1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,560 Welcome back to internet frenzy. I am Joe. This is my hot wife. I'm Whitney. I'm Isaiah and this is my beautiful wife 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,480 Marley Marley 3 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,620 Let's go gang 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,880 We ready. I'm excited. This is gonna get good episode 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,320 It's gonna be good in this show as a reminder 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:25,040 We bring you four new stories every week from the far and wide corners of the interweb one of which is one hundo percent fake 7 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:29,520 And your job is to find out which one is fake 8 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:36,800 Maybe it's Whitney's. It's not mine. So first we have to revisit last week. Yes, who was the fake 9 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:44,520 Quick recap our first story the non-guilty shooter didn't give a frick about taking out the home invader 10 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:49,600 Whatever bad boyfriend lasagna stealer was our next one 11 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,600 The whole freaking plate for the whole village 12 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:58,860 I'm not buying you a sandwich girl, but they for the long sorry leftovers for days 13 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:06,200 Next one was the bridezilla ex besties. Oh, yes terrible the vampires 14 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,480 I'm convinced 15 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,760 Last but certainly not least Stony and Linda oh 16 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,160 Oh 17 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,160 And Linda the vibe check 18 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,600 She was fake 19 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,840 Yeah, that's where I was fake 20 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:33,240 Chad GPT can level up. We're gonna work on the prompts. Go. Hey, yeah, see if we'll see if the if the listeners 21 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:39,720 Found it is easy as we did. Yeah, but it was pretty good. So we're doing the face story. It was yes 22 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,480 It was good. It was good. It was good. I think it was a little too like 23 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:51,960 There were two like no guy is like that eloquent and all like spicy with his words like that 24 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,160 Well, the problem was okay. There's a few problems. It was the first one 25 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,720 breaking it in and breaking it in for us and 26 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,600 You I felt like whoa chill 27 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:07,920 No, I felt like it was too. I feel like I went too long with it. Oh really? There was too much story 28 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:14,240 Yeah, but I thought it was so good. The only thing that caught me was like I haven't had Linda. Yeah 29 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:19,800 Do that's what I thought you were all really family. Yeah, yeah, don't exclude me 30 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:26,920 It's sorry sorry and I love it. Yeah, I'd love it. So anyways and like the family you need to be have a family unit every year 31 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,920 So right felt too 32 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:33,760 Personal but I love the concept. I thought it was hilarious. You did great 33 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:41,480 That's not why I knew it was fake. What'd you know this thing because if a 70 year old lady ate that much brownies 34 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:46,480 She's cooked bro. She's not getting off the couch. She's not floating around 35 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,760 She's not like like this is for the soul not the grand 36 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,440 No, that's fair. That's fair. It was just too good. Yeah 37 00:02:54,440 --> 00:03:19,560 My boyfriend falsely staged a drug intervention for me. I'm not addicted to drugs. What do I do? I've been with my boyfriend for three years 38 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:24,640 Our relationship has been absolutely has had absolutely no issues before this incident 39 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:29,000 He was been the perfect and most loving partner. However last week 40 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:35,560 I came home from work to an intervention with all my close family and friends orchestrated by my boyfriend 41 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:40,680 Who is apparently can convince them that I'm a drug addict for context 42 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:46,960 I have no history of drug use no behavioral signs that suggest addiction and no reason for him to believe otherwise 43 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,600 I believe he knows I'm not on drugs, which is crazy. I 44 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:57,360 Believe he knows I'm not on drugs because he has said things to my mom and sister that he knows 45 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,280 To be untrue that things have been going missing around the house 46 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,800 They haven't that I've used his credit card to withdraw money 47 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:10,640 I don't even have his card details and I've been acting erratically absolutely nothing out of the ordinary 48 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:16,480 When I confronted him about this he said it's not about the drugs. It's about making sure you're safe 49 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:21,760 My partner is a psychologist and has convinced my entire family 50 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,480 I am displaying all the hallmark signs of drug addiction 51 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:30,360 They all insist I'm in denial and that I need help no one is willing to entertain my denials at all 52 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,440 My mom says she isn't willing to have me over to her house 53 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:40,080 And my sister won't allow me to see my nieces until I go to rehab based on conversations with my family and friends 54 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:46,560 I believe he's been spinning this story for several months now prior to now prior to staging the intervention 55 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:54,040 I am super embarrassed as he organized for practically all my close friends family and even a work colleague attend the 56 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,640 Intervention but more than that I feel utterly betrayed and confused 57 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:04,640 I can't understand his motivation for doing this. Can anyone offer me some insight as to what is prompting this otherwise 58 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,760 Normal man to do this 59 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,800 That's crazy, right? What? Yeah? 60 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:17,120 Yeah, this is like a horror movie like right psychologist. I know that's creepy 61 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,240 He's terrible the right way is to like stay in do to like oh, yeah 62 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Make it look like that 63 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:28,840 And he has them all full. Yeah has them all full. That's if she's in the right here, right? You know what I mean? 64 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:35,520 I'm sketched out. This is where I know that's like my worst nightmare because like I hate being like falsely accused for things 65 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:41,480 Like that is the worst like as a person like when you know, you haven't done something or that you're not a certain way like 66 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:45,560 People accuse you that like it just like makes you so angry 67 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:50,240 And I'm like I can't imagine how she feels to have like a whole intervene and intervention 68 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:56,680 Do you get the vibe that like she's actually a drug addict? Oh, no losing her mind 69 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:04,080 Like we're talking like some Shutter Island type stuff like like she's actually just back shit crazy 70 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,080 No, like she's actually on drugs and 71 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:16,200 And she's just that much like even in the post she's like hey, I'm gonna lie to all of you right and pretend like this is all just 72 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:22,760 Phony yeah, he's making it up out of thin air one of them is out of their minds 73 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:28,320 I don't know who I don't know how to tell is there any update or like comments or anything? 74 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:34,120 Okay comments, this is genuinely one of the most one of the worst slash scariest advice posts 75 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:38,840 I've seen on reddit really hope she gets out fast. Oh this person said as someone who went through this 76 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:43,480 They isolate then the abuse starts this post made my blood run cold 77 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,360 so 78 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:51,480 That's why your fellow people are telling her like get a drug test the hair kind and let them all 79 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,320 Grovel with apologies 80 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,800 Another word. I don't know yeah, why can't she get drug tested? 81 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,800 I mean she's going to that route 82 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,280 Because maybe they might is 83 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:09,200 Hold on. Yeah, maybe she's like what if she is that's why like that's the first thing I think of if someone says you're doing this 84 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,160 And this okay, let me let's I'll go paint a cup right now 85 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:16,640 I'm like whatever we need to prove it like why isn't she doing that? She's obviously thought of that 86 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:22,480 All right, you know his relationship. She's not a lot over chance here in these is like you would do anything 87 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:27,200 You can't approve it you're innocent and that is one way to easily prove. Yeah easily I 88 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:34,240 Think she's crazy. I think she's I think she's the crazy one. That's a simple solution, but 89 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:39,240 It's like not a single one of you would be like hold on a second. I 90 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,960 Have done nothing 91 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,240 nothing 92 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:48,800 To deserve any of like what is going on if her post is legit like let's just hypothetically go there 93 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:53,080 They're like she there's nothing on missing. She's not selling stuff for drug money 94 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,400 like there's nothing and 95 00:07:55,760 --> 00:08:03,200 She's dating this dude. It's like I don't know her made her think that she's crazy to the point where he's hosting an intervention 96 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,640 Like I put myself in her shoes just 97 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:11,720 Hypothetically I like I'm not but what lengths would I go to? 98 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,960 Yeah, like would I do a drug test? Yes, I'd be like 99 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:21,820 Let's let's do it if it was recommended, but I would also be like probably not thinking I should be doing a drug test 100 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:28,520 I'd be like yeah, not like offering that up. It's like ah dude. This is this is bonkers. Yeah. Yeah, I 101 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,040 Yeah, I don't know I 102 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:37,660 I'm torn on this one. She could be a loon, but like it just seems weird to post on Reddit and be like right 103 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:45,760 Yeah, I like out of thin air this guy is hosting an intervention and I have done nothing like that doesn't 104 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:53,080 Did she even mention though she wants to break up with him or like anything like that like leave him 105 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:59,040 Well, the thing is is like it's like at the end she talked about that because I feel um 106 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:05,000 Can anyone offer some insight as to what is prompting this otherwise normal man to do this 107 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,600 So she's more concerned with like 108 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:16,280 Even like want to do this to me. Okay. Okay. Okay. It sounds kind of I mean, yeah, we asked you a question to like what? 109 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,880 Yeah 110 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,880 What do we do to help her guys? 111 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,560 Tell her to get out like I know that's the way what people are saying there's like get the 112 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:31,360 Literally though. Yeah, so well, she's got nowhere to go though her family doesn't yeah 113 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:36,280 And that sucks too is like everybody's turned against her and they're like not even letting her over at the house 114 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:43,720 Not letting her see her like he's an nephew. Do you feel like her physical appearance has changed then in order for their family to not like? 115 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,440 No 116 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,520 I feel like it's a penny on the drugs. You're going I 117 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:56,040 Feel like she's on drugs. Well, if she's if she's getting some of those special brownies like Aunt Linda 118 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,400 Oh, yeah, she's not losing weight 119 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,480 Oh, those down 120 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,440 That's free 121 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:12,400 Because it was so good. You guys ready? Yeah. Oh, all right. This one's pretty good. Okay 122 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,160 the title is I 123 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:20,720 Lied about being allergic to peas and now I'm in too deep 124 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:26,480 Wow, this is the get off your chest 125 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:37,200 You guys ready a few months ago, I was at a dinner party with some friends when someone asked me if I like peas 126 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:42,720 I don't know why but in that moment I panicked and said actually I'm allergic to peas 127 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,480 The thing is I'm not allergic to peas. I just don't like them 128 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:52,360 But instead of just saying that like a normal person I blurted out this allergy lie 129 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,480 Everyone was super concerned and that 130 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,960 Accommodating and I felt like a complete jerk, but I thought no big deal. I'll just never mention it again 131 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:06,800 Well, fast forward to last week one of those friends invited me over for dinner and she'd gone out all out making a meal 132 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,560 That was of course entirely pea free 133 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:16,040 She proudly mentioned how she researched pea allergies to make sure everything was safe for me 134 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:23,320 Now I'm stuck in this ridiculous lie every time I'm out at gathering with this group someone mentions my pea allergy and 135 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,160 How they're being careful with what they cook? 136 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:32,880 It's gotten so out of hand that I had to Google symptoms of pea allergies just in case someone asked me about it 137 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:40,640 I've even had to fake a reaction once someone accidentally served a dish with peas in it 138 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:46,480 I just sat there dramatically coughing and reaching for my water while everyone freaked out. I 139 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,120 Know I should come clean, but at this point I'm in too deep 140 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,960 I'm worried they'll be mad that I've been lying about something so stupid for so long 141 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,120 But honestly, I just want to eat peas in peace 142 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,280 Without living this double life 143 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:09,000 So what do y'all think? Oh my god, I've never heard of someone that has a pea allergy before like I didn't know that 144 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:15,000 It's like it's real. I haven't see I wouldn't I've known that so we talking all peas like 145 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,120 sugar snap 146 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:23,920 Like I just get a little itchy, you know why that's what happens when I eat avocado. Yeah, it's an allergy job 147 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:31,920 It's like pretty minor. Yeah. Yeah, okay all I'm like my thought with this like pea allergy guy 148 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:37,520 It's like how many dinners are these friend like his friend group preparing for each other 149 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:45,100 Yeah, I want to be like every he feels so deep into this because all of his friends are having to omit peas from their meals 150 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,800 We eat lots of food 151 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:55,560 And bro like we don't buy peas we don't put them in anything. Yeah, I really have peace 152 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,640 So just I don't know food for thought 153 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,560 Peace without food for out would you okay? 154 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:09,520 So like if you're this guy, yeah, you lied and said you had a pea allergy because you don't like peas and now they're going 155 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:14,840 Through all this to like make sure you don't you know have an allergy attack and he had a fake it at one point 156 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:21,040 That's hilarious. I know I think it would have been funny like if he does tell me like if I'm one of the friends 157 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:26,720 Like I feel I wouldn't be that bended like I don't know why he's like so nervous. No, no, that's true 158 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,040 That's so dumb. So that was one of the comments 159 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:36,880 He says be careful your one pea slip up away from getting outed as the pea liar of the friend group 160 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,720 But hey, at least you'll go down in history with the funny story 161 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:45,960 I'm kind of rooting for you to keep going keep the line going though. It's too in tain entertaining to let go 162 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:51,920 That's fair. Yeah, I feel like yeah, like if my friend told me depending on my friendship with them 163 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,760 I probably would laugh and be like what are you serious? Yeah, like what? 164 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,760 but but I 165 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,920 Don't know I could see it going both ways where a friend would be like 166 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:08,840 Like it's a dumb thing to lie like what else could you be lying about like can I trust you? 167 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:13,840 Like if you're gonna if you're gonna lie about something a little tiny like that like I don't trust you period 168 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:22,400 Well, that was the thing is he like regrets it like he's saying like why I don't know why I said that he's just like I'm allergic 169 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:28,040 He probably was trying to be he probably was trying to be funny in the moment, right? 170 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,600 And then just kept going and then it was like too late. Oh 171 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:37,440 Yeah, it's too late. I like knowing me. I probably would just I don't I don't know 172 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,280 What I can yeah, I stick it out. Just continue to lie about it 173 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,280 probably 174 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:51,520 Probably because if you don't like peace you like peace and you already said this it's like what are you gonna do oh 175 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,200 Well, I wish this was an MI the asshole post because this guy's an asshole for lying 176 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:04,200 Actually, oh man well 177 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:12,440 Would you tell your friends or would you know no you continue until we're like 60. Oh, yeah 178 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,440 We're at like a dinner 179 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:21,320 And just eat peas like order yeah, you order like just some edamame. Yeah, you just like start chomping and like we 180 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,960 What you like? Oh, yeah, I was in the village. It's actually like really cool 181 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,480 They're friends are that concerned and like sweet about it though 182 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:35,560 So it's kind of like us. Yeah, that's true. Why is allergic and I don't feed her peanuts. Yeah 183 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,040 Yeah, just like knocking a force you to eat 184 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,040 My sister we honestly just eat soda here, so 185 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,120 So this is usually the only thing I feed you yeah 186 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:58,560 I love it. Hey bear. Thanks for the story. You're fake ones great. This is off true off my chest 187 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:03,280 My boyfriend's co-workers joked about killing me in their work charts 188 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:10,720 This is a good one you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah get ready buckle up. That's the title 100% 189 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,520 My boyfriend and I got into a fight about his job yet again 190 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:20,480 I noticed he was texting a lot after the fight so once he went to sleep. I went through his phone 191 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:25,800 I saw the first few texts of them calling me names and saying I'm self sabotaging things 192 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,120 But then it turned dark 193 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:33,600 One co-worker said he should roofie me so I should just sleep and leave him alone 194 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:41,280 The next one said she knows how to place a catheter a feeding tube and IV so they could knock me out and not kill me 195 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,680 But then her next text made my heart stop 196 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:50,640 She said they could just chloroform me pull all my teeth out and feed me to pigs so nothing's left 197 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:55,540 The next co-worker said her grandparents do have a pig farm 198 00:16:55,540 --> 00:17:03,940 My boyfriend said well lmao. No, that's great. And of course they all immediately said they were all joking 199 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:08,900 I packed quickly and quietly grabbed my daughter and left 200 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:14,540 Now my entire life as I knew is over. I feel like I'm overreacting 201 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:20,500 I know the police can't actually do anything so I can't even report it because they've never said my name or anything like that 202 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:27,860 I'm just scared and sad. This is awful. I'll be attaching the pics to my profile if anyone wants to see the actual messages 203 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,420 Eddie so there's an edit here. I 204 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:36,820 Have actually talked with him after unblocking him didn't tell him anything, but he claims it was a joke 205 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:44,260 No one actually threatened me. They were all just venting and I'm overreacting like always and he isn't going to argue with the voices in my head 206 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:48,900 Still not going back to him, but I'm letting him incriminate himself more 207 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:55,580 He also claims I was never supposed to see the messages anyway. That's his safe place and I ruined that for him 208 00:17:57,020 --> 00:18:04,860 Red flag everywhere. Yeah, like this everywhere this relationship was over before this happened, but like 209 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,060 Planning to kill her 210 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:14,320 Planning to kill her in a jokingly way. Yeah, no, that's like co-workers. That's a star 211 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:19,080 Or murder mystery and might I add these co-workers or girls? 212 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,800 Yeah, why are you texting them? 213 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:27,720 About his relationship problems and like they obviously been watching the truth crime stuff. Yeah 214 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:33,840 Yeah, yeah, the pigs will eat her to the pigs. Yeah, the pigs will literally eat her. And they said my I don't know grandpa 215 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,840 Whatever it was owns a pig farm 216 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:43,000 Can you imagine your dating someone and or married or whatever she is and going through that phone seeing that? 217 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,940 Yeah, no, it's horrifying and not to mention that 218 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,240 She has a daughter. Yeah, a little girl. It's in the home 219 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:56,520 That's weird. Well, that's like what kind of fight did it say like what fight they had or like what it was about because 220 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,520 Mm-hmm. Oh, it's not his job. Oh 221 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,200 It was about his job and it has to do with the co-workers 222 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:08,280 She mentions a more common so someone commented first good decision joking about killing your spouse is beyond my stuff 223 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:13,240 Second if his co-workers are so invested in getting rid of you and your ex is entertaining this discussion 224 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:19,680 My guest in true reddit long jump olympics as she is more than a co-worker and this 225 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:24,000 Opie commented she actually is they had an affair about six months ago 226 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:29,600 He told me she looked no longer worked there, but I recognized the number in the group chat 227 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:37,240 Yeah, so she was one of that's probably why they fight about his work a hundred percent 228 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,640 They're definitely one of them to get a new job probably also 229 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:47,360 These people were very very specific in their suggestions of ways to kill you. So let's just talk about that. Those were very specific 230 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,440 Yeah, like come on bro 231 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:54,280 These weren't just random things like walk her out of the house without a coat in the winter 232 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,160 And hope she freezes to death these people talked about pulling out all her teeth 233 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,120 Feeding you to pigs placing a catheter and a feeding tube 234 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:08,740 This was obviously not the first discussion. They've had about killing you and I wonder what your ex has been telling them about you for 235 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:13,760 Every one of his co-workers to jump on the let's kill the girlfriend bandwagon, right? 236 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:20,160 That was my thought. Yeah, what what was the conversation like? What was the thread talking about before I went to murder? 237 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:25,480 Yes, they're like, oh like we got in a fight again about me not doing the dishes. I'm so sick of her 238 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,280 Like what what could lead to like? 239 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:34,800 Yeah, let's kill her. Yeah, it's crazy. So crazy. It's terrifying 240 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,280 I'm really glad she got out because that she was gonna die 241 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:44,520 Yeah, and she definitely needs to go to the cops and show them the messages. Yeah, and she's restraining order on 242 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:50,440 I mean do all the things we've seen all the shows like yeah, it's possible, but it also is like 243 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,640 It's it's a couple steps removed from like an actual plan 244 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,160 Like it's like it's poor humor to me 245 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:06,960 Really like it sounds it sounds like just idiots making bad jokes. I'm not saying it's appropriate joking 246 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,240 I'm just saying it sounds like there's not they're not taking their conversation seriously 247 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,400 They're just popping off like some idiots would do 248 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:21,840 Right, I just but it's weird that it but like boys do that but not like I'm not texting the homies like yeah, bro 249 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,840 We're gonna fight again. Like where should I put her head? 250 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,840 Yeah 251 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:34,760 Yeah, the worst it's gonna get is like oh, yeah sleeping on the couch again, right? Yeah, it's not yeah 252 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,880 So I don't know but she should have got out of that anyway. I need so much context 253 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,400 So exactly there needs to be what does he do for work? 254 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,520 What are you like? 255 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,520 Well, it sounds like he works at Pizza Hut 256 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,880 Well, the girls is like I know how to put it like he probably works in the hospital or like a doctor look 257 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:57,000 Or a literal Pizza Hut. He's like 19 working with like 16 year old girls 258 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,160 So you that know how to put a catheter in if it was like hospital staff that does feel different 259 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,320 This comes from am I the asshole? 260 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:14,480 I'm excited. Am I the asshole for wanting to divorce my husband over a birthday party and a cake? 261 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,600 Yes 262 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,720 Yeah, oh, yeah, no let that one well let let that one marinate 263 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:30,240 The seven it's juicy just throw away account as my husband and his family know my main one 264 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,400 I 40 F have been married to my husband 41 M for 10 years 265 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:40,800 We have four children 22 16 14 11 and up until last up until the last few months 266 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,800 I genuinely thought we could work through anything 267 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,840 This is not the only situation that has happened in the last few years just the one that finally broke 268 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,760 I recently had a birthday and my husband plan a surprise birthday party for me 269 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:57,120 He spilled the beans to me three days before the party and I thought it was adorable 270 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,840 He was so excited about the party that he couldn't contain himself 271 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:09,280 Just wait I wish this was the case instead. He told me that I needed to help him clean the house to get it ready for my party 272 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:14,960 Yes, you read that right. I needed to prepare food and set the house for my own party. I 273 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,960 I 274 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:25,120 To keep the peace but was upset the day the party quickly came and I was devastated to learn that he didn't invite most of my friends or family 275 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,480 Oh, he claimed that he didn't know how to contact them 276 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:35,840 The final straw came when he carried out a cake in a flavor that he loved nothing that I would ever choose for myself 277 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:40,360 I barely managed to keep it in and cried in the bathroom after everyone left I 278 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:45,520 Feel like an afterthought and hated listening to everyone compliment him for throwing me a party 279 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:51,240 I work two jobs take care of the kids do all the meal planning grocery shopping and most of the housework 280 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,680 I'm exhausted and just wanted to feel appreciated for a day 281 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,240 Am I the asshole for considering divorce because I feel he doesn't care 282 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,840 I just can't imagine throwing away ten years of marriage, but I feel broken 283 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,280 Bob 284 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,640 No, I don't okay. You're right here. Yeah, yeah 285 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,640 Yeah, I feel like 286 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,640 If you want to divorce him it's for other 287 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:23,400 Problems that they're having not the not this shouldn't be the tipping edge of like alright. I'm doing it now 288 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:30,640 My birthday party sucks. Yeah, that should not be like the tipping he will in my birthday 289 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:37,840 I think just not like him but like not giving her that special day 290 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:44,920 I'm not making her so special like I feel like it sounds like he doesn't make her so special like ever and she said I work 291 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:50,640 Two jobs I do all the meal pumping I do all the cleaning like I do everything and like what do you do? 292 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:57,720 Like really though, what does he do? She's looking two jobs in meal pumping and cooking cleaning to your kids. What? 293 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,720 What is there left to do? 294 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,720 golf 295 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,240 That's hard work 296 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,240 Yeah, you two wouldn't know 297 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,240 Golf of the day guys 298 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,240 4 and a half hours a day 299 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,240 He's golf doesn't get you in 300 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,240 2 hours 301 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,240 That's hilarious. Alright, we have a little update. We have a little edit 302 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,240 Oh shoot 303 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,240 So some more context and we'll continue 304 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:25,760 Well this flew up overnight. Let me start by answering a few common questions that seem to be popping up in the comments 305 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:31,680 We've been together for almost 14 years. The oldest child is his the middle two are mine and the youngest is ours 306 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,480 Yes, my husband does work in a labor intensive job 307 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,320 So it made logical sense for me to pick up a second job when money was tight 308 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:43,840 The problems in our marriage are not new but I struggle with standing up for myself when it comes to him 309 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,520 I did have one family member that attended the party and one friend 310 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:52,000 The friend was upset for me and couldn't believe that he didn't try to ask her for help with the plan 311 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:58,000 As for my marriage, there are other issues in this party as many of you kindly pointed out you I 312 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:04,600 Constantly feel that I'm walking on eggshells around him and one of the children recently told me that they hate how he treats me 313 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,960 There was a recent altercation at a family event that brought our problems out and open 314 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:13,000 I would say the 60% of the time that things are wonderful and 40% of the time 315 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,640 I'm unhappy he let himself go in the last five years has hype and 316 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:23,240 And hygiene has become a major issue for him. I struggle with this because I really take care of myself 317 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:29,760 He tends to overreact to the little things which makes me feel that I can't tell him how upset I am today 318 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:34,040 I'll be contacting a marriage therapist and I plan on finding a therapist for myself as well 319 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,520 I don't know if this marriage is salvageable, but if but I can't continue to live like this 320 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,720 I love this man with all my heart, but I want to be with someone who wants to touch me and love me for me 321 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:48,120 I hope the marriage counselor can help us figure out more. That's 322 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:56,560 Funny it's literally my first thought like I'm a huge advocate for therapy like like marriage counseling, but I 323 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:04,440 Literally was thinking divorce. It's like screw this guy. Peace. Yeah, but I'm actually like happy to hear they're gonna go through 324 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,760 Therapy first. That's a good move. I am in with the context 325 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:16,720 Like I could totally understand this being the straw that broke the camel's back and like if she leaves I like 326 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:21,560 That's a that's build up of him not valuing her 327 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:26,520 Yes for a long time, which just happens to be this is kind of like how it came to fruition 328 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,400 But like it seems like this will be both the second divorce 329 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,480 Probably doesn't say there were married or a problem. Yeah. Oh, yeah, true 330 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:42,240 That would just be super hard to figure that out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah for kids. That gets messy. Yeah 331 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,760 Well, she's already having to go 332 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,440 With the probably the father 333 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:54,160 Like that would be a mess. That would be hard and ten years is not nothing 334 00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:01,520 No, yeah, 14. They've been here 14 together 14 marriage for 10. Yeah, 14 years. That's not nothing 335 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,480 That's a big deal. That's a lot of years and honestly, I think every marriage is a plan 336 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,520 Maybe not every but most hit a point 337 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,720 We've been married for a month and a half 338 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,680 15 minutes. We'll talk to you guys soon. No, but they hit a point where they're like, okay 339 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,480 like 340 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,920 Whether it's like I'm not attracted to them anymore or I don't feel valued or special anymore 341 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:36,120 I don't feel seen or heard like you're always gonna have at a point for sure to fill 100% and especially 342 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:42,160 You guys don't know when you add a kid to the mix or kids things things get crazy 343 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:48,080 Yeah, it flies off the rails time is different. It's so fast. Yeah, it's it's a different animal for sure, but 344 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:56,840 There was they were not nurturing their relationship the way you should yeah to feel love and see but I just sympathize 345 00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:03,720 With her like oh, yeah, it was like she walks on eggshells around him and like that's because he works a labor-intensive job 346 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:09,240 She can't be like bro. Can you do the dishes or something like you like help me out with something? 347 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,000 right, that's just maybe things like honestly, that's one of like 348 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:20,520 Not giving me a birthday cake that is a slave that I actually like right that actually bothers me 349 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,800 You know the deal like that I do a lot of things. Yes, cuz like what do we say? It's like 350 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,080 Yeah, I kind of sound silly that that would be the theme 351 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:34,680 But it's like when you are constantly not feeling like valued or like love or appreciated 352 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:39,160 Like that little thing is gonna set you like that just sucks. It's your birthday 353 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:44,800 Give me the damn cake of flavor that I want. Yeah, I mean he doesn't know the flavor 354 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:49,840 She doesn't he should do you better. Do you know my foot legitimately? I don't this guy 355 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:55,160 This doesn't sound like this guy would know do you know my yeah, that's your flavor of cake 356 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,440 If you were gonna buy me a cake tomorrow, what would it be? 357 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:03,300 Well, I'm going with the Snickers ice cream cake final answer love him. No, no not Snickers 358 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:11,480 Oh, my gosh. Oh, love who then I don't love. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said Snickers. I meant Oreo. Okay. Yeah, okay 359 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:18,120 Yeah, it's okay. I know I had a mental up. See they said love him. Yeah, and then what's mine? 360 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,240 Yeah, what's my only chocolate is actually so you 361 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,640 It's Whitney's answer 362 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,280 Okay, but here's my thing 363 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:40,500 I don't think he's the asshole for not knowing the cake flavor really obviously I did it 364 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:44,240 So you guys have been married for 35 minutes like it's okay 365 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,240 I 366 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,240 Celebrate a birthday with her before you have to worry about that 367 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,000 Did he make the cake or did he go buy it if you made it? 368 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:03,400 That's a little bit more of like a no, it's not sorry a hundred percent. He made his favorite 369 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:10,760 It wasn't just a flavor. It's probably a German. She was just be super picky then that's not her brother 370 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,200 I say you need to stop my brother. You're gonna get so hated on 371 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:24,120 Do your thing here's the thing if he would have just done the cake and it was a different flavor that she didn't like it 372 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:29,080 Was his but he surprised her he cleaned the house. He prepped the food. He did everything 373 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,160 I wouldn't be as upset because he still made an effort 374 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:37,320 But the fact that he didn't invite the people that she would want there for her birthday party 375 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:43,720 That's she made her clean. It was a surprise for it. There is nothing worse than having a surprise party 376 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:49,280 Threaten you and you know about the surprise and you have to pretend that you don't that you don't you walk in 377 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:54,480 Right as you're like watching the windows. You're like, oh my gosh. I wonder why we're deep cleaning the house right now 378 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,560 I don't like oh, I'm just like cooking all this food 379 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:04,560 Everything he did in my husband, but it's actually for 12 people. I don't care about like it's why all his friends like 380 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,960 It's it goes so much deeper than just the cake flavor 381 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:13,360 But yeah, don't ever give me a birthday cake that a flavor that I don't like because then I have a force to eat it 382 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,360 And I don't want to 383 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:23,120 Yeah, it's like every point that she makes is just super valid yes the cake flavor row 384 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:30,960 At least at least even if you're not gonna do the cake the flavor that she wants. Yeah, like go to Walmart and get 385 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,640 White yeah, like basic like a little 386 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,880 At least it doesn't give the vibe that you're literally putting what you want 387 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,240 Exactly what you want over what she was 100% 388 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,520 Well, what a douche 389 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:56,880 Almost what are the kids doing like why don't why aren't they helping around right because he's got hands like I mean 390 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,960 He asked her to do it. He's got four kids that can help him think house 391 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:10,000 He's got help. Yeah, okay, maybe the kids are a little bit stop. I can I respect. Yeah, I respect the benefit of the doubt here 392 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:16,640 This is a this is a him problem. Yeah, you're right. This is this dude being a bad husband 393 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,720 Not kept taking care of his wife and I mean, I don't know 394 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,080 You think he's just like 395 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:29,080 Taking great care of the kids but neglecting the wife probably not. Yeah, probably not. I do want to say no 396 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,480 It's not fair that we made them 397 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,560 tell 398 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,240 us what our favorite cake flavor is and us not tell them what there's this 399 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,440 And I don't think you know I don't know. Oh, wow 400 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,640 This is a turn of events 401 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,640 Who's the asshole now? Hey, they own that on their own 402 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,640 So do you guys 403 00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,240 Because you pointed that out we would have just let you guys in the back dust 404 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,240 Yeah, Marley's tongue. Yeah, what do you think? 405 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,600 Favorite cake flavor. Oh, I'm gonna say chocolate 406 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,760 I eat eat chocolate 407 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,360 It's a big thanks to the word. I eat chocolate. Oh wait 408 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:24,360 I'm gonna say the cake. Joe's favorite cake flavor. If I was if it was your birthday tomorrow and I had to get you a cake 409 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,360 I would get you 410 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:31,400 I would get you nothing but cakes the other white chocolate raspberry cake. Oh that thing's bomb 411 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,360 Which is that the one you would like? Yeah, that's like a standard birthday cake. Like what's his favorite birthday? 412 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:43,400 Vanilla and white cake. What do you mean a standard birthday cake? He doesn't have to be standard. It's standard if you're a lazy husband 413 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:51,080 Yeah, I'm going all around lazy white. I'm going to nothing cakes, baby or a lazy wife. I hope that she updates you 414 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,400 You have no idea what that does to her 415 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:11,080 I actually do. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna pull these bad boys in. Okay. Hold on. Let me just 416 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,640 I hope she does update. Well, you personally 417 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:20,760 I'm gonna check my DMs real quick. She has a refreshing. Oh that another freaker. All right. Number one comment 418 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,880 Uh 419 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:29,640 Not the asshole. Tell them I hope you enjoyed your birthday party. Now. I don't have to throw you one when it's your birthday 420 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,080 I love that. That's so true though. 100% 421 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,680 But she's still little. We didn't even talk about this. She woke up 422 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:42,200 Like how hard would it have been for dude to be like hey friend? Hey one friend that I could reach out to? 423 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,320 Can you help me get some more people here that love her? Yes 424 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:51,400 She would do that so fast and so easy. She'd be like, thank you for giving me the chance. Let's do it. Yeah. Yes 425 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,560 Let's make your wife feel special 426 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,720 Anyone? 427 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,640 Wow. Wow guys. I honestly am actually torn on who's the fake 428 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,600 I am too. I'm a little 429 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,400 We did we did pretty good this week. That was good 430 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,760 I think 431 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,600 Can I vote? Yeah, yeah, I vote Joe. Yeah, you should I feel like 432 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,640 Here's my reasoning quick recap why? 433 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,600 I feel like that's very just 434 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,800 Like out of nowhere. That's out of the universe like a birthday. Really? 435 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,840 No, I don't know. I just I feel like yeah, I don't know 436 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:35,960 I'm gonna make a stronger case brother because that's not doing it. Not buying that a birthday a birthday cake a birthday cake 437 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,040 That's not true. It seems realistic 438 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:43,080 It's real bro. It's real life. Not your pee allergy 439 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:50,040 Yeah, who has a pee allergy except for you. I was just reading on my pee. Listen. Yeah, it was a bird. Nobody 440 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:58,520 Like this circle of friends is all like oh when we when we get together for the potluck nobody include peas in any of the meals 441 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:07,320 Yeah, I think it's I think I think it's I think I got it again. You're unlucky, but yours could be fake too. Yeah 442 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,400 Yours is pretty good too 443 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,120 What was it about? I forgot my name. Oh the oh 444 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:20,520 Oh, yeah, the the girl that's in drug intervention from her psychologist boyfriend that that was a crazy twist 445 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,840 But the fact that the boy from the psychologist that just kind of shows maybe you are the fakey 446 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,720 I'm not yeah, that's like give me a story. It's too crazy to even know 447 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:35,560 Like the fact that a psychologist is claiming this and she's saying no, this is not me 448 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:42,120 What what if he's not a real psychologist? What if she's dating a complete fraud? 449 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:47,080 That like photoshopped his own degree and it's like on his home office wall 450 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:54,520 That's that could be it that could be real that would literally make it all make sense. We need to make a movie 451 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,880 I'm good 452 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,720 The podcast 453 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:05,320 That's just one thing to edit. I know that's true never mind 454 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,840 I don't know. I it's pretty real. Okay. It's one of you. I say I say 455 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:18,680 Isaiah I'm still going to go. I go. Yeah. Yeah. I mean you got two votes. I say I'm one vote Joe 456 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,680 I mean you're in the player 457 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:27,640 Again, the internet's gonna have to the site. I think they're gonna jump all over you, but I don't know. It's a crazy place over there 458 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,160 You wish they jump on you. Oh, I don't 459 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,680 I don't want to say get off me 460 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:44,280 I like that you deserve a cake that you like next birthday perfect mother Teresa 461 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:50,520 Yeah, she'll give you one. She's good. I love her. Oh, I love it guys. Great stories this week 462 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,320 I'm excited to find out who's the fake next Tuesday 463 00:38:53,320 --> 00:39:00,520 We'll see you next time. Tune in ladies and gents follow us on social media y'all. Yep. We're on Instagram YouTube and TikTok 464 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:22,520 Let's go internet friends. He's on three one two three. No, thank you