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Well, welcome. Let's go. We got a very special episode this week.

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I'm so excited. I've been counting down for this straight up.

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The famous Noel and Dallas in the house.

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Dude, so stoked to be here.

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This is my lifelong dream.

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Like I it only goes down from here.

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Like it goes being on internet frenzy and then the birth of my two children

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and then being married to Dallas. So.

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OK, so we're this is really this is it for me.

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You guys, this is it.

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So thanks. Thanks, guys.

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Not not any no pressure.

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Not going to disappoint on the expectations.

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That's awesome.

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Well, this episode is going to be a lot of fun.

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We haven't told you guys what it is yet.

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So we're going to surprise you in just a second, but really quick for last week.

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It was but you're not the main character.

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Was the theme who was the fake?

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Was me.

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Me.

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Oh, well, I am proud to say that I was I was the fake.

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Yeah.

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I was the fake.

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You called it probably.

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I feel like you do really well calling it.

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Especially when it's you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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She can read you like a book.

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I know it's because he's my brother.

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It's a how come thing.

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Yeah, for sure.

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We're just champions this week's topic.

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Are you guys ready?

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Oh, so good.

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So good.

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Worse roommates of all time.

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Yes.

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I am not kidding when I tell you my story.

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That was a buffer.

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It's so good.

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I cannot wait.

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I can't wait.

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So fake.

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Chat GPT really did it this time didn't you?

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No, I'm real.

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Selling.

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I am real guys.

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I am real and I wish I was the fake.

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That's how good the story is.

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Wow.

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You guys know what I will say?

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What?

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Like these there's a whole subreddit on Reddit dedicated to bad roommates.

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Oh, that checks out.

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I I spent a just a really like bad amount of time just in the trenches reading all the stories of bad roommates.

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And I truly think that like it no one's going to know who the fake is because the real stories are absurd.

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No.

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They're crazy.

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So that all being said, the other thing that I thought was fun and like feel free to

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chime in whenever you like whenever you guys want.

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It's like some of us just due to our life experience have had a lot of roommates.

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Like I had 10 in two years.

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Mission.

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Yep.

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Oh, that checks out.

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Whoa, where did you go?

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There's what's going on?

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I was gonna say I was like I think I've only had like four roommate or like three roommates.

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I'm like, oh, yeah, I did have 13 on my mission.

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And then, you know, I did summer sales.

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So I have like eight right there.

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Then, you know, I've had one here and then, you know, my dog and, you know, another dog.

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And, you know, so okay.

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I'm sure you've got one in crazy stories for us.

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Got a couple.

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We've definitely got some good ones.

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So I'm like, I'm excited.

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I'm excited to find out who has the fake for them.

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I really hope and pray that you guys guess it right at the end of the episode because how

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legit would that be if you got it right?

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Yeah, I've gotten one right.

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How many episodes have you done?

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25.

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Thank you, Isaiah.

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Okay, so I'm one for 25 as the biggest fan of Internet frenzy.

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Just lie about that number.

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For sure.

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Oh, wait.

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Oh!

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I think that is how it works.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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It is 25.

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You're right.

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This is 25.

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No.

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Wow.

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You're the 25th one.

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Yay!

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How come for Lord?

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We could not become you guys.

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You guys are the only ones.

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We did it, bro.

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We did it.

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We did not.

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Oh my god.

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I did dab someone up.

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It just gravitates during each other.

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Well, I have a pure bread.

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How come inside of me?

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So, I mean, technically it's mixed, right?

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I guess it's a mutt.

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I tainted it.

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I mean, you're just half the bloodline.

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My jeans.

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That's okay.

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I was half too.

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That's so sad.

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You're also half.

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You're a half.

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You're a half.

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But it's different because no, no, because think about it.

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My dad was, he's adopted.

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So like, it's different.

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It's different.

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It's different.

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And my mom's royalty on that side.

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So we're like, we're big.

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When we say we're the how-comes, we're the how-comes.

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Yo, here's the thing.

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If you want to get technical with it, you guys literally aren't.

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You guys literally aren't even how come blood.

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True.

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But guess what?

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True, because you're adopted.

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We're gunlatch.

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Yeah, we're gunlatch.

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Which one sounds better?

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Gunlatch is dope.

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That's pretty bad.

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Yeah, it's worst roommates of all time.

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So good.

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Listen, I have a primer story and a real story.

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So I'm going to go with two stories tonight and I'm sorry.

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Is one personal?

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Well, two Reddit stories and then maybe more personal,

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just depending on how the night goes.

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We'll see.

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This one comes from M.I. The Angel.

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Oh.

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Interesting.

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I'm scared.

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Full confession.

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I don't fully understand the sub.

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I don't.

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I don't understand it.

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But it was linked to another one.

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So this is how I found it.

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Am I overreacting?

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My roommate is taking photos of me.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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No.

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We'll see.

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We'll see how I feel.

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Give it a chance.

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Okay.

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Give it a chance.

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So I, 18M, have been with my roommate, 36F, let's call her H,

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for 11 years.

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She's an awesome roommate.

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Keeps both our areas clean, gets the groceries, is always friendly.

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Though she wakes me up when I'm sleeping sometimes.

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A few days ago, she left her phone unlocked on accident,

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and I found a ton of pictures of me.

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I went on her computer and found a folder called My Name,

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and it had 9,631 pictures and a couple videos of me sleeping.

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Yeah.

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Most of them from all angles.

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Oh.

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In my bed, on the couch, my desk chair, even the one time I fell asleep on the carpet in the middle of the living room.

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Why are you doing that?

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I've never wanted to force you.

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No.

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So I needless to say, I was really freaked out.

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I tried to confront her over this, but she told me I was being a silly boy,

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then got mad when she found out I accidentally changed her keyboard language to Arabic.

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No, I don't know how I did this either.

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She isn't letting me anywhere near the desk anymore,

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not even to sit in my very nice desk chair.

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She thinks taking these pictures is normal.

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She even kind of took a video of me complaining at her.

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But I'm kind of freaked out still.

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So Reddit, am I overreacting about my roommate's numerous photos and videos of me?

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No, fam.

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The first thing that I find is very weird.

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He's 18 and they've been roommates for 11 years.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Is that his mom?

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Edit number one, I am a cat.

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Oh my god.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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No.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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I was like, what?

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Cat is there in the first half.

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Wow.

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A plus poster because you got me good.

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That is pretty good.

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Oh my gosh.

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As soon as you said that, I was like, oh yeah, this story is fake.

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Okay.

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I mean, I don't know.

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That could be fake.

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I'm like cat.

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18 and 37, I'm like, okay, let's see if there's some really freaky stuff that's going on

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or like, you got some mommy issues here.

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You're abducted.

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Stockholm syndrome.

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Yeah.

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Saw this in my research and thought I have to say this one.

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That was great.

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We've never done a story like that where it's like something.

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Yeah, that's funny.

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Like it's actually a cat, you know?

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Oh my gosh.

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It was a cat the whole time.

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It's so good.

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36 year old.

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That's the only roommate.

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36 year old female and there's just 9,000 cat pictures.

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Like of course there is.

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Of course.

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She just wakes me up sometimes when I'm sleeping.

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Yes.

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My roommate used my vibrator without my knowledge.

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What do I do?

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That's so bad.

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I need more details.

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I hate it when that happens.

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I'm sorry for the long one, but I am absolutely dumbfounded.

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A little bit of backstory.

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I, 23F, have been married to my husband 23M for 4 and a half years now.

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We own our own place.

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My high school friend, let's call her Amy, 21F, recently moved in with us about a month ago due to bad living situations with her family.

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She has a toddler who is also my godson.

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She said she would be here for about a month.

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Amy is not independent at all and is still living out her immature streak or turn 21 streak.

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She doesn't buy her own groceries, laundry detergent, tampons, etc.

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She has been using my husband and I stuff, which in this economy has kind of been affecting us financially.

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I have tried to calmly bring it up, but I hate confrontation and I'm just a plain door mat.

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My husband and I have been arguing a lot lately due to this.

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Amy is barely home as she is usually out at bars, sleeping at, slashed with other guys, out with friends, or at her mother's house.

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My husband and I recently noticed that small items were moved around in our room.

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Our bedroom door has been left open.

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We always leave it closed for multiple reasons, most of us, which don't pertain to her specifically, mainly just safety reasons.

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Hygiene items are missing out of our bathroom and pretty much just the houses in disarray.

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We are clean people and like to keep our houses certain way.

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We understand having a kid makes that hard, so we are lenient in some things.

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So, my husband had a camera in the house.

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The camera was in for about four days.

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We noticed when she was home alone, she would go into our bedroom.

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However, we can't see exactly what she is doing due to the angle of the camera.

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I've brought up to her that our bedroom door has been left open and each time she responds,

268
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I don't know how, I didn't go into your room, or it was left open this morning.

269
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,800
So, I know she's lying straight to my face.

270
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,800
Now to the main point of the story.

271
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Today, my husband calls me and asks if I had her go into the room for any reason,

272
00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,800
and if I had asked for Amy to get something out of my nightstand.

273
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I said no.

274
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:46,800
Then he tells me to go check the camera I do, and it shows her going into the bedroom over to my nightstand and back out.

275
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,800
She was in and out very quickly.

276
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:52,800
Didn't look around, only cracked the door enough for her to fit through.

277
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Open the drawer, you can hear it clear as day on the camera, and it's a very unique sound since they are old solid oak nightstands with no sliders.

278
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Yeah.

279
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:06,800
And then she walked out with something under her shirt.

280
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,800
She knew exactly where she was going and what she was doing like she had done it before.

281
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,800
She also clearly knew it was wrong since she was trying to hide it.

282
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,800
I immediately got upset and assumed she stole the cash that I had in there,

283
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,800
but knew I'd have to wait to get home after work to check.

284
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,800
15 minutes later, my husband calls again and says, go look at the effing camera.

285
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,800
And what do I see?

286
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,800
Her rinsing my vibrator in the bathroom sink.

287
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,800
Not washing with soap, just a little rinse.

288
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,800
Sniffing it.

289
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,800
Oh!

290
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,800
Drying it with our hand towel.

291
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800
No.

292
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,800
Sniffing it again.

293
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,800
Hiding it under her shirt again.

294
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,800
And then she went back in the room to put it away.

295
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,800
She tried to smell herself or you.

296
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,800
Oh, please.

297
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,800
The camera stopped recording because she came out,

298
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,800
but we know she was in there for at least five times longer than when she grabbed it.

299
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,800
So we have no idea what else she was doing.

300
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,800
I am completely disgusted, astonished, violated, just no words.

301
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,800
And what can make it worse?

302
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,800
Just two days prior, she tested positive for a vaginal bacterial infection.

303
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,800
It was given two medications.

304
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,800
I have no idea.

305
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,800
I have no idea how many times she has done this since she has been living with us for a month,

306
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,800
and the camera was only in the house for a few days.

307
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,800
I am at a loss because I don't want her to be in the streets,

308
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,800
but she is 100% lost my trust forever.

309
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,800
Furthermore, she's jeopardized my health, my husband's health,

310
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,800
our relationship, and proven to be completely mentally immature.

311
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,800
I'm entirely sickened by the whole situation.

312
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:40,800
I don't know how I can't ever have a normal friendship with her again.

313
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,800
Maybe she, I think she's meant for the streets at this point.

314
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,800
Oh, yes, she's done.

315
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,800
That's too fishy.

316
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,800
Does that smell like me or OP?

317
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:10,800
But if she used soap, then girl would be like, why does it smell like dish soap?

318
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,800
But is she gonna smell it before she uses it?

319
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,800
She's not like, smells like Dawn, it's good to use.

320
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,800
Hopefully it just don't.

321
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,800
You know, it doesn't need to pass the smell check, right?

322
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,800
It just needs to be the place that you last left it.

323
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,800
It's gotta be charged.

324
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,800
Yeah, it's dead.

325
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,800
See, I just charged it. Why is it dead?

326
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,800
It's dead.

327
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,800
Someone used it.

328
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,800
Remember my Amy?

329
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,800
I smell the...

330
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,800
Amy, it smells like you.

331
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,800
I think it's where I'm at.

332
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,800
Would you kick her out?

333
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,800
Oh my gosh.

334
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,800
Especially the whatever she's got going on down there.

335
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,800
Yeah.

336
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,800
She's just...

337
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,800
That's just like...

338
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,800
She's sleeping around like who knows if any of those guys had an STD.

339
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,800
True.

340
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,800
Didn't that get your own vibrator?

341
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,800
Yeah, well she can't get her own groceries.

342
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,800
She's not gonna buy her own toys.

343
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,800
Priorities?

344
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,800
Yeah.

345
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,800
Oh, I would buy one for her if that was the case.

346
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,800
So I'm curious how much money she had.

347
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,800
Because if there's a bulge that big under her shirt,

348
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,800
I mean how much cash did she have?

349
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,800
Like, what? Help a pal out.

350
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,800
Say, hey, there you go.

351
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,800
Yeah.

352
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,800
Shit.

353
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:39,800
She literally was like, oh, she took my cash for sure.

354
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:45,800
I can tell suspect 18 inches long, 4 inches wide.

355
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,800
I'm measuring it.

356
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,800
My thing is...

357
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,800
I don't know.

358
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,800
It's just like, give it to her and buy a new one.

359
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,800
Yeah.

360
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,800
You're like, bro, you can have that and also get the F out of my house.

361
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,800
I never want to see that again.

362
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,800
You can give it.

363
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,800
I don't want to get that under the bridge with you.

364
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,800
You and your kid enjoy my vibrator.

365
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,800
Oh, wait a second.

366
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:17,800
What, just like no context, like criminal sentences?

367
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,800
They're like, you and your kid enjoy my vibrator.

368
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,800
No, no.

369
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,800
No.

370
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800
I'm so sorry.

371
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,800
Not like that.

372
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,800
Not like that.

373
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,800
Don't make it a headline.

374
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800
Do you guys want to hear the update?

375
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,800
Yes, I do.

376
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,800
Oh, wow. Yeah.

377
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,800
I think I have to.

378
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800
Okay.

379
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:46,800
Two days after posting, my husband and I discussed and waited for Amy to get home and asked her if she had anything she would like to tell us.

380
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800
She said, no.

381
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,800
We then told her there was a camera in the house and we saw her go into my nightstand.

382
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,800
She got silent.

383
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,800
So I asked what she was doing.

384
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,800
She took a while to respond and after some pushing, she said, this is awkward.

385
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,800
She then told me that she was curious as to what I use.

386
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,800
I asked her what she meant and she said, toys.

387
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,800
I asked her why she didn't just ask me as I'm a very open person.

388
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,800
She said she felt awkward.

389
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,800
I then asked her why she rinsed it and sniffed it.

390
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,800
She said, what'd you rinse and sniff?

391
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,800
I saw you sniff it, bitch.

392
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,800
She said, well, because I touched it.

393
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,800
I told her it doesn't make any sense why she would do any of that.

394
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,800
Why wash it after handling it and not before?

395
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,800
Why even go in my personal area in the first place?

396
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:37,800
We, of course, told her she had to move out because the trust is completely gone and I do not feel comfortable having her in our home anymore.

397
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,800
My husband was a champ.

398
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,800
Every time I started to shut down, he took the conversation over.

399
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:48,800
I got tested at Urgent Care and tested positive for the same infection she has and put on an antibiotic.

400
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:53,800
After days of asking for test results and if she had an HIV test done, I found out she hadn't.

401
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:58,800
She is physically not at our place anymore, but we are trying to arrange a time for her to come get all of our stuff.

402
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,800
There is still so much to the story.

403
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:07,800
My godson is mostly with his father now and Amy is back in with her mother, I believe.

404
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,800
There's two more updates.

405
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,800
Oh, I got it.

406
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:18,800
While arranging a time for her to come get her stuff, she made a comment that I interpreted as her admitting to actually using it, not just figuring out the brand.

407
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:25,800
My husband and I decided that we will no longer be able to keep it because this whole thing will always be in the back of our minds.

408
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:30,800
She came and got her stuff last night and I gave her the present and said, well, I can't use it anymore.

409
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,800
She might be fine with sharing toys, but I 100% am not.

410
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,800
Disgusting.

411
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,800
This is crazy.

412
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:44,800
According to the people I know, she has been saying that I kicked her out because I thought she was trying to sleep with my husband, which is another flat out lie.

413
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,800
Because it's very obvious to everyone around us, we have a very trusting relationship.

414
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,800
It told her I would go along with the story that it simply just didn't work out.

415
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,800
But if she makes us out to be the bad people, then I would be forced to tell people the truth.

416
00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,800
She has blocked on most things, still deciding if I should block her on everything now.

417
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:07,800
I guess that will depend on how my blood STDs test come back and if I need to pursue legal action update.

418
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,800
My blood test results came back.

419
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,800
No crap.

420
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,800
Negative for everything.

421
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,800
The only thing she gave me was the infection.

422
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:21,800
She went to my other friend and asked if she was talking shit, so she is definitely still invested and worried about what people think about her.

423
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:26,800
I'm not sure if she knows that I know the lie she has been telling, but I don't carry the weight and just want her and the drama out of my life.

424
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,800
I have blocked her on everything besides text messages in case something big comes up.

425
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,800
This will probably be the last update unless something goes very sideways.

426
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,800
Can you talk about bad roommate?

427
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,800
Yeah.

428
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800
Does it get any worse?

429
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,800
That is disgusting. Was she in love with her husband or her husband?

430
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,800
How are you using someone else's toy?

431
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,800
Neither. She is just getting off.

432
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,800
She is too cheap to...

433
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,800
It's gross about it too.

434
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,800
Some of us keep the Bible in our bedside table.

435
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,800
I'm just saying...

436
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,800
I don't know.

437
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,800
Y'all need Jesus.

438
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,800
Straight up.

439
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,800
Oh dear.

440
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800
That's pretty bad.

441
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:14,800
Can you imagine how you have to have some screws loose to be like, oh yeah, I'm just going to help myself.

442
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800
Yeah, this is okay.

443
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,800
Get comfortable here.

444
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,800
Make myself at home.

445
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,800
This is mine now.

446
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,800
What's mine is yours.

447
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,800
Yours is actually only mine.

448
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,800
Yeah.

449
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,800
Actually, my infection, it can be yours too.

450
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,800
You can have that. That's fine.

451
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,800
So she must have used it multiple times.

452
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,800
Yes, because I only had the camera for what?

453
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,800
For the...

454
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,800
Oh yeah, she's been doing that for a long time.

455
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,800
Rinse the sniffs with just water.

456
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,800
That's insane.

457
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,800
And then puts it back.

458
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,800
It was probably cold water too.

459
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,800
You can use some aquafina.

460
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,800
Not even aqua water.

461
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,800
What's the generic hand soap?

462
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,800
Just like anything?

463
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,800
That's really anything.

464
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,800
No, that's like dish soap. I'm saying like literally like...

465
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,800
The soft soap?

466
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800
Soft soap. Thank you.

467
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,800
It's got the dolphin on the bottle. Like just give me something.

468
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,800
Rub it on a bar of soap?

469
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,800
Yeah.

470
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,800
Some ivory. Just a bar of soap. Just anything.

471
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,800
Irish spring?

472
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800
I love Irish spring.

473
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,800
I was just about to say, oh yo yo yo yo, pump the brakes.

474
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,800
That's in my shower right now.

475
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,800
Irish spring is the best. I love Irish spring.

476
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,800
It's lavender scented and it's five in one.

477
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,800
Okay, lavender? I can do the lavender. I don't...

478
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800
What five?

479
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,800
Wait, what do you need in it?

480
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800
Every single thing.

481
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,800
Hard dog.

482
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,800
Hard bag.

483
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,800
Yeah, it's like you can use it to wash your hair or wash your car.

484
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,800
Industrial.

485
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,800
And two different vibranas.

486
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,800
But go in this case.

487
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,800
It would clean the vibrator.

488
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,800
Yeah, she didn't need to. I mean, you don't need that.

489
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,800
Well, and what's weird is like there were so many other hygiene products.

490
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,800
She had been in their room like a lot.

491
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,800
She had everything.

492
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,800
Everything. Like who knows what she probably sniffed the husband's boxers.

493
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,800
Probably did some weird stuff.

494
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,800
What was mine?

495
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,800
One of the butt plugs.

496
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,800
Don't talk about that.

497
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,800
Dang it.

498
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,800
Wow, she's fired.

499
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,800
Yeah.

500
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,800
That was good, guys. That was good.

501
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,800
You guys both just...

502
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,800
Boo!

503
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,800
Boo!

504
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:35,800
Am I the asshole for throwing out my roommate's cat because she wouldn't pay to replace my designer couch?

505
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,800
Okay.

506
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:43,800
I, 26, female, live with my roommate Emily, 24, F, who moved in about a year ago.

507
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,800
She has a cat named Twinkle that she absolutely adores.

508
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:53,800
I'm not a huge animal person, but I figured it wouldn't be a big deal as long as the cat stayed out of my things.

509
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,800
She assured me Twinkle was well-behaved and wouldn't cause any issues.

510
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,800
For the first few months, things were fine.

511
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:02,800
Twinkle mostly stayed in her room, and I didn't really care what they got up to.

512
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,800
But then, Twinkle started wandering into the living room,

513
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,800
jumping on my furniture and scratching at my expensive stuff.

514
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,800
I own a $6,000 designer couch.

515
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,800
It's cream-colored and velvet.

516
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,800
And I explicit...

517
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,800
Explos...

518
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,800
You were literally saying it right.

519
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,800
Explosality?

520
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,800
Explosality.

521
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,800
And I...

522
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,800
We didn't get to the second half of the live.

523
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,800
Sorry, I just bumped into some...

524
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,800
You said it correctly.

525
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,800
You got on that list explicitly.

526
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,800
Explicitly told Emily that Twinkle wasn't allowed on it.

527
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:42,800
Well, a couple of weeks ago, I came home to find claw marks all over the armrest of my couch and a giant stain.

528
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,800
I was livid.

529
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,800
I immediately texted Emily who apologized and said she'd try to clean it up.

530
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,800
But the damage was already done, the scratches were permanent, and the stain wouldn't come out.

531
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,800
I told Emily she needed to pay to replace the couch.

532
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,800
She said she couldn't afford it, which honestly isn't my problem.

533
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,800
I suggested she uses her savings, get a loan, or sell some of her stuff.

534
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,800
But she refused instead I was being unreasonable.

535
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:11,800
She offered to cover the cleaning costs, but that wouldn't fix the scratches or restore the couch to its original condition.

536
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,800
After a week of her refusing to take responsibility, I decided I have enough.

537
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,800
I told her that if she wasn't going to pay for the damage, then Twinkle couldn't stay here anymore.

538
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,800
Emily thought I was bluffing, but I wasn't.

539
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:27,800
While she was at work, I packed up Twinkle's things and took her to a no-kill shelter nearby.

540
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:32,800
When Emily came home and couldn't find Twinkle, she freaked out.

541
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:40,800
I calmly explained that I had given her plenty of chances to make things right, and that her refusal to pay for the couch left me with no choice.

542
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:46,800
She screamed at me and called me a monster, and went to the shelter immediately to get Twinkle back.

543
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,800
She did get Twinkle by the way.

544
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:59,800
But now she's moving out at the end of the month, but she's been telling everyone at work and in our friend group that I stole her cat.

545
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:05,800
A few people are on my side and agree that she should have paid for the damage, but most think I went too far.

546
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:13,800
Emily's been crying nonstop, saying Twinkle is her emotional support, but I honestly think she's just using the cat to manipulate people.

547
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:20,800
So am I last fall for rehoming my roommate's cat because she refused to pay for my couch?

548
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,800
Yes, 100%.

549
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,800
I feel like...

550
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,800
Are you the hot take cat?

551
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,800
Are you kidding me?

552
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,800
He's like, no.

553
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,800
If she has a designer couch, why does she have a roommate?

554
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,800
Yeah.

555
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,800
6,000 isn't that much. That's like normal nowadays.

556
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,800
Yeah.

557
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,800
So what's her name?

558
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,800
What?

559
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,800
6,000?

560
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,800
We are on a $900 sectional.

561
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,800
Like, yeah, like for me...

562
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,800
Okay, yeah, you're right.

563
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,800
I forgot.

564
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:58,800
I show good, it's like if you have a roommate, you set ground rules, you set boundaries, and if they don't follow through with that, like...

565
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,800
Right.

566
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:09,800
They need to take responsibility for it, and like, your actions have consequences, and if you're a dumb cat, like, doesn't mind its own business, like...

567
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,800
Because you can just control an animal like that.

568
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,800
Totally.

569
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:20,800
If it's an emotional support cat, get the training that it needs, lock it up, chain it, whatever you need to do.

570
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,800
You want to put it in jail too?

571
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,800
Yeah.

572
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,800
Basically jail.

573
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,800
Basically.

574
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,800
The shelter.

575
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,800
Yeah.

576
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800
I mean...

577
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:36,800
I think the best thing would have been you have a week to get out, if you're not going to pay for stuff, then you need to leave.

578
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:42,800
But that does leave her in a hard spot, because then it's a cat that'll hurry and find a new roommate, so I can split rounds.

579
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,800
I don't think she cares.

580
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800
Sell your cat, your couch.

581
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800
Well, you can't if it's damaged like that.

582
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,800
I mean, I guess.

583
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,800
I mean, can't they restore scratches and...

584
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,800
Yeah, but she, but the roommate offered to pay for it.

585
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,800
What?

586
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,800
The cleaning.

587
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,800
Yeah, this is a cream couch that's corduroy.

588
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,800
So like these scratches...

589
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,800
She said velvet.

590
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,800
Or a...

591
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,800
Come on, Joe.

592
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:05,800
Okay, velvet.

593
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,800
I think velvet makes a difference.

594
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,800
Cream velvet.

595
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,800
Yeah, worse.

596
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,800
Yeah, that like...

597
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,800
So do you want to put the cat down?

598
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,800
Listen, here's the thing.

599
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,800
For a rental agreement, this is why all of the things in there about pets are so important.

600
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,800
Like this is exactly why that stuff is in there.

601
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,800
Yeah, I know.

602
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,800
If you're bringing somebody in with a pet, they have to pay a pet deposit, they have to pay a pet rent, and do that.

603
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800
They have to pay pet rent and do all the things.

604
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:33,800
But then they also are signing that they are taking responsibility for anything that their animal does.

605
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,800
Yeah.

606
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:41,800
So like without that, as far as like who's the asshole and what's like definitive, like you have no protection.

607
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,800
So if you're just in an agreement of like, why are you smirking?

608
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,800
This is Joe in this story.

609
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,800
When Joe lived with his brother after his mission.

610
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,800
He got a dog and this dog was a terror.

611
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,800
Her name was Shony.

612
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:04,800
And Shony destroyed his brother's couch.

613
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,800
He lived with his brother.

614
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,800
Guess what?

615
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,800
Destroyed it, but bit a hole in it and he did not pay nothing.

616
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,800
It was a hand-me-down couch.

617
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,800
My brother didn't buy the couch, he received it for free from my mom.

618
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:21,800
Now, like I felt horrible about it and I couldn't pay to replace the couch.

619
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,800
So yes, I have been this person, but guess what?

620
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,800
I gave the dog away to a nice family in Phoenix on Craigslist.

621
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,800
I mean, it's a little different.

622
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,800
But here's the thing.

623
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,800
It's different because it's, I wasn't just a random roommate.

624
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,800
Like it was my brother.

625
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,800
And like he was very much a dog guy.

626
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,800
He has like he had a dog too.

627
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,800
Like we love animals and like.

628
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800
But that does suck for your brother.

629
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Like that sucks.

630
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:50,800
Like I know what it's like to have something that's nice that gets damaged or ruined.

631
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,800
Like you can't replace like that.

632
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,800
So it's not so much the item itself.

633
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,800
Yeah.

634
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,800
Like it's more about the item, not really the cost.

635
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,800
Yeah.

636
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,800
Like for me.

637
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,800
And so if you have rules that say.

638
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,800
Well, those were I'm talking about.

639
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,800
So like the story that I'm thinking of, what's that?

640
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,800
Is it the car?

641
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,800
No.

642
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,800
So my, my, my dad made me a wallet, a leather wallet.

643
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Oh, that's cool.

644
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,800
And it posy got it and chewed it up, chewed up all my credit cards.

645
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,800
I chased her all around the backyard.

646
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:32,800
And our friends came over and they were like, we hear swearing and yelling from the backyard.

647
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,800
Is everything okay?

648
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,800
Yeah.

649
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Like, hey, come in, don't worry about it.

650
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:42,800
And we just watched Dallas and the dog circles for like 10 minutes around just swearing.

651
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,800
Pocket people.

652
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,800
It's just a little muscular dog.

653
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,800
Oh, you will never catch that dog.

654
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,800
No, no.

655
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:52,800
And like, all this cash, like the leather wallet, like it was so.

656
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:58,800
I had that wallet for probably 10 years, 15 years and like, yeah, can we make a new one?

657
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,800
Yes.

658
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,800
Of course we can make a new one.

659
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,800
That's not that big of a deal.

660
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,800
Like luckily my dad's still around and all of that, but it's the idea that he took the

661
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:14,300
effort, the energy that was a gift that he made and gave to me like, and that's my own

662
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:18,300
dog that I love more than anything and I wanted to kill her that.

663
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:20,300
You took her to the no kill.

664
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:24,300
You took her to the youth and I was in a day shelter.

665
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:28,300
I took her back to the shelter we got her from.

666
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,300
You can have her.

667
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:36,800
Like, like I've had her chew up my shoes and something like I get pissed because it's like

668
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800
that's my stuff.

669
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,360
So like I, I can totally agree with that.

670
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:45,740
Now take into a shelter that's a little extreme, but like if you're not taking responsibility

671
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,560
for it, like how are you going to learn?

672
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,560
Like, sorry.

673
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,360
Yeah, like your cat's out of here.

674
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,360
You're done.

675
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,360
To the shelter.

676
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,160
Yeah, that is, that's a bold freaking move.

677
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,360
But then that's taking like her property.

678
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,360
Yeah.

679
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,520
I mean, I guess you destroyed your property.

680
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,800
I mean, but in your shared living space that she pays rent in.

681
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,800
Yeah.

682
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,080
And like you didn't, what if you guys split the couch?

683
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,960
What if you didn't have your own $6,000 couch in there?

684
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,960
There's things.

685
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,960
I just, yeah.

686
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:19,480
Well, the thing about it, though, is like people that have stuff like that have it because

687
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,960
they're into that stuff, like shoes.

688
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,520
Like that's like, that's something that people want.

689
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,680
Like the super expensive shoes that are like collectible.

690
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,680
It's not that you're rich.

691
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,440
It's like, I decide to splurge in this.

692
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,440
Yeah.

693
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:37,120
It's like a collectible item that you could potentially in the future resell for a lot

694
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,880
of money if you keep it in good shape.

695
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,880
Yeah.

696
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,880
Probably not a couch.

697
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,200
Couch is like as bad of an investment as cars.

698
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,200
Yeah.

699
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,600
But I'm saying like, yeah, it's just like the fact that, you know, I have a designer

700
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,600
couch.

701
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,600
Yeah.

702
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,600
Like you just, that's like a flex that people love to have.

703
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,720
I would love to have a nice couch.

704
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:59,120
One day, one day in and out frenzy, we'll see us on a solid $6,000 couch.

705
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,120
Probably more honestly.

706
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:05,360
I'm going to have my dog come over and test it out if that's okay with, no, my dog.

707
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,240
I'm going to bring my dog over to test out your designer couch when you get it.

708
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,240
Oh yeah.

709
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,240
And pink and white.

710
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,240
We'll hang out too.

711
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,240
Yeah.

712
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,240
I think that's a good idea.

713
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,680
I'll probably wait until my dogs are dead to get a nice couch.

714
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,680
Yeah.

715
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,680
Probably a good idea.

716
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,680
Yeah.

717
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,680
Too soon.

718
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,680
Oh, did your dog die?

719
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,680
No.

720
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Oh, shit.

721
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:31,680
I literally, I was going to be like, I'm not ready to cry right now with Posi.

722
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,160
Are you freaking kidding me?

723
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,920
No, she's alive and well.

724
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,920
She's pancakes and woods Posi.

725
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,920
Oh my gosh.

726
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,920
Wow.

727
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920
Wow.

728
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,920
Cool.

729
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,920
Yeah.

730
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,920
Good.

731
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:44,920
She's probably eating her shoes right now.

732
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,560
I miss that little Poyo.

733
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,560
I know.

734
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,560
We need to go over there and see her.

735
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,560
She would love to lick you.

736
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,560
She's cute.

737
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,560
She's a licker.

738
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,560
She's a licker.

739
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,560
Hot later.

740
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,560
She could lick me.

741
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,440
She could lick all sorts of things.

742
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,440
She lick that viweter clean.

743
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,440
No.

744
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:04,040
What if she's just like, am I the asshole for being angry that my roommate was sleeping

745
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:08,200
under my bed for months without telling me?

746
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,200
Oh.

747
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,800
Dude, roommates are weird.

748
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,800
Yeah.

749
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,440
Where are these people come from?

750
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:20,720
I, 24 male, have lived with my roommate Carl, 24 male, for two years.

751
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,720
Two boys.

752
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,720
Two boys.

753
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,000
A few months into rooming with him, he told me he was pansexual.

754
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,440
I said, okay, cool.

755
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,360
I'm not interested in that personal information, nor am I judgmental.

756
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,560
I said, all right.

757
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,960
A few times over the last year, he has asked me if I have ever considered experimenting

758
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,200
with other men.

759
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,400
I said, nope.

760
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,920
Also, I said I didn't feel comfortable with him asking such a personal question.

761
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,920
It's not like we are close friends and we are only roommates by happenstance, basically.

762
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,120
Anyway, every time I said this, he basically said, we'll see.

763
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,120
I was like, what?

764
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,120
They don't take no for no.

765
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,120
We'll see.

766
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,120
We'll see about that when you see me under your bed.

767
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,120
Anyways, last night I had a horrifying experience.

768
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,880
I heard a noise under my bed.

769
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,040
It was movement.

770
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,720
At first, I thought I was imagining things, but then I heard it again.

771
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,760
I thought, oh my gosh, is it a mouse or a rat or some shit?

772
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,760
My...

773
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,760
Or some shit.

774
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,760
Or some shit.

775
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,840
It's dog shit under my movement.

776
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:29,160
This was like 3 AM, so I got out of bed and looked under with my phone flashlight.

777
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,800
I would never be so brave.

778
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,400
I would just be like, I don't know what I'd do.

779
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:40,600
I would stand on my bed and jump across the room and run away.

780
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,600
I would just stop and look at the picture.

781
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,600
He's like, literally, he would.

782
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,600
He's like, you look.

783
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,600
You look.

784
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,600
I can't look.

785
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,600
You look.

786
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,600
Isaiah woke me up from a dead sleep to kill a cricket.

787
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,600
And the bad thing, I was dead asleep.

788
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,600
And he's like, I need you to kill this cricket.

789
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,600
I'm like, are you for real?

790
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,600
I hate bugs.

791
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,600
Hates bugs.

792
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,000
Like, that is my thing.

793
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
I hate bugs.

794
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
High five.

795
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Thank you.

796
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
You look like bugs.

797
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Noelle is the man of the house when it comes to bugs.

798
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
We have to move out of our house because there are bugs.

799
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,500
I will kill crickets.

800
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,500
I hate bugs.

801
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,500
Oh, I'm so pissed.

802
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,000
I knew so much about you.

803
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Oh, if we get cockroaches or spiders, Noelle is the man of the house and we'll kill him.

804
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Or the problems.

805
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Listen, you negated it.

806
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
We did.

807
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
We had to move out.

808
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000
We fumigated the house and moved out for three days.

809
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,600
It was like two months ago.

810
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,720
Three cockroaches.

811
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:42,320
Two months ago, Noelle had a plant by our kitchen sink and I saw something moving.

812
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,320
I'm like, what is that?

813
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,800
And I looked and I couldn't see.

814
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,800
There was a big old fat cockroach.

815
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,800
It was like two inches long.

816
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,800
I scared like shit.

817
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,800
She's like, what?

818
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,200
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.

819
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,200
And like almost in tears.

820
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:03,320
I'm like, I'm in our master bedroom, which is all the way on the other side of the house.

821
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,800
She grabs it, takes outside, throws it.

822
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800
You grab your bare hands.

823
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,800
Shut the...

824
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,800
I'm telling you.

825
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,560
Somebody's got to be the man of the house, you guys.

826
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,560
You are a savage.

827
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,560
You grabbed it with your hands.

828
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,560
Not the cockroach.

829
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,560
The plant.

830
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,560
Oh, no.

831
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,560
She grabbed the cock in her hand.

832
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,560
You grabbed that freaking cockroach?

833
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,560
He took him out.

834
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,560
He's like, this thing.

835
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,560
It starts not on she, not to my guy.

836
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,560
And it just crinkles.

837
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,560
Yeah, literally like...

838
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,560
Sorry, bro.

839
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,560
This is very off topic.

840
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,560
You're cozy.

841
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,560
You're cozy.

842
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,560
You're ripping its wings off.

843
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,560
Like...

844
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,560
Not in my house.

845
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560
In my house.

846
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,560
Yeah.

847
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,560
And it looks shit in the eye.

848
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,560
The thing would start hissing at you and like, oh no.

849
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,560
There's a...

850
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,560
Look at me.

851
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,560
Look at me.

852
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,560
From the devil.

853
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,560
You're literally...

854
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,560
Were you lying in the bathroom?

855
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,560
Yeah.

856
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,560
The cockroach was in your role under the cock.

857
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,560
Absolutely.

858
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,560
You're a beast.

859
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,560
Wow.

860
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,560
I love my husband.

861
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,920
I would 100% say Noelle is the man of the house when it comes to bugs.

862
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,560
I could never.

863
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,060
Jugs literally is like, take notes.

864
00:36:08,060 --> 00:36:09,060
No, I cannot.

865
00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:10,060
I will never be Noelle.

866
00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:11,060
Okay, I'm sorry.

867
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:12,060
No, I'm saying...

868
00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:13,060
Intruders?

869
00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:14,060
Intruders?

870
00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:15,060
I will take care of...

871
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:16,060
You do kill the bugs.

872
00:36:16,060 --> 00:36:17,060
Okay, okay.

873
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:18,060
He kills the bugs.

874
00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:19,060
He's the man of the house.

875
00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:20,060
Yeah.

876
00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:22,060
Intruders, I will take care of the intruders.

877
00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:25,560
So I got out of bed and looked under my phone with the flashlight.

878
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,060
Now, this is where the most startling moment of my life.

879
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:35,060
I guess I am lucky because I've never before this moment felt true terror and fear as a

880
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:36,060
physical sensation.

881
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,060
Whoa.

882
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:38,060
He's just...

883
00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,060
Oh!

884
00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,060
Oh my...

885
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:47,060
But as I was completely jolted, there under my bed was my roommate staring wide-eyed at

886
00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:52,060
me and he screeched, which adds up so much.

887
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:53,060
Screech.

888
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:54,060
Screech is like...

889
00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:55,060
Yeah!

890
00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:56,060
Help me!

891
00:36:56,060 --> 00:36:57,060
Oh!

892
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,060
Oh, wow.

893
00:36:58,060 --> 00:36:59,060
What are you doing here?

894
00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:00,060
What are you doing?

895
00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:04,060
Why are you on top of my bed?

896
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,060
When I...

897
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:07,460
And he screeched when I looked under the bed.

898
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:11,060
I literally thought I was having a heart attack.

899
00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:14,860
Then I then started hearing, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

900
00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:19,540
My roommate crawled out from under the bed crying and apologizing over and over.

901
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:25,620
I was so creeped out and afraid that he...and afraid that I ran out of the apartment in

902
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:26,620
my pajamas.

903
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,860
He probably has no shoes on.

904
00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:34,460
There was a Dunkin' Donut that was 24-7 a few blocks away, so I sat there with a decaf

905
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:38,860
and a breakfast sandwich with my heart thundering away.

906
00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:40,860
How do you have an appetite at that point?

907
00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:42,860
He's just shoeless in his pajamas.

908
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:44,860
He's just dunkin' donuts at 3AM.

909
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:46,860
He's just decaf coffee and a sausage with muffin.

910
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:49,860
Just staring into the ether of like...

911
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:52,860
He was like, wow, you got it bad, dude.

912
00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:53,860
I know.

913
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:56,860
Reminds me of that meme first time.

914
00:37:56,860 --> 00:38:01,860
He was sitting there in the Dunkin' Donuts like, this is normal midnight activities for

915
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:02,860
us.

916
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:04,860
My roommate kept texting me, asking me to talk.

917
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:05,860
I ignored it.

918
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,700
In the text, he found a way to horrify me even further.

919
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,380
In the text, he found a way to horrify me even further.

920
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:15,900
He confessed he had been sleeping under my bed a few nights a week for three or four

921
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:22,660
months and that he was doing it to get closer to me and physically saturate each other.

922
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:24,660
What the hell does that mean?

923
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:26,660
I literally don't know.

924
00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:28,660
Physically saturate each other.

925
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,660
Have you ever physically saturated some of the work?

926
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:33,460
Yeah, it's awesome.

927
00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:36,380
You just lay under their bed for hours.

928
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,380
And you just smile.

929
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:38,380
Yeah, it's just for saturation.

930
00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:39,380
They're dead skin.

931
00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:42,380
They're dead skin is just falling off you.

932
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:43,380
Yeah, silly.

933
00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:45,380
He's like, wait.

934
00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:49,860
I waited for him to go to work and I ran into the apartment, got my essentials and left.

935
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:51,660
I am currently crashing with a buddy.

936
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:52,900
Our lease is up in one month.

937
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:55,100
My intention is to simply not renew.

938
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:58,820
This dude is blowing up my phone and I'm getting texts from other people, some friends

939
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:01,580
of mine and some bozos who are friends with him.

940
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:05,900
He is going around telling people I shamed him and I am rejecting his apologies.

941
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:09,780
Some people are claiming I overreacted and invalidated his feelings.

942
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,260
Most people agree he was improper.

943
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:16,540
That is not even scratch the surface of what that was.

944
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:17,540
It's a treat.

945
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:18,540
That's frowned upon.

946
00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:19,540
I look like a popper.

947
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:24,540
I mean, that's like serial killer stalker type of.

948
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:26,540
All the red flags.

949
00:39:26,540 --> 00:39:28,540
Getting ready to kill him.

950
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:30,540
It's like a snake sizing up.

951
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:31,540
Yes, exactly.

952
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:32,540
That's what it is.

953
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,540
He's the python.

954
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,540
Getting ready to just slither up into him.

955
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,540
And in him.

956
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,540
Oh no.

957
00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:46,660
But I think most people agree with me it was improper, but think I should work it out with

958
00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:51,660
him and give a second chance because he's sensitive.

959
00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:57,140
I feel like I am losing my mind and I'm seriously 20% convinced I'm experiencing a long lucid

960
00:39:57,140 --> 00:40:01,900
dream of some sort and wondering if I'm going to wake up or in the middle of a coma or something

961
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,660
because this is so insane to me.

962
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:09,140
Like literally maybe like not really, but maybe really.

963
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:16,500
I mean what the f so am I the asshole or is everyone around me f'ing nut?

964
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:20,420
I can't believe who is supporting the bed sleeper.

965
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:25,100
Like literally I.

966
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:31,700
All things aside, like whether that's a roomie or like a sibling or a family member, that's

967
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:32,700
just weird.

968
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,700
Even the spouse.

969
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,700
Yeah, I don't know.

970
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,340
You would be so freaked out.

971
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:41,220
You won't go without it.

972
00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:43,220
In your flashlight.

973
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:44,220
Yeah.

974
00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:45,220
Why did I?

975
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:46,220
Who's smashing that bug?

976
00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:49,220
Who are you going to call that just put that one out?

977
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:50,220
No.

978
00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:51,220
No.

979
00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:52,220
I'm sorry.

980
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,220
I'm sorry.

981
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:54,220
I'm sorry.

982
00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:55,220
I'm sorry.

983
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,220
I'm sorry.

984
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,220
I'm sorry.

985
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,220
I'm sorry.

986
00:40:58,220 --> 00:40:59,220
I'm sorry.

987
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:00,220
I'm sorry.

988
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,220
I'm sorry.

989
00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:02,220
I'm sorry.

990
00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:03,220
I'm sorry.

991
00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:04,220
We'll see.

992
00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:05,620
Yeah, that was threatening.

993
00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:06,820
That was threatening.

994
00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:08,580
And love with him from the beginning.

995
00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:12,120
That was serial killer being.

996
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,120
Yes.

997
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,120
Yeah.

998
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,120
Cut him off.

999
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,620
I'm like shook and now I'm going to check my bed before I go to bed tonight.

1000
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:19,620
No you won't.

1001
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:22,060
Because I have so many people upset with me.

1002
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,560
Yeah I'll be up.

1003
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,780
I'm grateful that our bed literally allows this much room underneath.

1004
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,940
I love that about our bed.

1005
00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:34,820
We just have the mattress, we have the box frame,

1006
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:36,140
so there's no way.

1007
00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:38,700
We have like a small frame that sits on the ground.

1008
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,700
No, it's just a box frame.

1009
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:41,540
Okay.

1010
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,820
I've tried putting my fingers under there to be like,

1011
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:46,220
bugs, no, there's nothing there.

1012
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:47,060
There's nothing there.

1013
00:41:47,060 --> 00:41:47,900
Bugs, killers?

1014
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:48,740
Yeah.

1015
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,140
There's nothing under there.

1016
00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:54,940
I would love to see you just grab a fat cockroach

1017
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,820
and look in the camera and just,

1018
00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:57,660
ugh.

1019
00:41:57,660 --> 00:41:58,500
Ugh.

1020
00:41:58,500 --> 00:41:59,340
In my camera?

1021
00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:00,180
Yeah.

1022
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:01,020
Would you get?

1023
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:01,860
Thousands.

1024
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:03,020
Would you kiss her ever again?

1025
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,860
Never.

1026
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:04,700
No.

1027
00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:05,540
No.

1028
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:07,900
That would probably be the end of it.

1029
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,300
Because I would not be able to look at her the same.

1030
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:11,980
It'd be like, you were a savage.

1031
00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:13,660
You can eat a cockroach.

1032
00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:15,660
There's people that eat them all the time.

1033
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:17,460
Yeah, bear girls.

1034
00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:18,540
Bear girls?

1035
00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:19,540
Bear girls.

1036
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:20,780
Bear girls.

1037
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:22,300
Yeah, that makes more sense.

1038
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:23,140
Do you know who that is?

1039
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:23,980
No.

1040
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:24,820
Ah!

1041
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:25,660
Ah!

1042
00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:26,500
Ah!

1043
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,500
Oh, let me!

1044
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,580
Let me.

1045
00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:30,380
Oh, my God!

1046
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,740
That is so funny!

1047
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:32,740
Bear girls!

1048
00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:33,580
Oh, yeah.

1049
00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:34,420
You didn't say bear girls.

1050
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:35,260
You said bear girls.

1051
00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:36,100
Okay, yeah.

1052
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,940
I've seen bear girls, though.

1053
00:42:38,940 --> 00:42:40,260
Have you guys seen bear girls?

1054
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,740
Oh, yes.

1055
00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:42,580
Just one.

1056
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:44,180
Great.

1057
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:45,020
No.

1058
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:45,860
Yeah, just.

1059
00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:46,700
You're lying.

1060
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,300
Bear girls, he's real.

1061
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,820
Bear girls, not real.

1062
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,660
Bear girls?

1063
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:51,500
Anyone believe me?

1064
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,340
Raise your hand.

1065
00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:53,180
No.

1066
00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:54,020
Yeah.

1067
00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:55,260
Yeah.

1068
00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:56,100
You're correct.

1069
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:56,940
I'm the fake on that.

1070
00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:57,780
Yes.

1071
00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:00,060
You guys are good.

1072
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:01,060
You guys are good.

1073
00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:02,780
How do you guys feel about our stories now

1074
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,460
that you've heard all of them?

1075
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,380
Yeah, who's the fake?

1076
00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:08,700
Am I the asshole for sleeping with my roommate

1077
00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:11,260
in exchange for her not paying rent?

1078
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:13,220
Oh.

1079
00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,540
I do it every month.

1080
00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:15,380
I'm not lying.

1081
00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:16,220
I guess.

1082
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:18,940
I was like, story of my life.

1083
00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:20,060
Sorry for the throwaway.

1084
00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:22,700
I'm a bit in a situation where I believe I'm not the a-hole,

1085
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:24,180
but my sister's saying I am.

1086
00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:27,700
And it's getting to me and also affecting our relationship.

1087
00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:28,740
This is not a porno.

1088
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,220
Just in bullshit situation, I'm stuck in.

1089
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:32,740
If you don't believe me, that's fine.

1090
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:35,060
I'm living this shit at the moment.

1091
00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:37,260
So OP's fired up.

1092
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:41,420
I'm 23M and had up until two months ago a roommate, 23F.

1093
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:45,060
Long story short, I spotted her rent last year in June

1094
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:46,100
because she couldn't pay it.

1095
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:47,380
She lost her job.

1096
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,380
I didn't mind as we have lived together for two years.

1097
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:51,660
Up until that point, she's never been late before.

1098
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:54,220
And due to my job, I make a very comfortable living.

1099
00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:56,340
So spotting her rent wasn't an issue.

1100
00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,340
Yeah, I'm that guy.

1101
00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:59,980
We lived together since college, but nothing happened

1102
00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:01,460
between us before.

1103
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:04,020
In July, she got a new job, but her salary was reduced

1104
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:04,820
by almost half.

1105
00:44:04,820 --> 00:44:07,820
So she couldn't afford to keep paying rent $5.50 a month.

1106
00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:11,500
So we were at $5.50 a month for rent and she can't afford it.

1107
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,180
That's great.

1108
00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:13,980
Like what do you make for a living?

1109
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:15,180
I can't even.

1110
00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:15,580
Right.

1111
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:18,540
Anyway, I have to stress this.

1112
00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:21,700
I didn't come up with this or suggest the agreement.

1113
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:22,540
Jade came to me.

1114
00:44:22,540 --> 00:44:23,300
Her name's Jade.

1115
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:24,460
Of course it is.

1116
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:26,420
Freaking stripper.

1117
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:28,780
Jade came to me around the 5th of July,

1118
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:31,580
if I remember correctly.

1119
00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:32,180
Significant.

1120
00:44:32,180 --> 00:44:33,420
I don't know why.

1121
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:36,500
It was after Independence Day.

1122
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,900
And if I remember correctly and suggested

1123
00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:42,900
that she paid me back what she owed me with sex, if possible,

1124
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,300
that I could cover her rent until she got a better job,

1125
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,820
she will pay that back with sex as well.

1126
00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:51,940
Her idea.

1127
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:52,940
Her idea.

1128
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,220
OK?

1129
00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,620
It's better that it's her idea not his though.

1130
00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:58,500
Of course.

1131
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,260
Do we know if it's really?

1132
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:01,180
This is the state.

1133
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:02,260
If he got fillers first.

1134
00:45:02,260 --> 00:45:05,580
Yeah, I was like, yeah, I mean, I wouldn't hate it if we

1135
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:07,740
paid for rent.

1136
00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:10,860
She's like, hey, I have this idea.

1137
00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:11,980
I'm broke.

1138
00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:12,500
Yeah.

1139
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,140
Do you want a date?

1140
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:14,100
This always has to be the guy's idea though.

1141
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:17,020
Man, it's been a couple months since I've been on a date.

1142
00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:19,460
Hey, we actually, we know the real world is,

1143
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:22,300
is that it probably often was her idea and the guy.

1144
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:24,180
Way more sexual than men, okay.

1145
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,220
And guess what? There's more story.

1146
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:26,980
We're more subtle.

1147
00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:28,660
I'm listening.

1148
00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:29,220
Let's go.

1149
00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:29,820
I'm ready.

1150
00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:30,820
All right.

1151
00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:33,780
Those are the exact words she used.

1152
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:36,420
It took me a couple of minutes and I'm not going to lie.

1153
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:37,540
I did find her attractive.

1154
00:45:37,540 --> 00:45:39,780
And to be honest, I've been feeling lonely for a couple

1155
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:41,620
of months as I couldn't go out.

1156
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:43,300
Due to work.

1157
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:43,980
Due to work.

1158
00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:44,980
Story.

1159
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:48,300
Dude, that was way too good.

1160
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:49,980
Sorry, dude.

1161
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:52,420
What was the username on the other one?

1162
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,860
Never heard of it.

1163
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:56,780
As I couldn't go out due to work,

1164
00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:58,860
keeping me busy and being tired all the time.

1165
00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:00,020
So I agreed.

1166
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:01,420
I initially thought she was joking,

1167
00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:04,460
but when I said yes, she jumped me.

1168
00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:06,860
It was fun and we screwed like a rabbit.

1169
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:11,940
Whenever she wanted sex or I wanted, we would go at it.

1170
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:14,020
This arrangement went on up until two months ago

1171
00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:17,060
because she had to move to another state for a job offer.

1172
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:19,500
We even said goodbye with sex.

1173
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:20,300
Of course.

1174
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:21,220
Wow.

1175
00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:23,180
Now the whole family was over at my parents' house

1176
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,820
this last weekend for dinner as we do every three months

1177
00:46:25,820 --> 00:46:26,940
just to catch up.

1178
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:29,300
My brother, 26M, told me he ran into Jade

1179
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,140
and thought she was cute.

1180
00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:32,940
Now me and my brothers have an agreement.

1181
00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:35,460
If one of us had slept with the girl or dated a girl,

1182
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,820
we would be totally honest and tell each other

1183
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:40,260
to avoid any issues or awkwardness in the future.

1184
00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:41,260
Smart.

1185
00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:44,260
Nothing like details, just in heads up, basically.

1186
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,300
I told my brother that I've slept with Jade.

1187
00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:49,460
He did ask if we were in a relationship and I told him,

1188
00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:51,820
no, just casual sex for a few months in exchange

1189
00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:53,580
for me paying her rent.

1190
00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:55,420
But we are also still talking.

1191
00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:58,620
He even asked when I turned into her sugar daddy.

1192
00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:01,580
My nosy sister, 20F, then just busted into the room,

1193
00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:03,260
calling me a bunch of despicable things

1194
00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:04,980
for taking advantage of a poor woman

1195
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:07,660
and basically forcing her to exchange her body

1196
00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:09,260
for a place to live.

1197
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:11,020
I was pissed and told her to eff off

1198
00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:13,620
as it was none of her business what two adults do.

1199
00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:16,340
She has always done this, listening on a conversation

1200
00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:18,020
and then got mad at what was said.

1201
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:19,900
I wanted to piss her off and I told her she lives

1202
00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:21,300
with her boyfriend without paying rent

1203
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,260
so she basically is doing the same thing.

1204
00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:24,100
Oh.

1205
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:27,860
I know I'm the asshole for what I said,

1206
00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:30,100
but years of this behavior from her just pissed me off

1207
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,180
and I said the first thing that came to mind.

1208
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:34,660
I did apologize, but she's still pissed,

1209
00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:37,260
which it's her right to be, but what she said got to me a bit

1210
00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:39,180
and I'm left wondering if I did take advantage

1211
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:40,980
of a shit situation.

1212
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:44,820
Again, I didn't suggest the arrangement at all, Jade did.

1213
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,180
I didn't force her.

1214
00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:48,900
I told Jade I was willing to cover the rent amount left

1215
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:51,700
and that she could pay what she could afford,

1216
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,420
but then after she got a new job,

1217
00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:54,820
she could just pay me back monthly

1218
00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:57,380
until the debt is settled, no sex needed.

1219
00:47:57,380 --> 00:47:59,780
None of us cheated as we weren't in a relationship

1220
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:03,700
and Jade wasn't happy with it and even came, Jade, sorry.

1221
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:07,300
Jade was happy with it and even came on to me more

1222
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,580
and initiated sex more than I did.

1223
00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:11,620
I know I sound like some emotionless asshole,

1224
00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:13,020
but the arrangement worked for us.

1225
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,460
She got a place to stay without depleting her savings

1226
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:18,380
and I got my needs met that I couldn't do

1227
00:48:18,380 --> 00:48:20,100
due to work obligations.

1228
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,420
I even remember a conversation we had after sex

1229
00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:24,260
where she also stated it was nice

1230
00:48:24,260 --> 00:48:26,420
finally getting her needs met as work took up

1231
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:30,300
much of her time doing things yourself only gets you so far.

1232
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:31,940
It wasn't like just hump and dump

1233
00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:34,660
as we are still in contact with each other

1234
00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:36,220
and don't know where we go from here,

1235
00:48:36,220 --> 00:48:37,300
but we are still talking.

1236
00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:38,900
I'm a bit lost at the moment as well

1237
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:41,660
because we did discuss maybe a relationship between us,

1238
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:43,420
but we never finished that conversation.

1239
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:44,780
Am I the asshole?

1240
00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:45,620
No.

1241
00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:46,460
No.

1242
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:47,300
No.

1243
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,820
She got out great.

1244
00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,020
Yeah, she did.

1245
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:55,540
Like she obviously wanted it as well and she no rent.

1246
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:57,300
Like that's awesome for her.

1247
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,140
Yeah, she put it.

1248
00:48:58,140 --> 00:49:00,420
So did she have to pay it back?

1249
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:02,140
Like once she got a better job?

1250
00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:06,300
That was the agreement is like basically sex was the payment.

1251
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:08,500
So like she wouldn't have to repay.

1252
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,060
God, that's crazy.

1253
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:11,380
That is wild.

1254
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:12,220
That's amazing.

1255
00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,900
I think he should ask her if that was like,

1256
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:17,980
if he's really concerned that like he took advantage of her

1257
00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:20,060
than if they're still in contact.

1258
00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:21,820
So we're like, bro, did I take it?

1259
00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:23,740
Like, no, man.

1260
00:49:23,740 --> 00:49:25,220
No, I was like, yeah.

1261
00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:27,660
But also the only reason why it's being brought up

1262
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:31,700
is because a third party who has no clue what is going on.

1263
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:33,660
Like if you thought there was an issue,

1264
00:49:33,660 --> 00:49:35,700
it sounds like he would have brought it up and said like,

1265
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,060
hey, are you cool with this?

1266
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:39,660
Like it sounds like they've had enough conversations.

1267
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,500
Right.

1268
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,220
The sisters just being a nosy.

1269
00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:42,820
Exactly.

1270
00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:44,940
It's like he didn't even really care.

1271
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,940
Like the situation just was what it was.

1272
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,820
His brother runs into this girl and he's like,

1273
00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:50,580
brah, I banged her before.

1274
00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:52,140
Like this is our brother agreement.

1275
00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:55,220
Like there's kind of like a no-go, no fly zone.

1276
00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:57,300
And the sisters are like, what did you do?

1277
00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:58,220
You're a piece.

1278
00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,740
Well, there was definitely not even enough,

1279
00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:02,260
like from what he said, there was not enough context

1280
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:06,340
for her to even, like obviously from what he said,

1281
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:08,660
it probably did sound bad to her, you know?

1282
00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:11,340
But like, obviously she doesn't know the full story.

1283
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:11,980
So.

1284
00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:16,180
I bet the sister made him post this to see what would happen.

1285
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,460
To see like what the comments were.

1286
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:18,260
What the comments were.

1287
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:21,180
The majority of them, like you're not the asshole.

1288
00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:21,420
Yeah.

1289
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:23,140
Most of them are saying you're not the asshole,

1290
00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:24,620
but prostitution is illegal.

1291
00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:25,420
So.

1292
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:26,500
Oh.

1293
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,700
Because it is prostitution.

1294
00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:28,260
Yeah.

1295
00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:28,740
Yeah.

1296
00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:29,780
Sex for money.

1297
00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:30,580
Oh.

1298
00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:31,340
Sure that.

1299
00:50:31,340 --> 00:50:33,140
Here's a good comment.

1300
00:50:33,140 --> 00:50:33,980
You're a whore.

1301
00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:35,940
Wait, she's a whore.

1302
00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:38,100
Wait, someone here is a whore and I love it.

1303
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:38,900
Not the asshole.

1304
00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,500
I love it.

1305
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:43,020
P.S. Does this mean you have a room available?

1306
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:44,340
Full disclosure, I'm a whore.

1307
00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:45,340
I'm a whore.

1308
00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:48,340
I'm a whore.

1309
00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:50,340
Willing to do the same.

1310
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:52,980
Can you imagine paying 550 for rent though?

1311
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:53,660
That sounds fair.

1312
00:50:53,660 --> 00:50:54,540
For 1100 between the two of them.

1313
00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:56,020
That has to be the fake.

1314
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,140
It'd be just from the price below.

1315
00:50:58,140 --> 00:50:58,940
Yeah, right.

1316
00:50:58,940 --> 00:51:00,700
Like, second, second.

1317
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:01,460
Yeah, that's right.

1318
00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:01,900
No.

1319
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:02,940
So, we're at it.

1320
00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:04,220
2020.

1321
00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:06,820
Yeah, that's the fake.

1322
00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:14,500
No, and then what's funny is like, she claims that she's not getting her needs met because

1323
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:17,900
of work but can't afford the 550 rent.

1324
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:22,460
Maybe she was like, because it was her idea, maybe she was like, maybe I can get this guy.

1325
00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:24,500
I can't afford this rent.

1326
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:30,020
But if he's willing to have sex with me and exchange for it, then I can just like bankroll.

1327
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,820
But she also wanted it.

1328
00:51:31,820 --> 00:51:33,820
I mean, yeah, I'm sure.

1329
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:36,420
And she also probably wanted her money too.

1330
00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:41,380
I mean, if it was her idea, I can't rule it out.

1331
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:45,140
Okay, I think, Marley, I really want yours to be fake.

1332
00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:47,580
Like, I'm just kind of willing that into existence.

1333
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:50,020
I think that one is true.

1334
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:50,500
Okay.

1335
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:51,780
It's too extreme.

1336
00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:53,020
No, hold your heart and you hold your heart.

1337
00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:54,900
Okay, okay, I'm following my heart.

1338
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:56,260
I say Marley.

1339
00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:58,900
I want to say the designer couch one is the fake one.

1340
00:51:58,900 --> 00:51:59,980
Really?

1341
00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:00,780
Because it's like.

1342
00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:02,340
You're late to that so much.

1343
00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:03,980
Are you sure?

1344
00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:12,940
Like, Hertz is like too crazy to like not be true.

1345
00:52:12,940 --> 00:52:15,340
The violin is another one that's like.

1346
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,260
Right.

1347
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:17,900
Okay, that's that.

1348
00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:20,460
You have to be ballsy to bring that one as a fake story.

1349
00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:21,820
But I mean, it's possible.

1350
00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:23,740
I'm done the worst.

1351
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:24,740
No.

1352
00:52:24,740 --> 00:52:25,740
Yeah.

1353
00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:27,780
The hair addicting one was wild.

1354
00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:29,580
That was a weird one.

1355
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:30,780
That one was fake.

1356
00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:34,140
So your final guess is Isaiah and your final guess is Marley.

1357
00:52:34,140 --> 00:52:34,620
Yeah.

1358
00:52:34,620 --> 00:52:35,340
You're going to say me?

1359
00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:37,020
Wow.

1360
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:37,900
I love it.

1361
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:38,700
Damn.

1362
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:39,660
You'll have to find out what's going on.

1363
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:40,700
You need to find out.

1364
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,700
Yeah.

1365
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,180
Yeah.

1366
00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:45,700
I'm like, okay.

1367
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:47,700
You don't have to do that.

1368
00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:49,940
You have to eat to do it.

1369
00:52:49,940 --> 00:52:52,780
Yeah, you got it next Tuesday, but the Tuesday after that.

1370
00:52:52,780 --> 00:52:53,420
Guys.

1371
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,420
Yeah, sorry.

1372
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:55,700
Oh, okay.

1373
00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:58,060
Wrap this up, my sexy man.

1374
00:52:58,060 --> 00:52:58,420
Sick.

1375
00:52:58,420 --> 00:52:59,980
Thank you guys for joining us.

1376
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:00,980
Thank you so much.

1377
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:01,980
I appreciate it.

1378
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,580
Thank you guys for listening.

1379
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:04,980
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1380
00:53:04,980 --> 00:53:05,980
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1381
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:06,580
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1382
00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:08,780
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1383
00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:10,780
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1384
00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:12,580
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1385
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:15,180
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1386
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:15,580
Yes.

1387
00:53:15,580 --> 00:53:18,380
If you would take the time, we would very much appreciate it.

1388
00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:19,180
Thank you for the support.

1389
00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:19,580
Much love.

1390
00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:20,180
Bye.

1391
00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:21,580
Marley, just touch my foot.

1392
00:53:21,580 --> 00:53:23,380
Internet friends.

1393
00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:24,380
You don't have to.

1394
00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:24,980
You don't have to.

1395
00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:25,980
You don't have to.

1396
00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:28,380
Internet friends.

1397
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:31,180
It feels so good.

1398
00:53:31,180 --> 00:54:00,180
Thank you guys for watching.