1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Keep holding hands. The spirits are close. They're here. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,000 I don't think this is a good idea. I don't know. 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Hold hands. Don't let go of Jeffrey's hands. 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Sorry, mine's really sweaty guys. I get nervous. I'm so nervous. 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Spirit, make yourself known spirit. 6 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Or don't, it's fine if you don't want to. 7 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 How long do I have to keep doing this? 8 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Well the tape recorder broke so how long was it? 9 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:47,000 That was about one minute. How long does it take to summon a spirit? 10 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Don't make me take over. Maybe that'll count. 11 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Can you do the moves for a bit? Hold hands. 12 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:04,000 The spirit is getting closer. Spirit is in the room with us. I feel the presence. 13 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,000 I don't feel anything. 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 You just not go along with it Margaret. 15 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 16 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Right. 17 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:20,000 We are about to, on camera, make a scientific break. 18 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Alan are you okay there? You look like you're going to drop over. 19 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 I know it's just I'm really scared. 20 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 If it stops him complaining. 21 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Why don't you do it for a bit? 22 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Because I'm leading the seance. 23 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Spirit? 24 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Sorry, sorry. 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 What are you doing here? Why didn't we like you? 26 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 You fucking summoned me. 27 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 It's the spirit. We've done it. 28 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I was late. I'm so sorry. 29 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Traffic from hell was immense. 30 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 No, it's just he looks like my dad and it gave me a big... 31 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 What? 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 You look like my dad. 33 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Identify yourself spirit. Keep holding hands everyone. 34 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Do I really need an introduction? Alright, I'll identify myself for you. 35 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Are you my dad? 36 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 For the sake of science. 37 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 I look like your dad honey. You're about to have some severe issues. 38 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I am known by many names. Lightbringer, Morningstar, but I tend to go by Lucifer. 39 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Oh, yeah. 40 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Hey buddy, fist bump. 41 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Lucifer? 42 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Hang on. 43 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Lucifer himself. 44 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 You're the devil. 45 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Fallen angel. 46 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yeah. 47 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 I prefer to think of my mother more. 48 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Guys, this isn't good. 49 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Hey, hey, hey, fallen angel is a bit of a non-PC term, okay? 50 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Sorry, Sir Morningstar. 51 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 The preferred terminology is... 52 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I've bitten off more than I can chew. 53 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 This is all your fault. 54 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 What do you mean, bit off more than you can chew? I just came to say hi. 55 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I thought you were just going to get someone's dead grandmother. 56 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 You know what? I was going to... 57 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 There's been some sort of mistake. I did not expect to get... 58 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Will you go back after this? Are you here now? 59 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 This is a really weird interview, guys. 60 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I've come all the way from hell, right? I have a very, very busy day. 61 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Okay, you can stop that now. 62 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Sorry, sorry. 63 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Actually, the owing was the reason I came. Your owing was so sincere. 64 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I told you that would work. 65 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Oh, thank you. 66 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Okay, so my owing wasn't good enough. 67 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Your owing was a little subpar, yeah. I mean, you would have done well for... 68 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Yeah, I was a bum. 69 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Yeah, I was a bum. 70 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Can we... Can we... Can we... 71 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I had a job for you when you died, but... 72 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Really? 73 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Yeah. I mean, you are... You are going to hell, I'm sorry. 74 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Spoiler alert. 75 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 No, that's fine. 76 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 But, uh, it was because... 77 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 This is weird. 78 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 You know what? 79 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I'm sorry. 80 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 No, I know. I've known for a long time. 81 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 What's going on? 82 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Why does he... 83 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I've known for a long time. 84 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Why does he like the devil so much? 85 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 You know what you did. 86 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 But we really like you downstairs. 87 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 That's why he kills the bums. 88 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Thank you. You're in for a great time. 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Honestly, I've got a job. 90 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Really? 91 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 And a torture for you. 92 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Yes. 93 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Just to turn a day in hell, unfortunately. 94 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Really? No, it's fine. 95 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I prefer a warmer climate. 96 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 You need a hand. 97 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Yeah, I'm looking at you. 98 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Yeah, you're going upstairs. 99 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Me? 100 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah. 101 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 You're going upstairs. 102 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Thank God. 103 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I knew it. 104 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Thank you for taking care of her. 105 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I'm going to heaven. 106 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Yes, you are. 107 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Oh, yay! 108 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 And I'm glad I spoiled that one because no one deserved it more. 109 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 I'm a really good person. 110 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Yes, I know. 111 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Ugh! 112 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:19,080 113 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:45,180 Roger we're live. 114 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:53,260 Hello everybody in Dunbracken, happy Halloween! 115 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:58,940 It's me, Roger Sterling, coming at you live from Dunbracken 105.7. 116 00:04:58,940 --> 00:04:59,940 You know how it is. 117 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:03,840 It's Halloween, I hope everyone's having a great night, all going out, getting their 118 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,900 little candies, dressed to the nines. 119 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:09,000 I'm actually having a little surprise for any of you listeners who are listening here 120 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,940 today on Halloween itself. 121 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:15,580 We've got a bunch of a little trick-or-treat, a couple of guests into the studio here, which 122 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:16,580 is incredible. 123 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:21,560 So, I'm going to have them come in, they're going to introduce themselves, tell the viewers 124 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,740 here what they're, the viewers, listen to me. 125 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:27,260 We've got the listeners here, tell them what they're dressed as. 126 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,260 Cut that bit. 127 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:30,760 I'm going to do that bit again. 128 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,540 We got the, we're going to have the listeners come in. 129 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:35,540 Cut this all out! 130 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:36,540 Cut this! 131 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:37,540 Roger, we're live. 132 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:38,540 We've been live for the past seven minutes. 133 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:42,820 We're going to have the listeners. 134 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:48,220 Do you want me to send in the first guest? 135 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:49,220 Yeah. 136 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:50,220 Okay. 137 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,220 Hello! 138 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:54,220 Oh my god! 139 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:57,700 Who are you supposed to be? 140 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,020 It's complicated. 141 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:01,820 I'm a two-legged horse. 142 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,860 You're a two-legged horse. 143 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:06,220 My girlfriend broke up with me. 144 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:09,580 She was supposed to be the back legs, just to clarify. 145 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:11,940 What if I wanted to be the head, Rachel? 146 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:13,940 Why, like, come on. 147 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,140 Sarah, is this why you broke up with me? 148 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:20,340 Rachel, right, it's one of the reasons I'm going to be completely dead honest with you 149 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:21,340 right now. 150 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,300 Sarah, I didn't think the horse, like, came into it. 151 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:28,300 I just, we had an all, like, row about it in front of my parents. 152 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,300 This is about this. 153 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:32,580 Yes, I was sobbing because I want to be with you. 154 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:34,580 I think you're my person, you know? 155 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:37,580 But I think that was well about you. 156 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:39,580 But we can't be like it anymore. 157 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:42,580 You can't always be the head of the horse, Rachel! 158 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:45,580 Okay, alright, simmer down, keep it down, okay? 159 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:46,580 Shut up, you! 160 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,580 We're having a moment! 161 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:51,580 It's interesting that you both came to the studio. 162 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:53,580 We share a car! 163 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,580 I'm going to go to work after this! 164 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,580 Rachel, can you still drive me? 165 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:01,580 I'm still bound from driving. 166 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:03,580 Sarah, I'd rather that you get a taxi. 167 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:06,580 If this is official, I just can't be your taxi driver, you know? 168 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:08,580 I never said that! 169 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:10,580 You can't lie to me for these things. 170 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:13,580 I know you never said it, but it feels like it's in fact. 171 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:17,580 We can't have this every freaking Halloween in front of my parents! 172 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:21,580 Well, we're going to get to our next trick-or-treaters here. 173 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,580 I don't give you a lift! 174 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:25,580 Thank you, because I'm going to be late otherwise! 175 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:26,580 I still love you! 176 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,580 I don't want to lose my job, and I love you too! 177 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:34,580 Okay, that was way too much, listeners. I am so sorry. 178 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:43,580 Hey, Alex, I don't mean to alert you, but I think I'm a reverse vampire. 179 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:46,580 My insides have fallen out. 180 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:48,580 I've been throwing up blood. 181 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:50,580 I've been drawn towards churches. 182 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:51,580 Ricky... 183 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:53,580 I feel more mortal than ever. 184 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,580 I'm twice as mortal as your average man. 185 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,580 I want you to take time off. 186 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:58,580 Go to the doctor. 187 00:07:58,580 --> 00:07:59,580 You see, this is the problem. 188 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,580 You have disinvited me, and I want to stay here more than ever. 189 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:05,580 I will take the doctor to you if you want. 190 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:08,580 I know there's some sort of grudge between you and Michael, 191 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:11,580 but I think you should go see him put it in the past. 192 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:13,580 It's not a grudge. 193 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,580 It's a vendetta. 194 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,580 Besides, this is unrelated to that. 195 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,580 This is unrelated to me not seeing a doctor. 196 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:20,580 I've become a reverse vampire. 197 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,580 You can see by all... 198 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,580 See my insides? They're gone! 199 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,580 That's gum. I know that's gum. It's grey. 200 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:27,580 I'm not drinking blood. 201 00:08:27,580 --> 00:08:29,580 I'm constantly throwing it up. 202 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:31,580 This doesn't look good in front of customers, okay? 203 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:33,580 I've been trying to hypnotize them. 204 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:34,580 They're unresponsive. 205 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,580 Okay, so... 206 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:38,580 I, on the other hand, am more responsive than ever. 207 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,580 More responsive? To what? 208 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:42,580 I say it's susceptible. 209 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:44,580 The customer says, I would like a refund. 210 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:45,580 I go, no problem. 211 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:47,580 Take the money. 212 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:49,580 Even the product's wide open and covered in blood, 213 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:51,580 and I still take it. 214 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:52,580 Hey, boys. 215 00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:53,580 I'm kind of worried. 216 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:55,580 I got bit by a dog last week, 217 00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:58,580 and every time I go into the sun, I grow some more hair. 218 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,580 This is the other thing. 219 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,580 I burn in the moonlight. 220 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:02,580 What? 221 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:04,580 I'm a reverse vampire. 222 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,580 Oh, I think I'm a reverse dog. 223 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:07,580 Really? 224 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,580 Yeah. 225 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,580 A reverse dog, but you get more hair? 226 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:11,580 Yeah. 227 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:13,580 Hold on, let's try this. 228 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:15,580 Catch the ball. 229 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,580 You feel the need to fetch it? 230 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:22,580 No. 231 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,580 A reverse dog. A dog would want to fetch the ball. 232 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:26,580 But I do want to get rid of your meal. 233 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:28,580 You want to get rid of my meal? 234 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:29,580 Well, you shouldn't do that. 235 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,580 It's mostly junk. It's fine. 236 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:33,580 It's junk in court orders, so it's fine. 237 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:35,580 I was going to say, if you just destroy the meal, 238 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:37,580 that's not legal. 239 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:39,580 Someone has been destroying my post. 240 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,580 And again, if they summon me, I don't want to go. 241 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:44,580 A vampire would welcome the invitation. 242 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:47,580 I'm sure if a vampire is invited to a church or something like that, 243 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,580 they'd say no. 244 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:50,580 See, church, I feel comfortable. 245 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:53,580 So you are just a perfectly normal person because you're a reverse? 246 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:55,580 Before, I didn't feel comfortable in churches. 247 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:56,580 Now I feel great out there. 248 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:58,580 Also, I don't want to fight him anymore. 249 00:09:58,580 --> 00:09:59,580 I used to want to fight you all the time. 250 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:00,580 I don't want to fight you. 251 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:01,580 Hey, guys. 252 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:02,580 Sorry. 253 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:05,580 Just while we're getting everything out in the open, 254 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:09,580 I just wanted to flag that I think I'm like reverse Frankenstein's monster. 255 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:11,580 I want to donate my organs to science. 256 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,580 Tell me about it. 257 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,580 If the amount of drinking you've been doing, I would not do that. 258 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:17,580 All right. 259 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:18,580 OK, less of the pass-ag, but like... 260 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:19,580 No, I'm being direct. 261 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:21,580 It was an office event. It's fine. 262 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,580 Ah, she drank all of her drink. 263 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,580 And I got home safely that night. 264 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:28,580 OK, I won't donate my liver, but everything else, suffer grabs. 265 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:32,580 Imagine you could die and then kill ten more people. 266 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:33,580 Incredible. 267 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:34,580 She's suffering off her blood. 268 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:35,580 I don't want it. 269 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,580 Reverse Frankenstein's monster. 270 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:40,580 Whereas I don't want to sniff her ass. 271 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:41,580 So... 272 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:42,580 Hey. 273 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:43,580 I don't want to. 274 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:45,580 I'm a reverse dog. 275 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,580 No, I'm offended by that. 276 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,580 You realize that's normal. 277 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:51,580 That is just being a person. 278 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,580 Not for me. 279 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,580 Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 280 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:55,580 We haven't taken your order yet. 281 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:57,580 We'll get to you in a moment. 282 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:58,580 Sir, will you sniff my ass? 283 00:10:58,580 --> 00:10:59,580 Sir, would you like some blood? 284 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:01,580 Because I feel like ejecting at other people. 285 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:02,580 We might be... We're calling him sir. 286 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:04,580 He might be a dog. 287 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,580 I'll say yes to one of those things. 288 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:12,580 Well, at least someone around here is going to sniff my ass. 289 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:16,580 Anyway, what I'm saying is, since I'm a reverse vampire, 290 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:23,580 could you pull the stake out of my heart? 291 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:29,580 Um, open the door for the next one, please. 292 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,580 I'm so sorry. 293 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:34,580 I'm only half a horse costume as well. 294 00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:35,580 I'm only the legs. 295 00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:36,580 My boyfriend broke up with me. 296 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,580 He was my dead tail. 297 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,580 Well, what if I wanted to be the legs? 298 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:41,580 Well, you're always a dog. 299 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:42,580 What are you, boss? 300 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,580 Sir, we're just doing fucking therapy today. 301 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,580 You were going to let him be the legs? 302 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,580 I thought I meant something to you. 303 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:48,580 No, I'm the legs quite clearly. 304 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:49,580 Look at my hooves. 305 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:50,580 Gwen, shut up. 306 00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:51,580 This is my weekend. 307 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,580 This is your weekend? 308 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,580 Yeah. 309 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,580 Halloween's a holiday. 310 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,580 We agreed to share holidays. 311 00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:58,580 Yeah, he gets Halloween, you get Christmas. 312 00:11:58,580 --> 00:11:59,580 Yeah, you get Christmas. 313 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:00,580 Don't complain about it. 314 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,580 I can't be a horse at Christmas. 315 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:03,580 Rangers on his call. 316 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,580 Sir, did anyone veto, like, check on these guests? 317 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,580 I didn't expect a fucking bunch of couples coming in. 318 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,580 We broke up in the break room. 319 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,580 You were six minutes late. 320 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:15,580 Sorry, we used the same list from the Valentine's Day special. 321 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:16,580 Sort it out. 322 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,580 My bad. 323 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:18,580 Sort it out. 324 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:21,580 So what are you, some kind of, like, weird polycule, polyamorous, like, throuple? 325 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:22,580 It's not weird. 326 00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:23,580 Actually, you don't have to call it weird, yeah. 327 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:24,580 It is weird. 328 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:25,580 That's really offensive. 329 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,580 Do you guys have an opening? 330 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,580 We're gay. 331 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:29,580 In your polycule. 332 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:30,580 Rachel! 333 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,580 Sarah! 334 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,580 We are only part gay. 335 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,580 Rachel! 336 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,580 One of us is definitely gay. 337 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:38,580 The other ones are exploring and open to options, but you wouldn't be part of the full throuple. 338 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:39,580 Wait, I'm sorry. 339 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,580 I want to be monogamous. 340 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:42,580 I'm sorry. 341 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,580 Okay, my lesbian wants to be monogamous. 342 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:45,580 It's so horrible. 343 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:49,580 Rachel, I swear to God, if we don't leave now, I'm gonna mess my... 344 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:50,580 Fine, we'll go. 345 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,580 I'm sorry, everyone. 346 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,580 Please let me know the information to join the polycule. 347 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:55,580 I'm still interested. 348 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:56,580 No, I'm still interested. 349 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:57,580 Rachel! 350 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:58,580 Terrence. 351 00:12:58,580 --> 00:12:59,580 If you take my email, you can join our newsletter. 352 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:02,580 Terrence, get security in here, please. 353 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,580 There's too many people falling in love in my studio. 354 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:07,580 I'm sorry we'll be leaving, but we'll be back for the Secret Santa radio special. 355 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:08,580 I'll have him then. 356 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,580 Security or eye-trekker training, sorry. 357 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,580 Okay. 358 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,580 What are they dressed as? 359 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,580 You'll never believe this. 360 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:18,580 Are you gonna tell me that they're dressed as security guards? 361 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,580 No, they're two coins. 362 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,580 Yeah, they are. 363 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,580 Can we have the next guest in here, please? 364 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,580 Jesus Christ. 365 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,580 Open the doors. 366 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,580 Do you recognize me? 367 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,580 I'm dress as juror number nine. 368 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,580 Do you recognize who I am? 369 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,580 Trying to find the man. 370 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,580 Put me away. 371 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,580 Do you recognize this person? 372 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:43,580 I was just trying to create a light TV show. 373 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,580 You bastard. 374 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,580 Look at me. 375 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:46,580 I'm... 376 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,580 Alright, I'm gonna tell you a description, are you? 377 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,580 Okay. 378 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,580 It's the clothes that I'm wearing. 379 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,580 Mm-hmm. 380 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,580 That's a full description. 381 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:53,580 Wow. 382 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,580 I'm no great of faces. 383 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:58,580 Juror number nine, he was the one who was looking shifty. 384 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:01,580 I've been away for 16 years. 385 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,580 How did you get in here? 386 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,580 Oh, yeah, my security guards are... 387 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,580 Who's your wooden call? 388 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:05,580 That's nobody there. 389 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,580 I was in the Valentine's list with my... 390 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,580 With my brother. 391 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,580 There was a mix-up where we were both looking for love. 392 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:13,580 Do you recognize me? 393 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,580 Look at me. 394 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,580 Leather pants. 395 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:17,580 A shirt. 396 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,580 I don't... 397 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:20,580 I simply don't care. 398 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:21,580 I don't care. 399 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,580 I will murder this person. 400 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:24,580 They put me away for life. 401 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,580 But I get out in good behavior. 402 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:27,580 Okay. 403 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,580 Been really good. 404 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,580 Okay. 405 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:30,580 Can you leave? 406 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,580 I will eat your nose. 407 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:36,580 Terrence, can you get rid of him? 408 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:38,580 Yeah, security are gone. 409 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,580 Can you do it? 410 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,580 No. 411 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,580 I will leave on my own accord. 412 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,580 As long as you remember me. 413 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:44,580 I'm going after the children. 414 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:45,580 Well, not after them. 415 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,580 What? 416 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,580 I'm following... 417 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,580 You're following children? 418 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:49,580 No, I'm following the children's path. 419 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:50,580 You're following children? 420 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,580 Yeah, it's just the same path. 421 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,580 Okay, Doug Bracken, we've got a certified... 422 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,580 No, I'm following them. 423 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:54,580 ...dress as juror number nine in Halloween. 424 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,580 I'm following them. 425 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:56,580 He's a piece of paper. 426 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,580 I'm following them. 427 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,580 I'm following them. 428 00:14:58,580 --> 00:14:59,580 I'm following them. 429 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:00,580 I'm following them. 430 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:01,580 I'm following them. 431 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,580 I'm following them. 432 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:03,580 I'm following them. 433 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:04,580 I'm following them. 434 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:05,580 I'm following their path to the houses. 435 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:06,580 These kids, they're six kids. 436 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,580 They worked out the optimal route through houses. 437 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,580 I'm going to every house. 438 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:12,580 I'm saying, do you recognize me? 439 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:15,580 Someday I'll find me in a house and I'll stab him dead. 440 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,580 Why do you think you'll be wearing the same clothes? 441 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:21,580 I was a fucking loser. 442 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,580 Okay. 443 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:31,580 Do you know she constantly shouts at me for killing the rabbits? 444 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:32,580 I know. 445 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,580 What's that about? 446 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,580 Listen, rabbits... 447 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,580 Shouldn't be murdering bunnies, Alan. 448 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,580 They're overpopulated. 449 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:37,580 I'm helping the ecosystem. 450 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:42,580 Well, listen, Alan, I am going to really dedicate a segment of this interview to tell you more 451 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,580 about what your job would be to understand. 452 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,580 Thank you. 453 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,580 I feel we've neglected our guest of honor. 454 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,580 Well, I'm the guest of honor, but our star of the show. 455 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,580 The man who actually summoned you. 456 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,580 Yes, Father Patrick Gohanahan. 457 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:59,580 What is it like to finally get to test out your exorcism skills? 458 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,580 You must be feeling great. 459 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,580 I'm feeling perhaps a little apprehensive. 460 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:05,580 Where's he going? 461 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,580 I'd rather not know. 462 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,580 I'll tell you in a minute. 463 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,580 He's a priest who has to go up. 464 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:12,580 Does he? 465 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,580 I'll tell you in a minute. 466 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,580 I kind of like you. 467 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,580 Thank you. 468 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,580 I misunderstood. 469 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,580 I misunderstood. 470 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:20,580 You're fun. 471 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,580 I am fun. 472 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,580 Well, this is why I was cast in. 473 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,580 I'll tell you that. 474 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:24,580 Lucifer? 475 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,580 Yes, yes, Patty. 476 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,580 Come on, hit me. 477 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:27,580 Give me your best shot. 478 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,580 Why are you here? 479 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:34,580 Well, okay, so your whole summoning circle was actually originally geared to get this 480 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:40,580 sweet old woman who unfortunately was murdered up here, but she's in heaven and God didn't 481 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:43,580 want her bug, so he gave me a call and said, could I send up... 482 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,580 What's his name again now? 483 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,580 Elzebub? 484 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:48,580 That's the one, but he's doing this torture thing on this guy. 485 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,580 Why do you not know the name of your own colleague? 486 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,580 I don't know any of my colleagues' names. 487 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,580 They're boring people. 488 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,580 They're not really colleagues, I guess. 489 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,580 They're kind of your employees. 490 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,580 They're minions. 491 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,580 Exactly. 492 00:16:57,580 --> 00:17:00,580 I'm going to know Alan's name though, because he's going to do what he's going to do. 493 00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:01,580 Sounds very exciting. 494 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:05,580 So anyway, Big D is going to come up here, but he's torturing this guy. 495 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:06,580 What's his name? 496 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:07,580 Adolf, Adolf, Adolf. 497 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,580 Adolf January? 498 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:09,580 No, not Adolf January. 499 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,580 Adolf... 500 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:11,580 Hitler? 501 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:12,580 That's the one. 502 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:13,580 That's the one. 503 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:16,580 Yeah, so B's taking care of him, torturing him for eternity, so he couldn't take time 504 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:19,580 off, so I said, you know what, I'll get my hands dirty. 505 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,580 Dirty? 506 00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:21,580 Yeah. 507 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,580 Dirty. 508 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:23,580 Well, I'm pretty hands off usually. 509 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:27,580 I mean, I'm just running things from an introvert level. 510 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,580 Yeah, but you're not going to do anything bad here. 511 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,580 Well, it all depends on Patty, because he wants to do an exorcism here, so I thought 512 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:36,580 me and him could do a wee bit of sparring, I guess, you know. 513 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,580 What, like, sort of role play? 514 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:38,580 No, not role play. 515 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:39,580 We're going to do this. 516 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:43,580 If we let go of each other's hands, will that send you back? 517 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:44,580 No, unfortunately not. 518 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,580 That's not how this works. 519 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:50,580 Mr. Lucifer, so we have the Devil Star here in the minute and the salt. 520 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:53,580 Do you want me to break a line in the salt so you can leave the pentagram? 521 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:54,580 No. 522 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,580 No, no, no, no, Alan, no, no. 523 00:17:56,580 --> 00:18:02,580 Can you imagine the problems that would bring to Dunbracken if we allow them to leave the 524 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,580 circle? 525 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,580 Yeah, but I mean- 526 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,580 In the bottom of Dunbracken? 527 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,580 Yeah. 528 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:07,580 I love this place. 529 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,580 This place is a cesspit of sin. 530 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,580 Yeah, so many people die. 531 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:10,580 Mary, Mary last week, is having an affair. 532 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:11,580 Did you know that? 533 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,580 No. 534 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,580 Yes. 535 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,580 I did not know that. 536 00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:15,580 With who? 537 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:16,580 With your sister. 538 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:17,580 Ooh. 539 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:20,580 She's gay. 540 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:23,580 Honey, she invented gay. 541 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,580 God, good for her. 542 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,580 Yeah, yeah. 543 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:27,580 Jessica is. 544 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:28,580 Yeah, but she's going to heaven. 545 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,580 I feel we're- 546 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,580 Gay, what? 547 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:31,580 There's no gay people in hell. 548 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:32,580 No, not one. 549 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,580 I really want one gay person to be bad. 550 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:40,580 I feel we're broaching upon certain ethical dilemmas. 551 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,580 Are you? 552 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,580 Father, are you going to exercise them or not? 553 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,580 I think Patty's avoiding the- 554 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:45,580 I don't think I can. 555 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,580 What do you mean? 556 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,580 I don't think I can. 557 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:48,580 Oh, he's admitting it. 558 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:49,580 Why? 559 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:50,580 He's the bloody devil. 560 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:51,580 I'm just going to- 561 00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:52,580 Oh, I'll just make a line in the salt. 562 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:53,580 So if you want to leave with your own flesh and you can't- 563 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:54,580 No, no, stop him. 564 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:55,580 Get off me. 565 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:56,580 No, no. 566 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:57,580 This is why we like you downstairs, Alan. 567 00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:58,580 This is why we like you. 568 00:18:58,580 --> 00:18:59,580 Thank you, Mr. Star. 569 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:00,580 Chicka tree. 570 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:21,580 Oh, look at you. 571 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,580 You're dressed up. 572 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,580 Yeah, I guess. 573 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,580 Guess who I am. 574 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,580 Sorry. 575 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:31,580 Sorry. 576 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,580 Are you laughing at my child's costume? 577 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,580 Jesus Christ. 578 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,580 What the hell's wrong with you? 579 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:38,580 Look, I've seen good costumes tonight. 580 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,580 This is real pumpkin. 581 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:40,580 What can I say? 582 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,580 This is real pumpkin. 583 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,580 Yeah, it's been a couple of days. 584 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,580 Oh, so it is rotten. 585 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:44,580 Yeah, but didn't need to laugh. 586 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:45,580 Didn't need to laugh. 587 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:46,580 That's not really rude. 588 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,580 Have you seen some of the costumes that are trick-or-treating at the moment? 589 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,580 L'Oreal, do you want an apology? 590 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,580 Do you want an apology? 591 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,580 Daddy, is my costume bad? 592 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,580 No, it's- 593 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:53,580 No, it's not bad. 594 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:54,580 It's amazing. 595 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:58,580 It's not bad, it's just like, why would your parent dress you up in rotting fruit flesh? 596 00:19:58,580 --> 00:19:59,580 Because it's realistic. 597 00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:02,580 Why do you need to go for rotting fruit flesh? 598 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,580 I thought I was a zombie. 599 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,580 You could have gone for fresh fruit. 600 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,580 No, God damn it. 601 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,580 No, we talked about this, L'Oreal. 602 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:08,580 You're not a zombie. 603 00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:09,580 You're not a zombie. 604 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,580 All I had was the pumpkin to work with. 605 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,580 I did a pretty good job, right? 606 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,580 Okay, not a zombie for the most part. 607 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,580 Yeah, I'm a pumpkin. 608 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,580 If you want to be a zombie, make your own costume. 609 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,580 Sir, you're way too invested in your child's trick-or-treat costume. 610 00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:23,580 I care about my child having a good trick-or-treat, and I don't want people like you laughing. 611 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,580 I don't think you care about your child having a good trick-or-treat. 612 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,580 I think you won't have a good trick-or-treat. 613 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:28,580 L'Oreal, are you having a good trick-or-treat? 614 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:31,580 Are you having a great trick-or-treat? 615 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,580 Why has it taken you so long to answer? 616 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,580 There's your answer. 617 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,580 Oh my God. 618 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,580 There's your answer, sir. 619 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,580 I'm having a trick-or-treat. 620 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:38,580 Yeah. 621 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,580 Trick-or-treat. 622 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:40,580 It's so nice. 623 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,580 Thank you for coming to my house. 624 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:45,580 Here is the rest of the Twixes. 625 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,580 I get all of them? 626 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,580 Yes. 627 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,580 Daddy, what? 628 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,580 I'm closed for business after this. 629 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,580 That's not a good thing. 630 00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:52,580 The Twixes are bad. 631 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:53,580 Twixes are great. 632 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,580 But I have the left Twix and you have the right Twix. 633 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:56,580 That's all we always do. 634 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,580 I don't want any part of this. 635 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,580 It ruins most of the separation. 636 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,580 Are you going to make me eat both Twixes? 637 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:02,580 Yeah. 638 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,580 You get so much Twix. 639 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:04,580 Do you want? 640 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,580 That's a great thing. 641 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:06,580 That's really important. 642 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:07,580 Hey. 643 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,580 To be seen by a stranger and to be given so much Twix. 644 00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:10,580 That's a real luxury. 645 00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:12,580 How are you doing with my kid lessons, huh? 646 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,580 You think I didn't raise L'Oreal right? 647 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,580 Look at her. 648 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:16,580 Look at her. 649 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,580 Fantastic. 650 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,580 Smiling. 651 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:19,580 Not crying. 652 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,580 Dressed in rotting flesh. 653 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,580 It was pretty good. 654 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,580 Fruit flesh. 655 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:23,580 It's pretty good for a pumpkin. 656 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,580 It could have been fresh. 657 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:29,580 Daddy, if I eat all those Twixes, I won't fit into the pumpkin next year. 658 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,580 Don't talk like that. 659 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,580 Enjoy the Twixes. 660 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,580 Enjoy, enjoy life. 661 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:33,580 Let me speak to my child. 662 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:34,580 Enjoy food. 663 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:37,580 Don't limit your child's calorie intake. 664 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:38,580 Jesus Christ. 665 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:39,580 I'm not. 666 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,580 Did I, did I do that? 667 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,580 Maybe you're making things up. 668 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,580 It was inferred from what L'Oreal said to you. 669 00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:47,580 Oh, I didn't say anything. 670 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:48,580 What's, what's your name? 671 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:49,580 What's your name, 58? 672 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:50,580 Huh? 673 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,580 You're going to hide behind that house number? 674 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,580 You only need to know me as 58. 675 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,580 Good, because I don't want to know you anymore. 676 00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:59,580 If I see you around this town, I'm going to break your ankle. 677 00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,580 Oh, because I have one ankle. 678 00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:02,580 I'm going to break your ankle. 679 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,580 Who are you? 680 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:04,580 Sorry. 681 00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:05,580 What do you want? 682 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,580 59. 683 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,580 Is everything okay here? 684 00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:08,580 No, it's not. 685 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,580 I'm actually placing house arrest on 58. 686 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,580 Are you okay? 687 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,580 Wow. 688 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,580 Janice? 689 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:14,580 He threatened, don't tell him my name. 690 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:15,580 Oh, your name's Janice. 691 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,580 Don't tell him my name. 692 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:17,580 Sorry, I didn't want to make this worse. 693 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:18,580 Who raised you? 694 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:19,580 L'Oreal's dad? 695 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:22,580 What sort of name is L'Oreal anyway? 696 00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:24,580 L'Oreal picked her own name, I'll tell you. 697 00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:25,580 I limbed after the soap. 698 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:26,580 Right, folks, can we- 699 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:27,580 That's what I thought. 700 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,580 Did he name you? 701 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,580 It's not a soap, it's a shampoo. 702 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:31,580 Get it. 703 00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:32,580 It's a soap for hair. 704 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:33,580 He let me pick it. 705 00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:35,580 Sir, I think we're going to need to stand down. 706 00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:37,580 What are you dressed as, a loser? 707 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:39,580 Who the hell are you? 708 00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:40,580 59. 709 00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:41,580 That's my neighbour. 710 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:42,580 You leave him alone. 711 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:45,580 I'm actually on the neighbourhood watch, so sir, you're going to need to stand down. 712 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,580 Oh, yeah? 713 00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:47,580 Where were you like five minutes ago? 714 00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:48,580 Thank you, Michael. 715 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:50,580 Late to the party, Michael. 716 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:53,580 I was letting, seeing where it developed. 717 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:58,580 Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch... 718 00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:02,580 Attention! 719 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:03,580 61 720 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,580 62 721 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,580 64 722 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:08,580 47 723 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:10,580 And 65! 724 00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:14,580 I want to clarify, I'm not in the neighbourhood watch, but I am surrounded by good people who are. 725 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,580 But you are still part of our jurisdiction. 726 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:18,580 Thank you, thank you Michael. 727 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:22,580 We want you a part of this Janice, we've said it so many times. Please join us and be a love. 728 00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:23,580 Really, you jealous? 729 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:25,580 Well, okay, maybe if- 730 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,580 You'd bring excellent vibe. 731 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:32,580 And when Oak Ridge Street rises, we need to be there to answer the call. 732 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:35,580 What? What? What? What? What? What? 733 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,580 Take this man into custody and take this child into supervision. 734 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:41,580 I'll take L'Oreal. 735 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,580 Yes, that is fair. 736 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:46,580 Daddy, do you have to do this at every house? 737 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:50,580 I just wanted a nice night with my kid. Okay? 738 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:53,580 Well, you shouldn't address him as a freaky looking zombie. 739 00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:54,580 It's not a zombie. 740 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,580 I'm not a zombie. 741 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,580 Pumpkin. Cause she's my little pumpkin. 742 00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:59,580 Zombie pumpkin. 743 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:01,580 That's what I thought. 744 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:03,580 Do you want to go live with number 58? 745 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,580 Yeah. 746 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,580 You said L'Oreal, huh? 747 00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:06,580 Hey L'Oreal, my name is Janice. 748 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:08,580 Janice, what would you let me be for Halloween? 749 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:09,580 A Twix. 750 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:11,580 Could my brother be the other one? 751 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:12,580 Absolutely. 752 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:14,580 Your brother's 25. He can look after himself. 753 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:16,580 He can still be the other half of the Twix. 754 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,580 I wish I'd left with him. 755 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,580 What the hell? 756 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:24,580 They sound like a job for the neighborhood watch detective. 757 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:32,580 What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? 758 00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:34,580 Did somebody call the neighborhood watch detective? 759 00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:36,580 And his trusty sidekick, the dog? 760 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,580 Thank you, the dog. 761 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:41,580 L'Oreal, you want to tell them all the details you know? 762 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:46,180 See, it's a classic case of a fatherly neglect, you see. 763 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,820 No, my daddy's a very good daddy. 764 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:52,460 He just makes me dress as a pumpkin on Halloween and Christmas, and sometimes my birthday. 765 00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,460 I'm a zombie! 766 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,060 You got there right, the dog. 767 00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:57,060 I'm a pumpkin. 768 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,060 I don't know, girl. 769 00:24:58,060 --> 00:25:03,940 That doesn't seem like a pumpkin costume. 770 00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:08,060 I think we're gonna have to take you into custody there, Mr. Daddy-o. 771 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:10,340 No. 772 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:13,260 I know Krav Maga. 773 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:17,620 You know, if Halloween had been like three days earlier, it wouldn't be a rotting costume. 774 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:18,620 Okay? 775 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,180 I'm sorry the fridge isn't working. 776 00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:25,020 Fellas, can you get off my front porch, please? 777 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,020 Sorry, Jonas. 778 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:27,020 L'Oreal, come on in. 779 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:28,020 Pop me down! 780 00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,020 Pop me down! 781 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,020 Pop me down! 782 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,020 Pop me down! 783 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:36,020 Can I go to the school dance now? 784 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:37,020 Yeah, that's fine. 785 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,020 Thank you. 786 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,780 Do you want me to give you a lift? 787 00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:41,780 Thank you, Jonas, yeah. 788 00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:44,780 All right, okay, let's go. 789 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:51,460 Father, I keep holy oil up here. 790 00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:52,460 Hang on, let me get it. 791 00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:58,140 Well, I tell you what, while she's doing that, why don't we interview Patty on his exorcism 792 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,140 prayer rest? 793 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,660 I need some holy water. 794 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:01,660 You hold it, I'm scared. 795 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:05,060 Why don't we find out, what else have you exorcised? 796 00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:07,740 Oh, Father, your hands are really wet now too. 797 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:10,340 Yeah, yeah, my hands are wet. 798 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:12,340 I mean, it's not me, I'm not that hot. 799 00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:16,340 Father, have you ever done an exorcism before? 800 00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:19,340 Yeah, have you, Patty? 801 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:20,340 No. 802 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,340 Oh, boom. 803 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:22,340 There she is. 804 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:24,340 Have you ever summoned any spirit? 805 00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:27,340 Tell them, tell them, tell them about Rome. 806 00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:31,380 Tell them about Rome, Patty, tell them what happened. 807 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:35,980 I attended a summoning in Rome. 808 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:38,980 Oh, is this a really successful one you referenced whenever we asked you? 809 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:41,780 Yeah, you said it in all your sermons about what like Rome was amazing. 810 00:26:41,780 --> 00:26:42,780 Constantly talk about Rome. 811 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:47,380 And you were like casting out spirits and people were converted and people were healed. 812 00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:48,380 You said you did healings. 813 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:50,060 You wrote a book about it. 814 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:52,820 It was a party, I was party too. 815 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:53,820 Yeah. 816 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,820 Father, were you lying? 817 00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:58,700 I wasn't lying, I was perhaps embellishing. 818 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,100 Lying from behind the altar? 819 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,580 I wanted to start doing it on my own. 820 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,580 I didn't expect to bring about the bloody devil. 821 00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:07,580 Father! 822 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:08,580 Listen, listen. 823 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:09,580 Beginner's love, maybe? 824 00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:10,580 I don't know. 825 00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:12,580 Well, Alan, maybe for you because obviously the owing... 826 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,580 I'm starting to question everything. 827 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:14,580 You should. 828 00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:17,580 But there's no tear your motive for me being here. 829 00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:22,580 It's not just because I wanted to call Patty out, even though he has a book out, bestseller 830 00:27:22,580 --> 00:27:24,580 titled Kicking Satan's Tutu. 831 00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:27,580 And let's just say I wasn't wearing a tutu to be kicked. 832 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:31,580 But I wanted a bit of exposure because I feel I'm misunderstood. 833 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:36,580 I just wanted to clear the air and I wanted to tell my side of the story and I want to 834 00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:40,580 be, you know, known for other things than just internal damnation. 835 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,580 You want to be interviewed for a YouTube channel. 836 00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:43,580 I'll get out my notepad. 837 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:44,580 This is what we like, Alan. 838 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,580 I can put it on my phone, film it on my phone and then we can put it on the dumbbracking 839 00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:48,580 website. 840 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:50,580 Your feet are pointing towards him. 841 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,580 You are this close. 842 00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:53,580 You're being turned. 843 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:54,580 Father. 844 00:27:54,580 --> 00:27:56,580 We've already lost idiot boy over here. 845 00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:58,580 He's not an idiot, he's actually a genius. 846 00:27:58,580 --> 00:27:59,580 Alan has... 847 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:00,580 Can I just tell them? 848 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:01,580 Yeah. 849 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:02,580 I'm just going to tell them. 850 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:05,580 Alan's actually the most successful sociopath we've ever seen. 851 00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:06,580 Right? 852 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:09,580 So the murdering bunnies thing is just like a pastime. 853 00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,580 Like the tip of the iceberg? 854 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:12,580 He just screws with you with that. 855 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:15,580 Listen, he has infiltrated the White House. 856 00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:17,580 He manipulates the president. 857 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:21,580 He has been the responsible for so many conflicts on this planet. 858 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:22,580 I couldn't be prouder. 859 00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:26,580 It's true because if you just say you're the president's mother, they put a straight line 860 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,580 through to you. 861 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:28,580 It's a great loophole. 862 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:29,580 We love Alan. 863 00:28:29,580 --> 00:28:32,580 And I have a very good president's mother's voice. 864 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:33,580 Yeah. 865 00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:38,580 We have a spin off of YouTube in Hellfork Tube and we have so many channels dedicated to 866 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:39,580 Alan, it's great. 867 00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:43,580 Was it you that stirred up controversy in the town council? 868 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,580 Correct. 869 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:45,580 Yeah. 870 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,580 I rang up saying I was their mother's. 871 00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:47,580 It was brilliant. 872 00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:48,580 That's why they all quit. 873 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:50,580 Well don't forget he murdered them then. 874 00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:51,580 That's why they all died. 875 00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:52,580 Hang on. 876 00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:55,580 I thought that was an accidental bus crash. 877 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:59,580 Yeah, accidental if Alan accidentally cut the brake fluid. 878 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:00,580 Yeah. 879 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:04,580 To be fair, actually that one was an accident. 880 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:05,580 I didn't mean to cut the brake. 881 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:07,580 Yeah, I didn't mean to cut the brake fluid. 882 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,580 What were you going for? 883 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,580 I was just trying to like rewire the engine to make it faster. 884 00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:12,580 Oh, okay. 885 00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:13,580 Like a sort of speed thing? 886 00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:14,580 Yeah, like a speed thing. 887 00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:16,580 But I didn't actually plan on anyone dying. 888 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,580 I got very obsessed with. 889 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:20,580 Do you ever see, yeah, speed two, the one with the boat? 890 00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:22,580 I wanted to do that with a bus. 891 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:23,580 Ben! 892 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:27,580 Sorry, sorry, just had to get Paddy back in the room. 893 00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:32,580 He was getting too confident in his wee silent meditative pose. 894 00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:34,580 Yeah, I'm too good for you, Paddy. 895 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:36,580 You can't just silently prayer me away. 896 00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:37,580 That's not going to work. 897 00:29:37,580 --> 00:29:38,580 Right, that's it. 898 00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:39,580 I'm going. 899 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:40,580 No, you can't. 900 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:41,580 No, fuck you all. 901 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:42,580 Father. 902 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:43,580 No. 903 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:44,580 Father. 904 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:45,580 Take them, Bracken. 905 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:46,580 I'm going back to England. 906 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:47,580 Bye bye. 907 00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:53,580 Do we have any actual child guests in here today? 908 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:54,580 Open the doors. 909 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:58,580 Hi, I'm dressed as Elsa. 910 00:29:58,580 --> 00:29:59,580 My mom painted my face. 911 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,580 That's so cute. 912 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:05,580 Finally, like, I can't tell you how much I've had to deal with today. 913 00:30:05,580 --> 00:30:12,580 Like, it's just all these crazy people, nonstop, like all these love triangles, like all these people having sex all the time. 914 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:14,580 And like, I just, I don't get it. 915 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,580 Like, I, like, I don't forget about the throubles. 916 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:18,580 The throubles? 917 00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:20,580 What does that word mean? 918 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:23,580 Explain it for your listeners. 919 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:24,580 I'm for me. 920 00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:26,580 Oh, please. 921 00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:29,580 Yeah, no, I suppose it's good to be educational, right, Terrence? 922 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,580 So a throuble is like when- 923 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:32,580 Is Elsa in a throuble? 924 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,580 You've got a mom and dad? 925 00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:37,580 Uh, well, it's complicated. 926 00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:39,580 Is it? 927 00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:44,580 My parents are supposed to be a horse for Halloween, but then they got- 928 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:45,580 Oh, you're kidding me. 929 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:46,580 They split up. 930 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:47,580 They're here. 931 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:51,580 Yeah, they still drove me because I was really excited to be on the radio. 932 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:53,580 What does that button do? 933 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:55,580 That opens the door. 934 00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:57,580 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hit it. 935 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:58,580 No! 936 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:02,580 Next. 937 00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:04,580 Hello, what are you supposed to be? 938 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:08,580 Uh, you're not gonna like this. 939 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:10,580 Please don't. 940 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:17,580 I'm dressed as Davey Dave from Dump Rack and Blast Off, 202.1 FM. 941 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:19,580 He's my favorite. 942 00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:22,580 You fucking piece of shit. 943 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:26,580 Yeah, I know, but I just love him. 944 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,580 How fucking dare you come in here? 945 00:31:29,580 --> 00:31:31,580 He plays the best hits. 946 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:32,580 He's a cowboy. 947 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:34,580 Oh, yeah, that was funny. 948 00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:37,580 When he was a cowboy that time, he had about six people. 949 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:40,580 All of them had dressed as horses, all couples. 950 00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:41,580 Wonderful. 951 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:45,580 And they were all, he got to ride around on all of them. 952 00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:46,580 Oh, sorry, Roger. 953 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:48,580 Why are you coming towards me? 954 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:51,580 The fact that you and I are breathing the same air makes me sick. 955 00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:52,580 Oh, you and me both, buddy. 956 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,580 Hi, Roger. 957 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:56,580 Just a reminder, if anything goes down the aisle, we need consent forms from both parties. 958 00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:59,580 Oh, this is gonna be a sexual thing? 959 00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:01,580 Oh, is that what that look is? 960 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,580 You know what? 961 00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:03,580 I'm up for it. 962 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:04,580 I have- 963 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:05,580 That's hate fuck. 964 00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:10,580 I have worked to get where I am in this town for 20 years. 965 00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:12,580 Fucking hard work. 966 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:18,580 Davey Prickson has had that job handed to him by his fucking parents. 967 00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:20,580 Yeah, because he was really good. 968 00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:23,580 Like, they had interviews, but he was the best. 969 00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:27,580 He is a con artist and a coward. 970 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:28,580 Mm-hmm. 971 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:31,580 Like, in the sense of, like, a convict. 972 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:33,580 It's in the sense of a- 973 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,580 He's got the youth. 974 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:37,580 He's got the youth, Roger. 975 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:40,580 Is this still a sexual thing? 976 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:44,580 Oh, he had that hand around my thick throat. 977 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:50,580 You have no idea who you're messing with! 978 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:52,580 Oh, oh, oh! 979 00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:55,580 Sorry, just for honor, I need consent from both parties. 980 00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:57,580 I got sent, I got sent, I got sent! 981 00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:58,580 Roger, we need to hear it. 982 00:32:58,580 --> 00:32:59,580 Yeah, I consent! 983 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,580 Yeah, I consent! 984 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,580 I can send this man to death! 985 00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:06,580 Please, please! 986 00:33:06,580 --> 00:33:11,580 Then maybe I'll report it in Davey Dave's reports. 987 00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:13,580 And I'm dressed like a pumpkin. 988 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:16,580 Laughter 989 00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:29,580 And as we walked, the perpetrator too, the holding cell for the night, 990 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:34,580 I stood and stared and watched as all the kids trick-or-treated. 991 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:40,580 And as we got him into the cell, I thought about my life and I thought about Sharon. 992 00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:43,580 We're in the middle of an interview, come on. 993 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:44,580 There comes a point- 994 00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:45,580 Stop bringing up Sharon. 995 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:47,580 You cheated on her and she left. 996 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:49,580 Get over it. 997 00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:50,580 Okay. 998 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:53,580 Okay, okay, so are you starting this interview or am I? 999 00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:54,580 Probably you. 1000 00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:55,580 I'll be the- 1001 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:56,580 No, I'll be- 1002 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:57,580 Surprise! 1003 00:33:57,580 --> 00:33:58,580 Surprise! 1004 00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:59,580 I wanna be the bad cop. 1005 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:00,580 How are you doing? 1006 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,580 You've been a good cop, I've been a bad cop. 1007 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:03,580 I am the good cop, you are the bad cop. 1008 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:05,580 Just in capabilities. 1009 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:15,580 So, you are accused of giving your child a proper shade Halloween costume. 1010 00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:17,580 How do you plead? 1011 00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:19,580 Guilty. 1012 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:20,580 Guilty? 1013 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,580 Is he guilty of it? 1014 00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:22,580 Yeah, no, I fucked it. 1015 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:24,580 Oh, okay. 1016 00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:26,580 Don't put yourself down, Dad. 1017 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:28,580 I tried my best. 1018 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:32,580 You got the red, blue right, and that's 90% of Spider-Man. 1019 00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:33,580 But I got it the wrong way, Ryan. 1020 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:36,580 You're the Spider-Man of this time. 1021 00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:38,580 He looked like a fool, I fucked it. 1022 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:40,580 There's so many Spider-Mans, I gotta look like one of them. 1023 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:41,580 It's okay. 1024 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,580 Darren, don't beat yourself up, you're so bad. 1025 00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,580 You're so bad for just beating yourself up, you shouldn't beat yourself up. 1026 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:46,580 You know who didn't get bullied? 1027 00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:47,580 That rotting child. 1028 00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:48,580 You know who did get bullied? 1029 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:50,580 My child, because I fucked it. 1030 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:54,580 Hey, you should lay off these guys, cause you're bringing a bit of- 1031 00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:56,580 Hey guys, you know- 1032 00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:58,580 No, you stopped being bad cop, these people are good people. 1033 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:00,580 I think don't be in the bad cop. 1034 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:05,580 They just can't use a sewing machine, and that is the problem of schools. 1035 00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:08,580 They should be teaching same stress-y again. 1036 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:12,580 I just, I love my son so much, and I wanted to give him the best Halloween ever, 1037 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:14,580 and I just messed it up. 1038 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,580 I know you love your son. 1039 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:19,580 Dad, even with the bad costume, and the whole cance instead of web-slingers, 1040 00:35:19,580 --> 00:35:21,580 I still had a good time. 1041 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:24,580 I was just happy to spend Halloween with you. 1042 00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:27,580 Same, we had a great time, and we got so much candy. 1043 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,580 That's lovely. 1044 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:33,580 And I threw up cause I ate too much of it, and you parted my bike, so well son. 1045 00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:36,580 So easy with the big whole cance, I feel like a big strong man. 1046 00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:38,580 There were big strong hits on my bike. 1047 00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:39,580 That's beautiful. 1048 00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:40,580 There were big strong hits on my bike. 1049 00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:42,580 You should be really proud of yourself as a father. 1050 00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:43,580 No, I fucked it. 1051 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:46,580 This boy is just- no, you didn't fuck it. 1052 00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:48,580 You gave him the Halloween he deserved. 1053 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:50,580 Dad, I had the best Halloween ever. 1054 00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:56,580 Even though I've been expelled from school, I still thought you were my dad. 1055 00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:59,580 I'm sorry for beating up those bullies. 1056 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:00,580 I tried to stop- 1057 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:03,580 Did you beat up children tonight? 1058 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:05,580 No, they were parents of bullies. 1059 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,580 Oh, okay. Oh, that's fine then. Don't worry. 1060 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:08,580 Yeah. 1061 00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:11,580 Done it again, Sergeant. We solved another case. 1062 00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:13,580 Watch, watch, watch. 1063 00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:16,580 Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. 1064 00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:23,580 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conneth McVeigh. 1065 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:29,580 For more information on the podcast, you can follow us at DunbrackenPod on Instagram. 1066 00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:42,580 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, Gerd Donley, Ciaran Sanz, Amelia Price, Daclen King, Robert Vaughan, 1067 00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:48,580 Gemma Burnett, Owen Heading and Kate Reese. 1068 00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:57,580 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon, and you can check out his entire album, Unearthed, on Spotify now. 1069 00:36:57,580 --> 00:37:10,580 Thank you for listening. We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.