1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Welcome to the community garden, where there's plots of land and plots of intrigue. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Oh, you're walking away from me. 3 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 4 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Anya, have you planted all these leeks? 5 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Am I the first one you accuse every time there's an unapproved vegetable planted? 6 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:02,000 The t-shirt doesn't help. And like, to be fair Anya, every time I have accused you of the past, it has been you. So I'm just going off a body of evidence. 7 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:12,000 It just makes it all easier to frame me. Just because I'm wearing a t-shirt of two leeks high-fiving doesn't mean that I would plant leeks. 8 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Yeah, well the last time that this happened it was aubergine, so it was two aubergine high-fiving. 9 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 A bit of a pattern. 10 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 It was a firm handshake. They weren't high-fiving. 11 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Do you bake these t-shirts yourself? 12 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I'm glad you asked. Yes, I can make t-shirts on demand. I take my card, it's got a QR code for my website. 13 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:42,000 I don't think that is the issue at hand. We had discussed and agreed to do mixed planting this year in the beds. 14 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 We did. I planted some roses. 15 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Well now, they're just leeks. 16 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:55,000 I just feel victimized. Oh, surprised, are you Anya? Surprised? I'm not buying it. 17 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:01,000 I'm not that surprised because someone has to fight you every single time. It wasn't me though. 18 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 These are very good quality t-shirts. 19 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Thank you. 20 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Has anything come up on your side of the fence since? 21 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,000 What are you trying to know? I just wanted to find out if you had the same problem as I've got on this side. 22 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:27,000 You said it would be okay, but it's coming up down towards the bottom of my garden. 23 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Don't talk too loud, the z is everywhere. 24 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I'm talking quietly. You're the one that insists on staying on your side of the fence. 25 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Oh my god, I'm the loud one. Jesus, you're gonna spill the beans all over the place and they're gonna know. 26 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:44,000 I wasn't saying anything, I was just trying to ask you discreetly, is there anything on your side? 27 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I may have had a few tibbles. 28 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 What happened to them? What did you do with them? 29 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I don't think it's the right time to tell yet. 30 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Well, you need to come up with something because I think I've managed to cover everything up on this side. 31 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 There was quite a lot, but... 32 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Look, he'll be gone by Friday, you promised. 33 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Right, well, okay, well look, on your head, I mean, if anything happens, if anything shows up on your side, then you're on your own. 34 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,000 What do you think them two are talking about? 35 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Probably football. Probably something dumb. 36 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Yeah. I don't know, they come like this really weird, like... 37 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 They're both hunched over. 38 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Yeah, they're hunchin'. And it makes me think they're sharing secrets. 39 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Oh, and you're secret telling? 40 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I think they could be secret telling. 41 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Secret telling without us? 42 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I mean, you know, we're neighbors as well, and all four of us have the shared bit of the fence in the middle. 43 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Sure, we're all, yeah, it's a perfect X, yeah. 44 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Yeah, it's a perfect X. 45 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 We call our little meeting spot the perfect X. 46 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah, I don't know, maybe you should go and see what's going on. 47 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Should we go over and see what's happening? 48 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Maybe they're talking about us. 49 00:03:54,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Dan, this can't go on any longer. We need to come clean. 50 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 No, I'm never telling anyone what we've done. 51 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 But we need to. 52 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 I'm never telling. We agreed. 53 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Yeah, but things change. It's got too serious now. 54 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I'm up all night thinking about it. 55 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 I'm not doing it. You know I'm not. 56 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:20,000 You know I get panic attacks, and that's why we agreed never to reveal it. 57 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 I just can't live with myself. I'm going to tell. 58 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 No! 59 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,000 So you do what you need to do, but it ends now. 60 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Hey, Dan. Hey, Colour. Sorry I was late. 61 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 We have something to tell you. 62 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 No, we don't. 63 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Huh? 64 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 You need to know. 65 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Should I set out my little camping still first? 66 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Yeah, I think you should sit down. 67 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:46,000 What Dan wants to tell you is I don't think we've ever told you how much we appreciate you. 68 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 That's lies. 69 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 That's nice. 70 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 That's not what we're here to tell you. 71 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Are you saying you don't appreciate him, Dan? 72 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, that's also untrue. 73 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Did you just forget a fishing rod? 74 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Because I have a fishing rod in the van. If one of you has forgot a fishing rod, I can just get my spare. 75 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 You know what? I did forget a fishing rod. That is exactly what Dan wanted to say. Isn't that right, Dan? 76 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 No, it isn't. 77 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 That's right, Dan. That's what he wanted to say. 78 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I'll go grab that. Back in a minute. 79 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 What are you doing? 80 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Will you greet? 81 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 No, what are you doing? We wouldn't tell. 82 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 I need to get it off my chest. 83 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 No, you don't. You need to keep it in your chest. 84 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I can't anymore. There's already so much stuff in there. 85 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Yeah, well, one more thing's not going to hurt now, you said? 86 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 It does hurt. 87 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Yeah, well, it hurts me to get things out. 88 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I'm still going to tell him. I don't care. As soon as he comes back, I'm telling him. So you may get ready. 89 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Then after the sixth divorce, I guess I started to realize perhaps me and Margaret weren't ready for each other. 90 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:47,000 You know, six divorces to one person is a lot, isn't it? 91 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 That's when I started to think perhaps we weren't right for each other. 92 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 But we tried it three more times for sure. Nine marriages, me and Margaret, 93 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:03,000 and only ever stopped after I got hit by a bus and landed in a coma for 17 years. 94 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Oh, we did still get married once whilst I was in that coma. 95 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 And of course, I would like to help you with the hole you're digging here. 96 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,000 But I'm on strict doctor's orders. No digging, no planting, no cropping, no plotting. 97 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 I don't know this no more. 98 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Got a bad back, you see. I tried to run a marathon, didn't I? 99 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:31,000 And whenever I was in week three of my training and preparations, I fell down a ditch and wasn't discovered for four days. 100 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:37,000 I had a family of ducks that started living beside me on day two. 101 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 And we got quite close. 102 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:44,000 And eventually, one of them started walking across the road, caused a car crash. 103 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,000 The car went over me. But that was how I was discovered. 104 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I was too weak to talk, of course. 105 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 So everyone thought I was in the car crash. 106 00:06:54,000 --> 00:07:01,000 And rumors started of an affair between me and the driver of the car, Gerald Finnegan. 107 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:09,000 And don't get me wrong, Gerald Finnegan is a lovely, lovely man who is a dreamboat of a person. 108 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Everyone knows I'm surprised I was even put in his league for an affair. 109 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 I was very pleasantly surprised, I will be honest. 110 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I would have said that Gerald Finnegan, that Gerald Finnegan was much out of my league. 111 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:29,000 So that was a nice confidence boost once I got out of the hospital after three weeks. 112 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:35,000 So now I just come here to relax and chat to new friends and old friends alike. 113 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Look, I fed him and everything and he promised me he'd be away by Friday. 114 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 That's it, that's all it is, it's not much. 115 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Just we're so close, just don't mess it up. 116 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I told you it was a bad idea. 117 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I won't, I won't. 118 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Two cups of sugar and one half a cup of Baileys. 119 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Baileys at this time? 120 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 No, yeah. 121 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 We're having a little naughty pre-session. 122 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Morning mimosas, everybody. 123 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 We're just sharing a recipe for Bailey's cheesecake. 124 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Right. 125 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Oh, yeah. 126 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I don't know, because we were talking about the hunched over. 127 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 You were like, how did you? 128 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 When you're hunched over, that's your level. 129 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I was just looking and seeing what the bottom of the fence, see if it just needed a touch of paint. 130 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Daryl, you threw your hands up at one point and that's usually when you're getting accused of something, you get defensive. 131 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I was like, oh. 132 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 That's such a good recipe. 133 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Yeah, I was like, oh, Bailey's never thought of that. 134 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 It's revolutionary. 135 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:42,000 And I was just, I'm just stupid because my back hurts a bit, you know. 136 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Okay, well, we'll leave you to it. 137 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Okay. 138 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 That's okay. 139 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:50,000 So they have no clue about the hobo living at the bottom of the yard. 140 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 I don't know. 141 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I have no idea. 142 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 I think we're finally going to get away with it. 143 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Yeah. 144 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Oh, thank goodness. 145 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 We were in trouble. 146 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Because we've been taking turns. 147 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Taking turns, yeah. 148 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Like a cat moving between gardens. 149 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Between just our two. 150 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I've been feeding him one tin of cream of mushroom soup every week. 151 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Oh, that's not good. 152 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 I've been giving them tuna. 153 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I don't know if they'll mix well. 154 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Oh. 155 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Well, I guess. 156 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 No, probably wouldn't. 157 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 I'll change mine. 158 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I have a load of different tins. 159 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 What do you think, though? 160 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 They're talking about something. 161 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I don't know. 162 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 They were overlooking. 163 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 I think they've got a secret. 164 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 I don't know why they came over and then why they just left like straight away. 165 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 It's like so suspicious. 166 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Yeah. 167 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:33,000 I think anyway, he loves lasagna, but I'm starting to wean him off it. 168 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Loan to what? 169 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Well, I'm getting worried. 170 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 If I keep giving him lasagna, he's going to hang about. 171 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,000 But like he said, he said he'll be gone by Friday. 172 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Gone by Friday. 173 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 He said that before. 174 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Well, yeah, then he went to you and then he came back. 175 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Do you think they know? 176 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Is it possible they know? 177 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Why would he go there? 178 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 I was giving him lasagna. 179 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Yeah, but you were and then he came to me. 180 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Do you think maybe he's visiting more than? 181 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 No. 182 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Do they know? 183 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Do they think that we know that they know? 184 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 I don't think they have any idea what's going on. 185 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 There's no way to know about this. 186 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 No clue. 187 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Don't worry, though, because I put a little air tag into his jacket pocket so I can track him around the house. 188 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 And then I put a collar on him as a little camera. 189 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 That's so cute. 190 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 So then I can see him climbing on the fences and stuff. 191 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 That's so cute. 192 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Oh my God. 193 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Where is he at now? 194 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 The cemetery. 195 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Just like hanging around? 196 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Just hanging around. 197 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:31,000 That kind of makes me feel weird because it's like, are we not doing enough for him? 198 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Well, I guess maybe he just wants to roam in the fresh air. 199 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 I don't know. 200 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Like, are they allowed to roam? 201 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Like, should they not be kept indoors? 202 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 No, well, we keep them outdoors, don't we? 203 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I suppose we do. 204 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Anya, not to distract the topic of PAND, but could you do like branded t-shirts for all this? 205 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 None of this like gimmicky stuff. 206 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Gimmicky? 207 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 They're high-fiving. 208 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 I don't think that's a gimmick. 209 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 I think that's... 210 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 It's not very professional. 211 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 No, it's not. 212 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 This is just a community garden though. 213 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 I don't do like corporate work. 214 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 I think that t-shirt printing is an art. 215 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Yeah, but I'm not saying I'd pay you, but like if we went to the council... 216 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Oh, for this quality. 217 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 I got funding. 218 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Oh, like for the community garden? 219 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Yeah. 220 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Oh yeah. 221 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Branded stuff. 222 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I'm sorry for pulling on your t-shirt so much, but for this quality I'd pay. 223 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 How do you get in on that? 224 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 You know what? 225 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Oh wow. 226 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 I'm starting to think... 227 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Okay, you two are both pulling on my t-shirt now. 228 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 This is a little bit uncomfortable. 229 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Yeah, but it won't stretch. 230 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 That's good quality. 231 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Oh wow, yeah. 232 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I thought the leaks and the mayhem were what you were after on you, but I'm starting to 233 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000 think it's all about the t-shirts and the merchandising opportunities. 234 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Which came first? 235 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 The leaked t-shirt or the planted leaks? 236 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 That's a very good question. 237 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Well, they're quite clearly independent train of thoughts. 238 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:49,000 I made a t-shirt and the same night some sort of leak incident happened. 239 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:54,000 I think it's just, you know, I don't know who did it, but we share a wavelength. 240 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 And now you're proposing we mass produce these t-shirts? 241 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Oh no, that was my idea. 242 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Again, I wasn't proposing any of the sort. 243 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 I'm just wearing my own t-shirts. 244 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,000 I just hope we don't have to kick anyone else out like Alberto last year. 245 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 We said we wouldn't mention that name again. 246 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Sorry. 247 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Could it be that perhaps Alberto is vengeful? 248 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 He still claims he was framed. 249 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Sorry. 250 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 I met up with him. 251 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,000 You're saying Alberto came back to town and planted leaks in the night on you. 252 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Really? 253 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I did meet up with him a week ago. 254 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Not in town, but it was far away. 255 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,000 And just coincidentally, the morning after you've worn your leaked t-shirt. 256 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 I'm not saying Alberto has or hasn't done it. 257 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:40,000 All I'm saying is you're quick to accuse and my t-shirt is unrelated to the incident. 258 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Look, I'd say it was less gimmicky if it wasn't a jumping high five. 259 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:50,000 If the leaks feet were in the ground and they were doing like a sturdy high five, different. 260 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Gives off a different vibe. 261 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 But I think because it's like a high school musical type jump. 262 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000 But I really like how it looks as if they're jumping out of the soil. 263 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Like they've just been, they've just done enough to jump out of the soil. 264 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 It looks very clever. 265 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 They're like, we're ready. 266 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Like they have a skirt. 267 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Yeah. 268 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 We're ready to be in a stew. 269 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Leeks want to be in the ground. 270 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Leeks want to be in the ground, right? 271 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 It's provocative. 272 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 This is what I'm talking about with it being art. 273 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 This is more of a Rorschach test. 274 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:23,000 You feel constrained and see them as leaks of being out of their place. 275 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Whereas you see the freedom that they feel and that they're exuberant about it. 276 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:34,000 What does the speech bubble that says, I did it, I planted them mean? 277 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I see evidence of a misdemeanor. 278 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Why is no one else upset about this? 279 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 George, your roses, they're gone. 280 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Yeah. Wait a minute. 281 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Where did they go? 282 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 They've been replaced by leaks. 283 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:52,000 You know, you won't get any nice flowers now after we agreed on the mixed bed planting. 284 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I mean, I will say that I hadn't planted anything yet. 285 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:01,000 So Anya or whoever planted the leaks has really helped me out. 286 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,000 And that was my fourth job, I think after leaving high school. 287 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 That was whenever I touched up boilers for people. 288 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Yes. And I didn't have any qualifications. 289 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 And those days you didn't need them. 290 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 So I just started touching up some boilers. 291 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:24,000 In fact, I found that I can make some work for myself by touching up some boilers, 292 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 then going around and saying, hey, your boiler's been touched up. 293 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 So I'll fix it up for you. 294 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 I got to learn on the job, didn't I? 295 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Then yeah, it was lovely. 296 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Oh, that's a nice rod. 297 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Is that for me? 298 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Well, I guess you can have it. 299 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Yeah, this is my first one. 300 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 But yeah, you can use it. That's fine. 301 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Yeah, I'll use the spare one. 302 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 That's fine. 303 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 It's to do with the back garden. 304 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Huh? 305 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Yeah. You know, the back garden. 306 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Oh, the shared back garden. 307 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Yeah. 308 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Yeah. 309 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Those neighbors we can all go into. 310 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Yeah. 311 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Do you remember we got the fence read on and we all chipped in for it? 312 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Oh yeah. 313 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Like what was it? 314 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Well, we got 120 each or so. 315 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 That was pretty good. 316 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 And everyone says the reviews are great. 317 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 I want to get the number off the guy who did that, because that was a really good job. 318 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Yeah. 319 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 And really reasonable. 320 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:14,000 We looked it up on Nextdoor and everyone says it's a lovely job because he took pictures. 321 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,000 He took pictures and they say, yeah, it's the nicest shared garden they've ever done. 322 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 And what for like 10 houses, 120? 323 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 And that's everything there is to say about it. 324 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Isn't that right Dan? 325 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 There's nothing more to say about it. 326 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 That's everything there is to say. 327 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,000 The pictures have undone us. 328 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 The council have gotten contact. 329 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000 It's one foot higher than is legal. 330 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 We didn't have plan and permission for this. 331 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Who? 332 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 So you just found out? 333 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:44,000 It's because he was putting pictures up on Nextdoor saying, look at our brilliant fence. 334 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 And the council have found out. 335 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 So you just realised? 336 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 So we can just say the council we didn't know will? 337 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,000 And Dan here had to tell everyone how tall he is. 338 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000 We shouldn't have taken so many pictures of me standing right beside it. 339 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Why did you have to post, I love being five foot five? 340 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000 So we went, you know, I love being five foot five. 341 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,000 They can tell how tall it is if they know how tall you are. 342 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 So we went above the community guidelines. 343 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Oh, fuck. 344 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Oh, Jesus. 345 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 I'm not going to hide who I am. 346 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000 And who I am is five foot five. 347 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 You're always denying me my truth. 348 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 It's fine for you to be that high. 349 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Oh, is it? 350 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 I don't want to be sick again. 351 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 So the fence has to come down. 352 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 The whole thing? 353 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Can't we just like shorten it? 354 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 We can get the guy back. 355 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 We'll just. 356 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 No, it's all done to spec. 357 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 There's no if you do that, it structurally is unsound. 358 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 And then there's a bigger fucking problem. 359 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Who knows? Who knows? 360 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 The council knows. 361 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 The council knows. 362 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 So that's it. 363 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 That's it done. 364 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,000 And so where you're currently digging, which is quite a big hole. 365 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:59,000 This is currently a plot that has been designated as it will eventually be cemented over, paved over. 366 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:09,000 And it's going to become the new designated disability car parking spot, because apparently we're being very ableist in our car parking spots. 367 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 So we've had to make some changes. 368 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:21,000 So it would be in advised to plant anything here that you would think would not be ready in about one month. 369 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Oh, you're just throwing the carpet right in there. 370 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Oh, OK. 371 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Right in the carpet goes. 372 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 I like that you're using your carpet. 373 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 That'll probably help it to take root. 374 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 That's very clever. 375 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:45,000 But yeah, you'll need to harvest this within a month or else it will just be paved over for the designated disabled car parking spot, as I did say. 376 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Oh, my God, he's gone. 377 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 He's gone. 378 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 I just seen his coat on the cap flap. 379 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 He's supposed to squeeze out again. 380 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Well, have you checked the app on your phone? 381 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Can you track him? 382 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Hopefully. 383 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,000 I mean, like the tag I had on his ankle is like still there. 384 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 I'll check now. 385 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Where is he? 386 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Oh, my God, he's at the cemetery. 387 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 What's he doing there? 388 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 He's got no family. 389 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Do we know too enough for him? 390 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 I think I'm actually kind of worried about him. 391 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Do you want to head down to the cemetery now and? 392 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 We'll check your tag that you have. 393 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Yeah, sure. 394 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Yep. 395 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Still at the cemetery. 396 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Have you been putting it in the soup? 397 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Sometimes I find he kind of notices when it's just kind of bobbing on top of the soup because I don't even like heat the soup up. 398 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:42,000 I just kind of give him the open tin and like put the tracker on top, hoping that he'll think it's a mushroom. 399 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Your car has the receiver, right? 400 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 It'll take us to straight to the roof. 401 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 402 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Right. Well, we got to go. 403 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 We got to go down to the cemetery. 404 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 I'm worried about him now. 405 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,000 It isn't charged. The car isn't charged. 406 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Oh my God. It's freaking electric. 407 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Oh, hey. 408 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Hey guys. 409 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Wow. I ran out of cheese. 410 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 No way. 411 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I ran out of cheese. 412 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 We got to go to the shop. 413 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Yeah, we're going to go to the shop. 414 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 We're actually going to the flower shop. 415 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Flower shop. 416 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Because I ran out of petunias. 417 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 You need some petunias for? 418 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 The cemetery. 419 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 For your mom's grave. 420 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Because we're going to my mom's grave. 421 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 We're going to the cemetery. 422 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Yeah. 423 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Nice. 424 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Because my mom, no one ever visits her. 425 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 It's nice. 426 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 What do you think? 427 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 I haven't been to the cemetery in ages. 428 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 I haven't been in ages. 429 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Which is like in the car. 430 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 It would be nice. 431 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 You want to come pay respects to my mom? 432 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000 I mean, let me check my phone for something. 433 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Yep. 434 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Go to the cemetery. 435 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Should we go to... 436 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Your car is not plugged in there. 437 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 I know. That's what I'm saying. 438 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 I'm such a silly goose. 439 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 We can't go to the shop anyway. 440 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 We can go to the carpool. 441 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 I hope it's not too much trouble. 442 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 We can drop them off on... 443 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 We can pop by the store as well. 444 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Go straight to the cemetery. 445 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 We'll go straight there. 446 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Wonderful. 447 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:19,000 I'm going to go and check on... 448 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 And my son, of course, he doesn't talk to me, 449 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 but that's because he can't talk to anyone. 450 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 He's mute. 451 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Won't say a word to no one. 452 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 But he has other forms of communication. 453 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 He's a lovely drawer. 454 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 He's a fantastic drawer. 455 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Very good at the sign language. 456 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000 And I can't do it anymore on account of my hands 457 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 not working for me because of the arthritis. 458 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,000 So we have lovely locks and lovely silences. 459 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 My mother, she's still cooking. 460 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 She's still cooking along, rightly. 461 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 She's 104 years old. 462 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 She also doesn't speak to me. 463 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Not like my son, no. 464 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000 She does not like my character. 465 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000 She thinks I'm weak-willed and stubborn. 466 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 And a fool. 467 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:08,000 And she says I'm ugly. 468 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 I think it's important that we all go around 469 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 and say what we were going to plant 470 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000 so that we know that it couldn't have been any one of us. 471 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Look, I will just put it out there. 472 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 I have nothing against leeks, per se. 473 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Just I don't want only leeks, OK? 474 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 There'll be so many. 475 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,000 I'm going to be having, like, leek and potato soup for months. 476 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 And then eventually, when the potatoes run out, 477 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 just leek soup. 478 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 There's so many leeks here. 479 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 You were going to plant roses. 480 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Yes. 481 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 You were going to plant... 482 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Hyacinth, what were you going to plant? 483 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Carrots and herbs. 484 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 What were you going to plant? 485 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 I will be honest. 486 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,000 I was going to defy her and plant a select number of leeks. 487 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,000 I wasn't going to dominate the garden with these three. 488 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Mm-hmm. 489 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,000 So, OK, you just coincidentally were intending to plant leeks. 490 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I also was coincidentally intending on planting leeks. 491 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 So you really have helped me out. 492 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Interesting. 493 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Or whoever it was. 494 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 So, OK. 495 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Oh, hang on. 496 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Quite clearly, there's some sort of leek wavelength going on in this town. 497 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000 We are all on our own volition, coming off the idea of planting leeks. 498 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 They're so adaptable. 499 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 You can put them in anything. 500 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 There's two of you. 501 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 I see. 502 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 I see. 503 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Wait, what if someone took my rose seeds and gave me leek seeds? 504 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 What if I have been a patsy? 505 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I mean, they're visibly grown. 506 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 They're probably, like, planted as bulbs already. 507 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Oh, OK. 508 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Good, good, good, good. 509 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 So they just dug up my seeds. 510 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 But I love your enthusiasm. 511 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 You didn't see this as some sort of subterfuge planting. 512 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 You saw it as a miracle occurring overnight. 513 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 I just don't know how leeks grow. 514 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000 I'm starting to see it as an organized crime. 515 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Sounds very much like you had an accomplice on you. 516 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 That's not in the community spirit. 517 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 No, it is not, George. 518 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Thank you. 519 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Agreement is in the community spirit. 520 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Again, it wasn't me. 521 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 And it wasn't me. 522 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 I'm too disorganized. 523 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I was busy screen printing. 524 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 I can see that on you. 525 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Yes, it's screen printed. 526 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Yes. 527 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Oh, I would have thought you sent it off to your printers. 528 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 No, I make it by myself. 529 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 That's more rustic. 530 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 It's more lo-fi. 531 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Not in a bad way. 532 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Russ. 533 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Onyes had said it was an art and therefore couldn't risk companies mass producing them. 534 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Guys, it's just the lack of trust. 535 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 If you were so set on... 536 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 It's your lack of trust in us. 537 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 We all trust each other apart from you. 538 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000 If you were so set on leeks, why did you agree to the mixed planting? 539 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 You could have lobbied for leeks. 540 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 I didn't know whether people were going to go for leeks. 541 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000 I would love some leeks, but I agreed on roses. 542 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,000 We could have discussed it as a committee and all agreed on leeks. 543 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000 It's not the leeks, it's the betrayal. 544 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000 It's the lies and the subterfuge and the evil. 545 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 That really cuts me deep. 546 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Again, I did not plant all of the leeks. 547 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,000 And while I was going to defy you, it was just going to be a select number of leeks. 548 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 This is far too many leeks. 549 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 I was going to plant leeks instead of tomatoes. 550 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 So you're saying you planted some of the leeks, but not all. 551 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 No, I had intended to. 552 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Well, somebody, as yet unspecified, has filled the entire bed with leeks. 553 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 There's no room for anything else. 554 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,000 We got a statistical analysis person in to do a statistical analysis 555 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:13,000 and they said the likelihood of us all putting the same thing in was one in a thousand. 556 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,000 It also seems to have happened overnight, which isn't normal for the community garden. 557 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Somebody planted half-grown leeks. 558 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 We're very much a daytime activity group. 559 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 It must have been Alberto. 560 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Alberto? 561 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Alberto. 562 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 I said we wouldn't speak his name again. 563 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Well, we have to make a determining factor that it was him. 564 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000 He's clearly in the area if you met him for a drink. 565 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 And he held a grudge. 566 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 You met him? 567 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Yeah, I said earlier I met him last week for a drink. 568 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000 The betrayals come thick and fast, George. 569 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Oh, no, I didn't mean to. 570 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 It might move on to legal action. 571 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000 So I guess we can't put in for the community garden competition then? 572 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 No, that's that fucked. 573 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Oh, come on. 574 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 I had just got my daisies ready to go. 575 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,000 We can't have the garden party, your birthday that we're going to have. 576 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 What? 577 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 We can't have that anymore. 578 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 We can't have that there just because the fence is too high. 579 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 It's a structural risk. 580 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 I invited Jessica already. 581 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000 I know it was a month away. 582 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 That was a bit, it's a bit far in advance. 583 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,000 It wasn't like a confirmed invite, but we were just working together. 584 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I was like, hey, this thing's happening. 585 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,000 I was being real nonchalant about it, especially because it was at a community garden. 586 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 So it was like anyone can show up. 587 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 So it wasn't even a bit. 588 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Oh, well, you're going to find some excuse. 589 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Are you going to tell them it's not a community garden anymore? 590 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 What? 591 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Or community garden? 592 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 It's not a community. 593 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 The hits keep coming up. 594 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 What is it? 595 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 They've delisted it. 596 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,000 It can't ever be classed as a community garden ever again. 597 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Exactly. 598 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 So that's that. 599 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000 And not only that, once the fence comes down, they're going to come around and they're going to salt the earth. 600 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 It's wasteland. 601 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 It's a brown site now. 602 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000 They're just getting rid of a full acre of good green grass. 603 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Perfect soilage. 604 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Because someone didn't check what height the fence was. 605 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 What are they going to turn it into? 606 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 It's just going to be a reminder for any... 607 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 It's like trying to get an alcohol license. 608 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Once you get one, you know... 609 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 You'll never get it back again. 610 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Are they just using our garden as an example for anyone else who tries to go against them? 611 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 It's landfills. 612 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000 They're doing local landfills. 613 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Five minute city landfills. 614 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:27,000 So our house prices are all just going to be tanked? 615 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 No. 616 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,000 But the good news is we won't have to go very far to put the bins out. 617 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 I suppose that's not bad. 618 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Save a bit of money there. 619 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 That's nice. 620 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:42,000 It just goes straight in if we're in our landfills catchment area, which they haven't released yet. 621 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 It's a good chance we won't be though. 622 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 We can't rely on that. 623 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Can I have my party at one of your gardens? 624 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000 No. 625 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 No? 626 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 No. 627 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 I'm busy. 628 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I'm washing it that day. 629 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000 Washing the food? 630 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Yeah, getting the grass washed. 631 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Oh. 632 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 But you'd attend anyway if I had a... 633 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 If Jessica's going, I'll go. 634 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Well, I need it at someone else's. 635 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 I can't invite Jessica to my garden. 636 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 I need it at someone else's, so it's more of a casual... 637 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Oh, if she's free, I might do a barbecue. 638 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 That sounds good. 639 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 I'll go do that. 640 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Yeah, yeah. 641 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 I'll invite her, like, for my birthday. 642 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Huh? 643 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 No, no, it wouldn't be for your birthday. 644 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000 That's fine as long as it's something like I can just be there nonchalant when I'm... 645 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 I don't think I can say it. 646 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 I don't even have to say it for my birthday. 647 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 No, no more than four households. 648 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 It's not a community garden. 649 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 No, but Stan... 650 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000 It's your... 651 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,000 But you did invite her to a community garden thing, so this isn't one. 652 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000 On the day of it. 653 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Yeah, but, okay, so you three... 654 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 She'll be disappointed otherwise. 655 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Yeah. 656 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Best you actually just stay out of it, I think. 657 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Really? 658 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Don't I upset her anymore? 659 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Jessica... 660 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,000 You're gonna drop out on her, so she probably won't want to see you anyway. 661 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 I don't have to drop out. 662 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000 I can have it some... 663 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Yeah, but the plan's changed. 664 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 It should be weird about it. 665 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Oh, are my parents still going? 666 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Yeah, that's the fourth household. 667 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Dan, me, Jessica, and your parents. 668 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 They're bringing the babs, I think. 669 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 That's unbelievable. 670 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 That is typical of them. 671 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Yeah. 672 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:16,000 They're always trying to get a third. 673 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 And of course, there's Martha. 674 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:25,000 She is a mean woman, but she has every right to be Moira Green, who salted the earth. 675 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Specifically, salted most of Martha's earth. 676 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000 And she didn't actually stop here at the community garden. 677 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:42,000 She went to Martha's home and salted her entire private garden and her entire house inside. 678 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Salted her bed, salted her boy. 679 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Was a 21-year-old man who was... 680 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 He was thoroughly salted in his sleep. 681 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Didn't wake up, didn't know what was happening. 682 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Just woke up very dehydrated. 683 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:01,000 And that was all because she was simply getting a prescription before Moira. 684 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Because she was there first. 685 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:11,000 She's a mean woman, but she's earned her meanness. 686 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,000 And Philip over there, you would want to avoid his plot and any adjacent plots. 687 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 He is trying to grow rat poison. 688 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:23,000 He thinks it comes from a flower, and he just keeps putting rat poison in the ground. 689 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 I think it will grow a bush. 690 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:33,000 It has not, and it keeps killing most of the adjacent plots. 691 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:38,000 I feel like as a town, we should be more accepting and banish less people. 692 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Yeah, disagree with that. 693 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 You've got to draw a hard line. 694 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000 It's just... 695 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Like your t-shirts. 696 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Oh, you see them as a hard line rather than flexible... 697 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 The material, so... 698 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Yes, but you can see there's a bit of stretch to it and it just retains its shape. 699 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Actually, like in fairness, I would say they have slightly more of an airbrushed quality. 700 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Thank you. First kind thing you said all evening. 701 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Well, it's just a factual statement. 702 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 It's a kind of factual statement. 703 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Alright. Have we considered the option that it was you and you're projecting onto others? 704 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000 You think it was me and I'm accusing you? 705 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I'm just saying, have we considered the option? 706 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 That I myself planted the leeks that I don't want in the bed. 707 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 I mean, we only have your word for it. 708 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 You wanted rid of them from somewhere, clearly. 709 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000 We've got rid of them so far. 710 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000 We also haven't come up with any sensible suggestion of how it happened so far. 711 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 They're half grown overnight. 712 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 From someone's personal garden. 713 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Yeah, they couldn't be grown here. 714 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Someone had to be growing this many and then put them all in here. 715 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000 So you think George someone has transplanted them from somewhere else? 716 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 From somewhere else. 717 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000 So if we find another bed of leeks that's empty... 718 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Well, how would we know it was a bed of leeks? 719 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Maybe it was originally bigger and they just took some of them. 720 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Yeah, all we've got to do is track down, I would say, 721 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,000 the first person we found was a barren plot and we banished them. 722 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 I think we should start with Hyacinth's house. 723 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,000 I think this feels like a lot of effort for an after work activity. 724 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Again, why would they be in my house? That makes no sense. 725 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Oh no, your house and your house's garden. 726 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 This is my garden. The community garden. 727 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 It's my primary garden. 728 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 She's been pointing the finger all evening. 729 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Yes. 730 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Yes. It's not very community based. 731 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,000 Because the several times this has happened before, it was you, Anya. 732 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,000 You've accused me every time and I've denied it every time. 733 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000 And it's turned out in hindsight to be you every time. 734 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000 We were never able to prove it, but then almost without fail, 735 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,000 three months later, you confess to it. 736 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Now this could, just to play devil's advocate, it could be a copycat killer. 737 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:44,000 A copycat who has seen the crimes that Anya has done previously. 738 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000 And sorry, I will draw your attention back to the T-shirt 739 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,000 that Anya is parading around in front of us. 740 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 I know I've confessed in the past, but it's really just to draw a line under it. 741 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000 I can assure you, I've been innocent every time. 742 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000 So you're reneging on your previous confessions now? 743 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Yeah. I just thought if I confess, we could have one get together 744 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 for trying to solve a crime. 745 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Because I told Alberto last week that you did the aubergine. 746 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Did he act surprised? 747 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000 He was very angry and wanted to get back at you. 748 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Okay. Well, perhaps the punishments are for a reason. 749 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 I see that now. 750 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000 So, um, where's, uh, where's, where's, where's the grave? 751 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Oh yeah, it's nice. Oh, I think I have relatives around here. 752 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 I'm just going to go look around. 753 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Good evening, ladies. 754 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 You have relatives that way. 755 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 I have relatives this way. 756 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000 John! John! Wait, you know John? 757 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000 No, I don't know who this person is. I've never seen him before. 758 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 What do you mean? You know Mike John? 759 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000 You think I didn't realize the tracker you'd planted on me? 760 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 I told you you were on your own. 761 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 You didn't tell me you never washed your ankles. 762 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000 Which tracker? 763 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Which one? 764 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Which one? 765 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:03,000 All of them. My ankle, my neck, this lovely color, I might say. 766 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 And I noticed the one on the soap. 767 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000 What? 768 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Yes, I'm not blind and I'm not stupid. 769 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 I thought you'd think it was a mushroom. 770 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:16,000 Look, ladies, it's time I've come clean. I'm not really a hobo. 771 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000 What? 772 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000 I'm actually a secret millionaire. 773 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Oh my god. 774 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Oh my god. 775 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Can I just point out that I'm the only one who did put a tracker on you? 776 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:31,000 I've seen your car. I've seen this to the sat nav. It's got a picture of me in it. 777 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Yes, but it's not attached to you. They all violated- 778 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Do you not remember whenever you drove him around in the cage? He had plenty of time to see. 779 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Shit. 780 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Look, this has all been an elaborate experiment. 781 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 I fed you lasagna. I just want to say that. 782 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 It was lovely. It was a lovely lasagna. 783 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 We really cared for you. 784 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 I really cared for you. 785 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 I'm sorry I deceived you. 786 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 You said my Billy's Cheesecake was to die for. 787 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000 It really was. It really is. It's a lovely cheesecake. The lasagna was great. 788 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Thank you. 789 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Tinned soup. I mean, that was a struggle, even for me. 790 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Really? That's a bit much. 791 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 You could have at least heated it up. 792 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 No, you're a homeless. 793 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Have you no pity in your heart? 794 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 I gave you soup? That's pity plenty. 795 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000 You're a monster, and you're still sticking by it. 796 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000 For that reason, you're out. 797 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 What? 798 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Oh my god. 799 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 No. 800 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Now, the three of you- 801 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 I see. What about my tuna casserole? 802 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:34,000 The tuna casserole was nice. It was alright. I don't much like fish. 803 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Oh, sorry. 804 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 At least it was warm. 805 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Look, the three of you have won. You're on to the next round. 806 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000 We're going to my secret island in Barbados. 807 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Ooh. 808 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Yes, there'll be a yacht picking you up at the docks. 809 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 A yacht? Oh my god. 810 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Where will he be taking me? 811 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 Where will he be taking me? 812 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Shut up, you monster. 813 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Goodbye. 814 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Clancy. Now, Clancy's a good one. 815 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000 You can get in good with him, then you'll find out all the horse betting. 816 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000 As with Clancy, he has a system with the horses. 817 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Back to Dumbraken. 818 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 His system never fails. 819 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 See, he keeps the horse racing down at the racetracks. 820 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 He shoots wild riders. 821 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000 For more information from the podcast, you can follow us at Dumbrakenpod on Instagram. 822 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000 And usually, results in him getting winnings for one of the riders dying. 823 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Patrick Meyer. 824 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Laura Conlon. 825 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Marcus Keighley. 826 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Gareth is over there, of course. 827 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Kiernsandz. 828 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000 He's a nice man. 829 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:39,000 If you want to learn how to correctly join a cult and correctly leave a cult, you can 830 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 talk to Gareth. 831 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon, and you can check out his 832 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 833 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Thank you for listening. 834 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,000 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dumbraken very soon. 835 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:56,000 And then the other friend that died was Derek, and he didn't have a lot of time left, you know. 836 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000 He was always one for not wasting time. 837 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000 He was like, we've only got a hundred years on this planet. 838 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Turned out he only had 26 years, so he was right in a way. 839 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000 And he never amounted to much. 840 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:16,000 He had just got a job at a start-up. 841 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:23,000 And after he died, that start-up actually went on to become one of the wildest-grossing 842 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:30,000 streaming platforms ever.