1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,080 It's kind of crazy isn't it that in the office they've already got the mayor celebration 2 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,080 printed on the mugs. 3 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,720 Why do you think that's weird? 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:16,160 It's quite fresh I think in the town's mind. 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,160 I just didn't think- 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,160 Why is it weird? 7 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,560 You know, I kind of go to work to kind of forget about the things- 8 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,560 The mayor? 9 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,560 You try and forget about the mayor? 10 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,560 No, I'm not trying to forget- don't say things like that. 11 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,440 I'm not trying to forget about the mayor. 12 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,480 Look, I just- I like my job, I want to do my job. 13 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:34,320 But to go and drink my tea every morning and see his face on the mug- 14 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,320 Well he is like the best mayor that we've ever had. 15 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,320 You talking about the mayor over here? 16 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,320 Yeah, we are! 17 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,440 Yeah, I'm so glad it's his birthday, it doesn't come around often enough. 18 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,440 I know. 19 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,800 It's once a year, it's a normal birthday. 20 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,800 Once a year. 21 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,200 It's not a normal birthday. 22 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,200 It's the mayor's birthday. 23 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,160 No, I'm not disputing the mayor's birthday, I'm disputing that birthdays are normal and 24 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,480 happen once a year. 25 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:54,480 That's normal. 26 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,520 Yeah, but like, not the mayor's birthday. 27 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,520 It's a special birthday. 28 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,520 Special birthday. 29 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,880 Hey, uh, has- has the tea got nicer? 30 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,880 Oh, you tell me! 31 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:10,080 I don't know, it's like, I swear to god, I've been drinking it out of the mayor's cup and 32 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,760 it just tastes better! 33 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,360 No, it's the same tea bags, it's the ones we've been getting from the supplier every 34 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,720 week, it's the same. 35 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,200 The water's the same, the tea's the same, the milk's the same. 36 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,920 So the cup's the only different thing! 37 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:21,960 No, that's not correct. 38 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,200 I hear once it's the mayor's birthday. 39 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,480 They put a little bit of cinnamon in the water supply. 40 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,720 They put a bit of cinnamon in the- the poison in the town. 41 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,160 It's not poison in the town. 42 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,160 It's piston. 43 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,160 Don't be silly! 44 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,200 What about people that are allergic to cinnamon? 45 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,200 I'm not. 46 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,200 Exactly. 47 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,240 What is it with you and your hypotheticals? 48 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,120 Every time we look for a restaurant, what if someone was allergic to fish? 49 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,800 No one's allergic to fish, you don't need to worry about it. 50 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,320 Let me give you a hypothetical. 51 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:50,920 How about hypothetically, you lived in a town with the best mayor ever. 52 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,120 Oh wait, it's not a hypothetical, we live here! 53 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,120 Exactly. 54 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,520 That was kind of a cringe way to say that, I think. 55 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,240 Don't be rude to Darren, he's made a really good point. 56 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,480 We do live in the best town with the best mayor ever. 57 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,480 And it's not cringe if it's true. 58 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,600 Thank you Lily, I thought it was a good point. 59 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:12,080 Not disputing the fact that the town's great and it's nice and all, but I just- I kind 60 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:17,240 of feel like it's just being literally shoved down our throats because it's just- it's just- 61 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,200 it's just a bit too much for me, you know? 62 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,520 I was in the store the other day. 63 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:27,440 And you know the local bread brand, Dun Bread? 64 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,880 It's got the mayor's face on it. 65 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:29,880 Lucky. 66 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,080 It's not even just on the packet, it's on the slices. 67 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,080 Yes? 68 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,680 I bought 47 loaves and I live by myself. 69 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,320 Why did you buy 47 loaves? 70 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,560 Because I don't want to talk about my personal life. 71 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,520 Well are you just gonna not eat 47- are you gonna have- 72 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,200 I never said I was eating it. 73 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,960 You're being very rude right now, you're being intrusive and rude. 74 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,960 Thank you. 75 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:50,960 I just need to know- 76 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,480 Is this a HR issue now? 77 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,720 I actually think it might be becoming a HR issue, yeah. 78 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:56,720 I just don't understand. 79 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,720 47 loaves? 80 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,720 Yes, 47 loaves. 81 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,120 Are you gonna give the rest to the pigeons? 82 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,120 No. 83 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,640 I don't want the pigeons to eat on my lovely mayor's face. 84 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,240 There won't be any pigeons in town for the mayor's birthday. 85 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,640 We're gonna get rid of them all. 86 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,800 They're gonna get rid of all the pigeons on the mayor's birthday? 87 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,600 Yes, and the rats, all the pests. 88 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,960 Yeah, didn't you get the memo? 89 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:18,240 You're about to put some arsenic into the bird feed to get rid of the birds for the 90 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,240 mayor's party. 91 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,240 The fuck? 92 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,000 Don't swear in the office. 93 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,320 Yeah, really fucking rude. 94 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,200 Right, okay. 95 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,200 Thank you. 96 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:33,000 I just, I feel like you guys have changed a lot since all this has started happening 97 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:39,160 and I don't really understand it and I feel very isolated in work at the moment and- 98 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,160 Drink the tea. 99 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,160 Yeah, it's delicious. 100 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,160 Drink the tea. 101 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,720 No, I don't want to drink the tea. 102 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,680 It'll make you feel better. 103 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,520 I think I'm gonna stop drinking the tea. 104 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,120 I think drink more tea. 105 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:56,320 No, I think, no, I'm gonna go back to work now. 106 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,320 Right. 107 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:24,120 If you don't want to be festive, at least you can be productive. 108 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,920 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 109 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,520 Hello everyone. 110 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:34,760 Welcome to the Festival of Mayor Unders. 111 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:39,800 That's right, it's Mayor Unders' birthday today and not only that, it's also the anniversary 112 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,280 of his first year in charge. 113 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,280 What a great day we have in store for you. 114 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,280 You're so lucky to be a part of it everybody. 115 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,320 The mayor, of course, will be speaking later on. 116 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,320 This is truly exciting. 117 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:54,360 I know a lot of you are hoping to finally catch a glimpse of him as most have not been 118 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,240 allowed to attend many public forums as a decree by the mayor. 119 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:03,440 There will of course be music and amusements all day long down in the playing fields for 120 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:08,440 many local bands including Fiddles McGee and the McGee Men as well as the mayor's personal 121 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,880 favourite band, Freaky Nipples. 122 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,680 There is face painting available and if you happen to spot any of the volunteers walking 123 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:20,760 around with cardboard cutouts of the mayor, feel free to give your open and honest opinion 124 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:24,080 about the mayor's first year in charge. 125 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,080 You can be entirely honest. 126 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:30,080 It's not recording. 127 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:37,160 Hey, are you still doing the special for the mayor's birthday? 128 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,480 Your special like cake drink, I guess? 129 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,880 Yeah, 500 millilitres of batter. 130 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:43,880 Yeah. 131 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:44,880 You want it? 132 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,880 Yeah, sure. 133 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,360 I was worried that I missed it before you guys were here. 134 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,920 Oh no, no, we're making it on demand. 135 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:50,920 It's fresh. 136 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:51,920 Oh cool. 137 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,920 Yeah, you still see a bit of egg float in there. 138 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:53,920 It's just mixed it up. 139 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,000 Do you think you're going to be keeping it going? 140 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,760 Like is it going to be a regular menu item going forward or is it just going to be like 141 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,000 in the season of his birthday? 142 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,760 It's a good question. 143 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:09,640 The thing is on his birthday, health codes are relaxed so it's easier to make. 144 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,640 Oh. 145 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,640 But we have been looking at waivers. 146 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:18,080 Yeah, but I know the mayor being the mayor has a bit of an ego so like he would want 147 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,080 that. 148 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,360 I have tried naming it after him. 149 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,680 Here's the problem with that though. 150 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:23,680 Okay. 151 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,680 I don't know his name. 152 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,680 Do you know his name? 153 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:29,240 I know his surname but I don't know if I know his first name. 154 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,240 What's his surname? 155 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,240 Thunders. 156 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,240 Thunders? 157 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,240 Yeah. 158 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,240 Doesn't sound real though. 159 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,840 No, definitely an alias. 160 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,840 Yeah, right? 161 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,120 It sounds like the start of a headline. 162 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,280 Mayor, Thunders, public expectation, you know? 163 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,280 Interesting. 164 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,280 I hadn't considered that before. 165 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,640 No, syntactically that doesn't make sense. 166 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,800 No, but I mean our newspaper is riddled with spelling and ground on mistakes. 167 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,800 Yeah. 168 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:57,400 I'm just waiting for a batter and you go and be real mean about my work. 169 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,400 Well, you know. 170 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,440 I'm trying my best at the bracket. 171 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,160 If you try it word, it's got like spelling. 172 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,560 That's squiggly line. 173 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,320 I am a classist. 174 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,320 I use a keyboard. 175 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,320 Classist? 176 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,400 Wait, no, the clacky clack ones. 177 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,480 I don't use a keyboard. 178 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,480 I use a typewriter. 179 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,320 This is the other thing I wanted to mention. 180 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,440 You can use the backspace on a keyboard. 181 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,440 There's a lot of line of train of thought type thing. 182 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,680 You can use a clacky clack keyboard as well. 183 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,560 You can get one that sounds like a typewriter. 184 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,560 Really? 185 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,560 Yeah. 186 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,560 You've tried the batter before. 187 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:31,560 What do you think? 188 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,560 It is delightful. 189 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,560 Yeah. 190 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:34,560 Yeah. 191 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:39,000 I got it this morning and I haven't had to eat since. 192 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Here's the review. 193 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:45,000 We've been berating the man while he's in line and he's still waiting for the batter. 194 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,800 I give it five straws. 195 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,800 Oh. 196 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,800 Yeah. 197 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,080 Look, I draw on the window. 198 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,080 Five straws. 199 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,080 Wait, that's only four. 200 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,480 Oh, I probably should have caught that mistake. 201 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,680 It's quite all right. 202 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,320 You buy so much batter, I don't mind. 203 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,280 Can I get mine to take away, please? 204 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,360 I'd rather you didn't drink it in premise to be quite honest. 205 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,360 So please. 206 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,360 Oh, oh. 207 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,360 Yeah. 208 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,360 You like just a lick to spoon? 209 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,360 No, it's OK. 210 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,360 All right. 211 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,200 Well, how about you, James? 212 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,200 Silly straw. 213 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:36,160 I remember when the mayor was standing for election and it just brightened my day because 214 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:40,840 I would only leave the house to go to the shop for a couple of wee messages. 215 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:47,000 And when I walked out the door, you'd look up and you'd see his lovely face on all the 216 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 lampposts. 217 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:53,400 I mean, I'd walk through the front door and then I'd walk down the street and look up 218 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,720 to the heavens and see his face on that lamppost. 219 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,560 And it would just make my day. 220 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:05,160 And then you'd walk further down the street and you'd look up and you'd see him on another 221 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,160 lamppost. 222 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:12,400 And, you know, for a woman of my age, it really brightened my day to look. 223 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,760 He's a good looking man, is the mayor. 224 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:20,480 And then whenever we went to vote, I went into the polling booth and I got the wee card 225 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,920 and I couldn't, there was no pictures on it. 226 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:29,320 So I just wrote on the card, lovely man, and I'm glad he got elected. 227 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:33,520 Whoever he is, I don't know his name, but he's lovely. 228 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,240 Oh, he's a lovely looking man. 229 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,240 So he is. 230 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:44,240 OK, ladies and gentlemen, make sure that you keep your vote. 231 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:50,840 Keep your hands and toes in the vehicle as we're moving across. 232 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,120 Any questions at all about the ride? 233 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,200 When was the last time the ride was serviced? 234 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,600 It was serviced last week, sir. 235 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:01,400 Is there any extended roof space for me? 236 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,080 My giant hat, there's no space. 237 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,200 Yes, we do have some for giant hats. 238 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,680 We do respect the giant hat community in this park, yes. 239 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,440 I want a dolphin. 240 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,520 I want to pay extra so he has his own seat. 241 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,000 You want to bring the dolphin on the ride? 242 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,240 I want to bring my fluffy dolphin on the ride. 243 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,240 Fluffy dolphin? 244 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,360 Yeah, my big, squidgy dolphin that I wanted, the duck toss. 245 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,360 The duck toss? 246 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,080 Yeah, I had to throw a duck at a dog. 247 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:28,080 Could this dolphin fit on your lap, sir? 248 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:31,280 No, I wanted to see the views on its own. 249 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,280 I don't want it obscure. 250 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,560 I want to pay extra so that it can have a seat. 251 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,800 You want it to have a seat? 252 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,320 Yeah. 253 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,320 How's that going to work? 254 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,360 How's it going to sit up because it's a dolphin? 255 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:44,400 I can pile it its head, but I want it to have its own space. 256 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,400 But dolphins don't have pelvises. 257 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,400 I don't think he can sit down. 258 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,480 I don't want to sit next to any animal, 259 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,560 so he may not be at the tall hat section. 260 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:53,240 That's fine. 261 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,160 He doesn't have a tall hat. 262 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,440 Yeah, dolphins don't wear hats, nor have pelvises. 263 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:57,960 They should. 264 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,480 No, I don't. 265 00:10:58,480 --> 00:10:59,600 I'm not sure. 266 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,720 There was one plush dolphin that did have a hat, 267 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,800 but I didn't win it. 268 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,920 What stall? 269 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,720 They threw a dog at a dog stall. 270 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,720 Not threw a duck at a dog stall. 271 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,600 I don't know what I'm doing after. 272 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,920 Would it be OK if this giant cardboard cut out of the mare 273 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,600 was to go onto the ride? 274 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,720 Could it keep its hands and toes in the ride? 275 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,360 Of course. 276 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,960 Then I think we may be able to come to some arrangement, yes. 277 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:26,720 Very good. 278 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,320 Thank you. 279 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,080 Would I get a copy of the report from when 280 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,920 it was serviced last week? 281 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,960 What do you need to know? 282 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,920 I just want to read it. 283 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,160 I just want to see. 284 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,160 I want to check. 285 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,520 What are you checking for, sir? 286 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,720 I'm getting a bit worried. 287 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,480 What do you know that we don't? 288 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,880 What do I know that you don't? 289 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:43,880 I just wanted to see. 290 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,960 I wanted to make sure that- 291 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,920 Nothing's falling off. 292 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:47,960 Is that enough? 293 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,480 Is that little child a policeman? 294 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:50,980 I'm sorry. 295 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:51,640 What was that? 296 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,280 Are you a policeman? 297 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,280 I don't legally have to tell you that. 298 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,880 He might be a police officer. 299 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,760 You're jumping star streets. 300 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,240 I'm not. 301 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,160 I'm just nervous. 302 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,680 You Johnny Depp-ing us. 303 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,680 Legally on this ride, little boy, 304 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,680 you do have to ask if you're a police officer. 305 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,320 What if I'm an informant? 306 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,320 Informant's the same sort of procedure, yes? 307 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,600 Yes, I'm an informant. 308 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,440 My dolphin is also an informant. 309 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,920 Nice to know you. 310 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,480 Do you know the dolphin? 311 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,760 I'm not at liberty to discuss my relationship 312 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,760 with the dolphin. 313 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,960 Oh. 314 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,120 What happened with the dolphin, then? 315 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,680 I'm not at liberty to discuss my relationship 316 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,280 with the dolphin. 317 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,640 I definitely have between you and that dolphin. 318 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,360 Uh-oh. 319 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,320 This is a HR dispute. 320 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,560 I don't have to talk about this. 321 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,160 Give me the forms. 322 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,440 I need to read the forms. 323 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,200 He's going to tell the police the forms. 324 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,360 Don't give him them. 325 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,320 If the forms were filled out correctly. 326 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,880 Are you trying to shut down this amulet ride? 327 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,680 Not if the forms were filled out correctly. 328 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,200 Do you know what? 329 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,120 I am going to let your dolphin on the ride. 330 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:49,960 Thank you. 331 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,040 Because I like nice informers. 332 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,800 Informers that say, what a great ride this is. 333 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,720 Not worried informers. 334 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,480 That dolphin didn't speak. 335 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,760 He's speaking for it. 336 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,840 That's the whole problem. 337 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,400 I said I pivoted here. 338 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,880 The dolphin never speaks. 339 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,920 I'm going to show you that the cardboard cut out 340 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,480 of the mayor will have nothing but pleasant things to say 341 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,280 about this ride on its completion. 342 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,120 Well, if we're being upfront and honest, 343 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,560 this is being recorded. 344 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,120 The cardboard cut out is not coming anywhere 345 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,920 near the tall hat section. 346 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:22,200 But the cardboard cut out has such a tall hat. 347 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,960 But the cardboard's all hat doesn't even 348 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,560 have a hollow part for your head. 349 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,240 It is taller than your hat, sir. 350 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:35,320 Damn, a poor imitation of a tall hat, not 351 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,920 nearly like the real thing. 352 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,320 I would like you to know, Mr. Informant, 353 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,840 that this man has just been negatory towards the mayor. 354 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,840 And whatever you choose to do with that, so be it. 355 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,280 OK, I just need the safety. 356 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,200 I just need the safety note. 357 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,080 My dolphin is jotting everything down. 358 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,120 OK, I'm going to just make a new rule 359 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,680 that no one who's going to tell the police anything 360 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,920 is allowed on our ride. 361 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:05,360 And that's including, if it records, evidence. 362 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,120 So who's off the ride? 363 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,320 Because I need honesty. 364 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,080 Oh, go. 365 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,400 But that needs to be in the checklist that 366 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,240 would have had to have been checked last week. 367 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,320 That hasn't been approved. 368 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,920 You can't just add a new rule. 369 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,360 Excuse me. 370 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,760 Watch me. 371 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,560 It's happening. 372 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,120 This is unheard of. 373 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,720 Well, you're about to hear from it now, 374 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,920 because are you going to inform? 375 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,080 Are you an informer? 376 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,640 I'm going to inform the head of the police this very moment. 377 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,160 Perfect. 378 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,160 Let me out of this thing. 379 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:32,640 Perfect. 380 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,120 Let me out. 381 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,320 Anyone else coming out? 382 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,440 Anyone else coming out? 383 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,400 I'm going to go. 384 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:36,920 OK. 385 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,440 OK. 386 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,600 The cardboard put out by the mayor 387 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,280 will be only reporting to the mayor and city council 388 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,600 and nothing to do with the police. 389 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,640 This has nothing to do with the police whatsoever. 390 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,800 Still counts. 391 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,640 Still counts. 392 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,520 Get it out. 393 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,040 I don't like its beady eyes. 394 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,880 It's the cardboard cut out toes sticking out. 395 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,800 Oh, this is the final straw. 396 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:59,600 You, get your stupid cardboard cut out and get out. 397 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,400 You want me to leave the amusement park completely? 398 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,080 Yes. 399 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,120 And you're barred. 400 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,280 The mayor will be hearing about this. 401 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:08,880 And you know what? 402 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,880 While you're at it, you're barred from the petting zoo 403 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,760 as well. 404 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,920 Don't kidding me. 405 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,880 Don't kidding me. 406 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,360 Little boy, it looks like it's just me and you. 407 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,920 I'm going to the police. 408 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,200 I'm not staying here with you. 409 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,680 The ride. 410 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,480 Off the ride. 411 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,760 No telling the police anything. 412 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,280 I wasn't going to tell the police. 413 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,120 I'm joyfully enjoying my time in the tall hats 414 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,000 action on this ride. 415 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,360 May I proceed? 416 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,920 Well, in the interest of thoroughness, 417 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:40,440 I'm going to need to see what's under your hat. 418 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,720 I shall leave the ride. 419 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,000 The mayor? 420 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,760 That mayor of yours? 421 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,440 That mayor of ours? 422 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,360 Yes. 423 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,400 Yes, I know him well. 424 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,720 He used to work at the local subway. 425 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,000 And I used to go in and I'd say, I'm sorry. 426 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,400 I know this order is embarrassing, 427 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,760 but I've got to do it. 428 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,280 And I'd order the tuna. 429 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,040 And he would scoop the tuna. 430 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,960 And he would say to me, this is a perfect sphere of fish. 431 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,080 And I'd say, yeah, that's what I want on my subway. 432 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,760 Yeah, I like it. 433 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,000 And then he left subway. 434 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,600 And now he's the mayor? 435 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,360 Well, I'm saying this now. 436 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,000 If you can work at subway and be the mayor, 437 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:32,760 then why can't I paint the roads black? 438 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,480 We paint the roads black like the tarmac. 439 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,480 And we put the white lines on them like a zebra. 440 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,360 If I'm painting the roads like a zebra, 441 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,120 then I should have a say in politics. 442 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,280 Or I think that's politics. 443 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,480 Is that politics? 444 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,440 Well, anyway, your mayor, yeah. 445 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,480 Yeah, he's a good guy. 446 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,560 Yeah. 447 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,480 Well, I mean, he's all right. 448 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,840 I prefer him when he works at subway. 449 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:09,400 I have not sold anything today. 450 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,120 But it's only half of the day. 451 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,760 So I'm optimistic. 452 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,080 I think that I could sell something 453 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,120 by the end of the day. 454 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,080 Yeah, people come for their t-shirts on the way out 455 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,280 after the gig. 456 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,240 Yeah, you know, they don't want to buy a t-shirt. 457 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,200 Until they've seen the band. 458 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,480 Until they've seen the band. 459 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,160 And I've got all the bands playing. 460 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,400 So they've got to know what they like. 461 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,760 Hi, I'm here to buy a t-shirt. 462 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,160 I don't think you want it yet. 463 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:34,880 Really? 464 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,280 Do you not want it after the end of the gig? 465 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,200 You don't want to be lugging this around. 466 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,840 Well, I was going to put it on and then have some photos 467 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:43,680 with the band. 468 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,240 What are you going to do with the shirt you're wearing? 469 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,520 Just put it over the shirt. 470 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,320 Very warm. 471 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,240 It would be very warm. 472 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,320 Would you be hiding the shirt that you bought from me then? 473 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,440 No, I put the shirt I brought from you over the shirt. 474 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,080 Because I want to take some pictures. 475 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,600 And then I can buy a shirt. 476 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,000 Look, I don't want to deny a seal from happening. 477 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,680 Oh, no, no. 478 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,960 I want to sell to you. 479 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:04,760 Yeah. 480 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,240 What if they're a bad vocalist like? 481 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,280 Yeah, wouldn't you want to know that this was really good? 482 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,160 And then come get the shirt at the end? 483 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,520 I just don't want to put you out of money. 484 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,160 And then you feeling like you've got a shirt forever 485 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,720 from a band you didn't like lying. 486 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,920 It would be embarrassing. 487 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,800 Yeah. 488 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,720 Oh, yeah, I don't want to be embarrassed. 489 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,720 That's kind of a good point. 490 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,920 Because I could live on your story for like 24 hours. 491 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,360 All your friends are going to see that. 492 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,240 Yeah, that would be in your wardrobe. 493 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,320 And then you're embarrassed to put it in the charity shop 494 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,160 in case people can't identify your household based 495 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,400 on what has gone in in the rest of that donation bag. 496 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,320 But then you don't want to put it on vintage 497 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,320 because then people can check it from your username. 498 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,160 Maybe your friends might not know that they were bad life, 499 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,080 but you would know. 500 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:43,960 And that's almost worse. 501 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,320 You're lying to your friends then. 502 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,400 Oh my god, yeah. 503 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,720 I cannot get a seal. 504 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,000 I just can't get a seal. 505 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,480 What's my favorite thing about him? 506 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,160 I mean, will he hear this? 507 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,480 He will, won't he? 508 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,240 OK. 509 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:18,240 Well, you know, the man, he's a great man. 510 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,680 He's got lovely skin. 511 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,160 You know, he wears his age well. 512 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,760 He wears it like a fine wine. 513 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,600 I guess you don't wear wine, but you know, yeah. 514 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,960 I don't know if I look good enough to go out like this. 515 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,680 Don't say that, God. 516 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,520 I think I think you look very respectable. 517 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,400 That shirt almost fits you. 518 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,160 It's almost good enough. 519 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,080 I think so. 520 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,960 The shirt's OK. 521 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,160 It's fine. 522 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,200 It suits you. 523 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,320 You look smart. 524 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,600 It's good to see you trying something clean. 525 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,120 Oh, oh, just being clean. 526 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,640 Well, I thought this was the day where, you know, 527 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,800 you're going to see everyone. 528 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,960 Everyone can see how you've recovered. 529 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,520 Going to be out. 530 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,520 We're going to be. 531 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,640 Yeah. 532 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,360 First time in a while being seeing everyone in town, 533 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,200 saying hello. 534 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,400 Everyone's going to be like, what are you up to? 535 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,040 And I'll be like, well, I'm not going 536 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,400 to go into that right now. 537 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,480 Just like we practice. 538 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,600 Just like we practice. 539 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,640 No talk about the coma. 540 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,760 No talk. 541 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,800 There's not much to say about it. 542 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,200 All the kids in my school think it's so cool 543 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,600 that you were in a coma. 544 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,160 Right? 545 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,760 They think it's amazing. 546 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,600 I chose that. 547 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,160 I chose the coma. 548 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,240 I didn't tell them that. 549 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,360 I had a bet with your uncle who was like, 550 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,880 you can't just be in a coma. 551 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,720 And I was like, I can't be in a coma. 552 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,320 Two days later, hit by a bus. 553 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,520 Oh my god, Liz. 554 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,920 How are you? 555 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,560 I haven't seen you since the coma. 556 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,040 How was it? 557 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,720 It was pretty good, girl. 558 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,120 It was pretty good. 559 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:02,920 Yeah. 560 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,720 Tell me all about it. 561 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,680 I just lay there for four months and three days. 562 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,680 All right, what else? 563 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,800 How'd you eat? 564 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,920 Through a tube that went into my wrist. 565 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,640 What did it taste like? 566 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,400 I don't know. 567 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,280 I imagine like the orange starburst. 568 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,160 Oh. 569 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,440 What about like fluids and stuff? 570 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,440 You get any drinks when you're in there, pal? 571 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,920 No, everything just went through my wrist. 572 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,840 And then all my fluids went out the other wrist. 573 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,520 It was very confusing for the doctors. 574 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,600 I thought they would have went through my bladder 575 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,440 or something, but no. 576 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,640 Yeah, that was going to be my next question, man. 577 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,840 Nope, I heard the doctor's nurse talking about it. 578 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,600 The doctor kept saying, wrist to wrist. 579 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,840 You could hear things? 580 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,680 Yeah, I heard everything. 581 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,600 Did you hear any like gossip? 582 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,160 Yeah. 583 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,520 Like hospital gossip? 584 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,040 Yeah, the doctor who wanted to be the first wrist 585 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,320 to wrist technology, he got fired three months 586 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,120 into my coma. 587 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,280 Shit, man. 588 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,000 Yeah. 589 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,280 I also heard my wife's having an affair. 590 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,160 That's cool. 591 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:04,720 Yeah. 592 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,560 I heard that. 593 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,480 I was going to ask about that. 594 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,360 Did you hear people talking about yourself 595 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,160 while you were in there? 596 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:11,960 Yeah, I did. 597 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,000 Well, I guess not. 598 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,320 She was talking about somebody else. 599 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,400 Mr. Mr. over there. 600 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:15,880 Huh? 601 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,800 I also heard you coming in, poking me, punching me, saying, 602 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,480 hey, you're not really in a coma, are you? 603 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,840 You're just doing a bit. 604 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,520 I thought you were doing a bit, man. 605 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,560 And I would have been a bit, except the boss. 606 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,440 I would have to say my favorite thing about Mayor 607 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,800 Anders was his mental health initiative that he initiated 608 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,240 within the town. 609 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,480 It was whenever he decided to make a capybara the town 610 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:46,080 mascot with the slogan, don't worry, be capy. 611 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,200 I think everyone in the town generally 612 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,440 felt a bit better that week. 613 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,560 It was very well done. 614 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,800 Yeah, I don't think he was in a coma. 615 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,400 He's so nondescript about it, he doesn't. 616 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,760 I think you're right to punch him. 617 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,640 OK, good. 618 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,000 I'm glad that you backed me up in this, Officer. 619 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,880 Yeah. 620 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,840 You're quite right. 621 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,080 He's wasting my time. 622 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,880 He says you can hear things in there. 623 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,400 There's no risk to risk technology. 624 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,800 You can't hear things while you're in a coma. 625 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,320 Yeah. 626 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,960 Classic. 627 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,880 Little does he know I've been in a coma. 628 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,680 You have. 629 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,400 Yeah. 630 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:22,920 Really? 631 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,040 I was like six. 632 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:24,720 Really? 633 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,560 Until when? 634 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,800 Six and a bit, like three weeks. 635 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,400 Three weeks? 636 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,080 Yeah. 637 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,200 So you would know if they come on when you see it? 638 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,520 I know if they're in a coma. 639 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,400 And I suspected it, and I also suspected the affair. 640 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,520 We all know about the affair. 641 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,840 I think he was trying to flirt with him to make it look like. 642 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,680 He was wrong. 643 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,760 He was in a coma. 644 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,880 Yeah, but. 645 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,640 He didn't know. 646 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,320 Never seen a bigger cuck in my life. 647 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,720 Hi, good day, mate. 648 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,560 How you doing? 649 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,920 You want me to talk to that what? 650 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,960 Mayor under? 651 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:56,800 No, I don't know him. 652 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,280 Sorry, mate. 653 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,280 I'm on here on holiday. 654 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,760 Just doing a little tour around Ireland, staying a couple days 655 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,440 here in Dunbracken. 656 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:03,920 He's what? 657 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:04,920 So he's a mayor? 658 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,000 I don't know. 659 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,040 Don't know anything about him, mate. 660 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,200 Sorry. 661 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,720 But what, you got a picture of him or something? 662 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,240 Oh, yeah. 663 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,520 He's a strapping looking man. 664 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,280 Yeah. 665 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,360 Oh, what a right humdinger. 666 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,840 Oh, he looks like a Hugh Jackman. 667 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,760 Yeah. 668 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,640 That's what he does. 669 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,200 He looks a bit like Hugh Jackman. 670 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,000 Oh, that is Hugh Jackman. 671 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,520 Sorry. 672 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,760 He's the one beside Hugh Jackman. 673 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,520 Sorry. 674 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,200 My mistake. 675 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:25,720 My mistake. 676 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,240 Sorry. 677 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,280 I thought Hugh Jackman. 678 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,520 Hugh Jackman's a bit of a. 679 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,480 He's a bit of a renaissance man in Australia. 680 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,840 He's a song and dance man. 681 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,680 Wolverine. 682 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,240 He can turn his hand in. 683 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,640 You're mayor, I thought. 684 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,640 If you've nominated Hugh Jackman to be your mayor, 685 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,120 I thought that would be amazing. 686 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:40,800 Ah. 687 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,080 But no, no, no. 688 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,120 Yeah, he's not as good looking as Hugh Jackman. 689 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,280 Yeah, he looks sort of like him. 690 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:47,760 Yeah. 691 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,040 Officer, you do so much cocaine. 692 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,680 I know you do cocaine. 693 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,440 You kept doing cocaine. 694 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,280 Whilst you were watching me trying to prove I wasn't in a coma. 695 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,200 It's a well-known fact that I do that. 696 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,880 You could have known that pre-coma. 697 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,640 All right? 698 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,440 You need to say something that only someone in a coma would know. 699 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,040 What could be something that only someone in a coma would know? 700 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,520 What happens when you die? 701 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,880 Everyone knows when you're in a coma, 702 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,280 you're going to be dead for just a little bit. 703 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,440 You're going to sneak preview. 704 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,360 Maybe if you get hit by a supercar, but I got flattened by a bus. 705 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,720 That seems deadlier. 706 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,400 Just tell me what's in the afterlife, and I'll let you go. 707 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,600 No. 708 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,440 So when I was six, I was hit by a Ferrari. 709 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,520 Nice. 710 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,960 Yeah, so that's how I got up close as to what happened. 711 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:37,800 Yeah, yeah. 712 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,640 Both what happened, but what happened in the coma, and death. 713 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,080 What was that like? 714 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,480 Quite blue. 715 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,040 Really? 716 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:45,520 Yeah. 717 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,480 People expect to be black or white. 718 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,000 Yeah. 719 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 It's just blue. 720 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,440 See, that's how I know you really were in a coma. 721 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,680 It was a blue Ferrari. 722 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,600 It was a blue Ferrari. 723 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,440 That might be connected. 724 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,200 That's unusual. 725 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,200 That might be connected. 726 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,280 Yeah, yeah. 727 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,520 That's how I remember. 728 00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,560 Was it a blue Ferrari? 729 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,160 If it was a red Ferrari, I probably 730 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,760 wouldn't remember being hit by it. 731 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,920 I wish you would have told me we just assumed it was a red Ferrari. 732 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,920 We never even looked for a blue Ferrari. 733 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,560 I'm so sorry. 734 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,040 That's why we never caught the guy. 735 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,640 Because a Ferrari is a distinct car. 736 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,360 Yeah. 737 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,040 We just assumed red. 738 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,000 Like a Schumacher current, yeah. 739 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:15,640 Totally. 740 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,840 Well, this is embarrassing. 741 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,320 Fine. 742 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,360 OK, it's red. 743 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,560 The afterlife is red. 744 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,760 Much like, no. 745 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,840 All right, sure, sure, pal. 746 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,400 Sure, pal. 747 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,200 We know it's blue. 748 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,880 No, it's red like a bus would be red. 749 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,160 Like a bus that hits you would be red. 750 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:36,960 Buses are yellow. 751 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,440 We all know they're yellow. 752 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,160 Not my bus. 753 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,640 Did you ever catch my bus? 754 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,240 No, we looked for all the yellow buses, 755 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:43,760 and we couldn't. 756 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,200 It was a red bus. 757 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,200 It couldn't have been. 758 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,680 It was a double digger red bus. 759 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,560 And I'm back in. 760 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,440 Yeah. 761 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:55,360 Please, just let me celebrate the celebrations. 762 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,240 My son's nearby. 763 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,040 Nearby? 764 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:58,760 Yeah. 765 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,440 Well, I don't know where he is right now, 766 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,400 because you've detained me. 767 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,840 Well, how do you keep an eye on him when you're in a coma? 768 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,480 Just do that. 769 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,520 Mayor, underage. 770 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,880 You mean that creepy guy with the toupee 771 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:20,160 and the weird glasses with no lenses in them? 772 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,840 He's the mayor? 773 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,480 I never voted for him. 774 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,320 Who voted for him? 775 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,000 No. 776 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,040 Is that why my bins haven't been lifted in about six months? 777 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,560 Because that gob shake's actually in charge? 778 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,600 OK. 779 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,840 OK. 780 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,960 Right, that makes sense. 781 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,200 No, mayor, underage. 782 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,320 No, don't like him. 783 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,120 Don't like him. 784 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,360 I need my bins collected. 785 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,480 Starting to attract rats. 786 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,160 Lewis, tell me. 787 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,400 Yeah, Carl? 788 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,360 Which affairs do you know about? 789 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,680 Affairs? 790 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,440 Yeah, Sheryl's. 791 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,560 Sheryl never used names. 792 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,120 So I assumed it was the same person. 793 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,480 No, no, there's a few, I think. 794 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,280 Oh my god. 795 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,760 After we finished up all these celebrations, 796 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,480 I was going to hire a PI. 797 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,120 Oh, you'd need to get a few, I'd say. 798 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,560 No, that's why I was checking in, 799 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,520 because I didn't know how much you knew about us. 800 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,880 I mean, people, stuff. 801 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:22,480 Well, I know that it's not with a cop who kept doing cocaine. 802 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,400 He'd offer a like a try on his part. 803 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,800 Real Randy when he got a cocaine. 804 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,880 Thankfully, she never brought anyone into the room. 805 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,600 I think a lot of it was a lot of facetimes, though. 806 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,840 Oh, OK. 807 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,760 No, I was going to say, I think kind of like on the way in, 808 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,680 on the way out, you know, she'd pass the people. 809 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,560 She what? 810 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:50,160 Yeah, she like, she passed the doctor in the corridor. 811 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,520 She would pass him, yeah. 812 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,760 Yeah, and then they just have, you know, a few minutes. 813 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,440 Before the arrest. 814 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,040 Could wrist to wrist be a sexual move? 815 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,760 I mean, she didn't try with me. 816 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,400 Oh, OK. 817 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,640 Maybe that's why he got fired for sexual misconduct. 818 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,520 Oh my god. 819 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,040 Yeah. 820 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,000 Yeah, sure, I can find as many people as you need to. 821 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,600 But can I just say, why do you need 822 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,720 to identify every single person your wife cheated on? 823 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,040 I would like to know. 824 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,400 It just feels like once you know it's happened, 825 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,480 that's all you need to know. 826 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:31,840 No, I need to because what if what is their ex-husbands 827 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,400 or current husbands know or don't know? 828 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,840 People need to know. 829 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,520 I need to know. 830 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,880 My son needs to know. 831 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,200 Your son needs to know. 832 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,080 Yeah. 833 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,600 Sure. 834 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,680 Once I know how many and who many, then maybe I'll tell him. 835 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,200 But I don't have to tell him. 836 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,120 That's my decision. 837 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,880 You don't tell my son. 838 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,800 You just find the people for me, please. 839 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,000 I'll pay you for each individual one. 840 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,880 You pay me per day. 841 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,000 It doesn't matter how many. 842 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:57,680 Oh, OK. 843 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,640 Well, since everyone's gathered here in the town square, 844 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,440 you could start today. 845 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,480 But you don't have to. 846 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,640 I charge double on holidays. 847 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,960 I was going to buy my son a balloon. 848 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:17,880 I'm not a fan. 849 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,160 I've never done so, I have to tell you that. 850 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,360 He didn't appreciate it when he brought in free school 851 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,120 meals for all. 852 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,680 I think it makes a mockery of my childhood. 853 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,360 And I think those children have to do what I did 854 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,800 and just scrounge around the bins looking for a donut 855 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:39,720 behind the bakery or looking for a taco outside the diner. 856 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,440 I did love when he brought in tacos to the diner. 857 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,900 But I think it builds character. 858 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:46,800 I think it builds responsibility. 859 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,680 I think it builds independence. 860 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,360 And Mayor Under is coddling the children of Dunbracken. 861 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,600 My son, do you know what he said to my son? 862 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,200 Well, first he kissed him when he was a baby. 863 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,680 No, I don't appreciate that. 864 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,520 That's a little bit of homosexual. 865 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,440 He can keep that behind his house door. 866 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,280 And then what he did to my son is 867 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,840 he won the fishing competition. 868 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,600 Right. 869 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,360 And he patted him on the back and told him he's a good boy. 870 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,880 That's my job. 871 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,400 I tell my son he's a good boy. 872 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,520 The mayor doesn't know he's a good boy. 873 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,600 I know he's a good boy. 874 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,320 OK? 875 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,920 And Mayor Under's everything's about him and my son. 876 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,480 You know, he took my son to live in his house for five days 877 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,640 while he was dating my wife. 878 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,540 Yeah. 879 00:31:31,540 --> 00:31:33,240 I don't appreciate it. 880 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:33,960 You know? 881 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,600 And that was Christmas. 882 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,800 We could have had so many presents ready for him. 883 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,920 We didn't, but we could have. 884 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,420 OK? 885 00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:42,880 I could have gone out to the bins, 886 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,600 brought him back a donut and a taco. 887 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,160 But no. 888 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:51,280 Mayor Under's had to buy him that train set and that RC car. 889 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,640 Yeah. 890 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,160 No. 891 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,840 RC is in remote control, even though I do 892 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,800 think it's a very RC car. 893 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,520 And you know what? 894 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,680 He took my wife. 895 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,880 And I'll never get her back. 896 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,720 And he took my son. 897 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,600 So no. 898 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:21,160 I'm not happy with celebrating. 899 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,840 Getting ready for the big celebrations, are you? 900 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,880 This is just for me. 901 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,400 Oh. 902 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,280 It's normal Tuesday night. 903 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,120 Oh. 904 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,000 I didn't mean to intrude. 905 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,960 It's quite all right. 906 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,600 Welcome to intrusion. 907 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,120 Six bottles of champagne. 908 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,600 Free 12 packs of oysters. 909 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,520 You're out of oysters, by the way. 910 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:41,920 Thank you. 911 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,560 Thank you for letting us know. 912 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,320 Thank you. 913 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:43,720 What? 914 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,680 I appreciate the nod. 915 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,200 Ultimately, I'm just a cashier. 916 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,560 The stock take isn't really my thing. 917 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,480 I'll probably pass it on to someone. 918 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,000 Come on. 919 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,200 Just a little cog in the corporate machine. 920 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,400 Aren't we all? 921 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,640 Tell me about it. 922 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,480 Tuesday, am I right? 923 00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,920 Tuesday. 924 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:00,720 Oh, man. 925 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,080 So you're not celebrating for the mayor? 926 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,440 Not a bad day, actually. 927 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,360 Oh. 928 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,840 That's what the champagne's for. 929 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,760 Cheer me up. 930 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,960 If you don't mind me asking, what happened? 931 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,320 Lost another client. 932 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,440 Jeez, you're kidding. 933 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,480 I know. 934 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,000 It's rough. 935 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,960 I mean, I want to say just another cog in the machine, 936 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,240 but I feel like with clients, it's a different kind of. 937 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,120 The client was my son. 938 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:21,880 It was my son. 939 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,400 Oh. 940 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,920 He went with a different agent. 941 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,240 Oh, god. 942 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,280 That's rough. 943 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,520 That explains the four chocolate bars and 12 pack of condoms 944 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,360 as well. 945 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:33,880 Sorry. 946 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,800 Those are mine. 947 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,920 You don't have a partition. 948 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,760 You don't have a partition. 949 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,840 Sorry. 950 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,360 Sorry. 951 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,280 Six of them are mine. 952 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,240 Six of them are his. 953 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,120 Yeah. 954 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:42,640 I'm sorry. 955 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,320 I'm sorry, guys. 956 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:43,720 No, it's fine. 957 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,520 It just wasn't a little partitiony thing. 958 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,000 Yeah. 959 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,760 I actually, oh, I've got one under the till here. 960 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,560 Thank you. 961 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,760 I'm sorry for bumping in. 962 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,840 That's quite all right. 963 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,960 You want to know how my day's going? 964 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,440 Not really. 965 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,120 Rude. 966 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,480 I'm still happy. 967 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,360 Listen, we're not in a rush or anything. 968 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,560 Oh, no. 969 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,480 That's client's got more time. 970 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,120 Oh, damn. 971 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,040 But I do want to see if you're doing anything 972 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,040 for the big celebrations. 973 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,880 Yep. 974 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,680 You are? 975 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,280 Yep. 976 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,480 Celebrating the mayor. 977 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,160 Wow, yeah. 978 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,880 Getting a lot of condoms. 979 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,920 Interesting. 980 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:22,360 Well, I think I invited that upon myself, didn't I? 981 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,560 I mean, it's all he has. 982 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,640 Yeah. 983 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,360 I could see. 984 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,720 I could see on the belt he's only bought condoms. 985 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,760 He's only bought condoms. 986 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,400 I knew that. 987 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,480 I knew that. 988 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,320 And I did ask. 989 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,040 Yeah. 990 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,240 You think someone who only bought condoms is having a bad day? 991 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,960 You need more than that to make up for a bad day. 992 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,720 Yeah, you need four bottles of champagne. 993 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,920 I ran here. 994 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:43,960 Six bottles of champagne. 995 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,680 But if you charge me for four, I mean, I'm not going to say no. 996 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,480 Sir, I wish I could. 997 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,160 Sir, I know it. 998 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,160 Cogging the machine. 999 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:50,640 You know. 1000 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,240 I lost a significant amount of income today. 1001 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,200 Hey, is this line going? 1002 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,680 Because I've got all my groceries, 1003 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,120 and I've got some ice cream. 1004 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,320 But you know. 1005 00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,520 Oh, well, we're just going to. 1006 00:34:59,520 --> 00:34:59,960 Sorry, do you mind holding up? 1007 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,160 I forgot the ice cream. 1008 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:01,840 Yeah, no, of course. 1009 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,760 Go on ahead. 1010 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,360 Yeah, we were just we were getting to it. 1011 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,720 I was kind of finding that he's been having a hard day. 1012 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:07,480 Right. 1013 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,160 Hey. 1014 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,680 I didn't really want to rush him. 1015 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:11,280 OK. 1016 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,000 I don't feel rushed. 1017 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,400 I'll get the ice cream in a moment. 1018 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,560 I feel like we're still chatting. 1019 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,720 Well, you can go now if you want. 1020 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,440 Like, I'm chatting to this customer now. 1021 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,080 If you want to grab the ice cream. 1022 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,520 I have places to be. 1023 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,680 Yeah, I have many places to be. 1024 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,800 You've got a lot of shopping. 1025 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,240 I can't really skip your stuff over his stuff. 1026 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,360 But I can quickly scan the condoms if you really. 1027 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,000 My name's George. 1028 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,160 George, thank you, George. 1029 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:30,840 Do you want a card? 1030 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,480 I'm live. 1031 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,480 Yeah, I'll take a card. 1032 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,000 Are you are you hiring? 1033 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,080 I need more clients telling you. 1034 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,080 You can't just tell people that I have a bunch of condoms. 1035 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,680 It's the only thing you've got on the belt. 1036 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,880 I know, but you can't just say that out loud. 1037 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,800 I mean, it's public knowledge, really. 1038 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,320 Not if they don't look down. 1039 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,720 Sorry, ma'am, did you see the condoms on the belt? 1040 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:50,480 No, she didn't. 1041 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,440 You told her about it. 1042 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,200 In all fairness, I had not looked at the belt 1043 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,320 until you said that. 1044 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,640 Well, yeah, the cashier is cursed. 1045 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,920 Oh, she probably thinks I'm a freak. 1046 00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,920 Oh, OK. 1047 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,720 Well done. 1048 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:01,240 Thank you. 1049 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,240 I'm impressed. 1050 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,520 I have places to be. 1051 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,800 I ran here. 1052 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,080 Look, Joe, may I call you Joe? 1053 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:08,640 Sure. 1054 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,120 Why not? 1055 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,480 Can I? 1056 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,000 Can I? 1057 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,960 I'll speed you up. 1058 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,520 Come on. 1059 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,720 I'll get you out of here. 1060 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,400 Thank you. 1061 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,880 All right, I'm back. 1062 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,880 Oh, come on. 1063 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,120 I just I've been having a rough day, 1064 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,720 so I just ate ice cream down there, 1065 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,720 but you can charge me for it. 1066 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,600 You've already eaten ice cream. 1067 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,320 I've eaten ice cream. 1068 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,240 Have you still got the empty tub? 1069 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,040 Because that's fine by me. 1070 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,480 I just left it on the floor. 1071 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,640 Do you want to go get it? 1072 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,520 I need to scan it. 1073 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,320 Come on, man. 1074 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,800 I was so close. 1075 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,600 I understand the concept, but I don't 1076 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,800 the tail doesn't work like that. 1077 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,440 I can't really input items. 1078 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,280 It needs to be the code or the number. 1079 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,760 I have places to be. 1080 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,400 I've got six tubs of Ben and Jerry's in my basket. 1081 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,760 And you've scanned one of them. 1082 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,680 No, because I don't want you touching it. 1083 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,440 I don't want you touching it. 1084 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,200 Can we just? 1085 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,960 I would just be the one touching it. 1086 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,800 What flavors? 1087 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,280 What flavor did you have? 1088 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,720 Super strawberry, a banana one. 1089 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,960 Those are the condom flavors. 1090 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,600 Stop. 1091 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,280 What? 1092 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,160 You're looking at me. 1093 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,680 I wasn't asking about the condom flavors. 1094 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,200 I'm sorry. 1095 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,600 Why are condoms flavored? 1096 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,440 I don't know. 1097 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,440 You're selling them. 1098 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,640 But it did excite me. 1099 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,160 Just another cog in the machine. 1100 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,520 I didn't mean to say that about you. 1101 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,400 I'm sorry. 1102 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,000 You seem like a creative man. 1103 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:19,720 I think so. 1104 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,800 He wants to break into film. 1105 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,680 Yeah, I suppose. 1106 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,800 I'm feeling kind of stuck in this job. 1107 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,000 I'm not happy. 1108 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,240 I'm not fulfilled in my life. 1109 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,520 I want to be something more. 1110 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,200 But you know, it pays the bills. 1111 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,280 I'll tell you what. 1112 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,680 We'll go back to mine, crack open the champagne, 1113 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,160 crack open the oysters, crack open the condoms, 1114 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,760 and we'll see where the night takes us. 1115 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,360 I honestly would love nothing more than that. 1116 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:54,040 OK, boss, I'm leaving. 1117 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,760 See you later. 1118 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,560 Still need to ring me up. 1119 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,440 Oh, yes. 1120 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,640 Well, I suppose if I'm quitting cog in the machine and all, 1121 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:07,440 hey, everyone, this one's on me. 1122 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,320 He just walked away. 1123 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,280 He didn't pay. 1124 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,480 So we're just going to get tagged by security. 1125 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,360 Are you serious? 1126 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,360 I've got things with security tags on. 1127 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,880 That's why I didn't bring the ice cream. 1128 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,880 It has security tags on it. 1129 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,480 I'll see you at your house, George. 1130 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,080 I'll be there. 1131 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,760 I'll see you at your house. 1132 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,960 All right, see you there. 1133 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,840 I've got several razors in here that 1134 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,360 need to be demagnetized. 1135 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,120 These condoms are all in security boxes. 1136 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,240 I can't get to them. 1137 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,360 Also, why is your lube under lock and key? 1138 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,560 He doesn't know where I live. 1139 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,480 Oh, you caught me at about time. 1140 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,400 I'm on the train. 1141 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,720 But my favorite memory of the maze, 1142 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,240 whenever it came around to my house, 1143 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,720 and she opened the door, the other door, 1144 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:59,800 that I hadn't been able to open in about 20 years. 1145 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,400 And I tell you what, we shared the first spoonful together. 1146 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,960 And I was voluntarily in for about two weeks. 1147 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,800 And I'll never forget that. 1148 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,320 Freak Nipples, you look so good to me. 1149 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,920 Freak, freak, freak. 1150 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,120 Thank you, that's our new single, Freak Nipples. 1151 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,040 Oh my god, thank you so much. 1152 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,440 I need to get a shirt of his. 1153 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,040 I need a Freak Nipples shirt. 1154 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,640 That was incredible. 1155 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,320 That changed my life. 1156 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,400 Never seen a man play with his nipples 1157 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,560 and make his pitch change as he played it. 1158 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:50,280 Can someone please just tattoo a nipple on my forehead? 1159 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,360 Please tattoo a nipple on my forehead. 1160 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,640 Somebody get my friend a forehead tattoo. 1161 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,480 Wait, no. 1162 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,160 Anyone who's god forsaken, please tattoo a nipple. 1163 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,040 We have to do it. 1164 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,280 He said so. 1165 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,160 He said so. 1166 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,840 Are any of you tattoo artists? 1167 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,920 Somebody find a tattoo artist. 1168 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,920 I can do a semi-permanent one. 1169 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,240 Oh my god. 1170 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,160 You save ya. 1171 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,160 It's a stick-on one. 1172 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,040 It's more of a sticker, if I'm honest. 1173 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,640 Amazing. 1174 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,160 Amazing. 1175 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:18,640 Amazing. 1176 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,040 So then you can know if you want it for life. 1177 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:26,600 I can guarantee it will last at least two hours. 1178 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,160 Amazing. 1179 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:27,840 That's amazing. 1180 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,320 And can you do the design of anything he wants? 1181 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,080 Anything in the world. 1182 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,320 He wants Freaky Nipples nipple. 1183 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,800 Any body part. 1184 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,160 I can do any body part you want. 1185 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:35,800 A nail. 1186 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,440 I can do a nail. 1187 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,120 Oh god. 1188 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,400 Toe or hand. 1189 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,240 A forehead. 1190 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:39,840 Forehead? 1191 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,600 A forehead with a nipple on my forehead. 1192 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,920 He wants a nipple on the forehead. 1193 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,480 I mean, it'll probably cost a bit more, but yeah. 1194 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:50,680 Can you do orders in case there's more? 1195 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,040 Yeah. 1196 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,880 No, I have to be the one doing it, because it's a really 1197 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,360 specialized craft, and I don't get into it too much. 1198 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,720 But it's like, no, I don't do orders, 1199 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:03,920 but I can come to your house at any time of day and night. 1200 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,960 Would you consider getting, and this might be crazy, 1201 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,360 and stop me if I'm wrong, would you 1202 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,040 consider getting both of Freaky Nipples nipples 1203 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:11,720 on your forehead? 1204 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,280 Would you consider getting the two? 1205 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,560 You know what? 1206 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:21,120 Sometimes, when you think outside the box, you touch God. 1207 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,360 I'm doing that. 1208 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,320 Give me both Freaky Nipples. 1209 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,680 Give me both Freaky Nipples, and I respect your artistry. 1210 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,440 The mayor? 1211 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,000 The mayor? 1212 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,480 Oh, Jesus. 1213 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:39,480 Oh, man, he's an angel on earth, that man, so he is. 1214 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,520 He's already done some wonderful, wonderful things 1215 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,800 for me now over the last year. 1216 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,960 And actually, well, not just me now, but also my new, 1217 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,680 well, maybe not so new now, wee husband, Billy. 1218 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,160 So yes. 1219 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,160 So really, I mean, it all started. 1220 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:03,080 It wasn't long after wee Billy and I had tied the knot. 1221 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:07,320 People always wonder what a wee 25-year-old gym instructor 1222 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:12,560 from the big smoke would want with a retired civil servant. 1223 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,960 But sure, you know, love is the same. 1224 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,560 And anyway, you know, the mayor was great there now 1225 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,720 in stepping in, because what happened to me there 1226 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,040 was I had a bit of an unexpected turn of events there 1227 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,800 when I was unable to leave the house due because 1228 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,760 of the old gypsy curse, you know. 1229 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:35,600 So the mayor, he was great at just taking wee Billy 1230 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:40,080 under his wing and showing him around the town and all of that 1231 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,880 and showing him where the disco was and just, 1232 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,200 and the two of them became great pals, so they did, you know. 1233 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,920 And I believe one of the things they went to, 1234 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:53,480 first aid classes together and a night school, you know, 1235 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,040 down at the college. 1236 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,680 Because I walked in on them one time when they were practicing, 1237 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,640 you know, the mice to mice precipitation and all. 1238 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,920 It was a very impressive night, it was. 1239 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,600 Seemed to be very good at it, you know, 1240 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,280 but then they said they had to keep practicing and stuff. 1241 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,400 But then, you know, but at the minute now, you know, 1242 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,960 just like, I'm just on my way here to the camping shop there 1243 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,240 just to get a wee bit more gas for my stove, 1244 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,280 because I'm down at the bottom of the garden 1245 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,960 and I'd hint at the minute, because the mayor, you know, 1246 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,960 probably the most best thing he's done yet is he's discovered 1247 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,000 in the house, when he was in the house, he discovered in my house 1248 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,600 the drapings of this rare beetle, this termite thing 1249 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,920 that's threatening to eat away through all the rafters 1250 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,880 and the whole place could come down round me, you know. 1251 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:40,280 So what he's done then, him and Billy there, 1252 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,320 they agreed that, you know, like, it turns out the curse covers, 1253 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,360 I mean, I can still go in the garden, you know, so... 1254 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,200 So I'm in the tent and they're in the house 1255 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,040 and they're working away at the termites and all, 1256 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:55,840 and I mean, they're obviously having a queer time of it, 1257 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,600 you know, having fun now, because I can hear them laughing away 1258 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,000 like anything, you know. 1259 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,760 But no, but they're working away 1260 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,680 and they're in the house of the termites, 1261 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,080 and, you know, it'll take a wee while now, you know, 1262 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,240 take a wee while, you know, I think this is the second month 1263 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,520 we're at it now, you know, but listen here, 1264 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,600 I can't stand here, Gavin, but the mayor, he's an angel on earth, 1265 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,280 an angel on earth, I tell you, fabulous, Billy, fabulous. 1266 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,440 Thank you so much for listening. 1267 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,920 This is the first part of Dunbracken's Season finale. 1268 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:32,160 Part two will be out in the coming days, hopefully tomorrow.