1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,880 Any ghosts? 2 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:07,880 Yeah. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:08,880 How many? 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,880 Three. 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:10,880 Which rooms? 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:18,320 The upper east bedroom, the kitchen, and the basement. 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,320 What's their temperament? 8 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:24,320 The upper east bedroom one, very cool and kind. 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,320 Kitchen, nasty bugger. 10 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,320 When are you feeding the ghosts? 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,880 When am I feeding them? 12 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:30,880 When are you feeding them? 13 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:31,880 Have I missed a feeding? 14 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,320 No, the feeding will be at six minutes. 15 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,560 What do you feed them? 16 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,120 Electrical brain waves. 17 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,120 Ours? 18 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,120 Yeah. 19 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,120 Sorry, did I say brain waves? 20 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,960 I meant just general waves, but they can feed off our energies as well. 21 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:45,960 Wow. 22 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:46,960 Which ones? 23 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,960 What? 24 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,960 Which energies do they feed off? 25 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,440 They prefer, you know what? 26 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,120 They like both positive and negative. 27 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,040 So as long as you're not on the fence about... 28 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,040 I'm agnostic. 29 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,040 Interesting. 30 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,240 So you don't believe in ghosts? 31 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,240 God. 32 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,360 Oh, okay. 33 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,720 They don't believe in God either, so that's fine. 34 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,880 Are they people who used to live here or are they other visitors? 35 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:12,200 One is another visitor who killed two people who used to live here. 36 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,200 He was from out of town. 37 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,200 Nice. 38 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,200 Yeah, he's the nasty bugger. 39 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,200 Yeah, that tracks. 40 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:22,160 The other two you'd think would be pretty pissed, but they have a nice life. 41 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,160 Have you seen them? 42 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,160 No. 43 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,160 Can we take pictures? 44 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,160 Yes. 45 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,160 Flash photography allowed? 46 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,640 But you have to tag the house if you get it. 47 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,640 What are the ghosts on Instagram? 48 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,680 At East Bedroom, Willy's Mansion. 49 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,160 Not the mansion, the ghosts. 50 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,720 Did they have Instagram before they died? 51 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,280 At East Bedroom, ghost Willy's Mansion. 52 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,280 Okay, and the murder? 53 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,240 At Kitchen, ghost Willy's Mansion. 54 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,040 Does the murderer share their account? 55 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,960 Yeah, but he can't remember his password, so I can't get in. 56 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:49,960 I think you're lying to me. 57 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:50,960 I'm not lying. 58 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,960 I control them, but they're allowed to any creative input. 59 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:54,960 You control them? 60 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,960 You control them? 61 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,960 Yeah, I'm Willy. 62 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,720 I said it was a mansion, but it's not. 63 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:04,560 It's like six rooms, but there's an Upper East Bedroom. 64 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,760 Suppose you can just call any bedroom Upper East. 65 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,760 You can. 66 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,760 Sure turn around, East changes. 67 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,560 You can call any mansion haunted. 68 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,880 Yeah, especially if there's been three suicide murders in it. 69 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,960 There's been three suicide murders here, but two of them didn't result in ghosts. 70 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,960 Oh. 71 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,320 Yeah, one of them did result in ghosts. 72 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,320 Three ghosts. 73 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,560 I can see how that can be confusing. 74 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:31,120 One suicide murder resulted in three ghosts. 75 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,000 That's nice that they all stayed together. 76 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,840 They didn't have a choice in the matter. 77 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:39,320 Two of them wanted to leave the other one, but the ethereal plane had other matters. 78 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,840 Well, at least they have a company. 79 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,400 You'd think that, but they're lovers, and one's in the East Bedroom and never able to 80 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,640 get to the basement, and the other one's in the basement, never able to get to the East 81 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,640 Bedroom. 82 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,640 Frustrated ghosts. 83 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,640 They're frustrated and horny ghosts. 84 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,200 Have you ever considered setting up a webcam? 85 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,200 I have tried that, but I can't get the night vision to work. 86 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,760 Welcome, Back to Dunbracken. 87 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:45,020 So, so, right, right, Marjorie, so we have the, the, the church, the church hall booked 88 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:48,800 for, for, for the séance to it. So, so, so, so we're there now, yeah. 89 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,800 Sure, yeah, that's no problem. 90 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:50,800 Did you book it? Did you book it? 91 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,520 I talked to the priest, but, you know, he wrote it down in a sweet notebook, so it's 92 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,520 as book as it gets. 93 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,320 Jesus, why does he let him do that? He's going to forget about it. 94 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,240 Oh, yes, but, you know, look in the notebook. 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,480 This is the same thing as the crochet club, and you did that, and look, it just completely 96 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,480 disbanded after that. 97 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,480 Oh, you forgot. 98 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,680 Should I bother him after mass again? He'll remember. 99 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,840 Oh, yeah, well, that's, that's the only way. Like, do you think, right, be honest with 100 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:18,360 me, do you think that Tommy is going to come to the séance? Because if he is, Deirdre 101 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,600 is going to be absolutely fuming. 102 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,800 Oh, sure, it's after eight. He'll be at home. He'll be- 103 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,800 God, let's hope so. 104 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,600 He doesn't leave the house once he puts on his pyjama, so it's all good. 105 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,920 God, let's hope so, Marjorie. God, let's, let's hope so. This is, this will be a nightmare 106 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,800 of Tommy works show up. Absolute nightmare. 107 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:39,560 I have a question, of course. I'm just generally worried about doing a séance on hallowed 108 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,560 grounds. 109 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,560 Yes, well, well, well, well, but- 110 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,320 I've raised it a few times, and I feel like my, my question's- 111 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,120 But your concerns are noted. 112 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 Yeah. 113 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,120 It's, it's absolutely- 114 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,120 They've been noted, oh, alright, alright. 115 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:54,880 But like what we're thinking is like, right, so a bunch of my friends in that graveyard 116 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,200 just, I've got a few unanswered questions. 117 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,640 How else am I going to, they contact me, you know, you know? 118 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,880 It's just, it's just me. 119 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:07,360 No, I'm just wondering, with the hallowed ground, will that make it double or aft, you 120 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,920 know? Will it double the power? 121 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,920 Oh, yes. 122 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:10,920 Or will it aft it? 123 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,920 Marjorie, what do you think of those things? 124 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,600 Oh, well, we're getting them down from heaven, so we need a church. If you can't be up on 125 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,360 hell, you want to be somewhere, it's sacrilegious. 126 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,360 Yeah, it makes sense. 127 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,520 I mean, you know, but, but heaven, you know, they don't want to come down, they're having 128 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,520 a great time. 129 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,520 Exactly. 130 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,200 But I think the church, and you see the old pals- 131 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,920 It is a fuck you to God. 132 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:28,920 It is a fuck you. 133 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,400 No, no, I don't like that language now. 134 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,400 Alright, I'm sorry. 135 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,400 Yeah, it's not, we're in, I'm sorry, we're in hallowed ground. 136 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,400 It is a, I'm sorry, sir, to God. 137 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,400 Exactly, okay, okay, I'm glad to- 138 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,400 Ladies, excuse me, I'm here for the seance. 139 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,800 Oh, hello, Trisa, how are you? 140 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 I saw the flyer. 141 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,800 I'm here for the seance. 142 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,800 Oh, how are you? 143 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,800 You're doing well, Trisa. 144 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:51,800 I'm doing great, well, not too bad, I've got a sore leg, sorry to hear about that. 145 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,800 What am I saying to talk to my late great husband? 146 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,200 Right, well, you have to get in line because there's a few things- 147 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:01,200 Trisa, we're busy doing this now, can you just wait in line a little bit? 148 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:05,200 No, I also don't, I don't want to be the one who has to say this, but I will say that. 149 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,640 This seance is for people who are trying to get down from heaven. 150 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,800 Exactly, and let's be honest, your husband did not reach the pearly gates, Trisa. 151 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,800 Ladies, now, I'm going to ignore that comment. 152 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,800 You shouldn't. 153 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,800 You shouldn't. 154 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,800 I don't think you should, Trisa. 155 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:25,240 Excuse me, the by-laws of this parish state, anyone who is a council member can attend 156 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,240 any event. 157 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,800 This is an event being run by the parish council. 158 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,200 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize it also said in the council by-laws that your terrible 159 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,160 husband would reach heaven. 160 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:39,600 I'm sorry, Jesus did not go all, I'm not going to send this evil person to hell because 161 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,600 of the council by-laws. 162 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,600 Sorry, Trisa. 163 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:46,840 Trisa, if Jesus got caught up in council by-laws, that could, it could trick up anyone, so I 164 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:47,840 don't want to. 165 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,840 But I doubt it's going to trip up Jesus. 166 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:50,840 Trisa. 167 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:51,840 Oh no, no. 168 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:52,840 You always had a thing for my husband. 169 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:53,840 Oh, Trisa. 170 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:54,840 Why do we call him a- 171 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:55,840 That is hilarious. 172 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:56,840 Trisa, did you hear that? 173 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:57,840 I had a thing for her husband. 174 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,840 I heard it, I heard it. 175 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,840 Your husband had a thing for every woman in this town. 176 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,520 Thank you, Trisa. 177 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,640 And who did he stand up with? 178 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,640 The easiest one. 179 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,480 A lot of women, that's why he's down there burning in hell. 180 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,520 Do you know what, do you know what, I told, do you know, do you know my, do you know my 181 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,520 boy, do you know my boy Patrick, yes? 182 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,520 Oh, do you know Patrick? 183 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,520 The one with the hair- 184 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:20,520 The one who's good at maths, yeah. 185 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,520 He's a good lad. 186 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,000 He's good at maths with the hair in the eyes. 187 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,280 Do you know what he said to me? 188 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,280 Oh, he does? 189 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,120 He does, he does have the hair in the eyes, he does. 190 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,800 He went to me, oh, why are you doing that? 191 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,800 It doesn't even exist. 192 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,000 And do you know what I said to him? 193 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,080 I said, do you know what you're going, you're going, oh, I'm really hoping the afterlife 194 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,400 isn't real so I don't have to visit my mother. 195 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,400 God, that's terrible. 196 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:45,040 Well, I don't know what you're inputting this, I was telling, I was telling these two, but 197 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:49,560 thank you, I know it's terrible, but he was going, oh, no, it's not, I was like, do you 198 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,480 know what, do you know what Patrick, do you know what, you can, you can go, he only visits 199 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:57,400 me twice a week anyway, and like, okay, his sister visits me every single day. 200 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,200 It's not enough, it's not enough, it's not enough, because honestly, I'm there by myself 201 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:07,000 the entire time, he's just going there a few times, like once every, once every day. 202 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 What's he got on? 203 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Exactly, what's he got on? 204 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 He's just got a family and kids. 205 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,600 See that woman he raised? 206 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,600 Exactly. 207 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,600 No? 208 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,600 Oh, other way round. 209 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,600 Good afternoon, Cathy. 210 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:24,600 Sorry I didn't knock, I can't, I'm a ghost. 211 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,400 Just come through the wall there behind me. 212 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:33,360 Stephen had a message he wanted to give you from the basement, and as part of the apology 213 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:38,760 for me killing you both, and me working towards forgiveness, I thought I would pass it on 214 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,760 to you. 215 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,760 I can't. 216 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,760 Okay, he said. 217 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,760 Listen. 218 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:47,760 He said, do you know where you left the remote for the air conditioning? 219 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:52,760 It's in the back kitchen room closet. 220 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,760 Okay, can I already anticipate the problem here? 221 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:59,760 None of us can left it or press it. 222 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,760 Neither of you can get to that room. 223 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,760 Yeah, so it's up to you. 224 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:07,760 No matter what, you're the one that's able to move around the house, it's very frustrating. 225 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,760 Yeah, I feel like I drew- 226 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:13,760 It's like the transitive properties of killing yourself, Luigi. 227 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,760 An extra length of rope. 228 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:21,760 Just also to tell you, the house is starting to fall into disrepair. 229 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,760 This guy Willie's not taking great care of it. 230 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,760 But that's not really a problem anymore, but I'm just telling you he's been taking good 231 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:27,760 care of your house. 232 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,760 Okay. 233 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,760 I don't know what happens if the bedroom that I'm confined to gets destroyed when I 234 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:33,760 go. 235 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:34,760 What are my confinements? 236 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,760 Yeah, I don't know. 237 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,760 Tell him I love him. 238 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:39,760 Willie? 239 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:40,760 No. 240 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,760 Steven? 241 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:42,760 Eh. 242 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:43,760 Okay. 243 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,760 Willie's a little turd. 244 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,760 I don't know why you wrote your will in such a way that Willie could get the house. 245 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,760 Look, it was my last surviving relative, I thought I had another three years. 246 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,760 Okay, well, we're stuck with this problem now, and I keep getting involved in these 247 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,760 goddamn tours, and he keeps telling people that he hasn't seen the ghosts, and they don't 248 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:05,760 have to be like an original thing that they see that no one else has seen before, and 249 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,760 I have to act surprised every time. 250 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,760 Every time? 251 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,760 I'm fed up with it, quite frankly. 252 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,760 Well, you did kill as opposed to then kill yourself, so. 253 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,760 I sort of brought that on myself. 254 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:14,760 Yeah. 255 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,760 You should have just, you should have just let me in. 256 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,760 Normally, you know, you should have just invited me in for dinner. 257 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,760 I said no, you looked strange and scary. 258 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,760 That made me angry. 259 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,760 And Stephen ran into the basement and locked himself immediately. 260 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,760 And I threw dynamite through the post office box thingy. 261 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,760 What do you call them? 262 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,760 I'm lost for the word. 263 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,760 What do you call it in a door? 264 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,760 A letter box. 265 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:41,760 Thank you very much. 266 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:42,760 Letter box. 267 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,760 I threw dynamite through the letter box that you had in the basement. 268 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,760 Who said that? 269 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,760 Must be another ghost, I guess. 270 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:48,760 Jesus. 271 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:49,760 A ghost that we can't see? 272 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,760 Maybe a ghost on a different plane. 273 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,760 Good grief. 274 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:57,760 God knows what that person did to deserve to be killed, but I'd well believe they deserve it. 275 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,760 It was our day and night. 276 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,760 I don't care. 277 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,760 I just want you to know that. 278 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,760 I was hungry and I wanted it. 279 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:06,760 It was our day and night. 280 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:07,760 We were gonna do it. 281 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:12,760 Now we never can because of you and your so many sticks of dynamite. 282 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,760 I'm not sending dirty messages down to the basement again. 283 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,760 Send one more. 284 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,760 I'm not doing it. 285 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,760 I refuse. 286 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:19,760 One more. 287 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,760 I refuse. 288 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,760 Any messages? 289 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,760 I'm not doing this anymore. 290 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,760 Oh, it was something Jesus said. 291 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:31,760 I can't do it. 292 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,760 If I had a pen... 293 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,760 Tell me what it was. 294 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,760 I might write it down. 295 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,760 Tell me what it was. 296 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,760 Letter box. 297 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,760 What was that? 298 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,760 I think there might be other ghosts here. 299 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,760 Oh, come on. 300 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:41,760 You're getting off topic. 301 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,760 What was the message? 302 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,760 I wonder if these ghosts exist on another plane. 303 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,760 Maybe we can't see them. 304 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:49,760 No. 305 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:53,760 You're avoiding eye contact and you're blushing. 306 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,760 Maybe purgatory has layers. 307 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,760 And whenever the rapture happens, 308 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,760 some of us will be taken from different layers before the others. 309 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:01,760 Yeah, okay. 310 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 311 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,760 Do you ever think about the afterlife, Stephen? 312 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:09,760 I wasn't thinking about the afterlife until he killed us on day and night. 313 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:19,760 We were gonna do it. 314 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,760 Welcome to the farm, guys. 315 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,760 Hi. 316 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,760 So nice to have you. 317 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,760 Hi. 318 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,760 Is it really scary? 319 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,760 Because I don't really like scary. 320 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,760 No, no, no. 321 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:29,760 Send us, send us. 322 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,760 We'll be fine, we'll be fine. 323 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,760 Yeah, it's a totally normal farm. 324 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:36,760 If you see anything out of the ordinary, it's totally cool. 325 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,760 It's totally cool. 326 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:38,760 Don't worry about it. 327 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,760 Just don't take any photos. 328 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,760 Oh, I haven't got my camera with me anyway, because I don't know how to use it. 329 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,760 It's actually kind of good that you didn't bring... 330 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,760 Did you bring your mobile phones? 331 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,760 The radiation doesn't really work very well on the farm. 332 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,760 No, I've got a Nokia 10. 333 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,760 Oh, no, this is perfect. 334 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:53,760 This is perfect. 335 00:12:53,760 --> 00:13:00,760 If you see the entity at any point, don't make eye contact. 336 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,760 We'll stay inside the vehicle. 337 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,760 We'll keep driving and everything will be okay. 338 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:12,760 Entity, could you describe what it may look like so we can avoid it? 339 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:19,760 I do not possess the words in the English language to describe the entity to you. 340 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,760 Would you like a tree bormin? 341 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,760 Wow, yes, that would be lovely. 342 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,760 I've only got one, so one of you will have to go without. 343 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,760 Oh, well, please. 344 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,760 No, you're the guest at the farm. 345 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760 Share them in with your friend. 346 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,760 Okay, there you go, Cynthia. 347 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,760 Thanks, Cindy. 348 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,760 So, yeah, don't look at the entity, no flash photography. 349 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,760 Any other questions? 350 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,760 Are there toilet stops on the way? 351 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:51,760 There are toilet stops, but the toll that you have to pay to get into the toilet is a great one. 352 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:52,760 Oh, okay. 353 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,760 Are there snacks? 354 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,760 I was told there would be snacks included with the ticket purchase. 355 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,760 Yeah, the snacks. 356 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:04,760 We've actually been trying this new thing because we're really leaning into sustainable living. 357 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:09,760 We're a very conscious farm, so there's lots of insects around, millions of insects. 358 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:14,760 So we've been actually drying them out, putting a bit of salt on them, putting them in bags. 359 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:20,760 Cynthia, you told me that this was going to be a nice gentle little trip. 360 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,760 Well, it was advertised. 361 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,760 Their marketing was really good. 362 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,760 You know, Instagram. 363 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,760 Terry is great. 364 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,760 Furry animals, you didn't say anything about an entity. 365 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,760 I assume the entity. 366 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,760 Entity. 367 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,760 The entity. 368 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,760 I assume the entity was a creature. 369 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,760 Is this going to be like the fun, unfair that you talked me to last year? 370 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,760 No, Cindy, it's not going to be like the fun. 371 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:54,760 Listen, I know that I'm bad at planning holidays, and I just really wanted to do better this time. 372 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:59,760 You know, our anniversary is coming up, and sometimes I just feel... 373 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:03,760 Mr Johnson, I think you've got a responsibility in all this. 374 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,760 Does he not? 375 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,760 He does, yes. 376 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,760 Cynthia, he has a responsibility. 377 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,760 I was misguided. 378 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:14,760 I believe the entity to be kind, lovely little creature, like a bunny rabbit or something. 379 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,760 It just doesn't sound as a tentative. 380 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:21,760 It sounds like it's got tentacles for a start, and then I bet it's got a furry body. 381 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,760 A furry body. 382 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,760 And I bet it's got big teeth. 383 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,760 Oh no! 384 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Have you seen it? 385 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,760 Because you just described exactly what it looks like. 386 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,760 Cindy. 387 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:36,760 Oh, she's not... she's not Cindy. 388 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,760 It's the entity! 389 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,760 No! 390 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,760 It's the entity! 391 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,760 What is happening? 392 00:15:42,760 --> 00:16:03,760 I believe I'm speaking with... 393 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,760 Spirit Steven through the Ouija board. 394 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,760 Okay. 395 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,760 L. 396 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,760 E. 397 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,760 M. 398 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,760 M. 399 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,760 E. 400 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,760 This is good. 401 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,760 Space. 402 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,760 Lema box. 403 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:20,760 Lema box. 404 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:21,760 No, it's not. 405 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,760 I know we've had something similar in the past, but no, it's S. 406 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,760 M. 407 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:27,760 A. 408 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,760 S. 409 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,760 H. 410 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:36,760 Steven, if you're in the room, let me smash. 411 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,760 Is this the mess? 412 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,760 The glass just wobbled there. 413 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,760 Glass wobbled. 414 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,760 Steven? 415 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,760 Steven, are you in the room? 416 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,760 Can you speak to us at all? 417 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,760 It's Willy. 418 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,760 I brought this man here. 419 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,760 I wanted to help you. 420 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,760 Lema box. 421 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,760 This Ouija board is not working at all. 422 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,760 Let me smash. 423 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,760 What could let me smash me? 424 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,760 Maybe it's a reference to the Mice and Men novel. 425 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,760 Let me smash rabbit. 426 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:07,760 Yes, isn't that what he said? 427 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,760 Let me smash. 428 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:13,760 This spirit was a fan of Steinbeck, I guess. 429 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,760 Wow. 430 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:15,760 Wow. 431 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,760 Very well. 432 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,760 Let me rummage through my bag here. 433 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,760 I have... 434 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,760 Is that the Grapes of Wrath? 435 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,760 It is. 436 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,760 I also have a Jordan Peterson novel that I was going to leave here, but Grapes of Wrath 437 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,760 seems better. 438 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,760 I will leave this for Steven. 439 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,760 And I will change it once a day, page by page. 440 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,760 Page by page. 441 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,760 On my tools. 442 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,760 I need to go back and read off Mice and Men. 443 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,760 It's been a while. 444 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,760 Let me smash. 445 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,760 Wait. 446 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,760 Sham... 447 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,760 Miller. 448 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,760 What's Shamiller? 449 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,760 Is that anything to you? 450 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,760 Shamiller. 451 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,760 Doctor Priest Man? 452 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,760 That's not what I'm called. 453 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,760 That's none of the three occupations I have. 454 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,760 I am a man. 455 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,760 I thought it was Shut in the Dark. 456 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,760 Sham... 457 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,760 Look, this house is in disrepair. 458 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,760 And if I can't prove that there are horny ghosts here, I won't get my insurance. 459 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,760 Maybe the ghosts want to have the house destroyed. 460 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,760 Maybe that's what the Smash is about. 461 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,760 Smash. 462 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,760 Maybe you should destroy this place. 463 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,760 Because then the confinements will go. 464 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,760 There is some dynamite left here from Mr. Suicide Man. 465 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,760 That's perfect. 466 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,760 No one ever learned his name. 467 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:28,760 Well, the business isn't going well and I don't like the house, so... 468 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,760 I'm going to nip out before you do anything drastic. 469 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,760 It's alright. 470 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,760 Can you actually give me a lift? 471 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760 Yeah. 472 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,760 Alright, Theresa. 473 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,760 How are you? 474 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,760 How do we hold hands? 475 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,760 We do. 476 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,760 Have you still got that ward on your finger, Theresa? 477 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,760 No, I got that removed. 478 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,760 Okay, then. 479 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,760 Okay. 480 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,760 We can do it ourselves. 481 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,760 Cryotherapy, it's called. 482 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,760 Cry... 483 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,760 Okay, I should... 484 00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,760 I note that down. 485 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,760 Right, so... 486 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,760 Who's first on the list? 487 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,760 Could I go, please? 488 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,760 No. 489 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,760 No, no. 490 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,760 Look, we'll do your husband if we have time, but... 491 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,760 Because he's going from a different place. 492 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,760 You're not on the itinerary. 493 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,760 No, Marjorie and Marjorie. 494 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,760 Okay. 495 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,760 You both want to talk to him. 496 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760 Let's not. 497 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,760 I do not want to talk to him. 498 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,760 I've said all I've said to him in life, and you know what? 499 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,760 If I never see him again, it's not a day too soon. 500 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,760 Exactly. 501 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,760 Thank God he's dead. 502 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,760 I know he wants to talk to you. 503 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,760 Oh, I know he does. 504 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,760 I know he does. 505 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,760 He always did. 506 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,760 Exactly, Theresa. 507 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,760 Anything for you, Marjorie? 508 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 I'm glad they never found his body. 509 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,760 I'm glad. 510 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,760 Can I check? 511 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:39,760 We're not doing this seance to get someone possessed so we can do sex with a ghost, right? 512 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,760 No, no. 513 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,760 We're not doing this. 514 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,760 We're talking. 515 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,760 We're not. 516 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,760 We're on hallowed ground now. 517 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,760 Come on. 518 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,760 If my husband came back, he'd have a fair chance of that. 519 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,760 I just know that that's his type. 520 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,760 He wasn't close-minded. 521 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,760 I just wanted to check. 522 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,760 Let's settle this. 523 00:19:53,760 --> 00:20:00,760 Joanne, let's conjure the spirit of Padraic and let's see what he has to say. 524 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,760 You know what, you're going to learn some things now because honestly, like, shall we 525 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,760 do that then? 526 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,760 Because I'm sick of her going around town going, oh, you know, my husband was a grand 527 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,760 man. 528 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,760 My husband slept with everyone but chose me. 529 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,760 Exactly. 530 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,760 No, exactly. 531 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,760 Shall we do that? 532 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,760 Theresa, how do you feel about that now? 533 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,760 I feel ecstatic. 534 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,760 He's going to tell you how much shite shaggy we're. 535 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,760 You know what? 536 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,760 Fuck, I'm shite. 537 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760 You know what? 538 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,760 Being in this church, I think he'll burn the whole time. 539 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,760 Thank you. 540 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,760 You know what? 541 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,760 I'm with you on that. 542 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,760 Thank you. 543 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,760 Okay, ladies, hold hands. 544 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,760 Close your eyes. 545 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,760 Okay. 546 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:30,760 And repeat after me. 547 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,760 No, I'm not doing this again. 548 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,760 Repeat after me. 549 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,760 Right. 550 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,760 What? 551 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,760 Dear Lord. 552 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,760 Dear Lord. 553 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,760 Of the underworld. 554 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760 What the underworld? 555 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,760 No, no, no, no. 556 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,760 What's that about? 557 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:41,760 Of the underworld. 558 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,760 Jesus, Theresa, what have you got unto after me? 559 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,760 Yeah, the one who said he's down in town. 560 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,760 What do you think is ridiculous that you've turned to Satanism after the passing of your 561 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,760 heart? 562 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,760 Why are we not going for Mother, Maiden and Crone? 563 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,760 I don't know. 564 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,760 I don't know. 565 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,760 I don't know. 566 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,760 I don't know. 567 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,720 Why are we not going for Mother, Maiden and Crone? 568 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,720 I don't understand. 569 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,720 Why have we moved away from the classics? 570 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,720 Right. 571 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720 You take a lead. 572 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,720 Go on. 573 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,720 You take a lead, Joe. 574 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,380 Mother, Maiden and Crone. 575 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,680 Mother, Maiden and Crone. 576 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,080 Come here to help thine own. 577 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,080 Come here to help thine own. 578 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,120 Your servants we serve. 579 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,260 Your servants we serve. 580 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:15,300 Bring down Patrick O'Hern. 581 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,320 Bring down Patrick O'Hern. 582 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:21,320 Or up in case we got it all wrong. 583 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,320 Or up in case we got it all wrong. 584 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,320 Porrik? 585 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,320 Oh fucker. 586 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,320 Oh he's here, I can feel them. 587 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,320 Sure you can, Chrisel. 588 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,320 Hello, Marjorie. 589 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,320 Oh bloody hell, I can smell you from here. 590 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,320 That is... 591 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,320 Oh fuck. 592 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,320 So you recognise my perfume there, do you, Porrik? 593 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,320 Oh fucking hell, I can smell it. 594 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,320 Isn't it true that you're the one who brought it for me? 595 00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,320 Aye. 596 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,320 Didn't know a ghost could smell. 597 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,320 Oh I'm so worried that I can smell it up to everything. 598 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,320 We're learning. 599 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,320 Porrik, Porrik, before we get into it... 600 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,320 Oh fuck, that is here. 601 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,320 Before we get into it, where on earth 602 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,320 did you leave Jason's birth certificate? 603 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,320 Because he's... 604 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,320 He's... he's applying... 605 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:28,320 He's applying for some gov.uk account 606 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,320 and he needs his birth certificate. 607 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,320 I can't find it for the live for me. 608 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,320 Jesus. 609 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,320 No, no, no, don't speak to your wife like that. 610 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,320 Exactly, no, no, no, that's an issue with you, Porrik. 611 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,320 You're so rude. 612 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,320 I'm in the church of all places, I won't have you speak like that. 613 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,320 Thank you, Porrik. 614 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,320 I don't like Jesus. 615 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,320 Oh fucking hell, I can smell your perfume there. 616 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,320 I knew it, I knew it, he was a bloody well. 617 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,320 Well, we knew that, Porrik. 618 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,320 Oh fucking hell, I can smell it. 619 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,320 I'm ready to move on from Porrik and maybe if anyone's interested, 620 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:08,320 bring down my wife and somebody floated the idea of getting possessed earlier 621 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,320 so they could have sex. 622 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,320 Who the fuck can send me away now? 623 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,320 Wait, no, no, no, well Deidre, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 624 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,320 Deidre, I'm sure you can, and we'll agree on this, 625 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,320 like we're having no orgies in the church. 626 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,320 No, no, not in the church. 627 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,320 No, not in the church. 628 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,320 You can do it like normal people in a car park. 629 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,320 No, it's not a place, no one's getting possessed, no one would do anything. 630 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,320 I mean the dovers could do it in the car park, we don't let them in the hall. 631 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,320 No, Marge, did you have the keys to the church car park? 632 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,320 Why do you need the keys? 633 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,320 Why could you? 634 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,320 Look, let's get rid of your... of your... 635 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,320 you know what, I'll say it, fucking ex-husband. 636 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,320 Wait, wait, yes. 637 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,320 Well, he's not my ex-husband. 638 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,320 He died, he's your ex-husband. 639 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,320 I'm not sure that's how it works. 640 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,320 It's till death, till death. 641 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,320 Till death do us part. 642 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,320 Yeah. 643 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,320 Well, now you're on... 644 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,320 Well, Joe will have sex with you. 645 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,320 Oh, Jesus. 646 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,320 No possession needed, you see? 647 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,320 Oh, Jesus. 648 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,320 You got this sorted. 649 00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:00,320 Be honest, I'd only if my wife possesses you, I'm just... 650 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,320 Well, I think we should give it a go. 651 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,320 Can I ask you a poor technical question? 652 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:11,320 If someone was to possess me, would I still possess an awareness, 653 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,320 even without full control of my body? 654 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,320 Great question. 655 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,320 Another good question. 656 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:21,320 I think it just makes it more awful that all my time would be in debt and in jail. 657 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,320 In jail. 658 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,320 Okay, yeah, let's do it. 659 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,320 That's sweet, that worked out perfectly. 660 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,320 All right, gonna need those keys to the car park. 661 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,320 Will, will, will, will. 662 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,320 No, no, let's get rid of him. 663 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,320 He's done his first useful thing in 25 years. 664 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,320 Did you just ask me about that chin? 665 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,320 Yeah, thank you. 666 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,320 I'll check the car sports and I'll call you if it's not there. 667 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,320 All right. 668 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,320 I'd also like to say the car parks open. 669 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,320 The keys are for locking the car park. 670 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,320 None of you need the keys. 671 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,320 Wait, well, I think with a car park you don't need keys to get in, 672 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,320 or I don't know why. 673 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,320 I think it's a fairly... 674 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,320 There's a gate too, I've been asked to lock that up. 675 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,320 There's a gate. 676 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,320 But you can lock it in between people. 677 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,320 Yeah, yeah, you can all leave. 678 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,320 No one's holding you hostage. 679 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,320 What if we got locked in? 680 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,320 No, that's the thing. 681 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,320 You're locked currently. 682 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,320 She wouldn't have locked me in between cars. 683 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,320 Anyway, it's also the car park, we can walk out. 684 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,320 Could you ask when you get... 685 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,320 What's your lovely wife's name? 686 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,320 Susan. 687 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,320 Will you ask Susan to come on up and she can come right into me? 688 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,320 I'll be fine. 689 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,320 I won't say I work. 690 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,320 Yeah, okay, I'll see what I can do. 691 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,320 As long as she's growing with it. 692 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,320 Good talk to you, Podrick. Bye. 693 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,320 Avenge me. 694 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,320 Oh. 695 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,320 Geo. 696 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,320 My big... 697 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,320 Susan, is that you? 698 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:53,320 Oh, I've been waiting for ten eternities for the afterlife. 699 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,320 Wait, wait. 700 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,320 What's our son's middle name? 701 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,320 I'm not getting tricked again. 702 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,320 By no demon. 703 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,320 You got me, you got me! 704 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,320 What about you, Susan? What do you like? 705 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,320 What do you bloody like? 706 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,320 Oh, God. 707 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:12,320 Well, I think we should probably move on with the seance 708 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,320 and probably try and do what we came here to do. 709 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,320 I just keep fucking demons. 710 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,320 Hope when they're my wife. 711 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,320 We've all been there. 712 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,320 Language. Language. 713 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,320 Okay, God, Jesus. 714 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,320 You do take things a bit too far sometimes. 715 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,320 Now, ladies, why did you want to do the seance in the first place? 716 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,320 Well, it's just a bit of crack, isn't it? 717 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,320 Like, I'm sorry. 718 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,320 Why are you asking these questions? 719 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,320 I don't really understand why do we do anything. 720 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,320 I don't really understand why you're being so panicky about it. 721 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,320 Fair enough. 722 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,320 Why do you stay in your house so much bergand hunt all the time? 723 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,320 Because bergand hunt's field class. 724 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,320 The questions just can't be answered. 725 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,320 That's classic. 726 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,320 You organize all these things, you do all these things, 727 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,320 and then someone comes along unhappy with it, 728 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,320 but won't do their own thing. 729 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,320 Right, I'm leaving. 730 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,320 I'm going to be in the car park if you don't mind. 731 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,320 Wait, wait, wait. 732 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,320 She said we didn't want you here in the first place, 733 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,320 and we made it well clear to you. 734 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,320 We did not want you here. 735 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,320 We did what you wanted, 736 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,320 and you're leaving without participating in the rest. 737 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,320 And carefully. 738 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,320 This is a community. 739 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,320 See you, ladies, and I'll see you for the meeting on Wednesday. 740 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,320 And remember, you're bringing the biscuits. 741 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,320 Oh, Jesus. 742 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,320 I don't know. 743 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,320 I'm absolutely sick of her. 744 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,320 You know what? 745 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,320 I'm so glad Tommy didn't come. 746 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,320 I'm so glad Tommy wasn't here. 747 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,320 Otherwise, we wouldn't have heard the end of it with them 748 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,320 and their illicit geriatric affair. 749 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,320 We would never have heard of it. 750 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,320 Well, I'm a lead to the sands now. 751 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,320 Oh, fuck. 752 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,320 Tommy, are you willing to get possessed by my late wife? 753 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,320 Oh, sure. 754 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,320 I'll give it a go. 755 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,320 I have nothing better to be doing in my life. 756 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,320 Great. 757 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,320 So I've been living under this bridge for about 20 years now. 758 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,320 And I, you know, I've seen a lot of things. 759 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,320 I've heard a lot of things. 760 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,320 But something else is bothering me. 761 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,320 But something happened last night. 762 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,320 There were these two women. 763 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,320 They were on the murder farm door. 764 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:23,320 They were just going along on a little hay ride, you know. 765 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,320 And I think they looked at the entity. 766 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,320 I think they did. 767 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,320 I've seen them. 768 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,320 I've seen them once, and I didn't look at them very long. 769 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,320 See his red eyes. 770 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,320 And they burn into your soul. 771 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,320 Burn! 772 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,320 And then you become the entity. 773 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,320 And it just grows and grows and grows. 774 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,320 And I've been living under this bridge, and I've been watching it grow. 775 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,320 And nobody believes me. 776 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:56,320 Now, what political party do you think would serve Dunbracken best at this moment in time? 777 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,320 I think Dunbracken needs total anarchy. 778 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,320 No government. 779 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,320 Please continue. 780 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,320 Yeah. 781 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,320 I think the government's always going to try to keep the entity growing. 782 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,320 And they're always going to feed it, no matter what party it is. 783 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,320 They're feeding the entity with tourism and all these people. 784 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,320 And I think we need anarchy. 785 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,320 And we need no government. 786 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:23,320 Go back to the time of pitchforks. 787 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:31,320 If you had to give yourself any advice to you from 10 years ago, your younger self, what would you say? 788 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:36,320 I'd say buy a house before the market crashes so you're not stuck under a bridge. 789 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,320 Thank you so much. 790 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,320 Yeah. 791 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,320 Welcome to the haunted water stones. 792 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:53,320 This used to be a mansion, but it's now been refurbished and the ghosts are still here. 793 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,320 Are you here for books or ghosts? 794 00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:03,320 I'm here to find out how J.R.R. Tolkien intended to end his book series, and unfortunately he is now dead. 795 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,320 So we only have three ghosts. 796 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,320 We don't have ghosts on demand. 797 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,320 We have three specific ghosts who lived here prior. 798 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,320 Richard? 799 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,320 No. 800 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,320 OK. 801 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,320 Sorry, I thought you meant Richard Pryor. 802 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,320 No, we don't have him. 803 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,320 It's just a murderer and two very horny ghosts. 804 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,320 Were they writers? 805 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,320 Not to my knowledge. 806 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,320 Oh, OK. 807 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,320 Apparently it's gotten more intense now that they can... 808 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:33,320 Without the walls and everything they can now see each other but they still can't touch each other. 809 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,320 Oh. 810 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,320 We're so close to it but it can't do nothing. 811 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,320 This is worse than what it was before. 812 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,320 And those books. 813 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,320 I missed whenever it was... 814 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,320 I never read Steinbeck. 815 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:50,320 I missed whenever our messages were being relayed to each other. 816 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,320 Distance was nice. 817 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,320 It was. 818 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,320 It really does make the heart grow fonder. 819 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,320 I'm gonna take the autobiography section. 820 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,320 I'm gonna go into histories. 821 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,320 Eh? 822 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,320 I'm still a real horny. 823 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,320 I'm trapped in the smut section. 824 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,320 Read some more! 825 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,320 I'll read some pages to you. 826 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,320 I'm really sorry for killing you still. 827 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,320 So I'll read some smut through the wall. 828 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,320 Oh, that's nice. 829 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:27,320 I can't find that book. 830 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,320 Laura Conlon, 831 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,320 Gerd Donley, 832 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,320 Connor Reddick, 833 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,320 Ciaran Sands, 834 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,320 Amelia Price, 835 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,320 Declan King, 836 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,320 Deirdre Linsky, 837 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,320 Bo McAfee, 838 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,320 and Kate Reiss. 839 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:17,320 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon, and you can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 840 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:23,320 Thank you for listening. We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.