WEBVTT 00:00:03.279 --> 00:00:06.259 For some, this war has presented opportunities 00:00:06.259 --> 00:00:10.500 they might never get again. For two best friends 00:00:10.500 --> 00:00:14.359 named Marshall, a law in their honour was everything 00:00:14.359 --> 00:00:24.120 they could have ever dreamed. Did you hear? What? 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:28.539 They've declared martial law. We can do whatever 00:00:28.539 --> 00:00:34.189 we want. Really? Yeah. Finally. The two marshals 00:00:34.189 --> 00:00:37.649 are going to get their way. I'm going to open 00:00:37.649 --> 00:00:41.170 the zoo. Let the animals out. Hey. Leave guns 00:00:41.170 --> 00:00:44.590 for them. Yeah. I was thinking the exact same 00:00:44.590 --> 00:00:48.630 thing. No. Yeah. Which animal would you want 00:00:48.630 --> 00:00:52.149 to give a gun to? Giraffe. Oh, okay. Sorry. Count 00:00:52.149 --> 00:00:57.429 of three? One, two, three. Penguin. Okay. Explain 00:00:57.429 --> 00:00:59.829 your reasoning. Well, I was thinking, like, maybe 00:00:59.829 --> 00:01:03.320 not a gun, but, you know, grenades. Kamikaze 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:06.680 penguins. Yes, just slip on through. Yeah. Like 00:01:06.680 --> 00:01:09.260 underneath a car. You know what we could do? 00:01:09.340 --> 00:01:12.739 We could, because martial law, we could requisition 00:01:12.739 --> 00:01:15.760 equipment from the skateboarding park, get some 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:19.760 ramps in, slide those penguins down, fire them 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:23.159 into the town square. Oh, I was thinking the 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:24.920 local school. Like get rid of the education system. 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:28.500 I was going to say local school, but I was afraid. 00:01:28.840 --> 00:01:31.620 If we had done the count of three. Do you think 00:01:31.620 --> 00:01:34.120 you would have gone with your gut? Yeah. Okay. 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:38.239 You make me more confident. That's why... No. 00:01:38.579 --> 00:01:42.579 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. You make me want to cook better. 00:01:42.859 --> 00:01:45.480 Oh. Because I'm like, whenever I take in the 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:48.920 lunches, I'm like, okay, well, let's impress. 00:01:49.700 --> 00:01:52.939 I think that's why we're so good together is 00:01:52.939 --> 00:01:54.900 because we're always pushing each other to be 00:01:54.900 --> 00:01:56.340 greater. But it's also like looking in a mirror 00:01:56.340 --> 00:01:57.879 because not only are we both called Marshall, 00:01:58.120 --> 00:02:03.769 we also... Look conspicuously alike. Yeah. Yeah. 00:02:03.950 --> 00:02:05.829 We have to dress in different colours all the 00:02:05.829 --> 00:02:08.590 time so people can just tell us apart. Yeah. 00:02:09.009 --> 00:02:10.669 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know why I'm 00:02:10.669 --> 00:02:12.310 telling you that, but it's just a thing. But 00:02:12.310 --> 00:02:15.050 for one day only, or however long this martial 00:02:15.050 --> 00:02:17.270 law goes on for, we could dress the same and 00:02:17.270 --> 00:02:20.669 then people would be like, I don't know how he's 00:02:20.669 --> 00:02:23.090 doing it. Do you know what we could do? What? 00:02:23.270 --> 00:02:26.629 Marshall Mathers, Eminem, we look like him, we 00:02:26.629 --> 00:02:29.250 both dye our hair blonde. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:02:29.250 --> 00:02:31.270 Just like the music video. Yeah, absolutely. 00:02:32.009 --> 00:02:33.629 Marshall Mathers, Eminem. What's that? You've 00:02:33.629 --> 00:02:35.949 never seen a lab person before? I don't know 00:02:35.949 --> 00:02:38.150 him that well. That's like one of the lyrics 00:02:38.150 --> 00:02:40.729 from the song. Oh. But you knew I was going for 00:02:40.729 --> 00:02:46.550 Eminem. Yeah. But who also wants to be like Eminem? 00:02:47.370 --> 00:02:51.659 Stan. So we're both Eminem, but we both have 00:02:51.659 --> 00:02:54.520 our Stans. So you do know him well enough. I 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:56.139 know him well enough. Or have you heard this 00:02:56.139 --> 00:03:00.639 from Stan, that he's like a big fan? No. Yeah. 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:05.900 What? I heard from Stan. Okay. Yeah. So, hold 00:03:05.900 --> 00:03:11.000 on. There's you and me. Mm -hmm. Em and Em. Eminem. 00:03:11.020 --> 00:03:12.520 Like Marshall and Marshall. There is the Stan, 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:17.310 who in the song, huge fan of Eminem. And I guess 00:03:17.310 --> 00:03:19.509 he's like Eminem if he didn't get famous, you 00:03:19.509 --> 00:03:21.669 know? So you're not talking about Stan? Well, 00:03:21.669 --> 00:03:23.830 I was about to say, like, in another layer, we 00:03:23.830 --> 00:03:26.669 can definitely get Stan in on this. Sweet. Sweet. 00:03:26.930 --> 00:03:29.069 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then if we just, you know, 00:03:29.069 --> 00:03:33.729 Stan, he's kind of like your default guy. So 00:03:33.729 --> 00:03:35.389 I'm sure we could dress him up to look like the 00:03:35.389 --> 00:03:37.949 mayor. We'll dress him up to look like the mayor. 00:03:38.229 --> 00:03:39.770 And we can get everyone else to be like Kim. 00:03:40.009 --> 00:03:42.349 Yeah. Because Eminem hates Kim. So obviously, 00:03:42.490 --> 00:03:45.830 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mockingbird from the 00:03:45.830 --> 00:03:49.569 zoo. It's perfect. Yeah. Get the mockingbird 00:03:49.569 --> 00:03:53.889 to do the voices. Is that what you meant? I just 00:03:53.889 --> 00:03:55.370 meant, like, you know, from the song, because 00:03:55.370 --> 00:03:59.750 there's a mockingbird. I obviously know a lot 00:03:59.750 --> 00:04:01.629 more about Eminem than you do. And I know a lot 00:04:01.629 --> 00:04:05.849 more about animals. No. No. Like, I know a good 00:04:05.849 --> 00:04:07.930 bit about animals. I'm not saying that you don't 00:04:07.930 --> 00:04:09.710 know nothing about animals. No, but you think 00:04:09.710 --> 00:04:11.789 you know more? Well, I mean... On the count of 00:04:11.789 --> 00:04:14.370 three, name an animal. One, two, three. Crocodile. 00:04:15.009 --> 00:04:17.990 Yeah, a crocodile's more... No, what? A hardvark's 00:04:17.990 --> 00:04:20.110 going to win. Not unless the crocodile's a giant 00:04:20.110 --> 00:04:22.110 ant. And actually, if it was a giant ant, I think 00:04:22.110 --> 00:04:24.209 the giant ant would beat an hardvark. Throw it 00:04:24.209 --> 00:04:26.129 over its head. That's not... You're thinking 00:04:26.129 --> 00:04:27.350 of the wrong animal because you're thinking of 00:04:27.350 --> 00:04:30.829 an anteater. An hardvark would roll into a ball, 00:04:31.029 --> 00:04:33.389 go down the crocodile's throat. That's an armadillo. 00:04:37.110 --> 00:04:39.310 Well... So I do know more about animals. Well, 00:04:39.310 --> 00:04:42.009 you know about the sea of wishes. Nothing. Now 00:04:42.009 --> 00:04:45.420 listen, we both... Or wasting time because martial 00:04:45.420 --> 00:04:47.040 law is ineffective. We don't know how long we're 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:48.560 going to have this opportunity. We shouldn't 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:51.240 squabble. We always go back to this argument, 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:53.040 who knows the most about animals. You didn't 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:54.439 even ask me where I put a gun in the mouth of 00:04:54.439 --> 00:04:57.920 the giraffe. Yeah, I should have done that. Yeah. 00:04:57.980 --> 00:05:00.819 I'm sorry. If we lose interest in each other, 00:05:00.899 --> 00:05:02.920 we lose interest in ourselves. Because who are 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:07.959 we? Martial Mothers. Why didn't you eat my lunch? 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:10.319 The one that I brought in for you today. Why 00:05:10.319 --> 00:05:12.339 didn't I eat your lunch? Yeah, the portion I 00:05:12.339 --> 00:05:14.420 brought in for you. Because I was so excited 00:05:14.420 --> 00:05:17.319 about martial law, I got giddy. Butterflies in 00:05:17.319 --> 00:05:20.620 my stomach. Just one of the animals that might 00:05:20.620 --> 00:05:23.779 be in my body at any time. One of the animals 00:05:23.779 --> 00:05:27.180 that might be in your body? Yeah. Like, normal 00:05:27.180 --> 00:05:28.839 people, they only know one kind of animal, but 00:05:28.839 --> 00:05:30.939 I know so many that I, you know, I've got, like, 00:05:30.980 --> 00:05:35.199 termites in my toes. I've got... skinks on my 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:37.439 shoulders. I know a lot of expressions. That 00:05:37.439 --> 00:05:39.600 can't be an animal. I know animals. A skink? 00:05:39.660 --> 00:05:41.839 What the hell is a skink? A skink is, it's like 00:05:41.839 --> 00:05:43.819 a lizard, but not a lizard. You ever heard of 00:05:43.819 --> 00:05:46.939 that tale of skink? Maybe you do know more about 00:05:46.939 --> 00:05:48.720 animals than I do. I know a thing or two. But 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:52.060 listen, this knowledge that we both have, we 00:05:52.060 --> 00:05:53.819 can both agree we know things about animals and 00:05:53.819 --> 00:05:56.139 we don't know things about animals, but we put 00:05:56.139 --> 00:06:00.959 that together with legal impunity and we could 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:03.939 assault the town square and three, two, one, 00:06:04.319 --> 00:06:15.579 Local schools. Yeah, sweet. You say I look like 00:06:15.579 --> 00:06:18.720 the mayor? Is this what he looks like? Yes, Dan, 00:06:18.819 --> 00:06:22.620 you look very mayoral. Come on, speak with authority. 00:06:24.519 --> 00:06:31.920 You there, stop jaywalking. Don't shoplift. What 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:35.699 do you think a mayor does? He's like the head 00:06:35.699 --> 00:06:39.879 policeman. No. Like a police commissioner. Oh, 00:06:39.899 --> 00:06:41.560 that's a police commissioner. That's a police 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:43.819 commissioner. Yeah. And the first thing was just 00:06:43.819 --> 00:06:47.939 a beat cop. Well, I think as soon as you become 00:06:47.939 --> 00:06:50.319 a police officer, no matter how high you promote, 00:06:50.420 --> 00:06:52.959 you should still do the small things. You know, 00:06:52.980 --> 00:06:55.439 like me working at this zoo. I might be the manager 00:06:55.439 --> 00:06:57.600 now, but I still pick up litter when it's there. 00:06:58.269 --> 00:07:00.370 You have bigger responsibilities than litter. 00:07:00.509 --> 00:07:02.490 Is that why all these animals look so tired and 00:07:02.490 --> 00:07:04.889 haggard? Everyone has... No, that's... Well, 00:07:04.949 --> 00:07:07.050 maybe. Have you been using picking up litter 00:07:07.050 --> 00:07:09.209 to shirk your responsibility? Because I'm pretty 00:07:09.209 --> 00:07:11.709 sure... It says crocodile here, but this thing 00:07:11.709 --> 00:07:13.810 is clearly... I don't know this one. Do you know 00:07:13.810 --> 00:07:16.430 this one? It kind of looks like a giant ant. 00:07:16.649 --> 00:07:19.050 It is a giant ant. That's not a crocodile. It's 00:07:19.050 --> 00:07:22.250 a giant red ant. We got them from Mozambique. 00:07:22.389 --> 00:07:25.050 Okay. Why is that distinction important? It's 00:07:25.050 --> 00:07:27.589 not just a giant ant. It's a giant red ant. Yeah, 00:07:27.610 --> 00:07:30.069 but it says crocodile here. I know it says crocodile. 00:07:30.069 --> 00:07:32.490 It was put into the wrong thing and it ate the 00:07:32.490 --> 00:07:36.410 crocodile. Oh, my God. It's a giant red ant. 00:07:36.490 --> 00:07:38.610 Of course it was going to... A giant ant would 00:07:38.610 --> 00:07:41.329 definitely be an aardvark. Yeah, I think we could 00:07:41.329 --> 00:07:43.509 agree on that. But this fence is quite... Like, 00:07:43.509 --> 00:07:45.550 I wouldn't feel worried about it if there's crocodile 00:07:45.550 --> 00:07:47.910 in here because they're not typically vertical 00:07:47.910 --> 00:07:50.790 jumpers. For sure. Once it works out that it 00:07:50.790 --> 00:07:52.970 could just get out of this, we're in trouble. 00:07:53.819 --> 00:07:55.740 But not yet. There's a chance the giant red ant 00:07:55.740 --> 00:07:57.399 could work out. Only if it works it out, yeah. 00:07:57.899 --> 00:08:00.519 Well, is that likely? I mean... I mean, it's 00:08:00.519 --> 00:08:02.579 kind of eating away at the fence over there anyway. 00:08:02.699 --> 00:08:05.220 Yeah, so that's fine, but if it realises it could 00:08:05.220 --> 00:08:06.980 just jump, as long as it doesn't see anyone else 00:08:06.980 --> 00:08:09.860 climb over it or jump over it and put that together. 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:12.720 They have small brains, they're giant, but their 00:08:12.720 --> 00:08:16.939 brains are still the size of an ant. Thank God 00:08:16.939 --> 00:08:18.519 there aren't a hundred of them, that's all I'm 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:20.339 saying. I kind of feel bad for it, in a way. 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:22.220 Sorry, why are you here and why have you asked 00:08:22.220 --> 00:08:25.040 me to dress like the mayor? We're scheming. Scheming 00:08:25.040 --> 00:08:27.019 again? Oh, good for you too. Yeah, yeah. Well, 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:28.139 I don't know if you heard. Did you hear the news? 00:08:28.560 --> 00:08:31.939 No way. Marshall Law. Is that why people keep 00:08:31.939 --> 00:08:34.000 coming in here just not paying their tickets? 00:08:34.279 --> 00:08:36.419 Yeah. Wait. Well, as long as the name is Marshall. 00:08:36.559 --> 00:08:38.019 That's what I was wondering. Marshall's Law? 00:08:38.120 --> 00:08:42.240 Like you guys' law? Yeah. Okay, cool. Congrats. 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:44.720 You just got a law. Is that not obvious to everyone 00:08:44.720 --> 00:08:46.899 else? Well, not obvious to me. Why? This is the 00:08:46.899 --> 00:08:48.590 first time I'm hearing of it. And were the people 00:08:48.590 --> 00:08:50.129 who came in today, they're all called Marshall? 00:08:50.269 --> 00:08:52.389 No, they just said Marshall Law and kicked me 00:08:52.389 --> 00:08:53.970 in the nuts. Okay, that's... Not all of them. 00:08:53.970 --> 00:08:55.850 We could do that, but we won't, because we are 00:08:55.850 --> 00:08:57.690 your friends. Yeah, you should get that checked 00:08:57.690 --> 00:08:59.789 out. They look pretty swollen. Really? Well, 00:08:59.789 --> 00:09:02.070 like, yeah. I mean, it's my groundskeeper shorts. 00:09:02.190 --> 00:09:05.250 You can... They're not usually flattering, but 00:09:05.250 --> 00:09:08.110 when you have a lot of kicks to the balls and 00:09:08.110 --> 00:09:09.710 swelling... I thought you were, like, strapped 00:09:09.710 --> 00:09:11.870 up and, you know, you just had a gun maybe in 00:09:11.870 --> 00:09:14.529 around there. No, should I get a gun? No, it's 00:09:14.529 --> 00:09:16.769 okay. I just fought. Does the mayor carry a gun? 00:09:16.970 --> 00:09:20.570 Yeah. Oh, does he? Yeah. Oh, okay. We didn't 00:09:20.570 --> 00:09:22.549 know that's a police commissioner. Let's be safe. 00:09:22.590 --> 00:09:25.070 Let's get a gun. Just in case. Why not? Don't 00:09:25.070 --> 00:09:26.649 you have access to guns in the zoo? I have so 00:09:26.649 --> 00:09:28.250 many, but most of them are for tranks, but you 00:09:28.250 --> 00:09:30.710 can put, like, bullets into them. Yeah, yeah, 00:09:30.710 --> 00:09:32.570 yeah. They have enough torque in them to shoot 00:09:32.570 --> 00:09:36.110 out most things. Torque? I'm not a gunsmith. 00:09:36.210 --> 00:09:39.409 I'm an animalsmith. I don't know what the words 00:09:39.409 --> 00:09:41.669 are for guns. I just know this one shoots the 00:09:41.669 --> 00:09:44.750 giant... Caliber? Firepower? Firepower, yeah. 00:09:45.149 --> 00:09:47.169 Although that's maybe too general. But I have 00:09:47.169 --> 00:09:48.649 a lot of guns. Do you just want guns? I feel 00:09:48.649 --> 00:09:50.590 like I want to arm myself now. People are going 00:09:50.590 --> 00:09:53.210 to keep kicking me in the nads. Was this your 00:09:53.210 --> 00:09:54.830 full plan? You were just going to tell me to 00:09:54.830 --> 00:09:59.190 watch my back? I appreciate it, guys. So, we're 00:09:59.190 --> 00:10:03.399 here to just have a bit of fun. I love when you 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:05.759 two have fun. When you two have fun, who knows 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:07.860 what's going to happen, you know? I love watching 00:10:07.860 --> 00:10:09.419 it. I love seeing it. I love sometimes getting 00:10:09.419 --> 00:10:11.419 to be a part of it, but I don't need to be. Well, 00:10:11.460 --> 00:10:14.000 I think, you know, we've been running like Ludo 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:16.600 nights at the community center for weeks and 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:18.600 no one shows up. We would love to cut loose, 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:20.340 but for so long we've had to show a bit of restraint 00:10:20.340 --> 00:10:22.620 and now it's like, mashallah, what are we going 00:10:22.620 --> 00:10:25.240 to do? Release the animals from the zoo. Oh, 00:10:25.480 --> 00:10:29.779 hey. Why not? I can't get in trouble. Maybe keep 00:10:29.779 --> 00:10:33.070 the giant ant in. Oh, it won't last. Yeah. It'll 00:10:33.070 --> 00:10:35.049 probably work it out itself, but the longer we 00:10:35.049 --> 00:10:38.289 have to get away from it, the better. Yeah. It 00:10:38.289 --> 00:10:40.610 ate a crocodile. Yeah. And it didn't just eat 00:10:40.610 --> 00:10:43.529 it. Like, it was doing, like, full W. It was 00:10:43.529 --> 00:10:46.750 wrestling that thing for three hours. Three hours? 00:10:46.830 --> 00:10:49.009 It was playing. Like, it kept making the crocodile 00:10:49.009 --> 00:10:51.570 get up and thinking it had a chance, and it kept 00:10:51.570 --> 00:10:54.389 just destroying it. It was drowning it for a 00:10:54.389 --> 00:10:56.070 while, and I didn't know that was possible. This 00:10:56.070 --> 00:10:59.409 is why I give the gun to the giraffe, by the 00:10:59.409 --> 00:11:04.600 way. Oh, so it couldn't be drawn? No, it's in 00:11:04.600 --> 00:11:07.340 case there's ever an apex predator that is so 00:11:07.340 --> 00:11:10.600 apex. We need a sniper. I'm just going to say 00:11:10.600 --> 00:11:12.019 we give a sniper reference. You get the higher 00:11:12.019 --> 00:11:14.259 ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The draft voice is 00:11:14.259 --> 00:11:17.539 higher ground. Okay, I can give a draft. Would 00:11:17.539 --> 00:11:19.779 you like to do the honors? Come with me. We'll 00:11:19.779 --> 00:11:23.220 get a few guns. Up this ladder? Yeah, yeah. Just 00:11:23.220 --> 00:11:25.419 come up the treehouse. You know, there is an 00:11:25.419 --> 00:11:27.850 alternative as well. It's a bit dark. But you 00:11:27.850 --> 00:11:30.429 can strap a C4 satchel to the side of the giraffe's 00:11:30.429 --> 00:11:32.429 head. It'll just swing around, boom, pop us off. 00:11:32.649 --> 00:11:36.389 Wow. Like an explosive wrecking ball. Yeah, yeah. 00:11:36.509 --> 00:11:37.870 And the giraffe will keep going once its head 00:11:37.870 --> 00:11:39.370 has grown up. Yeah, they're like a chicken like 00:11:39.370 --> 00:11:41.230 that. They'll keep going for another three or 00:11:41.230 --> 00:11:43.409 four minutes. Oh, Justin, we know a lot about 00:11:43.409 --> 00:11:45.889 animals. We know some things about animals. Yeah, 00:11:45.889 --> 00:11:48.250 you do. That's one of the things we do. A lot 00:11:48.250 --> 00:11:49.710 of the time I'm thinking whenever you say the 00:11:49.710 --> 00:11:51.750 things, I think it's wrong, but then I don't 00:11:51.750 --> 00:11:53.750 say anything. I'm like, no, they know what they're 00:11:53.750 --> 00:11:56.039 talking about. They're the marshals. So, you 00:11:56.039 --> 00:11:58.460 know, martial law means that what we say today 00:11:58.460 --> 00:12:00.740 and, you know, forever long martial law continues. 00:12:00.940 --> 00:12:05.059 I'm hoping 10 years. Hopefully. Yeah, yeah. When 00:12:05.059 --> 00:12:07.320 has martial law ever been bad? Hey, I'm just 00:12:07.320 --> 00:12:09.440 having a great time with you guys. So if this 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:12.419 is what martial law is, count me in for the long 00:12:12.419 --> 00:12:15.720 haul. Can I just check? It's obvious, like, who 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:18.580 we are, like, dressed as, right? Like, it wasn't 00:12:18.580 --> 00:12:19.960 acknowledged, but I kind of assumed that was 00:12:19.960 --> 00:12:20.679 just like... I didn't want to say, but the blonde 00:12:20.679 --> 00:12:22.519 hair and stuff, I was like, yeah, M &M, that's 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:25.100 like... Great. That is bang on. That is good. 00:12:25.340 --> 00:12:26.899 You act like you've never seen a white person 00:12:26.899 --> 00:12:29.039 before. Yeah, because you two started circling 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:31.360 me a little bit during that conversation and 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:34.659 I was getting dizzy and lost. I felt like a crocodile 00:12:34.659 --> 00:12:38.220 being pounded on by a giant red ant. Felt like 00:12:38.220 --> 00:12:42.179 you had peacocks in your pecs. That is a great 00:12:42.179 --> 00:12:44.639 saying. Thank you. That is so good, Marshall. 00:12:44.899 --> 00:12:48.429 You gophers in your... Ah, shit, no, I don't 00:12:48.429 --> 00:12:51.549 have it. Gonads. Gonads. That's pretty good too, 00:12:51.649 --> 00:12:54.809 Marshall. And also my gonads. Pretty huge right 00:12:54.809 --> 00:12:56.570 now because of the swelling. You could assume 00:12:56.570 --> 00:12:58.649 that it's a big gopher down there. Yeah, yeah, 00:12:58.649 --> 00:13:01.370 yeah. Not in a good way. In a bad, bad way. Got 00:13:01.370 --> 00:13:04.509 a big gopher down there. Or are you just grievously 00:13:04.509 --> 00:13:07.970 injured? Yeah, I'm grievously injured. Want to 00:13:07.970 --> 00:13:10.190 get those C4s and the rifles and stuff? We do 00:13:10.190 --> 00:13:12.669 have C4 here too. You have C4 here? It's in case 00:13:12.669 --> 00:13:15.149 things get really, really bad. Ah, silverbacks. 00:13:15.210 --> 00:13:17.950 Yeah. But honestly, now I'm thinking that giant 00:13:17.950 --> 00:13:20.629 red ant could save me from a silverback. I'd 00:13:20.629 --> 00:13:22.509 love to see that fight, though. Have you tried 00:13:22.509 --> 00:13:26.610 bonding with it? No. I've tried beta -ing it. 00:13:26.909 --> 00:13:29.289 You've tried beta -ing it? No, beta -ing it. 00:13:29.529 --> 00:13:33.009 I ain't trying to show I'm the alpha, because 00:13:33.009 --> 00:13:35.730 I figured if it thinks I'm one of it, it might 00:13:35.730 --> 00:13:38.110 start hive -minding, you know? Like ants do. 00:13:38.629 --> 00:13:41.490 Is it hive -minding currently? No, it's on its 00:13:41.490 --> 00:13:43.289 own. That's why I'm glad it's on its own. How 00:13:43.289 --> 00:13:45.450 do hive -mines work? I guess you need a group 00:13:45.450 --> 00:13:48.570 to begin with, right? Yeah, we need to work out... 00:13:48.570 --> 00:13:50.629 If we had a scientist here, they could probably 00:13:50.629 --> 00:13:53.289 start shooting the correct electrical signals 00:13:53.289 --> 00:13:56.250 that a giant red ant sends out to its brethren. 00:13:56.690 --> 00:13:59.309 And if we get the right neurons and things firing, 00:13:59.549 --> 00:14:02.330 we could actually control this giant red ant. 00:14:02.570 --> 00:14:05.149 Electrical signals? Yeah, that's how they... 00:14:05.149 --> 00:14:07.809 Surely it's like pheromones or something. That's 00:14:07.809 --> 00:14:09.830 what I would have said. Yeah. And we know a thing 00:14:09.830 --> 00:14:12.690 or two about animals. Okay, fine. We met on a 00:14:12.690 --> 00:14:15.740 zoology course. I haven't had a chance to research 00:14:15.740 --> 00:14:18.340 the giant red ant yet. It still says crocodile. 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:20.679 I haven't printed out its fact page. Okay, fine. 00:14:20.740 --> 00:14:23.059 You need a bit of time. That's okay. So we're 00:14:23.059 --> 00:14:25.159 saying, should we get another person in on this 00:14:25.159 --> 00:14:27.120 and we'll try and control the massive ant? Well, 00:14:27.139 --> 00:14:31.159 you know, sometimes we feel like we have a hive 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:34.100 mind. Ever since we died of hair blonde, I don't 00:14:34.100 --> 00:14:35.580 know about you, but I keep thinking about all 00:14:35.580 --> 00:14:37.399 the delicious meals you've been cooking. Oh. 00:14:37.539 --> 00:14:41.279 And also the shame that you hold. Yeah. Yeah. 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:51.070 Yeah. You all right? Yeah. Now, of course, with 00:14:51.070 --> 00:14:54.470 all these police and trained soldiers and untrained 00:14:54.470 --> 00:14:57.929 civilians out on the front lines, you might be 00:14:57.929 --> 00:15:01.830 asking, who is in charge of looking after the 00:15:01.830 --> 00:15:05.289 criminals that are stopped? And the answer are 00:15:05.289 --> 00:15:14.179 some overworked prison guards. Hey, do you mind 00:15:14.179 --> 00:15:20.500 if I borrow one of your weapons today? I forgot. 00:15:20.779 --> 00:15:23.980 I thought there was a gun in my locker. I've 00:15:23.980 --> 00:15:26.340 got here for my shift. You keep your gun in your 00:15:26.340 --> 00:15:30.080 locker? Yeah. Yeah, oh God. No, I don't bring 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:33.000 my weapon outside of the prison. You leave it 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:35.320 overnight in the prison? Or anyone could just 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:37.919 get it? Yeah, because I don't feel comfortable 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:40.019 having that in my house. And now you're saying 00:15:40.019 --> 00:15:49.179 it's not there? Look, maybe I just absentmindedly 00:15:49.179 --> 00:15:52.200 walked out with it still on my belt. Okay, so 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:54.379 it might not be... It might be in my wash machine. 00:15:54.740 --> 00:15:59.240 Okay, good. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm going to need 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:02.399 to borrow a spare uniform and key today. Oh, 00:16:02.419 --> 00:16:04.700 I can loan you one. I'm really great. I have 00:16:04.700 --> 00:16:07.480 spares, yeah. Can I trade you for a gun? Wait, 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:10.559 sorry. Or a baton. It's not an issued gun, but 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:13.419 I've got guns. Okay, there's a few points here. 00:16:13.659 --> 00:16:17.179 You have spare uniforms and keys? Why do you 00:16:17.179 --> 00:16:19.000 have spare keys? I'll get to you in a minute, 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:22.419 Jimmy. Oh, I made a copy because I, you know, 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:25.779 sometimes I misplace my keys. Where? No, the 00:16:25.779 --> 00:16:29.529 uniform isn't regulation. I just... So the right 00:16:29.529 --> 00:16:33.289 patches onto some PJs for the days when I want 00:16:33.289 --> 00:16:35.429 to come in and feel cozy. Could you describe 00:16:35.429 --> 00:16:38.490 the PJs? I mean, I could just wear them and you 00:16:38.490 --> 00:16:41.669 could see. They're a dark green. Oh, okay. That's 00:16:41.669 --> 00:16:42.950 good. I was worried they were going to be black 00:16:42.950 --> 00:16:45.429 and white striped. No, I mean, they do have power 00:16:45.429 --> 00:16:48.169 rangers on them. Okay, Jimmy. Yeah. You've lost 00:16:48.169 --> 00:16:50.669 your keys. I've got spares, but they're at home. 00:16:51.070 --> 00:16:52.870 It's not the first time that he's borrowed my 00:16:52.870 --> 00:16:55.710 spare uniform. Sometimes he wants to be cozy. 00:16:55.870 --> 00:16:58.190 Sometimes I want to be cozy. But we can't both 00:16:58.190 --> 00:17:01.230 be cozy at once. Yes, you can. We can't both 00:17:01.230 --> 00:17:03.730 be cozy at once. One of us will nap if we're 00:17:03.730 --> 00:17:06.170 too cozy. And if we're both too cozy, we'll both 00:17:06.170 --> 00:17:09.170 nap. And that's a security risk. So both of you 00:17:09.170 --> 00:17:12.990 know that you have misplaced or lost keys. Some 00:17:12.990 --> 00:17:15.930 of you have misplaced guns. I haven't lost my 00:17:15.930 --> 00:17:18.910 keys. I've just had a coffee. Usually I've spared, 00:17:19.009 --> 00:17:22.839 but I've lost them too. And you say, Clarence, 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:25.460 that you have spare keys because you constantly 00:17:25.460 --> 00:17:27.839 misplace them. No, I haven't misplaced them yet. 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:30.359 So I have two sets. But between us, we should 00:17:30.359 --> 00:17:33.279 both have a set issued. So at the moment, we 00:17:33.279 --> 00:17:36.519 both have made duplicates. Jimmy's lost both 00:17:36.519 --> 00:17:39.619 of his. I have a spare for exactly this occasion. 00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:42.680 So then between us, we have a set of keys each. 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:45.700 It's a perfect system. Checkmate. No, it's not. 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:49.230 How has it failed? Frederick gets shot. I thought 00:17:49.230 --> 00:17:52.009 someone just made a mistake, and I said, hey, 00:17:52.170 --> 00:17:54.109 why did you shoot Frederick? He was like, oh, 00:17:54.210 --> 00:17:56.549 didn't mean to, but I gotta go to the shop now 00:17:56.549 --> 00:17:58.289 anyway, so do you want anything? And I was like, 00:17:58.349 --> 00:18:00.569 no, I don't need anything. And he left and never 00:18:00.569 --> 00:18:03.369 came back. Yeah, that's Dan. Yeah, that sounds 00:18:03.369 --> 00:18:06.069 like Dan. Dan asked to borrow the uniform. Dan's 00:18:06.069 --> 00:18:08.990 a prisoner! He's my size. Look, Dan didn't have 00:18:08.990 --> 00:18:11.670 my gun, so my hands are clean. I'll be honest, 00:18:11.809 --> 00:18:13.769 all I went up to, I asked him to go to the shops 00:18:13.769 --> 00:18:19.539 for me. I was on duty. I couldn't leave. And 00:18:19.539 --> 00:18:21.440 you know what? I was out of hot chocolate powder, 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:24.539 and it was my day in the PJs. He did ask to borrow 00:18:24.539 --> 00:18:26.539 my keys. He shouldn't have. I don't know. He 00:18:26.539 --> 00:18:31.559 had my keys. That's good, because I didn't give 00:18:31.559 --> 00:18:33.519 them to him, and he was like, okay, I don't need 00:18:33.519 --> 00:18:35.539 them. You don't give your keys to anyone who 00:18:35.539 --> 00:18:39.000 asks. No, I don't. I'm responsible. What? I need 00:18:39.000 --> 00:18:41.359 a spare key today. I'm not giving you my keys. 00:18:41.980 --> 00:18:45.059 Clarence? Yeah, no, that's fine. This is teamwork. 00:18:45.380 --> 00:18:47.980 Yeah. This is why we run such a good prison. 00:18:48.480 --> 00:18:51.140 But you better not lose these as well. I might 00:18:51.140 --> 00:18:54.140 lose them. No, you can't. I'll try my best. Listen, 00:18:54.279 --> 00:18:56.660 if you lose them, I can't keep forking out money 00:18:56.660 --> 00:18:58.660 and making spares, so you're going to have to 00:18:58.660 --> 00:19:00.779 pay for the next copy. That's more than fair. 00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:04.819 How much do I owe you for the patches? I know 00:19:04.819 --> 00:19:07.259 I'll get those back. Okay. Because I know you 00:19:07.259 --> 00:19:09.160 won't dry clean them. You have to dry clean them. 00:19:09.240 --> 00:19:11.740 They need to be dry cleaned. That's a... I have 00:19:11.740 --> 00:19:13.259 to be dry clean. Didn't know that. Sorry. Have 00:19:13.259 --> 00:19:15.519 you already machine washed? I haven't washed 00:19:15.519 --> 00:19:18.140 them yet. The pajamas. My PJs. The patches. Okay. 00:19:18.319 --> 00:19:21.000 Yeah. My PJs with the patches on. Why do either 00:19:21.000 --> 00:19:26.480 of you ever wear PJs at work? Cozy. You're supposed 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:28.720 to be alert and vigilant at all times. That's 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:31.119 why both of us don't wear them at the same time. 00:19:31.119 --> 00:19:33.640 They're mostly not doing anything. You're both 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:35.900 supposed to be alert and vigilant. Neither of 00:19:35.900 --> 00:19:38.799 you are supposed to sleep or lose things. Or 00:19:38.799 --> 00:19:42.079 ask prisoners to go to the shop for you. So we're 00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:44.740 just meant to go ourselves? Yeah, we only get 00:19:44.740 --> 00:19:46.859 a 30 minute break. How are we expected to go 00:19:46.859 --> 00:19:48.579 to the shop and get back in 30 minutes? You're 00:19:48.579 --> 00:19:49.700 not supposed to go to the shop. You're supposed 00:19:49.700 --> 00:19:52.460 to bring things with you. There's a canteen. 00:19:52.660 --> 00:19:56.319 We have lives outside of this. We all have lives 00:19:56.319 --> 00:19:58.599 outside of this. I don't have time to make food. 00:19:59.259 --> 00:20:00.859 You don't have to make food. There's a canteen. 00:20:00.859 --> 00:20:02.980 You can go down and get food from the canteen. 00:20:03.259 --> 00:20:05.480 They gave me something. I said, is there egg 00:20:05.480 --> 00:20:07.420 in this? And they said, no, there's no egg in 00:20:07.420 --> 00:20:08.960 this. And then it turned out it was a quiche. 00:20:09.400 --> 00:20:11.460 So I can't trust them anymore. Trust has been 00:20:11.460 --> 00:20:14.180 broken. You know who I do trust? The prisoners. 00:20:14.579 --> 00:20:17.140 Yo, I'm right here. No, no, I trust you. Are 00:20:17.140 --> 00:20:20.259 you a prisoner? Sorry. No. I just wanted to be 00:20:20.259 --> 00:20:22.720 first on that list. I'm confused now because 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:27.400 Dan shot someone. Frederick's in a coma. Well, 00:20:27.400 --> 00:20:30.599 he's alive. That's up for debate with the Christians, 00:20:30.740 --> 00:20:34.500 to be honest. Really? Yes. Is that a point of 00:20:34.500 --> 00:20:36.839 debate? Some of the born -again Christians, well, 00:20:36.920 --> 00:20:39.039 they pick and choose what they want to born again, 00:20:39.259 --> 00:20:41.200 their philosophies, and some of them are like, 00:20:41.259 --> 00:20:42.960 ah, he's not. Well, if they consider him dead, 00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:45.400 he comes out of the coma. Is that a Jesus situation? 00:20:45.420 --> 00:20:47.319 Yeah, there's been rumblings of a Jesus situation. 00:20:48.240 --> 00:20:50.640 Frederick's not up to be Jesus. If I had a spare 00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:53.519 Frederick's brain, I'd give it to him in a heartbeat. 00:20:54.140 --> 00:20:57.029 But I didn't make a copy, so. I wish him the 00:20:57.029 --> 00:20:59.069 best. But in the future, we'll have spare brains. 00:20:59.609 --> 00:21:03.269 Don't 3D print Frederick's brain. No. Don't have 00:21:03.269 --> 00:21:05.210 a 3D printer. Don't have a scan of his brain. 00:21:05.390 --> 00:21:07.230 I'd genetically clone it. Yeah, unlike one of 00:21:07.230 --> 00:21:10.170 these mice on the back, right? Yeah. Yeah. If 00:21:10.170 --> 00:21:13.089 Frederick wakes up, we're going to have a riot 00:21:13.089 --> 00:21:16.130 on our hands. From Frederick? Yeah. No, from 00:21:16.130 --> 00:21:19.849 the prisoners who think he's a Jesus. The prisoners 00:21:19.849 --> 00:21:23.049 might think he's a Jesus again. Again. We can't 00:21:23.049 --> 00:21:26.769 have another born -again riot. It's very peaceful, 00:21:26.829 --> 00:21:29.430 but it's very annoying. Here's the problem. You 00:21:29.430 --> 00:21:32.230 don't trust the prisoners. No. They're in prison 00:21:32.230 --> 00:21:34.410 for crimes against the state. It's a two -way 00:21:34.410 --> 00:21:37.970 relationship. It's just a location. Has Dan returned? 00:21:38.890 --> 00:21:43.130 Not yet. Stipulation on yet. I mean, he's probably 00:21:43.130 --> 00:21:45.450 trying to phone me, but he has my phone. So, 00:21:45.509 --> 00:21:47.769 you know, does he have your number? Do you have 00:21:47.769 --> 00:21:53.670 my number? Hmm. I don't know. Should I have saved 00:21:53.670 --> 00:21:56.210 it last time? Yes, you should have. Remember 00:21:56.210 --> 00:21:58.369 the riot that we couldn't stop because you didn't 00:21:58.369 --> 00:22:01.089 know who to call? It was an unknown number. I 00:22:01.089 --> 00:22:06.190 just blocked it. I get so many spam calls. Those 00:22:06.190 --> 00:22:08.869 aren't spam calls. That's us asking you to come 00:22:08.869 --> 00:22:12.549 to work. Is it you asking if I need double glazing? 00:22:12.990 --> 00:22:15.269 Okay, no, that's not me. Well, then I get a lot 00:22:15.269 --> 00:22:16.769 of spam. You don't know all the calls I get. 00:22:17.180 --> 00:22:20.900 Is there a spare gun I can borrow for a 6R shift? 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:23.039 Sorry, I've got a number of spare guns. They're 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.480 not work guns, but you can borrow them. No. Perfect. 00:22:25.819 --> 00:22:29.480 Not perfect. What's the problem here? I don't 00:22:29.480 --> 00:22:31.700 have a problem. Yeah. I would rather you not. 00:22:31.880 --> 00:22:34.880 Yeah. Do you want to borrow my shotgun? Is that 00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:36.920 the one I had last time? Yeah. Yeah, that's the 00:22:36.920 --> 00:22:39.799 one. The sawed -off one. Yeah. It wasn't the 00:22:39.799 --> 00:22:41.920 most comfortable whenever I had to prop it, but 00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:45.970 you know what it'll do. I mean, yeah. You're 00:22:45.970 --> 00:22:47.849 taking the PJs? I would rather you didn't have 00:22:47.849 --> 00:22:50.029 the shirt on. I've also got a sniper rifle. Do 00:22:50.029 --> 00:22:51.849 you have a silencer? Yeah, of course I've got 00:22:51.849 --> 00:22:54.210 a silencer. Oh, yeah. That's fine. Are you taking 00:22:54.210 --> 00:22:56.869 the PJs? Yeah, that'd be great. You're not taking 00:22:56.869 --> 00:22:58.670 the PJs today, right? No, unless you want the 00:22:58.670 --> 00:23:01.250 PJs. No, I do not want the PJs. Somebody has 00:23:01.250 --> 00:23:03.650 to stay alert. Yes, that's why we take turns. 00:23:04.309 --> 00:23:06.609 Do you think Frederick would appreciate the PJs? 00:23:06.690 --> 00:23:08.890 I think he would love the PJs. We should visit 00:23:08.890 --> 00:23:11.380 him. What are you doing on lunchtime? No. Yeah, 00:23:11.420 --> 00:23:13.880 we can go. No, you can't. Why not? Because we're 00:23:13.880 --> 00:23:17.079 one guard down and one prisoner short. It evens 00:23:17.079 --> 00:23:31.460 out. Hey. This is a beautiful giraffe. Ah, it 00:23:31.460 --> 00:23:33.660 was nice. Can you pass me the duct tape, Marshall? 00:23:35.880 --> 00:23:38.119 Can we just wrap that around there? Very easy, 00:23:38.359 --> 00:23:40.539 easy. And do you want the... I don't know what 00:23:40.539 --> 00:23:42.440 you call these things. The thing that explodes 00:23:42.440 --> 00:23:44.299 it. Like a detonator? The detonator. Do you want 00:23:44.299 --> 00:23:46.420 one of them? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're telling 00:23:46.420 --> 00:23:49.460 me this sniper rifle will explode? All the guns, 00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:51.339 in case the animals work, I already use them, 00:23:51.400 --> 00:23:54.579 can also explode. You spend a lot of money on 00:23:54.579 --> 00:23:58.240 military equipment. It's protection. You know, 00:23:58.240 --> 00:24:01.500 we have to be ready. It's a deterrent. If the 00:24:01.500 --> 00:24:04.660 animals know we have exploding guns... they probably 00:24:04.660 --> 00:24:07.640 won't try and use them. Can animals know that, 00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:10.099 except for the intelligent giant red ant? It's 00:24:10.099 --> 00:24:12.119 something I don't want to test out, you know? 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:15.099 I think you've got an Oppenheimer situation here. 00:24:15.180 --> 00:24:17.299 I don't think the giant red ant should be here. 00:24:17.559 --> 00:24:19.819 I think it's too dangerous to be in a zoo. I 00:24:19.819 --> 00:24:21.819 think it's too dangerous to be in a secure underground 00:24:21.819 --> 00:24:24.640 facility, to be honest. I didn't know. I didn't 00:24:24.640 --> 00:24:28.460 research it, okay? Who ordered this animal? Someone 00:24:28.460 --> 00:24:31.240 was like, my friend has a delivery coming in 00:24:31.240 --> 00:24:33.529 from Mozambique. And he doesn't know what to 00:24:33.529 --> 00:24:35.029 do with it. And he was like, it's a giant red 00:24:35.029 --> 00:24:36.589 ant. And I was like, well, how giant can it be? 00:24:36.970 --> 00:24:39.710 Oh, it was giant enough to eat as crocodile. 00:24:39.730 --> 00:24:42.210 I don't think you guys know. You are well aware. 00:24:42.349 --> 00:24:45.509 We know how big a crocodile is. Like, yeah. Yeah. 00:24:46.730 --> 00:24:48.690 Admittedly, it was smaller than that. But it 00:24:48.690 --> 00:24:51.269 could carry it. Yeah. Carried it around like 00:24:51.269 --> 00:24:54.529 a little girl with a backpack going to school. 00:24:55.609 --> 00:25:01.069 Okay. It was traumatizing. Yeah. There's a crocodile 00:25:01.069 --> 00:25:03.470 still in there that's just hiding for its life. 00:25:03.829 --> 00:25:05.210 Oh, there's another one in there? There's another 00:25:05.210 --> 00:25:07.569 crocodile. Yeah, it's me. It's still in there, 00:25:07.609 --> 00:25:10.069 hiding for its life. It only pops up to breathe 00:25:10.069 --> 00:25:16.970 every, like, three hours. Oh, my God. Anyway, 00:25:17.089 --> 00:25:18.789 here's the detonator for the sniper rifle. All 00:25:18.789 --> 00:25:21.349 right, thanks. Yeah. I mean, the giraffe looks 00:25:21.349 --> 00:25:24.410 cool. The giraffe looks cool as hell. Yeah, I 00:25:24.410 --> 00:25:26.609 like that you chose the one with a bayonet on 00:25:26.609 --> 00:25:28.750 it so I can... Knife people, too, if it gets 00:25:28.750 --> 00:25:34.390 low enough. Yeah. And what was it you were wanting 00:25:34.390 --> 00:25:36.950 to do with the penguins, you said? Oh, just drop 00:25:36.950 --> 00:25:39.589 a couple grenades to them. Perfect. We have some... 00:25:39.589 --> 00:25:41.930 You know what? We have plenty of grenades. You 00:25:41.930 --> 00:25:45.789 got any penguins? It's a... No. Come on. What 00:25:45.789 --> 00:25:48.490 have you got that's like a penguin? He's crestfallen. 00:25:48.670 --> 00:25:51.490 Okay, there are penguins, but they're not in 00:25:51.490 --> 00:25:53.339 the zoo. They're not in the zoo. They're not 00:25:53.339 --> 00:25:55.680 in the zoo. Someone released them earlier. They 00:25:55.680 --> 00:25:57.400 kicked me in the nads and they released all the 00:25:57.400 --> 00:25:59.440 penguins. I didn't know why. I said, that's a 00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:01.599 crime. They said, no, it wasn't. I can do whatever 00:26:01.599 --> 00:26:04.380 I want. Martial law. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Under 00:26:04.380 --> 00:26:07.099 martial law, I want you to get them back. Requisition 00:26:07.099 --> 00:26:09.059 all the penguins. They couldn't have got far. 00:26:09.279 --> 00:26:12.400 They're not fast. Well, this zoo is on top of 00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:14.640 a hill, so. Yeah, they could have just slid right 00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:16.700 down and flew off. Yeah, they could be down by 00:26:16.700 --> 00:26:19.180 the pier by now. Let's hopefully slid, because 00:26:19.180 --> 00:26:21.099 if one of them started rolling, that is a long, 00:26:21.220 --> 00:26:23.700 long way down to roll. That would be brutal. 00:26:24.119 --> 00:26:29.160 Yeah. I'm not really excited about the skulls 00:26:29.160 --> 00:26:32.420 thing anymore. I know. It feels like there was 00:26:32.420 --> 00:26:35.160 a level of whimsy whenever we were talking about 00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:39.619 propelling penguins. But this giraffe is so bony 00:26:39.619 --> 00:26:42.289 and sickly, and I just... This suit is giving 00:26:42.289 --> 00:26:44.869 me a really bad vibe. And if with the rifle, 00:26:44.930 --> 00:26:46.589 it would just be like one at a time, whereas 00:26:46.589 --> 00:26:49.369 mass destruction... I do have an idea. It's not 00:26:49.369 --> 00:26:54.049 a penguin, but there are four armadillos here 00:26:54.049 --> 00:26:57.390 that we could strap some bombs to, and they could 00:26:57.390 --> 00:26:59.730 roll in like little Star Wars droids. Oh, like 00:26:59.730 --> 00:27:01.670 a droideka. Yeah, like a droideka, which is, 00:27:01.750 --> 00:27:03.450 I don't know, that might be pretty cool. Yeah. 00:27:03.730 --> 00:27:05.670 Or you could strap guns to them. They don't have 00:27:05.670 --> 00:27:08.430 to blow up. No, I like the... What do you want 00:27:08.430 --> 00:27:10.839 to do? It's your birthday. Yeah, I'll go with 00:27:10.839 --> 00:27:12.680 the armadillo. Armadillo, yeah. This day might 00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:14.460 be okay. Yeah. This day might be alright. I think 00:27:14.460 --> 00:27:15.900 they might have saved it. I'm not even going 00:27:15.900 --> 00:27:18.099 to say that yous are checking them out for the 00:27:18.099 --> 00:27:20.380 day on the book. Yous can just do what you want. 00:27:20.859 --> 00:27:23.119 Checking them out like a library. Yeah, people 00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:25.420 can check out the animals. Did you not know that? 00:27:25.579 --> 00:27:27.500 It's the biggest feature of this zoo, check out 00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:31.039 an animal. So, do you get a lot of late returns? 00:27:31.500 --> 00:27:34.599 No, everyone's very punctual about it. Most of 00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:36.339 the time they're like... This was so much more 00:27:36.339 --> 00:27:39.240 work than I ever expected. This cheetah killed 00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:41.460 my father. You know, things like that. Just classy. 00:27:42.579 --> 00:27:44.660 We're not liable. You're not liable? We're not 00:27:44.660 --> 00:27:46.559 liable. We say, if you're taking a cheetah, you 00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:48.440 have to know the responsibilities. Sign a waiver. 00:27:48.700 --> 00:27:50.599 Sign a waiver. But again, a lot of the time, 00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:52.880 they're at the cheetah stands and things like 00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:56.000 that. The cheetah stand. Like you could... Like 00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:58.240 a barn stand. There's a nice... You can have 00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:00.480 a nice little look at a cheetah you want. But 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:03.269 the page is wrong because... I'm not doing great, 00:28:03.349 --> 00:28:05.890 so it shows maybe a silverback gorilla, so they 00:28:05.890 --> 00:28:09.190 learn the wrong facts. They get the wrong foods, 00:28:09.190 --> 00:28:11.369 and then it eats their father. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:28:12.210 --> 00:28:15.029 You're like, oh, I want to take out this meerkat 00:28:15.029 --> 00:28:17.970 for my six -year -old's birthday party. Bad news, 00:28:18.170 --> 00:28:20.950 it's a lion, and it tears through the place. 00:28:21.089 --> 00:28:22.549 Not all the time. Actually, some of the lions 00:28:22.549 --> 00:28:24.829 are very, very tame, and they really like children. 00:28:25.430 --> 00:28:27.349 There was one birthday party I was terrified 00:28:27.349 --> 00:28:29.769 for, but it was apparently one of the best the 00:28:29.769 --> 00:28:32.810 town's ever seen. Oh, that's great. Yeah. You 00:28:32.810 --> 00:28:35.069 know, I thought we could only do this because 00:28:35.069 --> 00:28:36.650 it was martial law, but it turns out you could 00:28:36.650 --> 00:28:39.559 just... You can take as many as you want now 00:28:39.559 --> 00:28:42.180 because of martial law. It's a strict two animal 00:28:42.180 --> 00:28:44.339 limit per person. What was that, Marshall? We 00:28:44.339 --> 00:28:45.819 don't have to return them. And we can give them 00:28:45.819 --> 00:28:49.339 weapons. Yes. There's a lot more amenities, I 00:28:49.339 --> 00:28:52.259 suppose. What's the normal limit on withdrawing 00:28:52.259 --> 00:28:54.140 animals? Two per person. Two per person? It doesn't 00:28:54.140 --> 00:28:56.900 matter size or stature. You're one person. You 00:28:56.900 --> 00:28:58.839 could have two animals. You're allowed a full 00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:00.900 family. If you're taking six meerkats, you're 00:29:00.900 --> 00:29:02.960 allowed that because they were all mother, father, 00:29:03.059 --> 00:29:06.200 son, daughter. Can I take a troop of baboons? 00:29:06.859 --> 00:29:09.440 You couldn't normally, but now you can. Oh my 00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:12.140 god. I don't want to trip at baboons. Yeah. Well, 00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:13.799 I mean, baboons are weird because if they have 00:29:13.799 --> 00:29:16.440 just one alpha, then that's kind of like one 00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:19.079 family. So, you know, the lexicon gets confusing, 00:29:19.099 --> 00:29:20.700 but we try and treat it like... It kind of makes 00:29:20.700 --> 00:29:23.460 you wonder, where does, you know, one organism 00:29:23.460 --> 00:29:26.319 begin and one organism end? Like, if we look 00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:29.099 at this giraffe... I look at it and I think maybe 00:29:29.099 --> 00:29:31.579 this is actually its natural form. Yeah. Giraffe 00:29:31.579 --> 00:29:33.400 and sniper together at last. If someone tried 00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:35.140 to take us out would it be like a marshal of 00:29:35.140 --> 00:29:38.079 Mathers or? I like that. Yeah. Would we come 00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:41.380 as a set? Yeah. But if you strike down one marshal 00:29:41.380 --> 00:29:43.079 two more appear in its place that's because we 00:29:43.079 --> 00:29:46.000 even well we we'll let you in on the whole thing. 00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:49.299 We're basically doing like a flash mob of Marshall 00:29:49.299 --> 00:29:52.099 Mathers. Oh, fun. That's nice. We're going to 00:29:52.099 --> 00:29:55.099 sing Lose Yourself at Midnight. Yeah, with flashbangs. 00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:59.900 That's cool. Yeah. Wielded by three, two, one. 00:30:00.619 --> 00:30:03.680 Dingos. We haven't decided yet. But, I mean, 00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:06.039 that would land and air. Oh, you could do both. 00:30:06.059 --> 00:30:09.589 That would be fun. And in the water. Three, two, 00:30:09.829 --> 00:30:13.349 one. Sea lions. But what are the sea lions going 00:30:13.349 --> 00:30:16.390 to eat? The fish. And what do the fish have eaten? 00:30:17.630 --> 00:30:22.549 Dynamite. Well, we have all of this in stock 00:30:22.549 --> 00:30:26.509 in the storerooms. This is perfect. Are you going 00:30:26.509 --> 00:30:28.529 to climb up the giraffe to shoot the sniper? 00:30:28.730 --> 00:30:31.009 Or are you just going to hope its tongue hits 00:30:31.009 --> 00:30:33.210 the trigger? She knows what she's doing. Oh, 00:30:33.329 --> 00:30:35.049 okay, great. I was just wondering. And if she 00:30:35.049 --> 00:30:37.069 doesn't, you can always blow it up. That's true. 00:30:37.710 --> 00:30:40.069 But I feel like we've made a friend in this giraffe. 00:30:40.349 --> 00:30:43.410 Do you mind if I use some hydrogen peroxide on 00:30:43.410 --> 00:30:45.950 the crown of its head? Hey, we never get to use 00:30:45.950 --> 00:30:51.430 it. You go for it. Yeah. Giraffe M &M. Oh, nice. 00:30:51.849 --> 00:30:56.589 Do not lose your chance to blow. I don't know 00:30:56.589 --> 00:30:58.289 this song. That would be good to be going through 00:30:58.289 --> 00:31:00.750 its head when it's taking a shot. Yeah, yeah, 00:31:00.769 --> 00:31:04.089 yeah. Well, it's going to be very stressed. Well, 00:31:04.089 --> 00:31:05.950 enjoy your day. I'll be here if you need me. 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:09.339 Oh, wait, I don't have to stay here. Martial 00:31:09.339 --> 00:31:14.240 law. You're the mayor. Stop jaywalking. No! No, 00:31:14.779 --> 00:31:17.059 we've been over this. You're not a beat cop. 00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:18.579 You're not a police officer. You're the mayor. 00:31:18.859 --> 00:31:21.660 I want to enact martial law. Does that sound 00:31:21.660 --> 00:31:23.740 like the mayor? That does actually sound like 00:31:23.740 --> 00:31:25.519 the mayor. Martial law continues until I say 00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:29.319 no. Okay. Great. You, stop what you're doing 00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:32.019 and listen to the marshals. There's a flash mob 00:31:32.019 --> 00:31:35.009 here. Dye your hair. Yeah, I mean, I don't think 00:31:35.009 --> 00:31:37.329 we need any more. I think the giraffe is... Okay, 00:31:37.450 --> 00:31:39.430 yeah, I won't. Yeah, the power went to my head. 00:31:39.470 --> 00:31:41.009 I was just imagining what I'm going to do. No, 00:31:41.009 --> 00:31:42.329 no, no, the power should go to your head. Well, 00:31:42.329 --> 00:31:44.309 don't get too ahead of yourself. Yeah, that too. 00:31:44.569 --> 00:31:47.410 No, no, I know that you're the real ones in charge 00:31:47.410 --> 00:31:48.930 here. I might be the bear, but you're the puppet 00:31:48.930 --> 00:31:54.730 masters. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, it's gone. The 00:31:54.730 --> 00:31:57.589 giant red ant is gone. Okay, I have to make a 00:31:57.589 --> 00:31:59.170 few calls. The crocodile looks happy, though. 00:31:59.410 --> 00:32:02.880 Oh, yeah, it's fine. Oh, it's got it. Oh. And 00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:05.279 what's it got in its mouth? What does it have 00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:07.220 in its mouth? I didn't see, that's why I asked. 00:32:07.339 --> 00:32:10.259 Oh. Well, as long as it's not any detonator. 00:32:10.339 --> 00:32:12.720 It doesn't need detonators. I see a cloud of 00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:16.079 smoke. Yeah, it was a landmine, probably. Ah. 00:32:16.500 --> 00:32:18.539 More than one reason it was staying still. Oh, 00:32:18.539 --> 00:32:21.740 no. Well, that's going to be a problem for the 00:32:21.740 --> 00:32:24.440 rest of the town. Yeah, it's not your issue now. 00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:27.740 Yeah. I'll try and see if I can find a scientist 00:32:27.740 --> 00:32:29.859 to work out how I can control that ant. Before 00:32:29.859 --> 00:32:31.619 it's too late. It's not my responsibility. An 00:32:31.619 --> 00:32:34.480 entomologist. That's a good idea. Save some time. 00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:39.140 Okay, great. I'm going to make a few calls. Happy 00:32:39.140 --> 00:32:41.279 30th. Thanks, Marshall.