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Please give it up for the 00:00:35.590 --> 00:00:37.270 100 people who were on in the first half, please. 00:00:39.810 --> 00:00:41.549 And are you ready for something a little bit 00:00:41.549 --> 00:00:44.909 different? We are going to do a fully improvised 00:00:44.909 --> 00:00:50.109 musical right now. And for that we have... We 00:00:50.109 --> 00:00:52.130 have two fantastic musicians. We have Eddie Goodwin 00:00:52.130 --> 00:00:57.070 on the piano. And we have Luke Barnard on the 00:00:57.070 --> 00:01:02.909 violin. So everything they do will be made up 00:01:02.909 --> 00:01:04.329 on the spot. Everything we do will be made up 00:01:04.329 --> 00:01:06.609 on the spot. But we also need a cast. So can 00:01:06.609 --> 00:01:08.450 you please welcome to the stage the cast of Dumbrag 00:01:08.450 --> 00:01:25.849 and the Improvised Musical! you'd like to see 00:01:25.849 --> 00:01:29.069 set in Dumbraken? In the Heights. The name of 00:01:29.069 --> 00:01:36.730 a musical that has never happened. The Mayor's 00:01:36.730 --> 00:01:42.450 Jamboree. The Mayor's Jamboree is good. Coco 00:01:42.450 --> 00:01:47.540 kills again. I do like the Mayor's Jamboree. 00:01:48.140 --> 00:01:50.780 We did an episode on his birthday. I don't know 00:01:50.780 --> 00:01:53.060 what the Jamboree will be, but that's very exciting. 00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:55.120 So the Mayor's Jamboree. We were going to ask 00:01:55.120 --> 00:01:58.159 for an event as well, but I think we've got all 00:01:58.159 --> 00:02:59.960 in one. So this is the Mayor's Jamboree. We stole 00:02:59.960 --> 00:03:05.620 plenty of them from the animals in the zoo Have 00:03:05.620 --> 00:04:37.550 you ever seen this man? the finest cut glory 00:04:37.550 --> 00:04:46.829 Oh, when I see the mayor's face I know that I'll 00:04:46.829 --> 00:04:52.430 have made my place to smile just like a child's 00:05:24.839 --> 00:05:29.120 We're on the town. God damn it! But he liked 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:36.560 the jam. I bought a jamboree. Of course, so long 00:05:36.560 --> 00:06:53.009 as some... If you have a job, I have a job. I 00:06:53.009 --> 00:06:57.550 know, but... You make the best forks. Thank you. 00:06:58.310 --> 00:07:02.930 Tasting forks. Thank you. Was that an insult? 00:07:04.189 --> 00:07:07.730 An insult? No, no, no, no. You need tasting forks 00:07:07.730 --> 00:07:10.110 if you're going to taste special jam. If you're 00:07:10.110 --> 00:07:13.089 going to taste... I was going to say any jam, 00:07:13.189 --> 00:07:18.490 but... I don't know. It's better for the finer 00:07:18.490 --> 00:07:24.009 things. I'm just worried that this batch won't 00:07:24.009 --> 00:07:25.970 be good enough for him. You know, he has such 00:07:25.970 --> 00:07:28.730 strong opinions on jam and other things, but 00:07:28.730 --> 00:07:31.730 one of them up there is jam. Well, look, we've 00:07:31.730 --> 00:07:37.430 gotten through... What? 300 tasting forks now, 00:07:37.529 --> 00:07:40.410 and the last three didn't have metal afterwards. 00:07:40.769 --> 00:07:42.649 They didn't leave it in your mouth. Yeah, I know. 00:07:42.810 --> 00:07:45.949 It didn't break away like the other ones. You 00:07:45.949 --> 00:07:50.120 know, my iron in my body... Yeah, it's shot up, 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:53.040 but it's worth it. I appreciate you taking on 00:07:53.040 --> 00:07:55.740 the task of eating it every time, but... You 00:07:55.740 --> 00:07:57.459 know, I'm willing to do that too sometimes, but 00:07:57.459 --> 00:07:59.540 I get that you're the boss and it's your decisions. 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:04.040 Oh, no. If it's what the mayor is going to experience, 00:08:04.339 --> 00:08:08.379 I wouldn't just spit out metal. I would swallow 00:08:08.379 --> 00:08:11.399 it just to know exactly how it feels. Yeah, I 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:27.290 would die for him. I saw his visage once in the 00:08:27.290 --> 00:08:31.930 puddle and then I stepped it in and lost the 00:08:31.930 --> 00:08:38.029 visage I lost him for a moment I lost my soul 00:08:38.029 --> 00:08:44.929 I missed my chance to be whole I don't know what 00:08:44.929 --> 00:08:50.730 I'd do if I didn't have him as mayor as mayor 00:08:50.730 --> 00:09:06.789 I don't know The mayor, he was there when I first 00:09:06.789 --> 00:09:15.470 tasted jam. It was a special experience, I was 00:09:15.470 --> 00:09:21.029 fine. But right then, I became unbanned. Every 00:09:21.029 --> 00:09:40.830 time I taste something of jam. I can see him 00:09:40.830 --> 00:10:38.570 every day! I don't know! The luck, the luck will 00:10:38.570 --> 00:11:09.299 say it all once he tastes the gem. I don't know 00:11:36.769 --> 00:12:38.730 You should be. We play state fairs, quinceañeras. 00:12:38.769 --> 00:12:42.250 Uh, bar mitzvahs. Bachelor parties, bachelorette 00:12:42.250 --> 00:12:47.730 parties. Girl bachelor parties. Yeah. We do it 00:12:47.730 --> 00:12:51.409 all. Oh, we do Christmas. Yeah. One time we did 00:12:51.409 --> 00:15:10.500 it on Christmas. Oh it's an audition! to us. 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:12.320 You know what? Sometimes if we just show you 00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:14.399 what we do, you'll spread the word around town 00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:18.179 and it'll catch on like hotcakes. Yeah, yeah, 00:15:18.220 --> 00:15:22.080 absolutely. But real quick, we'll pick it up 00:15:22.080 --> 00:18:03.500 a pace because what we do is real. Are you a 00:18:03.500 --> 00:18:06.500 jamboree? Oh, God, you booked such a good... 00:18:06.500 --> 00:18:11.660 Oh, my God, I'm so... Sharif, thank you. I just, 00:18:11.720 --> 00:19:06.279 I feel so celebrated. requesting some crocodiles 00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:09.480 and I know that you have... All the money. They 00:19:09.480 --> 00:19:12.900 can have all the money. Everybody. It's just 00:19:12.900 --> 00:19:15.539 that they have been looking for some crocodiles 00:19:15.539 --> 00:19:18.299 and I know that you have your own personal collection, 00:19:18.619 --> 00:19:23.799 you know, under the trap door for the bad people. 00:19:23.819 --> 00:19:32.269 For my all times. Yeah! time. My time's when 00:19:32.269 --> 00:19:37.349 I go down to the crocodiles and I go, oh! So 00:19:37.349 --> 00:19:42.089 it's just obviously that the town doesn't know 00:19:42.089 --> 00:19:46.950 about the crocodiles but these No, the town doesn't 00:19:46.950 --> 00:19:50.289 know about the crocodiles. But these very handsome 00:19:50.289 --> 00:19:54.750 gentlemen who dance in squares were hoping that 00:19:54.750 --> 00:20:00.680 maybe you'd bring the crocodiles out. No. I couldn't 00:20:00.680 --> 00:20:03.400 possibly bring the crocodiles out. At least the 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:06.740 town would know it. Mr. Mayor, I'm sorry. I know 00:20:06.740 --> 00:20:11.720 I haven't booked an appointment. Well, here he 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:16.559 is. Jimmy. I just wanted to say I don't approve. 00:20:17.380 --> 00:20:19.720 I don't approve of how much money is being spent 00:20:19.720 --> 00:20:21.519 on this channel. Mr. Mayor, there's someone in 00:20:21.519 --> 00:20:29.529 the office! I'm so sorry Mayor Anders! I'm so 00:20:29.529 --> 00:20:32.789 sorry! He snucked past me! You let Dumbrag in 00:20:32.789 --> 00:20:36.549 time, Chief Journalist, into my mayoral office, 00:20:36.710 --> 00:20:40.690 wiring my all the time! I didn't! I didn't let 00:20:40.690 --> 00:20:43.970 him! He snucked it! I'm telling you, he snucked 00:20:43.970 --> 00:20:45.670 it! I've lost right past him. What kind of people 00:20:45.670 --> 00:20:49.190 do you employ, Mr Mayor? The really good ones! 00:20:49.769 --> 00:20:52.910 No! Figaro is not good. Figaro, Figaro, somebody's 00:20:52.910 --> 00:21:04.049 in front! It's just me and Figaro. Do you want 00:21:04.049 --> 00:21:06.630 a nap? I know you've been overworked by the mayor. 00:21:06.849 --> 00:21:08.809 No, I'm not. There's two people doing my job. 00:21:10.990 --> 00:21:13.450 Doesn't mean you're not overworked, Figaro. We 00:21:13.450 --> 00:21:15.750 spend our money very well. I have two people 00:21:15.750 --> 00:21:20.509 doing one job. I have crocodiles. Everything's 00:21:20.509 --> 00:21:23.930 under order. Crocodiles? Oh, but maybe you could 00:21:23.930 --> 00:21:26.109 put the money into better places. I mean, this 00:21:26.109 --> 00:21:28.660 is just rickety. Rickety boards in here. It's 00:21:28.660 --> 00:21:30.759 shoddy. It's shoddy stuff, all right. I've got 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:32.819 to go back to the desk and make sure no one else 00:21:32.819 --> 00:21:36.839 got in. Yeah, yeah. Clement, I'm coming! I would 00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:39.599 hate if anybody else was to come in here during 00:21:39.599 --> 00:21:42.720 my odd time. Okay, I'll try and stop them, but 00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:45.119 if they snuck, I can't do nothing. Wonderful, 00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:50.220 wonderful. Clement, I'm coming again! Jimmy, 00:21:50.279 --> 00:21:53.339 you're ruining my jamboree. You're ruining the 00:21:53.339 --> 00:21:55.640 town by having this jamboree. You're spending 00:21:55.640 --> 00:21:58.740 too much money on it. The books that the kids 00:21:58.740 --> 00:22:02.619 read from, they're from the 18th century. But 00:22:02.619 --> 00:22:09.420 the jam is so good. Oh, excuse me. Hello. The 00:22:09.420 --> 00:22:12.160 door's actually open. I'm just a friend. Figaro! 00:22:13.019 --> 00:22:16.119 Figaro! Are you the man? No, yeah, I am. Lovely 00:22:16.119 --> 00:22:18.779 to meet you. I'm Jimmy's cousin, right? So, I 00:22:18.779 --> 00:22:20.759 just had a question, right? Because I just came 00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:23.960 to look at your local suits, right? And I just... 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.240 He said, the jam is lovely. So the jamboree, 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:32.259 right? Now, we all know a jamboree doesn't have 00:22:32.259 --> 00:22:35.519 to have jam. But what I'm asking, originally, 00:22:35.960 --> 00:22:39.819 did the jamboree start with jam? Or are you just 00:22:39.819 --> 00:22:41.720 doing a clever play on words? That's what I'm 00:22:41.720 --> 00:23:38.569 asking. I think everything's gotten out of control, 00:23:38.710 --> 00:23:51.730 guys. I need time with the gators. Do they not 00:23:51.730 --> 00:24:01.349 know That I need a kind of a flow To help myself 00:24:01.349 --> 00:24:32.000 go And that word goes It's hard to be a mayor 00:24:32.000 --> 00:24:39.259 with so many things that I bought Using all the 00:24:39.259 --> 00:24:50.990 money the people in the town got Yes. Yes, I 00:24:50.990 --> 00:25:01.289 bought two crocodiles. Yes, I funded a jamboree 00:25:01.289 --> 00:25:08.569 that I thought was worthwhile. And I, well, I've 00:25:08.569 --> 00:26:25.720 been found out. They put all that stuff into 00:26:25.720 --> 00:26:28.359 the jam? Instead of the real stuff, because they 00:26:28.359 --> 00:26:33.619 were... The budget was fucked. Fuck! Oh my god, 00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:36.740 we had so much stuff in there. I know. Every 00:26:36.740 --> 00:26:38.619 one of these is tainted. Most of them are poison. 00:26:41.859 --> 00:26:43.220 Well, there's got to be a way for us to be able 00:26:43.220 --> 00:26:44.720 to tell which ones are poison and which ones 00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:46.519 are poison. Yeah, the ones that don't make you 00:26:46.519 --> 00:26:48.599 die. Yeah. Well, there's only one way to find 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:49.920 that out, really, isn't there? We've got a final 00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:52.059 batch there, guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, great. It's 00:26:52.059 --> 00:26:58.940 got to go real well. I mean, like, maybe there 00:26:58.940 --> 00:27:00.660 doesn't have to be jam. I mean, I don't know 00:27:00.660 --> 00:27:03.539 if that was intentionally part of the name. Oh, 00:27:04.099 --> 00:27:05.859 we could change it. We could change it. Poisonberry. 00:27:06.220 --> 00:27:10.279 Bermuda. Did I hear you say there doesn't need 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:13.440 to be jam? At the Jamboree? I don't know the 00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:17.420 rules, really. I'm new to town. There doesn't 00:27:17.420 --> 00:27:19.799 need to be jam at the jamboree, but me and the 00:27:19.799 --> 00:27:21.880 mayor, well, we have a very special relationship 00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:24.480 that involves jam. And I'm not entirely sure 00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:27.140 if he's aware of that, but I think whenever it 00:27:27.140 --> 00:27:28.819 does happen, when he tastes the special jam, 00:27:28.900 --> 00:27:31.599 and no one is allowed to taste the special jam 00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:36.059 before him, I think whenever he tastes it, he 00:27:36.059 --> 00:27:39.220 will be brought back to that moment. Yeah, he'll 00:27:39.220 --> 00:27:41.740 be brought back to that moment in the afterlife. 00:27:43.200 --> 00:28:05.549 The jamboree is opening in five minutes. The 00:28:05.549 --> 00:28:11.990 jam isn't that bad. There's a little bit of poison 00:28:11.990 --> 00:28:15.490 inside everything you got It's not the kind that'll 00:28:15.490 --> 00:28:38.800 kill you but you'll be blowing out shot Inside. 00:28:38.800 --> 00:28:43.759 Inside. Inside. Antonio Bermuda, I thought you 00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:47.019 could be trusted. I had a gut instinct about 00:28:47.019 --> 00:28:53.299 you. What was that? Just something you fed to 00:28:53.299 --> 00:28:59.920 me. Yes, we fed that to you. We've actually never 00:28:59.920 --> 00:29:05.019 done this before. This is our every hot spot. 00:29:43.119 --> 00:36:20.139 I surely am. prices of the practice. as a big 00:36:20.139 --> 00:36:26.900 finale to... Anders? That's all we are? A big 00:36:26.900 --> 00:39:45.150 finale? As grand as... Okay, well, uh, we gotta, 00:39:45.230 --> 00:39:47.369 we gotta, we gotta, we gotta do the Rustland 00:39:47.369 --> 00:39:50.190 Brothers now, then. We gotta pull a Ford in the 00:39:50.190 --> 00:39:53.730 lineup. We gotta move the jam -tasting set, the 00:39:53.730 --> 00:39:58.329 midnight jam, jammery, jam -tasting time to now. 00:40:16.300 --> 00:40:19.119 brothers out here real quick otherwise everybody's 00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:22.300 gonna leave and puke in the forest. There has 00:40:22.300 --> 00:40:25.940 been a lot of puking. Mr. Mayor, that's a logistical 00:40:25.940 --> 00:40:32.360 nightmare. We gotta get them back. We gotta get 00:40:32.360 --> 00:41:06.409 them unpuking. Ruslan Brothers, all of those 00:41:06.409 --> 00:41:11.269 things. I think what we need to do is just have 00:41:11.269 --> 00:41:14.769 the big jam jam fest where they all jam out, 00:41:14.829 --> 00:41:17.469 eat and jam at 8 p .m. Well, midnight, now 8 00:41:17.469 --> 00:41:22.070 p .m. We've got to do it now. And I think that'll 00:41:22.070 --> 00:41:26.030 be such a good jam that it'll make everybody 00:41:26.030 --> 00:41:30.230 unpuked themselves. Yeah. Sorry, the door's open 00:41:30.230 --> 00:41:34.070 there. Hey, we met earlier. I just had a question. 00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:38.539 Right, so everywhere I see crocodiles, crocodiles, 00:41:38.539 --> 00:41:44.079 crocodiles on the sign. What I'm wondering, is 00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:47.340 they got the teeth in the mouth? So technically 00:41:47.340 --> 00:41:50.239 they're the alligators. So are they crocodiles 00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:52.280 or are they alligators? You tell me that. Well, 00:41:52.340 --> 00:41:54.719 oh God, actually to be honest, I don't take great 00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:58.579 care of them. I'm sorry, did you really come 00:41:58.579 --> 00:42:01.739 in here just to ask a question? Who took the 00:42:01.739 --> 00:42:04.639 question? To be honest, I feel like that's the 00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:06.619 Scottish M .O. at this point. She just kind of 00:42:06.619 --> 00:42:10.079 comes in, asks me questions that... They're not 00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:12.539 random. They're... They're not even really going 00:42:12.539 --> 00:42:17.739 to tell you. Keep coming in with these pointless 00:42:17.739 --> 00:42:20.260 interruptions. They're going to do me out of 00:42:20.260 --> 00:42:24.320 a pointless job. Principal! Hi, uh, no, sorry, 00:42:24.380 --> 00:42:58.929 I'm the principal. nothing that would make a 00:42:58.929 --> 00:43:01.530 child smile that loud. Easy, easy, principal. 00:43:01.730 --> 00:43:03.809 I got a gator right here. Slow down, principal. 00:43:03.809 --> 00:43:06.250 Oh, thank God. I got this gator right here. The 00:43:06.250 --> 00:43:08.829 rustling brother won. Where's my other brother? 00:43:09.130 --> 00:43:12.510 Let me see if I can rustle up. No, that's not 00:43:12.510 --> 00:43:19.730 good. What's going on? Can I be a... I'm just... 00:43:19.730 --> 00:43:24.889 Go away, Figaro. Where's Figaro for that one? 00:43:29.099 --> 00:43:35.800 We need you. I believe the principal had a... 00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:39.699 This is the gate of the principal's office. I 00:43:39.699 --> 00:43:45.079 dare you! I dare you! This is snake skin! Get 00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:50.619 out! Get out! Guys, look. I've got it all here 00:43:50.619 --> 00:43:53.199 on the whiteboard. We need you to do the best 00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:56.639 jam -jammering at now 8pm to make everybody... 00:43:56.639 --> 00:44:00.190 It's classic... like it makes perfect sense in 00:44:00.190 --> 00:44:03.550 my brain. Yeah, we're going to kill your alligators 00:44:03.550 --> 00:44:06.309 in front of everybody. It'll be sick. Yeah, that's 00:44:06.309 --> 00:44:08.630 what this town needs to watch some animals die. 00:44:10.070 --> 00:44:13.090 That's it. Ba -boom. Which are they? Are they 00:44:13.090 --> 00:44:16.750 alligators or are they crocodiles? You've got 00:44:16.750 --> 00:44:18.590 to look at their teeth. You've got to look at 00:44:18.590 --> 00:44:19.909 their teeth and you need to know whether you 00:44:19.909 --> 00:44:23.969 have to say in a while or see you later. Well, 00:44:24.050 --> 00:47:33.150 we're going to be seeing... Maybe I can do it. 00:47:33.210 --> 00:49:41.070 Maybe I can get famous. This podcast has been 00:49:41.070 --> 00:49:43.530 a delight to make. It will be continued to be 00:49:43.530 --> 00:49:47.750 made. But I am leaving the country soon. This 00:49:47.750 --> 00:49:50.309 has been like one big hurrah! And oh my god, 00:49:50.349 --> 00:49:55.809 they opened the doors. Oh! Yeah! Close the doors! 00:49:57.710 --> 00:50:00.090 But thank you very much. I probably had a longer 00:50:00.090 --> 00:50:02.210 spin to thank you. Yeah, I had a longer spin 00:50:02.210 --> 00:50:24.530 to say, but I am so tired, so... For our first 00:50:24.530 --> 00:50:27.369 ever musical performance, we were very fortunate 00:50:27.369 --> 00:50:30.610 to have Eddie Goodwin playing the piano and Luke 00:50:30.610 --> 00:50:34.090 Bannon on the violin. We were also joined for 00:50:34.090 --> 00:50:37.570 the cast with Ger Donnelly, Daiglin King, Derek 00:50:37.570 --> 00:50:41.329 Miller, Amy Hughes and John Close. Thank you 00:50:41.329 --> 00:50:43.889 so much to them for taking part and thank you 00:50:43.889 --> 00:50:46.309 for listening. Please share this with friends 00:50:46.309 --> 00:50:48.550 who you think might enjoy it or go and listen 00:50:48.550 --> 00:50:51.750 to the podcast. Please rate and review it. It 00:50:51.750 --> 00:50:53.719 does a lot. Thank you very much.