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adventure. I'm Brian. I'm Moxie Mayhem. I'm Mike.
I'm Sam. Amanda. I'm Rob. And I'm Ashley. And
this is Cop Couple Chronicles. Everybody knows
stories about all of these people. Last week,
I talked with Jim, the conscious man, on all
the social media platforms, where we talked about
different problems and different solutions for
guys. Everybody comes across a lifestyle at some
point or another. This week, we're talking about
not just St. Patty's Day party, but my birthday
party. I guess we're just going to start there.
Friday, Ashley and me drove up to Loganville
for St. Paddy's Day party with Pineapples After
Dark. Yeah, everybody came in on Friday. Traffic
was crazy everywhere. But we all got there early,
actually, to help set up everything. So that
was our first little bit of fun was just decorating.
Now, who had the longest commute here? Priya.
I teed that up. The pre -check was great. We
loved our experience. It was wonderful. We had
cocktails on the plane. We had a great time.
Yeah. The 2 .45 a .m. wake -up call was great.
You know what? Worth it. For real. 2 .45 sucks
to get up for a 5 a .m. flight, but to get there
and be able to have an extra day, it was super
cool. But yeah, so coming from - When I got up,
I think I texted y 'all. I texted y 'all and
I said, have a safe travels. I wasn't really
sure what time you were flying. And Moxie is
sitting there saying, I am having a cocktail.
And it was 7 .30, 7 a .m. And she's an hour behind
us. Airport life, baby. There's no rules at the
airport. You guys got to the Lees around what
time? Because I felt like you guys were at the
venue pretty early. Yeah, we got there early.
Then we had to go to Dollar General to waste
time because we're going to beat you to your
house from work. And I had to get your page and
get everything to the house. That's awesome.
So they surprised me when... with birthday decorations
and a birthday cake that I didn't even get to
try. I wouldn't have had it any other way. I
planned on eating that for breakfast the next
day. It crossed my mind, but then I was like,
you want to go to our favorite breakfast spot?
I said, all right, better choices, better choices.
He twists arms pretty hard, so I get that. It
hurt. He just raises an eyebrow and people listen
to him. Yeah, that one. But yeah, we got to their
house and we hung out and then we met Mike at
the venue with all of his lighting gear. Rob
contributed. That's a group effort. So we got
there early to help set up and get all the decorations
and merch tables and everything else. Hot balloons.
I was so going to bring up the balloons today.
And if anybody knows Ashley, every time... a
balloon popped, I could feel part of her soul.
The fairs and the carnivals where you throw the
dart, we avoid those. I mean, we had like 300
balloons and they were getting them blown up
and everyone was, it was a team effort. What
was even popping them? It was terrible. Our balloon
full arch became corner balloon decorations.
Eventually, we were like, no, they won't. They
spent two hours. The original plan was to get
everything set up and decorated and do this,
but it took a lot longer than we expected, and
everybody still had to get ready. We showed up.
The hotel was 30 minutes away. So that's a 90
-minute round trip for the guys. She did her
makeup in the car on the way back. Yeah, we were
in a rush. I mean, running. Us guys kind of stuck
around while they took off and carpooled wherever
they were going to get ready. We're running.
But that night was lit. We showed up about 7
.30 and things were starting to get, everybody
was kind of hanging out. It was fun. There were
merch tables and raffle tickets. Everything was
starting to get going. It was super cool being
able to see everybody and connect with everybody,
especially being from out of town. So it was
a really big venue, but that place was packed.
Packed. felt so bad to the small town bartenders
because they were doing their best they did awesome
yeah they were so good at what they did and they
loved what i was you know giving them for energy
and they're just like hey let's connect and i'm
like Yeah, let's connect. I've been going to
that bar for 15 years, and I have never seen
that many people in that place. That place was
packed, and it was amazing to watch. What was
the number, the final number? It was around 350.
I couldn't imagine too many more people. It was
a good party, and the people made the party.
Yeah, we had a lot of cool stuff that was there
to support it, but I think we had a lot of great
people with Pineapples After Dark. And we have
a really great crowd that comes in and is respectful
of one another. And they just had a great time.
On that note, I want to go back because this
is the Oregon couple's first Pineapples After
Dark party ever. So what was your guys' first
impressions when you came in? It was a great
group of people, and as soon as you walked in
the door, the vibe was already, you could tell
that everyone there was there for the same, we
were all on the same mentality, we were all on
the same path. It was a great, welcoming environment
right from the beginning, and it stayed that
way. Ashley went to Secrets solo one time. I
would ever went to anything by myself. In comparison
to other groups, is it... They've been to Miami
with us, with Libertine. We've done quite a few
events over the last... They were our travel
buddies there for the longest time. Yes. They've
been to Miami with us. We've been to Secrets
numerous times together. So is this one... Does
Pineapples After Dark stand out from other groups
that you guys have experienced? So far, yeah.
I would say it's one of my favorites so far.
Honestly, everybody, it was so easy to talk to.
And y 'all know from experience, like I'm a very
shy person at this event. I was not shy at all.
I was walking up to everybody. I was like, hey,
because everybody made me feel like I was able
to. That's the goal. You never know. I knew,
I knew though. I was like, these. You guys are
going to love them. They're going to fit right
on. We've been talking pineapples after dark
parties up to our close friends for a long time
trying to get them up here. But they're all so
scattered. It's like, all right, you got to come
with us. And I haven't seen you guys in forever.
So when you walk in, I was like, I didn't know.
I was like, my people. We see you, lads. It was
so adorable. I just felt somebody just attack
me from the side. and step on my foot and i knocked
you into poor sam you did and then amanda kissed
it this was our second event and like the last
event we went to was a year ago it was quite
a while ago but this was way different last one
was just like a meet and greet and this was a
party so this was way different and i mean same
vibe with all the people just way different vibe
than when you go to secrets or other kind of
takeover events and it was just cool everybody's
very well meet and greets for me anyways are
always hit miss because it's a vanilla bar you
never know what the vibe's going to be until
you get there and just pulling up and seeing
everybody outside you're like oh this is gonna
be a good one Our goal is to not have meet and
greets. You know, we want to have full takeovers
of any venue that we do. So if we're doing a
party, it's got to be our house that night and
make everybody feel comfortable. Because like
you said, that way you know the vibe, right?
The vibe is the people that you bring in and
not some randos that are vanillas. Nothing wrong
with that. But that is not the vibe we're looking
for that night. We're looking for our people
to be there and to feel comfortable. Safe, sexy,
and comfortable. And there was a lot of sexy.
You came out in that dress. I'm like, yep, that's
the one. She's like, is this okay? Before the
event, she sent me a picture and she was like,
is this it? Of course, the men laughed very hard.
Unless you got to take off. Absolutely. I was
not complaining about Rob's outfit either. No.
I love this. The stairway. I have mixed emotions
about Rob because before I met Rob, I was always
the best dressed. Yeah. You got competition.
I got competition. When I make an outfit, I have
to think about my outfit. We always look forward
to seeing what Rob's going to bring out. That
is why Rob and I connect so hard. When he came
out in your jacket. I share my clothes with Rob
because we are kindred spirits in fashion form.
Yeah, everyone got a nice... There were a lot
of kilts there. There were five or six. There
were. Yeah, definitely. Kudos to the kilt boys.
I got a video of all the kilt guys just rocking
out in their own little kilt -y ways. Blind man.
And it's bad for me. How many times in my life
I thought, why am I recording this? And then
like a week later, it's like, oh, that's why.
Dancing on my phone? No. I have something like
621 photos and videos from this weekend. Wait,
but how many of us? Two. Yeah. That tracks. This
morning. about, all right, we need you to remind
us to take pictures with us. It's like, this
is your duty. I have to go back and read it that
way. I read it like, oh, we're in trouble. I
brought my phone with full intentions of taking
pictures. I said to Sam, in the afternoon, I'm
going to be a good content creator. And I got
out, took some pictures, and that was it. We
had the conversation too. Like we're like, all
right, get as many pictures as we can of anything.
And I literally like I sent everything I got
from the weekend and it was like seven pictures.
And I got no photographic evidence of it. Yeah,
we have no pictures. Lindsay. The only thing
we have is like Friday night and we already said
it all. You blew your load too early. Right.
And maybe 10 photos. I'm out. I'm out. Where's
some of your highlights? When you sat beside
me when you first came in, I looked over and
you screamed at the top of your lungs. I was
like, penguin danced again. Wait, are you talking
about either of us? What are you talking about?
I just wanted to hear my name. And your jacket
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when we first ran in, we walked right through
the door, we saw Ryan and Moxie, we gave them
quick hugs, and then as soon as, before we got
to talk to them, somebody grabbed me like, can
you take our picture? And pulled me away. from
at the different angles you know we know how
to do it and then i just gave it back to her
ran back and just like bear hugged her from behind
that was our first meeting i stood there and
stared at her until she noticed who i was and
then we had i have i see a trend going on here
so i need to really focus on advance I know faces
just help me with names a little bit. Yeah. I
talk to so many people that that's like so common
though. Mainly men. It's like, I will remember
your face, but next time we talk, don't be mad
if I don't remember your name. And they're all
like, Oh, same, same. That's either my disclaimer.
My newest thing now is someone will come up.
I'm like, It is so good to meet you. And if I've
met you already, it's so good to see you again.
I'm stealing that. I love it. Or that awkward
moment when you're like, it's so nice to meet
you. And they're like, we already met. Or that.
It's so good to see you and you're trying, you
know, you've met him before, but you can't picture
where you know them. And you're like, I just
like to hear other people have the same problems
as I do. You're not alone. Cause I feel, I generally
feel so bad when I, we're all in this together
with somebody names, like somebody's name. Sometimes.
Or somebody completely first and last name drops
you and they're like, oh, you're serious. You
look different. You look different with your
clothes on. Yes. Is this better? I did that Friday
night. Give me your breasts. I'm like, okay,
I know who you are. We're not making eye contact
up here. I can't say how many times I talked
to Rob about this. You should just put the boob
pictures with their contact photos. That's fine.
I'm not offended. We don't judge. We listen.
Oh my goodness. yeah all right so we did a little
celebration for your birthday oh yes yes so i
love you guys for that i know it was a collaboration
between ashley and all of you this baby had plans
of getting a house and doing all the things and
trying to do another round but with this baby
coming There is no, I mean, we thought he would
be here by now. So it was like not even a thought.
And then. We were all waiting every day. She's
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right here. Don't go anywhere. And next thing
I know, there's like a big marquee sign coming
up behind me and a sparkly wand and bubbles.
And I was being announced, which was a first,
but I got announced. No, it was absolutely amazing.
And I have. all of you to thank for that. Somehow
I ended up with Lindsay's phone. You probably
had like 50 pictures of me just randomly shooting
everything. I found some random pictures and
videos on my phone. You got that. The video of
me and Rob dancing. That one's going on our digital
frame in the kitchen. Yeah. Yes. You made the
picture frame. You made it. You know that's a
good night. Yes. Yeah. So how was the after party?
I don't know. I went to bed. We stayed up for
a long time with room for a few and another single
girl. We drank and talked. Yeah. I mean, it's
one of those nights that we just totally hung
out. We wound up going to another room and we
left that room. We left quickly. But then we
came back to our room. Those are sometimes the
best nights. Those are like fill your soul nights.
It was one of those. It was. I may have had too
much tequila. We don't talk about Bruno and we
don't talk about tequila. That's good. Me and
Ashley went back to Lee's house and we had a
birthday celebration. Oh, we did. We did. We
treated them to the southern delicacy known as
Waffle House. As we're walking out of the bar,
Little Tipsy, I said, I would do some dirty things
for a cheeseburger right now. Don't ever say
that. They're like, okay. That's all Mike can
hear. And he's like, all right, Waffle House
it is. Show us an opening, Loganville. He understood
the assignment was late. Yeah, I don't know.
Everything was closed in Loganville. So I didn't
look at the time until we went to bed. And it
was like four. It was after four when we went
to bed. You know, there is something about event
weekends that time just becomes a black hole.
All of us are constantly going. Well, and you're
always we're always behind schedule. How early
we show up. always tell me that i have to be
at something an hour earlier than actually so
they were like to be here at 7 30 you should
be here at 30 then all right dinner is at 5 tomorrow
real swinger 10 6 30 yeah you know it almost
feels like 4 a .m is about swinger bedtime That's
about when it's like, all right, we have to at
least function somewhat tomorrow. 4 .30 is swinger
bedtime. And then like between 8 .30 and 10 is
morning time. You have to get packed up. You
guys already know. But you did have a little
bit of a birthday party afterwards. I did. We
celebrated you for sure. It was nice. Some bucket
list items checked off. It's always our goal
to check off at least one thing. And we woke
up with a surprise. Yeah. Big surprise. Was Mike
and Ben real? Not yet. That footage doesn't exist.
I mean, he makes a great little thing for a big
guy. I didn't see that. It's all this stuff.
I've seen years ago. We're all picturing it.
What's a good one? There's something about that
mic just reaching back and caressing your face.
That was the real birthday present. Amanda and
her husband also brought a birthday gift for
me. They know my weaknesses, Reese's Peanut Butter
Cups. So they brought me. a bottle of salted
caramel moonshine, and what was the other one?
The peanut butter. The chocolate peanut butter
whiskey. And so you mix them together. You gotta
mix the one with Pepsi. It sounds nasty, but
it's not. It sounds delicious. We're gonna try
one of those. Get the Pepsi. I might bring them
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So we woke up with a surprise. Yes, we were going
to be grandparents. For those of you that don't
know, we're new grandparents. Our oldest just
had an old boy and we're obsessed with him. It's
been four weeks of labor with these guys every
day checking in and keeping them updated. We
live all as a group just like... Kept in and
helped us. Just being there and supporting us.
This has been the true definition that we've
never... Yeah, like, if we had this village when
we were actually having babies ourselves, it
would have been completely different. It's crazy.
And, like, your guys' support from us is, like,
even our daughter. like see the support that
she gets through you guys through us like i was
sure the pictures of him showing everybody a
trap and everyone was around him looking at the
baby pictures and stuff like we don't have a
family you know biologically really so it's like
it's babies got so much framily oh my god oh
my god we oh yeah last four weeks we have been
every single day on edge. And then I spent two
weeks here with her in Florida. And finally,
our daughter was having school stuff going on.
We had, I mean, we have three other kids with
busy schedules and rough work full time. So we
have to go home at least for a little while.
And we both just had a gut feeling that I was
going to get here because I was having a lot
of anxiety about getting there. And then she
was like, I don't know. I just feel like you
can go home if you want to. It's going to be
okay. And I was like, me too. I just felt at
peace that I'll get there. I'll have plenty of
time. And that was all it was going to be. And
we got until Thursday. I was trying to plan this
party, trying to get everyone like caught up
on all the plans, which I didn't know if I was
going to be there or not. It was until Friday
morning where I called her and was like, do you
want me to come to you or do you want me to go,
you know, to the party? And she was like, go
have fun. I'll keep them in there until Sunday.
Only had to make it a few days. Clinch. That's
it. I was so scared to go. I was so scared to
leave her. And I was torn. And she was like,
just go ahead. So I went. And we should have
known. We knew that was all it was going to take
to get his little butt to finally come. And I
got a text in the morning. And she said, I'm
like 16. You know, they're like six minutes apart.
And I think they're not going anywhere. And I
think this might be it. And then I waited a little
bit to see. And then I called her, and she was
full -blown crying. She's like, I can't do this.
I was like, I gotta get there, because it was
real. It was happening. We scrambled, ran around,
and jumped in their shuttle. They walked outside,
and then they came back, and I just heard, well,
shit. I'm going to Florida. At this point, I'm
like, alright, we're going to Florida. We had
fun last night. Not a big deal to me. He didn't
know about Sunday. I had no idea. I knew we were
going to trap. Yeah. We're just going to have
a trap night with friends. He had no idea. He's
like, no big deal. We'll just go. Yeah, like,
it's just trapeze. I planned a surprise party
for you. I paid that cake and decorations. And
you have people coming in from out of town. I
had to tell them. And it was the day of the party.
I have to tell you what's going on. You stay
because he can't be in the hospital anyway. He
can't. And we have the three other kids. There's
just a whole bunch of. I was like, I got to get
there. So I literally grabbed all the things
out of the suitcase and ran. And I got there
in record time. Luckily, our house was on the
way. And that's what made me feel a little bit
better because it was only an extra hour and
a half north -ish. And I have to go past my house.
So I switched cars and I grabbed my bags and
ran. And I made it in good time. And then I got
there and still had five hours with her. In retrospect,
we definitely should. drove separately there.
Never once. I don't know why. Because we drove
together, she had to leave, and then I was left
with no car. And so I was relying on everybody
else to get me around. And everybody here gave
me a ride at some point. Drop you off at mom's.
Kind of how it felt. Drop off. Time to spend
time with mom now. Has he eaten yet? Don't worry.
Come get your breakfast. We literally met in
a parking lot. We met Moxie and Brian in a parking
lot. And they're like, oh, there's my big boy.
I got to sit up front and everything. I had breakfast
with mom and dad. Then you got to hang out with
the grandparents. It was awesome. I love memories.
Good story. In the ride, we were talking. Our
conversation is on the ride from the hotel where
we met Mike and Sam. and i got exchanged and
we were having some like awesome conversation
and then like i heard like in that right i heard
three different hotels and i'm like like and
i'm like you know what i'm not driving and they
know where they're going and then we got close
and like i saw us like we got off where we always
stay at trap and i'm like all right we'll probably
just go into the home to sweet it's like we always
stay And they're like, oh, no, we're staying
over here. I'm like, oh, okay, I know that one.
Meanwhile, Lindsay is texting me saying, we're
room 40. I'm like, cool. I'm like, I don't know
what room I'm in. This is before I checked in.
I'm like, I'll just take my bags up there. And
I knocked on 420 and no one was in there. Luckily.
Like I'm there with my bag, like all my luggage
and knocking on the door. I think you texted
us. It's Lindsay and I, it's Asia and Dylan and
some other folks. It's like, no, I ducked and
nobody answered. Like, yeah, something's not
right. That should have been the first clue.
It should have been. Yeah. So I just left all
my bags in front of the door and it went checked
in. And she's like, I can't find your reservation.
Moxie and Brian were checking in and Moxie just
out the gate. We're the swingers. I think she
asked, did she ask what brings you into town
today? We're sorry. I just fell out of my mouth.
It was a heavy bag for me to carry. I feel like
a hurtle that close to trap has to hear on a
regular basis. I feel like she was very... It
could have been her first day on the job. She
was very green. I love that for her. She was
so sweet, but she was so taken back. She did
not know how to act after that. She was so flustered.
You don't hear that every day. No. And the poor
girl had my ID and my debit card in her hand.
I'm like, I don't know. I didn't make the reservation.
I already know. He's like, yeah, we're all down
in the lobby. I'm getting checked in. So we leave
our room, go down to the lobby, which is not
that big at checking. And I mean, I'm just standing
there like, am I being punked? You're in the
lobby and you're in the lobby. I think we might
be in the wrong lobby. We're in the wrong lobby.
We got, wait. It was like in Tommy Boy when it's
like, you need a different map. Oh, wow. I have
two abdominal muscles now. But then we got to
the right hotel, which was just around the corner,
literally like a two minute drive. Yeah. But
got checked in, hung out. And then at that point,
I, before we had to go, I had to talk to Ashley
because this is the first time. like i had an
idea of what our boundaries were but this was
the first time i was by myself and i needed to
hear confirmation of what the boundaries were
i really had that conversation ever because we
are just now thinking about me going solo and
i just he's always the one who's working and
i'm always the one if available i'll go so i
never thought and especially making he called
me and she was like eight centimeters dilated
like it was happening like it was going so fast
and i was like i have to it was just overwhelming
because i was like this is not how we're supposed
to have this conversation like we just haven't
had that conversation yet and i was like i'm
feeling a lot of like anxiety not you know just
everything going on pressure i don't know but
then as we were talking and we did you know get
a moment to finally yeah i didn't have to talk
you down a little bit because i knew you were
stressed like you were on that edge i'm like
baby i'm like it's fine i really get it and i'm
sorry i know you're supposed to be here or i'm
supposed to be there and we're supposed to be
do all these things together but that's not the
situation we're in right now it was a lot of
like i yeah just felt full that had to be really
hard to process in the moment because like that
does not give you any time to think about like
the the possibilities and i commend you so much
for that because it if i put my foot in your
shoe i would be a 15 out of 10 to ask him until
i calm down and finally like it took a little
while sitting there and like working through
it and i was just like i am freaking out i'm
terrified i'm anxious i'm excited i'm scared
and then it's like we're discussing boundaries
and like what i'm okay with him doing and stuff
at the same time i would say i'm not freaking
out because of the situation that he's like him
going solo and who even like what he's doing
it was just everything everything you're making
me make a decision right now and it wasn't like
maybe like if you just want me to go and hang
out and have you know drink and just have a good
time and dance or whatever like we can i don't
have to play to have fun like that had nothing
to even do with yeah like i'm fine with it like
personally i've thought about it we've never
really talked together but i've already been
like it's okay if he goes in place a little the
same situation you know kind of as long as we're
both familiar same boundary same idea and we
need i knew that but in the moment i was like
We had talked about it briefly, but it was all
hypothetical. When you go from hypothetical to
real life situations without a transition period,
that's a lot. On top of the baby, right? And
on top of that, our daughters in labor were both
anxious and worried about the baby and our daughter.
That was what was going on that night. So I will...
i will tell you guys that i'm telling on all
of us the rest of us were having conversations
all about russ and his comfort and what was going
to be okay and what was not probably either before
around the same time that you guys were chatting
so we were very much aware and gonna take care
of him one way or the other i think that was
the ultimate factor is because it's kind of the
same way like when Ashley goes on her own is
we know who she's around. She's technically alone
because I'm not with her, but she's not alone.
We know you guys are going to keep an eye out
and make sure everybody's safe. We know it's
not... You guys are the ultimate decision makers
when we talk about that type of stuff. None of
the BDSM stuff, that's... off limits like I'm
not not something we want to navigate yet and
that's what we agreed on and I'm like alright
and so we ended up going to trap getting in and
oh shoot I have one more guest Hold on one second.
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get started with three fun today i'm super excited
for this guest i know oh yeah we know who this
guest is there she is did we name her yet we
named her at trap That's right. Her name is Trashly.
And everybody signed her. She got you a free
monster at the gas station, didn't she? Not a
free monster, but the security guard was not
amused. So at one point, I... Had my tie undid.
I just kind of tied my tie around her and had
her on like a necklace. And walking around. And
when Dylan and Asia and I were riding back to
the hotel, because they were my roomies, Saturday
night. And chauffeurs. I'm like, before we go
to the hotel, just stop at the gas station right
there. And I had to get a monster. So the security
guard in the gas station, because we left trap
early, what, midnight -ish? Yeah, probably about
1230 because the weather was getting so bad.
Yeah, yeah. And the security guard just looked
at me and he's like. Gave me one of those dad
looks. You know what I'm talking about? Everybody
knows the dad look. I'm so disappointed in you.
I'm like, don't pretend like this isn't funny.
Like, I haven't said that. Like, we're all grownups
here. You've seen this before. Dude, I am a grandfather.
Yeah. Back in my day. About your kids. My God.
But, yes, one of the workers at Trapeze, it was
also his birthday. And he was also having a granddaughter.
Yes. Wow. That was so sweet. Yeah. So we had
a moment while we were eating. Right after we
were eating dinner, we went back and everybody
got pictures together in the photo studio. We're
sitting. I'm texting Ashley. And I see a text
say, there's 30 more minutes. I'm like, oh, snap.
It's coming. And I'm sharing all this information
with everybody. Everybody's on the edge of their
seat waiting for updates. And I just have my
phone just waiting for text messages. Nothing.
Everything's going on around me. I'm just focused
on my phone. And then I finally start getting
pictures. And I show everybody. And there was
so much. love around that table. It was insane.
Of my favorite pictures. It was scary there for
a moment. It was terrifying. We had a little
bit of scare there. I really do think the love
surrounding that whole everything going on at
the same time that he was with you guys and everyone
was surrounding it. I was just thinking about
it. Thank you for your support and love and being
there with him. There was genuine tears from,
like, room for a few said it best is, I feel
like we all got a grandbaby. We all got a grandbaby.
I felt it when we were in there. We're all adopted.
Pineapple grain. He mentioned after we missed
the best picture opportunity when... He was born,
like we took a picture, like a celebration picture
after we got baby pictures. And it looked, from
the outside looking in, it looked like a birthday
shot, like a happy birthday shot. But it was
really a toast to the grandbaby. And we should
have, one of us should have held up that marquee
sign with his name on it. We thought about that
afterwards. Yeah, we missed that opportunity.
It was a double birthday. It was. There were
some big shots. Yeah. They were doubles. Oh,
spicy place. You don't have that many humbling
moments and spaces like that around like true
friends. And it was heartwarming. And I just
love you guys. It was an incredible moment. 21
years from now. 21 years from now, you'll be
sitting down with him and he'll be saying, let
me tell you about the moment I learned you were
born. Yes. That's why I told him, I'm like, this
is going to make the best story later down the
road. Yes. It's going to be gold. Had all these
great friends. We had all these great moments.
And, oh, where were you? Don't worry about it.
We were out. Don't worry about it. Don't worry
about it. After all of that excitement, I was.
drug back to the back big playroom that was amazing
i'm sure you were kicking and screaming yeah
twisting my arm kicking and screaming they virtually
tied to tie me up and carry me i mean he fought
it the whole way and honestly i thought we were
just getting pictures like i just thought you're
getting spicy pictures that's why we're going
back there the same thing and then I don't even
know who pushed me onto the bed, but somebody,
it was a push. Sounds like something Moxie would
do. I think it was. And next thing you know,
I had five, five women, six. 12 feet. There's
12 feet. It was about six. Surrounding me on
the bed doing. Unspeakable things. The Lord's
work. The Lord's work. The foot picture was pretty
red. That was just for somebody special. And
then Sam's over there trying to guess. I'm pretty
sure I got the reason I guessed right. You knew
everybody's feet. I knew three of the five. You're
the original foot finder. And... It was funny
because I was surrounded by all these gorgeous
women. All I could hear behind me were all the
husbands on the bench right at my head saying,
oh no, such a rough life. There was at least
one small little chorus of happy birthday. Yeah,
there was. I remember getting high fives and
handshakes. The picture of the guys on the bench
also. That was awesome. I was just trying not
to step on y 'all as I'm doing the video. Dancing
around everybody in my white shoes. Yes. You
were definitely the photographer for the night.
It was a lot of up -close rust for me. Yeah,
so we did all that. We went back to the hotel
relatively early, about midnight. I slept in
a wet bed. The end. You mean nobody changed your
sheet? No. No, I didn't have you there to change
my sheets. I failed you, Mike. I should have
thought about that. I'm sorry. No, it was okay
because I did find a dry spot for my feet. And
Dylan Asia's like, well, you can come over to
our bed, but... I think ours is more wet than
yours. Gotta stop spilling those drinks. There
was a lot of sexiness going on, but I felt like
between like one 30 and like three, it was just
a whole bunch of people half naked or fully naked
and just talking and having like fun, like just
joking around. There was so many laughs. I'm
talking like full out belly laughs. And again,
that was probably the pinnacle of the night was
just everybody just there. I hate that we missed
it. Me too. We did look at all the pictures and
we were crying. I mean, even Trashly got in on
it. back in the hotel room. Sometimes we got
on top of somebody and she was like bouncing
on them. At one point, I didn't even take my
pants off there for the longest time and I was
just watching, laying on the bed, just watching,
having a great time. Happy to be here. Asia looked
at me and we were kissing and she's like, are
you going to take your pants off? I guess so.
He talks me into it. The number of times I'm
in a group situation in my sweats and comfy clothes.
Yeah, it was just an amazing night. Even though,
like, that's why I kept telling Ashley, I'm like,
I had fun. It was a blast. Everybody was amazing.
But it just wasn't the same without her. But
we definitely made the best out of the night.
I think we all feel that sentiment, though. It
is. The other half. But yeah, we're out of time.
We have to go. That is all the time we have.
We have plenty more chances to continue this.
We plan on talking to the motherfucking Lees.
They are going to come with us in April to Secrets
with Swinger Society. We're dragging them, kicking
and screaming to our favorite place. We're kidnapping
them. We're going Wednesday to Secrets. We're
going. We're going to do some playground promotions
and meet some folks. So we're excited. We're
going to see Brandon. We've got some other PAD
folks down there. Yes. And you have the glow
party coming up that just dropped as we're recording
this. It just dropped your tickets for sale.
Yes. And we'll have a link for that below on
the show notes. June. Yep. We are going to teeny
in Atlanta. It was amazing in the blast. We have
the same DJ we had last time. I believe his name
is DJ Life of Spice. Does anybody know him? I
think I've heard that name before. I've heard
of him. Kind of familiar. I heard he's pretty
good. He's amazing. I listen to him on Spotify
every now and then just to keep that rhythm going.
I listen to him all down here, actually. I still
listen to his Secrets mix from the first time
we went to Secrets. I still listen to it on SoundCloud.
I listen to his Pigeon Forge mix from Haunted
in the Hills. That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah.
So come. We're all fans. We're all big fans.
Come to the party. It's going to be amazing.
Always a great time. We're going to have more
and more new friends coming. There's so many
new faces and new people. And we got the hotel
right across the street, right? A hotel. So it's
not a full takeover, but there is an option to
get the hotel. Probably about 80 % of the hotel
right now. I'm hoping we can expand that to 100,
but we'll see. Depends on how many people buy
tickets. Buy damn fast. Is it the same one from
last year? It's a little closer. And it's not
the same one. So we're excited about that. We'll
all be together again. And we have two nights.
So if we want to come in on that Friday night,
you can come in Friday night too. Yes. My brother's
birthday is June 22nd, so I've already told him
your birthday is on Sunday. But like four o 'clock.
But yeah, you're having a birthday dinner. Yeah,
dinner. Oh, we love you guys. Get your tickets.
Come to that. And I think I might be doing the
next podcast next week at home again. We'll be
reunited. Yes. Not really sure what that episode
will be on yet. I already know. We have to drive
by where you live on the way back from Florida.
Good to know. Yeah. I just want to thank all
of you for being our people. And we love all
of you. And thank you for making my birthday
weekend unforgettable. Yeah. I think it's me.
Yeah. Amanda's next. Is it Amanda or Mr. Stout?
I'm not sure. We'll find each other. We'll figure
it out. But as always, it's not that serious.
Don't make it weird.