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Welcome back to Internet Frenzy. Got a couple

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of very special guests on the podcast this week.

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Crazy. Do you want to introduce them? I do want

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to introduce them. But first, let's introduce

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me. I'm Whitney. And I'm Joe. And this is Shannon.

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And I'm Teresa. And these women right here are

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very special to me. This is my mom, Teresa. And

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me. Oh, and Joe. This is my mom Teresa and then

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my aunt Shannon and she's basically my second

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mom and my sister. Yes sisters Yep this they

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come from a very prominent family if you've ever

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been in Mesa in the last hundred years You probably

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know them. Yes. We're a royal team. That's it.

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Oh, that's right. We're brimhalls and Goodmans

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That's what I was going for Goodman, but brimhall

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too represent, baby. Let's go. So how do you

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guys feel? There's going to be people in 181

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different cities in the world that are going

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to hear that. Oh, good. Crazy. To find out where

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our relatives are. That's right. Maybe they'll

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come in. I saw today that 23andMe filed for bankruptcy.

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So no way. All that genetic testing. Oh, wow.

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Were they wrong with all of them? Yeah, they

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were wrong. They're just saying you're related.

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That's all fake. None of it was real. She's not

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my mom. And she's not my aunt. We waited till

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tonight to tell you. Guys, I thought when I was

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younger that Hilary Duff's So you know the movie,

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Lizzie McGuire movie, right? Yes. You know Hilary

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Duff's clone? The Italian girl? Yes. That's Isabella.

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Isabella. I thought she was my real mom because

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we both could roll our R's. That's so embarrassing.

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That is kind of embarrassing. No, let me down.

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Thanks, mom. So anyways, if it's not her, I'll

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take you, that's fine. Well, that's why I thought

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you were saying, because everybody would always

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say, you look like your aunt. Well, of course

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I do. Gorgeous. Just because you guys all are

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twins. And we act the same. Every single Goodman,

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you can just tell. You can just see it. That's

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so true. I know I always get that. I look like

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my mom. And I say, thank you. Yeah. So I walk

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away. Thank you. So thank you, mom. You birthed

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me. I didn't birth you. No, really. Thank you.

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Well, OK. Before we jump into this week's episode

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and tell you guys what the theme is, I can't

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wait to tell you guys. It's so good. We got to

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talk about last week's episode. I know you're

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dying to know which one was a fake. I know it.

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I know you've been texting all week. We'll finally

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tell you. Yes, I can sleep tonight. that's hilarious

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is it well i was i was just gonna that's hilarious

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hilarious i just was gonna say that they wouldn't

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know yet but it's all oh yeah because it's not

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released yet but it's okay oh yeah well it's

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fine you guys would have been asking us if we

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weren't about to tell you that's true the the

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theme for last week we had dallas in the well

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on it was the lies our parents told us You're

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mine. We had so many stories. It's like which

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way do we go with that one? Do we start with

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this story? That's like pretty fitting. But there's

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a couple of stories about there's some similar

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ones about like a mom lying to their kid about

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their dad after they were separated and just

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there's a couple that were very similar. Those

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were real. they were real listeners are gonna

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know the ones that have heard it they're gonna

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know what we're talking about noelle and dallas

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guess wrong as far as which one was the fake

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i'm gonna see if you guys guess right tonight

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can't wait yeah at the end you'll get the chance

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we get to or okay yep but uh the fake from last

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week was my story it was am i the butthole we

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promise no vulgarity with these two lovely ladies

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yeah they asked for no cussing and we will respect

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that So butthole is appropriate. Maybe not butthole,

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say brown star. I'd rather butthole. Yeah, me

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too. Oh my gosh. But A -I -T -A for not telling

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my kids about a massive inheritance for 15 years.

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That one was fake. You guys all know. It's a

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good one. It's a good story. It's fun. I was

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shook when I heard it. It'll all make sense when

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you listen to the next one. Dallas and Noel got

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it wrong, so. Did they lose something? Yeah,

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they lost a hundred dollars. Just dignity. Do

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we get a hundred bucks? If you get it right.

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Okay. Just self -esteem. Just, yeah. This actually

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is the prize being here. That's right. Yes. With

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your peanut M &Ms. With my peanut M &Ms and melting

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in my hand. Yeah, I brought mine in my car. That's

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not true. They do melt in your hands. That is

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the fake. This is the fake. Yeah, M &Ms, you

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need to be better. All right. You guys ready

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to find out the theme for this week? Yes. So

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the theme for this week is drum roll please.

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Middle aged mama drama. That's so appropriate.

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Oh my gosh. I don't know anything about that.

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Not going to be able to relate one bit. Middle

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aged mama drama. That's it. Good. Good job. You

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guys been good. Good. Good. Love it. You're gonna

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need air five air five there. That's that's your

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real one. a hole. If I play the song that my

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mom chose for her funeral, knowing that it might

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offend some attendees. Oh, yes. Yes. Like that's

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a that's a yeah. OK. I think you guys are going

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to like this one. OK. My mom recently passed

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away and our family, primarily me, are making

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arrangements for the upcoming funeral. My mom

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always had a really excellent sense of humor

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and before she passed she told not only me but

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all of the palliative care staff at the hospital

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that the song she wanted to play to her funeral

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was Ding Dong the Witch is Dead from the Wizard

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of Oz. That would totally be something I would

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do. I could see that. I could see that. I managed

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to at least talk her out of the soundtrack version

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sung by the Munchkins and got her to agree to

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the classier jazz version by Ella Fitzgerald.

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So it's a little better a little better. Oh my

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god Says now I agree with my mom that this would

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be a really funny thing to play at a funeral

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and would showcase her sense of humor to a tee

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However, I'm also very aware that not everyone

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that's going to come to the funeral is gonna

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take the joke in the same spirit and I think

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some of the more religious friends and family

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members might be extra upset because there's

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a certain repeated line that implies that she's

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going to hell Plus we're explicitly having a

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non -religious service and one of said family

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members has already expressed disappointment

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with that. So on the one hand I think it's my

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mom's funeral and I should respect her wishes

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above anyone else's opinions, but on the other

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hand I realize that funerals are for the living

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and it's pretty disrespectful to do something

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that's going to upset those actually in attendance

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when obviously my mom isn't going to know one

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way or the other. So would I be the angle if

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I still play the song my mom picked? If It Matters,

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my alternate choice would be Landslide by Fleetwood

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Mac, which was her favorite song and what we

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all listened to in the hospital together after

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she passed. Can I say something? 100%. I totally

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think that that's okay. If that's what mom wanted,

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then give it to her. I would totally do it. I

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love it. And better, they should play it while

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they're walking her casket. Yes. I love it. We

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were just talking about this the other day, actually,

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with my kids. Really? Because I tell them what

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I want for my funeral all the time. What do you

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want? Why? We're so far away. I definitely want

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music. Well, and they're like, Mom, stop talking

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like that. But I love him. Same. But one of them,

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I think it might have been Uncle Zeke that was

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like, ding dong, the witch is here. No, he's

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the one that wrote the story. He wrote the story.

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That's what I'm thinking. Oh my gosh, Zeke's

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on credit. I think this is true. Can't rule it

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out. It's me. It's my story. Well, I don't think

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it's inappropriate and disrespectful, but on

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the other hand, she did want the song, but I

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still think that's my opinion. It feels wrong.

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Like what do you do if people don't get the joke?

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People are going to be sitting there like. What

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right like is this for real you guys are disrespecting

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your mother like this. Are you kidding? Yeah,

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I While the viewing is going on, you know Oh,

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just circles around and dancing. That would be

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funny. Yeah. But so you say no funeral. No, I

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wouldn't do it. I would just tell her I'm sorry.

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We're not doing. I would. I don't know how I

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would feel about it. I know it'd be very difficult.

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I'm one who I want to honor the laughs, right?

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Like I want to have laughs, but I would be very

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concerned about all the people that like would

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be in attendance. It would not appear that wouldn't

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get it. Yeah. Because you know, I mean, I feel

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like everybody that's going to be there knows

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the person that passed on. That's true. And they're

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going to know like their sense of humor. Yeah.

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So well, then do it at the cemetery. Oh, is that

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even worse? Do it. Grave side. You know what?

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That's something our family would totally do

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at the grave side. But why are you there? Yeah,

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there we go. There might be other. opportunities

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there you could fit it in but I see both sides

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because I was kind of going back and forth between

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it but really I think I would say no only because

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I wouldn't want to offend or piss anyone off

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I'm the only one that's willing to piss people

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off Oh, because you didn't do it. Oh, true. Yes.

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What if that was in your nightmares every night?

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Ding dong. Which is that? Ding dong, the witch

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is dead. Yeah. Wow, you guys harmonized that.

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That was crazy. It's been real long. Yep. Oh

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my gosh. Can you harmonize with me? No, because

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I was thinking about this. She was leading the

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music. I'm the only one saying play the song.

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The story is about her. She's really. Yeah. Well,

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when you so. So just telling you all now, what

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do you want my time? Yeah. What do you what the

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number one thing? No. What's the real song? What's

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the real song? I don't even know. Like just one.

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I just want spine. OK. So my kids do videos of

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me all the time doing crazy things. And so I

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want them to compile that and play it. I'll do

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that for you. Like it's going to be funny. will

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definitely have laughs. And if they do, that's

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totally you. If they do, that will be fully you.

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And if they play Ding Dong the Witch is Dead,

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then that's great. I don't think they will. I

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don't think they will. I doubt it. I mean, Zeke

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might listen to it on the way to the funeral.

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Yeah. In the limo ride. Yeah. They might play

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like Lollipop Ken. Like Wizard of Oz. Is that

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where we're going? Yes. That's hilarious. Well,

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I'll tell you what I want for my funeral. Yeah.

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I want lots and lots and lots of flowers. I love

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flowers. I want it beautiful, whimsical. All

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the flowers. And I mean all. All. Like 40 grand

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worth of flowers, guys. I love all variety of

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flowers. I want really pretty flowers. That's

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all I want. And then this is what I want. I hope

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I don't die before you, Mom, because that would

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be so sad. But this is what I want. Are you crying?

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Mons, are you okay? I'm fine. What I want is

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the people that I was closest to, I want them

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to be able to take those flowers home after the

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funeral. Only the ones close to me. If they're

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fake, don't take them home. But you have $40

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,000 with the flowers. Yeah, I think everybody

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gets to take some flowers home. In fact, please

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do. Joslyn, I'm not taking them all home. I'll

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be gone way before her. Don't worry about it.

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Oh, I hope not. Our kids are going to have to

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worry about that, not me. That's so sad. I love

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it when people can take flowers home. Yeah, that's

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really it. The family members. Yeah, true. What

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do you want for your funeral? Like the number

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one thing. What song can we play? You know, I

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tried not to think about that. Really? Every

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week, honestly. I think about it all the time.

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It's wonderful that you think about it. But now

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I have a plan that. No, that's good. I mean,

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you still have a good like 40, 50 years by my

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math. Maybe 20. Maybe you're in my real world

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20. Maybe we are morbid. Thinking about our funeral.

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Shalemian flowers. And I want videos of myself.

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Yeah, I want that too. I mean, that's yeah, that's

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going to be a party in 50 years. Was there an

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update or anything? Of course there was. All

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right. So there is an update. Oh, that means

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there's more. You just saved the good stuff for

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us. That's right. So it says, Hi, everyone. I

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figured I'd come back and give you an update

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on how things turned out with my mom's memorial

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service. I'm really grateful for everyone who

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convinced me that playing the song she chose

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was the right option. So yes, I decided to go

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ahead and play the Ella Fitzgerald version of

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Ding Dong the Witch is Dead after incorporating

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the story behind it into my eulogy, which a few

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people suggested as the best way to bridge the

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gap between a serious occasion and a silly song.

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That was genius. What did we think about that,

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guys? I did, but I just didn't share that. Just

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the brilliance of it's glowing. We poured a toast

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for everyone first and I told them we would raise

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a glass during the song and then introduced it

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like this. I'm sure you all know my mother had

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a wicked sense of humor. And if you know where

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I'm going with this, you know why I said it that

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way. For as long as I can remember, she told

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me and everybody else that she wanted a certain

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song played at her funeral because she wanted

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everyone to laugh, not cry. And because she knew

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she wouldn't have to deal with it. if anybody

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didn't get the joke, but I think you'll all get

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it. And despite the circumstances, I hope this

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will be another happy memory that we all associate

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with my mom. And I played the song and people

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immediately started smiling and chuckling when

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they caught on to what it was. The couple of

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people I worried about not finding it funny seemed

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to take it well enough. They weren't giggling

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like everyone else, but I think they were accepting

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of the song being what my mom wanted. And afterwards,

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a few people told me the song was perfect and

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that they could totally see my mom requesting

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that. All in all, it was a very nice celebration

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of life. And I'm happy with the way things turned

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out. Yeah, that's good. See, we're OK. You know,

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I knew it. You know. Yeah. You felt it. I felt

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it. You know, funeral. I lived it. I do know

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funerals. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Me too.

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And I hate them. Yeah, I hate funerals. That's

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why I want mine to be a party. That's 50 years.

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I want mine to be depressing. I like how he did

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that. That was a good update. You want yours

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to be depressing? Yeah. Like you, you people

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better be mourning. Yeah. I want to see you all

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just on the floor. They pay people for that.

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Oh, let's do that. Well, I need to go first before

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you go. Yeah, you wouldn't. I can't have my kids

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go first. You won't survive. I can. Yeah, let's

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pray that doesn't happen. But the flowers. Yeah,

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I think I could just picture it now. Beautiful

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lavender, soft blue. All colors. Okay. Yeah,

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I like all colors, like kind of my wedding colors.

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So that's kind of ironic, but I do want that.

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It fits perfect. Okay, good. Joe, what would

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you like? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we need a gift to you.

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Poor guy, the only guy here. Oh, guys, I'm just

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a moderator. I'm just like, I'm just here to

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enjoy. Making sure we keep it clean. That's it.

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That's it. Don't get us canceled. No, I don't

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know I've honestly kind of like Teresa I've not

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thought about my funeral at all at all At all.

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Well, I always struggle with who I'm gonna have

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speak for me. Like I will I get I'm picking let's

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speak and do it now i know so i don't really

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think about it do you have yours written down

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i don't want to speak her i just want all music

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in the videos oh that's all i want that's perfect

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because nobody wants to speak at it no one wants

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to speak you can sing my eulogy and she was born

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on so we can or whatever you want i'm telling

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your life story can you sing it she wants music

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that's so cute i'll write a song I'll write a

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song and sing it. Olivia will write your song.

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Oh, yeah. Olivia can sing and we'll all just

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be crying and it's going to be great. She can

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sing your life. Anna can play the piano. Sydney

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can do her cello. Brayden can. There'll be lots

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of food. Sing. Brayden will sing too. Yes. Play

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the drums. Zeke will belly dance. Zeke will belly

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dance. Yes. What did you just say? I mean, Nate.

00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:02.920
That might bring me back. That dude, that dude

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can move. Like hold on a second. It was way one

00:19:08.500 --> 00:19:13.420
second. I'm not done yet. In all reality though,

00:19:13.680 --> 00:19:17.039
that dude can dance. Yeah, he can dance. I don't

00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:19.440
know about belly dancing, but yeah, he can dance.

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It's all the same. He puts his hips into it.

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He probably could, I'm not kidding. Lala, he's

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a good dancer. Your kids can dance too. My kids

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can dance. Yes, they can. Oh, I can twerk. My

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mom's never seen someone twerk faster than me.

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I've never seen anybody. That's because you set

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a land speed record. Is she really? Is it twerk

00:19:43.339 --> 00:19:46.480
or twerk? Twerk, twerk, twerk. But are you really

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doing that or are you just like, no, you're twerking.

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It's like, OK. Yo, that's not. Okay, y 'all,

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I need to get this off my chest. I, 47 female,

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might have ruined a friendship, a block party,

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and possibly my daughter's senior year because

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I didn't know how to use Facebook correctly.

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So I live in a neighborhood with those very involved

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moms, you know, the type color -coded calendars,

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theme snacks for soccer, group chats for everything.

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I don't usually get involved, but this year I

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volunteered to help with the big senior send

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-off party because my youngest is graduating

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and I figured, why not? Anyway, a group has a

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Facebook planning page where we coordinate everything.

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I was trying to post a flyer I made for the party,

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and I thought I was sharing it with just our

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little group. Turns out, I posted it to the public

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community group that has over 4 ,000 members.

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Not a huge deal, right? Just a flyer. Except

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the flyer had the address of the host's house,

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the time, And this is where it gets bad. I put

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on there it was a no parent zone and BYOB, which

00:21:00.849 --> 00:21:03.029
is bring your own beverage. Yeah, bring your

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own beer. Yeah. And then in parentheses, it says

00:21:05.950 --> 00:21:10.710
teens bring your own blanket, which yeah, that's

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what she was meaning to say. Which was supposed

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to be a joke. It was a little inside joke from

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the planning chat because one of the moms said

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the kids were trying to sneak drinks in blanket.

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I didn't think anyone would take it seriously,

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but y 'all it blew up. People started commenting

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like, why are you encouraging underage drinking?

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Is this a party or a setup? And the worst, someone

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reported it to the school board and the local

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police. The mom whose house it was at called

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me screaming. She said her house was getting

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drive bys from nosy neighbors and even a local

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news fan showed up when her kid got home from

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track practice. Her husband is livid and says

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the party's canceled, no one is allowed over

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and he might press charges if anything happens

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on their property. My daughter is mortified.

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She's saying everyone's talking about it and

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calling it Linda's lit bash and someone even

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made a fake event page inviting the whole school.

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I deleted the original post within an hour, but

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screenshots are everywhere. Becky blocked me

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and Becky's the one that was the house. That's

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her house. Yes, Becky. So she said, Becky blocked

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me on everything. I think I've been silently

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kicked out of the planning committee. I feel

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sick. This was supposed to be fun. Am I the butthole?

00:22:25.400 --> 00:22:28.019
It was a mistake. It was a mistake. She's not

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a butthole. Yell like she's a butthole. You just

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need to be very careful about what she does.

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Yeah. Unless she did it on purpose and is just

00:22:36.339 --> 00:22:39.500
saying that she did she do it on purpose to try

00:22:39.500 --> 00:22:43.920
to be funny? If she did, she did it wrong. Yeah,

00:22:44.119 --> 00:22:47.099
she did. Totally. I did do it on purpose because

00:22:47.099 --> 00:22:51.039
of the funny and how she was talking at the beginning,

00:22:51.299 --> 00:22:54.940
like kind of saying these color coded moms. True.

00:22:55.180 --> 00:22:58.960
She's kind of low key a hater. Yeah. Oh, that

00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:02.339
is horrible. Well, I don't. Me and those moms

00:23:02.339 --> 00:23:05.210
don't get along either. So I agree with her on

00:23:05.210 --> 00:23:07.930
that. So that fired on her, didn't it? There's

00:23:07.930 --> 00:23:12.970
an update. I am the color coded mom. Yes. I take

00:23:12.970 --> 00:23:16.809
back what I said. Just kidding. I'm not anymore.

00:23:17.029 --> 00:23:19.490
You don't even. You're organized though. You're

00:23:19.490 --> 00:23:21.109
very organized. I used to be, but not anymore.

00:23:21.390 --> 00:23:23.410
Okay, here's a question. On the organization

00:23:23.410 --> 00:23:26.569
front, Miss, I've been trying to get you to just

00:23:26.569 --> 00:23:29.329
use the timing on our calendar and you won't.

00:23:29.470 --> 00:23:31.710
She puts the anything we have, she puts it on

00:23:31.710 --> 00:23:34.950
all day. So like, if she has a photo shoot, she

00:23:34.950 --> 00:23:37.710
says photo shoot five to seven, but it's at the

00:23:37.710 --> 00:23:39.650
top of the calendar when you go into it. Yeah,

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because I want to be able to see it right when

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I click on it. I don't want to look. I have to

00:23:42.890 --> 00:23:48.069
scroll down. So is that like on my phone? It's

00:23:48.069 --> 00:23:51.309
it's yeah, I would say it's it's not opposite

00:23:51.309 --> 00:23:54.390
because it's. I think it is. I have two events

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on one day. They're both going to be at the top

00:23:56.329 --> 00:23:58.029
and they're both all day events. But I have the

00:23:58.029 --> 00:23:59.769
time on there. I just like to have them at the

00:23:59.769 --> 00:24:01.630
top. So as soon as I click it, it's there. And

00:24:01.630 --> 00:24:04.210
you are my daughter, because that's what I do.

00:24:04.769 --> 00:24:11.670
See? Are you Jo? My home is one color. My church

00:24:11.670 --> 00:24:14.730
stuff is another color. Yes. My work is another

00:24:14.730 --> 00:24:17.400
color. So when I look at my calendar. Like on

00:24:17.400 --> 00:24:19.599
your phone. And then we have a family color.

00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:23.079
So if it involves everybody. Oh, yeah. OK. Yeah,

00:24:23.140 --> 00:24:25.380
you're color coded. Yeah, definitely. That helps

00:24:25.380 --> 00:24:27.619
me. Like when I see it, I'm like, oh, I got,

00:24:27.619 --> 00:24:30.619
you know, work to do. I have. Yeah, that's amazing.

00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:33.779
I need to do that. It does work. So that's why

00:24:33.779 --> 00:24:37.059
I'm like, I don't know. Yeah. I see shame on

00:24:37.059 --> 00:24:40.339
her, but it was an accident. And but I don't

00:24:40.339 --> 00:24:42.059
know, actually, now I don't know if it was an

00:24:42.059 --> 00:24:44.740
accident or not. So let's say you're in this

00:24:44.740 --> 00:24:48.240
little planning group. And one of the ladies

00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:51.140
that rarely is in on this stuff with you guys

00:24:51.140 --> 00:24:53.299
is like, OK, I'll join. And you're like, OK,

00:24:53.400 --> 00:24:56.519
cool. This is like she joins and then she does

00:24:56.519 --> 00:25:01.079
that. And you're like, you're out. Yeah. Like,

00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:04.259
what do you do? No, it's like yeah, that's like

00:25:04.259 --> 00:25:07.319
the kid that joins the group like the class project

00:25:07.319 --> 00:25:10.980
doesn't do anything and then you like Basically

00:25:10.980 --> 00:25:12.859
loses it for you at the end. Yeah, you get it

00:25:12.859 --> 00:25:15.339
You get a failing grade because the kid messed

00:25:15.339 --> 00:25:17.279
it up and he didn't help at all. That's like

00:25:17.279 --> 00:25:20.039
totally same block Yeah, well, I just trying

00:25:20.039 --> 00:25:23.059
to relate. I think she did on purpose you do

00:25:23.059 --> 00:25:26.180
I do have you ever sent something? No, it's like

00:25:26.180 --> 00:25:30.339
that's really bizarre Yes, and I've sent it somebody

00:25:30.339 --> 00:25:34.119
else's text to that person And oh, boy, I really

00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:38.940
had to fix it. But I don't know. It's that happens.

00:25:39.099 --> 00:25:43.279
Like, obviously, it does happen. But I think

00:25:43.279 --> 00:25:45.980
she was trying to be funny. Yeah. Here's the

00:25:45.980 --> 00:25:50.339
update. OK. Yeah. Two days later. OK, wow. I

00:25:50.339 --> 00:25:53.099
didn't expect this to blow up. A few things happened.

00:25:53.339 --> 00:25:55.680
First, I got a very official looking email from

00:25:55.680 --> 00:25:57.960
the principal saying the school is investigating

00:25:57.960 --> 00:26:00.779
allegations of inappropriate event promotion.

00:26:01.390 --> 00:26:04.150
I nearly passed out. My husband had talked me

00:26:04.150 --> 00:26:07.269
off a ledge. Second, Becky's husband did call

00:26:07.269 --> 00:26:09.509
the cops not to press charges, thank heavens,

00:26:09.630 --> 00:26:12.549
but to file a complaint about potential trespassing

00:26:12.549 --> 00:26:14.450
because there are rumors the kids still want

00:26:14.450 --> 00:26:16.549
to show up at their house that day as a protest.

00:26:16.910 --> 00:26:20.650
What? Kids are so stupid. So now there's basically

00:26:20.650 --> 00:26:23.349
a teenage rebellion brewing and I'm the accidental

00:26:23.349 --> 00:26:26.049
ringleader. But then someone printed out the

00:26:26.049 --> 00:26:30.009
flyer and taped it to my garage door in glitter.

00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:33.619
I don't even know what that means. Probably nothing.

00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:36.099
They just wanted it to be pretty. Probably they

00:26:36.099 --> 00:26:38.700
were running low on supplies. Yeah. It was one

00:26:38.700 --> 00:26:41.059
of the color coded mocks. If you're going to

00:26:41.059 --> 00:26:43.359
send a flyer out, at least make it pretty. Yeah.

00:26:44.859 --> 00:26:47.579
I apologized again to Becky in a long message

00:26:47.579 --> 00:26:50.180
she hasn't read. I offered to host a replacement

00:26:50.180 --> 00:26:52.480
party, but no one's biting. I may just have to

00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:54.460
sit this one out entirely. My daughter still

00:26:54.460 --> 00:26:58.380
won't talk to me. Oh. That's so sad. I feel sorry

00:26:58.380 --> 00:27:01.660
for her daughter. Oh yeah. How old is her daughter?

00:27:01.819 --> 00:27:05.160
That's her senior year. Yeah, this is like the

00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:07.140
last hurrah, and that's why the mom was like,

00:27:07.140 --> 00:27:11.279
okay, I'll do this. I do like that she offered

00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:16.059
to host. Yeah. Like. So she didn't do it on purpose.

00:27:17.160 --> 00:27:19.640
No, I don't believe so. I don't think she did.

00:27:19.980 --> 00:27:22.319
Sounds like it. No. I think she was really trying

00:27:22.319 --> 00:27:24.880
to do something for her daughter's senior year.

00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:28.490
Yes. It was a total accident. That would be something

00:27:28.490 --> 00:27:33.490
I would do. Like, I mean, wait, wait, hold up.

00:27:33.789 --> 00:27:36.529
The BYOB, like, bring your own blanket. Like,

00:27:36.769 --> 00:27:39.369
I totally would have, like, probably played on

00:27:39.369 --> 00:27:42.329
the words, you know. What is that, an acronym?

00:27:42.690 --> 00:27:46.549
Is that what that BYOB? Yeah, I would have. I

00:27:46.549 --> 00:27:48.809
mean we do that we are we don't expect people

00:27:48.809 --> 00:27:51.589
to bring beer to anything we do but we're always

00:27:51.589 --> 00:27:54.170
like BYOB and then we'll put underneath it bring

00:27:54.170 --> 00:27:56.430
your own like beverage or whatever you know a

00:27:56.430 --> 00:28:00.230
hundred percent I say that all the time so yeah

00:28:00.230 --> 00:28:05.609
I know it's like it's not that terrible but But

00:28:05.609 --> 00:28:08.890
they got the cops involved. Yeah, they have the

00:28:08.890 --> 00:28:11.589
school board involved. Or what was that? And

00:28:11.589 --> 00:28:14.769
the main issue is it's only because she posted

00:28:14.769 --> 00:28:17.910
it with members of four thousand people. When

00:28:17.910 --> 00:28:20.809
you get that many people involved, there are

00:28:20.809 --> 00:28:23.109
people just start going at it because they have

00:28:23.109 --> 00:28:25.789
nothing else to do in their life. Like, you know.

00:28:26.710 --> 00:28:31.730
So there's one more update. Oh, my. Yes, arrested.

00:28:32.309 --> 00:28:35.839
I don't know. She died. No, I'm just kidding.

00:28:36.500 --> 00:28:40.119
It was her funeral. And they played this song.

00:28:41.220 --> 00:28:43.880
The mothers came with a boombox on their shoulder

00:28:43.880 --> 00:28:46.859
of the ding dong and the witch's death. And they

00:28:46.859 --> 00:28:50.359
got kicked out. And everyone had to bring their

00:28:50.359 --> 00:28:55.720
own beverage. This is update two. This is one

00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:59.480
week later. So the protest party actually happened.

00:28:59.950 --> 00:29:02.589
but not at Becky's house. The kids coordinated

00:29:02.589 --> 00:29:04.950
a last minute gathering at the public park and

00:29:04.950 --> 00:29:08.470
called it mama Linda's blowout. Over 100 kids

00:29:08.470 --> 00:29:12.849
showed up. They even made merch. My face was

00:29:12.849 --> 00:29:16.329
on a freaking t shirt. I wish I was kidding.

00:29:16.910 --> 00:29:19.910
This when I read that I literally died laughing

00:29:19.910 --> 00:29:23.630
because I feel like my senior year that is 1000

00:29:23.630 --> 00:29:26.789
% something we would have ran off on like if

00:29:26.789 --> 00:29:29.349
like there was this drama or things like that.

00:29:29.210 --> 00:29:31.430
We would make this like the best thing ever.

00:29:31.450 --> 00:29:34.089
And we would have 100 % had like a t -shirt of

00:29:34.089 --> 00:29:37.329
the mom's face on there. Of Linda. Of Linda.

00:29:37.650 --> 00:29:41.250
Isn't that her name? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Mama Linda

00:29:41.250 --> 00:29:45.509
blew out. Oh, I love it. So the police showed

00:29:45.509 --> 00:29:47.809
up eventually to shut it down, but no one got

00:29:47.809 --> 00:29:50.089
in serious trouble. Apparently it was peaceful

00:29:50.089 --> 00:29:52.349
according to the local Facebook gossip group.

00:29:53.009 --> 00:29:55.690
A few parents are calling me an icon and saying

00:29:55.690 --> 00:30:02.369
I should run for the PTA. Absolutely. Oh my gosh.

00:30:02.849 --> 00:30:04.869
Becky still hasn't unblocked me but my daughter

00:30:04.869 --> 00:30:08.309
actually said thank you. Oh. Because I'm guessing

00:30:08.309 --> 00:30:11.609
it turned out way more fun. I bet it was fun.

00:30:11.869 --> 00:30:14.630
These kids made it fun. And they I feel like

00:30:14.630 --> 00:30:17.500
they it kind of turned into like it was kind

00:30:17.500 --> 00:30:19.779
of this rebellious thing for them to do and that

00:30:19.779 --> 00:30:21.819
just makes it more fun for kids thinking that

00:30:21.819 --> 00:30:24.420
they're like starting kind of a riot you know

00:30:24.420 --> 00:30:27.359
which is where the old no parents allowed BYOB

00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:30.960
thing was like kind of a good little yeah I think

00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:34.559
they should have invited Mama Linda to the party

00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:42.119
yeah that get her on stage Or I would just go

00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:45.380
if I knew about it. I'm showing up. Yeah. Hello,

00:30:45.420 --> 00:30:48.299
everyone. I'm here. You're welcome. Thank you.

00:30:48.940 --> 00:30:52.180
So autographs. So then the last part says, my

00:30:52.180 --> 00:30:54.819
God, she said. So my daughter said, thank you.

00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:56.579
She said this will go down as one of the most

00:30:56.579 --> 00:30:58.839
legendary events of her high school experience,

00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:01.579
even if it was unintentional. So I guess the

00:31:01.579 --> 00:31:04.299
moral is don't joke about booze on Facebook.

00:31:04.460 --> 00:31:07.359
Anyway, I'm staying off the Internet for a while.

00:31:08.890 --> 00:31:12.789
Least then proof of 4 ,000 people and miners.

00:31:12.890 --> 00:31:17.789
Yeah. Yeah. Oh wait people really do like Have

00:31:17.789 --> 00:31:21.049
parties like for the kids and actually have booze

00:31:21.049 --> 00:31:23.730
there and this oh, yeah, just doing it as an

00:31:23.730 --> 00:31:26.329
accident That's so true. There's a lot of parents

00:31:26.329 --> 00:31:29.059
even probably some of those But, you know? Yeah,

00:31:29.059 --> 00:31:31.319
they were raising her. Like, here, honey, try

00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:33.940
this glass of wine. Like, you know all these

00:31:33.940 --> 00:31:36.119
parents let their kids try wine and all these

00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:38.160
things. As long as you're at home doing it, it's

00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:40.339
fine. Yeah, as long as you're with me. You've

00:31:40.339 --> 00:31:42.880
heard that a lot. That's like the main, yep,

00:31:43.180 --> 00:31:47.400
so true. Gosh, that's tough. I thought your story

00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:49.819
was real, but I kind of could see that being

00:31:49.819 --> 00:31:53.200
real. There was that comment that I thought was

00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:57.750
funny. Do you? You know? They discussed it in

00:31:57.750 --> 00:31:59.750
their home. Well, the good thing is, is there's

00:31:59.750 --> 00:32:02.230
two more stories, so... That's you. You could

00:32:02.230 --> 00:32:04.930
have not even heard the fate. Okay, good. I'm

00:32:04.930 --> 00:32:09.789
like, you're a bullfrog. I'm gonna win. There

00:32:09.789 --> 00:32:12.369
is one comment that I loved. It said, I laughed

00:32:12.369 --> 00:32:15.529
so hard at Linda's lip bash. Sorry, OP, but this

00:32:15.529 --> 00:32:18.329
is legendary. You're the kind of mom I want when

00:32:18.329 --> 00:32:21.529
I have kids. I was like, oh, I love that. That's

00:32:21.529 --> 00:32:25.109
sweet. I like that. Good job, Linda. Learn how

00:32:25.109 --> 00:32:27.450
to Facebook, Linda. Yeah, there's people roasting

00:32:27.450 --> 00:32:31.609
her about that, too. All right. This one comes

00:32:31.609 --> 00:32:35.170
from the Reddit. It's from the subreddit Insane

00:32:35.170 --> 00:32:39.730
Parents. Oh. So this is a screenshot of somebody's

00:32:39.730 --> 00:32:43.750
Facebook post. Oh, jeez. OK. It's real. So it's

00:32:43.750 --> 00:32:46.009
a mom posting about their child's experience.

00:32:46.410 --> 00:32:48.509
OK, this is a hard post to write, and it may

00:32:48.509 --> 00:32:51.119
be a hard post to read as well. My kid didn't

00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:53.000
make the seventh grade junior high volleyball

00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:58.279
team. She is devastated. You got me. She's been

00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:01.799
crying for two hours now. Aw. Sure, it is really,

00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:03.859
really hard to watch and comfort a child that

00:33:03.859 --> 00:33:06.779
you birth when they are that upset. But also,

00:33:07.539 --> 00:33:10.420
suck it up, Buttercup. I don't have experience

00:33:10.420 --> 00:33:12.500
with this situation personally because in my

00:33:12.500 --> 00:33:14.539
childhood and teenage years, I made every team

00:33:14.539 --> 00:33:18.809
easily. Ugh. But also I went outside and played

00:33:18.809 --> 00:33:21.410
softball, basketball, volleyball from the time

00:33:21.410 --> 00:33:23.549
I woke up until the time mom called me in for

00:33:23.549 --> 00:33:25.849
supper. I probably rode my bike a lot in between

00:33:25.849 --> 00:33:28.190
those sports which helped me to build my leg

00:33:28.190 --> 00:33:30.269
muscles for those said sports. We didn't have

00:33:30.269 --> 00:33:33.670
TikTok, Facebook, Snapchat, video games, group

00:33:33.670 --> 00:33:36.470
texts, etc. when I was growing up. I just knew

00:33:36.470 --> 00:33:38.690
the fun of sports. So I have told my daughter

00:33:38.690 --> 00:33:41.630
after many hugs and kisses, if you want this,

00:33:41.869 --> 00:33:45.630
put down the phone and go get it. Work for it.

00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:48.279
Put in the time every single day. If you don't

00:33:48.279 --> 00:33:49.980
want it that bad, then pick something else and

00:33:49.980 --> 00:33:54.380
I will support you. Hashtag work udder. I agree.

00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:58.279
I saw a story. That's mine and Whitney's story.

00:33:59.240 --> 00:34:01.799
Oh, I always made a team. You did. I was like,

00:34:02.140 --> 00:34:05.819
you wrote this in the future. For you and Isla.

00:34:07.019 --> 00:34:09.980
She didn't make the basketball team, but she

00:34:09.980 --> 00:34:13.159
made the wrestling cheerleading team. Oh, I was

00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:15.500
like, you made the wrestling team? Why did you

00:34:15.500 --> 00:34:18.019
film that now? Why did you try out for wrestling?

00:34:18.139 --> 00:34:20.639
This is embarrassing. You're not good at wrestling.

00:34:20.679 --> 00:34:22.400
You're right. Guys, so this is what happened.

00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:26.500
But I know cheerleading seventh grade. Yes. I

00:34:26.500 --> 00:34:31.079
tried out and I had a block. I had a mental block.

00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:33.460
So my gymnastics, I couldn't do my back cancer

00:34:33.460 --> 00:34:35.380
anymore because I had a mental block. I thought

00:34:35.380 --> 00:34:37.400
I could still get away with making the team.

00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:40.199
That's called being scared. Yeah. No, it was

00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:42.559
more like a block. OK. The gymnast will know.

00:34:42.730 --> 00:34:47.329
Oh, yeah. Yeah, those of you. Yeah. Anyway, so

00:34:47.329 --> 00:34:50.030
I didn't I didn't throw my back cancer or my

00:34:50.030 --> 00:34:52.329
back tuck. I didn't throw anything. But everything

00:34:52.329 --> 00:34:56.050
else did it great. But I didn't make the boys

00:34:56.050 --> 00:34:59.349
basketball cheer team. That was the one to be

00:34:59.349 --> 00:35:01.150
on. And that's the one to be on. And I made the

00:35:01.150 --> 00:35:04.190
wrestling and I opened it fully expecting to

00:35:04.190 --> 00:35:07.230
make the boys basketball because I just I mean,

00:35:07.230 --> 00:35:10.409
I was good. I just didn't throw my tuck. So that

00:35:10.409 --> 00:35:13.780
killed me. Anyways open it and it's like grats.

00:35:13.780 --> 00:35:16.480
You made the wrestling cheer team and all that

00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:22.280
And all my friends And I was like and what did

00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:26.260
I do Did I work harder? No, I said, uh, hell

00:35:26.260 --> 00:35:29.619
no, I'm not doing wrestling done. So I quit I

00:35:29.619 --> 00:35:31.940
didn't do it. I said, absolutely not you let

00:35:31.940 --> 00:35:34.699
her clue. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Mom. Thank you

00:35:34.699 --> 00:35:37.460
That would have been so terrible. You didn't

00:35:37.460 --> 00:35:43.019
make the boys Don't you worry about it. You don't

00:35:43.019 --> 00:35:45.840
even go. You should have made the basketball.

00:35:45.980 --> 00:35:47.599
Yeah, that's what you said. And then you said,

00:35:47.739 --> 00:35:49.760
don't even tell him you quit. Just don't show

00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:53.500
up. I could see you say, yeah, I think you brought

00:35:53.500 --> 00:35:57.920
it in. Thanks. Thanks. And then that next year,

00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:00.940
what I do, you made the team, of course, the

00:36:00.940 --> 00:36:04.000
actual basketball boys team, the boys basketball

00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:09.099
team. Forget Charlie. We made the team. Oh, putting

00:36:09.099 --> 00:36:14.510
up three. you worked extra hard i didn't what

00:36:14.510 --> 00:36:18.530
did i do like you wrote what what you wanted

00:36:18.530 --> 00:36:21.829
and you put wrestling do you remember saying

00:36:21.829 --> 00:36:24.409
anything you did it wrong do you remember that

00:36:24.409 --> 00:36:26.809
you actually are wrong to something mom because

00:36:26.809 --> 00:36:28.769
i think it said what team do you want to make

00:36:28.769 --> 00:36:32.730
and i check i think all of them You should know

00:36:32.730 --> 00:36:34.730
and you shouldn't have done that is all the other

00:36:34.730 --> 00:36:37.670
girls put just boys basketball Yeah, they were

00:36:37.670 --> 00:36:40.590
like there's one that will be right. Yeah, cuz

00:36:40.590 --> 00:36:44.550
there were girls. Okay. I was way better With

00:36:44.550 --> 00:36:46.949
like I was way better than them and they made

00:36:46.949 --> 00:36:48.989
boys basketball. So I was so yeah, you're right

00:36:48.989 --> 00:36:51.750
mom Good job, but you also made eighth grade

00:36:51.750 --> 00:36:54.969
Yeah, was it is that I made a great boys basketball

00:36:54.969 --> 00:36:56.809
because I was like, all right this time I'm gonna

00:36:56.809 --> 00:36:59.559
actually me right and I really tried I was going

00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:01.800
to ask if that's when you switched volleyball.

00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:05.719
No, no. So volleyball was always like my main

00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:09.059
priority. I started volleyball like fifth grade

00:37:09.059 --> 00:37:14.119
club. Really? Yeah. And she was really good.

00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:17.179
How good mom? You were so good. You were very

00:37:17.179 --> 00:37:22.219
good. Which one's your real mom? Mom's. Tell

00:37:22.219 --> 00:37:25.340
me how amazing. You were amazing. You were very

00:37:25.340 --> 00:37:28.639
good. Yes. Thank you. You had something to do

00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:32.159
with Sydney. Carrying on the tradition. The legacy.

00:37:32.440 --> 00:37:35.380
The legacy. It went Chelsea, Lindsay, me, Sydney,

00:37:35.659 --> 00:37:39.260
and who was next? But don't forget Carly, Yvonne.

00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:41.900
Yep. You right. You right. There's more. Wow.

00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:44.099
And Brian. The disrespect. Ryan played volleyball?

00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:47.940
And Brian. I wonder who started it. So was it

00:37:47.940 --> 00:37:50.260
Yvonne? All of your kids all played volleyball.

00:37:50.380 --> 00:37:52.199
Carly. Brigham? Yep, Brigham played volleyball.

00:37:52.460 --> 00:37:55.659
Brecken, Ella, or not Ella, Brecken. Carly's

00:37:55.659 --> 00:38:01.300
the oldest, so she started it. Yeah, the boy

00:38:01.300 --> 00:38:06.460
plays. Is it Gavin? He's on a mission. No. Or

00:38:06.460 --> 00:38:08.780
maybe it was Gavin. I don't know. Maybe they

00:38:08.780 --> 00:38:11.780
all do. Yeah, Harvey. He's so darling. Anyways,

00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:13.940
Goodman fam, what's up? Shout outs to all the

00:38:13.940 --> 00:38:16.320
kids. Hope you don't mind me talking about your

00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:19.139
children. We could have our own volleyball. Did

00:38:19.139 --> 00:38:22.369
she end up working hard? Is there an update?

00:38:22.750 --> 00:38:25.489
I want to hear this. There is no update. So this

00:38:25.489 --> 00:38:28.590
is a little bit of a different subreddit than

00:38:28.590 --> 00:38:33.230
we usually go for. But a lot of the comments

00:38:33.230 --> 00:38:39.489
are calling the mom cuckoo. Oh, really? They're

00:38:39.489 --> 00:38:41.730
the parents that want their child to work hard?

00:38:41.730 --> 00:38:44.650
Yeah. Because every child deserves a trophy.

00:38:44.769 --> 00:38:48.949
This is what they say. Yeah. Yeah, the participation.

00:38:49.530 --> 00:38:53.519
Yeah. No, it's it one of them says imagine using

00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:55.780
your child's defeat as an opportunity to brag

00:38:55.780 --> 00:38:58.539
about yourself to everyone online This gives

00:38:58.539 --> 00:39:02.260
narcissism vibes Because she was like, yeah back

00:39:02.260 --> 00:39:05.980
in my day. I rode my bike around I had leg muscles

00:39:05.980 --> 00:39:09.420
like I didn't I didn't miss I made all the teams

00:39:09.420 --> 00:39:11.659
So I have a hard time feeling bad for I didn't

00:39:11.659 --> 00:39:14.099
like that. I read me the wrong way She probably

00:39:14.099 --> 00:39:16.769
could have said it differently like I have a

00:39:16.769 --> 00:39:19.230
hard time relating like something she still could

00:39:19.230 --> 00:39:21.869
have said it but maybe not went on and on about

00:39:21.869 --> 00:39:26.150
it yeah but somebody else said imagine your mom

00:39:26.150 --> 00:39:29.650
comforting you no imagine your mom comforting

00:39:29.650 --> 00:39:32.070
you after you cry for several hours you finally

00:39:32.070 --> 00:39:34.210
calm down and scroll through Facebook to distract

00:39:34.210 --> 00:39:36.630
yourself and you see your mom made this post

00:39:36.630 --> 00:39:42.389
just like my loser kid just couldn't knock it

00:39:45.349 --> 00:39:51.309
That's true She's like go outside honey go play

00:39:51.309 --> 00:39:54.190
Put your phone down or phone down whatever she

00:39:54.190 --> 00:40:00.210
said yeah Go get some calf muscles because that's

00:40:00.210 --> 00:40:03.329
gonna help you make your sport but kind of a

00:40:03.329 --> 00:40:07.190
bunny like Yeah, she obviously doesn't know what

00:40:07.190 --> 00:40:10.610
sports are nowadays It was easier to make teens

00:40:10.610 --> 00:40:13.269
back then. Well, that and like, thanks for considering,

00:40:13.409 --> 00:40:15.510
Mom, it's not even safe for us to ride our bikes

00:40:15.510 --> 00:40:17.949
around anymore. It's a crazy world we live in.

00:40:18.449 --> 00:40:20.630
You just want me to go get kidnapped? Cool. Yeah,

00:40:20.889 --> 00:40:23.349
that's what she really wants. Yeah, it was simpler

00:40:23.349 --> 00:40:27.090
times back in your day, lady. That is different,

00:40:27.670 --> 00:40:31.090
but it is different. We still had to compete.

00:40:31.510 --> 00:40:35.090
I didn't. I just sat and watched everybody. Yeah,

00:40:35.190 --> 00:40:40.000
what did you do? Made jokes on the sidelines.

00:40:40.139 --> 00:40:42.760
Did you just sing with the birds on the sidelines?

00:40:43.420 --> 00:40:51.219
Yeah, singing. Yeah, that's all I did. I would

00:40:51.219 --> 00:40:53.119
just stand there and the birds would come to

00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:55.780
me. You were the weird little kid. One chuck

00:40:55.780 --> 00:40:58.000
chuck. I don't even know what they are. Let's

00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:00.599
go with that. One chuck chuck. No, you worked

00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:04.480
hard at singing. You did quite a few things.

00:41:05.260 --> 00:41:11.059
But I did not do any sports. That's okay, that's

00:41:11.059 --> 00:41:15.159
embarrassing. That's okay. If your mom had Facebook.

00:41:15.260 --> 00:41:17.280
But I never tried out for cheer because I didn't

00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:19.320
want to make the wrestling cheerleading squad.

00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:23.800
Well, shit. You got me there. I'm just kidding.

00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:26.480
You got me there. That's actually a really good

00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:29.059
thing. If you make the wrestling cheer, whoever

00:41:29.059 --> 00:41:33.820
out there is listening. Good for you from making

00:41:33.820 --> 00:41:40.869
a team. I did pole vaulting as well, and as soon

00:41:40.869 --> 00:41:44.730
as that... You did? No, you didn't. For truck,

00:41:45.070 --> 00:41:47.690
there is no tryouts. You just make the team.

00:41:47.909 --> 00:41:50.590
So it's just who can stay, who doesn't quit.

00:41:52.550 --> 00:41:55.829
So I thought it'd be cool to do truck. And I

00:41:55.829 --> 00:41:57.309
was like, I want to do pole vaulting because

00:41:57.309 --> 00:41:59.619
my brother Michael did pole vaulting. So I just

00:41:59.619 --> 00:42:01.559
wanted to fall on his footstep. Well, the first

00:42:01.559 --> 00:42:03.960
day we got the stick and we had to practice going,

00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:06.659
just like hopping up, like literally just to

00:42:06.659 --> 00:42:10.840
hop up the stick. I was like, I'm good. And I

00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:14.420
quit that day. Because it's so long. Did it stab

00:42:14.420 --> 00:42:18.420
you? It was horrible. I literally could not tell

00:42:18.420 --> 00:42:22.119
you. I just remember learning the steps and as

00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:24.820
soon as you're, it was like, I couldn't do it.

00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:27.260
You should have done like, did you go? Yeah.

00:42:27.780 --> 00:42:30.659
What's the other one? You're just getting pissed.

00:42:31.380 --> 00:42:33.539
Or the hurdles. That would have been better.

00:42:33.800 --> 00:42:36.000
I think I could have done good at hurdles back

00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:41.039
in the day, but I also. It was pole vaulting

00:42:41.039 --> 00:42:45.199
or nothing. It was pole vaulting or die. I know

00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:48.440
that takes some skill, man. I was like one of

00:42:48.440 --> 00:42:50.679
the only girls on the team, too, and I was like.

00:42:52.010 --> 00:42:55.250
Now we know why you didn't try it out for track.

00:42:55.530 --> 00:43:02.829
Exactly. Let's go with that scene. Did you run

00:43:02.829 --> 00:43:06.510
like the 100 year dash? Absolutely not. I did

00:43:06.510 --> 00:43:11.150
track for less than a week and I quit. This story

00:43:11.150 --> 00:43:15.550
could be true too. This is very much within realm

00:43:15.550 --> 00:43:20.289
of real. Wait until you hear the next one. are

00:43:20.289 --> 00:43:22.030
probably, I don't think there's a fake story

00:43:22.030 --> 00:43:24.909
this week. You could be correct. I still think

00:43:24.909 --> 00:43:27.630
the name of that one is. There's always gonna

00:43:27.630 --> 00:43:30.570
be one fake story. There always will be. Only

00:43:30.570 --> 00:43:32.489
one. You're not freaking. No, no. We're ready.

00:43:32.489 --> 00:43:35.230
Couldn't do it. My the a -hole for refusing to

00:43:35.230 --> 00:43:37.630
let my mother -in -law hold my baby after she

00:43:37.630 --> 00:43:42.150
told my husband to get a paternity test. Yes.

00:43:42.710 --> 00:43:48.869
No, mother is. Yes, no, mom. I, 28 female, gave

00:43:48.869 --> 00:43:51.309
birth to my first child, a beautiful baby girl,

00:43:51.630 --> 00:43:55.070
three weeks ago. My husband, 30 male, and I have

00:43:55.070 --> 00:43:57.369
been over the moon, but his mother has been causing

00:43:57.369 --> 00:44:00.469
non -stop drama. She never liked me. From the

00:44:00.469 --> 00:44:02.829
start, she made snide comments about how I trapped

00:44:02.829 --> 00:44:04.670
her son even though we've been happily married

00:44:04.670 --> 00:44:07.409
for four years. When I got pregnant, she constantly

00:44:07.409 --> 00:44:10.570
joked about how the baby might not be his. I

00:44:10.570 --> 00:44:13.289
brushed it off as her usual passive aggressive

00:44:13.289 --> 00:44:15.929
behavior until I found out she took it way further.

00:44:16.329 --> 00:44:18.369
Two days ago after I gave birth my husband got

00:44:18.369 --> 00:44:20.449
a text from his mom saying you should get a DNA

00:44:20.449 --> 00:44:23.429
test you never know these days. I was devastated

00:44:23.429 --> 00:44:25.369
when I saw it. My husband was furious and told

00:44:25.369 --> 00:44:27.610
her off saying he had zero doubts about me and

00:44:27.610 --> 00:44:29.909
that her comment was disgusting. She tried to

00:44:29.909 --> 00:44:31.809
backtrack saying she was just looking out for

00:44:31.809 --> 00:44:34.500
him. Now she wants to come over and meet the

00:44:34.500 --> 00:44:36.420
baby, but I told my husband that she will not

00:44:36.420 --> 00:44:38.559
be holding our daughter. If she wants to question

00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:40.519
whether my child is even her grandchild, then

00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:42.219
she doesn't get the privilege of bonding with

00:44:42.219 --> 00:44:45.260
her. My husband understands why I'm upset, but

00:44:45.260 --> 00:44:47.420
he thinks we should let her come just once so

00:44:47.420 --> 00:44:49.940
she doesn't play the victim with the rest of

00:44:49.940 --> 00:44:52.159
the family. Now she's crying to everyone saying

00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.199
I'm keeping her granddaughter from her and that

00:44:54.199 --> 00:44:57.260
I'm punishing her over a harmless question. Some

00:44:57.260 --> 00:44:59.320
family members think I'm being dramatic and should

00:44:59.320 --> 00:45:01.820
be the bigger person. But why should I let someone

00:45:01.820 --> 00:45:04.460
who disrespected me and my child alter like nothing

00:45:04.460 --> 00:45:07.420
happened? Am I the a -hole for refusing to let

00:45:07.420 --> 00:45:11.440
her hold my baby? I don't know. That's hard.

00:45:11.679 --> 00:45:15.219
This one's good. Only because, first of all,

00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:19.219
the real a -hole in this whole thing is the mother

00:45:19.219 --> 00:45:30.219
-in -law. Because she just is. She just is. Well,

00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:33.599
she does it. Yeah. I don't ever do that. So she

00:45:33.599 --> 00:45:37.179
always had a problem with the daughter -in -law.

00:45:37.579 --> 00:45:40.659
Yes. Okay. So I don't blame the daughter -in

00:45:40.659 --> 00:45:42.940
-law at all. For just being like, this is the

00:45:42.940 --> 00:45:46.400
last straw. Right. You're done, bro. Right. I

00:45:46.400 --> 00:45:49.260
would give it a little bit of time and maybe

00:45:49.260 --> 00:45:52.199
she'll let the mother -in -law come into their

00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:55.579
lives or let her hold them. So this is where

00:45:55.579 --> 00:45:58.639
this is where, like, if I'm trying to just be

00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:01.320
devil's advocate here, imagine the mother -in

00:46:01.320 --> 00:46:04.239
-law is sincerely concerned for her son, right?

00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:06.139
Like, let's say that she really has a reason

00:46:06.139 --> 00:46:09.059
to be concerned. This the original poster is

00:46:09.059 --> 00:46:11.219
not going to shock to be like, well, yeah, but

00:46:11.219 --> 00:46:13.480
like, I've been I've been a little bit questionable

00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:17.199
at times. So he caught me in an emotional affair.

00:46:17.199 --> 00:46:20.000
Yeah, this is a one sided story. Yes, you're

00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:22.570
you only get the perspective of. Her. The mother

00:46:22.570 --> 00:46:25.650
of the baby. Yeah. But let's just say like if

00:46:25.650 --> 00:46:28.349
you could imagine your son is marrying somebody

00:46:28.349 --> 00:46:31.610
and like I know it's not it doesn't apply to

00:46:31.610 --> 00:46:33.630
your situation but if you if you were concerned

00:46:33.630 --> 00:46:37.469
about them is it unreasonable to be like hey

00:46:37.469 --> 00:46:40.849
son have you thought about a paternity test like

00:46:40.849 --> 00:46:43.849
is there any harm in it? Obviously it's it's

00:46:43.849 --> 00:46:46.809
one thing because OP is going to take you as

00:46:46.809 --> 00:46:49.230
like a personal attach you know feel like you

00:46:49.230 --> 00:46:52.070
think I'm not loyal but When I read the story,

00:46:52.110 --> 00:46:54.489
when I heard the story, like my thought was,

00:46:54.829 --> 00:46:57.590
she's so defensive. Like she's so defensive.

00:46:57.730 --> 00:47:01.210
She's so instantly like, no way. If she's only

00:47:01.210 --> 00:47:04.469
been with him and the DNA test is going to come

00:47:04.469 --> 00:47:07.070
back and it's his kid, why wouldn't you just

00:47:07.070 --> 00:47:10.030
be like, okay, that's disrespectful. Do it if

00:47:10.030 --> 00:47:12.110
you want. It's his kid. Of course it's his kid.

00:47:13.170 --> 00:47:16.969
You know what I mean? Yeah. That would be really

00:47:16.969 --> 00:47:18.769
hard because yeah, now you said that I think

00:47:18.769 --> 00:47:23.000
of like my kid. Yeah. What I bet. Do you think

00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:29.579
the mother -in -law was jealous of the daughter?

00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:32.920
That she took her son away? Yes. That could also

00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:36.599
be an upset. A little bit angry with her to begin

00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:39.139
with. That could be a possibility. It's either,

00:47:39.199 --> 00:47:42.039
I think it's, yeah, it's either that or it's

00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:46.360
this girl isn't the best. Could be. you know

00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:48.559
could be both right could be a mixture of both

00:47:48.559 --> 00:47:51.059
yeah true and who knows what the sun is telling

00:47:51.059 --> 00:47:53.739
his mom though maybe the sun has said something

00:47:53.739 --> 00:47:56.719
to his mom like yes and so that could be why

00:47:56.719 --> 00:48:02.320
mom is like you know would you ever do that no

00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:04.539
what if you had millions of dollars would you

00:48:04.539 --> 00:48:09.840
do it maybe yeah what's the random pool of my

00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:13.949
money i i don't think i would wow i don't I would

00:48:13.949 --> 00:48:18.190
do it myself. You're your own PI. I would be

00:48:18.190 --> 00:48:21.429
my own detective. You'd be good at that. Yeah,

00:48:21.690 --> 00:48:24.050
you should look into that wrong. That would be

00:48:24.050 --> 00:48:26.150
so fun. We used to do that when we were younger.

00:48:26.869 --> 00:48:29.690
We'd go on our own company. We'd go spy on our

00:48:29.690 --> 00:48:34.250
boyfriend. Wait. Boyfriends? Yeah, we would get

00:48:34.250 --> 00:48:37.250
in the car, like we'd borrow Angie's car or I

00:48:37.250 --> 00:48:40.010
don't know. And Angie went with you? No, we would

00:48:40.010 --> 00:48:42.480
just take our car and we'd drive up and... How

00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:45.159
many times did a boy come and take us out me

00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:48.099
and my roommates out on dates? And then we'd

00:48:48.099 --> 00:48:49.699
follow them after they leave us and they would

00:48:49.699 --> 00:48:54.360
go take out a girl. Yeah. Oh, well, you got played,

00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:57.260
but you knew you knew to follow them. I'm so

00:48:57.260 --> 00:48:59.860
impressed. We were just like, you know, yeah,

00:48:59.920 --> 00:49:04.400
I honestly, I wonder if it was still fun. Oh,

00:49:04.460 --> 00:49:06.579
I love catching all the scoundrels. You know,

00:49:06.579 --> 00:49:09.639
I got a high from it, too, because I have that

00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:11.659
while we have the same blood guys, because I

00:49:11.980 --> 00:49:16.739
did that so much. I would literally like, I don't

00:49:16.739 --> 00:49:19.820
think I've ever told you this Joe, but I did.

00:49:20.340 --> 00:49:24.300
Oh, multiple times. I am shook. I never told

00:49:24.300 --> 00:49:27.619
you that. And we've been married with what? You

00:49:27.619 --> 00:49:31.239
know, nothing that's been found. Yes, by the

00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:34.579
way. No, she I'm not saying her I spy. No, I

00:49:34.579 --> 00:49:36.619
know. I'm just saying. Oh, yeah. It's the mother

00:49:36.619 --> 00:49:39.500
in law or it's you. Go ahead. No, it's me. I've

00:49:39.500 --> 00:49:42.260
spied on you a few times in near anywhere. I

00:49:42.260 --> 00:49:44.940
mean, you have my locations now. Well, yeah,

00:49:44.940 --> 00:49:47.460
I don't have to. She doesn't have to. But we

00:49:47.460 --> 00:49:50.400
didn't back then. One time you were like going

00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:52.780
to hang out and then we decided not to. And this

00:49:52.780 --> 00:49:54.199
is when we were just like dating, like we weren't

00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:56.980
like official or anything. So didn't he tell

00:49:56.980 --> 00:50:00.039
you he was sick? No, no. He said he was going

00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:02.539
to go bowling with his friends. And I wanted

00:50:02.539 --> 00:50:05.739
to see if girls were there. So me and my friend

00:50:05.739 --> 00:50:09.679
drove there and we slept. And were there girls

00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:12.949
there? Was there girls? Joe. No, I don't think

00:50:12.949 --> 00:50:15.449
so. I don't remember. He doesn't even know. I

00:50:15.449 --> 00:50:19.110
don't believe so. Did you come in? Did you like,

00:50:19.349 --> 00:50:20.650
I thought you like made it known that you were

00:50:20.650 --> 00:50:23.429
there or something. I'm well, that was one other

00:50:23.429 --> 00:50:25.710
time. I think I think the one time I went in

00:50:25.710 --> 00:50:29.769
there was like multiple. Oh, you're here. Right.

00:50:30.989 --> 00:50:33.650
That's so weird. There's no way I just went in

00:50:33.650 --> 00:50:35.030
and said hi to you. If I would have known that

00:50:35.030 --> 00:50:36.849
you did that on purpose, we'd be in a different

00:50:36.849 --> 00:50:39.889
situation right now. I'm over here thinking that's

00:50:39.889 --> 00:50:41.769
a true coincidence. I'm like, dang, that's crazy.

00:50:41.889 --> 00:50:44.570
It's a big place. I'm like, you're just in the

00:50:44.570 --> 00:50:47.269
same spot. Like, whoa. That looked so hot that

00:50:47.269 --> 00:50:49.289
night, too. The stars have aligned. So you knew.

00:50:50.219 --> 00:50:52.019
You probably knew I was going to be at church

00:50:52.019 --> 00:50:54.380
that day, the very first time we met. No, not

00:50:54.380 --> 00:50:56.699
at all. Why do you think she looks so hot? Yeah,

00:50:56.780 --> 00:50:59.280
she knew she was going to run into you. I mean,

00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:01.920
mission accomplished. She was prepared. All that

00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:04.019
spying and weird stuff was worth it, I guess.

00:51:04.179 --> 00:51:06.019
You guys want to hear something funny? Well,

00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:08.219
it's kind of funny. There was a time I found

00:51:08.219 --> 00:51:12.239
a receipt in deep pants when I was doing. Those

00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:15.239
are the worst. What the frick? Wait, wait, hold

00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:19.179
on. First of all. Yeah. So. You take stuff out

00:51:19.179 --> 00:51:21.619
of the pockets when you put it in? Only some

00:51:21.619 --> 00:51:23.800
bin. I don't do it now because I don't even do

00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:26.380
laundry now. Zeke does laundry. You should take

00:51:26.380 --> 00:51:31.199
stuff out of your pants. So you take stuff out

00:51:31.199 --> 00:51:32.900
of the pockets. I was just wondering because

00:51:32.900 --> 00:51:34.860
I've had so many clothes ruined by chapstick.

00:51:35.000 --> 00:51:37.579
I'm just wondering. Yeah, no, that is the worst

00:51:37.579 --> 00:51:39.780
though. It's his fault. He's taking stuff out

00:51:39.780 --> 00:51:42.860
of his pants. Take your own pockets out. So I'm

00:51:42.860 --> 00:51:46.659
clean. I took this out. And there was a receipt

00:51:46.659 --> 00:51:50.059
and it said honeybees or honeybears, honeybears.

00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:53.739
And it was on Van Buren. And you know, then,

00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:57.460
and I was so mad. Then you know what really made

00:51:57.460 --> 00:52:01.920
me so mad? The price was only $5. And I'm like,

00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:09.159
then I'm thinking this is this. Gross, you know.

00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:16.300
Treat yourself better than that, hmm? So then

00:52:16.300 --> 00:52:19.460
I'm like, ooh, gross. And so then I go in, I'm

00:52:19.460 --> 00:52:23.760
like, what is this? Honey bears, five bucks,

00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:25.940
you know, or whatever. Newsstand, I don't know,

00:52:25.980 --> 00:52:28.619
it was cheap. And he's like, it's a barbecue

00:52:28.619 --> 00:52:34.000
place. I'm like, and I looked at that. Of course

00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:36.820
we all and it was it was a barbecue place. And

00:52:36.820 --> 00:52:40.340
I was like, okay, anyway, so honey bears on Dan

00:52:40.340 --> 00:52:42.679
Buren and then you know if it's still there and

00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:44.539
then you've checked every pair of pants pockets

00:52:44.539 --> 00:52:46.860
since then looking for what and I've not ever

00:52:46.860 --> 00:52:49.460
found a receipt since and now he does the laundry.

00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:52.659
He's like, I gotta cover my tracks now. He's

00:52:52.659 --> 00:52:54.699
like nothing more let her know my favorite barbecue

00:52:54.699 --> 00:52:58.360
spot is why he does laundry now. Hey, I'll take

00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:02.440
that. Frick. So yeah, laundry bro. That was pretty

00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:05.199
bad. That's hilarious. See, we all have our silly

00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:08.199
stories. Yeah, it is fun. So back to the mother

00:53:08.199 --> 00:53:12.639
in law. Sorry. Oh, I love it. All over the place.

00:53:13.099 --> 00:53:16.079
She hired a detective to find out about her daughter

00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:18.599
-in -law, didn't she? So here's the update. OK.

00:53:18.719 --> 00:53:23.719
She swabbed her herself. Yeah. Oh, just wait.

00:53:24.019 --> 00:53:27.570
Oh, oh. Well, I wish I could say things get better,

00:53:28.210 --> 00:53:30.190
but mother -in -law made sure that it didn't

00:53:30.190 --> 00:53:33.070
happen. After my husband told her off, I thought

00:53:33.070 --> 00:53:35.090
she'd at least try to apologize, but instead,

00:53:35.170 --> 00:53:37.449
she doubled down. She started calling my husband,

00:53:37.510 --> 00:53:39.409
telling him I was turning him against his own

00:53:39.409 --> 00:53:41.630
mother, and that I was overreacting to a simple

00:53:41.630 --> 00:53:43.949
question. She even pulled the Clawston victim

00:53:43.949 --> 00:53:45.809
out, crying to the rest of the family about how

00:53:45.809 --> 00:53:49.190
I was keeping her grandbaby from her. Then, things

00:53:49.190 --> 00:53:52.039
took a ridiculous turn. I found out from my sister

00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:53.639
-in -law that mother -in -law was actually trying

00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:56.320
to get a DNA test done behind her back. Apparently

00:53:56.320 --> 00:53:58.639
she was hoping to get a strand of my baby's hair

00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:02.400
or some spit to confirm the truth. When my sister

00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:04.920
-in -law told me, I was absolutely done. I told

00:54:04.920 --> 00:54:07.179
my husband that until she apologizes, not a fake

00:54:07.179 --> 00:54:09.739
I'm sorry or mad apology, but a real one. She

00:54:09.739 --> 00:54:12.340
is not welcomed around me or my daughter. Thankfully,

00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:15.019
my husband backed me up 100%. He told his mother

00:54:15.019 --> 00:54:16.840
that if she can't respect his wife and child,

00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:18.699
then she doesn't deserve to be a part of our

00:54:18.699 --> 00:54:22.050
lives. Mother -in -law lost it. She went full

00:54:22.050 --> 00:54:25.010
drama mode telling everyone I was tearing the

00:54:25.010 --> 00:54:27.250
family apart and that she might never recover

00:54:27.250 --> 00:54:29.289
from this heartbreak. At this point, I don't

00:54:29.289 --> 00:54:32.530
even care. She disrespected me, she disrespected

00:54:32.530 --> 00:54:35.590
my marriage, and she disrespected my child. Actions

00:54:35.590 --> 00:54:38.190
have consequences. So yeah, mother -in -law still

00:54:38.190 --> 00:54:39.989
hasn't met the baby and unless she does some

00:54:39.989 --> 00:54:42.170
serious apologizing self -reflection, she won't

00:54:42.170 --> 00:54:47.650
be anytime soon. Am I the eight hole? No. No,

00:54:47.829 --> 00:54:51.130
but... That would be hard. Maybe they should

00:54:51.130 --> 00:54:55.329
communicate a little. Send her text pictures,

00:54:55.690 --> 00:54:57.829
like what you're missing out on. I'm just kidding.

00:54:59.489 --> 00:55:02.750
Rub it in her face. But I mean, at a certain

00:55:02.750 --> 00:55:04.869
point, it's like, hey, do you want to be involved

00:55:04.869 --> 00:55:07.190
in this kid's life? Because we're not cool with

00:55:07.190 --> 00:55:10.349
how you're treating us. And I mean, ultimately,

00:55:10.829 --> 00:55:12.369
yes, everything's solved by communication. We

00:55:12.369 --> 00:55:15.369
talk about this all the time. Yeah. Like mother

00:55:15.369 --> 00:55:18.070
-in -law, if you have your doubts. You got to

00:55:18.070 --> 00:55:20.030
clear the air somehow. You don't you don't just

00:55:20.030 --> 00:55:23.650
get to be like this little seed in their marriage

00:55:23.650 --> 00:55:26.369
affecting stuff like Opie has every right to

00:55:26.369 --> 00:55:28.230
be upset with the mother -in -law. I just think

00:55:28.230 --> 00:55:31.309
it's a serious thing for her to not meet her

00:55:31.309 --> 00:55:34.409
grandkid. Yeah, that's hard. And it is her son.

00:55:34.550 --> 00:55:38.289
Yeah. You know, if it is, if it is his baby,

00:55:38.409 --> 00:55:41.809
then it is her grandchild. Exactly. Maybe. Tell

00:55:41.809 --> 00:55:45.530
me. Tell me right now. Maybe mother -in -law.

00:55:45.679 --> 00:55:51.659
Maybe the sun really isn't. Hey, hey, hey, dad,

00:55:52.219 --> 00:55:55.340
you saw it right now. And that's why it came

00:55:55.340 --> 00:55:59.320
into her mind. She's projecting. She is. Oh,

00:56:00.260 --> 00:56:03.659
wait, that is it. I've got it. Shannon, that

00:56:03.659 --> 00:56:08.130
is the update. The top comment says. Tell her

00:56:08.130 --> 00:56:11.289
you want a DNA test on your husband as you don't

00:56:11.289 --> 00:56:14.050
think his father is the real father. She must

00:56:14.050 --> 00:56:35.780
be projecting from her own slutty days. Where

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else would she get it from? What's this idea

00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:41.059
that she can't get over? You need to make sure

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that's your kid. It's basic trust. It's that

00:56:43.260 --> 00:56:46.199
she doesn't think that the character is there.

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And to me, that part, I understand, because obviously

00:56:49.900 --> 00:56:52.619
this lady could be crazy. But if she's not, then

00:56:52.619 --> 00:56:54.719
maybe there's a reason that she wants the DNA

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test. All right, so story number one was Ding

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Dong the Witch is Dead. The funeral. Funeral.

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Story number two? Facebook group gone wrong post

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number three was the volleyball post the mom

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that her daughter didn't make the volleyball

00:57:17.289 --> 00:57:28.449
team okay yeah like go ride your bike fatty yes

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okay and the fourth and the fourth was the crazy

00:57:34.329 --> 00:57:39.869
mother -in -law paternity test. That might be

00:57:39.869 --> 00:57:45.269
real. That one might be real. Yeah. I don't know,

00:57:45.409 --> 00:57:47.989
you're smiling. So this is a reminder for you

00:57:47.989 --> 00:57:51.949
guys and the listeners. Three real, one generated

00:57:51.949 --> 00:57:55.969
by ChadGPT. And our brains. One fake. So one

00:57:55.969 --> 00:57:58.469
fake story. Which means one fake. Okay, so more,

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okay, okay. I say the ding -dong. Is that the

00:58:02.679 --> 00:58:09.820
fake one? Because, who would sing a song like

00:58:09.820 --> 00:58:23.059
that in a funeral? Your sister? Hello! So if

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it's not real now, it could be in another funeral.

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That's it. I'm playing it now. What's happening?

00:58:29.909 --> 00:58:32.289
It's on video or whatever. Yeah, I'm gonna add

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this and then we'll play the song. It's okay.

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Nobody get offended. I'm proving this. Sounds

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good. That's so hard. Okay. For the volleyball

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moms? I'd say yes. That's a little off. I'm so

00:58:53.449 --> 00:58:57.559
gonna be wrong, but... I'm going to say that

00:58:57.559 --> 00:59:02.460
it's the paternity one. Okay. Only because it

00:59:02.460 --> 00:59:05.460
very well could be a true like today. It's so

00:59:05.460 --> 00:59:08.760
crazy that it actually could be true. Totally.

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But I'm just yeah. Okay. Those are maybe there's

00:59:14.519 --> 00:59:18.119
like a different it could be true to a certain

00:59:18.119 --> 00:59:21.699
point. So I'll tell you guys right now. We're

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wrong. One of you. One of you totally could be

00:59:24.599 --> 00:59:26.940
right. one of you totally could do that. Thanks.

00:59:26.980 --> 00:59:31.840
Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So, yeah. You

00:59:31.840 --> 00:59:34.300
guys know, right? Obviously. Yes. Yes. We know

00:59:34.300 --> 00:59:37.099
it. We do. We're the puppets. We're the puppeteers.

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Okay. Oh, but for the listeners, go on socials

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and give us a vote who you think is which one

00:59:45.019 --> 00:59:47.780
you think is the fake story. Instagram, YouTube,

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Facebook, TikTok. Visit us up. Tell us which

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one you think is fake and listen in next week

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to find out. Dun dun. Thank you guys so much

00:59:57.000 --> 00:59:59.579
for being here. You guys were phenomenal. We'd

00:59:59.579 --> 01:00:02.280
love to have you guys back on soon. Thank you

01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:10.019
for giving me your rhythm. You're welcome. We're

01:00:10.019 --> 01:00:13.619
glad we could help. Village moja drama team.

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You're two young beautiful ladies. We're pretty

01:00:16.539 --> 01:00:19.500
victorious. So thank you all. Let's get our hands

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in. Internet frenzy on three. One, two, three.

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Internet! Fancy!