1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,400 Santa? Hello? Why do you want to put stars in their eyes? 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:18,200 I just got very tired of putting presents under trees. 3 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,760 Santa? What? 4 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,960 It's not feasible. What? 5 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,960 It's not feasible mate. 6 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,960 Just amuse him. Just amuse him. 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:35,960 Santa? So why do you want to go and put stars in their eyes? 8 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:40,960 Well I like to see that kitty's happy. 9 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,960 Is that enough for you, son? 10 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,960 The same old story, but I just didn't realise. 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:54,960 Wow. He's just so poetic. He's lovely, really. 12 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,960 Do you know what, mum? Yeah. 13 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:01,960 It's a long way to go from bedroom dance routines to this shit. 14 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,960 Language, now dear. 15 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,960 What in front of the house? 16 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:11,960 You had more questions for Santa, didn't you dear? 17 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,960 Don't be afraid. I do. 18 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,960 Tell me, son. Don't call me dad. 19 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:19,960 Don't call. Thank you. 20 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:23,960 Oh, just because you called me kiss and settle once doesn't make him your father. 21 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,960 We're not officially dating. 22 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:29,960 Oh, everyone. Harry called Santa does. 23 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,960 Listen, being your mother, I'm very secure. 24 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:38,960 Being your mother sometimes sees each other in an adult way. 25 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:44,960 However, we're not official as a couple yet. We're not official. 26 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,960 That's kind of worse. 27 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,960 Are we not official? 28 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,960 What do you find out, you know? 29 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,960 I've got another question, Santa. 30 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,960 What? Tell him. 31 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,960 Father Christmas? I can call you that, can't I? 32 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,960 Oh, well, of course you can. 33 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:05,960 Well, okay. So, I've had the same jeans on for four days now. 34 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,960 I can't even get them off. 35 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,960 I'm going to go to a disco in the middle of the town. 36 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,960 Do you think this shirt goes with these jeans? 37 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:21,960 Well, I wear the same suit. I wore the same suit for hundreds and hundreds of years. 38 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,960 So, no. 39 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,960 That's not true. 40 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:31,960 Santa, why do you have to constantly undermine me when it comes to your son? 41 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,960 I just thought you looked great in that white tee. 42 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,960 What, you bought me? 43 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,960 Well, I bought you, yes. 44 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,960 But I should have a look now, don't I? 45 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,960 I have a look that I have to maintain. 46 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,960 You're lucky I'm here. 47 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,960 Being presentable in front of my boy. 48 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:55,960 So, could you please amuse him for the moment? 49 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,960 So, I'm going to say this to you now. 50 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,960 I'm not his stepdad. 51 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,960 Yet. 52 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,960 Yet, yet, yet being the key word. 53 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,960 Yet, yet. 54 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,960 So, there's progress then? 55 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:20,960 Well, you know, I could be anyone's stepfather, if you think about it. 56 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:46,960 Welcome. Back to Dumbracken. 57 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,960 I bet you. 58 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,960 I can prove in court that Santa's real. 59 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,960 I think I could do it. 60 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,960 Who's your witness? 61 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:58,960 Who's my witness? 62 00:03:58,960 --> 00:03:59,960 Yeah, who'll back you up in that? 63 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,960 Santa himself. 64 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:07,960 You seem skeptical now, but I'm building a strong, strong case. 65 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,960 So, you know Santa already? 66 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,960 Oh, we've been writing letters for years. 67 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,960 Why in for a favor? 68 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,960 He said we've been writing letters for years. 69 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,960 Yeah, he writes me back. 70 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,960 Yeah, I was just checking. 71 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,960 Does he not write you back? 72 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:21,960 Never. 73 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:22,960 No. 74 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,960 Never got one. 75 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:24,960 I think it's because of my letter. 76 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,960 I also ask how he's doing. 77 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:27,960 A lot of kids don't do that. 78 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,960 What does he say usually? 79 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,960 Does it change year from year? 80 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,960 Yeah, he's had some good and rough years, but you know, I think also when I was younger, 81 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,960 he was sort of hiding some of the tough years from me. 82 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,960 I'm gonna ask you. 83 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,960 Yeah. 84 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,960 Did any of that ever correspond with your parents' divorce or general? 85 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,960 You know what, it's very funny. 86 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,960 He saw it coming to you before it happened. 87 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,960 He saw it said, I'm gonna get you an extra big present this year because... 88 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,960 Does he knew what was coming? 89 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,960 He said, you're gonna have a tough summer. 90 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,960 Just remember, you're strong kids and no matter what your parents do, they still love you. 91 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,960 And he was right. 92 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,960 They do still love me. 93 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,960 They just don't love each other. 94 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,960 Did you have a tough summer? 95 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,960 Yeah, the divorce was rough. 96 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,960 I made it through. 97 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:10,960 I think that bike really helped. 98 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,960 But he got the timers right. 99 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,960 They got divorced over summer. 100 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,960 It was an ongoing litigation, but it started. 101 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,960 Yeah, summer was a rough patch. 102 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:20,960 Oh. 103 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,960 Yeah. 104 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,960 I never received anything back from Santa. 105 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,960 Might be because I keep challenging him. 106 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,960 You keep challenging him. 107 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,960 Keep challenging him to jewels. 108 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:30,960 He won't do that. 109 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,960 He won't fight a kid. 110 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:32,960 Not a kid anymore? 111 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,960 Still writing to him? 112 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,960 No. 113 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:36,960 There you go. 114 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,960 I still keep in touch. 115 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:42,960 I always ask Santa to donate some toys to charity. 116 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,960 I'm going to donate them to charity for some kids who need them. 117 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,960 Not my toys, but some toys. 118 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,960 So, if every who had toys go missing, that was me. 119 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,960 Do you know how many gloves I've lost? 120 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,960 That wasn't me. 121 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,960 That's related to what we're talking about. 122 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:57,960 It is. 123 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:58,960 Yeah. 124 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,960 I send a glove every time with my letter. 125 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,960 I'm challenging him. 126 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,960 I say, slap yourself in the face. 127 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,960 I'm coming for you big boy. 128 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,960 Bullung glove or leather? 129 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,960 Different gloves every time. 130 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,160 Ever since I was two. 131 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,800 You don't become Santa by not knowing how to win a duel. 132 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,320 He's been around for hundreds of years. 133 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,720 He's been challenged with so many duels. 134 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,800 And yet he won't take me? What does that say about him? 135 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:22,960 He won't fight a child. 136 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,000 I'm not a child anymore. 137 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,680 You haven't challenged him as an adult, have you? 138 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,200 No. 139 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:26,920 No, okay. 140 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,240 If he shows up in your courtroom, 141 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,600 you're gonna challenge him to a duel. 142 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,680 No, he's a witness. 143 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,040 You can't attack witnesses. 144 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,000 Stop attacking witnesses. 145 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,040 I'm not gonna attack a witness. 146 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,800 I'm gonna ask a witness to set a place and time and I'll be there. 147 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,720 Does he ever tell you how the renders are doing 148 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,120 or is it only if you ask them? 149 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,560 You know, sometimes mention, yeah, Rudolph's recovering great. 150 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,120 Recovering. 151 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:46,760 Oh, yeah, I know. 152 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,440 He heard his hoof in the summertime, 153 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,160 but he should be ready for Christmas. 154 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,440 A different summer than your parents divorce. 155 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,680 That was like 25 years ago. 156 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,640 This was this summer. 157 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,040 Oh, you ever have summer then too? 158 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,960 Oh, it's just some people. Not me. 159 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,360 Do you think he's just like horoscopes? 160 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,760 And he's just like, ah, this kid's gonna have a bad summer. 161 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,480 This kid's probably gonna have a good summer. 162 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:09,800 That's 50-50 chance. 163 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,600 I mean, he knows everything about everyone. 164 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,800 He knows a big lesson who's good, bad. 165 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,920 Tell you what, he'd be a great judge. 166 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,560 But you know what, he's committed to, he has his passion. 167 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,320 I did ask if he wanted to be a judge 168 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,960 or he ever interested in, he said, 169 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,880 he was a bid for like the fourth century, but it wasn't for him. 170 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,960 Oh, well. 171 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,080 Are you trying to get in his will or something? 172 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,560 He's immortal. 173 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,400 He can't, that doesn't really matter. 174 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,400 Big pay-outs. 175 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:32,880 I don't know. 176 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,320 He has a lot of charitable endeavors. 177 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,960 Kaelin, if you ever kill him. 178 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,520 You're not gonna kill Santa. 179 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,120 Why? 180 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,640 If I get the chance, I'll try. 181 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:41,720 You won't get the chance? 182 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,280 Okay, say it your court, say it your little court date. 183 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,880 Okay, my court date and your duel of Santa are separate issues. 184 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,160 Separate issues, but if I can finally speak to him, 185 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,280 man to man. 186 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,480 I don't challenge your crimes and duels. 187 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,920 Make it worth his while. 188 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,080 Let him kill two birds with one stone 189 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,280 and Kaelin can kill him. 190 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,640 You've been travel times an issue for Santa. 191 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,600 Really? 192 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:05,000 Santa, the man who visits every home in a single night. 193 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,040 You don't think he can do to commute? 194 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,000 I think he can do to commute. 195 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:08,480 You listen to yourself. 196 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,800 You sound ridiculous. 197 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,840 I think he just doesn't want to like overstay 198 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,720 and dembracken for too long. 199 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,200 You know? 200 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,080 None of us do. 201 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,640 You don't challenge my clients to duels. 202 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,600 Yeah. 203 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:24,520 Oh, okay, but every time they get hit by bosses, 204 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,760 you're, okay, no, it's fine. 205 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,520 No, no, continue in line of thought. 206 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,720 Every time they get hit by bosses, 207 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,040 every time you get hit, they get hit by bosses. 208 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,720 You sit there. 209 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:35,280 Every time. 210 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,320 Every time. 211 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,560 One of my clients, yeah, it's okay. 212 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,760 Two of my clients have got hit by bosses. 213 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,960 Yeah, every time one of your clients 214 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,680 gets hit by multiple bosses in one instance. 215 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:46,960 Every time one of my clients gets hit by multiple bosses. 216 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,880 You won't even look at them in court. 217 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:53,920 You won't take on their cases when I say I'm not allowed to 218 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,160 because I have a thing with bosses. 219 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,200 And you won't even look at them. 220 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,440 You won't challenge them. 221 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,760 You won't do anything. 222 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:00,480 No, it's fine. 223 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,160 But then you won't even take them off. 224 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,760 I represent the bus company. 225 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,600 I'm obviously not going to take on the opposition. 226 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,760 There's a conflict of interest. 227 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,080 And also, you say they get hit by bosses. 228 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,760 That's never proven in court. 229 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,200 Because no one will take their cases. 230 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,240 It's not my fault. 231 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,080 I'm not allowed to do it. 232 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,320 I have a thing about bosses. 233 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,560 I'm not allowed to do it because I was the bus driver. 234 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:24,840 So that rules me out. 235 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:25,680 Yeah. 236 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:26,360 And you know what? 237 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,200 You've done nothing wrong. 238 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:27,600 So. 239 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,120 Thank you. 240 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,840 Thank you. 241 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,640 Should we be talking about this outside of the courtroom? 242 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,640 I'm on recess. 243 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,920 We're all on recess. 244 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,920 No, I could pay by the hour. 245 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,560 I'm on the clock here. 246 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,840 So feel free to call time. 247 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,760 We might have an issue with our Santa. 248 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:57,120 He keeps saying that he could be anyone's stepfather. 249 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,160 And he's been saying it to quite a few of the kids. 250 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,840 I don't know if we should get a new one. 251 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,120 It feels like a big health and safety violation. 252 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,120 No. 253 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,040 In what ways is it a health and safety violation? 254 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,840 Well, mental health and safety, that's included in the bracket, 255 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:14,520 isn't it? 256 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,000 No. 257 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,160 No, that's a difference. 258 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,440 OK, sorry. 259 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,080 Now, do we know his either stepdad? 260 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,400 No, he's saying he could be. 261 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,200 He's always keeping it hypothetical. 262 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:27,000 So technically, there isn't a lawsuit on its way. 263 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,440 But if he could be my stepdad, if he married my mom. 264 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,280 Well, yeah, but so could anyone, because anyone 265 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,680 would marry your mom. 266 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:35,720 Is that a compliment? 267 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,120 Yeah, she's lovely. 268 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,800 I don't like that kind. 269 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,440 It wasn't insulting, but it feels wrong. 270 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,600 It felt weird. 271 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,920 It feels like that one kind of might need to go to HR. 272 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,160 Yeah, then that's health and safety. 273 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:46,800 That's health and safety. 274 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,400 That's health and safety. 275 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,200 That's health and safety. 276 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,800 Yeah, because I am worried about the CFD of one of my coworkers. 277 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,560 But you're not worried about the safety of, oh, sure. 278 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,000 I focused a bit on the health bit. 279 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,960 No, you're not in danger. 280 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,280 I focused too much on the health bit 281 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:01,520 before rather than the safety of the people, the kids, who 282 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,040 Santa was saying, stepfather. 283 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,840 I'm just worried that a lot of the kids come into our store 284 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,840 are going to be like overpromised. 285 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:13,040 I don't want 15 kids waking up without a father. 286 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,400 Well, they wake up every morning without a father. 287 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,120 But once they're expecting a stepfather, 288 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:19,960 do we have a lot of? 289 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,520 And he doesn't show up. 290 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,240 This stuff has been busy in the hypothetical sense 291 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,400 of telling kids that it could be their stepfather. 292 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,840 Given that all of these children know 293 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,520 to be their fathers, and this Santa is very popular 294 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,880 with the single moms. 295 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,000 That is true. 296 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,440 Maybe. 297 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,000 Perhaps there's some truth in this. 298 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,200 I think it's fair to say that, again, hasn't crossed the line. 299 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,440 He just keeps saying could be, could be a stepfather. 300 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,800 Do we know he's not going to follow through on his promise? 301 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,480 I mean, he hasn't followed through yet. 302 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,080 Because if he follows through and we fire him for this, 303 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:49,760 that's true. 304 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,560 Where did you even find this guy? 305 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:52,080 What? 306 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,560 Where did you find this guy? 307 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,000 Like, where did you hire him from? 308 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,840 Court. 309 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,720 Court? 310 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,720 Yeah. 311 00:11:58,720 --> 00:11:59,360 What do you mean? 312 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,480 I found him in the court. 313 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,280 Yeah, what do you mean with court? 314 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,320 You were in court, and you found what was? 315 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,760 No, I wasn't in court. 316 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,440 I was in the courts. 317 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,720 You were doing charity, yeah? 318 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,360 I wish. 319 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,440 No, I was standing trial. 320 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,840 You said you weren't in court. 321 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,240 I said I wasn't in court. 322 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,080 I was in the courts standing trial. 323 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,720 Oh, yeah, that makes sense. 324 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,320 Who was? 325 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,640 How did you meet this guy? 326 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,320 Who was he? 327 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,720 He was my defendant. 328 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,880 Hold on, you were standing trial, and he was your defendant. 329 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,720 So you're here, so he must be good then? 330 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:30,720 He was very good, yeah. 331 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,960 He must be good, but it sounds like he's 332 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,840 being quite inappropriate for someone who's, 333 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,360 like, upholding the law. 334 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,800 Well, I'm not sure. 335 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,640 I don't know that he was supposed to be in the room. 336 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,080 Hang on, shouldn't you have told us? 337 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,480 I thought you were on a holiday. 338 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,080 I wasn't a work-related matter, or was a personal matter. 339 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,760 I've read the Health and Safety Manual. 340 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,440 He doesn't have to tell us that. 341 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,280 If it's a crime committed outside of work hours, 342 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,320 it's done business. 343 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,120 Exactly. 344 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,680 Might have been on work property, 345 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,360 but it was outside of work time. 346 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,440 We're in a mall. 347 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,360 So it's a big property. 348 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,000 Yeah, it's huge. 349 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,600 We can't be responsible for every crime that happens in the mall. 350 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,800 Even once we commit. 351 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,440 No, I do disagree. 352 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,120 If you do commit a crime in the mall that you commit, 353 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,560 then you know you've committed it. 354 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,720 That does kind of fall. 355 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,600 Well, I thought this Santa was able to disprove. 356 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,280 Well, he wasn't Santa there, but. 357 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,600 Well, he wasn't Santa during the. 358 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,360 Reward, I couldn't pay him. 359 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,160 So I got him a job. 360 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,640 What kind of person takes being Santa as a reward? 361 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,880 He was a public defender. 362 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,440 He needed money. 363 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,760 He needed money, or maybe he just wanted access to single moms. 364 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,440 I don't know what his motives were. 365 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,280 This is something like a health and safety 366 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,120 or a safeguarding issue at this point. 367 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,040 That's what I've been saying. 368 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,480 No, that's what I've been saying. 369 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,600 I think none of you guys actually know what health and safety means. 370 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,000 It's not a health and safety hazard. 371 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,760 It's just kind of icky. 372 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:50,640 OK, yeah, fair. 373 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,960 So we're legally in the clear. 374 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,040 But if we weren't, I think this Santa would be good enough 375 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,840 to get us in the clear as well. 376 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,920 We're talking about legality. 377 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,040 If it maybe we should get a lawyer at some point, 378 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:00,960 we could get something. 379 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:13,840 So this present pile is for you. 380 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,240 That's you. 381 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,880 This present pile is for you. 382 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:21,400 And this is for you. 383 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,560 Thanks, Dad. 384 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,040 No worries. 385 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:23,720 Thank you, Dad. 386 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,720 No worries. 387 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,880 Would you like to open them right now? 388 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,640 Is mom going to? 389 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,920 Yes, that's what I want tomorrow. 390 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:38,200 I know it's seven, but I've had over a few ports. 391 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,640 So I need to get this. 392 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,280 I need to get the stump where I pass out for lunch. 393 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,440 You had a few ports already? 394 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,720 You got up at six? 395 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,120 Well, port glasses, son, are very small. 396 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,960 So I took them more like shots. 397 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,840 I took them more like shots. 398 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,960 This one gets them. 399 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,360 Thanks, Dad, for the ass tray. 400 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,600 No worries, son. 401 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,240 I know you like to have a few things. 402 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,720 I really don't, Dad. 403 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,880 You what? 404 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,720 I don't smoke, Dad. 405 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:15,080 Well, hopefully this will encourage you to get into it. 406 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,600 I don't think it's cool for you, Dad. 407 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,920 Well, who says that? 408 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,920 Literally, science. 409 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,080 We don't think it's cool for you. 410 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,240 They're dead. 411 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,760 Dad, you stop smoking for Christmas. 412 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,240 That's all. 413 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,120 I don't even want my present. 414 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,280 Dad, that's you. 415 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,480 Oh, you boys, you're killing me. 416 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,200 You're killing me. 417 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:36,640 My present is a packet of sponges to wash a car with. 418 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,920 I don't. 419 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,080 Yes, it is. 420 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,360 I don't have a car. 421 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:44,760 And if your mother would open her present in. 422 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,640 Grandma, car. 423 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,600 Well, you've ruined it now. 424 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,640 You've ruined us the prize. 425 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,280 Well, you shouldn't have put sponges in the presents 426 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,920 with my gifts. 427 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:56,920 What does it mean? 428 00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:00,720 I didn't know that she'd think that'd be open car sponges. 429 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,280 I thought that'd be sponges for your disgusting apartment. 430 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,680 It's full of shite and shit. 431 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,920 There's a car on the picture of the sponges. 432 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,480 Oh, I fucked up there. 433 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,360 I majorly fucked up. 434 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,120 High presents, air fresheners. 435 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,080 Yes, it is. 436 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:15,600 It is. 437 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,080 That is must have cost three quid. 438 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,080 I know, but the car cost a lot more than that. 439 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,080 So I thought you'd be happy for your mother. 440 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,360 I got her a Nissan Micra. 441 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,840 I thought you'd want to donate the presents to your mother 442 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,840 and feel joy to that. 443 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,120 Because charity, you know, you all went to Catholic school 444 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:34,920 and went to Mass. 445 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,640 So, you know, charity and all that shit. 446 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,440 So, but the Nissan Micra took up most of the budget. 447 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:44,120 So I mean, did honestly, I'm on a pretty good APR plans. 448 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,760 So I'm hoping for the best with that. 449 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,920 Sorry, why did I get sponges? 450 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,120 You got air fresheners and you got an ashtray? 451 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:52,600 Ashtray. 452 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,720 Are you saying that's the smoke in the fucking car? 453 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,240 Is that what you're saying? 454 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,000 Well, what the fuck else are we going to do in the car? 455 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,320 Well, that's actually illegal. 456 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,120 What? 457 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,840 It's illegal to smoke in the car with your kids. 458 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,280 I've heard everything. 459 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,520 No, I've heard fucking everything. 460 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,840 Seriously, you have to have we fucking belts on you. 461 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,560 You have a fashion accessory to get to fucking eight a day. 462 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,240 Yeah, it's called social justice, Dad. 463 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,080 You need to stop that. 464 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,920 Social fucking justice. 465 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,040 I tell you what social fucking justice. 466 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:26,040 I have to work 58 hours a week. 467 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:31,240 And then I go to the pub and I have a few pints with the boys. 468 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,720 And then I drive back and what did they do? 469 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,920 They fucking put me in prison. 470 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,280 Oh, my God. 471 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,240 That's social justice. 472 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,160 That's fucking social justice. 473 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,200 I'm very glad. 474 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,640 I'm sorry I'm not wearing a fucking fashion accessory 475 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,360 to make sure I didn't hit any more pedestrians. 476 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,400 It's not my fucking fault. 477 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,760 She should have seen where she was going. 478 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,680 Dad, you went up on the pavement, Dad. 479 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,480 Dad, is that why you bought your mom and Nissa 480 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,560 a micro so she can pick you up from the pub? 481 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,520 Right. 482 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,880 I'm going to be fucking dead honest with you right now. 483 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,800 I totally destroyed it. 484 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:13,640 I went into a barrier, but it's fine. 485 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,040 I only hit a fax. 486 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,000 What, last night, Dad? 487 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,640 They're endangered, Dad. 488 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,040 I only hit a fax. 489 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,440 They're endangered, Dad. 490 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,520 Who gives a fuck? 491 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,680 They're protected species. 492 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,480 You know what? 493 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,480 The fucking crack is endangered. 494 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,280 They're protected species. 495 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,640 The crack is endangered. 496 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,480 I have been trying to spice up this house. 497 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,800 I've been doing my best. 498 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,680 Spice it up with smoke, Dad. 499 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,960 Second-hand smoke in the house, Dad. 500 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,880 I didn't realize, oh, so when you go to fucking nightclubs 501 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,760 and they had the ambiance, and you're going, oh, no. 502 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,760 Someone's smoking in here. 503 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,720 No, it's ambiance. 504 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,560 I'm at nightclubs. 505 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,160 He's crap. 506 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,440 He's not going to nightclubs. 507 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,920 I don't walk a notch. 508 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,440 Jesus fucking Christ. 509 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,320 When I was your age, right, right, right. 510 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:57,560 When I was your age, I was going from work to the pub. 511 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:01,320 And then I was working doing, I was doing a people round. 512 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,320 Because I was the youngest. 513 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,760 And then I was working on the tractor. 514 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,320 And then I was doing the sardine and all the stuff 515 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,840 in the factory. 516 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,000 You know, I want to show you. 517 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,840 The one we go past when we're going there. 518 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,200 And then the one with the door. 519 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:15,520 Dad. 520 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,440 I'm in there. 521 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,360 Now we've heard this story a million times. 522 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,000 Well, why don't you fucking listen then? 523 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:26,240 Because I repeat myself about 12 fucking thousand times. 524 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,920 And you keep going on about the same fucking things. 525 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,880 And I frankly haven't heard enough of it. 526 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,240 I frankly haven't heard enough of it, Frank. 527 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,000 That's why I think that's why I called you that. 528 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,720 Because frankly, you were an absolute fucking gobshite, 529 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,360 honestly. 530 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:40,040 I try and get you an ash tray to enjoy yourself with. 531 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,400 And I get your mother an nesan micro. 532 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,840 OK, I crashed it to you. 533 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,000 I crashed it. 534 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,760 The fox, I mean, I saw the fear in its fucking eyes. 535 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:51,960 But I don't need to go to the fucking therapy like you do. 536 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,200 I don't need to fucking do that. 537 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,800 I'm just saying the ash trays for the ambiance 538 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,400 in the nesan micro. 539 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,920 The sponges of when you're doing the fucking car. 540 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,400 And this Christmas, I'm going to have a few more sherrys. 541 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,000 Help your mother in the kitchen. 542 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:14,080 Because I'm going to have a few fakes in the nesan, OK? 543 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,080 Right, see you boys later. 544 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,680 Like. 545 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,480 Just wanted a space hopper down. 546 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,960 Just a space hopper. 547 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:20,960 Let's go, fellas. 548 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,840 Let's help, man. 549 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,320 All right. 550 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,320 Oh, yeah. 551 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,320 Oh, nice. 552 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,320 Isn't that? 553 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,320 Strongly known. 554 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:34,320 Ah, but to test the bounds of what life is to best. 555 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,320 The bounds of God. 556 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,320 Our next week's the brush. 557 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:45,320 Well, he went from his coma. 558 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:50,320 How's reality changed with each brush stroke? 559 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,320 It's the 16th sister. Is she real? 560 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,320 Might have. 561 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,320 Next week. 562 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,320 Think about the facts of the case that have been presented to you. 563 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:10,320 And make a fair and just assessment, as you so believe. 564 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,320 Thank you very much, Jerry. 565 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,320 Guys, like, I don't know. 566 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:18,320 I just feel bad saying they're guilty like three days before Christmas. 567 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:23,320 So if we can all just say not guilty, I'm like, it's a Christmas miracle. 568 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,320 That would be great. 569 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,320 I just need the numbers on it. 570 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,320 No, I'm still going to say that I think they murdered them. 571 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,320 I don't care if I'm the only one out there. 572 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,320 I'm just going to say that I think they murdered them. 573 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:42,320 I don't care if I'm the only one out of all of us. 574 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,320 It was a collision. 575 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,320 It wasn't murder, right? 576 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:50,320 I'll probably agree with you, but I might wait till after Christmas. 577 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,320 I don't want to be alone on Christmas Day. 578 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,320 So be nice to be in here and talking to you guys over Christmas. 579 00:21:55,320 --> 00:22:00,320 You're just going to ask us to deliberate for another what, 96 hours? 580 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,320 Yeah, we could just hang out. 581 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,320 I brought men's pies and we're allowed to use the microwave. 582 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,320 I have a family to get back to. 583 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,320 Well, I don't. 584 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,320 Well, no, hey, no, it's okay because I think I think we're friends now. 585 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,320 Right? 586 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,320 Like this is bonded us. 587 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,320 So I think we wrapped us up. 588 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,320 Not guilty. 589 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,320 We can get them involved like we can have a little shindig together. 590 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,320 We can do drinks on Christmas Eve. 591 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,320 Everyone who's been involved in the case can come along. 592 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,320 They can drop in. 593 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:33,320 You can bring your family and bring partners, you know, I don't want to bring my family 594 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,320 to some sort of open bar murder call. 595 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,320 I don't want to do that. 596 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,320 A murder call because he's not guilty. 597 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:44,320 No, no, big Christmas Eve sleepover. 598 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,320 Well, what? 599 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,320 Sleepover. 600 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,320 Where? 601 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,320 Your house. 602 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,320 My house? 603 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,320 Big Christmas Eve sleepover in your house and I'll just tell. 604 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,320 I live in a flat. 605 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,320 I live in one bed. 606 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,320 And you never stop boasting about it. 607 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,320 You never done it for a good price. 608 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,320 I really feel like we've got to know each other over the last four weeks. 609 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,320 I live in a wardrobe. 610 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,320 I'm okay with that. 611 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,320 You don't need to constantly go on about your flat. 612 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,320 You don't want to be on your own. 613 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,320 And I was just going to meet in like a third space like a pub. 614 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,320 Big Christmas Eve sleepover at the pub. 615 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,320 They're not using the space on Christmas Day. 616 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,320 That's fine. 617 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,320 We couldn't have that big one in my house anyway because it's a one bed. 618 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,320 That man was caught on camera stabbing someone. 619 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,320 It was a, it was one of those knives that collapses in on itself. 620 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,320 I know that, you know that. 621 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,320 Everybody knows that. 622 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,320 It was a little bit of a rough and tumble, you know? 623 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,320 Just a little bit. 624 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,320 Oh, sorry. 625 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:40,320 Oh, you know, someone died, but that wasn't his fault. 626 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,320 It wasn't his fault. 627 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,320 That's very convincing. 628 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,320 I'm going to change my mind. 629 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,320 I was with you here, but that was very convincing. 630 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,320 Sure. 631 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,320 Number four. 632 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,320 Yeah. 633 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,320 Come on, man. 634 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,320 No, I thought the video ever initially that was definitive proof. 635 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,320 Are you in for Christmas Eve pints? 636 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:59,320 Um, phew, open bar or? 637 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,320 I'm not paying. 638 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,320 Oh, no, then. 639 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,320 We'll just walk out. 640 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,320 Do rhymes. 641 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,320 Can't just walk out of a court. 642 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,320 No, the pub. 643 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,320 We'll just walk out of the pub. 644 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,320 Oh, yeah, Dandash. 645 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,320 Yeah. 646 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,320 Yeah. 647 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,320 Yeah, I already know you're all morally corrupt. 648 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,320 Oh, don't tight. 649 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,320 What about that? 650 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:23,320 That family sitting in the country there crying their eyes out because their father is dead. 651 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,320 Murdered. 652 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,320 They're not going to get any compensation. 653 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,320 Listen, do we get compensated for a time here? 654 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,320 We could paint our normal work wages. 655 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:39,320 And I think the murderer also has a family and they're waiting on him to get back with 656 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,320 a sense of not guilty. 657 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,320 That's what you're trying to say. 658 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,320 Let's not ruin two families. 659 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,320 Yes. 660 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,320 No, that was a, that was a flippant point. 661 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,320 Don't everyone agree to it. 662 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,320 I'd quite like to see my brother this Christmas. 663 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,320 So he can come to the pints. 664 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,320 Not only if he's found innocent. 665 00:24:53,320 --> 00:25:00,320 Maybe the dag guys family need a plus one at the table this Christmas. 666 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:06,320 Look, after this finish, you can shoot your shot, but I wouldn't do it in the room. 667 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,320 A little holiday romance. 668 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,320 Is that what you're thinking? 669 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,320 We can make an eye at each other. 670 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,320 Okay, okay. 671 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,320 But to be fair, then you would need to say that the murderer was guilty. 672 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,320 You see, you can't be like, yeah, I let them off, but hey, you want to... 673 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,320 Just be like, oh, there's other guys doing it. 674 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,320 I just had to go along with it. 675 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,320 That's fine. 676 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,320 Also, my brother's been sleeping with her for years. 677 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,320 So, yeah. 678 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,320 Maybe your brother's the murderer. 679 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,320 I mean, he was on trial. 680 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,320 Juror number four, is that the reason you never say your name to any of us? 681 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,320 You've just been Juror number four this whole time because it is your brother out there. 682 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,320 I can say my name, Daniel. 683 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,320 Okay. 684 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,320 There was text about a Daniel. 685 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,320 Are you the Daniel that was in those texts? 686 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,320 Yeah. 687 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,320 Of course he was my brother. 688 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,320 We text, it's normal. 689 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,320 Do you think he'd go to pints? 690 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,320 And you were going to find him guilty? 691 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,320 We were going to find him guilty just moments ago. 692 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,320 There was a lot of evidence. 693 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,320 I have siblings. 694 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,320 I know what it's like. 695 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,320 I said I could be impartial. 696 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,320 Ha ha ha ha. 697 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,320 Oh, my God. 698 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,320 Ha ha ha. 699 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,320 Ha ha ha. 700 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,320 Ha ha ha. 701 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,320 So, I heard you guys needed a lawyer. 702 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:24,320 Yeah, we're just worried about some of the things that you yourself have been doing. 703 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,320 So, we're just checking the legal waters. 704 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,320 Is there a conflict of interest there? 705 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,320 You're prosecuting yourself? 706 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,320 No, he's defending himself. 707 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,320 No, I'm defending myself and I am the defendant. 708 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,320 Okay. 709 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,320 And he would be defending the company. 710 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,320 You wouldn't be the, we would be liable if you did something. 711 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,320 I would be the lawyer for myself. 712 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,320 I know exactly what I have and haven't done. 713 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:51,320 So, we were essentially just, there's been a lot of you telling children that you could be their stepfather. 714 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,320 Yes. 715 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,320 We're wondering if you're going to make good on any promises. 716 00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:01,320 Well, I, you know, this is a work related matter. 717 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,320 So, you don't have to tell us. 718 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,320 No. 719 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,320 Is this a health and safety matter? 720 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,320 Good question. 721 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,320 Well, no, I wouldn't say so. 722 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,320 I told you. 723 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,320 I told you. 724 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:20,320 I wouldn't say it is unless of course something were to happen between me and one of the moms in the elf shack. 725 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,320 Why did you put specificity on the location? 726 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,320 Well, where else are we going to, you know, do it? 727 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,320 It's fair point. 728 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,320 Clares. 729 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,320 Poplar hookup spot. 730 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,320 I don't think so. 731 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,320 Yeah. 732 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,320 Hang on. 733 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,320 Hang on here. 734 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,320 What? 735 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,320 It's a hookup spot. 736 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,320 Where are you getting this information? 737 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,320 It's got blinds on it. 738 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,320 Yes. 739 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,320 Yeah. 740 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,320 Very popular. 741 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,320 Close the curtains. 742 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,320 Someone put down a mattress. 743 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,320 I put down a mattress. 744 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,320 Hang on. 745 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,320 I think, has that mattress been a health and safety check? 746 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:55,320 Was that your signal you put a mattress outside the door so that people knew that the room was being used? 747 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,320 That is a health and safety issue. 748 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,320 It's inside. 749 00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,320 It's inside. 750 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,320 Is it outside? 751 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,320 There's a mattress outside. 752 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,320 I thought it was a signal for someone getting busy. 753 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,320 It's inside. 754 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,320 Like a pineapple. 755 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,320 Yeah. 756 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,320 Yeah. 757 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,320 Like for swingers. 758 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,320 Yeah. 759 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,320 Yeah. 760 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,320 Except a mattress. 761 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,320 Blocking a fire exit. 762 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,320 That is a health and safety issue. 763 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,320 I agree that. 764 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,320 It's bigger. 765 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,320 It's half as big as you. 766 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,320 Okay. 767 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,600 So if anyone does anything in the elf shack, we're not going to put mattresses and block 768 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,600 the exit. 769 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,320 You should be doing anything in the elf shack. 770 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,320 No, you can put a mattress in the elf shack. 771 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,320 But not blocking the door. 772 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,320 Yeah. 773 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,320 Just not blocking the door. 774 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,880 So you need to put a fire retardant on it. 775 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,760 Make sure that no flame is there. 776 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,760 No plug. 777 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,200 There's no plug in the elf shack. 778 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,200 It's just a wooden. 779 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,200 Okay. 780 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,200 Perfect. 781 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,320 You can definitely put a shagging mattress down there. 782 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,320 What? 783 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,320 Sorry? 784 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,320 Shagging mattress. 785 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,320 Shagging mattress. 786 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,320 Hang on here. 787 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,800 Let's take this back a few steps. 788 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:58,320 And can I just say the magic that we're creating in the mall, which makes this technically, 789 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,480 legally, the jurisdiction is that plan. 790 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,080 So the laws are different in that land. 791 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,760 So I don't like the act of looking for lip-pals. 792 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760 That makes me uncomfortable. 793 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760 Right then. 794 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,760 So I am Santa Claus. 795 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,760 I'm a lawyer. 796 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,760 So we are paying this by the... 797 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,760 In it, I believe. 798 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:20,400 Well, I'm sort of going to be charging double because, you know, still wearing the costume, 799 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,280 the beard, the hat, the wig, the rings. 800 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,360 You should try that in court. 801 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,000 I bet you that would... 802 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 So I will be... 803 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Oh, that's... 804 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,880 I bet you that would swing a jury. 805 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,760 Any of you need a lawyer? 806 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,760 Yes. 807 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,760 Yes. 808 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,760 Oh, yeah, of course. 809 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,760 Yes. 810 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,760 Sorry. 811 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,760 Yeah. 812 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,760 So this is what we're going to need to do. 813 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,960 No more elves shagging in the elf shack. 814 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,960 Okay. 815 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,760 Only the top brass. 816 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,760 Only me. 817 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,760 Oh, no. 818 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:48,760 No. 819 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,760 No. 820 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,040 I really don't think that this is in the... 821 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,040 Only me. 822 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,040 No. 823 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,040 Hold on. 824 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,760 Can we do like a shift thing? 825 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,840 Hang on here. 826 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,840 I think... 827 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,520 My marriage has been better than ever since this match was... 828 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,520 Congratulations. 829 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,520 You can always... 830 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,520 I think in... 831 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:09,200 I think there's a holister nearby that doesn't really check their changing rooms much, so 832 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,200 that's an option. 833 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,720 Yeah, yeah, but the attendance to attractive, it makes me feel... 834 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,240 Quite dark in there, so that's an option for you. 835 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,720 Even so, he shines. 836 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,720 I don't... 837 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,720 I just... 838 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,720 I don't... 839 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,240 I know it's going well with your wife, but I don't need to do that. 840 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,560 I think he's going well until she sees him, and then it could be like a... 841 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,880 It could have been. 842 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:32,560 We're the same age, and we don't look like... 843 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,080 I mean, I'd love to have a look at that one day. 844 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,080 I was. 845 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,080 I think... 846 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,520 I think we all know what we're talking about here. 847 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,640 The thing that shines. 848 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,640 The man in the holister. 849 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,640 The man in the hol... 850 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,640 Yes. 851 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,440 I mean, metaphorically, it's just... 852 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:50,640 Even just his silhouette by itself, it will get anyone, you know, get the motor revving. 853 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,840 We can't afford to pay anyone that attractive for grades out of our budget. 854 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,120 You try saying no, though. 855 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,120 Like saying, like, his auras or... 856 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,400 No, I go, what do you mean, it's okay. 857 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,920 I'm also a psychologist. 858 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,400 Okay, so it's good. 859 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,000 What I think we've established is that we are clear of any wrongdoing. 860 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 There's no... 861 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000 There's no lawsuits coming out. 862 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:15,040 Well, what you should know is that I'm also an accountant, and I've been having a look, 863 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,600 and you really shouldn't be fiddling those books. 864 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,240 We know two of us are in court for it. 865 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,240 We know. 866 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,240 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 867 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,880 What is going on in this shopping center? 868 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,880 Crime? 869 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,520 Would you be needing a lawyer? 870 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,880 I don't know if you know this, but I'm also a lawyer. 871 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,360 Yes, you got me off a murder charge last... 872 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,360 Oh, yes, yes. 873 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,360 Murder? 874 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,360 Yes. 875 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,360 That's definitely a healthy safety issue. 876 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,360 I didn't do it. 877 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,560 No, I know he didn't for a fuck. 878 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,800 I don't think it's health and safety. 879 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,560 It's elf and safety. 880 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:52,320 Just...just put me down for another murder charge there. 881 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,320 Thank you. 882 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,320 What the... 883 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,320 Come here. 884 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,320 Get off me! 885 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,320 Get off me! 886 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,320 Help! 887 00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,320 Help! 888 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:04,600 But it's all right because it's on the shagging mattress. 889 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,600 Yeah, we're fine. 890 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,080 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to keep up here. 891 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,080 Yeah, no, we're good. 892 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,080 We're good. 893 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,720 I put a waterproof thing on it. 894 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:20,160 It should be fine. 895 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,240 This episode featured Patrick Meyer. 896 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:31,120 We have Laura Conlon, Kieran Sands, Amelia Price, Eddie Goodwin, Owen Fox, Declan King, 897 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,600 Kit Reese and Connor Reddick. 898 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,880 Thank you for listening. 899 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:52,920 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.