1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040 Welcome back to internet frenzy. What is good? 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,480 What's good y'all? 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,600 So many things. 4 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:06,400 Let's go. 5 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,600 Oh, my Dr. Pepper, crispier than crisp. 6 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,440 You're gonna have to edit that out. 7 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,240 Yeah, that was pretty bad. 8 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,480 I actually really like that. 9 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,120 Okay. 10 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,160 America. 11 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:18,640 Woo! 12 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,040 Sponsor us Pepsi. 13 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,600 Don't you think none of us have a Pepsi? 14 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,280 We are all drinking Dr. Pepper as we speak. 15 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,080 That's true. 16 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:28,720 Okay. 17 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,240 All right. Welcome back everybody. 18 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:31,520 What's up? 19 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:32,480 Another week. 20 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,440 Let's freaking do it. 21 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:34,880 Quick little recap. 22 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,080 Last week's theme was behind closed doors. 23 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,320 Had some good ones. 24 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,480 We got to find out which one was fake. 25 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,040 First of all, renting an Airbnb to catch up with your 26 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,160 estranged brother. 27 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,600 That was crazy. That was Marley's. 28 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:51,920 Yeah. 29 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:52,960 That was a good one. 30 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:53,760 Narley's story. 31 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:58,480 We had little foot over there with the wife doing the 32 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,360 divorce prepping. 33 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,200 Little suss. 34 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:01,840 Could be fake. 35 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,080 Next one was my story. 36 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,560 Pretending to mourn the husband's death. 37 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,320 Husband was abusive all those years. 38 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:08,720 Yeah. 39 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:09,920 Yeah, that was rough. 40 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,000 And then last but certainly not least, 41 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,920 seeing sister's poison search history. 42 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,640 Yeah. 43 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,600 That was crazy. 44 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,120 So crazy. 45 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,560 That was so spectacular. 46 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,840 Oh my god. 47 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,640 It's so like, it's so crazy. 48 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,080 It was a true story. 49 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,600 No, so cruel. 50 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,920 You know that trend is going around where they're like, 51 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,680 you know, where they like clap. 52 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,000 Yeah. 53 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,280 And they're like, yay. 54 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,560 It was literally that. 55 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,360 Give me the money. 56 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,000 Yeah. 57 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:44,080 Yeah. 58 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:44,720 Yeah. 59 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,600 Well, you know. 60 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,560 It was crazy in Rome. 61 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,480 That was pretty insane. 62 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,520 It was crazy. 63 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,400 It was crazy. 64 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,960 Actually, as soon as I said that was crazy, 65 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,960 you all busted out laughing. 66 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,080 There was no silence. 67 00:01:59,280 --> 00:01:59,760 Oh, no. 68 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,920 It was like going to melt in silence. 69 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,880 There was a chunk. 70 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,840 We must have forgot. 71 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:04,800 I'm delusional. 72 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,360 It was like. 73 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,480 You're trauma blocks. 74 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,400 We all really looked at each other. 75 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,680 Did that really just happen? 76 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,720 That was crazy. 77 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,680 I pause. 78 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,440 I feel like you hear that, didn't you? 79 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,240 Wait a minute. 80 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,400 Anyways, I was just saying, 81 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:36,160 I'm excited to see what this week's all about. 82 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,400 We're starting today off with a bang. 83 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,080 And we're doing Tinder horror stories. 84 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,080 It's going to get crazy. 85 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:44,720 I'm scared. 86 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,640 I'm not scared. 87 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,560 I'm a little spooked. 88 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,640 Do you have any of your own Tinder horror stories? 89 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,760 You probably do. 90 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,200 Yeah. 91 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,160 Not buying. 92 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,600 You have a Tinder horror story. 93 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:57,680 I do not. 94 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,640 I'm just chill with it. 95 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:58,960 Okay. 96 00:02:58,960 --> 00:02:59,440 I do not. 97 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,560 Please tell yours. 98 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,440 No, it's not. 99 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,120 It's not for the podcast. 100 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,120 Do you guys want to hear a cool confession by me? 101 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:05,440 Yes. 102 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,360 I've never had any dating apps. 103 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:08,640 Wow. 104 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:09,760 That's amazing. 105 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,600 I've been authentic. 106 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,680 Well, you guys also were high school sweethearts 107 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,800 and then went on a mission 108 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,160 and then came home and got married. 109 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,440 Yeah, there was no time. 110 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,840 Were you ever even single after age 12? 111 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,240 No, I wasn't. 112 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,520 Makes sense. 113 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,640 So, yeah, dating apps were not a thing for you. 114 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,280 Ah, dating apps were fun though. 115 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,280 They were a vibe. 116 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,280 Oh, I mean, hey, there's some good things about it. 117 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,400 You should have swiped up on bunch of catfishes. 118 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,400 Swiped right. 119 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,360 It really is like totally fake, everything. 120 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,080 My date has a terminal illness. 121 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,160 We've talked back and forth for several weeks. 122 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,280 She's beautiful, like not a conventional 10 out of 10, but she checks all my preferences 123 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,280 and boxes. 124 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,780 So to me, she's a 10. 125 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,600 She's the funniest girl I've ever talked to. 126 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:52,600 She's kind. 127 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,600 She's caring. 128 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,600 She seems to dig me. 129 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,600 I'm not sure why. 130 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,880 I thought she was too busy because she worked in healthcare. 131 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:02,440 The actual reason is she has a terminal illness that ensures that she will be dead or severely 132 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,040 incapacitated by the time she's 30. 133 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,240 She's currently 21 and wise beyond her years. 134 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,680 She has a very stable job and is far more mature than anyone I've ever met. 135 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:15,120 We met only once because she feels it's unfair to let someone love her and she was starting 136 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,400 to feel like we had something to help me. 137 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:21,960 She told me this morning, my heart sank, but I cracked a few jokes about it, made her laugh 138 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:22,960 a little bit. 139 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,400 A few felt great to make her laugh. 140 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,200 The date we had is one of my favorite moments of my entire life. 141 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:32,600 It was passionate, calm, light, funny, and well, the first night we eft, but in the morning, 142 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,520 once the booze ran out, we made love. 143 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,640 I've been obsessed with the kiss she gave me on my neck. 144 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,640 This is poetry. 145 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,040 There was something so sincere about it. 146 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,880 I'm lusting, hard, and beyond the lus... 147 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:45,880 Oh, shh. 148 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,800 I feel like there was so much more underneath. 149 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,800 Guys. 150 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:51,800 He's in love. 151 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,800 It's not. 152 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,800 It's not. 153 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:54,800 It's not. 154 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:55,800 It's not. 155 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,800 It's not. 156 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,800 It's not. 157 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:58,800 Hard. 158 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,800 It's not. 159 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,800 It's not. 160 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,800 I lussed hard for you. 161 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,800 It's not love. 162 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,200 I asked my dad for advice. 163 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,920 He met the love of his life, she died of lung cancer after five years. 164 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,560 He told me, son, if you feel this is right and you love her, just go for it. 165 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,880 I asked my dad for advice. 166 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,960 He met the love of his life and she died of lung cancer after five years. 167 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,440 He told me, son, if you feel this is right and you love her, just go for it. 168 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:25,840 If I had known day one, she was going to die knowing all the good time we had had before 169 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:26,840 she died. 170 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,080 I'd still do it in a heartbeat. 171 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,040 She made me a better man in so many ways. 172 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,080 And so I'm my dad's son, right? 173 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,840 I think she's worthy of being loved. 174 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,680 I want her to experience it truly. 175 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,920 I want to be there for her and get her mind off death. 176 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,360 I want to fall asleep holding her next to me for all the time that we thought. 177 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,600 I'm going to see her tomorrow to give her flowers and a drawing I made for her. 178 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,600 She seemed really happy about it and told me to knock on her door so she could steal 179 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,600 a hug. 180 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,600 I'll try to steal a kiss. 181 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,600 Oh my gosh. 182 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,600 This is so dirty. 183 00:05:54,600 --> 00:06:02,320 But I feel like if there's a God, I must be an effing joke to him. 184 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,880 I just got dumped by my girlfriend of 12 years for my best friend of 20 years. 185 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,400 And through three Tinder dates, I had the worst day in my life with a crazy girl, a 186 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,320 very awkward date with someone that absolutely didn't look like their pictures. 187 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,360 And the best date in my life is with a dying girl. 188 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:22,640 My life is an effing sitcom at this point. 189 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,800 Hope your dating life is going better than mine. 190 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,000 That's a good turn. 191 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,200 Let me finish. 192 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,960 I'm starting to think that this Tinder thing sucks. 193 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:38,080 If anyone has experience dating people with a terminal illness, let me know. 194 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,000 Oh, that's kind of sad. 195 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 That's probably a little mean. 196 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:48,080 And there's a lot of people that, like, it's like a whole another story time in this comments. 197 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,480 Oh my gosh. 198 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,480 Yeah. 199 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,480 That poor guy. 200 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,480 No, he's so in love. 201 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,680 But at the same time, like, the poor girl, what do you mean? 202 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,680 Yeah, exactly. 203 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:58,680 Let's go to that. 204 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,680 The poor guy. 205 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,680 Oh, this guy, he's just giving me a little break. 206 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,680 Oh no, poor guy. 207 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:08,240 I'm lost so hard and I can't go for her because she's gonna die. 208 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:13,680 Like, bro, if that's your only problem in life is you are lost and you can't have it, 209 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,680 get in line. 210 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,680 Wow. 211 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,680 Are you? 212 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,680 No. 213 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,680 No, I just feel bad. 214 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:25,040 I just feel bad for that girl because she's like holding herself back from living because 215 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,040 she's like... 216 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,040 She's just not gonna love. 217 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,040 Yeah. 218 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,040 And she loves him? 219 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,040 Oh, for sure. 220 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,040 Probably. 221 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,040 Sounds like it. 222 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,040 You think so? 223 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,040 It seems like it. 224 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,040 Yeah, it seems like... 225 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,040 Okay, not mine. 226 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:41,040 It seems like they, like, have times where they, like, they were, like, loving each other, 227 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,040 not just, like, doing it just because. 228 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,040 That's true. 229 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,040 You're right, you're right. 230 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:49,040 But do you think it makes her more attractive that she does? 231 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,040 Like this, like, you think like this is it? 232 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,040 And like, all, like, yes. 233 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,040 You know, you always kind of want what you can't have type of thing? 234 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,040 Oh yeah, for sure. 235 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,040 But you're right. 236 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,040 People want what they can't have. 237 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,960 He's kind of chasing her a little bit. 238 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,480 So what if it was like the opposite and she was pursuing him more? 239 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,040 Do you think he would not be losting so hard? 240 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,960 Yeah, probably. 241 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:12,040 I think he would be trying to get out of the situation. 242 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,040 Yeah, I agree. 243 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:19,040 But it was kind of just weird how he was so happy the whole time and at the end he's like, 244 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,040 my life sucks. 245 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,040 Okay, well, it kind of does. 246 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,040 Did you hear everything he's been through? 247 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,040 Yeah, everything tracks. 248 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,840 Like, of course his life sucks. 249 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:31,080 His girlfriend of 12 years left him for his best friend of 20 years. 250 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:36,080 So he lost his best friend and his girlfriend went on a date with the dweeb and a crazy 251 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,080 girl and then a dying one. 252 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,840 I'm sorry, that sucks. 253 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:46,080 Okay, daddy gets to love for another nine years max and the last couple of years of 254 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:52,320 it based on what he said, she's going to be like deteriorating and not coherent. 255 00:08:52,320 --> 00:09:00,720 That's like, that is, should be a movie one and two could not draw it up worse for a fella. 256 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,080 But his dad, his dad was pimp though. 257 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,320 I liked his dad's advice. 258 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,480 Yeah, because that's a generational pattern you got to keep. 259 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,880 I've been through it and I am grateful for like he was happy. 260 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:12,880 I feel for him. 261 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:13,960 That freaking sucks. 262 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:17,560 This is so embarrassing, but I just have to get this off my chest and tell somebody because 263 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,720 I just thought of this and was cringing so hard at myself. 264 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:24,680 Maybe I just broken up with my longtime girlfriend of seven years and I was trying to make friends. 265 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,680 I use Tinder as one of the ways to do that. 266 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,680 It was in my bio and everything that I was just looking for friends. 267 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:33,520 Anyways, this girl matches with me and is being super flirty asking to meet up and hang 268 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,520 out. 269 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,520 It all goes way over my head. 270 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,720 I legit wasn't thinking about sex at all. 271 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,640 It's so surreal looking back just how bad this girl tried to sleep with me and I just 272 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,520 kept so innocently and accidentally blowing her off. 273 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,000 She must have been so frustrated. 274 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 OMG. 275 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,960 She asks to hang out one day and gives me her address. 276 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:52,720 I drive to her place expecting to hang out and she says we can't stay at her place because 277 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,920 her family is weird. 278 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,200 So she suggests we go to mine. 279 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,360 I live with roommates at the time and didn't want to bring someone I just met to their 280 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,000 space since they just had a kid. 281 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,640 We talked about that and agreed no strangers during this time and it was just past COVID. 282 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,760 So we thought about where we would go and she suggested a hotel. 283 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:11,200 I thought about it and was like, hmm, yeah, it's basically like renting a room for a day 284 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:15,840 and we can grab my PS4 from my house real quick and game on their TV. 285 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,480 I'll even get some snacks. 286 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,560 So we drove to my house. 287 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:22,880 I ran and grabbed my PS4 and then we drove to the motel. 288 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:28,120 The lady working behind the desk sees us 19 F and 21 M walk in and ask for a room and 289 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,960 just gives us a sly smile while handing us the key. 290 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:36,040 The girl got red and I literally didn't know why but didn't think anything of it. 291 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,040 We get to the room. 292 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,720 I start hooking up the PS4 while she just sits there on the bed taking her shoes off 293 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,720 and jacket off. 294 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:49,120 And then I turn on the TV and sit next to her handing her a controller. 295 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:54,280 She starts scooting closer to me and I'm like, okay, so we can either play a co-op RPG game 296 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:58,240 if you want a story or we can go old school shooter if you're looking to compete or we 297 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,600 can team up against online peeps in WWE. 298 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:09,720 And the entire time my mind is just focused on having a good time and hanging out with 299 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,520 my new friend. 300 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,360 We get through a couple hours of playing different games and eventually order a pizza and decide 301 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,360 to watch a movie. 302 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:22,320 So now we're sitting on the bed a whole cushion apart watching a movie about eating pizza. 303 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,840 After it got dark and the movie ended I was like, I guess I should get you home now. 304 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,920 And she was super silent the whole ride back. 305 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,680 I couldn't figure out if I'd done something wrong. 306 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:34,680 After I drop her off and tell her I had fun she literally slams my door close and walks 307 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:35,960 inside. 308 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,200 I was taking her back and spent the whole drive back to my place trying to figure out 309 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,520 if I'd said something or was rude in any way. 310 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,840 Wait and stop right there. 311 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:47,560 I just see that mean you know we're like all the numbers are popping up and like all the 312 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:53,880 math is like he's just like driving home and he's just like what did I do wrong. 313 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,680 Which should have been the Sims. 314 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,480 I went straight to the RPG. 315 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,480 Dang it. 316 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:03,160 She would have played Fortnite. 317 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,360 I texted her a couple days later and she had blocked me. 318 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:10,320 So that's the story of how my completely oblivious ass blue balled some tinder chick who wanted 319 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:15,040 dick but instead got four hours of sorry got six hours of Borderlands and a two hour in 320 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:20,200 depth rundown of the Elder Scrolls lore and why the Khajii have seven different races based 321 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,600 on their births in relationship to the moon cycles. 322 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,600 Six hours. 323 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:32,120 He put this girl through six hours of Borderlands. 324 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,680 Eventually something was going to happen and then he just rise her up. 325 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,800 Actually she was a gamer then. 326 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:43,320 I mean it seems like she had there should have been something where he thought that 327 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,080 playing video games was going to be. 328 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,080 Yeah. 329 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,080 I'm sure they were both like gamers. 330 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,400 He just thought of her as a bro. 331 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,080 So just his new friend. 332 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,080 His new pal. 333 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:56,680 Let's go to the hotel and game. 334 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,560 That's so crazy. 335 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,560 I can't even imagine. 336 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:05,520 That's my favorite story I've ever read on this app. 337 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,520 I'm serious. 338 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,520 That was really good. 339 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,440 Is there any updates like is he having a girlfriend? 340 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,600 Is he studying or is he just lonely forever now? 341 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,040 So there's no updates. 342 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:19,040 There's nothing about like where he's at now. 343 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,960 Just people playing with him. 344 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,680 People just loving him saying that he's the best. 345 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,080 The most most dude in the world. 346 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,080 Most socially aware Reddit user. 347 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,760 Somebody said. 348 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:33,760 So funny. 349 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,520 That was hilarious. 350 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,280 Someone said cringy or not you matched with someone on a dating app. 351 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,760 That is a massive success. 352 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,760 Oh wow. 353 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,120 I mean in this state of his life maybe. 354 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,360 And he was writing it. 355 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,920 He was writing it looking back cringing at himself. 356 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,040 I don't know how old he is when he's writing it. 357 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,040 Yeah. 358 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,720 He said it was right after COVID. 359 00:13:54,720 --> 00:14:00,240 He's like yeah that one time when I literally tortured a girl for eight hours in a hotel 360 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,240 room but not the way you think. 361 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,800 He said that. 362 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,800 Yes. 363 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,800 Bluebald the Tinder chick. 364 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,800 Oh my gosh. 365 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,800 Oh my goodness. 366 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,800 Poor thing. 367 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,960 That was funny. 368 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960 So that poor girl. 369 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:15,880 The top comment the most like highest rated one says now I really want to hear the story 370 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,320 from the POV of the girl. 371 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,320 Oh seriously. 372 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,320 Oh my gosh. 373 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,000 Seriously I bet she's got a rent somewhere. 374 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 And somebody's. 375 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 She has to. 376 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,360 The response to that is I'm picturing her saying something like thanks again for getting 377 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,960 the room you know I was realizing earlier that I haven't had sex in so long. 378 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,560 It's seriously been months. 379 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,320 And him being like dude same. 380 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:41,160 Okay so we're coming up on the mini boss what you're going to want to do next. 381 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:45,240 Gaming is life. 382 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,240 Gaming is life. 383 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,240 For some 21 year old. 384 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:51,680 He was playing lots of games that night. 385 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,680 Yeah. 386 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,680 Precisely. 387 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,800 Oh and this is another this one's so good. 388 00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,640 This comment says legit sad this didn't end up with and that's how I met your mother. 389 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,960 Oh that would have been amazing. 390 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:04,960 That would have been crazy. 391 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,960 That would have been good. 392 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:10,960 I know it's like it would have been way better if they ended up together and having kids 393 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,280 and starting life. 394 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,840 But that's not the way the story goes. 395 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,360 Sky fumbled and it's over and that girls. 396 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,760 He didn't really fumble though. 397 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,760 He didn't care. 398 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:21,760 I mean that's true. 399 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,760 I guess yeah he was just chilling. 400 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,120 And he like honestly no it was a success for him. 401 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,920 He got someone to play PS4 with him. 402 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:30,920 It was a success. 403 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,920 Six hours. 404 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,920 That was a success. 405 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:33,920 I can't fathom it. 406 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:45,920 21 years old like let's get a motel and shoot people. 407 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:46,920 Yeah. 408 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,920 It does not make sense. 409 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,560 I matched with a girl named Sarah on Tinder. 410 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,880 Her profile seemed pretty normal and we hit it off quickly through messaging. 411 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,560 After a week of chatting we decided to meet up for a coffee date at a cafe downtown. 412 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,880 When I arrived at the cafe Sarah was already there sitting at a table. 413 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,760 We began the typical small talk. 414 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,920 As the conversation went on I noticed something unsettling. 415 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,520 Sarah seemed to know an insane amount of personal details about me. 416 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,520 Details I hadn't shared. 417 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,200 For example she mentioned that she knew about my little brother soccer games and even talked 418 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,280 about my favorite video game in a lot of detail. 419 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,400 At first I thought it was just a coincidence so that maybe she had overheard me talking 420 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,880 about these things online but then things started to get really creepy. 421 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:27,040 Sarah mentioned that she knew about my parents anniversary dinner last month and even referenced 422 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,800 a private joke my family has. 423 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,200 I was a bit shook trying to piece together how she knew so much. 424 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,960 I asked her directly how she knew these things and she just smiled and said she had a good 425 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,960 memory. 426 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,800 The conversation took an even stranger turn when Sarah talked about my friends and mentioned 427 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,360 something specific about a recent outing. 428 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:47,120 She even knew about a personal struggle I had been dealing with something I hadn't mentioned 429 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,120 to anyone. 430 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,600 She could tell I was getting uncomfortable. 431 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,160 She starts a playoff saying that she's been following my social media accounts closely 432 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,280 piecing together information from my posts and photos. 433 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,360 She said she was just really interested in getting to know me and wanted to make sure 434 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,840 we had a connection. 435 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,240 I was both creeped out and relieved when the day ended. 436 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,560 I made an excuse about having an early morning and quickly left the cafe. 437 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,440 I decided to unmatch her on Tinder and block her on social media. 438 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,600 I haven't been on a Tinder date since. 439 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,600 The stalker Sarah. 440 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,600 Sarah. 441 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,080 Seriously it's like she's got him bugged. 442 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,720 Can you imagine going into my first date and they know these weird things and you're like 443 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,280 wait wait wait hold on hold on. 444 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,280 Wait what? 445 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,920 Like what do you mean my brother's soccer game? 446 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,680 How did you know about that? 447 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,680 Yeah you didn't. 448 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,680 That didn't bother you at all on our first date. 449 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:34,080 I know what I was saying over there. 450 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,080 Little bears. 451 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,560 Little bear playing with hot wheels. 452 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,280 Eating talkies and cheeseburgers. 453 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,280 That was yesterday. 454 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,280 Yeah that's true. 455 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,280 Ducky vehicle. 456 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,280 Update. 457 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,440 After blocking her on Tinder and social media I didn't think I'd have to deal with her 458 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,440 again. 459 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,440 But things took a darker turn. 460 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,840 Sarah randomly began popping up at places I was at. 461 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:59,280 The first time I was at the mall I spotted her standing near the entrance while I was 462 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,280 with my friends. 463 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,760 I thought it was a coincidence but then I saw her again a week later outside my gym parking 464 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,760 lot. 465 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,960 Each time she didn't approach me but her presence was enough to make me feel uneasy. 466 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,360 So I decided it was time to take action. 467 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:14,040 I filed a report with the local authorities detailing the incidents and providing any 468 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,040 evidence I had. 469 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,640 They took the situation seriously and advised me on steps to protect myself. 470 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,560 It was terrifying I felt relieved to have taken the necessary precautions. 471 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,600 Dang hope OP is okay. 472 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,600 I know. 473 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,320 Because she could kill them. 474 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,320 She really could. 475 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320 That's weird. 476 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,280 That's taking it to a whole other level. 477 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,240 It's not just some girl that has a crush on him that is obsessed or whatever or lusting 478 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,240 hard. 479 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:43,800 It's like she is actually there's definitely some mental health issues there or something 480 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800 because she's crazy. 481 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:51,800 Well what's so crazy is like she had to somehow know who he was before they matched on Tinder 482 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,120 then Brian matched on Tinder. 483 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:59,840 I think they matched on Tinder and then she went to like full on investigating them. 484 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,320 That's what I think. 485 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:06,280 And maybe someone she knows like knows him. 486 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,680 Oh yeah maybe they have a mutual friend. 487 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,920 Like there's a mutual friend and so she was like hey tell me everything you know about 488 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:12,920 this guy. 489 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,000 That could definitely be. 490 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,720 But then I think she went to probably a little crazy. 491 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,040 Man I do really like this dude. 492 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,240 I'm gonna follow him around now. 493 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,240 Oh. 494 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,320 Because she says on the date she could tell he was getting uncomfortable and she said 495 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:28,640 like look like I just wanted to make sure we had like a really good connection. 496 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:33,360 So that's why like on social media I like looked you up and was like basically stalking 497 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,360 your stuff. 498 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,160 Which if someone said that to me on a date like I wanted to make sure we had a really 499 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:42,000 good connection I'd be like why would you want to make sure that's so creepy. 500 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,640 I'm either asshole for not taking my Tinder date along because she just wanted to be friends. 501 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,680 I went on a date two days ago with a girl I was talking to on Tinder for a couple of 502 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,680 weeks. 503 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:58,080 Our date was really planned in advance but the morning of I got tickets for indoor skydiving 504 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:02,480 and thought that that'd be a good way for us to meet up so I invited her for lunch and 505 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:06,040 then skydiving and then maybe a movie after. 506 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,040 That's a good date. 507 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,040 Yeah. 508 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,040 Yeah. 509 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,040 Pimped out. 510 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,040 And it was last minute. 511 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,760 And it was last minute. 512 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,760 I picked her up. 513 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:18,080 We went out for sushi and during our lunch she said she was just looking for friends and 514 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,080 not really dating. 515 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:23,120 Honestly it kind of killed the mood because I'm looking to date more than friends. 516 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:28,000 If she wanted to just be friends though I decided I'd rather do the skydiving with someone 517 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,360 else. 518 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:34,120 So in the middle of lunch I excused myself to call my buddy to see if he was down and 519 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,120 he was up for it. 520 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,760 Oh my god. 521 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,000 I agree. 522 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:44,640 When it came to time to pay for the meal I paid for both of us and told her I had fun 523 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,000 but this is where we part ways. 524 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 She got upset. 525 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 My friend now. 526 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Yeah. 527 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,480 Forget you girl. 528 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:56,280 She got upset and she was excited for skydiving and I told her I'm not looking for more friends. 529 00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:01,960 I was interested in pursuing a romantic relationship and if she's not interested then I'm not interested. 530 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,080 I left her at the sushi place to go meet up with my friend and off we went. 531 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:10,280 My phone exploding with nasty texts all throughout. 532 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:14,880 Was I the asshole the only way I think I might be is I picked her up but didn't bring her 533 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,880 home. 534 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:20,960 Otherwise it's not my obligation to provide essentially a stranger with a fun day. 535 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:21,960 P.S. 536 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,240 Indoor skydiving was sort of lame just for your reference in case you ever wanted to 537 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,240 do it. 538 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240 This guy. 539 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,240 Oh okay. 540 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,240 That's terrible. 541 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,240 I actually love this dude. 542 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,840 I thought I would do similar to what he's doing. 543 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:40,480 If you're spending a full day and you plan it out I know it's a last minute plan but 544 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,320 still you have to plan that so far. 545 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,720 You're sitting across this girl you think she's hot you're interested and she tells 546 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,440 you like oh I'm not looking today I just want to be friends. 547 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,680 She friends on it. 548 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,400 She's not interested. 549 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,520 Why would he keep her the rest of the day. 550 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,480 And honestly she probably wasn't interested in him and that's probably the excuse she 551 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,680 says to all the guys. 552 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,680 Yeah she's not interested. 553 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,000 Maybe she's looking for a chase. 554 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,840 Maybe she's trying to see if that guy even like telling them that. 555 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,840 No. 556 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:13,840 He could have just like I'm gonna show you a good time and change you mind by the night. 557 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,240 Let me tell you something. 558 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:20,600 If I ever went on a date it is messed up because she should not have gone on a date with him 559 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:25,280 because she knew just by the pics just by the vibe that she was not gonna actually be 560 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,280 interested in him. 561 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,640 She was using him for a free lunch indoor skydiving and whatever. 562 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,640 That's exactly. 563 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:36,560 So yeah if she's gonna be smart like I was you just don't tell them until after the dates 564 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,560 award. 565 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,560 Right. 566 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,560 You know. 567 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,560 And then you say well I'm not ready yet. 568 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,840 I'm not ready yet. 569 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,120 Call me later and you don't answer. 570 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:52,760 Then you can kiss me on the neck and lust for me hard later. 571 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,720 And then I'm gonna tell you I'm dying. 572 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,720 Oh. 573 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720 Okay. 574 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,120 Well all our stories are now combined. 575 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,120 Joe any thoughts? 576 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,120 Yeah what? 577 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,120 What do you think? 578 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,480 Yeah do you think this guy's the jerk he should have dropped her off. 579 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,240 This guy's for sure the asshole. 580 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,000 You guys don't think he's the asshole. 581 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 That's crazy. 582 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 I'm with Joe. 583 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 I don't think that's what I mean. 584 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 No listen. 585 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Listen. 586 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 I think she's the asshole. 587 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Hey. 588 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Like imagine a strike like a scout if you want to go and. 589 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,640 Doesn't want to actually like like kiss me so screw her. 590 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,280 But there's the thing she's the asshole she should have never even gone to begin with. 591 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,000 She was in it for a free day. 592 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 100%. 593 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,280 I don't think I'm gonna even do that. 594 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,280 Oh I would definitely do that. 595 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,160 But I would not get caught doing that. 596 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:39,400 Is she the asshole because she led him on for the date? 597 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,000 Because she knew she didn't want to be serious with him. 598 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,360 You're saying she's the asshole for that? 599 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,920 Yeah she should have gone. 600 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,440 She like why are you on Tinder when you're just wanting to have friends? 601 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,440 Ask Joe's friend that. 602 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,640 I've done it a couple of times. 603 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,280 The point is is that she was up front with him right? 604 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,680 She communicated with him? 605 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,520 Not until they were sitting across the table. 606 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,280 The thing is you don't know. 607 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,000 You don't know what that date could lead to in terms of maybe she changes her mind. 608 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,840 Maybe you guys have some more chemistry. 609 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,760 Maybe she introduces you to somebody else. 610 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:15,720 Like it's just better to just put good vibes into the universe and be a good person. 611 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,360 And like he didn't even have fun with this friend skydiving. 612 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,360 So like just make the most of it. 613 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,160 You cannot have too many friends. 614 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,160 That's asshole attitude. 615 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,320 Yeah that was actually so rude. 616 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,360 Like just be nice to this girl. 617 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,360 Finish out the date. 618 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:35,720 And if you don't marry her it's okay because you didn't lose anything other than like 45 619 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,720 bucks. 620 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,720 More than that. 621 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,840 It was kind of expensive. 622 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,280 But that's the risk that you take when you're dating. 623 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,040 You don't know if every single date it's going to be like your person. 624 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,840 It's like that is what dating is. 625 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:51,680 So what if during the dating apps like when they were talking she was really flirty and 626 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,680 things like that. 627 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,320 And so he's thinking it's going to be something. 628 00:24:55,320 --> 00:25:00,000 He showed up to the lunch and she's like yeah no I'm not looking today I'm not looking for 629 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 anything. 630 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,840 Like he obviously was not expecting that. 631 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,640 He would have definitely not even taken her to the lunch. 632 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,640 What if she wants to be friends with benefits. 633 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,640 He didn't even try. 634 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,640 Maybe he did try. 635 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,640 He did not. 636 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,640 He didn't. 637 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,000 He literally hooked up with his bro. 638 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,120 That's pretty pent though. 639 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,840 He got up. 640 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840 Called his friend. 641 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,880 Left her at the sushi restaurant. 642 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,960 This dude is if there is no question in the world this guy is the asshole. 643 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,680 I think they're both wrong. 644 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,040 I think she's wrong. 645 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:36,240 I think her intentions were to get a free awesome day. 646 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,920 What's wrong with that. 647 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,920 And what he. 648 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,600 That has to be 90% of Tinder. 649 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,600 Yes exactly. 650 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,760 So get off Tinder. 651 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,800 I just think if you're not there to actually look for someone to like date don't be on 652 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,800 Tinder. 653 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,760 If you're looking for friends go on Facebook or Instagram and follow everyone you find. 654 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:58,160 Well and that's what that's like proving the point of she was not. 655 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,120 She just was not interested in him. 656 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,120 Yeah. 657 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,360 That was really it. 658 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,680 Or she knew. 659 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,600 Or she just had defenses up. 660 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,480 Maybe she's been burnt a hundred times and so she's like I gotta take this really slow. 661 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,440 Can we just be friends first like we. 662 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,680 Sorry we're not going to a hotel after this. 663 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,680 Like let's just. 664 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,680 I think six hours. 665 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,520 Well I think she could have explained that better than like. 666 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,520 Yeah. 667 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,520 Maybe she didn't have a chance. 668 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,880 I want to take this really slow. 669 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,200 We can go on a few dates but not kissing you. 670 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,080 Do you think he asked that though because it didn't sound like that's really what the 671 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,080 conversation was. 672 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,080 He just jumped straight to my girl. 673 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,080 It was just instantly like he probably didn't even say she probably just brought it up like 674 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,680 oh by the way I just want to be friends. 675 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,480 And he's like oh. 676 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,480 Okay. 677 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,880 There's just no question in my mind because he left her at the sushi restaurant. 678 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,880 Just finish the date. 679 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,480 Okay that's just money. 680 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,080 That he should have just took her home. 681 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,080 Yeah. 682 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,080 And he should have left. 683 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:57,800 He should have like tried to lie to like maybe like hey I got really bad diarrhea like sorry 684 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,080 I can't go do the thing tonight. 685 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,080 Sorry the sushi just went straight through my girl. 686 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,080 Yeah. 687 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,400 Indoor skydiving and diarrhea do not make. 688 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,400 And girls that don't like me do not make. 689 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,400 Yeah true. 690 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,400 So good bye. 691 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,400 So eat shit. 692 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,720 Eat my shit as the first skydive. 693 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,800 So we already know this guy is an asshole. 694 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,760 So maybe like when they were talking no no no listen to me listen to me. 695 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:29,800 They're having sushi and he just gives off bad vibes like that he really is just not 696 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800 a good person. 697 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,920 And she's like oh like I just maybe she did go into it like oh my gosh like I want to 698 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,600 see if this guy is really nice and like if it's going to work. 699 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,560 But then all leading up to like her saying that she wants to be friends like he's just 700 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,560 an ass. 701 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,560 Yeah. 702 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,760 Like just like he's like yeah it's just like only talking about himself or like we don't 703 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,760 have her side. 704 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,800 Maybe she was just like no like this guy is not it like I just want to be friends and 705 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,760 it's completely turned off by him. 706 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,760 Who's the fake? 707 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,760 Who is the fake? 708 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,760 I haven't even thought about that. 709 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,280 I think Marley because that was a crazy one. 710 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,240 What was yours Marley? 711 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,240 Like the termini L. Yeah. 712 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,240 I don't know. 713 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,080 It's like it's giving five feet apart. 714 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,080 Yeah. 715 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,800 I think it's either between I think it's between Joe and Winnie. 716 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,280 No it's mine's real. 717 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,280 The VS the VS for. 718 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,280 I really like Joe's. 719 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,760 Okay the PS4 when that if Joe was going to have a fake story that is exactly what it's 720 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,760 fake story. 721 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,760 That's what I'm thinking. 722 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,760 It was hilarious. 723 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,760 That's fact. 724 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:31,640 I love that you guys like you and Joe's were like you had the counter like the that was 725 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,640 good. 726 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,640 Some guys just want a game. 727 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,640 Some guys want to. 728 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,640 We'll ditch a girl. 729 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,640 We'll ditch a girl. 730 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,640 We'll ditch a girl. 731 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,640 We'll ditch a girl. 732 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,080 Follow us on social media. 733 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,280 Follow subscribe to our YouTube channel. 734 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,120 Give us a rating on your favorite podcasting app. 735 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,120 We love you. 736 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,120 We love you. 737 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,120 We love you. 738 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,120 We love you all listening. 739 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,120 Friends he's on three. 740 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,120 One, two, three. 741 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,120 This this this is done. 742 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,120 We love you all. 743 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,120 Have a great week. 744 00:28:55,120 --> 00:29:10,120 Bye.