1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,600 Hello everyone, just Conoth here with a quick update. There's obviously no full episode 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:13,760 today, you could tell that by the episode title. And there's unlikely to be an episode 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:19,840 or anything out next week as I'm off to an improv festival, so I don't have time 4 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:25,640 to get out what was supposed to be the finale. That will hopefully drop in two weeks time 5 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:31,880 on Tuesday the 19th, and that will be the final episode of season 2, and then we'll 6 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:37,160 relax and take a break for a couple of months and will return in February or March 7 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:43,160 of the new year. But in the meantime I've been recording some Christmas episodes. There'll 8 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:49,400 be definitely two but possibly three episodes dropped during Christmas during December. 9 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:55,360 But in the meantime, here's a scene that I recorded with Patrick Meyer and Laura Conlon, 10 00:00:55,360 --> 00:01:05,360 and I hope you enjoy it. 11 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:12,680 Alright so here's the information we have. The average turtle can travel at 5 miles per 12 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:19,200 day. It's been missing Tuesday afternoon, so I've drawn a few videos on this map. 13 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,200 It's been six days. 14 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:25,560 Yes. Yeah, no, it's five times six, 30 mile radius. 15 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,480 That's a big circle. 16 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:33,000 So there's a lot of impeding roads and things like that, so I've already done a wee bit. 17 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:39,760 I should have told you sooner. This is on me. I was like it's slow, how far could it get, 18 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,920 I really want to finish this board game. 19 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:47,760 It's just, it's fine. We can have this discussion afterwards. What do we do bad, what do we do 20 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:52,320 well, what could we do better? We'll do that afterwards once we find a turtle. 21 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:57,160 This is a really good start though, so it could be anywhere in town. It's a 30 mile 22 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:02,480 radius. It could be much further than the town. It could be in the sea. Oh my god. 23 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,480 Yeah. 24 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:07,680 Wait, do we just cancel that out? It's unlikely that it would have. It's a turtle not a tortoise. 25 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:14,280 Which one goes into the sea? Okay, the sea's in game. The sea's in play. We don't know. 26 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,280 We can't risk it. 27 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,880 Okay. I thought we were going to be able to cut out a third of this radius, but god damn 28 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,400 it, no we can't risk it. 29 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:24,720 Ah, should that be where we go first? Would it have smelt the salt? God, I wish I knew 30 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,720 more about my turtle. 31 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,080 So, we're tortoise. 32 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:31,760 I circled the supermarket because we had a call from the supermarket about an hour ago. 33 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,760 Oh. 34 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:33,760 Spotting the turtle. 35 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:38,160 Okay, and so how far can they get in an R? Do we need to draw a circle around the supermarket? 36 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:46,120 Okay, you can do this. Five divided by 24. That's like, it's smaller than the first circle 37 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,120 for sure. 38 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,120 Yes. 39 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:53,000 Sir, I'm sorry to pull you aside. Just sorry at one moment. 40 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 How can I help? 41 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 God, the two. 42 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:01,480 So, we have, I don't want to say historical case. It was about four or five weeks ago. 43 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,480 Right. 44 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,200 You shouldn't say historical case. That's... 45 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:08,560 No, I know, but it's more historical than what we're currently doing with. The aquarium 46 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,240 reported that one of their animals was missing. 47 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,240 Which one? 48 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,240 Turtle. 49 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,240 Okay, so you think I could be... 50 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,200 I think this man has stolen a turtle. 51 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,920 Okay, so it's inside the supermarket, I think, or possibly outside it. 52 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,840 Okay, I don't want what you think. I want what you know. 53 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:24,840 Okay, sorry. 54 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,800 All right, so it's a double check and then get back to me. 55 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,800 Okay. 56 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,800 So, you're thinking this man... 57 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,800 I think we arrest him. 58 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,520 He's trying to trick us into returning stolen goods to him. 59 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,520 Yeah. 60 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,520 Wow, audacity. 61 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:39,840 Is it 24 divided by 5 or 5 divided by 24? Because one of them is much easier. 62 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,400 Okay, I just said double check. Here's your notepad. Here's your pen. 63 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,040 Okay, just work it out yourself. You can do this. 64 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,040 You can do this. 65 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,040 Wait, one's watching. 66 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,040 I'll work out both. 67 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,480 He's trying to make us feel sorry for him. 68 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,480 For a crime? 69 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:57,000 I know I'm very invested in this, but you know, it comes with a job. 70 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,840 You're quite right. Why is this the first time I'm hearing about the turtle? 71 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,400 24 so much divided by... 72 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,200 I mean, there's more important things happening that day. The library was on fire. 73 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,960 And we redirect that to the fire service. 74 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,160 Yeah, but you still need a bit of a presence. 75 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,160 I suppose, yeah. 76 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,800 Look, I think you're on annual leave. 77 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,800 I can't do this. 78 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,800 Not for five weeks. 79 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,800 No, I... 80 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:21,560 Look, it's so many of it. Every minute I spend working this out is another ground that 81 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,560 it can make. 82 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,280 I'm saying you're on annual leave the day possibly that it was recorded. 83 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,280 Okay, no. 84 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:32,400 We just didn't. We didn't do a little review with you. I'm sorry. 85 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,840 I don't... I don't mean... This isn't an issue with you, specifically. Okay? 86 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:42,720 It's just... There's been a pattern where I think sometimes we get a call around 4pm 87 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,520 and people don't want to log it. 88 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,640 Is there some truth to that? 89 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,640 I mean, that's not the only time that calls aren't getting logged. I'd also say it's 90 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:52,160 8pm whenever people are here doing the 9 o'clock shift. 91 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:56,960 Wow. It's... I know people don't want to stay late, but we still have to log them for it. 92 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,240 It's fairly soon next morning. 93 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:02,240 It's not 0.21 miles. I had to get out my phone to work it out. 94 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,080 Okay, well done. Well done. 95 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,680 So if you highlight the potential buildings, it could be out in the street? Yeah? 96 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,880 The supermarket, yeah. 97 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,400 Yeah, yeah. Now, is that the right supermarket you're looking at right now? 98 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,400 Yeah, it is. 99 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,400 Is it? 100 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,080 Could it be the one with the pen in it? 101 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,080 Oh, okay. 102 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,080 Yeah, okay. No, don't move the pen. 103 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:27,600 Okay, sorry. Circle the pen. Okay. 104 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,640 Hey, sir. I'm really sorry to hear about your turtle pen. 105 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,160 Yes. It's quite new. I haven't had it for long. 106 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:39,120 Yeah, I was going to say, it's such an unusual animal. Where did you get him? 107 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,760 It was my mother's. She wanted to be buried with him. 108 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,760 Are you hearing this? 109 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,760 Are you hearing this? 110 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,360 Your mother, okay. Sorry, she wanted to be buried with him. 111 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,360 She wanted to be buried with him. But she hasn't... 112 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,360 Sorry, if your... 113 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,360 She hasn't died yet. 114 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,600 Your mother passed it. Okay, right. 115 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,240 She just wanted to be buried with him. 116 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,960 And has she had the turtle for long? 117 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,600 Four years. But it stayed in her house. That's why I didn't think it could get 118 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,600 very far. 119 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:07,720 Would you have any pictures of the turtle from like a few years ago, maybe? 120 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,720 Yeah, here's one. 121 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:13,280 Okay, now did she take the turtle to the aquarium there? 122 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:16,720 It's a screenshot. Don't look. It's just gonna... 123 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,080 This is blint. 124 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,560 I'm just gonna google some things here. 125 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,320 Absolutely blint. 126 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,320 I mean, he knows he's on our Wi-Fi, right? We can get the searches. 127 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,960 I mean, he's doing it with a pretty clear view of us. 128 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,720 His phone's still connected to the monitor. 129 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,160 Okay, this is my mother. 130 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,160 Okay, right? 131 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,160 And then this is... 132 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,160 Give me a sec. 133 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,160 Yeah, no, that's... 134 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,160 Do we just move him to a cell? 135 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,160 Okay, this is her with the turtle. 136 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,160 That's turtle that we're looking for. 137 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,600 Those aren't two different photos. It might look like there's a weird white line in between 138 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,600 both, but... 139 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,600 Yeah, no, that's... 140 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,600 There was a weird white line in between them both. 141 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,600 No, no, I just wanted to... 142 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,600 Just a shot. 143 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,600 You're not a tortoise? 144 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,600 I'll be honest, I'm not that confident. 145 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,600 You're not my ant, you're a person, yeah. 146 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,600 Yeah, you know what? Could you prep the interrogation room for us? 147 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,600 Because I've... 148 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,600 Oh, we're gonna get some... 149 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,600 We're gonna get some information out of this turtle. 150 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,600 If you just go in there and set up the table and things like that... 151 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,600 Make sure this turtle talks. 153 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 154 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,600 Turtle. 155 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,600 The turtle that we don't have. 156 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,600 Okay, I'm just gonna lock him in here. 157 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,600 I think he could just use himself in there. 158 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,600 I don't even think he'd really need to lock us. 159 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,600 I think so. 160 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:35,600 I locked the door back, but I don't know how that happened. 161 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,600 That's all right, we'll call a technician. 162 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,600 Okay, thank you. 163 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,600 Could someone go get my turtle? 164 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,600 Yeah, we'll get the turtle. 165 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,600 We're gonna take it down. 166 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,600 Yeah, buddy, yeah. 167 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,600 Okay. 168 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,600 He's texting his mum right now. 169 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,600 He's still connected to the TV. 170 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,600 Yeah, we should have really confiscated that phone off of him. 171 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,600 I think it's better if we just see the text here. 172 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,600 This is... 173 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,600 Hey, mum, I think your turtle is missing. 174 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,600 Texting about the stolen turtle. 175 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,600 Turtle that you stole. 176 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,600 Is he doing this to dial up the fact that it wasn't him? 177 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,600 Because I still think it was him. 178 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,600 No, I've worked with him. 179 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,600 He has to talk and type. 180 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,600 It is so frustrating. 181 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:20,600 No, I know, but is he trying to fob it off on his mother so that we don't think it was him that did the initial steal? 182 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,600 A different turtle. 183 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:30,600 The turtle that you stole and that I stole from you. 184 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,600 What do you mean how did I lose it? 185 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,600 I lost it. 186 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,600 We don't need to go into why. 187 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,600 She is not texting back. 188 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:42,600 This is so weird that he's preempting so much of this conversation. 189 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,600 I mean, I guess he's just like that. 190 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,600 Look, I'm just putting in some of these... 191 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,600 Gonna be like that, Santa Voice now. 192 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,600 ...of the questions that I know you're gonna ask. 193 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,600 Some people don't like voice notes. 194 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,600 They're more useful as evidence. 195 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,600 I think we have a lot of evidence here. 196 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,600 This seems like a shut case. 197 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,600 Hey, what's this? 198 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,600 Key of all that's connected to my phone. 199 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,600 It went under the door. 200 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,600 I can't see where it goes to. 201 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,600 It's just a charger. 202 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,600 Yeah. 203 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,600 Thank you. 204 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,600 That's nice. 205 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,600 That's good. 206 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,600 I'm hungry. 207 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,600 Yeah, that was good detective work on our part. 208 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 We really followed the lead there. 209 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,600 Uh-uh. 210 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,600 No, but for real, get the turtle.