1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,880 I've got any new jobs like since last week? 2 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:07,880 No. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:08,880 You neither? 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,880 No, couldn't find any. 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:17,720 It's just it's actually been my dream to work here. 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,000 Oh, why would you want that? 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,920 You think you could do a better job than us? 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,320 Well, like you have a job trying to give jobs to people with no jobs. 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,840 Do you know how hard it is to find jobs in this town? 10 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,480 I do because I'm here at the job office. 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,480 I don't have a job. 12 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,480 Yeah. 13 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,480 Yeah. 14 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:35,480 Like I got a job giving jobs. 15 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,800 Also, you wouldn't want this job. 16 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,840 You realize how bleak it is out there for the likes of you then. 17 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,880 But like who gives you your job? 18 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,240 Maybe I could be like above you. 19 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,240 Shay. 20 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,240 Wow. 21 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,240 You want to manage a Shay's job? 22 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,240 Yeah. 23 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,240 I don't like Shay. 24 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,240 Maybe it's good work. 25 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,240 Yeah. 26 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,240 He's very good at his job. 27 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,240 He is very good at his job. 28 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,240 He found us jobs. 29 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,240 Good. 30 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,240 Yeah. 31 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,240 Well, who gives him his jobs? 32 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,880 I've never met the big boy on top. 33 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,880 Yeah. 34 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:01,880 Don't even know who it is. 35 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,640 It must just be jobs all the way up. 36 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,640 Hold on. 37 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,120 We've been, I think we've been doing this wrong. 38 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,120 We've been looking for jobs. 39 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:08,120 Could we just be making jobs? 40 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,120 We've been giving jobs out. 41 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,120 Is that what Shay did? 42 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,120 Yeah. 43 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,120 We've been looking for existing jobs. 44 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,120 We could make jobs. 45 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,680 Oh, so you're saying instead of going to the newspaper, instead of going to the bracket, 46 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:19,840 instead of going to Grundles, instead of going to the fire station, we just start making 47 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,920 jobs here in the unemployment office. 48 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:22,920 It's work to be done. 49 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,920 Yeah. 50 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,840 If it's like work to give work, then give work, give in work. 51 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,840 Right. 52 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,440 Where would the money come from though for you? 53 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,160 I don't want to take it out of my pocket. 54 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,160 I can't afford it. 55 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,480 I've got so many bills. 56 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,480 Yeah. 57 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,480 We already cut back on lunches here to help out Terry with his bills. 58 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,480 I just, I mean, many bad investments. 59 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,480 Yeah. 60 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,560 Well, there must be a way around it because like... 61 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,560 No, no. 62 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,560 The bill collectors will come after you. 63 00:01:46,560 --> 00:02:00,560 There's no way around the death. 64 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:11,120 Welcome. 65 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:18,120 Back to Dunbracken. 66 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,120 Oh yeah. 67 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,120 No, he's this one. 68 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,120 That one was released last year. 69 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,120 Yeah. 70 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,120 You thinking about it? 71 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,120 That, uh... 72 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,120 You say it's a sci-fi thriller? 73 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,120 Yeah. 74 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,120 Yeah. 75 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,120 I completed it already. 76 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 It's pretty good. 77 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,120 Wow. 78 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,120 Only took you a year? 79 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,120 No, no. 80 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,120 I completed that in like a day. 81 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,120 Oh, wow. 82 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,120 It's a quick read. 83 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,120 It's a quick read. 84 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,120 Quick read. 85 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,120 I'm looking for something a bit lengthier though. 86 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,120 I want something I can sink my teeth into, you know? 87 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,120 Yeah. 88 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,840 Is this a good cookery book over here? 89 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:43,840 Oh. 90 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:44,840 Yeah. 91 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:45,840 I could literally sink my teeth in. 92 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:46,840 Yeah. 93 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:47,840 You could probably read it in like a week or something. 94 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,120 I read that one in a day. 95 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,120 Pence. 96 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,120 I've got to try each and every... 97 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,720 If I buy a cookbook, I have to try each and every recipe in it or else how do I know it's 98 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:55,720 been worthwhile? 99 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,440 Oh, you try every single recipe? 100 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,440 Every single one. 101 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,440 Yeah. 102 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,120 Even if I'm allergic to something, I'll put it in. 103 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,120 Yeah. 104 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,120 Oh, that's... 105 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,120 Because we got to see what it's like originally. 106 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,720 And then the next time I make it, I won't put in the allergic thing. 107 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,720 Oh, right. 108 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:08,720 Right, yeah. 109 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,880 I'll put the nuts in one time, try it as it's supposed to be. 110 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:13,880 Yeah. 111 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:14,880 If I like it, then I'll... 112 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:15,880 Oh, yeah. 113 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:16,880 You got to follow the rules. 114 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,880 You got to follow the rules. 115 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,880 Yeah. 116 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,880 Then I'll find substitutes. 117 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,880 No, I do that too. 118 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:21,880 I do that too, yeah. 119 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:22,880 I actually... 120 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:23,880 I do it with all the ingredients both times. 121 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,880 Both times. 122 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:25,880 Whenever I cook them. 123 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:26,880 I do every meal twice. 124 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:27,880 Oh, wow. 125 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,880 You cook them twice? 126 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,880 That's cool. 127 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:30,880 That's cool. 128 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:31,880 That's reassuring yourself. 129 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,920 I trust my initial instinct, but that's good for you to do, I guess, a scientific study 130 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:35,920 almost. 131 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:36,920 Yeah, no. 132 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,920 I just want to be thorough. 133 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:43,040 I just think that sometimes it's like initial reactions are stronger and you should trust 134 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,040 your... 135 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,040 Literally your gut. 136 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,040 Yeah, maybe for you. 137 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,520 Yeah, that's quite brave of you. 138 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,520 Yeah. 139 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,520 No, I just... 140 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,520 I stick to the rules. 141 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,520 Yeah. 142 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,520 I've also stuck to the rules, I guess. 143 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:56,240 We're just interpreting them in different ways and I guess one would argue one's wrong, 144 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,240 but that's interesting. 145 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,920 Yeah, but I hear maybe you like that cookbook, yeah, sort of like for beginners. 146 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,920 So you've tried every recipe in this twice? 147 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,920 Oh, yeah, yeah. 148 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,960 And every book in this series as well. 149 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,960 I've done the same thing. 150 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:07,960 Yeah. 151 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:08,960 Excuse me. 152 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,360 I was wondering, could I get a refund for this book, please? 153 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,600 Oh, it's too good for you, is it? 154 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,120 Too top of a read for you, this one, was it? 155 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,360 Well, it was a cookery book. 156 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:24,760 It's not particularly difficult to read, but 101 ways with chicken and it didn't turn out 157 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,760 very well. 158 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,760 I actually... 159 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,920 So how many ways with chicken did you try before you threw it in the tile? 160 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:35,040 Well, I did try all 101, but the problem is that I'm allergic to chicken, so I substituted 161 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,040 the chicken for beef. 162 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,040 That's where you went wrong, right off the bat. 163 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,640 You've got to try the chicken first off. 164 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,120 Who the fuck's allergic to chicken, by the way? 165 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,120 But it says... 166 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,120 What are you? 167 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,120 It says... 168 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,120 Excuse me. 169 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,560 Don't make fun of my allergies, but it says... 170 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,560 It seems like a choice. 171 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,560 It seems like a weak choice. 172 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,560 A weak choice. 173 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:54,720 It says 101 ways with chicken, a range of adaptable recipes. 174 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:59,480 Surely if you had 101 times with chicken, you'd be either dead or be fine by now. 175 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,640 Well, I think, Finneas, we're getting a bit off the subject here. 176 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,880 We're getting right onto the subject of why you're so weak-willed. 177 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:09,440 Yeah, let's get back to the subject of how you're too weak to finish your 100... 178 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,040 You only had 101 dishes of chicken, too. 179 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,720 There's only 101 in the book. 180 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,080 You didn't even do it twice over? 181 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,080 You tried everything once. 182 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,600 Well, that's a fair and understandable reaction, but... 183 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,560 The worst one, just to give you an example, was the lemon beef soup. 184 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,560 With chicken, yeah. 185 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:28,680 Well, no, it was lemon chicken soup, but by the time I was finished with it, it was lemon 186 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:29,680 beef soup. 187 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,640 Oh, so you've been substituting it right off the bat? 188 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,040 Well, yes, as I said, I'm allergic to chicken, so... 189 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,360 You haven't even been putting yourself through it, so that's your whole problem? 190 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:41,000 It said that the recipes were adaptable, so I thought, well, I'll take 101 ways with chicken 191 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,400 and make it 101 ways with beef. 192 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,400 Lemon doesn't go with beef? 193 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,400 Are you insane? 194 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,400 Are you insane right now? 195 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,440 Well, it said the recipes were adaptable, and you do... 196 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,760 Oh, yeah, let's just change out the main ingredient. 197 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,000 Let's change out the title of the book. 198 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,520 All right, beef potter, did you read that and replace every fucking... 199 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:02,600 Everyone worried in that with beef? 200 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,280 Beef? 201 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,320 The boy who beefed, eh? 202 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,120 Wingardium levi beefa? 203 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,320 It didn't come into the shop to be abused. 204 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,560 The half-blood beef, I tell you that one does make sense. 205 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,560 That would be a stink. 206 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,560 I'm ridiculed. 207 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,000 You came into the shop looking for a refund for... 208 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,400 On a book you completed. 209 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,520 Oh, no, yeah, you completed it wrong. 210 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:28,800 It has 101 chickens in the title, and you're saying that it's faulty because you cooked 211 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,800 it with beef. 212 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,600 It's 101 ways with chicken. 213 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,600 Exactly. 214 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,240 It's very clear, 101 ways with chicken. 215 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:39,160 Well, yes, but just the cow could have been called chicken. 216 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,160 Did it tell you that? 217 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,160 Was there an asterisk on this book? 218 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,160 Well, I didn't get... 219 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,160 You gotta read the asterisks. 220 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,160 Gotta read the asterisks. 221 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,160 Come on. 222 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,160 Well, no, that wasn't actually the case. 223 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,160 I'm just trying to like... 224 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,160 No, we understand. 225 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,000 You're trying to weasel your way out, you weak-willed fuck. 226 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Right. 227 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,840 Don't you come into here. 228 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,880 You come into this bookshop looking for a refund. 229 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,160 When we've sold you a perfectly good book... 230 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,160 Perfectly good book. 231 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,920 You're a weak to follow through. 232 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:07,600 You're like those reviewers at Amazon who say, I didn't like this recipe with chicken 233 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,600 because I made it with beef. 234 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,600 Wait, no, that's you. 235 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,600 That's exactly what you did. 236 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,600 That's exactly what you did. 237 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,600 Sorry. 238 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,440 I'm sorry, but whatever happened to the customers always right? 239 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,440 Maybe finish the statement. 240 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:20,800 The customer's always right in views of taste. 241 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 This is literal taste. 242 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,240 I just think I'm going to have to go on to... 243 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,240 Finish the full statement. 244 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,600 I'm just going to have to go on and leave an online review for this bookshop. 245 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,800 Oh, you're going to leave an online review? 246 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,800 What are you going to say? 247 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,240 I changed every single... 248 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:39,800 I would like to say in person that I really very much think that both of you have behaved 249 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:44,200 disgracefully this afternoon abusing a customer who just simply comes in with an issue that 250 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,200 needs to be solved. 251 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,520 So I think I need to post a review online and just let other people know. 252 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,920 We never said we wouldn't give you the refund, sir. 253 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,600 It's certainly sounded as though you would have a problem with it. 254 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,600 We do have a problem with it. 255 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,600 Yeah, I have a big problem with it. 256 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,600 We have a huge problem, but we're honest bookmakers. 257 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,320 You didn't enjoy the book, we'll give you a refund. 258 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,320 We're just... 259 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,320 Bookmaker? 260 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,320 Did you make the book? 261 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,320 No, we did not, but we'd like to call her that. 262 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,800 It's just like the way a kingmaker calls himself a kingmaker. 263 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,600 It's just, you said bookmakers and I thought... 264 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,760 Because they make the king. 265 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,760 Not like the books that you read, probably say the beef maker. 266 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,520 I feel like we're getting off the subject here. 267 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,320 Can I get my refund? 268 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,480 Hang on, just let me write a review here. 269 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,440 Who am I? 270 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,440 Ha! 271 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,080 He just wrote beef over and over and over again. 272 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:30,160 I would have been happy with a store credit, but I now feel as though just like I would 273 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,480 like my money to go and spend... 274 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:32,840 We don't want you in our store. 275 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,560 I don't think I want to come back. 276 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,320 The way I've been treated, ridiculed. 277 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,320 Yep, taken the weak root. 278 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,320 My allergy. 279 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,320 Never gonna come back to... 280 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,320 Never gonna better yourself. 281 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,520 There's a full self-help section that you'll never see. 282 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,400 Is it any wonder this shop's empty? 283 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,720 I mean, this is the way you treat all your customers. 284 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,720 Jingling. 285 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,600 I wouldn't come in here if I was you. 286 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:55,400 Well, sorry, I was just looking for a refund for this book that I bought. 287 00:08:55,400 --> 00:09:01,960 It's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, but it's actually in French and I can't read French. 288 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,960 So I was hoping... 289 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,200 You haven't completed French yet? 290 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,200 Wow. 291 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,360 You think you're just going to forget the entire people's language? 292 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,680 You're just going to give up? 293 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,320 I just don't understand French. 294 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,800 It was just a simple mistake of a purchase. 295 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,800 There's no point in me trying to read it if I can't understand French. 296 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,880 There's no point in him even trying. 297 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,880 What a weak will. 298 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,880 There's no point in even trying. 299 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,880 Do you hear the words that just came out of his mind? 300 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:24,880 Really? 301 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,840 It's the same book in French, even though you don't read French. 302 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,920 I didn't know the word Frankenstein is... 303 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,240 Well, so you go and learn it. 304 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,880 It's the same in French as it is in English. 305 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,360 So you just sit there not making any challenges for your life. 306 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:38,560 You sit there wallowing through, just hoping that someday the Malayas will end. 307 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,560 What's Malays? 308 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,560 No idea. 309 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,600 Wait, hang on here. 310 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,720 So you're saying you haven't even read the dictionary? 311 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,720 I'm saying I'll leave out certain letters that I don't agree with. 312 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,440 Man, this man just makes up his own rules, taking the cheap way out. 313 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,160 I'm not sure I want to return my book to a store like this. 314 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,640 Do you like chicken? 315 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,000 Yeah, I really... 316 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,040 Would you like to exchange books? 317 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,040 No swaps. 318 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,040 No swaps. 319 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,040 Read the sign. 320 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,040 No swaps. 321 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,040 Read the sign. 322 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,520 Well, no, that swaps with you, but there's nothing to stop us swapping with each other. 323 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,960 If you want to swap, you write the book out again yourself. 324 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:11,960 Yeah. 325 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:12,960 What? 326 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,960 Sorry. 327 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:14,960 We could do this outside. 328 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:15,960 You want to swap? 329 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,880 I could swap you 100 ways with chicken with your French copy of Frankenstein. 330 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,880 Can you read French? 331 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,880 Yes, a little. 332 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:21,880 Oh, yeah, okay, that works. 333 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,320 But I would just really love to circle back. 334 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,960 You said if we want to swap books, we have to rewrite the whole book out ourselves. 335 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,000 Rewrite the whole book in front of us? 336 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,160 There's no shortcuts here. 337 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,160 I don't think that's enforceable. 338 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,160 Not if we go outside. 339 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,160 It's very enforceable. 340 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,160 It is in the parameters of these rules. 341 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,400 In the parameters of this bookshop, we can force what we want. 342 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,000 He does have a holster around his... 343 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,200 I think you just better start writing. 344 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,200 Here's your pens. 345 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,200 I don't know how to... 346 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,200 You know how it starts? 347 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,200 Jumepelle Frankenstein. 348 00:10:48,200 --> 00:11:02,080 If I had a job, I wouldn't get my unemployment benefit. 349 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,080 Oh. 350 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,760 So then there'd be more money in this system. 351 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,320 Would you be willing to work for your unemployment benefit here? 352 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,480 So would I be unemployed or employed? 353 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:17,640 You'd be employed by us, but getting paid as your unemployment benefit. 354 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,040 That's £400 we give you would be your payslip. 355 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,040 No holidays. 356 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:25,240 Would I then have the authority to raise the benefit? 357 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:29,320 That would be Shay's domain, but you could plead your case, I suppose. 358 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,920 But if I could take Shay's job... 359 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,400 Oh yes, of course, you'd be working at Shay's job. 360 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,640 Well how will we get rid of Shay? 361 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,400 Because me and Terry, we don't like him. 362 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,720 Are you nice to be around? 363 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:39,720 Extremely. 364 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,560 What would your previous underlings have said about you? 365 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,520 I like to bring in donuts on Fridays. 366 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,800 Like to bring in donuts on Fridays? 367 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,480 How were you working previously? 368 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,640 It was in a different unemployment office. 369 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,640 Oh wow. 370 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,640 What happened there? 371 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,640 What happened? 372 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,760 Well, I had a dramatic breakup and I had to leave town. 373 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,760 I was banished. 374 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,760 Oh no. 375 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,760 That happens to us all really, doesn't it? 376 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,760 One way or another. 377 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:03,760 So many of us end up here. 378 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:08,160 Yeah, you get banished from one thing, a relationship, a town, a life, a job. 379 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,160 Running from debt. 380 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,360 Here I am, one town over, out of a job. 381 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:18,280 From as most things stop when you move the town, but the debt comes with the banishment. 382 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,280 It doesn't stop. 383 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:24,320 So I can take the job, maybe fire Shay and then raise my pay? 384 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:28,760 The thing is we would have to work out a way of getting rid of Shay, who is very good at 385 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:29,760 his job. 386 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,960 Would he be eligible for a banishment? 387 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,960 Maybe? 388 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,080 Oh, I didn't think of that. 389 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,720 We could look into his financials. 390 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,800 Or, what is it they say? 391 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,880 There's four things that can banish a person. 392 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,280 There's four things, of course. 393 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,360 We all know the four things that can banish a person. 394 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,360 It was debt. 395 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,360 Debt, yeah. 396 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,560 It was ruining a town function. 397 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,560 Ruining a town function? 398 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,560 Curse? 399 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,560 Curse. 400 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:55,400 Or like me, ending up on the wrong side of a breakup. 401 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,120 On the wrong side of a breakup. 402 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,120 And being run out of time. 403 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,120 Every breakup has a winner and a loser. 404 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,120 Of course. 405 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,120 The loser's banished. 406 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,640 And the winner stays. 407 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,640 They keep their friends. 408 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:08,640 Yeah, and it's how the town gets stronger, loses, leave forever. 409 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,440 That's why we have so many divorced men. 410 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:18,720 Why, is that, do you think, is that a judicial problem of bias in our system? 411 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,640 That the divorced men are winning? 412 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:26,760 No, I don't mean to speak bad of Dunbracken, but I think they lost. 413 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,560 Oh, so we're the loser's paradise in some other situation. 414 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,560 I think so. 415 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,560 Right, right, right. 416 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,560 But presumably banish people from here. 417 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:38,400 You can't be a complete society of people who've been banished. 418 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,000 Well, there's no reason, just because you've been banished from one place, doesn't mean 419 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,560 you can't be banished from another. 420 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,800 You can keep, there's levels of banishment that can keep happening. 421 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:51,920 There's one guy out on a jetty in the middle of the lake and no one can touch him. 422 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,640 Statistically, it must mean there's somewhere worse than here. 423 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,280 Well, sometimes you get upgraded by banishment. 424 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,760 Yeah, we don't know where people go when they're banished. 425 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,400 Yeah, we don't keep in touch. 426 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,520 Yeah, if we could banish Shay, that job opens right up. 427 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,560 Right, so do we know... 428 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,080 Yeah, let's go through the four again. 429 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,440 How does one get banished? 430 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,720 What's most likely? 431 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,720 Probably a curse? 432 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,720 A curse is pretty good. 433 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,720 A curse is pretty good. 434 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,720 What were the other three? 435 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,720 Rude in a town. 436 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,720 Ruding a town function. 437 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,720 Losing in a relationship. 438 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:23,120 Losing in a relationship, and I cannot remember the first one. 439 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,120 What was the... 440 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,120 Oh, debt. 441 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,120 Debt. 442 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,120 Yeah. 443 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,120 Of course. 444 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,120 Yeah, you, you're the reason. 445 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,120 Yeah. 446 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,360 All right, so Shay, don't think he has any debt. 447 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,360 Financials, great. 448 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,680 Oh, well, I know, what about win-win? 449 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,560 We embezzle money from him. 450 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,560 From him, yeah. 451 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,720 Then we have more money and he's in debt. 452 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:47,240 And as a fail-safe, one of us should date Shay and then... 453 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:50,920 Oh, well, no, I've recently flown close to the sun with that one. 454 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,920 I can't risk... 455 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,000 Wait, oh, I thought you were banished here, so you won. 456 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 No, no, that's what I mean. 457 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I can't risk losing. 458 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Right, yes, all right. 459 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 So what if Shay wins the break-up? 460 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Yeah. 461 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,560 So you've lost break-ups before then. 462 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,560 That's why I'm here. 463 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,560 That's tough. 464 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,560 You've got a recent trauma. 465 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,120 I have been cursed. 466 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:16,960 Yeah, and I got into debt, ruining a town function. 467 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:22,440 So we'll both curse and date Shay and maybe also embezzle some of his money. 468 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,440 Yeah, I'll get in contact with my curse guy. 469 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,440 Nice. 470 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,800 And we'll embezzle him. 471 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,280 We'll do a double, yeah, because Shay's a good talker. 472 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,040 We don't want to risk him talking his way out of embezzlement. 473 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,040 Yeah, yeah. 474 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,960 You can talk your way out of a curse. 475 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,840 He could probably talk his way out of a break-up, could we? 476 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,840 So that's too risky. 477 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,840 That's too risky. 478 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,840 And I could date him, but again, I'm cursed, so I'd probably lose that. 479 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,840 Yeah, you'd probably be better. 480 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:44,840 Okay. 481 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:50,320 If I were to date him, I would want to do it with the intention of getting married. 482 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,640 Would that encourage him to leave his job? 483 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,640 I hope not. 484 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,400 Oh, you can make him a stay-at-home. 485 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,640 I would never ask someone to pick between a career and me. 486 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640 That's very good of you. 487 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,640 Yeah. 488 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,640 Okay, fair. 489 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,920 They really need their career because you're so in debt. 490 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,440 All right, all right. 491 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,440 No need for that. 492 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,440 Sorry. 493 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,800 I'm just, yeah, just saying. 494 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,800 Okay, so curse? 495 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,800 Cursed is. 496 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,800 Yeah, I like curse, yeah. 497 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:18,200 Should we get a particular type of curse or just say, let my cursed guy just pick what 498 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,200 he wants? 499 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,520 Well, like how much do you like this Shay? 500 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,080 Well, we want to banish him, so we said we don't. 501 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,760 I would love it if he was haunted by an albatross. 502 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:27,760 Haunted by an albatross? 503 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,760 Oh, that's good, yeah. 504 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,760 That's good. 505 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,800 It just feels like it would upset him. 506 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,600 I was going to say like maybe to curse him to be unlucky in love so then he would keep 507 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:41,000 getting banished again and again from other places, but an albatross is pretty good. 508 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,520 Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess yours is more like an actual source. 509 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,520 No, no, I don't know that. 510 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:51,440 I just think albatrosses are too big. 511 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,520 Mines would have been never ending to be fair. 512 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:57,760 So unlucky in love, that could mean he never dates anyone and never has a breakup. 513 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,920 Yeah, that's true. 514 00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,920 That's ambiguous. 515 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,880 Yeah, let's take the strong albatross. 516 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880 It's a safe bet. 517 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,880 It's unambiguous. 518 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:17,560 You may say something about my lack of creativity, but my descriptions are unambiguous. 519 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:21,720 Are you tired of all these fancy coffees? 520 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:28,600 Why not go for something a little closer to home? 521 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:33,200 Hello, we hear from ex coffee roasters to tell you that you don't need to pop your 522 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:38,680 little taste buds on a plane to Ethiopia or Brazil to get a delicious coffee. 523 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:43,520 You just need to ask the driver nicely if they can hop on that number two bus into town 524 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:50,520 for a simple coffee that's grown and roasted right here in Dunbracken. 525 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,640 How is that possible, you may ask? 526 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,640 Well, we are purchased outside of the old landfill. 527 00:17:55,640 --> 00:18:02,760 A humble patch of fertile dirt that is perfect for the growth of our coffee beans. 528 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,960 You may also ask us, where did all of that trash go? 529 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,200 But that is not our issue. 530 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,680 Long gone are those overwhelming feelings of choice for what flavor I should go for 531 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,320 and what roast is right for me. 532 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:22,840 We have planted and grown an artisanal amount of 100% robust coffee beans using the very 533 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:28,280 active Tyre Fire, which was previously part of the landfill but included in our purchase 534 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:34,440 of the land, to roast those little suckers into their darkest and most perfect selves. 535 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:39,400 Again, we don't know about the rest of it, so please stop asking. 536 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:44,160 Did you know that the flavor profile of coffee beans is heavily influenced by the soil they're 537 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,480 grown in? 538 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:52,400 Our head roaster and master taster, Phil Thor, had this to say. 539 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,680 I've truly never had a coffee like this one. 540 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,840 Every cup's completely different. 541 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:03,840 One moment I'm getting notes of raw egg bits mixed with broken bedside lamp, next it's 542 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:08,600 Donkey Carcass and one of those little tables you get in pizza boxes that stops the pizza 543 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,320 from hitting the lid. 544 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,360 Sometimes I get the pizza too. 545 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:19,440 I truly think Dunbracken is going to get absolutely swept up in this new coffee craze and I can't 546 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,960 wait to see it. 547 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:26,360 I just wish we could grow the beans a little quicker to meet the demand. 548 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:32,160 I've had to taste every bit of yield so far just for safety concerns, but after taking 549 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:37,440 five weeks off there for a bout of unrelated food poisoning, we have a nice big surplus 550 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:43,200 just waiting for the locals to sink their teeth into. 551 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:48,080 So why not jump on that bus to the site of the old landfill, just across the street from 552 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:56,760 Dunbracken's newest theme park, Trash Mountain, and support a local business. 553 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:08,800 Ex coffee roasters, put in the ex in espresso. 554 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:15,080 So if we're all caught up, we'll start off with Kevin. 555 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,440 You want to show your favorite website from the past week? 556 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:22,200 Uh, yeah, I guess. 557 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,640 I'm sorry I didn't expect you to start with me, Reggie. 558 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,280 All right, well, I'll just put it in the search bar. 559 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:35,880 This is a website that I found that takes used candle wax and then it makes little figurines 560 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,280 out of it. 561 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,960 And you can paint them or you can just leave them dry. 562 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,280 You know, and you can use the figurines for whatever you want. 563 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280 For children. 564 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,280 For Kevin. 565 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280 For Warhammer. 566 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,080 Did you set up this website yourself? 567 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,080 No. 568 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,920 But I can see your ring in the pictures. 569 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,920 What do you mean? 570 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,920 I didn't set up Kevin's wax figurines. 571 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,680 Kevin, you can't do this. 572 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,880 I didn't expect to be first. 573 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,880 What would that have changed? 574 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,960 I would have had more time to change maybe the name. 575 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,960 By a new domain? 576 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,960 Like that? 577 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,960 Yeah. 578 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,960 Okay. 579 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,680 But what do we think about it? 580 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,680 I'm interested. 581 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,680 Yes, we. 582 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,120 But I feel like this goes against the rules. 583 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,120 I'm sorry. 584 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,120 I'm sorry. 585 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,120 I won't do it again. 586 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120 You really annoyed me. 587 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,120 Sorry, Reggie. 588 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,480 And I know your words carry weight. 589 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480 Okay. 590 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,480 Who wants to go next? 591 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:31,360 I really like this one. 592 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,360 I was hoping I could go next. 593 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,360 Oh, sorry. 594 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,360 Okay. 595 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,360 I was just waiting for the page to load. 596 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,360 Darryl wants to go next. 597 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,360 Yeah. 598 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,920 This is my daughter's YouTube page. 599 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:44,040 She's been struggling to make friends and skill, but now she like records herself reviewing 600 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,640 movies and the classmates are really enjoying it. 601 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,680 So it's nice to see her come out of her shell. 602 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,680 She came up in my album. 603 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,680 I don't like that. 604 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,120 I'm into movies as well. 605 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,280 She has bad opinions on movies. 606 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,440 Some of the classics she said are not colourful enough. 607 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,920 They're in black and white. 608 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:00,920 Yeah. 609 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,920 Look, it's. 610 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,920 Also, you're showing us YouTube. 611 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,600 I'm looking for niche websites. 612 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,200 My daughter, she only has 12 followers. 613 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,200 It's nice. 614 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,360 That doesn't change anything. 615 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:18,840 If you had bought a domain that was like... 616 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,840 I feel like people haven't listened to me. 617 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,840 I feel like people haven't listened to me. 618 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:28,560 I set this up to find some new websites because I go on this in four websites like every day. 619 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,560 Well. 620 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,560 Oh, fuck. 621 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:36,080 Reggie, have I got the website for you? 622 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,120 Okay. 623 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:41,160 I've set up my own website. 624 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:47,560 But it's a webcam of this Internet Cafe. 625 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:54,360 So even when we're not here, we can see which of our friends are enjoying the Internet services. 626 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,640 I don't want to be monitored. 627 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,920 I don't want people to know when I'm here. 628 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,600 Well, the camera does have a good spread. 629 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,600 It's just up there. 630 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,720 It has a good spread of everyone, probably. 631 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,560 I think we're all in frame at the moment. 632 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,560 What's that box that's around my head? 633 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,080 Has this identified me? 634 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,400 This feels very invasive. 635 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,200 So it's open source. 636 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:21,680 So people can interact with this website and edit it as they see fit also. 637 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,680 Tracking me. 638 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,560 There is a comment section also, but I'd advise don't look there. 639 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,220 There's a lot of slurs. 640 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:33,800 It says here you're 85 and has your last three known addresses. 641 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,600 I feel violated. 642 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,520 The comments are calling your daughter a racist. 643 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,560 She just doesn't understand Green Book. 644 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:45,680 But I thought it was something that was fun, interactive. 645 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:51,200 And when we're missing being in the Internet Cafe, then we can check in with the gang. 646 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,720 How come whenever there was a project three months ago where we were going to make our 647 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,280 own websites and none of you did this. 648 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,920 And now when I asked for a new website, you all managed to do something. 649 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,840 More from you, you just showed your daughter is doing reviews. 650 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,480 I was proud of her and I helped her set it up. 651 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,520 And it's hard to do. 652 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,960 She edits it as well. 653 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,320 There's no cuts in it. 654 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,680 It's just a recording. 655 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,680 There's not even like. 656 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:20,640 It's called audio balancing and I don't know what it is, but it's important. 657 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:26,200 Well Reggie, if you're going to be such a naysay Nancy, what website did you find this 658 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,120 week that you liked? 659 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,120 Bible passages.org.org.org. 660 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:36,440 It's an organization and it's not so much passages from the Bible. 661 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,720 It's just your passage through the Bible. 662 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,680 You know, as you read it, like people will just be like, oh, I found page thirty four. 663 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,680 Interesting. 664 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,680 Like it's choose your own adventure. 665 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,680 No, no, completely wrong. 666 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,680 I hate that. 667 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,760 None of you really appreciate my faith. 668 00:24:54,760 --> 00:25:01,200 I mean, I tried to appreciate it last week when I introduced the choose your own adventure 669 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,360 Bible and you were very offended. 670 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,720 I was the fact that Jesus wasn't crucified. 671 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,720 Like turn the whole thing. 672 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,720 75. 673 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:17,720 In my adventure, Jesus made wax candles from Kevin's wax candle figurines. 674 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,280 That was not an option. 675 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,640 It was not an option. 676 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,680 We had some sponsored content. 677 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,000 How about you in the corner? 678 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:31,680 I just like to start by saying thank you for letting me return to the group after my previous 679 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,680 mishap. 680 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,680 You set up a lot of phishing websites. 681 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,680 I do. 682 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,360 I was trying to get credit card information off of. 683 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,720 I kept getting caught. 684 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,720 You thought you had a nerve fryer on the way. 685 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,720 I'm very, very sorry about that. 686 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,240 I meant to exclusively target people outside of the group. 687 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,840 But you got caught in my net. 688 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,440 I have a new website for you. 689 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,440 Okay. 690 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,480 Would you like to hear about it? 691 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,480 This looks like a banking website. 692 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,480 I'll just fill it in here. 693 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,480 The bank. 694 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,200 The sort code and the I ban. 695 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,240 Reggie, I'm so sorry. 696 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,040 This wasn't even the website I was trying to show today. 697 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,840 This is just another one of my scams. 698 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,840 Actually, I was going to show you a website where you could take any two dog breeds, put 699 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,440 pictures of them up and see what the babies would look like. 700 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,640 But it seems like I've already got all of your credit card information. 701 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,120 I don't see the dogs. 702 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,120 All right. 703 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:27,320 Well, also, I'll let you in on a little trick if you promise not to tell anyone involved 704 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,320 in animal rights. 705 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,320 Okay. 706 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,320 Promise everyone this room. 707 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,320 Promise your promise. 708 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:36,240 I would like to remind you that you're on a webcam feed, but proceed. 709 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,240 Okay. 710 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,240 Well, all right. 711 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,240 Well, I'll take the risk. 712 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,560 I want to love him. 713 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,920 You can actually you can actually take any two animals in the world and put the pictures 714 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,120 together and see what the babies would look like. 715 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,120 I put Kevin in. 716 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,120 Just look at my daughter. 717 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,720 Oh, there's nothing like it. 718 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,720 What? 719 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,720 This photo. 720 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720 You know, it's nothing like it. 721 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,720 We put in a picture of me and my wife. 722 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,720 Incompatible. 723 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,720 Oh, no. 724 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:10,040 One of us cheated. 725 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,280 Back to Dumbraken is created, produced and edited by Connoth McVeigh. 726 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:22,240 For more information and podcasts, you can follow us at Dumbraken pod on Instagram. 727 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:30,000 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, Gerda Donley, Cairnsands, Eddie Goodwin, 728 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,200 Rachel Coulter, David McCauley and Connor Reddick. 729 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:41,120 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his 730 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,440 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 731 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,360 Thank you for listening. 732 00:27:46,360 --> 00:28:14,920 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dumbraken very soon.