WEBVTT 00:00:01.770 --> 00:00:03.930 Hello, this is a bit of a shorter episode because 00:00:03.930 --> 00:00:07.250 we had the live show this weekend. I am working 00:00:07.250 --> 00:00:09.349 through it and will hopefully be up in the next 00:00:09.349 --> 00:00:12.230 few weeks. But it'll probably take a little bit 00:00:12.230 --> 00:00:15.429 of time. This is a few random scenes that I've 00:00:15.429 --> 00:00:19.570 had just sitting on my laptop for a while. So 00:00:19.570 --> 00:00:22.570 enjoy them and I'll see you next week or something. 00:00:22.649 --> 00:00:30.170 Thank you very much. Bye. Welcome back to Dumb 00:00:30.170 --> 00:00:41.380 Bracken. Boys weekend? Yeah! Boys, boys, boys, 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:42.880 boys. Okay, but I kind of wanted to be respectful. 00:00:43.100 --> 00:00:44.619 I know it's really nice. We're celebrating my 00:00:44.619 --> 00:00:46.039 daughter's christening and having a boys weekend 00:00:46.039 --> 00:00:49.079 like this. She's not coming, is she? No, she's 00:00:49.079 --> 00:00:51.140 not. She'll ruin the vibe. I was going to have 00:00:51.140 --> 00:00:53.100 it in my backyard, and she likes to play out 00:00:53.100 --> 00:00:57.039 there. That's okay. Can she party? Yeah. I mean, 00:00:57.060 --> 00:01:01.280 she's several months old, so... Yeah. All right. 00:01:01.479 --> 00:01:02.939 And you let her play out in the backyard already, 00:01:03.100 --> 00:01:04.900 it seems? Yeah, she likes the feeling of grass. 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:06.980 She'll be sleeping a lot. Babies sleep a lot, 00:01:07.019 --> 00:01:08.980 don't they? Yeah, you know. They're fine a lot. 00:01:09.280 --> 00:01:11.239 Well, not if it's a boy's weekend you won't be 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:14.239 sleeping. Yeah, yeah. When you told us about 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:15.500 this, I thought it was going to be that, you 00:01:15.500 --> 00:01:16.799 know, we were going to be going somewhere, you 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:18.620 know, exotic. You know, I didn't think it was 00:01:18.620 --> 00:01:19.840 going to be in your back garden. I thought it 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:20.959 was going to be... Have you been to his back 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:22.920 garden, though? It's pretty great. It's pretty 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:25.519 great. I love that. Dude's got swings. Dude's 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:27.579 got slides. I actually got rid of the slide. 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:30.579 Oh, man. What? But everything else is still there. 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:32.620 Why'd you get rid of the slide? Just, it didn't 00:01:32.620 --> 00:01:35.040 go with the patio. You know? He's right. You 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:36.760 know, sometimes slides just don't go with patios. 00:01:37.099 --> 00:01:39.579 Yeah. I genuinely thought we were going to hit 00:01:39.579 --> 00:01:42.000 the big city. We don't all make as much money 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:44.359 as you. What? We don't all make as much money 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:47.939 as you do. We can't all go to the big city every 00:01:47.939 --> 00:01:51.540 time one of our children gets Christian. You 00:01:51.540 --> 00:01:53.079 bring this up all the time. This is unfair. Just 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:55.540 because I haven't had kids, that was my choice, 00:01:55.599 --> 00:01:57.280 and I just didn't want to have kids, and I've 00:01:57.280 --> 00:01:59.859 got extra money because of it. You are ruining 00:01:59.859 --> 00:02:03.859 the vibe of my weekend. I know. You always say 00:02:03.859 --> 00:02:05.299 that to me again as well. I know. I'm always 00:02:05.299 --> 00:02:06.319 the one who's a bit more... Could you not just 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:08.629 get over... get over the fact that you're barren. 00:02:09.069 --> 00:02:11.550 Could you not just, like, you know, move on with 00:02:11.550 --> 00:02:13.509 your life and be happy for your friends who have 00:02:13.509 --> 00:02:14.990 beautiful little daughters who like to play in 00:02:14.990 --> 00:02:17.129 the grass? Speaking of, can I bring my daughter 00:02:17.129 --> 00:02:19.169 if your daughter's there? Absolutely not. Okay. 00:02:19.650 --> 00:02:22.550 They don't get on. She's a buzzkill. She cannot 00:02:22.550 --> 00:02:25.650 party. No, she can. She's a nerd. I hate it. 00:02:25.870 --> 00:02:27.449 That's her mother's influence. How could her 00:02:27.449 --> 00:02:29.750 mother influence her if she's not around? She 00:02:29.750 --> 00:02:32.030 can come, though. Is she invited? Her mother? 00:02:32.069 --> 00:02:33.770 Yeah, I invited her. Is that okay? Has she said 00:02:33.770 --> 00:02:36.270 yes? Oh, yeah. She was first to wear SVP. Really? 00:02:36.729 --> 00:02:38.949 This is not really a boys' weekend anymore, now. 00:02:38.949 --> 00:02:40.129 I didn't realize you were sending out... She's 00:02:40.129 --> 00:02:41.830 one of the boys! I didn't realize you were sending 00:02:41.830 --> 00:02:44.750 out, like, written invitations. I didn't actually 00:02:44.750 --> 00:02:59.189 get one. Can I have her number? So, when's a 00:02:59.189 --> 00:03:02.590 good time for me to go around and clean the paintings? 00:03:04.310 --> 00:03:07.490 Like... Can I do a while there are visitors in 00:03:07.490 --> 00:03:10.990 or do I have to wait until closed? Because I'd 00:03:10.990 --> 00:03:14.370 like to kind of get away promptish. Oh, well, 00:03:14.370 --> 00:03:17.550 if you think you can perform the task whilst 00:03:17.550 --> 00:03:20.610 people are here, yeah, you can certainly do that. 00:03:20.710 --> 00:03:23.449 That's okay. If you can be discreet enough, as 00:03:23.449 --> 00:03:25.490 long as you don't, if you take one painting down 00:03:25.490 --> 00:03:28.870 one at a time. Oh, I'm needing to remove them. 00:03:29.110 --> 00:03:31.930 Yes, yes, yes. Remove them, put on gloves. I 00:03:31.930 --> 00:03:33.069 was just going to walk along with the duster. 00:03:33.210 --> 00:03:37.849 Oh. I can disguise myself as a gallery goer myself. 00:03:38.370 --> 00:03:40.990 I can take photos and then not take photos on 00:03:40.990 --> 00:03:42.990 the paintings that have no photography permitted 00:03:42.990 --> 00:03:46.150 symbols. But I can just have the duster and people 00:03:46.150 --> 00:03:49.349 aren't the wiser. Interesting. So you would just 00:03:49.349 --> 00:03:53.610 be a clientele of the museum dusting. You are 00:03:53.610 --> 00:03:56.469 paying me. I am on your books. Yes. Yes. No, 00:03:56.490 --> 00:03:58.530 of course. Yeah. Making sure that we're on the 00:03:58.530 --> 00:04:00.389 same page. Don't want to have another scandal 00:04:00.389 --> 00:04:04.379 about pay. No, no, no. No, we don't. So, I'll 00:04:04.379 --> 00:04:06.379 do a round on the duster, and then I'll do a 00:04:06.379 --> 00:04:08.939 round on the disinfectant spray. I mean, I would 00:04:08.939 --> 00:04:12.219 really rather you took each painting out, used 00:04:12.219 --> 00:04:15.960 gloves, and used the very specific spray that 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:18.199 we provide you with. It is, in fact... Still 00:04:18.199 --> 00:04:20.699 disinfecting. Yes, it is disinfected, sure. And 00:04:20.699 --> 00:04:23.019 this is a lot cheaper. It's that all. Yeah, but 00:04:23.019 --> 00:04:24.920 the one we give you, you don't have to pay for, 00:04:25.019 --> 00:04:27.060 and is a special kind which won't corrode the 00:04:27.060 --> 00:04:29.139 paintings. Well, I thought the money that you're 00:04:29.139 --> 00:04:31.300 saving on cleaning products you could put into 00:04:31.300 --> 00:04:35.899 my ingenuity and... Give me a pay rise. If you 00:04:35.899 --> 00:04:38.399 don't destroy anything, we'll maybe talk in your 00:04:38.399 --> 00:04:41.720 first week. Okay? Could you get through? If I 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:43.959 don't destroy anything starting from this point? 00:04:44.660 --> 00:04:49.639 Yes. Great. Clean slate. Clean slate. Don't destroy. 00:04:49.899 --> 00:04:52.279 Not a broken slate. Nope. You already destroyed 00:04:52.279 --> 00:05:01.930 broken slate. Don't destroy clean slate. Amen. 00:05:02.129 --> 00:05:05.769 Amen. Brother, Brother Robinson, what would you 00:05:05.769 --> 00:05:08.069 like to speak about this week? I believe you 00:05:08.069 --> 00:05:10.829 had a couple of discussions in the Discord. Oh, 00:05:10.829 --> 00:05:13.629 God. The Umbrella Discord. I love that Discord. 00:05:13.730 --> 00:05:15.449 It's really good. I'm in that every day. Every 00:05:15.449 --> 00:05:17.490 single day. Amen. Can we get an amen for Discord? 00:05:17.949 --> 00:05:21.149 Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. 00:05:21.149 --> 00:05:33.519 Amen. Amen. Amen. And I'll be praying and praying 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:35.180 for the Discord every single day. Always praying 00:05:35.180 --> 00:05:37.639 for the Discord. I get great remotes in the chat. 00:05:38.339 --> 00:05:42.120 So, Jesus, help me. I've seen some cussing going 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:44.920 on. Jesus. Oh, my Lord. And I won't say anything 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:48.379 more. Someone said something called getting pwned. 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:50.480 Have you ever heard about getting pwned? Getting 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:53.500 pwned. Getting pwned. Getting pwned. My son has 00:05:53.500 --> 00:05:55.459 been saying I've been getting pwned every night. 00:05:55.699 --> 00:05:58.180 Yeah, and I thought being pwned was receiving 00:05:58.180 --> 00:06:00.579 the Lord. Receiving the love of Jesus. Is it 00:06:00.579 --> 00:06:02.319 receiving the love? Receiving the love of Jesus. 00:06:02.459 --> 00:06:04.459 Amen, I thank you, Lord. You were like a poem 00:06:04.459 --> 00:06:07.040 of the Lord. I want to receive the poem of the 00:06:07.040 --> 00:06:08.920 Lord every night. You want to be a poem of the 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:11.699 Lord. Phil, calm against. I don't think we know 00:06:11.699 --> 00:06:14.240 what poem means. Oh, Lord. Do we not? I thought 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:16.639 it was a beautiful poem from class, like a psalm. 00:06:16.779 --> 00:06:19.000 Share, brother, what does poem mean? No, I can't 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:20.620 even utter the words. Why don't one of you ring 00:06:20.620 --> 00:06:23.439 one of your grandchildren? I don't talk to my 00:06:23.439 --> 00:06:26.199 grandchild no more. Why? He got a piercing, he 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:27.629 got an eyebrow. piercing. He don't talk to him 00:06:27.629 --> 00:06:29.050 no more. He's got an eyebrow piercing. He's one 00:06:29.050 --> 00:06:29.750 of the devils. He's got an eyebrow piercing. 00:06:29.850 --> 00:06:31.949 Which eyebrow? Both of them. Both of the eyebrows. 00:06:32.230 --> 00:06:34.589 Disgusting. Disgusting. That's the straight one 00:06:34.589 --> 00:06:38.069 and the gay one. Oh, my God. Bisexuality. I'll 00:06:38.069 --> 00:06:39.870 ring my son. My son is a good Christian man. 00:06:40.470 --> 00:06:42.269 My son is a good Christian man. Will you ring 00:06:42.269 --> 00:06:43.990 your son, please? Ask him what Paul means. I'm 00:06:43.990 --> 00:06:48.129 ringing my son. Ring him. Ring, ring. What's 00:06:48.129 --> 00:06:50.709 that? Is that all we're calling? Tommy, are you 00:06:50.709 --> 00:06:57.060 on the phone? Tommy. Tommy, I'm trying to ring 00:06:57.060 --> 00:06:59.899 you. Dad, why are you calling me on Discord? 00:07:00.139 --> 00:07:01.579 Hey, put him on speaker. Put him on speaker. 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:03.560 I'm putting him on speaker. Your own speaker 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:05.959 with the church, honey. Why am I on speaker with 00:07:05.959 --> 00:07:08.959 the church? Hey, Tommy. Hi, Tommy. Hi, guys. 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:10.819 What's going on? Say hi to Brother Frederick. 00:07:10.899 --> 00:07:12.720 Hello, Brother Frederick. What's going on? Why 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:14.939 are you calling me? We have a question to ask 00:07:14.939 --> 00:07:17.420 you because you're a young person. Tommy, it's 00:07:17.420 --> 00:07:19.139 Daytoner. Why are you answering the phone on 00:07:19.139 --> 00:07:22.100 Daytoner? Hey, I'm... It's the church calls. 00:07:22.139 --> 00:07:23.740 I got to answer. You know that. You can't answer 00:07:23.740 --> 00:07:25.379 the phone. Tommy, who's there with you, Tommy? 00:07:25.379 --> 00:07:27.100 Who's there with you, Tommy? It's nobody. It's 00:07:27.100 --> 00:07:30.439 nobody. Oh, so nobody to you there. Honey, honey. 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:33.060 Tommy, who is that? Tommy, who's that? This is 00:07:33.060 --> 00:07:34.759 Tommy's father. Oh, there's going to be nobody 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:37.000 to him real soon. This is Tommy's father. Who 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:41.220 is there? This is Jeremy. Jeremy. Tommy, are 00:07:41.220 --> 00:07:42.879 you hanging out with that no good Jeremy again? 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:46.019 Jeremy, he's the devil. Jeremy is not the devil. 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:50.970 Jeremy Clarkson. Devil. I didn't think I was 00:07:50.970 --> 00:07:53.790 going to say this to you, Dad, but I'm in love 00:07:53.790 --> 00:07:57.110 with Jeremy. I'm ending this, this cold call. 00:07:57.329 --> 00:07:59.970 No, no, hang on, hang on. I'll wait. Now, Tommy 00:07:59.970 --> 00:08:03.529 and Jeremy, can I ask, Tommy, are you poning 00:08:03.529 --> 00:08:09.490 Jeremy? Are you boss poning? Dad, I didn't want 00:08:09.490 --> 00:08:12.050 you to find out like this, but I am boss poning 00:08:12.050 --> 00:08:14.870 Jeremy. We're boss poning. You told me you would 00:08:14.870 --> 00:08:18.529 never do it like a boss. I've been doing it like 00:08:18.529 --> 00:08:21.699 a boss, Dad. And can I just clarify for the church 00:08:21.699 --> 00:08:24.120 meeting, could you just give a queef? A queef? 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:29.100 A queef is when air comes out of the vagina. 00:08:29.360 --> 00:08:31.019 No, we know that. We know that from last week. 00:08:31.060 --> 00:08:36.259 Oh, Lord, Jesus Christ. I quit giving you this, 00:08:36.259 --> 00:08:40.600 Conan. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, I didn't mean 00:08:40.600 --> 00:08:41.899 to. I'm going to bring this back to something 00:08:41.899 --> 00:08:44.000 biblical, like Conan. Wait, you still haven't 00:08:44.000 --> 00:08:45.860 explained it. We never got the answer. Someone 00:08:45.860 --> 00:08:52.360 else bring their grandkids. You know Lily Lily 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:57.720 you got girl grandkids bring one of your girl 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:05.980 grandkids I'm gonna ring her I'm gonna I'm gonna 00:09:05.980 --> 00:09:21.720 Hey put her on speaker Sorry, it's so late. It's 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:23.720 past my bedtime. Darling, what's your name again? 00:09:23.820 --> 00:09:28.860 What's your name again? I know you're 12. I know 00:09:28.860 --> 00:09:32.000 you have 8th grade tomorrow, but this is important. 00:09:33.340 --> 00:09:36.620 I'm at a late night mass, and we're just trying 00:09:36.620 --> 00:09:39.940 to work out something real little. What is pony? 00:09:56.590 --> 00:09:59.429 Jeremiah, I told you, do not be shouting at my 00:09:59.429 --> 00:10:02.110 grandbaby. Oh, I'm so sorry, Mama. I'm so sorry. 00:10:02.450 --> 00:10:05.269 Say sorry to Jesus. He's the one you have to 00:10:05.269 --> 00:10:07.710 answer to. I'm sorry, Jesus, and I love you, 00:10:07.730 --> 00:10:10.230 Mama. Thank you, Jeremiah. God, you're a good 00:10:10.230 --> 00:10:11.830 boy. I love my son. God, your grandkids are so 00:10:11.830 --> 00:10:14.549 good. I know. You must have raised them right. 00:10:14.669 --> 00:10:16.870 I raised them really good and right. I raised 00:10:16.870 --> 00:10:18.549 them to the Lord and Jesus. Praise be. Praise 00:10:18.549 --> 00:10:28.100 be. They be blessed. Praise be. Yeah, you go 00:10:28.100 --> 00:10:30.320 ahead, sweetheart. Love you, Connie. I'll see 00:10:30.320 --> 00:10:40.460 you tomorrow. Michael, I'm checking in on the 00:10:40.460 --> 00:10:44.899 cleaning routine. I haven't destroyed a painting. 00:10:45.059 --> 00:10:48.220 You sprayed disinfectant on a very still man's 00:10:48.220 --> 00:10:52.600 face. So, yeah, by our agreement, here's your 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:55.120 money. Didn't destroy anything. No, I didn't. 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:57.240 I didn't. Yeah. I mean, there was the incident 00:10:57.240 --> 00:11:00.100 with a man, but also I uncovered a... Because 00:11:00.100 --> 00:11:02.000 there was another painting underneath. Wait. 00:11:02.100 --> 00:11:04.379 I sprayed it and the paint... Underneath the 00:11:04.379 --> 00:11:06.139 man? Or are we onto a different thing? No, on 00:11:06.139 --> 00:11:10.419 a canvas. Okay. I sprayed it. I wiped it. Might 00:11:10.419 --> 00:11:13.399 have been a bit too heavy -handed. Oh, no. And 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:15.960 now the landscape has become a portrait. Oh, 00:11:15.980 --> 00:11:18.460 no. Okay, when I... As in, like, a picture of 00:11:18.460 --> 00:11:20.379 scenery has now become a picture of a person. 00:11:20.700 --> 00:11:24.360 Oh, when I bought this art gallery over, the 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:27.970 previous owner... had said that some of these 00:11:27.970 --> 00:11:31.250 had been owned by Hitler. Oh. And had to be painted 00:11:31.250 --> 00:11:35.909 over. Shit. And I thought it was a joke because 00:11:35.909 --> 00:11:37.769 he's not a comedian, so naturally it was going 00:11:37.769 --> 00:11:40.690 to be bad. I didn't think Hitler did portraiture. 00:11:40.830 --> 00:11:43.490 I don't know. I didn't live in history, so I 00:11:43.490 --> 00:11:45.909 can't tell you what he did or didn't do. I'm 00:11:45.909 --> 00:11:47.690 just going on the hearsay of one not funny. Yeah, 00:11:47.690 --> 00:11:48.970 and you're going on the hearsay. You haven't 00:11:48.970 --> 00:11:51.590 actually looked at the painting. Okay. We're 00:11:51.590 --> 00:11:53.669 not Nazis. Am I bringing you to see the painting 00:11:53.669 --> 00:12:00.759 now? Sure. Okay. Okay. Um, so, there it is. Oh 00:12:00.759 --> 00:12:03.019 my god. Because it does look a lot like the Mona 00:12:03.019 --> 00:12:05.379 Lisa. That's a Hitler, alright. I would just 00:12:05.379 --> 00:12:07.480 say, it's fine if they were owned by Hitler. 00:12:08.139 --> 00:12:10.679 I feel like we're okay taking stuff from Hitler. 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:13.539 I appreciate your input, and I'm sorry for spraying 00:12:13.539 --> 00:12:15.580 that on your face, sir. Yeah, I'm still waiting 00:12:15.580 --> 00:12:18.740 for a damn cloth. Sir, the fact that it was owned 00:12:18.740 --> 00:12:20.940 by Hitler and we bought it means we put money 00:12:20.940 --> 00:12:24.500 directly into Hitler's pockets. We paid money. 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:27.799 Something Hitler owned. And that is a damn Hitler. 00:12:28.519 --> 00:12:32.419 Owned Mona Lisa. I just don't think we should 00:12:32.419 --> 00:12:34.860 destroy art because Hitler liked it. It's too 00:12:34.860 --> 00:12:38.679 late. It's time. Get the incinerator. No, but 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:40.700 hold on. No, I see what you're doing. You're 00:12:40.700 --> 00:12:43.200 trying to destroy the image so then you can say 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:45.279 that I destroyed the painting. No, I've given 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:47.259 you your pay for this week. You're fine. You're 00:12:47.259 --> 00:12:49.379 safe. What about for next week? Give me a guarantee. 00:12:50.039 --> 00:12:52.379 Okay, if I destroy this painting, it's not on 00:12:52.379 --> 00:12:55.500 you. I just don't want some Nazi... But am I 00:12:55.500 --> 00:12:57.000 the reason for the painting being destroyed? 00:12:57.059 --> 00:13:01.120 Because I cleaned it too hard. No. Okay. You're 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:03.539 the savior of this town. I don't want people 00:13:03.539 --> 00:13:05.580 to come in and say I'm a fan of Hitler. I just 00:13:05.580 --> 00:13:07.419 can't take that rap again. Sir, are you going 00:13:07.419 --> 00:13:11.080 to leak this story to the newsletter? Um... Oh, 00:13:11.100 --> 00:13:12.580 shit, you hadn't even thought of that before 00:13:12.580 --> 00:13:14.279 I said it. No, not really. Yeah, because they'll 00:13:14.279 --> 00:13:16.100 give you a lot of money if you do that, so please 00:13:16.100 --> 00:13:18.960 don't do that before we can incinerate this. 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:21.350 I mean... Maybe if you sent me one of the paintings, 00:13:21.529 --> 00:13:23.669 I could forget about it. What about this one? 00:13:23.889 --> 00:13:26.409 Go for a cheap one. I'll give you the Hitler 00:13:26.409 --> 00:13:29.769 -owned Mona Lisa. That sounds great. And it's 00:13:29.769 --> 00:13:31.909 gone from us. And I'm not giving you any money 00:13:31.909 --> 00:13:34.149 for it. I also think the Mona Lisa didn't drew 00:13:34.149 --> 00:13:39.450 it. She's not an artist, I believe. What? That's 00:13:39.450 --> 00:13:44.730 not a self -portrait? It's just... This art gallery 00:13:44.730 --> 00:13:47.870 has some amazing paintings, given its curator 00:13:47.870 --> 00:13:50.250 doesn't seem to know. much about I'm not the 00:13:50.250 --> 00:14:02.309 curator I'm the owner but this dinner is it like 00:14:02.309 --> 00:14:07.389 smart casual smart fog machine what kind of setup 00:14:07.389 --> 00:14:10.950 is it sorry what was that last part smart casual 00:14:10.950 --> 00:14:13.649 I just oh smart casual that's sort of like a 00:14:13.649 --> 00:14:15.690 shirt but you know like a nice iron shirt with 00:14:15.690 --> 00:14:18.049 like smart trousers but not Not like a business 00:14:18.049 --> 00:14:19.769 outfit? That's what smart casual is. No, no, 00:14:19.789 --> 00:14:21.870 but what was after that? What came after that? 00:14:21.909 --> 00:14:22.950 You said something, it was just something about... 00:14:22.950 --> 00:14:25.129 Smart, like you could dress for a wedding, so, 00:14:25.169 --> 00:14:27.389 you know, formal, formal might be better. No, 00:14:27.389 --> 00:14:29.389 no, but after that? A fog machine. You know, 00:14:29.429 --> 00:14:32.190 like a sort of event where a fog machine would 00:14:32.190 --> 00:14:34.250 be appropriate. Or dry ice. It doesn't have to 00:14:34.250 --> 00:14:37.110 be a fog machine. Do you wear the fog machine? 00:14:37.250 --> 00:14:39.980 Or do you just carry it around? If they can see 00:14:39.980 --> 00:14:41.419 what you're wearing, your thought machine is 00:14:41.419 --> 00:14:43.879 not good enough. I'm very confused by this as 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:46.259 well. Is it a thing that you have to put it into 00:14:46.259 --> 00:14:48.279 your clothes, or is it an item of clothing itself, 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:50.379 or is it that you just bring it with you? Okay, 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:53.799 guys, I feel like you guys were very... farm 00:14:53.799 --> 00:14:55.679 or barn or something like that it's just an adventure 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:58.100 I grew up on a houseboat that's not a thing a 00:14:58.100 --> 00:15:00.080 fog machine event you know I grew up on a bog 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:01.620 do you want me to explain what a fog machine 00:15:01.620 --> 00:15:04.000 is or not what I'm interested in is like you 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:06.220 mentioned certain events are like events that 00:15:06.220 --> 00:15:08.159 would be appropriate for a fog machine what sort 00:15:08.159 --> 00:15:12.159 of events this is a dinner in a house not in 00:15:12.159 --> 00:15:15.870 da club where there might be a required fog machine 00:15:15.870 --> 00:15:18.450 or a dry ice machine. That's why I'm asking. 00:15:18.769 --> 00:15:21.610 You guys are biting my head off. Should I bring 00:15:21.610 --> 00:15:25.190 my fog machine or not? It's a yes or no. Are 00:15:25.190 --> 00:15:27.570 you imagining that you bring a fog machine, something 00:15:27.570 --> 00:15:30.070 like stars in their eyes, introducing and they 00:15:30.070 --> 00:15:32.149 walk through the fog machine? Is that how you 00:15:32.149 --> 00:15:34.029 use it? It's just sometimes the fog machine you 00:15:34.029 --> 00:15:35.629 have at home isn't sufficient, so people need 00:15:35.629 --> 00:15:37.470 to bring their own fog machines to help produce 00:15:37.470 --> 00:15:39.750 enough fog. No, I understand the idea of bringing 00:15:39.750 --> 00:15:41.409 a fog machine to make a fog, but I've never seen 00:15:41.409 --> 00:15:43.080 it in the preference of a... going to a house 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:45.200 party. I mean, it makes sense in da club. Yeah. 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:48.120 How old are you that you're saying da club? He 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:50.580 said da club. That's the name of the club. Is 00:15:50.580 --> 00:15:52.600 it really? How could her mother influence her? 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:54.440 Yeah, I know. So hang on. So hang on. Do we have 00:15:54.440 --> 00:15:56.120 to set it up before we get in and then we announce 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:58.100 our arrival, we ring the doorbell, set off the 00:15:58.100 --> 00:16:00.059 fog machine, and then... Jonathan, why are you 00:16:00.059 --> 00:16:02.679 asking me? I'm asking if we should do this. Do 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:04.759 you want to make a big entrance? Is this it? 00:16:04.779 --> 00:16:06.820 Is this what this is about? Yeah. I want to come 00:16:06.820 --> 00:16:09.620 dressed appropriately, so I need to know whether 00:16:09.620 --> 00:16:12.350 it's smart, casual, formal, or... fog machine 00:16:12.350 --> 00:16:15.090 attire. If you bring a fog machine, what are 00:16:15.090 --> 00:16:17.669 you going to be wearing? I have this jacket. 00:16:25.169 --> 00:16:27.009 So, Brother Frederick, Brother Frederick, what 00:16:27.009 --> 00:16:29.049 was all this pwning about? Well, you know what? 00:16:29.370 --> 00:16:32.830 I see the light of Jesus. I see pwning in a whole 00:16:32.830 --> 00:16:35.289 different light. I see pwning in that Discord 00:16:35.289 --> 00:16:38.049 chat. I say, hey, pwning away. May I move a motion? 00:16:38.230 --> 00:16:41.840 Can I move a motion? May we open a poem emote 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:46.860 in the chat? Absolutely. I love to emote to Jesus. 00:16:47.100 --> 00:16:50.679 I say that on the grand chessboard of life, aren't 00:16:50.679 --> 00:16:56.399 we all God's poems? Amen. That is so true. Only 00:16:56.399 --> 00:17:00.720 one of us can be a bishop, but all the rest of 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:04.119 us are just little poems. One step at a time. 00:17:04.140 --> 00:17:06.539 The bishop may move diagonally, he sees beyond 00:17:06.539 --> 00:17:09.930 us. We can only move one step. He sees through 00:17:09.930 --> 00:17:12.569 us. He sees beyond. We're diagonal. He sees above 00:17:12.569 --> 00:17:14.869 us. But I will not believe in no king nor queen. 00:17:14.990 --> 00:17:19.630 No, but when we get to the end, we become a queen. 00:17:19.930 --> 00:17:23.170 We become a queen. Or a bishop. I wasn't aware 00:17:23.170 --> 00:17:26.029 of that rule of chess. And Jesus is the same 00:17:26.029 --> 00:17:27.650 level as the president of the United States. 00:17:27.769 --> 00:17:29.950 That's true. He is. Why is Jesus on the chessboard? 00:17:30.470 --> 00:17:33.890 Because he would destroy the game. He'd be too 00:17:33.890 --> 00:17:36.650 good. Amen. And I don't like how many Russians 00:17:36.650 --> 00:17:39.269 are playing chess. I don't like it. Damn, damn 00:17:39.269 --> 00:17:41.609 Soviets. Communists. You know what the Soviets 00:17:41.609 --> 00:17:45.250 love? They love chess, Scrabble, and stealing 00:17:45.250 --> 00:17:48.670 my wages. I think they've been stealing Teresa's 00:17:48.670 --> 00:17:50.769 wages for way too long. They've been stealing 00:17:50.769 --> 00:17:53.769 my wages for way too long. They're stealing their 00:17:53.769 --> 00:17:57.150 wages. I hate it. I would like to make a confession 00:17:57.150 --> 00:18:00.049 towards God. I have been the person stealing 00:18:00.049 --> 00:18:03.630 your wages. The bishop. I've been feeding them 00:18:03.630 --> 00:18:05.470 back into the church. I'm so sorry. What the 00:18:05.470 --> 00:18:09.509 hell? I can feed my kids. But I must say, I did 00:18:09.509 --> 00:18:11.369 do it. Your kids are doing great. I did do it 00:18:11.369 --> 00:18:14.829 for the Russians. Jeremiah just ate apples. That's 00:18:14.829 --> 00:18:17.289 why he's so bland. That's a feminine nominon. 00:18:17.410 --> 00:18:20.349 I think I'm using that right. That sounds like 00:18:20.349 --> 00:18:23.980 a word. Doing the worst unto God. Bishop, bishop, 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:26.740 why did you choose me? Why did you steal my wages? 00:18:27.140 --> 00:18:30.440 I did do it for the Russians. And they do not 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:33.000 like you. Oh, no. Call me. He said call me. Call 00:18:33.000 --> 00:18:36.160 me. He said call me. You know what? We can baptize 00:18:36.160 --> 00:18:38.000 that out of you. We can baptize that out of you. 00:18:38.019 --> 00:18:39.599 You go down to the river. Please, please, please, 00:18:39.660 --> 00:18:42.319 Jesus, let the bishop become a capitalist. I 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:44.940 can't be dealing with the communists. As I place 00:18:44.940 --> 00:18:48.400 my hand on the bishop's chest, Lord, please bring 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:51.529 all that communism out of him. Protect and save 00:18:51.529 --> 00:18:58.890 him. Amen. Because the devil's ready. Suck it 00:18:58.890 --> 00:19:01.789 right out of him. Suck it hard. Suck that man. 00:19:02.710 --> 00:19:05.029 Suck all that communism out. What do you feel? 00:19:05.250 --> 00:19:09.750 I did not want to partake in any of that right 00:19:09.750 --> 00:19:14.029 now. That was very unfair. How do you feel about 00:19:14.029 --> 00:19:17.119 the surf? If anything, I feel more on towards 00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:20.359 the Russians than before. Oh, come on. God bless 00:19:20.359 --> 00:19:20.720 us.