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What's up y'all?

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Thanks for joining the Travel Tales and Talk podcast with Derek and Makayla.

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I'm Derek.

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I'm Makayla.

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Thanks for listening and enjoy the show.

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Today we're talking about our adventure in Guatemala here on episode eight.

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Sweetheart, what brings us to Guatemala?

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Why are we here?

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Oh, Tacal.

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I want to see the Mayan ruins of Tacal.

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Another UNESCO World Heritage.

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You know me.

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There you go.

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I'm a fighter.

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You be fighting those.

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Sure do.

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You track them down.

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You got them bookmarked in your phone.

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Then we also wanted to visit Antigua and you had the crazy idea of scaling a volcano.

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Not scaling a volcano.

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I wanted to roast marshmallows on an active volcano.

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Okay.

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That'll work too.

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And then we were going to do a stay at the Hobbit town.

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What was the proper name of this location?

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Hobbitanango.

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Hobbitanango.

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And then of course your amazing, amazing IG photographs.

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You don't stop with these IG pictures.

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I do not be picking trips to take IG pictures.

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Yes you do.

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Why you want to go to Iceland?

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Oh, I want to take IG pictures on the black beach.

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I wanted to see Diamond Beach.

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Oh, Diamond Beach.

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I want to go on some black sand with some ice at my backside.

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We digress.

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So now we're in Guatemala and we really enjoy Guatemala.

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Our travel plans are we have to fly to Memphis because we have to take our pets to the parents

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so they can pet sit while we're in Guatemala.

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Pet sit.

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Fur babies.

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Fur babies.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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They had to take care of our babies while we're out of town.

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So we have to transport our four beagles and our rabbit.

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The rabbit stayed with my sister.

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The dog stayed with mom and dad.

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So we couldn't leave them in Lexington because we had no one to watch them for that amount

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of time.

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So we fly from Memphis to Atlanta and from Atlanta we land in Guatemala City.

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And let me say coming into Guatemala City, what an amazing view.

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It's surrounded by volcanoes.

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I did not notice.

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Guatemala has 37 volcanoes.

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Did you know that?

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I did.

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I didn't know that.

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Yes.

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Learn something new every time we travel.

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I didn't even know there was that many volcanoes on planet earth.

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But anyway, the city, Guatemala City is surrounded like four of them and two of them are active.

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So Fuego is active and then you have what's the other one?

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Pacaya?

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Pacaya, yes.

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Pacaya.

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Then Agua and then the other one.

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Give me that one.

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What's that one in Spanish?

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Acatenango.

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Acatenango.

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So Agua, it's about 12, 13,000 feet above sea level.

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It's about three to six miles away from Antigua, which one of the places we visited.

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And the last eruption happened between 10,000 and 80,000 years ago.

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And like I said, Fuego, it's still active.

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As a matter of fact, the last eruption was like May of this year.

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So that's scary.

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And that's about 10 miles west of Antigua.

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The highest point is about 12,362 feet above sea level.

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It's about 19 miles southwest of Guatemala City.

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I believe that's the closest one to Guatemala City.

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And it last erupted in 2021.

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But it's still active.

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It still has lava flows from time to time, but it's not erupting.

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You see the vents going.

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You can see the smoke all times of day and all times of night.

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I call it heavy breathing.

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Heavy breathing.

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And then that final volcano, it hadn't erupted since 1924.

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And there was another one in 27 and then another in 1972.

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And it has two peaks and it's, I believe, the tallest of the four volcanoes.

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La Cotanango.

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La Cotanango.

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So now that we've landed in Guatemala City and we've taken in this amazing view from

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the plane, we have to get on another plane because we're going to Flores, which is the

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jump off point to our first destination, the Takao National Park.

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So when you get to Guatemala City, we get on this small little plane.

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It's like terrifying plane.

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It's like one seat on the left side, two seats on the right side.

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It's like a sardine can with wings.

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It's basically a little bit larger than a private jet.

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It is.

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It felt really small to me.

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It was small.

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I was terrified.

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Private jets are small.

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It's just a little bit larger.

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It just felt so unstable.

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I was terrified.

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I was terrified.

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We had to walk out the airport onto the tarmac to get on the plane.

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I'm like, what are we doing?

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We going back in time?

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Tell them about how tiny it was on the inside.

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I'm only like 5'10", 5'11".

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My head was hitting the ceiling.

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I was walking through, boom, boom.

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I'm like, oh my God.

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It's small.

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I was like, my knees, the seats are small because they're small people.

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The Gualamans are small people.

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My knees were all in my chest.

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I had no room to do anything.

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It was my first experience getting a seatbelt extender because I'm shapely.

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I have hips and everything.

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I fit in a regular Delta American Airlines seat.

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American seat.

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With no extender or anything because I don't really have a gut or anything.

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Sitting on that plane was very humbling for me.

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It was like, wow.

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Wow.

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I was getting scared.

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I didn't know what a seat extender was.

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It was like, I didn't know.

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Then the flight attendant saw me.

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He came over with the seatbelt extender.

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I had to get help.

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I did not know what to do with this thing.

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They strapped me in and we flew.

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The reason why we had to change planes like that because going to Flores is not a really

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busy hub so they don't have major airlines that can take you there.

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There's no direct flights.

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Their airports are not equipped for a 747.

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That's why you have to take the smaller plane.

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It's so small, like Derrick was saying, there are no... What's the word I'm looking for?

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When you board your plane, you walk down a little ramp.

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There are no ramps.

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They just stop on the tarmac and you get out the plane and you-

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You go to the basement of the airport and you walk out to the tarmac and then you walk

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up into the plane.

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You're walking on the landing strip.

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For real.

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Which is pretty cool.

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London Rose thought it was amazing.

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It was.

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It was pretty fun.

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I enjoyed that portion of it.

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To make that trip, you have really two options.

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You can fly, take the small plane or you can take a nine hour bus ride.

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Oh, but back to the plane.

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That plane trip dictated our luggage size for the whole trip because they have strict

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restrictions for that plane.

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They only had so many bags that they can hold in the bottom, like your check bag.

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You can only check one per person and you can only have one carry on per person.

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The carry on size was like the size of smaller than our standard carry on.

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It was basically like the pilot's luggage.

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If you ever watched the luggage that the pilot walks and it's never four wheels, only on

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two and you have the- Yeah.

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That's the size that you can have for your carry on.

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Like a large backpack.

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Basically a large backpack.

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That's what I had to pull out my stuff in the backpack.

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I didn't want to carry extra luggage and then they say, well, it won't fit.

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Then I had nowhere to put my belongings.

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That would have been a problem.

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That was interesting.

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And wait, that was my first time buying a luggage scale because I had to literally weigh

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our luggage and I had to take things out because it was like, man, we don't want to-

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No, no.

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We don't want to have this issue in Guatemala.

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No.

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Get our luggage left at the airport.

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It weighs too much.

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We don't play with nobody's rules whenever we travel.

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We don't follow these rules because we don't know the penalty.

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We sure don't.

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It might be life in prison.

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So we take the tiny plane to Flores and we land at their airport and then we had a hostel

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stay.

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This is the first time I've ever stayed in a hostel.

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I think you've done this before, staying in a hostel.

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And I found that hostel very fun.

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It was different.

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They, the lounging area or the patio area, they had a bar, restaurant and at night they

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played music, they had little parties.

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So we had options in that hostel.

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They had the private room.

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They had the apartments and then dorm style hostels.

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Yeah, so the hostel that we stayed in was Los Amigos hostel.

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And as Derrick said, it was very beautiful.

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They had paintings, murals everywhere.

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They had rabbits.

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Rabbits, cats.

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They had a dog, bunch of birds.

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It's like a.

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Turtles.

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A hostel with a zoo in it, a petting zoo.

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And cause it was almost like they had like a little mini jungle in the middle.

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There was lots of birds and things in there.

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And we had a private room with a private bath.

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As you know, with hostels, you could be in a room with a bunch of strangers with no restroom.

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Your restroom might be down the hall.

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It's a public restroom.

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Public restroom, public shower.

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You just, in a hostel, you're really just getting a bed.

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Pretty much.

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But we booked a private room, private bath and our room was beautiful.

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Yes, it was.

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And we had, we had three beds.

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Right?

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We had three beds.

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Yeah, everyone had their own bed.

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And which worked out great.

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Which worked out great cause we didn't have to wrestle with London Rose.

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She's a wild sleeper.

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Kicking people.

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She sleep like she crazy.

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So I remember about this hotel.

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They had a swing in the lobby and London Rose would get on the swing and I think she almost

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hit someone a couple of times cause the swing is right in the walkway.

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I'm like, who put the swing right here?

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Terrible location for a swing.

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The food was good too.

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They had this bar downstairs.

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The beverages were good too.

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I partaked in a beverage or two while you were upstairs and the nightlife, they play

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music seemed like all night.

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I don't know if you recall that.

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I do.

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I had to put my headphones on cause they were playing music all night.

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It felt like it was all night cause we had to get up at what, 3.30 in the morning to

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take this ride to our, to call sunrise tour where you almost got us mauled to death.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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So we get there, we enjoy the hostel for a little bit cause we have to go to bed because

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we have an early day.

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We have a bus picking us up at 3.30 AM to make an hour ride to this national park.

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I believe you booked the ride through the hotel, the hostel.

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Okay.

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And so we did that and then we take the ride to Tocco and be sure if you're going to do

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the sunrise tour, make sure you have a light cause they don't provide lights.

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No.

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The lights that we purchased, we purchased like little miners lights that had a head

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band and the light sits on your forehead.

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So I bought these last minute on Amazon and they came two days, you know, right before

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we left, pop them batteries in and we were on the go.

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So we also got mosquito repellent, the little, the bands, little bracelets that help, you

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know, with mosquitoes cause you're literally walking through the jungle and ladies, don't

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wet your hair down.

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It was muggy too.

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So my hair was all flat iron and beautiful and I'm thinking, Ooh, I'm going to be cute

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walking through the jungle wrong.

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I had a full fro 15 minutes into this tour because it was misty.

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It was muggy.

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And it's April and it's still kind of muggy.

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The humidity is thick.

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Yeah.

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It was mist and it was, it wasn't exactly raining.

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What was that?

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I don't know what you call that, but it was wet.

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Fog mist, humidity.

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It was thick.

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It was like really, I recall at like five o'clock in the morning, it was just too thick and muggy

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for it to be there early in the day.

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The sun wasn't even up yet, but once again, we were in the jungle.

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So when you get there, you meet at the meeting location, you meet your tour guide and then

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you take off on this mile and a half, well it was a half a mile walk to the temple where

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you're going to watch the sunrise.

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That was a half a mile walk.

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It felt longer than that because it's in the dark.

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So you're terrified.

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Yes.

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And you are walking in the dark and I meant that, keep in mind you're in a group.

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Yes.

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And I don't know why I do this to myself and my family, but I book these tours and be forgetting

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that you need to be in shape or you need to at least plan for these trips.

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So you know, because I wasn't ready.

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I wasn't ready for this walk.

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Because we assumed, we knew it was a tour, we assumed that like they were going to shuttle

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us to this spot.

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Yeah.

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In my brain, I'm thinking, oh, we're going to jump, you know, we're going to meet our

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tour guide right here in point A, then we're going to take a couple of steps and we're

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going to be into the park and we're going to be at our spot.

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No, had no idea you dropping us off at the edge of the jungle and we have to walk through

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the jungle to get to these temples.

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And we're talking about stepping over tree roots, going up hills, stepping over logs.

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It is for real.

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You hope it's a log.

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You hope it, oh my goodness, because now keep in mind, we're being very generous and I don't

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know why people don't talk about this on social media because that's why I found out about

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the call.

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I'm just going to leave this stuff out.

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Is that you're literally outside in the elements with wild animals.

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Predators.

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You know, we get like a brief talk, oh, you know, be careful of the snake and-

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It said be careful, watch out for the snakes, they kind of look like sticks.

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I'm like, what?

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And you know, we're like, okay, yeah, yes sir.

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But why are we walking?

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Then all of a sudden he says, everybody freeze.

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Freeze.

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Do you see that?

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We're like, what?

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No, I saw it because I was standing right beside him.

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And then Derek was right beside him and I'm like, what?

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Derek said-

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It's a jaguar.

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It was a jaguar.

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And he was like, did you see that?

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I'm like, yeah, I saw that.

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I said, we're going to go that way, we're going to change direction.

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Like, we'll give him a moment to pass through.

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Yeah.

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Now, I want you to think about it.

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Okay, like picture yourself.

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It was like if you're going through a McDonald's drive-through and you at the menu bar, the

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jaguar would have been about as far as where the first window-

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Window one.

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Window one.

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That's how close it was to us.

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There's no fence separating us.

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It's right there on our path.

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There's no firearms.

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There's no Jaguar be-away spray.

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You are- I didn't see no rocks.

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There was nothing.

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You were defenseless.

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An ambitious soul could have walked up and pet this thing.

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That's how close it was.

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And that's the moment- That I realized he was trying to kill me.

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I thought, I realized that I be doing the most sometimes, like, woman, you got to calm

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down because this could have went left real quick.

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Thank goodness nobody was harmed.

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Thank goodness he ate well the night before or just finished hunting.

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Because it was about 20 of us in that group.

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He could have picked us all off.

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And I was in the back because like I said, I wasn't in the best of shapes.

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So no matter how hard I tried, because I don't know what it was about our tour guide, but

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that man was walking like he was in a marathon.

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I'm like, bro.

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That man was running through the jungle.

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I'm like, what are you doing, bro?

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It's not going nowhere.

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I just could not keep up.

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And it was just like, a lot of times I ended up in the back of the group and I look behind

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me and it's pitch black.

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Pitch black.

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And you know I'm scared.

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I'm already scared of the dark.

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And I don't care.

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Who knows?

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I'm afraid of the dark.

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I sleep with a night light.

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It's a real thing.

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But you want to do a sunrise tour in the middle of the jungle.

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But in my brain, I don't know why I thought that there was going to be some kind of spotlight

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or something.

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Like I wasn't expecting pitch black with a tour guide that was going to be Speedy Gonzales

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and during through this thing.

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I'm like, bro, can we slow down?

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We got a little kid in the group, which was London Rose.

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He didn't care.

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He did not care.

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He had somewhere to be.

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He wanted to make sure we got to that sunrise.

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Yes.

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He made sure that we made it to that temple in time for the sunrise.

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He was on a schedule.

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And I say temple, but it's actually a pyramid.

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If you've seen Apocalypto, the movie, it's one of those temples.

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Temple temples, yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's literally identical.

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I wonder if they filmed that there.

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I thought they did.

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We have to do some digging.

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Yeah, we should look that up.

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But let me tell you, so we finally get to the temple that we were going to go up because

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you got to keep in mind these pyramids were built.

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In the sixth century BC.

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It's a long time.

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Sixth century.

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Okay.

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BC.

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It's a part of the Mayan Empire.

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Yes.

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It's an actual city.

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So there are some temples you cannot touch.

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Yeah.

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And there are some that you-

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Have access to.

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Have access to.

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None of them you can climb up them, I don't think anymore.

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Not anymore, but when we were there, we were able to climb that temple.

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One side.

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But since then, people have lost their minds when it comes to college, start taking artifacts

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and breaking things of that nature.

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So they've kind of limited your access to certain temples.

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So you can't really go up them anymore, but the ones that we went up, they had built wooden

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stairs alongside of it so you can climb those stairs, which I fell-

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Was a hike.

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It was a challenge for me.

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And once again, I need to really hit the gym hard before I go on these trips because they

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are legit workouts.

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And have on the right shoes because we never have on the right shoes.

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I didn't have on the right shoes.

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I have on the right, and I made sure London Rose had on the right shoes.

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I had on running shoes and proper shoes for that hike.

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I had my little arch support in there.

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I was good to go, but my thing was it was just, it was the steps.

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You couldn't tell me we didn't have like 17,000 steps before the sun even rose.

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We probably did.

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We probably had about 25,000 steps before we even made it to the temple.

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It was a nice walk, but I will say this, getting to the top of the temple, you're up there-

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It was worth it.

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And you're above clouds at some point.

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I mean-

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You're above the clouds.

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It was misty.

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You're above the canopy of the forest.

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Yes, you're literally above the canopy of the forest.

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So we're sitting there in the dark waiting, and all of a sudden you could hear the jungle

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come alive.

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It's like all at once.

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They just all wake up.

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You hear the howler monkeys going.

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You hear the birds chirping.

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And we were fortunate enough to even see a quetzal bird fly past us.

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The quetzal is the national bird of Guatemala.

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It's a beautiful, beautiful bird.

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It was just the most magical thing.

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As we're sitting there, then the sun rays are starting to peek through the clouds.

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It's just slowly getting louder and brighter.

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Everyone is waking back up, pulling out their phones and taking pictures.

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After a while, when the fog clears, you can start seeing the tops of the other temples

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in the park.

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It's just so magical.

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Our guide was like, wait a minute, just hold on, hold on.

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It'll just blow away, and then you'll see the rest of the monuments.

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And then clockwork, it just all starts to dissipate.

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And then you can see the top of these monuments that have been around since the 6th century

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BC.

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And they're still standing.

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Still standing.

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And we sat there for about a good hour waiting for them.

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Maybe a little longer than that.

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And people pulled out snacks, and we ate up at the top of this temple.

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And after a while, the sun really said hello, and that heat hit us.

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Stop baking it.

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And then the two guys are like, all right, guys, it's time to go down and see the rest

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of the park.

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Let's get out of the sunlight.

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So if you ever come to Tikal, make sure you have on sunscreen and plenty of water.

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Water, snacks, sunscreen, proper shoes.

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That's our advice.

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And then we leave the sunrise temple, and we just tour the rest of the park.

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And we go to the Grand Plaza and then Temple One.

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It's where, I think he said where they did their games.

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They had this Mayan game.

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He explained it.

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I can't recall the game, but it seemed like it was a duel to the death type game.

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So I would have bought a ticket to that.

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It's like a cross between football and soccer in a way.

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It's a cross of all sports, it seemed like.

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But it seemed like it was a blood sport.

499
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Yeah, we forgot to mention that one of the Star Wars films, the, what was it?

500
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Oh, now you're gonna be in a Star Wars movie.

501
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Tikal was actually the Rebel Alliance base in episode four of Star Wars, A New Hope.

502
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So Star Wars, that's your thing.

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There we go.

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That's your thing, Star Wars.

505
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Sorry, showing my nerd side.

506
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You're nerding out, baby.

507
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,800
You're nerding out.

508
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But then there, we forget to talk about there is a cost to enter the park.

509
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Yes.

510
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What was it, 50?

511
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:19,680
Okay, so just regular adults fee for nationals.

512
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,640
No, we're not national, internationals.

513
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,640
Yeah, foreigners.

514
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,640
We're not internationals.

515
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,640
It was about $20.

516
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,280
So you have to have your passport.

517
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,600
So make sure you have your passport on you.

518
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,600
And that's $20.

519
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:37,720
Now to do this sunrise tour, that was an additional 30, about $33.

520
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,720
So 12 and under free.

521
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,720
Free.

522
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:48,840
And I do believe we did have to pay for London Rose's sunrise tour, but her entrance into

523
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,000
the park was free.

524
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,240
Gotcha.

525
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:58,840
And then we, you booked the travel there through Viator, right?

526
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,680
The travel from our hotel to the park.

527
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:09,440
No, I actually booked the transport from our hotel through, from our hostel through the

528
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,440
hostel.

529
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:17,440
They had a travel agency in the hostel and we booked that through them.

530
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,440
Gotcha, gotcha.

531
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,440
So.

532
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,480
Which I recommend.

533
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:26,640
If you're not staying in the jungle lodge, which is like right there on the property,

534
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:31,040
I'll talk about the jungle lodge in a second, that is one of my regrets, you guys, not staying

535
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,160
in the jungle lodge.

536
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,160
That's a big regret.

537
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,960
The jungle lodge is exactly what it sounds like.

538
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,960
It is a lodge.

539
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,120
On the jungle.

540
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,200
But it's, but it is, it's high end.

541
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,200
Yes.

542
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,200
It's a luxury hotel.

543
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,200
It is a luxury hostel.

544
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,200
In the jungle.

545
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,200
Yes.

546
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:52,220
Big soaking tubs, plush couches, beautiful beds.

547
00:25:52,220 --> 00:26:00,800
The reason why I chose not to do the beautiful jungle lodge is because they said at 10 o'clock

548
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,800
they cut the power.

549
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,800
They cut the power.

550
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,880
And we know she, she needs her power.

551
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,360
I have to have that nightlight y'all.

552
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,560
It's a whole thing.

553
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,880
You want to explain?

554
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,840
No power, no TV.

555
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:19,560
So they cut the power because it's in a national park and they try to conserve energy because

556
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,280
it was created by conservatives.

557
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,280
So not conservatives.

558
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,280
I mean, what?

559
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,280
Conservationists.

560
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,280
Conservationists.

561
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,460
So they want to maintain that at the park.

562
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,520
So that's why they cut the power at 10.

563
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,460
Now you still have access to some power.

564
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:43,280
You have enough power to power a ceiling fan, a TV, not a TV, a nightlight and a power plug.

565
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,280
That's all you get.

566
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:49,640
Now, if you want to watch a movie, you can go to the conference room prior 10, 8 to 10

567
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:55,120
PM to watch a movie, but you can't watch it in your room because there are no TVs.

568
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,700
So that's why it's done that way.

569
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:02,200
But it's still a high end luxury hotel.

570
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:09,440
And like, there's like no glass, like glass windows, like a standard to have like, I forgot.

571
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,440
Shutters maybe.

572
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:17,720
Yeah, I forgot how they explained it, but it's, it's beautiful for one, but it's not

573
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,720
your standard shut the window locket type thing.

574
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,960
And they have like mosquito nets on your beds.

575
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,960
You're one with nature.

576
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,960
You're one with nature.

577
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,080
You know what, you know what it reminds me of?

578
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,480
If you're into Twilight, it's when-

579
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,880
No, not.

580
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,920
When Edward-

581
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920
Is that the wolf guy?

582
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,800
No, that's the vampire guy.

583
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:44,840
When he got married, why can't I think of the, I can't think of the girl's name, but-

584
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,080
Is it similar to interview with the vampire?

585
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,080
Stop getting off the, no.

586
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,080
I'm sorry.

587
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,080
Okay.

588
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:57,360
When Edward and his, I can't even think of the, the, the lead of the book movie, that

589
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,360
girl-

590
00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,360
Oh, Count Dracula.

591
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,720
When they, when they got together and they, they had their honeymoon and they were on

592
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:07,420
that Island and that their bed had the mosquito net and everything on it.

593
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,120
That's what the room reminds you of.

594
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,120
Okay, I'm sorry.

595
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,120
Okay.

596
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,120
I can't keep the nerd in sometimes.

597
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,960
I'm going to have to watch Twilight.

598
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,200
Which one is that, two, three or four?

599
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,520
I think it's, I think that happens in three.

600
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,480
Is that the return of the Lichens?

601
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,080
Stop, Derrick.

602
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:27,360
Anyway, it's a very beautiful room.

603
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,680
And they have mosquitoes there.

604
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:35,400
So, so I told Derrick, I said, if we ever come back, we should bring our, our candle,

605
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,400
the-

606
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,400
Oh yeah.

607
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,400
I can't think of it.

608
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,400
Why am I forgetting things today?

609
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,920
The little candle, you put your candle stick in and you carry it around.

610
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,160
The candle that you use to keep mosquitoes and stuff away.

611
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,160
Citronella candle.

612
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,160
Yeah.

613
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,440
Can you even carry a Citronella candle somewhere?

614
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,920
You probably have to buy it there.

615
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,520
I don't know, it's a thought.

616
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,400
If they let you bring it.

617
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400
It's a thought.

618
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,960
Cause you're killing the environment.

619
00:28:58,960 --> 00:28:59,960
I'm not leaving it there.

620
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:00,960
It's coming with me.

621
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,960
You're killing the insects, which are a part of the circle of life.

622
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:04,960
Oh goodness.

623
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,960
I'm just saying.

624
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,600
So that was the thing.

625
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,200
So that was my regret.

626
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,080
And the next time we go-

627
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,040
We stand at least one night at the jungle lodge.

628
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,600
We would do the jungle lodge for one night.

629
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,600
For sure.

630
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,600
For sure.

631
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,600
For one night.

632
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:24,480
So we finished up with Takaul and we head back to our hostel in Flores where you get

633
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,880
a massage, you visit the spa.

634
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,360
So this is a different type of hostel.

635
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,320
Once again, they have a spa in there.

636
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,360
Most hostels don't have any of that.

637
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,440
So you got the massage.

638
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:42,240
So I got this massage and I'm thinking, I'm going to do her real nice.

639
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,240
I'm going to give her like a-

640
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,240
A big tip.

641
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,240
I had like 56-

642
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,240
You're going to haul out.

643
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,240
Ketsals in my pocket.

644
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,560
And I'm thinking I'm going to give her like 56 quote unquote dollar tip.

645
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,440
You're going to make it rain.

646
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,840
And I'm sitting there and I gave it to her.

647
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,840
She was appreciative.

648
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,840
Can I see?

649
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,840
I said what not.

650
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,120
But then when I thought about it, I was like, wait a minute.

651
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,120
I don't think I-

652
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,120
Gave her a big tip.

653
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,120
Big enough tip.

654
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,120
I don't think I-

655
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:14,400
You gave her 65 cues and you thought you were giving her a big tip and you realized you

656
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400
gave her what?

657
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,400
$6?

658
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,720
I gave her $7.21 and I felt really bad after the fact.

659
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,680
But you know, I didn't realize that until like later on after we had left.

660
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,360
And I was like, darn it, man.

661
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,880
She's probably thinking, oh, you little cheap American.

662
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,880
You know, but I'm really thinking, I'm like, you know, making her-

663
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,880
I don't know.

664
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,920
I just dropped 65 bones for a tip.

665
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,920
I really-

666
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,920
I just-

667
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,920
You had it later.

668
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,920
$3.22.

669
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:46,760
And she did so good, you know, and I don't know.

670
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,760
She did a great job with the massage.

671
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,760
I should have calculated-

672
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,760
You should have gave her more.

673
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:55,360
Calculated the conversion before I tipped her.

674
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,360
Yeah.

675
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,240
So after your massage, you felt so much better.

676
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,240
We were hungry.

677
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,080
We took a toot toot ride.

678
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,080
So a toot toot ride-

679
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,080
Toot toot.

680
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,080
Yep.

681
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,720
A toot toot ride from the hostel to the little shopping plaza they have across the bridge.

682
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:16,880
So a toot toot is like a scooter with a buggy attached to it, so to speak, with doors.

683
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880
It is.

684
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,520
It's like a golf cart with extra seats.

685
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,640
It's a toot toot is literally-

686
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:24,640
How do you explain?

687
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,080
It's like a, you know what it puts me in the mind of?

688
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,680
Not the teacup ride at the fair.

689
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,920
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

690
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,520
But it's one of those little rides-

691
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,520
It feels that way.

692
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:38,000
You have two people sitting in the back and then one person in the front on a bicycle

693
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,800
almost like, but it's a motorcycle.

694
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,800
Now a toot-

695
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,800
It's like a motorized tricycle.

696
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,800
Basically.

697
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:51,240
And so a toot toot is only really designed to fit no more than two grown adults.

698
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,560
But it was us and-

699
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,720
And the man was like, no, no, no, you can fit all three.

700
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,720
Get in, get in.

701
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,680
So my tail get in.

702
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,640
And the door won't close.

703
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,080
And the door would not close because of my hips.

704
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,080
Oh my goodness.

705
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,800
And he was like, no, no, it's okay.

706
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,800
Just hold it.

707
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,800
No, no.

708
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,800
First he tried to slam it on you.

709
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,680
You're like, okay, okay, okay.

710
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,680
Just hold it.

711
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,680
Just hold it.

712
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,680
And this guy is balling.

713
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,680
He's driving so fast.

714
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,160
I'm like, if he hit this curb, you're going to fall out.

715
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,160
Yeah.

716
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:25,120
And we're literally riding through town in a toot-toot with the door slightly open and

717
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,840
my hip poking out.

718
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,200
And I'm like holding on for dear life.

719
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,880
And we couldn't do nothing but just kind of laugh about it like why do we do this stuff

720
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,880
to ourselves?

721
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,880
Why?

722
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,360
And then all of that because we just really, really, really wanted to go to Pizza Hut.

723
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,360
Pizza Hut.

724
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,360
Because that's what we knew.

725
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,360
Yep.

726
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,920
Because I wasn't feeling brave.

727
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,840
I didn't know if they ate kui or anything.

728
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,720
That kui is guinea pig.

729
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,720
And I'm-

730
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,720
That's a Peruvian thing.

731
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,160
That is, but there's other countries that eat kui too.

732
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,280
So I didn't know and I wasn't feeling brave.

733
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,280
No kui.

734
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:01,040
And so basically we just wanted to eat something that we know and we went to this Pizza Hut.

735
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,760
But let me tell y'all this.

736
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,760
That was the best pizza.

737
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:09,960
Now I'm not going to say the best pizza because-

738
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,680
But it very well may be the best Pizza Hut.

739
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Pizza Hut, yes.

740
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,920
Because Italy has the best pizza.

741
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,360
I got to put that out there.

742
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,440
It may be the best Pizza Hut we have ever had.

743
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,840
But it was delicious.

744
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,880
It was rivaling the pizza over in Italy.

745
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,600
It was unexpected pizza pleasure.

746
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,720
It was so good.

747
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,640
I was like, what is this stuff imported from another country?

748
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,920
Because this ain't the Pizza Hut that we accustomed to.

749
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,920
It's good.

750
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,640
You can tell the meat was fresh, the dough was fresh, the sauce was fresh.

751
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,440
The sauce was amazing.

752
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,440
I just knew it.

753
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,920
The cheese was right, the bread.

754
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,000
You couldn't tell me that if we were to peek back there, there was going to be somebody

755
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,440
over at VAT of sauce and seasoning.

756
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,840
This is not fast food.

757
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,840
No.

758
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:59,520
It took a while for our pizza to come out, was let us know that they were actually-

759
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,520
Making pizza.

760
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,520
Making the pizza.

761
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,520
It was so good.

762
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,520
It was so good.

763
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,520
It was delicious.

764
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,200
The best Pizza Hut I've ever had.

765
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,040
That's saying a lot.

766
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,440
Pizza Hut's not, in my opinion, not that great.

767
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:18,440
But this Pizza Hut tasted like gourmet pizza.

768
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,680
It wasn't your average run of the mill Pizza Hut.

769
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,320
Don't know what it was, but it was fantastic.

770
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,320
It was made with care.

771
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,320
It was made with love.

772
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,320
Made with love.

773
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,320
Like my mama's pancakes.

774
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,320
Oh my gosh.

775
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:38,280
We were sitting there looking out the window just watching the people.

776
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,880
It was just the bravery.

777
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,280
It was a lot of Mopads out there.

778
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:50,440
We would see people that have four and five people, and I'm not exaggerating when I say

779
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:55,120
this, four and five people stacked on the back of Mopads.

780
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,920
A mother holding her child in her arms.

781
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,040
You had one in the front, one in the back, and then a man driving.

782
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,040
Driving.

783
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,040
Yeah.

784
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,040
There's three people on the back.

785
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,480
He got someone on the handlebars.

786
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,400
It was like, we're going to see a disaster going back.

787
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400
But there were no accidents.

788
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,400
No accidents.

789
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,000
They were just weaving in and out of traffic.

790
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
No helmets.

791
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000
No helmets, no leather coats, nothing.

792
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Nothing.

793
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:26,520
And every now and then I noticed someone riding a horse.

794
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,520
Yeah.

795
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,520
I saw the horses.

796
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,520
Down the street.

797
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,520
Yeah.

798
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,520
Which was just like, wow.

799
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,520
You know?

800
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,520
I don't know if you saw this at the Pizza Hut.

801
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,680
There was a gentleman there, him and his wife.

802
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,040
He had armed security.

803
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:44,000
He had two guys downstairs with guns and two guys upstairs with him with lunch.

804
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
What?

805
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Yeah.

806
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Yeah.

807
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
While we were eating.

808
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,200
I thought that must be important because I saw the guys with their suits on, the little

809
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:56,640
Guatemalan guys, suits on, and they had the guns strapped around their chest.

810
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,960
I was like, he must be like the president or something.

811
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,240
And then I go to the bathroom, which was downstairs.

812
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:06,240
This is a two level Pizza Hut, so the bathroom is downstairs.

813
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,600
And he has two guys guarding the door.

814
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,600
To the bathroom?

815
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,640
No, the Pizza Hut to get in with their guns, with their AKs.

816
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,640
I don't know how you missed that.

817
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,640
I remember you mentioning that.

818
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,640
I didn't.

819
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,880
I was just so into my pizza.

820
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:20,880
Into your pizza.

821
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,880
I didn't even notice.

822
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:27,120
So they got up right before we did, and I just watched these guys walk out.

823
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,200
And they walked out like military styles.

824
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,080
Two guys went out to survey the perimeter.

825
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,320
Two guys stayed with him, and then they walked their way to the car.

826
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,640
They drove off in two cars.

827
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,840
So he was in one car.

828
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:42,080
Two guys were in the one car with him, and they had another car lead in the pack.

829
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,280
And I was like, that guy must be important or dangerous.

830
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,800
I don't know which one.

831
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,640
But I had never seen that before.

832
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,640
In Pizza Hut.

833
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,640
In Pizza Hut.

834
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,360
Like no one better than I except me.

835
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,400
So this must be just normal.

836
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:02,040
Or maybe he's like the mayor or the governor of that part of the country.

837
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,040
I don't know.

838
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,040
Interesting.

839
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,680
So I thought I'd point that out.

840
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,560
That caught my eye.

841
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:13,240
So after our great Pizza Hut, we had a long day.

842
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,400
We did the sunrise tour in the middle of the jungle.

843
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,440
We almost became food for Jaguar.

844
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,440
We're just tired.

845
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:26,360
And we have to get on the plane in the morning to finish the second leg of the Guatemala

846
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,920
tour.

847
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,920
So we just turned it in.

848
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,600
I'm beat.

849
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:37,200
And it's for good reason because we took a lot of steps that day.

850
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,200
We did what?

851
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,200
About 30?

852
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,200
No.

853
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,200
About 25,000 steps.

854
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,320
But we're tired and it's time to go.

855
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,760
And so the next day we're getting on the plane.

856
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:53,140
We're going back to Guatemala City to go to Antigua.

857
00:37:53,140 --> 00:38:00,680
So join us next time as we talk about our adventures in Antigua.

858
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,680
Later.

859
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:09,760
If you made it this far, you are the true champion.

860
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,080
You could have been anywhere, doing anything, but you instead chose to spend your time with

861
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,080
us.

862
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,360
And for that, we say thank you.

863
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,360
I'm Derek.

864
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,360
I'm Akilah.

865
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,680
Rate, like and subscribe.

866
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,000
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867
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:40,360
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