and it looks
like a rotisserie chicken even if it's a person
like you hear something your dog stops turns
and looks and you see a person stumbling out
of the field like at night is creepy enough like
if it was a person i would be beside myself so
my parents live out west west like an hour away
from us and everything and the last time i was
out there like we drove out through fields we
were trying to hunt for coyotes and stuff and
like just seeing somebody on a four -wheeler
driving like yeah it makes you feel like oh maybe
i shouldn't be here even though it's perfectly
fine that you're there but like middle of the
night walking your dog and then there's a field
oh no thank you i have to keep listening continue
so okay so the last sentence of that i honestly
had trouble processing what the f i was seeing
so my description might be off Mid stride, it
puts one leg forward awkwardly, then bends over
the waist 90 degrees. Arms spread out in a theater
like bow. Probably about 15 to 20 feet away.
Okay, probably about 15 to 20 feet away and somehow
completely silent the whole time. I didn't hear
it stepping on the ground. I didn't hear the
bushes it seems to have brushed against. Audibly,
it might as well have not been there. Beyond
looking at it, I don't remember my dog making
a sound either. I immediately started screaming,
involuntarily, and at the top of my lungs. The
screams were out before I even knew what I was
going to. What the F is that? What the F is that?
What the F is that? Same. The fact that the dog
isn't doing anything. That's creepy. Like if
a dog is that scared like yeah, it's not barking
not very like get away from it not trying to
know That's how quick it sounds like it was stopped
so turn why it like so Joe Ben the dog just like
what's happening? You know mm -hmm Yeah, the
dog Lou is like hey, bro. You know what's going
on. Yeah, what is that? Upside down upside down
rotisserie to get out smallish okay bows It starts
to cat dance. All right, we ready? Yeah. The
thing doesn't turn towards me. It doesn't even
flinch. It remains frozen in place. I turn and
start sprinting down the street, still screaming
at the top of my lungs uncontrollably, turning
back with a flashlight every few steps just to
make sure it wasn't following me. I lost sight
of it, but still kept looking back the whole
way down the street. I didn't stop running until
I got to the next intersection. That's about
where I was able to stop screaming too. I've
never in my life been terrified to the point
I started screaming uncontrollably. This whole
experience was completely outside of my frame
of reference. I literally lost control. No way
in hell was I going back past it, so we had to
go the long way around. Anxiety is at an 11,
the whole way back. Constantly checking in all
directions with the flashlight just to make sure
that BS, whatever the F that actually was, didn't
sneak up on me. He ran to the road instead of
going back. He just said he had to take the long
way around. Geographically, I'm not following.
Yeah, and I didn't, I ran trap. Is he with people
or just his dog? No, he's just with Danny the
dog. Danny the girl dog. And a small dog probably.
It's funny though that he's with his dog and
he sees this thing and he's yelling, what the
F is that? Just like someone's going to answer.
Yeah, like the dog's like, I saw a monkey. And
he hears something else I damn or to three chickens
gonna be like brother. I'm just a skin walker.
They don't mind me I'm just walking around the
field taking bows every feeling it This feels
loosey goosey tonight. Just now I looked cute
like yeah, right and from the corner of the cornfield
not yet Okay, sorry, keep going. Yeah, sorry.
I am so the fact he's alone though is even scarier.
Well, yeah, he's with this frickin dog in the
middle of the night. Stupid useless rat dog,
dude. I wish like I wish you would have my dog.
Okay, anxiety is an 11 the whole way back constantly
checking in all directions with the flashlight
just to make sure that BS whatever the eff it
actually was didn't sneak up on me. We had to
walk along two more streets just to get back
to the trailer longest walk of my life. So I
have no idea what in the actual eff to do with
all that. At all. Seems like it came from roughly
where I heard that whirring noise coming from.
It definitely came from the same effing field.
Like it came out to effing meet me and introduce
itself. Like that's what it was bowing for. It's
effed and I'm terrified by the possibilities
that suggests. But Dani saw it first. I really
wish she hadn't. Would have been easy as eff
to write off as a hallucination otherwise. It
got even weirder though. By the time I hit the
next street, after I started running, which didn't
take long, my effing flashlight had turned pink.
The beam turned effing pink. It's normally white,
I assumed I had effed it up or something while
running, said eff it and kept walking quickly.
I started noticing pink streetlights on the way
back too. Didn't give it much thought, was too
busy keeping an eye out to process it. Got back
to the street the RV is parked on and turned
left. That's when I noticed the effing moon.
It was pink, too Every life source I could see
was effing pink. I started tweaking First and
only thought was I had been abducted and wasn't
really experiencing what I thought I was Simulation
or screen memory and they effed up the settings
Got all the way back to the camper got inside
and called one of my friends over signal And
it kept effing up. No matter who called who,
there was no audio for either of us. And even
though the calls were going through, anxiety
effing peaked higher than it's ever been in my
life. O .F. None of this is real. I'm cut off
from the world. None of this is real. Every light
was still pink too. Even inside my trailer, it
was surreal. Sent my friend my phone number and
had her call directly. When the phone rang and
I picked it up, she was there. I effing lost
it completely. Started bawling. I've never in
my life felt such a relief to hear someone else's
voice Really effing wish I hadn't seen that even
if it's not what has been making that sound there's
no way in hell I won't be associating it with
that sound now Definitely feels connected though.
It came from the same effing field worth pointing
out We left the camper around 9 didn't get back
until around 10 15 The path we took is usually
a 30 minute walk at most so I might be missing
about 45 minutes or so This is crazy Is that
it that's the for the first part of it there
is an update This is crazy Okay, if it it gives
me I've gotten chills like six times like it
legitimately is creeping the ushers out of me.
Can you imagine? This is a Jupiter. This is Pluto.
You're loving it. It's Pluto living. No, listen
Take time I didn't take a nap after I read any
not for three hours. I literally had to cash
in and cash out. Okay. Nope not doing it today
Satan. I want to go out to my parents house now.
We're trying to experiment. I was live right
now if the lights turn pink. How iconic would
that have been? Thank you guys. Oh my hell. We
should have thought about you just changed all
of your light bulbs to just like yeah, it's like
called the type of lighting that we can just
turn pink. Yes. We guys would lose your schism
all of a sudden. Oh, obviously. I would speak.
I'd be like, yeah, no, we're abducted. You would
go home. You'd say we're out of here. Yeah, sorry,
mic off. I'm tapping out. Was he abducted? Was
it a skinwalker? Was it an alien? I'm going alien
because I don't know the lights turning pink.
Like there's just so many different things that
the aliens could do. Objection. Plus the missing
minutes. And a skinwalker. Why are we? Why are
we turning into a rotisserie tripping upside
out and you're burnt? I see on the screen you're
turning it. I'm like, I'm gonna turn into something
freaking ferocious and dope. No, guys. Okay.
It's not Skinwalker. Are we missing? Flowery
and alien. Um, but here's the thing. I'm listening.
It's just his description, right? Like, he just
picked something deep brown and shiny. Yeah,
like you could understand why he went poultry.
Chicken or turkey, like. Something very strange,
deep brown color that's like... I'm gonna have
nightmares tonight. Before I go to the update,
I have to share a couple comments because this
is what like kind of brought it down to earth
for me. This one says, not to add to your alarm,
but color perception can shift when exposed to
intense light of the opposite or complementary
color. Seeing everything in pink or reddish hue,
especially in low light, is usually caused by
exposure to intense white light. I've had it
happen to me at the beach before. It can linger
for a few minutes and it does make you feel like
you're tripping. So, it's possible something
happened that you don't remember. Given the bizarre
nature of what you do remember, and that specific
impression of it bowing to introduce itself,
it's likely a screened memory. What is that?
Oh, I don't know if I want to know I don't I
do the back. I don't What's the screen memory?
It's like a it's like you're subconscious not
letting you remember the whole thing And obviously
like when it comes to aliens and stuff in simple
terms, they wipe your memory. Yeah. Yeah, so
oh my gosh So you weren't thinking that diddle
he bowed and then there was 45 minutes during
that that he doesn't remember That's essentially,
he can't account for the 45 minutes, but what
he's saying is everything being pink indicates
that he was exposed to very, very bright light.
Sweet, sweet mother of Thanksgiving. That would.
There's a lot. So there's people that are deep
in this. OK, so I'm not going to share all of
it, but I'm deep. Yeah. One of the things. So
this guy has a five point comment. I'm not going
to read all of it because it'd be too much. But
to reiterate, the pink light shift is a little
concerning. This would indicate a number of possibilities,
including possible health episode that also had
an effect on your site. Could, as others say,
be a byproduct of some other event or intervention.
Point four. Make sure you have your Google Maps
tracking turned on. This will allow you to verify
your movements specifically and check for lost
movements. Hopefully you already have it turned
on. Go to Google Maps on phone and look at your
timeline option and see where and how you moved
that night. If it all matches up with what you
remember, then great. No. I wouldn't look. Yeah.
I don't want to. I think I would. I don't want
to know. Is it going to shoot up straight into
the sky? Oh, my legs have the chills and I almost
peed myself. You look great. Yes. And that's
what happens when you have kids. Yeah, I get
it. I get it. Oh. Or abducted by aliens. Yeah,
about to. Was I? Oh. AZ encounter update. So
he says, Danny, she seemed terrified that night
after the event. Acting strangely, her eyes were
kind of wild for several hours later. No amount
of trying to soothe her helped. Something happened.
For 1 ,000 percent sure. 100%. Like if a dog
is stripped out. Yeah, that's all you need. Am
I, you can't console them? Something major happened.
Did they wipe the dog? No. Probably not. Probably
not. The dog can't speak. I don't know if you
knew that about dogs. What? They can't speak
English. This necklace to me. You try to tell
that to Woods, OK? I am straight up stress eating
right now. I'm not going to lie. I'm going to
keep talking. We're going to keep going. Good
thing we have our Katya's. I want some of those.
Not too bad. I need them to get through this
story. We need them for our story. OK, after
we got back home and I got to talk to somebody
about what had occurred, when I was getting out
of bed to go smoke and I had to climb over her,
I noticed a shiny spot on her leg. Instantly
seemed strange. What the F is that? I grabbed
my flashlight to look at her and she had a wound
on her leg and was bleeding lightly. There seemed
to be some hair missing around it. It wasn't
there before we left to go on the walk. I lost
my shoes completely when I saw it, almost to
the point of screaming, but I definitely yelled.
I took some pictures of it and there's some strange
details about it. There's some dried blood above
the wound itself so she had to be on her side
or her back when it happened. We didn't stop
once on that walk so she had no chance to lie
down from what I remember. But it was still bleeding
so it was fresh that night and the wound itself
is small but it looks square. Like someone took
a sample of her skin. I don't own any kind of
knives capable of it. no scalpels so I effing
know for sure I didn't do it but I'm sincerely
not effing okay with it can you hurry up sorry
there there was a link to uh notches yeah so
it was posted on twitter but it's been deleted
no it's been deleted no swear swear no dude freaking
our our fbi went in and said you need to take
the pal walker yeah I neglected to mention I
had seen a white SUV during the encounter. It
didn't seem relevant at the time I was writing
the main post. I brought it up in the thread
later after I had time to reflect on the whole
experience. It was strange. When I saw that being
When I saw the being by the side of the road
and started running, I had to keep looking behind
us just to make sure the effing thing wasn't
following us. The first time I looked back is
when I saw the white SUV for the first time.
When I first saw the being beside us, I could
still see the intersection we had come in my
peripheral. I don't remember a car coming from
any direction. When I looked back a few seconds
later, it was already on the street pulling up
towards us like it had just appeared on the street.
I was still running at this point, but needing
to ensure that that thing wasn't coming. So I
kept looking back. I could still see it bent
over beside the road even as the SUV was getting
closer. I could see that the backside of the
beam was being lit up by the headlights. I'm
wondering if the driver will notice it, almost
hoping they would, just so I could see them react
to it. To reassure me, I was actually seeing
this effing thing. They didn't. They just kept
driving normally. Where it gets weird is when
the SUV passes us. I have two memories of the
car passing us. The first one from that night
I remember stepping to the left side of the road
so they had room to pass looking past the car
terrified of it using this opportunity to get
up and come after us. My eyes are glued on that
being while the car passes us by moving at normal
speed and moves out of view. I didn't even glance
at it. The being is still plainly visible by
the light from my flashlight. The second memory
of the car passing didn't surface until the next
day. I don't remember moving out of the way.
I'm in the center of the road still running,
just looking back at the being when the SUV pulls
up beside us, pulling around us. I remember glancing
at it, side eye and feeling unsettled by its
presence. The windows are completely tinted,
so I can't see a driver. It also passes us in
slow motion before it moved out of view. I do
not remember hearing the car at all. No engine,
no tires on the road. In both of those memories,
I turn back around just to see where I'm running.
There's no effing SUV. It's like it disappeared
just a couple seconds after it passed us. It
struck me as strange at the time, but it got
moved to the back burner. I was focused on getting
away at that moment. Dude gets freaked out because
he sees rotisserie chicken man sitting bowing
down, getting an applause for his performance
and scaring the crap out of this dude and taking
the trunk out of his dog. Starts running down
the road. he turns around and he sees an SUV
behind him turns back he's running looks back
makes sure sure chicken man's not running after
him and the SUV is getting closer but doesn't
hear anything so and then he's still running
down the road and then this thing just drives
past him and he's like oh this is weird like
i don't know it looks back and then it's gone
Yes, two separate memories. So he has two two
distinct memories of how it happened But if you
think about like when your adrenaline is firing
on all cylinders all that periphery is like You
just can't grasp it. You have no idea So what
he cares about is the chicken? The bowing chicken
in the field and he's sprinting down the road
and he's screaming and freaking out and he's
shining his flashlight He keeps looking back
and as he's going back over the memory in his
mind. He realizes that a car that an SUV is pulling
up and had shown its lights on the thing. So
he's like, oh, like going back and filling in
the gaps in his mind, he's like, I hope they
saw it too. That would make it me feel like I'm
not the only one that's in this experience. But
then as he's going through it and he's just so
focused on the chicken man in the field that
the SUV comes up and passes him in eerie fashion,
no noise. Can't hear the tires, can't hear the
engine and it's in slow mo. No. Straight up government.
No, that wasn't an SUV. That was the alien. That
was his phone. That was his abductor. Yep. That
could explain the pink and everything. Cause
it said it had bright headlights. Yep. Straight
up government. Straight up government. That's
true. And time doesn't pass the same. Time is
actually not real. This is also about where I
noticed my flashlight turn pink. I remember pointing
it at the ground and seeing the big pink circle
of light beneath it. That actually surprised
me enough that I stopped for a second to check
the flashlight out. I held it up to look at the
LED and try to figure out why the light was turning
pink on the ground. The LED looked pink too.
I ignored it, figured it was effed up somehow
and I'd worry about it later, got back to trying
to get away from that effing thing. Important
to note here, once the SUV passed us, I could
no longer see the being by the side of the road.
Last time I saw it was while the SUV was beside
us. After that, I noticed the flashlight wasn't
illuminating the area as well because I couldn't
see that far with it. Again, assumed it was malfunctioning,
reflecting on it. I think my eyes just weren't
working as well as they should have been during
the pink vision part of the experience. They've
been sore for a couple days since. The SUV's
lights were normal looking, not blinding and
not pink. I think it's likely I was exposed to
some blindingly bright lights I have no memory
of. The SUV just straight up disappearing at
the same moment the pink vision started and having
two memories of it passing us and having about
45 minutes of missing time, I honestly don't
think it was an SUV. I think it's just a screen
memory to cover what actually came down that
road. The pink vision also lasted roughly 30
minutes or so. Whatever lights I saw must have
been blinding. This whole thing didn't just happen
out of the blue either. I've had numerous UFO
sightings the last few years and several high
strangeness experiences over the last couple
months. It was building to this. This is the
first close encounter I definitely remember having
though. I also have detailed a strange whirring
sound that happened right before the event. That's
been ongoing for a couple years. I've managed
to record two clips of it. Different locations,
different years, same exact sound. Requires some
explaining for the full context, but I'll do
so in the thread if anyone really wants to know.
The clips can be found here. Play that! Play
it! Like you are it sounds it sounds like a generator.
It sounds like uh -huh It sounds like something
that you would just hear like if you're camping
you there. Oh, it's something else Like if I
was a campground, it's no big deal. It's the
fact that it followed him it's the fact that
he's heard it multiple times and He heard it
from this empty freaking field. Yeah, that's
no yeah, that's not normal. I Might be the weirdest
one here. Okay, I swear I swear when you're out
in the middle of nowhere and it's like super
peaceful and it could be because I'm partially
deaf and can't hear stuff like I feel like there's
always like a background noise or vibration that
I, I don't know. And like some player, some areas
it's like, I don't know. I could be crazy. I
wouldn't say that, but like, I don't know. Like
bugs and insects and stuff. Like that's one thing.
Yeah. Like it was not, that was not bugs and
insects. That was like, that was a worrying.
cyclical but like you know like Sedona has the
magnetic fields or whatever that like weird creepy
stuff happens like what if like those vibrations
and like magnetic fields cause a sound to happen
but he he heard it from different places it's
followed him around yeah it's not over years
no but you're not gonna explain this away to
me anyways keep going no and who knows what the
frick That sound comes from I'm actually we know
exactly you guys you guys know the the ufo ride
that's at the carnivals that they set up where
it like goes and it spins around really fast
you you are up on the wall and it like slides
you up the wall the only ride that gets me nauseous
i was just gonna say that is like what i'm picturing
it's like something out there just spinning really
fast but like super uh efficient like that's
a ufo noise This dude needs to get like, what's
the like nuclear thing where you can see if there's
like radiation? Yeah. He needs to straight up
have one of those things. I can't remember what
it's called, but carry that with him. So like
when he feels like things are weird, pull that
gigameter. I think it's what it's called. Like
the Vagameter? Yeah, I think so. I love those.
Oh, I'm looking this up. We don't. Okay, is there
more? I can't read more. Okay. He tells a story
of an abduction. Hold on. Prior likely abduction
from 2019. What? He might have been abducted
before. That's what he says. So maybe this guy's
like, yo, do you remember me? We missed you.
We saw you in 2019. We missed Danny. We needed
just that chunk. We need that dog. Let me cut
a square out of it. I love that Danny, it had
to have been that because Danny literally looked
and was like, oh shit. Yeah. Like, oh, this dude's
back. This dude's back. We're doing this again?
Round two. Just lay and get cut. Dude, that's
crazy. So he had no markings, no nothing, though.
Just, yeah, nothing that he marked, nothing that
he said. Yeah, nothing he knew of. That's crazy.
Has he had anything since? What I said, his vision
and stuff was weird afterwards. But has he had
an encounter? You know those people that say
an alien got me pregnant? No. That's, yeah. Oh,
yeah. Sorry, I'm thinking of Skinwalker Ranch,
where the dude had the swelling in the brain
and stuff. No, but there's no markings. But his
eyeballs were sore. They had his eyeballs open.
Do a lot of welding and if you weld and you look
at the arc like it will hurt your eyes So like
if he gets extreme, right? That's what we're
saying. They're not like opening his eyes and
keeping them open forever Well, what do you think
they're doing with him up there playing ring
around the rosies? They took a chunk out of his
dog They're not messing around with like hey,
what'd you doing down there? Sounds fun. Like
what it what like what aliens want with us? We
have nothing else for them. Think for yourself.
I'm a hot commodity. Okay? That's why I think
I will get... I think that's a... Not yet. What
is... Not yet. Take me away, please. Not yet.
I just found the gnarliest comment. Saw it. What
is it? So, hold on. Let me read a couple. So
somebody says, you might want to get yourself
checked for exposure to radiation. I've heard
about it happening on Skinwalker Ranch and in
other incidents, possibly dealing with non -humans.
Geiger meter. OP says, wouldn't know where to
go or what story to give them. It's not a thing
people generally get exposed to. So like, what
do I do? So there's that. Somebody else said,
I just like this one. Goodness, I hope they leave
you alone. It's just rude at this point. Really
though, they are torturing him. Normally you
only get like one experience of an alien. Somebody
else said, I think it would be a good time to
start setting boundaries. According to your beliefs,
some kind of prayer or declaration of freedom,
closure of contact or cutting of ties with any
kind of being by your free will. They can't just
come here and take whoever they like to mock
them and use them as they please. Say it, queen.
in this one. Whoever. So there's this central
theme of like the flashes of light. When I was
a teenager, I had a flash of light super similar.
I had an old love seat in my bedroom and it was
the middle of the night. I was pleasuring myself
on the love seat. I had my laptop opened up and
was looking at it. It was pitch black in my room
besides the light shining on me from the laptop.
All of a sudden a flash of light went off in
my room by the door. I quickly shut my laptop
and looked up and saw nothing. I got up and walked
my whole house. Everyone was sleeping in my house.
There was nothing. I think back to that all the
time and wonder what it was. Your Reddit's just
a crazy place. Some person's like, oh, I've got
an alien story for you. It's like I was just
sitting there, Barbie. Spots on my titties. Bro,
it's history chicken, man. No aliens involved.
I didn't think I Want to know where this guy
like I want to go out and see where he lives
walk that path and be like It's just me Okay
says prior likely abduction 2019. I was out tent
camping on the other side of the country in Northern,
Arizona I think it was June of 2019 My sister
called me up one day freaking out told me someone
had taken pictures of her through her living
room window when she was home alone She saw the
flash go off. Living alone at the time, she was
terrified by the experience and asked me to go
stay with her for a while. There was no one close
by she could ask, so I agreed. Kind of needed
a break from camping anyways. I'd been out there
all winter. It took a few days to get out there
where she lived, had to drive from Northern Arizona
to Southern New Hampshire. She didn't have anyone
else approach the house like that again. Ended
up staying for like a year or so, so I don't
really remember the time frame for when this
happened, but it was at some point in 2019. It
started randomly one night. She had a ranch file
house, single floor with the basement. Bedrooms
were all at one end. No door to the outside on
the bedroom end and I don't smoke inside. So
I had to walk down to the other end of the house
to go out. I didn't like turning the hall light
near the bedrooms on at night. Always felt like
it would disturb her while she was sleeping or
wake her dogs up. So I'd walk down the hallway
in the dark and turn the kitchen light on when
I got there. It's an open floor plan. Kitchen
and dining room on the left with the door to
the backyard. Living room on the right with the
front door with A half wall dividing both sections
of the house down the middle. The light switch
is at the end of the hall on the right side on
a wall just after the entrance to the living
room. So the night this started, I left my bedroom
and walked down the hall in the dark. About halfway
down the hall, I had an ominous feeling. Like
something was waiting for me out there. I tried
to ignore it. It didn't make any sense, but it
got worse the closer I got to the light switch.
Reach for it, stomach drops just before I hit
it. I had like a brief mental flash or a gray
standing in the living room. Just a few feet
away as I'm reaching for the light switch, I
hit it. Nothing. Living room is empty. I start
laughing at myself. You've been watching too
much sci -fi. You need a break, dumbass. Went
out to smoke, then went back inside and mostly
forgot about it. Next time I went out to smoke
that night though, same effing thing. Same mental
image in the dark just before turning the light
on. Same building terror, empty living room when
the light was on. and it kept happening. Every
time I went outside at night for a couple weeks,
I started feeling like I was losing my shiz.
I even started smoking less because of it, just
so I wouldn't have to walk out there. Then it
stopped one night as randomly as it started.
Didn't happen again while I was staying there.
I didn't discuss this shiz with anyone for a
few years, not a soul. Didn't even know how to.
The really weird thing was every single time
that mental image formed, it was exactly the
same. Same gray, same spot. same body language,
head partially down, kind of looking up at me,
almost glaring. I tried to put those experiences
behind me, but it popped up here and there. Ended
up talking to a friend about it a few years later.
I had to process it instead of just ignoring
it. It kind of started feeling like that image
was a memory of something I didn't remember in
full. The really effed up part, the next memory
just came back to me recently. No connection
was made at the time. Around the same time, I
came out of my room after waking up one day,
was going outside to smoke and let Danny out.
My sister was outside in the hall coming towards
the bedrooms. She was genuinely surprised to
see me, asked me if I was sick and if that was
why she hadn't seen me. I was taken aback by
it, asked her what she meant. She said she hadn't
seen me in a few days and was wondering why.
Said she had even checked the driveway to make
sure my car was still there and it never left.
Full body chills. I wrote it off at the time,
said something about insomnia changing my sleep
schedule, so we probably just kept missing each
other. Assured her I didn't go anywhere, but
there was something in her effing face. She didn't
buy it completely. She looked at me like she
was suspecting me of lying. I just put it down
as her being weird or some shiz and put the interaction
behind me. I no longer think what happened in
the hallway was me being paranoid or getting
worked up from UFO content. I really think I
came out to find an effing gray in the living
room one night and I have missing time. from
the experience. Maybe for a few days, I don't
even know. I really didn't ask her a lot of questions
that day just wanted to put the conversation
behind me so I could smoke. So I think that mental
image really was part of that memory trying to
surface. That memory of her being surprised by
my presence. It recently made me think about
what started my being there. The flashing light
outside her living room. I remember asking her
on the phone before I left to go out there if
she saw anyone out there, like she saw who it
was. All she remembered was the light itself.
She didn't see anyone. I had several UFO sightings
while I was there. She also had high strangeness
experiences herself. She didn't attribute any
of it to UFOs. She didn't remember seeing any
herself. I really don't think it was a camera
she saw that night. The fact the sister had the
experiences and that he was smoking less because
the feeling of dread like every single time,
multiple times a night for weeks. It's like,
who's going out to smoke Mismas on the night?
Well, that guy. Guys who smoke, who are addicted.
That guy, he was addicted. So don't smoke, guys,
unless you want to be abducted by him. Poor Danny.
That's who I really care about. Yeah, really.
She didn't do nothing to deserve this. Guilty
by association exactly and this dude needs to
stop watching sci -fi crap because I what he's
calling it like it's like Manifesting. Yes, like
he is bringing that type of vibe in Well that
one comment said you just shut it off. You just
say not players. You guys are not welcome here.
Yeah Peace be the journey go back to Uranus.
No, okay I think he definitely needs to shut
off any type of like association with any of
us that I would love Can he go see a hypnotist?
Yes. That was in the comments. Really? Yeah,
somebody said go see this lady that does hypnosis
to get the full scope of what goes on. That's
what Travis Walton did. Isn't that his name?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who had the UFO where he
got abducted in Arizona. Yeah. Oh, wow. Was this
in a show? Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
yeah. But he didn't find anything, did he? No,
that's how he finally uncovered what happened
to him in his experience. He was finally able
to open up about it. Well, what's this guy's
name? Oh, he doesn't... Guys, this was seven
days ago. He's probably one of the chosen ones
that they will forever follow, like take to experiment.
Yes. Like see how throughout his life. Oh, and
poor Danny is. Danny's the reason why this dude
got picked. That's the thought. So sir Danny,
it's not Danny, OK? We need to get one of those
guys that based off of geological events can
figure out and pinpoint where exactly people
are at. Say, hey, here's this video. Like, you
know, it's in Arizona. You know, it's roughly
this time at night. Here's the main position
all day. I bet we could find where he's at. Send
it in. You know, DeGrasse Tyson? No, it's not
him. Help us. No. Help us. No, he doesn't do
that. He does. He actually has. He does that?
He has. Did you ask his mom? I've seen an interview
with them. Anyways. I think she passed away when
he was young. Yeah, that was very insensitive.
That's so rude. I'm so sorry. I'll pay you back.
Don't. And you said you're a big fan of his.
Love him. Did she actually pass away? I don't
remember. No. Joe doesn't know anything. Me and
Jonah are... I know, you're getting on with her
all the time. Yeah, she's on the other side of
the veil. Wait, but she can still pass. What
about a geolode that his location is Google Maps'
location? Yeah. Was there any update on that?
Nothing yet. So I think he... he was going to
he's going to set the settings for the google
part of it somebody was like you can still track
it with your apple stuff okay but he didn't know
what he was looking at like he didn't know how
to do it which i know how to do well call him
tell him i'm gonna i'm gonna hit you should comment
and say you should comment and say we're putting
this story on our podcast internet frenzy we'd
love to ask you some questions for a follow -up
bro come on to the podcast That's a crazy story,
Joe. I love it. That's the fake. Okay. Okay.
So we got to wrap it up, but let's get your guys's
predictions. First of all, thanks for joining
again. Of course. Thanks for inviting us again.
We love having you guys on. It is so fun. The
best. First, we have the bank deposit, the two
for onesy type of deal. Then we had the Paul
Walker. Then we had... Something very strange
happened to me today. That was the first one.
And that was the one where... The bank. Yes,
thank you. Thank you. Good job, guys. That was
the first one. And then the third one... I watched
myself die from a corner over there. The bank
deposit that happened twice. Not real. The Paul
Walker sighting. No arm floating in the corner.
Super real. And then we have... Most definitely
real. The Arizona... I'm going to stay on an
alien abduction. Number three? Number three.
No. Number three, Moloch? No. For two reasons.
OK. Two reasons. One, just like Joe said, the
vibe, I swear it was a girl. So it said him.
And also, everything was flowing fantastic until
no arms. Yeah, he's like. And then, no arms.
No arms. Like chagiti. We want arms in heaven.
Always with that future. Dallas, that's Dallas'
final answer. Noel, what's yours? Mine is number
one. The bank deposit. So let us know, you guys,
let us know which one you think is the fake this
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