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What? Long time no see?
Long time.
Welcome back everyone.
Another episode of Internet Frenzy.
We had a good time last time. Worst of 2024.
Those are some good stories.
Who had the fake?
Was it me?
Mine was so good. Everyone voted mine.
Oh really?
As my story was the worst person.
Oh right.
Of 2024.
Who voted yours?
You? Oh, not you.
Isaiah and Marley said mine was my person was the worst.
You thought yours was the worst.
Oh, I thought you meant like the people.
I think that was one of my favorite episodes.
I was dying.
Like, there are some juicy stories.
So definitely go to it.
But who I think was the fake?
Either Joe or Marley.
It was me.
Oh, Marley!
I know.
Yours was so crazy.
Yes, it was the mom that took the college fund to pay for the sister's wedding.
Second wedding.
That is so dirty.
I'm so, so dirty.
I'm so glad yours was fake.
Yeah, special place in, you know where, if that was true for that lady.
Well, this week's gonna be fun too, hopefully.
No, it's gonna be sick.
This week's episode is called the Petty Olympics.
Who's gonna bring the heat for the most pettiest laps around the Olympic track?
Probably Whitney.
That's, it's possible.
I feel like I've been starting this off a lot lately and I'm here for it.
Yeah, that's great.
Let's do it.
Maybe you should go first.
I think I should.
What?
Weird.
Oh my gosh.
I'm here for the yard entrance and heard the huge sound and fake yelling on my friends.
It came out to look and I was laying down with fake blood on me and my friends were screaming saying,
I'm dead.
So my fiance started screaming and crying and shaking me.
It goes on for about a minute and she's on top of me crying on me and I get up and laugh
and she screams.
But I think she was confused and she still thought I thought hurt myself and we tried to tell her it's fake,
it's fake.
But she kept thinking I actually hurt myself.
down a bit and told everyone we're leaving and my fiance was in distress still so I drove her home.
She was crying in the car, asked me why I would do that and I felt really bad for her. That night
when we were sleeping she woke up screaming because she had a nightmare. I died. Now she doesn't really
get out of bed unless it's for work and she doesn't like it when I leave her site because she's worried
something will happen to me. I think she's psychologically shocked or damaged and I don't
know how to help her. I wish I never did that stupid prank. I cry every night in the bathroom
because she's suffering from my stupid mistake I thought would be funny. We are going to the
therapist next week but I don't know how to help her in the meantime. I just want her to be happy
again. You know what though? Props to him for actually feeling bad. Yeah. Like most guys like
would just be like so dramatic like I'm okay. Like it's just a prank. I keep all I can think about
is what it must have sounded like for a backpack full of dumbbells and books to just clatter on the
ground. Oh. Could you imagine? Yeah. Like the most awful noise in the world. And then seeing
your fiance just like like blood like blood's coming out of like everywhere and she's like
I feel horrible for her. I would be horrified. That makes me sick. Yeah. That's so crazy to think
and it's like oh this would be funny. He's 25. That's like something you do in high school. Yeah.
Old enough to know better. Definitely. Yeah. Like she's just going to be waking up having nightmares
for the next however long of the dead guy that she dated at one point. Like he's just mangled on the
ground. I feel like this story gives me like PTSD not because you've ever done a prank like this before
but oh no. This is like she'd show. Yeah. Like yeah. These are all real stories about our spouses.
This one obviously was not as like intense as like faking your death but I was pranked by my
friends where I we were camping and they put a fake like it looked real a rattle snake. Like it
looked like a real rattle snake and they put it in my tent but like right at the edge. So like when
you open your tent you would you would think you would see it because it was right there. He the
husband put it right there on like the inside of the town. The edge. So think right inside the zipper.
Yeah. Like it's like it's just in there. So like the tent is angled. Wait so it's when you're coming
out or coming in. No. On the inside of the tent. Yeah because I wasn't inside. So like the opening
is here slanted and it's like at the base. It wasn't like supposed to be hidden under the base
but it was close enough to the front that it was like a little bit like you wouldn't have seen the
whole thing right away. Going in but like once you're in. He his thought I don't think he thought
I was going to go all the way in. He didn't. Like it wasn't this like malicious like mean thing. He
really thought I would meet or him right because you didn't really know about it at that point.
Or did you know I only knew about it after it was in and you were like walking in. Yeah. So so Joe
didn't even know. So it was either going to be me or Joe opening it. So it wasn't like he was like
I'm going to prank her. It was like whoever gets it gets it. Well it was me. Lucky me. And I go
into the tent. Don't see it. Close my tent and I go in there to like get dressed to change.
And I'm standing there and all of a sudden I see it and it's so close to me at that point. I'm like
and I jump back and then he's he was literally filming it at this point. So like I have a whole
video of it and I just fall on panic attack. Joe Joe. And like just I've never literally been so scared
in my life. I was stuck in a tent with a rattlesnake. I thought I was going to die. Like I literally
was thinking save yourself run like for like them like guys save yourself. Don't come in. No I
literally did that didn't even cross my mind. I thought I was going to die in the tent and there
was no way out. Yeah. I literally was like Joe was like babe like what don't come in here. No.
No. Save yourself. No. Literally. I was horrified. Like I was on the edge of the tent and like
literally the thing wasn't moving. He didn't say anything. No rattle. No. No one said anything to
me. This whole explanation is like panicking. 10 times longer than the whole thing lasted. It
doesn't it doesn't take very long. It's like she's in there. Starts freaking out. The tears come
and I'm like babe like are you okay. She's like don't come in here. It'll get you. I was like
it was right on the zipper right. Yeah. It was literally right in there and so yeah. She was
emo. I think I even got a little emo. I felt so bad because I it was like embarrassing especially
because like right it was like a full on panic attack but it was just like a joke but I didn't
know and it truly like emotionally like oh my nervous system for a while you were shook.
Shook like and it was like six months later or eight months later or whatever. I was pregnant
at that point and he thought it would be funny to prank me again with the same stupid snake.
Yeah. This one didn't go as well. I was not much of a trooper like funny yet because the first
joke I was kind of like oh my gosh like that got me wet my tears and like I was like just trying
to play it off like everything's fine. Right. Second time I couldn't stop crying. Oh. We were
doing a game night and he like put it right next to me or something. Anyway I saw it and
it was like so stupid like it wasn't anything mean or anything but I was pregnant as well and it like
PTSD like don't freaking do the same prank again on me bro. Anyways and I remember I just literally
couldn't stop crying the rest of the game night. I know every time I'd look at you I'd be like trying
to check in on you and it would just make you cry more and I was just like what do I do. Yeah. And
the husband was like do you guys just want to go and I'm like that makes it even worse. She stopped
talking. Let me cry. You pranked me. Now leave me alone. Yeah but at that time of the pregnancy it
was like there was every single thing kind of had the same reaction. Yeah. Well I mean that was that
was worse but like I don't know if you remember that you had the waterworks for like three weeks
of just like no matter what yeah tears were coming out and it was like you know anything.
You're blocking all that. I recall vividly. Well anyway so this story kind of just gives me a little
bit of PTSD because obviously the faking your own death to your fiance that is way more extreme.
That's like do it to a friend like do it to a bro. Yeah dude that's like not your freaking not the
woman you're marrying. Yeah. Was the friend. Do you think the front group was like a just a bunch
of bros or do you think there were some girls. Frat boys. Stupid idiots. There's probably four girls
four boys and the four boys are like yo let's go. Let's do it. Well let's pull fast one on her.
We're going to pretend like you die. That's so terrible. That's so stupid. It's such a good idea.
Oh it's bad. And it's sad because she's like really messed up about it. And I. Well who wouldn't be.
He feels bad. That was awesome. He cries and they're going to therapy. Yeah. That's good.
Here's Kate. You guys know how traumatizing that is to see like the mangled something. Yeah. I drove
past a car accident one time where like there was somebody that got jacked up from the car accident
that was in the median. Wait. I was with you. Oh that's weird. Bro. Yes she was messed up. I was like
he was. Dude he literally felt 30 minutes was just. I was dying. Like 30. I was like there's no way
that she was alive. He was silent for so long and then all of a sudden he goes. Do you think she died.
That's so true. I knew it shook him up but I was just like. No dude. Like.
Nothing nothing even happened. Oh there was another car. So her car was like
destroyed and in the middle. There was a car upside down in the median like
smashed down. So it was a bad accident. But I think the guy that was in the upside down car was
they were out of the car. See I just don't know. All I know is when we drove by same thing blood
on this lady's face. She had these wide eyes. Oh yeah. She just looks like like she just didn't
know where she was just like. And just like sprawl on the ground. I think my brain played
tricks on me because I thought her torso was like twisted but it like it was like bad. She was
sitting like this like like you know how like people like have one leg you know when you're
stretching and you have a leg like this. Yes. And then you go like that. So she was just sitting
like that. She was sitting on the ground like that. Like she was just like one there was like
and this was the opposite direction to Tennessee. So I'm right. I am mobbing in the Tesla. I'm driving
so fast the whole way. No I'm but within reason like I cook on road trips like I'm deliberate.
We pass that thing dude. And do you remember I literally I'm like I got in the right lane
in Semi's are passing me and I'm a shell of myself just like just so messed up. It was so crazy.
Anyway. Wow. Lots of anxiety inducing things on that trip. You started it out with. Yeah.
I started out with a panic attack and ended with the dead woman. She wasn't dead. She was fine.
She would have been fine. No. And here's the thing really though traumatizing trip for sure.
The flight from Atlanta back to Phoenix was so it was so turbulent that they didn't offer drinks
until 20 minutes until the flight and they couldn't move the carts. We couldn't get drinks. Remember
that. We were the last people to get drinks. We were so I dude I was I was bent. I needed water.
No I needed a life saving ginger ale. I bet it tasted so good. Yeah I was quite good.
Clenched my thirst and it was so this one comes from Am I the Devil naturally. It was originally
posted to ask men advice which is very relevant. That is a terrible subreddit. Ask men advice.
I hate it already. OP didn't want to hear the girl's thoughts on this. That's my preface.
Am I the asshole for refusing to carry my girlfriend's luggage that she overpacked with
unnecessary things. Of course he asked the men. The petty Olympics. Yeah exactly. He doesn't want
to hear from the women. Yeah. Managed to book a short weekend trip to the countryside that was on
a massive sale with the holidays being over. Long story short my girlfriend packed like she was
moving to another country and expected me to carry it to the car out of the car and into the place
where we'd be staying until Monday evening. Each time I reminded her that I had told her not to
pack so much since we wouldn't need it all. She never listened and proceeded to pack whatever she
wanted. Now she's sulking and refusing to talk. My way of thinking is that if she packed it
she carries it. That is the entire post. Wow. So this girl doesn't overpack. Let's just break this
down. So this guy books this vacation and he tells his girlfriend don't overpack. She overpacks
or she's got a big old suitcase and he's like no into the airport, into the car, the Uber,
wherever he makes her carry her bag. That's obviously very heavy all around on their little
vacation. That's valid. He's like no. Go good. So you'd be one of the guys on Ask Men advice being
like oh yeah, duh dude. She has to carry it. Of course. What do you think? So this is like whether
it's we're packing the car to go camping or whatever. When it's like the princess stuff,
I will be the first one to tell you. It could bother me but I would be damn sure to not let it ruin a
vacation. Yeah. It's like if I told you hey don't overpack, I don't want to lug that thing everywhere
for you and then you're just like and like take it babe. Like just get my bag. It's so heavy. I
can't take it. I'd be like a little annoyed but guess what? I'm picking it up and I'm putting it
in the car and I'm like I'm not going to be like no you're on your own. Pick it up. Can you even
pick it up? Go ahead. I can't. Yeah. I'd be like sorry I told you. Does it not have wheels? Well
it's so and it does but like to put it in, take it into the hotel like yeah just to do all the stuff
like. I feel like when I go on vacation with you I'm taking my bag.
Absolutely zero percent chance. Zero. I'm not just like rolling it around in the airport and stuff
like picking up, putting it in the car. Yeah you're awesome and help me with that but you're not
carrying both suitcases through the airport. Well no but how first of all nobody needs to know this.
We have flown places together like twice. One was our honeymoon. There's so many good comments on
this post that it's going to be hard to pick which ones I want to read. The first one is if 90s sitcoms
taught me anything you move them and unapologetically make fun of her for it. So that was like so
fitting. Think of like friends or whatever. It's like I told you not to pack everything like you
never blah blah blah like make fun of you and then you just move it. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like yeah
you deserve to get some grief but you still do the thing. Yeah. I think that's every woman that
exists over packs. My wife packs like we're moving to Effing Mars. Just carry the bags. They are
worse things to fight about and bigger issues to die on. Yeah. Good job boys. That was that was
decent. Hold on a second. These boys aren't letting me down. You're 100% in the right. You have
sole ownership of the moral high ground. Is that better than enjoying your weekend getaway?
You could have carried the luggage and you'd be enjoying Bang Fest 25 but now you're waging
a cold war over a minor annoyance. Literally there are more important things bud.
Bang looked really bad. No like actually let's get real. You're waging a cold war over a minor
annoyance. That's how long do you think it took that guy to come up with that call. He's like
bam. Bang war right now. Dude some people are so cold blooded. Some people are so good.
Yes. This is from free falling again. So many white knights in here perpetuating princess
behavior aka guys like me. Reason already flew out the door when she decided to pack irresponsibly
and now some people are saying she shouldn't be held accountable for her actions and the man has
to pick up after her because she's sulking. Giving in is how you make the rest of your life with her
miserable for you. Okay bud that is dramatic. I literally don't want to hear anything that comes
out of your mouth. I want the people to voice their opinions on this one because this really is
like a little divisive. There is conversation to be had about like but he did tell her not to do that.
So like he has a valid point to being a little bit annoyed that she doesn't care that he has to pick
it up for but it's like if you just do it you don't you don't ruin bang fest 25. Exactly. Like you
just move the suitcase for because it's really not that big of a deal and that's the way I look at it.
Whether I'm like if I'm like oh my gosh I loaded all of our camping gear again I'm all mad about it.
It's like but who cares because we're going camping and like why am I going to be all
bent out of shape about it. I'm going to forget about it 10 minutes down the road. That's that's
just my take but maybe there's some single dudes out there probably 15 of them that are going to die
on the hill of die on the hill of like no you you stand your ground. She better freaking respect you.
And the fact that he's like the rest of your life is just going to be
hell because you picked up her luggage for her. This is just a slippery slope my guy.
It could be. Oh but what I was going to say is there was more comments I can't find every
single good comment that I read on this post but they they talked about how sometimes women bring
like the communal snacks. Sometimes women bring like you know things that people share. Obviously
you're going to have like you have to bring all of Isla's stuff in our bag like wipes and diapers for
in case we get stranded in the desert for six months like all that stuff has to go in your bag.
So every piece of underwear we've ever had owned in our lives goes in that suitcase.
Yeah no it's true and like we have curling irons we have makeup we just have so much more stuff
that we need on a day to day basis that it's like it's natural for it to be a little heavier.
Yeah and if you're in your period tampons and pods take up space. Yes but not it's like diapers.
No wait though. Think about weight. Well she's because we don't I don't think any guy really
cares about the bag being big it's the fact that it's heavy it's like we're we don't want to like
overexert ourselves always. Well this guy needs to work out more. Yeah use your legs.
Stop lifting with your back. This is true off my chest. When asked if I'm enjoying an app
I always say no.
I feel a bit bad about it as I work in software myself but when an app asks are you enjoying the
app I always press no. I get on an app and I want to do my thing and I have no patience.
On top of that many of these surveys pop up in a way that is similar to pop up ads.
So about half the time by the time I realized it was asking me a legitimate question I've
already hit no. Anyways I get on the app to do my thing not to be interrupted. I know it's a minor
thing but it's annoying. The apps I've answered honestly in the past with yes they still keep
asking me stop. I don't remember what app it was but I hit no and it didn't ask me any further
questions so now I always hit no and hopes that more apps will stop. I'm sure I'm messing with
all sorts of fun metrics. I might actually love the app but please stop interrupting me.
Petty of course but damn no matter what I say the questions never stop. So I always hit no now
just in case I can save a click or two. If you are an app developer or involved with these surveys
I'm sure your metrics might look a bit better if you first ask will you take a survey. However if
you ask often enough I will give your app a negative review and a lower rating because I just want
to be left alone. So please just let me use your app quit interrupting me otherwise I guess
continuously inaccurate results which I guess are then accurate because I'm not enjoying it right
then and there you are interrupting me. That guy how important does he think he is that like
his not taking the survey is going to sway the metrics dog nobody. Most people are not going
to be like oh yeah this is perfect I was actually hoping to leave a five star review right now I'm
just going to express everything I love about Instagram or whatever like oh man he's like yeah
I'm glad he got that off his chest that's yeah I'm like actually shook that you you know what
this instantly reminded me of is Isaiah for some you know like after the self-checkout at Walmart
and it's like rate your experience you know like whatever he takes the time to do one star
or just exit out of it completely I'm like it literally takes one click to get him a five star
it's the same amount but he just we you love Walmart you literally just want to go walk around
Walmart all the time are you this guy pretty much that's why he relates so much to this and we're
just like what the f*** are you talking about it's not funny at all it's like it's like no you're like
I enjoyed my experience but you're gonna get a one this is my favorite I'm like six hours a day on
this app but I'm too locked in to let you know that I cannot believe that someone posted that on
true off my chest and not like nerds unlimited well just think about it like you night yes that's
like the most if you really think about it that's so petty because it's like it takes the same amount
of time to press yes like marley said it's either you like you can press yes or no and just but then
usually but yes does take you to other questions no it just says are you enjoying the app yes or no
no it's the next prompt 10 out of 10 times it'll take you to another thing you don't know because
you've never hit yes in your whole life because you're the guy that always hits no and the one star
instead of the five star that is hilarious and it does it says are you like are you enjoying this
okay hit yes and leave us a five star review or whatever it's like yeah petty af this is am i the
asshole for proving that my nephew does not have food allergies what don't don't think about that
everyone is mad at me i'm going to be honest i say i don't understand why i'm a 17 f by my older
sister's 22 nephew is four around two weeks ago my sister and nephew moved back in with my parents
because she lost her apartment i have no issue with that but my sister claims that my nephew
has all these different allergies she claimed he was allergic to onions garlic bell pepper and all
spicy peppers and a lot of other stuff my sister has always been a notorious picky eater and a lot
of the things that she's claimed he was allergic to were things that she didn't like to eat i didn't
believe he has had all these allergies and it pissed me off that my mom started cooking differently
and that the food hasn't been good since she came back home like garlic like no garlic i wanted to
prove she was lying she went out sunday to run some errands and i left and left me with little
dudes to to watch i thought it would be fun to make little pizzas for lunch we made little
pizzas with roast garlic spinach and bell pepper just like i thought he ate them no problem and
loved the food i took pictures while we made the food when all my family got around for dinner i
showed my mom what my nephew had and i did for lunch and told everyone he enjoyed his garlicky
pizza my sister got extremely mad and started yelling and screaming at me at the dinner table
he accused me of trying to poison her child i told her that i was just proving what a liar she was
and told her she was a shitty mom for not feeding her kid food she didn't like and telling people
he's allergic so he can't try them my mom ended up sending me to my room i'm being punished
i'm being punished because i did something dangerous but in reality i know my sister was
lying i need to know if i'm an asshole for exposing her for this and just can't see it am i the asshole
no she's not yes she is dude you are you are what if he was actually allergic she what would
she have done but like you can know like like i feel like with some of my i feel like with some of
my siblings i can tell when something's like yeah no way you're just no okay like what if it's that
scenario or it's like dude you're i know you're picky i know you hate those foods your whole life
right and now your kid is allergic to the exact things you hate like nah and they're pretty odd
things to be allergic to but like in the off chance that he was actually allergic to even just one of
those things like what if garlic was like the only like actual real thing yeah you know like what
would she have done in that scenario like he would have gone into anaphylactic shock his throat
would have closed like she didn't know where an epipen was didn't like they could have died
could literally have killed him yeah but he didn't obviously exactly but there's always that chance
so it could literally you don't know right you're you're like oh yeah i'm gonna prove i'm gonna prove
to them that i know better she's 17 so she is absolutely the little dumb asshole like yes because
you don't know and that's a human like it's just it's just too risky like somebody tells me their
kid has a food allergy even if i know for a fact that they're lying like i perceive it's a lie i
wouldn't be willing to take the risk because like yeah what happens if they they start going into
shock and they can't breathe and you're like cool so epi pens like two grand i guess i could throw
some benedryl down its throat and see what happens but like i don't know that is anyone in the whole
world allergic to bell peppers what like they'd have to be allergic to like the soil the chemicals
in the soil that they grow in or something i just feel like you could literally be allergic to anything
i hate bell peppers i don't like them i love them i'll avoid them like the plague i really haven't
eaten them much because why would you they're gross so she googled it bell pepper it says yes
it's possible to be allergic to bell peppers though it's not common a bell pepper allergies
an immune system overreaction to the proteins in the pepper and flaxis is one of the one of the
bi-products they are often associated with the celery birch mugwort spice syndrome we all know
that one the celery birch mugwort spice syndrome the cbmss like what's what's that gonna i just
think you need to read i mean dude she's 17 her life is sucking now because food sucks dude i get
that that's terrible imagine so just for context you're in show low you're 17 okay a hoodie well i
knew how he was allergic yeah you you did you did you knew but like what if you're you can't
trust your bs meter when you're a kid right like you would never think in a million years so you would
you'd be like okay dude here's some here's some eggs here's here's something that could destroy you
like i think i think it's possible you guys are lying so i'm just gonna i'm just gonna test it out
but like yeah a little bit i want to see what happens i just think she knew for a fact that
her sister was just bs-ing because she didn't want to eat those foods like she just knew
like if you know but she doesn't know you know but you don't was she there for the panel
test but guess what what she was right she was right that's all that matters that she was right
bs meter i don't know that that's all that matters because you don't just like that's just like no
matter if you are right or not like that's so obviously petty but like so like condescending
to just like go behind your sister's back feed her kids something that like take photos of it like
it's just like it's so not good they have a past yes if she if the kid died it could literally be
they they could charge yeah her for like premeditated murder yeah that's great that's great yeah like the
but but but she didn't we know that she was right but that the older sibling was a liar that doesn't
make it right but doesn't make it right i'd be right but i think the older sister's pissed because
she got caught she doesn't she's in pissed because you could have killed my kid because she knew that
she wouldn't because he's not allergic she's like she's pissed because now it's like oh now i'm i now
i look like the biggest liar ever because i lied about my kid being alert like right but that's why
she's pissed she's not pissed because of like you could have killed my kid no i wouldn't know if
he's not allergic when you lie for so long though i think like in your head you kind of make it out
to be like oh no they aren't so like i think she does feel the sense of like you could have killed
him she would for sure feel that like she would be so deep into her own life that she'd be feeling
those things well and like sounds like she's a single mom just lost her apartment she's obviously
not in a great space yeah so she shouldn't eat her bill pepper i mean yeah it definitely was
matter of fact like for me just don't lie about being allergic to things or not being allergic
like peas yeah remember who's that who's allergic to it uh
that's like one of our first episodes but i just think like
yeah she don't lie things are good both of them are a problem where's mom this family
needs therapy she's just like good you're proud like you gotta kill him
people allergic to spinach i'm allergic as you could be to cooked spinach i just don't like it
i love spinach i only like it raw yeah you do i do what was that that is a rabbit yeah that was
literally that was like the mating call of benicula benicula you guys remember that but the vampire
bunny no we're too young oh okay cool cool i hate you guys i hate you guys
yeah that's a good story like don't bother me with with the app question not today bitch
there's this comment it's like right it's like a horrible combo of i'm pissed mommy doesn't cook
my dinner the way i like anymore and i can't wait to rub my sister's face in how right i am not a
single solitary thought given to the child's well-being yes that's i was gonna mention that they're like
in the post i kind of forgot but she's like my mom doesn't cook the way she used to my the meals she
makes for me every night and not as good that's a picky eater now live without some garlic cooking
yes like why is there no flavor in the spaghetti like i hate this i hate you mom actually what are
you allergic to i'm gonna feed it to you i'm gonna kill you just kill them all off that's what happens
when the pasta doesn't hit well then you have to make your own but then she'll find out they're lying
when everybody's alive and it's like she cried to kill us
oh my gosh we gotta end this episode i love i love it i love the how we're just getting into
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