1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,840 Um, what the hell? 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:09,560 Why are you standing in a bus when there's a seat empty next to me? 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,120 Look, we're going to be spending a lot of time together. 4 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,840 So I just every little distance helps. 5 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:19,280 We're going to get tired of each other so we can take a little break from each other. 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,640 It's a long weekend. 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,560 We could spend that much time talking to each other. 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,920 I mean, that's what 72 hours? 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,920 Yeah. 10 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:32,120 This is breaking what I anticipated, but this decision to stand and not sit beside you, 11 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,120 kind of be. 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,480 So if you don't mind, I'm going to look out the window. 13 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,480 Don't mind. 14 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:37,860 I just sort of feel isolated. 15 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,360 And you're still talking to me. 16 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,360 Yeah. 17 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,360 What's the point? 18 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,360 If we're not going to be talking. 19 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,360 Look, it's a 20 minute bus journey. 20 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,240 If we can just pretend that we don't know each other for 20 minutes and then, you know, 21 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:51,120 we can catch up after we get off the bus and be like, hey, did you notice that weird woman 22 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,120 in the front? 23 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,120 Sorry, ma'am. 24 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,120 She is pretty weird. 25 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,120 She is a bit worrying. 26 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,520 It's just, I don't know where her hair, pants and her jacket begin. 27 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,520 Yeah. 28 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,520 And now we've used up this conversation. 29 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,920 We can have another conversation. 30 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,160 I will be talking to this woman for an easy hour. 31 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,000 What if nothing different happens whenever we get off the bus? 32 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 I think it will. 33 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,080 I mean, that's a whole point of travel. 34 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,560 We get to experience new things. 35 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:17,960 Hi, would any of you like some fudge? 36 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:33,360 How come someone is sitting next to him, but not next to me? 37 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:45,100 Welcome. 38 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:52,440 Back to Dunbracken. 39 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,440 This is my friend, Tom. 40 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,920 How come you didn't offer me fudge? 41 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,880 I was saying, I was saying to anyone, you are part of that, Tom. 42 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,080 Would you like some fudge? 43 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,640 No, I only like it when my fingers get sticky. 44 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,960 I will take some fudge. 45 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,960 Oh, here you go. 46 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,960 You can have some fudge. 47 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:09,960 Oh, it's melted. 48 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,960 Can you? 49 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,960 It's wet. 50 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:12,960 It's not melted. 51 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,960 It's wet. 52 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,200 Can you put some of that fudge in my mouth? 53 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,200 Of course I will. 54 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,200 Here you go. 55 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,200 Well, that's what I was going to say. 56 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,200 Sorry, you're chomping your teeth. 57 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,200 You're not going to bite my fingers, are you? 58 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,400 Don't worry, I'm not that wet for Tom. 59 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,800 He has a problem with chewing. 60 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,280 Would you like to feed Tom? 61 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,280 He doesn't want to feed Tom. 62 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,400 See, that's what you friends are. 63 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,280 I don't want to feed Tom, but I don't like that you've asked me this. 64 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:41,840 What I was going to say when we get off the bus is the fact that this person didn't offer 65 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,360 his best friend some fudge. 66 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:49,160 And therefore that friction, that conflict gave them something to talk about. 67 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,600 And I'm saying that's why I'm not sitting beside you on this journey. 68 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,160 I made this fudge specifically for Tom, so I was going to have a rest. 69 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,160 Get over it. 70 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,160 I made it wet just for you. 71 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:02,160 Oh, this is too wet for me to eat, but I will feed it to Tom. 72 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,160 Because you and your wrist teeth. 73 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,160 Right down the gullet. 74 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,120 It just slid down into it. 75 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,120 It's viscous. 76 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,960 These teeth are like tic tacs. 77 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:17,240 So you were saying when you get off the bus, you'll be thinking about something. 78 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,640 But you'll be thinking about why didn't I feed Tom? 79 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,080 Well, you're going to get the fudge regardless. 80 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,880 Tom is always going to get my friend Tom some fudge. 81 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:25,880 I made it for him. 82 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,320 You had a chance to feed me though. 83 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,320 Yeah. 84 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,320 You don't like Tom? 85 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,320 What's wrong with Tom? 86 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,320 I don't know Tom. 87 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,320 Tom's your friend. 88 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Tom, my teacher. 89 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,320 What's wrong with Tom? 90 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,320 What's wrong with Tom? 91 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,320 It's his classic slogan. 92 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,320 I'm sorry. 93 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,320 You got an answer to it? 94 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,320 Not many people answer it. 95 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,320 So I was going to say, other than feeding you fudge, what am I missing out on? 96 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,320 All the answers are on the back. 97 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,320 See? 98 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:52,240 Oh, it's a bit smudged because I sweat. 99 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,720 It's very small writing. 100 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,720 There's a lot of things wrong with him. 101 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,360 Don't worry, I have a shirt too. 102 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,120 It's not incentivizing me to make another friend, honestly. 103 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,120 Wow. 104 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,120 Oh, okay. 105 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,320 I kind of want to get off the bus at the next stop now. 106 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,960 Well, that's where I live. 107 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,000 So you can do that and I'm going to stay on to our destination. 108 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,120 Party at Tom's house? 109 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,120 Fudge Fridays. 110 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,520 There's much more fudge. 111 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,200 I've made a mistake and I'm sorry. 112 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:24,800 Well, respect that I was right and don't continue to speak to me for the rest of the journey. 113 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,800 We can put some fudge in the freezer. 114 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,800 Party it up. 115 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:28,800 Oh. 116 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:33,200 I would just say to the ether, I'm sorry and I'll ignore you. 117 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,440 Not you, Tom. 118 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,440 I can't ignore you. 119 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,760 I need to look at you like an eclipse. 120 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:39,760 You're hurting my eyes. 121 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,320 We'll have slifter glasses to look at him directly. 122 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:48,160 The ether says thank you. 123 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,880 These glasses, oh, they're like those slideshow glasses. 124 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,040 It's just pictures of Tom. 125 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,520 It's just pictures of Tom. 126 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,720 It's more and more intense with every photo. 127 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,120 See how there wasn't that much writing on the back of the t-shirt, three and riff? 128 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,120 Yeah. 129 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,120 Oh yeah. 130 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,120 He's had a tough year. 131 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,640 He's had a full set of hair. 132 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:06,640 Full head of hair. 133 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,640 Not set of hair. 134 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,640 Yeah. 135 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,640 My doctor says I should start eating solids. 136 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,440 You just like the wet. 137 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,440 I like the wet. 138 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,440 Goes right down. 139 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,440 Sloppy. 140 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,440 Yeah. 141 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,680 Sometimes we get spaghetti bolognaise and just throw it to spaghetti. 142 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,680 Sloppy for Tom. 143 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,760 With my hands still feeling wet at some point. 144 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:31,160 If you stuck them in the freezer, that's the only way to get the residue of the fudge off. 145 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,200 It's like a desert and it cracks off. 146 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,200 Travel's scary. 147 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,360 Where's the one at my house? 148 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,360 Ugh. 149 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,600 There's a party at Tom's. 150 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,600 You guys go ahead. 151 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,600 Um. 152 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,600 We have plans. 153 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,600 Oh. 154 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,600 We. 155 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,600 Hey. 156 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:50,600 You seem to be having a good time. 157 00:05:50,600 --> 00:06:03,320 Hey, you seem like you need a lift. 158 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,320 I've got the spare room. 159 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,320 Oh. 160 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,320 You want to ride? 161 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,320 Um. 162 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,320 Yeah, go on. 163 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,320 Go on. 164 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,320 He looks friendly. 165 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,320 Do you have any ID? 166 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,320 Uh, yeah, of course. 167 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,320 Here you go. 168 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,320 Organ donor. 169 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,320 What's your date of birth? 170 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,320 My date of birth? 171 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,320 Yeah. 172 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,960 A third of May. 173 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,560 He's doing us a favor. 174 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,560 He looks friendly. 175 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,560 Check, sir. 176 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,560 Don't be so suspicious. 177 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,560 Oh, I don't like the look of this guy. 178 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,960 I don't like accepting lifts from anyone. 179 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:34,280 Well, if you guys feel uncomfortable taking a favor in exchange for nothing. 180 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,280 I actually need a plus one for a wedding. 181 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,280 Uh, I see. 182 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,280 See. 183 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,280 This guy's got an angle. 184 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,280 There's two of us. 185 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,280 Could we both go? 186 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,280 Um. 187 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,280 Do you need plus two? 188 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,280 Wow. 189 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,280 I have a good idea. 190 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:50,280 Wow, five minutes ago I was going stag, now I've got two offers. 191 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,840 Yeah, I think that's fine. 192 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:52,840 I'm sure someone's got that feeling. 193 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:53,840 It'll be good. 194 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:54,840 It'll be a good one. 195 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:58,720 I only have one spare tux in the back, but, uh, you know, if one of you gets a jacket, 196 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,200 one of you gets a shirt, I think that would work out. 197 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,920 You've got your black t-shirt, that would do. 198 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:02,920 Yeah. 199 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,920 I'm not so sure about this. 200 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:04,920 I think it'll be fine. 201 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,920 This guy offering us a wedding. 202 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,240 I'll drop you off afterwards. 203 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,240 He looks really friendly. 204 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,240 This is too good to be true. 205 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,240 It doesn't matter where you live. 206 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,240 I'll do it. 207 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,240 Go on. 208 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,240 It'll be fun. 209 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,000 What's the worst that could happen? 210 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,200 I've seen documentaries about this. 211 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,920 Well, that's like, you know, that's on TV. 212 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,920 It's not real life. 213 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,680 Yeah, like Wedding Crashers was a nightmare for all of us, but I think you two would be 214 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,680 very welcome. 215 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:29,680 Yeah, it'd be good. 216 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,680 Tell us, tell us about the wedding. 217 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,400 Who's getting married? 218 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,400 It's my brother. 219 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:41,400 He's getting married. 220 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:47,360 Jimmy, Jimmy, I got something to tell you. 221 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,360 All right. 222 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,360 What's going on? 223 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:54,280 Look, don't make too much of a big deal out of it, okay? 224 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,920 But got a new car. 225 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:02,720 The man told me that there's 17,000 horses in it. 226 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,000 17,000 horse? 227 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Horses. 228 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,200 I think, I think you might mean horsepower. 229 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,720 Aye, that's what he said, horsepower. 230 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,720 I'm like 17,000. 231 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,720 Whirr. 232 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,280 That's what I asked him. 233 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,640 He said in the engine. 234 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,360 I said, can I take it apart and see them? 235 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,680 And he was like, I wouldn't do that. 236 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:24,680 You're not trained. 237 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,680 No, no. 238 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:26,680 Yeah. 239 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:31,680 That's just like a measurement that they use for, for explaining the power of the engine. 240 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:32,680 I'm pretty sure it's. 241 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:36,600 Are they all on one, like bridle? 242 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,600 You mean? 243 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,920 They're in a big line, but they're tiny. 244 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,080 Davey, Davey, Davey, I've been looking at your car out there. 245 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,440 I don't see no horses, but I'm thinking, did he blend them? 246 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,280 That's the only way I can think he could have fit them in. 247 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,240 Blended the 17,000 of them. 248 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,240 Bob. 249 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,240 Yeah. 250 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,240 Bob, you're not believing this as well. 251 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,240 It's horsepower. 252 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,240 It's just a unit of measurement. 253 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,580 I was in the car on the way home. 254 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:02,120 If you heard that engine, it sounds a lot like 17,000 horses. 255 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,120 17,000 horses. 256 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,120 Nan. 257 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,120 Nan. 258 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,400 There's, there aren't 17,000 horses inside that engine. 259 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,400 I swear I put my foot down and I hear a growl coming from it. 260 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,460 Could have been the ghost of all the blended horses. 261 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,040 What kind of horses growl? 262 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,040 Well I don't know what 17,000. 263 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,040 Once they're about to die. 264 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,320 Jesus, if I was about to be blended, I'd be groaning away. 265 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,920 If there's 17,000 horses in there and they're all going at once, how do you know it doesn't 266 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:25,920 sound like a growl? 267 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:26,920 That's true. 268 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:30,880 And like, there aren't horses small enough to fit into an engine that size. 269 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:35,320 You cross breed a Shetland pony with a smaller Shetland pony. 270 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,320 And we work our way back. 271 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,480 You think that that's what they're doing down at the car dealership? 272 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,980 They're breeding tiny horses. 273 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:43,980 Sports cars. 274 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,980 Sports horses. 275 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:45,980 Sports horses. 276 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:46,980 Sports horses. 277 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,760 You can't put muscle on a thoroughbred. 278 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,840 I don't know enough about thoroughbreds to dispute that. 279 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,920 Look, you can go down to the mechanics. 280 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,200 They'll be qualified to take the car apart and they can, they can let you know. 281 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,200 No, screw that. 282 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200 Go down to the racetrack. 283 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,200 Put your horses in. 284 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,200 Put your horses in the race. 285 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,600 I can put the horses in. 286 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,600 I'll bet on you. 287 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,600 Aye, no you don't. 288 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,600 You can't. 289 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,600 No, you can't. 290 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,600 I can though. 291 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,600 There's only like 24 in a race. 292 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,640 I can't add 17,000 to the race. 293 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,640 They're not aligned. 294 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,240 I mean, it's pretty much a fix. 295 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,240 Have you seen the speed of it? 296 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,880 And the way it just drives over all those other horses. 297 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:21,880 A car can go. 298 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,240 Wait, you've been driving over horses. 299 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,320 That horse and car didn't stand a chance on the way home. 300 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,320 Jesus Christ. 301 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,120 There's now 17,000 in two. 302 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,000 I thought, I felt like a gladiator. 303 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Oh my God. 304 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,600 Inside going about on a chariot. 305 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,040 Except the chariot with my Ford. 306 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,040 I can see it. 307 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,720 There's still a, there's a horse in your bonnet. 308 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,720 That's just one though. 309 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,720 That's just one. 310 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,720 Oh my. 311 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,720 It's still alive. 312 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,720 Fuck. 313 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,720 Oh, if somebody needs to call the vet. 314 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,120 Wait, there's, wait, wait. 315 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:52,560 If I stick it in the boot, that's 17,001. 316 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:53,760 Lego even faster now. 317 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,760 Oh Jesus. 318 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,280 I don't know if I can take it. 319 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,840 Yeah, you should see it on the road. 320 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,360 Like it's unreal. 321 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,360 Purring to a dust. 322 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,360 Purring. 323 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,640 You know, the groaning and the naan. 324 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,720 Are you sure there's no cats involved then? 325 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,320 They didn't mention that, but. 326 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,040 There was one time a cat crawled up. 327 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,000 You only got the car yesterday. 328 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,120 And we've been driving ever since. 329 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,120 Yeah. 330 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,120 Yep. 331 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,720 Well that's what the man tells me anyway. 332 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,760 17,000 horses in it. 333 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:19,760 1200. 334 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,760 Not bad. 335 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,760 Is that it? 336 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,760 1200. 337 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,760 1200. 338 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,760 That's a steam. 339 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,760 And 37,000 miles. 340 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,760 It's pretty good. 341 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,560 If you divide that by the horses, that's at least a thousand a horse. 342 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,560 Yeah, they're barely round. 343 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,920 A hundred a horse, I suppose. 344 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,920 They've barely gone a bit. 345 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,920 They've barely run. 346 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,240 There's plenty still in them. 347 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,720 There's not plenty still in that one that's stuck in the bonnet? 348 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:43,040 No, it's not for this life. 349 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,040 Don't worry. 350 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,040 Don't worry, boy. 351 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,040 You're going to be a ghost in the car soon. 352 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,800 Yes, that's right. 353 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,400 He was fast, but I was faster. 354 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,400 That's all I know. 355 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,120 You were by a factor of 17,000 times faster. 356 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,120 17,000 times. 357 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:03,200 And like I drove past, there was two boys on a wee horse and cart. 358 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,280 There was only one horse. 359 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:12,520 So I wind down the window on the way by and I said, that's 16,999 more than you. 360 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,160 I gave him a finger and just drove off. 361 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,960 You're an awful, you're a cruel man. 362 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,960 You're a cruel man. 363 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:19,960 This poor wee lad's been here for the one horse. 364 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,960 Well, to be fair, they were being robbed. 365 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,960 So we could have done worse. 366 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,960 It was awkward at the traffic like them. 367 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,400 And they also came by. 368 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:30,680 And then they said, well, because it's not a car and we're a horse and cart, we don't 369 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,520 actually need to obey the rules of the road. 370 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,520 And they went on. 371 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:37,800 So, smashed by a lorry. 372 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,360 Completely crushed. 373 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,600 So I was happy. 374 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,600 You were happy. 375 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:47,360 That lorry, that lorry is one horsepower now. 376 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:57,280 Namaste, welcome to the fair trade market today. 377 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,320 I've got lots of beauty products. 378 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:05,080 We've got some woodlouse toothpaste and I've got some ant shampoo. 379 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,960 Is there anything that you like to look off and I'll explain it to you. 380 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:13,080 Is this shampoo for ants or is it shampoo of ants or shampoo by ants? 381 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,080 Don't entertain her. 382 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,080 Well, I'm just interested in the shampoo. 383 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,080 Okay. 384 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:21,080 The shampoo is actually made from ants, but don't worry. 385 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,880 No ants were harmed in the making of the shampoo. 386 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:28,840 It was all bodies of ants that were already deceased and we were just repurposing them 387 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,600 for the sake of beauty and natural awareness. 388 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,600 That's so lovely. 389 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:38,760 Did they like leave their bodies almost like an organ donor card, but like for shampoo? 390 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,760 Is that how it works? 391 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,120 Were they roadkill ants? 392 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,160 Some of them may have been roadkill ants. 393 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,000 I don't actually collect the ants myself. 394 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,600 They're supplied by a supplier that I will not name. 395 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:54,560 I like to think that in my meditations, Gaia actually spoke to me and told me that they 396 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,040 were organ donated ants. 397 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,400 They'd given up their bodies for our beauty. 398 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,760 God, nature is so beautiful. 399 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,600 It's just so great that they can provide for us like that. 400 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,600 This is amazing. 401 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,600 Yes. 402 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,600 Yeah. 403 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,600 100%. 404 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,600 What does it smell like? 405 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,600 Well, there's a sample there. 406 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600 You can, you can work away. 407 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600 Are you okay? 408 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,600 I shouldn't have told you. 409 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,600 Are you okay? 410 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,600 I shouldn't have smelled it. 411 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,600 Oh, are you allergic to ants? 412 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,080 You know, I've never been tested. 413 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,040 Well, I actually actually do some allergy testings. 414 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,960 If you want, I can, I can do a reading on you. 415 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,000 Can I see your palms, please? 416 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Sure. 417 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Go ahead. 418 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,800 Well, is it bad? 419 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:37,120 Your grasshopper groove is quite deep, which would lead me to believe that you are actually 420 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:43,840 allergic to ants and also that you might not have much time left on this realm. 421 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,520 I just came to the market because the library was closed today. 422 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,560 I didn't know that I was going to be virtual. 423 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,560 My dad. 424 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560 Namaste, Martha. 425 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:57,840 I've flooded a few more ant hills for you. 426 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,840 So where'd you? 427 00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,840 Martin, Martin. 428 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,840 Huh? 429 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,840 Sorry. 430 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,840 Namaste. 431 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,840 Yes. 432 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,840 Good seeing you. 433 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,840 Just. 434 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,840 Oh, why would you like? 435 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,840 I'm burning an anthill. 436 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:12,880 And it didn't go as well as the flooding of the anthill. 437 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:17,720 So I think that's going to be my new technique because you lose about 20 percent of them. 438 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,720 So Martin, just just. 439 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,720 Martin. 440 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,720 That's OK. 441 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,560 The ants that had already been dead died in the sun. 442 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,440 It was really sunny last week, wasn't it, Martin? 443 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,440 Yes. 444 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,940 So you were just cleaning them out with the water. 445 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:32,840 So cleaning them out with the water, but also drowning and suffocating them, I guess. 446 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,280 Martin, if you just found out that you're going to die soon, how would you react to 447 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,280 that? 448 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:42,560 I'd buy six lottery tickets and give them to each of my family members and say whoever 449 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,640 gets the most money is the one that I love. 450 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,520 I know how you're going to spend my Tuesday now. 451 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:50,400 Are you sure you wouldn't invest in some lovely woodlice shampoo? 452 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,840 Really treat your hair and your follicles for the remaining three weeks? 453 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:59,680 Well, actually, because there's healing properties of woodlice, so it would actually counteract 454 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,680 your grasshopper. 455 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,840 I tell you, that would be very good because the shampoo I got from you last week has been 456 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,480 real itchy, so if I could try that and then get like... 457 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:14,760 That's the actual, that's the natural woodlice ingredients activating your scalp chakra, 458 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,760 and that's intended. 459 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaking of the woodlice, I poisoned a tree and I've got... 460 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880 Martin, no. 461 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880 I don't know what they are. 462 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,880 I think they're beetles. 463 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,880 The beetles? 464 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:25,880 They're hairy. 465 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,880 They had a load of nuts. 466 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:27,880 Yes, Martin. 467 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,600 No, you can leave those in the back. 468 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,600 Yeah, we'll get to those. 469 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,600 Can I have the nuts? 470 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600 I ate three of them already. 471 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,600 You can have the nuts, yes. 472 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,840 The health is so good, I think the nuts were poisoned. 473 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:41,000 I'm just thinking, what do you think you'll do with your body when you're done with it? 474 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,120 Like, I'm just kind of thinking about the ants and it's just nice that there's like 475 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,760 a cycle, you know? 476 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,240 Like just whenever you're done. 477 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,400 Should I, should I donate it to soap? 478 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,920 Would you do something like that, would you? 479 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:57,360 I mean, we wouldn't normally work with human donations, but... 480 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,000 Here's my card. 481 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,760 I could come to your house and flood it. 482 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,040 I will burn it down because then I'll lose 20% of you. 483 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,280 Have you had any success with that lotto thing? 484 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280 What? 485 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:12,360 Have you known anyone who had success with that lotto thing that you said about dying? 486 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:17,320 No, it's a thing that I would like to do and it feels unauthentic if someone else did 487 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,320 it then. 488 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:23,820 You know, that's just me personally saying how I would go to the grave with a psychological 489 00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,920 trick against my family. 490 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920 But I'm only 14. 491 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,920 Martin, will you come with me to the shop to buy my six lotto tickets? 492 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,800 Hell, make it seven. 493 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,240 No, I'm only 14. 494 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:41,200 My mommy says I come here, say namaste, hand off all these murdered animals and then leave 495 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200 again. 496 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:46,080 They donated animals, they donated animals. 497 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,160 And also you needn't worry about dying soon. 498 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:55,680 If you actually start your scalp treatment today with some of this woodlice shampoo, 499 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,720 it may actually counteract the... 500 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,840 I literally can't use it because it would make me throw up. 501 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,320 Smell of it is so bad. 502 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,720 After a while, you'll not throw up as much. 503 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,320 I would rather die. 504 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,800 Rebecca, I'm gonna go buy some lottery tickets. 505 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,720 I wish you good luck in the arts. 506 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,720 Namaste. 507 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,720 Namaste. 508 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,640 I'm gonna stay here and get some of this shampoo. 509 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:22,160 Have a good, like, last few days or whatever it is, you know? 510 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,160 It's been good. 511 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:27,400 This thing goes about three weeks, so I might see you for coffee, but like, let's just say 512 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,000 goodbye now just in case. 513 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah, sure. 514 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,400 If you're still kicking, give me a shout. 515 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Sure, yeah. 516 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400 I mean, alright. 517 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,960 I'll maybe see you around. 518 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,960 Yeah, yeah. 519 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:41,280 See you at the wake. 520 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,280 Here's that dog you wanted. 521 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,280 Thank you, Martin. 522 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,280 Namaste. 523 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:56,240 And if anyone has any reason they would like to object... 524 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,160 Go on, this is your chance. 525 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,920 Just say what I told you to say. 526 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,680 Just do it. 527 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,680 Just do it now. 528 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,680 Please. 529 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,680 No, don't. 530 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,680 No, don't do the wedding. 531 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,680 Let me go, Maury. 532 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,680 Wedding knots, no. 533 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,680 I object. 534 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,680 Oh wow, multiple people. 535 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,680 This must be a bad wedding. 536 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,680 Yeah, we're intervening of our own accord. 537 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,120 We're not being forced to say stop the wedding. 538 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,520 I just think they're a bad match. 539 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,520 Yeah, yeah, apparently. 540 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,520 I'm not sure. 541 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,520 I'm not sure. 542 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,520 I'm not sure. 543 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,520 I'm not sure. 544 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,520 I'm not sure. 545 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,520 I'm not sure. 546 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,520 I'm not sure. 547 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520 I'm not sure. 548 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,520 I'm not sure. 549 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,520 I'm not sure. 550 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,520 I'm not sure. 551 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,520 I'm not sure. 552 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,520 Apparently they are. 553 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,520 Yeah, I agree. 554 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,520 It's a couple which would like to take this into consideration. 555 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,520 Freddie, what the hell? 556 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:37,080 Are you just trying to ruin this wedding? 557 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,080 It's not my objection. 558 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,400 What are you looking at me for? 559 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,280 You brought those people here with you. 560 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:45,540 And I said what a lovely couple you are and Dave came to this conclusion on their own. 561 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:49,600 Yeah, yeah, we were not being forced to say this at all. 562 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,920 I mean, just like, you know, just no stop. 563 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,280 What did he offer you? 564 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280 Was it a lift? 565 00:19:55,280 --> 00:20:01,760 offer we didn't get offered it it was it did he offer you a lift oh no is this 566 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,720 because you don't have a driver's license this is about you don't have a 567 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,600 driver's license it's about you coming in and not letting me marry my husband 568 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:13,200 you can get married have you you had I'm just saying those two came to a 569 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,840 conclusion by themselves this has nothing to do with my driver's license 570 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,840 we are over Barry we've been over for seven years 571 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:26,400 wait ever since ever since that Christmas family Christmas and you got a 572 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,200 bigger present than I did we been over we haven't talked to each other I know 573 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:36,960 but all I'm saying is thanks for the invite I didn't ruin your wedding those 574 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:43,560 two did so stop getting an eye on me no we tell mom I came and I behaved we just 575 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:47,520 had to we just had to clear our consciences no you don't 576 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:56,840 hold on they objected no this isn't a real objection we can keep getting 577 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,320 married I feel like we're not being taken seriously yeah you see you've 578 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,800 embarrassed me in front of my guests yeah we like we stood up we put our 579 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,040 heads above the parapet I mean I'm happy they still get married to you as long as 580 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:12,440 yeah I'm ignored I mean we shouldn't we shouldn't have come can you just leave 581 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:17,160 could you just leave oh there I'm giving them a lift home so they can't leave you 582 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:23,680 until I leave here for you and your happiest day of your life is it your 583 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,880 brother objecting or his two friends I'm very confused but my brother friends if 584 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:32,800 he's my brother I guess they're his hitchhikers why do you assume all my 585 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:37,680 friends are hitchhikers you have a track record you've not had any proper friends 586 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,320 you go around loading your driver's license feeling oh look at me I can 587 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:50,080 drive please come into my car come to a wedding come to my grandma's funeral it 588 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,880 was poor attendance I was just trying to fill the seats why don't you want me to 589 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:58,320 marry your brother again not me it's those two and why do you ask if you're 590 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,760 not gonna take the objection seriously it's a thing that they have to do you 591 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,600 know what is this the kind of man you want to marry the one that doesn't 592 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,600 listen to one that asks you questions and then ignores your answer the 593 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,960 objection is for we are allowed to be objected to but we still have the 594 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:16,840 ultimate executive decision yes correct 595 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:22,720 yep all I'm saying is he quite clearly didn't listen to anyone you know what 596 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,280 you're sometimes too generous and I'm worried that you're gonna get trampled 597 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:32,640 over this is my objection now are you just worried about me yeah oh I think you 598 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:37,320 should cancel the wedding why what have I done to you you've ignored my friends 599 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,520 and embarrassed me in front of them I've never really thought about it like this 600 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:47,200 yeah I did yeah you should break up why would I tread all over you I think I 601 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,200 think you've been treading all over me this whole time what by letting you 602 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:54,080 choose everything yeah Wow you should really you didn't have a single bit of 603 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:58,360 input it's like you don't even care about me you're a wedding organizer it 604 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:02,880 doesn't matter you know you're important too you could have had at any moment you 605 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:07,480 could have stepped in and said I want these flowers I want this I thought that 606 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:14,760 happy so I was like well this is great he's happy I don't care I knew that this 607 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:22,400 was that's why I organized everything other than the wedding I don't want to 608 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,600 do work all the time you're right I should have you should have I should 609 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,260 have considered that it is your job but maybe this one time we should have 610 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:36,240 organized together or let someone else wedding planner and you think I plan all 611 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,560 of the best weddings you think I want to have a good wedding like the rest of 612 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:44,340 them you deserve the best and you are the best so how can how could I give you 613 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:49,480 someone that was lesser than you and if that's trampling maybe your brother's 614 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:54,680 right look we're in over our heads can anyone give us a lift just down the 10 615 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,200 minutes drive yeah you're just thinking that you've just made us feel really 616 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:02,480 awkward and I'm not what you two have done I'm gonna leave now because of 617 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:07,000 your two's behavior it's an embarrassment I'm sorry about this guy 618 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,760 oh that's come on it's not for you to have a lift no yeah yeah no I'm good 619 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:18,600 don't worry no you've been you've been great my driver's license also party why do you have 620 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:24,200 to let your mom know that he was good is she not here I don't I don't keep track 621 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:29,280 I didn't but she just wanted a woman she's just she was very insistent that I 622 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,680 come and I try and patch things up and I think I did a good job 623 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:40,040 is that the woman you waved at when you drove past on the way here no no no 624 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:46,200 no that's my sister oh I'm gonna tell her you said that 625 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:54,560 Teddy yeah I I don't think I can do this why it's just not right gave you so many 626 00:24:54,560 --> 00:25:01,920 reasons just listen for once I I don't even think it's about you I think it's 627 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,640 me I'm forever gonna be beheld into my family 628 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:12,640 burden your brother yes the family burden wait you haven't told me you 629 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:19,600 haven't talked to him in seven years it you don't listen I said a Christmas seven 630 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,320 years ago yeah seven there's a videographer here somewhere I'm gonna 631 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:29,520 talk that Christmas fuck that's right and so you're gonna take the word of a 632 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:36,280 strange stranger I just what's you know say we get married and say we stay 633 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:42,080 together and okay and we come another seven years down the line and Barry 634 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:46,760 shows up again with more hitchhikers probably listening to your brother and 635 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,800 his hitchhikers every once a seven years you'll just ignore those objections like 636 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:55,920 you have this time but no my brother listens you back off for my brother oh 637 00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:00,680 look what he's done to me why have you two been estranged you got a bigger 638 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:06,200 present that Christmas and I was huge it kept mentioning it so I got my driver's 639 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,400 license and he don't like that I can't drive you know that Teddy I've been 640 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,320 driving you everywhere for years driving us crazy that's what you've been doing 641 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:17,960 I haven't seen you ever it's the first time we're meeting and it's been 642 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:22,800 insufferable this priest said one word and you just jumped up with your friend 643 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:28,280 was my friends who did that independently of me and you know what you 644 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,400 don't need to have that part in it the priest has to have it it's thought it's 645 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,240 the word of God he has to keep it in 646 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,560 it seems pointless though because I mean we did object and we were completely 647 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:43,480 ignored we were just shot down and no the objection is there to allow a chance 648 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,960 for anyone to object it doesn't mean that if there's an objection it has to 649 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:54,120 stop I've objected I was just wondering is there still gonna be cake I mean I'm 650 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,800 happy to grab something go I mean no I was thinking specific right there we can 651 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:02,280 just look at a slice Teddy we're not gonna get married but we have a 652 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,880 booked out this whole venue so I'm thinking we stick around we have the 653 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:12,640 party and then we go our separate ways afterwards if you need a lift Barry I 654 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:33,000 might I've got a great number for tax company don't tell him I said you back 655 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:38,800 to Dunbracken is created produced and edited by Colin McVeigh for more 656 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:45,920 podcast you can follow us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram this episode featured 657 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:53,880 Patrick Meyer or a conlan jordon Lee Eddie Goodwin Cairnsands David McCauley 658 00:27:53,880 --> 00:28:01,480 Owen Fox and James Fulton the opening and closing music was created by Connor 659 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:08,760 Mallon and you can check out his entire album unearthed on Spotify now thank you 660 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,000 for listening we look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very 661 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:31,820 soon