Welcome back to internet frenzy. I am Joe. This is my hot wife. I'm Whitney. I'm Isaiah and this is my beautiful wife
Marley Marley
Let's go gang
We ready. I'm excited. This is gonna get good episode
It's gonna be good in this show as a reminder
We bring you four new stories every week from the far and wide corners of the interweb one of which is one hundo percent fake
And your job is to find out which one is fake
Maybe it's Whitney's. It's not mine. So first we have to revisit last week. Yes, who was the fake
Quick recap our first story the non-guilty shooter didn't give a frick about taking out the home invader
Whatever bad boyfriend lasagna stealer was our next one
The whole freaking plate for the whole village
I'm not buying you a sandwich girl, but they for the long sorry leftovers for days
Next one was the bridezilla ex besties. Oh, yes terrible the vampires
I'm convinced
Last but certainly not least Stony and Linda oh
Oh
And Linda the vibe check
She was fake
Yeah, that's where I was fake
Chad GPT can level up. We're gonna work on the prompts. Go. Hey, yeah, see if we'll see if the if the listeners
Found it is easy as we did. Yeah, but it was pretty good. So we're doing the face story. It was yes
It was good. It was good. It was good. I think it was a little too like
There were two like no guy is like that eloquent and all like spicy with his words like that
Well, the problem was okay. There's a few problems. It was the first one
breaking it in and breaking it in for us and
You I felt like whoa chill
No, I felt like it was too. I feel like I went too long with it. Oh really? There was too much story
Yeah, but I thought it was so good. The only thing that caught me was like I haven't had Linda. Yeah
Do that's what I thought you were all really family. Yeah, yeah, don't exclude me
It's sorry sorry and I love it. Yeah, I'd love it. So anyways and like the family you need to be have a family unit every year
So right felt too
Personal but I love the concept. I thought it was hilarious. You did great
That's not why I knew it was fake. What'd you know this thing because if a 70 year old lady ate that much brownies
She's cooked bro. She's not getting off the couch. She's not floating around
She's not like like this is for the soul not the grand
No, that's fair. That's fair. It was just too good. Yeah
My boyfriend falsely staged a drug intervention for me. I'm not addicted to drugs. What do I do? I've been with my boyfriend for three years
Our relationship has been absolutely has had absolutely no issues before this incident
He was been the perfect and most loving partner. However last week
I came home from work to an intervention with all my close family and friends orchestrated by my boyfriend
Who is apparently can convince them that I'm a drug addict for context
I have no history of drug use no behavioral signs that suggest addiction and no reason for him to believe otherwise
I believe he knows I'm not on drugs, which is crazy. I
Believe he knows I'm not on drugs because he has said things to my mom and sister that he knows
To be untrue that things have been going missing around the house
They haven't that I've used his credit card to withdraw money
I don't even have his card details and I've been acting erratically absolutely nothing out of the ordinary
When I confronted him about this he said it's not about the drugs. It's about making sure you're safe
My partner is a psychologist and has convinced my entire family
I am displaying all the hallmark signs of drug addiction
They all insist I'm in denial and that I need help no one is willing to entertain my denials at all
My mom says she isn't willing to have me over to her house
And my sister won't allow me to see my nieces until I go to rehab based on conversations with my family and friends
I believe he's been spinning this story for several months now prior to now prior to staging the intervention
I am super embarrassed as he organized for practically all my close friends family and even a work colleague attend the
Intervention but more than that I feel utterly betrayed and confused
I can't understand his motivation for doing this. Can anyone offer me some insight as to what is prompting this otherwise
Normal man to do this
That's crazy, right? What? Yeah?
Yeah, this is like a horror movie like right psychologist. I know that's creepy
He's terrible the right way is to like stay in do to like oh, yeah
Make it look like that
And he has them all full. Yeah has them all full. That's if she's in the right here, right? You know what I mean?
I'm sketched out. This is where I know that's like my worst nightmare because like I hate being like falsely accused for things
Like that is the worst like as a person like when you know, you haven't done something or that you're not a certain way like
People accuse you that like it just like makes you so angry
And I'm like I can't imagine how she feels to have like a whole intervene and intervention
Do you get the vibe that like she's actually a drug addict? Oh, no losing her mind
Like we're talking like some Shutter Island type stuff like like she's actually just back shit crazy
No, like she's actually on drugs and
And she's just that much like even in the post she's like hey, I'm gonna lie to all of you right and pretend like this is all just
Phony yeah, he's making it up out of thin air one of them is out of their minds
I don't know who I don't know how to tell is there any update or like comments or anything?
Okay comments, this is genuinely one of the most one of the worst slash scariest advice posts
I've seen on reddit really hope she gets out fast. Oh this person said as someone who went through this
They isolate then the abuse starts this post made my blood run cold
so
That's why your fellow people are telling her like get a drug test the hair kind and let them all
Grovel with apologies
Another word. I don't know yeah, why can't she get drug tested?
I mean she's going to that route
Because maybe they might is
Hold on. Yeah, maybe she's like what if she is that's why like that's the first thing I think of if someone says you're doing this
And this okay, let me let's I'll go paint a cup right now
I'm like whatever we need to prove it like why isn't she doing that? She's obviously thought of that
All right, you know his relationship. She's not a lot over chance here in these is like you would do anything
You can't approve it you're innocent and that is one way to easily prove. Yeah easily I
Think she's crazy. I think she's I think she's the crazy one. That's a simple solution, but
It's like not a single one of you would be like hold on a second. I
Have done nothing
nothing
To deserve any of like what is going on if her post is legit like let's just hypothetically go there
They're like she there's nothing on missing. She's not selling stuff for drug money
like there's nothing and
She's dating this dude. It's like I don't know her made her think that she's crazy to the point where he's hosting an intervention
Like I put myself in her shoes just
Hypothetically I like I'm not but what lengths would I go to?
Yeah, like would I do a drug test? Yes, I'd be like
Let's let's do it if it was recommended, but I would also be like probably not thinking I should be doing a drug test
I'd be like yeah, not like offering that up. It's like ah dude. This is this is bonkers. Yeah. Yeah, I
Yeah, I don't know I
I'm torn on this one. She could be a loon, but like it just seems weird to post on Reddit and be like right
Yeah, I like out of thin air this guy is hosting an intervention and I have done nothing like that doesn't
Did she even mention though she wants to break up with him or like anything like that like leave him
Well, the thing is is like it's like at the end she talked about that because I feel um
Can anyone offer some insight as to what is prompting this otherwise normal man to do this
So she's more concerned with like
Even like want to do this to me. Okay. Okay. Okay. It sounds kind of I mean, yeah, we asked you a question to like what?
Yeah
What do we do to help her guys?
Tell her to get out like I know that's the way what people are saying there's like get the
Literally though. Yeah, so well, she's got nowhere to go though her family doesn't yeah
And that sucks too is like everybody's turned against her and they're like not even letting her over at the house
Not letting her see her like he's an nephew. Do you feel like her physical appearance has changed then in order for their family to not like?
No
I feel like it's a penny on the drugs. You're going I
Feel like she's on drugs. Well, if she's if she's getting some of those special brownies like Aunt Linda
Oh, yeah, she's not losing weight
Oh, those down
That's free
Because it was so good. You guys ready? Yeah. Oh, all right. This one's pretty good. Okay
the title is I
Lied about being allergic to peas and now I'm in too deep
Wow, this is the get off your chest
You guys ready a few months ago, I was at a dinner party with some friends when someone asked me if I like peas
I don't know why but in that moment I panicked and said actually I'm allergic to peas
The thing is I'm not allergic to peas. I just don't like them
But instead of just saying that like a normal person I blurted out this allergy lie
Everyone was super concerned and that
Accommodating and I felt like a complete jerk, but I thought no big deal. I'll just never mention it again
Well, fast forward to last week one of those friends invited me over for dinner and she'd gone out all out making a meal
That was of course entirely pea free
She proudly mentioned how she researched pea allergies to make sure everything was safe for me
Now I'm stuck in this ridiculous lie every time I'm out at gathering with this group someone mentions my pea allergy and
How they're being careful with what they cook?
It's gotten so out of hand that I had to Google symptoms of pea allergies just in case someone asked me about it
I've even had to fake a reaction once someone accidentally served a dish with peas in it
I just sat there dramatically coughing and reaching for my water while everyone freaked out. I
Know I should come clean, but at this point I'm in too deep
I'm worried they'll be mad that I've been lying about something so stupid for so long
But honestly, I just want to eat peas in peace
Without living this double life
So what do y'all think? Oh my god, I've never heard of someone that has a pea allergy before like I didn't know that
It's like it's real. I haven't see I wouldn't I've known that so we talking all peas like
sugar snap
Like I just get a little itchy, you know why that's what happens when I eat avocado. Yeah, it's an allergy job
It's like pretty minor. Yeah. Yeah, okay all I'm like my thought with this like pea allergy guy
It's like how many dinners are these friend like his friend group preparing for each other
Yeah, I want to be like every he feels so deep into this because all of his friends are having to omit peas from their meals
We eat lots of food
And bro like we don't buy peas we don't put them in anything. Yeah, I really have peace
So just I don't know food for thought
Peace without food for out would you okay?
So like if you're this guy, yeah, you lied and said you had a pea allergy because you don't like peas and now they're going
Through all this to like make sure you don't you know have an allergy attack and he had a fake it at one point
That's hilarious. I know I think it would have been funny like if he does tell me like if I'm one of the friends
Like I feel I wouldn't be that bended like I don't know why he's like so nervous. No, no, that's true
That's so dumb. So that was one of the comments
He says be careful your one pea slip up away from getting outed as the pea liar of the friend group
But hey, at least you'll go down in history with the funny story
I'm kind of rooting for you to keep going keep the line going though. It's too in tain entertaining to let go
That's fair. Yeah, I feel like yeah, like if my friend told me depending on my friendship with them
I probably would laugh and be like what are you serious? Yeah, like what?
but but I
Don't know I could see it going both ways where a friend would be like
Like it's a dumb thing to lie like what else could you be lying about like can I trust you?
Like if you're gonna if you're gonna lie about something a little tiny like that like I don't trust you period
Well, that was the thing is he like regrets it like he's saying like why I don't know why I said that he's just like I'm allergic
He probably was trying to be he probably was trying to be funny in the moment, right?
And then just kept going and then it was like too late. Oh
Yeah, it's too late. I like knowing me. I probably would just I don't I don't know
What I can yeah, I stick it out. Just continue to lie about it
probably
Probably because if you don't like peace you like peace and you already said this it's like what are you gonna do oh
Well, I wish this was an MI the asshole post because this guy's an asshole for lying
Actually, oh man well
Would you tell your friends or would you know no you continue until we're like 60. Oh, yeah
We're at like a dinner
And just eat peas like order yeah, you order like just some edamame. Yeah, you just like start chomping and like we
What you like? Oh, yeah, I was in the village. It's actually like really cool
They're friends are that concerned and like sweet about it though
So it's kind of like us. Yeah, that's true. Why is allergic and I don't feed her peanuts. Yeah
Yeah, just like knocking a force you to eat
My sister we honestly just eat soda here, so
So this is usually the only thing I feed you yeah
I love it. Hey bear. Thanks for the story. You're fake ones great. This is off true off my chest
My boyfriend's co-workers joked about killing me in their work charts
This is a good one you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah get ready buckle up. That's the title 100%
My boyfriend and I got into a fight about his job yet again
I noticed he was texting a lot after the fight so once he went to sleep. I went through his phone
I saw the first few texts of them calling me names and saying I'm self sabotaging things
But then it turned dark
One co-worker said he should roofie me so I should just sleep and leave him alone
The next one said she knows how to place a catheter a feeding tube and IV so they could knock me out and not kill me
But then her next text made my heart stop
She said they could just chloroform me pull all my teeth out and feed me to pigs so nothing's left
The next co-worker said her grandparents do have a pig farm
My boyfriend said well lmao. No, that's great. And of course they all immediately said they were all joking
I packed quickly and quietly grabbed my daughter and left
Now my entire life as I knew is over. I feel like I'm overreacting
I know the police can't actually do anything so I can't even report it because they've never said my name or anything like that
I'm just scared and sad. This is awful. I'll be attaching the pics to my profile if anyone wants to see the actual messages
Eddie so there's an edit here. I
Have actually talked with him after unblocking him didn't tell him anything, but he claims it was a joke
No one actually threatened me. They were all just venting and I'm overreacting like always and he isn't going to argue with the voices in my head
Still not going back to him, but I'm letting him incriminate himself more
He also claims I was never supposed to see the messages anyway. That's his safe place and I ruined that for him
Red flag everywhere. Yeah, like this everywhere this relationship was over before this happened, but like
Planning to kill her
Planning to kill her in a jokingly way. Yeah, no, that's like co-workers. That's a star
Or murder mystery and might I add these co-workers or girls?
Yeah, why are you texting them?
About his relationship problems and like they obviously been watching the truth crime stuff. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, the pigs will eat her to the pigs. Yeah, the pigs will literally eat her. And they said my I don't know grandpa
Whatever it was owns a pig farm
Can you imagine your dating someone and or married or whatever she is and going through that phone seeing that?
Yeah, no, it's horrifying and not to mention that
She has a daughter. Yeah, a little girl. It's in the home
That's weird. Well, that's like what kind of fight did it say like what fight they had or like what it was about because
Mm-hmm. Oh, it's not his job. Oh
It was about his job and it has to do with the co-workers
She mentions a more common so someone commented first good decision joking about killing your spouse is beyond my stuff
Second if his co-workers are so invested in getting rid of you and your ex is entertaining this discussion
My guest in true reddit long jump olympics as she is more than a co-worker and this
Opie commented she actually is they had an affair about six months ago
He told me she looked no longer worked there, but I recognized the number in the group chat
Yeah, so she was one of that's probably why they fight about his work a hundred percent
They're definitely one of them to get a new job probably also
These people were very very specific in their suggestions of ways to kill you. So let's just talk about that. Those were very specific
Yeah, like come on bro
These weren't just random things like walk her out of the house without a coat in the winter
And hope she freezes to death these people talked about pulling out all her teeth
Feeding you to pigs placing a catheter and a feeding tube
This was obviously not the first discussion. They've had about killing you and I wonder what your ex has been telling them about you for
Every one of his co-workers to jump on the let's kill the girlfriend bandwagon, right?
That was my thought. Yeah, what what was the conversation like? What was the thread talking about before I went to murder?
Yes, they're like, oh like we got in a fight again about me not doing the dishes. I'm so sick of her
Like what what could lead to like?
Yeah, let's kill her. Yeah, it's crazy. So crazy. It's terrifying
I'm really glad she got out because that she was gonna die
Yeah, and she definitely needs to go to the cops and show them the messages. Yeah, and she's restraining order on
I mean do all the things we've seen all the shows like yeah, it's possible, but it also is like
It's it's a couple steps removed from like an actual plan
Like it's like it's poor humor to me
Really like it sounds it sounds like just idiots making bad jokes. I'm not saying it's appropriate joking
I'm just saying it sounds like there's not they're not taking their conversation seriously
They're just popping off like some idiots would do
Right, I just but it's weird that it but like boys do that but not like I'm not texting the homies like yeah, bro
We're gonna fight again. Like where should I put her head?
Yeah
Yeah, the worst it's gonna get is like oh, yeah sleeping on the couch again, right? Yeah, it's not yeah
So I don't know but she should have got out of that anyway. I need so much context
So exactly there needs to be what does he do for work?
What are you like?
Well, it sounds like he works at Pizza Hut
Well, the girls is like I know how to put it like he probably works in the hospital or like a doctor look
Or a literal Pizza Hut. He's like 19 working with like 16 year old girls
So you that know how to put a catheter in if it was like hospital staff that does feel different
This comes from am I the asshole?
I'm excited. Am I the asshole for wanting to divorce my husband over a birthday party and a cake?
Yes
Yeah, oh, yeah, no let that one well let let that one marinate
The seven it's juicy just throw away account as my husband and his family know my main one
I 40 F have been married to my husband 41 M for 10 years
We have four children 22 16 14 11 and up until last up until the last few months
I genuinely thought we could work through anything
This is not the only situation that has happened in the last few years just the one that finally broke
I recently had a birthday and my husband plan a surprise birthday party for me
He spilled the beans to me three days before the party and I thought it was adorable
He was so excited about the party that he couldn't contain himself
Just wait I wish this was the case instead. He told me that I needed to help him clean the house to get it ready for my party
Yes, you read that right. I needed to prepare food and set the house for my own party. I
I
To keep the peace but was upset the day the party quickly came and I was devastated to learn that he didn't invite most of my friends or family
Oh, he claimed that he didn't know how to contact them
The final straw came when he carried out a cake in a flavor that he loved nothing that I would ever choose for myself
I barely managed to keep it in and cried in the bathroom after everyone left I
Feel like an afterthought and hated listening to everyone compliment him for throwing me a party
I work two jobs take care of the kids do all the meal planning grocery shopping and most of the housework
I'm exhausted and just wanted to feel appreciated for a day
Am I the asshole for considering divorce because I feel he doesn't care
I just can't imagine throwing away ten years of marriage, but I feel broken
Bob
No, I don't okay. You're right here. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I feel like
If you want to divorce him it's for other
Problems that they're having not the not this shouldn't be the tipping edge of like alright. I'm doing it now
My birthday party sucks. Yeah, that should not be like the tipping he will in my birthday
I think just not like him but like not giving her that special day
I'm not making her so special like I feel like it sounds like he doesn't make her so special like ever and she said I work
Two jobs I do all the meal pumping I do all the cleaning like I do everything and like what do you do?
Like really though, what does he do? She's looking two jobs in meal pumping and cooking cleaning to your kids. What?
What is there left to do?
golf
That's hard work
Yeah, you two wouldn't know
Golf of the day guys
4 and a half hours a day
He's golf doesn't get you in
2 hours
That's hilarious. Alright, we have a little update. We have a little edit
Oh shoot
So some more context and we'll continue
Well this flew up overnight. Let me start by answering a few common questions that seem to be popping up in the comments
We've been together for almost 14 years. The oldest child is his the middle two are mine and the youngest is ours
Yes, my husband does work in a labor intensive job
So it made logical sense for me to pick up a second job when money was tight
The problems in our marriage are not new but I struggle with standing up for myself when it comes to him
I did have one family member that attended the party and one friend
The friend was upset for me and couldn't believe that he didn't try to ask her for help with the plan
As for my marriage, there are other issues in this party as many of you kindly pointed out you I
Constantly feel that I'm walking on eggshells around him and one of the children recently told me that they hate how he treats me
There was a recent altercation at a family event that brought our problems out and open
I would say the 60% of the time that things are wonderful and 40% of the time
I'm unhappy he let himself go in the last five years has hype and
And hygiene has become a major issue for him. I struggle with this because I really take care of myself
He tends to overreact to the little things which makes me feel that I can't tell him how upset I am today
I'll be contacting a marriage therapist and I plan on finding a therapist for myself as well
I don't know if this marriage is salvageable, but if but I can't continue to live like this
I love this man with all my heart, but I want to be with someone who wants to touch me and love me for me
I hope the marriage counselor can help us figure out more. That's
Funny it's literally my first thought like I'm a huge advocate for therapy like like marriage counseling, but I
Literally was thinking divorce. It's like screw this guy. Peace. Yeah, but I'm actually like happy to hear they're gonna go through
Therapy first. That's a good move. I am in with the context
Like I could totally understand this being the straw that broke the camel's back and like if she leaves I like
That's a that's build up of him not valuing her
Yes for a long time, which just happens to be this is kind of like how it came to fruition
But like it seems like this will be both the second divorce
Probably doesn't say there were married or a problem. Yeah. Oh, yeah, true
That would just be super hard to figure that out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah for kids. That gets messy. Yeah
Well, she's already having to go
With the probably the father
Like that would be a mess. That would be hard and ten years is not nothing
No, yeah, 14. They've been here 14 together 14 marriage for 10. Yeah, 14 years. That's not nothing
That's a big deal. That's a lot of years and honestly, I think every marriage is a plan
Maybe not every but most hit a point
We've been married for a month and a half
15 minutes. We'll talk to you guys soon. No, but they hit a point where they're like, okay
like
Whether it's like I'm not attracted to them anymore or I don't feel valued or special anymore
I don't feel seen or heard like you're always gonna have at a point for sure to fill 100% and especially
You guys don't know when you add a kid to the mix or kids things things get crazy
Yeah, it flies off the rails time is different. It's so fast. Yeah, it's it's a different animal for sure, but
There was they were not nurturing their relationship the way you should yeah to feel love and see but I just sympathize
With her like oh, yeah, it was like she walks on eggshells around him and like that's because he works a labor-intensive job
She can't be like bro. Can you do the dishes or something like you like help me out with something?
right, that's just maybe things like honestly, that's one of like
Not giving me a birthday cake that is a slave that I actually like right that actually bothers me
You know the deal like that I do a lot of things. Yes, cuz like what do we say? It's like
Yeah, I kind of sound silly that that would be the theme
But it's like when you are constantly not feeling like valued or like love or appreciated
Like that little thing is gonna set you like that just sucks. It's your birthday
Give me the damn cake of flavor that I want. Yeah, I mean he doesn't know the flavor
She doesn't he should do you better. Do you know my foot legitimately? I don't this guy
This doesn't sound like this guy would know do you know my yeah, that's your flavor of cake
If you were gonna buy me a cake tomorrow, what would it be?
Well, I'm going with the Snickers ice cream cake final answer love him. No, no not Snickers
Oh, my gosh. Oh, love who then I don't love. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said Snickers. I meant Oreo. Okay. Yeah, okay
Yeah, it's okay. I know I had a mental up. See they said love him. Yeah, and then what's mine?
Yeah, what's my only chocolate is actually so you
It's Whitney's answer
Okay, but here's my thing
I don't think he's the asshole for not knowing the cake flavor really obviously I did it
So you guys have been married for 35 minutes like it's okay
I
Celebrate a birthday with her before you have to worry about that
Did he make the cake or did he go buy it if you made it?
That's a little bit more of like a no, it's not sorry a hundred percent. He made his favorite
It wasn't just a flavor. It's probably a German. She was just be super picky then that's not her brother
I say you need to stop my brother. You're gonna get so hated on
Do your thing here's the thing if he would have just done the cake and it was a different flavor that she didn't like it
Was his but he surprised her he cleaned the house. He prepped the food. He did everything
I wouldn't be as upset because he still made an effort
But the fact that he didn't invite the people that she would want there for her birthday party
That's she made her clean. It was a surprise for it. There is nothing worse than having a surprise party
Threaten you and you know about the surprise and you have to pretend that you don't that you don't you walk in
Right as you're like watching the windows. You're like, oh my gosh. I wonder why we're deep cleaning the house right now
I don't like oh, I'm just like cooking all this food
Everything he did in my husband, but it's actually for 12 people. I don't care about like it's why all his friends like
It's it goes so much deeper than just the cake flavor
But yeah, don't ever give me a birthday cake that a flavor that I don't like because then I have a force to eat it
And I don't want to
Yeah, it's like every point that she makes is just super valid yes the cake flavor row
At least at least even if you're not gonna do the cake the flavor that she wants. Yeah, like go to Walmart and get
White yeah, like basic like a little
At least it doesn't give the vibe that you're literally putting what you want
Exactly what you want over what she was 100%
Well, what a douche
Almost what are the kids doing like why don't why aren't they helping around right because he's got hands like I mean
He asked her to do it. He's got four kids that can help him think house
He's got help. Yeah, okay, maybe the kids are a little bit stop. I can I respect. Yeah, I respect the benefit of the doubt here
This is a this is a him problem. Yeah, you're right. This is this dude being a bad husband
Not kept taking care of his wife and I mean, I don't know
You think he's just like
Taking great care of the kids but neglecting the wife probably not. Yeah, probably not. I do want to say no
It's not fair that we made them
tell
us what our favorite cake flavor is and us not tell them what there's this
And I don't think you know I don't know. Oh, wow
This is a turn of events
Who's the asshole now? Hey, they own that on their own
So do you guys
Because you pointed that out we would have just let you guys in the back dust
Yeah, Marley's tongue. Yeah, what do you think?
Favorite cake flavor. Oh, I'm gonna say chocolate
I eat eat chocolate
It's a big thanks to the word. I eat chocolate. Oh wait
I'm gonna say the cake. Joe's favorite cake flavor. If I was if it was your birthday tomorrow and I had to get you a cake
I would get you
I would get you nothing but cakes the other white chocolate raspberry cake. Oh that thing's bomb
Which is that the one you would like? Yeah, that's like a standard birthday cake. Like what's his favorite birthday?
Vanilla and white cake. What do you mean a standard birthday cake? He doesn't have to be standard. It's standard if you're a lazy husband
Yeah, I'm going all around lazy white. I'm going to nothing cakes, baby or a lazy wife. I hope that she updates you
You have no idea what that does to her
I actually do. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna pull these bad boys in. Okay. Hold on. Let me just
I hope she does update. Well, you personally
I'm gonna check my DMs real quick. She has a refreshing. Oh that another freaker. All right. Number one comment
Uh
Not the asshole. Tell them I hope you enjoyed your birthday party. Now. I don't have to throw you one when it's your birthday
I love that. That's so true though. 100%
But she's still little. We didn't even talk about this. She woke up
Like how hard would it have been for dude to be like hey friend? Hey one friend that I could reach out to?
Can you help me get some more people here that love her? Yes
She would do that so fast and so easy. She'd be like, thank you for giving me the chance. Let's do it. Yeah. Yes
Let's make your wife feel special
Anyone?
Wow. Wow guys. I honestly am actually torn on who's the fake
I am too. I'm a little
We did we did pretty good this week. That was good
I think
Can I vote? Yeah, yeah, I vote Joe. Yeah, you should I feel like
Here's my reasoning quick recap why?
I feel like that's very just
Like out of nowhere. That's out of the universe like a birthday. Really?
No, I don't know. I just I feel like yeah, I don't know
I'm gonna make a stronger case brother because that's not doing it. Not buying that a birthday a birthday cake a birthday cake
That's not true. It seems realistic
It's real bro. It's real life. Not your pee allergy
Yeah, who has a pee allergy except for you. I was just reading on my pee. Listen. Yeah, it was a bird. Nobody
Like this circle of friends is all like oh when we when we get together for the potluck nobody include peas in any of the meals
Yeah, I think it's I think I think it's I think I got it again. You're unlucky, but yours could be fake too. Yeah
Yours is pretty good too
What was it about? I forgot my name. Oh the oh
Oh, yeah, the the girl that's in drug intervention from her psychologist boyfriend that that was a crazy twist
But the fact that the boy from the psychologist that just kind of shows maybe you are the fakey
I'm not yeah, that's like give me a story. It's too crazy to even know
Like the fact that a psychologist is claiming this and she's saying no, this is not me
What what if he's not a real psychologist? What if she's dating a complete fraud?
That like photoshopped his own degree and it's like on his home office wall
That's that could be it that could be real that would literally make it all make sense. We need to make a movie
I'm good
The podcast
That's just one thing to edit. I know that's true never mind
I don't know. I it's pretty real. Okay. It's one of you. I say I say
Isaiah I'm still going to go. I go. Yeah. Yeah. I mean you got two votes. I say I'm one vote Joe
I mean you're in the player
Again, the internet's gonna have to the site. I think they're gonna jump all over you, but I don't know. It's a crazy place over there
You wish they jump on you. Oh, I don't
I don't want to say get off me
I like that you deserve a cake that you like next birthday perfect mother Teresa
Yeah, she'll give you one. She's good. I love her. Oh, I love it guys. Great stories this week
I'm excited to find out who's the fake next Tuesday
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