1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Mayor Anders? How he's helped me like that? I don't know. He's a weird one that man. 2 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:21,240 You know, look at all this shit around us. It's a bunch of his pictures on old Google 3 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:28,920 pride floats and stuff. This is, this is awful. He's a bit of a weird fellow. I've felt it 4 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:35,920 ever since I saw him in the cinema recently to see The Apprentice. I saw him there, I 5 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:40,920 was like, there you go, local celebrity, latida, sat down in the row in front of him, gave 6 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:47,920 him a tip and meal. And you know, I started watching, watching this film take place, Jeremy 7 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:54,200 Strong killing it. And all of a sudden I just hear all these scribbles behind me and I look 8 00:00:54,200 --> 00:01:00,640 behind and Anders is just taking notes. All the time The Apprentice is going, Anders is 9 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:07,480 taking notes. I try to ignore this for most of the time, but then he just puts his feet 10 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,800 through the little gap between the seats, you know, where you can kind of nestle your 11 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:16,800 feet in it. There's nobody in the row in front and you can kind of relax. He goes and does 12 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:23,800 that and I'm stuck there with his feet beside my elbow and I can't move my elbow because 13 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:30,640 then he'll be alerted to the fact that my elbow is not the arm rest and then it'll be 14 00:01:30,640 --> 00:02:00,600 really awkward. So to answer your question, book on. 15 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:07,600 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 16 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:14,600 The mayor is wonderful, not an ordinary man at all. You can tell from his bone structure, 17 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:20,840 poise and posture that this man was born to administer civic issues and hand down decrees 18 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:26,320 that benefit the whole of the town. As the for now unofficial mayoral correspondent, 19 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:33,320 I have unique insight into the man's psyche and mindset. Him falling asleep at town hall 20 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:40,680 meetings, a poor move against those who would dare oppose him and waste his time. The poor 21 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:46,600 fitting attire and unkempt appearance day to day, a searing nod to those who are more 22 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:53,600 style over substance. The mayor's speeches are masterpieces of ambiguity. He knows how 23 00:02:53,600 --> 00:03:00,600 to say nothing and make it sound like everything. I've watched him speak for an hour on the 24 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:08,000 subject of local road works and leave everyone both confused and amazed. Somehow feeling 25 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:14,420 as though they've just received the answers to life's most profound questions. The brilliance 26 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:21,080 is in the delivery, the rhetoric. It is not the answer that you get that matters, but 27 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:28,080 the fact that you feel heard, you feel important. That's the mayor's gift. Now piss off you 28 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:35,440 filthy commoner. I'm busy inspecting his recycling to uncover the true genius behind his leadership. 29 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:42,440 If he ever did recycle that is. 30 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:49,440 I've been here since 5 a.m. to get the best spot for the parade. And you think you can 31 00:03:55,840 --> 00:04:01,200 just waltz right in front of me and block my view? 32 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,920 I was just walking here. 33 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,040 Well keep walking. 34 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,120 I just wanted to see the mayor and all the flouts and things. 35 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:12,360 We all want to see it, but some of us want to see it more than others. 36 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,400 Except for me, I'm the one who wants to see it the most. 37 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:19,760 But you sat down, so you're gonna be at a really low down vantage point. 38 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:25,080 Yeah, but I'm at the front. It's fine to be at a low vantage point. I want to sit out 39 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,160 in front of me. Not you. 40 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:32,040 Why did you leave all that space? There's like enough space for at least one person, 41 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,040 maybe two to get from you. 42 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:40,040 I like to stretch my legs. I've reserved these spaces since June. 43 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:45,480 There's three more seats there. You've just got different types of seats. 44 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:46,480 Yeah. 45 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,120 And they fall all over people? 46 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,840 They're all mine. What part do you not understand? If I don't get the ones in front of me, they 47 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,840 block my view. 48 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:56,320 But, could I sit in one of them? 49 00:04:56,320 --> 00:05:03,320 No. Of course not. You idiot. Why would it make you think you could sit there? These 50 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:10,320 are the seats for the biggest fan of the mayor. That's not you. Is it you? You get the mayor's 51 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:16,920 name tattooed on your back? 52 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,920 No. 53 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:23,920 It just says mayor. 54 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:30,920 Yeah. The rest is in ink, the exact tone of his skin. 55 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,920 Or you just save it up for it. 56 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:40,920 No. It's there. You just won't know it until I get a tan. 57 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:48,920 Well, I have to say that the mayor has been extremely helpful this year. He was able to 58 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:57,720 help myself and all of the cadets and recruits down at the local army base. One of the major 59 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:04,720 things that the mayor decided to do was pay for our new latrines. So of course, as you've 60 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:10,720 probably seen, there was a huge muddy ditch that everyone had to urinate and defecate 61 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:16,720 into. I would have to say it was the most appalling sight on the eyes and the smell 62 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:22,720 wasn't too good either. And the mayor stepped in, the mayor literally stepped in, the mayor 63 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:29,720 of course, stepped into the shuck. And that was that period, the start of last year where 64 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:35,720 he went missing for a few days. He got stuck in the old shuck. I think you remember the 65 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:42,720 headlines. Mayor missing. And then when he was retrieved from the shuck, it was mayor 66 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:48,720 unstuck from shuck. Anyway, the mayor was in good humor about it but decided we needed 67 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:55,720 actual latrines. So we have those now and I have to say that I really appreciate the 68 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:59,720 way you're doing that as do all of the recruits and cadets. 69 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,720 Hello? 70 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:13,720 Hello! Hi, we're here from City Council. 71 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,720 Oh, I wasn't expecting anyone from City Council today. 72 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,720 Hello, we're from City Council. 73 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:20,720 Hello. 74 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,720 Okay, yes, I get, yeah, how can I help? 75 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,720 We have been sent by the mayor. 76 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,720 By the mayor himself. 77 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,720 To give you a new TV. 78 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,720 You have won. 79 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:30,720 Congratulations. 80 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,720 Oh, we've won. 81 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,720 You have won. This entire TV is all yours. 82 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:40,720 And as you can see here, by my documents, these are signed by the mayor. This is legal, 83 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,720 this is not a scam. 84 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,720 Pressed by his hand. 85 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,720 Indeed, himself. 86 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:45,720 We've won a TV. 87 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,720 An entire TV all to yourself. 88 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:53,720 Oh my god, this is like, this has never happened to me. What size is it? 89 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,720 Oh, look at the back of this car, don't you see? 90 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:57,720 Oh, it's right here right now. 91 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,720 It's right here right now. 92 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,720 We've brought the TV with us. 93 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:01,720 Oh my god. 94 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,720 We're even going to bring it in and install it. 95 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,720 Martin, Martin, who's at the door? 96 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,720 It's, what are your names? These guys from the mayor's office, from the council. 97 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,720 Frombo. 98 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,720 We've won a TV. 99 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,720 It's about the TV license. I told them that I paid that, honestly. 100 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,720 No, no, no. 101 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,720 I told them. We got the letters. 102 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:25,720 No, no, shut up George. It's, we've won a TV. They're giving us a TV. 103 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,720 What? This is going to start this whole TV license thing again. 104 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,720 Shut up. 105 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,720 I've got four court summons. I can't have another one. 106 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,720 George, shut, you don't talk about the TV license right now. 107 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:42,720 I would like you to know that this TV does come with the TV license prepaid for five years. 108 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,720 Sweet. Bring it in. 109 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,720 We're free. 110 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,720 Wheel it in. 111 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,720 It is 62 inches. 112 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,720 Me and Joel will help you lift it in now. 113 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:50,720 Yes, of course. 114 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,720 We're going to have to get rid of the crib. 115 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,720 Yeah, I think, and I think the toddler's bed as well. 116 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,720 Yes, we can rearrange the kid's room. 117 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,720 Can an infant be on a bunk bed? 118 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,720 Sorry? 119 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,720 Can an infant be on a bunk bed? 120 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:01,720 I don't care. 121 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:02,720 Do you think that's safe? 122 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:03,720 I don't care. 123 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:04,720 Pop or rotten bunk? 124 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,720 We've got a 62 inch TV, George. 125 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,720 I know. 126 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,720 So you want it upstairs then? 127 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:10,720 Oh, my back, my back. 128 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,720 I think we need to get our, hang on, I'm just going to get on the phone here. 129 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:19,720 I'm going to strap on my little helping back solution. 130 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,720 Bongo, Bongo. 131 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,720 What? 132 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,720 Bongo, we need you at this house. We've got to carry the TV in. Pronto. 133 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,720 You need me to lift something? 134 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,720 Yes. 135 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,720 We're at 62 Oak Ridge. 136 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,720 Okay, I'll be right there. Pronto. 137 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,720 Thank you, Bongo. 138 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:47,720 The mayor has been very unhelpful to me and my fellow creatures this year. 139 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:55,720 After he got stuck in our shuck home, he, he removed the whole thing. 140 00:09:55,720 --> 00:10:01,720 Where are me and my brethren supposed to spawn now? 141 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,720 It's a terrible shame. 142 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:09,720 We've had to now come further above ground, see me walking around the town. 143 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,720 Oh, it's a pity. It's such a pity. 144 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:18,720 My flippers and fins are not made for above ground. 145 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:22,720 So we are very much anti-mayor this year. 146 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,720 Celebrate the mayor? 147 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,720 I don't think so. 148 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:35,720 In fact, we are thinking of having our own mayoral candidate for the next elections. 149 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,720 Vasovik Swampfin. 150 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,720 We will fully support him. 151 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:52,720 We have yet to get the humans to also support us. 152 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,720 Excuse me, folks. 153 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:59,720 We're going to have to clear this area and move these railings. 154 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,720 I'm really sorry. 155 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,720 You can't do this to me. 156 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:06,720 Sorry, the ambulance needs to go somewhere. 157 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,720 The ambulance doesn't need to go anywhere. 158 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,720 There's no emergency that's more important than this. 159 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:16,720 No, we don't have any emergencies yet, but we want to be on site from when they might happen. 160 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,720 So we need our ambulance to be set up here. 161 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,720 If I don't see the mayor in all his glory, I will die. 162 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,720 He has reserved these seats since June. 163 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,720 Thank you. 164 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,720 Stools themselves or their placement? 165 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,720 Good question. Both have been reserved. 166 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:39,720 I've reserved the stools and if you look, in fact, I've bolted them to the pavement. 167 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:43,720 Okay, well, do you have a way to remove these or am I going to have to get the fire crew? 168 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,720 Look, the fire crew tried and failed to remove these seats. 169 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,720 Just because I block a fire hydrant, they think they can move me. 170 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:56,720 I need to ask the two of you to get to the back of the crowd somewhere else in another sector and another quadrant. 171 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:01,720 He reserved these seats. My good friend reserved three seats for me. 172 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,720 We're not friends and you don't get one of these seats. 173 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,720 I appreciate you backing me up. 174 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,720 Could be friends. 175 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,720 Listen, what if one of you need this ambulance in a few hours? 176 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,720 I'd rather die than disrupt the mayor's parade, okay? 177 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:20,720 If I have a heart attack and you bring those sirens interrupting the mayor's speech, 178 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,720 I will make sure to die quicker so you can turn them off, okay? 179 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:30,720 Well, we wouldn't. Sir, we wouldn't need to have the sirens on if the ambulance is actually on site of the parade. 180 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:36,720 This is the most efficient spot for us to be to set up, to do first aid, to administer things. 181 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,720 Of course we know that. Why do you think we're here four hours before the parade? 182 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,720 We know it's the best spot. 183 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:45,720 Okay, we haven't been here four hours before. I've been here for the last 12 hours. 184 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,720 And I tripped over a bolted still. 185 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,720 You tried to kick it over. 186 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,720 I did after I tripped over it. I turned around and I kicked it. 187 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,720 Oh my god, you have some blood on your converse there. Are you in pain? 188 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:01,720 He's fine. Now, look, you're quite clearly a dedicated emergency worker. 189 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,720 Work hard. Today's a special day. Take it off. 190 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,720 Do you need a seat? 191 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,720 Take it off. Take the day off. You can't have a seat, but you should take it off. 192 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,720 Medical emergencies don't take the day off. 193 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,720 They do. They do today. 194 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,720 Do you need to get medical aid? 195 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,720 I'm not a kid. I'm 12. 196 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,720 All right, sir. Do you need medical aid? 197 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,720 If he's old enough to work in the Army, he's old enough to know when he's healthy. 198 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,720 Am I old enough to work in the Army? 199 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,720 I believe so. 200 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,720 I'm going to try it for that. 201 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,720 Under Mayor Unders, yes. 202 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,720 Yeah. Now, it's technically a militia, but still. 203 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:39,720 Oh, maybe I could get Colonel Marsapad to teach me. 204 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,720 Don't go near that man. 205 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:45,720 Yeah. He freaks me out. I don't know which wars he's fought in. 206 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:58,720 I went to school with Mayor Unders. I won't have a bad word said against that man. 207 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,720 I see that man. He's walking past my shop. I always shout, 208 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,720 I always say, hey, Mayor Unders, come on in, mate. Come on in. 209 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,720 And I always said to him, look, you can take whatever you want in here. 210 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,720 And he does that. He comes in. He lifts some things off the shelf. 211 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,720 He likes to get some of the expensive bits and pieces. 212 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,720 And that's fine. And I don't mind that because I say I'll do anything for that fat man. 213 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,720 I was at school with that man. 214 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,720 And he used to always do that when he was younger. 215 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,720 He always said to me, oh, I'll get the aid to come and pay you afterwards. 216 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,720 I had never seen him with no aid. I don't think that's the sort of man he is. 217 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,720 He's a selfless man. He just comes in and takes it. 218 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:36,720 He even stole my girlfriend. But I do want to say I have no resentful thinking towards him. 219 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,720 Because to be honest here, the man is an absolute legend. 220 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,720 Mayor, I'm so sorry. I've got some terrible news. 221 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,720 The train with the 12 carts full of helium hit through the sky. 222 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,720 Apparently, you're meant to have counterweights between each cart. 223 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,720 We did not know this. We didn't know. 224 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:04,720 So not only do we not have helium for your birthday, 225 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:08,720 there's a 25-ton freight train hovering over the city, 226 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:14,720 with one open door away from it, crashing down on whatever it may hover over. 227 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,720 Please don't punish us, Mayor. 228 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:27,720 Please don't put me in a room full of balloons that is about to fly away to our moments' notice. 229 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,720 Right, where does this need to go? 230 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:34,720 Right, Bongo, they have asked us to put this up into their toddler's room. 231 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,720 Just up the stairs. It's the multimedia room now. 232 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,720 Oh, got it. 233 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,720 Cinema. 234 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:43,720 Can I ask you, is this the room that most people would generally be in, in your house? 235 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:47,720 No, so our third son is a pool table's room. 236 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:52,720 Oh, OK, mind the pool table. Our son's room is now a pool table room. 237 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,720 And our toddler's is going to be a multimedia room. So excited. 238 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,720 This will be able to hear through walls, so that's fine. 239 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,720 So? 240 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,720 As long as it's a room that people will... 241 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,720 You'll be able to hear it through the walls. 242 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,720 Yes, it's quite loud. 243 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,720 We hear it throughout the house. 244 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,720 Speakers installed into the side of the television. 245 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,720 It comes with the speakers as part of it, 246 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,720 which I believe is quite common for TVs nowadays anyway. 247 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:19,720 Oh, there's a little dungly bit spilled down. I'm sticking back on top. 248 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,720 Don't mess with me. I will do that, Bongo. 249 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,720 What's that on top of it? 250 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,720 The antenna. 251 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,720 Why's it got a lens? 252 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:33,720 That's for you to hit record and record TV, not yourself. 253 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,720 That's right, guys. I got this. 254 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:42,720 That is an old thing from the Xbox Kinect, if you remember. 255 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,720 So your kids can play on the TV. 256 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,720 Bongo, you've just described a camera to them. 257 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,720 Is that a camera? 258 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,720 No, no, it is not. 259 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,720 It's part of the free TV experience. 260 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,720 And if you want the 62-inch free TV, 261 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:03,720 we have TV licenses already paid and all 999 Sky channels. 262 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:10,720 And also, we do have to disclaim that the 62-inches are made up of 14 different cameras. 263 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,720 There is a TV in there. 264 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:17,720 Where? It's mostly just lenses. It looks like a camera shop in here. 265 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,720 It's all right. I got this, fellas. 266 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,720 It's like one of them ring light things. 267 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,720 From the City Council, Bongo, I'm your man. 268 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,720 Bongo, stop describing types of cameras. 269 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:34,720 Ring light? Like one of those doorbells that record people? 270 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:39,720 Yes, so that when you are watching you always feel welcome. 271 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,720 You always know your reactions to TV shows. 272 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,720 Like Gogglebox, but for yourselves and for the government. 273 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,720 You can be your own celebrity. 274 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,720 Why? Can't we just have one without the cameras? 275 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,720 Well, we have your signature now and this one, so it'll be a waste of Bongo's back. 276 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,720 Martin, did you already sign it? 277 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,720 Well, he said it was a 62-inch TV. I'm not going to ask questions. 278 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,720 The TV must be on at all times. 279 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,720 And he has already put the cot and the toddler's bed outside. 280 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:13,720 So you will have to keep it in the room now unless you pay Bongo a hefty amount of money to do it again. 281 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,720 Because he's not cheap. 282 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,720 Well, I want you to know that my Martin's been going to the gym. 283 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,720 Hang on, George. Easy. 284 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,720 You're going to prove it to me now. And you're going to kick it down the stairs. 285 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,720 Bongo, shut up! 286 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,720 Bongo, no. Not yet. 287 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,720 Bongo, could I privately contract you to take this down? 288 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:39,720 Well, I mean, I do have a freelance side business, a bit of security and whatever. 289 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,720 Bongo, the mayor could find out about your indiscretion. 290 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,720 You are working for the government, Bongo. 291 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,720 Bongo, this sounds absolutely fabulous. How much you're a… 292 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:54,720 Sorry, I'm a professional these days. I work for the government. 293 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,720 Who knows where you live? 294 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,720 I am head of surveillance. So, you know… 295 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,720 You're head of surveillance. Are you in charge of those cameras? 296 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,720 That's why he knows so many different variations. 297 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,720 How… Why are the lights already on? 298 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,720 It's got Netflix on it. Already paid for. 299 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,720 Already paid for. All the channels you could ever want. 300 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,720 Why are the red… It's not even plugged in, but the lights… 301 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,720 That's a great question. 302 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:27,720 Already on. Yeah, you see, it's actually part of our new and improved nuclear program where it's been… 303 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,720 Nuclear program? We have kids in this house. 304 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,720 In a different room. They'll grow up different. 305 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,720 We still care about them. We don't want radioactive material. 306 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,720 You shifted their beds outside for a TV, so that's disgraceful. 307 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,720 We were going to get them bunk beds. 308 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,720 Yeah, we discussed that before you arrived. 309 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,720 In this day and age, people treat their children just like dogs. 310 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,720 We moved them out of the kennel months ago. 311 00:19:53,720 --> 00:20:00,720 You don't read the terms and conditions and now you're stuck with a TV which must be on at all times recording you for life. 312 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,720 The mayor knows all that you do. 313 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,720 Do you remember when Mayor Unders won the trade fishing competition? 314 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,720 Everyone was convinced he'd just nipped out and bought it at the supermarket. 315 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:20,720 He denied it, of course, but if you look closely at the winner's photo of him holding it up, 316 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,720 them and things still in the packet. 317 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:37,720 I would say the mayor's helped me this year through allowing additional hauntings throughout the town to occur not only at Halloween, 318 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,720 but over the entire year. 319 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,720 It's been very lucrative for my business as a medium. 320 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:52,720 And I would say it's been so great, not only for my business, but also it's kept the spiders away in the house. 321 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:58,720 You know, you say the house spiders are good for the flies and other critters, 322 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:04,720 and the ghosts are fantastic for the spiders, so I am very, very welcome for that. 323 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:11,720 It saved me a lot of fright during the night because I don't like spiders, me, it's not my thing. 324 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:19,720 But I do appreciate a lot of citizens are quite frightened of the phantoms that roam the streets day in and day out. 325 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:26,720 They really do try to frighten people with the blood writing on the mirrors, 326 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:31,720 but honestly I just think it's part of the quirks of the town. 327 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:38,720 But if anyone's interested, I do offer readings and I also offer hauntings. 328 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:45,720 So if you would like to have a neighbour frightened, I do have a sheet in the back of my car, 329 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,720 and I can offer it myself and give them a fright. 330 00:21:54,720 --> 00:22:00,720 Alright everyone, please, you've got to keep this a secret, alright? 331 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,720 Now I know we're not allowed to have a birthday party the same day as the mayor's, 332 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:10,720 but I really want to celebrate my 18th birthday, so here's the plan. 333 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:11,720 Who's God? 334 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,720 It's alright, we can make it through this. 335 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,720 This is dangerous. 336 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,720 It is dangerous. Here's the plan. 337 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,720 I'm going to arrive in separate cars. 338 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,720 To your house or to an event venue? 339 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,720 There will be a letter under your doormat with the coordinates. 340 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,720 Okay, good, good, good. 341 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:30,720 Aren't you scared about leaving a trace? Like what if he finds a letter, like even in the rubbish? 342 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,720 Do we have to burn the letter after we memorise the coordinates? 343 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,720 Everyone but you burn the letter, you will forget the coordinates. 344 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,720 That's a good idea. 345 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,720 I know you, Geoffrey, you will forget them. 346 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,720 Are you worried about me giving information to the mayor? 347 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,720 I wasn't. 348 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,720 Then I have evidence on myself and I become a prime target, so I have to be watched. 349 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,720 But who's...? 350 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,720 I'll also watch him. 351 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,720 Okay, thank you. Okay, that's a relief, that's a relief. 352 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,720 Thank you, Daniel. 353 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,720 I'm not worried about you because you would make the worst witness in court. 354 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720 Wait! 355 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,720 I don't think this would go to court. 356 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,720 We don't know, we don't know what the mayor would do. 357 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:08,720 In what way are we worst witness? Like he's witnessed too much or he kind of rambles and wouldn't give good evidence? 358 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,720 I think the jury would turn on him. 359 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,720 Yeah, you do have that type of face, I'm sorry. 360 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,720 What, if I get caught now I'm going to give you up. 361 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,720 Whoa! 362 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,720 Well, now it's safe apparently because I can't be trusted in court. 363 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,720 On his birthday too. 364 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,720 Yeah, on his birthday. 365 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,720 Oh, shame. 366 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720 It's not my birthday yet. 367 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,720 Oh no, sorry. 368 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,720 It's tough because I can't get my birth certificate, the mayor's blocked us. 369 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,720 Where's it going to be? 370 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:35,720 Okay, that's what the coordinates are for, but we're all going to have to bring our own slice of cake. 371 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,720 Does it matter what type? 372 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,720 I would like it, I would like it if we could all get like a Black Forest Gatto, just... 373 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,720 Okay, but I'm allergic to cherries, so... 374 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,720 Okay, okay. 375 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,720 It's his birthday though. 376 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,720 No, that's alright. 377 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,720 What an American suspicious that has been... 378 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,720 I mean, I will eat it if you want to. 379 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,720 No, no, don't die on my birthday. 380 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,720 You can bring it, you just don't have to eat it. 381 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,720 I've got the EpiPen. 382 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,720 Oh yeah. 383 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,720 No, no, no, because... 384 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,720 Oh no, because I know it's important to you, I know it's important to you. 385 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,720 No, it's fine. 386 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,720 It's okay. 387 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,720 It's fine, we can just go with a chocolate cake. 388 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,720 No, it's okay, I'm okay. 389 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,720 I can get one without cherries if we're getting separate cakes. 390 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:11,720 Well, okay, but if you want me to, you can just ask and I will have anaphylactic shock for you. 391 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,720 This is why I trust you so much, Mornin' Jeffrey. 392 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,720 You're willing to put down your life. 393 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,720 I am. 394 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,720 I will turn immediately upon perjury of my life. 395 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,720 Now I'm going to watch you. 396 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,720 You can't be trusted. 397 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,720 You can trust me. 398 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,720 Don't give Jeffrey your EpiPen. 399 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,720 Oh, oh yeah, oh no, no, no, we know what happened last time. 400 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,720 Yeah. 401 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,720 Stab yourself in the thumb. 402 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,720 Yep, was awake for three days. 403 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,720 Also, also Sarah nearly died. 404 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,720 Yeah, I was having an anaphylactic shock. 405 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,720 It was quite... 406 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,720 I was having quite a shock as well. 407 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,720 Yeah, yeah. 408 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,720 Yeah. 409 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,720 A shock to the system. 410 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,720 It distracted the paramedics. 411 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,720 Not intentionally, I just had so much energy. 412 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,720 It kind of felt intentional though. 413 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,720 It kind of did a bit. 414 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,720 It was a little bit like you're trying to steal the spotlight that you thought too much attention 415 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,720 was on Sarah. 416 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:01,720 Yeah, I get an anaphylactic shock and then you're like, oh, my thumb. 417 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,720 And I was just kind of on the stretcher and I couldn't breathe but I was looking at you 418 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,720 and I thought, how can my own friend do this to me? 419 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,720 Sorry, we've never unpacked it fully. 420 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,720 Even when Sarah was on the stretcher, you were like almost laying on top of a wave in 421 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,720 your thumb in front of the paramedic. 422 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,720 I only put my thumb on the stretcher. 423 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,720 I didn't put my whole body on the stretcher with her. 424 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,720 Only the injured part. 425 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,720 That's still weird. 426 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,720 It was two years ago and you still damage your thumb. 427 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,720 Yeah, yeah. 428 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,720 I have to protect myself. 429 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,720 From what? 430 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,720 You still carrying an EpiPen. 431 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,720 That is a danger to me. 432 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,720 I made the mistake once of giving you my EpiPen. 433 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,720 It's not going to happen again because we know you can't be trusted. 434 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,720 No, I don't trust you. 435 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,720 That's a good idea. 436 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,720 You need to watch me. 437 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,720 I'm watching. 438 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,720 I wonder what music are we going to have about it? 439 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,720 Can't have music. 440 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:45,720 What? 441 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,720 We can do like a signing disco if you want. 442 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,720 Okay, we could all listen to our own music then. 443 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,720 I only have wired headphones. 444 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,720 That's fine. 445 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,720 I think they're better for you. 446 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,720 I have knockoff AirPods. 447 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,720 That's probably why your brain's so fried. 448 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:00,720 Yeah. 449 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,720 Yeah, the radio waves. 450 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,720 That actually just means a lot. 451 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,720 Oh, just because they're huge and they have antennas? 452 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,720 Yeah. 453 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,720 I've walked past you and felt the heat. 454 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,720 I can't be good for you. 455 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,720 Yeah. 456 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,720 I think it's boiling you from the inside out. 457 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,720 We actually need to unpack this. 458 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,720 That's why you can't be trusted. 459 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,720 Can we do that after my birthday? 460 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,720 I feel like this would take days. 461 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,720 Oh, yeah, sorry. 462 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,720 No, that's all right. 463 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,720 I don't want to make it all about me. 464 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,720 But we'll put a pin in that. 465 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,720 We'll put a pin in that. 466 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,720 You're boiling your own brain. 467 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,720 I've recently tried to go to the shop and there's no balloons, so I'm guessing that 468 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,720 there's not going to be any balloons for your party. 469 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,720 Well, that's all right. 470 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,720 I've got an older cousin. 471 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,720 He's done his own escape room and we can do that. 472 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,720 And he said he's going to paint some balloons on the wall. 473 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,720 Like Winnie the Pooh? 474 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,720 Oh, how sweet. 475 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,720 That's really sweet. 476 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,720 It's really sweet. 477 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,720 Yeah, he's great. 478 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,720 Does Winnie the Pooh paint balloons? 479 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,720 Well, he's often on walls and he has balloons in his wall. 480 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,720 In all fairness, he is depicted with balloons. 481 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720 Quite often. 482 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,720 Oh, OK. 483 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,720 I assume you're saying he drew balloons on walls. 484 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,720 No, no, no. 485 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,720 He can't draw. 486 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,720 Also, the evil thing from it is also depicted with balloons. 487 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,720 So that's not a good track record for Winnie. 488 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,720 No. 489 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,720 It's a 50-50 chance. 490 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,720 That's it. 491 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,720 If a child falls a red balloon, it will either be Winnie the Pooh or it. 492 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,720 Dancing, honey. 493 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,720 I'm glad I'm turning 18 and they're not losing interest in me. 494 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,720 Are we going to have alcohol? 495 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,720 Can't get an ID. 496 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,720 What about your older cousin? 497 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,720 He doesn't drink. 498 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,720 Makes escape rooms. 499 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,720 He can buy drink. 500 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,720 Could you ask him maybe to get something? 501 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,720 I'll ask him. 502 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,720 Yeah. 503 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,720 Last time I did that, he told me about the dangers of drinking. 504 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:38,720 And then he said you'd be much better off learning about Jesus. 505 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,720 But he doesn't know much about Jesus, so I don't know. 506 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,720 Hmm. 507 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,720 My favorite memory of Mayor Unders. 508 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,720 Well, if I can go back so far. 509 00:27:54,720 --> 00:28:01,720 When the mayor was a boy, and a precocious boy he was at that, he used to deliver the newspaper in our part of town. 510 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:06,720 I guess at the time he wasn't the mayor, so he didn't really have a lot else to do. 511 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:12,720 But whenever he was delivering the paper, oftentimes he'd have a little insert that he put into the paper. 512 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:18,720 And at the time, I really did think that it was just, I did think it was strange, but I thought it was real. 513 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:26,720 That the newspaper would be basically bragging about the mayor and how great he was as a 13 year old boy. 514 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,720 You know, I haven't talked to my neighbors recently. 515 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,720 I think many of them actually still do believe what they read all those years ago. 516 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:38,720 And I do wonder if that's actually maybe why we even still really got him as the mayor. 517 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:44,720 But yeah, I think the paper was just full of lies and over exaggerations at best. 518 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,720 I'll stop subscribing to it soon after that. 519 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:55,720 I think the mayor actually now does his own little online newsletter, but I can't say I use the computer too much these days, so I don't really follow. 520 00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:10,720 So what you're saying is you want me to kind of incorporate alcohol into the escape room in some kind of way, like maybe have it be the prize at the end, maybe? 521 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,720 Or like the preamble? 522 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,720 No, no, no, you need to earn it. 523 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,720 No, you can't just come in and get something. 524 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,720 If you're coming into the escape room, you have to earn it. 525 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,720 It's part of the process. 526 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:29,720 Um, could you just do some cons inside and then like have like champagne at the end? 527 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,720 It's not about the fun. 528 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,720 It's about escaping. 529 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,720 I see a book of advanced quantum mechanics. 530 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,720 That's not going to be in the escape room, is it? 531 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,720 You weren't supposed to see that. 532 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,720 Buy me beer, please. 533 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,720 So he said no, then? 534 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,720 Well, he said a lot of things, but I think it's a no. 535 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,720 I got a confession to make. 536 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,720 Since yesterday, I did lose track of Jerry. 537 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,720 The coordinates go to the wrong place. 538 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:06,720 If he titles on me, what they're going to be doing is bidding a flower shop. 539 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,720 Oh, so you gave him the... 540 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,720 I gave him the wrong coordinates. 541 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:14,720 I'll feel bad if he didn't betray me, but if he did, we'll hear about it. 542 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,720 Honestly, I think he probably did. 543 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,720 He's been gone a fair while now. 544 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,720 I don't want to be friends with him anymore. 545 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,720 Thank God you brought that up. 546 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,720 I'm so glad you said it. 547 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,720 I am so glad you mentioned that. 548 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,720 Honestly, I can't stand him. 549 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,720 Such a drama queen. 550 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,720 Loves the attention. 551 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,720 Every time when I was watching him, all he was doing was just like when he would walk down the street, 552 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:44,720 he would be like, look at me, run out into the street, stop cars and then proceed to walk home. 553 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,720 It's weird. 554 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,720 It's not. 555 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:55,720 Mayor Anders sure don't unremember him well. 556 00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:01,720 I remember he brought in that new initiative to try and lower travel costs for everybody in the town. 557 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:11,720 He says it would make everybody a lot more connected and turns out he just wanted everybody to travel as the crew flies. 558 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:18,720 My favourite thing about Mayor Anders is that I regularly see him in my dreams. 559 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:27,720 Whenever I see him, I know I'm asleep and I feel safe that the Mayor is watching over me. 560 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:41,720 Oh no, I've got a text. Fuck's sake. 561 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:48,720 Alright SWAT team, so we got a contact from the little boy and he said there's a person having an 18 year old birthday party here in this flower shop. 562 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,720 And we're at Jack Does Hell. 563 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,720 Yes bro. 564 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,720 And we need to go in there and stop him. 565 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,720 You're gonna smash the shit out of that store. 566 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,720 I'm gonna go icey vines, I'm gonna repel down those vines. 567 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,720 Repel down those vines in the flower shop. 568 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:09,720 Bro, what have you been doing for those traps? Your traps. Oh my god. 569 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,720 Your traps are trapping my eyes. 570 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,720 They are shredded. 571 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,720 You definitely changed up the routine bro. 572 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,720 Guys, I've been squatting 57 times a day. 573 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,720 You've been squatting for your traps? 574 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,720 How the hell did you get your squats to work for your traps? I have no idea. 575 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,720 You know me guys, this guy. 576 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,720 He squats upside down. It's crazy. 577 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,720 This guy is revolution. 578 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,720 Your head is looking gorgeous. 579 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,720 Yeah, you're right. It's only one at the barbers. 580 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,720 One? 581 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,720 One bro. 582 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,720 How's it so long? 583 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:48,720 Bro, you should see my barber. These dumb bracken barbers, I swear they are the bomb. 584 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,720 Bro, damn. 585 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,720 Hey look at me. 586 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,720 What do you want kids? 587 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,720 Hey kid, do you want to be a SWAT member? 588 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,720 No, no. Look at this. Look at this. 589 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,720 Stop running into traffic. 590 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,720 Get out of the road of the car. 591 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,720 You want to get jacked up by some jack guys? 592 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,720 Get the fuck off the road. 593 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:05,720 Bro, that's the wrong way to get jacked. 594 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,720 There's a right way to get jacked and a wrong way to get jacked. 595 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,720 That's not the right way. 596 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,720 Okay guys, I'm going to come up to you then. 597 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,720 We'll meet you in the church of iron on Saturday. 598 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,720 And we'll show you how to get properly jacked. 599 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:15,720 You're going to come with us. 600 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,720 We're going to swap those traps in your eyeballs. 601 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,720 You're going to come with us. 602 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,720 And we're going to teach you how to get traps like this guy. 603 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,720 I think it's about time we got a new member, isn't it boys? 604 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,720 Damn right. 605 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,720 What do you say little boy? 606 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,720 You want to take turn to floor shop? 607 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,720 Yeah. 608 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,720 Swap, swap, swap, swap, swap. 609 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,720 Hey guys, look at this. 610 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,720 I'm going to repel down the roof. 611 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,720 Oh fuck. 612 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,720 Oh shit. 613 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,720 Oh my God. 614 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,720 He didn't even grab the rope. 615 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,720 He didn't even. 616 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,720 Oh my God. 617 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,720 Oh shit. 618 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,720 Can we get some paramedics in here? 619 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,720 Sir, please. 620 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,720 We do need through with the ambulance right now, if that's possible. 621 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,720 2 AM. 622 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,720 I've been here since 2 AM. 623 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,720 I don't care. 624 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,720 We as emergency service need to get through. 625 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,720 Just drive around. 626 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,720 Drive around. 627 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,720 We cannot drive around. 628 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,720 I cannot move. 629 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:13,720 As soon as I move, someone's going to steal my spot. 630 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,720 Bench him. 631 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720 Bench him. 632 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,720 Quirt. 633 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,720 Bench him back to life. 634 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,720 Quirt. 635 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:19,720 This will help my traps look so good. 636 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:20,720 I'm so anxious. 637 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:23,720 I'm just going to do push-ups on the side. 638 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,720 I'm just going to do push-ups on the side of the road. 639 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,720 Bruh, bruh. 640 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:27,720 Damn bro. 641 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,720 Your pecs are popping. 642 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,720 Oh my God, yeah. 643 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,720 I'm so sad for him. 644 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,720 They're popping. 645 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,720 They're popping in sadness. 646 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,720 A little boy is in danger. 647 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:37,720 Little boy's always in danger. 648 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,720 Just parades only today. 649 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,720 What a tragedy. 650 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,720 What an absolute tragedy. 651 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,720 Horrible. 652 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,720 What a horrible, horrible trip. 653 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,720 What a regret. 654 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,720 What a terrible trip. 655 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720 We're gonna throw a smoke bomb guys. 656 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:47,720 RUN! 657 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,720 That's what, that's what, that's what. 658 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,720 That's what, that's what, that's what. 659 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,720 That's what, that's what, that's what. 660 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,720 That's what, that's what, that's what. 661 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:56,120 That's what, that's what, that's what. 662 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,720 That's what, that's what, that's what. 663 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:03,300 There's a wonderful chap. 664 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,300 Wonderful chap. 665 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,500 I met him at the country club and also the golf club. 666 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:10,320 Yeah, yeah, so we were playing a quick nine holes the other day and, uh. 667 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,680 And I told him, I said, oh, you know, I've been having some problems with an employee 668 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,680 of mine. 669 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,680 who's detailed with looking after my accounts and so forth. 670 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:23,680 I said I needed him to be, you know, possibly quietly removed and taken out of situation. 671 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,680 And he tapped his note a couple of times and said, 672 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,680 don't worry, I'll make your problem disappear. 673 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,680 And I said, that'll be really, really top notch. 674 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,680 I think they find the body in some sort of landfill. 675 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,680 And I, you know, I'm not saying it was the mayor directly, 676 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,680 but he clearly knows how to get things done around here. 677 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,680 And that's really, really quite good for a time like this. 678 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,680 It has sort of backfired on me. 679 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,680 I actually needed this accountant to be able to sort of actually release some of my funds. 680 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,680 His death has possibly led to some additional legal strife. 681 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,680 But, you know, I can't blame that on the mayor. 682 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,680 You have to put that down to look at all me. 683 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,680 That's my fault. 684 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,680 The mayor himself, you know, problem solver. 685 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:15,680 Yes. Love that man. 686 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:21,680 Any second, any second, our floats going to come around this corner 687 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,680 and all this hours of waiting will happen for something. 688 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,680 Yeah. 689 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,680 I'd like to think so. 690 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,680 Yeah. We have been standing here for quite some time. 691 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,680 You say she pelted herself? 692 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,680 Yeah. 693 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,680 And you didn't help her? 694 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,680 No, she refused to show me what it looked like. 695 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,680 Wow. 696 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,680 And did she say how fast it goes? 697 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,680 I think floats have a legal limit. 698 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,680 And what's the maximum legal? 699 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,680 I think three miles per hour. 700 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:48,680 Is she sticking to that? 701 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,680 I think it's determined by these other floats ahead of it. 702 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,680 Yeah. 703 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,680 Oh, they're all going pretty slow. 704 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:57,680 I'd be very surprised if it starts going faster than other people marching in the parade. 705 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,680 Yeah. 706 00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,680 I would love to see it though. 707 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,680 I would love to see that as well. 708 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,680 Your daughter could make headlines. 709 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,680 I don't think you're allowed to overtake. 710 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,680 I think that's unsportsmanly. 711 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,680 I am not thinking about overtaking. 712 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,680 What did she pot as the float? 713 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,680 Well. 714 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,680 Any spoilers? 715 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,680 It's like all the other floats. 716 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:16,680 It's of the mare. 717 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,680 It's a robust, tall man. 718 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,680 Yeah. 719 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,680 It's her artistic interpretation of our mare. 720 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,680 A name or spirit. 721 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,680 Yeah. 722 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680 Yeah. 723 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,680 She went for flesh. 724 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,680 Oh, right. 725 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,680 Because that one's his aura. 726 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,680 I thought it was a wonderful take. 727 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,680 She's gone for a visual representation. 728 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,680 She says it's very similar to him. 729 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,680 Of the flesh of the mare. 730 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,680 Yeah. 731 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:46,680 I like how they all, all floats have to say what type of spirit they take in like aura 732 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,680 or flesh or name. 733 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,680 Yeah. 734 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,680 Yeah. 735 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,680 One's doing bone marrow and apparently it's going to be really exciting. 736 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,680 Apparently it's very white. 737 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,680 I heard that they couldn't get enough, but it had to be cancelled. 738 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,680 You're joking me. 739 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,680 Yeah. 740 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,680 They couldn't make enough. 741 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,680 So there's half of a bone marrow one. 742 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:11,680 It's a shame that the town wasn't all pulled together and don't eat as much as they could. 743 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,680 Which we were planning in our bodies, but now. 744 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,680 This is what I think is so great about the parade. 745 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:22,680 It's really great for community spirit and I think we should have one maybe every day. 746 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:28,680 I'm just thankful I'm moving out because this town can't even put together a bone marrow float. 747 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,680 Yeah. 748 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,680 What's the point of being here? 749 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,680 No community spirit anymore. 750 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,680 Nothing. 751 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:37,680 Well, if we have more opportunities to have parades like this and make little floats, 752 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,680 then maybe people could come together more and donate more bone marrow. 753 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:46,680 You could have even a bone marrow donation awareness parade. 754 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:51,680 Well, I don't know how to, because then they're going to have to use the bone marrow to make the float together. 755 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,680 Yeah. 756 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,680 We can't even make the one sound float. 757 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,680 The bone marrow is aura. 758 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,680 Precisely. 759 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,680 And we want a parade. 760 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,680 Oh, or the bone marrow is aura. 761 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,680 Which is, is that just a bone? 762 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,680 I think so. 763 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,680 I suppose it is what surrounds you. 764 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,680 It's what surrounds the marrow. 765 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,680 And flesh. 766 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,680 Well, it would be our children's interpretation of all these things. 767 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,680 I think it's wonderful. 768 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:14,680 I suppose you could go from the core and then you could go bone marrow, bone, flesh and 769 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,680 ligament and then skin, maybe hair. 770 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,680 We'll see how we do. 771 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,680 Then maybe gene and then maybe sock. 772 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,680 I mean, no, you're putting ideas in my head. 773 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,680 No, exactly. 774 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,680 I'd love to hear it. 775 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,680 That's so many ideas. 776 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,680 That's enough to inspire maybe two parades. 777 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,680 Sorry, while you were talking, there was one that admittedly you can still see the behind 778 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:41,680 of it, but it said under mayor unders and the drivers actually being escorted away by 779 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,680 police. 780 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,680 Unbelievable. 781 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,680 See? 782 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,680 Oh, this fricking time. 783 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,680 I'm, I'm so glad I'm getting it. 784 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,680 So much events and drama. 785 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,680 Just think if we stopped all traffic in town centre every day, I'm sorry, that was not 786 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,680 two to three hours just after lunch. 787 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,680 That was a crime. 788 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:08,680 That's borderline flashing. 789 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:13,680 Are you the ones doing the news for the mayor? 790 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,680 Oh, thank God. 791 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,680 I've been looking around half a dumb bracket looking for you. 792 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:24,680 Well, what is there to say about the man that I haven't already said in my online blog? 793 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,680 I love him the best. 794 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,680 I think he is the best thing that's ever happened to this time. 795 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:35,680 I've been at every one of his speeches and every one of his showers. 796 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,680 I'm sorry. 797 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,680 Cut that. 798 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,680 Cut that. 799 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,680 I just think he's so handsome. 800 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:45,680 I think he really brightens the town up and when he installed those flower boxes, I thought 801 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,680 why can't we just have lots of little pictures of you? 802 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,680 You're just as gorgeous. 803 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,680 And Mayor Unders, what a name. 804 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,680 I mean, it makes you immediately think. 805 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,680 I know, no, no. 806 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,680 I mean, I haven't been stealing his underwear. 807 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,680 I haven't. 808 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,680 I don't even know where he lives. 809 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:03,680 Sorry. 810 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,680 Sorry. 811 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,680 The celebrations are wonderful. 812 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:10,680 I love that he's got all the cows of the town just walking around the streets. 813 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:17,680 You know, they don't smell great, but it makes you think about our economy and our livestock 814 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,680 and just how much milk that man could drink. 815 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,680 Yeah. 816 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,680 Yeah, that's what I said. 817 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,680 I've seen him through his windows. 818 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,680 He drinks about two pints a night. 819 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:34,680 And usually you'd think that'd be a lot for a man, but he just guzzled it right down. 820 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,680 He guzzles it. 821 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,680 He's like a hose backwards. 822 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,680 He's like a wet vacuum. 823 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,680 And just thinking about me makes... 824 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,680 Just thinking about me. 825 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,680 Just thinking about me gets him excited. 826 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,680 I hope. 827 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,680 At least that's what it says in my fan fiction. 828 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,680 I haven't...no. 829 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,680 You can find it on my blog. 830 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,680 MayorUndersfans.Underswans. 831 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,680 Yes, Underswans is what we call ourselves because it's like his underwear, but we're his fans. 832 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,680 He's amazing. 833 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,680 All right, kids, put on your ponchos and gas masks. 834 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,680 It's a wonderful life float coming up. 835 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,680 This is what life would be like if we never got our mayor. 836 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,680 The town would be fruit ashes. 837 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,680 There would just be fire. 838 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,680 Can I breathe under the mask? 839 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,680 I have to take a big breath before the mask. 840 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,680 Take a big breath now. 841 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,680 You'll be able to breathe, but it'll be difficult. 842 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,680 Yes, sir. I have... 843 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:37,680 We never may have to thank for this. 844 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,680 I have pretty bad asthma, so is it OK if I sort of half put it on? 845 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,680 I would recommend going low to the ground. 846 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,680 Low to the ground? 847 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,680 Low to the ground. 848 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,680 So in case I fall, it's more... 849 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,680 No, no, there will be a lot of smoke and dust and ashes. 850 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,680 It will be tough. 851 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,680 So you are pumping the stuff out around the float. 852 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,680 I support the float, yes. 853 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:59,680 That's what that smoke machine and what that ash machine and the viscera machine was for? 854 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,680 The viscera machine is for later, but right now it's just the smoke and ash. 855 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,680 OK, so we're going to have to take a deep breath. 856 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,680 How fast is this float going to go for? 857 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,680 Like how long is it going to take to get to the end of the float? 858 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,680 Well, you know what? 859 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,680 This is a good chance to do your maths homework as well. 860 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,680 It takes three miles of power. 861 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,680 We have a 20-metre road. 862 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,680 Right. 863 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,680 Work it out. 864 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,680 So it can go 6,000 metres an hour. 865 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,680 And yes. 866 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,680 It can float in the air. 867 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,680 So does that make it faster? 868 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,680 Sorry, it cannot float in the air. 869 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,680 It doesn't literally float. 870 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,680 What? 871 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,680 What? 872 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,680 It's just called a float. 873 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,680 So what's under there? 874 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,680 Yeah. 875 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,680 Wheels. 876 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,680 Like a car? 877 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,680 It's just a car. 878 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:40,680 It's a bus. 879 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,680 A float is a kind of car. 880 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,680 Damaged bus. 881 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,680 It's a damaged bus. 882 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,680 In this case, very literally, it is a burnt out bus. 883 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,680 I was in a damaged bus once and it was not as fun. 884 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,680 Her bus tipped over once and hit a slurry tiger. 885 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,680 It went right into an oak tree. 886 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,680 That sounds challenging. 887 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,680 I'm surprised that I hadn't heard about that. 888 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,680 Philip, when do you want me to put the viscera machine on for the kids? 889 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,680 Later. 890 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,680 We have a tight schedule. 891 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,680 All right. 892 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,680 And once the ashes start, we won't be able to check it. 893 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,680 You should have memorised it. 894 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,680 What sort of ashes is this? 895 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,680 Literal ashes. 896 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:26,680 Yeah, my grandma died last week and Philip said if you've got any recent family death, 897 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,680 use the ashes. 898 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,680 I bet they would be honoured to be part of the mayors. 899 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,680 I haven't had a close family member die, so can I use my guinea pig ashes? 900 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,680 Do you have them, are you? 901 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,680 Yeah, they're just in my book bag. 902 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,680 I know, I actually don't think my grandma would appreciate her ashes being mixed with 903 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,680 the hamster ashes. 904 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,680 What are you saying about my guinea pig ashes? 905 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,680 It's not about your grandma, it's not about your guinea pig. 906 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,680 Today it's about the mayor. 907 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,680 Did she hear this? 908 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,680 He said that my guinea pig is not as good as his noun. 909 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:58,680 I'm sorry, you're a child and I'm the teacher and assistant, so I think... 910 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,680 Which means you had more time with your grandmother than she had with her guinea pig. 911 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,680 And I'll also say this, you don't need to be my teaching assistant on the weekends. 912 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:11,680 Well, I know that, but it's funny because your guinea pig probably died the similar 913 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,680 way to my grandma. 914 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,680 Really? 915 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,680 Yeah. 916 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,680 Shot by an arsonist? 917 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,680 What does that mean? 918 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,680 What does that mean? 919 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:26,680 Shot by an arsonist? 920 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:31,680 So a murderer, I think arsonists go second in that equation. 921 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:45,680 Arsonists would have been easier if we would have kept the ashes there. 922 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,680 Well, good for you, Don Bracken. 923 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,680 You only went and done it. 924 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,680 The mayor is not coming out for his big speech. 925 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,680 All because of you. 926 00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:04,680 On his day of days, he heard screaming, he heard sirens, he heard smoke bombs. 927 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:11,680 He saw a full freight train full of helium, dangling above the city. 928 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:19,680 And said it brought back PTSD of when he saw Colonel Marzipan production and refused to show his face. 929 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,680 Not enough people are snitching on their fellow townspeople. 930 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:29,680 And not enough people are thanking the mayor for everything he's done for you this year. 931 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:41,680 You've ruined his big day and you will deserve whatever punishment he deems fit for betrayal as heinous as you all have shown him. 932 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:48,680 Now you might just have to wait another year to finally hear him speak. 933 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:54,680 Maybe he'll be cast by then. 934 00:46:54,680 --> 00:47:00,680 Thank you for listening to the finale of season two of Back to Don Bracken. 935 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,680 It will be taking a, well, it will sort of be taking a break. 936 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,680 We'll finish season two. Season three won't be out for a while. 937 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,680 Probably February or March of next year. 938 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:15,680 But I can't wait to get, I'm already building season three as I speak now. 939 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,680 And in the meantime, we're going to have some like Christmas episodes and things. 940 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:24,680 So maybe a bit more sporadic until season three kicks off in around March time. 941 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:28,680 But we're going to have like Christmas episodes and different things like of that ilk. 942 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:35,680 But if you enjoyed this past year of Don Bracken, please do share it with friends. 943 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:40,680 It's been wild how many people have seemingly actually listened and enjoyed this. 944 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:48,680 And at the end of the day, we are just making each other laugh. So it's amazing to think that we have the chance to make other people laugh. 945 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,680 And I hope we get to continue doing that for a long, long time. 946 00:47:53,680 --> 00:48:02,680 I want to thank all 40 people who over the past year have given up their time and allowed me to record them being hilarious. 947 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:15,680 This episode especially we had Patrick Meyer, we had Laura Conlon, Ciaran Sands, Amelia Price, Eddie Goodwin, Owen Fox and Declan King. 948 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,680 And then I also had a lot of people doing actual call. 949 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:23,680 Thank you to everyone who called in, gave voice notes about what they thought about the mayor. 950 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:29,680 That was a lot of the cast from across this season. So it was lovely to get more voices in for this one. 951 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:33,680 And I just want to say a final thank you to you. Thank you for listening. 952 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:38,680 Please do if you've enjoyed this, like, share, rate it on your platform of choice. 953 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:44,680 And we will be back before you know it. Oh, I've got some good ideas for next season. 954 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:49,680 This is going to be awesome. Do I have anything else left to say? 955 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:55,680 Oh, if you want to follow and keep up to date, follow at Don Bracken pod on the socials, 956 00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:01,680 mostly on Instagram if you want to keep up to date with when episodes will be out and like especially in the off season. 957 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,680 If you want to follow my own page, it's at Cornelis McVeigh. 958 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:10,680 And the name kind of sounds like it should or kind of spells like it should. 959 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:15,680 The name is difficult to people for seemingly. So just look it in the show notes. 960 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,680 You can also follow all of the cast and things like that from the show notes as well. 961 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,680 Should be links to their Instagrams and what not. 962 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,680 Thank you very much for listening. You have wonderful taste. 963 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:53,680 Thank you for tuning in for an entire year. Good night and good year.