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What's up guys?

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Oh, not much.

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What? Long time no see?

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Long time.

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Welcome back everyone.

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Another episode of Internet Frenzy.

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We had a good time last time. Worst of 2024.

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Those are some good stories.

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Who had the fake?

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Was it me?

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Mine was so good. Everyone voted mine.

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Oh really?

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As my story was the worst person.

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Oh right.

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Of 2024.

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Who voted yours?

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You? Oh, not you.

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Isaiah and Marley said mine was my person was the worst.

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You thought yours was the worst.

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Oh, I thought you meant like the people.

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I think that was one of my favorite episodes.

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I was dying.

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Like, there are some juicy stories.

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So definitely go to it.

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But who I think was the fake?

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Either Joe or Marley.

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It was me.

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Oh, Marley!

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I know.

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Yours was so crazy.

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Yes, it was the mom that took the college fund to pay for the sister's wedding.

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Second wedding.

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That is so dirty.

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I'm so, so dirty.

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I'm so glad yours was fake.

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Yeah, special place in, you know where, if that was true for that lady.

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Well, this week's gonna be fun too, hopefully.

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No, it's gonna be sick.

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This week's episode is called the Petty Olympics.

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Who's gonna bring the heat for the most pettiest laps around the Olympic track?

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Probably Whitney.

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That's, it's possible.

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I feel like I've been starting this off a lot lately and I'm here for it.

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Yeah, that's great.

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Let's do it.

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Maybe you should go first.

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I think I should.

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What?

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Weird.

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Oh my gosh.

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I'm here for the yard entrance and heard the huge sound and fake yelling on my friends.

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It came out to look and I was laying down with fake blood on me and my friends were screaming saying,

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I'm dead.

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So my fiance started screaming and crying and shaking me.

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It goes on for about a minute and she's on top of me crying on me and I get up and laugh

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and she screams.

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But I think she was confused and she still thought I thought hurt myself and we tried to tell her it's fake,

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it's fake.

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But she kept thinking I actually hurt myself.

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down a bit and told everyone we're leaving and my fiance was in distress still so I drove her home.

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She was crying in the car, asked me why I would do that and I felt really bad for her. That night

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when we were sleeping she woke up screaming because she had a nightmare. I died. Now she doesn't really

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get out of bed unless it's for work and she doesn't like it when I leave her site because she's worried

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something will happen to me. I think she's psychologically shocked or damaged and I don't

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know how to help her. I wish I never did that stupid prank. I cry every night in the bathroom

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because she's suffering from my stupid mistake I thought would be funny. We are going to the

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therapist next week but I don't know how to help her in the meantime. I just want her to be happy

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again. You know what though? Props to him for actually feeling bad. Yeah. Like most guys like

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would just be like so dramatic like I'm okay. Like it's just a prank. I keep all I can think about

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is what it must have sounded like for a backpack full of dumbbells and books to just clatter on the

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ground. Oh. Could you imagine? Yeah. Like the most awful noise in the world. And then seeing

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your fiance just like like blood like blood's coming out of like everywhere and she's like

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I feel horrible for her. I would be horrified. That makes me sick. Yeah. That's so crazy to think

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and it's like oh this would be funny. He's 25. That's like something you do in high school. Yeah.

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Old enough to know better. Definitely. Yeah. Like she's just going to be waking up having nightmares

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for the next however long of the dead guy that she dated at one point. Like he's just mangled on the

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ground. I feel like this story gives me like PTSD not because you've ever done a prank like this before

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but oh no. This is like she'd show. Yeah. Like yeah. These are all real stories about our spouses.

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This one obviously was not as like intense as like faking your death but I was pranked by my

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friends where I we were camping and they put a fake like it looked real a rattle snake. Like it

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looked like a real rattle snake and they put it in my tent but like right at the edge. So like when

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you open your tent you would you would think you would see it because it was right there. He the

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husband put it right there on like the inside of the town. The edge. So think right inside the zipper.

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Yeah. Like it's like it's just in there. So like the tent is angled. Wait so it's when you're coming

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out or coming in. No. On the inside of the tent. Yeah because I wasn't inside. So like the opening

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is here slanted and it's like at the base. It wasn't like supposed to be hidden under the base

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but it was close enough to the front that it was like a little bit like you wouldn't have seen the

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whole thing right away. Going in but like once you're in. He his thought I don't think he thought

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I was going to go all the way in. He didn't. Like it wasn't this like malicious like mean thing. He

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really thought I would meet or him right because you didn't really know about it at that point.

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Or did you know I only knew about it after it was in and you were like walking in. Yeah. So so Joe

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didn't even know. So it was either going to be me or Joe opening it. So it wasn't like he was like

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I'm going to prank her. It was like whoever gets it gets it. Well it was me. Lucky me. And I go

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into the tent. Don't see it. Close my tent and I go in there to like get dressed to change.

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And I'm standing there and all of a sudden I see it and it's so close to me at that point. I'm like

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and I jump back and then he's he was literally filming it at this point. So like I have a whole

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video of it and I just fall on panic attack. Joe Joe. And like just I've never literally been so scared

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in my life. I was stuck in a tent with a rattlesnake. I thought I was going to die. Like I literally

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was thinking save yourself run like for like them like guys save yourself. Don't come in. No I

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literally did that didn't even cross my mind. I thought I was going to die in the tent and there

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was no way out. Yeah. I literally was like Joe was like babe like what don't come in here. No.

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No. Save yourself. No. Literally. I was horrified. Like I was on the edge of the tent and like

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literally the thing wasn't moving. He didn't say anything. No rattle. No. No one said anything to

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me. This whole explanation is like panicking. 10 times longer than the whole thing lasted. It

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doesn't it doesn't take very long. It's like she's in there. Starts freaking out. The tears come

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and I'm like babe like are you okay. She's like don't come in here. It'll get you. I was like

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it was right on the zipper right. Yeah. It was literally right in there and so yeah. She was

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emo. I think I even got a little emo. I felt so bad because I it was like embarrassing especially

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because like right it was like a full on panic attack but it was just like a joke but I didn't

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know and it truly like emotionally like oh my nervous system for a while you were shook.

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Shook like and it was like six months later or eight months later or whatever. I was pregnant

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at that point and he thought it would be funny to prank me again with the same stupid snake.

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Yeah. This one didn't go as well. I was not much of a trooper like funny yet because the first

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joke I was kind of like oh my gosh like that got me wet my tears and like I was like just trying

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to play it off like everything's fine. Right. Second time I couldn't stop crying. Oh. We were

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doing a game night and he like put it right next to me or something. Anyway I saw it and

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it was like so stupid like it wasn't anything mean or anything but I was pregnant as well and it like

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PTSD like don't freaking do the same prank again on me bro. Anyways and I remember I just literally

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couldn't stop crying the rest of the game night. I know every time I'd look at you I'd be like trying

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to check in on you and it would just make you cry more and I was just like what do I do. Yeah. And

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the husband was like do you guys just want to go and I'm like that makes it even worse. She stopped

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talking. Let me cry. You pranked me. Now leave me alone. Yeah but at that time of the pregnancy it

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was like there was every single thing kind of had the same reaction. Yeah. Well I mean that was that

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was worse but like I don't know if you remember that you had the waterworks for like three weeks

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of just like no matter what yeah tears were coming out and it was like you know anything.

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You're blocking all that. I recall vividly. Well anyway so this story kind of just gives me a little

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bit of PTSD because obviously the faking your own death to your fiance that is way more extreme.

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That's like do it to a friend like do it to a bro. Yeah dude that's like not your freaking not the

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woman you're marrying. Yeah. Was the friend. Do you think the front group was like a just a bunch

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of bros or do you think there were some girls. Frat boys. Stupid idiots. There's probably four girls

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four boys and the four boys are like yo let's go. Let's do it. Well let's pull fast one on her.

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We're going to pretend like you die. That's so terrible. That's so stupid. It's such a good idea.

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Oh it's bad. And it's sad because she's like really messed up about it. And I. Well who wouldn't be.

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He feels bad. That was awesome. He cries and they're going to therapy. Yeah. That's good.

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Here's Kate. You guys know how traumatizing that is to see like the mangled something. Yeah. I drove

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past a car accident one time where like there was somebody that got jacked up from the car accident

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that was in the median. Wait. I was with you. Oh that's weird. Bro. Yes she was messed up. I was like

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he was. Dude he literally felt 30 minutes was just. I was dying. Like 30. I was like there's no way

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that she was alive. He was silent for so long and then all of a sudden he goes. Do you think she died.

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That's so true. I knew it shook him up but I was just like. No dude. Like.

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Nothing nothing even happened. Oh there was another car. So her car was like

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destroyed and in the middle. There was a car upside down in the median like

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smashed down. So it was a bad accident. But I think the guy that was in the upside down car was

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they were out of the car. See I just don't know. All I know is when we drove by same thing blood

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on this lady's face. She had these wide eyes. Oh yeah. She just looks like like she just didn't

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know where she was just like. And just like sprawl on the ground. I think my brain played

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tricks on me because I thought her torso was like twisted but it like it was like bad. She was

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sitting like this like like you know how like people like have one leg you know when you're

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stretching and you have a leg like this. Yes. And then you go like that. So she was just sitting

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like that. She was sitting on the ground like that. Like she was just like one there was like

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and this was the opposite direction to Tennessee. So I'm right. I am mobbing in the Tesla. I'm driving

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so fast the whole way. No I'm but within reason like I cook on road trips like I'm deliberate.

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We pass that thing dude. And do you remember I literally I'm like I got in the right lane

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in Semi's are passing me and I'm a shell of myself just like just so messed up. It was so crazy.

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Anyway. Wow. Lots of anxiety inducing things on that trip. You started it out with. Yeah.

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I started out with a panic attack and ended with the dead woman. She wasn't dead. She was fine.

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She would have been fine. No. And here's the thing really though traumatizing trip for sure.

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The flight from Atlanta back to Phoenix was so it was so turbulent that they didn't offer drinks

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until 20 minutes until the flight and they couldn't move the carts. We couldn't get drinks. Remember

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that. We were the last people to get drinks. We were so I dude I was I was bent. I needed water.

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No I needed a life saving ginger ale. I bet it tasted so good. Yeah I was quite good.

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Clenched my thirst and it was so this one comes from Am I the Devil naturally. It was originally

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posted to ask men advice which is very relevant. That is a terrible subreddit. Ask men advice.

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I hate it already. OP didn't want to hear the girl's thoughts on this. That's my preface.

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Am I the asshole for refusing to carry my girlfriend's luggage that she overpacked with

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unnecessary things. Of course he asked the men. The petty Olympics. Yeah exactly. He doesn't want

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to hear from the women. Yeah. Managed to book a short weekend trip to the countryside that was on

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a massive sale with the holidays being over. Long story short my girlfriend packed like she was

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moving to another country and expected me to carry it to the car out of the car and into the place

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where we'd be staying until Monday evening. Each time I reminded her that I had told her not to

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pack so much since we wouldn't need it all. She never listened and proceeded to pack whatever she

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wanted. Now she's sulking and refusing to talk. My way of thinking is that if she packed it

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she carries it. That is the entire post. Wow. So this girl doesn't overpack. Let's just break this

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down. So this guy books this vacation and he tells his girlfriend don't overpack. She overpacks

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or she's got a big old suitcase and he's like no into the airport, into the car, the Uber,

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wherever he makes her carry her bag. That's obviously very heavy all around on their little

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vacation. That's valid. He's like no. Go good. So you'd be one of the guys on Ask Men advice being

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like oh yeah, duh dude. She has to carry it. Of course. What do you think? So this is like whether

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it's we're packing the car to go camping or whatever. When it's like the princess stuff,

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I will be the first one to tell you. It could bother me but I would be damn sure to not let it ruin a

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vacation. Yeah. It's like if I told you hey don't overpack, I don't want to lug that thing everywhere

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for you and then you're just like and like take it babe. Like just get my bag. It's so heavy. I

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can't take it. I'd be like a little annoyed but guess what? I'm picking it up and I'm putting it

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in the car and I'm like I'm not going to be like no you're on your own. Pick it up. Can you even

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pick it up? Go ahead. I can't. Yeah. I'd be like sorry I told you. Does it not have wheels? Well

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it's so and it does but like to put it in, take it into the hotel like yeah just to do all the stuff

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like. I feel like when I go on vacation with you I'm taking my bag.

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Absolutely zero percent chance. Zero. I'm not just like rolling it around in the airport and stuff

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like picking up, putting it in the car. Yeah you're awesome and help me with that but you're not

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carrying both suitcases through the airport. Well no but how first of all nobody needs to know this.

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We have flown places together like twice. One was our honeymoon. There's so many good comments on

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this post that it's going to be hard to pick which ones I want to read. The first one is if 90s sitcoms

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taught me anything you move them and unapologetically make fun of her for it. So that was like so

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fitting. Think of like friends or whatever. It's like I told you not to pack everything like you

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never blah blah blah like make fun of you and then you just move it. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like yeah

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you deserve to get some grief but you still do the thing. Yeah. I think that's every woman that

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exists over packs. My wife packs like we're moving to Effing Mars. Just carry the bags. They are

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worse things to fight about and bigger issues to die on. Yeah. Good job boys. That was that was

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decent. Hold on a second. These boys aren't letting me down. You're 100% in the right. You have

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sole ownership of the moral high ground. Is that better than enjoying your weekend getaway?

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You could have carried the luggage and you'd be enjoying Bang Fest 25 but now you're waging

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a cold war over a minor annoyance. Literally there are more important things bud.

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Bang looked really bad. No like actually let's get real. You're waging a cold war over a minor

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annoyance. That's how long do you think it took that guy to come up with that call. He's like

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bam. Bang war right now. Dude some people are so cold blooded. Some people are so good.

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Yes. This is from free falling again. So many white knights in here perpetuating princess

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behavior aka guys like me. Reason already flew out the door when she decided to pack irresponsibly

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and now some people are saying she shouldn't be held accountable for her actions and the man has

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to pick up after her because she's sulking. Giving in is how you make the rest of your life with her

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miserable for you. Okay bud that is dramatic. I literally don't want to hear anything that comes

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out of your mouth. I want the people to voice their opinions on this one because this really is

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like a little divisive. There is conversation to be had about like but he did tell her not to do that.

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So like he has a valid point to being a little bit annoyed that she doesn't care that he has to pick

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it up for but it's like if you just do it you don't you don't ruin bang fest 25. Exactly. Like you

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just move the suitcase for because it's really not that big of a deal and that's the way I look at it.

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Whether I'm like if I'm like oh my gosh I loaded all of our camping gear again I'm all mad about it.

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It's like but who cares because we're going camping and like why am I going to be all

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bent out of shape about it. I'm going to forget about it 10 minutes down the road. That's that's

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just my take but maybe there's some single dudes out there probably 15 of them that are going to die

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on the hill of die on the hill of like no you you stand your ground. She better freaking respect you.

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And the fact that he's like the rest of your life is just going to be

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hell because you picked up her luggage for her. This is just a slippery slope my guy.

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It could be. Oh but what I was going to say is there was more comments I can't find every

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single good comment that I read on this post but they they talked about how sometimes women bring

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like the communal snacks. Sometimes women bring like you know things that people share. Obviously

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you're going to have like you have to bring all of Isla's stuff in our bag like wipes and diapers for

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in case we get stranded in the desert for six months like all that stuff has to go in your bag.

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So every piece of underwear we've ever had owned in our lives goes in that suitcase.

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Yeah no it's true and like we have curling irons we have makeup we just have so much more stuff

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that we need on a day to day basis that it's like it's natural for it to be a little heavier.

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Yeah and if you're in your period tampons and pods take up space. Yes but not it's like diapers.

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No wait though. Think about weight. Well she's because we don't I don't think any guy really

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cares about the bag being big it's the fact that it's heavy it's like we're we don't want to like

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overexert ourselves always. Well this guy needs to work out more. Yeah use your legs.

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Stop lifting with your back. This is true off my chest. When asked if I'm enjoying an app

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I always say no.

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I feel a bit bad about it as I work in software myself but when an app asks are you enjoying the

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app I always press no. I get on an app and I want to do my thing and I have no patience.

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On top of that many of these surveys pop up in a way that is similar to pop up ads.

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So about half the time by the time I realized it was asking me a legitimate question I've

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already hit no. Anyways I get on the app to do my thing not to be interrupted. I know it's a minor

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thing but it's annoying. The apps I've answered honestly in the past with yes they still keep

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asking me stop. I don't remember what app it was but I hit no and it didn't ask me any further

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questions so now I always hit no and hopes that more apps will stop. I'm sure I'm messing with

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all sorts of fun metrics. I might actually love the app but please stop interrupting me.

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Petty of course but damn no matter what I say the questions never stop. So I always hit no now

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just in case I can save a click or two. If you are an app developer or involved with these surveys

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I'm sure your metrics might look a bit better if you first ask will you take a survey. However if

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you ask often enough I will give your app a negative review and a lower rating because I just want

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to be left alone. So please just let me use your app quit interrupting me otherwise I guess

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continuously inaccurate results which I guess are then accurate because I'm not enjoying it right

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then and there you are interrupting me. That guy how important does he think he is that like

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his not taking the survey is going to sway the metrics dog nobody. Most people are not going

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to be like oh yeah this is perfect I was actually hoping to leave a five star review right now I'm

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just going to express everything I love about Instagram or whatever like oh man he's like yeah

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I'm glad he got that off his chest that's yeah I'm like actually shook that you you know what

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this instantly reminded me of is Isaiah for some you know like after the self-checkout at Walmart

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and it's like rate your experience you know like whatever he takes the time to do one star

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or just exit out of it completely I'm like it literally takes one click to get him a five star

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it's the same amount but he just we you love Walmart you literally just want to go walk around

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Walmart all the time are you this guy pretty much that's why he relates so much to this and we're

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just like what the f*** are you talking about it's not funny at all it's like it's like no you're like

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I enjoyed my experience but you're gonna get a one this is my favorite I'm like six hours a day on

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this app but I'm too locked in to let you know that I cannot believe that someone posted that on

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true off my chest and not like nerds unlimited well just think about it like you night yes that's

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like the most if you really think about it that's so petty because it's like it takes the same amount

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of time to press yes like marley said it's either you like you can press yes or no and just but then

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usually but yes does take you to other questions no it just says are you enjoying the app yes or no

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no it's the next prompt 10 out of 10 times it'll take you to another thing you don't know because

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you've never hit yes in your whole life because you're the guy that always hits no and the one star

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instead of the five star that is hilarious and it does it says are you like are you enjoying this

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okay hit yes and leave us a five star review or whatever it's like yeah petty af this is am i the

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asshole for proving that my nephew does not have food allergies what don't don't think about that

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everyone is mad at me i'm going to be honest i say i don't understand why i'm a 17 f by my older

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sister's 22 nephew is four around two weeks ago my sister and nephew moved back in with my parents

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because she lost her apartment i have no issue with that but my sister claims that my nephew

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has all these different allergies she claimed he was allergic to onions garlic bell pepper and all

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spicy peppers and a lot of other stuff my sister has always been a notorious picky eater and a lot

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of the things that she's claimed he was allergic to were things that she didn't like to eat i didn't

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believe he has had all these allergies and it pissed me off that my mom started cooking differently

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and that the food hasn't been good since she came back home like garlic like no garlic i wanted to

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prove she was lying she went out sunday to run some errands and i left and left me with little

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dudes to to watch i thought it would be fun to make little pizzas for lunch we made little

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pizzas with roast garlic spinach and bell pepper just like i thought he ate them no problem and

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loved the food i took pictures while we made the food when all my family got around for dinner i

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showed my mom what my nephew had and i did for lunch and told everyone he enjoyed his garlicky

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pizza my sister got extremely mad and started yelling and screaming at me at the dinner table

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he accused me of trying to poison her child i told her that i was just proving what a liar she was

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and told her she was a shitty mom for not feeding her kid food she didn't like and telling people

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he's allergic so he can't try them my mom ended up sending me to my room i'm being punished

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i'm being punished because i did something dangerous but in reality i know my sister was

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lying i need to know if i'm an asshole for exposing her for this and just can't see it am i the asshole

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no she's not yes she is dude you are you are what if he was actually allergic she what would

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she have done but like you can know like like i feel like with some of my i feel like with some of

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my siblings i can tell when something's like yeah no way you're just no okay like what if it's that

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scenario or it's like dude you're i know you're picky i know you hate those foods your whole life

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right and now your kid is allergic to the exact things you hate like nah and they're pretty odd

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things to be allergic to but like in the off chance that he was actually allergic to even just one of

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those things like what if garlic was like the only like actual real thing yeah you know like what

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would she have done in that scenario like he would have gone into anaphylactic shock his throat

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would have closed like she didn't know where an epipen was didn't like they could have died

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could literally have killed him yeah but he didn't obviously exactly but there's always that chance

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so it could literally you don't know right you're you're like oh yeah i'm gonna prove i'm gonna prove

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to them that i know better she's 17 so she is absolutely the little dumb asshole like yes because

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you don't know and that's a human like it's just it's just too risky like somebody tells me their

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kid has a food allergy even if i know for a fact that they're lying like i perceive it's a lie i

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wouldn't be willing to take the risk because like yeah what happens if they they start going into

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shock and they can't breathe and you're like cool so epi pens like two grand i guess i could throw

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some benedryl down its throat and see what happens but like i don't know that is anyone in the whole

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world allergic to bell peppers what like they'd have to be allergic to like the soil the chemicals

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in the soil that they grow in or something i just feel like you could literally be allergic to anything

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i hate bell peppers i don't like them i love them i'll avoid them like the plague i really haven't

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eaten them much because why would you they're gross so she googled it bell pepper it says yes

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it's possible to be allergic to bell peppers though it's not common a bell pepper allergies

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an immune system overreaction to the proteins in the pepper and flaxis is one of the one of the

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bi-products they are often associated with the celery birch mugwort spice syndrome we all know

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that one the celery birch mugwort spice syndrome the cbmss like what's what's that gonna i just

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think you need to read i mean dude she's 17 her life is sucking now because food sucks dude i get

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that that's terrible imagine so just for context you're in show low you're 17 okay a hoodie well i

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knew how he was allergic yeah you you did you did you knew but like what if you're you can't

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trust your bs meter when you're a kid right like you would never think in a million years so you would

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you'd be like okay dude here's some here's some eggs here's here's something that could destroy you

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like i think i think it's possible you guys are lying so i'm just gonna i'm just gonna test it out

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but like yeah a little bit i want to see what happens i just think she knew for a fact that

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her sister was just bs-ing because she didn't want to eat those foods like she just knew

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like if you know but she doesn't know you know but you don't was she there for the panel

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test but guess what what she was right she was right that's all that matters that she was right

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bs meter i don't know that that's all that matters because you don't just like that's just like no

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matter if you are right or not like that's so obviously petty but like so like condescending

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to just like go behind your sister's back feed her kids something that like take photos of it like

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it's just like it's so not good they have a past yes if she if the kid died it could literally be

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they they could charge yeah her for like premeditated murder yeah that's great that's great yeah like the

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but but but she didn't we know that she was right but that the older sibling was a liar that doesn't

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make it right but doesn't make it right i'd be right but i think the older sister's pissed because

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she got caught she doesn't she's in pissed because you could have killed my kid because she knew that

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she wouldn't because he's not allergic she's like she's pissed because now it's like oh now i'm i now

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i look like the biggest liar ever because i lied about my kid being alert like right but that's why

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she's pissed she's not pissed because of like you could have killed my kid no i wouldn't know if

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he's not allergic when you lie for so long though i think like in your head you kind of make it out

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to be like oh no they aren't so like i think she does feel the sense of like you could have killed

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him she would for sure feel that like she would be so deep into her own life that she'd be feeling

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those things well and like sounds like she's a single mom just lost her apartment she's obviously

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not in a great space yeah so she shouldn't eat her bill pepper i mean yeah it definitely was

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matter of fact like for me just don't lie about being allergic to things or not being allergic

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like peas yeah remember who's that who's allergic to it uh

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that's like one of our first episodes but i just think like

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yeah she don't lie things are good both of them are a problem where's mom this family

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needs therapy she's just like good you're proud like you gotta kill him

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people allergic to spinach i'm allergic as you could be to cooked spinach i just don't like it

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i love spinach i only like it raw yeah you do i do what was that that is a rabbit yeah that was

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literally that was like the mating call of benicula benicula you guys remember that but the vampire

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bunny no we're too young oh okay cool cool i hate you guys i hate you guys

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yeah that's a good story like don't bother me with with the app question not today bitch

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there's this comment it's like right it's like a horrible combo of i'm pissed mommy doesn't cook

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my dinner the way i like anymore and i can't wait to rub my sister's face in how right i am not a

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single solitary thought given to the child's well-being yes that's i was gonna mention that they're like

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in the post i kind of forgot but she's like my mom doesn't cook the way she used to my the meals she

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makes for me every night and not as good that's a picky eater now live without some garlic cooking

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yes like why is there no flavor in the spaghetti like i hate this i hate you mom actually what are

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you allergic to i'm gonna feed it to you i'm gonna kill you just kill them all off that's what happens

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when the pasta doesn't hit well then you have to make your own but then she'll find out they're lying

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when everybody's alive and it's like she cried to kill us

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oh my gosh we gotta end this episode i love i love it i love the how we're just getting into

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the weeds let us know you guys let us know on socials who you think obviously none of us are

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gonna fess up right now so let us know who you think is the fake follow us on socials yes we

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appreciate all the support whether you're a podcaster a social media or a youtuber we appreciate

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you so tune in next week we'll let you know which one was the fake hope you have a great week don't

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