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Welcome back to Internet Frenzy. Welcome back,

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y 'all. I am so happy to be here. More importantly,

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we have two special guests tonight and they are

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literally the absolute best. We've got Noel and

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Dallas, everyone. Thank you. Welcome back. Welcome

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back, America's favorite couple. Yes. Is that

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what our fans are calling it? That's what the

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people are saying. They're like springing them

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back on right now. Oh my gosh. Did I haven't

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even checked the ratings or any of the? The interwebs.

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Yeah, check it out. IMDB. It's there. Wow. For

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all the places. Cheers, guys. Cheers. Cheers.

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Cheers. Cheers. Wow, Joe. This is what Joe's

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about. He just gives you the foot. Yeah. The

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foot and the finger. I'll take my shoes off and

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we'll just hold. Like, literally, you just gave

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me a better idea. Do you realize what you've

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done? Oh That was my bad you guys guys we were

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we were really excited to have you back Last

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time that you guys were here. We ventured off

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to beaten path a little bit and we might be doing

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that again. Oh Yes, yeah Well, it's favorite

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don't be tempted me with a good time Alright,

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so this this week's episode is titled error 404

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universe not found Oh my god. Let's freaking

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go. We got a recap. No, I listened to the episode

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last week. Tied in knots, the anniversary stories.

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Loved it. Real quick, let's find out which story

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was fake. We'll see if you're right. First one

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was M .I .D .A. hope for being mad at my husband

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for forgetting our anniversary even though he's

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been this whole provider for eight months. And

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we have the wife booked an anniversary trip without

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the husband's knowledge with her coworker that

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was male. That was weird or was it? Could you

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listen? Thank you. Then we have my husband caught

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on fire on our 17th anniversary dinner. And we

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have my four -year -old niece ruin my anniversary

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present for my girlfriend. Give us your best

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guess. I said the first story was the fake. Definitely

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can happen, and I'm sure has happened. But that's

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the fake. I feel confident about that one. That's

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awesome. You're wrong. OK. Not bad. Nice. Trust

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your confidence. OK. I don't give dot it. I say

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it's number three. Lock it in. He's right. Oh,

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he always is right. You're what? Two and three?

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Two for three. I think I'm three for four. OK,

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we'll go with that. We'll go with three for four.

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No. Noel? Two for three? We'll go. Don't leave

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him hanging again. It's like the third time.

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Trust me, guys. Yeah. Trust me. Don't. He has

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a mustache. He knows all. No. I knew all. Yes.

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Now there's this amazing show called Psych, you

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know? Psychic. That's Dahl. How do you feel about

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you losing to your spouse? Well, if that's the

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only way he I'm going to lose and I win in every

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other aspect, I'll take it. Except Uno. We don't

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have to go there. I'd like to stay married tonight.

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So. Not tonight. The gloves come off for uno.

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I love it. Alright, so that was it the husband

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catching fire on their anniversary. That was

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the fake Good job you thank you so much Okay,

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let's jump right into it. Shall we? Yes. I'm

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so excited. You want to start? No, you're gonna

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bat lead off. Oh, I love that for me click no

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pretending this is from high strangeness something

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very strange happened to me today today i went

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to pick up my daughter from school and bring

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her to her father's house on the way there i

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knew i needed to go to the bank after i dropped

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her off She asked if we could get coffee before

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I dropped her off and then the errand of going

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to the bank skipped my mind and after I dropped

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her off, I went home. Within five minutes of

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me being home, I remembered, oh crap, I need

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to go to the bank to withdraw money to pay rent.

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So I grabbed my keys in person, leave home again

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to go to the bank. As I walk up to the teller

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with my withdrawal slip, she's looking at me

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with a very confused look. And then when I handed

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the slip and my ID, she almost jumped back and

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her face was even more confused looking. She

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glanced at me and then my ID and then back at

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me. I was almost thinking she didn't think my

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ID looked like me. And she said, I'm so sorry,

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but weren't you just here for this transaction?

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And I laughed and said, no, I certainly wasn't.

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I just got here. She processed the withdrawal

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all the while. It seemed like she thought I was

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effing with her like one of those videos you

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see on the internet with identical twins. I do

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not have a twin. Should I ask to see security

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footage? Do you think they'll show me or I think

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I'm crazy? Oh well. And even weirder, later in

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the day while working my bartending job, a woman

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asked if I lived in the city I live in and said,

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I swear I saw you gardening earlier. I always

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see you in your garden. I don't live in her neighborhood.

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What is going on? Yo. Um, so did she glitch out

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or did the bank person glitch out? Everyone's

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glitching out. But her. She's got a doppelganger.

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Could you imagine? There's another dimension

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where she's there and she's gardening and going

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to the... Don't believe me! No, there's another

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dimension where she's freaking doing all the

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errands and gardening and it's another version

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of her. Can I have that so I don't have to do

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a thing during the day? Oh wouldn't that be nice?

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No because then the other you and the other dimension

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still has to do it. Oh. Or is it like a - That's

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also a thing where it's - or maybe it's just

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she does have a long lost twin or it's just a

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doppelganger. Haven't you thought that though?

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Have you ever wondered? Like I wonder someone

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out there like is there somebody out there that

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has very very similar everything to me? Yes.

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But like what if they're in like Europe? But

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- Have you heard, maybe I just made this up,

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which is very plausible. It's probably true.

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I think it's true. I believe everything I read

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on the internet. Bella said it's true and he

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has three odds. Everything I read on the internet

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is true. So yeah. Well, there's, there's approximately

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six other people that look exactly like you at

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any given time. No, but they're, they're like

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all over the world. Yeah. Like how many kind

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of genes are there? How many, how much DNA is

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there? Yeah, that's fair. Okay, what I, my first

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thought was when you started talking and you

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were going around, you were playing with all

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these fun ideas. We know the movie, the scary

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movie, where it's like they're doppelganger,

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but they're the evil version of them. Us. Yeah.

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Like I'm over here thinking, like, I think all

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the time, like, what if that actually happened?

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Like, can you imagine your evil person standing

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in front of you? No. No, I can only imagine the

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kind version of me standing in front of me, so.

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Oh, okay. It's like all the emotions of you.

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Wait, what are emotions? Yeah, this is the evil

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side. Yeah. Oh. Emotionless. He's the bad guy.

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Explains a lot. So the mustache, it was... Yeah,

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the good hymn. The good hymns underground somewhere

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right now. Yeah. Get out. Yes. Oh my gosh. So

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you beat the good guy a long time ago and came

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out. Wow. Spoiler alert, brother. Oh. Have you

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not seen the movie, bro? We should maybe. Spoiler

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alert. Oh, spoiler alert. Sorry, everyone. I

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was thinking the Beauty and the Beast theory.

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Have you heard of that? The Beauty and the Beast?

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No. So the movie Beauty and the Beast? I've heard

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of that. Heard of it. So there's a theory. that

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the town is under a spell. It's the same spell

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that the witch put on the beast, that the town

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is stuck in the time of when the prince was turned

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into the beast. And that's why when Belle walks

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around the town, she can predict all of the steps

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and like she never gets hit by the wagon. And

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like she knows how many eggs there's going to

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be in all of this. What if that happened in that

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town with that lady? So like, oh, totally. She

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one day was gardening and somebody's like, oh,

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hey, I've seen you gardening. You're always in

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your garden. Yeah. It's whoa. The whole town

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is like, she is the booty. I think you're pushing

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it. I believe in interdimensional. You actually

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though. Like really? World without number. I

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mean, yeah. Yeah. I just, we don't know anything.

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We actually don't know anything. Spiritually,

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do we know? I mean, no, we don't like it. We

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don't have anything on three. Fatanically, maybe.

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Probably, probably. That sounds more right. Well,

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we could start with the third of the hosts of

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heaven. They decided to go away. I don't know.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I read that. I'll testify

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of that. I heard about that. I heard about that

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one, yeah. I know about that. It's just one of

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those things. Wow, Joe, you were so insightful,

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so deep, so profound. Hey, I teach gospel doctrine

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on Sunday. He does. I didn't believe in interdimensional

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stuff until I saw the new Spider -Man, the new

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what's not new anymore? Oh, the comic Spider

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-Man across the multiverse or whatever. The second

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one's the multiverse. OK, OK. Which what's the

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first one? Spider -verse. Like where you become

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Spider -Man. Yeah. Yeah, they're also yes, but

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there's also the other spider -man's which then

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the multiverse is More spider -man. Have you

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seen the second one? Yeah, yeah, it's where but

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the dot guy. Yeah with the spot. Yeah. Yeah,

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that's like me. Okay I didn't believe and then

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now I do because of that because of that comic

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It is I'm not I'm not just in did you see like

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movie Avengers endgame or whatever what? Yeah,

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with all the Tobey Maguire - Did your eye just

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quit? Yeah, I - I'll zoom in on - You didn't

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- I - No, I - No, Marvel - Guys, we have to go

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into this again. I completely and entirely missed

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the Marvel wave, haven't seen any of those. Except

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for Thor. Okay, wait, of course you've seen Thor.

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My good sir. I think I'm more into the Tobey

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Maguire Spider -Man. I think I'm more thrown

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off that she called the new Spider -Man's, Toby

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McGuire's Spider -Man's, than finding out that

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you haven't seen. Because you meant Tom Holland?

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Tom Holland's the new one. If you saw the movie,

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you would know what I'm saying. Well, I haven't

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seen any of the 14 of them. Well, there's only

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one Endgame. Oh, well, I mean, for now. Well,

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I mean, if you watched it, you would know, but.

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But I haven't. I've seen the memes. I don't know

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what they mean. Well, if you watch that, you

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would know. Yeah, totally. And then that might

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help solidify your testimony of interdimensional.

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Well, it sounds like I'll never know because

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I'm never going to spend the time to like catch

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up and like know all of it. You don't need to

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catch up. Literally, you just watch the one.

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That's it. Yeah. Isn't it like three hours? Two

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and a half. So I'm going to have to take a nap

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in the middle. OK. OK. He's that old, guys. Cheers.

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Cheers to age. I can't stand when we turn a movie

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on and we're like, oh, let's watch this. It's

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going to be so good. And then one of us, or not

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me, never me, Joe. You, sometimes. No. It's zonked

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out. I'm just like, what are we doing? Why are

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we watching this? Are you the same? Oh. It's

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physically impossible for me to be on a comfy

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couch with a blanket and not pass out. I also,

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sorry, this is really going off topic, so we'll

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keep it short. Yeah, sorry. And I have heard

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that you're a blanket guy. Like, you love blankets.

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Oh. In the other multiverse, I don't, so that's

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why I'm enjoying it. Right. Okay. How do you

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feel about this one? I got to throw people off

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with my evil side, you know? Yes. So this one,

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this is pretty nice. You like it. Yeah, so that's

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Minky, and then this one's Cozy's. It's so cute.

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Here, dude. Don't have a Cozy. Yeah? Okay. I

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got Dallas. Oh, that was very kind of you Joe.

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I like to share that and that's like That's understandable.

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Yeah, get your microscope out right up Yeah,

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she likes that one, huh? You did I got one on

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my nightstand. You're ready to go you're magnificent

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Spectacle like let's do this. It's monocle I'm

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telling you guys. I don't. You guys, they just

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like a guy that's funny. They don't care about

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anything else. The more they keep their eyes

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closed, the better. That's right. Oh, my God.

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Oh, that was a good one, Joe. I'm telling you.

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Yep. The funny guys will always win. Before we

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start on Joe's story, I have to have our cosmic

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visions from Katya's. So let's open these Brad

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boys up. You guys want to try them? Yes. I don't

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think you guys have tried Katya's yet. No, but

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I see them every week. Oh, they're so good. And

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just look longingly at them. You guys don't understand.

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Look how cute they are. I know. Oh my heck. And

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this is perfect for our episode theme tonight.

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Oh, they're like stars cosmic. Oh, brother, you're

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not supposed to eat them. Oh, you are. No, we're

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just supposed to look at them. How delicious.

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Are they good? Isn't the texture amazing? They're

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like the right amount of like sugar. Order some,

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tell your friends. They're the goat. They're

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so good, and they're vegan. It has no red 40

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or no red three. And no animal gelatin. No animal

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gelatin. No horsetails? No. So this is when you

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get to say, hey. Is this legal in all 50 states?

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Yes. Who cares? It's not even from here. It doesn't

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matter. No, but this is like when you say, oh,

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it's healthy candy. It's healthy candy. Yeah.

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You're so good about it. That's really good.

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Aren't they really cute? Okay. Well, okay. I

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could eat like seven packets of these and I feel

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disgusting. You like sour candy, right? Mm -hmm.

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Oh, a lot of these. Okay. So these are also theirs.

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These are the sour gummies, though. I'll give

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them to Dalpa. Yeah. You want more? Is that good?

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Joel, you'll like these. I like all of them.

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Oh, it's a unicorn! I know, aren't they cute?

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Oh, heck. It's a little unicorn. They're adorable!

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Oh, heck. Tell me if you like the sour ones.

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You're all humidified. Yeah, they're pretty good,

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right? Love those. Yeah. Which one do you like

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better, sour or the cosmic? I like the cosmic

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better. Sour. Cosmic. Okay. Okay. All right.

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Well, now we are officially ready for your story.

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Please no more eating candy, jump and chew and

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let's get on with that. All right. This was posted

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four days ago to high strangeness. Oh, guys,

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I didn't even know about this one. No, I'm stupid.

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OK. OK, OK, OK. My friend swears Paul Walker

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checked into his hotel last week and the security

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footage is gone. Paul Walker, like the the dead

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guy, the guy who wrapped himself around the tree.

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Am I driving too fast? Yes. I'm going to say

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this, I'm going to let it in. Furious and the

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fast? That one, okay. You know they did a whole

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thing, Fast and Furious 7. You know that song?

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It was driving away into the end of it. And you

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all cried. Don't cry as I ate them. I will cry

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thinking about it. Yeah, they also cried. They're

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going the separate directions of, will I see

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you again? But here's the good news, he might

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be alive. He checked into that hotel. Give me

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Elvis or buds. You guys, you guys are not ready.

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Hey everyone. I know how this is going to sound,

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but I'm posting because I honestly can't explain

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what happened and neither can my friend. My buddy

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works the front desk at a hotel in Kingman, Arizona.

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Hey, shout out. I've stayed at that hotel. I

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can guarantee it. Oh, I love it. It's not fancy.

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Mostly road trippers and truckers overnight.

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He's on night, so he sees weird stuff. But last

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week, something truly absurd happened to him.

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I believe him, too. He's not the tinfoil hat

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type of guy. False. Everybody in Kingman is a

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tinfoil hat type of guy. So I know because I

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got fame with him there. So that is fair. This

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happened on a Sunday night into Monday morning

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around 2 30 a .m. A guy walks in alone, long,

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scruffy beard, sunglasses inside at night. He's

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exactly what you would expect from someone hiding

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in plain sight. Clothes looked kind of worn,

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but the boots were expensive. He barely looked

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up, kept his head down, and when he spoke, my

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friend said he literally froze because the voice

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was unmistakable. He told me, dude, I'm telling

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you, it was Paul Walker's voice. The guy gives

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a fake sounding name, pays cash, barely says

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anything. But here's the weird part. Two big

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guys in suits followed in behind him. They pretend

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they aren't with him. hang back don't talk to

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the front desk but it's obvious they're bodyguards

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one had an earpiece like secret service my friend

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was creeped out but acted normal until they left

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the lobby as soon as he could he went to look

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at the security camera feed to see if he had

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imagined it he swears it's clear as day the guy

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lowers the sunglasses for a second and you see

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those unmistakable blue eyes same expressions

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even with the beard it was 1000 % Paul Walker

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He whips his phone out and recorded the security

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monitor with his phone specifically to show me.

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He texted me that morning. Bro, you for real

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are not ready for this shit. Because it was Monday

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morning, he was about to crash for the day and

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then work again Monday night. I couldn't see

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him before he had to go back for his next shift.

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We planned for me to come over after that second

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shift to finally see the video. During that second

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shift, Monday night into Tuesday, he decided

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to re -watch the footage on the hotel system

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so he could show it to a co -worker. And the

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entire hour from 2am to 3am was gone. Not corrupted

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not glitched just deleted He panicked and thought

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at least I have the phone video so he pulls his

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phone out to check. Yeah. Nope. It was gone No,

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not in the gallery not in recently deleted. It's

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like it was never there at all He was freaking

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out so bad. He took his phone to one of those

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places that does data recovery. They couldn't

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find anything He's not the type to make this

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kind of thing up He wasn't even aware of the

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conspiracy theories about Paul Walker faking

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his death until I mentioned them Now he's genuinely

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spooked at work, convinced someone is watching

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him or he saw something he wasn't supposed to.

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He wasn't the conspiracy type before, but now

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he's deep diving all of it. Illuminati, Pizzagate,

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et cetera, trying to wrap his head around what

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just happened. I don't know what to think. I

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want to believe my friend, he's legitimately

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shook. But I'm coming here to ask, has anyone

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else heard of Paul Walker sightings like this?

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Or ever had anything weird happen where footage

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or videos just vanished for no reason? What?

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He's alive. or an alien. So did you guys know

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that there's like Paul Walker? No, I haven't

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heard of that. That's like legit thing. People

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think he faked his death. No way. Because wasn't

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he, I think I saw something about this recently,

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wasn't he working on like child predators stuff?

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I've heard it. Like part of like Chester Bennington,

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Chris Cornell, DT, all that. Like he was a part

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of that. And they were going to like. released

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a documentary about it I heard this all of these

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people have mysteriously died under weird circumstances

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Chris Cornell Chester I had heard that and I

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don't remember if I'd heard that Paul Walker

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won but I did hear I well this actually is the

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reason but that apparently that's like a whole

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thing Tupac yeah well Tupac still alive yes other

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than others Michael Jackson Elvis, I've heard

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Elvis. Dude, wouldn't he be like 100? No, he'd

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be like 70. He died in like the 80s and he was

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only like 50 years old. Supposedly drug overdose?

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Yeah, he died on the toilet. What? Yeah, deep

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dive that. I don't believe that Michael Jackson's

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dead. Why not? Yeah. You haven't seen the conspiracy

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theories on the? So I mean, I don't know, but

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is Paul Walker alive? Yeah, I hope so. I mean,

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that guy saw him. The bodyguards. That part's

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trippy. Yeah. With the earpiece and like. I don't

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understand how the footage was gone from his

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phone. Yeah. So Kingman, because I've spent a

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ton of time there, like is a small town. Nobody

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goes there for any reasons other than like. Hey,

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I'm going to spend the night there as I'm passing

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through Vegas. Vegas is a big town. You might

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get recognized. It's plausible. That makes sense.

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Isn't he from Phoenix? That sounds familiar,

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actually, now that you say that. I don't know

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where he's from originally. But could you imagine,

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though, the Scruff? And he has a very distinct

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voice. Oh, yeah. If I heard Paul Walker's voice,

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I would know for sure. But they're saying he's

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got a big old beard. Deep dive. OK, even deeper

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dive. I watched a reel I think it was yesterday

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or the day before supposedly then DSO announced

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like the final Fast and the Furious movie they

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said like there was three stipulations for him

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making the movie one they would return back to

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LA and like return back to the original like

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street racing thing yes um two I can't remember

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what it was and then three they would do a reunion

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with Brian O 'Connor, which is Paul Walker's

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character. Yes. In the movie. So maybe. Are they

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going to bring him back to life? Has that ever

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that's never happened, right? That's never like

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in this modern world, there's never been somebody

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that was dead that actually like, you know, there

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actually is. There is a movie series Avengers

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Endgame that if you watch that, you know, you

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would know. You would know. You would know. I've

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never heard of that. Yeah. That's so weird. That's

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so weird. I wish someone had told me about that.

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That was Harry Potter 9? Is that what you said

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it was? Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll check that out.

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Great. No, that has never happened. But, I mean,

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if anyone's gonna do it, Paul Walker is gonna

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do it, right? Yes, he should. Obviously. I mean,

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like, the world would be so much better if he

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was not dead. Like, if he was still alive, I

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would just, like, I would have more energy in

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the day. I would feel better about the place

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where I'm raising my children. What if... Secretly,

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Donald J. Trump had secretly orchestrated this

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to make sure that he is alive. That'd be huge.

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It'd be huge. The greatest news of all time,

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greatest country ever. The only president that

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could do it. Nobody else. Here we go. So, yeah,

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my first thought is, Keeman, anything could happen.

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anything it's literally i mean that's a place

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where like i'm scared to stop during the day

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like it is the sketchiest town but somebody says

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honestly sounds like your friend was exhausted

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and convinced himself it was paul walker graveyard

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shifts mess with your head but the video disappearing

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is weird if he's telling the truth yeah because

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like if that was if that actually did happen

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but it wasn't paul walker why would the video

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disappear well that's the part that is high strangeness.

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Okay. It's like, I know I've had it where it's

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like, oh, I swore I took a photo of it and it's

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like, oh, man, I forgot. But like to know for

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a fact and like certain that you took a video

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and you're like, hey, man, we have to meet up.

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I have to show you this video. And then it's

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not there. And it's like, this would be pretty

00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:08.460
elaborate if this guy's just screwing with OP,

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right? Like he's just like, oh, yeah, Paul Walker's

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alive. Here's a Here's this crazy thing. Like,

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I'm going to show you this video. Oh, it's gone

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now. Yeah, I think that's too much. That's got

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to be real. Someone else said, dude, this isn't

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even the first Paul Walker sighting I've seen

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here. There was one in Utah a couple of years

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back. Same vibe. Two SUVs, older, but unmistakably

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him. Hollywood's got way darker stuff going on

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than people think. What? Do we think it's dark

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or do you think he's hiding from someone dark

00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:39.309
that's trying to kill him? Well, he... If he's

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trying to expose stuff. Do we know anything that's

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been exposed? Or I mean, he's probably in hiding

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and doesn't attach his name to it. I mean, you

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got the whole P Diddy thing. You got like goat

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Cosby. We got exonerator or whatever. It's true.

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So I'm not guilty. What? Yeah, he's not guilty.

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So there had to have been something where it

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showed that like he wasn't. I don't think they

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would just let him gone. Let go. But like try

00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:06.839
like think about all the child stuff that's coming

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out and like government and all that. Yeah. I

00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:15.799
don't know, man. It's crazy. Is there like an

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update or anything or? No, this was four days

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ago. Oh, shoot. We'll stay on the lookout for

00:26:20.019 --> 00:26:21.700
an update. It's in high strangeness if you want

00:26:21.700 --> 00:26:23.420
to follow. They didn't say the name of the hotel

00:26:23.420 --> 00:26:24.960
because I'll stay there the next time. They didn't

00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:28.240
say. Oh, you're wandering around at 2 a .m. They

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did not say. I'll just go to all the hotels at

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2 a .m. Hey, he got a guy that works here that

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saw Paul Walker. Yeah, right. Dallas, you're

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going to walk in there and be like, oh my gosh,

00:26:37.329 --> 00:26:41.890
it's Paul Walker. Yeah. It was a you this whole

00:26:41.890 --> 00:26:44.349
time. Just have Noel in a suit. It's an earpiece

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behind you. Really nice. Me, I stand on my friend's

00:26:47.809 --> 00:26:49.529
shoulders. You're like, with both of us. Paul

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Walker in the house. Oh, yeah. Please bus up.

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Paging Paul and Mr. Paul. Code red. Code red.

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Roosters in the building. Roosters in the building.

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See I really do wonder though. Like how hard

00:27:03.210 --> 00:27:05.769
would it be if you're somebody that's that high

00:27:05.769 --> 00:27:08.630
profile? Like could you actually do it? Yeah

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There's so much money. You could absolutely do

00:27:11.269 --> 00:27:14.390
it like for sure. He paid in cash. She used a

00:27:14.390 --> 00:27:18.130
fake name But like I love your dad is single

00:27:18.130 --> 00:27:21.809
everybody goes Yeah, every like everybody says

00:27:21.809 --> 00:27:24.089
oh, you know super and can't get away with just

00:27:24.089 --> 00:27:25.950
wearing glasses. Like everybody would tell it's

00:27:25.950 --> 00:27:28.380
him like during COVID, how many times would you

00:27:28.380 --> 00:27:30.180
talk to somebody and it's like, I know who I'm

00:27:30.180 --> 00:27:32.539
talking to, but like, you question your own sanity

00:27:32.539 --> 00:27:34.960
because of the mask. Like, if somebody has a

00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:38.119
beard and a hat on, like, it could change their

00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:40.960
features enough. That's true, but it's the voice,

00:27:40.980 --> 00:27:45.059
the voice. And the eyes. Well, contacts. You

00:27:45.059 --> 00:27:47.259
could wear contacts. He was wearing sunglasses

00:27:47.259 --> 00:27:49.380
at night time. Yeah, but then he said he lifted

00:27:49.380 --> 00:27:52.180
the sunglasses down in the video. Yeah, he saw

00:27:52.180 --> 00:27:53.960
that. He saw it when he, like, watched it back

00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:55.920
on the footage. Yeah. And he's like, those are

00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:59.619
Paul Walker's eyes. But I'm just like, I could

00:27:59.619 --> 00:28:01.819
close my eyes and I could listen to like 10 people

00:28:01.819 --> 00:28:04.519
say the same thing. Paul Walker's voice, I would

00:28:04.519 --> 00:28:09.059
know it so fast. He just has one of those distinct

00:28:09.059 --> 00:28:13.279
voices. You can't mistake it. OK. But like, how

00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:15.900
do you disguise that? I don't know. I don't know.

00:28:16.259 --> 00:28:20.539
You talk like this. My name's Paul. It's not

00:28:20.539 --> 00:28:23.460
Paul. My name's Dave. I want a room, please.

00:28:23.460 --> 00:28:26.640
Yeah, for one night. I feel like, though, as

00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:30.160
a celebrity, you're faking your death. You can't

00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:33.079
leave. Like, you can't be going to hotels, you

00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:35.740
know? So it is pretty wild. So you're supposed

00:28:35.740 --> 00:28:37.880
to just live off the grid? Like, I'm picturing,

00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:39.599
like, you fake your death. This is why I think

00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:41.720
Michael Jackson did this. I don't know. I think

00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:44.039
he faked his death, and then he had an island,

00:28:44.099 --> 00:28:47.380
and he has been living on the island. OK. Except

00:28:47.380 --> 00:28:50.319
he might be dead now. I don't know. Like, I listen

00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:53.920
to a lot of podcast and stuff about, like, military

00:28:53.920 --> 00:28:57.099
members and how they can, like, go deep undercover

00:28:57.099 --> 00:29:00.140
and, like, not be found and spotted and whatnot.

00:29:00.220 --> 00:29:03.480
Like, if you're a multimillionaire and you've

00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:05.440
got things set up and you're paying in cash,

00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:09.880
like, you could probably get away with things

00:29:09.880 --> 00:29:14.220
pretty easily. So... I mean, in Kingman, Arizona

00:29:14.220 --> 00:29:18.549
at 2 a .m. Well, he recognized him. Yeah, yeah,

00:29:18.549 --> 00:29:21.289
but not good enough. You didn't get proof. I

00:29:21.289 --> 00:29:25.410
mean, yeah if they got data to oh What if they

00:29:25.410 --> 00:29:29.430
were ghosts? He really is dead, but he's in ghosts

00:29:29.430 --> 00:29:31.410
and that's why the video footage you never showed

00:29:31.410 --> 00:29:36.109
on the frickin funny whenards But the footage

00:29:36.109 --> 00:29:40.650
was like gone though That's what I'm saying is

00:29:40.650 --> 00:29:44.069
like that could be some uncarnoral paranormal

00:29:44.069 --> 00:29:46.859
crap Yeah, it's awesome. I mean, it checks out

00:29:46.859 --> 00:29:49.200
you're saying that like what he saw in his mind's

00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:52.220
eye was just ghosts and like in front of him.

00:29:52.579 --> 00:29:54.220
And then we went to watch it back. There was

00:29:54.220 --> 00:29:56.339
just nothing there. Oh, that would have been

00:29:56.339 --> 00:29:59.700
so good. What a good day was like if he was filming

00:29:59.700 --> 00:30:02.500
and then he goes to look back and there's just

00:30:02.500 --> 00:30:05.099
no one there but the video still existed. No,

00:30:05.380 --> 00:30:07.539
the video would be trippy. No, the video doesn't

00:30:07.539 --> 00:30:09.240
exist on his phone, but he was able to watch

00:30:09.240 --> 00:30:12.420
it back on the monitor. But now no longer is

00:30:12.420 --> 00:30:14.059
there anymore, right? Well, yeah, there's just

00:30:14.059 --> 00:30:16.599
nothing. Yeah. So theoretically, it's the same

00:30:16.599 --> 00:30:19.400
thing. Awesome. M. Night Shyamalan. That's crazy.

00:30:20.380 --> 00:30:22.859
OK, well, I can't wait to tell you guys my next

00:30:22.859 --> 00:30:27.180
story. It's so good. OK, so this is from Glitch

00:30:27.180 --> 00:30:31.019
in the Matrix. I watched myself die from the

00:30:31.019 --> 00:30:44.180
corner of the room. Sounds fantastic. Okay, this

00:30:44.180 --> 00:30:46.400
happened last year, but it still messes with

00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:48.819
my head. I was in the hospital after a routine

00:30:48.819 --> 00:30:51.440
surgery, nothing crazy, just getting my gallbladder

00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:54.859
removed. I just got my gallbladder removed. This

00:30:54.859 --> 00:30:56.900
wasn't me. I was gonna say it's you. It's not

00:30:56.900 --> 00:31:00.880
me. Okay. Do you smell something? Everything

00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:03.319
was supposed to be smooth. I woke up in recovery

00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:05.619
feeling okay, but an hour later I suddenly felt

00:31:05.619 --> 00:31:07.920
really cold, dizzy, and like my heart was beating

00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:10.559
out of my chest. I told the nurse something felt

00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:12.759
wrong, and that's the last thing I remember from

00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:15.460
inside my body. What happened I remember next

00:31:15.460 --> 00:31:17.700
was watching the whole thing happen like I was

00:31:17.700 --> 00:31:19.900
standing in the corner of the room. I could see

00:31:19.900 --> 00:31:23.019
myself lying on the bed, ill as hell, a bunch

00:31:23.019 --> 00:31:26.740
of nurses rushing in, alarms going off. One of

00:31:26.740 --> 00:31:29.140
them was doing chest compressions. Another was

00:31:29.140 --> 00:31:31.079
calling for a crash cart. I remember thinking,

00:31:31.299 --> 00:31:34.460
holy shit, I'm dying, but I didn't feel panic.

00:31:34.670 --> 00:31:37.470
I felt weirdly calm, detached, like it really

00:31:37.470 --> 00:31:39.650
wasn't me down there, just a shell. I could hear

00:31:39.650 --> 00:31:41.269
them shouting numbers, shouting my name, and

00:31:41.269 --> 00:31:42.990
even yelling something like, we're losing him!

00:31:43.349 --> 00:31:46.369
But I just watched. I even looked down at my

00:31:46.369 --> 00:31:49.269
arms and realized I didn't have arms, not physical

00:31:49.269 --> 00:31:51.930
ones. I was just this floating awareness, kind

00:31:51.930 --> 00:31:54.250
of like being in a dream, except more vivid than

00:31:54.250 --> 00:31:57.309
anything I've ever experienced. And then it got

00:31:57.309 --> 00:32:00.220
even weirder. I felt this pull. Not like someone

00:32:00.220 --> 00:32:02.160
was grabbing me, but more like gravity started

00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:04.119
working in a different direction. Like I was

00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:06.759
about to be sucked upward somewhere. I don't

00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:09.160
know where. And right before it happened, I heard

00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:11.779
this voice in my head, totally calm, just say,

00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.700
not yet. Next thing I knew, I jolted awake with

00:32:14.700 --> 00:32:17.539
a mask on my face, gasping like I had been underwater.

00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:20.039
My chest hurt like hell from the compressions.

00:32:20.220 --> 00:32:23.019
Turns out I flatlined for almost two minutes.

00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:25.960
Heart completely stopped. But somehow I came

00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:28.640
back. I didn't tell anyone where I saw, not at

00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:31.680
first. But I'll say this. I was more alive during

00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:33.759
those two minutes than I'd ever felt my whole

00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:36.299
life. And whatever I was, whatever I was floating,

00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:39.220
it wasn't nothing. It wasn't a dream. I know

00:32:39.220 --> 00:32:42.019
what I saw. I'm just going to be pissed if when

00:32:42.019 --> 00:32:46.099
I get to the other side, I don't have arms. Like,

00:32:46.099 --> 00:32:50.119
oh crap, you left them. You forgot to get your

00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:52.299
arms. You didn't learn that part. Yeah, like

00:32:52.299 --> 00:32:55.160
you missed a step leaving. Like, is it like?

00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:57.779
Cut out your t -shirt, or is it just like full

00:32:57.779 --> 00:33:00.359
lining? He's like, I felt great. I was hovering

00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:04.740
with no arms. I'm like, OK, you lost me. I'm

00:33:04.740 --> 00:33:08.539
not signing up. One too many gummies. Man, one

00:33:08.539 --> 00:33:11.680
too many actually. I've never felt more alive.

00:33:12.359 --> 00:33:16.039
But without arms? Like I was just floating there

00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:21.059
like a worm. Yeah. Brother, that's so real. Have

00:33:21.059 --> 00:33:24.130
that experience? No. Oh. but the out of body

00:33:24.130 --> 00:33:26.970
stuff yeah that's real that that checks out crap

00:33:26.970 --> 00:33:28.910
that checks out like that's like the stuff that

00:33:28.910 --> 00:33:30.529
happens you're in the corner of the room and

00:33:30.529 --> 00:33:33.170
you're like oh that's me on the on the operating

00:33:33.170 --> 00:33:35.609
table that's crazy i've heard too many of those

00:33:35.609 --> 00:33:39.829
stories to not believe them yeah me too but there

00:33:39.829 --> 00:33:44.250
are no arms yeah i'm a little lost yeah that

00:33:44.250 --> 00:33:46.890
i'm not gonna be okay with that like dude you

00:33:46.890 --> 00:33:48.670
literally you could have just left that out of

00:33:48.670 --> 00:33:51.029
the books We didn't even know you didn't have

00:33:51.029 --> 00:33:55.049
arms. It would have been way better. I don't

00:33:55.049 --> 00:33:57.369
know. Just imagine them floating there, like

00:33:57.369 --> 00:33:59.930
thinking, oh, you know, and then. Like I feel.

00:34:00.069 --> 00:34:03.650
No. Yeah. It's like this is this is all. Wait.

00:34:04.410 --> 00:34:07.329
It was getting so good. And then my arms were

00:34:07.329 --> 00:34:10.170
gone. Can you imagine, though, you're standing

00:34:10.170 --> 00:34:12.570
there in the corner watching people all high

00:34:12.570 --> 00:34:15.360
and help you and you're dying. I would enjoy

00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:17.599
it because I would want to know when they did

00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:20.260
the defibrillator if it's actually clear or pulse

00:34:20.260 --> 00:34:23.420
up they say, because I say a pulse. It's not

00:34:23.420 --> 00:34:26.119
pulse. They have to make sure everyone's hands

00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:30.099
are off the body. So they say clear. So y 'all

00:34:30.099 --> 00:34:32.960
don't get electrocuted too. So without your hands

00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:35.860
is on the body and they do it. How bad does it

00:34:35.860 --> 00:34:38.019
hurt? Are you going to like pass out? Well, it

00:34:38.019 --> 00:34:40.159
depends. Do you have arms or do you not have

00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:43.440
arms? Do you have arms? Oh, you have arms. It's

00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:46.800
gonna hurt real bad. It's gonna hurt, okay? Y

00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:49.440
'all are gonna be on your bed. What if your leg

00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:52.400
is on the hospital bed? You don't have a leg

00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:55.820
anymore. No, I don't. It falls right off. No.

00:34:56.639 --> 00:34:58.900
There I was. I still have fucked it. I don't

00:34:58.900 --> 00:35:01.139
know. I don't think it would transfer through

00:35:01.139 --> 00:35:02.860
because the whole reason why they put it here

00:35:02.860 --> 00:35:04.679
and here is for the electricity to go through

00:35:04.679 --> 00:35:06.280
your heart to jump start your heart and then

00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:08.519
it would go back into the battle. Okay, yeah,

00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:10.559
I don't I don't I think you're good. So I can

00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:12.659
my leg can touch dolls Yeah, but if it ever happened

00:35:12.659 --> 00:35:15.019
like if you're leaning against it, okay, I just

00:35:15.019 --> 00:35:18.079
need to like chill Yeah, rest your hand. Yeah,

00:35:18.079 --> 00:35:20.800
sorry guys. Just been doing chest compressions.

00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:23.079
I'm a little tired I just feel like I'm gonna

00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:25.679
need to kind of unwind I get that it's a little

00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:28.400
stressful. Hey that guy in the corner with no

00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:39.440
arms Back where he came from I look at the voice

00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:43.900
too. It's like not yet That's all it said like

00:35:43.900 --> 00:35:45.559
hey, buddy. You've got a ton of life left to

00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:48.539
live go get them like you don't get to die yet

00:35:48.539 --> 00:35:53.539
He's like going up for it Not yet Like that's

00:35:53.539 --> 00:35:57.000
what they say they don't talk a lot Those aerial

00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:00.159
spirits. Oh, is that what it is God is it is

00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:03.260
it it's like he's their ancestors It's like grandpa

00:36:03.260 --> 00:36:06.639
being like bitch. You got to keep at it But see,

00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:11.599
it depends on the ancestor, so I'm sure. Probably

00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:14.099
like a Uncle Eddie's. Oh, not yet, brother. Yeah,

00:36:14.099 --> 00:36:16.199
he's like, it's good up here, but you gotta stay

00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:18.480
down there, friend. My grandma Goodman would

00:36:18.480 --> 00:36:20.860
literally probably just be like, she'd probably

00:36:20.860 --> 00:36:25.199
say, get your ass back to work. Literally. Get

00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:28.579
on down there. Like, yep, you got more time to

00:36:28.579 --> 00:36:32.739
repent. Yeah. Better work on it. There's no way

00:36:32.739 --> 00:36:36.159
you're making it up here, guys. Head back down.

00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:40.360
Get comfortable. Give up on C. You're going to

00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:45.579
the tur. Yeah. Hey, that's fair. So yeah, that's

00:36:45.579 --> 00:36:49.159
my story, guys. I love it. I just want to preface

00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:53.159
this one because it's that out there. I don't

00:36:53.159 --> 00:36:54.880
believe you. Like how out there? Are we talking

00:36:54.880 --> 00:36:57.320
like the moon or are we talking Pluto? We're

00:36:57.320 --> 00:36:59.940
talking like... It's still a planet probably.

00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:06.239
Like Uranus out there? Like Jupiter. Big ball

00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:10.079
of gas. That's not far enough. Okay, so this

00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:13.739
is from High Strangeness. Seven days ago and

00:37:13.739 --> 00:37:18.719
it's also based in Arizona. I was gonna say like

00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:22.300
Roswell, New Mexico, but you know. Is it like

00:37:22.300 --> 00:37:27.559
Snowflake? It doesn't say Snow -Zero. But listen.

00:37:28.369 --> 00:37:30.110
Here's what I'm gonna ask. I know this is a long

00:37:30.110 --> 00:37:34.070
preface. Bear with me. I thought for sure that

00:37:34.070 --> 00:37:38.889
this was like madness, crazy, fake. There's proof

00:37:38.889 --> 00:37:41.170
and I'm gonna show you guys the proof. There's

00:37:41.170 --> 00:37:44.949
gotta be, it's gotta be like Pager, Arizona on

00:37:44.949 --> 00:37:47.849
the res. Oh, that's the scariest place. That's,

00:37:47.949 --> 00:37:50.769
I legit will not go there at night. That's the

00:37:50.769 --> 00:37:53.250
only time I ever go there. You're like, I love

00:37:53.250 --> 00:37:56.550
it. Not gonna do it. Okay, so it comes from high

00:37:56.550 --> 00:37:59.599
strangeness. I just need to get this out. Extremely

00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:02.460
strange experience tonight. I was outside with

00:38:02.460 --> 00:38:04.780
my dog, Danny, before I fed her this evening,

00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:07.739
around 9 p .m. We're staying at an RV park in

00:38:07.739 --> 00:38:10.539
the desert of AZ. There's an empty field to the

00:38:10.539 --> 00:38:12.920
north of the park. Over the last couple years,

00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:15.340
I've been hearing this weird, like, whirring

00:38:15.340 --> 00:38:18.500
sound. Out in the desert, it's kind of hard to

00:38:18.500 --> 00:38:20.980
place. It sounds synthetic, not like something

00:38:20.980 --> 00:38:23.539
an animal or insect would make. It moves around,

00:38:23.539 --> 00:38:26.340
so it's not a generator. It's also followed me.

00:38:26.539 --> 00:38:29.780
between different campgrounds almost like a hitchhiker.

00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:33.780
As I'm sitting outside waiting on my dog to finish,

00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:36.679
that effing whirring noise started up off in

00:38:36.679 --> 00:38:38.480
the distance. It sounded like it was coming from

00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:40.340
that empty field to the north of where we're

00:38:40.340 --> 00:38:43.639
staying. I was immediately uneasy. It was the

00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:45.500
first time I've heard it outside of a campground

00:38:45.500 --> 00:38:47.960
around town. First time I've heard it in town.

00:38:48.420 --> 00:38:50.360
I hadn't heard it in weeks. As soon as I did,

00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:53.320
I felt like it found me. I was more right than

00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:55.880
I thought. It stopped after five to ten minutes.

00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.019
I brought Danny back in to feed her, then decided

00:38:58.019 --> 00:39:00.440
to take her for a walk. Leaving the park, we

00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:02.880
take a left to the corner, then turn left again.

00:39:03.300 --> 00:39:05.400
That street we turned onto is running along the

00:39:05.400 --> 00:39:07.360
backside of that field that the sound was coming

00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:09.619
from. It's about a quarter mile from the camper.

00:39:10.139 --> 00:39:12.159
Not much moonlight, so the flashlight is providing

00:39:12.159 --> 00:39:14.559
most of our light. The field is on the left.

00:39:14.659 --> 00:39:16.940
There's just empty desert to our right. There's

00:39:16.940 --> 00:39:19.239
another street about a half mile down, or maybe

00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:21.320
a third of the way down to it when Danny stops

00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:24.960
dead in her tracks. I hate that. Not the dog.

00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:29.539
If the dog does some pulls that shit. She turns

00:39:29.539 --> 00:39:31.699
to face the left side of the road with her ears

00:39:31.699 --> 00:39:36.340
up. Towards the field. Facing that field. So

00:39:36.340 --> 00:39:38.420
I point the flashlight in that direction expecting

00:39:38.420 --> 00:39:41.820
to see a coyote or wildcat. Walking out of the

00:39:41.820 --> 00:39:43.760
bushes next to the road is what at first looks

00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:46.539
like a man stumbling up to the road on two feet

00:39:46.539 --> 00:39:50.000
all the way from. I almost immediately noticed

00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:55.300
something was off. That's not a man. It has no

00:39:55.300 --> 00:39:59.360
clothes, no shoes, and no effing head. And it's

00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:01.920
still stumbling forward, swaying its arms in

00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:06.880
a strange way. Almost like watching someone trying

00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:08.860
to walk through deep snow and maintain their

00:40:08.860 --> 00:40:12.320
balance, its skin looks deep brown and shiny.

00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:14.920
Almost like it had been rotisserie, but with

00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:16.820
dark patches like it had been burned a little,

00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:19.280
which is effing fitting. Because even though

00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:21.940
it had human -like legs and arms, its torso looked

00:40:21.940 --> 00:40:25.420
closer to an effing chicken or turkeys. But upside

00:40:25.420 --> 00:40:28.099
down. Not an exact description, but it's the

00:40:28.099 --> 00:40:31.960
closest one I have. Straight up skinwalker. Legitimately

00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:36.199
like... Del's got chills already three times.

00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:40.179
I'm getting the ick, but not enough to not eat

00:40:40.179 --> 00:40:43.820
my katsuos. Can I have one? That's the only thing

00:40:43.820 --> 00:40:46.300
keeping you sane right now. A half -bit one?

00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:52.460
What you can get? Give me a fresh one right now.

00:40:52.699 --> 00:40:55.780
Okay, hold on. Roadster chicken upside down.

00:40:58.219 --> 00:41:02.280
No head? Kind of like this. Legs are up and it's

00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:06.460
head. Right? Exactly like that. Got it. What

00:41:06.460 --> 00:41:08.219
do you even really need? Think about it. It's

00:41:08.219 --> 00:41:11.949
got legs. It's wobbling. No head. and it looks

00:41:11.949 --> 00:41:15.110
like a rotisserie chicken even if it's a person

00:41:15.110 --> 00:41:19.309
like you hear something your dog stops turns

00:41:19.309 --> 00:41:21.989
and looks and you see a person stumbling out

00:41:21.989 --> 00:41:26.849
of the field like at night is creepy enough like

00:41:26.849 --> 00:41:31.429
if it was a person i would be beside myself so

00:41:31.429 --> 00:41:35.090
my parents live out west west like an hour away

00:41:35.090 --> 00:41:38.690
from us and everything and the last time i was

00:41:38.690 --> 00:41:40.369
out there like we drove out through fields we

00:41:40.369 --> 00:41:42.820
were trying to hunt for coyotes and stuff and

00:41:42.820 --> 00:41:44.659
like just seeing somebody on a four -wheeler

00:41:44.659 --> 00:41:47.659
driving like yeah it makes you feel like oh maybe

00:41:47.659 --> 00:41:50.599
i shouldn't be here even though it's perfectly

00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:53.400
fine that you're there but like middle of the

00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:57.460
night walking your dog and then there's a field

00:41:57.460 --> 00:42:01.920
oh no thank you i have to keep listening continue

00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:05.559
so okay so the last sentence of that i honestly

00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:08.059
had trouble processing what the f i was seeing

00:42:08.059 --> 00:42:13.400
so my description might be off Mid stride, it

00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:16.380
puts one leg forward awkwardly, then bends over

00:42:16.380 --> 00:42:20.079
the waist 90 degrees. Arms spread out in a theater

00:42:20.079 --> 00:42:23.719
like bow. Probably about 15 to 20 feet away.

00:42:28.380 --> 00:42:32.059
Okay, probably about 15 to 20 feet away and somehow

00:42:32.059 --> 00:42:35.179
completely silent the whole time. I didn't hear

00:42:35.179 --> 00:42:37.139
it stepping on the ground. I didn't hear the

00:42:37.139 --> 00:42:39.659
bushes it seems to have brushed against. Audibly,

00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:41.559
it might as well have not been there. Beyond

00:42:41.559 --> 00:42:43.639
looking at it, I don't remember my dog making

00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:47.099
a sound either. I immediately started screaming,

00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:50.559
involuntarily, and at the top of my lungs. The

00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:52.940
screams were out before I even knew what I was

00:42:52.940 --> 00:42:56.000
going to. What the F is that? What the F is that?

00:42:56.039 --> 00:43:00.480
What the F is that? Same. The fact that the dog

00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:04.320
isn't doing anything. That's creepy. Like if

00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:07.619
a dog is that scared like yeah, it's not barking

00:43:07.619 --> 00:43:10.039
not very like get away from it not trying to

00:43:10.039 --> 00:43:12.719
know That's how quick it sounds like it was stopped

00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:16.860
so turn why it like so Joe Ben the dog just like

00:43:16.860 --> 00:43:21.679
what's happening? You know mm -hmm Yeah, the

00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:24.400
dog Lou is like hey, bro. You know what's going

00:43:24.400 --> 00:43:29.659
on. Yeah, what is that? Upside down upside down

00:43:29.659 --> 00:43:33.760
rotisserie to get out smallish okay bows It starts

00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:38.159
to cat dance. All right, we ready? Yeah. The

00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:40.000
thing doesn't turn towards me. It doesn't even

00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:43.099
flinch. It remains frozen in place. I turn and

00:43:43.099 --> 00:43:45.099
start sprinting down the street, still screaming

00:43:45.099 --> 00:43:47.980
at the top of my lungs uncontrollably, turning

00:43:47.980 --> 00:43:49.980
back with a flashlight every few steps just to

00:43:49.980 --> 00:43:52.579
make sure it wasn't following me. I lost sight

00:43:52.579 --> 00:43:54.619
of it, but still kept looking back the whole

00:43:54.619 --> 00:43:56.699
way down the street. I didn't stop running until

00:43:56.699 --> 00:43:59.199
I got to the next intersection. That's about

00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:02.039
where I was able to stop screaming too. I've

00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:04.199
never in my life been terrified to the point

00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:06.440
I started screaming uncontrollably. This whole

00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:08.599
experience was completely outside of my frame

00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:12.039
of reference. I literally lost control. No way

00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:14.280
in hell was I going back past it, so we had to

00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:17.139
go the long way around. Anxiety is at an 11,

00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:19.780
the whole way back. Constantly checking in all

00:44:19.780 --> 00:44:21.619
directions with the flashlight just to make sure

00:44:21.619 --> 00:44:24.860
that BS, whatever the F that actually was, didn't

00:44:24.860 --> 00:44:28.099
sneak up on me. He ran to the road instead of

00:44:28.099 --> 00:44:32.039
going back. He just said he had to take the long

00:44:32.039 --> 00:44:35.380
way around. Geographically, I'm not following.

00:44:35.539 --> 00:44:38.539
Yeah, and I didn't, I ran trap. Is he with people

00:44:38.539 --> 00:44:41.039
or just his dog? No, he's just with Danny the

00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:45.079
dog. Danny the girl dog. And a small dog probably.

00:44:45.860 --> 00:44:48.719
It's funny though that he's with his dog and

00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:51.039
he sees this thing and he's yelling, what the

00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:53.340
F is that? Just like someone's going to answer.

00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:57.900
Yeah, like the dog's like, I saw a monkey. And

00:44:57.900 --> 00:44:59.860
he hears something else I damn or to three chickens

00:44:59.860 --> 00:45:02.519
gonna be like brother. I'm just a skin walker.

00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:06.380
They don't mind me I'm just walking around the

00:45:06.380 --> 00:45:11.099
field taking bows every feeling it This feels

00:45:11.099 --> 00:45:13.800
loosey goosey tonight. Just now I looked cute

00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:17.880
like yeah, right and from the corner of the cornfield

00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:26.079
not yet Okay, sorry, keep going. Yeah, sorry.

00:45:26.420 --> 00:45:30.159
I am so the fact he's alone though is even scarier.

00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:32.539
Well, yeah, he's with this frickin dog in the

00:45:32.539 --> 00:45:35.019
middle of the night. Stupid useless rat dog,

00:45:35.139 --> 00:45:37.440
dude. I wish like I wish you would have my dog.

00:45:37.719 --> 00:45:40.300
Okay, anxiety is an 11 the whole way back constantly

00:45:40.300 --> 00:45:42.820
checking in all directions with the flashlight

00:45:42.820 --> 00:45:44.900
just to make sure that BS whatever the eff it

00:45:44.900 --> 00:45:47.659
actually was didn't sneak up on me. We had to

00:45:47.659 --> 00:45:50.159
walk along two more streets just to get back

00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:53.980
to the trailer longest walk of my life. So I

00:45:53.980 --> 00:45:57.099
have no idea what in the actual eff to do with

00:45:57.099 --> 00:46:00.539
all that. At all. Seems like it came from roughly

00:46:00.539 --> 00:46:02.659
where I heard that whirring noise coming from.

00:46:03.019 --> 00:46:05.099
It definitely came from the same effing field.

00:46:05.539 --> 00:46:08.019
Like it came out to effing meet me and introduce

00:46:08.019 --> 00:46:11.619
itself. Like that's what it was bowing for. It's

00:46:11.619 --> 00:46:13.880
effed and I'm terrified by the possibilities

00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:17.219
that suggests. But Dani saw it first. I really

00:46:17.219 --> 00:46:19.559
wish she hadn't. Would have been easy as eff

00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:22.909
to write off as a hallucination otherwise. It

00:46:22.909 --> 00:46:25.630
got even weirder though. By the time I hit the

00:46:25.630 --> 00:46:27.869
next street, after I started running, which didn't

00:46:27.869 --> 00:46:31.449
take long, my effing flashlight had turned pink.

00:46:34.429 --> 00:46:37.349
The beam turned effing pink. It's normally white,

00:46:37.590 --> 00:46:39.650
I assumed I had effed it up or something while

00:46:39.650 --> 00:46:42.030
running, said eff it and kept walking quickly.

00:46:42.210 --> 00:46:44.250
I started noticing pink streetlights on the way

00:46:44.250 --> 00:46:46.909
back too. Didn't give it much thought, was too

00:46:46.909 --> 00:46:49.750
busy keeping an eye out to process it. Got back

00:46:49.750 --> 00:46:51.889
to the street the RV is parked on and turned

00:46:51.889 --> 00:46:54.289
left. That's when I noticed the effing moon.

00:46:54.469 --> 00:46:57.849
It was pink, too Every life source I could see

00:46:57.849 --> 00:47:02.550
was effing pink. I started tweaking First and

00:47:02.550 --> 00:47:05.230
only thought was I had been abducted and wasn't

00:47:05.230 --> 00:47:07.909
really experiencing what I thought I was Simulation

00:47:07.909 --> 00:47:10.489
or screen memory and they effed up the settings

00:47:10.489 --> 00:47:14.789
Got all the way back to the camper got inside

00:47:14.789 --> 00:47:17.170
and called one of my friends over signal And

00:47:17.170 --> 00:47:19.429
it kept effing up. No matter who called who,

00:47:19.550 --> 00:47:21.909
there was no audio for either of us. And even

00:47:21.909 --> 00:47:24.690
though the calls were going through, anxiety

00:47:24.690 --> 00:47:26.730
effing peaked higher than it's ever been in my

00:47:26.730 --> 00:47:30.210
life. O .F. None of this is real. I'm cut off

00:47:30.210 --> 00:47:33.670
from the world. None of this is real. Every light

00:47:33.670 --> 00:47:36.789
was still pink too. Even inside my trailer, it

00:47:36.789 --> 00:47:39.289
was surreal. Sent my friend my phone number and

00:47:39.289 --> 00:47:41.210
had her call directly. When the phone rang and

00:47:41.210 --> 00:47:43.389
I picked it up, she was there. I effing lost

00:47:43.389 --> 00:47:46.010
it completely. Started bawling. I've never in

00:47:46.010 --> 00:47:48.489
my life felt such a relief to hear someone else's

00:47:48.489 --> 00:47:51.550
voice Really effing wish I hadn't seen that even

00:47:51.550 --> 00:47:54.170
if it's not what has been making that sound there's

00:47:54.170 --> 00:47:56.090
no way in hell I won't be associating it with

00:47:56.090 --> 00:47:58.829
that sound now Definitely feels connected though.

00:47:58.829 --> 00:48:01.550
It came from the same effing field worth pointing

00:48:01.550 --> 00:48:04.050
out We left the camper around 9 didn't get back

00:48:04.050 --> 00:48:06.630
until around 10 15 The path we took is usually

00:48:06.630 --> 00:48:09.369
a 30 minute walk at most so I might be missing

00:48:09.369 --> 00:48:19.349
about 45 minutes or so This is crazy Is that

00:48:19.349 --> 00:48:21.789
it that's the for the first part of it there

00:48:21.789 --> 00:48:28.489
is an update This is crazy Okay, if it it gives

00:48:28.489 --> 00:48:31.530
me I've gotten chills like six times like it

00:48:31.530 --> 00:48:34.349
legitimately is creeping the ushers out of me.

00:48:34.349 --> 00:48:38.210
Can you imagine? This is a Jupiter. This is Pluto.

00:48:38.230 --> 00:48:41.710
You're loving it. It's Pluto living. No, listen

00:48:43.050 --> 00:48:46.110
Take time I didn't take a nap after I read any

00:48:46.110 --> 00:48:48.570
not for three hours. I literally had to cash

00:48:48.570 --> 00:48:51.010
in and cash out. Okay. Nope not doing it today

00:48:51.010 --> 00:48:55.050
Satan. I want to go out to my parents house now.

00:48:55.630 --> 00:48:57.650
We're trying to experiment. I was live right

00:48:57.650 --> 00:48:59.869
now if the lights turn pink. How iconic would

00:48:59.869 --> 00:49:02.449
that have been? Thank you guys. Oh my hell. We

00:49:02.449 --> 00:49:04.909
should have thought about you just changed all

00:49:04.909 --> 00:49:08.510
of your light bulbs to just like yeah, it's like

00:49:08.510 --> 00:49:10.510
called the type of lighting that we can just

00:49:10.510 --> 00:49:15.099
turn pink. Yes. We guys would lose your schism

00:49:15.099 --> 00:49:18.260
all of a sudden. Oh, obviously. I would speak.

00:49:18.420 --> 00:49:20.400
I'd be like, yeah, no, we're abducted. You would

00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:22.659
go home. You'd say we're out of here. Yeah, sorry,

00:49:23.059 --> 00:49:26.820
mic off. I'm tapping out. Was he abducted? Was

00:49:26.820 --> 00:49:29.800
it a skinwalker? Was it an alien? I'm going alien

00:49:29.800 --> 00:49:32.780
because I don't know the lights turning pink.

00:49:32.840 --> 00:49:34.780
Like there's just so many different things that

00:49:34.780 --> 00:49:37.719
the aliens could do. Objection. Plus the missing

00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:41.420
minutes. And a skinwalker. Why are we? Why are

00:49:41.420 --> 00:49:43.400
we turning into a rotisserie tripping upside

00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:46.639
out and you're burnt? I see on the screen you're

00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:48.840
turning it. I'm like, I'm gonna turn into something

00:49:48.840 --> 00:49:52.639
freaking ferocious and dope. No, guys. Okay.

00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:54.260
It's not Skinwalker. Are we missing? Flowery

00:49:54.260 --> 00:49:57.360
and alien. Um, but here's the thing. I'm listening.

00:49:57.920 --> 00:50:01.400
It's just his description, right? Like, he just

00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:05.480
picked something deep brown and shiny. Yeah,

00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:07.340
like you could understand why he went poultry.

00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:11.980
Chicken or turkey, like. Something very strange,

00:50:13.179 --> 00:50:19.300
deep brown color that's like... I'm gonna have

00:50:19.300 --> 00:50:21.920
nightmares tonight. Before I go to the update,

00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:24.039
I have to share a couple comments because this

00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:26.519
is what like kind of brought it down to earth

00:50:26.519 --> 00:50:29.219
for me. This one says, not to add to your alarm,

00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:31.800
but color perception can shift when exposed to

00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:34.219
intense light of the opposite or complementary

00:50:34.219 --> 00:50:37.840
color. Seeing everything in pink or reddish hue,

00:50:37.980 --> 00:50:40.159
especially in low light, is usually caused by

00:50:40.159 --> 00:50:44.780
exposure to intense white light. I've had it

00:50:44.780 --> 00:50:46.960
happen to me at the beach before. It can linger

00:50:46.960 --> 00:50:48.880
for a few minutes and it does make you feel like

00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:51.320
you're tripping. So, it's possible something

00:50:51.320 --> 00:50:53.679
happened that you don't remember. Given the bizarre

00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:56.699
nature of what you do remember, and that specific

00:50:56.699 --> 00:50:59.019
impression of it bowing to introduce itself,

00:50:59.260 --> 00:51:03.389
it's likely a screened memory. What is that?

00:51:03.510 --> 00:51:06.250
Oh, I don't know if I want to know I don't I

00:51:06.250 --> 00:51:08.750
do the back. I don't What's the screen memory?

00:51:09.010 --> 00:51:12.309
It's like a it's like you're subconscious not

00:51:12.309 --> 00:51:15.050
letting you remember the whole thing And obviously

00:51:15.050 --> 00:51:17.789
like when it comes to aliens and stuff in simple

00:51:17.789 --> 00:51:20.530
terms, they wipe your memory. Yeah. Yeah, so

00:51:20.530 --> 00:51:23.750
oh my gosh So you weren't thinking that diddle

00:51:23.750 --> 00:51:26.309
he bowed and then there was 45 minutes during

00:51:26.309 --> 00:51:28.960
that that he doesn't remember That's essentially,

00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:31.219
he can't account for the 45 minutes, but what

00:51:31.219 --> 00:51:34.860
he's saying is everything being pink indicates

00:51:34.860 --> 00:51:36.880
that he was exposed to very, very bright light.

00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:51.820
Sweet, sweet mother of Thanksgiving. That would.

00:51:52.099 --> 00:51:53.940
There's a lot. So there's people that are deep

00:51:53.940 --> 00:51:55.860
in this. OK, so I'm not going to share all of

00:51:55.860 --> 00:51:59.820
it, but I'm deep. Yeah. One of the things. So

00:51:59.820 --> 00:52:02.179
this guy has a five point comment. I'm not going

00:52:02.179 --> 00:52:04.659
to read all of it because it'd be too much. But

00:52:04.659 --> 00:52:06.940
to reiterate, the pink light shift is a little

00:52:06.940 --> 00:52:09.500
concerning. This would indicate a number of possibilities,

00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:12.179
including possible health episode that also had

00:52:12.179 --> 00:52:14.619
an effect on your site. Could, as others say,

00:52:14.780 --> 00:52:17.440
be a byproduct of some other event or intervention.

00:52:17.659 --> 00:52:20.119
Point four. Make sure you have your Google Maps

00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:23.460
tracking turned on. This will allow you to verify

00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:26.400
your movements specifically and check for lost

00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:29.199
movements. Hopefully you already have it turned

00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:31.480
on. Go to Google Maps on phone and look at your

00:52:31.480 --> 00:52:33.539
timeline option and see where and how you moved

00:52:33.539 --> 00:52:35.579
that night. If it all matches up with what you

00:52:35.579 --> 00:52:39.239
remember, then great. No. I wouldn't look. Yeah.

00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:41.219
I don't want to. I think I would. I don't want

00:52:41.219 --> 00:52:42.820
to know. Is it going to shoot up straight into

00:52:42.820 --> 00:52:46.980
the sky? Oh, my legs have the chills and I almost

00:52:46.980 --> 00:52:49.699
peed myself. You look great. Yes. And that's

00:52:49.699 --> 00:52:51.219
what happens when you have kids. Yeah, I get

00:52:51.219 --> 00:52:54.960
it. I get it. Oh. Or abducted by aliens. Yeah,

00:52:55.280 --> 00:53:01.420
about to. Was I? Oh. AZ encounter update. So

00:53:01.420 --> 00:53:04.340
he says, Danny, she seemed terrified that night

00:53:04.340 --> 00:53:06.980
after the event. Acting strangely, her eyes were

00:53:06.980 --> 00:53:09.260
kind of wild for several hours later. No amount

00:53:09.260 --> 00:53:12.139
of trying to soothe her helped. Something happened.

00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:16.289
For 1 ,000 percent sure. 100%. Like if a dog

00:53:16.289 --> 00:53:18.849
is stripped out. Yeah, that's all you need. Am

00:53:18.849 --> 00:53:21.610
I, you can't console them? Something major happened.

00:53:21.690 --> 00:53:25.809
Did they wipe the dog? No. Probably not. Probably

00:53:25.809 --> 00:53:28.769
not. The dog can't speak. I don't know if you

00:53:28.769 --> 00:53:31.889
knew that about dogs. What? They can't speak

00:53:31.889 --> 00:53:35.429
English. This necklace to me. You try to tell

00:53:35.429 --> 00:53:38.610
that to Woods, OK? I am straight up stress eating

00:53:38.610 --> 00:53:41.530
right now. I'm not going to lie. I'm going to

00:53:41.530 --> 00:53:43.809
keep talking. We're going to keep going. Good

00:53:43.809 --> 00:53:47.070
thing we have our Katya's. I want some of those.

00:53:48.230 --> 00:53:49.949
Not too bad. I need them to get through this

00:53:49.949 --> 00:53:52.789
story. We need them for our story. OK, after

00:53:52.789 --> 00:53:54.610
we got back home and I got to talk to somebody

00:53:54.610 --> 00:53:56.449
about what had occurred, when I was getting out

00:53:56.449 --> 00:53:58.650
of bed to go smoke and I had to climb over her,

00:53:59.130 --> 00:54:02.090
I noticed a shiny spot on her leg. Instantly

00:54:02.090 --> 00:54:04.630
seemed strange. What the F is that? I grabbed

00:54:04.630 --> 00:54:06.909
my flashlight to look at her and she had a wound

00:54:06.909 --> 00:54:09.650
on her leg and was bleeding lightly. There seemed

00:54:09.650 --> 00:54:12.289
to be some hair missing around it. It wasn't

00:54:12.289 --> 00:54:14.809
there before we left to go on the walk. I lost

00:54:14.809 --> 00:54:17.110
my shoes completely when I saw it, almost to

00:54:17.110 --> 00:54:19.110
the point of screaming, but I definitely yelled.

00:54:19.420 --> 00:54:21.739
I took some pictures of it and there's some strange

00:54:21.739 --> 00:54:24.079
details about it. There's some dried blood above

00:54:24.079 --> 00:54:26.699
the wound itself so she had to be on her side

00:54:26.699 --> 00:54:29.099
or her back when it happened. We didn't stop

00:54:29.099 --> 00:54:31.440
once on that walk so she had no chance to lie

00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:33.820
down from what I remember. But it was still bleeding

00:54:33.820 --> 00:54:36.579
so it was fresh that night and the wound itself

00:54:36.579 --> 00:54:40.280
is small but it looks square. Like someone took

00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:42.900
a sample of her skin. I don't own any kind of

00:54:42.900 --> 00:54:45.739
knives capable of it. no scalpels so I effing

00:54:45.739 --> 00:54:48.019
know for sure I didn't do it but I'm sincerely

00:54:48.019 --> 00:54:53.539
not effing okay with it can you hurry up sorry

00:54:53.539 --> 00:54:57.840
there there was a link to uh notches yeah so

00:54:57.840 --> 00:54:59.840
it was posted on twitter but it's been deleted

00:54:59.840 --> 00:55:07.880
no it's been deleted no swear swear no dude freaking

00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:10.619
our our fbi went in and said you need to take

00:55:10.619 --> 00:55:27.579
the pal walker yeah I neglected to mention I

00:55:27.579 --> 00:55:30.219
had seen a white SUV during the encounter. It

00:55:30.219 --> 00:55:31.980
didn't seem relevant at the time I was writing

00:55:31.980 --> 00:55:33.980
the main post. I brought it up in the thread

00:55:33.980 --> 00:55:36.079
later after I had time to reflect on the whole

00:55:36.079 --> 00:55:39.199
experience. It was strange. When I saw that being

00:55:39.400 --> 00:55:41.360
When I saw the being by the side of the road

00:55:41.360 --> 00:55:43.440
and started running, I had to keep looking behind

00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:45.360
us just to make sure the effing thing wasn't

00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:47.800
following us. The first time I looked back is

00:55:47.800 --> 00:55:49.980
when I saw the white SUV for the first time.

00:55:50.079 --> 00:55:52.519
When I first saw the being beside us, I could

00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:54.659
still see the intersection we had come in my

00:55:54.659 --> 00:55:56.980
peripheral. I don't remember a car coming from

00:55:56.980 --> 00:55:59.099
any direction. When I looked back a few seconds

00:55:59.099 --> 00:56:01.300
later, it was already on the street pulling up

00:56:01.300 --> 00:56:04.000
towards us like it had just appeared on the street.

00:56:04.139 --> 00:56:06.099
I was still running at this point, but needing

00:56:06.099 --> 00:56:08.000
to ensure that that thing wasn't coming. So I

00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:10.320
kept looking back. I could still see it bent

00:56:10.320 --> 00:56:12.780
over beside the road even as the SUV was getting

00:56:12.780 --> 00:56:15.360
closer. I could see that the backside of the

00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:17.880
beam was being lit up by the headlights. I'm

00:56:17.880 --> 00:56:19.920
wondering if the driver will notice it, almost

00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:22.300
hoping they would, just so I could see them react

00:56:22.300 --> 00:56:24.760
to it. To reassure me, I was actually seeing

00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:27.000
this effing thing. They didn't. They just kept

00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:29.000
driving normally. Where it gets weird is when

00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:31.659
the SUV passes us. I have two memories of the

00:56:31.659 --> 00:56:34.159
car passing us. The first one from that night

00:56:34.159 --> 00:56:36.179
I remember stepping to the left side of the road

00:56:36.179 --> 00:56:39.000
so they had room to pass looking past the car

00:56:39.000 --> 00:56:41.679
terrified of it using this opportunity to get

00:56:41.679 --> 00:56:44.320
up and come after us. My eyes are glued on that

00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:47.300
being while the car passes us by moving at normal

00:56:47.300 --> 00:56:49.820
speed and moves out of view. I didn't even glance

00:56:49.820 --> 00:56:52.619
at it. The being is still plainly visible by

00:56:52.619 --> 00:56:54.900
the light from my flashlight. The second memory

00:56:54.900 --> 00:56:57.619
of the car passing didn't surface until the next

00:56:57.619 --> 00:56:59.500
day. I don't remember moving out of the way.

00:56:59.659 --> 00:57:01.440
I'm in the center of the road still running,

00:57:01.579 --> 00:57:03.800
just looking back at the being when the SUV pulls

00:57:03.800 --> 00:57:07.019
up beside us, pulling around us. I remember glancing

00:57:07.019 --> 00:57:09.619
at it, side eye and feeling unsettled by its

00:57:09.619 --> 00:57:11.800
presence. The windows are completely tinted,

00:57:11.800 --> 00:57:14.800
so I can't see a driver. It also passes us in

00:57:14.800 --> 00:57:17.679
slow motion before it moved out of view. I do

00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:20.000
not remember hearing the car at all. No engine,

00:57:20.119 --> 00:57:23.019
no tires on the road. In both of those memories,

00:57:23.119 --> 00:57:25.099
I turn back around just to see where I'm running.

00:57:25.300 --> 00:57:28.159
There's no effing SUV. It's like it disappeared

00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:30.780
just a couple seconds after it passed us. It

00:57:30.780 --> 00:57:32.539
struck me as strange at the time, but it got

00:57:32.539 --> 00:57:34.760
moved to the back burner. I was focused on getting

00:57:34.760 --> 00:57:37.219
away at that moment. Dude gets freaked out because

00:57:37.219 --> 00:57:41.659
he sees rotisserie chicken man sitting bowing

00:57:41.659 --> 00:57:44.659
down, getting an applause for his performance

00:57:44.659 --> 00:57:46.599
and scaring the crap out of this dude and taking

00:57:46.599 --> 00:57:49.340
the trunk out of his dog. Starts running down

00:57:49.340 --> 00:57:52.780
the road. he turns around and he sees an SUV

00:57:52.780 --> 00:57:58.019
behind him turns back he's running looks back

00:57:58.019 --> 00:58:00.539
makes sure sure chicken man's not running after

00:58:00.539 --> 00:58:02.699
him and the SUV is getting closer but doesn't

00:58:02.699 --> 00:58:07.199
hear anything so and then he's still running

00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:10.940
down the road and then this thing just drives

00:58:10.940 --> 00:58:15.260
past him and he's like oh this is weird like

00:58:15.260 --> 00:58:18.659
i don't know it looks back and then it's gone

00:58:19.039 --> 00:58:22.519
Yes, two separate memories. So he has two two

00:58:22.519 --> 00:58:25.000
distinct memories of how it happened But if you

00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:26.900
think about like when your adrenaline is firing

00:58:26.900 --> 00:58:30.239
on all cylinders all that periphery is like You

00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:33.039
just can't grasp it. You have no idea So what

00:58:33.039 --> 00:58:36.400
he cares about is the chicken? The bowing chicken

00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:38.639
in the field and he's sprinting down the road

00:58:38.639 --> 00:58:40.500
and he's screaming and freaking out and he's

00:58:40.500 --> 00:58:43.000
shining his flashlight He keeps looking back

00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:44.900
and as he's going back over the memory in his

00:58:44.900 --> 00:58:49.800
mind. He realizes that a car that an SUV is pulling

00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:52.699
up and had shown its lights on the thing. So

00:58:52.699 --> 00:58:55.860
he's like, oh, like going back and filling in

00:58:55.860 --> 00:58:58.119
the gaps in his mind, he's like, I hope they

00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:00.980
saw it too. That would make it me feel like I'm

00:59:00.980 --> 00:59:03.679
not the only one that's in this experience. But

00:59:03.679 --> 00:59:06.019
then as he's going through it and he's just so

00:59:06.019 --> 00:59:08.659
focused on the chicken man in the field that

00:59:08.659 --> 00:59:11.820
the SUV comes up and passes him in eerie fashion,

00:59:12.019 --> 00:59:15.239
no noise. Can't hear the tires, can't hear the

00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:19.579
engine and it's in slow mo. No. Straight up government.

00:59:20.539 --> 00:59:24.139
No, that wasn't an SUV. That was the alien. That

00:59:24.139 --> 00:59:31.099
was his phone. That was his abductor. Yep. That

00:59:31.099 --> 00:59:33.320
could explain the pink and everything. Cause

00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:38.099
it said it had bright headlights. Yep. Straight

00:59:38.099 --> 00:59:41.239
up government. Straight up government. That's

00:59:41.239 --> 00:59:45.250
true. And time doesn't pass the same. Time is

00:59:45.250 --> 00:59:57.309
actually not real. This is also about where I

00:59:57.309 --> 00:59:59.989
noticed my flashlight turn pink. I remember pointing

00:59:59.989 --> 01:00:02.110
it at the ground and seeing the big pink circle

01:00:02.110 --> 01:00:04.489
of light beneath it. That actually surprised

01:00:04.489 --> 01:00:06.369
me enough that I stopped for a second to check

01:00:06.369 --> 01:00:08.909
the flashlight out. I held it up to look at the

01:00:08.909 --> 01:00:11.090
LED and try to figure out why the light was turning

01:00:11.090 --> 01:00:13.849
pink on the ground. The LED looked pink too.

01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:16.159
I ignored it, figured it was effed up somehow

01:00:16.159 --> 01:00:18.659
and I'd worry about it later, got back to trying

01:00:18.659 --> 01:00:21.519
to get away from that effing thing. Important

01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:23.960
to note here, once the SUV passed us, I could

01:00:23.960 --> 01:00:26.139
no longer see the being by the side of the road.

01:00:26.820 --> 01:00:29.599
Last time I saw it was while the SUV was beside

01:00:29.599 --> 01:00:31.900
us. After that, I noticed the flashlight wasn't

01:00:31.900 --> 01:00:34.340
illuminating the area as well because I couldn't

01:00:34.340 --> 01:00:37.440
see that far with it. Again, assumed it was malfunctioning,

01:00:37.579 --> 01:00:40.130
reflecting on it. I think my eyes just weren't

01:00:40.130 --> 01:00:42.050
working as well as they should have been during

01:00:42.050 --> 01:00:44.590
the pink vision part of the experience. They've

01:00:44.590 --> 01:00:47.329
been sore for a couple days since. The SUV's

01:00:47.329 --> 01:00:49.829
lights were normal looking, not blinding and

01:00:49.829 --> 01:00:52.489
not pink. I think it's likely I was exposed to

01:00:52.489 --> 01:00:54.610
some blindingly bright lights I have no memory

01:00:54.610 --> 01:00:57.110
of. The SUV just straight up disappearing at

01:00:57.110 --> 01:00:59.809
the same moment the pink vision started and having

01:00:59.809 --> 01:01:02.690
two memories of it passing us and having about

01:01:02.690 --> 01:01:05.369
45 minutes of missing time, I honestly don't

01:01:05.369 --> 01:01:08.110
think it was an SUV. I think it's just a screen

01:01:08.110 --> 01:01:10.170
memory to cover what actually came down that

01:01:10.170 --> 01:01:12.809
road. The pink vision also lasted roughly 30

01:01:12.809 --> 01:01:15.269
minutes or so. Whatever lights I saw must have

01:01:15.269 --> 01:01:18.849
been blinding. This whole thing didn't just happen

01:01:18.849 --> 01:01:21.550
out of the blue either. I've had numerous UFO

01:01:21.550 --> 01:01:24.349
sightings the last few years and several high

01:01:24.349 --> 01:01:26.269
strangeness experiences over the last couple

01:01:26.269 --> 01:01:29.010
months. It was building to this. This is the

01:01:29.010 --> 01:01:31.369
first close encounter I definitely remember having

01:01:31.369 --> 01:01:34.829
though. I also have detailed a strange whirring

01:01:34.829 --> 01:01:37.190
sound that happened right before the event. That's

01:01:37.190 --> 01:01:39.829
been ongoing for a couple years. I've managed

01:01:39.829 --> 01:01:42.889
to record two clips of it. Different locations,

01:01:43.250 --> 01:01:46.110
different years, same exact sound. Requires some

01:01:46.110 --> 01:01:48.150
explaining for the full context, but I'll do

01:01:48.150 --> 01:01:50.309
so in the thread if anyone really wants to know.

01:01:50.789 --> 01:01:55.630
The clips can be found here. Play that! Play

01:01:55.630 --> 01:02:04.519
it! Like you are it sounds it sounds like a generator.

01:02:04.519 --> 01:02:07.139
It sounds like uh -huh It sounds like something

01:02:07.139 --> 01:02:10.019
that you would just hear like if you're camping

01:02:10.019 --> 01:02:11.519
you there. Oh, it's something else Like if I

01:02:11.519 --> 01:02:13.699
was a campground, it's no big deal. It's the

01:02:13.699 --> 01:02:16.059
fact that it followed him it's the fact that

01:02:16.059 --> 01:02:19.039
he's heard it multiple times and He heard it

01:02:19.039 --> 01:02:21.500
from this empty freaking field. Yeah, that's

01:02:21.500 --> 01:02:25.400
no yeah, that's not normal. I Might be the weirdest

01:02:25.400 --> 01:02:51.789
one here. Okay, I swear I swear when you're out

01:02:51.789 --> 01:02:53.929
in the middle of nowhere and it's like super

01:02:53.929 --> 01:02:56.369
peaceful and it could be because I'm partially

01:02:56.369 --> 01:02:59.500
deaf and can't hear stuff like I feel like there's

01:02:59.500 --> 01:03:04.139
always like a background noise or vibration that

01:03:04.139 --> 01:03:07.380
I, I don't know. And like some player, some areas

01:03:07.380 --> 01:03:13.059
it's like, I don't know. I could be crazy. I

01:03:13.059 --> 01:03:16.380
wouldn't say that, but like, I don't know. Like

01:03:16.380 --> 01:03:18.599
bugs and insects and stuff. Like that's one thing.

01:03:18.619 --> 01:03:21.280
Yeah. Like it was not, that was not bugs and

01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:24.400
insects. That was like, that was a worrying.

01:03:25.120 --> 01:03:28.480
cyclical but like you know like Sedona has the

01:03:28.480 --> 01:03:31.940
magnetic fields or whatever that like weird creepy

01:03:31.940 --> 01:03:35.639
stuff happens like what if like those vibrations

01:03:35.639 --> 01:03:39.820
and like magnetic fields cause a sound to happen

01:03:39.820 --> 01:03:43.699
but he he heard it from different places it's

01:03:43.699 --> 01:03:46.019
followed him around yeah it's not over years

01:03:46.019 --> 01:03:49.360
no but you're not gonna explain this away to

01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:53.940
me anyways keep going no and who knows what the

01:03:53.940 --> 01:03:56.880
frick That sound comes from I'm actually we know

01:03:56.880 --> 01:04:00.179
exactly you guys you guys know the the ufo ride

01:04:00.179 --> 01:04:02.039
that's at the carnivals that they set up where

01:04:02.039 --> 01:04:04.480
it like goes and it spins around really fast

01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:06.699
you you are up on the wall and it like slides

01:04:06.699 --> 01:04:10.059
you up the wall the only ride that gets me nauseous

01:04:10.059 --> 01:04:13.780
i was just gonna say that is like what i'm picturing

01:04:13.780 --> 01:04:17.099
it's like something out there just spinning really

01:04:17.099 --> 01:04:21.900
fast but like super uh efficient like that's

01:04:21.900 --> 01:04:25.300
a ufo noise This dude needs to get like, what's

01:04:25.300 --> 01:04:29.059
the like nuclear thing where you can see if there's

01:04:29.059 --> 01:04:33.039
like radiation? Yeah. He needs to straight up

01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:35.039
have one of those things. I can't remember what

01:04:35.039 --> 01:04:37.440
it's called, but carry that with him. So like

01:04:37.440 --> 01:04:40.280
when he feels like things are weird, pull that

01:04:40.280 --> 01:04:42.679
gigameter. I think it's what it's called. Like

01:04:42.679 --> 01:04:45.460
the Vagameter? Yeah, I think so. I love those.

01:04:46.920 --> 01:04:54.219
Oh, I'm looking this up. We don't. Okay, is there

01:04:54.219 --> 01:04:59.699
more? I can't read more. Okay. He tells a story

01:04:59.699 --> 01:05:04.480
of an abduction. Hold on. Prior likely abduction

01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:08.619
from 2019. What? He might have been abducted

01:05:08.619 --> 01:05:11.340
before. That's what he says. So maybe this guy's

01:05:11.340 --> 01:05:14.480
like, yo, do you remember me? We missed you.

01:05:14.480 --> 01:05:19.000
We saw you in 2019. We missed Danny. We needed

01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.139
just that chunk. We need that dog. Let me cut

01:05:21.139 --> 01:05:23.460
a square out of it. I love that Danny, it had

01:05:23.460 --> 01:05:25.360
to have been that because Danny literally looked

01:05:25.360 --> 01:05:28.360
and was like, oh shit. Yeah. Like, oh, this dude's

01:05:28.360 --> 01:05:31.059
back. This dude's back. We're doing this again?

01:05:31.099 --> 01:05:37.639
Round two. Just lay and get cut. Dude, that's

01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:40.079
crazy. So he had no markings, no nothing, though.

01:05:40.380 --> 01:05:42.559
Just, yeah, nothing that he marked, nothing that

01:05:42.559 --> 01:05:45.519
he said. Yeah, nothing he knew of. That's crazy.

01:05:45.539 --> 01:05:48.619
Has he had anything since? What I said, his vision

01:05:48.619 --> 01:05:52.559
and stuff was weird afterwards. But has he had

01:05:52.559 --> 01:05:54.719
an encounter? You know those people that say

01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:58.159
an alien got me pregnant? No. That's, yeah. Oh,

01:05:58.239 --> 01:06:01.860
yeah. Sorry, I'm thinking of Skinwalker Ranch,

01:06:02.280 --> 01:06:04.559
where the dude had the swelling in the brain

01:06:04.559 --> 01:06:09.860
and stuff. No, but there's no markings. But his

01:06:09.860 --> 01:06:14.000
eyeballs were sore. They had his eyeballs open.

01:06:16.980 --> 01:06:19.559
Do a lot of welding and if you weld and you look

01:06:19.559 --> 01:06:22.480
at the arc like it will hurt your eyes So like

01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:25.219
if he gets extreme, right? That's what we're

01:06:25.219 --> 01:06:28.360
saying. They're not like opening his eyes and

01:06:28.360 --> 01:06:30.739
keeping them open forever Well, what do you think

01:06:30.739 --> 01:06:32.480
they're doing with him up there playing ring

01:06:32.480 --> 01:06:35.539
around the rosies? They took a chunk out of his

01:06:35.539 --> 01:06:40.300
dog They're not messing around with like hey,

01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:42.679
what'd you doing down there? Sounds fun. Like

01:06:42.679 --> 01:06:46.000
what it what like what aliens want with us? We

01:06:46.000 --> 01:06:48.940
have nothing else for them. Think for yourself.

01:06:49.099 --> 01:06:53.440
I'm a hot commodity. Okay? That's why I think

01:06:53.440 --> 01:06:58.460
I will get... I think that's a... Not yet. What

01:06:58.460 --> 01:07:05.079
is... Not yet. Take me away, please. Not yet.

01:07:07.260 --> 01:07:10.460
I just found the gnarliest comment. Saw it. What

01:07:10.460 --> 01:07:13.159
is it? So, hold on. Let me read a couple. So

01:07:13.159 --> 01:07:14.820
somebody says, you might want to get yourself

01:07:14.820 --> 01:07:17.019
checked for exposure to radiation. I've heard

01:07:17.019 --> 01:07:19.440
about it happening on Skinwalker Ranch and in

01:07:19.440 --> 01:07:22.000
other incidents, possibly dealing with non -humans.

01:07:22.239 --> 01:07:25.260
Geiger meter. OP says, wouldn't know where to

01:07:25.260 --> 01:07:27.500
go or what story to give them. It's not a thing

01:07:27.500 --> 01:07:31.539
people generally get exposed to. So like, what

01:07:31.539 --> 01:07:36.039
do I do? So there's that. Somebody else said,

01:07:36.079 --> 01:07:38.519
I just like this one. Goodness, I hope they leave

01:07:38.519 --> 01:07:43.550
you alone. It's just rude at this point. Really

01:07:43.550 --> 01:07:46.309
though, they are torturing him. Normally you

01:07:46.309 --> 01:07:50.690
only get like one experience of an alien. Somebody

01:07:50.690 --> 01:07:53.230
else said, I think it would be a good time to

01:07:53.230 --> 01:07:55.789
start setting boundaries. According to your beliefs,

01:07:56.190 --> 01:07:58.369
some kind of prayer or declaration of freedom,

01:07:58.730 --> 01:08:00.949
closure of contact or cutting of ties with any

01:08:00.949 --> 01:08:03.369
kind of being by your free will. They can't just

01:08:03.369 --> 01:08:05.429
come here and take whoever they like to mock

01:08:05.429 --> 01:08:10.010
them and use them as they please. Say it, queen.

01:08:11.639 --> 01:08:14.679
in this one. Whoever. So there's this central

01:08:14.679 --> 01:08:17.380
theme of like the flashes of light. When I was

01:08:17.380 --> 01:08:20.039
a teenager, I had a flash of light super similar.

01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:22.840
I had an old love seat in my bedroom and it was

01:08:22.840 --> 01:08:25.640
the middle of the night. I was pleasuring myself

01:08:25.640 --> 01:08:29.500
on the love seat. I had my laptop opened up and

01:08:29.500 --> 01:08:32.680
was looking at it. It was pitch black in my room

01:08:32.680 --> 01:08:34.899
besides the light shining on me from the laptop.

01:08:35.399 --> 01:08:37.180
All of a sudden a flash of light went off in

01:08:37.180 --> 01:08:40.069
my room by the door. I quickly shut my laptop

01:08:40.069 --> 01:08:43.229
and looked up and saw nothing. I got up and walked

01:08:43.229 --> 01:08:45.489
my whole house. Everyone was sleeping in my house.

01:08:45.590 --> 01:08:47.909
There was nothing. I think back to that all the

01:08:47.909 --> 01:08:49.970
time and wonder what it was. Your Reddit's just

01:08:49.970 --> 01:08:52.010
a crazy place. Some person's like, oh, I've got

01:08:52.010 --> 01:08:55.210
an alien story for you. It's like I was just

01:08:55.210 --> 01:09:03.449
sitting there, Barbie. Spots on my titties. Bro,

01:09:03.489 --> 01:09:07.560
it's history chicken, man. No aliens involved.

01:09:07.579 --> 01:09:10.840
I didn't think I Want to know where this guy

01:09:10.840 --> 01:09:13.979
like I want to go out and see where he lives

01:09:13.979 --> 01:09:19.199
walk that path and be like It's just me Okay

01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:22.600
says prior likely abduction 2019. I was out tent

01:09:22.600 --> 01:09:24.819
camping on the other side of the country in Northern,

01:09:24.880 --> 01:09:28.060
Arizona I think it was June of 2019 My sister

01:09:28.060 --> 01:09:30.220
called me up one day freaking out told me someone

01:09:30.220 --> 01:09:32.159
had taken pictures of her through her living

01:09:32.159 --> 01:09:35.359
room window when she was home alone She saw the

01:09:35.359 --> 01:09:37.720
flash go off. Living alone at the time, she was

01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:40.159
terrified by the experience and asked me to go

01:09:40.159 --> 01:09:42.180
stay with her for a while. There was no one close

01:09:42.180 --> 01:09:44.500
by she could ask, so I agreed. Kind of needed

01:09:44.500 --> 01:09:46.579
a break from camping anyways. I'd been out there

01:09:46.579 --> 01:09:48.840
all winter. It took a few days to get out there

01:09:48.840 --> 01:09:51.000
where she lived, had to drive from Northern Arizona

01:09:51.000 --> 01:09:53.439
to Southern New Hampshire. She didn't have anyone

01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:55.659
else approach the house like that again. Ended

01:09:55.659 --> 01:09:57.739
up staying for like a year or so, so I don't

01:09:57.739 --> 01:10:00.119
really remember the time frame for when this

01:10:00.119 --> 01:10:03.079
happened, but it was at some point in 2019. It

01:10:03.079 --> 01:10:05.359
started randomly one night. She had a ranch file

01:10:05.359 --> 01:10:07.520
house, single floor with the basement. Bedrooms

01:10:07.520 --> 01:10:10.640
were all at one end. No door to the outside on

01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:13.060
the bedroom end and I don't smoke inside. So

01:10:13.060 --> 01:10:14.819
I had to walk down to the other end of the house

01:10:14.819 --> 01:10:17.159
to go out. I didn't like turning the hall light

01:10:17.159 --> 01:10:19.319
near the bedrooms on at night. Always felt like

01:10:19.319 --> 01:10:21.220
it would disturb her while she was sleeping or

01:10:21.220 --> 01:10:23.479
wake her dogs up. So I'd walk down the hallway

01:10:23.479 --> 01:10:25.399
in the dark and turn the kitchen light on when

01:10:25.399 --> 01:10:27.800
I got there. It's an open floor plan. Kitchen

01:10:27.800 --> 01:10:29.960
and dining room on the left with the door to

01:10:29.960 --> 01:10:32.539
the backyard. Living room on the right with the

01:10:32.539 --> 01:10:35.750
front door with A half wall dividing both sections

01:10:35.750 --> 01:10:37.930
of the house down the middle. The light switch

01:10:37.930 --> 01:10:40.050
is at the end of the hall on the right side on

01:10:40.050 --> 01:10:41.890
a wall just after the entrance to the living

01:10:41.890 --> 01:10:44.289
room. So the night this started, I left my bedroom

01:10:44.289 --> 01:10:46.609
and walked down the hall in the dark. About halfway

01:10:46.609 --> 01:10:49.189
down the hall, I had an ominous feeling. Like

01:10:49.189 --> 01:10:51.750
something was waiting for me out there. I tried

01:10:51.750 --> 01:10:54.210
to ignore it. It didn't make any sense, but it

01:10:54.210 --> 01:10:56.310
got worse the closer I got to the light switch.

01:10:56.869 --> 01:10:59.310
Reach for it, stomach drops just before I hit

01:10:59.310 --> 01:11:02.569
it. I had like a brief mental flash or a gray

01:11:02.569 --> 01:11:05.229
standing in the living room. Just a few feet

01:11:05.229 --> 01:11:07.250
away as I'm reaching for the light switch, I

01:11:07.250 --> 01:11:10.989
hit it. Nothing. Living room is empty. I start

01:11:10.989 --> 01:11:13.130
laughing at myself. You've been watching too

01:11:13.130 --> 01:11:16.270
much sci -fi. You need a break, dumbass. Went

01:11:16.270 --> 01:11:18.329
out to smoke, then went back inside and mostly

01:11:18.329 --> 01:11:21.090
forgot about it. Next time I went out to smoke

01:11:21.090 --> 01:11:23.949
that night though, same effing thing. Same mental

01:11:23.949 --> 01:11:25.810
image in the dark just before turning the light

01:11:25.810 --> 01:11:28.729
on. Same building terror, empty living room when

01:11:28.729 --> 01:11:31.960
the light was on. and it kept happening. Every

01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:33.939
time I went outside at night for a couple weeks,

01:11:33.960 --> 01:11:36.119
I started feeling like I was losing my shiz.

01:11:36.460 --> 01:11:39.260
I even started smoking less because of it, just

01:11:39.260 --> 01:11:41.439
so I wouldn't have to walk out there. Then it

01:11:41.439 --> 01:11:43.239
stopped one night as randomly as it started.

01:11:43.619 --> 01:11:45.300
Didn't happen again while I was staying there.

01:11:45.439 --> 01:11:47.859
I didn't discuss this shiz with anyone for a

01:11:47.859 --> 01:11:51.079
few years, not a soul. Didn't even know how to.

01:11:51.420 --> 01:11:53.439
The really weird thing was every single time

01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:55.960
that mental image formed, it was exactly the

01:11:55.960 --> 01:11:59.609
same. Same gray, same spot. same body language,

01:12:00.069 --> 01:12:02.369
head partially down, kind of looking up at me,

01:12:02.430 --> 01:12:07.189
almost glaring. I tried to put those experiences

01:12:07.189 --> 01:12:10.189
behind me, but it popped up here and there. Ended

01:12:10.189 --> 01:12:12.229
up talking to a friend about it a few years later.

01:12:12.409 --> 01:12:14.430
I had to process it instead of just ignoring

01:12:14.430 --> 01:12:16.670
it. It kind of started feeling like that image

01:12:16.670 --> 01:12:18.850
was a memory of something I didn't remember in

01:12:18.850 --> 01:12:21.729
full. The really effed up part, the next memory

01:12:21.729 --> 01:12:24.270
just came back to me recently. No connection

01:12:24.270 --> 01:12:26.979
was made at the time. Around the same time, I

01:12:26.979 --> 01:12:29.100
came out of my room after waking up one day,

01:12:29.239 --> 01:12:31.300
was going outside to smoke and let Danny out.

01:12:31.659 --> 01:12:33.819
My sister was outside in the hall coming towards

01:12:33.819 --> 01:12:36.100
the bedrooms. She was genuinely surprised to

01:12:36.100 --> 01:12:39.039
see me, asked me if I was sick and if that was

01:12:39.039 --> 01:12:41.560
why she hadn't seen me. I was taken aback by

01:12:41.560 --> 01:12:43.619
it, asked her what she meant. She said she hadn't

01:12:43.619 --> 01:12:45.920
seen me in a few days and was wondering why.

01:12:46.399 --> 01:12:48.340
Said she had even checked the driveway to make

01:12:48.340 --> 01:12:50.880
sure my car was still there and it never left.

01:12:51.119 --> 01:12:53.430
Full body chills. I wrote it off at the time,

01:12:53.649 --> 01:12:55.569
said something about insomnia changing my sleep

01:12:55.569 --> 01:12:57.850
schedule, so we probably just kept missing each

01:12:57.850 --> 01:13:00.069
other. Assured her I didn't go anywhere, but

01:13:00.069 --> 01:13:02.289
there was something in her effing face. She didn't

01:13:02.289 --> 01:13:04.369
buy it completely. She looked at me like she

01:13:04.369 --> 01:13:06.890
was suspecting me of lying. I just put it down

01:13:06.890 --> 01:13:09.229
as her being weird or some shiz and put the interaction

01:13:09.229 --> 01:13:11.909
behind me. I no longer think what happened in

01:13:11.909 --> 01:13:13.810
the hallway was me being paranoid or getting

01:13:13.810 --> 01:13:16.949
worked up from UFO content. I really think I

01:13:16.949 --> 01:13:19.689
came out to find an effing gray in the living

01:13:19.689 --> 01:13:22.130
room one night and I have missing time. from

01:13:22.130 --> 01:13:24.789
the experience. Maybe for a few days, I don't

01:13:24.789 --> 01:13:27.510
even know. I really didn't ask her a lot of questions

01:13:27.510 --> 01:13:29.329
that day just wanted to put the conversation

01:13:29.329 --> 01:13:32.010
behind me so I could smoke. So I think that mental

01:13:32.010 --> 01:13:34.470
image really was part of that memory trying to

01:13:34.470 --> 01:13:37.310
surface. That memory of her being surprised by

01:13:37.310 --> 01:13:39.449
my presence. It recently made me think about

01:13:39.449 --> 01:13:42.329
what started my being there. The flashing light

01:13:42.329 --> 01:13:44.970
outside her living room. I remember asking her

01:13:44.970 --> 01:13:46.850
on the phone before I left to go out there if

01:13:46.850 --> 01:13:49.369
she saw anyone out there, like she saw who it

01:13:49.369 --> 01:13:51.729
was. All she remembered was the light itself.

01:13:51.850 --> 01:13:54.890
She didn't see anyone. I had several UFO sightings

01:13:54.890 --> 01:13:57.489
while I was there. She also had high strangeness

01:13:57.489 --> 01:14:00.529
experiences herself. She didn't attribute any

01:14:00.529 --> 01:14:02.829
of it to UFOs. She didn't remember seeing any

01:14:02.829 --> 01:14:05.270
herself. I really don't think it was a camera

01:14:05.270 --> 01:14:21.689
she saw that night. The fact the sister had the

01:14:21.689 --> 01:14:25.449
experiences and that he was smoking less because

01:14:25.449 --> 01:14:27.989
the feeling of dread like every single time,

01:14:28.329 --> 01:14:30.930
multiple times a night for weeks. It's like,

01:14:30.949 --> 01:14:32.949
who's going out to smoke Mismas on the night?

01:14:33.050 --> 01:14:36.149
Well, that guy. Guys who smoke, who are addicted.

01:14:36.529 --> 01:14:40.029
That guy, he was addicted. So don't smoke, guys,

01:14:40.149 --> 01:14:43.170
unless you want to be abducted by him. Poor Danny.

01:14:43.449 --> 01:14:45.109
That's who I really care about. Yeah, really.

01:14:45.430 --> 01:14:48.779
She didn't do nothing to deserve this. Guilty

01:14:48.779 --> 01:14:51.579
by association exactly and this dude needs to

01:14:51.579 --> 01:14:54.159
stop watching sci -fi crap because I what he's

01:14:54.159 --> 01:14:57.119
calling it like it's like Manifesting. Yes, like

01:14:57.119 --> 01:15:00.739
he is bringing that type of vibe in Well that

01:15:00.739 --> 01:15:02.579
one comment said you just shut it off. You just

01:15:02.579 --> 01:15:05.079
say not players. You guys are not welcome here.

01:15:06.060 --> 01:15:08.720
Yeah Peace be the journey go back to Uranus.

01:15:08.899 --> 01:15:10.600
No, okay I think he definitely needs to shut

01:15:10.600 --> 01:15:13.300
off any type of like association with any of

01:15:13.300 --> 01:15:18.529
us that I would love Can he go see a hypnotist?

01:15:18.869 --> 01:15:21.630
Yes. That was in the comments. Really? Yeah,

01:15:21.689 --> 01:15:25.069
somebody said go see this lady that does hypnosis

01:15:25.069 --> 01:15:28.329
to get the full scope of what goes on. That's

01:15:28.329 --> 01:15:32.250
what Travis Walton did. Isn't that his name?

01:15:32.609 --> 01:15:35.470
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who had the UFO where he

01:15:35.470 --> 01:15:38.850
got abducted in Arizona. Yeah. Oh, wow. Was this

01:15:38.850 --> 01:15:45.079
in a show? Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,

01:15:45.180 --> 01:15:48.359
yeah. But he didn't find anything, did he? No,

01:15:48.479 --> 01:15:52.079
that's how he finally uncovered what happened

01:15:52.079 --> 01:15:54.539
to him in his experience. He was finally able

01:15:54.539 --> 01:15:58.479
to open up about it. Well, what's this guy's

01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:02.460
name? Oh, he doesn't... Guys, this was seven

01:16:02.460 --> 01:16:06.140
days ago. He's probably one of the chosen ones

01:16:06.140 --> 01:16:10.539
that they will forever follow, like take to experiment.

01:16:10.579 --> 01:16:13.869
Yes. Like see how throughout his life. Oh, and

01:16:13.869 --> 01:16:17.890
poor Danny is. Danny's the reason why this dude

01:16:17.890 --> 01:16:20.350
got picked. That's the thought. So sir Danny,

01:16:21.210 --> 01:16:26.430
it's not Danny, OK? We need to get one of those

01:16:26.430 --> 01:16:33.350
guys that based off of geological events can

01:16:33.350 --> 01:16:35.609
figure out and pinpoint where exactly people

01:16:35.609 --> 01:16:38.970
are at. Say, hey, here's this video. Like, you

01:16:38.970 --> 01:16:40.890
know, it's in Arizona. You know, it's roughly

01:16:40.890 --> 01:16:43.069
this time at night. Here's the main position

01:16:43.069 --> 01:16:45.970
all day. I bet we could find where he's at. Send

01:16:45.970 --> 01:16:49.609
it in. You know, DeGrasse Tyson? No, it's not

01:16:49.609 --> 01:16:53.210
him. Help us. No. Help us. No, he doesn't do

01:16:53.210 --> 01:16:56.050
that. He does. He actually has. He does that?

01:16:56.369 --> 01:16:59.569
He has. Did you ask his mom? I've seen an interview

01:16:59.569 --> 01:17:01.670
with them. Anyways. I think she passed away when

01:17:01.670 --> 01:17:03.670
he was young. Yeah, that was very insensitive.

01:17:03.810 --> 01:17:05.470
That's so rude. I'm so sorry. I'll pay you back.

01:17:05.829 --> 01:17:09.529
Don't. And you said you're a big fan of his.

01:17:09.609 --> 01:17:12.609
Love him. Did she actually pass away? I don't

01:17:12.609 --> 01:17:15.670
remember. No. Joe doesn't know anything. Me and

01:17:15.670 --> 01:17:17.890
Jonah are... I know, you're getting on with her

01:17:17.890 --> 01:17:19.890
all the time. Yeah, she's on the other side of

01:17:19.890 --> 01:17:24.409
the veil. Wait, but she can still pass. What

01:17:24.409 --> 01:17:29.130
about a geolode that his location is Google Maps'

01:17:29.649 --> 01:17:31.949
location? Yeah. Was there any update on that?

01:17:32.210 --> 01:17:36.000
Nothing yet. So I think he... he was going to

01:17:36.000 --> 01:17:38.279
he's going to set the settings for the google

01:17:38.279 --> 01:17:40.159
part of it somebody was like you can still track

01:17:40.159 --> 01:17:43.500
it with your apple stuff okay but he didn't know

01:17:43.500 --> 01:17:45.500
what he was looking at like he didn't know how

01:17:45.500 --> 01:17:48.760
to do it which i know how to do well call him

01:17:48.760 --> 01:17:51.600
tell him i'm gonna i'm gonna hit you should comment

01:17:51.600 --> 01:17:54.699
and say you should comment and say we're putting

01:17:54.699 --> 01:17:57.659
this story on our podcast internet frenzy we'd

01:17:57.659 --> 01:17:59.979
love to ask you some questions for a follow -up

01:17:59.979 --> 01:18:04.340
bro come on to the podcast That's a crazy story,

01:18:04.579 --> 01:18:11.479
Joe. I love it. That's the fake. Okay. Okay.

01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:13.960
So we got to wrap it up, but let's get your guys's

01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:15.739
predictions. First of all, thanks for joining

01:18:15.739 --> 01:18:18.279
again. Of course. Thanks for inviting us again.

01:18:18.479 --> 01:18:21.159
We love having you guys on. It is so fun. The

01:18:21.159 --> 01:18:27.380
best. First, we have the bank deposit, the two

01:18:27.380 --> 01:18:31.600
for onesy type of deal. Then we had the Paul

01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:35.869
Walker. Then we had... Something very strange

01:18:35.869 --> 01:18:38.010
happened to me today. That was the first one.

01:18:38.109 --> 01:18:40.909
And that was the one where... The bank. Yes,

01:18:41.029 --> 01:18:42.850
thank you. Thank you. Good job, guys. That was

01:18:42.850 --> 01:18:46.909
the first one. And then the third one... I watched

01:18:46.909 --> 01:18:51.310
myself die from a corner over there. The bank

01:18:51.310 --> 01:18:54.189
deposit that happened twice. Not real. The Paul

01:18:54.189 --> 01:18:56.710
Walker sighting. No arm floating in the corner.

01:18:57.010 --> 01:19:00.350
Super real. And then we have... Most definitely

01:19:00.350 --> 01:19:03.399
real. The Arizona... I'm going to stay on an

01:19:03.399 --> 01:19:06.899
alien abduction. Number three? Number three.

01:19:07.180 --> 01:19:11.739
No. Number three, Moloch? No. For two reasons.

01:19:11.979 --> 01:19:15.819
OK. Two reasons. One, just like Joe said, the

01:19:15.819 --> 01:19:18.600
vibe, I swear it was a girl. So it said him.

01:19:19.140 --> 01:19:22.680
And also, everything was flowing fantastic until

01:19:22.680 --> 01:19:27.039
no arms. Yeah, he's like. And then, no arms.

01:19:27.699 --> 01:19:31.739
No arms. Like chagiti. We want arms in heaven.

01:19:32.060 --> 01:19:35.020
Always with that future. Dallas, that's Dallas'

01:19:35.979 --> 01:19:39.500
final answer. Noel, what's yours? Mine is number

01:19:39.500 --> 01:19:43.840
one. The bank deposit. So let us know, you guys,

01:19:43.880 --> 01:19:46.279
let us know which one you think is the fake this

01:19:46.279 --> 01:19:48.859
week and tune in next week to find out. Thank

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