1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,560 What's up y'all? 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:12,200 Thanks for joining the Travel Tales and Talk Podcast with Derek and Makyla. 3 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,200 I'm Derek. 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,200 I'm Makyla. 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:18,440 Thanks for listening and enjoy the show. 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:26,240 Hey mon, this is episode seven. 7 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,440 I had to do it baby. 8 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,440 We are in Jamaica. 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,440 Jamaica mon. 10 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,440 Oh my goodness. 11 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:36,440 Sweetheart, we just got back from Spain. 12 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,440 What are we doing in Jamaica? 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,440 Well, we are attending a wedding. 14 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,200 Oh, that's right. 15 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,920 We have a destination wedding. 16 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,800 One of your friends, lifelong friend, right? 17 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,800 Yes. 18 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:57,920 Yeah, so upon arrival back to the States, we have 72 hours in our own beds before we 19 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,040 fly off to Jamaica mon. 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,840 Oh my goodness. 21 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,880 I love saying that. 22 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:08,680 Oh man, but so we're headed out to the destination wedding, which I thought was awesome. 23 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,680 I've never been. 24 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,680 Glad I went. 25 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,800 I was a little hesitant at first, but it was really nice. 26 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,920 You went because I told you I'm paying for the tickets. 27 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:17,920 Yes, that too. 28 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:18,920 In the room. 29 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:25,200 99% of that was because you were paying for it. 30 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,800 So that's why I was going. 31 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,400 Shame on you. 32 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,000 Oh man, but yeah, we had a good time. 33 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,960 We had to fly out of Louisville this time. 34 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,280 Yes, we had to fly out of Louisville. 35 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,040 You planned this whole trip. 36 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,780 I don't recall why we're not flying out of Lexington versus Louisville. 37 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:49,880 We couldn't get the flights back to Lexington. 38 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,680 Would have, this is so silly. 39 00:01:52,680 --> 00:02:00,080 We would have left Sunday morning, but we would not have, well, Sunday midday. 40 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:05,240 We would not have arrived in Lexington to nine o'clock the next morning. 41 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,800 So we had an almost, was it an 11 hour layover? 42 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,520 12 hour layover in Atlanta. 43 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,520 In Atlanta. 44 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,520 Yeah. 45 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,720 We could have drove from Atlanta to Lexington, back to Lexington by the time our flight took 46 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:17,720 off. 47 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,720 I mean, I considered it. 48 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:23,480 I thought about doing the Delta Sky Lounge, you know. 49 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,960 We had never done it before. 50 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,760 And I was like, hey, we could really do that. 51 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:28,760 That'd be our first time. 52 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,240 But I really thought about it. 53 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:34,400 I'm like, no, that's a long time to be hanging out in the Sky Lounge. 54 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,400 We could have drove home by then. 55 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,400 Twice. 56 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,840 And then I was like, let's just check our neighbors. 57 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:46,080 So we go to Cincinnati, we look at Cincinnati flights and we look at Louisville and Louisville 58 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,080 had the best. 59 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,080 Options. 60 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,040 The better options for returning flights. 61 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,440 Because even from Louisville, we got back at midnight. 62 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,440 We did. 63 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,440 Yeah. 64 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:00,400 Versus, I mean, that's much better than nine a.m. from Atlanta to Lexington, I guess. 65 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,400 Yes. 66 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,560 And you know, I'm always looking at layovers. 67 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,680 Layovers aren't always bad. 68 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:15,640 With us leaving the country, if the layover had have been, I don't know, somewhere like, 69 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,640 I don't know, the Bahamas. 70 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,640 It's been different. 71 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,640 Or Miami. 72 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:20,640 You know? 73 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:21,640 No. 74 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:24,240 I never want to do a layover in the United States. 75 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:30,200 I'm always looking for long layovers in other countries because you can kind of squeeze in 76 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,200 another excursion. 77 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,200 Yeah. 78 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,200 Another trip. 79 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,200 Depending on how long it is, though. 80 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,280 Yeah. 81 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:42,640 Those 11 hours would have been great had we been in like Nicaragua somewhere, you know? 82 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,640 Yeah. 83 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,440 Or Guatemala City or something. 84 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,440 Yeah. 85 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,400 And I'm like, no, we used to live there. 86 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,400 Yeah. 87 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,400 No, we're good. 88 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,400 It would have been nice to see the kids, you know? 89 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,400 Yeah. 90 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,400 But, uh-uh. 91 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,840 Yeah, that layover was a no-go. 92 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:03,560 But one thing we found out when we arrived in Jamaica, called us both off guard, the 93 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,360 guy was like, did you fill out your C5? 94 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,200 We were like, our C what? 95 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,200 Your customs form. 96 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,080 I'm like, no, no one told us to. 97 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,480 I've never done that before. 98 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:17,120 I'm like, oh, you saw the look in his face like, you freaking guys, you didn't fill out 99 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,120 your C5? 100 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,520 Like, this is just common knowledge. 101 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,520 No one told us. 102 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,520 Yeah. 103 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,520 Did you know about that form? 104 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,520 I had no idea. 105 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,480 And you got to keep in mind, with us holding the blue passport. 106 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,480 Yes. 107 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,960 The US passport, we- 108 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,240 Assumed. 109 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,960 We normally don't do, you know- 110 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,960 Additional forms. 111 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,960 Yeah. 112 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,720 We assume that's all we needed was the passport. 113 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:50,080 There are countries, but a lot of times we don't have, what's it where I'm looking for? 114 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,680 Visas and stuff like that. 115 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:52,680 You know? 116 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,680 Yeah. 117 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:54,680 So it was like, ah. 118 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,560 And it, cause I thought it was weird that they didn't give us the custom forms on the 119 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,560 plane. 120 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,560 On the plane, yes. 121 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,560 You know, we are used to that. 122 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,560 Them handing out, cause I had my ink pen ready to go. 123 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,560 That's standard. 124 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,560 And we didn't get those. 125 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,720 I was like, oh, okay, well this is one of these countries where you just show up. 126 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,720 Yeah. 127 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,720 Blue passport, you know? 128 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,720 Wrong. 129 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,720 No. 130 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,120 We were totally wrong. 131 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,240 We sure were. 132 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:18,720 So you have to go to their website, which is enterjamaica.gov.jm. 133 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:29,620 And you have to fill out a custom C5 form, either online or print out a actual form. 134 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,620 And then when you arrive, hand the form over. 135 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:37,120 So that's one thing we learned upon arrival. 136 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,440 Called us totally off guard. 137 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:43,000 And then we have to scan our passports on this, like, kiosk. 138 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,120 Like, we put it face down and scan your passport. 139 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,520 We've never done that before either. 140 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,600 That's new too. 141 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,600 We didn't do it in Guatemala. 142 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,120 We didn't do it in Spain, Canada. 143 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,940 All the places we've gone, we've never done that. 144 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,560 So that's maybe a Jamaican thing. 145 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,520 Only thing I can think of. 146 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,600 I have no idea. 147 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,600 Yeah. 148 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:11,440 So from there, we head to transportation and we were shuttled to these shuttle buses. 149 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,320 See what I did there. 150 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,240 And we pull up to the guy and we say, hey, we're going to Zortree. 151 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,960 That's the name of the hotel we were staying at. 152 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,160 And he looked at me like, Zortree? 153 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,200 I don't know what that is. 154 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,200 Put your bags over here. 155 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,200 I'm so, what? 156 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:32,160 Now, mind you, this shuttle was purchased. 157 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,760 Massive, yeah. 158 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,880 No, it was an additional purchase through the hotel. 159 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,360 That was through the hotel? 160 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,840 Yeah, like they work with, you know they have- 161 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:42,840 Third parties? 162 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:43,840 Third parties, yeah. 163 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:44,840 Okay. 164 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,720 Because Zortree doesn't have their own personal shuttle, but they gave me the information 165 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,040 where I can hire my own private. 166 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:54,160 This whole time I thought they worked for the resort. 167 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,160 No. 168 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,160 Wow. 169 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:59,200 But sort of kind of because the resort recommends them. 170 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,520 So it was kind of like, wait a minute now. 171 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,280 Yeah, yeah. 172 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,800 Some other guy said his hotel, oh, put your bags here. 173 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,480 I booked you through the resort's information. 174 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,560 I said, Zortree, he like, get out the way. 175 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,560 Move back, move back. 176 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,880 I was like, oh no, we are in the wrong place. 177 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,960 We're going to have to take an Uber or something. 178 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:21,960 I was getting worried. 179 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,960 I don't know about you. 180 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:26,600 I don't know about you, but I was very concerned when he said, put your bags over here, get 181 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,600 out the way. 182 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,120 So I was- 183 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,320 I wasn't worried because I had a paper trail. 184 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,440 I had paperwork. 185 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,480 I had receipts. 186 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,800 So I wasn't worried at all. 187 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,800 I was terrified. 188 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:42,600 So we ended up getting in the, in our shuttle was an actual bus. 189 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,600 Bus. 190 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,600 Like a tour bus. 191 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,600 Yep. 192 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,600 And my guy was on there hustling. 193 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,600 He was on there hustling. 194 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,060 What you mean hustling? 195 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:51,800 He had his little side hustle going on on the bus. 196 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,800 What side hustle? 197 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:57,440 He was dealing in Mary Jane. 198 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,760 So he had a little bucket and I saw it. 199 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:06,680 He had a little bucket and the bottom of that bucket was the devil's lettuce. 200 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,320 And he had things on top of it to keep people from seeing it. 201 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:16,120 So this one guy came on and he gave the universal sign to, you know, I want to partake. 202 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,120 He's like, okay. 203 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:20,960 And he came, brought him his little bucket, showed him what he had. 204 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,960 Oh my goodness. 205 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,600 And the guy bought it right there on the bus. 206 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,080 I didn't see any of that. 207 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,080 Yes. 208 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,080 Yes. 209 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,280 I was about to get off. 210 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,720 It took everything in me to stay on this bus. 211 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,840 I'm like, we might get picked up by the DEA. 212 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,920 We need to get off this bus. 213 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,120 You were sitting to the, you were all in the back. 214 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:43,680 So I saw it when I got on the bus. 215 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:47,120 So I saw that foolishness when I got on the bus. 216 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,960 So he was on the bus hustling. 217 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,960 Oh boy. 218 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:50,960 FYI. 219 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,240 Well, I'm glad we made it to Zoetree. 220 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,240 Safe and sound. 221 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,240 Me too. 222 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,240 Without any charges. 223 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:03,200 But yeah, excuse me, Zoetree. 224 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,600 How did you find, this is part of the wedding. 225 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,600 Okay. 226 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,600 Okay. 227 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,600 I thought you found. 228 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,600 It was recommended by the bride. 229 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,600 Yeah, I thought you. 230 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,600 It was part of her. 231 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,600 It was part of her thing. 232 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,600 Yep. 233 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,600 Gotcha. 234 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:18,520 So Zoetree, it's on a private beach. 235 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:23,720 I thought that was public property, but they own their little beach and it's beautiful. 236 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:28,360 It's a five star boutique resort, 49 suites and rooms. 237 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:33,480 So very limited capacity and it's part of the Hyatt brand. 238 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:38,960 So I did not like that because I am a Hilton's guy. 239 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,240 So I gave my money to a competitor. 240 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,240 Oh, you gave your money to a competitor. 241 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,240 I'm sorry. 242 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:49,800 We could have got our 50,000, 60,000 points a night, but we missed out on that, baby. 243 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,440 You better talk to the couple. 244 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:56,240 Don't come at me with that foolishness. 245 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,400 Next time we got to tell them, y'all got to go to Hilton property. 246 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,400 It's a wrong job. 247 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,040 Now the room was breathtaking. 248 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,480 It was very beautiful. 249 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:11,560 And leading up to the days of our trip, you get these emails, hey, would you like to upgrade? 250 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,800 Tell us your price. 251 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,400 My price wants to be like $2. 252 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,640 Tell me your price. 253 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:22,120 But they had a little sliding scale and the sliding scale was starred at what they really 254 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,120 wanted. 255 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:27,560 So I would pick the lowest amount and then send it off and see if they will accept it. 256 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:32,600 And they accepted our room upgrade and our room upgrade allowed us to have a soaking 257 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,160 tub and a butler. 258 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,160 We got a butler. 259 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,160 We got a butler. 260 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,160 A butler. 261 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,680 Now we're going to talk about this butler and this soaking tub. 262 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,960 The soaking tub. 263 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,360 So I'm thinking, oh, I love to soak and everything. 264 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,520 It'd be a great way to relax. 265 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,000 We've been in Spain for nine, 10 days. 266 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,960 Great day to relax, get our muscles together. 267 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,960 Our soaking tub was on the balcony. 268 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,960 Outside. 269 00:10:58,960 --> 00:10:59,960 Outside on the balcony. 270 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,080 I was like, I can't do that. 271 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,720 With no privacy fence or nothing. 272 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,720 No privacy. 273 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:05,720 Because I was tempted. 274 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:12,040 You know, if we were just a tad bit higher up on the floors, I would have went out there. 275 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,640 No, but here's the funny part about it. 276 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,160 We walk in the room and we didn't open the curtains. 277 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,360 We never thought the tub would be on the patio. 278 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,360 And we walked to the bathroom like, where's the tub? 279 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,760 We were going to call the butler, hey butler, we got a room with a tub in it. 280 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,360 And then Kyla goes and opens the curtain like, shh. 281 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,000 Oh, there's the tub. 282 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Yep, on the balcony. 283 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 On the balcony. 284 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 On the second floor. 285 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Nice, beautiful soaking tub. 286 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Nice tub. 287 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,920 And then the balcony is like a plexiglass so it's clear. 288 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,920 You can see right through it. 289 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,120 Because I was thinking about, hmm, maybe I can fix the blanket up. 290 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,120 No. 291 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,120 No. 292 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,120 So. 293 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,120 The people at the pool can see everything. 294 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,320 We were low enough to the ground where the people in the pool could see. 295 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,320 Every day. 296 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:58,240 So we sat in the soaking tub but we sat in it with our pajamas. 297 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,240 Bathing suits. 298 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,240 Not pajamas, bathing suits. 299 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,240 You know what I mean. 300 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,240 Bathing suit. 301 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,240 You've been not being in your pajamas. 302 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:10,040 It had all our swim trunks in the soaking tub because it was on the patio where everyone 303 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,040 can see our business. 304 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,720 A little bit disappointed in that. 305 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,440 But nonetheless, it was cool. 306 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,440 Cool little vibe. 307 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,440 Cool room. 308 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,440 The room was awesome. 309 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,440 The freshest of the bed. 310 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,920 So our butler though. 311 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:23,920 Oh. 312 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,160 He was very helpful that first night. 313 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,900 He kind of ghosted us the second night. 314 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,600 The second night we didn't see him. 315 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,600 But once. 316 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,920 We saw him that morning at breakfast. 317 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,920 That was it. 318 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,000 That was it. 319 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:40,300 And I think we text him about how to stop the tub or plug the tub. 320 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,300 He never showed up. 321 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,300 He never showed up. 322 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,300 And I figured it out. 323 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,300 Like look man we good. 324 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,300 We good. 325 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,400 You can just stay wherever you are. 326 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,940 The service there was very slow, so you know, 327 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,580 I heard that's a thing in Jamaica. 328 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:56,380 They move at their own pace, 329 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:59,020 so don't order your food if you're really hungry. 330 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:04,020 You gotta order it in anticipation of your hunger. 331 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:08,060 Yes, because we ordered lunch when we got there, 332 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,540 and we got it at dinnertime. 333 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,260 We really did. 334 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,220 We got it at dinnertime. 335 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,540 Actually, the dinner came 336 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,500 at the same time we went to dinner. 337 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,100 Because you told me to eat your food upstairs in the room 338 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:23,300 while the guy was bringing out the dinner to the table. 339 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,900 That is hilarious. 340 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:28,260 But the butler part in the dinner, 341 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:29,780 but they have this room service. 342 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:32,300 That dude showed up like clockwork knocking on the door. 343 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,460 You want some more beer? 344 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,420 You want some more beer? 345 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,180 I'm like, dude, would you stop? 346 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,420 No, I don't want any more beer. 347 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,420 So we asked for Wata. 348 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,580 And it says Wata on the bottle. 349 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:45,140 It says Wata on the bottle, W-A-T-A, Wata. 350 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,140 He brought us plenty of Wata. 351 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:49,500 And then he goes in the fridge and he's like, 352 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,020 brother, you don't drink beer? 353 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:51,860 I'm like, no. 354 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:54,060 He's like, man, what is wrong with you? 355 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,660 I was like, I don't like beer. 356 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,980 He wants me to drink that red stripe. 357 00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:00,660 I was like, no, I don't drink beer, bro. 358 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,860 So I guess I'll just stop bringing you beer. 359 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,700 Thank you. 360 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:07,700 We just want Wata, Wata and Coke, Coca-Cola. 361 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,420 That's all we want. 362 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:12,500 Everything else you can leave at the bar. 363 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,980 So that guy was like clockwork, but our butler. 364 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,020 He threw them deuces real quick. 365 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,260 That man said, y'all good? 366 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,980 And he went home. 367 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:22,820 He really did. 368 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:23,660 He went home. 369 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,100 He was like, you have WhatsApp? 370 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,820 Okay, here's my number, plug me in. 371 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:27,660 Yeah, plug me in. 372 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,100 And I was like, for what? 373 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:29,940 You don't answer. 374 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:34,340 Man, we was texting that man all night, no response. 375 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,860 This dude ghosted us the whole time. 376 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:39,340 We would see him walking around the hotel though. 377 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,380 I was like, dude, I just text you. 378 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,700 You didn't even respond. 379 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,300 So that was fun though. 380 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:51,020 So Friday night, we have the rehearsal dinner, right? 381 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,660 And that's where we met our new marriage counselor. 382 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:58,700 She talked about everything. 383 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,500 She has some great advice though. 384 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:05,500 So my question to you, if it ever happened, all right. 385 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,060 Hold up. 386 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,740 First of all, let me interject. 387 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,780 She's not our real marriage counselor. 388 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:16,780 It was basically the friend of the bride and groom. 389 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,380 And this lady was sitting at the table with us. 390 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,260 And she was very, very, very chatty. 391 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,100 Very nice. 392 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,500 So chatty that the bride actually called me over 393 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,260 a couple of times to make sure I was okay 394 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:34,380 because she knows that the lady can talk you under the table. 395 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,900 She said, are you all right now? 396 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,620 She can really talk. 397 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:40,100 I was having a good time listening to her talk. 398 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,340 She was talking about some stuff to get you, 399 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,540 make you a better wife so you should have listened. 400 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:45,500 Better wife? 401 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,140 Make you a world-class wife. 402 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,140 Oh wow. 403 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,780 You already were because I'm just joking. 404 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,060 Just joking. 405 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:54,540 But my question to you is about our new marriage counselor. 406 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:58,740 Do you think who would win in a talking match? 407 00:15:58,740 --> 00:15:59,580 Your daddy. 408 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,060 My dad or her? 409 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,180 Your dad. 410 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,580 That's a, they're probably tippy-tappy. 411 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,620 Man, they would probably, it would be a draw. 412 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,180 It would be a draw. 413 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,900 It would be a draw. 414 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,340 Derrick's dad. 415 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:12,380 He loves to talk. 416 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:15,140 He knows no strangers. 417 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,060 No strangers. 418 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,340 And we found his match. 419 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,860 I think we found his match, baby. 420 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,980 Yeah, that lady is his equal. 421 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:25,420 We need to ask Ebony what's her name 422 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,260 so we can get those two connected 423 00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:28,700 so they can have a talk-off. 424 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,820 And we're gonna record and put on YouTube. 425 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:33,660 YouTube. 426 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,500 And everything. 427 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,420 YouTube's gonna run out of space. 428 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:40,980 YouTube's gonna say no more storage 429 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,940 after we drop that one. 430 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,020 I promise you. 431 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:47,980 Anyway, I just wanna talk about that dinner. 432 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:52,140 They had the world's greatest mashed potatoes. 433 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,020 Really? 434 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,180 Did you not have the mashed potatoes? 435 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,140 I did not. 436 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,420 Oh my God. 437 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,380 They were delicious. 438 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:02,420 They melted in your mouth. 439 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:05,180 I can't explain it. 440 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:08,220 I cannot explain what they did to those mashed potatoes. 441 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,460 World-class mashed potatoes. 442 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,580 I didn't know mashed potatoes were a thing in Jamaica. 443 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:15,580 Was not expecting that. 444 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,260 Along with the roasted chicken. 445 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,020 A plus. 446 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:21,860 A plus. 447 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,100 What did you have for dinner? 448 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,620 I honestly don't remember. 449 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,700 Do you remember your Bob Marley's? 450 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,140 I remember the Bob Marley's. 451 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:32,300 You never told me what that was. 452 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,700 They don't tell you what it's made out of. 453 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,980 They told me but I don't remember. 454 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:39,020 It was like some kind of fruit juice situation. 455 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,980 It was a mixture. 456 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:43,460 It just reminded me of a rainbow slushie. 457 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,100 So did they have alcohol in it? 458 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:45,940 A little bit. 459 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:46,780 Okay. 460 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:48,940 Because everyone was drinking them. 461 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,900 So it had to be pretty good. 462 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,740 I just. 463 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:54,420 You could have it without alcohol too. 464 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:59,420 I didn't really do fruity beverages like that. 465 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,900 So I didn't think I would like it. 466 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,460 But you seemed to love it. 467 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:10,580 But backing up, my whole lot of nothing 468 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:11,860 when we were in Madrid, 469 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,140 I told you I didn't wanna do anything. 470 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:17,740 So what did you wanna do when we got to Jamaica that Friday? 471 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:20,260 It was just three things. 472 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,960 I wanted to go white. 473 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:23,800 No. 474 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,640 You didn't wanna go. 475 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,460 No. 476 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,420 I wanted to go to Dunn River Falls. 477 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,260 Dunn River Falls. 478 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:31,580 I wanted to go rafting on a raft. 479 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:32,700 Okay. 480 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,540 White water rafting? 481 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,260 It wasn't white water rafting. 482 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,140 Just a lazy river rafting. 483 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:40,300 And the third was I wanted to go 484 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:44,940 to the Biolumnescent Bay at night. 485 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,580 Was that in Montego Bay 486 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,660 or is it on the other side of the island? 487 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,480 I don't remember. 488 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,600 It was like an hour away. 489 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,440 Okay. 490 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,940 So that was in a different direction. 491 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:55,780 I don't remember. 492 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,620 It is. 493 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:59,700 That they had an excursion 494 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,300 and they would have took a seat. 495 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,420 Those are the three things I wanted to do. 496 00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:06,220 But what we ended up doing was lying in the bed. 497 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,040 Yes. 498 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:07,880 Watching Harry Potter. 499 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,720 Yes. 500 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,560 Yes. 501 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,940 Harry Potter marathon. 502 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:12,460 And it was awesome. 503 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:15,340 Never seen Harry Potter until that Friday night. 504 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:17,420 Cause that's all I wanted to do. 505 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,780 I just wanted to lay and relax 506 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,300 cause I was dead beat. 507 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,540 Dead beat from Spain. 508 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,100 I was tired. 509 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,660 But my wife, she was ready to hit the road. 510 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,260 She was like, come on, let's go. 511 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,820 She wanted to go ride horses. 512 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:30,660 Yeah. 513 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,480 Everything. 514 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,320 It was too beautiful. 515 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:37,100 Jamaica, where we were, it was breathtaking. 516 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,140 It was very beautiful over there at Zoetry. 517 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:43,320 So I just felt like it was a waste to sit in the room. 518 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,580 Tired or not, it was just a waste not to be out there 519 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,140 and enjoying the ocean and the sand. 520 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,060 I'm offended. 521 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,420 You will be. 522 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:52,260 I'm offended. 523 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,540 So Derek got left a lot of times. 524 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:58,180 So it was a waste to lay with your husband. 525 00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,020 You can spin it the way you want to spin it. 526 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:00,940 And cuddle with your man. 527 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,100 That's a waste. 528 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,540 Putting words in my mouth. 529 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:06,660 No, no. 530 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,740 I was, I couldn't take it no more, baby. 531 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,700 I had to rest. 532 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,700 You forget I hadn't slept in my own bed 533 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,860 before what, five days that whole month. 534 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,140 So I couldn't take it no more. 535 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,900 So we got through the first night. 536 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:24,900 And then I have a thing about sunrise pictures. 537 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:28,260 She come waking me up at, what was it, 5.15? 538 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:32,540 Sunrise that particular morning was 5.45 in the morning. 539 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:33,900 That was an early sunrise. 540 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,660 You come waking me up at 5.15. 541 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,940 We had been used to, Spain's sunrise 542 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:40,400 as being like 7.45, almost eight. 543 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,660 So that 5.45 was an adjustment. 544 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:44,060 Man, it was tough for me. 545 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:47,940 Now mind you, in order to hit sunrise at 5.45, 546 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:48,900 you gotta get up. 547 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,820 So I had to get up by 5.15. 548 00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,060 She come waking me up. 549 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:54,900 It's time to go. 550 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:55,740 We gotta take these pictures. 551 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,560 It's time to go. 552 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,740 I wanna make sure ain't nobody out there. 553 00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:00,420 I'm like, ain't nobody gonna be out there. 554 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,980 We had the whole place to ourselves. 555 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:03,820 It was beautiful though. 556 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,780 The beach, the patio, the ocean. 557 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,340 I think the fish was still asleep. 558 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,000 You come waking me up. 559 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,860 It was nice though. 560 00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,600 We got a very beautiful view. 561 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,900 We walked the dock. 562 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:15,740 Yeah. 563 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,220 And it was very windy though. 564 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,380 I'm not gonna lie. 565 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,860 I was quite concerned. 566 00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,540 It was very, very windy. 567 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:24,140 I was like, ooh, I'm afraid of the ocean. 568 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,980 I can't be blown into this water. 569 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,660 I can swim now. 570 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,620 But the moment I hit the water, 571 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,140 I'm gonna be thinking, but it's a shark coming to get me. 572 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:31,980 It's a shark coming to get me. 573 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,020 It's coming to get me. 574 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:39,500 Yeah, we had that 5.45 sunrise photo shoot. 575 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,520 It was a good photo shoot. 576 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,260 I enjoyed myself, I must say. 577 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,580 I don't usually enjoy myself 578 00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:46,880 on those early morning sunrise photo shoots, 579 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,260 but I had a good time this time. 580 00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,900 I don't think I told you that. 581 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:50,940 I had a good time. 582 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:51,760 Great. 583 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,180 Because you were not beating me over the head 584 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,820 with camera angles. 585 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:55,880 I never do. 586 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,940 You didn't take it right. 587 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,460 I need this line to be right here. 588 00:21:58,460 --> 00:21:59,660 I need to be in this grid. 589 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:01,540 At this point, I shouldn't be coaching you. 590 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:02,380 You should. You should know how to do it. 591 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,620 I'm not a photographer, baby. 592 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,700 I'm taking my picture more than enough time 593 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:06,700 to know what to do. 594 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:08,620 Moving along. 595 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,380 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 596 00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:12,220 No, for real love, for real love. 597 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,820 I liked the beach pictures we took on the beach. 598 00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:15,660 Did a good job. 599 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,600 Where we walked through the sand. 600 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,440 That was cool. 601 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,820 That was real cool. 602 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:22,980 And then the dock pictures of you were very pretty. 603 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:24,580 They were beautiful pictures. 604 00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:27,020 I thought I did a good job taking those photographs. 605 00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:27,860 You did. 606 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:28,700 I did? 607 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:29,540 Yeah. 608 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:31,860 Oh my goodness. 609 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:32,900 So breakfast was good. 610 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,300 There were a lot of cats. 611 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:36,780 My resort cats. 612 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:38,620 They lived there. 613 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,940 They were well fed cats, too. 614 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,580 They were healthy looking cats. 615 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:42,420 Big cats. 616 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,240 And they were picky, too. 617 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,340 They wouldn't eat certain things. 618 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:46,540 How you know? 619 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:47,860 Because you tried to feed that cat, 620 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,900 what was it, bacon or something? 621 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:50,740 A piece of chicken. 622 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:54,140 He looked at them like, I don't want that. 623 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,460 You shouldn't be eating it either. 624 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:56,760 No, but it was good. 625 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,580 I was confused why the cat didn't eat it. 626 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,700 Well, I probably shouldn't have been feeding the cat. 627 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:04,140 But I was really missing our cat. 628 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:07,580 We have just rescued a cat a few months ago. 629 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:09,180 And I was really missing him. 630 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,340 I was feeling quite guilty 631 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:12,420 because we had been away from him 632 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:14,740 for a lot since we've gotten here. 633 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:16,420 All of a sudden, we just went on all these different trips. 634 00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:19,780 So I was feeling guilt. 635 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:21,140 Cat mom guilt. 636 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,900 Yeah, those cats were very well fed. 637 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:23,740 They were nice. 638 00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:26,340 They would just sit there and wait for you to feed them. 639 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:28,740 They didn't have their phone, your plate. 640 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,820 One did. 641 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:31,020 One tried to climb up my leg. 642 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,500 I was like, hold up now. 643 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,340 Back up. 644 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:34,460 Oh, I didn't know that. 645 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:35,300 Yes. 646 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,140 I didn't have that issue. 647 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:36,980 Just one. 648 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:37,820 Yeah, okay. 649 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:38,660 Just one. 650 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:39,500 Okay, yeah. 651 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,400 The little orange cat. 652 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,260 The orange cat was everywhere. 653 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:43,100 Oh yeah. 654 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:43,920 It had to be. 655 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,760 He came out of nowhere, too, didn't he? 656 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,600 Maybe it was three of them. 657 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,440 It was one. 658 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,260 It was just one orange cat. 659 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,620 How could he be everywhere the whole time? 660 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,540 He just does it. 661 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:52,300 He was all over their resort. 662 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,140 Oh, he don't play. 663 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:53,980 He was at the bar. 664 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:55,500 He was at the club that night. 665 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,340 He was. 666 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:58,020 Last night, he was at the club. 667 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,880 That little cat was everywhere. 668 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:05,220 But anyway, so they had a beautiful wedding. 669 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:07,300 Beautiful wedding. 670 00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:09,300 Had the live music. 671 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,020 The guy was playing the violin. 672 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:13,880 The minister was awesome. 673 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,520 He did a great job. 674 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,720 Great job. 675 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,340 And then I let you speak on Ebony's dress. 676 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:20,580 I thought it was amazing. 677 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,140 I thought it was beautiful. 678 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,740 She had her dress custom made. 679 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:24,580 What? 680 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:25,400 It was beautiful. 681 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,240 Oh yeah. 682 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,080 I didn't know that. 683 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:27,900 Yes. 684 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:28,740 Man, that thing was fire. 685 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:29,580 It was beautiful. 686 00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:30,420 It was fire. 687 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,260 It was fire. 688 00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:34,900 And it wasn't the typical white or cream. 689 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:39,900 It was like a rose, gold, blush sort of color. 690 00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:41,180 I can't describe it. 691 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,060 Shout out to the tailor. 692 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,700 But it was very beautiful. 693 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:45,220 That thing was, yeah. 694 00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:46,740 Yeah, very, very, very pretty. 695 00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:48,700 Whoever made that did that. 696 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:50,320 That thing was fire. 697 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:55,100 And then, so they had this one thing, 698 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:58,820 this in the ceremony where they put the two sands together. 699 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,300 Yes. 700 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,140 That was awesome. 701 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,380 So we needed to do that. 702 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:03,740 Explain it, explain it. 703 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:07,100 So what happened was the minister said 704 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,100 they had these two different shakes of sand, 705 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,860 like a light brown and a dark brown. 706 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:17,460 The groom takes one, the bride takes one, 707 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,660 and they poured into this jar and combined. 708 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,380 And then he said, now your souls are combined, 709 00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:26,580 your spirits are combined, and you're married, whatever. 710 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:28,540 Then he said, there's one caveat. 711 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:31,380 You ever wanna leave this woman, man, 712 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:34,060 you're gonna have to dig through this whole vase 713 00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:37,340 of what it was and pull all your grains out. 714 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,900 All your grains of sand out. 715 00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:41,680 And he said, that's gonna be a tough task. 716 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,700 So you can never leave this woman. 717 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:46,100 I thought that was pretty cool. 718 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,480 Pretty cool spin on marriage. 719 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,340 To dip through your part. 720 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,180 It's forever. 721 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:55,020 Yay. 722 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:57,420 Oh wow. 723 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,060 I'm sorry. 724 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,500 I am happily married. 725 00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:04,100 It's forever. 726 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,780 No, but that was a great spin on marriage. 727 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:08,060 I like that. 728 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:09,760 We need to get one of those put in our house. 729 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,620 We need to get our sand and put it together 730 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:14,420 and put it on top of the fireplace. 731 00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,300 So if you ever make the decision, 732 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:20,180 you gotta pick each one of your grains out. 733 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:21,620 Okay? 734 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:22,460 All right? 735 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:30,700 So after the wedding, you have the, I guess, cocktail hour? 736 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:37,020 Man, that resort, they have so many drinks, 737 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:40,180 so many drinks that just falling out of everywhere. 738 00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:42,820 We had so many beverages. 739 00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:45,540 You had Coke, you had your ginger ale, 740 00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:47,580 you had your Marley's. 741 00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:49,460 They were doing it up. 742 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:52,460 They were trying to get you wasted during the cocktail hour. 743 00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,460 I've never seen so many beverages in my life. 744 00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:56,020 We had the whole bar. 745 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,180 We don't even drink like that. 746 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:01,740 And then we met another small business owner. 747 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:05,220 Was she friends with Ebony or? 748 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:06,940 I don't remember. 749 00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:09,220 Okay, but she was pretty cool. 750 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,940 She owns, what is that place? 751 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:12,860 Pops Colonel. 752 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:14,780 Pops Colonel in? 753 00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:15,620 Memphis. Memphis. 754 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:17,100 Mm-hmm. 755 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:17,940 Forgot where I've been. 756 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,900 Popcorn, gourmet popcorn. 757 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:24,120 And they're located at 1770 North Germantown Parkway, 758 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,660 Suite 1, Cordova, Tennessee. 759 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:30,160 And what they do, they've been, 760 00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:33,100 what's the word I'm looking for? 761 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:38,100 They've been on Essence, the Memphis Flyer, 762 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,860 and Forrest Magazine did an article on them. 763 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:45,380 So she and her family run that business. 764 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:48,980 And she told us they have a special needs son 765 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,380 that works there as well. 766 00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:53,380 And they try to hire high functioning 767 00:27:57,380 --> 00:27:58,840 special needs people. 768 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,940 Okay, I don't remember if she said her son 769 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:01,780 was special needs or not. 770 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:02,600 I don't remember that. 771 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,440 She did. 772 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,260 Oh, okay, okay. 773 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:07,700 Yeah, so, yeah, because that caught my ear 774 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:10,700 when she said that, that he's involved, 775 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,180 the husband's involved, the entire family's involved. 776 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:14,680 So I thought that was great. 777 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,040 But yeah, she was pretty cool. 778 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,540 We spoke with her for, I guess the whole time, 779 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,180 the whole cocktail hour. 780 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:22,500 Yeah, we did, the whole time, yeah. 781 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,980 The whole time, because she had some great stories. 782 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,300 They like to travel as well, just like we do. 783 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:30,580 I think she said they've been to all 50 states, right? 784 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:35,580 They drove to like South Dakota and North Dakota 785 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:36,880 from Memphis. 786 00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,460 That is nuts. 787 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:44,000 That is a long freaking drive, long drive. 788 00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:50,820 So from there, we have the dinner. 789 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,820 Yeah, we have the, right, the reception. 790 00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:57,540 The reception, we were on the patio. 791 00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:59,620 So we ate, partied. 792 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:00,660 Bob Marley's. 793 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,460 What is it with you and Bob Marley's? 794 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,460 That's your favorite beverage. 795 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,300 Oh my goodness. 796 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,300 Tell the people, you had like 20 of them. 797 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:12,820 And then we just danced on the beach all night. 798 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:15,860 All night, and then spilled into the club. 799 00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:16,700 To the after party. 800 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,340 To the after party we went. 801 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,940 And we went for a little bit, 802 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:22,180 and then we just, when we realized our age. 803 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,940 I ran out of gas. 804 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:24,780 I ran out of gas, I'm not gonna lie to you. 805 00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:28,260 We tried to be cool and stay out all night, we couldn't hang. 806 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:30,180 I'm not gonna lie to you, I ran out of gas. 807 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:33,460 And you know I had to get up at sunrise again, next day. 808 00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,900 You didn't take, you took more sunrise pictures? 809 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,340 No. 810 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:38,180 Okay. 811 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,000 I just wanted to get up and see the sunrise. 812 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,180 You just got up, okay. 813 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:43,300 I thought you, I don't remember you getting up. 814 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:44,900 Oh yes, you did get up, okay. 815 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:49,900 So I also had, because Derek wouldn't come out the hotel, 816 00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:54,900 before our flight, I scheduled a clear kayak adventure. 817 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,100 Because I had this idea. 818 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,060 That you got up Instagram. 819 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:09,260 There's this lady on Instagram named Traveling Tuesdays, 820 00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:14,260 and she did this video where she was in Tanzania somewhere. 821 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:18,860 She was somewhere in the middle of this beautiful ocean 822 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:23,860 in a clear kayak just, you know, paddling herself. 823 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:28,060 And I said, I wanna do that. 824 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:30,460 That's what I wanna do, and I want video shots 825 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:31,380 just like that. 826 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,220 With a drone. 827 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:33,980 With a drone, that's the only way you can do it, 828 00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:34,820 with a drone. 829 00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:38,380 So I found a company that used a drone 830 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,060 that would allow you to paddle. 831 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:44,360 So of course on their website they had all these beautiful, 832 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,200 you know. 833 00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,820 Instagram worthy photographs. 834 00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:50,900 Like the same color water as Traveling Tuesday did, 835 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,220 and everything. 836 00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:54,020 And I said, they're the one. 837 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,740 They're the one now. 838 00:30:55,740 --> 00:31:00,580 Viator, you know, the bride, the bride for the wedding. 839 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:05,580 She and some of her bridesmaids did one of those 840 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:09,940 through Viator, and they came back with beautiful pictures. 841 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:11,100 Just like Traveling Tuesday, 842 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:12,680 except they didn't have the video. 843 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,700 They just had these beautiful pictures. 844 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,060 Didn't you go through Viator? 845 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,500 I did not go to Viator, 846 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:21,900 because one, they did not respond to my inquiry about, 847 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:23,100 can I paddle the boat? 848 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,100 Right. 849 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,860 So I didn't go with them, so I went with another company. 850 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:27,680 Okay. 851 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,580 And man, let me tell you. 852 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:36,220 However, I'ma give them five stars. 853 00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:37,860 I'ma give them five stars, 854 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:41,200 even though I was, my experience at the time. 855 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:43,580 Why you give them five stars? 856 00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:45,500 Made me question my five stars at first. 857 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,180 Well, I'ma give them, okay. 858 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:49,080 So, okay, all right, so. 859 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,660 The driver picked me up. 860 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:56,060 He was very friendly, loved the driver. 861 00:31:57,020 --> 00:32:00,420 We went to our, what we thought was a location, 862 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,480 only to find out it wasn't the right location, 863 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,960 but it was very sketchy. 864 00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:09,260 It was in like this partially abandoned hotel, 865 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,540 where the, I didn't tell, 866 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:14,260 Derrick is hearing this for the first time. 867 00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:17,340 And the pool was busted up. 868 00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:18,180 Oh wow. 869 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:19,000 They had water in it, 870 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,300 but the tile was cracked all around. 871 00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:23,260 It took you to be murdered. 872 00:32:23,260 --> 00:32:25,860 It looked like a scene out of a scary movie. 873 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:26,700 It really did. 874 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:30,020 And then there was two men sitting off to the side, 875 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,300 they had cigarettes. 876 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,540 Oh Lord. 877 00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:34,860 No, it was a couple, a lady and a man, 878 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,140 they was sitting off to the side, 879 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:38,460 and then my driver's trying to ask them 880 00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:40,860 which way to the beach, and they just pointing. 881 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,460 And then we go down these little stairs 882 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,700 off the back end of the pool, 883 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:47,140 and there's two men that's like gatekeepers of the stairs 884 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,340 at the bottom of the stairs. 885 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:50,180 And they're standing there, 886 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:52,720 and he's trying to ask them where to go. 887 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,060 And one dude gets all close to me, 888 00:32:56,060 --> 00:32:57,900 he's like touching my elbow. 889 00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:58,900 Oh wow. 890 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:01,620 And I was like. 891 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:02,900 I feel bad I didn't go now. 892 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,420 Because Derrick refused to go. 893 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:05,260 I didn't wanna leave the hotel. 894 00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:08,380 So at that point, it's me. 895 00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:09,220 And the driver. 896 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,620 And the driver, male, 897 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:14,100 two strangers that are both males 898 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:17,080 in this run down looking spot. 899 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:20,940 And dude's trying to get me to buy something. 900 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:22,900 I was like, oh my gosh, get out of my space. 901 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:24,580 And he touches my hand. 902 00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:27,660 And I'm real particular about my hands being touched. 903 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:30,660 I did not feel safe. 904 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:34,060 And then the driver gets me out of there, 905 00:33:34,060 --> 00:33:37,620 and then we continue on walking down to the beach. 906 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:40,460 We get to the beach, full of debris. 907 00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:41,980 There was a big storm the night before, 908 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,300 so it was full of debris. 909 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,340 Then it looked like two homeless men. 910 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,620 Right there at our location. 911 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:49,740 The story keeps getting worse. 912 00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:52,740 And I was like, this can't be the spot. 913 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:53,740 This can't be the spot. 914 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,500 Then I look at the water, the water's green. 915 00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,820 Right, because the storm blew through. 916 00:33:57,820 --> 00:34:00,220 Yeah, the storm blew through, 917 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,420 so it changed the color. 918 00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:07,160 Right, so there was green water right next to the beach, 919 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:11,660 but right behind that is that beautiful crystal blue 920 00:34:11,660 --> 00:34:14,700 that my friend and Traveling Tuesday had. 921 00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:20,800 All right, come to find out we're in the wrong location. 922 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,620 So we go back up with the driver. 923 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:25,740 We gotta walk past the two homeless men. 924 00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:28,900 We gotta walk past the two gatekeeper of the stairs. 925 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:33,900 We gotta walk past all these men. 926 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:36,300 It could've went left real quick with me. 927 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:41,300 Only to find the kayak conductor. 928 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,260 I'm calling the kayak conductor, that guy. 929 00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:46,540 He's like, all right, so you're right, 930 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:50,940 that was our location, but now we had to move it 931 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:54,940 because somebody called and complained, 932 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:58,820 and because it's like a public beach or something. 933 00:34:58,820 --> 00:34:59,660 You can't do that. 934 00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:01,020 We couldn't do it down there. 935 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,380 They didn't want us to be on that part of the beach. 936 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:06,980 So why didn't they call or text you that? 937 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:10,340 I don't know, and those guys were actually at the wedding. 938 00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:14,100 They were the DJ and some of the people at the wedding. 939 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,220 I don't know if I told you that. 940 00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:16,060 No. 941 00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:18,140 Yeah, he was like, he recognized me from the wedding. 942 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:18,980 Wow. 943 00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:23,420 So he's like, all right, we're gonna walk down this path. 944 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:25,660 Now the path was like through the woods. 945 00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:27,380 Yeah, go through the jungle, baby. 946 00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:31,140 It was literal, it was a literal dirt path 947 00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:33,860 that was lined on both sides by trees. 948 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:34,860 You went through the jungle. 949 00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:35,700 I really did. 950 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,180 So you go to the beach, take these 951 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,340 clear bottom kayak pictures. 952 00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:42,740 Real talk, and so we were on a path at one point, 953 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:45,380 and he was like, okay, now we're gonna go this way. 954 00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:49,340 It's a shortcut that was literally through the trees, 955 00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:52,180 and I was like, man. 956 00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:53,020 Wait, wait, wait. 957 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:57,180 But the guy, he was so friendly and so personable. 958 00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:59,300 I felt safe with him, because at that time, 959 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,220 the driver had to go pick up some more people. 960 00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:02,780 So it was just me and this one person. 961 00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:05,540 At no point did you thought that I should run? 962 00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:07,580 No, because. 963 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:08,620 It sounds very sketchy. 964 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:13,060 It sounded extremely, it could've went left really fast. 965 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:15,760 It was so left, I was like, you know what? 966 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,100 I'm gonna have to film you, because. 967 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:18,940 I hope. 968 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:21,780 And the guy just fell out laughing. 969 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,220 It's like, just in case you ain't on the up and up, 970 00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:25,540 I gotta have some proof. 971 00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:27,580 And we just laughed about it. 972 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:29,020 The video will be on the cloud. 973 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,220 So if I come up missing. 974 00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:34,820 I'm walking, now I'm walking, now I have flip-flops, y'all. 975 00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:37,700 So I'm trying to hike through the woods, 976 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:39,460 and I was like, is that a dirty diaper? 977 00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:41,100 It was just all kind of debris. 978 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,220 Like I said, it could've went left so quickly. 979 00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:48,140 And then we finally exited, and we're on the beach, 980 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:48,980 and we had the clerics. 981 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:50,700 So I was like, ooh, all this good. 982 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:55,380 So he was the guy that helped me walk through all of this. 983 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,700 He operated the drone. 984 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:00,260 And then he had another guy that would go out to the ocean 985 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,860 and anchor me. 986 00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:05,340 So well, after I got to paddle myself. 987 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:07,180 So was the kayak already on the beach, 988 00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,580 or were they carrying the kayak? 989 00:37:08,580 --> 00:37:10,580 They brought it on the beach, yes. 990 00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:14,940 So at first, now the thing is, 991 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:17,340 I honestly think I was the first person 992 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:18,740 to request something like that, 993 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:20,820 because I don't think that they're used to getting 994 00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:24,460 requests of someone wanting to just kayak 995 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:26,940 and get drone shots of them kayaking. 996 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:31,420 Because midway through, he requested me to go ahead 997 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:33,940 and do the photo shoot like they normally do. 998 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,540 And I didn't really want that. 999 00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:39,820 I didn't care to see myself sprawled out, 1000 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:42,740 laying sexy in a kayak. 1001 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:43,700 I didn't want that. 1002 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:44,540 I did. 1003 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:45,540 Derrick did. 1004 00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:46,700 Are you happy with your pictures? 1005 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:47,540 I am. 1006 00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:49,260 Because whatever. 1007 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,260 And I just said. 1008 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:55,820 So we did all that, and it was fun. 1009 00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:57,700 I got the experience. 1010 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,940 I did. 1011 00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,900 You got the experience, you fear for your life. 1012 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:02,660 You got to get in the kayak. 1013 00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,860 Because like I said, even though I can swim, 1014 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:06,660 I am terrified of the ocean. 1015 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:10,860 Thanks to all the TikToks and Instagram videos 1016 00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:13,460 I've seen of sharks rushing the beach now. 1017 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:15,860 All the shark movies you watch? 1018 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,900 No, lately it's the, 1019 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,300 did you know I was one of those that believed 1020 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,540 that sharks can't swim in shallow water. 1021 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:24,980 Now I've seen tiger sharks rush the beach. 1022 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:27,220 You saw, I showed you the video. 1023 00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:28,580 And I'm sitting there like, man, 1024 00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:31,380 this water's tall enough for a shark to come push me over. 1025 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,460 That's all I could think about. 1026 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:36,660 Like man, I probably need to go ahead and end this real quick. 1027 00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:41,660 So, you know, and we get back on the beach. 1028 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:47,460 And as the drone operator is escorting me back up 1029 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:50,220 to get through the woods to the path, 1030 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:53,020 the driver's walking down with his, 1031 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:55,540 the people he picked up, two young ladies, 1032 00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:57,100 and they both looking scared. 1033 00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:57,940 Yeah. 1034 00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,140 And I just, cause you know, imagine, 1035 00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:01,740 it looks really sketchy. 1036 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,260 It looks like somebody is about to pull you over 1037 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:05,980 and like do some bad stuff to you. 1038 00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:06,820 And I have to tell you. 1039 00:39:06,820 --> 00:39:09,260 The moment you pulled up to that abandoned hotel, 1040 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:10,700 you should start recording. 1041 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:11,620 I should have. 1042 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:13,660 And I told the ladies, y'all are okay. 1043 00:39:13,660 --> 00:39:14,980 They was like, it's okay. 1044 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:15,820 I said, yeah, it's okay. 1045 00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:17,260 It looks sketchy, but y'all are good. 1046 00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:20,100 So, you know, the operator, he's falling out laughing. 1047 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,100 And I was like, I'm good. 1048 00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:23,140 I just dip my shot, you know, 1049 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:26,300 and you can just see them relax. 1050 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:27,780 And they're like, are you going to get wet? 1051 00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,620 Can you, I don't know, cause I'm like, yeah. 1052 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:30,940 You're going to get wet. 1053 00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:32,260 I was like, there's waves. 1054 00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:34,020 You know, you're not going to get sloppy wet, 1055 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:37,380 but you might get splashed a little bit when waves come. 1056 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,140 Cause they had their hair all done. 1057 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:43,020 I was like, y'all are in the ocean. 1058 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:44,620 You're at the wrong photo shoot, 1059 00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:47,380 trying not to get wet at the ocean. 1060 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:49,620 So back to my five stars. 1061 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:54,620 So my experience with the company, great communication. 1062 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:55,780 Great customer service. 1063 00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:56,620 I will give them that. 1064 00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:57,940 Great customer service. 1065 00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:00,060 It was just my product. 1066 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:05,060 And I know for a fact that, excuse me, 1067 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:09,020 that they had no control over the water. 1068 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,860 Right. 1069 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:14,020 Like I really wanted my crystal blue water and the kayak, 1070 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,380 and I had that green water. 1071 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:18,220 You know how when the pool, it breaks down 1072 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:19,180 and the water turns green. 1073 00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:21,380 That's what it looks like I was kayaking in. 1074 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:24,660 So I was very disappointed that I didn't have 1075 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,460 the blue water, but they were. 1076 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,580 They have no control over that. 1077 00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:28,420 No. 1078 00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:29,860 There was a big storm that came through the night. 1079 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:33,180 And then my drone shots were very, very far away. 1080 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:34,540 Cause you know, keep in mind, 1081 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:37,020 I had traveling Tuesday's videos of mine 1082 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,420 and her drone was all like right above the water, 1083 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,060 like at her shoulder length. 1084 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:43,780 Like whoever was flying her drone. 1085 00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:44,620 They had done it before. 1086 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:47,340 Man, they were not caring about losing their thing in the sea. 1087 00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:48,900 They were not caring. 1088 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:49,900 But my guy, he was like, 1089 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,220 I don't know, I ain't got time to play with you. 1090 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:53,380 I'm keeping my drone way up here. 1091 00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:55,580 We gonna have bird's eye view at all times. 1092 00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:56,860 Right, exactly. 1093 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,460 So I literally look like I'm lost at sea. 1094 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,740 Yeah, you took your lost at sea kayak pictures. 1095 00:41:03,740 --> 00:41:05,060 So Derek, you know, he's loving that. 1096 00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:08,980 But one thing, now what's gonna give them back the five 1097 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:15,260 star is that they offered to give me another shoot. 1098 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:18,140 Like I wrote them. When we come back. 1099 00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:19,740 Yeah, I wrote them and let them know 1100 00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:21,420 how I wasn't happy with it. 1101 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:25,420 But how I loved all the people involved. 1102 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:27,500 I just was not happy with the product. 1103 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,460 Final product. 1104 00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:30,300 But they were like, we will edit the pictures. 1105 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:31,940 We will change your water out 1106 00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:34,980 and we'll give you a whole new shoot when you come back. 1107 00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:37,500 So girls trip is in Montego, right? 1108 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:41,340 I happened to be coming back in 2025 on a girls trip. 1109 00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:43,820 So I was like, great, I'll take y'all up on that. 1110 00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:46,700 And hopefully can bring in some more business to it. 1111 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:47,860 Cause they were just that awesome. 1112 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:51,020 So when I got my pictures back, my pictures were great. 1113 00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:54,220 Waters blew, great, amazing job. 1114 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:57,820 But they were not able to fix the water 1115 00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:00,340 on my videos portion. 1116 00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:01,180 So. 1117 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:03,780 But it was fun experience. 1118 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:04,900 It was fun experience. 1119 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,460 And I do regret not going now. 1120 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:07,300 You should have went. 1121 00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:08,140 Cause I feel bad. 1122 00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:09,260 I could have. 1123 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,100 You could have been. 1124 00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:10,940 It could have went differently. 1125 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,900 You could have been taking part four. 1126 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,860 And that's what it felt like. 1127 00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:16,380 And that's when I was starting to say, 1128 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:18,620 I probably need to chill out a little bit 1129 00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:19,660 with my adventures. 1130 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:20,740 No, I should have went. 1131 00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:21,940 I should have went. 1132 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,060 But I felt like they were going to charge me what? 1133 00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:25,500 20 just to take the ride. 1134 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,060 I'm like, come on man. 1135 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:28,660 Well, I was paying for it. 1136 00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:30,220 It don't matter. 1137 00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:32,060 You gonna charge me $20 to ride? 1138 00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:33,300 I wanted you there. 1139 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,140 And. 1140 00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:35,380 I get that, I'm talking about the business. 1141 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:37,060 They were paying. 1142 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:39,820 Because you were paying for the Uber ride. 1143 00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,380 Like the shuttle ride. 1144 00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:42,820 That was that man's business. 1145 00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:44,340 That was his livelihood. 1146 00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:47,820 And because the man was so awesome. 1147 00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:49,340 He was worth the $20. 1148 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,660 He was worth it. 1149 00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:51,540 You're making me feel bad. 1150 00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:52,820 He was worth it. 1151 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:55,860 Cause he was sharing his life story with me. 1152 00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:56,860 Oh, he moved to Canada. 1153 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,700 Yep. 1154 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,220 He's gonna move to Canada. 1155 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:01,340 He's working on welding or something. 1156 00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:03,500 I remember you telling me about the guy. 1157 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,580 He was moving to Canada. 1158 00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:07,980 Shortly after we leave, he's leaving to go to Canada. 1159 00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:08,900 Yep. 1160 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:09,740 Great guy. 1161 00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:10,580 So. 1162 00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:11,740 Cool dude. 1163 00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:15,180 And I want to tell you the name of the company. 1164 00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:16,300 It's in your email? 1165 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,300 And I just realized, I don't remember. 1166 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:23,900 We'll dig it up and put it in the show notes. 1167 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:25,180 So everyone can read. 1168 00:43:25,180 --> 00:43:26,660 That name is coming you guys. 1169 00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:27,480 All right. 1170 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:32,020 So, Makalah comes back in one piece. 1171 00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:33,140 I was a little nervous. 1172 00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:33,980 Unscared. 1173 00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:38,020 And we're just chilling and we go eat lunch. 1174 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:41,500 And like I said, we're just lounging. 1175 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,580 And we totally forget. 1176 00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:44,700 We gotta get on the plane. 1177 00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,060 We gotta check out. 1178 00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:48,700 Like we just, like this day is never gonna end. 1179 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,340 So we had to rush back to the room. 1180 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:52,900 We had to throw our lunch down. 1181 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:53,940 We ate so fast. 1182 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:55,700 I ain't never ate that fast in my life. 1183 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,220 We had to go back to the room and pack our clothes. 1184 00:43:58,220 --> 00:43:59,380 We had to go down to the lobby 1185 00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:02,020 to make sure we had a shuttle back to the airport. 1186 00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,980 It was crazy. 1187 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,260 But that's how nice that place was. 1188 00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:06,420 You kind of lose track of time. 1189 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:08,540 I didn't want to leave. 1190 00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:10,740 But you know what's crazy though? 1191 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:14,340 We called a shuttle at one time and we were there. 1192 00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:16,180 Because you know my friend's family was there. 1193 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:19,700 So we were kind of chilling out with her aunt. 1194 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:20,540 Down the lobby. 1195 00:44:20,540 --> 00:44:21,380 And cousins. 1196 00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:23,460 And they were like, yeah I got a shuttle back to the airport. 1197 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:25,940 It was like an hour and a half after ours. 1198 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:29,500 Do you know that we were on the same flight? 1199 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,340 On the same flight. 1200 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:32,860 And I'm sitting here like hot diggity. 1201 00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:34,020 We sitting here rushing. 1202 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,980 Because we ate breakfast with the aunt too. 1203 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:40,140 We sitting here rushing to get to the ding dang airport. 1204 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:40,980 Could have rode with them. 1205 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,580 We could have just rode with y'all. 1206 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,420 Because we were on the same flight. 1207 00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:45,780 But they didn't know what flight they were on. 1208 00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:46,860 They didn't know what time they were leaving. 1209 00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,820 How you don't know? 1210 00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:50,380 But it worked out because Derek and I 1211 00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:53,380 had been sitting at that gate for two hours before they came. 1212 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:55,100 And we were able to save them some seats. 1213 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:57,060 So they were able to come in. 1214 00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:57,900 Thumbs up. 1215 00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:58,940 Thumbs up. 1216 00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,140 And have a seat to sit in. 1217 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:02,380 Because that gate got full. 1218 00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:03,580 Quick to Atlanta. 1219 00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:05,140 Yes, oh to Atlanta. 1220 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:07,460 And it was a full plane. 1221 00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:09,220 It was a full plane. 1222 00:45:09,220 --> 00:45:11,780 And Atlanta airport was full when we got there. 1223 00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:14,580 Let me tell y'all you couldn't tell me nothing 1224 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:16,140 about my global entry. 1225 00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:17,820 I'm gonna delete this whole part. 1226 00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:22,460 Because Derek, like I mentioned in the last episode, 1227 00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:25,940 Derek did not get his global entry card, okay? 1228 00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:27,500 I tried three times. 1229 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:32,340 He refused my phone calls and did not respond. 1230 00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:33,900 So here we go. 1231 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:36,580 We come up, you know, port of entry. 1232 00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:38,220 Going through customs. 1233 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:40,460 You gotta go through customs at your port of entry. 1234 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:42,620 And our port of entry was Atlanta. 1235 00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:45,700 The busiest airport in the world, okay? 1236 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:47,220 And I'm not exaggerating. 1237 00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:48,060 No. 1238 00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:48,980 So we get there. 1239 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:51,940 The room. 1240 00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,460 The room is like an auditorium. 1241 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,940 It's like a coliseum. 1242 00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:58,100 And it's full of people. 1243 00:45:58,100 --> 00:45:59,420 It's filled. 1244 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:03,500 And I remember, I have global entry. 1245 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,420 And so I'm like. 1246 00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:07,820 And our flight, our next flight leaves. 1247 00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:08,660 It was 45 minutes. 1248 00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:09,500 It was 45 minutes. 1249 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,340 It was 45 minutes. 1250 00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:11,180 45 minutes. 1251 00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:13,460 I just knew I was spending the night. 1252 00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:14,300 I ain't gonna lie. 1253 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:15,140 I've already told Derek. 1254 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,780 Because you know, my petty, I'm super petty. 1255 00:46:16,780 --> 00:46:18,380 And I admit it. 1256 00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:19,660 I told Derek. 1257 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:23,380 In the event that you missed the flight, 1258 00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:25,500 I will see you at home. 1259 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,460 I told him that because he should have got 1260 00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:28,380 his global entry. 1261 00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:29,460 He should have did it. 1262 00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:30,300 So maybe. 1263 00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:31,620 I was sweating like crazy. 1264 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:32,460 I was petty. 1265 00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:33,660 I recorded it. 1266 00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:36,020 And I was like, haha, bye. 1267 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:38,460 There was nobody in my line. 1268 00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:41,300 In my line, global entry, nobody. 1269 00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,300 Zero. 1270 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,580 There had to be. 1271 00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:46,940 It felt like it was like 5,000 people in front of me. 1272 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:48,060 That's what it felt like. 1273 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:51,460 And I was like, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. 1274 00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:55,980 And I never felt so alone in my life. 1275 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,300 And I was so mad at you. 1276 00:46:58,300 --> 00:46:59,140 I was talking crazy about you. 1277 00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:00,100 You should have been. 1278 00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:01,500 I was telling people around me. 1279 00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,460 Because they saw you walking. 1280 00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:05,420 And it was like, why you not going to, who's that? 1281 00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:06,260 That's my wife. 1282 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,220 She has global entry. 1283 00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:09,700 And she didn't fill out my paperwork. 1284 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:12,180 They was like, she didn't fill out your paperwork. 1285 00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:14,260 Like, no, she said she didn't know my information. 1286 00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:15,220 Ain't y'all married? 1287 00:47:15,220 --> 00:47:16,740 I'm like, yes. 1288 00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:18,420 Man, that's messed up. 1289 00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:19,860 I was like, I agree. 1290 00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:21,820 Everyone around me felt like you not filling out 1291 00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:22,660 my paperwork. 1292 00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:23,500 That's because you didn't tell them the whole story. 1293 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,420 I did tell them the whole story. 1294 00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:26,260 I said, she said she called me. 1295 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,580 And I said, I didn't answer because I work sometimes 1296 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,620 in West Virginia, I have zero service. 1297 00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:33,540 And I asked her, I said, did you call my other phone? 1298 00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:34,380 Because I have two phones. 1299 00:47:34,380 --> 00:47:37,020 She's like, nope, I just called the one. 1300 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,620 I was like, you just going to leave me hanging? 1301 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:42,400 Man, she had the world's largest smile on her face 1302 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,940 when she walked through global entry 1303 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:46,060 and see me standing at the long line. 1304 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:47,340 Hurt my soul. 1305 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:49,100 I'm going to tell you what I did. 1306 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,380 Okay, so I went through global entry. 1307 00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:52,340 I had enough time. 1308 00:47:52,340 --> 00:47:53,980 Because you know, when you go through your port of entry, 1309 00:47:53,980 --> 00:47:56,180 you got to go and reclaim your luggage. 1310 00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:58,660 You got to go back through TSA. 1311 00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:03,660 So, I had time to go. 1312 00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:06,020 You had time, you went to Buckhead, 1313 00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:07,460 you went to Lennox Mall. 1314 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:11,960 Listen to this, I had time to walk at a leisurely pace. 1315 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:15,180 I got a whole meal. 1316 00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:16,100 She went to go get something to eat. 1317 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,860 I went and ate it. 1318 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,280 I was able to sit. 1319 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,340 And I had a whole conversation with someone at the gate. 1320 00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:24,320 I went to the restroom. 1321 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,060 I was able to come back. 1322 00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:28,620 She texting me, you made it through yet? 1323 00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:33,460 Derrick arrived right when we were boarding. 1324 00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:34,940 They about to pull off. 1325 00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:38,340 I'm just not going through and making it to the gate. 1326 00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:42,020 It's not funny, but the only reason why I could laugh 1327 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:44,340 because Derrick had over three months 1328 00:48:44,340 --> 00:48:45,820 to get his global entry. 1329 00:48:45,820 --> 00:48:47,500 And I don't know why he didn't. 1330 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:49,380 Because he told me. 1331 00:48:49,380 --> 00:48:52,260 Look, I told Derrick to do it in Spain. 1332 00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:56,720 I said, do it in Spain so that when we arrive in Chicago, 1333 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,180 you can just get it then. 1334 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,340 He still didn't do it. 1335 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,980 You didn't tell me to do it. 1336 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:04,340 So hey, he got what we pay for. 1337 00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:07,140 And I said, look, I bet you next time. 1338 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:07,980 Yes, I am. 1339 00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:11,380 Because I knew Atlanta was gonna be a mess 1340 00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:14,740 because we went to Guatemala a while ago. 1341 00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:16,580 And it was miserable. 1342 00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:17,420 It was a mess then. 1343 00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:19,500 And I knew then from that experience, 1344 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:22,460 I knew I'm getting global entry. 1345 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,180 Man, I still have a vision of walking around that corner 1346 00:49:25,180 --> 00:49:27,540 through customs and I walk around that corner 1347 00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:28,980 and I see all those people. 1348 00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:32,220 And then all those people turned and looked at me. 1349 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:33,420 I was like, oh no. 1350 00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:34,660 You know what it felt like? 1351 00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:35,500 What? 1352 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,260 It felt like one of them zombie apocalypse movies 1353 00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:39,940 when everybody's trying to get into a coliseum for safety. 1354 00:49:39,940 --> 00:49:42,820 Yeah, everybody's pushing, let me in. 1355 00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:43,660 That's what it felt like. 1356 00:49:43,660 --> 00:49:45,100 I have the proper purple work. 1357 00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:45,940 That's what it felt like. 1358 00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:46,780 That's what it felt like. 1359 00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:48,860 It felt like I am a legend. 1360 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,700 You remember saying I am a legend when they try to get. 1361 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:51,540 That's what it felt like. 1362 00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:52,380 That's what it felt like, all those people. 1363 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,220 Let me see your eyes. 1364 00:49:53,220 --> 00:49:54,040 Let me see your eyes. 1365 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:54,880 I'm like, oh no. 1366 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,020 And you just walk and laugh. 1367 00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,480 He he he he he. 1368 00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,460 Oh, it was funny. 1369 00:49:58,460 --> 00:49:59,460 I see you at the gate. 1370 00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:02,380 He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. 1371 00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:04,140 I had a nice fish sandwich too. 1372 00:50:04,140 --> 00:50:06,100 It looked like you was skipping when you walked past. 1373 00:50:06,100 --> 00:50:08,500 I was so, I wanted to trip you. 1374 00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:09,580 I wanted to trip you, man. 1375 00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:10,420 I'm like. 1376 00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:11,820 Oh, tell him about what you wanted to do 1377 00:50:11,820 --> 00:50:13,580 and what you could have held me up. 1378 00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:15,180 Oh my goodness. 1379 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,340 Was it hold your passport? 1380 00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:19,740 I was hoping. 1381 00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:22,540 I was like, I was like, man, 1382 00:50:22,540 --> 00:50:24,300 I wish I would have had a passport 1383 00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:25,380 and she couldn't get through. 1384 00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:28,180 No, cause you said five minutes after I went through, 1385 00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:29,860 they said global entry was closed or something. 1386 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:30,700 Oh yes. 1387 00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:32,500 I forgot about that one. 1388 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,740 Yeah, I was thinking, I was like, 1389 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:35,520 I should have told Mikala to just stand over here 1390 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,320 and talk with me for like five, 10 minutes 1391 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,620 because I promise the moment she goes through global entry, 1392 00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:45,300 five minutes later, they say, 1393 00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:49,100 announcement global entry is now closed. 1394 00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:51,020 I'm like, oh man, I should have made her 1395 00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:52,140 stand over here with me. 1396 00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:54,220 You would have lost your mind 1397 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:55,620 if you'd been standing beside me 1398 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,260 and global entry closed. 1399 00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,260 You probably would have, 1400 00:50:58,260 --> 00:51:00,700 ooh, would have gotten the fight in the airport. 1401 00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:03,980 I was like, oh man, I missed my chance. 1402 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:04,820 I would have definitely kicked your foot. 1403 00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:05,740 Oh my God. 1404 00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:08,260 So next time I'm gonna hold you up. 1405 00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:09,780 No, next time I'm gonna have my global entry. 1406 00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:10,620 What am I talking about? 1407 00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:11,440 You better, you need to get it. 1408 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,280 I'm gonna go ahead and make that happen. 1409 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,980 Pay that $100 because global entry covers TSA PreCheck. 1410 00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:18,940 And there's no point of buying TSA PreCheck at 70, 1411 00:51:18,940 --> 00:51:19,780 I think it's. 1412 00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:20,620 75. 1413 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:22,260 $75, you might as well pay that extra 25 1414 00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:23,100 and get global entry. 1415 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:24,460 And it lasts what, five years? 1416 00:51:24,460 --> 00:51:25,300 Five years. 1417 00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:26,180 Five years, you're good to go. 1418 00:51:26,180 --> 00:51:27,020 Yep. 1419 00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:27,860 You're good to go. 1420 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:30,380 So that's pretty much our Atlanta trip. 1421 00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:32,220 Oh, I'm sorry, our Jamaica trip. 1422 00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:33,260 Yeah. 1423 00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:36,660 So that is it for this episode, guys. 1424 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:37,580 Thanks for joining us. 1425 00:51:37,580 --> 00:51:38,580 I'm Derrick. 1426 00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:39,800 And Makyla. 1427 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,640 Later. 1428 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:45,640 Ooh, if you made it this far, you are the true champion. 1429 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:49,180 You could have been anywhere, doing anything, 1430 00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:51,660 but you instead chose to spend your time with us. 1431 00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,340 And for that, we say thank you. 1432 00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:54,420 Thank you. 1433 00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:55,260 I'm Derrick. 1434 00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:56,540 I'm Makyla. 1435 00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:58,380 Rate, like, and subscribe. 1436 00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:00,860 Do good, be good. 1437 00:52:00,860 --> 00:52:26,820 Until next time.