1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,480 And this boat, I've been living in it. 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,760 I mean, you say it's a boathouse. 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:09,760 Well, it's- 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:10,760 The boat you live in. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,320 The boat is where your heart is. 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,360 Isn't that the saying on the sea? 7 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:19,640 Um, I'm not a sailor, I wouldn't know, but I mean, your heart doesn't seem in it either. 8 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,640 It's not. 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,360 It's still with Jessica, but- 10 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,840 She shared one Facebook post about sailors. 11 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,480 I don't think she's into sailors. 12 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,200 Look, she won't talk to me right now, so I'm just hedging my bets that I'm- 13 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,880 She won't talk to you because you haven't talked to her. 14 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,200 She doesn't know you exist. 15 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,600 Look, it's better this way that she comes up to me naturally, unexpected. 16 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,280 So you think she's gonna be by the ocean one day? 17 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,280 What? 18 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,120 See you sail past and go, that's the man of my dreams. 19 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,680 I don't know how to sail it. 20 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,680 Look, just- oh. 21 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,080 Um, I was gonna say, just because I met my husband that way doesn't mean it's gonna happen 22 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,440 twice, but you need to learn how to sail it at the very least. 23 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:00,080 I thought she'd maybe just walk by the pier one day and then- 24 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,760 And then she- what if she says, let's sail away to the horizon? 25 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:11,960 I'd say, let's do it tomorrow, and then I'd get overnight classes from you was my plan. 26 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,640 I don't know how to sail, that's why I married Jerry. 27 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,720 Oh my god, so I need to go- ha. 28 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,840 Jerry will teach you though. 29 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,840 Okay, that's good. 30 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,240 Don't run away with him, I swear to god. 31 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,360 I won't, I won't, I swear. 32 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,480 I mean, you say that, he's very dreamy. 33 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:30,320 Well, I have my eyes focused on Jessica until an inevitable rejection, so. 34 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,320 It could happen. 35 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,320 It's unlikely, but it could. 36 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:55,560 I think she'll walk by the pier. 37 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,720 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 38 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:05,760 Hello, and welcome to the yacht club, sir. 39 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,760 Thank you. 40 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,520 Where should I, where should I park my yachts? 41 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,360 Oh, I see you brought a yacht with you. 42 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:16,240 Well, I thought, since it was a yacht club, it was somewhat appropriate to bring a yacht 43 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,240 for the night. 44 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:22,520 Yes, but usually you don't, you usually don't take them out of the water, sir. 45 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,200 We've no equipment here at the moment to possibly- 46 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,520 Is this, or is this not a yacht club? 47 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,160 This is the yacht club. 48 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,960 And I have brought my yacht with me. 49 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,960 What's the problem, sir? 50 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:34,560 We have no way to get the yacht into the water, sir. 51 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:38,760 That forward planning, I rather think of that as a you problem rather than a me problem. 52 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:43,040 Yes, but usually people sail their yachts here. 53 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,160 They do. 54 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,840 And then you put it onto the back of a lorry. 55 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,640 Well, I needed to get it into the club. 56 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:48,640 Oh, I see. 57 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,320 You think the yacht actually goes in the club. 58 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,720 Yes, it's a yacht club. 59 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,720 Yes. 60 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,720 It's not a club for yachts. 61 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,160 Yes, sir, but no, this is just the yacht club where we, you know, there's a bar here, 62 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,160 a room where people can chat and- 63 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,160 My yacht doesn't drink. 64 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,160 Yes, sir, but, um, look- 65 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,160 Do you totally know? 66 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,200 No, I think there's been a misunderstanding, sir. 67 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:09,000 Yachts usually arrive at the back of the building where it looks out on the marina. 68 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,120 My yacht will not be taking any tradesman's entrance. 69 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,920 My yacht is a front door yacht. 70 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,920 Front door yacht. 71 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,880 You've never come in from the back. 72 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,480 Do you know either who I am? 73 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,400 No, sir, I'm terribly sorry. 74 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,720 So we did, we did totally gloss over the old introduction. 75 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,880 I'm Earl Tarquin Sandwich the 17th. 76 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,800 I'm a front door person. 77 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,200 My yacht is a front door yacht. 78 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,800 There will be no back door anything. 79 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800 Unfortunately, the water is at the back, sir. 80 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 I'm, I'm terribly sorry. 81 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,400 Bring it around the front then. 82 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,160 You want us to entirely, like, move the yacht club around? 83 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,040 I mean, that's, I mean, I'm rather inconvenienced about it. 84 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,680 What's been happening so far, I think, is the least you can do. 85 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,440 Do you do this for any form of waterway that you have in and around your house, sir? 86 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,440 No, just this one. 87 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,600 You just want us to do this one? 88 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,280 You, so it's not a rule that you follow, say, at home? 89 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:57,000 Well, at home, the water's in the right place for my yacht at the front. 90 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 OK, then. 91 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 You see? 92 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:04,400 Well, sir, I hate to be very rude, but possibly maybe you should go back there and put the 93 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,240 yacht back in the water. 94 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,880 Very dare you, sir. 95 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:12,280 I just, I just don't think it's very viable for you to come in as a new member to come 96 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,280 in and just dictate that we should be... 97 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,280 I'm outraged. 98 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,280 Yes, sir. 99 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:21,560 I will be, I will be bringing this up at the club later on, the motorcycle club. 100 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,960 And what, and what are you taking to the motorcycle club, sir? 101 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,440 What do you think I'm bringing to the motorcycle club, sir? 102 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,040 A motorcycle, sir. 103 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,400 Is there one on the yacht? 104 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,000 Yes, the one on the yacht. 105 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,920 Well, I can drive it off the yacht onto the road. 106 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,240 How are you going to get it off the yacht, sir, if you don't mind me asking? 107 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,240 The crane. 108 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,240 You've got a crane with you? 109 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,240 Yes. 110 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,760 Why didn't you say so, sir? 111 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:51,520 I left it at the crane club. 112 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,800 Um, could you take off your baseball cap? 113 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,040 I'm trying to draw you and the angle of the cap is very difficult. 114 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,040 I can't do that. 115 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,760 Please take it off like a duck, Bill. 116 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,120 I just don't know how to draw it. 117 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,600 No, I can't do that. 118 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,600 Why not? 119 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:11,080 Because it's, I don't want my hair to be sketched for all of living history all of time. 120 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,760 You can't see my hair. 121 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:16,120 The alternative is that I draw your baseball cap and the angle is so weird. 122 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:19,480 Like I know I'm looking at it and it shouldn't be hard to draw, but I struggle. 123 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:24,080 I put it in the wash and it never came out right, but it's my only hat and I have to 124 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,080 come today. 125 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:31,240 I just, I just want to draw it a moment and the moment doesn't want to be drawn. 126 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,560 Please just take it off. 127 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,560 I'm great with hair. 128 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,160 Look at these other sketches. 129 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,160 I'm so good with hair. 130 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,280 You're great with hair, but I made a mistake. 131 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,280 You can fix it. 132 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,280 Can you fix it? 133 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,600 Can you draw a hair on me? 134 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,120 I will if you take the hat off. 135 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,160 That isn't my hair. 136 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,800 And how are we getting on over here? 137 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,240 Oh, you're doing really well. 138 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,280 This is a great initial outline. 139 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,280 He won't take off the hat. 140 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,520 He wants me to take my hat off. 141 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,280 I want to take off the hat. 142 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:58,600 Jeremy, you know what you agreed to come in to model for us today? 143 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,320 Yeah, this was my last chance. 144 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,160 Well, that's being quite extreme. 145 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,160 But I made a mistake. 146 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,480 I tried to look good and it went wrong. 147 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,480 You look great. 148 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,480 It's just a hat. 149 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,520 You're going to be drawn and painted. 150 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,760 How you've turned up today. 151 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:11,760 That's the beauty of it. 152 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,320 And I've taken everything else off. 153 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,320 All right. 154 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,040 I took all my other clothes off. 155 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,040 It's how you arrived. 156 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,040 Yeah. 157 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,640 I wanted to look really good. 158 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,320 That's why we honor this. 159 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,040 I wanted to look really good and all my clothes suck. 160 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:27,560 And it's great and I've drawn everything from the nose down. 161 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,000 But I made a mistake with my hair today. 162 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,280 Jeremy, we don't judge our subjects. 163 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,280 OK. 164 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:38,960 We're so grateful that someone has come to this studio and agreed to stand here for nine 165 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 hours. 166 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,960 And you said naked optional. 167 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,960 You said that. 168 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,920 You said you didn't have to do it, but it's your choice. 169 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:44,920 Optional. 170 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:45,920 Come as you are. 171 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:46,920 Yeah. 172 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,200 I haven't judged anything about my. 173 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,600 I haven't judged anything. 174 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,600 None of us have. 175 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,600 None of us have. 176 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,600 Have you guys? 177 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,400 Has anyone judged my weird hip? 178 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,320 Your hip's not weird. 179 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,880 OK, right. 180 00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,880 OK. 181 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,800 Why is this your last chance, Jeremy? 182 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,680 You've modeled with us before. 183 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,000 We're great fans of you here. 184 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 You're great. 185 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,320 You have very angular hips. 186 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,320 Thank you. 187 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,800 They're so easy to draw. 188 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,640 It's just two lines. 189 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,080 You're the best model we have for our beginners classes. 190 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,480 Oh, this is so nice. 191 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:22,200 If I get your hair right, I can go to intermediate. 192 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,200 Oh, Bill, you deserve intermediate. 193 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,200 I think so. 194 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,640 You deserve that so much. 195 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,760 Bill, I think you're a wonderful artist. 196 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:35,000 And this is a beautiful picture that you're doing today. 197 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:41,560 I just think maybe it would be in your best interest if you repeated beginners again. 198 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,640 There's always some new basics to learn. 199 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:44,640 What can I do? 200 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,640 What can I do? 201 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,360 I just can't draw the hat. 202 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,360 OK, OK. 203 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,880 It's just that it looks like a duckbill. 204 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,320 And duckbills are hard to draw. 205 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,720 This is my last chance. 206 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,200 I made a mistake on my hair. 207 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,800 Fine, OK, I'll take it off. 208 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,800 No. 209 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,440 You know what? 210 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,280 It's the last chance from one of us. 211 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,520 And it doesn't need to be you. 212 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,640 That's very honorable, Phil. 213 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:09,220 I think beauty and art is depicting the world as it is. 214 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:16,800 And if I am an artist who needs to take the beginners class again and again and again, 215 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,440 and that is what will be depicted. 216 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,720 I'm so glad you understand that, Phil. 217 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,260 No, OK? 218 00:08:22,260 --> 00:08:24,280 It's my last chance, dammit. 219 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:28,760 I'm getting a picture that's going to live on beyond me and I'm going to take my hat 220 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:29,760 off. 221 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,840 Jeremy, will you stop saying that this is your last chance to model? 222 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,840 Why? 223 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,240 I got a job on a cruise line. 224 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:40,160 You're going to be a conga line instructor. 225 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,320 Who the fuck is my beginner's going to draw on? 226 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,200 Wait, so you're going to go with it if this works well or not? 227 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,200 Yeah. 228 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,200 Take off the hat. 229 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:53,280 Why am I doing a self-sacrifice if the outcome doesn't matter to you? 230 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,280 This is ridiculous. 231 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,280 The outcome does matter to me. 232 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,280 Phil. 233 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,720 I'm going to add an extra angle to your head. 234 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,400 No, Phil, look. 235 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:05,560 I was going to leave this for my parents to remember me by for the six months on the cruise 236 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,560 line. 237 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,800 I'm a conga line instructor. 238 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,800 Jeremy. 239 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,080 I'm going to conga. 240 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,000 You guys give me so much confidence with my hips. 241 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,040 I'm like, anyone can touch them. 242 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,040 Finally. 243 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,040 Jeremy. 244 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,040 Hold my hips is what I'm going to say. 245 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,280 Hold my hips. 246 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:22,020 We are not a drop in drop out service. 247 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,880 We are for the students, but not for the models. 248 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,880 They're going to make you wear clothes, you know. 249 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:26,880 This is the last session. 250 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,000 I thought it was of the beginner's class. 251 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,880 There's always new beginner's class. 252 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,960 Phil's going to be back there next semester. 253 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,720 Phil, you're never going to get through to intermediate. 254 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,720 Take my place. 255 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,720 You will eventually. 256 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,240 You just need to do it a few more times. 257 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,200 Become the drawer. 258 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,080 Become the thing that they look at. 259 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,080 The model? 260 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,200 Yeah. 261 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,860 Become the bowl of fruit, Phil. 262 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:48,860 Become me. 263 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:50,840 Phil, you're too complicated for beginners. 264 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,160 Yeah. 265 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,000 You guys don't even know all the scars I have. 266 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 That sounds interesting. 267 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,280 What did he do? 268 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,280 Why does he have them? 269 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,440 Maybe this is how I make it to intermediate. 270 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,440 Yeah. 271 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,600 Tell them about your scars. 272 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:07,200 I have an intermediate level body, I would say. 273 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,720 Is that why I've never got an intermediate? 274 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,080 Your hips are two lines. 275 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:15,640 It is the easiest hip to draw. 276 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,200 My hips are great because they don't exist. 277 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,760 I joined a conga line instructor. 278 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:26,920 I'm a cruise line instructor for a conga. 279 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,160 Because you guys made me believe in my hips, now you're saying that they're not there? 280 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,160 Listen, Jeremy. 281 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,320 Who's gonna conga if they can't conga with me? 282 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,320 Jeremy, Phil. 283 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,320 Good Lord. 284 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,000 Who's gonna lead the conga? 285 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:43,120 I'm just trying to do what's best for both of yous, and I want you both to see that he 286 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,120 is your muse. 287 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,120 I need a job. 288 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,920 And you can make money being a muse once Phil is successful. 289 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,540 You think I'll be successful? 290 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:53,040 If you keep drawing Jeremy. 291 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,880 Oh, like do Jeremy number 72. 292 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,480 It's like me in a different shade. 293 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,360 Or me with a hat. 294 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:05,240 I'll be honest, my girlfriend's a little bit uncomfortable with how many drawings of you 295 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,240 I have. 296 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,440 My girlfriend's uncomfortable with how many drawings of you I have. 297 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,080 Like all the great artists, Phil. 298 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:15,400 They all had questionable, dubious relationships with their muses, but some of them weren't 299 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,120 founded speculation. 300 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,320 Much like Phil and Jeremy. 301 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,000 I mean, I like to think we're friendly acquaintances. 302 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 You said you hate me. 303 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,640 I was making a great sacrifice trying to protect you, but the outcome's the same no matter 304 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,640 what you do. 305 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,800 I was angry in a moment. 306 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,520 It's like if you were to drop something on my foot, I would hit you in a moment, but 307 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,520 you know, it dissipates. 308 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,520 Okay. 309 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,520 Sorry. 310 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,920 If I take off my hat and he draws it well, can he move on to intermediate? 311 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,160 No, because you're my beginner model and you need to be paired with him. 312 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,800 But he'll be in the cruise. 313 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,200 He's not going on that fucking cruise, Phil. 314 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,200 Not anymore. 315 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,200 Don't worry. 316 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,200 I have no hips. 317 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,200 I have no points. 318 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:12,840 Darling, when I let you plan the honeymoon, you promised a luxury cruise to the world's 319 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,960 finest destinations. 320 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:22,440 I was expecting New York, Miami, Caribbean, perhaps even the Norwegian fjords. 321 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:28,640 Well, silly, the thing about boats is you have to go there first. 322 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:33,840 We've been on this boat for three weeks and this is the first place we've docked. 323 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:39,560 Yeah, and it's it is still done brakking, but you know, sweetie, it's okay. 324 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,200 You know, we're gonna just we're gonna disembark here. 325 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:47,280 We're gonna have a little look around town and then we'll get back on the on the on the 326 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:51,680 cruise ship and we'll go somewhere nicer like the Norwegian fjords. 327 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,160 You're saying that to appease me. 328 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,120 We're just gonna go around for three weeks. 329 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,360 No, we're very thirsty. 330 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,160 Can anybody please get us some wine? 331 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,640 Are you from the boat? 332 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,640 Yes. 333 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,640 The boat's returned. 334 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,640 Finally. 335 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,640 It's been years. 336 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:11,040 We've been stuck on this little alcove for for years. 337 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,240 I thought I would never see another person again. 338 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,240 Oh, good. 339 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,240 Do you have any wine? 340 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,120 No, please tell us that the boat's leaving again soon. 341 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:23,000 Yes, I think we're disembarking for about two days. 342 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Two days. 343 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,520 Two days in this place. 344 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,720 Yeah, I don't know if I can last another two days. 345 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,720 I don't think I can. 346 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,720 Gemma? 347 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,960 I've just been I haven't changed my pants in weeks. 348 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:37,400 Oh, oh, oh, oh, we packed loads to last the years, but we finally got down to the last 349 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,400 ones. 350 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,400 Um, honey. 351 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,600 The cruise ship has gone. 352 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,600 What? 353 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,000 The cruise ship has gone. 354 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:51,640 I remember when it left us. 355 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:56,200 What kind of fly by night company did you book our honeymoon with? 356 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,880 Dunbracken Cruises. 357 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,840 The best cruise business in Dunbracken. 358 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,160 That's what they'd like you to think. 359 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,760 I remember when they sold us our cruise. 360 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,760 Yeah. 361 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,760 Well, being on the boat was lovely, you know, and we haven't even explored you being so 362 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760 negative. 363 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,400 We've got a whole place lovely friends to make, you know. 364 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,400 Are you wearing clean pants? 365 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Did you bring your suitcases? 366 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400 Yeah. 367 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,320 Can I just have your pants? 368 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,320 You want my clean pants? 369 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,320 In weeks I haven't changed them. 370 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,480 I've been wearing these all day. 371 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,480 They're not that clean, I suppose. 372 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,800 They really aren't. 373 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,360 Well, honey, there's no need for that. 374 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,360 Well. 375 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,560 Say what you will about the loneliness, but at least it was consistent. 376 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,080 This is just bringing on a whole new level of drama for me. 377 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,400 What happened to everybody else from your boat? 378 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,200 Back on the boat. 379 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200 We missed it. 380 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200 We were looking at ducks. 381 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,200 Oh, there's ducks. 382 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:51,040 Oh, I thought it was going to be a lot more morbid, but no, they just flew away. 383 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,040 That's nice. 384 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,600 Oh, you think just because we've been stuck in this alcove that we add the ducks for sustenance 385 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600 or something? 386 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600 What have you been eating? 387 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,600 I've I've I've found rock. 388 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,600 I just chew on it. 389 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:07,280 It stimulates my saliva glands and then I drink the saliva and it's done me well so far. 390 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,280 There's minerals in rocks. 391 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,440 I mean, it's not ideal, but we get by. 392 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:15,080 Can I can I ask why you haven't just had a wander around the rest of the time? 393 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,600 You can't see where we are. 394 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,920 The river is on either side of us. 395 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,440 We can't walk on water. 396 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,120 We can't fly like a duck. 397 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:26,640 You have river on one side, river on the other side and land as far as the eye can see that 398 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,640 way. 399 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,520 I mean, I can see the Tesco just across the way there. 400 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,520 The boat left. 401 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,520 It left. 402 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,520 The boat left. 403 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,280 And it's just left again. 404 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,720 Are you not freaking out? 405 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,720 There's a pub. 406 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,720 And a hotel. 407 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,200 That's the pub we met in. 408 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,200 A chip shop. 409 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,200 Do you not see? 410 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,840 Since when has there been a chip shop next to the pub? 411 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,480 Oh, we forgot so long. 412 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,480 I think it's quaint. 413 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,080 I'm worried for these people. 414 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,960 I think they just want to be like this. 415 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,000 Honey, just get me another rock I can handle. 416 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I need something. 417 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:02,000 I need something. 418 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,160 So an apartment is out of your price range, but have you considered alternatives such 419 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,760 as a houseboat or a nice tent? 420 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,240 They seem quite different even themselves. 421 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,960 I mean, the houseboat seems like a little bit. 422 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,960 That's exactly right. 423 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,200 You still have so many options available to you. 424 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,600 I feel like you had like tunnel vision with the apartment, the penthouse apartment where 425 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,800 you could live your luxurious life. 426 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,800 You hadn't considered the alternatives. 427 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,120 Obviously, the penthouse was going to have all the luxury and the mod cons. 428 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,200 I mean, what's the mod cons I can expect on a houseboat and a tent? 429 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:34,760 Well, number one with both of these is that you don't need to stay in a town. 430 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,760 You're not welcome. 431 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,360 Not that you're not welcome, but should you ever be unwelcome, you could move as soon 432 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,560 as you want or as soon as other people want. 433 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,000 Does this happen a lot here in Dunbracken? 434 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Is that something that they will like drive you out of town if they don't like you? 435 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,400 No one's been driven out of town. 436 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:54,960 I'm just saying some people don't follow our community spirit and they feel the need 437 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,160 to leave and buying real estate really ties them down. 438 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,280 Oh, yeah. 439 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,340 It's amazing the things they don't put obviously on the tourism poster. 440 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,680 It's on all the tourism posters. 441 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,680 It is? 442 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,680 And we make it very apparent. 443 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,120 I can't, this is all hypothetical. 444 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:12,360 You of course, you're kind of mine and I'm happy to provide you with services. 445 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,080 I haven't done anything that's going to get me driven out of town. 446 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,000 This is a purely professional relationship. 447 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,200 I don't know whether or not you play heavy metal music late into the night. 448 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,840 I would have no knowledge of that. 449 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:27,160 I do not know whether or not you separate your recycling and your compost and your glass. 450 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,160 Oh no, I have to reserve that, yes. 451 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,160 Do you? 452 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,160 Well, that's good. 453 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,520 And I certainly haven't heard anything to the contrary. 454 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,520 Well, that's good. 455 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,840 That sounds very promising, but you still recommend... 456 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,240 This houseboat is unsinkable. 457 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,600 I would like to emphasize that, as is this tent. 458 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,600 Unsinkable tent? 459 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,920 Yes, you could pitch this tent in any bog or swamp. 460 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,920 Okay, that's quite reassuring. 461 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,920 I mean, is there much of a difference... 462 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,920 How do you consider it bogs or swamps? 463 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:51,240 Bogs or swamps, as I say, I was going for a penthouse apartment and now I'm being offered 464 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,240 a bog and a swamp. 465 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,240 It's a bit of a... 466 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,560 You need to keep your mind open. 467 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,960 Yes, yes, I see. 468 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,640 I suppose it has a nice view. 469 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,640 You've still got the nice view. 470 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,640 That's exactly. 471 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,640 And if you don't like the view, you can shift it. 472 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,080 And if other people don't like the view, it can be shifted. 473 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,080 Yeah, that's very true. 474 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,080 But yeah, so... 475 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,000 I can get this done as quickly as you want. 476 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,400 So okay, so are both available now for the next week, even if I'm here for the next week? 477 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400 Even sooner. 478 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,400 You know what? 479 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,480 Let me give you my real phone number. 480 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,800 So what number did you give me before? 481 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 Sorry, was that... 482 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,360 That was my real business number. 483 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,440 That's your real business number you're giving it, but now you're going to give me your real... 484 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,440 Your real personal number. 485 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,440 Your real personal number. 486 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,440 Oh, that's nice. 487 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,040 You don't call it for anything other than business, even though it is a personal number. 488 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,040 This is very confusing. 489 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,040 I mean, the business number... 490 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,960 I'm more available on my personal number. 491 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,360 I do not live at the office. 492 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360 I'm like, you... 493 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,360 You... 494 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,360 Swamp... 495 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,360 Born... 496 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,360 Sorry, I... 497 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,520 That was out of character. 498 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,680 I got worked up because I tried to be welcoming and I feel like you didn't reciprocate. 499 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:52,920 Okay, so I feel like there's a bit of hostility here now because I was hoping to book the penthouse 500 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:53,920 apartment. 501 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,920 I can thank you. 502 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,920 25 years of a five-year mortgage under tent. 503 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:07,560 And then I said, that's not a yacht. 504 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:14,040 Oh, yes. 505 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,200 My joke not tickled you. 506 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:20,240 I'd give it that it was at my expense, not quite. 507 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:24,980 I know that it's not a yacht, but it's all that I can afford right now. 508 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:29,600 You know, these meetings have been very different ever since you joined, Franklin. 509 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,960 I can't make fun of the yachtless ones on the river anymore. 510 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,200 Or the ones that the yachts are lesser than our yachts. 511 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,200 Come on now, Gabriel. 512 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,960 We decided to diversify for a reason. 513 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,680 True, true. 514 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:48,120 What are you bringing to the table, Franklin, besides your pitiful yacht, your boat, your 515 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,120 schooner? 516 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,120 I believe it's a coracle. 517 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,120 A coracle. 518 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,640 Which we welcome now, Gabriel. 519 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,640 I am bringing... 520 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,880 Could I bring some traybigs to the next meeting? 521 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:05,880 Well, maybe do slightly better than that, my dear. 522 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,080 Could you stretch to a blini? 523 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,040 I could do a tear and share. 524 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,840 I could make a little tear and share. 525 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,840 A tear and share. 526 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,600 There's so much laziness present in all of these dishes you're suggesting. 527 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,560 Put everything into the one tray and bake it. 528 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:24,000 Why can you not individually shape and craft these desserts, these treats, as one small... 529 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,600 Would you like a sear freak? 530 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,600 I can do risotto. 531 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600 Would you like a risotto? 532 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,840 Risotto is in one pot. 533 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:36,800 I would like something with several different things so that any common vagrant's hand wouldn't 534 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,520 touch the food that I'm about to touch. 535 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,520 Rightly so. 536 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,520 Rightly so. 537 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520 Yes, agreed. 538 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,520 We can't be tearing and sharing. 539 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,520 No, no, no, no, no. 540 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:51,920 Imagine if someone with a canoe used the same ladle as us to get the risotto. 541 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,920 Imagine. 542 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,920 I'm quite weary after hearing that. 543 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,240 So would you like a doggy bag each? 544 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,240 Is that what you would like? 545 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,880 That seems to be what the prerequisite is. 546 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,120 What type of dog? 547 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:10,160 Is it a wonderful, complex dog like a dashing? 548 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,160 Or is it a... 549 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,360 An idiot to our... 550 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,840 I only keep hounds myself. 551 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,840 For the races? 552 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,660 Yes, and the hunts. 553 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:23,080 Are you requiring the meat of canines in the doggy bags? 554 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,160 Is that also what I am inferring? 555 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,240 No, the spoils from the canine's hunt. 556 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,160 Like a good pheasant or a quail? 557 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:37,240 A grouse perhaps? 558 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:43,840 I wonder, is bringing Franklin into the fold making us worse than we once were? 559 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,360 Maybe we've gone too far too soon. 560 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,880 Yes, have we went in the wrong direction? 561 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,880 No. 562 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:55,840 I think allowing this common vagrant in is making us more prejudiced. 563 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,720 I simply disagree. 564 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:04,880 I think it's important to display our own superiority and to laud it. 565 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,320 Yes, then we will understand and see our superiority. 566 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:15,440 I have not been privy to these conversations ahead of now, however my therapist has said 567 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,000 that we should be doing double sessions now. 568 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:26,320 Ever since I've started here, she's noticed a severe uptick in how much I cry. 569 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:32,520 I would like to invite you all to a smorgasbord on my dinghy next week. 570 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,320 A smorgasbord on a coracle? 571 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,920 I'm not sure we'd all fit, dear Franklin. 572 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,920 Good one, Gargamond. 573 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,920 Good one, Gargamond. 574 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,920 That's so funny, Gargamond. 575 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:47,480 I wish you'd laugh at my jokes as much, but sure. 576 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,520 Maybe if you work on their craft. 577 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:55,480 Although maybe Franklin has a point, we could maybe start using slightly more inclusive 578 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,480 language. 579 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,560 I think maybe vagrant is passé. 580 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,800 Okay, should I remove common as well? 581 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,800 No, that's fine. 582 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:10,720 Okay, how about you Franklin, or a common-er? 583 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,720 What about scum? 584 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,360 Ooh, a common scum. 585 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,360 A pleb, perhaps? 586 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:21,600 Ooh, a pleb that you would find at the bottom of a chalet. 587 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,840 No, a chalet is too good for you. 588 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,240 The basement of a chalet, perhaps. 589 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,600 The basement of a chalet. 590 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,440 A chalet is still too far too nice. 591 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:37,160 I would simply ask that I could be referred to as a sailor like the rest of you. 592 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,160 We're yachts people. 593 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,160 A sailor? 594 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,160 Would we sail? 595 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,160 Okay, yes, you are a sailor indeed. 596 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,160 We don't use the sails, Franklin. 597 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,160 It's engines only. 598 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,160 Engines, engines. 599 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,160 Imagine a sail. 600 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,160 All the larks we have with you, common-er. 601 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:58,160 Markle? 602 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,640 Yes. 603 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,640 What's your name? 604 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,640 Gabriel. 605 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,640 Gabriel. 606 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,640 Yes, Gabriel. 607 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,640 You forgot? 608 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,640 I did for a but a moment. 609 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,240 The yachting has gone to your head, I see. 610 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,480 Yes, I'm very narcissistic. 611 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:21,520 What do we do with the common scum now that we've, I suppose, put ourselves in this position? 612 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,360 Yes, should we put it to a vote? 613 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,760 We have, as I see it, three options. 614 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,880 We could sink the cockerel. 615 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,880 Yes. 616 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,880 The coracle. 617 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,880 The coracle. 618 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:33,880 Yes. 619 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:42,480 We could allow the commoner to stay and participate in all of our wonderfulness in this yacht 620 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,480 club. 621 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:48,560 And then, number three, we could simply close this door. 622 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,080 Or, Franklin, option number four. 623 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,080 Yes, Gargamond, go ahead. 624 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,560 We have been in need of a new mascot. 625 00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:00,560 Franklin, what are your dance skills? 626 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,760 I can do a merry jig. 627 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,080 I can do a somber waltz. 628 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,360 I don't want to see a mascot do a somber waltz. 629 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,840 I'll be sad and depressed. 630 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,120 This would only be appropriate at a funeral on the seas, I think. 631 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:23,240 Yes, we haven't had one of those for a few months, but the merry jig we could work with. 632 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,920 And how sweaty are you? 633 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,920 Great question. 634 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,760 I don't want to see someone sweaty on the boat. 635 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,760 No, a sweaty mascot. 636 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,760 A sweaty dancing jig? 637 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,760 Goodness. 638 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,440 Should we be slipping and sliding on the... 639 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,440 It's already enough water. 640 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,000 He would have the costume, of course. 641 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Yes, of course. 642 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Yes. 643 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,280 How sweaty would you need me to be? 644 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,040 We don't want you collapsing inside the costume. 645 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,480 And the costume being a large prawn. 646 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,480 Huge. 647 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,540 Oh, are you allergic to prawns? 648 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:52,160 Because it is made. 649 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,160 Real prawn, of course. 650 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,160 Of course. 651 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,160 Only the finest dead sea creatures. 652 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,160 No, prawns would work. 653 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,160 It's a shrimple suit. 654 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,160 Excellent, Gabriel. 655 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,160 Gabriel, your back. 656 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,160 Stepping on your toes. 657 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,160 Stepping on your toes. 658 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,320 And then there is also the large martini glass. 659 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,960 Are you nimble enough to climb up into it? 660 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,120 Are we putting some lettuce and prawn Marie Rose sauce? 661 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,120 Of course, Gabriel. 662 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,120 Is it that kind of martini glass? 663 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,120 Exactly. 664 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,120 A little cocktail. 665 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,120 Of course, without saying, Gabriel. 666 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:35,760 Again, if I'm understanding correctly, are you going to consume me? 667 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,760 Heavens no! 668 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,760 You're a common scum! 669 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,760 You're slightly too unwashed for us, darling. 670 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:49,920 But you are making the large components of a giant prawn cocktail. 671 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,960 From which you will entertain us, my dear Franklin. 672 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:53,960 Correct. 673 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,960 I'm up for that. 674 00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:08,000 Franklin, get in the costume. 675 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,920 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conneth MacDais. 676 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:21,000 For more information on the podcast, you can follow us at DunbrackenPod on Instagram. 677 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:28,520 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, Cairnsands, Rachel Coulter, Drew Henry, 678 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:33,840 Mark Henry, Cap McKnight, Stephen McGlennan and James Geddes. 679 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:38,400 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his 680 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,440 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 681 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,600 Thank you for listening. 682 00:27:43,600 --> 00:28:04,480 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.