Welcome back to internet frenzy. So let's get it. We back at it again last week was dumbest of the dumbest humans
There were some dummies we start off with my story
Which was about the best friend's wife that said she had an affair with the friend, but she actually didn't horrible
That could go really well with today's theme
True it would have been better for this one. Yeah
Would have been way better for this one. Next was the man with his very stupid, but but very good-in-bed girlfriend
Was that yours? Oh, yeah, of course it was. Of course it was. We're not good these all words. That's all right
She was she was great a dumb, but he was a douche so whatever. Yeah
Next was the guy accidentally sending the pink eye text to Harris his landlord
Yeah, let's go might have been fake and then last was the employee spilling the tea at the company dinner
The wife was I mean that the husband the boss was having an affair with the girl from HR. Yeah
Imagine that money changes you
I've heard I wouldn't know but I've heard that's what happens. I heard to I've seen with my own eyes. Yeah
We're not there yet
We're not there yet when I get five dollars it changes. I get a polar pop. I'm excited
That doesn't cost five dollars you get a box of milk. That's also that's true and have some 25 cents fair change
Just about all right. Who's who had the fake? Oh?
Oh, I thought it was I can't remember where I thought but I think you thought it was me
I'm gonna go Isaiah. I for some reason. I just always think it's you. Oh and no well shout out
No, well, she texts me and said I after listening to last week's episode
She said Isaiah for sure has the fake. Oh, yeah, so she guessed you as well. Oh guess what Noel?
It is not I
Oh, it wasn't me either
Well, Marley, you're the fake sorry
Well, you stumps all of us and Noel so sorry Noel
Look next time. Yeah, try again. Let's see if she can figure out this week and our other listeners
And the rest of you see if we can find out that's right. That's the objective find out which one is AI generated
I feel like it's getting more and more difficult personally. No, I think so too. We're getting good
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Let's get into it this week's topic is women are shitty too. Oh
That's a truth. Yes, it is
It's hard. This is hard. This is steep and I'm ready shitty women because we are those women
We embody that so these are actually true stories about Marley and Whitney
No, no, no, not me. Yeah, no, I'm definitely not I know better than to say anything about this
About their joke this post comes from am I the asshole am I the asshole for kissing my friend's brother without his consent during a truth or dare
Yesterday I was supposed to spend the night at my friend's house with some of my classmates and we were playing truth or dare
There really is no reason for us to choose truth since we already know a lot about each other
So we mostly just went with theirs. It was pretty fun and we had some weird challenges
I was staying next to my friend's brother and when it was my turn a classmate challenged me to kiss him
His sister immediately told my friend to change the dare and so she did to be clear
Her brother did not say anything when he heard the dare and he just laughed
So we definitely so he definitely looked like he was okay with it, right?
Well wrong because after I kissed him he told me WTF I am doing and looked like he was really grossed out by it
I was honestly a bit offended and asked him why he is so grossed by me kissing him
I'm actually a pretty okay looking girl and even if I wasn't there was no reason for him to act like this
He ended up leaving the game and my friend told me that what I did was wrong on so many levels and to get out of our house
My other classmates didn't say anything so I think they were on my side, but didn't want to participate in this argument
I will ask them when they go back home. Anyways, I did end up leaving. Do you guys think I was the asshole here?
Any guy that's single he's probably like 15. She's probably like 17. This is a win for that kid
Okay, just because that was your life growing up
It's not mean
No, dear. So you think that
He needed to say like yeah, you can kiss me before she kissed him. Yeah or
Indicated a little bit more that he wanted to do it. I don't know the dare also got changed
Yeah, so she just like she just was like I really want to do this. Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna pounce on little guy
And she's 17 he's 15 that we don't have ages. No, I say just like oh, it's probably what it is
We do know that it's her like her classmates little brothers the one that got kissed
That's kind of sad
It's just a way and like obviously the way that he responded. He doesn't really need to have a good reason
But he did not like it. It was not
Yeah, welcome. I wish we would have known if she like grabbed his face and like kissed him or if it was leaned in and he just kind
of was like
It was like slow because then he would have time to be like no. Oh, no, he didn't he did not want it
He he got up as soon as the kiss was over. I was like, what the frick are you doing?
Do you feel like she did it out of to like get attention from all of her friends?
Like she thought it would be funny
That's really sad your little brother's friend like
Imagine me doing that to one of your little brothers when I was in like junior high or high school
Sorry, you're my little brother and I would not kiss your little brothers
If it if you kiss one of my friends, I would be pissed exactly why the
Sister was like change the dare and then kicked her out. Yeah, she proceeded to like that. Oh
Okay, now when I think about it
We'll actually go because I wouldn't do that. I think about it in the sisters like I was the guy the boy
Yeah, that's a win really so like if my best friend in high school kissed you
I just think of don't say any names, but just go through the list and it's like you don't get to choose which one
Yeah, it could just be any one of them
If I was 13 18 year old
I think it would have been like did guess what happened to me yesterday
She's the asshole as in the point of view for the girl
I'd be chill but obviously this kid was pissed so it was like a double whammy and just think like
It's just if he's not attracted to her not into her involuntary and she comes on to him like that. She's the worst
What what could we do or tell her to get it through her head that like what she did was not okay?
Could I I will tell you this the internet told her what they say they
Eviscerate her so first I'm gonna read her comments. She made an edit. She said please do not comment yet read this
Okay, I don't know how to explain this without being misunderstood, but could you guys do me a small favor?
I used a throwaway account for privacy reasons, but the thing is if this post blows up
There's a high chance for my friend to still see this. Could you please instead of commenting?
DM me if your judgment is you're the asshole. I promise if I get a lot of YTA DMs
I'm going to accept the judgment as parole three
It's just weird if my friend sees this and sees you're the asshole comments, especially after our last argument
You guys get what I mean, right? Thank you time out. There's more
Edit one. Oh, come on guys. This post is number one in rising now
Can't you please do as I asked would you be okay posting on this subreddit?
Just to get comments full of you're the asshole and your friends sees them and they all laugh at you edit number two
Hey mods, please check your inbox as I sent you a message. It's urgent edit number three
Okay, the mods responded about auto mod and they basically told me to suck it up and deal with it guys
Please just do as I asked I accept my judgment. So she gets it ruined over and over and over again
And she panics on the post but
here
You want us to DM you if we think you're the asshole. Yeah, no, I think I'll do it here
You're the asshole you kissed him without consent doesn't matter if you're pretty or not
Doesn't matter if you know him doesn't matter if he didn't object saying nothing is not consent. He did not consent
Period. Yeah, amen. Somebody else mentioned like obviously if the roles were reversed if the genders were reversed
It's an older boy
Kissing a younger girl. Yeah, we all know where that goes. Here's another good one
You're the asshole laughter is often a nervous reaction and you should not interpret it as everything is okay
Him being grossed out is his right even if you're a supermodel. There are plenty of gorgeous people
I still don't want to be kissed by you should have realized by his sister's reaction that something wasn't right and again
You are the asshole for your dumb PM request
Yes, and it's gross to think that she's trying to be like like I'm actually like a decent looking girl like why like I'm getting
offended by your reaction like mine are not attracted to me
Yeah, like that's disgusting the reason why I picked this post. Yeah was because this is not something that a guy
Would do or could do like this situation is very much I feel
girl specific and like bro like you are the big a-hole for sure
And yeah, I just thought this whole thing was like this screamed
Girl yeah, it's screamed women are shitty too
The thank you not all girls just the shitty ones rise to the top
This is so fitting to the theme you could be the fake. I don't know. Oh, that's a that's a good valid fair point
From somebody that has a fake story. I could have the fake you're up next
But that's I like that that was the first thing she thought of that she she had to say that before
Before we switched her. Yeah. Yeah before it's my turn put it the blame on somebody else
Yeah, yeah, okay, everyone guess what she did focus she was focusing
She did listen to the whole story and comprehend it
I'm so scared to say mine that I don't lose it my turn. Oh, it's like waiting
Wait, he didn't finish the story. We're still in the middle of it
Am I the asshole for sleeping with my husband's best friend to make my husband see how lucky he is to have me so I
I 32f have been married to my husband 34m for six years lately
I felt unappreciated and like my husband takes me for granted
He is always working or enjoying his precious hobbies like hunting or video games over our time together
And I started feeling invisible in our relationship in an attempt to get my husband's attention
I devised a plan that I now regret I noticed that his best friend Jake 33m had always shown interest in me
He comes over to her house often
He literally pays more attention to me than my own husband
He compliments me too, which is very refreshing one night after a few drinks at a party where my husband was busy chatting with others
I decided I was going to really give it a go and flirt with Jake
It felt exhilarating and I thought I might stir something in my husband and of course it didn't his head didn't even turn my way
So I decided to take it up a notch
I asked Jake if he wanted to go with me upstairs to check out the rest of the house
He agreed things escalated quickly and we slept together when we came back downstairs
My husband was wasted with his buddies not even wondering where I went typical
I thought that if I could make Jake fall for me
It would make my husband jealous and realize how lucky he is to have me the next day
I thought I could keep it a secret but Jake texts me about how much he enjoyed the night
Unfortunately, my husband saw the messages pop up on my phone while I was in the shower
When I came out he was waiting for me pissed holding my phone
He confronted me immediately and I felt my heart drop
He didn't manage to know what was going on and I tried to explain my intentions thinking it might motivate him to appreciate me
More but it only made things worse
Now I feel guilty and confused about my actions and I the asshole for going through with this
How?
How stupid we could literally move on
Literally going you know, she's a terrible driver too
Holy crap, it's stupid Jake Jake's an idiot
That's the best friend Jake's the best friend. So let's do a little bit of a digest so to make sure you guys knew
So here's Jake best friend
Then we have the husband the wife the wife feels invisible to her husband her husband doesn't give a crap about her
That's what she feels so she thinks that she's going to flirt with Jake to try and get the husband's attention and be like look
There's other guys out there that want me to you better pay attention to me better treat me right boy
Or you're gonna lose me to Jakey and then five minutes later
Let's go upstairs and go to bang town
Yeah, let's everyone's in the house and we're gonna go upstairs and get down to business
Yeah, and okay, but hold on oh like
First of all, I just have to say it that screams fake to me
It sounds fake because holy shit. How do you just like how do you just eat up the stairs and do that?
Well, I know plenty of couples that have done stuff like that wasted or drinking when alcohol is involved with couples
aka
Swinging parties have we heard of them? They're all over Hulu
Wait, can I can I share something that actually has happened to me before? Yeah?
Yeah, I was like 12 had a girlfriend went to the bathroom came out of the bathroom found out the next morning
No that when I went to pee for 30 seconds. She was making out with this dude
Is that not so he also mentioned he was 13 guess what?
But guess what?
What you know what I did you made out with her no cuz you liked it no right after I sound that out
I went and cheated on her back. Oh
You showed her
That's right
Right, are you through and then I broke and then I broke up with her good
I said hey I cheated on you and then I and then said so we got a breakup. Oh
So you took the blame?
I just wanted her to know that I cheated on her just just so that she could be like oh wow
Like I wasn't the only one cheating. Yeah, see hey, but can I point something out sure Joe the girl started it?
Yeah, she's the worst
She might be the worst human hey instead of having a conversation instead of saying hey
Husband, I'm feeling neglected. Could you could you skip a hunting trip?
Could you could you lay off the video games and pay attention?
Hold on like that. Yeah, I guarantee this woman has said that so many times or she said hey you piece of shit
You should do the dishes that's exactly
Communications
This is my new favorite episode
This one right now and then right after she says do the dishes and he says no she calls up Jake
She's like hey Jake
I'm feeling neglected be naked do my dishes and then do me. Yeah. Oh, yeah Jake. She's the worst
That's that's horrible. Yeah women
This particular woman is bad if other girls if you're out here listening to this right now
And no even if you haven't done it yet, but you think you want to do something different. Yeah
This has been lost his wife at this point and his best friend. Yeah, you know what he didn't lose hunting or video games
Let's go
Down I think it's just like crazy that one second
She's like okay. I'm just gonna like flirt with him
Obviously she like really she wanted to do it. Yeah, well, yeah when your husband isn't giving you attention and this other guy is like
Completely understandable
She's been thinking about it. I'm an idiot when you say like that it's super chill
Yeah, why is he so handsome and giving her attention
Oh, I hope you get full lame
No, that's not what I meant
Every I'm not just no, I'm not justifying what she did. I'm just saying
She obviously has been thinking about it. He was handsome and he's been on her mind for a long time. Can you blame her?
No, I'm just saying she's thought about it
She's definitely has thought about it because you wait just a medium
Women wow, and guess what? She's definitely thought about it. That's revelatory
And guess what she's
While she was thinking that that's shit. She was an asshole while she was thinking. Yeah
Like oh, he's just he's playing video games again. He's like he's not with me again and Jake's doing back flips right
I wonder what Jake is doing right now. Yeah
Dang is Jake me. No single. Oh good
And he probably does that to every married couple in the state
So there's one comment that I did like I said
You might have thought this would make him realize your worth, but it just created more problems
Relationships need open communication not betrayal
Yeah, and then there's other ones saying like you suck your husband sucks in your best friend sucks and one guy said
What if that's not even true what that he doesn't give her attention
It may be but I don't her do something like that. She's definitely trying to justify what she was doing
She for sure is she could have reverse engineered the whole thing
She could have been like I want to sleep with Jake and
The only way I can do it is if I tell my husband that I was just trying to get his attention and that's why I did
How could you tell the difference that make things better?
This is from am I the asshole am I the asshole for breaking up with my fiancee after hearing her bullying
My ex-girlfriend we have been together three years engaged for one before her I dated Sarah 34 female
We all are acquaintances and while we don't hang out with Sarah occasionally
We run into her while my breakup with Sarah wasn't amicable. We are very cordial now
We don't talk but my fiancee didn't keep it this way did she we were at a housewarming party and Sarah was there
Which set my fiancee on edge and I noticed that but I didn't say anything because she's an adult
Then I overheard her talking to Sarah and some other girls my fiancee was laughing and telling Sarah omg
You are so fat now. It made me it when Sarah left. I asked my fiancee what the f
She laughed and said it was nothing Sarah did look like she gained a little weight
She left to get more wine and one other friend told me that my fiancee always bullied Sarah
I don't want to be married to a bully. I tried talking and discussed discussing it why it wasn't okay with my fiancee
But she was brushing it off and not seen any problems. I broke up with her
She started crying and begging but I said it was over. I don't want to be married to a bully
She called me the asshole and that I chose Sarah over her my fiancee everyone is calling me an asshole
The only reason I can think of to why she calls me the asshole is that my fiancee liked me way before we got together
Even before I got together with Sarah
So maybe it was personal for her given the new information that my fiancee never liked Sarah and I got together with her
I feel like he did the right thing if you're seeing your fiancee, right? Yeah, you're seeing your fiancee
Literally bully someone right in front of you and like it's nothing
Right and you confront them about it and you're like hey like what the heck is that all about?
You come to find out she's been doing it for years, right? I don't know that would be really hard for me. I don't
Love that. Yeah, that's a major. It is a big turn off
Very on the track and there probably was more to her
Characteristic wise that he just didn't really vibe with like maybe she was stuck up or right?
I had priorities that were different than his it takes a certain type of person to be that big of a douche to someone's face
Like to fat shame somebody to their face
Yeah, and like in a group like that's like that is f'd up
Yeah, no, that's it. That's enough of an ick to call it off
But it's obviously there's a lot more to it than just the one instance like to me. That's like a big character flaw
Yes, obviously people are gonna say things behind people's backs some people are more of assholes than other people
I don't I mean, I don't think that's any of it is like cool, but to do it to somebody's faces
You're a different level and yeah, she should be single well and think about like I mean that was just Beyonce
He's gonna spend the rest of his life with her. He's gonna marry her
It was a totally different level and when you're looking to marry someone you death there looking at them like okay
They're gonna be the future mother or father of my children
Build a life with them that is definitely not someone you would want to do it with and I'm really glad he
realized she was the asshole and she was
shitty and said goodbye honestly you shout out to him for having the balls to call it off if that is the only thing that
He could cite that's the only reason that he could give like
Good for you, bro. That's yeah, he must have a good feeling read this comment. This is from OP
He says according to my friend my fiance has always bullied Sarah for not being from our social status
I didn't know anything about it never noticed it either. You're not in our club
You're not rich like us and you're fat. Bye
Wife cheated while I'm deployed wow that I think that's all I need to say
I learned back in April that my wife of five years 30f was having an affair with a guy
She worked with we have a daughter who is two together. We had build a comfortable life together
Previous to this we had been going through a rough patch, but I thought it would be something we would work through
I'm currently deployed which makes dealing with the issue more challenging to navigate after getting caught
She apologized, but I didn't buy it and I felt I was only being given lip service
We agreed there was no coming back from this and I truly went from being madly in love with this woman
To the sound of her voice and seeing her makes me see red anymore
She expressed multiple times that she hates me wants to be with the affair partner and wants to be divorced immediately
She has this guy over at my house most days of the week late at night
And she brings him around my daughter to just despite me because she says I can do what I want and you can't control me
She has also given this individual the garage coat to to come and go freely from my home
She has played the victim card and all this and truly believes the lies. She's telling me
I want so bad every day to post this to social media and destroy her and her image since she's always cared so much about
Public perception of her I feel like there's things in there
But he is not saying like why does she hate him so bad or is she actually that crazy?
He's deployed. Let's so I'm with you
Listen, I'm with you. I I'm gonna give her a shred of the benefit of the doubt and say that there has to be something more
To the story as to why she hates him so much and he's just presenting like the very clean cut. She cheated on me
I'm serving America and I did nothing wrong
But she's banging some other dude and letting him in the house all time blah blah like
1000% there's more to the story. However
Unless he's cheating while he's deployed or something. Yeah, she's still
Yeah, yeah, definitely don't cheat on us American soldier
Is she asking for a divorce? I might have missed that like she wants one. He wants it, but why doesn't he?
Well, he's deployed like I'm sure that you wouldn't want to be like yeah
Just fax me the paper and I'll sign the divorce one
Yeah, I'm sure you have to figure it out when he's like that
But wait, there's more there's some kind of text
He says I'll share the exact text that happened in the last few days between her and I I know that the things have been hard for us
For quite some time now, but I also know that it doesn't give me an excuse to do what I did
Yep, I am truly sorry for that. I am sorry that I hurt you in a way that will probably never be repaired in your eyes
I'm not asking you to forgive me because I know that you have every right to hold a grudge
With that being said I want us to get back to a healthy place where we can discuss
Child and a parenting plan for when you get back
I understand if you don't want to do that and want to go ahead with court determine a parenting plan
I am just trying to do what is right for the child. So let me know I do not want to fight
Her following up the next day. Let me know if you want to schedule a time to talk about the child
I prefer to correspond about matters such as a child or the way ahead as far as your text from last night
I'm still thinking it over and getting my thoughts in order before I give a response her. That's fine
I understand we can talk through text take your time if that's what you need
I won't rush you my response a week later
I don't wish to fight and would like to move forward
But I won't compromise on what I expect as far as acceptable terms for the way ahead
If these terms can be agreed on I'm more than okay with settling out of court having my attorney draft the documents
And so like what he's saying is he just wants 50 50
Yeah, and like all the money is split like very fair. Yeah, it's all fair stuff. Love to hear about a good clean divorce
Yeah, like
Son of really cordial then this is what she said. Well, I was thinking more of a progressive
Parenting plan for the child. She's only two and is very dependent on me
She hasn't seen you in a year and and will be very uncomfortable leaving me and going with you
And even before you left she was very attached to me. So what I was suggesting is the first year do 80 20
Then the next year 70 30 and work our way to 50 50
That way she is more comfortable and that gives you more time to get settled all the major decisions would still be decided by both of us
I don't care about anything else in your agreement. That's not what I'm worried about or me
I'm not at all willing to do anything less than 50 50 and then she goes
I know but I'm asking you to put aside your pride and do as best for the child. I get where she's coming from
I get where she's
Bad, just yeah, I get where she's coming. No, no, no, but I get that like the child probably
Definitely is more dependent on her more attached to her which is but like a whole year of
Like well like how long is this? I'm gonna be deployed. Yeah
How do you know that bro
How does this work when he gets the child he has to be home? No way
He's gonna get deployed but what like what do you think he's gonna do if he gets deployed then obviously the child's gonna go back with mom
He better. I think he's probably get end his career with
Being in the army. I got it. Well, it just depends like there's yeah
There's if he did then a hundred percent fifty fifty. Don't yeah, don't take the job into account. Just think you have
Yeah, but not like 80 20 for a whole year. Like how is that gonna make it better? Okay?
I don't care. She sucks. She cheated on this guy when he left to go serve our country so that we could be free
She's a yeah
No, but listen, this is that this is the real point the whole point is that she didn't she didn't suggest 80 20 70 30
Because of his deployment because of the potential of him going back
She suggested that because she said the child's really attached to her
No, if you guys are getting divorced child needs to learn to be comfortable with that
So the best thing is 50 50 right away
No way around it. Yes, the mom is gonna go through separation anxiety. She's gonna be devastated
But that's a choice when she decided when she decided to yeah give some other guy the garage code
One four three two
pound
Town he got your job. Oh what happened is the neighbor across the street called him and said hey
I think your wife's cheating on you
I saw that in one of the later texts and then that's kind of how he caught on and figure that just out there like in the
Battlefield you get in one night and it's like hey an important message
Like oh Jerry Jerry texted me. I'm wondering why he's gotta say oh this guy in a fort focus outside
For some reason he knows how to get into the garage
Some dude rolled up in the Dodge neon
He a soul your wife and your daughter call him daddy
Wait are you back
You look really good
Good, okay, who do we think is the fake? I don't know. I don't think it's Isaiah
Who's the fake?
Yeah, yours is good
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