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What's up y'all?

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Thanks for joining the Travel Tales and Talk podcast with Derek and Makayla.

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I'm Derek.

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I'm Makayla.

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Thanks for listening and enjoy the show.

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And we're back, episode six, The Spanish Departure.

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We're about to head back home from España.

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It's been about eight, nine days in Spain.

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Close to ten.

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April 14th is when we landed.

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We departed on April 13th and we're headed back and we leave out April 22nd to get back

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to the States.

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But we're leaving Sevilla via high speed train back to Madrid.

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We're going back to Madrid.

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So we went back to Madrid for a couple of reasons.

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What were those reasons?

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You wanted to go to this soccer game.

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Don't put it all on me.

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You know you did.

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I had already been to Madrid quite a few times.

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I didn't need to go another time.

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Oh man, yes.

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So we're headed back to Madrid because I want to watch La Liga soccer slash football, which

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got shifted not once but twice.

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And then the third time, cost was just outrageous.

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I couldn't do the cost of that final soccer match.

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How much did it cost?

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Well if you want to talk about nosebleeds, nosebleeds started out about $1,200 per person.

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And then if you want to go down a level, you're looking at about $1,700 and up.

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You could have went.

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No ma'am.

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I told you to go by yourself.

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I couldn't do it.

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I can't do that.

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Something in my soul won't allow me to do that.

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My spirit will say, no sir, we're not doing that.

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And then if you want to get further down, you want to get closer to the field, you're

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looking at about, cheapest ticket I saw was like 4,000 euros.

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That's per person.

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Okay.

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Can't do it.

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And then the other reason why is leaving from Sevilla to Madrid, back to the States, that's

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an extra 300 bucks on that flight.

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So it would end up being what I think $1,100 per person round trip if we would have left

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from Sevilla, which would have took us back to Madrid anyway.

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Madrid was the layover.

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Madrid was the layover.

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And yeah, so we're headed back to Madrid.

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And we're staying in a different hotel.

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And I actually like this hotel.

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It was in the swanky part of town.

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And maybe the rich part of Madrid, because it looked really nice.

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You had those exclusive high rise apartments.

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We were next door to this university.

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Can't remember the name of the university.

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They had a mall.

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It was like for us like Germantown or something.

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Being from Memphis is what it felt like.

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We were in the affluent suburb of Madrid.

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And the design of the hotel was pretty cool too.

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You really couldn't tell it was a hotel.

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It was just a well designed hotel.

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And those people, I am a platinum member of Hilton.

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And they wouldn't let us have breakfast or check in early.

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Oh, I didn't think about that.

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You're right.

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I felt some kind of way about that.

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She was like, your check in starts at 3 o'clock.

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We arrive at about 9, 10.

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And she was like, no, we're having breakfast now.

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But you're officially not a guest.

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She said, tomorrow you can get breakfast.

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So I was like, oh, OK.

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I guess my diamond status didn't mean anything in Spain.

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Not in Spain.

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They were not impressed.

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Nope.

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But that's OK.

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That's OK.

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Because we did get breakfast the next day.

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And it was well worth the wait.

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It was delicious.

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And you know, my thing is wherever we go, I have to be the first one there because.

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Always.

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Ever since I saw this woman take with her naked hand a piece of bacon out of the tray,

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just pick it up with her hand.

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She don't need no tongs.

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Didn't use any tongs.

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And I just, ever since then, I was like, you know what?

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Actually it was ever since COVID.

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I've been real funny about it.

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But that happened a couple of months ago.

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You're the first in line.

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I get up.

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I set my alarm.

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Sometimes I call the front desk and ask them to call me.

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And I go down there.

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And this particular day, I actually woke up London Rose.

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I'm like, yo, we got a breakfast a la CES.

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Get up.

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And we were down there.

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And it was we weren't even the first.

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We weren't even the first ones.

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It's crazy.

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People probably think you kidding, but she's dead serious.

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She's going to be the first person down there.

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Sometimes I'm down there watching the people put the food out.

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I don't play.

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Because I need to know, are you going to cough and not cover your mouth?

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Or are you going to cough?

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In Spain, they're real good about coughing into their hands.

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And then touching everything.

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Touch everything.

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You know, when we were little, that was the way to go.

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But then we realized you're putting the germs into your hands and you're sharing it.

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And you're sharing it to everyone.

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So I was like, man.

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But I'm telling you guys, that breakfast was so good.

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Everything was delicious.

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I didn't get a chance.

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They had just options, just different types of meats and pastries and fruits.

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You name it.

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Well, no, because a lot of the food I never seen before.

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I didn't get breakfast.

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Well, he didn't get up.

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You didn't wake me up.

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Whatever.

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You gave me that little fake nudge.

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Daryl, Daryl.

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I tell everybody when I find out when is breakfast and I set my alarms and I let everybody in

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the room know, hey, you know.

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I'm getting up.

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I'm getting breakfast.

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And she's true to her word.

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She's up.

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He didn't get up.

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I was like, dang.

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I don't play.

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Then he come back to the room telling me all about it.

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It was so good.

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You should have had breakfast.

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It was so good.

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It was so good.

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I was like, what?

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That smells.

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Did you bring me a plate?

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We couldn't take it.

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You better go down and get your own.

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So we want to keep going about the breakfast.

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No, no, no.

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The breakfast, just the breakfast was delicious.

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So I want to go back to the day that we arrived in Madrid and the lady was like, no breakfast

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for you tomorrow when you're an on purpose guest.

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We're trying to check in.

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So I was like, okay.

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You're not hurting my feelings.

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All I'm going to do is I'm going to whip out this itinerary that I pulled up on this

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train and we about to hit the road.

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That's because my soccer match got postponed.

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So Mekyla to the rescue with her plans.

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Sure did.

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And that hour and a half long train ride, I was writing down ideas.

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You were putting your pen to work.

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I sure was.

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And the first step was the Royal Palace.

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The Royal Palace.

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The Royal Palace is an amazing building.

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That place is super massive.

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It's kind of Oric Hill for that place to be that large.

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It's probably five people who actually would live there plus all the servants.

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I think it's the largest palace in Europe.

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No doubt.

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But the thing about it, the Royal family no longer lives there.

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They use it for like formal things.

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Formal things.

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But they don't live in it anymore.

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They used to, you know, but not anymore, which is like, oh.

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It is massive.

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It is massive.

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It is massive.

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And we did a tour and we saw probably what, 5% of it.

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So much to see.

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It was room after room after room.

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But one thing about the Royal Palace, I do have a regret.

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What is that?

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Is that we didn't get our tickets beforehand.

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Oh, standing in line.

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We stood in line every bit of an hour.

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It was a long line.

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It stretched from that entrance to the other building, which is maybe 200 yards apart.

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It was about close to a football field length.

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Maybe a little longer than that.

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I think it was longer than that.

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And so there were two lines.

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There was a line for those with, actually there were three.

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There was three lines.

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There was a line for tours.

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Guided tours.

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Guided tours.

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And get this, y'all.

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Eric and I were in this line, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

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Guy comes up, hey, I'm offering tours.

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You get to skip the line.

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I'm like, no, no, we're good.

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My tail should have just went on and did it.

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Because when he walked away, that's when our hour long wait started.

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Began.

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So we could have skipped all that and went on in.

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So there's three lines.

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There's guided tours along with tour groups.

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Then there's the line for people with tickets.

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So you get your tickets online.

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Online.

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And then there's us.

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Trying to buy tickets at the door.

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Those who are going to buy it on the spot.

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And man, if you ever want to go to the Royal Palace in Madrid, which is worth it, buy your

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tickets in advance.

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Get them online.

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Because we stood in line so long that we were able to visit, there's a church in the same

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little courtyard.

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London Rose and I were able to go walk around the church.

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I had to stand in line to hold our place.

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Sure did.

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You're a beast of burden.

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It was beautiful.

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Another cathedral.

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Beautiful cathedral.

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And even with us walking around there, seeing everything in that cathedral, we still had

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to come out and stand in line.

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Stand in line.

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About another 30 minutes.

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And it felt like the line didn't even move while y'all were going.

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I was like, what is going on?

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Next time we're buying our tickets online.

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But this was an impromptu trip.

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So we go now.

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Get them online.

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Well, we were in Spain a few years ago and we went to the Royal Palace and it happened

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to be closed.

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So it's like we just can't get it together.

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We finally got in and I was very impressed with when we walked in to the left, they had

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all the old gear for the army in there.

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The armory.

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Man, the armory room.

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It's crazy.

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If you are a Game of Thrones fan, it just feels like-

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Just medieval.

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Just a medieval fan.

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But it just feels like you're walking around the armory of King's Landing.

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They had all these horse skeleton-like, well, they were fully-

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Yeah.

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Mannequins.

268
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Mannequins.

269
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Horse mannequins that were wearing the armor.

270
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Yeah, of the day.

271
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Yeah, so they had armor for, of course, the soldiers and then they had the armor for the

272
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horses.

273
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They even had armor for the dogs.

274
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The armor for the dogs was the one.

275
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And I was like, check this out.

276
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So we're talking about-

277
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You never think about that.

278
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They had dogs in war.

279
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We have dogs in war now.

280
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So I guess dogs have been a part of war for a long time.

281
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Yeah.

282
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That's crazy.

283
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They had shields, helmets-

284
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Everything.

285
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... breastplates-

286
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Body armor.

287
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... faceplates.

288
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Faceplates, everything.

289
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All the animals involved.

290
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:49,680
All the animals involved.

291
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And it was just this huge room and it was just, it was beautiful.

292
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It was a beautiful display.

293
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,520
Yeah.

294
00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:01,800
You know, considering the type of room we were walking around, you know, agents of death.

295
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,800
Yeah, yeah.

296
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,800
You think about it, but-

297
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,800
Yeah, agents of chaos.

298
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:06,800
Yeah.

299
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And-

300
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,800
It was mind-blowing.

301
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I had never, I've never seen that before.

302
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,800
Yeah.

303
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,120
You know, just, I mean, that stuff had to weigh a ton.

304
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:21,480
And you're trying to fight somebody wearing a metal suit with this giant sword.

305
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,480
And chain mail.

306
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,480
And chain mail.

307
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I'm like, good grief.

308
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,480
And you know, they're tiny people.

309
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,480
Yeah.

310
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,480
Like then, back then they were tiny.

311
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Could you imagine?

312
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:34,080
And it couldn't have been molded to each individual.

313
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,640
It was probably like one size fits most.

314
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,160
So some dudes had to be uncomfortable.

315
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:44,640
I don't know, but it was a lot.

316
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,780
It was crazy.

317
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:51,360
So going into the Royal Palace, what you can expect to see is, you know, the armory and

318
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,960
also like all of the rooms-

319
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,520
All the rooms.

320
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,760
That were used.

321
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All of the gold.

322
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:01,760
Gold rooms.

323
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:02,760
They gold-plated everything.

324
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,200
Just like rooms we just didn't know.

325
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,040
Here's room, it's blue.

326
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,040
You know what it felt like?

327
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,280
If you've ever been to the White House and seen the rooms in the White House?

328
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,280
Never been.

329
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:17,160
It feels a lot like that when you just go from room to room to room.

330
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:21,200
But the thing about in the White House, the White House has some rooms that you can't

331
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,200
enter.

332
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,520
They're just kind of roped off and you have to stand in the door and just peek in.

333
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:30,080
There, you're able to enter all of the rooms.

334
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,840
You know, you walk through, but of course-

335
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,240
Some things are roped off.

336
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,480
Yeah, some parts are roped off.

337
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,720
And one thing that I noticed were all the busts.

338
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,720
Yes.

339
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,720
Yes, they had a bunch of them.

340
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,720
They had a lot of busts.

341
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,440
Every room had at least one.

342
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,440
Yeah.

343
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:51,120
I was motivated after that trip to go home and I bought another bust.

344
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,360
I have three busts in our house.

345
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,560
I'm obsessed with busts.

346
00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:03,320
And then they had these really, really extremely tall ceilings that reached to the heavens

347
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,680
and they were coated in gold.

348
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,160
It's like everything was coated in gold.

349
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,160
Yeah, opulence.

350
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,840
It just blows my mind how much they wasted all their gold.

351
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,920
I think that's wasteful.

352
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,400
But that's how they did it back then.

353
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:22,260
And in true European form, the ceilings were breathtaking.

354
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,440
Every room had an elaborate ceiling.

355
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,440
Yes, they did.

356
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,440
They did.

357
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:30,040
I really wish I had listened to the tour guide and got the-

358
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,040
Got the guided tour.

359
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:35,800
Got the story of the ceiling.

360
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,800
That is a regret.

361
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,800
Yeah.

362
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,800
We should have done that.

363
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:44,640
But with the molding and the paintings and it was just beautiful.

364
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,320
Just the attention to detail.

365
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,320
And the people.

366
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,560
So each room was endorsed by a person, I guess.

367
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,920
I don't know how they did it.

368
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:57,120
Each room was like the St. George room and you would see his bust in there.

369
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,360
I thought that was pretty cool.

370
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:03,680
And then we walked in this room that had that really long table that little dinner table

371
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,880
was like nine miles long.

372
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,960
They still hold events in that room.

373
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:13,280
And that's just nuts.

374
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,800
You know what that house was given?

375
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,800
What?

376
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,800
It was given Bridgerton.

377
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,880
I don't know what that is.

378
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:18,880
The Queen's Palace.

379
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,880
Oh, that thing.

380
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,880
Is that Netflix?

381
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,880
Yes.

382
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,880
Yeah, okay.

383
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,880
That's your thing.

384
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,880
That's what it felt like.

385
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,760
Queen Charlotte's house.

386
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760
That's European.

387
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,560
So that's right in line.

388
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,640
That's right in line with the European.

389
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:37,320
Yeah, because even the throne room, it was really nice.

390
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,320
But the weird thing with the throne room is like when you enter it, you enter it from

391
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:47,880
the side and they rope it off so you don't get a direct view of the thrones.

392
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,880
You kind of lean over the rope.

393
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,880
Oh, you know I was leaning to.

394
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:50,880
Leaning over the rope trying to take selfies.

395
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,880
I sure was.

396
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:52,880
You already know.

397
00:15:52,880 --> 00:16:01,160
So you get like a profile view of the thrones unless you walk to the back of the room and

398
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,480
then you can kind of get an angled view.

399
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,480
That's the only thing.

400
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,280
It's like, oh, y'all should rope it differently.

401
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:10,560
They should rope it to where you can walk in front of it.

402
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,560
Yeah.

403
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,560
Yeah.

404
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,000
Because from the sides, you can't take those Instagram photographs.

405
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
They don't care.

406
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,080
Like, ah, you ain't been a touch our royal thrones.

407
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,600
This one group, you remember you took pictures of those one group.

408
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,880
Dude's leaning all over.

409
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,120
Okay, can you take it right here?

410
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,120
I got his shot too.

411
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,120
You got his shot.

412
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,120
He was very pleased.

413
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,120
He was pleased.

414
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,720
He was very pleased with your shot.

415
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,400
Man, that was a lot of walking too.

416
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,400
That place is enormous.

417
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,480
We went to the, what is that?

418
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:45,640
When you first walk in and you're going up the steps, like when we first walk in and

419
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,640
they had, what was it?

420
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,920
Like a little museum in there.

421
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,920
Yeah.

422
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,920
Yeah.

423
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:51,920
Like an art gallery.

424
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,640
Now, one thing I did, I'm going to let you guys know, if you guys have children like

425
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,600
we do that still walk around with stuffed dolls.

426
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,600
Can't do it.

427
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:05,160
I remember one of those had this doggone Koopsta, not a Koopsta, who was this guy?

428
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,160
Bowser.

429
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,160
Bowser.

430
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,160
You had to put Bowser in a locker.

431
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,720
The dude was like, you can't have that.

432
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,720
You can't have that in here.

433
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,720
She was looking at him like, but it's my plushie.

434
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,720
But this is my plushie.

435
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,600
He was like, you got to put that in a locker.

436
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,560
I don't care what you think.

437
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:23,480
And it just so happens as we was walking over to a locker, I asked someone else and they

438
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,480
was like, oh yeah, that's fine.

439
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,480
Yeah.

440
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,480
And so she got to keep her plushie.

441
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,440
He was just being a jerk.

442
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:33,200
I just think he probably thought it was a backpack because it was so big.

443
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,200
Yeah.

444
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,200
That is a big plushie.

445
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:39,440
And she's 11, so he's probably like, why is she holding it?

446
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,440
Yeah.

447
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,440
Anyway.

448
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:49,680
So from the palace, we go back to our favorite spots, Plaza de Miura and then there rose

449
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:55,480
her the greatest restaurant on planet earth, Kauai Cafe.

450
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,800
She could not get enough of that place.

451
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,960
But I see why it's pretty appealing.

452
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,600
They have a nice vibe in there for kids and adults.

453
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:08,240
So I like when you have to put on your ears, your little ears.

454
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,360
No, they go all out and she really loves that.

455
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,320
And your bear pancakes.

456
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,320
And the pancakes.

457
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,320
What did she get?

458
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,320
She got pancakes again?

459
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,320
She got pancakes again.

460
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,320
Yeah.

461
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,320
She got the colorful pancakes.

462
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,840
And I got like some green juice.

463
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,840
Yes.

464
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,840
That wasn't good, was it?

465
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,840
It was good.

466
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:26,840
Okay.

467
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,800
I don't think green juice at all is good.

468
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800
And blue.

469
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800
Somebody at the table had blue.

470
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,800
I think.

471
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,800
It was London Rose.

472
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,800
Oh yeah.

473
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,800
I had a Pepsi.

474
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800
Boring.

475
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800
Yeah, I was boring.

476
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,400
I couldn't take, I was saving for our restaurant.

477
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,400
Oh yeah.

478
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,400
In the market.

479
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,400
Oh yeah.

480
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,400
We went back.

481
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,400
Mercado San Miguel.

482
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,400
We went back to get seconds.

483
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,400
Chorizo.

484
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,400
That's how good it was.

485
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,400
We went back.

486
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,160
We made a special trip back from Sevilla to get seconds.

487
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,400
And get our chorizo in the wooden bowl and the wooden fork.

488
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,400
Yes.

489
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,400
Yes.

490
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,400
Oh yeah.

491
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,400
It was delicious.

492
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,680
And yeah, so we're back there.

493
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,160
We didn't do anything crazy.

494
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,160
No.

495
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,160
After that.

496
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,480
We ate, walked around a little bit.

497
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,960
You stopped at the shoe store.

498
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,960
Yes.

499
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:10,960
We looked around.

500
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,920
Oh, we looked around the shoe store.

501
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,080
And we looked around in a store that sold rubber duckies.

502
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,080
Rubber duckies.

503
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,080
Like all types of rubber.

504
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,040
They had a Jason rubber ducky.

505
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,200
They had a doggone Chucky rubber ducky.

506
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,200
Who else did they have?

507
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,200
Anything.

508
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,680
They had a LeBron James rubber ducky.

509
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,680
Which is crazy.

510
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,400
I thought, why are we stopping in here?

511
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,880
It was so many people in there.

512
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,880
Yes.

513
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,880
Buying rubber duckies.

514
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,880
Because it's random.

515
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,880
It is so random.

516
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:40,280
You guys, you don't know how bad I wanted to buy the R2D2 rubber ducky.

517
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,280
And I should have.

518
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,440
Because I have not seen one like that since.

519
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,700
We should have bought some ducks.

520
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,700
We should have.

521
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,560
And I'm not even into rubber duckies like that.

522
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,560
But somebody is.

523
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,560
They have a store on a main street.

524
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,920
And they're a nice size rubber ducky.

525
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,280
I think they're pretty, what, three for 12?

526
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,280
Yeah.

527
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,960
I don't know what you do with those rubber duckies.

528
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,960
But they were cool.

529
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,960
They were really cool.

530
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,520
The next time we go, we're going to have to go to the rubber ducky store.

531
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,520
And some sabatos.

532
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,600
Those shoes were nice.

533
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,600
They were.

534
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,600
They were a little.

535
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,600
Expensive though.

536
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,600
They were muy caro.

537
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,840
I think they were 150.

538
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:14,840
For some slides.

539
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,840
Yeah.

540
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,840
150.

541
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,840
And these were aeros.

542
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,840
So you know an aeros.

543
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,840
It's more than a US dollar.

544
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,840
Yes.

545
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,520
It's like, nah, we're not doing that for some slides.

546
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,520
I wanted to so bad.

547
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:29,240
I started to turn on my charm and be like, please, can you, let's just go on and get

548
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,240
it.

549
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,240
I had walked out the building.

550
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,240
When are we going to ever.

551
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,240
When are we going to see these.

552
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,240
We haven't seen these shoes.

553
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,120
Oh, we went to a bookstore as well.

554
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,120
A used bookstore.

555
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,120
Yeah.

556
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,120
Right outside Plaza Mallorca.

557
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,720
I was right next door to the soccer store.

558
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,720
Oh yeah.

559
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,720
We went to the soccer store.

560
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,720
Because I was feening for my soccer.

561
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,720
Lord.

562
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,720
Yeah, but the bookstore was nice.

563
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,000
You wanted to find.

564
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
What book were you looking for?

565
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
You were looking for.

566
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Just anything dealing with home decor.

567
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,840
I thought you were looking for a specific book.

568
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:55,840
Nope.

569
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,840
Okay.

570
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,840
I'm wrong.

571
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,840
Sorry.

572
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,360
But yeah, they were right next door to each other, which made it awesome.

573
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:05,080
So they had some cool shops on that street.

574
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,520
And that's at the Opera Stop on the Metro.

575
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,520
Yes.

576
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,520
Yep.

577
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,880
So the Opera Stop on the Metro, when you get off, you go to the left.

578
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,240
All those shops are down there.

579
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,840
The shoe store is on the left.

580
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,820
And you have to walk a block and make a right.

581
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:23,480
And then you'll find the soccer store and the bookstore.

582
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,720
So kind of have that memorized.

583
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:29,920
And then after that, we decided we had enough fun.

584
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,560
We had been in Spain at that point for almost 10 days.

585
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,320
And we just wanted to go back and relax.

586
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,320
Relax.

587
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,320
We were tired.

588
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,720
Because at that time, we officially had a room.

589
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,460
Oh, time out.

590
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,400
This whole time, I didn't have a voice.

591
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,480
Don't get me started.

592
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,560
I totally forgot about this part.

593
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,480
I lose my voice when we go to the palace, right?

594
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,480
That's when I start losing my voice.

595
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,480
I'm like, what's wrong with my voice?

596
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,200
You know, Derrick don't like to wash his hands.

597
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200
So he stay getting sick.

598
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
No, no, no.

599
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,240
He touch on everything, touch on every knob.

600
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,380
Usually when you get sick, it hurts when you swallow.

601
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:07,380
I had no pain.

602
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:08,380
I just, it hurt when I spoke.

603
00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:09,960
Oh, and we went to the pharmacy.

604
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960
Yeah.

605
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:15,440
Derrick and I actually went to the pharmacy in the Plaza Mayor.

606
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,600
And he got some medicine.

607
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,560
And that medicine was like, crack, wasn't it?

608
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,560
It worked right away, didn't it?

609
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,560
It cleared it right up.

610
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,560
Right up.

611
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,760
I'm like, what did they put in this stuff?

612
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,800
But yeah, so I lost my voice.

613
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,800
I didn't have a sore throat.

614
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,800
My throat didn't hurt.

615
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,800
It wasn't burning.

616
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,960
My voice just stopped working.

617
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:34,960
And they have this spray.

618
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,720
It was actually pretty good.

619
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,680
It tasted well, too.

620
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,960
And within, I started getting my voice back.

621
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:47,640
When we got back to the hotel, I started to get my voice back.

622
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,720
So I guess that's what, five hours?

623
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,720
It worked in five hours.

624
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,200
I got my voice back.

625
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:57,480
But yeah, I lost my voice for most of the day that day.

626
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,760
Well, we're back at the hotel.

627
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:05,320
No, we got to talk about when we tried to leave off the subway.

628
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,260
We had our red car.

629
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:10,960
We thought we was hot stuff with our red subway car.

630
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,120
Because that red car, we put 10 trips on there.

631
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,360
Yep, I forgot about that.

632
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,320
Do you remember how much you paid for each ticket?

633
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,720
I can't recall the price of each ticket.

634
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,480
It was a very affordable rate.

635
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,480
So you get 10 trips on this one red car.

636
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,640
And we get to this stop.

637
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,640
And we have to get off.

638
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,200
And we're thinking, oh, get off and change.

639
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,200
Change?

640
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,200
Change.

641
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,080
We're like, no, they're like, get off and exit the station.

642
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,160
And so we're scanning our thing.

643
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,800
And it's like, eh, eh.

644
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,800
And we're like, wait a minute.

645
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,920
I know we got rides on this thing.

646
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:54,600
And that's when we found out that we had exited the city center.

647
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,800
And our red cards are no longer valid.

648
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,160
We were in zone B1.

649
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,040
And our cards are valid in zone A.

650
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:08,640
And this has happened to me before when traveling abroad.

651
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:16,320
And usually, I would find someone that's about to buy a ticket.

652
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,320
And I just give them mine.

653
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,320
Someone's about to get on the train.

654
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,320
Like, hey.

655
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,320
Right.

656
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,640
And there was one lady with us that needed tickets.

657
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,240
And I told Derrick to give them to her.

658
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,560
And he, of course, don't want to listen to me.

659
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,040
And the lady walks off.

660
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,360
So we're sitting here.

661
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,640
We had like six rides on each card.

662
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,640
On each card.

663
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,640
Three cards.

664
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,040
18 rides.

665
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,880
And don't you know, we tried our best to give them to people.

666
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,880
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

667
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,240
We're like, yo, we don't want anything from you.

668
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,240
These are free.

669
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,240
I don't want them.

670
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,240
Nope, nope, nope.

671
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,240
It's a scam.

672
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,240
They are running from us.

673
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,520
And we're like.

674
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,560
You can have these.

675
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,440
Six rides on each one of these cards.

676
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,440
18.

677
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,560
We don't want anything from you.

678
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,960
Just take them.

679
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,960
And I felt so bad.

680
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:00,960
Because you know, all this is in Spanish.

681
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,960
I'm like, question.

682
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,960
I was like, is my Spanish not right?

683
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,960
Like, why are these folks running away from me?

684
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960
I'm trying to give them free train rides.

685
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960
And then we just ended up just keeping the tickets.

686
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,960
And then we left them in the hotel room with a note that says.

687
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,960
For housekeeping.

688
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,960
Yeah, for whoever.

689
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,960
18.

690
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:14,960
So when I travel and I have access to something, I always give it to the people at the hotel.

691
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,960
Because I know they're going to use it.

692
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,960
The lady, she's like, I'm going to use it.

693
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,960
And I'm like, I'm going to use it.

694
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,960
And she's like, I'm going to use it.

695
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,960
And I'm like, I'm going to use it.

696
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,960
And the lady, she would have used it.

697
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,960
I get it.

698
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,960
But I like doing this for the people at the hotel.

699
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,960
It's my form of tipping housekeeping.

700
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,960
OK.

701
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:39,960
All right.

702
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,960
So someone there got 18 trips.

703
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,960
So that was a good tip.

704
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,960
Oh, Lord.

705
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,960
OK.

706
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,960
And now it's time for us to go to the airport.

707
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:52,960
Can't do that.

708
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,960
Can't do that.

709
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,960
But we're at this hotel having a conversation about an upcoming event.

710
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,960
And you recall what I said?

711
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,960
When I get to Jamaica, I ain't doing nothing.

712
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,960
I'm doing a whole lot of nothing.

713
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,960
And while we're at this hotel, I saw you on your phone.

714
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,960
You were probably planning events, were you?

715
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,960
Were you not?

716
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,960
OK.

717
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,960
So let me fill you guys in.

718
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:27,960
So when we left, were scheduled to leave Madrid, we had a wedding to attend in Jamaica,

719
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,960
like four days later, three, four days later.

720
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:37,960
And so our last night in Madrid, Derek was talking about how he wasn't going to do nothing.

721
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,960
Well, I said it too.

722
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,960
I'm going to rest because we did so much.

723
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,960
We've been on the go, yada, yada, yada.

724
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960
And you know, you know, it is what it is.

725
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:53,960
So also, I had already started planning stuff to do in Jamaica before we even went to Madrid.

726
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,960
I knew it.

727
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,960
Before we went to Madrid.

728
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,960
You didn't tell me.

729
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,960
Because I did it all at the same time, simultaneously, you know.

730
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,960
So I had my plans.

731
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,960
It was only three things that I wanted to do in Jamaica.

732
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,960
And I was OK if I didn't get to do them.

733
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,960
I wanted to lay with you on the beach.

734
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:13,960
That was it.

735
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,960
Go to the wedding, lay with you.

736
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,960
That's all I wanted to do.

737
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,960
You had other plans.

738
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,960
Well, let's talk about Madrid.

739
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,960
So that night passed really, really well.

740
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,960
We got up early the next morning.

741
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,960
You had your amazing breakfast.

742
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,960
Oh, man, that breakfast was so good.

743
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,960
I'm picturing it in my mind, even the way they laid it all out.

744
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,960
OK, so let's get off of the breakfast.

745
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,960
So we made it to the airport.

746
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:47,960
And I was sad to learn that my global entry, TSA Pre-Check.

747
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,960
We almost didn't make it to the right terminal.

748
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,960
Yeah, TSA Pre-Check didn't quite work in Spain.

749
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,960
I don't think it works in Spain.

750
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,960
They don't really use it.

751
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,960
They don't use it in Jamaica either.

752
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,960
So Derek.

753
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,960
Are you talking about global entry?

754
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,960
No, that's when you entered the country, the United States.

755
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,960
So Derek, we get to customs.

756
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,960
And they look at London Rose passport.

757
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,960
They look at mine.

758
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,960
We get stamps.

759
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,960
And they get to Derek.

760
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,960
And they were like, Derek, step to the side.

761
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,960
And he was like, why?

762
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,960
What's going on?

763
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,960
Why I got to step to the side?

764
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,960
And they were like, how did you get into our country?

765
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,960
Because you don't have a stamp.

766
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,960
She asked me, you got another passport?

767
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,960
Oh, no, I just got the one.

768
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,960
So how did you get here?

769
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960
She was like, so how did you get in this country?

770
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:47,960
It's like with them, and then she kept flipping the pages.

771
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,960
And she called someone, too.

772
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,960
She kept looking.

773
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,960
She looked at me.

774
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,960
She got back, flipping the pages.

775
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,960
I was like, ooh, weesh.

776
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,960
They were about to make Derek stay.

777
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,960
And it would have broke my heart to have to get back on that plane without him.

778
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,960
I had let him know, Derek, anything go down.

779
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,960
We got to take separate flights.

780
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,960
The crazy part about it is you start walking away.

781
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,960
I'm like, hey, Macaulay, come back.

782
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,960
They're not going to let me come with y'all.

783
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,960
You just start easing off.

784
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,960
I'm like, hold up.

785
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,960
This woman's for real going to leave me.

786
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,960
I had to save my seat on the plane.

787
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,960
The plane wasn't going nowhere.

788
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,960
We were at the airport five hours early.

789
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,960
No mail.

790
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:29,960
Oh, man.

791
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:30,960
You're not going to leave you.

792
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,960
Yeah, I thought I was about to be detained.

793
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,960
I thought they were going to hold me.

794
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,960
Because she asked me a couple of times.

795
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,960
I came in the same time they came in.

796
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,960
You might need to check the tape.

797
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,960
I don't know what y'all do over here.

798
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,960
But yeah, when they got here, I got here.

799
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:52,960
And she said something about, well, you got to make sure you get your passport stamped.

800
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,960
On the way in.

801
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,960
I was like, I don't think that's my job.

802
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,960
And then I walked off.

803
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:00,960
Yeah.

804
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,960
Because it's not my job.

805
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,960
Yeah, because you know, it's different now.

806
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,960
There's countries that stamp and those that don't.

807
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,960
So we kind of, I don't know about you, but I don't know.

808
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,960
I don't know until I get there.

809
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:17,960
But I figured if your job is customs, you know to stamp every passport that comes through.

810
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,960
Because you do it at least eight hours a day.

811
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,960
So you almost got me detained, sir.

812
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:30,960
So as we're trying to walk to our gate, our passport gets checked about four times.

813
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960
Five more times.

814
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,960
It was a lot.

815
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:40,960
But then we get on the plane finally and we get up in the air and they wheel out the food.

816
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:51,960
You guys, I don't know what it is, but Iberia has some of the best airline food in the industry.

817
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:56,960
Yeah, so they rolled out these little sandwiches, right, that had chorizo on it.

818
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,960
And London Rose was like, I don't want it.

819
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,960
I don't want it because I take it.

820
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,960
And then she was like, wait, wait, wait, I do want one.

821
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,960
Because she saw the snack was a Kit Kat.

822
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,960
So she wanted to get the whole meal package so she can get that Kit Kat.

823
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,960
Man, I took her sandwich so fast.

824
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,960
It was so good.

825
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,960
It was delicious.

826
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,960
And it was literally just bread and meat.

827
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,960
I don't even think cheese was on it.

828
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,960
Yeah, cheese was on it.

829
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:24,960
Cheese was on it?

830
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,960
I didn't even taste the cheese because the meat was so good.

831
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,960
It was so good.

832
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,960
And it had like, pudding or something.

833
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,960
It was some type of pudding.

834
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,960
Everything was delicious.

835
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,960
I was like, you know what?

836
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,960
This is the way to fly.

837
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,960
I can only imagine what they're doing up there in first class.

838
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,960
We had them budget tickets.

839
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,960
First class, they probably had a shelf and everything up there.

840
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,960
We always fly on them budget rates.

841
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,960
Yeah, yeah, penny-pitched, baby.

842
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,960
But it was nice, though.

843
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,960
It was very, very nice.

844
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,960
Yeah.

845
00:31:53,960 --> 00:32:00,960
And so then when we landed, our first stop in the US was Chicago.

846
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,960
That was our port of entry.

847
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:08,960
So you all know that your port of entry is when you go through customs.

848
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,960
Right?

849
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:10,960
So our port of entry was Chicago.

850
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:19,960
And I have global entry, which global entry is basically TSA pre-check for international flights.

851
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,960
Why don't I have global entry?

852
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:31,960
And if you have the option to get TSA pre-check, what that allows you to do is to be able to go through TSA quickly,

853
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,960
because you would have already had an interview beforehand.

854
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,960
And then so now you're cleared to go through TSA.

855
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,960
You don't have to take off your shoes.

856
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,960
You don't have to take your computers out the bag.

857
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,960
It's like a fast pass.

858
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,960
Basically, it's a fast pass through TSA.

859
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:46,960
Through customs, yeah, TSA.

860
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:47,960
Through TSA.

861
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:52,960
And global entry is fast pass through customs.

862
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,960
Same thing, right?

863
00:32:53,960 --> 00:33:00,960
So our trips were starting in April.

864
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,960
And I started global entry like December, January, something like that.

865
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,960
You started for everybody.

866
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,960
And so I filled out minds.

867
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:10,960
I filled out learning roles.

868
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:15,960
When I got to Derek's, they were asking a lot of questions I didn't know the answer to.

869
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,960
So I would call Derek.

870
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,960
Derek wouldn't answer the phone.

871
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,960
You don't know your husband's information?

872
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,960
Anyways, I don't.

873
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,960
What's my first and last name?

874
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,960
I don't know your work info.

875
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,960
Baby.

876
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:31,960
So for global entry, they ask questions about your work information, past, previous addresses, and things like that.

877
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,960
Well, there was a time where Derek had to work in Louisiana.

878
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,960
And that fell within...

879
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:39,960
They wanted all that too?

880
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:45,960
They did, if that fell within the realm of the scope of the time.

881
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,960
So how many years they want out?

882
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,960
I don't remember, but I didn't have that address.

883
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:50,960
Gotcha.

884
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,960
And so I was calling Derek.

885
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,960
I didn't know that.

886
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:53,960
Derek wouldn't answer the phone.

887
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,960
And I tried that like three times.

888
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,960
And guess what I did?

889
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,960
After that, I sent him the link.

890
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,960
I said, yo, here's the link.

891
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,960
You know, sometimes my phone doesn't ring because I'm in those rural areas.

892
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,960
Probably.

893
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:07,960
But...

894
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,960
Did you call both my phones or just one?

895
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,960
So I sent him the link, let him know the fee was $100.

896
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,960
You know, we got to pay the $100.

897
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,960
I'm going to do it.

898
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960
I'm going to do it.

899
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,960
And before you know it, we flying to Spain and back and he never did it.

900
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,960
So, you know, I'm extra as heck.

901
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,960
So I'm going to milk it for what it's worth.

902
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:35,960
But poor London Rose, even though I did her global entry at the same time as mine, she never got her interview.

903
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,960
Wait, didn't you go to Huntsville with you?

904
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,960
She went to...

905
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,960
Oh, that's another thing.

906
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:48,960
So when you get global, when you sign up for global entry, they have to give you an interview for you to meet with the officials.

907
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,960
You bring your passports and all this kind of stuff.

908
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,960
Well, make sure you legit.

909
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,960
You have to, you know, pick a date.

910
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,960
And I didn't have any of...

911
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,960
There were no available dates.

912
00:34:58,960 --> 00:34:59,960
Here in Lexington?

913
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:05,960
There are, first of all, there are no meetings conducted in Lexington period.

914
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:12,960
I would have to go to Cincinnati or Louisville or Indianapolis, Indianapolis, Nashville is one.

915
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,960
So, you know, and I looked at that.

916
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,960
I even looked at Memphis.

917
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,960
Memphis had an opening the very next day.

918
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:24,960
And mind you, I did my online application like six at night.

919
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,960
There was no way I was going to be able to hop in my car and make it to this 8 a.m. meeting.

920
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,960
That would have been an awful ride.

921
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,960
Yeah. So Memphis was out.

922
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:40,960
But however, I had an opening in Huntsville and I was I was I have a friend in Huntsville that we we do something.

923
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,960
We do a second Christmas there.

924
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,960
So I was like, hey, we can do second Christmas and I can get my meeting.

925
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,960
And so that's what I did.

926
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:49,960
Went to second Christmas.

927
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:54,960
I had my meeting the whole time, still waiting for London Rose.

928
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:55,960
London Rose didn't get cleared.

929
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,960
So, you know, they do a background check on you.

930
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,960
For some reason, my 11 year old child could not get her background cleared.

931
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:09,960
I'm like, this girl, what's taking you because mine's my eye clear background.

932
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,960
I want to say the next day or the day after that, it was very quick for me.

933
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,960
So when you went to Huntsville, they didn't interview London Rose.

934
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,960
They did not.

935
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,960
Because she hadn't had a background check.

936
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:25,960
Right. She said in the room with us, but he said I can't interview her because we have a list and we have to stick to our list.

937
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,960
So she just sat there.

938
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:40,960
And then later on, we got an email stating that if you have not had a chance to interview, you can do it at your port of entry upon returning into the country.

939
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,960
So why would it take so long for her background check?

940
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,960
I have no idea.

941
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,960
Maybe London Rose, I don't know.

942
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:51,960
She's doing something like the dog.

943
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,960
She moonlighting, doing other stuff.

944
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,960
Who knows? Her fingerprint is somewhere.

945
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:02,960
So when we landed in Chicago, I went straight through.

946
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,960
Oh yes, I forgot about this part.

947
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,960
I went straight through.

948
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,960
They literally scanned my face and that was it.

949
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:10,960
I was done.

950
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,960
You were done.

951
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,960
So I went and got our luggage.

952
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,960
I made good use of it.

953
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,960
I didn't really rub it in their face.

954
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Yes, you did.

955
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,960
The whole time you were just looking and smiling.

956
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,960
No.

957
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:28,960
And that's when we found out that London Rose, she could do her interview.

958
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,960
So Derek just went through.

959
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:30,960
I was like, hey, did you get your global entry?

960
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:31,960
She was like, no.

961
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,960
I said, uh-uh-uh.

962
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Let's go back.

963
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,960
Go back.

964
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,960
I didn't know what they were talking about.

965
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,960
She did that already.

966
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,960
She went to Huntsville for that.

967
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,960
Yes, because they asked Derek about it because she popped up in their system.

968
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:50,960
Because get this, London Rose got cleared for global entry last night in Sevilla.

969
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:51,960
Okay.

970
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,960
Two nights before we left Spain, that's when her email cleared.

971
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:01,960
Now mind you, I put that application in three months prior, but it cleared while we were

972
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:02,960
in Spain.

973
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,960
Thank goodness.

974
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:04,960
Right.

975
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,960
I had no idea it cleared because I stopped checking.

976
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,960
So she went in.

977
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:09,960
She took her picture.

978
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,960
She did all her fingerprints.

979
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,960
She was good.

980
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,960
Now London Rose is officially- Global entry.

981
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,960
A global entry card carrier because her card came in the mail.

982
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,960
She's proud of it.

983
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,960
We're going to tell you another fun story about global entry.

984
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,960
Another episode.

985
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,960
What did she say the other day about her global entry?

986
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,960
What was the little joke she said?

987
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,960
That was today on our ride here.

988
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,960
What did she say?

989
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,960
I can't remember.

990
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,960
I don't forget, but she basically made a comment about-

991
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,960
Can we go ahead and use it so I don't have to stand in line or something?

992
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,960
Yes.

993
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,960
She wants to use her global entry.

994
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,960
She said, I don't have to stand in line with Papa no more.

995
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,960
I was like, what?

996
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:49,960
That's messed up.

997
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,960
I'm going to have to go ahead and get my global entry done.

998
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:59,960
I recommend, especially if you're coming in through a busy airport like Atlanta, Atlanta

999
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:00,960
Customs.

1000
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:01,960
Most definitely like Atlanta.

1001
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,960
I'll tell y'all what, next episode.

1002
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,960
We'll talk about it more in the next episode.

1003
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,960
All right.

1004
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,960
Oh, this might be crazy.

1005
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,960
I don't think you saw this because I was going through the non-global entry portion all by

1006
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,960
myself.

1007
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:18,960
Peasant.

1008
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,960
I was all by myself.

1009
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:27,960
In Chicago, O'Hare, they have this box that says, I think it's the marijuana MSD program.

1010
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,960
I'm thinking like, you've gone through security with your marijuana and then they want you

1011
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,960
to put it in this box?

1012
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,960
You can't even come to the airport with that.

1013
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,960
I didn't see that.

1014
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,960
I'm going to show it to you.

1015
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:39,960
I got a photo of that.

1016
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,960
Probably those that went through global entry past that box.

1017
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,960
Yeah, probably global entry folks.

1018
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:45,960
Screw you.

1019
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,960
All right, guys.

1020
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:47,960
Thanks for joining us.

1021
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:48,960
I'm Derrick.

1022
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,960
Makayla.

1023
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,960
We'll talk to y'all later.

1024
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,960
If you made it this far, you are the true champion.

1025
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:04,960
You could have been anywhere, doing anything, but you instead chose to spend your time with

1026
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,960
us.

1027
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:06,960
And for that, we say thank you.

1028
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,960
Thank you.

1029
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:08,960
I'm Derrick.

1030
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,960
I'm Makayla.

1031
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,160
Rate, like, and subscribe.

1032
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,480
Do good, be good.

1033
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:39,480
Until next time.

