1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,400 Hi, so you're here for the speed dating, yeah? 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,040 Yeah, we've been nervous first time doing it. 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,600 Oh, no, of course, that's so natural. 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,600 Don't worry. 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,280 We've got a lot of lovely people here. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,040 I hope I'm to be one of them. 7 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,600 You're a lovely person as well, don't worry. 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,360 So there's going to be, you know, usually there's like a little 60 second timer, but 9 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,760 sometimes you might have a nice little interesting conversation. 10 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:28,280 It might go on a bit longer and that's okay, you know, you the most important thing is 11 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,280 you enjoy yourself. 12 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,280 Okay, that's great. 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,280 Great. 14 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,280 So what is it? 15 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,280 Christian? 16 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,280 Yeah, great. 17 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:39,280 So Christian, you head on in the room there and you just get stuck in and have a really 18 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,280 nice time. 19 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,280 Have a really lovely time. 20 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:42,280 Of course. 21 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,280 Yes. 22 00:00:43,280 --> 00:01:10,480 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 23 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,480 Hi there. 24 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,480 Oh, hi. 25 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:16,480 Hi. 26 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,480 Nice to meet you. 27 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,480 Yes. 28 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,480 I'm Christine. 29 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,480 Christine. 30 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,480 Christine. 31 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,480 Lovely name. 32 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,480 Yeah. 33 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,480 Thank you. 34 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,480 I didn't catch your story. 35 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,480 It's Jim. 36 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,480 James. 37 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,480 Lovely. 38 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,480 Jim. 39 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,480 Jim. 40 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,480 Yes. 41 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,480 You know what? 42 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:33,480 I have a brother named Jim. 43 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,480 I'm not him. 44 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,480 No, I know. 45 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,480 I know. 46 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:37,480 He's much taller. 47 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:38,480 How tall is he? 48 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,480 Oh, six, seven. 49 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,280 I'm asking him to, but he just won't do it. 50 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,280 Can I get you a drink, Christine? 51 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,280 No, I'm good with the drink I have. 52 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,280 That's an ashtray. 53 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,280 You're not even allowed to smoke indoors anymore. 54 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,280 No, no. 55 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,280 It's just a very flat glass. 56 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,280 Don't worry. 57 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,280 But there's just ashes in it. 58 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 Some people are mistaken for an ashtray. 59 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,280 I'm not going to drink from it. 60 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,280 I'm just, I'm a little bit uncomfortable, so I'm just sort of holding it for, you know, 61 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,280 it's like a comfort blanket. 62 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,280 So how many siblings do you have? 63 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,280 I've got one brother called Jim. 64 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,280 You both called Jim? 65 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,280 Yeah, we're twins. 66 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,280 Oh, you're twins. 67 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,280 Yeah. 68 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,280 So you're twins. 69 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,280 Yeah. 70 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,280 So you're twins. 71 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,280 Yeah. 72 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:12,480 So how many siblings do you have? 73 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:17,280 I've got one brother called Jim. 74 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,280 You both called Jim? 75 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,280 Yeah, we're twins. 76 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,280 Okay. 77 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,280 But, um, so you should share the same name. 78 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,280 That's an interesting thing about you. 79 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,280 I don't think so. 80 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,280 Is it not? 81 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,280 I thought it was interesting. 82 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,280 Do you have any? 83 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,280 Well, yes. 84 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,280 Yeah. 85 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,280 So, you know, I've got one brother and three sisters. 86 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,280 Do I know that? 87 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,280 Well, you knew about the brother. 88 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,280 Okay. 89 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,280 So what? 90 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,280 So I want to contact you with your brother's name. 91 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,280 Hi, Krosty. 92 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,280 Yes. 93 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,280 Hi, Krosty! 94 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,280 I didn't catch your name. 95 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,280 Sorry. 96 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,280 It's Flubber 97 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,280 Flubber, yeah. 98 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,280 Yeah. 99 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:47,280 Well, my friends call me Flubber, but I think we're at that level, you know? 100 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,080 So do like we're here to be friends and maybe more. 101 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,880 Yeah, here's hoping, you know, I'm a little nervous about it Saudi. 102 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:54,880 I'm really nervous. 103 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,440 So have you done anything like this before? 104 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,440 No, first, first time. 105 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:02,040 first time. I was going to come here with a friend but I was checking out and I thought 106 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,200 you can do this Christine. 107 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:09,560 You can. You can, Faeula. You can do whatever you want, you know? And I really, I don't 108 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,760 want to be forward but... 109 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,760 Oh no, go ahead. 110 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,640 Do I know you from somewhere? 111 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,160 I don't think so. 112 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,680 I feel, you know, actually... 113 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:22,680 You know what? I checked TV licenses so maybe we've met that way. 114 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,440 I'm not sure. 115 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,600 Have you had an unpaid TV license? 116 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:33,160 Well, um, I don't really want to talk about that. You know, I don't want to bore you with 117 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,160 work. 118 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me neither, me neither. 119 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,720 But it is illegal, you know. 120 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,960 Okay, Crosty, can I level with you? 121 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,200 Yes, of course, sis. 122 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:46,240 Say my friend weren't to pay their license. Um, what would happen? 123 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,440 Would you confiscate their TV? 124 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,440 Okay. Alright, alright. 125 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:54,960 Okay, everyone, we switch to our next partners. 126 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,520 Hello Christmas, is it? 127 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,000 Yes, you know you can call me Christmas. 128 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,200 I love Christmas. 129 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,120 Yes, and you must be Martain. 130 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,120 Oh no, Marti. 131 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,120 Marti. 132 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,120 Marti. 133 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,120 Oh Marti. 134 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,120 It's lovely to meet you. 135 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,080 Yes, yes, lovely to meet you too. 136 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:14,640 So being named after the great holiday Christmas, would you say that you enjoy Christmas? 137 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,640 I don't celebrate it. 138 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,640 Oh, no, me neither. 139 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,960 Oh, that's a nice thing we have in common, you know. 140 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,320 I like to celebrate Boxing Day. 141 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,640 Of course, there's so many great bargains. 142 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:28,200 Yes, I'm more meant like physical boxing with like punch bags and gloves. 143 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,480 Oh, I can see you're very fit if you don't mind me saying this. 144 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,840 Stop, you make me blush. 145 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,240 I do work hard on this physique. 146 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,800 Yeah, I mean, it shows. 147 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,360 Thank you, thank you. 148 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,000 If you ever wanted to be my punch bag, I would. 149 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,800 I would love that. 150 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,480 In what way do you mean that? 151 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:50,400 Like, you know, when you go to a gym and you see a big black bag that people are punching. 152 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,200 Okay, so you meant it in the way I thought you did. 153 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,680 I would love to punch you. 154 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,840 I'm just going to ring this bell if you don't mind. 155 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:57,840 Oh, that's fine. 156 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,840 That's fine. 157 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,880 You know, like the end of a boxing round. 158 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:01,880 Ding, ding, ding. 159 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,880 Oh, yay. 160 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:07,880 Hi, Chris Bean, is it? 161 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,880 Yes, it's Chris Bean. 162 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,880 Nice to meet you. 163 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:12,880 My name's Don. 164 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:13,880 That's lovely. 165 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,880 You know what? 166 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,880 I'm just going to write down your name on this card because I haven't been doing this 167 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,880 for any of the other people. 168 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:17,880 Yeah, Don. 169 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:18,880 Yes, Don brackets big shirt. 170 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,880 Don. 171 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,880 Don. 172 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:21,880 Don, yes. 173 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:22,880 Don brackets big shirt. 174 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,880 Yeah. 175 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,880 So how are you doing? 176 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,880 Yeah, yeah, not too bad. 177 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,880 A little bit nervous if you don't mind me saying. 178 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:27,880 I know, I know. 179 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,880 It seems like a lot of first timers here today. 180 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,440 Yeah, I'm a little bit fidgety. 181 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,440 Don't mind me. 182 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,400 Yeah, I can see your hands are moving very rapidly. 183 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,400 Oh, yeah. 184 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,120 I'm actually a hand masseuse. 185 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,800 Do you mind if I give yours a little look? 186 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 Um, okay. 187 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,720 I guess right or left or both? 188 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,720 Yeah, both please. 189 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,240 I usually tend to do this. 190 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,440 I feel like I can find out quite a lot about the partner. 191 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,440 Okay, yes. 192 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,720 Oh, oh, this is very hard. 193 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,720 This is very interesting. 194 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:57,720 Very interesting. 195 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:02,480 Um, it feels like if you apply any more pressure, my index finger is going to pop out of the 196 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,480 socket. 197 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,480 Oh, it's meant to feel like that. 198 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,480 Okay, but it won't. 199 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,400 That's a sign of a vicious lover. 200 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,520 And do you see this yellow stain here that you have on your index finger from smoking? 201 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,520 I don't smoke. 202 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,040 Oh, I just carry an ashtray. 203 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,400 Oh, oh, okay. 204 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,400 Yeah. 205 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,400 Okay. 206 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,760 So this this suit mark, it really means that you're really always there for your friends, 207 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,560 which is something that I always look for for someone. 208 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,560 I think so too. 209 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,680 I mean, I don't have a lot of them, but I'm there for the ones I do have. 210 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,680 Yeah. 211 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,520 And this scar on your right hand. 212 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,280 Have you been in an accident? 213 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,360 Um, because I love a bad boy. 214 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,560 Well, my cat bit me. 215 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,600 Oh, hi. 216 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,600 Hello. 217 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,600 Hi. 218 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,600 Janelle. 219 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,600 Oh, you're Janelle? 220 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,600 Yeah. 221 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,600 Oh, lovely. 222 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,600 Lovely. 223 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,600 I'm Christine. 224 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:54,160 Um, one thing is important for you to know about me if anything's ever to happen. 225 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,160 Yeah, of course. 226 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,640 My hobbies are important to me. 227 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,640 No, no, of course. 228 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,640 I barely had a chance. 229 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,280 I'm bell ringing six nights a week. 230 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,280 Bell ringing? 231 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,280 Yeah. 232 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,280 Don't look at me like that. 233 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,400 I'm not familiar with the occupation, if you don't mind me saying. 234 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,400 No, not occupation. 235 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,400 It's my hobby. 236 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,400 Okay, sorry. 237 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,400 Your hobby. 238 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,360 So it's most evenings I'm at the church ringing the bell. 239 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,360 Oh, okay. 240 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,360 Yes. 241 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,360 Like, I don't want to say Clasimodo, but. 242 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,960 Yeah, maybe don't. 243 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,600 So my only evenings where I'm not doing that is Saturday evening. 244 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,040 And then that's when I go to church. 245 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,320 So I'm busy then as well. 246 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,360 So it's going to be hard to schedule dates. 247 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,360 No, that's all right. 248 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,360 I'm a busy woman. 249 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,360 I get that. 250 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,360 I'm, I'm, I'm, we would flex with my work schedule. 251 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,360 So you'll prove yourself to me. 252 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,360 Yeah. 253 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,360 Do you have any hobbies? 254 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,360 Yes. 255 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,000 I like to catalog collectible trains. 256 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,920 I run a wee website where what's, what's with that face? 257 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,920 Sorry. 258 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:45,920 That's your hobby. 259 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,040 Yeah, no, I find it's, it's so very. 260 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,040 Train. 261 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,360 Well, catalog cataloging the trains. 262 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,360 I don't collect them. 263 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,360 Cataloging them. 264 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,960 You're not even purchasing them. 265 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,560 It would be very expensive. 266 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,840 I'm doing something physical and productive with my hobby. 267 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,240 Not to judge a hobby is very fulfilling for the own person. 268 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,240 No, of course. 269 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,800 I mean, it does feel like you are judging. 270 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,400 Do you think that was a satisfactory bell ring or would you have done it better? 271 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:15,400 I would have done better. 272 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,400 Hello. 273 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,400 Hi. 274 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Crass. 275 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,400 Is it? 276 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,400 You got it. 277 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 One. 278 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,400 I'm Sue two. 279 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,400 Oh, Sue two. 280 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,400 Oh, okay. 281 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,400 So, oh, yes. 282 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,400 Yeah. 283 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,400 That's what I've written down here. 284 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,400 That's what are you looking for here? 285 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,800 So Sue, Sue G. Cause I suspect it's just the only name tag. 286 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,240 I think there's a Sue H as well. 287 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,640 Don't speak to me about Sue H. 288 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,040 You know each other. 289 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,840 I didn't think that was up to me. 290 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:39,840 Okay. 291 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:40,840 I'm sorry. 292 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:41,840 I didn't realize that was a sore point. 293 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:42,840 How about we start over again? 294 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:43,840 What are you looking for? 295 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,640 Well, I suppose I'm looking for more long-term relationship. 296 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,040 What I am looking for is a co-parent for my birds. 297 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,520 Now my cat doesn't play well with birds. 298 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,520 A cat. 299 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,520 Okay. 300 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,520 We're off to a bad start here. 301 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:57,760 I'm just going to be honest with you. 302 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:02,160 I mean, I feel like we should have a coffee or something first before we talk about, you 303 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:06,200 know, how our various pets will interact with each other. 304 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,400 I want to be clear about my intentions. 305 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,400 Yes. 306 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,720 My birds are my priority. 307 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,760 I understand that. 308 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,240 My cat's very important to me too. 309 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,680 It's just the birds have been breeding frequently. 310 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,920 I now have 38. 311 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:23,880 And to be honest with you, Crestoyne, it's getting a bit too much for me to handle. 312 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:24,880 So here I am. 313 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:28,200 Are you just here to look for a co-parent for your birds and nothing else? 314 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,840 Look, if there's romance on the cards, I'm up for it. 315 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,800 It's not a deal breaker. 316 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:34,800 My birds are my priority. 317 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Okay. 318 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,800 Okay. 319 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,160 I don't feel the same way. 320 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,160 Yeah. 321 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:43,080 I'm getting enthusiasm from you here, Crestoyne. 322 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,080 Hey. 323 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,080 How about Corsair? 324 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,080 How do I make the best hands at these things? 325 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:55,640 I'm just going to take the lead, Corsair. 326 00:09:55,640 --> 00:10:00,840 I have four Cobras and my fortune teller told me I'd find someone this week. 327 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,840 Is that you? 328 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:06,800 Um, well, I'm not a big fan of Cobras myself. 329 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800 Don't worry. 330 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,400 I'll get rid of them. 331 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,880 Don't do that on my behalf. 332 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,880 No, no, no. 333 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,880 For you, it's a... 334 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,880 No, no, no. 335 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,880 Now, I will say, I'm not a believer in fortune tellers. 336 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,880 That's fine. 337 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,880 I've seen God too. 338 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,680 You're shouting at a lot of people in your life for someone you've just met. 339 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,680 I... 340 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,680 Yeah. 341 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,680 I've seen this in all six of my actions. 342 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,680 I want to pay it her, her money. 343 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,640 Me and you, this is tight. 344 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,000 I mean, you're very handsome, but... 345 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Really? 346 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:38,880 Crossfit, right? 347 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,880 I can't understand your accent. 348 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:40,880 What are you saying? 349 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:41,880 What do you mean? 350 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:42,880 Do you have an interpreter? 351 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:43,880 What the fuck? 352 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,880 I'm sorry. 353 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:49,320 I thought it was like an English language event. 354 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,600 I'm from England, Liverpool. 355 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,960 Are you here with someone? 356 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,120 Are you here with someone? 357 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:59,880 I've never been so insulted in my whole life, but yeah, me interpreter's here. 358 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,200 Come on ahead. 359 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200 Okay. 360 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,800 Oh, so you're the interpreter? 361 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,800 Is that you speaking or...? 362 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,800 We're here together, yeah. 363 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,800 Okay. 364 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,800 So you're here together. 365 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:18,440 What are you looking for in your life? 366 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:24,080 I suppose for our long-term relationships or maybe ramping up a wee bit slowly. 367 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,000 There's some people very intense about it very quickly. 368 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Yeah. 369 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 There's a lot going on here. 370 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,840 I'm looking for something really sweet and lovely too. 371 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,640 Something real gentle and quiet. 372 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:41,680 This might be inappropriate to ask, but the interpreter, are you also at this event or 373 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,680 is it...? 374 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:47,440 It's like a double date kind of surrogate kind of thing. 375 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,040 I just, he's going to look after the baby, you know. 376 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,600 Oh, you have a child? 377 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,600 No, we will. 378 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,600 Me and you. 379 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,240 You're just like the guy of the birds. 380 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,240 It's just too much too quickly. 381 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,760 Fucking hell. 382 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,760 Hi. 383 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:05,760 Hello. 384 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,640 We're looking to add a third. 385 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,800 Does that interest you? 386 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,080 I hadn't considered that before. 387 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,080 You know what? 388 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,280 On first impressions, which of us do you like better? 389 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,280 Well, obviously you. 390 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,280 Oh, don't be jealous. 391 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,280 What do you mean? 392 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,520 Well, you know, you haven't blinked yet. 393 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,640 Neither have I, but in a more warm way. 394 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,640 Yes. 395 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:28,640 Yeah. 396 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,640 I know your eyes feel like they should just naturally be open. 397 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,640 You look very bloodshot. 398 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,560 Do you think I should be looking at you? 399 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,520 Would you rather I look away from you? 400 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:40,160 I feel like I welcome your gaze, but you on the other hand, I feel like you're looking 401 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,160 through me. 402 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,160 It's... 403 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,160 They have that effect on people. 404 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,160 Can you blink? 405 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,160 Can you blink? 406 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,280 I promise that you'll warm to the both of us eventually. 407 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:53,240 I just, I thought I was stepping into like an existing conversation. 408 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,920 This has thrown me a wee bit. 409 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,200 Would you rather it's just me and you? 410 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,200 I would not rather that. 411 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,200 No, neither would I. 412 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:04,040 You don't want to have to break the sanctity of this, but you know, you deal with the cards, 413 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,040 you're dealt. 414 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,320 And you have bloodshot eyes, Anthony. 415 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,440 Just on this form, are you two separate entries or are you on the same? 416 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,120 No, we're looking for a third. 417 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,840 I know, I'm just sort of, if hypothetically I was filling out the form. 418 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,400 We're sharing the name badge. 419 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,400 Okay. 420 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,400 You can't see that. 421 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,400 Do you have a... 422 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,400 It's a long name badge. 423 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,400 You two are very... 424 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,400 Do you have a short name? 425 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,440 Because we only have one badge. 426 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,280 Yeah, it's Christy Yarn. 427 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:32,320 I mean, we could fit that in and then we could join the next table and look for a fourth. 428 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,640 Oh, did you guys meet at this event? 429 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,640 Yes. 430 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640 We've gotten on really well so far. 431 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,440 Okay, so some sort of amalgam that's happening. 432 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,360 I've already proposed and I have another ring in my pocket. 433 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,920 She thinks it will be you. 434 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:50,880 I have absorbed her into me. 435 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:57,560 He was just driving down the road and a tree dropped on the car and I just miss him so 436 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,560 much. 437 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,560 It was my fault. 438 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,560 I said he didn't need to go out. 439 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:07,320 Yeah, he forgot my birthday, but he didn't need to go out for a car then and then. 440 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,320 There was a storm that happened. 441 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,360 It's just so sad, you know? 442 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,960 So I like the catalogue trains. 443 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,720 So they have like a website. 444 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:21,120 He was stopped at a train whenever the tree dropped on him. 445 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:30,640 Oh, what kind of train? 446 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,720 I've got a good book for you if you're interested. 447 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,720 Oh, okay. 448 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,640 I'm a bit of a reader myself. 449 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,080 Well, have you heard of the Book of Mormon? 450 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,440 I saw the play. 451 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,680 Is there anything like that? 452 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,680 No. 453 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,680 Okay. 454 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,680 No. 455 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,680 Okay. 456 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,680 No. 457 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,680 What did you think of the play? 458 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,640 It was a bit crass for my liking. 459 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,280 But the music was very catchy. 460 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,280 It was crass, wasn't it? 461 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,720 It was very, very crass. 462 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,800 I did enjoy the humour. 463 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,360 It felt a wee bit like South Park to me and I don't enjoy that show. 464 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,040 I've never seen it. 465 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,080 I saw an episode once and I turned it off halfway through. 466 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,240 Can I see an episode? 467 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,240 Right now? 468 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,240 Do you have one on you? 469 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:12,080 No, and given my occupation, I don't think I should pirate it either. 470 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,080 What's your occupation? 471 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,080 I'm a TV license inspector. 472 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,080 You're kind of like me. 473 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,080 Really? 474 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,080 What do you do? 475 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,920 I go door to door with the book. 476 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,920 You know what? 477 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,280 Maybe we could team up one day and go door to door together. 478 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,120 I prefer to be alone sometimes. 479 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,160 I mean, we all prefer to be alone sometimes, but it's nice to share. 480 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,480 I've got my own thing going on. 481 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,480 Okay. 482 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,720 But what were you looking for tonight? 483 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,720 Can I move on? 484 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,840 I guess we could sit here in silence until the bell rings. 485 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,840 Can I move on? 486 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,840 You've got lovely hair. 487 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,840 Can you stop? 488 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:44,840 I'm sorry. 489 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:50,040 I only want to talk to you if you've got an episode of South Park to show me. 490 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,520 I mean, I could purchase one, I guess. 491 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,000 I feel like we don't have enough time. 492 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 What? 493 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 I know the bell hasn't rung yet. 494 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Purchase it and send it on to me. 495 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,760 I don't think we can share it that way. 496 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,440 I have to give you my login account and I don't think we're there yet. 497 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,440 Okay, you can do that. 498 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,440 I'll give you a book for it. 499 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,400 I feel like if we're not ready to walk door to door, we're not ready to share an Apple 500 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400 TV account. 501 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,400 What's wrong with you? 502 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:18,040 Oh, crustacean. 503 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,040 You're implorable. 504 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,040 I'm quite thirsty. 505 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,040 Will we get another ashtray? 506 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,040 Will we get one to share? 507 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:27,760 Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't want an actual ashtray. 508 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:33,840 I just felt awkward putting it down, but maybe a glass of wine or something. 509 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,840 Yeah. 510 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:35,840 I mean, if you're into that, that's okay. 511 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:40,000 I'll get the ashtray myself and you'll have the house ride then. 512 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Yes. 513 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yeah. 514 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Thank you so much. 515 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I mean, you can finish off this ashtray if you want. 516 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Oh, thank you. 517 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Yeah. 518 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,040 I feel, you know, I just got to be honest. 519 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,560 I've seen you are in the drink conversation. 520 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,760 I feel like you've been focusing on very little else. 521 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,760 Yeah. 522 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,760 Yeah. 523 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,760 Yeah. 524 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,760 Please don't take that. 525 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,760 I'll finish that. 526 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,760 Thank you so much. 527 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,760 No, of course. 528 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:01,760 Of course. 529 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,760 Yeah. 530 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,760 So I got to be honest with you. 531 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,760 I just think you've got the charisma. 532 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:11,480 You're funny and I think you'd be a great replacement as our leader in the stars in 533 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,480 the sky cult. 534 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,480 What do you think? 535 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,480 I'm not great in crowds. 536 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,760 Oh, I feel like I shine really one to one. 537 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,760 Okay. 538 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,640 Well, we could do a projector situation. 539 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,160 You know, we had a hologram before. 540 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,160 Okay. 541 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:29,400 So yeah, I do the budgets, you know, so I think we could maybe shake it. 542 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Do you want to take my card? 543 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,400 I'm always open to new things. 544 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,760 I like to think of myself as an open minded person. 545 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,760 Yeah. 546 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,760 Yeah. 547 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,320 I get the feeling and I feel like we've like had a past life experience. 548 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,800 I feel like you're at that level 17 already. 549 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,000 So I think you're ready. 550 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,720 I will be honest before we meet up again. 551 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:49,280 I will probably Google what this whole religion is about. 552 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,360 Would I come across anything unsavory or? 553 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,920 Well, you know, some people like the internet, what are you going to do? 554 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,160 But you can trust me. 555 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,120 Christiana for sure. 556 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,120 Like I can tell you anything. 557 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,120 It's Christiana, Christa Riedemer. 558 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,960 No, I'm sorry. 559 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:12,080 Oh, for fuck's sake. 560 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,080 Okay. 561 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,080 Hi. 562 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,080 Hi. 563 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,080 It's been a long evening. 564 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,120 We've introduced ourselves to a lot of people. 565 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,120 Yeah. 566 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,120 Yeah. 567 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,480 Like did they listen to your preferences form at all? 568 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:26,800 Because like I've been dealing with like everyone tonight has had detached earlobes and I specifically 569 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,240 says I want to detached on the preference form. 570 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,400 Um, that wasn't, you know what? 571 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,400 I'm pretty flexible. 572 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,080 So I don't think I felt that much of the preference form, but um, 573 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,680 I wish I was as loose as you are. 574 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:42,000 I like you want one thing and like they tell you that you're going to get it and you just 575 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 show up and there's just no one here for you. 576 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,480 Like I'm sorry. 577 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,840 But the fact that you're wearing glasses just keeps drawing my eye line to it as well. 578 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,000 It's they're so loose. 579 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,120 Is this a deal breaker or is this just a preference? 580 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,960 Where like, where would you like to live? 581 00:18:55,960 --> 00:19:00,680 Because if it's windy, like they're going to be moving and I just can't, I can't be. 582 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,920 I mean, I could wear like a big hatch for, you know, that covers the ears. 583 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,920 They flop out. 584 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,920 Most hats don't reach it. 585 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:07,920 It's the lobe. 586 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:08,920 No, I understand. 587 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:13,160 But you know, colder countries, they have things that cover the ears precisely because 588 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,720 the lobes freeze. 589 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,720 I don't know. 590 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:21,320 Um, surgery? 591 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:25,280 Hi Louise couldn't make it tonight. 592 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,160 So I'm just here in her place. 593 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,280 So I'm married. 594 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,280 I'm not available. 595 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,280 I'm just a seat fuller. 596 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,280 Oh, okay. 597 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,880 So are you advertising Louise? 598 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,160 Yeah, she's great. 599 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,160 Is she? 600 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,160 Okay. 601 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,160 That's, that's, that's good. 602 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160 You think she'd like me? 603 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,160 Well, I don't know. 604 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,000 I can't have Louise's gut reaction for you. 605 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Okay. 606 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,680 I just sell me yourself on behalf of Louise. 607 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:45,680 Okay. 608 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,160 Well, I've got, I've got a lovely cat. 609 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,360 Uh, I've got, I've got, she's allergic. 610 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,360 Is she? 611 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,360 Yeah. 612 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,360 Okay. 613 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360 Well, that's anything else. 614 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,360 That feels like a deal breaker. 615 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,360 Okay. 616 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,360 How about you? 617 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,360 Is the marriage going well? 618 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,360 Yeah. 619 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,360 Okay. 620 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,360 Four years. 621 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,360 How did you guys meet? 622 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,360 Not one of these. 623 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,360 Not one of these. 624 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,360 Okay. 625 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,360 How did you? 626 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 We went to university together. 627 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,360 Yeah. 628 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,360 I didn't meet anyone at uni. 629 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,360 Yeah. 630 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,360 It can be tough. 631 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,360 It can be. 632 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,360 It's just, I feel like the course loads so much these days. 633 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360 You don't have time. 634 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,360 Oh no, you don't do the work. 635 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,360 You just have the social life. 636 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360 That's how you meet the love of your life. 637 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,360 I wish, I wish I'd known that earlier. 638 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,360 I wish I could go back now. 639 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,360 That's. 640 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,360 You could probably re-enroll. 641 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,360 You'll just be starting by a lot of 19 year olds. 642 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,360 I don't want that. 643 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,360 Maybe that's your thing. 644 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360 I don't know. 645 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,360 It's not Louise's thing. 646 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:34,240 I'll just cut to the chase. 647 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,400 Do you have Family Guy on your phone? 648 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,600 I have introduced myself 23 times today. 649 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,280 My ego is shattered. 650 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,780 I don't know who I am. 651 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:49,040 I've talked about my siblings and my job over and over again. 652 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,760 I don't know what I want anymore. 653 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,080 I just know what everyone else wants and I know I'm not that. 654 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,080 Yeah, you're not. 655 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,920 I would like to watch Family Guy and I hear you have it on your phone. 656 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,720 I don't know who keeps sharing that. 657 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,680 I don't have Family Guy. 658 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,680 Do you have? 659 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,960 I just, I just want a family. 660 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,960 Aww. 661 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960 Son? 662 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:17,840 What the bloody hell are you doing here? 663 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,160 Oh my goodness. 664 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,600 They made me, they checked my ID when I came in. 665 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,440 How did you get in this? 666 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,200 It's 25 to 35. 667 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,840 Hey, you know your old daddy can slip right through any security, you know me. 668 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,840 How's Mum? 669 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,840 Oh, don't bloody know. 670 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:37,240 I haven't seen her in about two weeks. 671 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,240 She's worried about you. 672 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,240 Ah, no. 673 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,240 Why would she be worried? 674 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,360 I'm coming to all these single mixer events. 675 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,680 It's just a bit of silly fun, isn't it? 676 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,600 You know, meeting loves of your lives and have you met anyone today, son? 677 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,040 I met one person, but I don't think they reciprocated this. 678 00:21:52,040 --> 00:22:00,280 Oh, well, I'd be a bad father if I didn't ask her. 679 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,840 Alex is it? 680 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,600 Um, well, it's me, Michelangelo. 681 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,920 It's Christ Alex. 682 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:07,920 That's close enough. 683 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,920 Well, I would like you to pronounce it. 684 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,920 It's close enough. 685 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,280 I feel like I come here with a name. 686 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,640 Every, excuse me, I'm talking. 687 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:17,920 I come here every week that this speed dating is on and most weeks it's not. 688 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,240 You are here every week? 689 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,360 It's different age categories, different weeks. 690 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,640 Michelangelo plays what's in front of him. 691 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,640 OK. 692 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:31,760 So I am a veteran at this and I can spot fresh, excuse me, fresh meat across the table when 693 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,760 I see it. 694 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,760 You're not excused. 695 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,760 Michelangelo is talking. 696 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,080 Here, take my hand. 697 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,080 No. 698 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,080 Take my hand. 699 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,080 It's so cold. 700 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,080 OK, take off the glove. 701 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080 Mine? 702 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,080 Both of them. 703 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,080 OK, OK. 704 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,640 This isn't any better. 705 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,200 Don't you think there's a connection in how clammy our hands are? 706 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,360 I feel like mine was warm before I touched yours. 707 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,920 You're wearing a rubber glove underneath your woolen glove. 708 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,920 You make me uncomfortable. 709 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,160 Will you come home with me? 710 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,160 No. 711 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,160 Ding ding ding ding. 712 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:10,240 I didn't want you to find out this way, but me and your grandmother have separated. 713 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,120 And you, this feels very avoidable. 714 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,600 I didn't want to be here with you right now. 715 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,600 I don't want you to be here with me right now. 716 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:22,000 She'd come closer and closer and I kept trying to switch and get to someone else. 717 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:29,080 But no one would take me both in the speed dating world and also like switch places. 718 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,280 Was I the only one who they checked ID for? 719 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,320 I filled out all the forms. 720 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:38,760 I'm just saying that your grandmother just doesn't enjoy what I give anymore. 721 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,640 I respect that. 722 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,640 She's here somewhere too. 723 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,440 I hope she's rotating like me because I don't want to talk to her. 724 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,440 This has been very uncomfortable. 725 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,440 What? 726 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,440 Do you have any tips? 727 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,440 I'll give you one. 728 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,440 Never reveal your bank account. 729 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,440 I've lost three cards already. 730 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,440 Okay. 731 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,440 I won't do that. 732 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,440 Two of those were to your father. 733 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,440 He needs money. 734 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,440 Why were you two talking? 735 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,440 You're both meant to be sitting. 736 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,440 We're rotating. 737 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,440 I keep trying to avoid the rotations, but I keep hitting my Lenny age. 738 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,440 I did post in a family group chat that I would be here tonight. 739 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:16,440 I feel like you guys are sabotaging the night. 740 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:21,440 I just want what's best for you after all your terrible dealings. 741 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,440 I want best for me too. 742 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,440 Your grandmother just doesn't. 743 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:31,440 She says I sway weird, but I say I've got osteoporosis. 744 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:37,440 Hi, will you marry me? 745 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:43,440 At this point of the evening, I'm very tempted to say yes. 746 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,440 Oh my God. 747 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,440 Finally. 748 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,440 I've gone through 35 people and that's been my opener every single day. 749 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,440 I haven't said yes yet. 750 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,440 I'll take the ring back off your finger. 751 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,440 You really jammed that on there right over the glove. 752 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,440 Yeah. 753 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,440 Hey. 754 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,440 Maybe we should start with names first. 755 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,440 You basically said yes. 756 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,440 I said I'm very open to it. 757 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,440 Great. 758 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,440 That's more than most people this evening. 759 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:13,440 I feel like us at night goes on people's views and blood alcohol level changes. 760 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,440 Stone cold sober. 761 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440 I'm stone cold sober. 762 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,440 I'm just desperate. 763 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,440 Yeah. 764 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,440 I was wanting to ask you earlier, but someone took that off me. 765 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,440 I think we're all desperate. 766 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,440 I mean, we're at a fucking... 767 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,440 I wouldn't say desperate. 768 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,440 I didn't feel desperate before. 769 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,440 I've got a lot of pressure from my parents. 770 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,440 So if I don't come out of this with an engagement, I'm fucked. 771 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,440 Okay. 772 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,440 It's like reverse Hallmark movie. 773 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,440 Okay. 774 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,440 How about this? 775 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,440 We chat normally and if we both match on the cards at the end of the evening, we get engaged. 776 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,440 No, that's far too loose. 777 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,440 You sound like you're backing out already. 778 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,440 Okay. 779 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,440 Let's say I agree to this. 780 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,440 Grant. 781 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,440 What are you going to do? 782 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,440 We just got engaged, everyone. 783 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,440 No, no, no. 784 00:25:53,440 --> 00:26:18,440 So I've got a cat. 785 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,440 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Connoth McVeigh. 786 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,440 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 787 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,440 us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. 788 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:37,440 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, Gerd Donley, Cairnsands, Rachel Coulter, 789 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:44,440 Kate Thompson, Joe Donaldson, Adam Crossan and Conor McNally. 790 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:49,440 The opening and closing music was created by Conor Mallon and you can check out his 791 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,440 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 792 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,440 Thank you for listening. 793 00:26:54,440 --> 00:27:21,440 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.