1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,440 Um, I'd like access to the restricted section of the library please. 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:15,000 Okay, but you're going to need your library card. 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,720 Of course, here it is. 4 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,000 Here you go. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,480 Okay, what book do you want? 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:28,320 I mean, I'm quite interested in any of the books in the restricted section. 7 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,320 The naughty book? 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,960 I thought naughty books would be nice. 9 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,120 Sorry, that's my little goblin servant. 10 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,120 Okay. 11 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,320 He's very excited by the thrill of the naughty books. 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,880 Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty. 13 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,040 Are you sure you're ready? 14 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,040 I'm ready. 15 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,040 Grimbley's letting me down. 16 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,040 Sorry, sorry. 17 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,040 Keep it in your pants, Grimbley. 18 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,040 Sorry, here's my library card. 19 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,080 There's Grimbley's library card. 20 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,320 Okay, this is clearly homemade by a type. 21 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,320 Appreciate the effort. 22 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,320 Sorry, I'll wait in the car. 23 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,320 You brought your car here? 24 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,120 This is secret. 25 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,720 We only accept horse and carriage. 26 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,720 That's a ridiculous rule. 27 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,360 Why? 28 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,840 That's really offensive. 29 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:21,000 We're trying our best to foster an ambiance. 30 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 So rude. 31 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,280 You're fostering the ambiance inside the library. 32 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:28,840 Only having a car or a horse and carriage doesn't pertain to the interests of the inside of 33 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,840 the library. 34 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,840 Excuse me, it starts from the outside. 35 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,800 But since when? 36 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,520 Since architecture exists. 37 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,320 They don't put chairs outside the library for people to sit and read books in. 38 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:43,320 You come into the library, you do your dark business, and then you leave. 39 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,280 Now they don't. 40 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,080 When architecture had some integrity, they did. 41 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,920 You know what they think outside a Gothic cathedral? 42 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:55,880 They thought, oh, this is going to be fine, and we're going to create a really nice thing 43 00:01:55,880 --> 00:02:00,760 on the inside, and then on the outside it's just a Soviet building, do you? 44 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,760 I literally think yes, that's what they would do, yes. 45 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,160 I don't think I'm going to let you in the restricted section, Sarah. 46 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,160 Gribbley, you fucked it. 47 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,160 Yeah, he really was. 48 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,160 Grimley, you've messed this up. 49 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,160 I can't believe this. 50 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,160 God. 51 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:30,600 Welcome 52 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:44,920 Back to Dunbracken. 53 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:49,140 Bloody Vostok, I'm thinking it is time to move. 54 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:54,960 We awake every night in this library and it remains locked. 55 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:07,880 There are only so many nights that I can read of the other pursuits of vampires when we 56 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,680 are stuck. 57 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:14,960 We are stuck in this library. 58 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:20,040 And I myself feel that I have been trapped in the fiction section. 59 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,960 Do you feel that as well, Bloody Vostok? 60 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,160 Yeah. 61 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:29,520 Do you not hunger, Bloody Vostok, for something more? 62 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,520 No. 63 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:35,360 You've always had such short ambitions. 64 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,800 How do you propose we try to escape this time? 65 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,800 A dream. 66 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,800 A dream? 67 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,800 A dream. 68 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,800 A dream? 69 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:43,800 Say it louder. 70 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:44,800 A dream. 71 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,800 We plant a dream. 72 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,800 Oh, a dream. 73 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:53,320 In the mind of a child. 74 00:03:53,320 --> 00:04:01,600 That child dreams that dream out in the world, outside the restricted section. 75 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:12,400 When that dream is out in the world, it grows, it multiplies and, wait a few hundred years, 76 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:18,840 every single child will run around as a vampire. 77 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:24,000 But Bloody Vostok and the Night Children have not been here in decades. 78 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 A child will come. 79 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 A child will come. 80 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,320 Daryl, the bats are in the restricted section again. 81 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,520 Daryl, get the net. 82 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,520 Come on. 83 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,520 Not the net! 84 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,520 How do they keep getting in? 85 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,520 Daryl, get the net! 86 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:41,920 Someone left the window open, clearly, and I don't think it was me. 87 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,440 Daryl felt too warm. 88 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,760 Daryl needed cold breeze. 89 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,040 Daryl, you see what's happened again. 90 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,120 For the sixth night in two weeks, the bats have gotten in. 91 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:59,080 Daryl, as your supervisor, I am very upset with your performance. 92 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,840 Daryl, sorry. 93 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,160 Daryl's trying his best. 94 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,160 Daryl's on- 95 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,160 Oh, Daryl. 96 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,160 P.F.P. 97 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,160 Oh, Daryl. 98 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,160 P.I.P. 99 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,880 Personal Improvement Plan. 100 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,400 Oh, Daryl. 101 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,480 I can't stay mad at you. 102 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,240 You're- you're- you're doosletones. 103 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,000 I can, but- 104 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 I'm sorry, Karen. 105 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,200 Who asked you to speak? 106 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,000 I'm really sick of it. 107 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,880 I'm really sick of this. 108 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,360 You going in and being mean to Daryl. 109 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:34,520 Cynthia, you didn't even realize that there were bats in the restricted section. 110 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,520 It's your section. 111 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,440 I was just doing a sweep of the entire library. 112 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,680 Well, you should sweep hard enough. 113 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,080 We have terrible dust. 114 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,080 Oh, you know what I mean. 115 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,120 Karen, yeah, I'm being dead serious. 116 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:53,040 Cynthia, I respect that you're the supervisor for Daryl, but I can still make it an issue 117 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,160 for him that he's let the bats in. 118 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,760 Unless it was you. 119 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,920 My wonderful co-workers, I do not see any bats. 120 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:01,920 See? 121 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,640 Where are the bats now? 122 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,640 Duh. 123 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,640 Exactly. 124 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:11,120 We're just here trying to close this spooky library. 125 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,480 Daryl, see one bat throwing nets. 126 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,480 Thank you, Daryl. 127 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,480 Daryl, thank you for giving it a try. 128 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,480 No, Daryl, no bats. 129 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,520 No bats. 130 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:28,640 But can I please raise the point of children in the restricted section, please? 131 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:33,000 Yes, we need children in the library at night. 132 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:38,320 I don't see how we're going to clear that with the council, but I'm sure I can arrange 133 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,320 something. 134 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,760 Daryl can bring his kids. 135 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,760 Daryl, really? 136 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:46,640 That would be very helpful, Daryl. 137 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,000 Would be good to spend more time with kids. 138 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,280 Do your children have a beautiful imagination? 139 00:06:53,280 --> 00:07:05,960 Daryl is by us as proud as. 140 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:13,040 Hi, I know that's not normally how this works, but I would like to get a refund on my pumpkin. 141 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,720 I paid £20 to select it, brought it home. 142 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,120 My kid isn't happy with it. 143 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,120 So. 144 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,120 Oh, sorry to hear that. 145 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,320 We're really sorry to hear that. 146 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,320 Yeah. 147 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:28,400 We strive that every customer and their child feel extremely satisfied with their pumpkin. 148 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,400 Can I ask? 149 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,720 Can I ask your name? 150 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,720 Is it relevant to the refund? 151 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,720 Well, it's for the form. 152 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,720 Oh, I'm sorry. 153 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,720 I'll just. 154 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:40,160 I'm not as precedent as I've never had to use this form 36B. 155 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,760 It records how you've been let down by Percy's pumpkins. 156 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,760 Percy. 157 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,760 I assume you're not Percy. 158 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:46,760 I'm not Percy, if only. 159 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,760 If only. 160 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:52,800 If only I could stand in the big size 11 shoes of that giant pumpkin man. 161 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,800 Can I ask your name? 162 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,800 It's not for the form. 163 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,800 It's just for conversation. 164 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,800 My name's Patrick. 165 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,800 Patrick. 166 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,760 I'm not disappointed with Percy's pumpkins. 167 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,760 My child is. 168 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:06,360 But the young generation, do you know how much money we spend on outreach to schools 169 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,360 and orphanages? 170 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,360 No. 171 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,360 It's a lot of money. 172 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,360 Where am I? 173 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,360 For a pumpkin patch. 174 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,360 Well, I'm sure. 175 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,360 So the fact that your kid's been. 176 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,360 What's wrong with the kid? 177 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,360 I mean, not what's wrong with the kid. 178 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,360 It's not your kid. 179 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,360 It's our problem. 180 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,360 What did we do? 181 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,360 It is my kid. 182 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,360 What's. 183 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,360 I'm not. 184 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,360 He's mine. 185 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,360 You're getting defensive. 186 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,360 You made the accusation that he's not my kid. 187 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,360 I slip of the tongue. 188 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,360 Well, now I'm having doubts. 189 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,360 About your kid? 190 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,360 If it was mine, maybe they swapped it in the hospital. 191 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,360 Sorry. 192 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,360 I mean, has your. 193 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,360 This is a deep rooted insecurity that I didn't realize I had until this moment. 194 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,360 Can I ask. 195 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,360 It's okay. 196 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,360 Can I ask it? 197 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,360 Does. 198 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,360 Do your parents like the pumpkin? 199 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,480 If you need me to swing by the graveyard and ask. 200 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,480 Would they have liked. 201 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:44,480 I'm sorry for your loss. 202 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,480 Would they have liked the pumpkin? 203 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,480 It was a while ago. 204 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,640 Would they have liked the pumpkin, do you think? 205 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,640 I hope so. 206 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,800 But the pumpkin's for my child. 207 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:51,800 Well, I'm suggesting. 208 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,800 Not for me. 209 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,240 What I'm suggesting is that if your parents would like the pumpkin and you like the pumpkin, 210 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,240 maybe your kid is a changeling. 211 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,360 In which case, I need to get another form 34B. 212 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:03,200 I thought you were trying to twist this into customer satisfaction thing. 213 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,400 So that your own reputation wasn't flawed. 214 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,400 So that your views were. 215 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,400 I'm going to get fired either way. 216 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,760 I'm just trying to help you get this little changeling child out of your life. 217 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,760 I appreciate that. 218 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,280 Are you being fired because my child doesn't like the pumpkin or maybe there was some other 219 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,200 disciplinary that I've just kind of. 220 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,200 Oh, no. 221 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,200 How is your working day? 222 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,200 Have I just. 223 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:26,160 It's gone from bad to worse. 224 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,160 From bad to worse. 225 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,160 Sorry, Patrick. 226 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,160 It's all right. 227 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,160 You're the one with the changeling child. 228 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,160 Oh, God. 229 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,160 So what's what's the issue? 230 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,840 Why don't they like it? 231 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,840 It's not orange enough. 232 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:39,840 Have you seen these things? 233 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,200 They fucking glow in the dark. 234 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,200 Fuck your kid. 235 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,480 Well, I don't I don't want to say that because I think he's mine. 236 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:50,160 And even if he wasn't, that's worse to have beef with a child that's not mine. 237 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,160 Is that him in the car? 238 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,160 Gotta break the window. 239 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,160 Patrick, no. 240 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,400 Lewis, ignore this. 241 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,400 Ignore this man. 242 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:06,400 Childs, childs. 243 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,760 Pumpkin not orange enough. 244 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,800 It looked like a Mandarin. 245 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,840 You're definitely a goblin child. 246 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,320 You're definitely not a human baby. 247 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,320 I dare you. 248 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,840 Lewis has been a bit sick recently. 249 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,840 Of course. 250 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,160 He's got pointy ears and scaly skin. 251 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,160 He gets that from his dad. 252 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,280 Yeah, he's a scaly man. 253 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,920 They both need to moisturize and they don't. 254 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,880 Do you mean to say I've made a faux pas around skincare? 255 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,880 Look at my elbow. 256 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:32,880 Oh fuck. 257 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,880 I tried it. 258 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,880 Jesus Christ, it's like an old apple. 259 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,880 Yeah, but I'm not allowed apples. 260 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,880 They're too red. 261 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:40,880 You're only allowed. 262 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:41,880 I'm not allowed apples. 263 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,320 You're not allowed apples because they're red. 264 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,440 I would like to interject. 265 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,440 That's also his father. 266 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,360 That's I want him to have the apples. 267 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:52,960 Yeah, I've tried, but he slaps the pink ladies out of my hand. 268 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:56,920 He says, here's a good green Granny Smith apple. 269 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,920 Don't eat it, son. 270 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920 Cook with it. 271 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,360 This is what I have to live with day in, day out. 272 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,520 Your life seems to be dominated by approval of and disapproval of colors. 273 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:10,240 I thought you were going to say approval of and disapproval of parents, but yeah, it is. 274 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,000 Isn't that a solve, Lewis? 275 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,840 Oh, I should have listened more in the pumpkin class that you guys brought that workshop 276 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:17,840 to school. 277 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,360 Or maybe my problems with colors wouldn't be so bad. 278 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,480 Yeah. 279 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,480 Maybe I should have. 280 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,400 So can I swap out a pumpkin? 281 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,460 Oh, it's too orange. 282 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:29,160 It's too orange. 283 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,160 It's too orange. 284 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,680 I thought it wasn't orange enough. 285 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:46,040 It's either too orange or not orange enough. 286 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:51,360 And so this tree is where they hanged all the witches because they didn't know at the 287 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,200 time that we were supposed to burn them. 288 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:59,560 So there's six witches that, well, they do come back every year. 289 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,040 So I got a question here. 290 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,040 Shit. 291 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,760 Now look, look here. 292 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:05,920 I'm for everybody. 293 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,400 I love everyone, but I'm not one of the wokes. 294 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,760 And that's what I'm going to say. 295 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:10,760 You're not woke, but you love everyone. 296 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,760 That's a good place to be. 297 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,760 Here's a question for you. 298 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,200 Hocus pocus too. 299 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,200 Yeah. 300 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,480 Did the witches need to be good at the end? 301 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,880 Could we not just had bad witches? 302 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,160 Well, it makes for a sequel for Hocus pocus three, whenever the kids are trying to kill 303 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,800 the witches, you know, or something. 304 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,400 Oh, put them in a cauldron. 305 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,400 Oh, that's good. 306 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,400 Yeah. 307 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,400 Do you know what? 308 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,400 It's a hero's journey. 309 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,400 Are those the type of witches that they were burning? 310 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,560 No, no, they couldn't get as pricey. 311 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,840 They couldn't afford Sarah Jessica Parker here. 312 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:44,640 She was good in that film, but would not agree to be hanged. 313 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,640 So oh, why? 314 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,640 Bette Midler as well. 315 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,640 Yeah. 316 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,640 Couldn't ever get Bette Midler. 317 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,640 Goodness. 318 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,000 I mean, what can you imagine? 319 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,720 Do you get much Hocus pocus questions here at the witch stuff? 320 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,560 Usually it's about this time in the turn that they pop up, you know, and there's a few people 321 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,560 that believe it. 322 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,920 Now, I Hocus pocus nonsense, all that nonsense, all that shite. 323 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,720 It's all completely true now. 324 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,720 All true. 325 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,720 Got you. 326 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,200 All that shade is true. 327 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,680 It's only true because they were supposed to burn them at this date. 328 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,400 But of course, that news hadn't traveled. 329 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,120 Do you know how long it takes news to travel back in 1690? 330 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,120 What? 331 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,120 Like a week? 332 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,840 No, three months because you have to get the news onto a boat and that news has to stay 333 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,360 on a boat and hope it doesn't get scurvy and hope it doesn't die. 334 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,920 So you have to sometimes it could be six months. 335 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:25,920 There could be two journeys. 336 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,920 You're a chav. 337 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:34,680 Now, what I know about scurvy is you got to be eating the oranges. 338 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,400 That is a great question. 339 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:43,120 My question is, is that the reason why some folk, not me included, but some folk give 340 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,240 out a little orange in your trick or treat bag? 341 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,240 I hate that. 342 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,240 Like, what's this an orange? 343 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,240 Maybe it's a tradition. 344 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,240 Maybe it's a tradition. 345 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,240 OK, I don't... 346 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,240 OK, OK. 347 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,000 If it's from your pirate, if you were trick or treating and then getting straight on a 348 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,440 boat wouldn't you like a wee orange? 349 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,440 That's a really... 350 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,440 And I have a theory. 351 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,440 I have a theory, right? 352 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,920 In the old days when you said, look, we need to burn a witch. 353 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,920 We didn't do that. 354 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,680 We said, look, we need to hang a witch because again, it took way too long. 355 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:11,800 But your message, you give them an orange, keeps them alive, keeps away the scurvy, message 356 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,800 arrives, burn the witch. 357 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,360 See, if we had you 300 years ago, the message would have got across. 358 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,560 But unfortunately, the witches come back because hanging is not effective. 359 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,560 No, no. 360 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,560 You know what? 361 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,560 I've actually heard that before at other historical tours. 362 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,560 Hanging is not effective. 363 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,640 It might kill a normal person, might kill a dog. 364 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,640 You know what? 365 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,640 I've seen that. 366 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,640 I've seen that. 367 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,640 You've seen that. 368 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,160 But it will not kill a witch. 369 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,120 And you know, the witches actually took over the town for a while. 370 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,120 There's a tree, which it's not this tree. 371 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,120 Oh, it's not this tree. 372 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,880 Can I ask a question there, please? 373 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,320 All the witches taking over the town. 374 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,320 Yeah. 375 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,320 It was a dark year. 376 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,320 It was a dark year. 377 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,320 Now, witches, they're still mortal. 378 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,280 They're not mortal beings, but they're immortal beings. 379 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,760 But they still got to figure out what's the leadership right? 380 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,840 So is it direct democracy? 381 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,400 Is it a representative system? 382 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,960 Well, they have a covenant, so they usually have one leader. 383 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,960 So that would be kind of like a covenant. 384 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,120 She would be elected because she's the most powerful usually. 385 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,360 I believe they believe in democracy, yeah. 386 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:12,200 Because like one person, always the strongest sister would become the mother. 387 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,200 Yeah. 388 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,960 Sorry to interrupt you there. 389 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960 No, of course. 390 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:16,960 You're asking some great questions. 391 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:17,960 You know what? 392 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:22,640 What a great piece of history it'd be to see what it'd be like in one of those witches' 393 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,640 coffins. 394 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,640 It would be interesting. 395 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,840 Unfortunately, you know what's ironic? 396 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,160 They actually burned the town down. 397 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:41,040 Dad, why are we... why are we at the library so late? 398 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,840 You said you were taking me to Mom's. 399 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,520 Dad, we're here, library. 400 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,920 Darryl wants to spend time with you too. 401 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,440 You're growing up so fast. 402 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,880 Yeah, but this was Mom's night. 403 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,160 I didn't think we were meant to be hanging out with you. 404 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,680 I like Dad. 405 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,480 Don't make it about who you like more. 406 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,560 Your mother provides for you. 407 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,120 I like Dad too, but I just... 408 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,120 Thank you. 409 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,200 I like Mother. 410 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,560 I just say I like Dad in moment. 411 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:15,880 Okay, um, I just... you've got us here. 412 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,920 I'm wearing this very tight crown on my head. 413 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,120 You are Darryl's little prince. 414 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,120 Oh. 415 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,280 Do I get crown soon? 416 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,280 I'm in line. 417 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,280 No crown. 418 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,280 Okay. 419 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,280 I understand. 420 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,280 Succession. 421 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,280 Wait. 422 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,280 One. 423 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,280 Two. 424 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,280 Oh no. 425 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:44,120 Darryl left kid at home. 426 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,120 Where Bartholomew? 427 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,120 Hi. 428 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,120 Come, child. 429 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,120 Come through the gate. 430 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,120 No. 431 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,120 It is quite open. 432 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,120 No. 433 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,120 I... I don't know what to do. 434 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,120 I'm not sure what to do. 435 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,120 I'm not sure what to do. 436 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,120 I'm not sure what to do. 437 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,120 I'm not sure what to do. 438 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,120 I'm not sure what to do. 439 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,120 I'm not sure what to do. 440 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,120 I don't want to go through the gate. 441 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,120 Come through the gate. 442 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:05,860 But the crown is pulling me towards the library. 443 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:06,860 It's... 444 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,860 Nerd. 445 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,860 ...taming. 446 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:09,860 Fucking nerd. 447 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:14,860 Mother will be disappointed in you. 448 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:15,860 Don't resist. 449 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,860 Your skull will not feast together. 450 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,960 There's roots implanting into my brain. 451 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:27,120 Describe with bitter words why don't you? 452 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,120 Come to your master. 453 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:32,640 And I can't stop moving towards the library. 454 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,640 Look up, child. 455 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,800 Do you want sharp teeth? 456 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:42,520 Do you want skin as white as snow? 457 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,520 Do you want hair slicked back? 458 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,600 I do. 459 00:17:48,600 --> 00:18:08,960 And spread the dream of Vampyr. 460 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,880 Vladivostok sorry I was just reading War and Peace. 461 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,880 What? 462 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,720 Oh my god is this what you meant? 463 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,720 It is done. 464 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,520 It is done? 465 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,520 The world will never be the same. 466 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:27,400 No, no, not for you. 467 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,400 I don't get to laugh yet? 468 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,400 No. 469 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:37,720 I'm sorry but this is the restricted section of the library and you're being very loud. 470 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,720 Apologies. 471 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720 I'm sorry we'll laugh. 472 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,720 We'll laugh quieter. 473 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,720 What the fuck? 474 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,340 Why is it covered in blood? 475 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:45,160 This is going to be a nightmare. 476 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,920 Absolute nightmare to clean up. 477 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,080 We caught one of the bats. 478 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,420 Why does it have thumbs? 479 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:54,120 Why is there thumbs there on the floor? 480 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,120 Rare bat species. 481 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,120 A what? 482 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,120 Rare bat species. 483 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,120 No, why is there thumbs here? 484 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,040 It doesn't come from a bat. 485 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,840 Look Cynthia, Cynthia we used Darryl's net. 486 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,840 We caught the bat. 487 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,840 The bat is dead. 488 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,840 Who's missing their thumbs? 489 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,920 This is going to be a nightmare for the council. 490 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,640 Cynthia, if you have a problem. 491 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,400 Sorry Darryl was getting other sun. 492 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,960 But following you is fine. 493 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,760 Did you use my net? 494 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,760 Where's his net? 495 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,640 Give him back his net. 496 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,640 I signed out the net using the proper procedures. 497 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,640 I used the logbook. 498 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,400 It's my personal net. 499 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,040 This was a personal item. 500 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,600 Then why is it in the work cupboard? 501 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 Theft is theft. 502 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600 It is soul bound. 503 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:45,560 If someone else uses it, I feel a part of me die. 504 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,320 Well someone has died. 505 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,080 In all due respect to Darryl. 506 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,360 He may have felt a part of him die. 507 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,440 He did also forget his son. 508 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,440 That's fair. 509 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,120 Darryl you're a bad father. 510 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,120 The bad father, the bad father. 511 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,880 But I respect you because I hate children. 512 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,440 Are those just thumbs of my son? 513 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,440 What? 514 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:22,880 Now my candidates here may say a great deal many things about my character. 515 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:29,600 What I will say back is that their eye of Newt has conjunctivitis. 516 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:36,440 That their toe of Frog has that fungal foot infection we've seen these last few years. 517 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,560 And that tail of Newt is hardly but a tail. 518 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,600 Jesus Christ who I don't believe in. 519 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:50,240 I am just going to say about this candidate that you really don't know how to mix your 520 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,560 cauldron correctly. 521 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,720 And that's all I'm going to say. 522 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,320 That's all I'm going to say. 523 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320 Good Lord in heaven who you again. 524 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:03,720 I will say the state of my cauldron does not play into my party rules. 525 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:12,080 And I think my opposition a very cowardly woman to bring that into the political discussion. 526 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,880 Okay I see how it is. 527 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:19,640 You should see the state of my cauldron and I'm going to tell you it's back on fun. 528 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,640 Who wants someone leading the coven with a dirty cauldron? 529 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,640 Not me. 530 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,640 Am I right? 531 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,640 Yes I am. 532 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,520 The seasoning of the cauldron is lost when you wash it. 533 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,520 It's dirt. 534 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,520 It's dirt. 535 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,520 It's dirt. 536 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,520 It's dirt. 537 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:39,280 Those layers of mana have built up over many many a year. 538 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,840 That's the issue. 539 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:47,160 That's why everyone you give a portion to gets tonsillitis. 540 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,200 I have a question. 541 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,800 What are each of your policies on housing? 542 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800 Well that's a good question. 543 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,800 Great question. 544 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,800 Thank you to Ian for that question. 545 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:05,280 I personally believe that every resident in the Dunbracken area deserves a hole with a 546 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,280 cauldron. 547 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,400 That hole with a cauldron will be provided. 548 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:16,320 I do you know what I think that we should start building huts. 549 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,440 Yeah I said it. 550 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,440 Huts. 551 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,440 Huts. 552 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,440 Huts. 553 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,440 Huts. 554 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,440 Huts. 555 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,440 Huts. 556 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,440 Huts. 557 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,440 Huts. 558 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,440 Huts. 559 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,040 With a little thing called a chimney. 560 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,800 With a thatched roof. 561 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,080 Because I'm not just going to settle for a hole. 562 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,780 Excuse me. 563 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:42,580 Where are you procuring the materials needed for these huts and the manpower with which 564 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,580 to build them? 565 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,580 In the woods. 566 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:46,280 And sorry I believe in Suster Hut. 567 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,280 I have a question. 568 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,960 I have a question. 569 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:57,240 I've got this rash on the back of my thigh and I don't know how to get rid of it so I 570 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,240 was just wondering. 571 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,240 I don't know how you got it though. 572 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,240 Stop it. 573 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,240 Stop it. 574 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,680 I need to know how do I get rid of this rash. 575 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,200 How deep is the hole in which you live? 576 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,200 Um two. 577 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,920 Two feet. 578 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:17,480 With my new policy you could be living in a six foot deep hole. 579 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:23,200 The rash is clearly, clearly a result of you living too close to the surface. 580 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,200 I suppose you haven't even been eating worms have you? 581 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,400 I've got to ask you a genuine question. 582 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,840 Have you ever taken anything? 583 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,800 This one is brutal. 584 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,240 I've never seen this man before in my life. 585 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,800 I'm just asking the questions everyone's thinking. 586 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,600 Yes, thank you. 587 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,080 I was there last week. 588 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,600 Yes, I got a potion. 589 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,800 I've never seen this man in my life. 590 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,800 He lies. 591 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:57,000 Oh, that's so funny because I reckon that rash is going round the town because you brewed 592 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 up a bad potion. 593 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 I have a rash too. 594 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 No, no. 595 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,320 Yes, yes. 596 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:12,400 Did you not give Tommy a potion for his athlete's foot and it became the foot of a chicken? 597 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,800 Yes, but you must agree he no longer had athlete's foot. 598 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,840 He had chicken's foot. 599 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,840 That's worse. 600 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,840 Not to Tommy. 601 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,880 Sisters, sisters, I have a question. 602 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:31,200 This question, I have not seen it in the mainstream media, but there are tales and rumors that 603 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,880 across the waters they've learned to burn the witches. 604 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,800 They've learned to burn us and not hang us. 605 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,800 Okay, everyone calm down. 606 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,800 This is me. 607 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,800 Calm. 608 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,800 This is me. 609 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:49,440 I think we're united on this front when we say if they burn the witches, we'll come down 610 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,960 on them like a shit ton of cauldrons. 611 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,960 Am I right sisters? 612 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,960 Am I right? 613 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,960 Thank you. 614 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,400 I will say, my sister Cecilia, we are agreed on this issue. 615 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400 We are. 616 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,400 Who here fears fire? 617 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,400 Tommy! 618 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,400 Thank you. 619 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,400 Who doesn't? 620 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,800 Who here has been close to a fire? 621 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,800 No, no. 622 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,800 Who has come burned? 623 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,800 Sometimes, sometimes. 624 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,800 Who has been burned, I say? 625 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:12,800 I'm a chef, yeah, yeah, I've been burned. 626 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,800 In love, yeah. 627 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,800 Sorry, Cecilia. 628 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,800 And did we not, the leader witches of this community, sort you out with a salve that 629 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,800 would cure all? 630 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,800 Well, apart from her salve, that was a bit- 631 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,800 Cure all but the rash. 632 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,800 Yes, that was the thing. 633 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,800 The rash notwithstanding, I would like to posit that this fire is no threat to us. 634 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:31,800 With increased investment in ourselves and increased investment in the world, we are 635 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,800 not going to be able to do anything about it. 636 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:40,960 This fire is no threat to us, with increased investment in ourselves and increased investment 637 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:46,960 in our arms, for which to put on the salves, we may see a great return where this fire 638 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,360 is of no threat. 639 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,800 This burning of witches will stay on the mainland. 640 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,800 Yes, yes. 641 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,800 And if they try and hang you, just sit on your broom. 642 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,800 It's that easy. 643 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:58,800 It's that easy. 644 00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,800 Don't even worry about it. 645 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:04,800 We know Cecilia's been sitting on her broom fairly often these days. 646 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,800 Oh, that's so cheeky. 647 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,800 What do you like? 648 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800 And is it true when I heard- 649 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800 Sorry, did you like all my voices there? 650 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,800 You know what? 651 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,800 That was amazing. 652 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,800 I've been working on a show. 653 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:21,800 I'm trying to get funded for it. 654 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,800 I'd love to see it. 655 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,800 Are you an actor? 656 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,800 Yeah. 657 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,800 I am an actor. 658 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,800 I would like to be, but I don't think myself. 659 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,800 Look, mate, you should believe in yourself, yeah? 660 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800 Yeah, you got good talent. 661 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,800 That was amazing. 662 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,800 You know, if you were on the funding board, that'd be great, but like- 663 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,800 Well, I got a bit of cash. 664 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800 I know a fella on a funding board. 665 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,800 Really? 666 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,800 You think we could- 667 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,800 You're talking about the Arts Council? 668 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,800 Yeah, you'd be the producer of the Arts Council? 669 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,800 One of my cousins works on the Arts Council. 670 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,800 Oh, wow. 671 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,800 You think my show about witches could be something- 672 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,800 Frankie, can you hurry the tour along, please? 673 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,800 Shut the fuck up, John. 674 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,800 We have another group coming in. 675 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,800 Shut the fuck up, John. 676 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,800 There's no time for you to sell your personal bullshit. 677 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,800 It's not personal bullshit, it's the witch's journey. 678 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,800 Well, get on with the tour, okay? 679 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,800 Fuck it, yeah. 680 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800 You should not let him speak to you like that. 681 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,800 Yeah, mate, I wouldn't. 682 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,800 Because what you have is a talent and it's powerful. 683 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,800 I do, yeah. 684 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800 Mate, you should just walk up to him and quit right now. 685 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,800 Yeah, do it. 686 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,800 You should do it. 687 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,800 Really? 688 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800 See, do you know what? 689 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,800 Take your job and stuff it. 690 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800 Yeah, see- 691 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800 And follow your dreams. 692 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,800 Yeah, see, look, your mother looks like a fucking wankstein. 693 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,800 And I'm not saying that like a good wankstein. 694 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800 I'm saying like a fucking ugly wankstein. 695 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,800 You should say that right there. 696 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,800 Oh, uh- 697 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800 Hey, John. 698 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,800 Are you back on you? 699 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,800 Yeah, John. 700 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,800 Are you coming to tell me- 701 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,800 Are you coming to apologize for me for not doing your work? 702 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:40,800 Yeah, John, you should stuff your job up your hole and follow your dreams and your mother looks like a wank- 703 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,800 Ha! 704 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800 My nose! 705 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,800 Anything else you'd like to tell me? 706 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,800 Get back to fucking work. 707 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,800 Was there anything else you wanted to tell him? 708 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,800 Uh, well, I just had one more question on the witches. 709 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,800 Is it true that they did invent the salve for the bones? 710 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,800 They did, they did. 711 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,800 And that was in 1691 during their year of reign. 712 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:09,800 They did discover it and about four years later when Jews traveled over from America of how to get rid of the rash, the salve was rashless. 713 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,800 Look, amazing people. 714 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800 More you know. 715 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,800 Anyway, look, sweetheart, we're back to the cruise ship. 716 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,800 Yeah, we gotta go back. 717 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,800 Yeah. 718 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:55,800 Amelia Price, Daclan King, Niall McKenna, and Kate Reese. 719 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:08,800 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 720 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:17,800 Thank you for listening. 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