1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,960 Hello, I'm going to try and keep this as short and sweet as possible. This is Conleth, I'm 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:14,080 the creator of Dunbracken, will not keep you long. This week I've been very busy being 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:18,660 on holiday and just didn't have time to make a new episode. I had a load in the backlog 4 00:00:18,660 --> 00:00:24,280 but being on holiday for the past month I have run through those. So you're getting 5 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:29,480 something that's not quite an official episode. This is non-canon but still a lot a lot of 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:36,200 fun. It's the same shit you're used to. This is actually the very first recording that 7 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:40,640 we ever made for this show and we were trying to work out what it was. It's really really 8 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,840 funny. Just the audio still wasn't quite there. So while we were knocking it out of the park 9 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:52,000 the audio wasn't quite there so I never wanted to release it as part of the actual episode. 10 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:58,240 It features Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, Jared Donnelly and myself. Then secondly, we're 11 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:02,200 coming up to the end of the second season. There will be 22 episodes in this season, 12 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:07,320 one more than the last. Because we always outdo ourselves. In October we're going to 13 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,620 be doing a little bit different. I've been writing a little narrative thing that's going 14 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:15,720 on in the town and we'll be putting out every week in October. There's a little mini series, 15 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:20,320 a true crime mini series throughout the town. Something a little bit different, a little 16 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:27,400 bit spookier for Halloween. You will find out about that on the first Tuesday of October. 17 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:36,000 And lastly, some amazing news that we can finally share. So the improv team that I'm 18 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:42,100 a part of and have been part of many of the Dumbraken episodes, Turnstile, we are performing 19 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:49,080 in Dublin in November at ImprovFest Ireland. Which, as you may have guessed, is an improv 20 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:55,460 festival in Ireland. We'll be performing on Wednesday the 13th of November and what's 21 00:01:55,460 --> 00:02:00,820 even cooler than just performing at the festival, we're opening the whole goddamn thing. Which 22 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:06,640 is awesome. And if you listen to Dumbraken and are going to that to Dublin in November, 23 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:32,000 let us know. Anyway, enjoy this montage that involves trains, mattresses and love. 24 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:37,880 Find it weird that they built the train tracks, but they never brought a train through. Yeah, 25 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:42,600 I thought they just were giving us the option, you know, like the tracks are there. If you 26 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:47,660 ever want to make a train to go on the tracks and there you go, you've got the infrastructure, 27 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:52,040 but I've already got a day job. I can't just make a train. I feel like you guys are building 28 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,680 my job, which is stop children going on the tracks. You're not very good at that though. 29 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:02,280 Tracks are dangerous. Trains come up so quickly you can barely hear. A train has never come 30 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,680 through to Dumbraken. But I would agree with that statement. Trains can't sneak up on you. 31 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:10,480 Look, I'm not saying the trains can't sneak up on you. That's not what I'm saying, guys. 32 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:17,560 We all know the deadly toll that a train can take. Hey, can I check your guys' tickets, 33 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:24,600 please? I've got my staff ID. No, tickets for the train. Oh, do I need a ticket as well? 34 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:30,080 I'm so sorry. I thought this was a novelty, but I do have one. I didn't know that it was. 35 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:35,440 Here you go. Here's you building my job again. I just thought because he sold them in the 36 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:41,440 town hall on the day of it, but I, you know, it's been like a good six weeks now. But you 37 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,320 have a ticket. Yeah, I bought one of the grand openings six weeks ago. I'm grateful for it. 38 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:51,160 What about you two? I have a child's ticket. Which child? To be fair, we are recently 18, 39 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:56,120 so the child's ticket was bought six weeks ago when he was still 17. So that still still 40 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:02,080 counts. I fought as part of the staff. I wouldn't need a ticket. Do you have a ticket? I don't 41 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:06,400 I don't travel in the train, so just check. I don't get on the train either. I just know 42 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:11,440 people getting near it when it's in motion. Yeah. How do you get to your spot? Jim, no 43 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:16,680 one ever get the train there. No, there's never a train. I feel like you're building 44 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,640 your job. You're doing a great job. There isn't a train now. It doesn't mean you don't 45 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:25,120 need tickets. They come up so quickly. Yes, exactly. Do you know how much I hear this 46 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:30,240 as an excuse? Oh, there isn't a train. Why would I need a ticket? I'm very sorry. I will. 47 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,600 You let me do my job today and then tomorrow I will get to season. Will I let you do your 48 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:40,520 job today? I will get to see. Don't patronize me. I'm sorry. Just because I'm a glorified 49 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:45,400 hole punch. Jim, it did feel like you were bludgeoning her job. Just I save lives and 50 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:52,200 she does admin. Admin is important. Admin. Thank you. Admin saves lives too, though, 51 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:57,800 Jim. Yeah. I don't want to be critical, but I feel like he usually punched a ticket when 52 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:02,400 they're getting on the train. There's no train. I just need to. I just yeah. I just need to 53 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:09,320 check. I can hear that tone and I'm sorry if I. Yeah, you did hurt me. I think I'm just 54 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:13,920 passing on aggression. I think he was talking about my tone actually. Jim, just because 55 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:19,000 you're a year older than us, you think you can just say what our tones are all the time? 56 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:24,560 You guys are going to understand because that kicked me out as soon as they turned 18 and 57 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:29,920 you guys don't notice yet, but as soon as you go back, those locks are going to be changed. 58 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:34,960 Really? 100 percent. But we just turned 18 yesterday, but we spent the whole day with 59 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:40,440 you. You saying that? That's going to. I mean, that's what he did with me. I don't see why 60 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:45,000 he would treat you two differently. We're twins. Are there any other jobs going to keep 61 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,120 kids off the tracks? I think it's something I could do. It's not up to me. It's not my 62 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:56,000 job to give. Do you want to print the tickets? No, I just called dad and it was a blocked 63 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,800 number. Oh, you have his number. Don't implicate me in your family, Jim. I just I thought I 64 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:08,080 did, but it says the number is no longer available. Yeah, I think I know before we left, he took 65 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:12,920 my phone off me and it looks like he's deleted his number off my phone. Cool, because I was 66 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:16,080 actually planning on doing that anyway. Once I turned 18. So you were going to get rid 67 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:20,400 of that was going to happen. I also don't have your father's number. Sounds like you 68 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:27,520 know. No, I don't know him. Sounds like you do. Jeremy McLean. Best in the game. So mattresses, 69 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,960 you know, the mattress. Well, legally, he is not allowed to be called the mattress king. 70 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:38,360 Well, after town, consider some mattress king after telling the mattress prime minister. 71 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:52,160 Yeah, it's it's been a long debate. 72 00:06:52,160 --> 00:07:01,200 Jeremy McLean. Best in the game. I'm here on mattress talk hour to talk about mattresses. 73 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:08,120 We appear to have no callers on the line just yet. But if my sons do hear this broadcast, 74 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:16,840 please do not call in. Do not call in. I have left mattresses outside the house for you. 75 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:22,960 That is the only gift I will give you. My father did something similar to me grow up. 76 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:32,760 Oh, Jeremy, call in line one. Kill the line. I don't want to speak to them. I haven't 77 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:37,200 screened it. I don't know if it's your son. Hey, is that Jeremy? Should I have the mattress 78 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:41,760 prime minister? I accepted the call. I hit the wrong button. Hey there, I was wondering 79 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:47,960 if I had a king size bed and I tried to put a queen size mattress, but then also a single 80 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:54,000 bed. Would that be OK? Jeremy, do you need me to get this man off the line? I got this. 81 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:59,160 Look, just repeat your question for me. So I have a king size bed, but I got a four. 82 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:05,000 OK, that's the problem. Only I have the king size bed. What about your prime minister line? 83 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:12,280 Can I have one of them? Want a position? No, I want a mattress, Jeremy. This isn't that 84 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:17,440 kind of show. It was a trick question. I was told. Please don't. The outford said buy your 85 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:21,080 mattress. Please don't waste Mr. McLean's time. The position you should want is to be 86 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:33,440 lying down on a mattress. You obviously don't want it that much. So we have a new line of 87 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:41,840 mattresses coming in soon. They are very aerated mattresses. When you sit down, you can hear 88 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:57,920 them wheeze. Hey, hey, baby, just got a new mattress from the mattress king out there. 89 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:03,120 That's pretty excited. This is OK. OK, I know this is still like the honeymoon period, but 90 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:11,400 before we do, I just like to say that he's the mattress prime minister. Oh, no, no. What's 91 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:18,840 the size mattress that you get? The king size. Oh, is that compatible with my MP bed frame? 92 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:23,160 I was. What is my. You're going to love this. We're going to break both of them. Don't worry 93 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:31,520 about it. It's going to be great. Oh, you know what you just go through the sliding 94 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:39,800 door. You ordered it. You could you could help us out here. What's your full title? 95 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:46,920 Here's McLean. Best in the game mattress prime minister. Thank you. Thank you. Do you change 96 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:53,200 that? Was it always prime minister? It was given to me. He voted for it. When? I keep 97 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:57,400 telling you, you need to be more involved in politics. It's so hard to keep up with 98 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:02,120 who's the prime minister and who's the king. Look, can I have the bed? They won't be any 99 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:10,040 more kings. His sons are failures. What's your name? Me? Yeah. Just want to check I 100 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:17,200 got the right one for the order. Carl Richard. Hi, Carl. It seems there's been a mistake. 101 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:22,800 You ordered the you ordered the king size. Sorry. I think it's been a second mistake. 102 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:29,680 I thought we were going to hyphenate our name. Wilson Richard. Yes. Sorry. It's Carl Wilson. 103 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:35,440 I've given you a significant look like a fool. You make yourself look like a fool. I've given 104 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:42,640 you a significantly smaller mattress. It's not a king size because only I'm allowed to 105 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,600 sleep on a king size. I don't really care what size it is because she's going to be 106 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:53,040 breaking it in alone tonight. Is it suitable for a child? Don't don't bring them problems 107 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,760 in front of the prime minister. You brought them up when you had to just correct me. You 108 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:03,680 couldn't have just let it slide. I waited until afterwards. I just I didn't feel respected. 109 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:08,560 It's not that I don't respect you. No, I just it's a new thing. I forget that it's hyphenated. 110 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:11,840 You know, I'll get there eventually. It's just why can't you wait for me to get there 111 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:18,080 on my own? Jesus Christ. What's wrong with you people? What's wrong with you people? 112 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:24,040 You can you not solve this in your own time? I'm a busy man. We're in our own house. Prime 113 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:28,320 minister. This is our own time. Thank you, honey, for giving him only a better title. 114 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:33,880 I do appreciate that. I'm trying. Look, I'm going to leave this infant sized mattress 115 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:39,960 here for you. Hope things work out a bit better. I'm an infant size. I thought it was for a 116 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:45,120 king. No, you're not getting the king only I can get the king. So I got you a significantly 117 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:51,120 smaller one. One for a child. What do you say? We keep it because maybe we need it in the 118 00:11:51,120 --> 00:12:03,920 near future. You think so? I really think so. Mr. And Mrs. Rigid Wilson. So is this 119 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:09,440 actually it's Wilson rigid. Well done, honey. You're welcome, honey. Sorry. I don't know 120 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,760 which of you filled out the paperwork here. I'm just reading what's in front of me. Oh, 121 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:18,160 it was maybe me then. I'm sorry. Sorry, you corrected yourself. So Mr. And Mrs. Wilson 122 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:25,320 rigid. Yes. OK, sorry. Sorry about that, doctor. So is this your first time doing couples therapy? 123 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:32,360 It's my first time with him. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. That's why I recommended 124 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:40,720 you normally start with that Wilson. Yes, of course. Of course. Normally I would start 125 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:48,120 with how did you meet, you know, very basic and your waiting room doctor. We did. We had 126 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:54,080 a delivery man. Really? Yes. I was a delivery man to my office. Yeah. I do not remember 127 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:58,960 you. That's fine. I probably never. We never. I don't really remember you that much either. 128 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:07,000 You dyed your hair. It's blue now. Very alternative. Used to be blonde tonight's blue. God, I remember 129 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:12,400 you. You really went through it. I suggested that. I said, you know, it'd be cool. Blue 130 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:19,080 hair. I thought I can do it with his support. All right. I think you guys don't need me. 131 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,920 We're looking to have a baby doctor. Oh, and I feel like last time I came here and it's 132 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:27,720 so well that I thought maybe you could give some more advice. It ended well and you have 133 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,560 an affair. No, no, no. I did break up with him before we started seeing each other. Not 134 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:38,600 me. She broke up with her last boy. Yes. Oh, yeah. So you had the affair. No, the start 135 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:43,480 of this relationship. No, no, no. It would maybe emotionally, but definitely emotionally. 136 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:51,960 As you know, my ex husband was emotionally unavailable. So and then I see I am. He has 137 00:13:51,960 --> 00:14:01,400 our dog. I tried to get it back, but he's a lot bigger than me. The dog. It's a massive 138 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:10,000 dog. I was not prepared. I only brought a baby seat in the car. I couldn't fit the dog 139 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,360 in. It's probably for the best. So you're planning. You really are serious about this 140 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:20,140 baby thing. Yeah. Wow. We thought first we'd get her dog, but unfortunately it's huge. 141 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:26,120 So if I recall correctly, it was what? One year ago that we finished sessions or there, 142 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:31,320 but maybe less than a year ago. Yes, it was a year ago. I guess it went pretty quick. 143 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,040 You're married, doctor. Yes, we got married after six months. The double barrel implies 144 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,040 that. Yes. 145 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:52,120 Hi, sorry. I'm just gonna move my suitcases in here. So is it rigid Wilson? No, it's Wilson 146 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:57,080 rigid. So proud of you. I mean, it's good that we're talking about this now because 147 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:02,780 as of tomorrow, whenever it hits midnight tonight, whenever I wake up, I will be calling 148 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:10,400 you mom and dad. We're going ahead with this trial period. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. So we'll 149 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:15,640 settle that note. I'm done. You're a lot more formal than I expected. You know, you're a 150 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:21,320 little older than I expected to. Well, I mean, you can just have a proper child come in here. 151 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:26,000 Right? He needs someone that has a bit of where we're fall. But don't worry. I've been, 152 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,680 I've been told I'm a great child actor. No, but see, you just said that this wasn't a 153 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:36,760 house fit for a home and that actually makes your, your, your dear old dad a little sad. 154 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:41,960 Would you fit under bed? It is a child size, infant, infant size, infant size bed. I can 155 00:15:41,960 --> 00:16:00,960 make myself extremely small. Can we see it? Wow. Oh, wow. You're tiny. That is, I don't 156 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,000 understand what you did with your legs. I can only maintain this, um, you know, small 157 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:11,800 amounts of time. So sleeping definitely, but you know, if you see me get bigger eventually, 158 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:17,360 just ignore it. You know, just treat me as your, as your child. And you know, if, if 159 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:24,000 we ever need to break, we can do a safe word. That feels unnecessarily formal. I feel like 160 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,240 I could just say I'm uncomfortable with this situation. But what do I say? I actually have 161 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,920 a problem expressing my feelings. So I wouldn't mind the safe word. Okay. I mean, you could 162 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:37,440 also, you know, like text me and I could communicate it as well. I don't know why we need a particular 163 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:44,400 word. We all have to be clued in here. I mean, I need to be clued in with the text as well. 164 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,680 I don't know how to do that. I have predictive text. Well, this is where a safe word would 165 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,720 actually come in a bit handier because you could just say it rather than having to text 166 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:57,440 it. Belgium. Oh, Belgium. Okay. A child also would not have a phone. Oh, I have a lot of 167 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,320 family in Belgium. Oh, yeah. That's probably why it was in my hands. We were talking with 168 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:07,800 your mother. Oh, do you have your passport? No. Because we were planning an overnight 169 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:13,280 flight next week. Yes. To see her family. Well, I probably thought we'd introduce the 170 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,160 little one. I probably shouldn't leave the country during this time. You'd need to come 171 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:23,640 up with some arrangement to have someone look after me. I don't mean this in a rude way, 172 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,880 but I feel like I would rather have my family meet her forever, baby. Okay, we'll leave 173 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:34,240 this one back then. Yeah, we just say it with passport problem. That's not even a lie. That's 174 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,560 a legitimate thing. Just to be clear, you're not leaving me back. I mean, we can, you know, 175 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,040 end this at any time. No, no, we're going to get a babysitter. Don't worry. Oh, yeah. 176 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:46,120 Okay. Because I have actually, I kind of scheduled a couple of things. Whenever we do get our 177 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:51,360 forever baby, you will be out on the street. I'll probably be with another family. Okay. 178 00:17:51,360 --> 00:18:01,000 So we're okay. We will get nine months. That's a good point. Yes. Yeah. What's nine months? 179 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:11,440 That's how long the adoption process take. Yeah. She does not like my body. Yeah. Really 180 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:20,960 three months away from getting getting onto the adoption program. No getting on each other. 181 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:27,720 Just the adoption process of her body has taken longer than expected. I mean, whenever 182 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,680 you have a child, while they might not understand this kind of thing, it might be kind of unsettling 183 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:37,840 to discuss it. I know we haven't. It's okay. We will have already done the deed. I guess 184 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:43,640 we won't have to do it again. Am I giving away too much? Am I giving away too much information? 185 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:48,800 I believe he's not, he's not midnight yet. He's not the child just yet. Oh, okay. So 186 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:54,120 it will, it will help kind of inform a couple of things. This is sort of like a safe discussion. 187 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,600 Also by the way, whenever you get a child, if you're thinking of having a second one, 188 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,640 I am kind of a safe word. I think our safe word should be sex because we're not going 189 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:06,960 to say that. At least three months away. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Will I make that my safe word 190 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,920 as well? Are you okay with that? Or do you want to keep it just put it on? It would unsettle 191 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,800 me if my child said sex too much, but I guess, but I think at that moment you would realize 192 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,680 that's not your child anymore. That's not my child. Yeah. It's not the other. As soon 193 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:22,520 as he exclaimed sex, he's no longer my child. Yeah. Is that the deal? I think that could 194 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:27,760 work. Um, a while like I'm happy enough to be fed baby food. I will spit that out if 195 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:33,560 you can just like leave a roast in the room. Oh, I can, I do agree. Um, well I, I do a 196 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:39,400 great impression of what I think a train sounds like. I haven't seen one myself yet. No. Uh, 197 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,360 well see children shouldn't know what the train sounds like because they're away from 198 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:47,680 the train. They don't know things. I can, that's, that's, that's so, I'm glad we're 199 00:19:47,680 --> 00:20:01,080 doing this trial run. So am I. No, get off, get off the tracks. Get off the tracks. I'm 200 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:06,360 enjoying this too much. No, you're still my child. Jeremy, don't do my job for me. I can 201 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:11,600 do it myself. This is still my child. He hasn't said the word. Get off the track. I can do 202 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:18,040 the job. Stop doing it for me. Do the job then. See if my son, I don't need safe. I'm 203 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:25,240 pretty happy. Yeah. Small child. You may not. Thank you. Trains sneak up on you. Don't forget 204 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:32,800 that. I'm about to educate him on trains. Now, if you would take this pamphlet, it's 205 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:39,720 very wordy. It is trains provide a lot of various dangers to them. Uh, the most well 206 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:44,040 known of them is how stealthy they are at the great velocities. I wish you travel. 207 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:52,360 I'm sorry. Do you guys have tickets? Yes. Here's my seat. All right. And you, I don't 208 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,640 plan on getting on a train. I'm just going to stand the tracks. You are, you are on the 209 00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:03,600 tracks. I have her Sarah. So you will need my ticket has deteriorated a lot. Can I replace 210 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:08,760 it? It should last you the season. It's just you've punched 145. Yeah. You shouldn't get 211 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:14,000 the train that much. I'm here every day. Oh, the pamphlet actually has like a free ticket 212 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:20,800 in the back. I'll use that. Yeah. It's very long. I'm sorry. That's this child's ticket 213 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:26,040 there. I'm a child. No, you're not. That's my son. What age am I? What age is he? He's 214 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:31,800 an age or old boy. No, he's not. Yes. That's you. Do you want to see the contract? You 215 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:37,040 shouldn't have a contract for the age of your son. He's my son until he says six. That's 216 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:41,880 how it works. What? That's, uh, can I just, what's that word? It's been a very long child 217 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:47,800 period by the way, until you say what word? Sex. So he's not your child anymore. No, until 218 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,120 he says it. Wait, can I just, is that the safe word being used? No, no, no, no. You're 219 00:21:52,120 --> 00:22:00,160 okay. Oh no. So you owe me for an adult ticket. Just so if you're not, if you're an adult, 220 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:07,160 you can play on the tracks. You grew up so fast. That's another job well done.