1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040 What's up guys, what's up frenzies? Do we kind of want to explain? 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,640 Premise of the podcast is we are going to go 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:12,800 We're going to share stories from everywhere from every corner of the internet 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,600 Discuss them 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,600 and then play a game 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:22,800 You guys remember two truths and a lie. It's like that. It's the same, but it's different 7 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:28,240 Three of these stories are true from reddit from somewhere on the internet 8 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,240 One of them is 9 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,040 assisted by 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,040 artificial intelligence, maybe 11 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,000 Who knows? Who knows because I don't have the fake one 12 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,760 You can just make it up 13 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:44,160 Part of part of the objective as a listener is to figure out which of the stories is fake 14 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,840 Yes, so there's always going to be one fake story 15 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:53,840 At the end of every podcast I have these little slips of paper. There's four of them three say 16 00:00:53,840 --> 00:01:00,960 Real ones says fake whoever gets the fake story that next week they prepare a fake one and no one knows 17 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,360 So none of us know which one has the fake right now 18 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,240 And I got my eyes on 19 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,760 So fun, but we'll find out who's fake is a little stress 20 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:20,400 Hopefully chat gbt did good from marley. All right, so let's get started 21 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,360 I'm gonna start with the first one. Okay. I like it 22 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,160 From true off my chest 23 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,760 And let's get it 24 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:36,960 I've been pretending to be living with guilt for years to save my marriage 25 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:46,720 Correct a little over four years ago while my family was asleep an intruder broke into my home and I killed him 26 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:54,080 I shot him five times with my 12 gauge and I was never charged with anything because it was a clear cut case of self-defense 27 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,920 It was a terrible experience 28 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,960 And I think I will always have some sort of paranoia at night from it 29 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,400 But I do not regret in any way what I did to protect my family 30 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:07,360 I feel no sympathy for the man I killed and would do it again in a heartbeat if given a second chance 31 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,160 In the months after the event 32 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:18,320 Listen, I get it. Okay. It's it's fine. Let's just keep going. You don't get it, bro 33 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,600 In the months after the event my wife tried talking to me about it 34 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,560 And I was honest with her about how I felt that I did what I had to do 35 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,920 And his death was entirely on him for breaking into my house while armed 36 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:32,320 Over the month she started acting more coldly to me and our marriage began to suffer 37 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,280 After one of our increasingly frequent fights 38 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:40,320 She said that she didn't think she could be married to a man who could kill someone and not feel anything about it 39 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:45,200 This really pissed me off because I felt like I was being punished for saving her and our children's lives 40 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:51,040 And we fought all night about it. She was convinced that I was just blocking out my emotions and wanted me to go to therapy 41 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,720 I didn't think it was necessary 42 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,680 But finally relented and said I would go if it would make her happy 43 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,360 I found a therapist and set up an appointment and for the first couple of months 44 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,400 We talked about the shooting and how I felt about it in the end 45 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,600 He said that I seemed to be coping with it as well as could be expected 46 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,360 But that 47 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,640 He would be happy to continue seeing me for some of my unrelated issues 48 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:16,320 I had some trauma as a kid that he actually had a lot of experience with so our sessions became more focused on that 49 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,120 Our sessions are much less frequent now 50 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,520 But I still see him semi regularly and my wife still thinks that they are about the shooting 51 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,640 I told her that he was helping me process the guilt I feel from it 52 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:31,840 And she thinks that that is why I'm going. I still feel no remorse, but I just keep it to myself now 53 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Wow 54 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,280 Listen five times with the 12 gauge 55 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,480 Like what was left of this? 56 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,560 However 57 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,640 It's your family. It's your family 58 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:58,400 Like yeah, like the adrenaline that you're probably feeling in that moment like you're just like I like 59 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:05,600 I don't know whatever it takes to make sure my family's safe. That's that's what you have to do 60 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:11,680 I mean they're gonna see how the gun who knows what would have happened. What if I do kill this whole family? 61 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,560 Well, exactly. It's like, okay, the guy breaks in he the guy is armed. It says in the post that he was armed 62 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,040 And it's like hold on wait 63 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:25,200 Do you just want to steal my you just want to steal my electronics or are you trying to take my kids into sex trafficking? 64 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:29,200 Like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna have a conversation like the idea is 65 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:33,920 You're in my house. You have a weapon and I'm I'm ending you 66 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:43,360 My thing, okay, like if I saw that on like a true crime like like imagine you're watching them. Yeah, like that's like 67 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:50,000 I feel like part of me would be like, okay. He's a little psycho. That's I mean five times. It's like it is what it is 68 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:56,240 Is it wrong that he's like he's coping fine with it? Is he supposed to feel like super guilty about it? 69 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,520 That's why I'm like struggling when he's like coping. That's where I'm at. It's like 70 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,600 He's just 71 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,880 Chilling about it. It's like I'll do it again all day 72 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,280 Any day I'll do that all like all the time terrible experience 73 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:14,240 I think I'll always have some sort of paranoia and night from it, but I do not regret what I did anyway 74 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,280 It's like, yeah, I'm not gonna go back in time and be like, okay 75 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:23,280 Only three shots with the shotgun those extra two were overkill. It's like it's fight or flight 76 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:28,240 Yeah, I just like happen. No, I'm just a little caught off when he's like, I'll do it again anytime 77 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:35,200 But you would to save your family if a guy breaks in again, you're not like I already I already been through this and it like 78 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,800 I just feel like it's something to like 79 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,360 Leave out 80 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,360 Don't talk about it 81 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,640 He's a true office chest. All right. This is 82 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:50,720 He's letting it all off. Is it different if it's a handgun? No, I mean he had what he has 83 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,000 I said about having time to shot him. I'm just a little confused why he's like 84 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,840 Just like no, I'm not cool about it. Just I'll do that again 85 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:00,880 Like 86 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,880 Tempt me, bro 87 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,120 Yeah, come come back. Let's go. You don't want to be like 88 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,280 Come come back. Let's go. You don't want the smoke 89 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,480 But he's proud of it 90 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,480 I feel like that's something I would kind of hide 91 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,120 You know, I wouldn't want to like get that out to people. I'm not on reddit 92 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:21,680 I would not be as proud as him for sure, but I do feel like 93 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,880 It sucks. It sucks that it happened 94 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,680 But like, yeah, I'm gonna protect my family 95 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:32,880 Otherwise why why have a gun why do anything you could just be the guy that like 96 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:37,760 We do see on the documentaries that does nothing and then the whole family gets killed and yeah, well 97 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,200 I hope he says better actually getting off his chest. Yeah 98 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:48,400 Pretending to be guilty. Okay that though. We haven't even talked about that like so what he's like 99 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:53,600 That's not even the real issue that he shot is that now he's like pretending to be guilty 100 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:58,880 So there's why his wife's like dude, you don't have enough emotions like you're like you're a serial killer 101 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:03,040 Yeah, like I don't feel safe because you save our family 102 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:09,040 He's like yeah, but that's all he did like you stepped you and your offspring alive. So that's cool 103 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,920 Sorry, I'm not like about him to like 104 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:18,240 Pretend like I think that's kind of cool that he like wants to be with his wife 105 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,680 He could tell me he loves me 106 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,440 I just love you and I don't want to lose you so 107 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,880 Hey, could be like I'm just gonna go find another lady to protect 108 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,880 I'm gonna move to a higher crime neighborhood and protect someone else because you're ungrateful 109 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:41,200 I love it. That was a good job. So was there any caught like any good comments on this one? 110 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,560 Like as far as like the wife's perspective, there's a good one. Let me find it 111 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,440 She says 112 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,960 I'm not saying I agree but based on my female intuition or whatever 113 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:55,440 I think your wife wants you to acknowledge that the intruder regardless of his bad decisions 114 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:01,680 Still possessed kernel of humanity and that to snuff out that humanity should affect your own humanity in some way 115 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,360 You see the situation in black and white again. I'm not arguing. You shouldn't 116 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,720 Man broke into home man is a threat to family kill man 117 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:13,520 But she might want you to acknowledge the gray area man broke into home man made a bad decision 118 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:17,920 Man was still a human being. I know it may seem weird, but I think her mind 119 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,040 I think in her mind your ideal response in the aftermath would have been something like 120 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,600 It's unfortunate that man did what he did and it's unfortunate came to him losing his life 121 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,600 But I did what I had to do to protect you 122 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,720 Which again that is a very different response than like 123 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,320 Dary to do it again 124 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:40,320 Right. Yeah. Yeah, like cross my throat. I kill anyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I guess that's yeah, that's true 125 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,520 It's like 126 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,520 Probably not good one of the other comments that I liked I'm not gonna dig for it was like 127 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,080 Um, maybe you guys should just go to couple therapy 128 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,840 Um, yeah 129 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah, that sounds about right. That sounds that sounds good go therapy therapy is great 130 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,560 All right, cheers. All right, here's mine 131 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:06,080 And why they ask all for taking my girlfriend's lasagna home when she said I could my girlfriend and I are both college students 132 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,560 She lives in an apartment on her own and I live with my parents 133 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:15,040 On Sunday my girlfriend made a whole day lasagna for a date night. She made everything from scratch including the noodles 134 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:20,080 It was really good. So after we finished I asked if I could take a lasagna home from my family to try 135 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,920 She said yes when I left that night. I took the tray of lasagna with me 136 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,280 My girlfriend didn't walk me out. So she didn't see me take the tray 137 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:32,400 On Monday, I got a text from my girlfriend asking where her lasagna was 138 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,720 I told her I had taken it home for my family 139 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,640 She said I thought you were taking some not the whole thing 140 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:44,480 I spent most of my food budget for the week on it with the attention to eat leftovers for the rest of the week 141 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,080 Now I don't know what I'm gonna eat. I felt bad and apologized 142 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:53,440 But pointed out that I had asked her if I could take it home and she didn't tell me that I couldn't take the whole tray 143 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:58,160 She said it should have been obvious that I shouldn't take the whole tray since the tray was so big 144 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,960 So to be fair to her it was a really big tray 145 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:06,720 My family of five only just finished the tray yesterday after eating it for dinner both nights. Oh 146 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,320 But I don't think the size of the tray makes it obvious that I shouldn't take it 147 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:21,680 Monday night and last night a girlfriend complained that she had to eat instant noodles for dinner 148 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,760 So that she wouldn't blow her food budget 149 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,760 Today she has asked me if I could buy her a sandwich since I took her leftovers for the week 150 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:31,200 It's tough that she spent her food budget on the lasagna 151 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:35,360 But I think this is her fault for not being clear that I shouldn't take the whole thing 152 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,040 I don't think she's justified in asking me to buy her lunch because of it 153 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,960 She called me an asshole for not being willing to help her out. Am I the asshole? 154 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Nah 155 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:52,000 Sad fact to be really funny. Yes, you are. Yeah, most definitely 156 00:10:52,000 --> 00:11:00,240 The fact that she fed her family of five two nights in a row that was huge 157 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,480 His mom should be compensated for her 158 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,320 Like thank you 159 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,120 Right 160 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:13,120 Like how long would it have taken her single-handedly to finish that? 161 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,440 Like obviously the whole week 162 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,080 She was planning on the whole week 163 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,080 She's like 164 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:25,840 Man, that's sad. I'm hung up on handmade noodles though because that's a grind 165 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:32,160 But do you think she should have specified like hey, this don't take the entire thing 166 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,680 It's like when you try something you try something 167 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:40,720 It's like oh like it's one piece of this on it and like the whole family's like oh like I'll try it 168 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:45,840 Like a try is like just like a little bite. You know trying it is not everybody gets a whole slice 169 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:49,760 But if you like two nights in the row take leftovers home to my family 170 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:54,320 It's like yeah, like I could see why he wasn't really speaking about 171 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,600 Leaving her some 172 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,320 Right asshole behavior. Sorry 173 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:06,560 He's like oh, he's like cool. I'm gonna go feed the whole entire village for two days 174 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,440 Like no, he should he should have taken one serving 175 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:16,400 And then divided it up into fractions and shared it with all these people 176 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,880 The one of the comments is like wta 177 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:24,000 But only for not hooking her up with food to eat since you took her meal plans for the week 178 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,520 Like I get the miscommunication that happened 179 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,120 But you should have fixed that issue immediately and hauled her out with some real food guy 180 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:35,600 Yeah, I'm kidding. Like that's your boyfriend. You need to have him to beg him for a sandwich 181 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:40,880 Like let me take you out for the rest of the week like please give me a sandwich 182 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,200 Yeah, why wouldn't you like take her out anyway? You're dating 183 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:52,000 Can we go out on a date and you pay no, he's like no, I got I got lasagna leftovers in the fridge 184 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:57,760 I already got dinner covered don't worry. I'm actually not hungry but 185 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:07,520 Oh, anyways, just make sure you communicate you're bringing leftovers home. There you go. This is am I the asshole? 186 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:13,120 I dropped out of my crazy ex-friend's wedding. I will try to make this brief as possible 187 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,800 I'm getting married in October to my boyfriend of 17 years 188 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:22,880 And a small not overly fancy wedding of 50 s people. I have a friend who is always sort of 189 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:29,120 Different and who got married to her husband who is even more different over three years ago at a courthouse 190 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:34,160 I was there to show support and celebrate with them, but they did not have an actual wedding of any kind 191 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:39,840 She was repeatedly expressed unhappiness in her marriage to to me over the years 192 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,680 But we recently had dinner and I mentioned to her that I was planning a wedding 193 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:50,160 And not just a simple dinner for my nuptials as she had assumed which I don't even know what that word means 194 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,800 the nuptials 195 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:59,680 Is that what it is okay, okay, literally days after that conversation 196 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:03,680 I don't remind this 197 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,840 Moving on 198 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,320 Let us know in the comments what enough school means 199 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:21,680 Okay, literally days after that conversation. She begins to plan an extravagant wedding out of town at a literal mansion 200 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,840 Mind you, she has very few friends and a family her husband has even less 201 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:30,240 But she's rented out an a mansion in different city for May 2023 202 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:37,840 And started to obsessively plan an elaborate wedding. I'm talking opera singer string quartet jazz band 203 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:44,800 Yes, all three for a guest list of around 30 seemingly I found this to be odd timing, but okay, that's fine 204 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:50,560 She asked me to be a bridesmaid again. Okay. I am busy planning my wedding now that is very soon 205 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,760 But I'm on board even though they again are already married 206 00:14:53,760 --> 00:15:00,160 Immediately she is texting me day and day and night about her wedding which at this point is over a year away 207 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,480 She at one point asked me at 6 a.m 208 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:08,880 If I could set aside time at my own wedding reception to practice the waltz for her wedding a year away 209 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:14,000 The unbelievable selfishness of that request alone left a very bad taste in my mouth 210 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,920 Not to mention this wedding for 30 people requires coattails and floor-length ballgowns 211 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:25,680 In addition to traveling insane in a city that literally no one lives in including the bride and groom 212 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:31,760 She hasn't she has since morphed into quite a bride. So demanding alterations for a robe for a 213 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,480 For a year from now and getting me an attitude when I say I need a day or two 214 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,960 As I am very busy with work and I'm planning my own wedding that is right around the corner 215 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,160 She has become hostile in text and they don't allow anyone 216 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:51,520 Um, and I do not allow anyone let alone my supposed friend to treat me that way. It is clear that she is out of her 217 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:58,000 Uh, she's going out of her way to plan a wedding more extravagant than mine as she sent a text 218 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,600 Um asking why her escape to be costing so much more than mine 219 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,040 Which is fine because I wanted a very casual small event 220 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,920 But she is completely eclipsing any joy or premarital glow that I may have 221 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:16,640 Rejoined with her constant demands and selfish requests. I found the whole thing suspicious to begin with 222 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:23,920 But now I feel I am better off cutting ties with someone so selfish and inconsiderate after a recent particular unpleasant text exchange 223 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,680 I've had enough 224 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:30,240 Her wedding is still 11 months out and I have informed her that I will no longer be participating in it 225 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:35,440 And have un-invited her to my wedding in october and either asshole 226 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,080 dang 227 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,080 Good for her 228 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,080 That's crazy 229 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,280 Oh 230 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,360 I'm with her 231 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:53,680 Obviously friend is the worst. Oh, yeah, and she like didn't she like lead with this friend is a weirdo 232 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,400 Yeah, and that one has been even weird 233 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:01,280 Cool. So weird behavior weird wedding already married 234 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,160 Like literally already married 235 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:09,680 Which it started out as a courthouse wedding so it's like I feel like that. I mean like obviously some people are like, oh like 236 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,440 Val renewal and it's like more of a party, but like 237 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:19,440 Who was who was dating for 17 years? Was the girl that's getting like the friend 238 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,480 The the girl that's writing the story 239 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:28,640 But to take time out of her own wedding to practice the waltz for the other girl's wedding like that's so messed like year 240 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,080 Like a full year away. Yes. That's calculated 241 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,040 Yes, because yeah, yeah, that's like that's like 242 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:40,880 You guys know how to do that type of stuff. We couldn't we don't know how to forecast that type of behavior 243 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,200 Oh, I I thought you were meaning like waltz like we could never walk 244 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,720 Yeah, I've seen you both on the dance floor 245 00:17:52,400 --> 00:18:00,080 No, but I can do anything that someone minds you like why yeah like plan a wedding 11 months after you're already married 246 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,040 So like that's crazy 247 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,520 So is it like right so she they broke off his friends, right? 248 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:12,240 And then she like reconnected or as they know they just they've always been friends 249 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:16,720 But I guess she's just been a little weird. I'm like actually really proud of the girl that cut her off 250 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,840 Yeah, because that's hard to do it's hard to cut friends off 251 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,560 But she she sounded like a hard ass anyway. She was like I don't let anyone 252 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:31,760 Treat me like this let alone my friend. That's true. That's true. Maybe there's something more to do that 253 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,360 Maybe this friend's not in this as you think that I just gives me like 254 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:43,680 You're probably an asshole, but you're not an asshole within the situation. This is you're not but not like like good company, but 255 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:49,920 No, maybe that's too judgy as a guy like I wonder what the two like the two husbands are thinking 256 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:55,280 Like they probably like go to the bar together the other on the golf course like 257 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,960 Just don't care. Yes. Yeah, go practice. I don't care 258 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,120 Who cares about our wedding 259 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,120 like so the one dude though like 260 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,520 That is already married. Yeah 261 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:15,040 And apparently he's weird. So maybe yeah, I mean who knows maybe he's practicing the waltz 262 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,280 but 263 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:22,000 For him to be like, yeah, we're already married, but let's let's do this. Let's ruin your friend's life 264 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,200 Yeah, I wonder if there's like bad blood from the past 265 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:31,280 It's obviously she got jealous and she heard oh you're getting married you're gonna do stuff 266 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:36,800 This one says my only criticism is you should have told her about the swans and horse drunk carriage you were having 267 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,480 And how you're going to enter the reception under fireworks and trumpets 268 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,360 See if she won one upset 269 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,280 somehow 270 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,240 And then you actually don't have it and she spends even more money 271 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:55,760 On a on an unnecessary ceremony a year after the fact and like no, they've been married three years 272 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,400 Okay, so 273 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,960 The buffoonery I don't understand 274 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,680 While we're using so many words that we don't know 275 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,720 Yeah, that's a thought that the sword 276 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:16,960 The source is behind the couch. You want to use that's what I was going for 277 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,840 That's the sword 278 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:35,840 Am I the asshole for serving special brownies at the family reunion 279 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,840 All right 280 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,040 All right, reddit buckle up this one's a doozy 281 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,160 So every year my family has his big 282 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,760 Has this big reunion. It's usually a mix of potluck dishes awkward small talk 283 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:57,120 And that one cousin who tries to sell everyone on their latest mlm scheme. Thanks Becky. I still don't need essential oils 284 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,240 This year I 31m 285 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,880 Decided to spice things up a bit 286 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:08,480 Literally a couple of weeks ago. My friend gifted me some special brownies. You know the type 287 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,680 I 288 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,680 Decided 289 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:18,800 I decided to save them for a special occasion because why not? 290 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,640 Fast forward to the reunion and I thought it might be hilarious to bring them along as my contribution 291 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,720 Now before you freak out. Let me clarify. I made two trays 292 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,560 One regular batch and one extra special batch 293 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:37,600 I even labeled the special ones as adults only and put them off to the side 294 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,320 I figured everyone would get the joke 295 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:46,960 The brownies were just a little inside joke between me and any cousins who wanted to partake or so I thought 296 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,360 Everything was going smoothly until my 70 year old aunt linda 297 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:59,520 Now bless her heart strolled right up to the adults only tray now and linda hasn't indulged in anything stronger than tea in decades 298 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:05,520 But she was raving about how good the brownies looked and how she had a try a little bite 299 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,760 Before I could stop her she scarfed down two whole pieces 300 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,960 At this point I'm silently freaking out but she's thinking fine 301 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:21,840 So I figured maybe she just get a little giggly and I'd sneak her off to bed. Thanks god for your help 302 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,840 Oh 303 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,840 Oh, how wrong I was 304 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,160 An hour later and linda was full on vibing 305 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,360 she's 306 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,680 She's decided that she's a professional dj and connected to the bluetooth speaker 307 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:45,120 We're all treated to an electric mix of 70s disco kids nursery rhymes and 308 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,760 whale sounds 309 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,920 She got 310 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:55,280 She got the whole family doing a conga line around the backyard and no one knows how to stop it 311 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,400 Because in beccy tried to step in but antlinda trust her 312 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,360 Saying she was disrupting the energy 313 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:09,360 Though during dinner antlinda takes it upon herself to deliver a very emotional toast. She's crying hugging everyone and telling us how 314 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,120 We're just beams of light in a cold cold universe 315 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:21,040 My teenage cousin tried to record it on her phone, but linda swatted her way saying this moment is for the soul not the grand 316 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,360 But now 317 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:31,680 And everyone's wondering what's up with linda and i'm trying to keep a low profile 318 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:36,000 But then it happens antlinda goes up to my uncle her ex 319 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,640 brother-in-law mind you 320 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,400 And starts 321 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,640 Serenading him with endless love by dana ross 322 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:52,880 The family is half laughing half horrified and uncle dave looks like he wants to crawl into a hole 323 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:57,280 Eventually my mom concerns me and asks if i know what's going on 324 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:02,560 I confess sort of and tell her that maybe linda had a bit too much of the special brownies 325 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:09,520 Now the entire family is acting like i've poisoned their union my mom is furious antlinda is still floating around the yard in some sort of 326 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:15,120 Chesedal state and uncle dave won't make eye contact with anyone 327 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:21,200 So read it am i the asshole for bringing special brownies to the family union 328 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,200 Oh 329 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,920 It this makes it hurt because i have an atlanta 330 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,800 i'm picturing atlanta 331 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,600 I know as i read that story like when i 332 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,160 Yeah, i see that happening 333 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,160 Yeah 334 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:42,000 On from anyone that doesn't know what the ranch is it's a huge ranch that our family has 335 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,920 It's like a royalty. Yeah, we can't fairy do family reunions 336 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:52,320 And and linda is always present and i've never i've never seen the special brownies at the ranch 337 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,800 Yeah, never been there as far as i know, but 338 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,520 It's just all for god 339 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,520 So i might partake if i see him 340 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,080 i just feel like 341 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,800 Honestly, i feel like 342 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,400 He's not i feel like he just made antlinda even more fun 343 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:14,880 Well, and my biggest thing with this story was when he was like for me and the cousins like the chill cousins 344 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,560 Yeah, and he said adults only yeah, but it's like druggy 345 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:24,640 Yeah, that's yeah, okay. Well, we don't have to get that far mar, but you're absolutely right 346 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,280 Brownie and they don't know about it 347 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,280 Pretty messed up nobody's pretty messed up 348 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:37,680 It's like like i just slipped something into your drink at the bar like 349 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,360 So 350 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,160 is 351 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,160 An irresponsible asshole 352 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,480 Listen 353 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,560 It's you think it's all in good fun 354 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,160 You have to you have to be able to choose that for yourself 355 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,800 Yeah, and how much too if you are gonna choose it. It sounds like antlinda 356 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,720 Floated around the yard like a nice fairy and it's pretty about great for her 357 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,800 That's not always the case when you eat too much of the special kind 358 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:13,760 That's right and like yeah, what if what if a kid what if a kid took a bite? 359 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,640 What if what if my three-year-old went up there she can't read? 360 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,840 So 361 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,600 For those reasons he's an asshole. Yeah, it's irresponsible 362 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,040 And next time if you want to share some bud with the cousins bro 363 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:31,200 Just like do it the old-fashioned way you guys go out like leave the party 364 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,280 Pass a piece around and yeah like do it do it right 365 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:41,200 Do it right all right. Well, I got destroyed there. You guys are absolutely right. You know what? 366 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,760 Get canceled the first 367 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,320 Like yeah, that's not bad 368 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,120 For me. Yeah, I 369 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,120 I get it, but I also like in like 370 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:56,080 I get where he's coming from where he thought that would be funny like you probably didn't sink well that oh 371 00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,000 That's how everything starts. That's how oh this is really so funny someone guys 372 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,040 Yeah 373 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,880 Like yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Let's rob this bank and get rich. No 374 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,840 No, that's how it works 375 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:15,440 Dang that's hilarious. Wow. Wait, can I read some comments at least? Oh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay 376 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,320 All right, let me go uh, where was it? Oh 377 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,760 I this one guy. I don't know what's worse 378 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:32,880 This or the time my cousin spiked the mashed potatoes with laxatives some people just shouldn't be trusted with food man. Oh 379 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:38,080 No, oh, that's why I draw the line 380 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:43,040 Yeah, one of two experiences is at least fun for a little while 381 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:52,080 Yeah, there's no upside to that now. I'm gonna be scared like I'm thinking like they're a pauless and stuff like I don't know if I'm gonna trust anyone 382 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:57,760 Don't look at us. Yeah. Yeah. Are you bringing? I love mashed potatoes. I would not do that 383 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,480 I think 384 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,880 You know, there's always that one person 385 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,640 I kind of wish I was at that reunion and this sounds like a five 386 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,920 Oh, dude 387 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,600 funny 388 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:18,160 She's 70 though. Oh, yeah, I forgot how old she is. That's a good liar ananda, right? 389 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,000 Yeah, she's also 70. She looks great 390 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,600 Shout out 391 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,600 Linda I'm married 392 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,280 Faves 393 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:41,040 Oh, there you go. That's hilarious. That guy's definitely the asshole and 394 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,440 He could want to have a good time, but it's not how you do it. Not how you do it 395 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:50,640 Responsible agreed. We're just gonna guess now. It's loosely loosely 396 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,360 Is you I think it's I'm 100% but we're not gonna say anything 397 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,480 But I mean, I know you're like you're you're so too 398 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:04,160 The story is so out there like gave me Dracula vibes the whole time like I'm like 399 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,760 Literally like all I was picturing was like I'm you're like 400 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,520 She's like somewhere as far away that no one can travel to 401 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,280 Oh, no, it's like another city like it's not like the way 402 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:21,040 Across the world. I think it's Marley. We're seeing her for 30 people. This is like the colons for sure 403 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,360 So I could be you too. I think it's cool. Hi 404 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,360 I was just gonna say tune in next week to find out which one was fake and add your comment way 405 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,360 I mean say whatever you think I feel like it's pretty obvious who's was fake, but 406 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,040 Hey friends, do you stay tuned next week every Tuesday we're dropping an episode 407 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,080 So be ready for the next one and to find out who's the fakey 408 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,080 Yeah, my friends 409 00:29:42,080 --> 00:30:03,920 Love the cartoon